Quorators - Episode 100

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the Top 100 'would you rather' questions? How do I get rich with top 100 ideas top ways? Top 100 Friendship Quotes and Sayings --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Before we start doing the episode, do we want to... Do we want to kiss a little bit? Like we do? We haven't started recording yet, so I think it's okay to start our kiss. Yeah, this is our version of an improv warm-up. Let's do our improv warm-up. Oh, yeah. Zop.

Oh, fuck. Oh, you didn't brush last night. Zop me. I can taste your dinner. Zap me and zop me. All right, now that we're nice and ready... I'm gingivitis. Oh, you gotta floss more

That's kind of a funny bit, people kissing And then giving each other constructive dental criticism Sure, yeah 100 episodes, it's time for Quarators That's that smooth sound You're hearing Monday morning, skies are blue, and the podcast is coming right through your ear holes. It's Quora Raiders, America's favorite Quora podcast, our 100th episode. Wow.

And you know what? I'm so excited to tell you, Alex, that we actually have a really great live show coming up. What? August 24th in New York with special guest Will Meneker. I got to grab a ticket to this. I gotta grab my ticket to this You actually It is actually

Attendance is mandatory I wanna kiss you again Even after the warm up Attendance is mandatory You have to come Please come If you don't come No I'm not saying please

If you don't come Something bad will happen Something bad will happen to you First of all You'll get a demerit And second of all It will be a mark On your permanent record

I was thinking of Tweeting out yesterday This is the show If you don't come Something bad will happen And it made me too nervous Because I feel like lately People have been like

Don't post dumb shit online and I'm like if I write something bad will happen will a police officer think I've tried to kill someone will I get in trouble you would have to kill everyone who doesn't come which unfortunately is what will happen so if you're listening to this

for your own safety even if you live on a different continent August 24th in New York City at the caveat ballroom and event center Corators live oh yeah it's going to be live we're going to read chorus in front of people it's never been done before jeremy quora wow me plus you equals everything maybe another guest i

don't know who knows who will be there and there's a very funny thing about promoting the show being like i don't know what it is it's gonna be the podcast anything could happen yeah it'll be like we read dumb shit and then we're like that guy's stupid what a fucking bozo where's he live where's fucking live you know what the big difference don't click on that that's porn the yeah that's i was gonna say the big difference between the live show and this show click the porn is that when i accidentally click the board on this one you'll all see the penis you'll see it we'll go no no no no jeremy and then caveat we'll record it and then we'll have this awkward thing we're like we're putting it on youtube but we're like it's recorded it's what happened if it's a picture

of a penis of a picture of a penis i guess we gotta warm up again will you feeling ready um i'm stroking his little beard he has sometimes 100 can you believe it i never thought we'd get here i did this is incredible it's never been done before has it um not that i've not in the history of quaraders it hasn't now we do have even more episodes behind the paywall on Quora. Oh my god, that's so true. Those aren't about Quora. No. Only one of them is. I think maybe

one was on Quora. Yeah, the Hitler episode. The first Hitler episode because we were silenced by crack.com. But after that, it's all raw on the main feed and even raw on the bonus. Yeah, and what is this? Christopher Walken is here?

Is that our special guest for this episode? Yeah, great show. He hasn't spoken up yet. We haven't introduced him. Christopher, thanks so much for dropping in, man. It's no problem. You got a great tongue. You got a soft tongue.

These Christian babies. Your tongue reminds me of Stephen King. Stephen King? I've been in many of his movies. What movies? He's in a movie where he's the fucking, he's the guy who sees the future. I don't remember what it's called. Okay.

It's real. Shut up. I believe you. 100 episodes of this bullshit. He's in Dune, too. what are you doing to me christopher walking okay now we have some fun stuff planned for you it's not a normal episode so i hope you have your seat belts ready yeah this guess what we've done the thing that podcasts do when they have 100 episodes we've got messages from former guests

saying how great we are now people love this people love when you're listening to the show and then you hear our friend tell us good job that makes you jump through the roof of your car It makes people so happy. The laundry you're doing is done twice as fast. So let's get into some of these. We got a bunch of these. So I want to- Should we just do them all in a row?

See how many we got. Yeah. Okay. So this is one. I was really excited to get this this week. Okay. Who is this from? Hey, mates.

This is Philosophy Tube. Oh, shoot. Corning in from jolly old England. Just got off the set of the most recent Star War. and I just want to say cheerio on 100 great Quarator episodes. This podcast is bloody mental. All right. Bye-bye.

Cool. All right. That's pretty good. She was on House of the Dragon this week. I saw her. This is a big deal. She's a pirate. By the way, official announcement.

If you are a cast member on House of the Dragon, you are also welcome on the Quarator podcast. It doesn't matter what you did up there. If you're off, I want you to sit on my lap. I'll say this, though. You got to have a line. please none of these extras dude no i'm not i was a little peasant in kingsland shut the fuck i don't really want to discuss uh quora with burnt wife four no i got eaten by vermithor eat a dick no

you didn't you're lying we want olf bring me off okay is it wrong to say olf is the star of the show now by the way i'm all in on it's not wrong at all i think people want to hear about that there's definitely less people watching house the dragon than game of thrones but there's like a lot of there's still like 11 million viewers well there's also far more more olfheads watching house of the dragon than who did watch i would say like 60 70 percent are olfheads yeah it's crazy almost none of them were olfheads for the old show on account if he wasn't even in it now you got a really interesting testimonial me yeah oh yes it was the uh the talking simpsons guys oh awesome yeah hold on hey quarators it's the talking simpsons here uh we just wanted to wish

you congratulations on 100 episodes of the podcast. In the words of Mo, you did it. You're a cow man and here's to 100 more. That's pretty cool.

Hey, doe. Remember that? That rocks. We've had a lot of great guests. I got one. This will be a big one. Hey guys, it's America's sweetheart, Katie Rose Leon. Wishing Quarators a very happy 100th episode.

Thanks, Katie. Wow, that's pretty cool. So many names of stars we know and love are all in here. Has Katie ever been on Game of Thrones? I think so. I would hope so. I think she has been. She played one of the Manderlys.

She's America's sweetheart. It's between her and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. And I think it's a dead heat. Play the fucking Cath one. Okay, yeah. also kath called in as well hey guys it's kath barbadoro that's right it's a kath attack i love that she does it oh my god i may host the what a time to be alive podcast but nothing makes me say what a time to be alive like listening to your great show which has recently had 100 episodes

wow kath attack we don't have those every week i'll tell you that much that's pretty cool um i got one more you got one more yeah okay this is from people love this uh this is from uh abigail thorne again again hey coordinators it's abigail thorne aka philosophy tube just realizing i don't think i actually said congratulations on 100 episodes last time i called you did figured i would call in again and just say congratulations by the way 100 episodes that's like a lot of episodes i don't even think we did that many on game of thrones of which i am a cast member i don't think so either um all right well just wanted to call in again and make sure i said that i gotta head out there are uh fascist riots taking over my country uh uh good luck out there adios

uh well stay safe abby you did call in already but we will take two yeah no uh you definitely said congrats on the first one so you didn't need to do a second we'll consider your second call in the house of the dragon the first one the game of thrones which of which i don't believe there of 100 episodes. No, I don't think so. Should we look it up? Sure. Is that what people want to hear? Look up how many episodes of Game of Thrones there are. There are

73. More than I would have thought. And 16 House of the Dragon. Ooh. Or is it 18? So getting pretty close to 100. You're near it, but you're not quite there. Not quite Quarator's numbers, but pretty close. And their episodes are also an hour,

so we have very similar run times. We have a similar number of thrills yeah they don't ever do one that goes short though you know the thing in house of the dragon where you're watching like 50 minutes of it is just like quiet conversations and then 10 minutes of thrills we do have that same structure yes yeah we borrow kind of a shakespearean tradition we kind of do like 45 minutes of just conversation and then like 10 minutes of like we found a guy who teaches how to do self-defense and that's our version of a dragon destroying a village yeah you know when uh the the white walkers come beyond the wall and it's like

i sure do alex oh we love that 100 episodes i can't even imagine how many that is it's triple digits i only do i only got 10 fingers so what are we doing today uh we've got a bunch of fun stuff oh we got to do our quarter from last week yeah we are jacking into quora.com so we will do the one for last week we haven't recorded in gosh a month three weeks i have no memory of anything i've said on any episode you said a lot of bad stuff oh no really people are after you for what you said last time but it changes today on episode 100 now i did get attacked in the street i figured it was uh i don't know for a different reason unrelated to the podcast yeah that was part of the fascist mob okay okay trying to get you cool um that was just

because you're jewish that wasn't related to anything anti-semitism the weird thing was that it was a jewish guy who was like i'm gonna get you it's kind of a new civil war really all right now let me log into uh alberto mysterio's account oh and by the way i have a friend alberto who listens to this show i did not steal your name is that what it's just the first name i thought of because it's kind of close to my name sure it's not your name uh there's a picture of mysterio if you get confused. Oh, I don't like this at all. The question we asked was...

What? We'll talk about it later. The question is, what kind of spaghetti could a girl eat? Which is a great question. All right, so this is the kind of question you ask a Quora expecting no bad consequences. This is safe for anyone to answer.

So this first answer we got has an AI art of an anime girl swarping down spaghetti and looking at me. It makes her blush to look at Jeremy because she really likes him. Her face is, like, really fucked up. Now, some of you are right to come after Jeremy because she is a little girl and he is a grown man. So I don't know why she's blushing at him all the time, but maybe it could be a one-sided crush. That's literally my niece.

And I said, congrats on your soccer match. Well, maybe you should ask if she's sick or something because she's blushing straight at you. She is sick. She has no face. She's missing, like, a quarter of her face. I don't know. I think she's beautiful the way she is. Even though she's got some of it in her shirt.

The answer is the yummy kind. Yeah, she says the yummy kind? I don't know. LOL. Spaghetti? I guess I'm not a spaghetti connoisseur. Thank you for writing here. I'm just into normal spaghetti.

Be it Barilla or a more quality brand. I'm just all about this stuff. I have a bad habit of eating copious amounts of it until I feel sickish and foolish that I ate that much. But no regrets. regrets it just be too good that's from gwen i'm very into the idea of going to a restaurant and being like i'll have the normal spaghetti oh i don't like this at all don't click on gwen this is exactly what we need to not do at the live show uh okay so gwen is the person who wrote this and she is sweet jesus anime cat girl and uh if you go on her thing it says welcome foolish

mortals of quora mwahaha okay welcome to my profile what's that what am i stirring in my little cauldron why it's nothing more than cute dramatic music ramen noodles ooh this bitch fear lol sup i'm gwen i'm a 23 year old goth beauty with a love for all things horror and macabre being a major fan of horror video games and gothic or industrial music i also love sex and nudity If you got it, flaunt it. See, that's what we call in the podcast business a red flag. Now let me just say something. That last sentence.

Gwen is clearly a character, right? This is a character that someone came up with. She's 23 years old. This person is the most 36-year-old coded I've ever read of anyone on the internet. There is no way in fucking hell that the person who wrote this is 23 years old. Sometimes 23-year-olds say that they're a gothic beauty and they say slang from 2006. Yeah, sometimes 23-year-olds say things like cue dramatic music. Rage face, I am masturbating.

And then you scroll down, and it's quite graphic. I'm going to scroll past the porn of Gwen. There's nothing down there, Jeremy. You don't want to see her. You can scroll for a second, but we have important work to do. I want to see her questions. What are the questions? I want to see her questions.

There's a lot of the porn. She's not asked any questions. She only has answers. There's a picture of the crow. Okay, so someone says, what's your favorite movie or TV show of all time? She goes, movie? Bit unsure, but for sure.

But either The Crow or Underworld. You are not 23. Shut the fuck up. Your favorite movie is The Crow or Underworld? You're 36. Why are you pretending to be Gen Z, you weirdo? There's nothing more Gen Z than being born in 1988. My favorite characters are Tifa,

Final Fantasy VII, 1997. There's just no way. I love the 90s. I'm 23. By the way, you cannot keep Tifa on the screen for so long. I'm going to get distracted. There's too many blurred out images. I don't want to look at any more drawings of pornography.

Thank you for writing in, Gwen. Again, if you answer one of our questions, you must use the code word scrambled eggs. This is kind of a marker that you are not like Gwen. Now Thomas Lomio says Fettuccine is awfully good Vodka sauce is good I don't know why

But watching a woman eat and drink wine Is incredibly romantic Thanks for writing in Thomas Isn't it romantic to watch Somebody else drink wine You can't just watch them I think it's pretty romantic You gotta also be there

Thomas is a cool guy He's really jacked Can you believe he's 23 Someone said what are 23 things that you find unattractive in a woman, and he lists them. Boom. Okay, so this is what we're going to be getting into today.

It's episode 100. A lot of lists. A lot of top 100 lists. Start with, if this was our 23rd episode. It's certainly not, but I do want to read it. 23 unattractive things in a woman. Go. Toes.

Got them. Foot. Ankle. Shin. Knee. Thigh. Upper thigh. Bum.

Tippy of the toppest vagina. lower back lower back lower back back shoulders long feminine neck long feminine neck scarred chin scarred cheeks perfect nose ears belly belly button hair and these are in all caps now eyes hair lips tongue lips tongue brain i don't know how many i listed but those are my favorites The question was what you don't like. Thank you for writing in, Thomas. You'll get them next time. Those are all beautiful things.

I don't know how we found the two horniest people on the internet already. Well, it's a special episode. Shout out to you. You live in Cork Summit, PA. Yeah, go visit him sometimes. He's got a great body. He does. He does.

He's not 23. I was joking about that. He's like 50 or something. He doesn't care that your face is scarred. i didn't think scarred was an interesting addition there maybe it's just like describing his wife i don't know i don't know look we have too much to do today we cannot stay on thomas's profile i really like it though it's pretty funny but there's too much to do jeremy um someone says what do you do when you're not when you are impatient he says i used to do drugs and other

stupid selfie selfish risky behavior now i reflect and work out i like that way much better do hugs not drugs okay anyway shout out to thomas and shout out to gwen you guys should fuck each other yeah why don't you two get together you're both old i don't know why you're being so mean to gwen on our she's pissed i don't like i don't like gwen i don't like this she's lying i genuinely goth girl ruin your life she's the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet you fucking hate her you're so jealous of her oh god and we're out of testimonials from our listen our past we sadly blew through them all unfortunately did i do the cath attack you did cath attack okay thank you did abby ever call it abby called it okay wait you're getting a call from her right now no i'm not

getting a call from her right now it's not our appointed day for calls okay um let's do uh here's a question what are the top 100 would you rather questions okay now would you rather is what's referred to in the game as a podcast classic yes it's big money in the podcasting world but has anyone ever done 100 of them stay tuned we're probably not gonna watch us right now do 100 would you rather questions a lot of people have like six or seven some people have like 25 where do you want to start so this is what i found in the top 100 list is people do not get to 100 the longest list i successfully found was 75 this one's pretty long the guy kind of gave up but just acted like he did it this one might be 100 i think it's probably ai generated all right

let's fucking go um all right let's see it says use with discretion would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early 20 minutes early easy because then no one's mad at you next question would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken. Pictures, easily. Pictures, they're not valuable to me. They mean nothing. I got them all up here.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself? Oh, wait. I have to think about this one. You can do anyone but yourself because then if you're with them...

This is going to be a long podcast. 10 minutes is not that far. So if I'm like, oh, I can look 10 minutes into Alex's future, guess what? He's doing the podcast. Isn't that what Raven Simone did? Raven-Symoné?

Yeah, from That's So Raven. I don't mean the actress. I mean the character. I've never seen the show. Is the show that she can look 10 minutes into the future? Is this why you're always so mad at fucking Gwen all the time? I love that you just got a text that says, have people always been this fucking deranged?

Don't read my texts. Those are private. It's not important to read what Ben is saying right now when it comes up on my computer screen. Ben, the answer is yes, they have been. They've been deranged the whole time. But I would rather see 10 minutes into the future of my enemies so I can plot their demise.

Would you rather be famous when you're alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you're alive but famous after you die? The first one, a million times the first time. A million times the first one. It literally does not matter after I die. Once I'm dead, it literally couldn't matter less. Also, all the people who are famous, they're just not famous later. Like Shakespeare, guess what?

Everyone's going to get hit by an asteroid and it doesn't matter. Yeah, literally doesn't matter. Go jump off a bridge. I need a job. Yeah, Jeremy needs to be Michael Jackson tomorrow. Would you rather go to jail for four years for something you didn't do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught? What was the second one?

Would you rather get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught? I will definitely not be punished for anything I've ever done. Easy one. I don't know. I think I might rather go to jail. No, you say that, but jail is really bad. If it's like a chill one. Oh, if you get to pick like a rich guy jail, that's pretty much not even jail.

Like if you get to go to jail in Europe. Yeah, you get to like read a book. Yeah. If you get to like play PlayStation 3, that's fine. If you go to like America jail where they attack you with dogs every day or whatever, I'm not interested. I would just feel guilty or whatever. It's fine. i'll feel guilty in the jail dumbass what are you talking about we didn't do anything

i'll feel guilty anyway i think that might make me crazy that might make me feel crazy i think i gotta go with the horrible one i killed someone i don't get caught yeah but don't you ever feel like like sometimes like you just feel guilty about like oh i said hi weird or like i sent a text yesterday no one answered i feel guilty about that yeah and i didn't do anything wrong And I still feel guilty But yeah I don't know man I guess I do feel a lot of guilt You're Catholic

You just crave the lash There's no helping you Me? Yeah You seek the punishment You want to know why? Why? Because I'm just a 23 year old goth girl

You're not! Who loves nudity You're so jealous of her Want to look at a drawing of my pussy? Jeremy doesn't think 23 year old goth girls exist Newsflash! They're everywhere! I do think that 23 year old goth girls exist

but I have to imagine that there is modern goth content for them to emulate. They're on Quora and probably live in India somewhere. I don't know what the crow is. I don't believe you. I just don't believe you. What else would they watch? They're not making new goth stuff. Yeah, I'm goth, but I also love NSYNC.

Shut the fuck up. What new goth stuff are they making? I don't know. I'm an adult. You're just talking about the episode of Bluey where he slits his paws? Fuck you. Watch the crow. I'm trying to think if there's been news.

Why don't you watch the Car Talk, guys? But it's just for being God. Why don't you go sit down and watch The Crow? What's Car Talk? Car Talk is a popular boomer radio show. Oh, I don't know it. I'm a child. This is so hard for me.

I'm the oldest man in the world. All right, how many have we done? Like four? We've done like five. All right, keep going. Would you rather be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults? oh boy how old are these adults um if they're like a hundred then sure if it's three three

betty whites i'm gonna fucking do a wanted bullet and i'm gonna shoot all of them in a circle are we assuming that it's all bad boys everyone betty white died and everyone's like what a tragedy yeah she was a hundred yeah she wasn't she was 99 also death is gonna happen to you at some point you might as well be executed point blank range by jeremy that's why i love goth stuff so much you might as well take jeremy's gun blade to the neck have you seen wanted yeah i've seen wanted at the end he shoots a bullet through a circle oh it's one of the worst movies yeah uh i didn't like it i don't like that author i forget his name me neither the guy who made um wanted it will come to me in 10 minutes when it's useless but uh my point is i'm definitely killing three

adults i'm kind of a tortured uh anime protagonist that way where i'll have a black past that i'm trying to escape would you rather your shirt to be always two sizes too big or one size too small two sizes too big both are pretty bad that's in right now do i have a great body or what i guess uh two sizes too big you can really work with anything over the question unrelated alex just people don't realize this because he holds it back for the podcast but every now and then he'll go do i got a great body or what just in conversation no i just meant because i'll wear a small shirt no i understand kevin bacon or whatever that is that is just like everyone loves my tiny shirts oh sure yeah although if you wear like a suit that's too small you look like

shit two sizes too big is a lot though two sizes too big is crazy that's a lot you really have to lean into like your cholo lifestyle at that point you gotta be like you gotta be like your car has to launch off the ground you do have to develop an accent just because your shirt's too big that's the rule and you killed that child and you got away with it no i killed three adults right sorry you killed three adults and you got away with it even if a child is bad he has time to change but you are famous that's pretty cool this is actually forming up to be a very uh understandable character in my mind you have to do all of these things it's not what it's not one would you rather these are all they're piling up i'm picking one size too small shirt and i'm gonna have an

incredible body okay um now you did work out yesterday for the first time in a long time and it has ruined your brain that's right okay moving on and my body firstly uh would you rather to live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person? The wilderness easily. Yeah, I think you have to go wilderness there. It seems really bad to live on the streets

as a homeless person. I don't know if you've seen, those people are pretty much hunted for sport. Yeah, it's horrifying. They live in unlife. Yeah, I'd much rather be the Unabomber. Oh yeah, it seems kind of fun to be the Unabomber. Also, you're so present. Because you don't have a phone.

Finally, I'm getting all my manifestos written. Yeah, you get to build a bomb. I mean, how much fun is that? I mean, don't do it. We're not telling you to do it, but we're just saying when people do do it, it doesn't seem like they're having the worst time. This is not financial advice. No.

Building a bomb seems fun. It seems fun. Sometimes you're like the IRA and you do it and blow yourself up, so that's kind of a downside. My dad built a bomb as a child, I think. Uh-huh. My dad is like a, so as a kid, I used to always wonder. Are we at the admitting to crimes portion of the podcast?

This is alleged. I think my dad told me that he like looked up how to build an explosive as a child. And then he like went and bought the stuff. But he was also. That's right after that, the old mill went away. My dad was also big into like, he told me as a kid, he would like take apart toasters and put them back together. And all the time I ask him like, why aren't you successful? Why are we not wealthy if you were doing Bill Gates stuff?

Or at least a serial killer. Couldn't you have done something interesting? Couldn't you have taken a life? Papa, couldn't you have taken a life? Father, why have you not killed for us? You've disassembled the toaster. Is it not so different than a man? I'm so hyped to see Trap Later.

By the way, we're watching Trap Later. This is my new small shirt accent. I'm like an Italian guy. Okay, yeah. Wow. wow we're really pushing the limit of what a podcast could be with this new character italian guy he's got a small shirt and a great body um can i just say by the way how many times in this podcast have we done a voice that sounds a little bit like donald trump and then said that

it was our character weird guy now kamala harris and the demon crats have taken our joke and said that donald trump is weird i don't know can we take credit for this i just don't know how to get paid in this society because we should be getting royalty checks every time they mention the weird president i agree with that former president former president not my president not anymore if you just don't like the president you could say he's not your president or you have to have a conspiracy in mind i already had uh decided i'm voting i'm writing in my friend liam for president so none of it matters none of them are my president liam is a great man and i support him yeah wait can i just say actually listeners of this i'm trying to recruit as many people to

the liam army as i can especially if you don't live in a swing state but even if you do write in liam o'malley even if you want to make it more clear you can write parentheses jeremy's friend i've already got one other person to do it my friend joe's gonna do it and um if this helps liam hates this idea it pisses him off if elected he will stop the genocide if that swings you over he will make anime come on earlier in the day these are his two platforms end the slaughter and earlier anime oh man nick at night starts at six now all right we've done six um have we done six i'm gonna have a little counter on the screen on youtube by the way

youtube.com three four five six seven eight uh nine nine let's do ten ten let's do ten let's do ten and then another 90 so we got two more would you rather the general public think you are a horrible person but your family be very proud of you or your family think you're a horrible person but the general public be very proud of you interesting oh this is kind of like the fame question again i feel like every time i post a video to the internet from either our podcast or anything both of these things happen at the same time does that make sense um does that check out make sense i feel like i i'm firmly in the first camp of being loathed by the public your family loves you but my family thinks i'm big papa

i'm biggie smalls as well i think i would rather oh boy i think i'd rather the second part sorry mom and dad sorry i'm trying to get famous he killed that kid all right one more and then 90 more uh would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world you gotta go real world i'm sorry i don't know i kind of love my wishes do i know i'm in the virtual reality world let's just say i'm gonna be hanging out with gwen a lot in the virtual reality world who is a hundred percent real that's your first wish my first wish i gotta talk to gwen bring in gwen we're watching the crow tonight i'm gonna make her happy i can turn your frown upside down gwen it's make-believe she wants to paint it black she

says paint it all black i've never seen the crow she's holding up a spork i've never seen the crow either my understanding is that it's like the joker but even more spooky guys i'm sorry about our show we've been lying about a lot of stuff wait what do we nobody has seen the crow i have not seen it have you seen it sorry we led you on and thinking we're big crow heads i've seen the three-eyed crow oh right good friends with uh abby thorne abigail thorne yep love the crow crow you're welcome to come on the three-eyed crow you've uh you've seen the fall and you've seen the beginning what do you think of this one crow and he just goes like oh milo loves this segment where we do crow noises

a lot of the podcast is designed for cats mostly do you want to do another list or 90 more would you rathers uh we have to do another one that's right okay so there's other good ones we'll get it'll get samey we're gonna leave the would you rathers open okay leave it that way if we need if we really bomb we'll come back we'll go back okay so what do we got here this is how do i get rich with one top 100 ideas top ways okay so a lot of the times we're going through the top 100 ways and we're asking ourselves what are the top ways and this has all that stuff together now this list specifically i noticed um and it is due to the related pages function on quora has a lot of top 50s in it no one gets to 100 i think one guy

gets to 75 on here uh but uh the top 50s we're still really good 50 is a big number of ways to get rich we're gonna skip any of the answers here that aren't in a list right yeah no go to the top 50 one let's just do a top 50 where's the top 50 right now we found it and this is from joseph junior um now that we took that slight break should we warm up again yeah okay um i'll come here give it let me cup your balls oh my god we should introduce our guest the camera cuts it's just jay gogo and be like what's up guys yeah i have another special um okay this is uh the top 50 ways to i don't know fucking make money or something get rich it's top 100 ideas top ways uh this is uh don't mess okay number one don't make me kiss you again

invest in yourself yep continuously improve your skills and knowledge through education training and personal development what do you think i'm doing when i play card games every day number two start a business yep we've done that quaraders inc i'm the ceo alex is the cfo buy stock now alex can you trade credit card i need to go public for that how does money work we do not how do we get money i don't say this all the time can we go public yeah why not okay and there's no rules for that i don't know no like you have to have like 20 mil in the bank i gotta get you have to have at least been in a bugatti recently how to go public as a company yep all right this is a strong tangent this may take us a while

i can't read this we can't we can't do this we needed we need like a guest who's like a business expert on to tackle when quaraders is going public i can't read this is too boring yeah I don't want to be a unicorn IPO leader. Number three, career growth. Okay. Number four. That's one we're working on. Invest in stocks.

Do you have any stocks? No. See, this is good because the stock market crashed on Monday. Do you have stocks? I do not have any stocks. Everyone who's smarter than me that I know has stocks. Uh-huh. I don't.

I have some like bonds. Yeah. Which are not, those can't go wrong. Well, you can't go wrong with them. So maybe if you just get enough of those and then wait it out. if you're immortal if i'm immortal you can wait 100 years on a bond and cashed out that's pretty good that's good stuff that's good stuff that's the money paying for itself it's not financial advice but what if you tried to blow up a bank i'm really interested legally into what we could

say on here because a lot of times it gets into a gray territory where it's like someone's listening to this and they're maybe listening to us no no no this is the perk of having a small a smaller podcast right or really any podcast because hypothetically because ours is actually publicly so popular if you have a podcast like you know no one's listening really so we're fine but then if it blows up and then eventually people go back and listen to it we're famous enough it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's funny jeremy said to build a bomb have you seen the fisher king oh yeah i'd have i've saw that movie recently oh wait i haven't seen it i've read the script in school.

What a fucking nerd. I don't know how I got this way. The Fisher King, I saw it for the first time recently. It's a pretty good movie. It's a Terry Gilliam. It's got Robin Williams in it. Robin Williams.

It's about Jeff Bridges, I think. It's about getting rich fast. Jeff Bridges plays like a Howard Stern type. Yep. And his whole thing is that people call in and they're like a woman and they're like howard what do i gotta do in my life and he's like you're a fucking slut you dumb bitch and then like there's this one guy who calls him all the time and he's just like i wish i had a

girlfriend and then jeff ridges is like you're a fucking loser no one likes you you're a bozo you suck kill yourself yeah all right that's our show and that's pretty much our show and the idea is that he's like the most famous radio man alive yep and then like in the first like 10 minutes that guy he calls a loser goes and shoots up a restaurant or something and kills himself and then Jeff Bridges' life falls apart. Now I don't

really think you can blame Jeff Bridges for that. I don't. And I really do think that if that happened today it would only make him more famous. That's true. He would double down on it. He's like, I was right. We're selling shirts about it now. He would be like

invited over to like meet donald trump now we've gotten did we get to real estate number five is real estate number six is dividend investing number seven is side hustles number eight is what's dividend investing invest in dividend paying stocks for passive incomes all right no further questions number nine and this is what's really important for us peer-to-peer lending are you listening now who are our peers you taking notes uh comedians i was gonna say just like elvis other psychos we know in new york kath barbadoro anders lee these are big names i love the idea of going up to like somebody who like wrote for uh i don't know a tv show snl or something and being like do you want to do some peer-to-peer lending and then being like we are

not pierce i am successful do you think this fictional person would say that to us i actually think they'd be like i've been waiting because i respect you so much number eight create and sell all right that's number 10 all right we already do that one we create and sell the podcast number 11 budgeting number 12 emergency fund okay number 13 investment diversification okay so i think we can go into the the 10 um the 10 brackets like uh the the 1 through 10 11 through 20 are all blocked off into different themes yeah so we can talk about the themes so like 21 to 30 is passive income streams rental properties which i gotta say are the same things again royalties create an app we haven't done create a youtube channel okay we did do that so what we

We've got like 12 of the get rich quick ideas. 31 to 40 is wealth preservation and growth. Okay, we need that one. We do need more like tax efficiency. What will you give your son? Yeah, oh God. Who will be king? Who will carry on the line?

Who will carry on the podcast name? 38 is hedge funds. So either start one or use one. I don't know what that is really. Number 40 is fine art. We know when you tell that guy to kill himself, you get like a million dollars. Do you think because our podcast is fine art?

Yes. Okay, good. Number 41 to 50 is mindset and habits for wealth. This is what I think is good for us. This was my favorite part of it. Okay, let's go through all of these. Okay. Number 41, mindfulness.

We have that. Number 42, networking. We do not have networking. We're very shy. One of the structural issues of the show, we can say is because it's episode 100, is Jeremy and I are so shy. Are we shy?

I'm so scared to talk to you because you're my crush. I'm shy. Oh, sure. Yeah. That's true for sure. And I'm blushing at you and I'm eating spaghetti, which is romantic. I'm drinking wine. Take me out to a fancy Indian dinner.

He's loose. That might have been on the bonus. Ignore that I said that. Ignore him. If you're not a Patreon subscriber, just pretend I didn't say any of that. Okay. Number 45. Oh, sorry.

Number 43 is goal setting. Done. Number 44, and this one we're definitely doing. Continuous learning. every week on quora.com number 45 is risk management don't know about that number 46 time management

I have no idea how to do that the thing about risk management is the risks just make you more money so that's actually what you don't want to do you want to manage how many you have you want to manage to have even more right 47 of course is adaptability number 48 is persistence

which nevertheless she did she being Hillary Rodham Clinton It was kind of third chair on the show Quora That's based 49 is generosity And then 50 Which we definitely do

And have Gratitude I'm so thankful for you And our 100 episodes We put the grad in attitude Also congrats grad We're holding hands now And now we're kissing again

so that's 50 tips this is another bit the cat loves it's because it sounds like a mouse like he's spreading his toes he likes it so much let me grab him for the 100th episode oh we'll wait we'll save it we'll save it it's rude he's napping how would you like it if you were napping and you got grabbed sort of the show he's sleeping through the he's sleeping through his days his twilight days i just say remember there's no one size fits all approach to becoming wealthy your path will depend on your unique circumstances goals and risk tolerance consult with financial professionals develop a solid strategy and stay disciplined and patient as you work toward building wealth over time i'm buying stock that's awesome i really want to go

public with quarators i don't know how to do that and i want if you know how to do that honestly go on the discord like come and talk to us we go public and immediately we like lose all the shares of the company and it's just like run by a crazy listener who keeps asking us to change stuff like more sound i'm like i'm sorry so i was thinking we'd get like acquired by like halliburton or something this next quora is how dope is it to build a weapon i want you to do a white phosphorus podcast i don't know how just get it done i think we make money if halliburton acquires us i don't really quite understand how but i think we get some they're good at that but you get the thing with these and this is a big money episode but when you do these big money

financial deals you can get the raw end of them like aaron carter was essentially a slave until it drove him mad aaron carter do you know who aaron carter is a musician yes he's a he's like the crow's friend not to halliburton he signed a contract as a child oh sure that gave his rights indefinitely to the record company and then they made him like tour around the world telling people to join the army when he was like 14 to 25 and then he was like i'm addicted to drugs and guns and died i would he's not dead though is he he's literally dead aaron carter died look it up read a book and learn something i'm learning every day scroll up you dumb bitch november 20th i forgot about this yeah it shows and you don't even care because he's a millennial because you're so

anti-millennials and you only want real 23 year olds i just know he wants candy he well and now he's having it in heaven um i would hate it if that happened to us as a podcast if we had to keep telling people to join the army yeah it's not what i believe i just don't want to travel i don't want to tell anybody how i beat shack that's my dark secret that's another one of aaron carter's songs i can tell that one would you like to hear another question and by question you mean another list of 100 things this is on the chorus space be an inspirer you got a notification i don't know what it was but it was cool it was a bing bong sound Top 100 Friendship Quotes and Sayings.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Are you ready to be an inspirer, Alex? Quit it now! Um, oh my god, there's so many. They're all pictures. Oh my god. All of them are pictures. These are all good.

Read them to me. Read my lips. Read them to me. Read my lips. And 100 Friendship Quotes. Read my pics. crazy pussy in bio okay this is uh number 100 these are backwards where there are friends there is wealth that's from money episode massius plautus oh i'm not said that one

yeah it's from titus oh i know him as plautus uh where there are friends there is wealth i agree with that so really you could do the top 50 ways to become rich or get some friends you You could make a lot of friends by showing them the Quarragers podcast, a publicly traded corporation. The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. Mark Twain. That's pretty good. So a lot of friendship stuff. Oh, this is all about friendship, right?

Please. One of them is just the theme song to friends. No, it's not. There's another 98. If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. if you have one good friend you're more than lucky what are you coming on to me bro

pause on that bro okay so if you have two friends in your lifetime you're lucky more than lucky what's more than lucky it's like a riddle if you have two friends in your lifetime you are unlucky that's not enough friends

is S.E. Hinton is that the person who made the outsiders Did I make that up? I have no idea. I don't think it is. What if I fucking nailed this one from a million miles away? I'd be so proud of you. S.E. Hinton is a writer.

Okay. She's a lady. Uh-huh. She wrote. Tell me it's The Outsiders. Please stay golden, Ponyboy. The Outsiders. Is it?

Yeah, dude. Is it? Yeah. The back of my brain is full of so much knowledge. And Rumblefish. Is she who wrote Rumblefish? And Tex. Do you not know it is she who wrote Rumblefish?

Is text like a sequel to Rumblefish or something? Yes. Now, the next quote, again, there's 96 more of these. Friendship is like money. Easier made than kept. A lot of money things here. Easier made than kept. I don't think that's true.

I disagree with that. I have such a hard time making money. It's insane. And I think it's probably easier to keep it than to get it. Yeah, just put it in a bond. Again, we're big on bonds today. Why is your thing popping off? What is going on in here?

I don't know. You hear those noises though, right? Yeah, I hear them, but they're not picking up on mic, so it's okay. They will be on mic. They're not on mic. They're on the, are they not on the computer? They're not, no. Keep going.

For those listening, Alex slid the thing on the. We've solved the problem. I want to hear 95 more friendship points. True friendship is like a rose. We don't realize its beauty until it fades. Can you explain that in a money context? Now, every one of these photos, real quick, has a picture of a flower. You'd think this one has a rose.

It doesn't. It kind of has a pre-budded flower there. Yeah. A flower. Hustle and flower. The only way to have a friend is to be one. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Trust me, a freak who lived alone in the woods.

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. Oh, and here comes this guy. Henry David Thoreau. Yeah, also, I think, living in the woods. Another freak of the woods. Feeling like a freak in the woods. Real friendship, like real poetry, is extremely rare and precious as a pearl. Okay, there's 92 more of these.

I'm going to go ahead and nip this rose in the bud. Can I just say, I feel like a lot of these quotes are from Losers. Okay. Can I say that? And Losers is a prominent book you know of? I feel like every one of these quotes is like, having a friend is hard. No one likes me.

If you have two friends in your life, that's pretty good. No, it's not. A friend isn't like money. It's hard to make them. The thing about friends, it's very hard to hold on to them. You suck is the thing, if that's the case. You won't find any friends at the bank. Trust me, I'm Drake

Friendship is very rare So run by Drake Just do a quick control Oscar Wilde says True friends stab you in the front Oh, what a famous wit Could you please control F for Drake And just be sure there's no Drake friendship quotes

There's no Drake A true friend is 15 I don't see any Drake stuff They only go down to 70 there's no friends in the six and then it says continue reading on it our inspiring blog oh and they're just promoting their blog i'm gonna go on the blog and see if drake is on it please just do one quick ctrl f for drake see if the six comes up and then we're moving on when a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier that's by diane bonn that one i cannot comment on we don't know

about that as we're two alphas. Two alpha males. Alpha males, that is. Beaninspire.com is not loading, but we'll check in with it later. That's a damn shame. I don't think it's coming from my computer. No? You think it's coming from, like, what? One of our phones?

I don't know what it's coming from. It doesn't matter. We should not discuss it anymore. No, you brought it up. It's definitely going to be on the podcast. It's not going to be on the podcast. Okay. What would happen if the top 100 richest people in the u.s took their money and moved it to another country while

refusing to spend any back at the u.s now you're gonna notice this is not a list of any kind but did have the number 100 in it and it's actually our 100th episode yeah and top which we love getting yes and being and being on top of it we're pretty much america's next top model yeah america's next top bottom that would be a good tv show can someone write that tv show why didn't somebody write that tv show get off your fucking lazy asses you television people what are you doing over there america's next top bottom you need another sequel to twister go write america's next top bottom what do you think the third one would be called america's no the twister movie uh the return twister second one's twisters so i mean spoilers for twisters here but they

solve tornadoes at the end of it so the third one's probably tornadoes yeah they they're fixed So the third one would be twistless. It's a market. Yeah, it's just about people. A scientist realizes that when their world has no tornadoes, it's even more dangerous. Oh, I'm kind of thinking so. Like all the meteorologists.

It spins the other way. I do like that. Sorry, do yours. Yours makes more sense. I'm kind of thinking it's like a, not approach. What's the word? a detachment from the themes of the series so far. It's all the meteorologists who were following tornadoes

before the storm experts. They have nothing to do, and so they just get into drugs and sex. Oh. And so it's like the twister inside of them. I like that a lot. And there's a hardcore scene that's just two bodies twisting on each other for a while.

It's called the twister inside. Making a category five of cum. I love this idea. Pretty good, right? That's almost as good as America's Next Top Bottom. I got Jeremy at Category 5 of Cub. I think it's good. That's where he was signed on.

Have you ever told my Twister story on the podcast? Is this interesting? You have a Twister story? A slight one. As of a real Twister? It's quick. No, it's about the movie Twister. And we're going back to the question.

When I was a kid, my dad bought a surround sound system for our TV because he was obsessed with technology. Whoa. And basically the idea is that you put speakers all around the room and then you hear, you know, if there's like directional sound in the movie, it comes out of those speakers. Uh-huh. in the movie twister there's a famous scene where uh there's a tornado with a cow what and the cow goes around and you can and when the surround sound on you hear it mooing in a circle oh no so my dad was so obsessed with this that anytime any single person ever came to our house for the first time he made them watch the cow scene at full volume and it became a thing where

i've seen that scene probably close to 50 times well it's scary so that's why you grew up so fearless i have a very distinct memory it would make our house shake because it was so loud and i have a very distinct memory being upstairs with my mom and like my dad had like some friend over or something and we'd feel the house shake and be like oh it's the cow scene you're showing him the cow you're gonna moo so loud the house shakes if you ever come to our house my dad will make you watch the cow scene it would be my honor to watch the cow scene with your father so i can shake his hand we had the dvd say thank you for growing your son up like this but now he doesn't know about any stuff what would happen if you took all the top 100 richest people in the u.s

and took their money and moved it to another country refusing to spend any back of the u.s probably everything would get a lot better um no it's impossible because the world financial system is one big market and most of that infrastructure is rooted in the u.s so unless they all leave the western nato eurosphere yes and just go entirely in on russia china um axis of resistance i think that their money is going to be back in the u.s so like either you remove them by killing them which would be this is kind of maybe something i'm not advocating for but saying not financial advice be good what if there was a country a new country we call it i don't know Atlantis 2.

We say, hey, billionaires, why don't you all go to this new country? It's never going to sink into the ocean. We learned our mistake from the first Atlantis. They all go over there, they invest all their money in Atlantis 2, and then, boom, it sinks. Enjoy the bottom of the ocean. Didn't it sink last time because it was like hubris to God or something? Yeah, something like that.

Or no one actually knows why. It's one of those two reasons. Okay. so it's impossible unless they die or all defect to the communist block yeah those are the two options that's what i think um everyone let's see what's are there any answers here i think the idea is that this would impoverish the united states by like bill gates moving or whatever but most of that money is like it's not physical money you could pick up it's like i own microsoft so i don't know how you move that someone says the super here's like this

is chinese now uh the super rich spend only a very small portion of their money so the effect of them not spending their money in the u.s is likely to be fairly small this is the thing i used to get stuck on a lot on my politics podcast but i don't think people can conceive of numbers this big like when you have a billion dollars like it's not a like you physically can't imagine physically seeing it like it's not too big of a number every now and then people do like a um like one of those size like demonstrations and it's similar to when they like zoom out of the earth and show the sun the solar system and you're like it doesn't matter oh it's too small oh yeah that's like the sun i think danny feltz who is on the show in like our seventh episode did he call

with a testimony hey alex he's the only one i'm doing a voice for people are gonna get that we did the voices right because when i played it when i played it i was like it kind of sounds a little different over the phone we did all women did that help and talking simpsons maybe they'll think that's actually both talking simpsons guys just sound like jeremy it just made me real like i had the thought of like what do people think this is abigail thorne and they're all like weird wow well i pray that doesn't what does danny say tell me about danny anyway danny's example was if you bought like a eight hundred thousand he had a specific he's a details man he had a specific expensive car it was like a a million dollars or whatever and he's like if you

bought one of these cars every day and ruined it like you took a big poop on it on the windshield which can't be fixed no mechanic in the world knows how to fix that uh if you did that every day as jeff bezos you would be able to do it for 400 years before you had money like it's it's a it's a number you can't imagine i remember there was like a controversy going around for a while where jeff bezos had like a new girlfriend and he was wearing like the ugliest shirt of all time and people kept being like this is a two thousand dollar shirt can you imagine spending that much money in a shirt like what an idiot that he spent two thousand dollars on a shirt and it's like it's made that's free that is everything free that is the equivalent of a free shirt for you

he can get all of the craziest styles and he chooses not to it's like people like oh it's like if you paid a penny for a shirt no it isn't it is so much smaller than it makes a lot more sense to me when rich guys dress like charlie brown because there's just too many options for you at that point like you just want to be like i wear brown shirt it's like in a video game where like you uh go to uh the hair place and you can see all the styles you can get and somehow they like get bigger like you you can do that if you're a billionaire you can pretty grand theft auto is pretty much real for you and you can heal by making love in a car you could throw someone out of a car you can see the hot coffee cut scene that's right any time you want with anyone you

almost has like 20 kids he does anyway what was that one that's the question thanks for writing in also thanks for listening to 100 episodes of quarators 100 episodes strong 99 if you skip the master chief one which you shouldn't do now i should say that my first idea was to do a second Master Chief episode where all of the Korras are about one specific thing. I vetoed it.

I said we're not doing it. It was strongly turned down and many people have said The specific thing was Mario by the way. Well because I tried to pick something you like. I did a whole podcast

about Mario. I've already done over 100 episodes about Mario. I thought you would like to talk about that. I would do a Goku episode. I have a lot of answers

about Goku. But the thing is too many people directly contacted us and said I didn't like that. I don't like Master Chief. I don't like learning about his lore.

No. And I did like that because I didn't know anything about him. My idea was to go to the Quora headquarters, but it's not in New York, unfortunately. It's not really a podcast idea, per se. It is, if we go with a microphone. And then what podcast is what? Just like our pocket sounds the whole time?

We interview the CEO. It's just a switch where we're like, when do ideas take place? When do questions become profit? What is your opinion of Gwen? you think she's real how old do you think she is you think gwen's all natural she's extremely millennial you're noticing she's doing a lot of reddit stuff from 2007 maybe that's what it is maybe gen z people like they have sort of a throwback like how people

our age were like it wasn't then the 80s dope yeah that she's just like i wish i was born in 2002. By the way, can I say? Or 1992. There wasn't one moment where I thought the 80s were dope. No, I hated it. I thought it was dumb as hell. The 80s were never dope. You're from the 80s. Grow up. If you were from the 90s, we can talk. We all love the Burger King

kids team. What year were you born, Alex? 91. Nice, dude. I'm so strong. Good shit. 90s team. Good shit, bro. Good shit. That's a pretty good team, huh? Yeah. 93 over here, baby. 100 episodes. Would we like to do anything else before we finish? I feel like

We have another question. Okay, please. And I feel we should do it. It's the top 100 love question. Okay. Oh, this is just something that you searched. Yes, I searched the word love, and the podcast idea was going to be let's do 100 love questions. Okay, do you want to read some of them just for fun?

For fun, then we can do a couple. Okay. Number one, does true love exist? Alex? Yes. What is love? Oh, we're not going to click on them? Oh, do you want me to click on them too?

Yeah, it says adult, and I want to know. I mean. I want to know what guys. It's Gwen. Gwen wrote it. It's from Gwen. Anonymous says yes. Oh, and they're posting green chats.

True love is blurred. Why are these all blurred? So pretty much everyone so far on the does true love exist page is saying big yes. Big win. Big yes, true love does exist. Good news. I was born in 1995, and I love the crow. if you can love one person in your life that's lucky but if you can love three people in your

life that's more than lucky they're posting a guy at the beijing olympics for some reason this guy says go and say something offensive to your friends go and say something offensive to your your parents after some days ask for help to both of them in first case you might get help but no but not with with more same behavior in second case you will surely get help with lots of favorite foods being cooked for you by your mother thank you mother ask your father to share his secret of success in life after some time just say i am successful than you watch that pious smile and see happiness over his face okay so this guy's saying there is true love but it's just for your parents and they are number one yep i agree with that thank you amit singh you are a freelance writer

at writers and authors i'm gonna give him a follow because he's like a cool guy it's pretty hard to be a freelance writer in 2024 and i gotta respect it uh number two what is love maybe you don't hurt me i was gonna say maybe don't hurt anything that's in there resisting with my entire body no one wrote that no one wrote that everyone thought that sucks they all oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is there an animal boy what is love and then a picture of a family with an animal boy Do you know this boy? I don't know if this is real.

They wrote this guy. He is Lalit Padir. All right. We're not making fun of the animal boy. Padidar from Watlam. He is suffering from a disease called hypertrichosis, also called werewolf syndrome. And this is why we read one more question.

There's a real werewolf. Do you think, and I'm not making fun of this person, because basically he has hair all over his face. Do you think that when all this hair grew on his face That he freaked out And he was in the bathroom And he was having a panic attack about it

And then his father showed up His dad also has it He also has his face He said I was waiting to tell you Get on cars and start surfing You're a dang werewolf Is this a real thing? Should I look it up?

Or should I just Wait We need to read more of this post Because it keeps going Jesus Christ This is crazy There's got to be something you could do for this. Causes abnormal amounts of fine hairs up to five centimeters long

growing on a person's face, arms, and other parts of their body. I didn't know this was real. Despite his condition, the Laowit says he dreams of becoming a police officer and putting all thieves and criminals in jail. Bro, could you imagine? You're like littering. You're like... You're walking down the street and you go,

I don't like this lollipop anymore, and you throw it on the ground. A werewolf appears with a gun. He throws you in the back of his squad car. I think if you look like this, and again, I'm not making fun. If you look like this, you have to become Batman, right? I feel like the thought process you go through is like, I'm a superhero or villain. Pick a side. You either become the croc or you become the swamp thing.

Yeah. I think it makes sense that he wants to become a police officer who ends crime. Yeah. Okay. So you're a vigilante no matter how you go about it. He is successful and popular at school, but says he is usually accepting of his appearance, but strangers sometimes throw stones and call him monkey.

Well, he does not look like a monkey. I don't think strangers should do that. I'm against that, too. Producer Milo has shown up for the episode 100. Thank you, Producer Milo. Big episode. He scared the shit out of him by saying that. Big twist at the end.

A, werewolves are real, and here's the cat we weren't lying about. Milo, come over here. Milo, come back around. They're just showing your ass on cam again. Go over here, Milo. Why do you got to stop showing your ass on cam? We're reading about a damn werewolf. They said they can fix him with plastic surgery, but what does that entail?

Is it just like you burn the hair holes closed? Would you do it? Would you get fixed or no? I don't think I would. I haven't lived as a werewolf for 21 years, so I don't know. It's hard to say. You haven't lived that experience. I got to get the pics for this on the YouTube.

you gotta watch this yeah you should go to the youtube or at least google werewolf should we look it up or do we want to live in the world where we don't know if it's real because i don't want to find out it's fake oh it's definitely do you see all these pictures unless it's just this one boy this is a hundred percent real you can take that to the bank i know how to get rich quick i read so many fucking tips on it um hypertrichosis oh there's a great drawing of The Hairy Man. Okay. Well, do you believe it's real now?

Can we... We got to end the show here. I'm sorry. Are you mad that I'm on Wikipedia or that we're going... You know when you listen to a song and there's like a really good part at the end

and then they don't start reading Wikipedia for a while? It just starts fading out. I mean, it's episode 100. This is a banger. All right. Can we ask a quora question? And do we want to do a tips for men

or something or not? No, we're not doing tips for men this week. Oh, you're going to give me a tip for men? Yeah. All right. Here's my tip for men.

Wait. Tips for men! If you have two friends in your life, that's lucky. If you have one good friend, that's more than lucky. If you want to get ready for your improv comedy show, try kissing. Agreed. Hear, hear. And I have a question for Cora at the end of the podcast.

Please, I'd love to hear it. um how do i know if my close friends are ready for a threesome and then a wink face uh maybe add the word baby at the end okay yep um and now this is gonna be a great question for our guest next week yep who is we don't want to say who it is already but it's very exciting stuff 100 episodes wow and uh you'll also find out how to have a threesome with your friends if you listen world not let me ask this question it keeps being like you spelled it wrong okay well i don't want to use the suggestion where it removes the podcast with me just stop doing it for a second all right fine bye we'll do it a second bye bye see you at the live show

come to the live show come to the fucking live show you have to