Quorators - Drug War w/ Riley Quinn

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I get stoned instead of drunk when taking the communion? How about hard stuff? Why do wine moms exist? Can drug consumption cause demon possession? --- Check out Riley's podcasts Trashfuture and No Gods No Mayors Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

And we've never messed up our audacity one time. Wow, shut the fuck, why would you say that? It's bound to happen. Yeah, I know, it will happen now, I feel like. Well, we might as well do it with Riley, otherwise it's gonna be like we get Joe Biden finally. Sure. And the audacity misfires.

We could lose the Riley episode easy. No, we can't. It's locked in. We are having Joe Biden on next week, Claire, by the way, if you're available still. We're getting Joe Biden on. Oh, awesome. We're getting Joe Biden on.

I was just now able to get him because he got a new book deal and i know a lot of people who read books oh really yes that's true i just feel really guilty for bumping him and like thank you guys for accommodating my schedule i hope he was okay with it no it's fine you were gonna do an either or between you and him anyway because you guys kind of fill the same role in many ways um yeah but you also know about different things so like next time we can do like delaware facts yeah train trivia uh ice cream flavors how loud should the horn be questions like that that's a good question that's a good that i bet it's encore i haven't

looked yet i haven't done the research for that president biden how high how loud should the horn be as loud as it could be it should be so loud do you still call him president you still call him president he's still my president he's a hashtag my president he won that election they stole it he won it you're the only person who's gonna january 6th for biden and you genuinely have a mental incapacity defense alex alex and i both wrote him in for president this year we're the we're the two people who voted for joe biden in 2024 i'll tell you this the joe biden january six a lot more people are gonna die let's start the show this is poor raiders oh

It's Quarriors again Back for another week America's premier Quora-based podcast We're your hosts, Alex and Jeremy and Claire How's it going? Hello Our war series continues The many battles fought

And good men lost So much at stake Here on the Quarriors podcast if you're new to the show we read quora.com you want to take that again no i think i got it honestly that's like that is some perfect elocution right there that's like did you did you get the king the treatment from the king's speech i've actually i've been having ai write a lot of my intros and i do not make any edits on those they are coming out perfectly thank you to chat gpt 3.0 i'm still on three that's the one i think

was good i would trust uh ai more if they stuttered oh that'd be interesting you know that would be sort of interesting it makes it sound like they're really thinking about it now claire you said you wanted to save that question for next week with joe biden right i feel like maybe we shouldn't bring that out now the stuttering uh segment of the podcast right we should probably no we'll save that we'll save it for a really big episode with joe biden coming up yeah so i assume what you've done is you've saved all of your like wine questions for when you got joe on and i'm handling stuttering delaware yeah uh how loud the horn should be stuff like that right uh classic mix up at the quora factory a classic whodunit uh by the way put put the wine questions in this door

marked r and put the horn questions in the delaware and stuff in this one marked r for robinette his middle name, of course. I give Joe Biden the wide question. He's like, where's my horn question, man? I said I wanted to talk about the volume of the horn. I have a very specific rider for when I go on

Corators. No brown M&Ms. Ask me about the horns. That's the thing he does when he goes on shows and he gets kind of mad at you. And you're just like, shit, he's the president. Shit! No, no, no, no, no. No, no, listen here, fat. He's calling me names.

Damn, I loved when that happened. I wish he kept it up. I wish he called more people fat. You know what I mean? Like, we're all just referencing one viral video from 2020. It would have been so sick if every time, like, a journalist talked wise to me, he was like, shut it down, fat. I'm going to change your lunch, you old piece of meat.

Anyway, I got to explain our guest here today. We have a lovely guest all the way from the Trash Future podcast across the pond, our wonderful friend, Riley Quinn. Riley? Hello. So it's great to be here in the Zoom call with you in my normal, ordinary studio that I otherwise record everything else in.

We've been trying to have you on for some time, but this is now, it's a big change for the show. The show has gone cyber. We're now allowing British people. Who are Canadians. I was able to go on until I naturalized as a British citizen, and then I qualified out yeah until you got desperate enough for guests you were like fuck it i guess we'll have the

brits back in we're doing the best we can but these immigration controls are just so strict and uh now we're on zoom so that would also help because you don't have to you know swim the channel back over here that's right um the famous channel between english and america you can do the short one or the long one um but you know but when i messaged you and i said riley we gotta have you on it's a you or president biden uh is there anything you'd like to talk about uh i can find questions that are close to your interest and you said well i know a lot about wine and i know a lot about england and i said that's interesting and so we've been doing this recurring war series this is that right and uh every every week is a new war and so this week

is going to be the war on drugs. Wine is a drug. Is it not? Some would call it the ultimate drug. That's right. I mean, you know, it depends on where it's from. But yeah, for some, I would say it is the ultimate drug. The war on drugs.

Have you ever heard of such a thing? Rampaging from the 80s to now. you know i i've heard of that i've heard of a band named for for same um i believe there is one of those uh it seems to be um a mixed success but i'm interested to see what the um what the good people of quora have to say about it there's a lot of positives and negatives there you know really i think you could if you're taught up the positives and the negatives i think it's one of those it's perfect perfectly balanced uh things you know it's that that's what the war on drugs should be it should be more you know equivocal both sides are the problem in the war on drugs

don't both sides this jeremy i just think we need to turn down the temperature yeah debate thanos everything perfectly balanced and on one side is smoking weed and the other side is killing families we'll find out we'll find out how we feel about it by the end of the episode but i'm not sure as of yet there's a lot of great drugs out there and by the next the end of the next 50 minutes i'll have done a little bit of all of them we did find some wine questions so it's not wineless is it there's wine involved yeah we just we tried to find 10 questions about wine and we were like this is not an episode of a podcast hey you know what i don't want to like pop off here but when i have wine yo pop off i have wine it makes me quite ill

i don't know what's wrong with quick follow-up question quick follow-up question how much you haven't i feel like maybe a couple glasses i don't know if i i hear some people have a sulfate intolerance i don't know if maybe that's my issue but i turn red i get like a headache and it hurts oh it hurts riley oh no uh unfortunately i think you might be relegated to drinking sulfite free natural wine which is very popular but which i don't particularly care for see the The thing is, too, it's the sulfites that keep me coming back. You know what? Sulfites.

I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them leave. Love to watch them walk away. Well, with no further ado, I'm ready to get into it. We like to start our show with a featured community on Quora.com for our famous segment. Space of the Week. Wait for it. The whole sustain stays in.

The way it sounds cyber over cyber is crazy. There's like a little bit of sound from the music, but then very clearly Alex going space of the week. It really does sound like sort of distant warbling two rooms away through closed doors when you play any music at all. We should probably find a better system for pretty much every aspect of our podcast. but you know maybe after the president comes on right we're gonna have him on zoom yeah yeah you're working out the kinks with you know with until you're getting to the big the big guy

yeah basically god until right after god himself we're gonna make him find his favorite space god you ever been on quora i'm just oh i don't know what that is i got their emails sorry i answer i answer one prayer a day but exclusively from the meth sub which is a great segue into this uh quora space crackback.quora.com this is meth crack back i found this today maybe not the best podcasting thing but it is just people uploading photos of quote awesome crackbacks well we gotta talk about the stats here how many crackbacks are in meth crackback it has 1.6 000 followers but only four contributors which is with only four contributors so there's an elite four who control the media here uh 1.6 000

on quora that's a mid-sized space a lot of them do not get past the single digits there is a helpful question here by the way what exactly okay so what exactly is crackback and the answer here should have been modded out though like that should be like hey look you know what we're not here to answer basic questions please read the rules before posting in meth crack back oh we should read the rules the rules okay so if you go to details of the space details all caps upload pictures of awesome crack backs anything related to meth crack back is welcome and then pinned the man the myth the legend what's that i don't know there's another website i'm kind of scared to click this is uh quora this is someone who was banned cook 13 chemist cookie lover all rights

to my content reserved beware of scammers and this is some sort of meth lover i think he makes meth is the thing yeah and he's also the cookie monster oh that's fine he's sort of the cookie monster for meth okay i think a lot of i don't know look i i don't know a lot about meth never done meth but i feel like part of the thing about meth is that if you do it it does make you the Cookie Monster for it. Yeah, you can't get it all in your balance. It's falling out the side. You're just kind of scaring the people around you.

The Cookie Monster scares people, right? Yeah. From what I recall. He's a monster. He's horrifying. He doesn't know how to act. He scares people because of his rudeness, primarily. It's kind of like an autism awareness style character

that they put in in the 60s. he has no not to scream and like destroy baked goods all over his face so we're gonna i think what we can be pretty sure of here is that like because like subreddits will often be like you know um don't ask these basic questions you'll be like referred to like the the sort of intro document to the subreddit if you're gonna go on i don't know like go-karting and be like how do you steer you know they're gonna be okay we'll read the intro it's they have not done any kind of community management in meth crackback.

They love meth crackbacks and they want to share their love for it. So if someone's asking what it is, maybe that's just a way to get more people to post awesome photos of it. The thing too is Quora is entirely questions like, how do I steer? You can't take that out.

How do I steer? What's this circle thing in front of me? Real quick, the answer to what exactly is crackback is, it is partially burnt meth in a glass pipe looks very cool smiley face okay so it's a friendly community you guys want to see some photos of crack packs yes yes yes here's one there it is we describe this this is just a meth pipe and it is it is it's cracked it's a snow globe gone wrong it looks

kind of cool kind of looks like the moon it looks sort of like a marble i guess it does look like the moon i want to howl at it here is i want to smoke it jeremy no one is stopping you here's an animated one oh that one's too close to kind of really parse some absolutely delicious cracking back happened in this glass someone wrote uh-huh in a doctor sort of way oh sorry if you want to scroll down a little bit i saw something uh 14 comments from jimmy the tulip and more jimmy the Tulip says, wow. Wow, indeed. And then Mike Rivas says, too bad

Cook 13's don't crack back. Nothing like that. Verified purchaser. Okay, this is paid content. Not just here to promote Cook 13. It used to be that you could have organic community formed online that wasn't just about a brand. You know, and it's like, oh, I thought

this was going to be people who legitimately loved crackbacks, but it's just another AstroTurf by that one meth dealer. Cook 13. who's like a cookie monster young people walking around with their cook 13 merch jimmy the two posted one he says uh let's see what it do got lots of mischief to get into tonight already finished one piece parentheses art for a friend and now on to the next i've been messing around with some biomechanical stuff this afternoon that's a damn rabbit hole for sure i've got

ideas now though i'm sure i'll be seeing a lot of you throughout the night cheers I'm about to smoke crack, everyone. Has he posted the art? And the submission was accepted by Cook13. Has Jimmy the Tulip, the former... Scroll up a little bit for me. Former multifamily high-end construction project manager 2018 to 2023.

Has he posted the art that he's done, please? I think this is the art. Oh, this is the art. I think it's the art of meth. This may surprise you. The art is smoking crack. Uh-huh. I also like the idea that this guy like had a steady job, normal job until last year or the year before this post.

And now it's just like a crack enthusiast online. Jimmy the Tulip, whose bio is PoeBuddy's NerveFect. And of course, he has a doctorate of English and philosophy of everyday life at the School of Hard Knocks. Yeah. A very common alma mater. And he lives in the Dirty South. I see. Okay.

So he also is a member of the We Love Drugs space. Yes. we've been on we love drugs before but it is just a good old mom and pop space that you can go on quora if you want to see crackbacks we like we love drugs is good yeah no nude pics please that is one of the main rules that a big problem with that it's not what this space is for i also everyone's trying to talk to this cook 13 so jimmy the two have asked a question just on his own to nobody saying mr 13 good morning how can we connect privately only session having trouble with that dear mr c monster uh also like how well is the landscaping business these days

i can certainly appreciate the work you do not for your average joe cheers i don't think jimmy the tulip has really fully understood quora no i don't think anyone who uses quora has fully understood it he's using it the same way everyone else does so i guess in that sense oh no so he's just making this is art it's like tattoo style art he is doing some sort of tattoo art um i love that his crackback posts are just like all right guys about to do a whole night of manic internet okay hold on hold on hold on this is probably the art that he was talking about because he posted it right before the other one and it's sort of like a woman in like a headdress you know what it looks like if you've ever played gauntlet i haven't okay uh it's kind of like a diablo

precursor but anyway that the it's full of people who kind of look like this lady and they have a big club really cool it is cool claire there's a war on drugs jimmy the tulip is an innocent bystander jimmy tulip great name by the way it really leads you towards a mob style good persona it's also it's you're the only like you're the only dutch guy in the cosa nostra hold on we might have to read this so it's like a nice manic post from jimmy this post of the art is actually posted on meth spun anything related to meth is welcome he says greeting and salutations to you all well it's that time again you know the time where you ask folks if they ever get to like to get spun the hell out and actually do something creative

i don't present this question as if anyone needs to do this or that or if you're not that something is wrong with you believe me there are plenty of times i don't do jack shit just sit there and be the best druggie that i can be i mean he seems to be at peace with himself yeah that's good on you like i mentioned before i am adhd and a good sit down and do nothing is what the doctor ordered my mind and life goes by so fast i need to sit down and smoke out session that could last 24 hours time to stop and smell the roses so to speak also please don't misread me and think i don't get high i get high as a motherfucker do not worry i was not at risk of misreading you thinking that you don't get high i bet this guy doesn't even get high you can take that worry and you can put

it right to bed he says uh i go hard in the paint i'm a damn professional you know i could have went pro you know a story for other times perhaps i asked this question because i'm curious to know what creativity comes out of you. I just get high, and the creativity just pours out of me. It's really very therapeutic for me as well. Using my hands and creating something instead of being that proverbial bump on the log. Me and Idle

Time have a seriously toxic relationship. One of us will end up in jail, LOL. Did he invent bump on a log? Even if you watch porn and masturbate for hours, that's crazy. I bet Idle Time is the one that would end up in jail. I think Jimmy the Tulip's going to be fine. I'm sorry. I stepped on it.

Jimmy is actually segwaying to something really interesting even if you watch for it and masturbate for hours that's creating that's creating something creating a big mess big ass mess that you have to clean up i mean he's really he's going for the gooners really it's like like he's basically setting up the actual war on drugs is between uh meth crack back and gooner oh man he's doing meth crack back shots um he says uh i just like seeing creativity from others it's uplifting to me so last night slash morning while partaking in the last of my delicious sample cookies from cook

13 kudos to you as well mr 13 that i am not good at drawing people and maybe i could give it a try well i did give it a try pedro the newest drawing of what i call my fuck you my shirt is brand new studio collection

i have not yet that collection oh yeah i didn't i didn't know that he was responsible for that he's implying this is his first ever drawing because it's No, it is. It's fire. He said he's not good at drawing people.

Oh, okay. Because he's normally just shooting loads. Yeah. It's like a Jackson Pollock style painter. Oh, okay. Unfortunately, my eyes have slipped to the end of this paragraph. And we need to get there as quickly as possible. I'm just going to get out of the way.

Because I'm desperate for us to talk about the end. I have not named her yet. And feel free to give Dave's suggestions in the comments. and any that feel they need to talk shit about myself anyone i care about go ahead sorry go right ahead i must warn you though not only am i professional druggie i'm highly skilled in the art of smart ass ism graduated at the top of my class and i will release the kraken on that ass not only am i a professional druggie i also like to insult people well he's a poet and he doesn't know it I think he does know it.

He's very aware. If anything, he knows it a bit much. If need be, of course, and then the chance of getting you face-fucking-pushed in as well. Good times. Here's what I'm worried about, though, is we're doing exactly what he says not to do. Right.

Unless we're, you know, I think if we're talking shit about Jimmy the Tulip, we have to, you know, we have to be alive to the possibility that some smart-ass-ism could come our way a kraken perhaps or we might get our face pushed in so we should look out i feel like i'm not making fun of him i think that he is a great artist i love his work in both uh sketch and come and um i'm celebrating his creativity i would never say that he doesn't get high

he i think he thinks i think he might be worried that i think he doesn't get high he definitely gets high okay so he says keep in mind this is my first attempt this is nothing more than a doodle to me at this point i'm no picasso nor is this art it's just time spent freeing my mind from its nemesis parentheses my mind for a while i could give you a small backstory for you all picture the year you decide so any year any year at all what are you I'm going to picture the year Alex and I met in real life. I'm picturing it now. I could give a small backstory.

You were on an adventure that led you to the land of the Aztec warriors. You are very much welcomed in as... So wait, in any year, hold on, hold on, any year, I'm imagining 2018, and I'm on an adventure in 2018 that led me to the land of the Aztec warriors. Riley, I'm coming with

you. We're both going. You are very much welcomed in as you have the world's most rare cook 13 cookies and bubbles to share with them you are invited to stay and as a gift from chief beat a bitch from slap a hoe tribe that's me jimmy t you are gifted this gorgeous sexy beautiful aztec women women in all of the world to be your wife her name is up to you go like all great content it ends with a prompt so that's what it is he drew this beautiful Aztec woman, and there's his

crack, or his meth. It's a crack back. Oh, by the way, if you're on the YouTube, what's the name of his wife? Write it. Please write in what you think his wife should be named. Go ahead and drop that in the comments. Best wife name gets their own crack back.

Whoa! It's the big sweepstakes. You get a cook 13 crack back. That's pretty big. It's a big deal in the people who actually do drugs community. Brand name. I'm going to follow this guy because he seems cool as hell.

Full body's nerfect. I don't want to get my face pushed in. Should we move on to questions? I think that's enough of the space. Yeah, that's enough of the- Oh, yeah. I forgot about the other parts of this show. I thought I was so deep into Jimmy the Tulip.

He rules. We love him. It's a constant issue on this show. You can really get stuck in the space. Do you want to do Quora MD? I would like to start with Quora MD. These are our week's medical questions. can i get stoned instead of drunk when taking the communion how about hard stuff

this is on the eyes of an addict's untrue untold truth i've never gotten even drunk on communion So this is, uh, me too. I think this is, um, a 12-year-old. Yeah, uh, I mean, I think it would be kind of fun if Jesus was like, you know, bread, body, wine, blood, and, um, you know, this cocaine

is my, like, you know, the skin cells that fall off of me, or my hair. You know? Ew. This is my dandruff. This is my dandruff. Do a line of it. The weed is my nails. If you smoke my nails, you'll feel really good.

The eyes of an addict's face is very... These track marks on my arms. I think we're very delayed. We're delayed for some reason. Jeremy has asked to upgrade his internet to the Verizon Corporation, and they said, we will mail you a key in the mail. And so we're waiting on that. But that last time, they sent them the wrong key,

so we had to wait another week to upgrade his internet. It's on me. It's my fault. It's by snail mail. this is a real thing that is happening okay i would like to speak about the space uh in the eyes of an addict because i can't tell from what perspective it is coming from is it a kind of horror stories like after school programming thing like oh you don't want to be like this addict so look at their eyes i have i have a theory as to which side it's coming from and that theory is based on the um number one

picture of the post that we looked at which is the person's profile picture was just um you know the famous i heart and why t-shirt you must see it all the time on people from new york so they can tell you um there was just one that said i heart drugs so and the person is called we love oh that's a space oh excuse me i'm sorry i've i've mixed up my quora structure riley this happens to us it happens every week you have to understand the website's really really bad they uh-huh they made it poorly and i see okay so really the question here is if you don't want to drink can you be like california sober for communion like can you they have like can there be like a big can there be can you do a crack back you know for a communion could you do like a wafer that's

like an edible oh right it hits you later you feel saved in the afternoon yeah it's um numerous numerous fatalities have spiked around the church that began uh doing the uh weed edible crack back with traffic accidents up 1000 i gotta check the mgs on communion it just really messes me up sometimes the problem is if you like live in if you live in europe or like most of europe where like um thc is still fully illegal and then you go to like america or canada or whatever then like you know the communion wafers are like 50 milligrams because that's like not even that much to you and then you you have to like not go to church because you're just going to get too freaked out a lot of old people end up calling the hospital after

communion they think they're dying they're watching too much tv nature's too crazy i'm watching planet earth i found the person who asked this question it is definitely just a troll but it Is it still a good question for Quora users to freak out about? It's written well. Do we have any good answers? Is that one from the cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin? Oh, wow. I didn't know he was on Quora.

Yeah, handyman at the International Space Station. I didn't think he was still alive. But there he is. He looks young. Yeah, he's doing great. He's on Quora. He's posting underwear that says caution slippery when wet for women and caution choking hazard for men.

I wouldn't know. he's not just a cosmonaut like he's a sexual person yeah i assume and he's hilarious you know that's the thing people people often underrate just how like goofy of a sense of he had kind of like a t-shirt hell sense of humor to yuri kakarin i can just imagine that he was getting all kinds of crazy tail yeah well i mean he was he was the ratio in space is amazing you're the only guy up there oh yeah that's incredible demand on you somewhat of a sausage fest for a while except for that monkey they killed

do we want to read his answer is it is it any good um he says i don't know can you consider converting to shamanism instead and have a few cups of ayahuasca feel free to let me know how it went and there's an image of like a guy who's rainbow like a crazy guy he's kind of like coming out of a space vagina sure yeah i want to come in cups uh you can get it yeah solo cup measured in cups i drink it at a party at a red solo cup i haven't had a lot of teen parties yeah uh you got to be really careful when you play ayahuasca pong because if the other team sings more than one on you you can become permanently schizophrenic if they sink your ayahuasca cup behind the back that's two cups you have to confront this six-dimensional mesoamerican demon if you let

them bounce it in are you guys seeing a vagina in this picture is it just me um i think sort of My parents fighting actually okay. No, I don't see that at all all right. I guess it's different for everyone Should we move on to another question? I mean, I'm kind of distracted by the ad on the right I'm afraid I assume this happens a lot as well Which is the worst enemy of joint pain has been found and it's a soft-boiled egg I'm so distracted like is it kind of because the person's eating the soft-boiled egg quite sloppily, right? And it's not a tidy bit of egg consumption. They haven't even cracked the tub.

It's the worst enemy of joint pain. I don't like that they're telling me to sit down. Yeah. Sit down, you sack of shit. Need a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need to find a chair for this one. Hot shot. It looks good.

It's too soft. I hard-boiled. Okay, well, fair enough. Let's see if there's any good answers here. If you can get either on squash, grape juice, or wine in the quantity given, go ahead. Squash? Well, that's Martin Davies from law enforcement. Uh-oh, he's a cop.

watch out yeah if you're a cop you have to put on your profile in quora that you're on that your law enforcement or else any question you answer is in track oh he's british this is a british we should explore this he lives in the black country what is that again that's a real place that's just a real that's a real place i just sounds like a racist thing you could say yeah no it's because there were so many um uh coal-fired factories around like birmingham and wolverhampton and coventry and stuff that like the casual name for the east midlands is the black country all right it's like the the birmingham like that they're they accent from there is just called the black country accent so he's like a peaky blinders style bobby yeah this

is gonna be he's gonna have a shaved sides of his head but he's born in 55 uh so you know he's he's the people he's a peaky blinders bobby um he graduated from the university of wolverhampton in 2012 and you know one of his followers yeah i am a pizza i am a pizza who shows up often he's a guy who says he's a pizza and asks if he can be eaten. All of his questions are like, will you eat me? Will you munch me up? Will you munch the cheese off me?

Let's do another question here. Here's a wine one. Good on us not just reading that cop's page for 10 minutes. Here's a wine question for Riley. I honestly thought we were going to be stuck on that guy from Wolverhampton for a while. We might see him again. You don't know.

Hey, you know what? If it's meant to be, If the universe wants us to read that page, we'll come across them again. They'll come back. Yeah. They always come crawling back. Here's a question. Why do wine moms exist?

Why do wine moms exist? Why do wine moms exist? Riley, you know a lot about wine. Uh-huh. Why do wine moms exist? I mean, is it something about the wine itself? Like, maybe they like tannins? I think it's because they both go down smooth.

Mommies like tannins. Yeah, mommies love tannins. Is this anything that I've learned in my time? I have a better question. Why do wine dads not exist? That's a much better question. And we'll see if there's anything like that in the comments. Also, what did you mean, Alex, when you say that moms go down smooth?

I think what I meant is self-evident. Behold these moms to be self-evident. Well, you say they go down smooth. Are you just suggesting that in the progress of going down, they're not sort of jerky and jittery? It's just one smooth motion? Yeah, they're not like those beer moms. Not like those beer moms with the bad knees.

Nobody wants a beer mom. Okay, we have an answer here from Merlin Health, who I imagine is a health wizard of some kind. Of course. He says, wine moms exist because parenting is hard. For a lot of moms, wine became the go-to way to cope with stress, exhaustion, and the chaos of raising kids. Over time, it turned into a whole culture. Social media merch jokes about mommy juice, making it seem normal and even funny to rely on wine to unwind.

It's also about connection. A lot of moms feel isolated or overwhelmed, and having a glass of wine together became a way to bond, vent, and feel a little more human. of course for some it crosses the line from casual to dependency but at its core at its core wine mom culture is just a reflection of how tough parenting can be and how society doesn't always offer enough real support wine mom culture is beautiful love wine moms love love love the way you lie yeah we should celebrate and uplift the wine mom i think instead of trying to consider saying to wine moms hey stop drinking wine you know we should like okay here's an example wine moms should get like a special card that allows you to drive with a blood alcohol level of over

0.8 yeah because they're trying to unwind yeah yeah right now one of the biggest problems for being a wine mom is that you have to do mom things and that a lot of that america if i'm not wrong involves quite a bit of driving yes right footy practice soccer ball yeah you have to go to soccer ball you have to go to the parent meeting with the teachers you know all this all these like classic mom activities they're all very automotive and you know i think that it's like it's a form of soft discrimination against the the um wm community um the who are you know being told hey you're not welcome here on the road i agree with that 100 you're not allowed to bring your whole self to the highway basically and i i think that we as a culture can be better

than that that's beautiful we have no space for community i have never agreed with something more uh alex does your wife drink wine now that she's a mom she actually kind of does because she used to you know what because parenting's hard why do i have to explain anymore yeah yeah hey i'm gonna i'm gonna ask you a quora what's uh what's the wine that's getting consumed in your house does she have a favorite type you know it's not really so much about the type so much as it is having alcohol at the end of the day but uh she calls it mommy juice well that's because she's part of the community like that's how they can like uh-huh it's a bit like wearing um wearing a bandana in a certain way in like the 80s like having like a red bandana in your left back pocket

or whatever your mom is your wife is cruising for wine thank you for saying that if you have a red wine you're gay if you have a white wine you're in a gay yeah rose wine same thing i think my wife is sparkling white i know i actually i actually have to like be very very um this is just like true of my real life um because like like wine is kind of like my main interest right my main like fun interest that is not like somehow a job right is wine um i worked in the wine industry when i was like 14 years old my parents are both into it like i've been around it forever um and it's it's you know it's the thing that i love and so the problem is i have to in my life never do that i have to never have a glass of wine at the end of the day because it's

been stressful because otherwise that will open some floodgates oh right because if if you if you collect wine for example it's just always around and it's pretty good and then you're just like oh why i i quite would like to it's what a rough day today for example it's been a very very very long day uh i've been working pretty solidly since about seven in the morning for the last sort of 13 hours um and boy would i love a glass of like the 2022 auburn clemat nox alexander pinot noir that would be great for me i'm a little bit too young that's just a wine i bought recently but you know what i mean age gap and i have to be like hey if i go if i go to to home and do that then i'm often feeling stressed at the end of a long day and then it's just like well

i guess that's just what happens all the time and oh no there's a pretty much functionally unlimited amount of it around it's like when you have when they corrupt like a powerful wizard and it opens up thousands of arcane hold the orb i just gotta get back to your enemies play house is full of orbs oh totally like for me having a glass of wine at the end of a stressful day is just putting on the one ring right essentially that's what that is i have to never do it it's nice as a wine guy you don't have like a dark vizier whispering into your ear telling you what to do that's just a wizard problem this is a sulfate free blend master why that

2010 it's peaking right now it's from the Rio region sir Riley how do you feel about this is a really important question how do you feel about Sherry

I love Sherry I do too fuck yeah Sherry from I guess Spain Mm-hmm. That's where it's from. The only one I've gotten into recently is port. Yo.

I've been fucking loving some port recently. Sailor's Delight. That's right. We need to read another question from Cora.com. Yeah, of course, Corators. I forgot about that. This is another question about wine. Can you get physically addicted to a certain type of wine, i.e. Chardonnay? Oh, I should have saved what I just said for now.

Okay. Basically. Just try it again. yeah that thing i said just before about like how i have to like as a person who's really into and collects wine have to like be really careful about how i drink it imagine me saying that again right now answer this question sincerely are you addicted to chardonnay kind of i fucking love chardonnay well there you go the answer is yes do you ever find chardonnay getting in the way of your daily activities i mean honestly the riley says yes yeah it's true mysterious the

dark cowboy i i know that's you um i i honestly have to say yeah that's right riley says i've added riley says yes and i'm gonna put on former daddy riley you have to understand it was just my name and face for a while so we had to get an alter ego because it was just sharing too much online. Yeah. Let's see some questions. I would love to read the answers on this. Please read this. There's going to be a beautiful story here. This is from Ian Saxton. He's a former chief officer. Retired.

Hey, 20 years at the top of the boardroom? Not bad. Here we have a veteran of the ranks. Ian says, I would have thought that very unlikely. My husband likes Chardonnay as his favorite wine. Nine times out of ten, he'll drink a Chardonnay for having

wine with food. He does drink other things, but Chardonnay is definitely his favorite fortunately he's not an alcoholic i did have a friend whose wife became an alcoholic that started with wine mom that started with having a couple glasses of white wine each day when she got home from her stressful job a lot like riley riley alert she was pretty much riley my wife riley q no no that's too identifying uh yeah that's it's legitimately true uh let's see where this goes for her when i knew her before she was addicted she always drank white wine if she was having an alcoholic drink she didn't drink spirits and i remember she didn't

like a gnt because like me she didn't drink gin when she became an alcoholic she very quickly graduated to drink gin as she got a bigger hit from that as opposed to wine honestly same and I feel like personally, and this is just me sharing this and me not reading Ian's thing, but I'm kind of loco for gin. Yeah, you love this stuff. I could not have a bottle of gin every day after my stressful

time at the podcast factory because it would be a slippery slope for me. What a... God, I had to read Quora for a little while and then piss about on Zoom. The only way to unwind after that kind of stress... I mean, look, that's a job where injuries are likely to happen.

The only way to unwind is to take four Xanax, an entire bottle of gin. I got to black out a bit. He's also a girl, dad. Yeah, it's true. And it's hard having kids. Girl dads need to drink. That's why I black out at night. Yeah, that's why.

No, you're a gin dad, basically. Hashtag, you know that the former mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar Goodman, drank an entire bottle of gin every day from a gigantic novelty martini glass. Oh, awesome. He has my vote. Doesn't that make your alcoholism way cuter right away, though? The giant martini glass? Yeah.

I approve of it way more. That might be why he did it, was to make his sort of crippling alcoholism appear more whimsical. It's fun. Look, it's a big, fun glass. The town is going great, by the way. Las Vegas. Check out Las Vegas.

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chalice that is kind of fancy. It has pimp and rhinestones on it. I'll send you a picture of a pimp cup. Pimps are drinking from it. Go ahead and pull that up, pimp. Okay, I see. It's a chalice of some kind that says pimp. Can everybody listening Google

pimp cup just so we're all on the same page? If you're driving, Google pimp cup. if you're driving pull out your your your one non-wine holding hand first of all slam on the brakes no i'm gonna say you know what if you're driving especially if you're a wine mom wine to the left phone in the right to google pimp truck you can steer with your knees knees on the steering wheel baby on one day it's like the cup from um that indiana jones i forget which indiana jones it was holy grail yeah it's like it's a wooden cup he chose poorly one it's not the actual holy I actually think we could punch up that

Indiana Jones movie a bit if he's like wait a minute, Jesus was a player, we need to find the pimpest cop here we shouldn't hate him we should hate the game of Christianity that belongs in my limo

drink of this lean for it is my blood uh let's do another question we had to do more indiana jones stuff he keeps coming up lately it forbidden knowledge all right forbidden knowledge the unknown we're leaving wine for a moment that's fine these are your questions of the realm beyond can drug consumption cause demon possession now i think we you know what it is i don't think we can answer this i think we need to put two communities together i think we need to put crackbacks onto this answer and i think they could probably help yeah oh you can tag users and i think spaces in in the comments you can request answers so we can

we can actually do that to the crackback space can we can we ask because jimmy the tool i think there's a good chance that jimmy the tulip um was actually possessed by a mesoamerican demon who was trying to translate into the real world and was he was trying to hey jimmy the tulip i'm coming to you through your crack back please you know create for me a body that i may enter the world and rule it again jimmy the tulip is that chief slap a hose friend all right i'm tagging jimmy the tulip in this who's from the dirty yeah there he is so he will get this as a notification on quora that somebody has requested you answer this question maybe tag a cookie monster, too.

He's been banned. He's been banned because Quora just doesn't like organic communities. We gotta start a new website for him. Orson Scott Card. Just because I know he likes to answer questions. I am a little worried about Orson Scott Card

getting us banned. He'll be fine. I just don't want to have bad blood with him. I want him to come on the show. I just really don't want you and Orson Scott Card to have to wrestle nude in the bathroom. I want to collab-o with him. In a sexual manner. It's weird that we looked at that picture of that earlier on the Ayahuasca post, but that's fine.

Read this answer, Alex. This is by Chris Goguen. Nice. Sure. No bio for him to answer the question. He's staying in mystery. Okay. Can drug consumption cause demon possession?

Yes, it can. There's plenty of drugs that are direct gateways for demons to use in order to gain access to you. but only a few I can name that directly cause total possession. The first one is alcohol, and it's even in the name spirits. Whoa. That's actually so true. Whoa. I think a lot of people, if they weren't so distracted and self-involved,

would be able to make these connections more readily, and I think we would have a lot better of a world. I don't even want to speculate because I want to know the other ones. Although Jesus turned water into wine, and although people can drink responsibly without having this happen, but I can attest from my own personal experiences that if you drink enough, you can black out. And when you black out, meaning when you lost, lose consciousness, but your body is still active, your physical and mental is temporarily being controlled and possessed by demonic spirits. Okay, so this is also very clearly, word for word, what he said in his own defense.

Yeah, this is a legal defense. this is a legal defense and it works you know it's really smart my lord i would like to invoke sorry your honor is what you say over there your honor i would like to invoke the demon defense i i your my lord is a much more christian court yeah i have to say it feels a lot more respectful and religious um and that's maybe something we could aspire to yeah put the wigs on put the damn wigs on i watched that movie anatomy of a fall last year and i was like we are fucking up not having these wigs that's french though yeah i know that's supposed to be like that i had one i had one problem with that movie only one okay i really liked anatomy of a fall

but hear it if i may share my problem with anatomy i know that this is distracting from the very important demon information but i had one problem with anatomy of a fall which is that to french there were so many mouth sounds in that movie there was so much perfectly captured like you can hear tongues moving around in their mouth and i know that it's because they wanted to create a spare soundscape but i found it so difficult to watch because of all the so you know what it's just like our podcast riley you might have seen the wrong version because they released an asmr edition of the movie shortly after so you might have caught the wrong one listen to that husband crunch i thought it was i thought it was so weird how all of the

characters kept on just like stroking like sort of rough materials the whole time but that's fine there's the 30 minute scene where she just has a sandwich i gotta find out where i am on chris's answer here okay it can take many hours for the effects of alcohol to diminish and during that time demons can use your body as a vessel to rob people assault people, etc. And when you snap back into reality, gain back your consciousness, you will have no recollection and won't even remember half the things people say you did. And oftentimes

they will tell you things like you turned into someone completely different and wasn't acting like your normal self. That's because it was a demon who took control slash possession. Yeah. Scroll down please. Yeah. I didn't realize this was going to be so bad. I don't know how I would like to read some more.

I would like to read a little more. Next example I'll give is with the and synthetic drugs like Flocka, meth and bath salts, etc. It is not in the human nature to eat flesh or to want to consume it. So when you hear about cases

when someone turned into a zombie and while high on Flocka, literally ate someone alive, all this is the drug becoming a gateway for demons to take possession and finally get the chance to act out their true demonic nature. Your Honor.

Your Honor. Your honor For someone to get eaten alive They would have to sort of like You can just walk away from someone Who's trying to eat you unless I guess you're tied down That was the flocka your honor Your honor

You know about flocka Your honor Would you like to hit this first of all Everyone post crackbacks How come you're judging me If you won't walk a day in my shoes Take this do a big hit of Flocka

and then see what happens when you eat a member of the jury. To feast for flesh is indeed the work of a zombie. The last paragraph, please. Last drug slash drugs. I'll use as an example. And the one people least expect

is pharmaceuticals, the so-called medications. Oh, I did not expect him to go that way. Yeah, look at the legal drugs. Look at money. Although, you know, to be fair, also, I thought that Jimmy the Tulip didn't get high

And I feel like I'm an idiot now, right? Well, no, I don't think that anymore, obviously, right? But, like, he set me right. And I guess, like, once again, Chris Gagarin, he's got me because, like, that was the last thing I expected. Classic Chris Galgo. Can you read one more sentence of this, by the way? I would love to read the whole thing. The next sentence is really funny.

There's a reason why in the Bible it says, do not seek after wizards, sorcerers, and take their potions. is that in the bible yeah that's in the bible that's in leviticus that's right after he makes water he says that do not trust a wizard by the way don't trust wizards by the way a wizard is never late or early precisely always on time i'm gonna keep reading this thing the wizards and sorcerers are the psychiatrists and drug makers who manufacture the medication slash potions the greek or i think hebrew translation for pharmacy is pharmakea which is literally called sorcery and the pharmaceuticals are the potions that they give people today

which most definitely opens them up to demonic attachment which at first starts with demonic oppression which can eventually lead to demonic possession. Over time through these potions, pharmaceuticals not only can demons gain access to your mind implant voices but they can eventually even speak through your voice box

and I've seen this in person so I know it's true. Can I just say I cannot believe it took us three full years of this podcast to finally get to the stop taking your medicine comment. I would have really thought that would I'll be honest, I would have thought that would come up every episode I know

Flush your antidepressants, it's in the bible Do not trust wizards Do not trust our potions Pharmakeia, look it up Rugwort Rugwort Oh, there's so much more Do you want to read this whole thing?

I'm going to just blast through it here I'm going to blast it okay um if you've ever been to a halfway house for mental patients when it comes time to take their medication right after they take it people will start to talk and argue with their voices slash demons and some people literally fight to stay in control from demons attempting to possess them while the demons attempt this you can see people literally shaking if they're having a seizure and you can see the body language change almost immediately as if the person just changed into somebody else their posture will be totally different even their eyes are as if not

it's not them that's because again these drugs literally cause demonic possession that is 96 upvotes. I do like how exasperated it is at the end. It's like, again, if I have to say it again, obviously it causes demonic possession. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Don't take your medicine.

First question is about Nampoir. Oh, you're a big transphobe. Okay. Least surprising set of interests for this person in the entire universe. Some sort of transphobia thing going on here. I'm going to close that out.

I wouldn't guess somebody so interested in the church could have such a closed mind. So yeah, apparently if you do drugs, that's how demons get in. Apparently it's the biggest, quote, doorway according to Ruth. Oh, that's Ruth Jedida. We follow them. Ruth Jedida. Oh, if we haven't

followed before, we must follow now. Yes. Ruth, I'm assuming Ruth is a woman, is a recurring fixture on the show recently. Oh, let's check Dennis. Sorry, can we check out Dennis? Dennis is related to one of our other interests of Crackbacks. Dennis says when i used meth in the past i would always feel like they were trying to brainwash me into a confusion or fear and humiliation when i could ignore the voices they become angry and sound like

i deserve to go through their harassment but i believe they were demons or my neighbor is playing a prank on me i would go from one belief to the other i want to hear more about the neighbors and then a bunch of people being like can i talk to you in private yeah i have the same i have the same type of neighbor the same type of prankish demonic neighbor my neighbor's always making me smoke meth and then jerk off this is his only use that's the only answer he's never used quora well you know aston answered asked he was on it you know what aston answered that's it i love the accounts like that because that means that they they came on here just to do that we're already at a full hour of this podcast we did we're gonna cut a little bit so we should we should definitely

read more questions but i don't fucking have anywhere to be all i have to do is have dinner at some point and we're already kind of closing on the time where even if i get an uber back to my house from the studio it's gonna be kind of too late to eat anything meaningful so at this point i've like you can only get so wet if you jump into a lake hit core romance because there's a good few romance questions here this first one's very quick it has no answers and it is hi jennifer how are you my name is lil rob i would love to see how sexy you really look while wearing wearing frilly ankle socks on crystal meth crystal meth i think there's a there's an opportunity for this show to not just be comical but to actually have a positive impact on the

world um and i think that what we need to do is like yeah like you know like um how at some like you know big stage shows they'll be like hey are there any couples here and then they'll sort of bring them up and sort of induce a proposal on state i think we could do that for robert william crawford jr um who's 45 years old from vallejo california yeah yeah for 45 years old of alejo california and you know i think we're gonna help but work out his fetish for uh well he's this admin of two spaces which gives him a real idea of his interests yeah which is meth girls that's meth girls look sexy wearing frilly ankle socks full stop by the way that's that's the end of that point no more clauses and the other group of which he is an admin is females looking

sexier smoking crystal meth wearing i assume he meant to type frilly ankle socks um and so it's like look one is for girls that look sexy one is for girls that look sexier but they're both doing the same thing meth ankle socks never the two shall meet i think we need to be more into these meth spaces because these are some of the most interesting people i've ever seen on this website specific who looks sexier wearing friendly ankle socks i think i could tell you who it's anybody who's on that is jennifer or is it is it meth girls meth girls you know why do women wear sexy and sexy ankle socks when smoking crystal meth.

Why do they? He also has the most interesting and haunting Quora profile photo I've ever seen. It's like the hat man. He's the hat man. This is who you see when you're wearing your frilly socks. He's just

out of frame. He lives in Susan, California. He loves to cook, read, draw, write. uh we'll go back to it sorry jeremy is looking up frilly ankle socks for the list can we can we add meth maybe like okay frilly ankle socks sure but frilly ankle socks meth is it is it wrong to think that if we type all that in he'll have a portal into the room somehow well but we could answer that question who does look sexier wearing friendly ankle socks i think

you might have meant to write frilly i'm gonna say beth girls right say beth girls i kind of know where he's coming from points come on more exclamation points than one sorry oh it's fine that's fine no that's fine he's really like 19th century posting here because ankle socks and ankle based eroticism was at a peak back then yes as was sort of casual stimulant use i'm gonna move on to another question here. Oh, yeah. It's actually extremely Deadwood, this entire branch of your thought. Here's another relationship question.

My girlfriend strip-searched me because she thought I smoked weed. Is this okay? Yeah, dog. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This person has a fetish. Let's find out. Sorry, this person has a fetish. Let's find out if it's okay. Is that alright? Curtis

Martinez says, it is not. She has no right to touch you by force. Explain to her whether you do or don't smoke be truthful and set boundaries do you think that this guy's girlfriend is a cop oh then it would be legal if that's what they yeah that's her job i'm at work yeah i mean the i think i think lawrence brown understands the uh what his original answer was right i think he understands what the original question mark answer wants which is um oh no excuse me i misread i said originally answered i said this person edited their question um which

was i the original question was i was suspected of doing drugs by my girlfriend and her best friend they searched me and made me shake out pull down my underwear is this okay um this is just he toned down the fetishiness of it i think for the uh for the first question which is oh i was suspected of doing drugs my girlfriend or best friend and then they started tickling me about it and to answer the question it is not okay because she can't make you do that it doesn't matter if her friend's there but he says if you love her

then you're gonna have to jump through a few hoops you're gonna have to take your underwear off you're gonna have to let her and her friend tie you down and make fun of your tiny penis because you smoked weed maybe you'll like it I do love all of the people taking this very obviously

a question wrote so someone could jack off to the idea of it seriously it's just like like like this is a person would walk into a bdsm dungeon and then just immediately call the police because people are being hit yeah this is the most this is one of the um more common loss in translation things that happen on this website where someone is like really trying to create their own erotica and then everyone's taking it too seriously and not seeing the horniness yeah what he wants to hear what he wants is he wants a picture he wants like he wants to be told yes it's fine you're a little worm and you should submit to it that's what he wants to be yes and yeah yeah not like this is a very serious allocation that your girlfriend and

her best friend strips thirst you because they smelled weed they should post on a website with less retired police officers i think if they want but there is a thing funny there's a thing funny about being like i am so sorry that your sexy aunt made you shower with her that is a crime your stepsister should not be asking you to do that and she's still stuck in the washing machine like the person the people are asking this quiz questions are like the only 25 year olds who've ever had child protective services called on their behalf well i think following the is that okay question we're ready for you don't want to do this final question real quick okay you're allowed to do the last question why after slamming meth do i feel

the urge to ask random guys to have sex with sex with me and come in me oh that's a demon you tell me if you anyone who's been paying attention knows that's a fucking demon i really like this answer from tony schwartz you are more connected with other people you We're connected with your own energy slash emotions. Wanting a guy to come in you is pretty normal. Most people love this. It's true. The vast majority of people love this.

It's true. Wanting a guy to come in you. Feeling slash being more connect with people. You are more open to share yourself or receive pleasure from others. Meth increases stimulation sensation. So anything you do feels better. I'm desperate for the last sentence of this to be read. You also like giving others pleasure.

you are less shameful embarrassed and less insecure meth really isn't as bad as the tv commercials say if you're a dude or a girl you should let people come in you regardless of men it's such a beautiful lesson what a sentiment this is the first time i've uh screenshotted a core a core answer it's really beautiful he schwartz works with gifted and empathic women wow this guy's so cool he went to drexel university using my empathy i can tell you want to be bred ukraine account did not see that coming a lot about the nordstrom pipeline in here sorry just can you can you can you just go back to tony schwartz's profile please just for a moment

Where is Doe Logan now? I don't know. Who's Doe Logan? I don't know who Doe Logan is. Who's Doe Logan? I just assumed I didn't know enough about the news. Where's Doe Logan? Where's Doe Logan?

I don't know. Answer me. Where is he? Show me Doe Logan. Where's Doe Logan? Apparently he was one of the most relevant promoters of Trump election fraud in 2020. I don't know. You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become Doe Logan.

I feel like Doe Logan is probably a cruel nickname for someone we're forgetting. Like, it's Joe Rogan. And he's like, it's Doe Logan to me. That might be it. It might be Joe Rogan. Little piggy Joe. Doe Logan. But how could you not know where Joe Rogan is?

Oh, yeah, Joe Rogan's in the studio. Wait, there is a Doug Logan. Oh. Who maybe he means. Okay, that's the CEO of a Florida-based firm. And he's kind of like a Joe Rogan parody guy. i'm joe logan and i do four hour podcasts like backwards that's so that's so the weird that's that's a fun spelling mistake i enjoy doing mma poorly sorry just one more answer

on this coming question because it feels awesome it never gets old for 15 days straight is her job big fact i can't even i can't even count how many times i've done that this is the most real fucking website i love i love a by touch studied cotton q-tip this is me right here every time i slam i just become the biggest whore there is i want all men and women old and young i wouldn't care didn't care i just started shoving things up my ass because i had nobody to do me like right now i have nobody to do me and i'm fixing my slam my third this one's going into my dick even though i shouldn't because i walk outside butt naked i need a mobile man or two to come fuck me anybody hello is this thing on hello mcfly fuck me fuck me come in me it's

normal mcfly all right well everybody should do it mcfly that's that's all the chorus i think we have for today oh it's too much fun okay oh well i boy did i have a great time Thank you very much for having me on. We got to do our listener question real quick. Yes, we're ending out on our recurring segment. Hit that button. Is that okay? This is Is That Okay?

Our write-in Quora question segment. Please send us your Quora-style questions at Quorators at gmail.com. We want to hear from you. Casual reminder, please keep it under 30 seconds. Go ahead and keep your question under 30 seconds. I'm going to hit this button. You ready? Go ahead and slam that.

Hi, Quarators. When you wear pants, are they supposed to go closer to your belly button or closer to your pubic hair? Thanks. Everyone take as much time as they need. I think this is a very clever way of rephrasing just high-waisted pants versus low-rise pants. It is, but I'm... Or... What about if you're shaving your pubic hair?

Oh, then you don't wear pants. No, you do wear pants. Jeremy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about here. ignore jeremy here you keep them down low i i don't know i feel like my hips are like this is a thing for men is well they don't lie but there's also just like i have no idea where to put my pants there's like a good eight inch uh no man's land where you can drop those fuckers anywhere you want and it's entirely based i know exactly sorry i was just saying it's entirely based on how much like um brad pitt and fight club you're feeling that day you go on well i

was going to say i i know where my pants are supposed to go right interesting i am perfectly aware of exactly where on my body the pants are supposed to be fastened um the issue with that is that i have just a very high waist naturally so if i wear pants where they're supposed to be worn then i look like a rib cage with a head i see what you mean yeah yeah number one it means i'm hard to fit like suits on sure because the button stance doesn't make sense like the pants are supposed to be where your suit buttons but it doesn't make any kind of sense on me and so usually i have a sort of lower rise trouser because otherwise it's like it's wrong but it looks less insane so it depends if you're a long that's just a real answer a long bone jack

skellington motherfucker uh i'm all leg and little torso we're saying the same thing basically we're saying the same thing and it's oh yeah it depends on uh no one's thinking about the torso everybody's torso is different some of us have chody torsos some of us have uh yeah daddy long legs so uh yeah just sort of focus on the torso focus on the family uh do you do you slam math i think if you want to if you're a man with high waisted you're gonna look like joaquin phoenix and her which is cool desirable but yeah that's like the sexiest a man can look yeah totally you don't want to look like joaquin phoenix but if you're going to do that you're going to you what'd you say you don't want to look like joaquin phoenix and joker right well

Oh, maybe you do. No, you want to look like Joaquin Phoenix in Inherent Vice. The delay has gotten so bad at this point that it feels like we're sending each other letters. Jeremy, you have got to get your letter in the mail, which fixes the internet. I think maybe it's the internet telling us it's time to stop. The internet says that we shouldn't be podcasting anymore.

Podcasts are over, party. All right, let's play the song. wow what fun we had in this drug war uh riley i'd like to thank you again for coming on the show it's been so wonderful having you where can our listeners find you at home and abroad uh well yeah like i said earlier i have had a very good time uh today answering all of those questions i do hope the people that ask the questions do watch the show so they can benefit from the answers um i don't know if they do that uh where people can find me um you know you know you know it's trash future uh is the podcast that i do but i've got a newer one that i'm having a

lot of fun with uh called no gods no mayors which is the most useless show i can imagine which is is a global local politics show oh so it's mayors all over the world it's only mayors it's all mayors oh my i know some people who would run to this show well guess what you don't have to you can just look it up on the internet it's there in any streaming service that you might want it's at your house. You don't even have to go anywhere. Check this out. Check out No Gods, No Mayors. Before we end, can I just say... Yeah, that's what I would advise you to do. I think that

if we're picking winners in the war on drugs, I think it's meth users. Meth came out big today. Meth users win. They're painting. They're drawing. They're getting cummed in. They're living their best lives. They're the most productive of drug addicts, I gotta say. Good for you,

meth users. We salute you, meth users. You win the war today. You know what? Benzel addicts, they weren't up and posting. You know, their fingers don't work and click. They're off in the arms of Morpheus. Good luck winning the war there. If you would like more of our show,

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