Quorators - Great Musings

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do women usually live too long, and why do they want to? How do I prepare for a gabang? WHEN the mind IS DIRTY How CAN YOU SEE the BOTTOM of YOUR HEART? 💯 --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

i have never committed a crime in my life is 151 beer 151 rum oh rum it's rum it's um 151 proof so it's uh like seven 70 alcohol or something you were drinking that with with pineapple juice pineapple juice your cum would taste like a pina colada that's right i was trying to like get deep-throated island style that was my big thing back then for the context alex was drinking this every night when you were how old 19 19 yeah well here's because that was because i couldn't buy alcohol and i didn't have a fake that was just like what was in the house was like novelty liquors so i would always be like this is uh white russian month um or whatever and so at that period of time it was 151 rum but that's neither here nor there and i've never committed a crime speaking

of alex's many crimes don't you think i've never committed a crime don't you think alex would be really funny in the epstein emails just now they're all coming out just imagining alex in there like yo what's up epstein you try to play gamecube on the island this weekend i have a lot of very embarrassing video game related emails where i'm just asking annoying questions you could find out other places i said i think sad to say my my like closest avatar to someone who came out in this files would be elon or i'm just like i heard there's a party but like i had i I don't have an invite. That's so funny.

I guess the context also, it's important for listeners to know that Alex emails the way that he talks. Yeah, that's straight up real talk. That's how I do it. Yeah, that's cool. I was telling Jeremy before we started that I bothered my 60-person WhatsApp. That's right. In his apartment. Somebody had too many bananas, and I said, oh, don't mind if I do ha, ha, ha, ha to 60 people.

I heard you said he, he, he, he. It was H-E, H-E, H-E. And that your wife begged you not to post it I said watch me go Ethan Klein mode And then I sent that To 60 old women Is that what Ethan Klein says? He he he network

Is that right? What's his network? I don't know H3 This can't be what it is What do you mean that's what it is? It's he he he he That's so clear to me

That's obvious I didn't sleep last night. We're starting the show. He's the most whimsical Zionist. This recording is over. It's Quarators. Okay. With the sound of the robot, we're back at America's premier Quora-based podcast and

news source, the Corators podcast with Alex and Jeremy and Claire. What's up? Present. What's up? Present. Present and what's up? Well, first order of business, the weather. Warmer. Is it?

A little bit. It's above freezing today. She's not slept. How much did you sleep last night, you think? It's really hard to tell because my baby was sick and she was throwing up in our bed and well she threw up in her bed too many times we ran out of sheets and then she was in our bed over a towel and uh uh like every 15 minutes i would wake up and like move her tiny baby body body from like her like foot being in my chin or whatever and uh that

went on for hours and hours and hours and i i feel like i reach for words and i pull out mud i feel i feel mud on my mind's hand i feel like when we first started when you when you first had this baby you were talking about how easy it is to have a baby child and i was like we got all these comments like claire and jeremy don't get that alex is doing a sarcastic joke where it's actually quite hard to have a baby but he's pretending it's easy and the truth is that no alex was just that confident yeah i went in balls deep don't say that no i'm gonna take that again i went in really confidently and you know what i've been having a great time doing it because the only way to do these things is with one foot in front of the next uh-huh sleep is so important

you use it for just about every every which thing you can do yeah and uh it's you know what's not right is the way that we treat students because i remember as a teenager being tired non-stop for like four years because you need extra sleep and they give you less than normal yeah um and that's kind of how i feel like the way i feel today is how i felt from the ages of like 14 to 17 like the coolest guy in school really cool is what i meant like i like if i sent jeffrey efton an email he wouldn't respond you know really cool jay man you trying to play flesh and blood not the kind that you like no not like the not your favorite um not the more popular card game of magic the gathering that some people have interest in i mean a more niche one i meant that he was like

chopping people up and drinking their blood but that works as well now yours was better This is the Quoraiders podcast It's the podcast in which we read Quora.com We have no guests We don't have to ask anyone about if they've ever been on the website No one has to do anything We did the weather Nothing, I don't care about nobody

Except for the weather Claire, how's the weather in LA? It's been like 80 degrees for the past two weeks Bicoastal It's nice, but I'm depressed So it really doesn't help Sorry Are you getting your vitamin D?

I am By the way, this is a new segment of the show where I check and make sure we're all taking our vitamin D. I'm taking vitamin D. The doctor said I'm gamer mode. The doctor said I'm getting dicked down with D. They said that to you? I'm sorry. I assumed it was a male doctor.

That was wrong. I didn't realize that I am. They can't talk that way to you. Nah. You should have them fired for that. i went to the doctor recently and did i tell this story how the doctor was like um i i had to take blood and i had to get my covid shot or whatever and i was my heart rate was too a little too high and she was like oh are you like having heart problems oh are you chicken and i was like look

honestly it doesn't bother me the taking blood like in my brain but it just makes me uncomfortable to this extent that like my it just like stresses me out i guess and my body reacts to it even though i'm not like actually like mentally upset about it and she just kept going aww and I was like you're a doctor you can't talk to me like this

oh are you scared you don't like blood leaving your body it was really upsetting you want your girlfriend to take you home my wife will only let us

because my wife and I go to the same doctor but she'll only see a woman doctor which I don't mind but at that moment this is a riddle by the way pay attention now

at that moment I was like I just want to go to like a cruel man doctor who's like shut up you baby you need this i own you i didn't like how nice she was i don't think doctors should be nice and they should be cruel and not listen to your problems now you've said this before and i think that maybe stems from a deeper issue that you've had with your medical history but

that's neither here nor there this is not the follow-up to the epstein episode this week we are aware of a new tranche of emails and we are on tranche we're on it and our best are on the case so worry not that's for another time this week just going through the docs seeing what we got in the backlog here there were a lot of deep philosophical and thoughtful questions that are maybe best covered by the hosts of the show who have more experience on quora and kind of great minds uh that they are able to apply in a flexible use case and so if you have a guest here they might get scared if you bring them

to all these different Quora areas so quickly and it's just best if we get it out today and we're going to be all over the place and this week's episode is Great Musings.

Okay, you dude, you said that whole sentence. And that's the inception sound. You were worried you wouldn't be able to say all the sentences but you did. I can say some sentences,

I'm just not in control of which ones. Now we're going to go to Space of the Week here. Every week we start with a new space on Quora.com. It's like a subreddit

but it's on Quora. It's a space. Space of the week. There's a lot of sustain there. This episode is great musings. And so our space is musings on naval matters. Now, when I found this space about 20 minutes ago, I said to Alex, this surely wouldn't be good for the podcast. But Alex was so excited for the idea of musings on naval matters.

As he got right around halfway through the sentence before I started pointing and going, this is it. This is it. This is what we're doing. Let's describe what we've got here. We've got a beautiful aircraft carrier here. A 7-4, it says. 6-7. Oh, boy.

6-7. He's doing the thing. And the Avi picture next to the header is two great bouts of flame. I don't really know what that is. Is that maybe Jack Sparrow's ship? Oh, maybe a rocket. Perhaps they're moving upwards, or is this shot from above, and we're sort of droning?

Oh, is it a battleship exploding? A battleship. Is this the darkest point of Midway? Well, it's certainly a naval matter. It certainly is a naval matter, is it not? It better be. Undebatably. The description of the space is ramblings on naval aviation,

anti-submarine warfare, navigation, et cetera. If you are a submarine, do not look here. We are anti-submarine. Yeah, what does that mean? This is naval matters. Is the submarine not naval? It's submarine. Okay.

It's underneath the sea. Does naval only mean sitting on the sea? That's what they seem to be implying here. I think it means like anti-submarine warfare. They're killing other submarines. They're destroying submarines. Oh, you're right. I think that's what it is.

I don't think it's anti-submarine as in personality-wise. I think it's... I'm reading it, and I can't explain this, so don't ask me to, but it's like, turf's not welcome here, but for boats. Okay, can you explain that? No. So the description says, if you're a submarine, I don't want to see you. You're not welcome here.

Okay. We know what you're about, and we don't approve. We go on top of the water. We don't go below it. In this space, we believe submarine for everything good atop of water. Floating is nice. Dom Marines only. Carrying airplanes is where it's at.

Carrying airplanes. Shooting missiles. In our queer naval matter space. Not having oxygen tanks. We don't need them. We're above the water. Floating. Floating is like with the clap emoji around it.

Floating. We are above the waves. A big one could come. It wouldn't matter. We're too big. Anyway, there's 52 contributors, so a lot of fine naval men are here, and maybe one of them could be the descendant to Royal H. Burpee, who is the inventor of the burpee exercise.

I don't know if you've ever looked this up. What is the relation to that? Is this just like ADD brain? Well, yes, it is, and I don't know what I'm going to say next, but pull up Royal H. Burpee. Hold on. No, no, no. Before we do that, I believe you that that is who invented the burpee.

I have a picture I would like to show you. I don't understand the connection between that and naval matters. Because he's wearing a fun naval hat in all of the pictures of him, and he looks like a big triangle. What's his name? Was he in the Navy? Yeah, that's how it is. Okay. All right, now click on this Tom of Finland-ass real-life man who invented it, falling down and standing up quick.

Why does he look like the fucking Rob Liefeld Captain America drawing? Because he did so many burpees. He invented the burpee. He's got burpee boobs. He's got those burpee titties. He's getting dicked down by vitamin D. That's kind of what it seems like. If he lives on a boat, he would be.

But I guess the only reason I bring him up is he is wearing a Donald Duck-style Navy hat, and he's the first person I think of when I think of sailors. His body looks like Donald Duck This is the third time I have shown New people Royal Age Burpee this week And every time everyone is Aghast Thrilled and aghast

I think he's a handsome man He's got a lot going on Rest in peace to him, he did die in the 40s Oh yeah, for sure He died in the 80s He lived a long time because he was actually extremely healthy I don't know if you could tell That shit's random, don't listen to that

Random. Being healthy makes you die sooner. He died in the 1800s. Or he was born in the 1800s, which is pretty wild. Okay. Other people agree with me that he looks like Rob Liefeld, Captain America. That's crazy. No one said you were wrong about that.

I know. Wait, what's up with this Captain America with the big titties? It's a famously terrible Captain America drawing by famous comic artist Rob Liefeld, who was very bad at anatomy. He invented Deadpool. He can't draw feet. But also, is he bad at anatomy? Because that's what Royal Age Burpee be looking like.

Yeah, maybe he was trying to draw Royal Age Burpee. I don't know. I don't know. It does look like he genuinely was copying Royal Age Burpee. Yeah, it's uncanny. It actually looks like he might have been drawing specifically Royal Age Burpee. Before the internet, that means you'd have to go to the library, find your Royal Age Burpee photo and microfiche, and then copy it.

I think he drew it and then he copied it, which was kind of unethical. And then it was so bad. and people were like, oh my god, this guy can't draw, but he couldn't be defending himself because it would reveal that he was stealing. It would reveal he stole Royals' body. Interesting. Much like a necromancer.

Anyway, back on naval matters. Let's look at this main contributor. I like this guy's name. He's got the most navy name I've ever heard. J.S. Squidley? J.S. Squidley. J.S. Squidley here. J.S. Squidley.

The second generation boatswain's mate. Boatswain, Jeremy. I know, I was trying to do a voice. What voice? It's me, J.S. Squidley. Let me muse on some naval matters. You guys just a little guy voice or like a witch? Like a witch?

Yeah, like a witch. Sort of little witch. You sound like a... Like a little witch. The old witch in Yu Yu Hakusho. Uh-huh. Anyway. J.S. Squidley's Abbey is of a seal going, oh, man.

Do you think there's ever been a podcast with more ADHD than ours? Yes. And none of them had any listeners. The problem with this naval matters, Quora Space, which is, even though it's very funny, the questions are so above our understanding. I would like to read them. Okay, here's the most recent question from seven hours ago. Is it the case that Tomahawk missiles can be shot down by most modern fighters?

They are a lot slower than these aircrafts and don't have evasive capabilities. They are also easily tracked by satellite, by heat, radar, or optically with AI assistance. okay i have some thoughts on that okay um you know even if it's slower than aircraft like you're still shooting a bullet with a bullet kind of thing like it's just i think it's difficult to get anything to intercept a missile reliably that's probably true i think you can do it at scale overall where if you shoot enough anti-missile munitions you know in an area you can get some of them but it's just like trying to shoot a robin hood if you get a 24 hours straight in an Archery range.

Oh, Robin Hood. Robin, that's where you split the arrow with the arrow. Oh, I see. Sometimes I'm on this podcast, I feel like I'm the only one who knows about archery. I should have an archery musing space. But sadly, that's not the case. Today, we're naval musing.

Did you used to do archery as a kid? I went to birthday parties where you do them. I did archery at camp. And they would always say like, not even as a joke, they would be like, oh, and if you get the Robin Hood, which is of course like Robin Hood, where you split an arrow with your next arrow

by shooting it so hard in exactly the same place, you win a candy bar or whatever and i was like none of these nine-year-olds are about to do that no one's ever done that i guess you do because you work here and you get the compound pound bow out and you go crazy with it but i'm about to shoot like directly into the floor five times in a row well modern bows they're made of titanium alloy sort of exactly very hard to do that and so no one's winning candy exactly claire were you sick at archery i was like kind of good at it It's also hard. Yeah.

It is quite hard. You gotta pull back. Are you hearing this? Are you listening to this? Of course, pulling back for the audio listener. If you're watching the video, you can see her extension here. She draws the back arm. That's all in that.

You know, when Odysseus had to string his bow, and I'm glad this came up. Oh, yeah. To get his wife back. They were married? Odysseus? Odysseus, the king of Ithaca? the whole idea of the the story that he's trying to like get his family yeah well he's lost at sea and he keeps trying to go home and he doesn't know when when his next leap will be the leap home and

he's met damon yeah sometimes and so he gets there and uh uh no one he has such a difficult bow that no one can string it and then he's like hold on let me just let me get up here for five seconds and show what i do it's me odysseus okay let me draw it And then he just pulls that thing and people are like, oh, you know it's him. Because he could pull that thing. Yeah, I'd like to see somebody else pull on that bow. No, not easily done.

Okay, let's read the next name I'm using here. Okay, it's funny we always had a perfect guess for this but then it didn't work out. of what an aircraft carrier is on station during a conflict. Is the ship static or does it keep moving for wind direction or for aircraft operations? That's a great question. That's a great question.

And I don't know. I would like to see the answers. And, you know, say what you will about the kooks on Quora. Many of them are actively in the Navy. So I would expect one of them to, you know, really have the deets on aircraft carrier tactics and warfare. All right, let's find out the answer. They're little hats.

Me too. Most of us are in it for the hat. I would join the Navy for the hat. I bet they sing too, right? Because you can't just wear that hat. Think they're singing while they work in the Navy? Yeah, they sing about how they respect the admiral and stuff. Hi-ho, hi-ho, I love my admiral.

He wears a hat and so do I. I'm swimming. Fucks up, Marines. The thing about the Navy hat is that if you put it upside down, it becomes a little boat of its own. Sort of an Easter egg. That would be so cool if every sort of a military operation, like the Army had to wear a hat that if you flipped it over,

it looked like a gun. I don't know what I'm trying to say. They all have different hats that reflect their field. The hat should reflect the field. Your hat should reflect the field. I think you're right. Now, you may think that's somewhat of a quaint observation here, but we've gotten the numbers,

and the average Quarrior's listener is a five-year-old in the bath. So they appreciate things like the hat turns into a boat. They're listening and clapping and going, yay! Oh, Jowell, me, that's a good point. Okay, so the question again is when an aircraft carrier is on station during a conflict, is the ship static or does it keep moving for wind direction? You might want that wind direction. We got Neil K. McMillan here.

Yeah, he says no ship stays stationary. If you're not moving, you're a target. Carriers move to not be a target and to perform flight operations. Where they move depends on the needs of the Navy and the tactical and strategic situation at the time. Uh-huh, honey. So the answer is they move. Yeah, because if not, you're a target.

Carrier's always in motion. I was hoping he was going to get real indignant about it in the end, be like, what kind of officer doesn't know his ship's trajectory? Yeah. There's some debate in the comments below that here. david ham says it has long been the practice even with modern heavy jets the aircraft carrier turns into the wind to launch aircraft successfully so you know it's a whole different game since we started playing around with these birds of the of prey the wait what oh you mean airplanes yeah

yeah that's right clearly you got to go into the wind i think it's funny when people imagine like us getting nuked by north korea or something that like north korea shooting a missile from like North Korea the other side of the world and it like travels through the entire world

and it's like no they just have like a submarine somewhere outside of like Brooklyn well China has those hypersonic ones that wrap

around the world once those are really that's pretty sick yeah and they're almost impossible to stop because again it's like

how fast it's going and now is that public knowledge or is this something that they told you specifically oh they wanted

me to keep it a secret okay but yeah check out hypersonic missiles They wrap around the world They go around the world

They like to have a little trip They like to go through all the little places Let Alex be Chinese Let me be Chinese Louder for the people in the back How many of these do you want me to read Alex No more Just one

Unless there's like a fun one They're not They're all about the Navy I would argue they've all been fun ones Why did the Chinese JY-27A radar system fail to spot the U.S. F-35s en route to Caracas? Chinese experts have assured me that F-35s were detectable up to 150 miles out. Oh, we saw them. Claire's pulling out a gun and shooting herself.

Killing spree. I think that's enough of this. Fine. I guess you'll never find out about Japan's Megami-class freighter. That's okay. Not enough hats. Let's look at Scott Hanson. He's wearing a hat.

This is one of the contributors, Scott Hanson. Scott Hanson, he's wearing a hat. He says, I do not coddle, handhold, or otherwise beat around the bush or sugarcoat my answers. I am blunt. I am blunt. Extremely blunt. I'm only blunt. I'll tell it like it is.

And if you ask me to answer a stupid question, and yes, there actually are stupid questions, then you better secure for C, because it's about to get rough. Secure for C, he's in the Navy. Do not ask me to answer a question unless you can take criticism. That does not mean all my answers are rude to the asker. Quite the opposite. A good question gets nothing but as good an answer as I can give. But ask a bad question while I will answer it

and try not to intentionally violate BNBR. I will be very blunt and straightforward and explain exactly why the question is bad, especially if as part of your question you have a false premise that you presume is true. Do you guys like BNBRs or do you prefer hotels? What is BNBR, you think? You know, it's the app.

You go on your phone. You pull up BNBR. Oh, this is Airbnb. Very funny. Oh, ha ha. Ha ha. You better be prepared for your C to get rough. Okay, so 19 minutes ago, 19 minutes ago, somebody asked, does MAGA understand that unless Trump

stays in office indefinitely, that the next Democrat elected POTUS will have the same expanded powers that Trump has cemented as presidential powers? And Scott says, dumbass liberal think the only way. Hold on. I moved off Killing Spree. I have to go back. Killing Spree. Democrat doesn't get offices by Trump staying in office.

Hey, dipshit, it's called elections. Trump won't run again, but another Republican will. And the Democrat Party has proven itself to be the party of lawlessness, defund the police, open borders, illegal aliens before citizens, graft, murder, corruption, cheating, scandals, fraud, etc. That was some choppy C's he just took us to. You know, out on the ocean, people talk this way. They swear like sailors. This is from 21 minutes ago now. It's moved up.

This means we can talk to Scott. Because it's got a message. This happened while we were recording. Right. While Alex was talking about not getting sleep. Yes. Scott is doing the work. Some of us are defending the country out on an aircraft carrier.

Yeah, he's always moving, I guess I think. This guy's picture looks like it's from 1984. he is probably 90 years old uh someone 18 hours ago said if trump and the ultra rich who are mentioned in jeffrey e's files all claim to be innocent why are the files not fully released and he says there are two very good reasons why not 100 of everything is released one protect the victims two protecting the integrity of ongoing investigations and listen up just because someone is mentioned in the files does not make them guilty of the things epstein did lots of people are in the files not all of them are pedos like epstein i really like calling

him jeffrey e jeffrey e there are two jeffreys in second grade jeffrey f and the other is jeffrey yeah there's jeffrey f and pedo jeffrey and then at your class reunion you have to be like no i was not the famous human oh my god i was the other jeffrey i'm so sorry i went to jeffrey f's island I was in band class. I didn't kidnap those girls. Anyway, his two questions are about D&D, which I think is funny. Is it D&D or is that a type of boat? No, he says, how does Dancing Sword 5E in 2024 work?

Wait, is that a kind of boat? No, it's 5E. That's fifth edition, dog. And he says, my DM claims when you use your bonus action in the first round, it only hovers and does nothing else, only moving to attack on subsequent bonus actions. More details in comment. This man is fascinating to me. This man is playing Dungeons & Dragons.

What's Dancing Sword? It's going to be a type of attack. I imagine it's a magical sword that floats around off of the ground and cuts you up snickety-snicked. Is that correct, Jeremy? I don't think it's a fancy sword. I think it's a type of sword attack.

When you play your little game, you get together and you play pretend. Is that the kind of spell that Dancing Sword is? I mean, in 5E, apparently, I only want to use bonus action in the first round. It's just getting worse and worse. You dodged a bullet. Alex wanted to do a Master Chief episode this week. But I didn't.

Does Master Chief have a big titties-like burpee kind of? You're just asking to do the Master Chief episode. An hour of Master Chief lore and facts. And I'm hosing myself back. He doesn't have big titties. We don't know how to live like that. But he is wearing armor. He's wearing power armor.

Well, his bones have been extended and reinforced. His girlfriend's got big titties. Cortana. No, she doesn't. She doesn't have a corporeal form. She's got huge titties. All right. Well, I have five Master Chief questions pulled up,

so we can still do them. She's got huge titties. Look at those huge Cortana titties. She doesn't exist, Jeremy. It's like saying Siri has huge titties. Look at her. she could she doesn't she's not real she could just make them bigger or smaller but she's designed after her creator Catherine Halsey I like their use of under boob in a computer I think that's

really classy it's hard to pull off in meat space it requires a very well-designed top okay in Halo lore she is designed by this lady who does not have huge titties so she basically created an AI version of herself who has huge tits which I think is very respectable I think that she's just she's in sag mode well i don't know what her acting not to do too much hollywood talk but she's in sag because she's 80 years old no she made a sexy ai version of herself to date master chief what i'm saying is maybe her titties used to look like that but she's 80 years old so now that you can't see him maybe you're right maybe you're wrong but the point is that cortana is a beautiful blue woman i respect her right to be that way we have master chief questions pulled

up. We haven't done any questions. We can do Master Chief episode. Let's move on to Cluosophy. Are you sure? Because you can just scroll down and we're doing Master Chief for the next 30 minutes. We'll save it. Oh, we're going to save it this time then. We'll save it for when you're sharp. This is

Cluosophy. These are great musics. Here's our first one. Why do women usually live too long, and why do they want to? Claire? That's a really good question. I did just earlier say I am depressed, so I wouldn't say that this applies to me at the moment.

Well, maybe if we find out, you'll kind of get it, and it'll snap you out of it. I think it's because we're small beings, and that's generally the vibe. A giant probably puts you in their pocket, and that's pretty safe. You can survive a long time in there. We're safe in the pockets of giants. Us women.

Ladies, you know about life in the pocket. Women don't do dangerous stuff. I was re-watching Free Solo this week because Alex Honnold's in all my social medias. The all-time finger blaster. The all-time finger blaster because he has giant fingers? Yeah. He can pull himself up with one finger or whatever. Yes.

He's a big rock climber man, for those who don't listen. Like a troll's hands. That whole documentary is about him being like, I'm going to do the most dangerous thing of all time. And then he meets this woman who's like, I'm going to be your girlfriend. Please don't do that. Please stop doing these things.

But don't you want to live? And he's like, not really. Now I have a girlfriend, though. How do you get a girlfriend on a cliff? You spend all your time on a cliff? Where are you finding girls? Do you want the real answer? No.

No, I don't want the real answer. There are women who live on the cliff. Really? Native mountain folk. Mountain folk. Mountain folk, and they're like, come into my cave where there's belay equipment. Yeah, and there's like tons of skeletons, and you're like, I don't know what's going on with that. Oh, I hope you don't end up like them.

Why is he in the news? Alex Honnold, he climbed Taipei 101. He climbed Taipei 101. What the hell is that? It's a big building. It's in Taiwan. It's this like giant building, but it's like for him. Which is China.

For him, I'm not going to go there. I won't say. Quarriors will not give an official stance on whether Taiwan is China. I will. It's China. Our guest here is John Cena. We have not introduced him. It's like if we just gave the Confederacy Florida,

and we're like, we have to respect that. They're a different country, and they've always been just the Confederacy in Florida. uh anyway to him climbing a big building is is like climbing a ladder for us yeah yeah that's like nothing i've seen a lot of speculation on like why you would do a live event where you climb a a million they gave him a lot of money because obviously the the thrill of the thing is like am i gonna watch a guy die on tv we're gonna go on netflix and see a guy die uh cut away but But I've heard for him that actually a building of that scope

is quite elementary because compared to these flat granite surfaces of which he spends all day lovingly caressing, these holds are just child's play for him to climb up it. It's a big ladder. To scale it. He climbs without a rope, to be clear. Yeah, he climbs without a rope, and you'll shoot huge ropes watching him do it.

Nice, dude. Thank you. This is great musings. He's probably got a lot of sun. Let's read some of these answers on why women live longer and also why they don't just end it all. Women, David says, David, who's not a woman,

says, why do women have longer lifespans than men? Well, the old chestnut is that men usually die of heart disease in their 60s, while women are more likely to die of cancer in their 80s. I am. But that is an overgeneralization and less true now than before. It is seen to be partly true

because men smoked and drank more than women and had less healthy diets on average. However, in the more modern period, women are smoking and drinking more, And men, less and diets are universally getting better. Less saturated fats, more fresh vegetables, etc. Shout out to party girls. Men are also more likely to die young due to war or doing stupid things like riding motorcycles over burning buses.

Climbing Taipei 101. Most people die from motorcycle over burning buses. That is true. But now women are more prominent in the military. Finally, there has been an observation that men are more likely to die soon after their partner does, whereas women tend to just carry on. Of course, a common cause of female death before the 20th century was childbirth, often puerperal fever infections. Modern medicine has reduced that massively.

It's a complicated issue, and I'm not sure it's so true today that women necessarily live longer. More men live longer now, and more women die young. Been a while since I looked up at the data, mind. And you're wondering why Jeremy paused so powerfully there? It's in the post. There's an ellipsis. Women die young.

Been a while since I looked at the data, mind. Y'all heard of Kesha? And that's a man lovingly explaining why women live so long. It didn't really get into why they don't just end it all. Yeah, well, the industry is not doing well. Maybe we should comment. Entertainment industry not going well. Not going well.

I would like to say that women are also more closely connected to the moon. Oh, sure, yeah. So maybe the moon gives them a life. So maybe, Claire, if you can just kind of tap into that. You're saying the moon gives life? It gives you a reason to live. Yeah, I would say I'm pretty activated. You ever howl at that thing?

Rough time of fall. Spit all that out. That's not what he said. For the record, he said to you, howl at the moon. I still think it's a good idea to try to make Claire the new Hawktua girl. There is an opening. We got to get her on the street, though. It's not going to happen in here.

Milo's not listening. No. That ain't going to happen. I feel like women, I feel like we live longer because we let our emotions out more readily. And when the guy's keeping the emotions, that creates the cancer and the heart disease and whatnot. That's true, especially in the Midwest. Shell Wright said, why didn't your mother swallow you? Great question.

I think that's a good answer. Don't talk about my mother like that. She capitalized mother like, oh, it's so mother. to swallow you. Jennifer Lawrence's mother is swallowing you. I'm gagging for you living long.

I like her most recent question from last year. Why do you like slash follow Chell Wright? Okay, what's the answer? Great question. That's her, by the way. The answer is

those of us who are intelligent have no idea who that is and do not wish to know either. Come on! If it was someone important unlike herself,

I'm sure I would have heard of her. You bitch. Don't knock Chell Wright down a peg like that yeah it's all women just telling her she's like ugly and unimportant that's so rude i know megan says you need to put a paper bag over your head sinsley 92 says don't answer my question and disable the comments you stupid emo bitch that's like a nazi guy that's that guy's not a nice i agree he had a whole thing in his bio how he works out like

Auschwitz. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I want to see who asked the women longevity question. I hope it was some kind of power. It was TNT1999.

I was just hoping it was some kind of powerful scholar or government official. No. Well, that question sure was dynamite. Thanks for writing it,

TNT1999. Let's go to the next one. Okay. Why didn't your mother swallow you? Oh, this is a good one. So this is a specific answer, but the question is, how do I prepare for gabang?

For a gabang. G-A-B-A-N-G. How do I prepare for a gabang? Taylor Hall says, depending on what you're asking, garbage. Make sure it's out before pickup day. Gang bang. Liquor lube up. Liquor slash lube up.

Gabang. No idea what that is, so I guess a combo of the first two. Y'all ever been in a gabang? No, I haven't been in a gabang. I've taken the garbage out. I've done that as well. Folks, I mean, you gotta, right? You gotta.

Hey, take it easy on me. If you click on the other answers on this, it's all just people assuming they mean gangbang. I don't think gubbang is necessarily short for gangbang, unless I'm just not in the scene and people just lose the NG because it slows them down. Oh, Alan, this is another good answer. A gubbang refers to a bag in Korean

or an instrument similar to a xylophone in the Philippines. If the former, consider the size and weight of your contents as you select your bag. If you meant the latter, consider your space and posture as well as how the sound of the instrument might potentially disturb others. There's another answer here from that dude from Corvallis, Oregon, who says, My girlfriend would drink a couple White Claws and a Xanax. First time went to Pleasures, where she did five guys. Now she's a regular down there. At most, she's done eight.

I watch. I watch. Five White Claws and a Xanax? That's not good. You shouldn't do that. That's gnarly. That's what they tell you not to do on the back of the Xanax, I believe. That's a headache and a half.

David Earl says, and you were never one of the eight? That is some weird-ass relationship. I agree, David. But then again, who am I to judge? As long as you are always the one she goes home with, that's what counts. I guess it's just like I understand cuck behavior, but if 10 guys are going to get in there, you don't want to ever even just dabble? We have to click on that, too.

No, because it's a fight. It's a regular naval warfare down there. Naval engagement. Can we read this guy's bio? Oh, sure. Go for it, Alex. That dude from Corvallis Ore. It's got to be Oregon, right?

I'm just an old guy. As I was undressing one night for an adult gathering, it suddenly dawned on me, man, when I was a younger lad, people paid me to get undressed in their homes, a hotel, or anywhere you could imagine. Now, I practically got to pay people to see me undressed. What are you talking about?

I half chuckled, half cried. At 65, I've lived most of my life driven by some form of sexual taboo or another. Introduced into a family and step family of incestuous participants. It would be many years before what I was involved in would be suggested as immoral, illegal, and worse yet, sick. What? suggesting i was mentally defected no dude there's no no incest has definitely been considered immoral for a long time yeah no he was there before incest went woke and people were against it well there's a lot more of this bio oh yeah i read by the way

average quora user yeah that's one of my faves i read many stories on here regarding encounters of family relationships to which i can tell 100 the fakes and the phonies from the real ones before anyone asks no i do not have film or stills nor do i have photography to share my story may be hard to believe but every word of it is true it's about the word this is so long what is in this bio what is gonna be in here okay i'm gonna keep reading can i say that he knows about i never let my schooling interfere with my education respect and i reserve the right to retract that respect at any point reading this bio as i think you may be a sick individual by today's standards but i'm gonna keep reading okay back to the bio i became so confused obsessed sex was as regular as

eating three meals a day my ideas and concepts of what was normal would be shattered in that shattered confusion i was introduced to intravenous drugs used to combat this resistance i was developing and to this day struggle with drug use as it relates to sex pavlov's theory and how it relates to drugs and sex is a great study for those who may have the same struggle and wonder why if you don't know pavlov's dog uh pavlov would ring a bell and every time he did he'd fuck the dog and so the the dog they came to associate the bell with human love all right reset the counter it's been zero days since bestiality talk on quaraders back to the bio In the 60s, 70s, and even in the 80s, taboos were much easier to hide but harder to seek out.

So our family spent years, if not decades, seeking out and surrounding themselves with like-minded people. In my case, everyone in my family on both sides dealt with were of the same orientation. From my doctor, therapist, yes, educators, etc., I came from a generation of children are to be seen, not heard. We didn't have PSAs informing us who to contact in case we were introduced to or practicing this immoral act. How much of this we got to read? I thought it would be a story in here. It's like the beginning of a book. It's like it's going to go on for like 100 pages.

We didn't have PSAs. You're 65. There's like the Silmarillion. Children were seldom believed, and even when they were, seldom were the authorities involved. So when it becomes two entire families who've nurtured and groomed a unique way of life most don't understand, in quotes, it was even more confusing. So we're just reading a story about a guy who was molested. I feel bad making fun of him, right? I don't know if I'm making fun of it, really.

I'm more reading a Forrest Gump-style tale. Sometimes when Alex reads, his voice is so silly by nature that it might sound like making fun of. Naughty by nature. No, he's just talking about his experience with incest. This is just a guy who was incestually abused for decades and now is now a hooked on drugs and sex if that's wrong i don't want to be right i think that is wrong oh okay i suppose it's sick by today's status like keep reading so i have

something to hear while i'm going pee i like that claire gets to experience the podcast as a listener for five minutes every episode uh okay so uh back to there's a part about conservatives and liberals It was even more confusing, in fact, that compared to a young person trying to figure out who's right, liberals or conservatives. Just saying. If you would like to share, confide,

or just get off, DM me. I'm sure I have many stories to share that will interest you. And for those who feel they've been victimized, I'm more than glad to lend an understanding, sympathetic ear. I may be able to guide you into the right direction for help.

Please, I was a willing participant until I wasn't. Jesus. I'm just saying. So for more details and to avoid being banished for life from quora dm me okay said that we live in a society when we're not allowed to speak freely without the threat of being shut off but i get it we do have to do our best to protect our immediate

families from deviants who would do us great harm cheers let's talk wow wow how do i prepare for a goat bag you know knowing who wrote the question no this is just an answer all right this is the guy with the girlfriend with the xanax thing that tracks so clearly for yep no wonder you're not getting in on it you're probably you're doing all kinds of freaky sex stuff every moment of every day you're that guy from oregon yeah or ballast specifically i feel a little bit making fun of the question of course was from lisa dawn okay whose profile picture says okay wait wait wait we should to be clear her questions was how do i prepare for a guy bang and then immediately after how do you prepare for a gang bang because she misspelled it the

first okay and also right before it how do you prepare your body for a gang bang okay so you just got too excited in the middle and spelled it wrong her other two questions are do porn stars have sex outside of work which the answer would be yes and then is dvp similar to fist fisting now if you don't know dvp is pup's second yeah i was gonna say if there's the no it's a song on the album oh it's a song on the album the dream is over dream is over that's right the picture of the tv on fire yeah great album it's similar to fisting for your ears yeah well stefan's vocal cords got fucked up. And the doctor said to him, which inspired the song,

DVP is similar to fisting. That's a little joke for pup fans. And I look at the numbers. All of the 35-year-old men who listen to this show will get this. You're either a child in a bathtub or you are a older millennial who's maybe still wearing a little hat.

How you doing, Claire? Back from the bathroom? P-turned into a poop, but I'm glad then i could hear all about night i don't think we were making fun of that guy i think we're just talking about his experience and i he's a core user i like because he's like this is my experience i will help you get through your experience i mean it sounds like he may be you know there's an abused person who maybe also did some bad things but what i appreciate about it in terms of our show is that it didn't have his legal name and address as we were reading it as i do feel kind of guilty when that happens.

It did have his address. Corvallis. Corvallis, Oregon. Good luck finding that dude over there. Yeah, go to the local gangbang. Say you met, you listened to him on Corators. All right, so to be clear, I thought it was funny

because I thought somebody misspelled something, but it was a gangbang. They were looking for gangbang advice. Okay, this one. Is there no hell but a ghost man scorned? Is there a next question? What's a ghost man? Now, I'm familiar with the expression

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. is oh is a ghost man another word for a woman that's what i was gonna say nails emoji ghost man ghost man i met a man who had no wiener i looked down and it was gone it was a ghost man well there you go i mean i'm trying to think of what would be worse than a woman's corn and i think a ghost man and i am thinking of ghost riders specifically imagining someone being we gotta punch this up woman isn't scary uh hell hath no fury but a werewolf just in terms of their raw violent capacity uh-huh okay let's see if people know what ghost

man is i would like to read all because right now claire would you like to read linda wenzel's answer oh yeah dear okay this is in all caps dear one hell doesn't exist hell was a construct of the church a loving god would never ever create a place of fire and brimstone now there is a place for the worst of the evil and that is the lowest realm which is a place of complete darkness and nothing it sounds like hell and those sent there spend an indefinite time, contemplating every evil deed that they've done, and they're there

as long as God determines. Thank you, Linda. Okay, so, you know what Linda latched onto? It's just the, is there no hell? And she was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I was like, there's hell. Hell does

NKT exist. Hell does NKT exist. And God determines how long you're in there. Usually for all time as I understand it. There's some really good related questions. I know. I like, is hell really that bad? That's what I was looking at.

It's really that bad. Also, we definitely did one of these. Is Hitler in hell these days? Is Hitler in hell these days? That was on one of our many Hitler episodes. There are three Hitler episodes. I don't know which one it was on. That's it? Yeah. We could do more. We could do

more. Mix it with the Master Chief. Hitler slash Master Chief episode. We go back and forth every question. We'll just come up with a new idea. This is a good idea. We'll come up with a new idea. This is a really good idea. No, this is a good idea.

Stay with the old idea. I'm going to approach the producers about this. We'll get back to you. But yeah, I would say ghost man being scorned is one of the worst things that can happen because they can do all kinds of curses on you. Philip Dating says, yeah, there is the one ghost man is headed to because we know there is no such thing as a ghost. Shut up, Philip.

Yeah, it doesn't make any damn sense. Those are the only answers? Yeah, the only answers. Phillip, shut your stupid mouth. Can we Google ghost man? We definitely can. Just real quick, I want to see. The question is from Brian,

who's Mr. Big went to hell after a jelly roll kill. This is his story. Next on Big Special Victims Unit. I don't get it. Don't know what any of that means. I like that this seems like a real life crazy person. It does somewhat seem that way. I thought it was maybe a troll.

And you know, crazy people can troll. Ghost Man. Now, there's a series of novels called Ghost Man. Yeah, I'm just seeing a lot of ghosts. I mean, this is like the Looney Tunes drawing guy, the guy who does the dancing, the rotoscoped guy. The dancing guy. Ghost Man.

If you know anything about the history of animation, this means a lot to you. I see the guy from Scream. I see a guy who looks like Marilyn Manson. Isn't that Ghost Face? Too scary for me, for my blood. I think Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong.

It's not okay to joke about it. It's not funny. What's a good question to do here? Great Musings is the theme. Great Musings. this is on life perspective this has been in the dark for maybe two years there's no answers on it it's a great question but the question is when the mind is dirty how can you see the bottom of your heart 100 emoji and this question is from

thank you who's a former writer what i like about this is this guy from another side of the world but he's still old because it's Quora. He's got great questions. I like how he signs off every question with a hundred emoji. Yeah, it's really good. Why do narcissists enjoy watching others every day? Why did haters want to know about you by winking their eyes and body language?

This is me for real. That's that question. Let's answer it real quick and then we'll do a different one. Okay, when the mind is dirty, how can you see the bottom of your heart? You can't. It's very simple to me. You can't, and then maybe an exclamation point.

You can't, it's very simple to me. jeremy cannot type today huh is it because i didn't sleep you can't type it's a very far from my hands oh italian jeremy is here he's so far from my hands okay i said you can't it's very simple you see 100 emoji okay yeah maybe you'll get back to us great they're gonna have to review that one but that's okay that's fine all right let's read another question uh oh i want to do this one actually why not be both loved and feared that is a good question they are off that opposite ends of one's control are they not loved and feared i mean it's very uh so this is going against machiavelli

right machiavelli the prince the little prince um check out his stuff check out his book the little prince yeah go um he's very powerful he's the prince of italy and what he does is he says better be feared than loved because he's like... He's actually a cartoon French boy on a tiny Mormon-style planet. He's on a planet as well. The thing is that he has such a hard time with women that he's like, it's good that they're so

scared of me. That was being Machiavellian? Yeah, that's a big part of it. From what I understand on YouTube and the videos I've been watching, that's a big part of it. The real thing with Machiavelli is he wrote this book called The Prince that explains

how to be a uh a good leader and and the big takeaway from it is that it's better to be feared than loved and i remember learning about this in high school in ap european history and they told us that a lot of people now think that that he actually meant this as satire but people didn't get that it was satire which is a very modern issue to have where he's just like dude i was doing parody bro people didn't get my book that's like somebody told me the uh the famous mgmt album the uh the first one on it was made as like a parody of what electronic music be sounding like yeah i've heard this and that and then it was like by far their biggest breakaway hit and like that happens a lot made them famous but bit them in the ass but it's like oh no my joke made me a

millionaire okay i gotta know should we make a podcast that we think is a parody of bad podcasts i'm way ahead of you oh okay never mind i think we're already doing that do you think that uh not to bring the cheeto and chief into this oh i didn't say it i think maybe maybe that was also a cheeto and chief thing that he's both loved and feared no that he He was starting off as a goof. I was like, wouldn't it be funny if I were ever president? And then I won, and then he won, and he's like, uh-oh. I do believe that's the story there, Claire.

I believe that's the story there. Now, to tie it back. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't want to win. This is my focus as the host. Smart. We go back to the question, why not both be loved and feared? If you can, you should. And what you should do is be very lovable and also scary.

Very scary. Because then you get double bonuses, double perks. Be a very kind Dracula. Exactly. Be a Shrek. Ooh, Shrek. Shrek's enemies fear him. He's green.

He's very strong. He fought all those knights in the mud. He did do that. I'm making waffles. In the morning, I'm making waffles. He's in love with Theoda. I would like to see some of the Quarren's answers on this, though. Okay, read this one from Kristen Barton.

Kristen, who studied at Metro State University. And we're following her. Oh, okay. And she answered this pretty recently. Because it's a lie that you can be loved and feared by the same person at the same time, it is actually impossible to truly love someone you fear. Boom. The Rizzler.

Fear is antithetical to love. Boom. Boom. I'm at Costco. Which is why any religion that emphasizes simultaneous love and fear is a lying religion. But I digress. We're Costco guys. You know fear is antithetical to love.

I love putting but I digress in my quora answer. Very funny. It's a very like verbal tick to write down. Yes. So the reason is that you are ego based and therefore believe convenient lies and that makes you unlovable until you drop the false beliefs which we

hope you do because you deserve love but you're not going to get it by being like this. Wow. Damn. Tell me how you're real though, Kristen. How can people write uh? uh you didn't need to write uh you could delete that but i digress but i digress i think that if you back up though like you could be loved by some and feared by all

yeah or you could be uh loved by all feared by some no you can't really do that can you uh you can fear some sure love some some others some some and some the way to do it is some and some next question well that's the last question but let's see if there's any other answers uh this guy madness yes it is only logical shadow of butterfly says apparently i am both now that it is ironic since i don't do harm to anyone but i can see people for who they are that creates fear and some perhaps not actual fear but at least avoidance and yet i am not stupid enough to tell on others so i don't see why it is a good thing to be loved both loved and fear is stupid in my view because there is no love based on upon fear at all you must be mistaken stop watching social

media freaks smallest victory was it media freaks or was it social mind freaks uh i hope it's mind freaks media freaks i you know what it is i'm so used to seeing the word mind freaks i'm following My brain just reads it as mind freaks. I'm reading Madness. Madness, yes, it is only logical shadow of butterflies bio. I'm a big fan of Madness, yes, it is only logical shadow of butterflies. Unicom, Thinker, and Female. Have you ever gotten into a big Criss Angel phase?

No, I haven't. I've seen him live. Yeah? Was it good? I bought a t-shirt. Nice. It was really good. I was on mushrooms.

Cool. That's the way to do it. It was sort of the funniest thing I've ever seen. I mean, he's got those abs. Yeah. That's like a big part of it. And he has a really thick Long Island accent. Really?

Yeah, which you wouldn't think he does, but he kind of sounds like this. It challenges your mind. It challenges your expectations. It really does. Get ready for your mind to be freaked. You don't think he can float above the ground just a little bit, but he can. You're not my God. Just a little bit.

He's like a big sex guy, right? Yeah, he must call himself the vagina freak or something. From what I remember from his show, he's always like, and I think this is just part of magician culture. He teleports into your pussy. But he teleports into your pussy. That's what I was trying to say. And really, what else is there to say after that?

Can we read this bio from Madness? Yes, it is only a logical shadow of a butterfly. Yes, I'll allow it. Okay, she says, chess is everywhere now. That is a fantastic opening. I've seen coins twist, bend, and even shrink or shine. Regardless, I've decided to be the master of a coin with reasoning and rhyme, but also with fire and unexpected ingredients.

I also don't mind that purse you bought me. I prefer to make my own decisions, and I do make my own prices and rules. And if they match, all the better. If they don't, no value, no cry. Make me curious and make it my way, because for you, that's the only way. And my, she means, challenge me with some interesting things. Not everyday routine and not everyday the same subject. Write interesting concepts that can be silly, unpredictable, and have thought-provoking value.

I need challenge. This is the easiest follow of my career. She used to work as a vet assistant for reptiles and amphibians. I can see that. You take your lizard to the vet and you're like, I hope they're just normal back there. Hey, my lizard hasn't been really eating a lot. What do you think? I think that chess is everywhere now.

All right. God, chess is everywhere now. I want to see if she's asked any questions. She has asked 45 questions. Her most recent one is, as a psychopath, did you play with toys the same way other kids did in your childhood, or were you different in playing? I would like to see the one answer on that, if that's okay. If you can allow one answer. The one answer.

There's five answers, actually. Oh. Okay. Well, the website's bad. All right. Well, this one's a fake answer. This one's behind Quora Plus, which Alex did buy recently. Well, we're near 1,000 patrons, and I thought as a treat,

the podcast can now read full Quora Pluses. All right. We're going to read a full Quora Plus for the first time here. The question is, as a psychopath, did you play with toys? As someone who scores high on effective deficits and exhibits a strong factor one personality structure, but is not a psychopath, I don't match significance to my childhood. So this keeps going.

But the question was not for you then. it's not for you you're not a psychopath the question is for psychopaths now i'm a little confused here because i've been exploring quora plus since we've purchased it um quora plus the users who get long special answers get paid uh and you do a yearly subscription and it goes into the website uh you have to be invited to be a contributor to quora plus to have a guy who's locked behind they don't give it to everybody so if like we were like oh we want you to hide our answers you you have to like be invited to do uh that special program first so aiden john prince who studies psychology and human behavior at yale i guess is a uh special club member the closer you

are to a psychopath the higher likelihood you have of quora giving you money to write answers well you can beat the game they're like you're doing a great job this was an answer requested by madness yes it is only logical shadow of butterfly psychopaths don't play games because they're busy doing work that's so true what other questions does she have if you would compare today's society on political and economical view to another time another time in history what would it be and why what are the correlations i love how broad that is what is the most broad question wait wait wait i want to read this one what do you want to ask or share um my dirty laundry yeah and the first part's in quotes um it's like she's playing her own game she's a chess master

who plays both sides of the board. Well, she has a question that says, in a chess game, if your knight and your tower are on the board against chaos-slash-strong positions, how do you proceed personally? What's your next move, and how do you see your position? I would move my knight to L7. There's no L on the chess board.

Don't worry about it. There's no L. Also, the tower is called a rook. What letters are on the chess board? Yeah, Clarissa used to holding the L. She thinks it's on the chess board. There's only eight rows, so it's... What is that?

A, B, C, D. Anyway, it's chaos position, so it's hard to say. Let's do a listener question. Get out of here. I feel like I'm dying. Looking at a specific female spider mating and eating her man, would she be a narcissist, sociopath, or psychopath? Or would she be a neurotypical with BPD?

What's that twitch? What's that twitch? That feeling when the spider eat her man. Oh, if you're a spider. What kind of question is that? All right, I'm going to do that. Our spiders narcissists. Write in.

My narc, who was a black widow spider, who bit my head off. Please write in with your Quora-style questions for our listener question segment, Is That Okay? Send your questions to Quorators at gmail.com. Is that okay? Okay.

Hi, Quorators. Oh, shit. fuck okay hi quarries um what's the psi of blood i need to know like asap and can i put it back in with a straw and where's the hospital okay bye again great job mimicking a quora style question yes which is a medical emergency you will not get an answer to for several weeks yes well done i applaud we applaud you here at the podcast the psi of blood that's pressure per square inch how do you go gotta be high right so really blow it in there with a straw if you got a straw to do it good luck getting it in the straw i think you're mostly gonna get spit in your

blood yeah that will kill you the dirt mixed with the whatever you're scooping it up from right you're gonna get some dirt in there you're gonna get some hair in there well you don't want to do If you get an air bubble in your blood, you die. Yeah, it's as simple as air in there. You're done for. I imagine dirt is not good. What you want is a time mage or something to undo your wound. Oh, and that stresses you out?

Aw. Aw. Aw. Are you nervous about your saw wound? Pussy. Welcome to the Quarator's Podcast. Yeah, don't be a pussy. Oh, thank you for listening.

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