Quorators - FIRED FOR TRUTH

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do Eagle Scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason? Is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it? What is truth?  My boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times and my mum found out and had to clean the drain. He lives with us. Should I break up with him? He is not a bad person. ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

All right, we are recording. All right. Here we are. Back again. Cat just off camera. Do you feel good about this? It's season three. It's season three, isn't it?

Wow. Let's slam that button. Welcome back to Quarators Season 3, Fired for Truth. We were fired for truth. For saying the things everyone knows. I'm your host, Alex, and this is Jeremy. I am Jeremy. This is the Quarators Podcast. We read Quora every week.

A bit of a... a few announcements up top. A few announcements up top. first of all it's season three isn't that exciting welcome i'm on my couch again i was here earlier and i didn't leave to get here now um should we get into what happened over at cracked sure we were fired for truth i think for saying too many facts yes and although this is a Cracked is somewhat of a household name for being home of the fact. And home of the firing.

That may be somewhat of a misnomer because when we state so many facts, we are actually asked to leave. They said no more facts. Also, Alex clogged the toilet that one time. That was not brought up again, ever again. It seems like everyone thought it was funny when it happened, but also, you can't do something like that

and get away with it not joe biden's america you just you can't say as many facts as we said on the podcast and expect not to get fired like that's just the truth that's the truth um also needless to say for defending palestine sure which we have always done um let's just say that's what it was so uh yeah i guess uh to be direct with you the listener there we're working harder than ever to make core raiders the greatest show ever made along the lines of the wire um breaking bad that's right season three of core raiders is going to change the genre of podcasts where you read comments on the internet and we're doing our part for it yeah we are both taking a significant income loss at this time that's right so if you are a fan of the show or regular listener and you

have some extra money to chip in we would appreciate it if you are able to do that if not feel free to tell a friend or leave an apple review which jeremy reads and i do read them is kind of an act of kindness to him they wore my heart also to be clear when we say uh to support the show we mean on patreon where we have so many great bonus episodes on patreon.com slash quarators i'll see you get something for it so that's it's the hitler episode uh-huh we have comraders everyone's do people like comraders we have the episode where we read a guy's description of what it's like to have a micro penis for like 30 minutes that's true that's a different episode than comraders there's the one where the guy talks about how much he misses his dead wife

even more than he you have cyber security there's one where we read the bible for 30 minutes we do read the bible which actually has a lot of interesting stuff in it so there's it's there great episodes back there. You're doing yourself a favor. Again, if you don't have any extra cash right now, really just bring up Quarators up and around the office at church. Tell them about

Comraders. They might like it. I thought it was gross, but that's how the internet is, and we're doing important journalism. So anything you can do to help the show, please do. We will be adding... This is the big change for Season 3, is we're doing more Quaration.

Yeah, we're Quarating even harder. We're going to try to guide the episodes as we go, and we're taking an effort to attract new audience members. So going around on YouTube, I noticed that popular channels often have one segment we've been leaving behind, and that is the new Quarriors segment, Tips for Men. Tips for Men! Men are so lost. I had not heard that before I did not know that there was going to be a tips for men reveal You like that?

That's really good You like that? I love that the quarter season three We just become Jordan Peterson It worked for him He was in a coma for like six months But before that things were going really well Our newest segment

We only eat meat Tips for men The real thing I like about Tips for Men is you can just slam it. It's three seconds long. It's good. It's good stuff. I did reach out to Brynn Nieboer to make us a song. I gave her 16 hours.

Is that the song she made? No. Understandably, she did not complete my request in time. Also, no heads up in advance. I was just like, want to make me a song? I'm thinking a Tips for Men song. You want to make me a song? I did it.

um also gotta say real quick on in regards to the announcements of season three tips for our listeners i feel like um we said at the beginning we moved to crack that um we're gonna have bigger guests because we're on cracked and cracked did follow through i have no ill will kyle canane was a great guest on the podcast and we felt great about it i get to turn third chair but every time every time we have any guests i feel like people are like wow cracked got you guys juniper it's like all right well every other guest we just knew jeremy works some magic yeah okay he pulled holy shit we you guys got jango gold we could pull murder brian we have that kind of sway as i expect that same level of guest if it's an if it's a you want comedians in new york and

internet people we'll still get those we still have the internet until a terrible war breaks now uh speaking of sway if you'd like to increase your sway and you're a hopeless young man we have some tips for you maybe i am uh we're going to be doing one of these every week until we change the state of men um for the beginning of season three this is a important one to start with you gotta wear a suit did you know any suit guys growing up because i there was a guy in my college who was like a suit guy wore a suit every day i only met suit men as an adult but they were all comedians so it was okay still powerful sure it's not like someone who was forced to wear one when you say comedians you mean like they're only wearing it on stage or every day oh i meant on

stage because i'm talking about like i knew this guy and our tip to be clear is to wear one every day yeah this guy wore it every day like and then he'd have like a little hat sometimes and he'd go to classes in a suit and people be like that's that suit guy and jeremy how powerful was he uh he's now the president yeah it's his name is joe his name is joe biden so needless to say a suit can change the way people view you and can change how you view the pieces of your suit i went to college with joe biden to be clear yeah his name was skinny bone at the time and he did a lot of skinny bone we're gonna go to math class we got math class and your joe biden impression he said hey jeremy it's me skinny bone it's me skinny bone as a as a young man he still had alzheimer's

my impression of joe biden is he's always like kind of out of breath he just jogged over holy shit where's corn pop good lord air force one has a lot of stairs you gotta pick a nickname jeremy You can't just be Jeremy You gotta be like Tiger Tooth I know too many Jeremy's It's a really chewy school I say it, I'm allowed to say it It's 2012

I got my card, they gave me that card The card says I can say it's a chewy school He was also the vice president at this time That's true, he went back You're never too old to go back to school I was saving that one for another week He was like, go bureaucrats um no i i met eric bergstrom as an adult a lot of suits he's a comedian who wore suits

okay shows a whole genre of guys who cares there's no reason to pull that up i believe you lived at jake's house for a little bit anyway uh so look forward to more tips for men uh tell your friends who are lonely yeah there's wear a suit okay cool we're not gonna blow them all at once i don't have that okay no i agree one at a time please do you have to have multiple suits or just get one get one wear it every day you should get one and wear it every day this is kind of a calling card uh in terms of male fertility now um a bit of a fit check for the listeners at home we could not find a place to put the quarators flag that's right i'm currently wearing it as a cape we own it though just to be clear i feel like people were like that's our flag the flag

they can't take that away from us the quarators corporation owns the flag we will raise it on a pole with a group of men one day in the middle of a battle, but until then we have it around Alex's body. And how will you know there are men? By their uniform. Of a three-piece suit. Now we

got a great episode for you today. The episodes are going to have themes from now on. Season 3, Episode 1, the theme is... Tips for Men! Tips for Men! Tips for Men is not a theme, it is a segment we're

doing the theme is fired for truth something that we can relate to we could all relate to this now folks have you ever been fired for the truth it's like dora we like wait for them to respond have you been fired for truth quora there's like a backpack just looking at you as you listen to the podcast Quora the Exquora. That's right. We're all Exquorers today as we explore Quora. That's correct.

Something I found while trying to curate on a theme is that the Quora search bar is all but useless. It does not direct you to anywhere you've got to go. It takes a long, concentrated effort to kind of come out on the other end of these. But I found a bunch of questions that if they're not directly related to being fired for truth, related to being fired or something equivalent to a firing in its um line of work so um within the fired for truth theme we are starting with our first segment and this is a viewer favorite we're starting with the quirk place i always forget that that's the gun yeah because of all the violence that happens there the violence of the american work that's right not just like

shootings but shootings but also just a capitalist system oh yeah just the inherent depression we're going there this is a slavery yeah we're doing we're a leftist podcast for men um and we want you to post our patreon numbers if we say we're a leftist podcast for men good for you also we've been noticing more women keep it up keep it up women no tips for you you're doing great you guys don't need any advice you woke up like this the tips for bad though they are not doing well um now i did i i brushed past last time on coordinators okay but uh should we do that first and then do oh the quark place that's right it's season three we have a bad quora from fumbling the bag here yes please no one would care that's not true there would be

riots there's no answers the question is why isn't newling sign okay i would like to let me take a moment of uh uh uh cultural criticism here the question is why isn't there a new lang syne is it is it i'm looking at it and i understand why no one answered what we put on there cora says this question may need editing shut up cora i was fired when i wrote that you gotta get a fired for truth they made me do push-ups and then people critiqued them for me using my thumbs that's right i didn't know you weren't allowed to do that oh like oh like all of the power comes from your thumbs their fist push-ups still it's i feel like i have extra i have assassin's fingers that's right they're kind of like long and they have torque and so

um i guess her hand i can't my hands look like this so yours can look like this to do push-ups and listen to it while you're at work um but uh yeah i guess uh fist push-ups it's frowned upon if you use thumbs. So good to know in the future I'll keep that in mind next time I'm having a dark day. Back to the quirk place. We'll come up with a better one at the end of this episode.

It's season three and it's sort of a new beginning. It really is. And we've got tips for men this year. Season three, a new beginning. It's a new year. We've been fired for truth. Oh, the name of this YouTube playlist is definitely season three, a new beginning. Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Season three. Will the coordinators be able to give advice to men? I think we will. I think we will. Okay, this first question. I want to get fired. How do I go about it? That's a great way to start.

Bring a gun to the office. So how did we do it? How did we do it? Well, okay, this is a great way to get fired from your job. Say too many truths that people are scared of. Yeah. Yeah, bring up Hitler a lot. That's a good one.

That's pretty much good in any field. Shout about Hitler while people are working 10, 15 feet away from you. Especially if you're in a room with a door that doesn't close and they just put a chair on the outside of it to kind of keep it near closed. Say hi to none of these people when you walk in. But go and steal their snacks every day. Go, I can't believe they're giving me snacks. also have a few complaints lodged that you're not cleaning the cups that you're taking out for coffee even though you're having three to four beverages every time you go in the place make

no money for the company that's pretty important but try to have a negative uh income for them yeah try to take them down a peg uh that's all good and then when you are asked to leave pretty nicely because of the fact that you make no money and uh maybe there's negative comments on all of the things you make that have bled over into their other work blame them i yeah do blame them do blame them and and maybe their politics and their politics and uh i've personally found that true for my you know personal story correct however i think we need to go outside of ourselves as well i think of other ways to get fired have you been fired from a job before yes like every single one so how did you get fired um i had a job walking dogs where i was fired for getting

too real with the trainer another one yeah fired for truths again it's you know what actually as they're going over them they're mostly fired for truths they're by the book firing after firing for truth but yeah i had this whole thing when i was like 23 and i was trying to get this dog walking gig so i could do stand-up sure where the guy was like training me and i was like how do you feel about eating meat because i feel like if i had to kill animals i could and i would it's just like it's not legal when you do it you were just doing quarries before there was a bike there was no one listening i could fight a bear hey what do you think would win or the easter bunny i think i could kill master chief for his meat i'm just kind of weird about it morally

why do people not like hitler so i i don't think that wasn't the angle of the hitler episode by the way gotta check that that was one of the questions it was one of the questions why do people not like this guy um and maybe more on that in the future no no spoiler too uh and then i was fired from a moving company uh quote unquote because i was talking too much in the truck so that was uh within the same six months period yeah i mean similar to fired for truths because of the uh talking yeah but it's a talking producer waffles is here the cat's back our our old producer is back he's very upset that we did fire him and then bring him back and you know what when we fired him it was

because he was meowing off too much um a bit of behind the scenes for waffles today as we were setting up he um ate a bunch of food and then ran back and forth really fast and threw it up so he is safely out of food and will not be throwing up during the course of the podcast which is something you want to get out of the way if you can that's a bit of a bit of shop talk there all right so i think we've got a lot of answers for how to get fired what does quora say anonymous says i once asked my manager to be laid off i was unhappy at my job i had been for most of the time there and after a year i didn't want to take it anymore my manager had set up quarterly one-on-ones with every employee he managed it was a big corporation and i hardly had any interaction

with him at my one-on-one as soon as he asked me how i was doing i begun my speech that i am summarizing here not good it's nobody's fault but i am unhappy here i'm just not a good fit i have tried very hard to adapt but i have exhausted all my energy and i know now that i need to find another job i don't know how long it will take me to find one but i'm starting immediately okay so your your method was to ask to be fired yeah that doesn't really work from what i saw in the comments a lot of them were to ask to be fired which has not been my personal experience of not wanting to be fired that is called quitting yeah that's a purpose firing is a quit yeah i understand that they're asking to be laid off so they can like collect unemployment or

whatever right but um that is a version that's acquitting you're not firing is when you're asked to leave for talking about hitler facts also defending palestine yes um also just saying a lot of stuff about the grinch yeah maybe more than they want the cracked i this is i don't even know if we should say maybe cut this but crack does not want you to know about the grinch they have a lot of money in whoville hand in glove with the grinch they really do you have to wear a glove when you shake the grinch and that's not like a euphemism we're talking about the green man who stole christmas yeah repeatedly yeah absolutely well i'm just glad to be out of there also felt weird having a boss podcasting yeah that was not used to that

didn't like it didn't like having to run stuff by a third person well that's over now hey can we talk about these truths no no you hide them hide these truths from the people well take away your money can we give tips for bed no no no we don't want them getting so too strong no then they'll stop needing our facts about batman that's true they're looking to batman for tips at the moment they'll all right i i don't want to be mean to become the knight cracked gave us free money they were very nice to us well it wasn't free we were providing an incredible service that's right which was curating chorus all right let's do another question because this one everyone's just everyone's just saying i quit and i'm not answering the question the answer is bring a gun

just stop showing up to work that's what i would do see how long it lasts i'm kind of positioned a little far from the board right now but uh there's kind of not really a ton i can do about you see how the mic is like the mic is like um you know sometimes where you wear a power suit They have to crush up your food and feed it to you inside the suit in a little ball that's deposited in your mouth. That's kind of what the mic is set up with me right now. Yeah, we have the arms back, too. That's another thing. Yeah, the arms are back, so it's season three arms-wise.

It's season three. We have arms. No one can yell at us that we're holding the mics. No one. Even though I'm so strong, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because we're so muscular. The guest will still be holding theirs. Yes, they will have a handheld mic.

To be clear. they'll look like idiots but that's fine i don't care what's our next question do eagle scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it i have not heard before that eagle scouts cannot be fired for no reason for no reason i guess they can only be fired for like failing to tie a knot yeah or something i think anyone can't be fired for i mean that's not quite this kind of implies there's like a government position you get as an eagle scout that would be cool it gives you diplomatic immunity at the bank the job yeah at the workplace you can't fire me i'm an eagle scout i know how to tie a

sash when you go to work and you're like uh they're like you're fired and i'm like why and they're like no reason you can just be like look at this knot i did yeah look at this knife i have that actually just works no matter what if you just have a knife yeah but it is an eagle scout knows how to use it that's right um are you an eagle scout no are you anything no do you know any eagle scout i was a boy scout okay that's pretty cool i quit the second they made me memorize things i did cub scouts and then they were like all right welcome to the part that's a little bit like the military sure i said i'm out what do you have to memorize all kinds of creeds oh my god you need it's i was already in catholic school it's like i can't afford double creeds no that's

ridiculous i already got the apostles lining up all my creed list there's an apostles creed by the way shout out to the apostles shout out to assassin you keep the word rocking to apollo creed and also shout out to apollo creed um all right separate answer but in support of and concurring with michael brown who's michael brown the dead man i don't know you gotta oh by the way click uh answers here it's gonna help you significantly i think you're right i think there's another okay here it is there's another guy from named michael brown who is a uh security okay yeah it's a pretty common name he says another dumb question from quora there is no truth to this idea and i have never heard of uh that eagle scouts can't be fired in most states

you can be fired for no reason being an eagle scout won't stop that unless you have a knife i don't know i've heard on quora that you can't be fired if you're an eagle scout that's what we should have done we should have been eagle scouts if we would still be there and been we'd be sucking off of the internet's teat um h larry ellman says whose job is colonel ellman says separate answer when supportive and concurring with michael brown i am a silver award in the explorers an equivalent of an eagle button in in a bsa program for older scouts a A silver award to the Explorers? Silver award.

I am a silver award. Yes. I am a silver award. I am also the father of an Eagle Scout. My father was a founding member of the first troop, scout troop, in North Dakota around 1912. None of us ever heard of, quote, the rumor in this Quora question. The back of this man's truck, you can see when you close your eyes. BSA has lost an immense portion of the reputation it built over the past century plus.

Adding false rumors to that is, all caps, bold italics, not helpful. Thank you, Michael Brown, for your fast and helpful response. Okay, so I didn't realize there was so much animosity in the Eagle Scouts about their loss of reputation. This is H. Larry Ellman. He's graduated from MIT. Would you believe he went into the military after that? Served 30 years plus in USAF, active in reserve. I'm trying to see what he did.

When you're in the Air Force, do you think you bring up your silver award frequently? You're like, by the way, what was I getting up to before this, you ask? In his bio, it says, currently teaches hypnosis, primarily medical. Learned medical hypnosis at age 11, as my father was a leader in that field. Okay, so it goes back generationally, doesn't it? I would love to talk to this guy. I want to be hypnotized. H. Larry Ellman.

What is that a song? H. Larry Ellman. Sounds good. It's got a good ring to it, doesn't it, Jeremy? I think it's great. That's that question. There's no other answers. The answer is yes, you can be fired.

I'm really interested in this, and it's made me reconsider joining the Eagle Scouts. Yeah, you're going to do it? Can you join as an adult? um they'd probably make you like help sure they wouldn't teach you all the things you should know they'd probably just make you watch the boys they're like look we'll teach you the stuff on the side but you got to watch the boys you can be a pedophile watcher you're there as like a lifeguard oh man okay here's a question should teachers who have only fan sites be fired

okay so i think they shouldn't nah who cares i think that they got to keep rocking up there and keep doing their sexy work i think they should just have to incorporate lessons into their only fans oh yeah oh again like breaking bad every episode has a different chemistry lesson it does yeah okay for the first season okay and so for the first season of your only fans at least I thought you meant of Quarriators Of OnlyFans The first season of Breaking Bad is a chemistry lesson

The first season of Your OnlyFans Should also have a lesson of some kind And it can be whatever you're teaching It can be about Geometry Geometry is an easy one for sex Because you can just be like look at me I'm rhomboid

I'm rhomboid with pleasure Look at the Graph the the figure out the area under these curves what's my hypotenuse i actually now that we've brought in geometry i don't know a second thing you could do oh spot i ran on a map we should um i put a map in my pussy can you find it just to be clear that this is not advice for men don't do pedophilia online no this is not the advice for men segment this is a comedy yeah no and i never said that you should i'm just saying you there should be

lessons but okay the reason i pointed out this answer on the thread because a lot of people are just like it's a tricky topic um this guy immediately goes to like it's tricky because what if they're pedophiles and right which the point is like well if they're pedophiles then like you can fire them get them for that yeah just fire them for that reason that's a very reasonable thing to do okay um you can either allow all teachers to have porn sites or none because here's what will happen mr green your 12 year old history teacher will also be allowed to have a site it may be for instance a hardcore furry and anime porn site why does it have to be that well it that's just one instance it requires a lot of animation from mr green mr green is like

a full-time job hiring fucking titmouse to draw him a uh anime porn mr green doing a hundred hour weeks yeah featuring videos of a lot of things he enjoys doing to women from a kink point of view starring mr green and what's going to happen is he'll leave a piece of paper down with the site address i promise you there will be teachers who want their students to find the site or he'll leave a screen up when he's at lunch or something those 12 year olds or 17 or 9 will find this site they will watch this site they will share this site with other students and mr green may enjoy that i mean of course every parent will make sure their kids don't see such things on the internet if you're okay with miss johnson having her boobs on only fan be prepared for the mr greens of the

world too also note i don't care if someone has porn on the internet i don't care if teachers have porn on the internet but when the administration finds out about it and or the whole community the official policy policy had best be to let that teacher go okay so reading this quietly to myself it sounded a lot less insane than when you read it out loud this man has a uh empire of porn starring himself that he's just trying to bark kids in dude he's like i love the guy's like i don't care if you have porn on the internet even if you're a teacher anyway here's a really specific scenario i imagined about a guy who's obsessed with furry anime porn who's trying to get kids to watch it's kind of the dark side of furry anime porn

what is up with people like if you're making fun of furries in 2024 like what are you doing i think you're just like an old person on on quora and you're like what's something really out there yeah that's right that's true what about mr green but he's a fox he's a mink of some kind yeah fair enough um anime porn starring yourself is a genre that i don't think a lot of people go into that's so labor intensive yeah absolutely also just the idea that like mrs johnson has her boobs that's fine we all agree but mr green is drawing pictures of himself inserting his dick into an animal woman mr green should just really be on patreon i guess is my uh because this is like really an amount of work that only fans doesn't reward yeah i was gonna say like teachers

need to be paid a higher salary so they don't need to resort that is one of the answers but That is one of the answers. Oh, there you go. But the thing is, Mr. Green clearly doesn't care about the money. No, he doesn't. It's a labor of love for him. He's just in it for his dark magic. Can I just say, moving to season three of Quarriors, boy, is the lighting quality worse.

It's a lot worse. Boy, is there a light in my fucking face. It was too good before. Oh, yeah. It was way too good because we were shot with that 4K camera, and I could see every pore on my whole body. It's not like we have a makeup team or something.

It'd be like, eh, you have a lot of skin flanks today. Put that on the internet. And now that's gone. I'm like sort of a dark shadow. I'm like one of the men

in the council in Evangelion reading Quora to you. And I think it's better that way. I've lost half my cape, I'm noticing. That's a shame. I'm going to work

on tying the cape as we go. We've got to figure out what to do with the fucking flag. We're going to figure out what to do. Oh, right, it's a flag. It's not a cape. It is a flag.

Okay, let's do another one. Let's see what this one is. This is on teenrant.quora.com. Okay, I thought this was a really good one. I know people don't like making fun of teens, but teens, when they rant, have something to say. Also, yeah, this one is mostly a rant about their teacher, Mr. Green.

It is not. That is one of Jeremy's little jokes. One of my little jokes. Keep listening. It's just a little joke. I love the idea of being on teen rants. i have offered to do a security tips column on a local website around 80 women really like the idea three snowflake 20 somethings feel i do not understand women well enough because i was

sarcastic over one who wanted someone fired for texting her do what does this mean well this young i'm assuming man uh is somewhat of a security expert and would like to publish his findings in a woman's blog as far as i could tell around 80 women around 80 of them are super into it to be fair like kick them in the in the balls who are we to judge do we have 80 women who really like our podcast i think i think we got around 80 is percentage wise it's bad but i think there's 80 raw numbers in there i think we're we gotta have at least 80 women i think we have at least 20 snowflake that's three snowflake 20 something we definitely do yeah they send us emails and they're really mad at us that's not true anymore people love no people no one sent no one sent us

angry emails anymore there was just that one snowflake uh but you know what that's over now stop insulting quora that's over now sorry snowflake it's season three a new beginning there was one listener i don't know if we ever mentioned it i think we did who who did say that we found their quora and made fun of them yes it was like i listened to the podcast i love it then you made fun of me uh statistically that couldn't happen again right that's got to be a freak thing it was like one of those things where we were reading we're like well that's the show clearly this is over there's not much we could do other than make fun of the chorus there's not really a lot of ways to punch it up anyway uh those snowflakes are wrong

and they're triggered and you gotta work security there's no answers on this one do do can i find the person's account this was by paul d fisher oh retired military officer and psychologist well well paul z fisher what are you doing on teen rant um author of books and articles he's a member the admin of the space beastly broken oh oh no what does that mean i don't click on beastly broken uh interesting entertainment and stuff and fun stuffola just be nice beastly broken and the photo is a gun now i'm assuming this is hardcore anime porn starring mr green is that not the case yeah no it's just pictures of flowers mostly yeah landscapes i don't know what anything means some landscapes and then there's like joe biden and george hw bush the the pyramid on the dollar

all right all right well never judge a book by its cover beastly broken is a great space check it out on quora.com we love your work um we love your uh rants as a teen yeah i don't they must have been from when quora was very young now that you're a retired military man i don't think you're a teen at all this is a quora from 1958 oh does he have other questions he has 267 questions i was about to say no we can't dox this teen who is i i mean how long have i been doing this show to not know it would be a retired vet his questions are really good okay today is the super bowl aka the monday after the super bowl your plants lie around probably take a seat oh here's a lot of questions about that the chinese

weather balloon situation which was that even chinese i don't remember it was chinese but it was also a weather balloon right they were like it's a spy balloon yeah it's i don't want to talk so many questions about it i think all of america did jeremy questions like are we safe that's right Wow, the lighting is brutal in here. It's so rough. There's like a lightning strike across my face. Waffles, you're supposed to be fixing this for us. You're fucking fooling her out of the box over there.

There's truly nothing we can do about it. We can just shoot it different times a day. Yeah. Let's read another question. Oh, we're on to Quoromance, our lovely romance section, segment of the show. Quoromance. Ah, yes.

Beautiful romance questions. Tenderness Tenderness Fired for truth episode How would a girl react to a guy telling her I'd set myself on fire for you And that is the honest truth So

This one just had the words fire and truth And I wanted to include it This is fired for truth Because if she dumps you Then you're fired for the truth You've been fired for the truth How much you fucking love her Please

I would die in a flame It's the honest truth. So the question is, how would a girl react? You'd be fired. No. You'd be fired from the relationship. I don't think you'd be fired. No?

I think girls love it when you say you'd die. I guess, well, okay, so are you dating this girl? This is why we need, like... Or is this a Mr. Green situation? This is the only good use of war, is just get these guys and put them somewhere to let them go die. Oh, because they have too much passion? They have too much passion.

they're with women who probably don't want to be with them oh yeah you need like a face that launches ships to get these fuckers out of there yeah they're gumming up the works they need to just they need to just shoot at each other gotta go just pair them off together honestly yeah uh but in terms of how a girl would react i think they could think it's really nice or kind of they could fire you for your truth they could fire you for your truth which is that you would set yourself on fire for you, what's the reason you would do that? Undetermined.

Undetermined. Who knows why? I guess just if you had to. Do you ever think about that? I remember when I had a crush on a girl in middle school, I thought all the time about, like, if Al-Qaeda tried to kill her, I would step in, and I'd be like,

you killed me. Yeah, instead. And then she'd be like, oh. Was she dating you? No. But she'd probably think really fondly of me. She'd probably be like, ah. See, this is what happens when you have two guys who married their high school girlfriends.

You have to go way back to find crushes. Yeah, it's not recent. It's not recent stuff. I got my eyes on my own paper, pal. That's right. That's right. Anyway, I think either she would like it or not. Next question.

Are there no answers on this one? How would a girl react? Oh, wait. We got some. Yeah. Deidre Harris, who's a mom of eight bio kids and a mother to many more, says no degrees just raw experience. Deidre says dependent on the girl, I guess. That's what I said.

That's what I said. She says more, but I just like that. I don't know. That's my favorite answer to any question on Quora. What would happen if I did this? I don't know. These girls are crazy. Probably depends on the situation.

I'd have to read more into it. Deanna says, I'd take this dramatic announcement with a grain of salt if I were you. This is only a throwaway line to let you know that he thinks you're a great girl. It is most unlikely that he's actually going to set himself on fire, unless it is with lust, LOL. Unless it is with lust. I guess that's true. I guess if Al-Qaeda really...

I didn't really think Al-Qaeda was going to kill that girl. I was just thinking about how I was on fire with lust for her. I think it's usually when people say this kind of stuff. First of all, I can't see anything. You don't need to see anything. I'm looking at the screen. There's a bright white light over your eyes. I look like a fucking Ninja Turtle.

You're being censored. It's like a mask. This is mostly a strong condemnation of my shades more than anything. I was going to say, I feel like usually when people say this kind of stuff, it is unprompted, and the subtext is, if you broke up with me. uh yeah it's like i would light myself on fire for you well that's an abuse you said you liked darren more right and the girl's like we're not dating we kissed once uh-huh well you know that's one option i think it depends on the girl it does some might find it romantic according to

to pass that's what i said but speaking for myself i will totally ignore that person literally ignore like they did not exist in the first place that would be such a funny interaction to have hey do you mind if i tell you something i'd fucking die in a fire for you and then she's just cold shoulder on you after that how do you survive something like that yeah i don't know how do you how do you live the rest of your life uh like this one pim rodriguez says i don't need that from you harming yourself is wrong you should talk to a therapist pim Rodriguez. Pim?

Weird. Should I click on Pim's profile? I don't know if I've got to listen to someone named Pim. She lives in the Philippines? Oh. Cats are going nuts. The cats are attacking each other. Keep reading Pim's profile here.

The cats are here. Just one of them. That's Waffles. Producer Waffles not producing the show, attacking other cats instead tearing down the community attacking the community of cats who are just trying to live their lives and also run a radio station as well that's so fucked up even though they know the lighting is not ideal yet and that we have to get different blinds and that's something season three a new beginning a new beginning i can't see anything okay let's pull

up the next question though okay the next question is this is maybe my favorite one in the whole badge my boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times my mom found out and had to clean the drain he lives with us should i break up with him he is not a bad person does pooping in the shower make you a bad person um i kind of yes no no have you ever done it no i've never done it but it doesn't make you a bad person you can pee in the shower was he sick i think peeing in the shower is gross but i do think it's doable as in like it's all liquid down there oh i'm all for peeing in the shower it's the cleanest spot in the house but pooping you have to go like pick up and shit that's not good poop in the shower come on man if you want to be my lover you gotta get with not

pooping in my mom's shower so she has to pick it up with her hands later multiple times multiple times it says multiple times multiple times so it's not just him being sick also can i just say real quick british or british or british people are british me mom had to pick up his stove Me mom about to pick up all this poop. Oh, no. It was quite unfortunate the way he defecated in me mom's loo. This is also, to be clear, this is written by a 45-year-old man. Oh, man.

Savage. Well, I don't know. It's just the voice you're doing, no? Oh, I thought you were reading more into the post. Yeah. No. Well, you can be a young lass with a deep brass. That's right.

I've always said that. It's season three. A new beginning. It's season three. you can be a young lass with a deep brass we don't mind also don't poop in the shower yeah um that's a free one that's a free one for men don't poop in the shower uh alice thompson says yuck that is so gross the guy is not housebroken that's facts that is facts that's a fact you got a poopy boyfriend and he's gotta get out

of your mother's house yeah you can't be doing that is it is it it's get your own work hard to start a business get a 401k buy a house poop in the shower there where you live as you want in the shower if it's your house and you could save the poop for all kinds of stuff you do later i don't know what it is it is truly nasty to imagine pooping in the shower i don't like just to be like you're cleaning yourself i'm like well it's clean in here also you know he received like hey i noticed you pooped in the shower yeah he's like oh i just didn't think it was a big deal and then that happened a few more times multiple times oh no did i poop in the shower oh oh god oh it's a different rule at my house i didn't know that i my house had a pro poop shower oh that's not cool

he's like practicing the response in the mirror oh you can't do that i didn't know i just felt natural. Because you could pee in the shower, kind of. Oh, I can't do that either? Babe, it just felt natural. Oh, you can't poop? He's just dropping shits like he's a horse standing up.

Respect for that. Do you think he crouched? I'm assuming. I mean, I can't even I can't assume either way because I can't imagine someone who does something like this. He's not a bad person, though, to be clear. It does say that in the question so we have to that's a fact that we have he is not a bad person was we looking these are

the kinds of facts we were fired for by the way right let's just look at the actual evidence and the question because here are the facts they're my boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times my mom had to clean it and find out and clean the drain he was with us he is not a bad question person question should i break up with should i is that that's not the question yeah it is the question oh it is oh yeah it's out of order um i don't think you should break up with him he's not a bad person he's just got to buy a house that he can poop in the shower and maybe like try to maybe he can go in on a new bathroom for you you have like a separate go dutch on a bathroom go dutch on a bathroom it's a modern relationship you can the man doesn't have to buy the bathroom

he poops in a lot of couples don't even like have the same bedrooms like i feel like there's that's a thing right that there will be people who like not in new york because that would be impossible financially there's no room but in bloody old leads in bloody old leads you maybe have like two bedrooms in liverpool so maybe why not two bathrooms one shower that's just for people who like to take a shit in them and maybe they clean it up themselves and then a normal one i just wanted to say that it's called liverpool not shower poo folks it's season three of quaraders a new start a fresh start to the whole thing tell your friends please do tell your friends tell them tell them about this part specifically tell them alex sent you hey alex sent me go go to your

go to your friends and say he's a guy in the podcast my buddy alex told me that you should listen to the podcast he's the man behind the bright light yeah when they say who's alex you say he's my friend he records a podcast called quarriers he told me that you should listen to it he said it's liverpool not shower poo yeah he was explaining you know liverpool the place The Beatles are from there? The Beatles are from there. They're the lads from there. So he explained that it's actually not Shower Poo.

It is Liverpool. It is Liverpool. It was relevant to the conversation at the time. He is my friend. We're close friends. All right, what else have we got on here? This is a great list. It's all relevant to everyday working folks.

My husband keeps telling me size doesn't matter, but I can't get over the fact that he's only 5'9". I don't like short men. Should I divorce him? This is a really good question. It has a lot of ups and downs. I like this one a lot because usually when someone says size doesn't matter, it's like a comforting thing to the person who is tiny in some way.

It's not like, babe, size doesn't matter. I'm so small. It's not my fault. I say this as someone who used science to grow my body. Yeah, Jeremy should just be a little mouse. I should be 5'2". He should be a little mouse who lives in my pocket. My projected height was 5'2".

I could put you in my pocket, but here's the thing. Size doesn't matter also makes me think penis. Yeah, absolutely. To throw size doesn't matter out about just being like regular height is crazy to me. And he's got a huge hog. I'm assuming that he's a thick dong daddy, I was going to say. He's wider than the day is long. and also that she's being quite rude to him at first off text,

and that's why he has to say, size doesn't matter. Size doesn't matter. Size doesn't matter. Actually, Napoleon conquered all of France. And he was 5'9". He's taller than people remember. It's true, and also people were shorter back then. That's a real fact.

Nutrition was different. But I guess, so what's the downside to being 5'9"? You can't get stuff on, like, a really high shelf? um yeah i guess i don't know you can't get like i don't know you can't get like the secret candies that's right but where do you put your secret candies by the way the secret candies go ahead i put them as high as i can so my my wife can't grab them i honestly do though because my wife has a chocoholism oh sure and so she'll she'll give me like she'll be like these are my yummy cookies i need you to hide them from me and it's like there's only so many places that i can go in

this tiny apartment that you can't go and that's where not being five foot down comes in and you see i'm just going up and in and sometimes you you'll you'll come home from your long day at the podcast factory and you'll see her not anymore you'll see her just like jumping up and reaching it's like hey you better not yeah and how long have you been here and she's like six hours i've been trying to reach these cookies size matters size matters she says women always say size matters not size matter that is this is a big complaint a wizard is never size short men are always complaining that women won't date them because of their size and that's going to come up in this answer by the way yeah oh really uh-huh because they they claim size does matter

and in fact they've been oppressed well yeah because they also can't reach the candy drawer That's true. The candy is for us. The candy is for us, big, strong, tall men who may or may not have cheated to get there. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's the thing about me. I'm kind of a 5'2 man in a 6-foot body. You didn't earn that.

I have that 5'2 mindset, but I've got the lanky legs of a 6-foot man. I notice you're full of a lot of angst. Yeah, that's right. It's something that comes across in the podcast. You have a lot of male rage in you. Yes, people are constantly rejecting me for my height. that's what happened we're always saying january 6th didn't go far enough that's that's true i i do think that there should be like a thing where every political group gets to do their own january

6th once a year oh i do i think that would be healthy if they like let the like a legends of the hidden temple kind of yeah and it's kind of like maybe it's like protesting where you kind of have to like get a permit for it like oh like we got where the um anime furry porn pedophiles and I'm Mr. Green. We booked the Capitol for today. We're going to do a riot. And everyone's like, that's cool. Here is your assigned congressman that you get to tie up and look at their emails.

I want to leave a website open on Nancy Pelosi's computer. There you go. To kind of drive traffic. That's the funniest way to bark in for a website, by the way. Go from computer to computer just leaving it up. You're like, you notice this? That would be great. That's pretty cool.

That's what we should do, maybe, is get all of our listeners together, storm the Capitol, and just leave Quarators running. Oh, yeah, we'll apply for a Quarators permit when we're doing this on a daily, annual basis. I think that would be a healthy, it would be like the purge, but good. People would not believe, by the way, that that year's January 6th gets to be the Quarators fandom. Before, it's like conservatives and hunting aficionados, and then this year's Quarators fandom? I don't even know what that is. Well, you know what? We're actually a leftist podcast for men, which is the most lucrative type of podcast.

So please go to our Patreon and sign up. Patreon.com slash Quarriors. The money makes itself. Also, please help us. We've been fired. For truth. We're saying truths. We're saying too many truths about the world.

All right. What are the answers on this one? Frank May says, absolutely. I think you owe him that favor for marrying a shallow, thoughtless, infantile, true like you. and please make sure he said please make sure he sees this question presented in divorce court it will show the judge that you should not be awarded a nickel in settlement and since your faithful average-sized husband is blameless you should bear the entire cost of setting him free to try again more selectively this time and guess what guess who has upvoted this papa's mountain papa's

mountain from the christmas episodes ago papa's mountain is back and he says yes um he says up vote for you kind stranger he says your honor i have her quora page pulled up i want you to look at this question look at the way she worded this question can you imagine a fucking judge in a court of law being like what is it so it's like facebook but reddit your honor do and Orson Scott Card is on this? From Ender's Game? He's wearing like a full fake wig for this too, by the way. He's like a real character judge.

Let's see what else. Blade and Heart. First of all, best name I've ever heard. Bless your Blade and Heart. Blade and Heart says, Who's Lord Minister at Self-Employment? Blade and says, Yes.

Allow him to stop being with a woman that cannot comprehend comprehend that she is only interested in the top 1% of men. Also, don't ask for any child support or alimony because he's not good enough for you. What's up? I was just going to say, Blade and Heart are kind of taking the Bernie Sanders angle. The top 1% of the top 1% of men. If you're above 5'9", you're in the 1%. You're what every woman wants and what men wish they were.

This is Red Pill, not Jordan Peterson, Red Pill, Bernie Sanders. Hop in the Lamborghini and take off the bikini. You're in the 1%. I think your outfit is good for maybe like an ugly slut. It's not what I would wear, but I think it's nice for maybe like a whore. I would like to ask in front of the jury of our peers, what is your body count? I just got to know. The top 1% of all of the men are taking 99% of the women.

All right. Remember Bernie Sanders? This is very old. Remember hit Senator Bernie Sanders, who everyone once liked? Everyone liked. He was in the 1% of senators. He was pretty much 5-10 for senators. But anyway, this bitch is going to die, according to the comments I'm reading.

People do not like this woman. They are quite mad at her. Bless her blatant heart. Who is real. We know for a fact that she is a real woman who definitely is not just a Quora troll. What does Jay Dizzle say? Jay Dizzle, sorry, there is no one named Jay Dizzle on this answer. There is only Jay Dazzle.

Oh, my God. She is a lifestyle coach. You've been dazzled. Jay Dazzle says, did he shrink after you married him? Presumably, unless he shrank. He's the same height as the day you wed him. 5'9 does not qualify as being short. You are grasping at straws, trying to justify your irrational parameters of manhood.

Same height as the day you married me. Tips for men! I didn't intend for tips for men to also be a button we hit the whole time. I love it! I also think we should make a fired for truth sound. I'll work on that. I'm going to get on that. We can't use the same guitar sound twice.

Also, we're going to run out of buttons. Yeah, I was going to say maybe someone should just send us one, but we also should just make one. Yeah, I'll get in the lab about it. I'll get in the lab about it. Fired for truth. Truth. Also, it won't be the theme next week, so I don't know when I'm going to hit it. But we're going to say it.

It'll come up. We're going to say it more. It's going to come up kind of a lot whenever a sunbeam hits us. Yeah. Whenever someone asks, why are you guys here? Weren't you in like a fancy studio? We're going to say, we were fired for truth. Where are Alex's pores?

I'd like to see Alex's pores. How come no one in the comments is arguing about the question title? have they been fired because they were fired for truth and that's when we'd hit the bar saying too many facts jay dazzle are we even allowed to say facts anymore now that we're not at the home of it anymore we can say it i would we i'm not gonna stop they're gonna have sent me a season alex patak home of the fact they're gonna have sent me a season that says i'm the home of the fact now baby i'm jay dazzle they're not jay dazzle we're the only ones saying that phrase anymore jay dazzle is the coolest name i've ever heard do you want to go on jay dazzle's uh profile

This one question had Blade and Heart and Jay Dazzle. Blade and Heart's the coolest name I've ever heard. Blade and Heart is like a Final Fantasy character name. Jay Dazzle is a freelance writer, which, you know, a girl after my own heart. You can tell she's good. She came up with the name. Yeah, I'm going to follow Jay Dazzle. Yeah, go ahead.

Give her a follow. She's up there with Papa's Mountain. Oh, yeah, absolutely. She lives in California from 1975 to present. I look forward to hearing from you again, Jay Dazzle. Jay Dazzle, we'll be happy to see you. Let's pull up another one. Okay, this is Quaranting.

Okay. Hold on, I'm fucking cats to you. That's enough. This is Quaranting as a parenting segment. The table's just close and the mic is in a different position than I was used to. We can have you hold the mic if you want. No, no, we're going to use the arms because we paid for them. We did pay for them.

We got to use them now. It's all the way in my mouth. It's all the way in my goddamn mouth, but it's got to be to pick up. So that's fine. All right. So this is a parenting questions about being fired for truth. I just kicked my 12 year old son out of the house because he has bad grades. How do I get him with foster care?

So there's two interpretations of this. Yeah. One is that this child has been fired for the truth of getting bad grades. And the other is that I've been fired from my family. the other is that i guess like the dad is fired by having such a bad son and so the son's a problem i'm just a real big fan of the term uh get him with foster care yeah the question get him get him with it yeah that's the question is that are they trying to get like is he in foster care and they're trying to get him back because they so like let's say the dad kicked him out of the house

yeah the kid was sent to foster care now he's like how do i get him back or is the question How do I get his ass? No, it's like... Using foster care. Papa uses foster care. Using the state. It's extra effective. Yeah, he is also a Pokemon.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he's the lonely boy Pokemon, which is what... That's pretty much what Cubone was, right? You can say that now. It's been enough time. The whole thing where Cubone's a lost boy and he cries. He wears his mother's skull.

Over at Crack, they kept saying, do not mention that Cubone is a lost boy. Look, guys, I don't want Cubone coming up this week. Q-Bone is a major donor to the Cracked Network. The Q-Bone lobby controls much of American politics, and so we cannot have Q-Bone coming up in our videos. Yeah, that's right. So now we can finally say it.

Now we can say it. He wears his mom's skull. That's right. So, yeah. How do you get his ass to the foster care? You probably just send him after him, like leave him somewhere perilous, and then be like,

who is watching this kid? And then they'll have to come take him. Right, right. Leave them in a basket in front of the church. Now, as you can imagine, all the responses to this are just people who are furious. I think you should try to get his ass using foster care, but a lot of people are smelling a troll. What the hell?

Is it troll hunters? Because they're smelling a troll. That is one group who smells trolls, Jeremy. Paul Taylor says, while I smell a troll here, I will answer. well he will go into the system and so will you for neglect and child abuse what you have done is criminal and will result in you doing jail time the state will have no choice but to place your son in either foster care an orphanage or with a more responsible relative until such a time until such time as you serve your sentence and are deemed fit to parent your child at 12 he may be an

adult before you get depending get out depending on the degree of sentence you receive and whether you can recognize you are the priblum and need help as well oh so i'm the priblum all of a sudden i'm the priblum here i don't know he's i'm jay dazzle angel gives angel gives another name on here um so that was an interesting complication because it says oh it's pretty easy to get them to foster care but as punishment you have to go to jail right so kind of a sharp blow back it might It's a lot easier to raise my dumbass kid. Can't even bring home an A-plus like I want. No.

I have to fire my son from the family. They're never going to be baby Oppenheimer. I fired my son. I fired my boy. I fired my boy. Fired for truth. Remember Daniel Plainview? These are all topical impressions we're doing this week.

We have references from up to 15 years ago. Now, my question is, how much time do you do for abandoning your boy? For abandoning your son? Yeah, abandoning your child. You may end up in a beautiful mansion with a bowling alley where you can beat your rival to death. Yeah, Daniel Plainview does. Famously, no time. I'd like to get out in front of that one.

He's doing fine. Although, I think he pays a guy to just kind of like take him out of there. He doesn't leave him on the street because he kidnaps him on the train. Wait, what? I've seen There Will Be Blood a lot. You're talking about the Paul Dano? No, Paul Dano's not his son. He's the preacher.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the way Daniel gets rid of his son is... By the way, spoilers for There Will Be Blood this episode. He just puts him on a train. Which I believe is 2007. Is it seven? I thought it was 2008, but who's to say? Who's to say?

It's impossible to know. But here's the thing. Daniel's not doing any time. No, he's not. And he got his son so hard with foster care. He gets him kidnapped on a train. He got him for getting bad grades and hearing. bastard in a basket that's right check out there will be blood check out there will be blood check

out daniel plainview that's pretty much who wrote this post i have a quora oh yes this is pretty good lauren are you listening lauren lauren i know you like this do the kids on tiktok know who daniel plainview is they love him has that made it there yet tiktok loves osama bin laden and daniel plainview these are the two figures that they want to hear from i watched all of money ball on tiktok once whoa that doesn't sound fun it's fine okay uh let's do another one we must be running out here it's pretty much lunch time it's uh this is the quiz course okay hold Hold on, let me find that one. I'm moving the mic away from my face.

It's all for time. Damn it. Objection! Damn it. It's the quiz course. Welcome. It's our politics and just general debate topic segment. This is the hottest topics of our day, isn't it, Jeremy?

It sure is. It sure is, Alex. I'm sorry to get political here, but we can do that because we're in my living room because we were fired for truth. That's right. This is a great question. What's this question? A Republican told me that Biden is canceling Halloween because it is too evil. Is this even legal?

Why do radical liberal Democrats want to cancel Christian holidays? It's too evil. It's funny on a bunch of levels because Christian holiday isn't the first thing I think of when I think of Halloween. I think of all those spooky skeletons and how we have to cancel it I do think of evil, evil does come up Halloween is cancelled I bet Hitler loved Halloween

which we can say now we can say we're in my house where open discussion is applauded yes, that's right he loved the day of ghouls he probably did love it because he was like these are all bad things look at all the races out there

and I am the bad thing I'm so bad I am like The ghost That's gotta be an AI Generated thing somewhere right Hitler doing bad guy Do do do do do do do

Oh nine You would have loved that song because he's famously a bad guy Because he's a bad guy he knows it Are we allowed to say that Yes we are Hitler is bad fuck we were is bad it's a new beginning what was the question oh a republican told me that biden is canceling halloween because it didn't happen he couldn't get the support in senate no yeah he tried to though he did try there's three branches in this democracy and you have

to push fortunately across the aisle that's right unfortunately we live in a bipartisan system where evil democrats are not allowed to cancel christian holidays such as halloween because of how evil it is. Yeah, they have to work with good people across the aisle who say, no, my son loves candy. That's right. Sorry. Sorry, Joe Brandon.

My son loves Snickers. I saw a scream. There's a spooky ghoul out there. I saw a tiny four-foot scream. Skinny bones, get out of there. It's full of Frankensteins. This is becoming Bush. It is.

Again, they're old. They're all old. they're all the same man whatever dude it's my fucking house dude where's waffles waffles he's on top of the fridge he's mad at me because i stopped him from attacking luna uh molly berry says i think my brain just exploded to hear that halloween is a christian holiday can you talk us through the process by which you ended up believing that does he come back does he answer it i don't know someone says all hollows evening halloween the day before all saints day or otherwise all hollows day which itself is the day before all souls day all of

which are christian festivals but it's not halloween though it's like a different thing also i don't think it's even true isn't it just a pagan thing halloween is pagan they're saying that there happens to be a christian holiday that's like the same day but it's it's not like dress up as a vampire and have sex and candy no which is what halloween is about it's very evil day it is a very scary day and that's why joe biden is trying to stop it yeah i mean honestly i kind of support it it's one of the few good things that joe biden has done yeah i keep getting say what you will about the rest of his administration but the work he's done trying to end halloween has been foundational when people these freaking leftists online these

tankies say that they're not going to vote for joe biden for some reason or another they haven't looked at his accomplishments which is that he canceled halloween which is basically a portal into hell where free candy is just given away this is what you could say if he did cancel based on this is kind of paralleling paralleling a lot of the joe biden conversation where it's like if he did cancel student debt we could say at least he cancels student debt but what's that there was halloween and we went to the movies on it that's right we did and it was also jeremy's birthday and that's why it's that's true topic we did we saw a movie i don't remember which one it was the killer it was the killer appropriate isn't it in which people were killed by someone

i'm glad on the spookiest day in america it was so annoying it's crazy i don't know i was gonna look when i add like filters to this we were on an ultralight beam dare i say oh wonderful quoted famous anti-Semitic rapper Kanye West. Although he did say that he's pro-Jew now again, right? He wrote it in Hebrew. Yeah, that's right.

He didn't like the Jews and then he watched 21 Jump Street and thought Jews were pretty cool. Then he said he's Hitler too. And then he said some shit in Hebrew that I couldn't read.

Right. Are our schools failing your children? They can't even read Kanye West's Hebrew apology. I thought that was funny. Some comedian was talking about how, like, oh, Kanye West, like, he did an apology to the Jews,

but he did it in a way that only the Jews can read it. And I was like, I can't read that shit. Yeah. I don't know how to read Hebrew. Yeah, except for Jeremy. Keep him out of this one. Keep him out of the loop on whether or not Kanye is cool with the Jews again. Okay, do we want to do one more, or that's going to be it?

Yes, we do want to do one more, because we have a great final question that is very important for just this episode. This is pretty important we get to, yeah. What is truth? well i'll tell you this much about truth be careful about saying it because you may be fired from your podcast job what is it it's something that gets you fired if you say it if you say pack up your things fold your podcast flag into a triangle put your two arms away your two podcast mic arms into a box to be clear and then get on the subway and go home

because you've been fired for truth also you do you get on the subway to go home every time say one last look to rick astley the face palm from star trek and doge which are three giant framed portraits in our office because you're never going to see those again it does really bum me out that i'm not gonna see those because i did like seeing the doge say goodbye to your free espressos which cups you may not have cleaned i cleaned some of them and they had those pillows with the cat that's blaming the woman yeah that's right and they had the old man meme they have the old all of your favorite memes were there and i'll never see them again if you ever wanted to know your meme guess what you were living at it inside of this office but not anymore because you've been

fired for saying the truth what is the truth i don't know what is true maybe go listen to some episodes of coordinator season two to find out we can't we couldn't say them anymore but that's that's the podcast i think that was really well said i have nothing else to add it's a different board it's going to be a different sound do you want to hit it it's the godzilla sound do you want to hit it that's enough i lied godzilla sound is a different green button that's gonna be the show this week oh no let's ask the quora please should we ask one about being fired for truth or no uh yeah um i was recently fired for truth are there any legal uh is there any legal recourse i can take okay yeah something like that we'll get a bunch of really boring answers i think

That sounds good. Also, the camera overheated. Remember that. All right, folks. It's been a good one. I'll see you Thursday for the premium. Oh, my God. Subscribe to our podcast.

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