Quorators - Gender War w/ Hesse Deni

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why am I and most men submissive to hot doms? Why do friendships between women seem so much louder than friendships between men? Why has using weed all day made me so skinny? I love it since it makes me look like a woman, but people comment and ask why you are so skinny. --- Listen to Hesse's podcast Seeking Derangements Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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That'd be good. It's more of a medical term, really. A bodcast is, you know, a podiatrist is a sort of podcaster. That's true. The way they put casts on feet. The way they be putting casts on feet. Yeah, I think that's right.

Folks, we got to use this. Let's start the show. It's Quarators. oh you're back again another week with america's premier quora-based podcast quarators here with alex and jeremy claire's still moving across the country her wagon is hitched somewhere in the utah territories but wolves are following the caravan and odds are beginning to look scarce we'll keep provide updates as they come nick nanny battling a wolf

a lot of big act out scaring off the wolf yeah uh we don't have time for that we have a wonderful guest here today all the way from the seeking to reach this podcast we have hesedini well back again hello thank you for having me i i was saying before we started uh you are now tied for our most most recurrences on the show. Three-time guest, Hessa. And I'm coming for Kath Barbadoro's head. You're going to have to be really

striking a difference between your style and hers today. And I just hope that one of you comes out on top. It's going to happen, and it's going to be me. And I'm sorry, Kath. Much respect to you. Much love. But you're done. You're done.

There could be only one at the end of the day. I'd watch that fight. You and Kath battling it out. I think she would probably, in a physical brawl, I think she could take me. Kath spends a lot of time exercising. Yeah, weightlifting specifically. She's probably pretty good at what she needs to do.

Although I've never seen her fight. And she also has an Italian rage, which we can't get into today as, oh, starting the show, right? Weather report, hot. Too hot. It's very hot. Okay, that part's done.

This is the episode following Race War, the hit, the viral hit that we all love. we all have the shirts now and it's not out yet in our time we don't know if you were mad at us yet

we're still in the before time I don't have a Bugatti yet but the shirt says race war with the quarator question mark yeah

quora question mark it says in parenthesis the podcast episode so people don't get mad yeah yeah yeah you know those shirts that have like all the names like if it's like the Beatles

or like John and Paul or ours is just like white and black and Asian and they're at war it's just chinese korean japanese but uh anyway so we're continuing on the viral success

uh of that this week this week we have gender wars gender wars anything can happen in the gender wars and uh you're probably we're on opposite sides i think that this is a non-aggression zone yeah no this is kind of like where the two this is like a uh The Yalta Conference. A UN-style intervention where we discuss terms. I just hope that we can make it out of this thing alive. And there's so many genders out there. There's so many.

It's like the Yugoslavian Civil War. The non-binary partisans clogging the feed. And I remember when we had Joe Biden on, he said there were at least three. That was his policy. and we'll have to see how many today there are going through Quora. What a political answer. I think we can get rid of at least one gender by the time this is over.

Just kind of rule them out, lump them in with another one. This is our YouTube bait. Watch to the end of the video to see which gender we get rid of. Yes. Subscribe to bring more genders in. We could conquer one as men. Take one in. We love doing that.

I got to say, I picked the questions here. Men get a hard go. for a while but uh yeah we're strong and um uh stoic and we have that going for us you know by the end of this episode i hope that both of you will consider me a man this is a good news for the gender board it seems like women are gone another win for the fellas pound it dog oh yeah big dog that's pound it pound it dude. Oh, hell yeah. I can't do that yet, but at the end. Yeah, at the end, maybe.

Yeah. Spilling, spilling, spree. Hell yeah, dog. Alright, well, I want to get right into it, because we got a delicious buffet here today. I don't want to miss a thing. Space of the Week. We're starting with Space of the Week. Now, this is a relatively small

space, but it expertly matched the theme. Where did you find this? Which is, well, I typed in, I think, man woman and this is the space rich woman looking poor man okay 55 followers whatever man now that man doesn't look like a rich woman to me no i think he's looking for a rich woman which is kind of i feel like the phrasing could go the other way for it the the bio is what a rich woman needs such a loving man will remain a complete secret then con oh no oh no what is this man doing Da-na-na, da-na-na, da-na-na, da-na-na.

The art of the con. Spaces you may like. I like the spaces you may like. Over 50 women seeking real connection. Yeah, there's a lot of dating stuff on Quora, weirdly. If you're looking for an older woman, don't you just go on this space and not make your own space and be like, here I am, I'm poor.

Let him cook. John space, date John. Heika is the name of one of the women, which was a contender for name when I was choosing a transgender name. Really? Yeah. I have never seen that name before in my life.

I know. I was like, it's got to be a weird one. Yeah. No one's ever heard before. That one has too many hard sounds in it, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heike appears to be the mod of over 50 women seeking real connection. And she's beautiful.

There's some real knockers on these cougars. Yeah. I'll say that as part of a gender. It's all her, right? Is it not? I mean, it's all like- No, these are different ladies. Yeah, these are all-

Oh, you mean you're right, I'm 53. Now who has face blind is bitch. She lives in Dallas and Phoenix. You know what? All MILFs to me are the same. All MILFs are beautiful. Yeah. Hashtag all MILFs are beautiful.

It's a gender war. Yeah. Where's the Advent of Claire sound? I haven't used that in a while. I feel like Race War had the Inception sound, and this is going to be... Gender war. Beautiful. So these are the questions on rich woman looking poor man.

These are long. Please read these. This is a good one. Do rich women look at poor men? What's up here, rich woman? What's up here, rich woman? What's up here, rich woman? Read around the long ones.

They're good. That's what I always say when I walk into a party. What's up here, rich woman? How about guys and in some cases gals? When I'm talking to my friend Richard Woman, that's the first thing I always say. Okay, this is the first question on this. What after the accident I got the first job of my life

with an elderly lady and I was not enthusiastic after that? so i do not think where the posting will get modern facilities i don't even think about what to eat when i left the house i don't know if my eyes were wet maybe they were wet i wiped them with my hands before anyone saw them oh that's really did anyone answer that no answers on that that's strange any of these very strange that no one answered that two people followed it so i guess two other people are hosting problems i was about to say they also have a podcast actually two of my brother my brother and me guys yeah i don't really understand this post but i understand he's crying at the end of it so that kind of makes him the first casualty of the gender war yeah he well

he it seems like he's not even sure if he was crying right he's not sure if they were wet but when i wiped them they were wet yeah i don't even think about what to eat uh i'm gonna read the second long question here a man went to the doctor this is a rorschach style yeah man goes to doctor looking for a rich woman. I feel like we always talk about Rorschach every time we come on. He's always relevant. A constant figure.

A kind of Mr. Quora. Yeah. A Quora-esque user. He's kind of, yeah, he is the Quora superhero. Just asking questions. Yeah, him or the Riddler, maybe. Yeah.

Yeah, they're two questions, guys. Yeah, the Riddler's questions have answers, though. So I feel like that's a little bit less, like a lot of these, like that first question doesn't have an answer. No. I don't think. It can't be answered.

None of the ones on this space have an answer, but I did think they were worth digging into anyway. And I bring this up every time, but I do want your opinion on this. Did you see the Riddler in the last Batman? They did the emo Batman? Yes. I have a theory they based him on Jake Flores.

They watched a bunch of Jake Flores and were like, this is who the Riddler is now. The Riddler's a lot of like, oh, Batman. I don't know if you've seen what you're doing, but you suck. Yeah. They cut the deleted scene where he has a podcast with you. I'm eating cum, Batman.

Which, by the way, great idea for a Batman villain. To have like a sex scene where he eats cum. No one's willing to go there. Riddle me this, Batman. I'm trying to think of any other. Killer Croc here, and that's Anders Lee. that Jake's on their co-host. Oh, man.

I'm really into the idea of Crocodile Anders, but I'm getting distracted. Back to the rich woman space. Read the rest of this thing. I do it to myself, and that will be what my men lose. Oh, wait. I will actually say real quick that Rorschach is a parody of the DC character The Question, right?

I didn't know that. So there you go. Do you see how smart Jeremy is? That's Quora. I think that's his name. The Question. I'm hitting the sound effect. I'm going to be so happy if there's a superhero.

Yeah, his name is Question. I put in a the. You got this, Quora. You got this, Quora. What is that if not Quora? The Question makes it sound like so much more racist and troublesome, honestly. I guess it is sometimes The Question. Kind of a villain name you can't do these days.

Yeah, yeah. They couldn't do The Question today. A hero named The Final Solution. Oh, no. Sorry, sorry. I don't care. We did a race war last week. Top that, Kath.

A race war not over, from what I remember. Okay, back to the space. I want to read the second one. Please. A man went to the doctor because he couldn't stand up. The doctor heard and said, are you getting married? No. Have a girlfriend?

No. Are you an adulterer? No. Go to Tan Bazaar? No. Do masturbate? No. The doctor said angrily, then what will he do when he stands up?

Hang the calendar. Whoa. I'm going to use that one. This is, it's too broke for me, honestly. This is something a poor man would write. This is such poor man mindset. This is when you have a whole day to make a riddle. Bro hasn't even been to Tan Bazaar.

Tan Bazaar. Doing crowd work. Bro hasn't even been to Tan Bazaar. The flights are cheap. Hang the calendar. Hang the calendar. Hang a calendar. You son of a bitch.

Check the fucking date, bitch. The poor comedian. He's got to hang the calendar. I got no dates. All right, I don't think this guy ever finds a rich woman. Spoilers for that. No, I want to see. It doesn't say the admin, right?

Because I want to see who this guy is. I'm a little curious. I think these are the people who follow it. I know. So if you go to the first one, will that be the admin? Marari? I don't think so. Sick name, by the way.

Yeah, that's a cool name. It's like a Ferrari. It's like a Ferrari. For moms. Ferrari for men. Yeah. Ferrari. Ferrari.

Finally. I'm so sick of how Ferraris are for women. Yeah. I can't get over it. Which, that's a plot point in the movie Triple X, where Vin Diesel's like, I got you nine gay Ferraris and then one cool muscle car for myself. Fuck, he's cool. That's very silly.

Yeah. I remember there being a sex scene to some very crazy music. Yeah, it's really crazy. I saw it when I was 11 years old. I have not seen Triple X. It'll inspire you. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful film. It's going to make you get the one muscle car that's for men.

Are you female? Does love need a man? That's the last question on that. All right, well, let's move into the actual... Yes and no. Let's move into the meat of it here. We're going to start with medical questions here in the gender wars. It's QuoraMD. We're on QuoraMD.

There's a war happening to all the genders. Why has using weed all day made me so skinny? I love it since it makes me look like a woman, but people comment and ask you, why are you so skinny? This is interesting. See, I got to put on my glasses for this. I do find that you get weedos who are on the leaner side. That first answer, I think weed is supposed to be the center, but I'd like to imagine it's a worm.

Worm can affect people differently. For some, it reduces appetite over time. Oh, yeah. Here's the thing, how I feel about weed, honestly, for real, and Jeremy's never done weed, so he can't speak on this. That's true. He's in the executive committee of the men's war. Jeremy, please take off your headphones.

I do feel like I'm less hungry, but I really enjoy flavors more than ever. Oh, absolutely. It's the flavors are what gets you. The flavors are what gets you. Yeah. Because the whole, the common, the vicious rumor going around is you give it to cancer patients because it makes them eat. But it doesn't make them hungry. It just makes them cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

It makes them freaking hilarious. Yeah. It makes them freaking awesome. Yeah. It helps cancer patients write super bad. Look, I'm writing you a script for weed because you're bumming me out. Okay, this is epic.

My growths are gone. To be clear, it could be weed or worm because it's W asterisk, asterisk, asterisk if you were listening to the show. Yes, sorry. That's a response from Canna Grow. I like this first related question. What do hot, skinny girls look like?

That's a great question. Is that a blind person that's asking that question? describe them to me i've always been looking for a 10 out of 10 girlfriend i can't tell yeah we could click it but that will be just photos of women yeah yeah yeah that might be troublesome they're just too hot for the pod i don't i don't want to you know there's a body dysmorphia in our listeners either yeah there's definitely an angry guy who's like seeks out questions like that and posts like women who are like real like dangerously skinny and like they look like boys that's what they look like like roman boys yeah

yeah yeah wasn't that that guy on twitter who was like if this was roman times i would have been fucking you yeah yeah yeah um it's interesting that um part of straight culture i feel has gone around to being gay again yeah yeah it's like if you really are into women you will also take some boys yeah absolutely gotta as long as they're thin yeah you just gotta keep it wet all day keep that dick wet keep that dick wet that's what we say here yeah that's sort of the curator's motto gender wars no fat chicks in parentheses boys the other an interesting thing that we just glanced over here is that this might be a traitor in the gender war because it seems like he

loves looking like a woman. It does seem that way. Well, it can be a lot of fun. Yeah, that's true. To be so floaty and fun. I've never heard of weed making someone skinny. I feel like that's just regular cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's the smoking that does it.

Let's look through some more answers. Maybe we can get a good one. Yeah. The top comment here. Weed can affect people differently, or worm. For some, it reduces appetite over time, even though it's known for the munchies. that can also change your metabolism or make you forget to eat regularly. If you're using it all day,

that could be why you've lost weight. But that could be about worm. Yeah, that could be about worm. Keep in mind. I've seen plenty of fat stoners. That's a good counterpoint. I myself am one. I am morbidly obese was that one.

Cannabis reacts with homeostasis and resets your metabolism. It reacts with homeostasis. Ever seen a fat stoner? Nope, nope, nope, nope. I have. I've seen many. Actually, Jay Tarver.

There's actually one right above. There's one right above that. But I really love within that last answer, that's definitely a doctor. It's got to be. You can tell because it reacts with homeostasis. Yes. That's your metabolism.

I think just to be clear, everyone should adopt the Reddit voice of doctor here. That will affect homeostasis. Okay, so this question is from Isabella. I am, oh my God. I am a cross-dresser moving out from a strict home. Will I enjoy living alone? No answers.

Yes, queen. Yes, you will. So it sounds like maybe this is... This is a cross-dresser. Yeah. Or maybe a liar. In what way? I don't know.

It's on Quora, so that's a bad start. My brother is 24, fat, and unemployed. He always makes fun of my skinny build, and I get charged for rent, but he is allowed to sit all day and get fed. What do you think? So this actually... Actually, these are all consistent.

What I like about this profile is these are all recent questions. This is July 20th, right? So this is, what's today's date? The 25th. It's kind of hard to tell because this website's useless because it's actually last followed July 20th. But I think these seem like they're in a timeline.

She's 20. She's too thin. She's cross-dressing. She's high all damn day. The first question is, I'm 20 years old. I masturbate and smoke weed all day. I am financially stable. Is this okay?

Is this okay? Not okay. Yeah, it's not okay. It's not okay at all. This is, like, the ultimate right-wing conception of what a trans woman is. Like, I'm a cross-dresser, and I jack off all day, and I smoke weed. All of a sudden, that's a crime. Sorry, no, this is not okay.

Sorry, yeah, I commented no, it's not okay. Jeremy could not help but firing back at the young lost clown. You must be making video games. That's probably it. I love the occupation of your... Dark cowboy. alter ego here is that like an option on the website like yeah there's three things you could be is doctor uh former admiral former admiral or dark cowboy dark cowboy that's when you spec

into stealth yeah it's very relevant for a lot of the questions yeah you're on our page again jeremy sorry it's a you can tell because it's a picture of mysterio from spider-man that's my bad that's my bad um anything else to say about smoking weed to make you skinny I just feel like the answers are the way to go here. I think people are going to have some real insight. This is from the space We Love Drugs. I don't personally get the munchies, and that has to do with other dot, dot, dot factors

besides marijuana. I don't know what that implies. What are they? It looks like this was also answered by a member of We Love Drugs that is a disease called dethantaxis. Dethantaxis. Disease.

Dethantaxis. It's Thomas Pinchinette's name. My name is Deeth in Texas. I don't get hungry because of my factors. How many factors you got on you? Double that. Double that. Multiply it by 10.

That's how many factors I got working with me. Your circle should be full of factors. Sober, I can lean towards eating just for pleasure to fill that void I was born with for lack of any other way to. Yeah, we all have hunger. I'm always filling that void of not having food. Around three times a day, at least. Yeah, absolutely.

That's a void I try to get on. How do you get rid of that? That's definitely a question on here. How do I stop being hungry? So Canna grow is a space. Okay. So this is from Jack Me Hoff, who says, you sound like one of those transgender,

mentally ill, demonic, perverted abominations. This is just someone who wants to smoke weed. I don't think Jack Me Hoff is right about this. Timmy Hoff ends the answer with, put the lotion in the basket. Why are women shy of confessing farting is the first question he asked on there, I think. Wait, that actually is another question on the sheet. Really? So if you want to get to that.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Not that directly, it's even better, but we will get to it. Okay, great. Let's move on. We will talk about farting soon. Let's do it. Wait, so that question's not on there? Not that one directly, but it's a very similar one, you're saying.

It's in two, it looks like. Do you want to skip to it? Yeah, okay. why are many teenage girls embarrassed by the stinky gas that comes out of their bottom do jewish men know the answer where was this at the bottom of core md daily wire headline so jeremy do you know the answer why are so wait why are many teenage girls embarrassed by the stinky gas that comes out of their bottom do you so we were talking about this last week on the podcast during race war that eve barlow famous jewish woman claimed that people calling her

you fart low as a reference to gas chambers interesting so maybe many teenage girls they don't want to fart because they think that they're um perpetuating the holocaust yeah it's too soon to fart too soon come on how dare you come on now the other haven't i been through enough the other thing i always think about with this and that i i posted it online and people did not agree with me is there's a very funny video of arnold schwarzenegger visiting i think auschwitz and he he says in the video the the horror of the holocaust is even heavier than any weight that he has ever lifted whoa the crematorium where the nazis tried to erase all of the atrocities let me tell you something the weight on your back hits you at the very beginning heavier

than any squat I've ever done. And it never goes away. I go to bed all the time. That's so cool. He's like the strongest guy. It is even heavier than anything I've ever done. I mean, in real terms, that probably makes the Holocaust at least like 900 pounds.

It means we could measure it. Absolutely. Measure it using mass. I mean, and you know what? He's not wrong. Is the Holocaust a gas or a solid? Well, that would be not a solid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Although the question here suggests it could be a guess. That's so true. That's true. There are no direct answers to this. I don't know who this is targeted at or what it's about. I do feel like it's a shot at girls. So maybe another win for men there. This is going to be a Nazi account.

Yeah, I'm very interested in the psychology of someone asking, do Jewish men know about this? This is just some insane person on Quora. This is Grand Rebbe Chaim and Kirshen Popper of the Holy Talmud who has been banned. His bio is... I wonder why. Goyim's better beware. So this is someone pretending to be Jewish?

Yeah, yeah. It's like The Onion, but for anti-Semitism. What's going on? This reminds me a lot of The Onion. It's kind of like a character study. Yeah, I don't know. This is just weird. There's something weird going on, too, because a lot of these are fart questions, right?

So he also asked, do Jewish men ever imagine a tan brunette girl of 18 or 19 wedding? Disgusting, sloppy, loud, stinky, greasy Fart out of her tight, perfect little bottom And so this is someone who is really Anti-Semitic but also clearly Kind of obsessed with farting Yeah, they've gone fart mode as well Obsessed with farting and Judaism

And yeah, a Jewish Conspiracy of some sort There's gotta be a synthesis here His fetish is bigger than his anti-Semitism Because it's like coming through Where can I find a National Socialist Rabbi Was one of the questions Probably nowhere, sweetie

I don't think you're going to be able to find one of those. I mean, maybe Israel, honestly. Yeah. This is the median voter. Anyway, I guess enough of reading this guy's insane questions. There's no answers on it either, unfortunately. Nobody has taken the bait. And you know what?

I'm comfortable not answering this question. I just frankly don't know what to say. Yeah. What's the thing is in a war is there can be friendly fire as well. Yes, yes. What is this one, Alex? And needless casualties. Oh, I thought this was a question.

what is the cause of bleeding during jelking somebody submitted it to me as a question but it appears to be did you not click it no i didn't click it because i saw that it was well it's interesting right it's on quora it appears to be a statement in response to a question but there's no question it just says what is the cause of bleeding during jelking and i thought this was kind of a question for men now do you know about jelking jeremy no i don't know what this is really i actually don't remember what jelking it's it's some kind of gross thing it's To stretch out your penis, you put like, I mean, I hate to be an expert on joking here because I'm not going to get it right and I'm going to step in the mud.

But I think you like tie off your penis and then like flex it or whatever. It's about like stretching it off. How big are people's penises that you can tie them? Well, you like get a boner and then you like tie something really tight around like the bottom and then it puts the blood like farther up which stretches out your skin, I believe is the idea. Oh, I don't like that at all. Is that what I always thought it was like it had something to do with the foreskin or something.

Hmm. I know what I'm not afraid to look this one up. Go ahead. But I will tell you your description of it. I'm going to tell you what, it's going to be grosser than anything that either of us have just said. Honestly, I think I got it. I think I got it.

Can you make the word joke if you were playing Scrabble with your family? That's a really good question. Scrabble expert and chess master. It depends if it's a real word, right? Apparently the answer is no. it's not a valid Scrabble word. I guess it's slang. I love the idea of a Scrabble expert

just trawling Quora and looking for Scrabble questions. Whenever I play Scrabble with my mom, she uses old English words and is like oxen free or whatever and it's like, this isn't a fucking word anymore. Does jelking work as a natural penis enlargement technique?

That seems like that's pointing towards your answer as being the correct one. My answer is the correct one. I just don't know how you do it because I've never done it. those things are it's like yeah you could have a bigger penis if you tie weights to it and it's like it feels like there will be uh negative effects from this yeah there's a there was a boy ibrahim down there yes but just statement should i jelk at 14 or should i wait until i finish puberty no answers on that there's no no way to know good luck you should not jelk at 14

i'm gonna say i'm gonna go ahead and say you shouldn't jelk at all seems yeah this is a public safety announcement again two people have asked this question it's probably the same person it's gotta be the same one uh there's a space jelking devices australia jelking devices australia i don't know what the devices involve and i'm afraid to find out that's the parent company that built the uh ai uh like warehouse in eddington jelking devices australia so this is this is a supposed 14 year old named lewis i don't think this is a real child i don't think so either i think this is kind of a pervert yeah this is like definitely a pervert well this is worth discussing in the gender war most these sick perverts have been men so far yeah as far as we

know and so that will hold this could be a woman there was one cross dresser which self-identified cross dresser yes so i'm gonna say you guys can have that one on your team so we can count that one for you guys that's a spy yeah yeah yeah we sent her in go find out why weed makes you look so good get skinny as fuck god you look nice you've infiltrated the women sorry i thought that was a real question i don't know why it was an answer okay this one is are trans people really men or women this is a great question i really like this one because it implies like but when to get to the bottom of this. We're going to find out

where all of them go. Exactly, exactly. Either men or women are getting all of them. Answer's 100 plus. This is like a chum in the water. Yeah, it really is. There's a lot of British people

on Quora. Yeah, that might be it. You think this person's British? Suzette Dupree? Suzette Dupree? Lives in Arnold, MD, Maryland. Oh, it's not. I take it back.

Arnold, Maryland sounds like a fake name that Arnold Schwarzenegger would have in a movie. If you're a doctor. Okay, so this is some kind of transgender queen. This is a transgender queen who is trying their best to get to the bottom of the question, which is delightfully vague. It says, it's one of those questions that begs for an answer but fails to effectively deliver.

I don't recall being given the option to decide my sex. All I know is that as soon as I realized at a young age that I felt different with different desires and urges and no concrete explanation, I considered myself female in a social world, but my sex is male, and then et cetera. And then a lot of great picks. Good for her. I hope she's smoking a lot of weed. And then you're going to get a lot of British people who will be like, biologically.

That's a big part of the answers here. I don't know what answer you want me to look for here, Alex. I feel like it's going to be all crazy. Well, who's getting it, men or women? Here's the guy with the Joker. Yeah. Is this a character that you guys know of? Ally alert.

PhD in English writing and astrophysics. I don't know if I believe him about that. This is Neil deGrasse Tyson's office. I would love to be Neil deGrasse Tyson and not just go on as Neil deGrasse Tyson. Chicago or Three Dog Night?

Chicago. What is Three Dog Night? Three Dog Night. They sing, Joy to the world. They're also a good band. They did One is the Loneliest Number. They did?

I think so. Oh, I think you're right. To me, that's the song from the Recess movie. Right. Oh my God, Recess. Guess who did the whole soundtrack for the whole Recess movie?

Three Dog Night. I used to hate that show when I was a kid for some reason. Yeah, I don't even know why. it left me wanting more I was just like these kids are

I like Ed, Edd n Eddy better because they build like giant contraptions yeah you know well Recess is one of those things where it's like if you're a children's cartoon

I expect you to kind of go the hundredth mile or whatever go the distance like for example the Mighty Ducks slice of life no it disgusts me

yeah for example the Mighty Ducks TV show based on the Mighty Ducks movie which is just about an alcoholic coaching a hockey team and the children's TV show

is about magic Human ducks who travel through space and shoot hockey pucks at people. To kill them. Yeah, they don't play any hockey as far as I recall. It's actually a vision the coach had when he stopped drinking for a day. Yeah, when the sweats came in. I take that back. I think they did play hockey, but it was like...

That cartoon is insane. I can't imagine watching the Mighty Ducks movie and then turning on the show and immediately you see a duck-shaped spaceship or whatever. i loved it i remember i love the gym now we're talking i think i probably they all wore masks over their duck bills right that's how i remember i i'm like i'm having vague images of this show but honestly you guys could both be making up this show and tricking me are you a 90s kid no i was born in 1996 so young this is the mighty duck cartoon oh i have seen yeah this is what they took from you

They were hockey-playing space ducks who fought intergalactic crime? I think they also played hockey. They definitely played hockey. It was kind of like they were hockey by day, fight crime by night through space. I think they used the hockey to fight crime, no? It rocked. This is reminding me of the Duck Dodgers reboot. Which was my shit.

That was my shit. They had a recurring joke with Tom Jones where they actually got Tom Jones to come in and be in the show. I don't know. It was a fantastic program. Consider having younger siblings so you can see things like that way past when you're old enough to see them. Are you excited that you're going to be able to watch all the new kids

shows and shit soon? I've been thinking about that a lot. Because the way that media works now is it's on demand, right? You don't just surf Disney or whatever and see what's on. So you could raise a 90s kid if you wanted. You could give her only 90s cartoons.

This is what I'm saying. I think that she's just going to have whatever I give her. So she's just going to be watching Hey Arnold or whatever. Come out all weird. Watching original Dragon Ball or whatever. I'll watch the Dragon Ball a third time. It's the only way to get to the bottom of it.

See how I feel about Goku. Anyway, the question of who gets reinforcements of all of the trans people between men and women up in the air. I think trans men will probably go on Team Man and trans women on Team Women. That's the logical answer, right?

Is it's a 50-50? So the Joker person who is like pro-LGBTQ, their only question really is, why am I constantly getting questions from Quora that deal with India? I said I was part Native American, not India Indian. I'm really sick of it and tired of this. Also the same for dog.

I don't own any and I am a total cat person. I think, does this person think that every question that they see on Quora is being personally asked to them? they get this is the question they get sent to your email oh that is true like my email is full of like christian pastors in africa fighting demons and i'm like this is what i've signed up for they know i want this yeah yeah i've i got a funny quarry email like a few months ago i should have saved it the thing is because of this show i do often get quarry emails that are just like uh teens nude don't open that alex you're a pedophile and it's your son

those are a trick by the the police they're trying to get you at those four emails i can't wait for the day i have to explain this show to the police you gotta you gotta leave on your phone it's like whoa it's a fucking joke printing out the police sliding a printed piece of paper that says like is it who can my sexy dad jack me off how to ask we see you laughed at this yeah i'm in my daughter's shower is that okay so what's funny what's funny to you about that this really happened because of your answer i was that son yeah there's nothing to explain like i'm like kind of cyber bullying them yeah not really like they shouldn't have put their real names on there So you're doxing the pedophile.

Which is another crime. They dox themselves is how I see it. It really does happen a lot. I bet people post their entire full address. All the time. Usually down to the town. Not like the street. But you can be like, this town has 400 people in it.

One of them loves swimming in their clothes. Pedophile here. I live in North Dakota. Let's do another question. How many people live in North Dakota? Pop quiz, hot shot. I don't know. That's where Fargo is, right?

That's where Fargo is. At least 30 or 40 people. Yeah, at least the cast of Fargo. Yeah, yeah. The TV show or the movie? Both, I would imagine. Both. Both.

Well, a lot of the TV show takes place in Duluth. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Son of a bitch. I've already seen the movie. You think you can get away with it. Let's move on to the next segment here. Okay, let's do The Quoker.

Speaking of The Joker, this is our Incel and Madnessphere segment, The Quoker. this is an original song that i made for the show what the fuck did you find i'm liking this okay great this is an answer to the question why can't some men deal with being rejected by women this is from alpha the first one can we see this guy's picture real quick yes we absolutely want to explore the account before we read the answer sure this is the first ever alpha who lives in southern california okay i'm liking this guy this is a high top right like the the haircut I think so. Is that what it's called?

Where it goes up? Yeah, yeah. The kid in play type hair. Pretty cool. His bio is, hello, just offering advice in a crazy world, LOL. Honestly, same. Honestly, this guy seems like he could be cool. He's Alpha, the first one.

Should I follow him? Yes. Follow Alpha, the first one. I would love more of his advice. He has some memes of fuck your couch. That's super funny. I like that. That's just hilarious stuff right there.

That's some good stuff. The Chappelle show. let's see what he said on the question okay the question again why can't some men deal with being rejected by women alex hit it sure perfect well done thank you okay uh great question simple answer men are human beings too now all of its caps but some is bolded i don't really know how to indicate that with my voice men are human comma beings too two exclamation points yes this newsflash or new discovery men are human beings too somebody in my apartment building thinks that we're having like the worst business meeting

my neighbor is crashing out right now black rifle coffee company has an office meaning they are allowed to have anger about rejection they are allowed to be sad about rejection they are allowed to be hurtful about rejection these are all normal human emotions and reactions to rejections oh honey alpha who hurt you sweetie no one who's alive the problem is when one takes the rejection and turn it into negative behavior dot dot that applies to both men and women most men not all get rejected younger in life under age 30 and then he has a graph the graph is really incredible uh it talks about stacy's okay uh is so it has before sexual revolution and then it's how all the women are paled up paired up with

one man but then after all of the ladies just get with uh super three guys and then the other guys become suicidal homicidal incel homosexual red sexual cuckold feminist damn dude i like the idea who's becoming a the guy who's becoming a feminist because of this yeah me getting pissed off like in a normal world i would have a beautiful yes wife but instead you'd be with this beautiful woman a transsexual it's also it's kind of implying that like the people who are having sex now are drowning in poo yeah yeah who do you think those three people are it's like an austin powers out of sure austin powers is one of them austin powers is one of them austin butler is the other one sure the third one is of course former president bill clinton yeah there's a

problematic alpha it's well that's what a sigma is isn't it isn't it and then the other ones are homicidal or incels yeah is it i guess that's why you're driven to kill a lot of the times do you think there's any like incels who who are like sexual communists who are like we need to redistribute the women oh of course yeah is that a thing you haven't seen that that's they say that all the girlfriend laws oh right yeah i remember that there's like european yeah the government give people girlfriends i've never seen yeah yeah or like um one of my favorites is women i i just grin thinking about what's gonna happen when we finally create sex robots like to reproduce because then you won't even have to be alive anymore and then who's laughing like i do like

picturing the women reading that me like oh damn yeah well maybe it's like a um it's like a keynesian incel who's just like we're we're gonna automate this and everyone will have leisure time yeah exactly sure everyone will have leisure time to just stuff their doll i hate going to the fuck factory so tired at the end of the day your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth jimmy carr and so the answer continues most women not all get reject later in life 25 and older and then it shows a new york times article which i think is fake because it has pretty sure this is a fake photo it's an ai generated comic an ai generated comic of women saying where are the good men we miss you sort of and then a cat woman with happy boys in a hole yeah you can you can

tell clearly that um the ai fucked up on the third sign there at the bottom because it says stay away in a much different font than everything else yeah yeah and i guess the implication a cat woman has taken all the men to jack them off in a hole yes where did they go and those are not men let's be clear. Those appear to be boys. Those appear to be small children. We're all brothers. Five brothers. We call them the lucky brothers.

Coming this fall to Disney. Five brothers. In a world where women want them back, one cat protects them all. Also, the headline of the New York Times article is, Ben, where have you gone? Please come back. See, that does seem like a headline

that could be in the New York Times. Yeah, it could be. That seems real. I don't think this image is anything that would be in the New York Times, though, if I'm being honest. It's a Barry Weiss opinion. So many men have retreated from intimacy,

hiding behind firewalls, filters, and curated personas, dabbling and scrolling. We miss you. That's the description of the New York Times article. I don't think the prose really lives up to the standard. You know what? We could look this up. It's not a real...

That's so true. All right. What if it is real? I'm going to freak out. This is a real New York Times article. Obviously, the photo is fake. Yeah, the photo is fake. This article is real as of who knows when.

That's crazy. I don't want to pay for it. Just show me when. Why is half of this real? This is from five days ago. Whoa, dude. Whoa. We're getting so good at Quora.

We're getting like weekly updates to Quora. This is written by Rachel Drucker, this article, about where have men gone. And look at, wait, what is the image? A group of men underground in a box. It's basically the same as this. And they're all brothers. There's just no Catwoman. We can assume they're getting jacked off down there.

Someone saw that image and was like, this isn't turning me on in a weird way. It makes me upset. I'm going to put you in a fucking box. Yeah. All right. Well, that's, I guess, a New York Times article about how men are gone and they're never coming back.

Maybe for the bonus feed, we'll come and read this. Leave it up. When the world needed them most, men disappeared. So Alpha finally says that... I do like the... It's an interesting theory that men are just getting rejected earlier and women get rejected later. And that's why men can't deal with it is because they're just boys

and they should be with a cat woman. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really understand the cat woman's providence here. I'm not sure where she comes in. She's wearing like armbands. God, she's cool. Yeah, meow.

it is hard to get women to accept rejection because she have run out of time good luck good luck upvote upvote for you alpha thank you alpha thank you should we look at his profile to see if he has other because he seems to answer a lot of stuff walk me through it see if he has any questions okay let's he has 39 questions respect fiance gave male stripper blowjob before wedding what should i do whoa well i guess we know where this came from this is a job to male stripper before a wedding day, cheating or not? What do we think? Cheating or not?

Good tradition to cheat at bachelorette party, yes or no? I wonder what happened to this guy. I'm going to say cheating, yes. I wonder what happened. It's a mystery. I consider cheating it. Cheated at bachelorette party, what should I do? Pride gave male stripper a blowjob at bachelorette party,

what should I do? Do women have an entitlement to marriage? Alpha, the first one, thank you for not putting your real name so this isn't sad. Orgasm news? Hottest sex, public outdoor sex or private indoor sex? I think he was looking for porn when he typed that in. I think so, but he wants to hear all the latest news and orgasms.

Yeah. Welcome to ONN, the Orgasm News Network. Today, a local man in Nebraska came as pants. Going on theguardian.com and going to the subheading erotic wife news. The BBC bull hot wife and cuckold relationship is one of the fastest growing relationships in the USA. Can this save a sexless marriage? I like that he's kind of horny posting up until the day his fiancee cheats on him with a stripper. And then it's just like, does that count?

Do I have to leave my fiancee? Yeah, and I love this one. It's kind of like he's advertising himself as a BBC bull. Which I feel like, because he is an African-American gentleman, we should say, for the listeners at home. He's not a white high-top fade. That would be interesting. We would have mentioned that instantly. It would have been impossible to ignore.

um yeah i think this is interesting because it's almost like his dream scenario got turned around on him by his wife a shakespearean twist yeah yeah should women have a slut face yes or no yes or no exclamation point yes yes okay blow a male jeremy we're not cyber bullying alpha the the first one no keep it bachelor tree party too excited to get it out there fucked up how he spelled it i made texas travel for what were the other options former uh former admiral is so funny because it you can't really stop being an admiral unless you're like dishonorably discharged or something and that's like the highest rank possible i think in like the navy the navy is a family yeah yeah all right let's move to the next question okay time to stop

bullying alpha the first all right okay although we can consider that a loss for men right yeah men are not doing great men are not doing great his fiance's killing it okay this question is why do friendships between women seem so much louder than friendships between men now i have frequently been told that i am a man and i'm too loud so that's kind of a counterpoint here but uh yeah girls can be extra sometimes yeah i this is like a question i would i like literally remember asking my teacher in like fourth grade like why are they so loud why are they yelling at each other in the classroom you have to tell them to stop i was kind of a teacher's but yeah yeah i love um this answer is so amazing this one right here three years ago i would have

answered this question one way not anymore what does that mean man where could this possibly be going okay we're gonna get gonna get locked behind uh quora plus unfortunately so we won't be able to read any more than it we can currently read it has a strong start though yeah it's a very strong to start this is largely a western cultural thing sparked by the crazy repressed german psychologists and sexologists in the 19th century uh-huh period arab men are fantastically loud and boisterous with their friends there's a lot of hand-holding and outward expression of friendship in the south asian african and indian expat communities here and then wow if we click more oh we can see a little bit more which it's something how long the post is is that we still

another paragraph before it's locked. Western culture has made a fetish of female friendship and has tarred all of the deep close male

friendships with a brush of homosexuality. Hey! Hitler was spent a lot he lost World War II

because instead of sending soldiers to the eastern front he sent a lot of them looking for the brush of homosexuality. That would have

turned the tide. Yeah, it would have turned the tide of battle. But it was captured by Indiana Jones. It was captured by Indiana Jones.

Don't look. It'll turn you gay. Paint me with it. Pause. Miriam, paint me with it now. That belongs in a drag show. Indiana Jones and the Brush of Homosexuality would be a great movie.

I would watch it. Yeah, absolutely. I want to click on this guy's profile. Didn't they just do a new Indiana Jones? Yeah, and it's really bad. The plot of the movie is basically like, That Indiana Jones wants to die, but he's not allowed to. So it's about Harrison Ford directly, you're saying?

Yes, exactly. Indiana Jones signed too many contracts. He keeps getting into airplanes and crashing them on purpose into fields. From Brett W., a hedgehog born by circumstance, a fox. Great bio. Yeah. Autoblocks, why can't X accept Y? What do you think about X?

What is your take? Yeah, so he preaches his comments, he says. I can't ask what do you think about stuff? that's a that's a red line for you don't ask me what i think about stuff in his defense there are a lot of questions than like like the ones we saw like i'm skinny and jack off all day what do you think what do you think of this yeah he doesn't want any quarators style questions no yeah it's not why he's here he has a lot of questions about ken paxton who the hell is ken paxton i've never heard of this person before but he wants to know was ken paxton having sex with men no answer as

of july 11th that's one of the best questions i've ever heard in my life can we look up who that is or just leave it a mystery i think we just leave it a mystery honestly top ken paxton questions yeah i know i'm always what if we looked typed ken paxton into google and it said ken paxton sex man question a lot of donald trump questions whatever usually whenever somebody is mentioning a full name on quora it's like a guy they're fighting with yeah some other quora user what other it's just a man their wife works with ken paxton is the name of the question the DC superhero yeah

with no face back to why women have such loud friendships I think it's just because they live out loud yeah that's true

absolutely which is it's kind of a big win for them honestly I think it's because men talk over us

oh so true you gotta scream to get it out we gotta scream oh we're screaming we're at our favorite concert yeah

we're having ice cream outside it's a half day and I'm having ice cream It feels personal. It's a half day of having ice cream. It feels like it's about a specific thing that we were there for.

I'm trying to think of stuff girls like doing. Girls be loving ice cream. Yeah. Don't write me in. I don't want to hear about it. All women and Joe Biden love ice cream. Well, that was his outreach to women. Oh, right.

That makes sense. I like it too. Me too. I get sad and I have a pint, Mac. That's the one of three genders down. I got to do two more things. There's so many genders. Somebody was just like,

Joe, we need a sexy appeal for you. And he's like, what if I'm always eating directly out of a spoon right now? I can lick. What if I lick a lot? I'm a cunnilingus president, man. Should I stop doing the airplane when I eat with a spoon?

Do you think it would turn voters off? He does a self-airplane. Here it comes, Joe. Right down into the runway. Here comes Air Force One. That's your plane. That's your plane coming in.

Yum, man. You're cleared for landing on the runway, Joe Biden-Math. International Air Force. This is the only other answer. It's from a woman, Sheffa Lee. She says, I have a portfolio of close friends. They are spread in several countries and grew up in diverse cultures. They may eventually all meet at my funeral,

but they are unlikely to get along as friends amongst themselves. Shefaly, you rock. Where is this going? She has a whole portfolio. She can't get through them all right away. Yeah, yeah. There are shared holidays, discussions of personal and professional travails,

celebrations and commiserations, active communication at all time. In fact, on the day of writing, I'm leading a global conversation on communication for global nomads. Good for you! What does this have to do with being loud? It's like the Hobbit

to her Lord of the Rings-style answer on her loud friends. Yeah, this is one of the most fascinating things about Quora to me is that a lot of the time when people answer questions they're like, this is a great opportunity for me to work on my memoirs a little bit, you know. I gotta warm up

for a few paragraphs before I get into it. It's the one website for authors. Like struggling authors to go off. That's why it's the best one. She does kind of get into it farther down. I am called BFF only by a straight male friend. My most fractious

reading drama filled friendship. Just say drama filled if you're going to have to explain the word yeah honestly fractious or for stupid people drama filled yeah uh my female friendships are boringly drama free because we don't need to ask for attention or consideration men getting destroyed in this thread yeah hard for us yeah in addition to brett w's wonderful explanation rooted in culture i'd submit that between emotionally immature or otherwise insecure persons of any gender friendships are bound to have more drama or need for over displays of connection e.g. holding hands that you mentioned otherwise grown-ups have stable friendships where you

cannot generally differentiate gender just by looking at the drama or noise content thanks i will also say that um as a person of italian heritage and family that pretty much everyone in my family yells and screams every single time they're talking to anyone yeah so that makes sense yeah and i didn't know you were a poi yes i'm a person of italian yeah this this really resets the Cath Barbadoro fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to zero. I don't really know who wins now.

Why do women always talk with their hands? Women are always so sweaty. Sheffley's answer appears to imply that the real loud friendships come from children. Yeah. Wait, we already follow this guy, Brett W.? Yes, I guess. I didn't even notice that.

Unless you just did it. I don't think so. yeah i guess we're just a fan of him check the tape we like him i guess he's a hedgehog born by circumstance a fox yeah we're on board all right so we figured out that uh women's friendships are louder than men's because um they love life yeah basically they live laugh love they eat prey love as well can men and women be friends is a good one that was in the related yes there is this is maybe the most common question on the entire website uh i haven't put it on the show because it's just this over and over again but it's all men being like i gotta hit it yeah

it's impossible i love the i we just scrolled right past one that's like uh dear vernon or whatever the name of the person i wasn't wearing my glasses but i love starting it oh dear amen absolutely men and women can be friends over the years physics this one's a million words yeah yeah and it's a poem in the middle there's pictures of a meal and there's screenshots of texts there's an answer by ty the muscle guy oh which is a great name he is pretty fit he's very muscular he lives in the cayman islands as well he's a coach slash trainer god i wish i was him He's handsome, honestly. Yeah, he's the muscle guy.

Yeah. Your time is money. I'll keep this description short. Let's read another question. Shout out to Ty. Let's do core romance. Your time, to me, is money. Thank you.

Your time, to me, is money, too. This is a great question. This is just a really good question. Why am I and most men submissive to hot doms? Can I read the answer? Please. They aren't.

I love the, oh, my God. That's from Katie Ann Holton, whose bio says, behaving like a human my whole life. Paid attention. Yeah. Damn, son. And she looks like, I don't know how you describe this picture. Zoom and enhance. She looks exactly like you might think that she would look.

She is a kinky, polyamorous, transsexual lesbian. Period. Period. And she's about to take this question, ask her to task. Yeah, she lives in San Diego. Seven people we follow, follow her. Don't speak for hot doms. Including Brett W.

Including a New York disciplinarian. I don't remember any of these people. What about I am a pizza? I am a hamburger follows. No, I am a pizza, but I am a hamburger does follow. And John Smith, whose bio is cuckold husband. Retired police lieutenant and book author is really cool. okay so these are all the people who follow katie and holton yeah yeah um first adam is a male

dominant most men are straight and wouldn't be turned on by a man dominating them a female dominant is a dom spelled differently finally the asker has presented zero evidence to back up their claim that most men are submissive flawless victory i don't like that answer katie body i love it i love it yeah by the way don't go on the quora and then just in the answers just write like no they're not like i don't want to hear that i think the thing i love about this answer is it reminds me of like a forum post of like someone posting oh yeah hey guys new to the forum uh excited to be here thanks for you know i love reading the conversations and seeing and then like a mod replies like if you're not even going to leave the rules we're just going to ban you right away

but the forum is uh for hot dogs yeah yeah yeah it's a sub forum most men are not submissive to them hello fellow subs this is your first strike a guy named hot dom replying hot dominic but i really what i really like about this question is uh the subtle wordplay of why am i and most and most man so busy to hot dogs uh scroll down and we'll see if we can get to the bottom of it this is the only other answer because you are very hungry and cannot control that's from my love that's a really good answer yeah this guy definitely went like oh like transforming and then opened up a new account i have to see who asked this question his name is jimmy moore i'm a submissive male who let hot beautiful women use and abused me i don't what is in south

zanesville ohio so this is where where i want to see how many people live here yeah yeah yeah south zanesville i mean it implies a separate zanesville that's more north This is a population of 1,800 people. So if you are a hot dom who wants to abuse someone and you live in Ohio, you know who to look for. You know exactly who to call. Percentage-wise, this is specifically who you need to find. It is Jimmy Moore. You could probably find him in maybe a long weekend by knocking on doors in South Zanesville.

I don't know if I could put this picture. I can't tell what it is is it a real butt or is it a doll's butt that looks like a real butt that looks like a real butt not only is it a real butt he's in a gimp suit and you can fully see his balls stretched

I don't think this is him I'm sure he just found this online you can't put this on YouTube it kind of looks like he's half in a glory hole but I guess that's just because he's wearing a full gimp suit and so he blends in with the wall It looks like she's shoving his naked ass and his whole body down like a water slide that's too small for him.

He's Winnie the Pooh-ing. Yeah, yeah. Stuck in the wall. He is Winnie the Pooh-ing. He had too much honey and he got stuck. Also, his job description is laborer, volunteer at female-owned business, which is really concerning to me. I'm submissive to women businesses. His education is none in compressed leggings.

Yes. In compressed leggings. Oh, this guy rules. I majored in compression leggings and the arts. That's like literally a major from like the fake school Jenna Maroney says she went to in 30 Rock. The South Florida School of Dramatic Tricks, I think is what it was called.

I think I've heard this major at the end of a lot of like gut-filled punchlines. Yeah, yeah. What did you major in? Compression leggings? Dennis Miller. I saw a video of him recently talking about the Epstein stuff and the whole clip is him being like,

if Trump, if there was stuff on the Epstein files, they would have released it. and at the end he goes the department of justice isn't perfect though if it was it'd be called the department of sydney sweeney oh it bombs so hard like on tv people go like oh my god oh man that's because everyone got horny all at once anyway his other question the first question of his is the submissive one the other one is how can i find a lifestyle femdom to serve suffer and sacrifice for and no one knows no answers no one knows you must suffer for me i like that he also knows about the arts men are always looking for a femdom to suffer well

he did measure in the arts and compression leggings right all right well that's enough of this so i guess my question is do men win or lose the hot doms uh this is definitely a win for women yeah right yeah so we're just getting slaughtered out here so far yeah yeah i mean it's not even close you guys need a big win yeah we do there's one more question right no there's two more there's two more okay let's see if we can win this one i just came out as non-binary to my boyfriend he likes to call me baby girl what are some gender neutral alternatives for that and there's a comment here that says i would bail like a sailor in a rowboat with a hole in it sweetheart i've been in that pussy believe me it isn't non-binary that's a former

automotive technician which is a job that a job that i would imagine is very hard to get fired from what does this mean i mean he accidentally gave a fun answer to the question sailor is a fun uh that's a good one name it's a military name has this guy had does this guy know the person who asked the question there's no there's no shot there's no chance the guy's name is hip shot percussion i think that what they're saying is like if if you like do it if you do her right she'll stop being non-binary yeah it's kind of the implication i think he just got really horny reading this it does seem like like i got too horny and forgot what we're talking about yeah this is also i really love his this sentence kind of i really am fascinated by it sweetheart i've

been in that pussy believe me it isn't non-binary is really incredible it has one up a vote like a sailor in a rowboat it would be funny if this was her boyfriend should we see what people suggest yeah so it's a

gender neutral alternative to baby girl how about just baby baby love baby doll someone said infant of

non-specific gender shut the fuck up shut up that's like that's gotta be a parody account right yeah it is how about just baby

okay everyone okay so maybe it's not a parody account because that's the same babies this is the this is the the space lgbtu oh that's a good name they've replaced q with you baby cakes ew i don't like that that's weird baby cakes is uh don't bring cakes into it yeah that's like something that uh someone in the 1920s would call right you're time traveling yeah yeah love is probably the best one if you're hispani uh hispanic slash uh latino then

Amor is also good It's the same thing If you're Hispanic, consider speaking Spanish Yeah, yeah, yeah You might want to say all the stuff in Spanish I call my date mate baby love Somebody said baby child Baby child, they said

It seems like they're not even sure about that answer Because there's like 10 question marks All the replies are like, I'm sorry I'm so sorry for saying this So I think hip shot is another loss for us alex i don't think we're doing great i think you guys get a point for this guy we do get a point yeah he's a straight shooter yeah he's a straight shooter and an army veteran it says is it possible to wear a blazer with jeans cowboy boots and a hat buddy his um by his guns horses and my grandkids

that's my life now if you're asking if it's possible to wear an outfit on quora you're not confident enough to wear that outfit well why don't you look at this next question oh what are the best home erectile dysfunction remedies asking for a friend he's struggling grandpa posting oh my god the third one is really good what is a good starter bourbon or whiskey for someone who has never really drank something not too pricey huh this is an ed riddled sober grandpa this is a guy who can't do anything by himself it seems like yeah this is like he needs a lot of help from quora ever since that incident at the auto body shop yeah yeah or his dick got cut off and his brain was destroyed.

Let's read the final question. I would love somebody whose dick is cut off to just be like, yeah, I have ED. I have ED. It's really dysfunctional. I just can't keep it up for long because it was blown off. They're not doing anything for me.

The pills just make it gush blood more. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. This is our last question. Why can't I see a man to date here on Quora even if it is friendship only? Okay, so there's an interesting background with this one. If you go through the answers, is people just start calling out the asker,

and there's a lot going on. Oh, my God. First of all, we should say, can we say his name? Because it's really funny. There's an answer by Archibald Tuttle. Archibald, wait. I think that's the name of a character

in the movie Brazil. Oh. Yeah. It feels very... I believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very literary. This person's just kind of scolding them

for asking for dating on Quora. Three words you used to stand out to me. date on quora friendship that's four words come on man we form out much of our consciousness in words much as get see this is another memoir type guy until we perfect tolerance is this an answer to this question until we perfect telepresence we cannot date online oh friendship does not equal dating okay so this person implies that this question is asked by someone claiming to be the porn star violet myers oh my god of course everyone who has a quora account has like a scamming account called like jennifer aniston one two two two one one two two one two one right and

they message you and they're just like yeah hello jeremy my dvd player is broken will you send me money i'm in the hospital but you can't visit me can you send me money so i can get out of the hospital i'm stuck in the washing machine send me money uh so the answer says maybe you should get out of the scamming business how about starting there violet quote unquote violet you're using photos of a porn actress and you're clearly a fake profile people know how to use google you're aware of that right probably some dude sitting at a laptop in west africa desperate for gift cards and then pictures of violet myers uh and then this person's account which apparently was just like yeah by the way i'm violet myers the famous porn star so it's hard for violet myers famous porn

star to to find love on quora i know she's just looking for a good man yeah that's so bad it would be funny i'm just picturing violet meyer's like sitting at her computer with a single tear rolling down her face so lonely the um this probably is a good place to like scam people if you're gonna do something like that it's posting a question like that and then just like letting the men roll in being like i'll be your friend beautiful for one it's full of senior citizens Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Other answers. Quora isn't a dating site.

If you want to go on a date, I suggest you check out Facebook. They have a pretty good dating site, and it's free. People date on Facebook? Is that a thing? I think they do, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, they have like a dating function.

Yeah. Elon Musk was talking about adding one to Twitter. Of course. It's the everything app. We were talking about seeing the movie Eddington before this started, and I will say the one takeaway I had from that, from the first half of the movie

that's very rooted in 2020 is making me feel really good about not being on Facebook anymore. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, same. Kind of like a sense of pride and being like, I'm still on the Nazi posting app where you can bank.

Twitter just gave me a blue checkmark for no reason. Congratulations. I keep trying to like, I keep messaging them, can you please get rid of this? But when people are like, did you pay for a blue check?

I'm like, you think I'm going to put any of my banking info into this website like am i stupid like what are you gonna do like that's money on the table yeah yeah i remember somebody else calling this person out for being a faker but they had a different name there's this last comment here from tyler i'm a legit guy looking for a partner uh and from the dallas slash fort worth texas area women got to be willing to travel to me usually click on tyler and this man is a ghost hunter intermediate ghost hunter 2020 to present that's what we're doing with our time in lockdown yeah not not an expert not an amateur

but intermediate still learning right in the middle yeah medium proficiency ghost hunter yes and his his image is torak too the the dinosaur hunting video game oh my god also his zangie number is on here i don't know what zangie is but i've seen people on quarry post about a lot i think it's a probably a way to contact tyler directly if you'd like to also he's a club owner His bio's really good. His spaces are sick. Lust in females. Tyler's space and stuff.

People, fake and real. Funny pictures photos. Liars and cheats, period. This is honestly like, this could be mine. This is all the stuff I'm into, like lust in females. Okay, hold on. We need to read his bio. I'm looking for a female to call, quote, partner or significant other.

I'm a straight guy from Texas. I'm legit and will never ask for money because I ain't no scammer. Challenge. Yeah, because they're going to ask you for money, dumbass. You're the one who gets scammed. Challenge. I bet you can't find me a girlfriend. To the scammers or hot women out there looking for a partner,

toughest challenge of your life is getting money out of me because I was cursed by a magician. I did not see this coming. You want to know more about me, I guess message me and ask. Mini bio of myself. My favorite color is blue because I like the color of the ocean. Favorite food is Hawaiian-style pizza. I like fishing, walking, reading, movies, TV shows.

play a little bit of video games i'm also a magician and work with other magicians my favorite tv show is breaking bad and my favorite movie is tombstone r.i.p val i also like traveling and seeing the world i own a bunch of clubs created by me my favorite is casper's ghost hunting club there you know a little bit more about me wait i'm picturing like uh a hopping club in like mumbai filled with like like ferraris and bugattis are pulling up people getting out and it just says casper's ghost hunting club at the top i was very thrown off by the fact it is a ghost hunting club i thought it was a dance club yeah i did too i thought he owned a dance club or something i thought you were some kind of money making club i did not

realize it was for ghost hunters by ghost hunters yeah so you make clubs in the sense that like a six-year-old makes a club like me and my is it called for ghost hunters me and my brother have a club that is where we are space uh spaceship uh astronauts we have a club for dinosaurs are you in the dinosaur club so when he means club that is what he means yeah it doesn't seem like it's a um it's not public oh it's not a physical place i assume for some reason it was like a club no no no yeah i thought it was like meet me at the club or i always say you at the ghost hunting club never at the ghost hunting bank yeah also to call it casper's club is just kind of rude because it's like casper is famously you have nothing to do with casper got fucking

killed keep casper's fucking name he's a dead man he got family annihilated question how and where do you find baby trap women oh no buddy everywhere would you go bounty hunter mode and find a woman for someone else for money dude i love going bounty hunter mode Do you want to answer? Sure. Would you answer? Sure. I would not do it.

Say sure. Great. Let's see if he messages us. Are you still open to doing that for me? We're still dark cowboys. Yeah, dark cowboy. He's going to be like, this guy means business. This guy's not fucking around.

Oh, my God. I'm from the Fort Worth area. I respect that so much. Also, it's so funny being like, you will never get money out of me. And then going to the Violet Myers question being like, Miss, I would love to help. Yes, exactly. I'm a little bit more...

Also, I feel like we haven't really talked much about the real elephant in the bio here, which is that he was cursed by a magician. Yeah, I don't know what that means. He didn't talk about it. He threw it in the middle. It was like, but I mostly run a ghost hunting club. And now I have a magician as well.

Hobby. I am a magician hobby. It's just a hobby. I own a very profitable ghost hunting club. He seems really fixated on how professional he is in different things. It's like, I'm a hobbyist magician, but I'm intermediate at ghost hunting. I'm not an expert in anything yet, except lust and females.

He's a jack of some trades. He's a jack of some trades. This guy is a big win for men. Yeah, I think so. I think we finally got one at the end. This is the biggest one we've had yet. This is the biggest one yet. But let's do our calling question.

Oh, yes. Do you have one you want to do, Alex? Yeah, if you go to the desktop, it is under today's date, 725. Is that this one? Yeah, let me play the song. is that okay this is the is that okay segment call in with your quora style questions to um quarators at gmail.com we want to hear your questions hey quarators i'm glad you all have babies now um are you gonna get in on the trump bucks for your baby thanks

thank you for writing in that's a great question what was the question Are you going to get into Trump books for your baby? Is that a thing? That we all have babies. Okay, so now you are the only one who actually has a baby, Alex. Right, we did lie and say Claire was pregnant one week when she wasn't here. Because when she's not here, that opens up the lying option. I would love some Trump books if that's actually something that we were getting.

I remember that being floated in the election of like, and by the way, breeders will get money. but i think that was that was one of those lies they do i don't think any money got directed towards that i think it was all funneled away to some crypto billionaire yeah there might be some kind of crypto incentive to that you could get and it'll be worth like a trillionth of a cent in like in like a month that could be good that could be good the money is money um yeah it's one of those things where like if they're giving away free money even if it's somewhat right-wing coded I will take $300 from the government.

Absolutely. I have no shame about that. Absolutely. Jeremy will also try to get it, but he can't because he doesn't have a baby. I didn't breed. That's the thing. He's never bred like I have. How does that feel to be a breeder?

As I live and breed. But hey, Jeremy gets that bread. He does. That's true. Bugatti Kaplowitz at it again. Yeah. That's right. So cancel your Patreon subscription.

We don't need it anymore. Yeah. I'm rich. alex has trump bucks absolutely absolutely i think we like to say every week cancel your which is of course only five dollars for four episodes of four years a month pretty much like two candy bars now uh something that's worth less every week five dollars uh it's time to close out the show let's get to it has to thank you so much for coming back again thank you for having me it's been my pleasure

the reigning champ where can our listeners find you at home and abroad you can find me on twitter at zero suit cam camis and also on podcasts I have a podcast seeking derangements

and me and Will Medeker of Chapo Trap House also have a podcast under the Chapo umbrella called movie mindset so you can find me there I also guest on a lot of podcasts that you can listen to episodes on

and yeah that's pretty much it I love doing podcasts just being a part of podcast culture for one thing it's the respect the scene it's the prestige the respect that I get everywhere I go

when people find out that you're on podcast they say thank you they salute you thank you for what you've done to conclude the gender war I think women won fully I don't know if you're still planning on flipping at the end but things are not looking good

you guys can come over if you want I already got long hair yeah you're halfway there we're smoking weed over here smoking weed and trapping men see what we can do I got cursed by a magician we already kind of plugged the Patreon

by saying not to go to it but that is patreon.com slash quarators so I'll see you there and until next time question everything bye bye bye