Quorators - First Class w/ Ena Da

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What do I do if I know a guy at work with a really big beard who calls me baby and sweetheart and the look in his eyes is like he's really smart and sees through me and knows I'm a scared little kitten? I get the feeling he's like a daddy figure Is it bad or good to drink a 26-ounce bottle of vodka a day? Is there honor among thieves? --- Follow Ena Da on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/park_slope_arsonist Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

do like a track for everyone or is it you should do that and i've never figured it out but you could do it we've done our podcast for three and a half years we refuse to learn how to record on multiple tracks just don't make any mistakes no we'll cut it out it's fine we'll just cut a bad riff that's really all it comes down to is like if you say something like that you didn't want to say or something like we just cut the one minute of alex saying like you should tip your landlord yeah yeah yeah he's always saying that alex is usually that is a whole segment we'll be doing yes well the show starts now wow hey good morning you're back on the quarators podcast live on the internet america's premiere

your Quora-based podcast with Alex, Jeremy, and Claire. Hello. Hello. How's it going? What's up? It's another exciting week here online. What emojis are going out? What emojis are coming in?

We'll have to see. You know what my new favorite emoji is? What? Which one? The one that looks like it's stuck inside of a speaker or something. Or it's like there's an earthquake. It's like, uh. Oh, shit.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. There's shaky lines around it. He's vibrating a bit. He's vibrating. Yeah You're gonna have to send this to me His whole world is being shaken

Yeah Like something crazy just happened What is the implication of that face? That you got upsetting news or something? Yeah, like nothing will be the same Earth shattering Earth shattering I am shaken to my core emoji?

Yeah, straight up Okay And that could be used for flirting As they all can Some sort of sexual way If someone sends a pic You're like That big

You see the eggplant And it rocks your world What's that sound that we have, the Godzilla sound? I don't remember where it is, and I'm not going to find it. You kind of just did it by accident. I can organically do it, but now is not the time for that. The time has come to introduce... Do you see the confidence that people think they can press these buttons

and do what I do? Well, they can't do what I do. Anyway, it's time to come to introduce the guests. We have an amazing comedian all the way from New York City. The Empire State of Mind. flying in high on the trapeze we have comedian anna da anna thank you for coming on the show thank you so much for having me now anna you have been on quora before yes i have do you often use it to answer your questions no i i see quora as more of a rabbit hole you kind of get lost in

when you're accidentally suggested i feel that way that's right i would say i get lost on quora roughly one hour every week at least plus an extra hour of uh paid content yes there's also a bonus oh yeah because i also have to go find the quoros first so that's an hour that's true i tried to cut that out but there's at least two hours there um uh it's a if you are looking for specific information it's a very treacherous place but if you end up there haphazardly you can end up leaving with some valuable stuff. It may be falling in love. Oh? There's a lot

of romance opportunities there. A lot of people looking for love. I've always used LinkedIn. I never considered Coral. LinkedIn? Wow. Has that improved your career at all? No. But I've met a person or two in a LinkedIn comment section. We're both really

happy for the same company. Okay, great. You endorse each other's lovemaking skills. You're moving up the ladder. That's really good. Are you from New York? No, I'm originally from Ghana, West Africa, but I grew up in Delaware.

I always tell people I'm from Delaware. Delaware is sort of the Ghana of America. Don't forget I said that. Do you find that to be true? See, since we're on one track, why don't we have to cut like five minutes? Two places I know very little about. No, I don't think that's an accurate assessment.

Okay. totally stand by it is kind of like the um office park of america okay great yeah yeah i can see that yeah if he made an office park his state it'd be delaware that's where joe uh joseph robinette biden is from right well i think he's a controversial he's from pennsylvania yeah really he just claims delaware he does in the same way that i claim delaware so i can't i guess I can't tell him he's not from there. One of the many ways you are like a former president. You've never seen me and Joe Biden in the same room, have you?

That's right. Not one time. The tax hasn't gone up much higher, the difference mostly. Now, at the start of the show, we like to go on all different sorts of areas on Quora, and we match the questions every week to a theme. Jeremy says that you have experience in doing flight attendants. I have some questions about that. Is that okay?

Yeah, of course. Is that all right? That's huge information. What do you think about pilots? Thumbs up, thumbs down. A lot of them are hard to read. Scary. Every now and then you run into one and you're like,

oh, yeah, this should be picked up. Uh-huh. no um i think pilots come in one of two like genres okay um there's there's the person that's like super disciplined and just like boring yeah and then there's the person you want flying the plane i don't know sometimes that's not who you want flying the plane and then there's a person that will in fact kill you if there weren't laws governing aviation uh-huh that's like the two dichotomies like a denso washington and flight kind of thing yeah yeah yeah yeah they do party pretty hard do they some of them do some of them do at my company there's there's like a lot of

like no fun don't do that they're like super married nothing wrong with being married you guys all are but they're like we're all pilots yeah oh i'm talking about you guys and then there's like a one's last name is sully sully no that's a damn lie i don't know why you said that what is your last name it's patak it's pretty funny if i saved a bunch of people from a goose strike uh i don't think any newspapers would really run with it just because it's very unwieldy to print that i guess there's a few rumors about pilots that i i would like to clear up one is they're very sexually attractive and they have kind of a party atmosphere about five months that they're attractive and then the other is that they're daredevils who make their own way through

the sky that what is true that they spit in the face of god i believe that i think that in practice it's like the it's venn diagrams you know you'll have some that fall into either categories and some that you know it all intersects but there's also some that are just outside of any of those categories i would say yeah there's a lot of like unsexy pilots whenever i see like um a pilot who looks like he's younger than me i get scared oh sure is that okay that's my quora question um are they just like just maybe you're just out of the army or something or the the air force they're usually like fresh meat if they look young but i don't think that like flying a plane is not as hard as you think it is.

I know. You heard it here first, folks. Grab the wheel. That's true. There's two pilots. One of them is usually older. Rarely do you see two young ones. That's when you should be afraid.

Two boys. Yeah, because then there's just like two frat guys like having fun in the cockpit. That's what I worry about where they're like, check this out. And then everybody's upside down. I can go through the arch. I can go through the Louisiana arch.

I actually would do more of that. I always find flights to be terribly boring. Sure. I wish a pilot would barrel roll, you know, go upside down. Let's go really close to the World Trade Center. No, just like really. Yeah, let's go really. Just to show how I wouldn't have done that.

So this is what they did wrong. None of those guys in Al-Qaeda know how to drive. I think probably the most exciting things that happen on planes now is a dog shits really bad and everybody has to deal with it. That hasn't happened on a plane I've been on, but it would be exciting if it did. I feel like that happens. I feel like the most exciting thing, it's usually another passenger is, like, having some kind of, like, moment. Mental break. Sometimes it's not even a mental break.

Sometimes they just need attention or something. I've seen a lot of videos of this, of the, like, am I being detained style airline interaction. And they've really popped up since COVID when people really need attention. Have you, like, had any interactions with that? Me personally, I've had the fortune of not having any of those interactions in my line of work, but a lot of my coworkers have and get to hear all this story. Yeah, damn. Honestly, I would rather have your experience of never having that call.

I would never. I should theoretically start the Quora part of this show, but I'm genuinely so interested in talking about working on a plane that I can't get off of it. I have one more question. Okay. So they're in the sky, you say? And then we'll launch into it. Then we'll take off.

Are you pro or against shoes off on planes? I am very anti-shoes off on planes. In fact, when I am doing cabin checks, I walk by passengers who have shoes on, and I ask them, can you please put your shoes on? And then they're like, why? And I'm like, oh, like if there's an emergency, like, yeah, safety. you need to get off quickly i just think that shoes off on planes i understand i understand the desire to take your shoes off but in practice it just the the plane gets so smelly it's like

corn chips in there it's like especially international because it's gonna stink up when i'm in the cabin it's like a different story it was like sometimes we have to be at the the chairs that are like right in front of the passengers so i will tell the passengers around me to put their shoes on because I don't want to smell that. But when I'm in the back or in the front working, then it just doesn't matter because I'm not in the cab. I just don't want to have to smell people's feet.

What if I know that my feet don't smell? Claire's not the problem. Should I put out a little sign that says, I promise you it would be sort of like a pre-check thing. You have to get approved for non-smelly feet and get a little badge so that

you're allowed to take your shoes off. Only twinkle toes here can let them out that's right because the only people i respect on airplanes are the people who are working on the airplane so i do want to make sure that i'm not stinking up the joint for them yes thank you for your service thank you for everything you do on the plane thank you for making 9-11 not happen again i really love the idea of a pilot who thinks that they crashed by accident they fucked up they're trying to do a cool trick we gotta fix the schools i'll say it These guys don't know how to act.

Anyway, the theme of this week is first class. Beautiful. Vaguely pilot-based, and we are starting with our Space of the Week, which is the genius space. Slam that button. Space of the Week. The genius space. This space is dedicated to all genius minds to express their ideas and knowledge.

Huh. There's 14 contributors and 7,000 followers. These are sort of the elite 14. I'll be really real with you. Going through this, I saw one contributor who was on here a lot, and I found some good questions by him. But we can all agree geniuses are kind of the first class of the mind. Are they not?

Yeah. Undebatable. If that's how you want to see it. It is. also geniuses famously are brains that have to wear glasses yes okay so if you're listening to the show the picture for the genius space is a brain with glasses yeah and it says the space is dedicated to all genius minds to express their ideas and knowledge it has 7.8 thousand followers it's followed by someone that we follow who i don't remember brian kroner brian kroner i always

change my mind when i discover i'm incorrect this is probably someone we found on a different episode and thought was funny and then we clicked follow but i don't remember what his deal is who knows why he's so funny he looks like a goofy guy i think we followed him because he has such a flexible mind anyway here at the genius space we've got some really good stuff here the one guy who posts on all these so far is rk i didn't click on his profile at all but he had some really good answers to stuff rk thinking reading writing wondering oh his picture is a rose pretty cool and he's got his own space. And he's an INFJ.

Oh, ladies. Is that a good one? I don't know. You're like emotional. I was intuitive. Introverted. Oh. Introverted.

You're giving me too much credit. Introverted, nearsighted. Funky. And then he's the fat Jewish. Okay, I don't like him then because he steals a lot of hard-working content creators' posts. That's right.

And he makes them his own for money. He had a lot of good answers. How can you deal with very low IQ people? And then he's got an AI-generated drawing of an elephant. You don't think a computer could? I mean, a real man? A real man could make such a beautiful elephant image? I think a middle-aged woman made that.

The way that these trees blend into the background feels very AI, but it could be a middle-aged woman as well. Sure. I don't know. Yeah, that yellow into that red, I see you, computer. This looks like AI. Look at that moon. Okay.

That's definitely AI. Look at the elephant's trunk. Yes. This is artistic. It's not a real picture. You guys. I'll say that. This isn't real.

It's a drawing of an elephant. Elephants. You know what? Head to YouTube.com and watch the video. You decide. Sound off below. I've been like 10 for 10 in the last asking people to comment stuff. Okay.

Well, the way you deal with very low IQ people is the elephant strategy. Yes. Read it, Alex. elephants carry immense weight strength power capacity capability and talents but they rarely hurl their weight around so true they are super gentle giants who never brag about themselves to smaller animals like rats do rats are always bragging killing spree nor scare them intimidate threaten or ridicule them they go their own way without bothering much about them if they started dealing seriously with every mewing cat barking dog and hopping rabbit they would become extinct

elephants are kind of like mick towels they go their own way so then the post goes into like how you can be like an elephant by dealing with like people who watch cable television yeah uh so there's a there's a point by point breakdown here a little further down if you meet low iq people you can just like an elephant do the following one don't discuss with them their discussion skills information experience level may not may be inadequate to fully understand your point i i find this one to be true if you're working with somebody with like a completely different uh uh frame of reference for reality uh it can be hard to really get into the nitty gritty on certain topics you kind of have to the answer to this is just like yes and and then you

never forget yeah you never forget you can um stomp on their uh grave at their funeral they betray you that's the thing elephants do they do that uh number two don't argue and don't debate with them that's kind of number one again three don't correct them all right so you've really given up on low iq people you just don't fuck with stupid people i low-key don't fuck with stupid people they're pretty much rabbits to me do you guys know your iq have you ever taken an online test not since i was a child we should do that on the patreon take an iq test we should measure jeremy get all of his worth this is brain i don't think i could um emotionally handle the results i don't think i've talked about this on this podcast before i think but i had a childhood

friend who i hated whose mom was really annoying and her iq was in her email address what yeah wow oh this diva i know right i kind of like that isn't that like crazy it's it's such a flex to have on a child to be like not only can i drive but i'm so much smarter than you this was an adult i know oh okay this is your friend's mom so she could send you an email it's like dear jeremy you left all of my plates out signed dan's mom 140 iq i make rockets i do i i always don't want to say because it is clear what the email is. Get it on the podcast.

But I'll say it and bleep it. It was at gmail.com. Oh, I think because it rhymes as well. You could bleep out around the number because that's a pretty high IQ

as far as I know. Why doesn't it go up to 1,000? It should, right? They didn't know about 1,000 yet. My IQ is 800. 1 billion trillion. I'll say it. They should just go to 100.

It's confusing percentage-wise. Why does it go, like, a little above but not too much? Wait, what's the highest? 200? If you're 200, they, like, strap you into a computer. Yeah, right? So since it's a made-up thing, I don't think there is a highest. Like, there's no, I don't, there's just, like, the highest I recorded is 180 or whatever.

So someone has 1,000 out there. Yeah. Maybe. Theoretically. And someone has, like, negative five. Yeah. I think average is, what, like, 100, low hundreds? I have no idea.

It's all made up. It's a fake thing. It's one of those things where if I got a low score, I'd be like, well, this is fake and it's fascist pseudoscience. And if I got a high score, I'd be like, that's just what I thought. I definitely took one as a kid

and they like gave us all high scores and they're like, you're so smart because you did the blocks right. But it's like, you're like in second grade. Well, you're still building your Q level at that point.

It just feels even more fake than what an adult does it. The highest IQ belongs to the girl listening to this. It's so true. I think. We love you. We love you.

Just to finish the point. There's one girl listening. It's 99% men. We've gotten more recently. And to them we say, great. More men? No. Well, I mean also more.

Statistically, actually more men, but a higher percentage of women than previously. Let's not talk about it anymore. This is why we need DEI in the core readers. That's what I'm saying. I was a DEI hire. If we have three to five more hosts, we will become popular.

I swear to God. Anyway, don't give low IQ people wisdom. Don't criticize them. Don't give them wisdom. Isn't that the same as don't correct them? Well, yeah. You're not always giving wisdom when you criticize them. This basically is implying just don't interact with them.

Quite literally, don't talk to them. They are animals to be studied. Anyway, there's more than 10 points. Number 12, praise their folly. There's so many. There's 20. So many. 18, remember, a good fighter is one who can fight well,

but the best fighter is one who can solve the issue without even fighting. Whoa. Just like the elephant. elephants are doing any of this elephants never remember that in any situation they paint they're painting remember think about your iq while dealing with them if they think you are a fool let them and then 16 is let them win so that's like jeremy's friend's mom when she would email him wait there's a popular saying intelligence is like your underwear you have to have it but you don't have to show it i say that all the time thank you for writing in one of my i've done it

It's one of Alex's great phrases that he says a lot. Anyway, so this is one of the genius-based questions. I found another one. This is a great comment. Elephants have been known to go rogue, but I agree with what you said, although they said rouge instead of rogue. French man spotted.

Elephants have been known to go rouge. Mondew. But I agree with what you said. It's a great end to that comment. Okay, here's another question from the genius space. We're still on the genius space. Is IQ slash intelligence lost through trauma? Brain trauma at that?

I just really like the phrasing of brain trauma at that. Just to clarify. It's not just like getting a breakup. It's like when you fall off of a large height onto your head. I want to read about the guy that hit in the head. Okay, this is from Larry Davis, who's not Larry David. Kind of a fake Larry David. Unrelated.

Curb heads. Turn this off. Okay. Do you want to read it, Claire? In my particular case, the evidence is no. I was hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat when I was 13. Jesus! What did you do?

I was on first base and yelled heads up as I threw a baseball bat toward home base and the kid, who happened to be a bully, wasn't paying attention and it hit him in the shins. Do, do, he got... Wait, why was he throwing the baseball bat? Kids do that sometimes. You're not supposed to.

I don't understand the nuances. Yeah, I didn't know that was a kid thing. Never comes up on a plane, but don't throw the bat. Someone threw a cross stick at me once for no reason. Those are lighter than a bat, but they do hurt. Ooh, look at those ugly, ugly shoes that just popped up. We're an audio podcast. Shouts out to the ortho walk.

He got very angry and threw it at me, and it hit me in the back of the head. I recall being dazed and seeing dark spots, and was sent home by one of the nuns. There's so many layers to this. I was unable to... Can I follow this if I haven't read the other posts? I walked to the hospital where I saw my father's car

and was able to get into the passenger side and sit and wait for him. My mother was sighing from colon cancer. Oh, my God. He was quite angry when he saw me in the car. Also, I recall another time when I was the catcher and I got hit with the baseball in the eye socket as I missed catching the ball

that someone had thrown home base. Then for years after my mother died, I was beaten severely by my father numerous times. This guy's saying that he has no intelligence issues. This is the point of this? Because physically he was traumatized and mentally. His head is like a construction zone and he's just fine is what he's saying.

But there's a ton of misspellings of this. At 19, I went to the Air Force and recall testing very high in the entrance exam in the high 90s across the board sometime during basic training after much testing. I scored extremely high in their IQ test. So how do we know that he wasn't actually

the world's smartest man? We don't know his email address. That's right. I imagine he got a very low score on the baseball portion of the IQ test. Janet Reddy, that response to his story. Thanks for a thorough review of your history.

Yes, brain trauma can affect the IQ, but it sounds from your description that your injuries happened before you tested high in the Air Force, so you may have may not have sustained any brain damage from those injuries. I don't know about all that. My question is just

maybe he was like the world's smartest child and now he's just kind of smart. We don't know. I think that's probably what it was. Oh, his wife died.

Everybody's dying. God damn it. He says, wait, my late wife, sorry I said wait wife like I was My wait wife. Like I was a daffy duck

or something. She died in 2009 and now we're beaten up by two young men over the Memorial Day weekend. Oh, what? i'm not laughing i am laughing bad things happen a lot of bad things happen this guy is like larry david but like not for fun bad things happening it's just like actual evil things that keep

happening sure when the clockwork orange gang found my house me and my wife were beaten diagnosed with mpd now did oh sure this guy's just not well 47 alters that's um dissociative identification? Oh wait, I have a great answer for this. These are all lies then is what's happening. This seems like one of his alters has gotten a handle on the keyboard

and is like, who had childhood trauma? My 34th personality. He asked how he can heal his childhood trauma. This is him answering, how can I heal my childhood trauma? He's helping people. He's helping people. His late wife Janice.

Why does he keep getting hit in the head? we love your tv show we think Seinfeld is really funny okay here's the last one on the genius space what is really very scary all right now scroll down because this is not on the genius space but I guess it was it was linked to the genius space uh the one with the picture with all the masks Jeremy I thought you would enjoy as it relates to this show uh I don't see it Alex I'm sorry you just had it and you got rid of it oh this one with the back button you could uncover this wonderful answer so this is for a different this is a related one this is what's scarier than most people think okay wait i want

to see what's scary you met a girl at the bar last night the next morning you wake up in her bed but don't recognize her face seems pretty normal right it is for evie pritchard who lives with a neurological condition called prosopagnosia also known as face blindness for for anyone who's never listened to the podcast where this is alex alex has face i don't know what people look like and i don't remember them and they're so mad about it but actually it's the scariest thing in the world and you should have some damn empathy for other people who have this very real condition represented by scary squid game-like faces.

Alex sometimes will just walk into other Brooklyn apartments and record podcasts thinking he's a co-host. Turns out most Brooklyn apartments are recording a podcast at any given time. It's just Alex and two dogs. It's just me and you.

Yeah, man, I hate the mail. It's just the way they do it, you know? It's not what they're doing. Honestly, it's like the class they bring to the situation. Oh, man, just you and your boys being like, dude, digging rocks. Anyone else love peeing in the hydrant?

That's how I know I was there. That's my hydrant. Do you recognize voices at all? I recognize voices, and looking at you, I was like, of course I know Claire's face, but then if you walked away into a crowd of similar Claires, I'd be like, any of these could be Claire. Sometimes even like my wife leaves for a while and I'm like,

I hope she doesn't appear with five other similar looking women. What you need is the Sims sort of green diamond. That's what I need. Any kind of HUD. The plumb bob. Yeah. Is that what it's called? The plumb bob.

If I get a heads up display indicating correct identities, that would really help me. And it would stop people from yelling at me for this very real genius condition. My favorite thing about you having face blindness is just what do you think that celebrities look like other people and they don't look anything alike. Sometimes I'm right.

Sometimes they do look like other people. You'll be hanging out with some New York comedian and be like, Andrew Dursle looks just like Brad Pitt. You're like, no he doesn't. They're both men. In the footnotes, someone says I can't recognize faces, even my mom's. My mom's.

English spotted. Even my mom. Even mom looks like the next door male lady. Well, they're British, so they don't They don't look that distinct. You all have pudding face. All mums do look like pudding. That's right.

It's classic mum behavior. All mums are bastards. Let's start the show. Okay, so let's do romance questions. Okay. So these are our coordinated questions of romance. What do I do? what do i do if i know a guy at work with a really big beard who calls me baby and sweetheart and the

look in his eyes is like he's really smart and sees through me and knows i'm a scared little kitten i get the feeling he's like a daddy figure this question is first class oh oh i see in what way well you got to imagine not everybody is treated like a little scared little kitten sure sure only the finest co-workers i like i liked i would like really like to know what like the really big beer like some of these details don't really like paint a picture of what exactly the question is right yeah is it an implication like it's santa like are we supposed to read into like we all know what really big beard means i don't think that's what it is chris kringle

yeah i think it's just he's a daddy yeah he's daddy coded i don't think that he's santa i think he's daddy could be the prophet muhammad oh it could be no one knows what he looks like maybe he's a co-worker who thinks you're beautiful he's a co-worker yeah he's sort of he's sort of co-worker coded he's been working on uh doing the lord's favors he could be sort of any sort of religious figure i think this guy with at work is what we're circling around that he's some sort of religious figure well he's daddy yeah abraham he feels like a daddy figure god lord he's definitely daddy abraham had a son tried to kill that guy though he did yeah he went up a mountain yeah famously um i just want to point out the question is what do i do and uh right right right what do

i think you probably uh i don't know fall in love with him hey it sounds it sounds great yeah maybe this is your chance when you're on a plane and you see a guy with a big beard you go i'm a scared little kitten and but you and then you get the feeling he's kind of a daddy figure now what do you do what sort of steps do you take to start in your life to deal with whatever happens there that's a that's a great question thank you uh he's usually piloting the plane that's what i being a pilot is sort of daddy yeah that's like my father for the flight yeah driving you to mcdonald's or whatever all right kiddos buckle up you know that kind of thing your meals coming

down the aisle it's really cold outside uh we do have some answers i don't really know what to tell this lady is you're just horny for a beards i guess um yeah yeah so this is the comment from tanya dwyer who is a dark elf has been gaming for 20 plus years all genres salutes yes all genres i don't just do platformers she says no trade i'm not there to read the other cues like body language and such he might just be trying to be nice what do you mean by trade a trade is like a term in the gay community um yes it's hard for me to describe the definition but i know exactly what they're that's that's how they're using it as is it like swapping dictionary um young hyper masculine looking gay man usually black or latino in urban context yeah i typically dress in

urban clothing and play the thug stereotype the daddy though it's like you know act as if you are the baby and have him be your daddy they're saying that it's sort of originated from the notion that these men were only gay for pay trade sex for money yeah of course the way we all do sort of like daddy at work right daddy's punching in the sperm clock uh tanya's further answer my partner has a tendency tendency to call women sweetie he He doesn't mean anything by it. He's just trying to be nice and not seem threatening. He's a big, burly guy, also with a beard.

To most others, he looks scary and imposing. So many assume he's a biker or something, but I know that he's just a big, fluffy teddy bear. LOL! I don't like the way you're saying that. It's making me sort of a scared kitten. Oh, get in my lap. Quickly, Jeremy.

Get on my knee. I can say this because I'm daddy now. You are daddy. As of the last six weeks, I'm daddy now. It's about time you treat me with some damn respect. Anyway, so they say to talk to him and maybe become his lover is the end of this one. What do other people say? Yeah.

Roz Davis, who is in the common sense corner. Oh, that's a great place to be. Oh, yeah. That's one of the better corners you can be in. He should not be calling you baby and sweetheart in a professional environment. I am getting the impression that he is looking to maneuver you into a relationship. HR has logged on. Roz Davis says, knock it off.

Roz says, however, the fact that you call yourself a kitten is suspect. Are you sure you're not looking for a sugar daddy? Scared is understandable, but kitten is not. Your wording suggests troll. No. Your wording suggests kitten. Yeah, I think that's sort of a kitten. Don Turner says, I can't relate.

Facts. Facts. Okay, yeah, send that out to them. okay so the answer is either like uh get into it or report him to human resources yeah yeah send him to jail probably that's what yeah you have a suspicious daddy making me scared i like the related questions oh yeah how do you know if a woman loves you what should i do if my sister sits on my face oh let's see what should i do if my sister sits on my part of quora is The related questions are always insane.

These are not going to be good. Well, Mia the host has let her sit and eat the fuck out of her pussy. She will love it. Do not. That's your sister. Hey, Mia. Hey, they might be nuns. Okay.

It's true. It's true. Anyone could be a nun on the internet. This always turns into, like, porn. Get off of here. They're all getting off. Maybe try not to suffocate. That's pretty good advice.

This is crazy. That's from Little Ariel, who's shy, but with a dark mind. Jeremy, click on the next question. We've done one question. Okay, I just want to read one more thing, which is Gilf Blast. Who says, depends on how hot your sister is. Thank you, Gilf Blast. Real.

From Spokane Valley, Washington. Survivor of some shit. This answer has been verified by Patriots. I have to click on Gilf Blast. It's an older man whose profile picture is sideways. He's got the aviators. In the car. He says, trying to stay sucker free in a world full of lollipops.

I like that. Yes, Gilf Blast. Gilf Blast. I don't like he's a, I think he's a gynecologist and he's. I don't think he really is a gynecologist. Oh, I don't know. Would he lie about something like that? It says he has a master's in obstetrics.

The sideways picture, that's giving gynecologists. That's giving gynecologists. Well, because you have to turn up and look at them. He has two questions and one of them is, if you had 300 plus homemade adult videos of your ex doing incredibly raunchy things to you, would you discreetly show them to people that don't like her already? 300 plus. That was in January. That's from two months ago.

That don't like her already? Hey, do you have around 30 hours to spare? You kind of just see a person I hate. This guy doesn't have his full name on here, does he? No, it's Gilfblast. Yeah, Gilfblast. Oh, right, right, right. Because sometimes they have their full names.

Well, he lives in Spokane Valley, Washington. What's a Mimos Hosteles? I don't know what that is. That was his question. He doesn't want to order one. Where can I order Mimos Hosteles? You're a Mimos Hosteles fan. It is a type of plant.

What? It's a tree that is native to Brazil. Oh, it's DMT. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. Far out. And that was his last question, so maybe he changed his behavior after.

I'm sick of these drug nerds. Yeah. Who are calling it by their official name. Go back to your gilf behavior. Yeah, you're blessed with them. Let's do a second question. Would you guys go to your gyno if you could see their choreo history? That's a really good question.

I don't think I'd want to go to any doctor or therapist if I could see their internet behavior, period. I once looked up my psychiatrist and her Pinterest page popped up. And luckily, I was vibing with it. I was like, okay, I like everything. I like your vibe. I like the wallpaper you're picking out. It's really cool.

Crack my brain open. Basically crack my brain. I love your favorite movies. Yeah. Would you want to see your guy knows Gora Beige? I would. Yeah? I would.

I'm curious. I want to know if they have something to say about my sister sat on my face. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Next time you're at the gynecologist, ask, what should I do if my sister sits on my face? And see if the guy that says, lick her pussy. Or is she hot?

Is she healthy? Is there a discharge? Do you want to see 300 hours of my ex? Okay, here's another question. How do I catapult myself into the top 5% of the most eligible bachelors around? Catapult. First class. First class.

First class. Blossy, blossy. Everyone think about it. Sorry. Don't jump right in. I feel like you could just, like, you could get a gun and take out the 95%. That's a great idea. This is what women want, if you're listening.

Take them out. Prove it. Prove with might. Kill your enemies. Now, I bet this is also going to be the Quora answer, so it's good that we're reaching it organically in the room. Not to keep reading the ads we're getting, but what is this Super Goop sunscreen? You don't know about Super Goop?

I don't like that name. Please don't read the ads. It's a sunscreen that is clear, so you don't have the white cast. I don't like that name. Super Goop? Sunscreen is just like a cancer stick, too. They got all kinds of stuff in there.

I thought it's to prevent cancer. It's to prevent the one kind. No, that's Goop. That's regular Goop. That's Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. I don't think she makes sunscreen. Maybe I'm wrong. She makes all sorts of shit.

Maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, yeah, you probably need... This is on the internet, so the answer is going to be like, get a million dollars. You need abs and you need a Bugatti. My friend Andrew Tate is one of the most eligible men, and he is under arrest for human trafficking.

Not to be all like 2018 or whatever, but like whatever I see this percent, I just keep reading this in Bernie Sanders' voice. The top 5% of the most eligible bachelors. The number 1% pussy getter. If it squirts, he flirts. And I'm not talking about your sister's face. What do I do if my sister sits on my face?

I'm not talking about your sister's. He should always clarify he's not talking about his sister. I'm not talking about my sister. Not talking about my beautiful sister. Who is gorgeous? David French. David French says, who makes up the list of the top 5%? I suspect the list is based on money, who makes a lot, who is socially connected.

So make a lot of money and get to know prominent people. You know, if we're ranking all men, I guess. Do you ever send any top 5% eligible bachelors on the airplane? It all goes back to this. I have so many questions. Usually my coworkers get to them first. Really? Yeah.

Do you guys divide up the planes? If you see LeBron James, you're like, this is my aisle now. You guys have to go in another part of the plane. There's one aisle. It's an airplane. No, the really big ones have two aisles. That's fair. I'm not going anywhere.

Find who's not going on any planes. Doesn't know the glamorous parts of the world. I was on an airplane recently, and I was asleep, and a guy was going to the bathroom, and he grabbed my head like it was the chair and just like... And it woke me up, and it was so scary. I feel like this is related to the 5% most eligible bachelors.

You can't let that happen to you. The back row, I was in the back row, and I feel like the back row is just they don't respect you back there. They're just like, you're dirt. You load out last. Is that true? Yeah, but if the plane were to crash, highest. Really?

It's safer. It does feel that way. Although first class is dead. Yeah, they're dead. Immediately. I feel like if you're crashing the plane, it's either the like almost everyone dies or uh no one dies situation usually yeah like if you fall like 10 000 feet it's like well are you buckled um and then uh that plane flipped upside

down a few weeks ago and everyone lived that was crazy that was because they're wearing their seat belts and they had to open the doors upside down that was the crazy part they usually don't drill you how to open the doors upside down it's supposed to be right side up yeah typically unless Unless you're in a tailspin situation. The Disney show. Anyway, Ano Pels says, who told you it's a competition?

Gil McQueen says, how do you catapult yourself? So Gil McQueen's answer is not interesting, but I really like their thing. Former diplomat. Click on Gil McQueen. He's got a sloth eating a leaf as a picture. I am a humble person aware of my value.

That's nice. Oh, okay. That's actually very eligible of you. Yeah, you're sort of like a diplomat. He knows the truth about Russia. I will note immediately he is talking about Romania, which I believe is where Andrew Tate was arrested. Oh, maybe they're friends.

Wait, who's Andrew Tate again? He's the guy who's a sex trafficking influencer, man. Yeah. Do you know who I'm talking about? Which one? He has abs. He's a kickboxer. He's bald.

He tells, like, nerds to get abs, and then they become evil. He's like a podcast guy. Yeah. He, like, kind of got big through Tom Segura's podcast. Right, right. Which is insane. He's on The Real World as well. That's how his career started.

He was on a season of Big Brother, I think. No, aren't you thinking about the other guy? Which guy? The southern one. You must be thinking of the other guy. No, Andrew Tate was definitely on Tom Segura's. No, who's the other one? I don't know.

You need to clarify more details. The Paul brothers? No, he was on Road Rules. Oh, you're talking about... Oh, my God. Fuck. Fuck. Is this an OC?

So, Rogan? No. Is this a character you made up? He's like, he talk like this. And he's got a- I would love to meet this- I don't know who you're talking about. I would love to meet this figure.

He has like facial hair. Yeah, he was at the inauguration. Oh, Theo Vaughn? Yes. Theo Vaughn's a comedian, though. Oh. I just assumed he was like a good friend of yours. I didn't want to guess him.

I assume you know Theo Vaughn from your many travels. Hey, forget it. No, Theo Vaughn is very different than Andrew Tate. He doesn't have abs, and he doesn't know as many video games. I need to show you what Andrew Tate looks like, Claire, because it's important. He has the craziest voice of all time because he's half British, half American.

And his father's a spy? It's crazy. He's, like, really jacked, I guess, but not really. No, he's a professional kickboxer. I did not know that's who Andrew Tate was. He looks like sort of a big penis, and then he tells guys that they need to be meaner to women. Yeah, and then they say, okay.

and then this is my whole personality now. Yeah, and he went to prison for sex trafficking. Yeah, he was a sex trafficker. Right, but he's free now and he's in Florida. Oh. Yeah, and he was like hanging out with the UFC guy, Dana White. You know, not to go out of my way to defend Theo Vaughn, but kind of a far more malicious figure.

Sure, sure. Theo Vaughn was at the Trump inauguration, though. Yeah, that's true. Which is very weird. He's pretty much a human trafficker. I changed my mind. The most annoying person to get trafficked by

is Theo Vaughn just asking all these dumb questions. Who's the highest you've ever been? I don't know what Theo Vaughn sounds like. I'm sorry.

We're doing Quora MD. Move to medical questions. Here we are. Quora MD. Fuck me. It's Quora MD. Won't you tell us your disease?

that you have. Doctors, I ask you this. Okay, well, the first answer to this question, someone's got to ask this question, but the first answer is very depressing. Yeah, we'll skip that. The question is, is it bad or good to drink a 26-ounce bottle of vodka a day?

Who's to say? How much is 26-ounce? That's a big boy. This is 8-ounce. This is 16-ounce. This is coffee. 16-ounce. So more than this, a vodka.

Eight ounce plus 16 ounce. Eight ounce plus 16 ounce. So a can plus that. That's a lot of vodka. Usually, I feel like the liter bottles... Oh, no. How many ounces are in a liter? I've walked right into this.

We get called stupid so many different ways online this week. It's really annoying. And it was all from not knowing what the beak of a... Liter's 33.8. ...plague mask is for. Oh, my God. Everyone was so mean about it. They're like, I learned about this in school.

Why were you learning about that in school? I sent like 1,000 comments that were like, I know why the plague doctor mask is like that. What class was that? And then my wife came home and was like, I could tell you about the plague doctor mask. I was like, I know now. We have to fix the schools. Do you know about plague doctor masks? Yeah.

Everyone on plague. I'm sold. Do you want to know why they're like that? Do you know, Anna? Didn't they put stuff in the nose so they wouldn't smell the death? Because they thought that the bad smell is what made people sick. They didn't know about germs yet. The three of us are the only three people who didn't know this.

And apparently it means that we have a lot of student loan debt. Which is what someone said on YouTube. We took all those plague doctor classes. They didn't mean anything. I have low IQ. What states are you all from? I'm from California. I'm from Massachusetts.

I'm from New York, baby. Long Island. We're supposed to have good schools. We're supposed to have good IQ. We're all major in Plague doctoring I went to art school bitch You know what the thing is too

This also seems like something they teach you in England When they go over the black death And it's like sorry I don't need to know about that time It was irrelevant to the course of things That was not happening anymore That's the past There'll never be another plague Why don't you tell me all of Paul Revere's favorite songs

Cause that's what I was learning That's such a Massachusetts thing to learn He liked Yankee Doodle, right? He liked Yankee Doodle, even though it was designed to insult him. My version of this is I grew up on Long Island, and every year as a child we learned that Long Island was made by a glacier. Oh. Oh, wow.

In case you forgot. In California, we learned about missions. Oh. Like James Bond. The missions from the Spanish. Yeah. Spanish. Those are good to know about.

Ethan Hunt. I think knowledge is power. Anyway, do we have an answer before we read the answers on the page? The answers are not fun. Just do we think that it's good or not to have 26 ounces of Vodka a day? Is that the question? Yeah. That is literally the question.

Oh, it was 26. I thought it was 24 for some reason. Is it bad? I'm going to go ahead and say it's bad. I'm going to get yelled at for saying April 16 before. If it's from like a local vendor, I feel like it's good for the local economy. Yeah, if it's organic. Shopping local.

Or if you're a really big dude, you know what I mean? Like if you're like Andre the Giant, that's just like a normal 10 ounce of vodka every day addiction. Or if you have a rare disease where you have to drink vodka or else you'll die. Which you get by drinking it. If you're Italian and you have to make Penne alla Vodka. There you go. Oh, what if you're always eating Penne alla Vodka? It's good if you're Italian.

I know a guy who drinks this much vodka a day and he's doing all right. And by that I mean he's alive. do you want to say who or no i can tell you why do you want to know who i don't know uh well you got to cut it out dr greg has answered he says dr greg here my goodness oh dr greg drinking it twice hold on hold on hold on yeah he's a chiropractor not a real doctor you fuck fake medicine

try again Dr. Greg I can't trust you on anything I don't trust any of these things these are all fake and I don't care

fuck you Dr. Greg you know what Paco's bad for you you know what's much better is snapping your spine right at the neck and just jerking it around willy nilly

anyway lots of pictures of caskets yeah a lot of people saying you shouldn't do it which you know you know what this one does seem

like a troll question and I love how many people are just like i lost my son yeah that's sad oh man r.i.p to that guy ninja dessert answered this hello ninja dessert opening that one i'm sorry for your loss i want to see the question asker george etcham okay this is his only question ever oh no i think it was genuine he made an account just to inquire yeah and then he died afterwards that is what i'm thinking shortly after yeah it's a short-lived habit at 26 ounces a day.

That's like a leaping Las Vegas amount of alcohol. That's enough of that question. Let's do police chorus. This is a fake siren. This is a podcast. If you're driving, you're not being pulled over. If you're in your car, you're fine. Wait, what if you are? If you are getting pulled over, it's a weird coincidence, and I'm sorry to hear that.

And also, please tell the police officer about our podcast coordinators. Really, word of mouth helps so much. We're trying to get more cops to listen. Anybody with a gun tell them about our show anyone who feels they're above the law or that they are the law uh this is our law question for today can twins get away with more crimes than average people this implies twins can never be average people that's true well well they're there's my dad's

a twin he did a lot of crimes as a kid did it okay so here's my take on this he built a bomb What kind of twin? Was he fraternal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when my dad was a kid in the city, he and his brother would try to make explosives so they would buy the ingredients. Were they in the IRA?

No, they were just dumb kids in Queens. That's not a stereotype about kids in Queens. And they were taking down the British government. I don't know, it was like the 60s. They wanted Protestants out of Queens. I agree with that. Two Jewish boys. There's one thing, one move you could do as a twin to get away with more crimes, and it's to frame your twin.

So I can't imagine. They don't look the same. They don't look the same? They sound the same on the phone. Is that anything? That could help. You can use that. Here's the thing.

In crime, you always need a partner. That's right. And then your partner's in crime. So in that they are more likely to have a partner, I would say on average they are more likely to get away with crimes. but they aren't over predisposed to being able to get away with them. The iron wall of the law stands, twin or not. Do you think twins commit more crimes than average people? Absolutely, I do.

I actually do think that. Jeremy's father's a terrorist. Because their brains are split into two, so they actually have half of the morals of a regular person. Yeah, and they have telepathy. And they have a secret language. Oh, yeah, and they do have telepathy. God, I wish I had twins so bad.

I thought I had two sets of cousin twins, but it turns out the other ones were just like sisters who don't talk. If you had a twin, you could easily have a twin in a prestige situation. That's why you don't recognize people's faces. Oh. Oh, I forgot that that's what happens in that movie. Spoilers for the prestige. And it's like my twin could recognize everyone's face?

No, that's not what I'm saying at all. No, I'm saying that half the time it's not you. It's a different Alex who's here. He's like, I remember what we did last week. Oh, yes. Yeah, that would explain a lot about this show. And the other one's in love with me. Speaking of twins, before we move on,

this is a question that I have been battling with online. Okay. It's a bit vulgar. Everyone quiet. Clones, right? Identical twins are like clones, right, basically. You do have sex with them. It's masturbation.

No, it's incest. Is it? No, that's masturbation. It's incest. Really? I disagree with this. Because identical twins are- Oh, twins are clones.

Clones are... And your clone is technically like your identical twin. So if you had sex with your clone, it's incest. This really changes my viewing of Austin Powers. If your clone sits on your face... I think if you clone yourself, that's masturbation, but I don't know. But your clone is like a separate entity. It's feeling separately than you.

Yeah, masturbation is like... It's like you're feeling yourself. I guess the question is, is this a clone situation where I go into a machine and I press a button and there's two of me? Or is it like the real cloning thing where they create a baby version of me that then has to be raised into an adult? It's a separate life, like a Mickey 17. I would argue both cases, it's incest. I think the one where you press a button in the machine and there's a second me, that's fine. The other one is bad.

To get into the morality of the thing, the problem with incest is not any spiritual wrong. It is the biological code that will then be shortening your gene pool. And so if it's an exact clone of you, yes, it's like pretty much double brother trouble. There's other issues with incest, Alex. I think that's the main one. It reduces the human population's viability. Whatever it is, it's fucking hot. and i i want to see 300 plus videos

i don't think you should make love to a clone anyway the question was can twins get away with whether it's yours or not any clone should not is not able to consent uh we have a guy who's uh he's uncle sam his little picture his name is john and he lives in the united states of america he says it depends on how smart they are when committing the crime having a partner is a double-edged sword see as as a non-criminal myself i did not know that on the one hand having a sibling be your partner in crime ensures that you have a tremendous success instead of doing all your work yourself on the other hand should your relationship sour or your twin wants to come clean you will face a challenge then you have a loose end oh

that's true because that's what happened to the unabomber his brother ratted him out is that true really yeah but his brother wasn't like not a twin no but he he recognized his writing right and was like, that's my brother. This is what happens at Metal Gear Solid, sort of. Don't trust your siblings if you're going to mail bombs to people, I guess. Right. Oh, you know what? They're also clones of Metal Gear Solid.

That's why I'm an only child. Your parents decided. They knew that I would be good at that. This is what I feel about 23andMe. I don't want to rat out any serial killers in my family. I agree. Loyalty. Respect.

Everything comes down to business. That's their business. business uh so anyway john says yes twins have a better chance than the average person to go with crimes but they also have double the risk double the trouble they're twins double everything it's twins god can you imagine if you had twins alex i think about it every day you like crime rafael fernandez says do you like crime and then no one answered there's a master and jungle-ology. I just feel like

it's going to be racist over there. Raphael's house? The core? He doesn't see his blank profile. David McDonald. David McDonald says, not that I've noticed, although I haven't met

every set of twins in the country. This is a former pediatrician, so he's met several. Yeah, good for you. Who are the twins that I know? Twin check. Who are the twins that I know? Do you know the Lucas Bros?

I do. Okay, that's one set of twins. Do you know my cousins, Meg and Kate? No, but I heard they don't talk to each other. They do. They talk to each other. I have another set of cousins who are just sisters and not twins. Are you a slave to Christ?

Is Christ your master? Wait, who's asking this? The guy who asked the twin question. What a strange man. He's asked 6,000 questions. He's curious about everything. Love my sister. Navy veteran.

Ex-prisoner. Ex-homeless. Faithful atheist. This episode is kind of an incest episode. Is this the guy who asked the sister? Yeah, right? Wait, I want to... I got to see more of his questions.

If you're in love with God and he's your father, is that incest? I don't know. Answer my question. Let's do one more. You will literally strike down the entirety of the Catholic Church with that question. Take this!

I've had enough! Can twins get away with that? I just... He had an interesting question that said, what makes a 40-year-old woman better than a 20-year-old woman? Oh. Something like that. Double the experience.

I do want to find that now. What is it? What makes a 40-year-old woman better than a 20-year-old woman? No answers. So let's answer it. Do we have an answer? What makes them better? Just write double the trouble.

Send. Type it and send. Alberto Mysterio, Texan travel agent. What's our credential? A 41-year-old woman. I was going to say MILF lover. I don't know how you're going to type this in, but figure it out. Get me results and put them on my desk.

So that's all in there. This episode has been high class. I don't know why it says former. Former 41-year-old. Can we do one more question? Yes, we certainly can, Alex. For my special day. We certainly can.

This is a really good question. is there honor among thieves so this is a question for the police in the law and order segment i think there could be right i feel like if if you're going to burglarize a house and you come there's already burglars here you'd go to another house right oh i didn't realize you would say yeah yeah how rude of me oh oh you guys are going through a lot right now right and also the fact that so many people are trying to tell me there is no honor among thieves makes me think that there is. And it's kind of propaganda at work.

I think there is honor among thieves. Aladdin was very honorable. You know, in thievery, people can be put in that situation. Pirates? There's a pirate code? Sure. There's a pirate code. Although, often the behavior of pirates is less than sterling.

You've heard it here first, folks. Alex works for the British Empire. Do we need all that rum? Why don't you leave that in the barrel? I used to shoplift a lot, and now I sort of meditate. Tell us more. And I'm a good volunteer every once a month.

Okay. Did you realize? It's sort of an honor amongst you. But that would kind of imply that you are no longer a thief, and that's why you're honorable. I feel like there is honor, because most thieves kind of steal from Whole Foods versus like mom and pop shops.

I'm not stealing from mom and pop. Who were you stealing from, Claire? One time I stole something from someone's house. That was really true. Quite literally from mom and pop. Yeah. No, they were rich. That's for the thrill of that.

Like at a party? House party? Yeah, at a house party. What'd you take? A cordless phone. Wow. That's disruptive. That's awesome.

I stole a pineapple once from a house party. Whoa. And then they went looking for it. The pineapple? Yes. They posted on a Facebook group, like, has anyone seen the pineapple? Like an actual fruit? the fruit and then i had to send an apology two weeks later when the pineapple started rotting

that hey what it was why did no one eat the pineapple i feel like you're in the clear they're like three dollars we felt so well i feel like they saw us take it so they wanted we know who did it but we just want them to say we stole your pineapple playing games yeah i don't like that i don't like that at all i just like to get drunk at a stranger's house and steal something of theirs if i think they're too rich okay yeah you let your hands do this practice redistribution i was kind of just like if robin hood was very spiteful into the redistributing party just kind of took stuff what's the biggest thing you stole most expensive well like at the mall i just feel like underwear no that's not even that big

um easy to to get into a pocket yeah i guess if it's fancy underwear underwear can be expensive if you have a mac weldon or something you have 40 underwear by the way we would love advertisers if you're listening and we will tell people not to steal those like did you steal back well because i hear they're extremely comfortable and affordable the thing is it's worth the price They're moisture-wicking. Because they keep the whole area just clean as a whistle. Oh, God. I think there is honor amongst these.

Can we read some of these answers? Are there any good ones? They kill each other like animals in games. Organized crime. They are mass-murdering savages. Then they rat on rat-trother when cornered to get it a little easier in the can. That's from Michael Romeo. This guy hates criminals.

Army veteran, D&D character. What do I think of criminals? They're like criminals. He's a patriot slash historian I don't believe you He studied at the School of Hard Knocks So many people studied there They have a very high acceptance

Is that where I know him from? I'm reading his four questions What do you think of NASA shooting that asteroid? Is it hit or miss? Wait How do the Marines Determine which Marines will serve with the fleet And how long will they serve

This is part of his anti-pirate posting. This man hates criminals. Proud American. He hates criminals. He hates pirates. Michael Romeo. He hates asteroids. Mandarin Oriental Hotel Group.

He says, why not call a therapist 911 or the suicide hotline for personal problems? Quora is not the site for mental problems. Wrong. That's actually completely incorrect, Michael. It is the number one site for mental problems. You are in the wrong place, my friend. For us. Maybe you should have learned a little more at Hard Knocks.

okay well uh if there's no further ado i would like to wrap it up and move to our final segment yes do it we have recently as of the last two weeks started a call-in quora segment called is that okay is that okay oh wow yeah remember when we recorded that earlier wow music by the way that's my friend brinney boar from the hit band stay inside yes they're very good you should listen to that yeah check out her theme song she's a cool cool lady anyway uh we have our first or i'm sorry our second call-in question after claire if you would like to send a question to the show if you would like to send a question to the show please go to uh quarators at gmail.com send a voicemail under 30 seconds we would love to hear your questions don't be afraid to get

personal this is our question a quora question you're coming up with a question that could be on Quora.com. What did cowboy name be? If you were a cowboy, what would your name be? I just want to say that's a perfect Quora question. Thank you for writing in. That is from Ace. Yeah, I believe this is a character,

Claire. You know what? This might be the character you were thinking of when you were thinking of Andrew Tate. I was thinking of Theo Vaughn. Who's that cowboy guy who listens to the show? This is Ace. Theo Vaughn actually called in this one.

yeah he's kind of a rustler um cowboy names cowboy names cowboy names the cowboy name i i do have a question please do cowboys not have normal names that's what i'm saying yeah i actually had the same thought they are there's they're willy-nilly with uh nicknames i guess so yeah they they like to put some stank on it what's the woman from deadwood uh calamity jane calamity jane i feel She's kind of a cowboy. She's really a drunk. I feel like I'd be Lexi Slam. That's pretty good.

Lexi. Lexi Slam. Well, you got to make it cowboy-like. I think I'd be Dark Horse. That's like a Native American name. No, no. I'm like a scary, dressing all black, evil cowboy. I don't know.

Oh, my God. Here he comes. The Shadow. I think I'd be Cactus Juice. Cactus Juice is good. That's really good. Probably like Anna the Infant. That's great.

Anna the Infant is a cowboy name. Because Billy the Kid is pretty scary, but what if you go even younger? He has the morality of a baby. A baby. There's no rap from Rome. That baby is honorable. That's really good. Oh, thanks, Ace.

Thank you, Ace. Again, I would love to know how you found out about the podcast, what your whole deal is. What time period you're in. what time period and what time you recorded that question and i hope it was in the uh 21st century where we are now that rocking good time let's close out the show here hannah thank you so much for coming on quaraders thank you for having me thanks for answering all the questions thank you uh where can our listeners find you at home and abroad um you can find me on instagram at And then on Tumblr at men's rights at tibia.

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We'd love to see you there. uh and uh that's it for us this week and remember to question everything bye-bye kisses