Quorators - Feats of Cunning w/ Naomi Karavani

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Does the fact that there are only 19M people in New York but there are 21M people registered to vote, with 1.2M of those being cloned, seem at all suspicious to you? If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door late one evening asking to borrow your triangle, would you oblige and perhaps even invite him in for something to eat? Has anyone ever had a sissy-gasm? --- Watch Naomi's special Firecracker on youtube and follow her on social media @ NaomiKaravani COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Naomi, can you hear in the headphones? I can. Okay, cool. Am I going to be able to... Oh, no, I can hear my own voice. Can you hear this? Oh, yeah. Okay, that's coming through.

Do you not like to hear your own voice, Naomi? Yeah, can you turn the monitor off on my mic? Nope. I don't know how. All right, it's fine. You're going to have to learn to love yourself in the next 75 minutes. He was like, yeah, I know how to use the Rodecaster.

don't change anything yeah you learn to accept it that's how okay fine that's fine by me good then it's settled all right we're going to play our theme song and dance now Yowza. It's another week back at the Quora farm with your hosts, Alex and Jeremy. Hello. What's up? This is our fourth recording in two days. That's right.

We're feeling fresh and we're looking good. It's season four of Quora-tors, America's favorite Quora-based podcast, live at Jeremy's house where Jeremy makes the rules. Now, at the start of the show, Alex is going to make the rule that Jeremy's going to close the window before another ambulance goes by. No, this is good. It's good. It's not good.

Every time we do it, a guy with a lawnmower passes. Nope, we're going to be clear. It's never going to work out. Okay, fine, whatever. We're going to leave it open until an ambulance comes in. Jeremy makes the rules. Jeremy makes the rules. It's an ambulance podcast.

Well, if you hear an ambulance in your headphones, it's not coming from us. It's your trip to the hospital when your heart stops at the announcement of this thrilling guest, and that is Comedy Zone, Naomi Karavani. Naomi? Thank you for having me. This is really exciting.

You're sending our listeners to the hospital. What do you think about that? Yeah, that's my usual effect on people. You love it. You're glowing. These people are sick. They got to go to hell. Well, we'll have to see what happens with them.

Now, Naomi, you are familiar with Quora.com? Yes. Good. I have Googled. It has come up as a result, even though I did not look for it. But, you know, a lot of people Google Quora, but I wonder if anybody Quora's what is Google? That's right. You want to pull it up?

What do you go to Quora? I want you to type in the Quora. What is Google? And see if anybody has typed it. Yeah. They say Quora has come when you're least expecting for them. That's true. They're like blessing.

What do you want me to literally search? What is Google? Yeah. What is Google? Put it in. Okay. Nobody has ever asked. No one has.

What is Google AdWords? What is Google? 100 answers. I found it. and then someone posted a picture of a woman's boobs. Well, it's three women, but the bustiest one is representing the O's, and she's also the only one who didn't wear a Google T-shirt,

so it's... She's really just bringing to the table what she was born with. That's what Google is, something to do with breasts. This would be hilarious if I, like, set this up, and I was like, I want to get to the boobs question. You knew it was going to be there? I'm going to ask you, what is Google? This was posted by Itchabon Homie?

No, it's not. That's my gamer tag. My adult gamer tag that I made because my childish one had my real name in it and it was hard for people to spell. Anyway, that sucks. We're not talking about that. We're back on Quora.

All right, Naomi, you know all about the show, so we can get right into it. Let's get into it. We're going to start with our weekly advice segment, which again is a cynical ploy to attract new listeners. And we're going back to the well. and our most dynamic one yet, and that is, of course, the weekly segment Tips for Them.

Tips for Them. Do you have any tips for non-binary people? Oh, no. I was like, I got tips for men locked and loaded. Tips for non-binary people, I guess, you know, where hello my name is or hello my pronouns are get a sticker like that pronoun name tag yeah pronoun name tag pronoun name tag i some people aren't gonna love to wear the name tag but i think it's kind of fun

what about a pronoun tattoo pronoun tattoo a i think claire clears up a lot of things but b like really locks you in if you want to swap later yeah because then you gotta i mean you can try to turn it into like a i don't know like a trash bag or something i just force people to get the tattoo it gets a little holocausty yeah number you can't do that yeah you are more than just your number i tried to think of a normal tattoo and the first thing i thought of was trash bag yeah ben wasserman has a trash bag on his arm and uh i it's the first thing i think of when i think tattoo now huh and it looks painful it's a dark black bag they gotta like color that in so i guess our tip for non-binary people today is like get a trash bag tattoo yeah well i think

uh i think uh most people are defaulting today them anyways because when somebody's just like a little vague or a little ambiguous you're just like that's today them so you are legion huh good for you keep keep that up um okay so yeah either get a um a name tag or tattoo yourself And that sounds pretty rock and roll to me. And that's going to be tips for them this week. And check out Mad Men. That's a good show. People are watching it again.

If you're non-binary, check out Mad Men. Yeah. Don Draper. I don't think about that show at all. You'll understand that when you watch Mad Men. Yeah. I feel like you should always introduce yourself with the way you would explain yourself to your grandparents. Yeah.

If you're non-binary. Absolutely. So just be like, I'm a sweetie. I have a good boy around town. I can help with the yard. Okay. Well, we got some good questions for you. These are going to be, we wanted to play to, like, every guest's comedic strengths.

And using your charisma, we thought that this week's theme should be feats of cunning. Okay. I'm hoping you can maybe apply your street knowledge to these questions. but before we get into that do you feel like you have a lot of street knowledge Naomi no I would say yeah I'm more like uh historical knowledge okay okay that's my thing well you were a teacher yeah yeah cobblestone roads yeah knowledge you could say that yeah because it's a street yeah it's like a street I got you um pay no mind to him I guess what he's saying is you have cobblestone road knowledge yeah um that is what i said as a teacher do you ever did you pick

up any streetwise skills that way uh you mean like uh things that i could apply yeah do you ever have to do that because it's not your fault if you had to uh if i had to hit a kid i mean i definitely thought about it but never did it okay interesting so it's not like prison rules there Absolutely not, no. I don't think for the teachers. You've got to find the smallest, weakest kid on your first day as a teacher and beat them up so they know to respect you and do their homework.

I would say that's the biggest challenge of being a teacher. It's like, how do you keep your hands to yourself? If that's not the case, then I have a lot of teachers who need to apologize to me because that's what they all told me every day. Every year they'd beat me up and they'd be like, it's part of the rules of the prison system here. It's before you got

all big and strong. It is before I got all big and strong, which I now am. Audio listeners, do not look at the video. Do not look at the video. Do not look at how beautiful Jeremy is. I've seen a lot of fight videos circulated on Twitter. If you go on accounts that are just like, the fight zone or whatever,

there's always one that's like, this teacher was disrespected. Do you approve of him? And then it's a video of a teacher just wailing on his kid. I had a gym teacher who got fired for fighting a kid. Really? Yeah, and he called him the N-word. That's usually what it is.

You can look that up. And then it's like, well, agreed. you're not supposed to do that but he got fired for he got fired not hitting yes but there was a um uh like a change.org thing to bring him back oh because they felt that it was a justified use of the n-word i disagreed i didn't sign it i wasn't there anymore we also all had to call him coach he was like one of those teachers was he also black no he was a white guy what is the justified use of the word well okay did he break the protective glass first i don't think that he should have said it to be clear so before i explain it that's just my i don't think it's

right but what happened was there was this kid who was like being bad in the class and he and the teacher was like got up in his face he was quoting huckleberry yeah exactly no he was like what do you want me to do call you this call you this all right then fine and it's like that's not what he i don't think he wanted you to do that seems like he was looking to hypothetically if i said this yeah yeah yeah the videos i'm seeing are usually student calls teacher the n-word a black teacher and then the black teacher's like well i know they're a student but i think i can fight them according to pop culture rules yeah and then online you discuss if you thought it was okay to fight them or not yeah and a lot of that very dependent on the grade from what i've seen this is

on the we everybody votes channel where you vote on if the teacher should beat up the kid in the fight zone you make the rules but at jeremy's house jeremy makes that's right and the rule is that we should read some quora questions all right we'll begin the show what did we ask last week jeremy all right so last week was for us one hour ago uh-huh when maddie smith asked uh if you lose weight as a woman is there a way to naturally make your boobs more perky now this has no answers yet right because it's been an hour yeah so i guess we're just asking naomi directly let's say you drop a lot of weight what do you do boob wise yeah you get those chicken cutlets you stick them in your bra that's all um yeah i guess push-ups

that sounds right i don't know we could send that to maddie you can join the marines was this maddie smith's problem i mean who's she said it wasn't specifically her problem but she came up with it really fast in a way. Kind of implied it was something she knew about. I know. Get pregnant. There you go. That's a great idea. It's so easy to do. It's a real thing for boobs.

My cat is sniffing your glasses. Is that alright? Is that okay? Is that bad for you if he does that? No, that's fine. Some people are allergic, so I don't want them to like, you know. As long as he doesn't try them on and be like, whoa, I can't see anything.

Or the opposite. That'd be really scary for me if suddenly he had great vision you can't pull those off milo if you're not watching the youtube the cat is not on it you're not missing anything yeah he doesn't he doesn't like being on camera anyway get pregnant easy easy next question let's start the show welcome to the quiz course our politics segment okay this but i'm trying to remember which one it is yo i got the soundboard down i will never label it i've bought the labels and they're in my bag and i'm still never gonna label uh naomi you're somewhat of a uh great mind would you disagree no i would not disagree with that okay good well this is going to test you with your knowledge of

the day so these are today's top political questions uh jeremy what do we have in the docket here yeah sorry to put you on the fire so quickly but these are some big politics questions such as conservatives i have absolutely no respect for you your sick self-righteousness or your pull yourself up by your bootstraps cult of idiocy plaguing america what do you think about that who are they talking to conservatives oh it's a comma okay after you should clarify so i guess that it was a message from conservatives it's not to you but i guess what do you think about that as uh conservatives calling me an idiot no this is too conservative this is like your best friend okay i get it it's like either the cookout going over to the

conservative side of the cookout which every cookout has and then telling them that they don't respect them or they're picking pull yourself up by your bootstraps called the videos he played in america and then you're like you would have to respond the question is what do you think about what do you think about that what do you think about that wow this is a very unusual quora question it's not like looking for knowledge it's just like it's just trying to piss people off it's a feat of cunning i think we gotta agree i think this is a very loose theme they're all feats of cunning we come up with the theme first and we find 10 perfect questions Somebody put a GIF of Yoda in a response that says, zero fucks I give.

Yeah. That's a great answer, I would say, to this. That's what you would say? Non-question. That's pretty good. That's from Chris Schultz. He says, my personal opinion is simple. You don't know me or what I believe in.

Oh, my God. Therefore, since you aren't part of my life, I could honestly give less of a fuck what you think. And then there's the Yoda picture. True patriots have sent this response. God damn. it would be so hard for me to be turned down this way by a yoda gif i would be so mad if yoda first of all it's not a gif at all it's not even animated just an image oh you could make it animated don't don't give me sass on my yoda what do you think about that what do you think about

that it's not animated sir zero fucks i guess it could be a non-animated gif yeah maybe think maybe think about the things you said could just be a gif shimmying yeah it's just a i guess a meme anyway the point is that conservatives win this round what about the other answers doug martinek says folks like you deserve absolutely no respect or consideration you're truly nothing but immoral foul and disgusting examples of human beings doug martinek at the bank yeah my cat is fully taking a shit on camera at this point live on cam hot in 4k i think that's also a good response to this question beats of cunning now if you're listening to the show it is not on camera so you still don't have to go to youtube to see it because you can't

please just use your ears um it seems like they're not arguing anything of substance in this quora no not quite must be an outlier that way one person says you are a parasite think the world owes you a living it doesn't okay that's pretty good all right yeah coming from you i'm honored that's a guy with a picture of a gun um yeah but it's like what jobs are left like you could uh you could edit ai you could uh be a knurling patient sure you could uh one of our best jobs and then you could be a server and that's it that's all those are the jobs that are left so conservatives don't really have an argument anymore that's right well you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps to be a really good neural link patient i'd be so mad to lose

my job to a literal monkey you feel like oh great well now that they've tested on the monkeys they're ready to do it on the people so yeah yeah they've killed all the monkeys the equivalent run out of monkeys to kill the equivalent of bootstraps work you can do in the modern economy is like volunteer first for a dangerous new procedure exactly i think before it's safe yeah that's the bootstrap that you can do now that's right yeah step up to the plate and be a human hamster why don't you wear the same shoes a hamster wears that's in your life it's great it's a great point should we read another question yes we have more politics questions okay here's another one does the fact that there are only 19 m i think

that's 19 million right 19 million people in new york but there are 21 million people registered to vote with 1.2 million of those being cloned seemed at all suspicious to you so if i'm just taking the data from the question that does sound suspicious yeah that sounds really suspicious i mean especially the cloned part there's 1.2 million clones in new york i haven't seen a damn clone Are we clones? I've been here for like 12 years. I do think I've seen people who look just like Alex. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's just other Irish people. Yeah, I get a text a week of like, I saw your doppelganger. That's my clone running around the city voting. I didn't know you're not the clone, though. That's the scary thing. I know. Yeah, I should look at my voter registration. There's a little C on it.

Jeremy was saying that when his dad rents a car outside of the city, everyone tells him he looks like jerry this happened one time when he was before i was born that's a guy he tried to rent a car this is not every time he rents a car specifically every time he rents a car like jerry seinfeld here he owns so many cars in the early 90s some guy thought that my dad was jerry seinfeld and like didn't believe him looking at his like his driver's license but they don't that's a fake one you're carrying around so you don't have to take pictures and sign autographs. Nice joke, Jerry.

You're so funny. How's Elaine doing? He does not look like Jerry Seinfeld. No, he doesn't. Well, it makes you wonder if he's a clone. Maybe he is. They both went to Queens College. Yeah, I love that this person thinks that, you know,

the Democratic Party has figured out something so complex as cloning people, but we can't figure out a president that's awake. No. And we're only using it in New York, which is like a queer blue state. Yeah, and the votes don't matter. I mean, besides a President-elect, just like a policy they like. Well, they did clone John Fetterman several times, right?

Isn't that a theory that people have, that John Fetterman is like a fourth clone or something? I think that was going around. It looks like a mistake. So the difference between like Democrat conspiracy theories and Republican conspiracy theories are like the republican ones are like there are clones and then the democrat ones are like he's secretly more liberal than he seems uh so there was a lot of people there was a fun like blue anon theory with the debate that i saw where people thought that russia was shooting a havana havana syndrome yes at joe biden yeah but just a small one like a little one so he's just a

little cooked yeah it's the ray gun that makes you say um yeah make them say oh and by the way dad's this damn ray gun uh i get hit by that almost every time we do a second podcast this is your second one of the day that's right no wonder you took a long lunch yep and that actually puts us in the our peak of podcasting conditions too because we get this big full lunch in us and then we're just ready to tell people how we really feel.

And how I feel is that it is suspicious how many clones are voting. Yeah, I do think that is suspicious assuming that they're correct about the cloning thing which I have to assume they are.

I just don't, I haven't seen the numbers anywhere else so I have no reason not to believe it's 21 million versus 19 million with 1.2 million clones.

Yeah. Are there any good answers? No, everyone's mad at this guy. Yeah. There's a hundred plus answers. Damn, really? Not a single good one.

And everybody just checking the numbers. The guy's name is Scott Boyd. Scott Boyd. And they're all yelling at him. His space is called the Truth Network. And he knows about history. Admin of the Truth Network?

He is an admin of the Truth Network. He knows about history. Was this a student of yours? Possibly. This one guy says, what's suspicious to me, Scott, is that you didn't bother to check your data before posting this pseudo question. Smallest victory. Yeah.

That's pretty badass. I don't see how you're coming back from that. Here's the Corator regulators coming in. Quit it now! And then a lot of people are just like, no, that's actually fine because it makes sense that you're doing the counting wrong. Shut up.

Check the number again. Where do the clones come in? I don't think clones should vote. I don't think clones should vote either. Because you have to imagine they're going to vote for the same thing as the original person. Right. Are twins different than clones?

Yes. Okay, never mind. We're not that different. we haven't successfully cloned a human i've seen in sister sister that twins can have their own life and that makes them different but genetically they're clones i saw the three identical twins movie did i talk about this on this podcast already i don't think so where they uh this family they found like in new york some doctor like had there was three identical triplets and they split them up and they put one in like a poor person's house and one in a middle class

person's house and one in a rich person's house to just like see if they live differently. Are you listening? And then they were all deeply depressed and one killed themselves. Because they missed their twins. Because you can't do that to people. If you separate twins, they'll die. If you separate twins and don't tell them, they will

die. Their heart is broken in three. It's a sad movie. That's so sad, but yeah. Wow. I feel like if you separated me from my brothers and sisters I'd be a much happier child. It's because you're not twins. Yeah, you're not twins. You don't have the twin power. All right, next question.

Got to solve that. The president eats more than once and clogs the toilet in the White House. I didn't say that. Sam did. You don't have to put me in jail. What do you think? Who's Sam? This is a recent question.

This was from one year ago. Yeah, so it's still about Joe Biden. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He shits twice a day and clogs the toilet. What's the question? What do you think? I can't see Joe Biden clogging a toilet.

Clogging a toilet takes like a lot of vitality. Yeah, I feel like Trump would definitely. Trump could clog every single toilet in a 10 mile radius. I can't believe you guys are so political. I'm in the tank for this guy. My guy wouldn't clog the toilet. He's a good man. Yeah, that's the nicest thing I've said about Joe Biden.

He's got a narrow poop like a needle. Like a monkey tail. Like a monkey tail. That's so visual. Good God. Who is Sam? Do they need Uncle Sam? Sam said it.

I don't understand why you're so confused. Well, he didn't say that. Sam did. Don't put him in jail. So this is some sort of troll account. But also, it's still weird, though, because this is their version of a troll to be like, Sam did it, not me. Yeah.

Well, there is a good point there that the White House has an outdated plumbing system. and they haven't updated that house in hundreds of years. We need the British to burn it down again. They had a whole TV show about that with what's his name? Don't listen to me. What are you talking about?

Wasn't there like a White House Plumbers? Wasn't there like an HBO show recently? Really? Am I making this up? I don't think White House Plumbers was a show on HBO with Woody Harrelson in 2023. I mean, I don't think there are literally plumbers in this. I was making a dumb joke, but if no one's heard of it

That I sound truly dumb It's a Watergate thing They were Officials hired to stop leaks Yes I was trying to make a joke But then I sounded silly Because Joe Biden clogs the toilet

Twice a day That's what it's about It's about Woody Harrelson coming in With a fucking plunger Jeremy thinks Woody Harrelson the actor I didn't say that Sam said that let me be clear he goes to joe biden's house and is like there's nothing i could do mr president

i'm just an actor i don't know how to plunge my dad was a bank robber that's some more woody harrelson trivia which we try to fit in the show every week every week we do it hit the woody button i forgot that one was there okay um okay there's one answer here it says He shouldn't have been eating classified documents. His tastes are as odd as he is. Smallest victory. Oh, eating classified documents. I think this person thinks they're talking about Trump,

but I do think the question asker, who is a weird racist on the internet, is talking about Joe Biden. Yeah, absolutely. Well, they both have been hoarding classified documents, apparently. Yeah, but I feel like Trump was the one who everyone was mad about it for, right? Right, but I think if you watch Fox News,

you'd probably get news stories that Biden's doing it to. that's fair that's fair i i think if i haven't seen the media diet but yeah uh biden is the one who's like he's jizzing on the plans to attack iran or whatever and you're like on my plans i don't think i think genuinely if joe biden jizzed he would die at this point i think is that a challenge i will jerk off the president that's the one thing he hasn't said is like you know get mad at an interview and be like you want to suck me off because i won't die i'll love it i think he would literally die as soon as he comes he'd die my favorite thing about joe biden is how happy he looks when he looks at his wife yeah yeah dr joe biden yeah instead of them arguing

about their golf swing they're just like arguing about how far they can do a back shot how far Or they can do a back shot. Kamala, we need you. I see you've been hanging out with boys lately, Naomi. I've just been on the internet. Hey, fellas, now that the wives are gone, how far can you do one? All right, take out the measuring tapes. I'm getting them from downtown.

Yeah, we can do like horseshoes with calm. It's like magnets. You're like sucked pelvis first across the room. okay well i think the question really was what what who is sam but we didn't get to the bottom of that one unfortunately it was what do you think although the guy who asked this is named sam huh huh samuel alexander insider into chino so i don't i don't want to hear from him anymore he pisses me off they're putting him in prison apparently he's going to jail because of the question we won't be hearing any more from him because his satire was too confusing goodbye

yeah his bio is a true aryan a patriotic nationalist and he has a picture of himself doing like a soy face but he has a hitler mustache i kind of don't get what angle he's coming from and he's annoying me and i'm gonna find him and murder his character is soy hitler i think which i don't think is like really a thing these are the guys that didn't make it to January 6th. I was trying to stir shit up on the internet. Somebody on Twitter sent me the idea of Adolf Squidward before we started recording.

I think that's maybe a hotter take. Alex, is there supposed to be more questions than these? Yeah, dog. Did you pick political questions because you thought Anders was coming on the podcast? No, I thought you could do them too. That's okay. Hold on.

We'll figure it out. I'll just grab some more. These are great. These are more feats of coming. These are the cream of the core. We could do the historical ones first. Okay, we'll do two historical ones, and I'll grab the bar. This is the same sound, right?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Beautiful. If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door late one evening asking to borrow your triangle, would you oblige and perhaps even invite him in for something to eat? Would you? The triangle like the musical instrument. Yeah, the iron triangle.

The noise maker. There's no way to know. Yeah. I mean, of course, I would invite him in, show him what a phone was, tell him how our views on slavery have changed. We're against now. We don't like it anymore. We don't like it anymore. And yeah, he has a mixed legacy.

Right. I would let him know about that. Yeah. By the way, you may not want to go to all the houses. Just by the way, we actually kind of turned on you the last few years. Is he trick or treating? Like, what is he? He's going house to house.

Yeah, he's dressed as a ghost. He's a sex offender, so he has to. The government makes him. Poor Thomas Jefferson. He comes back as a ghost, and they're like, sorry, you're on the registry, pal. You got to tell everyone. Some of that shit you did was not cool.

And we're not talking about writing your own Bible. Tell everyone you're back from the dead and that you are a predator. Yeah, alert the neighbors. I think I'd invite him in to eat, though. So this is actually part of a series of questions that is on Quora. Yeah, like what would you do

if this person came back from the dead? Yeah, there's a lot of them on here. We have another one lined up, but I do want to hear the answer for the Thomas H. someone. Stephen Cooper says, I would most definitely invite this great American in for a bite to eat,

hoping with all honesty that could lead to conversations about his many contributions to the founding of this country that I love so much. Quit it now! This guy sounds so cool. He's a really cool Quora user.

yeah i love how like a whimsical question immediately leads people into their politics yeah what do you do you respect him or turn him away he said we could discuss his fondness for macaroni and cheese could send it up on the dumb waiter that he invented while we sat on an office swivel chair that he invented a brilliant man did he invent uh dumb waiters people fucking back then claimed all kinds of shit. The second the patent was invented, everyone just claimed like, oh, I thought of chairs. I was the first one to think of chairs.

I'm looking this up. Apparently he invented the swivel chair. Fucking bullshit. Some Chinese guy invented that. No fucking way. Did you say Thomas Jefferson was born in China? True patriots know. Third eye opening. Chinese Thomas Jefferson.

Good to know that Tom was big into... He had a big old desk. That's why he needed a swivel chair. This guy who wrote this, Stephen Cooper, his bio, the guy who wrote the swivel chair thing, lover of life and a quasi-philosopher, Professor Emeritus, advanced study, appreciation of XX chromosome.

No, chromosomal backsides. He's saying sexually that he's into women. but he did it in a way that sucks. I think he's saying they're butts. Yeah, they're backsides. Do you understand what Stephen Cooper is like now? I think Sam said this. I don't know what's going on.

No, don't bring Sam up. This is Stephen Cooper. He's an advanced study in Professor Emeritus, and he's the pre-shooter of XX chromosomal backsides. Yeah. So he's here for Thomas Jefferson trivia and ass. That's why he's on Quora. He's so cool.

what spaces is he in uh let me look uh the intellectual truth all right conservative corner all right everything republican no sex stuff though no no fun sex groups relationship advice sex he knows about sex and classic rock and roll all right he just said the letters sometimes you're on the page and it's like my two spaces are the conservative mind and cum shots 5 000 he's a big contributor he's a big contributor to it's okay to be white yes so he's talking a lot about um d d.e.i diversity wow what a professor emeritus uh i'm trying to see if he is um asking anything about women it doesn't seem that way i think it was just a cheeky joke to put in his bio because he's like i'm coming off a little dry here how do i tell them i'm fun he wrote he has

a question that says why uh what would you rather be doing than having sex i would like to see the answers and then he says with the current trend of no pubic hair on young ladies will pubic hair eventually evolve itself out? All right, that was a pretty good one. I'm glad we kept looking. I thought maybe there wasn't anything here. I was wrong. He's got some hits.

This is a good Korra. Is that like a top 10? We found some pretty nasty guys out here. I don't know. Yeah, I do not think he makes top 10, to be honest. Sorry, Stephen. Sorry, let me read more answers. You're nothing compared to the guy

who jumps in pools with his clothes on. I feel like what would you feed him and have to be like Burger King or something or be like, yeah, French food. Like, everybody eats this now. Everyone eats escargot, Thomas. I'm like, phuh. And he's like, no.

Given that Thomas Jefferson lived in the 18th and 19th centuries and is no longer alive, it would be quite an extraordinary event for him to appear at my door. Yeah, we know. Shut up. That's what the question is. Do you love it or not? That's so bad.

I hate this person with all my heart. Oh, my God, yeah. Who's here to fact check the whimsy? Don't you get me in trouble with him. I wrote shut the fuck up. You can't just do that on Quora. I just did. We're going to get banned from Quora.

We should change your name on here eventually. What do you think we should change Alex's name to on Quora? And the picture is of my face. All right, all right, all right, fine. But what's a good name to give Alex on this website? What about Alberto Mysterio? Okay, perfect. I thought of that just now.

That's off the dome. Alex's new name on Quora is Alberto Mysterio. Thank you. All right. And also, we need a new picture, too, that's of Mysterio from Spider-Man. Okay, we'll do that later, though. Okay, we do not have time for that. We're actually podcasting.

Could we please pull up the next question? I would like to continue the discussion. Okay, now this is a very different question. This is still history-based. If Fidel Castro appeared at your door late one night and told you he was hungry, What would you make for him to eat? The first thing I'd do is I'd ask if he wants to play my triangle. It's waiting for guests.

And then a lot of people, by the way, are doing the same thing on the other question where they're like, he's dead. How would he come to your door? Fidel Castro, he invented the bed frame. He invented the bed frame just so he could break it, baby. Yeah, he invented like... Because he's a sex guy. Like sporks. They're like forks, but also spoons.

I bet a lot of those answers are like, hunger? He must know something about that, having starved the Cubans. I would guarantee there's something like that. Now I've just become a Cora person. Actually, every single answer is about the fact that

he is dead. They're all just like, he's not alive, so I can't do that. Well, there are some that are like, and he's a bastard. Yes, this guy Silvio says he's dead and is in hell, but if he did show up at my door, I would make sure he was dead. I would execute him for a crime against humanity including murder of one of my own family members oh damn gusano posting uh silvio he has a google alert set for when fito castro is brought up in any kind of whimsical way so he can

remind people that his great-grandfather was assassinated by him he he his quirk bio says that he studied at the school of hard knocks which i imagine was the um this is his only option after Castro in exile that's very funny sorry to you Silvio I'm sorry to you Silvio Fidel got your ass

yeah El Mal give him some money and tell him to buy himself some food from the restaurant across the street that's a normal answer it's simply to say my house is not a restaurant why are people so much more angry about this one than the Thomas Jefferson

one like i get that more recent political people don't like him as much but like nobody is even like entertaining it i guess uh they just don't feel confident in their ability as chefs yeah or they're just not creative enough to tell a little story i do really like the format of a dead figure comes to your house and asks for x yeah yeah why are they so hungry yeah they've been dead for a while they're like the shades in greek drama they crave life yeah whether that's through the triangle or some tasty food to eat and if you run into them in hades too they'll help fight the bad guys wow that's some good hate did you like did you like that hades reference naomi did you love that what's your favorite american rpg

there's an answer here that says fidel castro is dead if he was at my door he would probably be a zombie looking for brains to eat i am 71 years old i desperately need whatever brains i have left i would not let him in all right and he was in he marched he marched against the vietnam war iraq war and trump and trump that's a lot of marching richard nathan we salute you you're a soldier for freedom but he wouldn't give castro a snack oh he's afraid of the him stealing his brains get somebody else's brain barbecue it up this man is 71 um his bio is i guess i'm just an old hippie i wanted to work in the creative end of the entertainment industry but i couldn't make it i was in two awful films which i was never paid an awful horror film called meat eater and

an awful soft core sex film called Deep Jaws. So we're still getting IMDB credits here. Apparently he writes comedy sketches and plays and full length Shakespeare parodies. I would love to. This is our future. Yeah, no, for real. For fucking real. I'm reading this and just grimacing.

My name is Alex Patek. I was in three podcasts that were awful. I'm Alberto Mysterio. I want to read his sketches. Sketches are meant to be performed he has um a space called scene from my plays we could find them but i don't i don't think

we should read them i don't think we should read them they are long like do you want to be flavius or carpenter alex we are not reading the play how do we engage naomi in this two-person play she can't see the screen um okay there's a flaw in the system let me find another question Okay. Hit the Quora MD button, Alex. All right. We found some more feats of cunning questions for you, Naomi. And this is our medical section, Quora MD.

Quora MD. Now, these are questions from in the hospital where you've sent some of our listeners from just appearing on the podcast. After they watched the special. Yeah. in the ambulance they watched your special and they really liked it on the tv like it's a bus they were watching it and the the laughs they were getting in there kept them alive all the way to the emergency room where they are now you can't ask for more as a comedian that's great as long as they're not children and none of them are children as well now speaking of children this

is in a space called oh no this is in a space called boys ask men parentheses bam a place to ask stuff you'd like to ask a dad very relevant remember what the space is now the question the question is i want to eat my cum i tired so many time but at the last moment i chickened out it always happens when i try to eat my cum directly from my dick to my mouth period i feel so disgusted after cum drops in my mouth. And these are questions you'd ask a dad. Yeah.

I see why these people are raised by Quora. I mean, so he can put his dick in his mouth, so that means he's like hyper-flexible? I tired so many times. But I chickened out.

So he can do it. He can get his dick into his mouth, or maybe he's just shooting it. He's got the system down, but he's too much of a coward to finish the job. Wow. These cowardly core users. But it sounds like he tried it. He did try it.

It dribbled in his mouth. But he feels disgusted. But he hasn't had like a full serving. He's like, I would like to really feel the amino acids be absorbed by my body. He's starving. He's doing this for hunger reasons. He's like in the woods. I do like that this.

He's like a sexual Bear Grylls. This was accepted by the moderator of the sub, so it must all be questions like this. It's just, like, misleadingly titled. Oh, we're going to go into the group after this. I am afraid to. I am afraid to go into the group. That's too bad.

I'm glad I'm answering questions a father should answer. Alex, would you say that you're chickening out? Yes, I'm chickening out. I'm tired of it. I tired so many times, but at the last moment, I chickened out. Also, what you'll notice about this question is there is no question in it, so you have to kind of extrapolate one. I think the question for this person is,

why are they trying to eat their own cum if they find it disgusting? I think, or just, how do I not chicken out? Or, no, I think it's more sympathetic than you think. He's trying to think, like, how do women do it? Like, if I can't even do it, how can I ask a girl to swallow? Right, right. And the beginning they cut out is, as an ally. I do think that all men should suck their own dick before asking a woman to do it.

Exactly. You know what you're asking. Okay. You should know how it tastes. Tips for men! Eat your own cum before you make someone else eat it. I guess try it first. It's like cooking.

You know, you're not going to just do a new recipe for someone. You're like, I need to add salt. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You go, Italian chef. After eating your own cum. Now, are the answers in this supportive? Can we read them without crossing a line?

Former father, Robert Eckenrode, says, there is nothing wrong or disgusting with eating your own semen. Many guys do it, myself included. Like all forms of sex. This is a father. Like all forms of sex, this is a personal choice. Some guys like it, some do not. If you keep trying, you'll be able to do this without any problems.

When I first started giving oral sex to guys, I did not like to have them come in my mouth. After a while, I started looking forward to eating their cum. I guess you could say it's an acquired taste, like lobster. Take care, guten tag. Practice, practice, practice,

and take a load. Yeah, take a load off as you try to take a load. Because it's going to take a while. Because it's going to take a while. One guy just says, same here. Honestly, it's me for real. yeah there's hundreds of guys out there who are just trying to swallow their own cum yeah it is interesting how everybody answers this differently because there is no question in it

yeah it's kind of about whatever you want it to be about um this guy andrew says so as you're building towards orgasm your body takes over your mind begins to ignore things the ticking clock the weather your surroundings in general and so you're and so your inhibitions your yuck this isn't right feeling becomes okay this is going to be good i really want to taste my cum then you come your mind is all a whiz with all these fantastic feelings but as soon as they start to subside the yuck feelings start to come in again the icky don't touch your penis your wee your poo that your parents have always told you this starts coming in so you manage to get some drops into your mouth and then argh no it no longer tastes nice argh i teach about the taste it is one of my jobs and

and your tongue itself cannot taste anything, nothing at all. It is all in the mind. If you can conquer the mind, you will conquer the taste, but it will be tricky. The guy that responded suggesting edging might be your solution. What is his job? He is like a Jedi for getting guys to suck their own cock. I'm paid by the Jedi Council.

The emperor is in contact with us. This guy is a chef and a teacher. Okay. Andrew. He's 52. Cool. He lives in Norway. He's got three children.

He knows about masturbation and learning English. Hey, me too. Cool. Good for you, Andrew. Thanks for writing in. Yeah, he's a real dad. Yeah. I'm going to answer this question.

He does have three kids. Yeah, I do like the supportive nature of the comment section here. Yeah, it's a good group. Nobody's being mean about it. The boys ask men. Boys ask men. I do have to go find more questions in boys ask men. I'm sorry.

What's in boys ask men? How do I grow more hair? It seemed that I barely grown hair on my legs or pits. I'm 15. See, that's a normal boy's ass man question. What kind of underwear is best for hiding your bulge?

Sorry. I'm glad I'm here to answer these questions. No, that's why we brought you here. How do you grow hair on your armpits? A lot of these are sex related in a way that I don't feel

like I should be reading. No, I don't think we should read that. That would be a line for us. You have to imagine a lot of these are people or just pedophiles pretending. I hope they're pretending.

I like this one. This guy says, is being uncut really that bad? I've heard so many bad things about it. I haven't heard anything bad about it. We did do that Corators Plus about the guy who stretched his foreskin to like 18 inches, but that's something he did. It wasn't like something that was set up that way. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but there's all those infections you can get if you don't clean it. If you don't clean it. You got to clean it. That's true of anywhere on your body, really. Sure. It's like you're more susceptible to infection. So I guess in that way, it's bad. It's harder to eat your gum.

But what do daddies think? Yeah. I want to know what the Cora dads think. James says, it's certainly not bad. You only have to look online to find many circumcised people who wish they were not, but also almost no uncut people wanting to be circumcised. I am one of those uncut people. I have never found it to be any kind of problem,

and I believe it is draconian to remove a part of a child's body without their informed consent. And upvote for you, sir. What a badge of honor. I am an uncut man. There are so many of us. I'm an uncut woman. Oh, yeah, there you go.

I come to your village looking for uncut men. I'm an uncut gem. Cool. Thanks for that, boys ask men. I guess what I like about the boys ask men space is that it's a 50-50 split between general advice and like uh sexual questions and then the other half is like pure smut written by people cosplaying um i i followed the group for us so that if we want to uh thank you see more in there

eventually we can that will affect the emails i get um okay let's read another question okay this one's a bit much we've been waiting on this one for a while and um i i'm genuinely curious about it okay this question is has anyone ever had a sissygasm what is a sissygasm i don't know i couldn't tell you but i'm dying to find out i i don't know that we could um i know what it sounds like so when we say we have been waiting on this one for a while alex has been putting it on every question every episode and i've been like i don't want to talk about i wanted to ask david cross this one and now i guess we alex accidentally deleted a bunch of questions and He's like, we have to do the sissy one now.

I wanted to find out what a sissygasm is. In my learned experience, it would probably sound something like, oh, no. Yeah, like something like that. Yeah, something real quick. Like when you throw someone a football and they drop it. All right, I'm just going to tell you that this. Sexually. I'll read some of these, but it's going to be porn.

Okay. You're really messing with your YouTube algorithm, my friends. This will be porn. I'm going to read you erotically. Is there any that aren't that, that are just informational for people looking to learn? I'll look. I'll look. Okay.

I want to know. Because I'm sure someone somewhere has had a sissygasm. There's a great wide world. Nah, dude. These are all. They're all good. They're all different, which I think is beautiful. There are other questions about it.

I'll read the beginnings of some. I feel like a sissygasm, it's like when you dance a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when someone walks in on the room on your private dance and you go, get out of here! You know what? I'll read a few of them. I'll read a few of them.

That way we know we can kind of try to triangulate what it is. So just the beginnings of these. One of them says, I had an orgasm while orally pleasing a person I met in the park. We were behind some trees. Okay. Another person says, oh, yes, as a bored male, I know our G-spot is in our anus, and you're damn right,

I love being long, fat, cocked, and those fists, too, and me. all right so one person says i have happened four years ago with my finger all right yeah so it's just they're all just if you having gay sex is a sissy gasm but it says that older black man was looking up my skirt i started flirting with him we ended up making out i could feel him throbbing against me and he was huge with two exclamation points all right i get it i get i get it i didn't know there was such a horny side of cora one person says my owner is a trans mistress Okay. So it's, I guess I'm more confused

of what we came in as to what it is. One person says, I had my first one being ganged my first time at a bathroom steam house. It blew my mind. Wow. We still don't know what it is. Nope.

One person says, and this is for Alex, not exactly sure what you mean by sissygasm. Thank you. I've had an orgasm being anally penetrated with my wife's strap on. Sure. We call it an assgasm.

Assgasm. Yeah, not a sissygasm. In my house, it's an assgasm. Yeah. In Jeremy's house, I make the rules. That's true. It's the difference between our houses. To be clear, all of these are very long answers.

I'm just reading the game. We've done enough. Yes, many times. Yes, OMG. The one that this time happened when I was in full lingerie. Haven't had one yet, but I hope soon. I'm no closer to knowing what it is. One person says, yes, I locked myself in chastity.

I had done it prior to that, but chastity changed it all. Oh. Well, too many of us have been locked away in chastity. when we have love dying to get out? One person says, I have had orgasm while locked in cage. Oh, that's written by Borat Sister. One of these has a very blurred photo.

I'm not going to click on it. Don't click it. Do not click it. I think that's enough of those answers. I think I'm totally done with it, and I thank you for reading it, and I have had it on the dock for a while. Let's do another question.

Fine. Is it good for plants to inhale farts? Plants? plants plants to inhale you have carbon dioxide dioxide in your farts i would imagine so right along with methane can't be bad so farts are just what is a fart a fart is like gases your body is releasing that it can't like keep inside right so like there was once this pseudoscience thing right where people did a study where they found that if you whisper like nice messages to a plant that they actually grow better and they did it by like testing like one plant they didn't talk to

and the other point they just whispered like you're doing great today mr sweet and they found that it actually worked it made the plants grow more but then people like very quickly were like you're just breathing co2 onto this plant so that's why it's actually you could say anything you want to if you breathe onto it yeah and also maybe the moisture yeah of your um the humidity you've been down to your plant and you're like have you ever had a sissy gas uh and the plant's like what the fuck is that yeah but i hope to uh in my house we call it an assgasm all that to say i do think that farting on it probably would help i don't think so okay uh i don't think that's what's in farts i think like all right so the plant consumes carbon

dioxide and makes air and it makes air well it does i'm sorry if that triggers you and your liberal worldview but plants are making air everywhere and uh i don't i think a fart has other stuff in it and it's just probably not very good for plant sometimes you fart so bad it kills the plant outright from what i've seen in cartoons here yeah i say yes alex says no emphatic no uh yeah i would say yes it's it's probably the same amount of attention that you're giving to them when you're talking to the plant and uh i really think that this research needs to be done i think out and you could definitely get my boyfriend in on this study is this in which way plant wise or farm what is his angle on this can definitely help with the input i see well let me ask my

good friend dr evil what he thinks how about new oh interesting so we're back he is a doctor and he's a doctor doctor yeah okay we should defer to him oh so that we have doctors commenting on the post so we may have actually learned something for once in our fucking lives yeah this guy says haha i'd love to know the story behind this question but seriously apart from the fact that plants don't inhale anything it might actually have a good effect for them i say this because around 75 of our intestinal gas is made up of hydrogen methane and carbon dioxide you don't need to be a plant biologist to know that carbon dioxide is an important reactant in photosynthesis what about the other 25 of our intestinal gas well there are traces of less desirable compounds

like hydrogen sulfide, but they are more harming to the individual sending them free than the plants, especially in such small amounts. So this guy says yes. So it was 75% carbon dioxide? Do you feel owned?

I'm owned and I'm triggered as well. Wow. They're going to send you to jail with Sam. That was his episode, right? I think it was. I hate Sam. Sam is my least favorite Quora user we've ever found.

Now one thing that really pisses me off, there's an AI here that answers the thing and it's basically the exact same thing as what this other guy said so the ai is fully just taking answers from this quora taking credit for repurposing this oh there's a lot of ai answers yeah it's a new thing that quora is trying to do no they're taking away our podcast they're like execs at quora are also big ai people they hate us they want us dead yeah it is funny that uh you know google paid for all to like scrape all these reddit answers and that's how you got like the glue on pizza yeah google answer

yeah and uh they were like nah we don't need quora the only people who like the ai responses are other ai people it's got to be like a one percent approval rating on the ai initiatives across the search engine i don't know i did walk when andrews was trying to figure out the roadcaster i walked in and he was like google said to do this and i looked at i'm like that's the A.I. suggestion. The blind leading the blind. Anders. I'm setting up the road faster.

One day Anders will do the show. We'll see him. I've asked him a few times. Yeah, he'll really answer whether or not these plants are going to grow. We'll give him the same playlist as you to keep it fair.

The exact same question. We're going to do the sissygasm thing again. I'm going to have my head in my hands. He's got a great answer on the cum-eating one. Oh, man. Anders is kind of a father.

Yeah. Yeah, he's podcast daddy. Well, that's the answer for that one. The answer is just yes. Yes. Alex is wrong, it says. This was from Courtney Gale Benton. It doesn't say that.

Let me find one more, Cora. All of her questions are about poop. Gross. And then she has one that's like, what's the color of sweet and precious love? Huh. What's the color? Brown.

Got to go with green. But they're both poop, though. We're both talking about poop. You don't want to do this one? oh i didn't see we had another medical question all right great is it about cum no it is not about cum it doesn't really play into our theme of cunning feats but i that is my fault for not having our questions ready for you here's a cunning feat for you i felt a soft pop in my chest did my heart explode oh hmm heartburn i think this guy's heart exploded if you feel like i've had

please jeremy i've had pretty bad heartburn before and it does feel like you're having heart attack symptoms so it's probably heartburn it's the sweet pop of heartburn that's how you know it's fresh you felt like a full chicken go back out of your stomach up into your throat and that's what the pop is and you're just fine and you gotta sit down and also you gotta drink less coffee i think the guy's heart exploded and he's dead if you feel a pop you maybe gotta go to the hospital pops are for the hospital it when you die the first thing you can do is write a quora question about it yeah but i i think if if you're not experiencing any pain like you're probably fine your body's all you know you got all those all those gases

in them yeah they're they're constantly popping and locking also i don't i don't know if this i don't know if this happens to other people but like do you ever feel like strong pains in a part of your body and you're like what is this like your foot will hurt really bad and then it's like oh it's nothing yeah this was just entirely my brain and there's nothing wrong with my foot i've had that yeah what is that did my heart explode your foot i that's what i'm assuming i think you're right alex i think you're 100 right this is the bravest thing you've ever said on this show i don't know if it's medically explainable it may come down to the very soul itself

it's because of a sin you did that's what it is it's because of the way you've treated others Now, I would like to hear the medical answers on the response, please. Okay. Someone says, no, your heart didn't explode. Good. It's probably just air in your chest. That happens to me all the time, and it hurts for a second, and it's gone. It's probably a burp.

I don't know if it should happen all the time. Should your chest pop all the time? Someone says it might be a heart attack, or it could just be a muscle. Yeah, you got it, dog. You're fine. Heart attack or muscle. It's one of those two. uh this guy says yes your heart exploded and are you and you are still alive to ask this question

on the internet come on use your brain no your fucking heart didn't explode i was probably people get really mad yeah this guy's a paramedic yeah um he says this is normal and i think you're gonna make it well the thing is as a paramedic he sees people's heart explode all the time at work so it's kind of like stealing and he's like they're never on quora yeah i think i'd know if your heart exploded i'd be at your house i'd be picking up the pieces of your body i'd be telling your wife about how you couldn't post on quora anymore this guy says yes you are dead get a grip uh all right you want to do one more question we'll call it i would like one more question if that's all right uh what would you want to do oh uh i would like to return to bog city please

So this is in the Quilosophy segment Our philosophy segment No Same color Please ignore our tips for them Nice We walked up all these steps

There's a man with a beard That's Alex People hated my beard Didn't your brother tell you to get rid of it or something? My brother didn't like it my friends didn't like it my beard was rejected across cultures wife thumbs up or thumbs down she was supportive in that we were hoping like eventually it would work out because i have this big spot on my face that can't grow any hair and so like we were like maybe you'll you know cover

that part but it like didn't it just kept getting longer and longer with a big like jagged pale spot that looks crazy if you want to know about that watch uh clips from the first season of it's all over that thing here's a question what's it best to live in a bog city or in a little town a bog city or a little town so like a marsh yeah like a city by a marsh like i guess like tampa or something yeah okay well i'm picturing like uh i don't know coruscant and star wars you know in maine yeah in maine a bog city or what a little town a little A little town. A bog city.

Hey, I'd like to live there. Oh, a freaking bog city. That's like Venice. Yeah. Yeah, a place half submerged, but has a lot of metro amenities. I feel like a bog city. I feel like, yeah, it's going to have a mosquito problem. This is kind of an age-old question.

Bog city versus little town. If I was, I don't know, sometimes I'm in the park and there's too many mosquitoes, and I say out loud, what is this bog city? Where do you find this question, Alex? I don't know. So I'm realizing it is probably just big city,

they meant to say. Yeah. It took me this long to figure that out, but I do really like bog city. Yeah. I think I want to live in bog city. It sounds like it has more character than a little town.

Also, I need the attention of a thriving art scene. um there's an answer here that says what is bog city never heard of it living in a little town in the country is certainly very much preferable cover to living in any city believe me i've been there flawless victory bog lovers destroyed maybe if you're like a frog maybe if you're a fucking frog you'd like it bog city otherwise go to a suburb of atlanta is this the asker of the question the question it's really nothing special it's a lot of questions about like the various wars if ghost spirits exist how do they survive if ghost spirits exist ghosts slash spirits they exist how did they survive that yeah that's a good

question i always thought about that like are they they're just knocking on your door trying to get a free lunch yeah they're looking for macaroni and cheese constantly one stranger at a time another one of his questions was does north korea recognize the taliban so this guy's like go to site for just random information is Quora. Quora is like if you had to wait for Google. It's like you Google something and then in a few days

you might get an answer and usually they're just like, I don't know. I don't know how you would do this but for some reason he's been banned from using Google and he's like, I have a better option. It's like writing a letter to Google. That's what Quora is. I'm realizing now. Yeah, it's pretty much the song Stan

but for information about ghosts do you think that ghost thomas jefferson's friends with ghost fidel castro oh yeah i think it's one big club and you're not in it pal oh no they're just smoking cigars look into ghosts look into spirits look into the illuminati of thomas jefferson ghosts all right that's enough of this podcast yeah that's i i feel like i've learned too much today let's go let's go to the theme song here naomi thank you so much for coming on thank you for having me this was great it's been a thrill where can our listeners find you at home and abroad uh i'm at naomi caravani on all platforms and yeah watch my special firecracker on youtube this thing's a firecracker uh yeah if

you want more of our show we have a live show on august 24th at caveat lounge and bar you're gonna love it we have the description for that in the um we have the link for that in the description of this episode, excuse me. And it's going to be a good time. Jeremy will even be there. I'll be there, hopefully. So that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm free.

If you would like, as long as he's free, Jeremy will be there. Otherwise, it'll be just you and Will Miniker. It will be. And I'm going to do a coordinated dance with someone. Don't say that. Cut that. We're going to cut that out

because we don't want to commit for sure to the coordinated dance. I don't feel to know about it. I think I might really lean into it. if you want more of our show every thursday we have bonus episodes we go on other websites facebook.com reddit.com tiktok.com new york post for several weeks in a row uh you're gonna want to check that out it's patreon.com slash core raiders we survive thanks to listeners like you and in the meantime uh we'll see you next week oh wait we never asked

a question what's the question you want to ask quora what's the question you want to ask quora Oh, good question. Who's a celebrity that could come to your door who's dead? No, that's nothing. No? Which celebrity ghost would you most want to come to your door? No, no, no. I'm saying let's think of one.

Oh, okay. Like who is a celebrity that we would want to ask about coming to someone's door? What if Genghis Khan? Julia Child. Sure. Oh. Yeah. What would you cook her?

okay so julia child comes to your door what would you cook her asking for food what would you cook her asking for food to judge there you go to judge be clear it's to judge the food all right we remembered the question so that's it for the show now now we're really done we're done we'll see you next week bye as always alex's real name is alberto mysterio Vaya con Dios!