Quorators - Guys and Dolls w/ Yogi Paliwal

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Boys be brutally honest, what makes a girl attractive instantly? Where can I find a girlfriend? I'm a teen boy with abs and 5'10. Is it fair for my girlfriend to force me to wear a maid outfit? I am stay at home boyfriend and do the house work and she works for all the money. All she asks is that indulge her fetishes, let her use my body for sex, cook her meals, and cuddle. --- Follow Yogi on social media by typing his name into your search bar Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Now, I have intentionally tried to never show the Google Doc when we're editing, so that's like, that's going to be the real game for you. Well, I can show a camera of us. You can show a camera of us. I'm just, I'm trying to put him under some stress here. I'm trying to make him sweat a little bit. Because the boy's got to be a man. Do you edit typically?

Yes. Oh, I see. Use a father's hands. Touch my hands. You feel that? I don't like this. You feel the discipline there? This moment is not good for me.

What's fun about Alex editing the podcast is that he has sort of an insane vision for it. Sometimes he'll be like, I made it all red this week. Red inspires passion. It makes you hungry. That's right. Yes. The Rick Rubin of the podcast, which is clearly Alex, you direct the vision and it changes often because nothing works. Yes.

Yes. I used to edit the audio to where it was balanced to how we sat. so like Jeremy would be more on the left and I would be more on the right people driving

hated it they hated it so much that is frustrating you were trying to do like a Rage Against the Machine audio re-edit I was trying to

make it sound like it felt in the room man nobody cares for that nobody cares for that put it on one track when the red episode came out

the guest was my friend Phil Jameson he texted me about it and we were like wow this episode's really red I wonder if Alex had trouble with it

or what And we were like, maybe I wonder if there's like a fix we could have talked about. And then Alex texted me right after and was like, you like how red it is this week? I made it red. And we're like, oh, okay. I think red's getting people talking. We're still talking about that famous red episode. We had to stop doing it that way because of all the complaining.

Hit the fucking button. You got this, Corbin. The one that starts the podcast. It's been too long. It's the red one. Shut up. that's right another week with america's premier quora-based podcast quarry tours we're your hosts alex and jeremy and claire hello hello hello

wasn't that fun well fun's the name of the game here on the questions website uh and i bet you're questioning who's our guest today well if that's your question the answer is of course comedian entrepreneur and a man about town yogi palewa yogi hello yogi you've been working on all kinds of big laughs uh what does it feel like to be here in the studio today it's great i've been wanted to be on the show since it started i'm a big big quora fan i'm a fan of its uh uh dead cousin uh yahoo answers and even more of a fan of its original uh source uh the farmer's almanac i think that uh the original questions original i would say ask jeeves yeah farmer's almanac i just feel like the farmer's almanac is like hey this year all of this stuff could happen

The wheat is going to die. Right, right. I'm always on Quora like, is it raining? Is it going to rain next month? Tornado July? That's neither here nor there. Now, Yogi, you've recently, you've been working on a hit television show. Is that correct?

That is technically correct. And that's called Get a Real Job. Yep, it is called Get a Real Job. It's a TV show about New York City canvassers. A look at the big city from the bottom. We're going to be premiering in a festival in Tokyo later this month. Wait, when are you going to be in Tokyo? I don't know if I'm going.

It's very expensive. But January 11th is when I may or may not be there. I'm going this month, too. Yeah, Claire, Tokyo a go-go. Yeah. You been there before? No. I've never been either.

I really want to go. I've been twice. Twice. I've never been. Speak Japanese, go. Speak Japanese, go. There's something in Japanese. Joseph and I, yeah, see, that's good.

You don't really have to do it at all when you go there. You'll see. You'll come back. Report back with my scouts. This will be an episode we do next month. I can't wait for that. Has anyone in this room done any canvassing? Yes.

Only like once or twice. I have canvassed for comedy shows outside by saying, please come into the comedy show. Didn't you canvas for Bernie? Am I making that up? I did also canvas for Bernie. Okay. Boo.

But not nearly as much as I did, not the grizzly pear. What's the one next to there? The Village Lantern. The world's worst time. It's called something else now. What's it called? Smart move. It's called like the comedy club.

Like it's a very bad. You need a better name than that. Village Lantern, it's like a great name. It's very iconic. I think it was a bar when it was originally named that. And then they were like, we're just a comedy store now, so we might as well be the comedy basement. It is funny how quickly a restaurant does a little bit of comedy

and goes, that makes any amount of money, that's what we do now. We're all in on this. I hate food! I hate eating it! I want to laugh! Yeah, barking for comedy is like the worst I've ever felt, probably. It is really demoralizing. It's almost worse when they show up to the show.

Oh, yeah. You want people to come, so you're like begging them. And then like one guy comes and you're like, ah, now they're going to see I suck. That's right. It creates a very bad dynamic for comedy, which is someone go in being like, you said you could make me laugh. Oh, my God. I'm not laughing.

You know what's even more demoralizing is when you are a comedian and you're walking past one of those barkers. Oh, yeah. Free comedy, Comedy Central, Saturday Night Live, comedians. You don't know me? I'm a comedian in New York, man. You don't know me. My friend, who is a very funny guy, but used to do stand-up and then quit and got a normal job, which is the name of your show.

Good for them. He recently was dating new people, and she really wanted to go to one of these shows. It was like barking. They went, and he was like, whatever. It's not like it matters. And then every single comedian, they were in the front row. Apparently, every comic was like, do I know you? Oh, my God.

It was distracting all of them in their sets. Why is your face so familiar? You had to be like, I failed. You're that guy who washed up. He didn't fail. He made the right decision. He really did. He's making a regular amount of money now.

Not like me and Tina Fey, who's on the lineup tonight, just inside. I loved when Barkers used to tell you Tina Fey was inside. Why would Tina Fey be inside? Amy Schumer was always the one I thought. Tina Fey doesn't do stand-up comedy. But she's there. She's doing sketches. They're just saying words you know will trigger my brain into handing you money.

She's going to do mom jeans live. Well, Jeremy's kind of walked into our theme here today, which is kind of a natural segue. So we had Yogi on, and we know he's a lover. So we thought this week's episode would be guys and dolls. Nice. Their famous differences, their famous similarities. Why do you call me a lover? Because you have so much love in you.

You're from Virginia. I'm not from Virginia. That's a good guess, though. Because it's for love. What if you were? I mean, it would be huge. It would be huge if that worked out. It's a damn shame we missed on that one.

Every week, Jeremy asks the guests if they're from Virginia. So far, it hasn't worked. A broken clock is right twice a day. Yeah, kind of a boycott of Virginians going on the show so far. But before we get into our questions, we, of course, have to explore a quarter space with our famous segment, Space of the Week. Space of the Week.

All right, I tried to get one to match the theme here. We are on relationship and dating support. Nice. I like it already. just the picture. Yeah, oh yeah. It's a memento style picture at the top. Do not trust this man.

Is it an AI woman or a woman with more makeup on than God? I think that's real. I think it's just a coy makeup woman. Coy makeup woman. What are you hiding? Relationship and dating support has 976 contributors

and 74.1k followers. That's a decent haul. It's a good list. for a Quora space. Now, I've noticed a subtle theme on relationship and dating support that isn't relationship or dating support, and it is narcissists.

That's the new thing to be talking about. Narc alert. It's pretty big on this website in general, but read any of these posts. They're all narcissists. Yeah, they really are. Nine weird texting habits of narcissists. Do narcissists know they need...

I can't read them. They keep moving. Narcissistic supply. Narcissist versus psychopath. what sociopath what you need to know these are all from the same person mary irizari yo sick you have to imagine she graduated broke up with someone who is a narcissist i was in new york new york oh is there a mystery start spreading the news mary because that's where we live there's so many uh slighted people on quora who are like my part my ex-partner was a narcissist

and then they're like it's my job now to tell you what a narcissist is yeah they're um i i think a recurring theme for the website is like 12 years culture war behind and uh this is like a very like you're on reddit in 2012 kind of situation um but narcs get a lot of attention here i was also going on chorus how i found out narc isn't always an undercover cop and is it sometimes your boyfriend who you don't like sometimes your boyfriend who tells you that you um you don't look good in that dress oh you're obsessed with yourself he texts me every day and also phones me does he love me that's one of the questions here no answers i think i think no the answer is no okay here's something worth noting all these questions are from 16 minutes ago yes yeah or

they're they're recent um yes so these are questions in the space these felt generated somehow or do you think this is a real person my guess is that this these are being submitted to the sub quora and then someone 16 minutes ago just hit yes on a bunch of them yeah i think it's one person manically sending questions that needs several answers and they're all being approved at the same time because that that to me is the right way to use cara it's like your most insane thoughts and feelings need to be on Quora because you don't even need to do a burner account. You can just be yourself on Quora and people

are like, yeah, that's fine. You can have your full name and your address. Don't keep a lady waiting. Which one are you talking about? I need to click at don't keep a lady waiting message sent to me. How do you respond? I also really like, will you wrap me up and put me under your Christmas tree?

These are two relationship and dating questions. That's pretty sexy. To answer the first, How do I respond? Okay, go off is probably what I would say if that was a text I got. Okay, let's look at two people. Don't keep a lady waiting. If someone texted me, don't keep a lady waiting, I would say, okay, go off.

Okay. That sounds like something I would say. Well, let's see if there's an answer on this. There are three answers. And also, to be clear, it doesn't say message. It says message. Message. If it's for me, it's a message.

This is a bot response from Vconfident. confident we're not gonna read any of that shit so i think the question asker is carolina because someone says carolina i'm not sure if i get the question let me say this carolina i think you need to just take a deep breath and breathe really slowly i get the feeling you were really uptight and always working do you ever make time to just go out and let your hair down carolina i am waiting this guy's a fucking narc he's a narc and he's obsessed with himself i'm gonna say that i think he's the one texting saying hey don't keep me waiting don't keep a greg waiting yeah he calls himself she just for fun it's so hard to type up no so for those listening we've done

a new thing where we're not screen mirroring so there's nobody cares wow that is the perfect contribution from claire on this podcast oh there's a delay it's making me so slow um i'm going to receive a marriage proposal this month i will say yes this person will be absolutely my best match and our marriage will be easy and for life this is what god's saying This is under answers that need improvement, which I would say yes. I've noticed, for whatever reason, the answers that need improvement filter on Quora often contain the answer most directly answering the question. And that clearly is a feature they do not want around.

Okay, so this question is from James O'Brien. Who's Carolina? What the fuck? I think Carolina is the person who runs the space. She is the main relationships and dating support support. It's her photo in the main

Wait, let's go to her profile, shall we? University of Gdansk She's a former psychologist She lives in bloody London Before she did Quora full time Slammed that Anglo Spotted Anglo Spotted Great drops

Very good. Thank you, Yogi And Yogi knows drops Oh, I'm a big drop guy. Big drop guy. I think drops are important for functional humanity. You can't live without drops, okay? Yeah. I've done...

If your eyes are itchy. Millions of podcasts with no drop on them, and they all felt like they were missing something very important. Yeah, yeah. I put in eye drops today for the first time in a long time. Oh, really? And then this eye is now just sort of leaking. Oh.

Your eyes look like a pool. What is up with that? They're sopping wet. Can an eye be too wet? They can. Well... Right? Let's ask.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. I see it. I'm on a questions website. Yeah. Wait, so you're asking this to Carolina or this is just going public? This is public. You could put that in the space.

Put it in relationships and dating. Can an eye be too wet? Can an eye be too wet is great. Can I be too wet? I recently broke up with my husband and I don't know what's going on with my eyes. We found a similar question. Why are eyes wet? That's actually not similar at all.

No. Completely different. Add it to the lexicon. Put it in there. Great work, Jeremy. me who owns quora what what are we what is this some guy is this is this a thing or is this just some dude i like to think it's a community project we all made quora together it's i'm objectively wrong about that i really do miss yahoo answers i think that really yeah it was a better one it

was it really was there's so many dating and relationships things yeah there's so much too much to do on this website it's really clean quora in a way that it feels like the clean room out of LensCrafters, you know, where it's like, it's sterile, but nobody needs to be that clean. I hate to object to you here, but the thing about Quora is it doesn't show you any of the answers

to the question you're looking at. So I do not feel like it's clean at all. It shows you answers to different questions you didn't ask. Yeah, the questions are somehow less unhinged than Yahoo Answers, though, because Yahoo Answers was even weirder and crazier. Oh, yeah.

And there was less AI on it, so how did that work? Oh, yeah. People were just more insane, more willing to be crazy on that thing. It was great. i i time i had a video that was a parody of um unforgivable where i played i just did a cowboy movie uh unforgivable was um a black guy in black and white ranting uh stories on youtube in oh the

unforgivable youtube video yes yeah so i think of the unforgiven anyway it doesn't matter i i did a video called the brown outback and some guy just started trolling me heavy right and i found his yahoo answers questions and uh because he was writing a whole bunch of like uh shut the fuck up you fat hindu piece of shit go eat some beef like some solid early 2000s yeah right that's very offensive some really good call of duty uh chat room uh uh messages but anyway i found his yahoo answers profile because i'm a fucking freak and uh in it it was uh i'm a skinny pakistani guy in oregon and and how do i know how can i be more attractive and he had a lot of body issues yeah oh yeah it was uh very eye-opening so he was taking it out on you of course oh yeah because

me being a goofy uh fat brown boy made him feel bad of being a guy that was unattractive in tigard oregon i look for years i was just like this was some random weirdo and then i watched that black mirror episode where he's rewinding yes exactly yes no but in that season there's one where he's rewinding his memories to figure out his wife is cheating on him with someone that they were at a dinner party and i was like you know what fuck it let me see if i can find this guy some more and i i dug even deeper oh my god was he sleeping with your wife um it was just me from the future no it was i found he had written a book called the jihad of love whoa so he's an author we have to stop that jihad by the way and uh it uh i don't know

if it's still up there but it had one review and the review was like this is the worst fucking book ever this is terrible it was like a uh a beautiful journalist uh came to no this isn't it this is some guy's that man is not skinny at all he's actually quite a catch anyway all right i'm gonna make the story short but basically from that i found a plenty of fish profile that was him and then from that i found he had changed his name and was a male uh strip dancer in oregon and uh then i found his a different youtube channel where he had 20 minute uh compilations of photos of himself and his jacked muscles to j cole songs and at that point and he had hundreds of videos that were like this and at that point i was like i think i'm done

looking at the fucking madness i have to stop finding this guy and more about him because this is breaking my reality i'm glad he overcame his skinny frame and learn how to dance to jay yeah it sounds like he did great oh yeah easier said than done dancing to jay cole do you have empathy for him now you know i found that i if you look at the troll you find more of yourself than anything else in it because what's wild is that you know i was making a very dumb crude video that was going to make my friends laugh when we're playing halo at two in the morning so that i could beat them in video games but when i read his comments i knew the hatred he had for me because at my worst i felt that way about myself and so what i said right yeah oh yeah and uh so i think

said wrong and i was like is claire saying i'm wrong no it was claire who did it claire was in your comments she was like actually i just hate you she wants you to eat beef yes i what was crazy was that like for the longest time my video was the only thing he had commented on so i was like who the fuck could this guy be you know but then um there's a comedian ian carmel who grew up in a town next to where this guy was from and i was like hey is this town like filled with a bunch of rich kids that are kind of racist and he's like oh 100 and i was like oh yeah i know exactly the type of upbringing this guy had instead of uh white bullies mine was my older brother so it was less racially motivated and more just brotherly but had i not gotten it from him

i totally would have been like oh i can't fit in society but uh yeah yeah the indian pakistani Any conflict truly has no borders. No. International. I prefer racial conflicts to familial. Yeah? That's really big of you, Claire. I wish I had some questions about that today,

but unfortunately I do not. There's just more to talk about, I feel like. I don't have to talk about this more, but I found his last FM profile. I got deep into the weeds. Have you ever met him? I know a guy that knows him, and I thought of setting up a stink

where I do a fake audition because he was also an actor. And then I was like, how deep am I going to get in this? How am I casting? How am I? Yeah, yes, that's right. I'm going to try and fuck this guy and be like, remember me? I'm the brown Outback.

Yeah. You got a great body now. Yes, who just came in you. You should feel good about yourself. You were mean on my YouTube. That's right. Revenge comes in the form of a rejection and an audition. We're in love now.

That's the name of that video. So look that up. Can I be too wet? Has anyone answered it yet? Can I be too wet? No, I don't think anyone has answered anything we've ever said. That's not true. People have answered something.

This has no answers yet, unfortunately. Why don't we start our first segment? Oh, I'd love to. Oh, I'd love to. Speaking of seeing a crazy person on the internet and then reading the questions they have about life, welcome to Quorators. This is Quoromance.

Quoromance. This is our romance and relationship segment. This is Quoromance. I hope you're ready to get wet. Here's a question about dating. Claire's eye is wet if you're

listening to the audience. I'm going to try to fix Jeremy's headphones. Here's a question. Is it fair for my girlfriend to force me to wear a maid outfit? I am a stay-at-home boyfriend and do the housework, and she works for all the money. All she asks is that I indulge in her fetishes, let her use my body for sex, cook her meals, and cuddle.

Haven't we done this one before? Have we? I like to think I do it every day. Maybe this is just a similar question to many other questions that have been asked. Yeah, you're right. You know what? Haven't we done this?

I don't know, but I'm afraid now. But just quick reaction from the chat. I think it's fair, and you should do that. I think that, and I'm sorry if I've already said this, This reads to me like the girlfriend writing it. All she asks is that I indulge in her fetishes. Yeah, this is a feminine mind. Is it fair?

It's weird how I can tell what country a person's from by the amount of punctuation they use. Oh, I'd love to hear it. What country? Well, the comments all seem very American because they have commas in the right places, But this person seems very Middle Eastern to European, if you ask me. Middle Eastern to European.

We will be looking at their profile and finding out. But before that, we do see that there is an answer here from Sissy Claire Baby Claire. Sissy Claire Baby Claire. Claire, is this you? No, spelled differently, Claire. That's right. It's a very different Claire. I'm Sissy Claire Baby Claire.

Right. No I. You're close, but no cigar. Don't keep a late. Oh. This is Sissy Claire Baby Claire. I want to find the person who asked this question and see what country they're from. It's anonymous, so we don't know.

Anyway, we'll assume Europe slash Middle East. Sissy Claire, baby Claire. We do have Sissy Claire, baby Claire. There has a lot of questions. Well, one question. She's the admin of Sissy Claire, baby Claire space. My wife bought me hair removal items, a laser and epilator for hair removing. She bought me leggings and capris to wear.

She buys bath bombs for my bath. My question is, have any other wives done this for their husband? Huh. All right. So Sissy Claire, Baby Claire is the name of the husband. Yes, who loves his wife. Sissy Claire, Baby Claire is a sissy boy, I think. We're going from the sissy space.

Right, right, right, right. Brave Sissy will repost this if you agree to answer any questions received in your inbox, no matter how humiliating or embarrassing it may be. Alex, what do you describe what else is on that photo? I can't, unfortunately, put this on the YouTube. The photo is for the audio listener. Sort of a clip art. of a suit of armor for a penis.

That's right. Fully clip art. It's like Mewtwo's prison armor, but it's for your hog. I like that the penis has like a coin slot in it. Well, it's also got a lock. It also has a lock to let you know that it has to be unlocked.

It has a lock. Because you're a brave sissy. You may notice, no key. Without this suit of armor, your penis's psychic powers are too strong to be contained. Yeah, it's like upside down parking meters. Only brave sissies will repost this.

That's right. Patriot sissies So we're dealing with a sissy here That's cool It's like the juggernaut But instead of a helmet He's got something down there To protect yourself

So you can put coins in him Yeah I hate it when people put coins in my penis Can I say that? I don't like it I know it's popular I know it's funny But I don't like it

Yeah people are doing that all the time I bet Every day Every minute Someone's probably putting a Penny up their Yeah Slit

Penis slit Penis Penile slit I'd start with dime I'd work my way up to penny I think you have to Yeah It's one coin at a time

Or pence If you want the benefits You start with a button Just because you're curious You know A dress shirt button To see hey Does this even work

And then the holes in it Allow you to PN Inserts But then the coins No holes Sounding Is that what it is Is that what it's called

I think that is sounding Good eye Claire Good wet eye Sissy Claire baby Claire. Drip, drip. That's the word. Well, I'm afraid to do too much time on this one.

The option is we've done it before. The word of the day is sounding. It's okay to be the house slut. I think so. I think it's cool. You already know it's cool because you like it. Yeah. You think it's cool, you sissy.

Emmerich says, sounds fair to me. That's what I said. It's a lot of men are chiming in real fast and being like, it's the perfect relationship. Michael Schwartz says that God I wish this was me I'd love to stay home Michael Schwartz

are you looking for a wife who makes you dress in a maid outfit would you wear a thong under your jeans is that what he answered he says yes in fact that's what

I'm wearing today and he's a contributor to the space men can wear leggings can in all caps brave brave sissies go to his questions

real quick I will he's also a Star Wars fan this is what I wanted this first question why was rookie farm boy luke skywalker designated a flight leader over wedge and biggs when there were more experienced pilots and red squad okay that's actually a great question brilliant i don't know why he wants to know this is because he is uh he studied intelligence at military and then the second question makes me sad i have my feelings of anxieties i can barely

function in my oh my goodness yeah oh he's a trucker it says at the time i like that he immediately after posting the anxiety thing he was like and by the way Luke Skywalker I'm glad he has it's nepotism

it's because he knows the princess yeah he does know the princess it is interesting I do think that all of these question and answer

websites are just like the poorest version of writing therapy in terms of like oh yeah it allows you to get out your weakest feelings

and unless comedians in New York City find it yeah it's pretty anonymous yeah yeah

It lets you kind of feel out a lot of things. And we can see that on Michael Short's page as he has, who should I vote for president in 2020 right over, would we be better off with Kylo Ren as president? You can only hope he wrote in Kylo Ren. Who was president for the last four years. Every thought is good and should be expressed. Should be written down.

Maintained for the ages. I was curious if he said who he voted for, but it doesn't seem like he did. No, it's going to be a battleground. We're not that kind of show. No, no, no. We don't talk about politics either. We're here to find about guys and dolls. Okay, here's another question.

Apparently, this one says, parentheses, answer. This is a good answer we found. Boys be brutally honest. What makes a girl attractive instantly? And this is an answer from Patrick Robertson. It should be boys be brutally honest. Okay, I see. Boys be.

Because they're missing a comma. It's, boys, be brutally honest. What makes a girl attractive instantly? Patrick Robertson. Patrick Robertson is a Trumpublican. Bible-thumping Christian. Okay, so this is, we're going to get to that. Requirements.

Sleeveless. Solid, meaty arms. Flex biceps on request. So she has to be told to do that. Flex them. Well, she's not doing it on her own. Like, on request. Right, right, right.

And she has to oblige. Right. Barbara, now! No bra so that nipples poke beneath top. Great. Minimal clothing exposing shoulders, back, midriff, thighs, and calves. Mm-hmm. Sound of her voice during intercourse.

Uh-huh. Fantasies of fucking her persist long after meeting her. That is important. If has kids, maintained ideal figure. If has tattoos on biceps, boobs, and vagina. Wait, you want... now this is instantly attractive to patrick yeah i just like you on vagina the the the cross-section here between like i want a sexy punk girl and popeye the sailor yeah 100 percent uh if big

boobs boob bouncing and tit fucking humping and ejaculating on her biceps oh this guy has an arm yeah he's got an arm thing yeah yep you gotta watch love lies bleeding oh my god fucking and ejaculating in her mouth. Now, this is a lot longer, so make sure to scroll down. I certainly know. This is longer? A lot longer.

I do love, what's instantly attractive to men? Probably fucking and ejaculating in her mouth. Probably coming and shitting and fucking. If has kids.

Light punching on her chest, biceps, and abs. What? The word light is doing so much heavy lifting in that sentence. Light punching on her chest, biceps, and abs.

Just a jab. He just wants to fuck Rocky. Sex and or vulgar talk. Hey, you're way ahead of that. So those are requirements. Those are required. This is nice to have. It's the first of two lists.

Now we're on to nice to have. Milk comes out of nipples when squeezed or sucked on. This is incredible. I bet a baby wrote this. Big boobies, big boobies. Strong will hold me. Bare back cream pie and vagina. Oh, and that is nice to have.

Can carry me. Yeah, baby did write this. My sound popping out the second I said bareback cream pie in vagina was jarring. Can carry me is great. This is a baby. It's a baby. A sexy baby. Watch her workout.

Use a weighted gym. Okay. Watch her preggo through all trimesters. Now, Alex, I have to ask. So, Alex, you like going to the gym. Your wife is preggo. I do like to watch her preggo. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. She is pregnant as a result of bareback green pie. You know what? It's true. As are all of us here because of bareback green pie. Now, who knows if this is true, but over the holidays, my father-in-law did say he wants to listen to our podcast for the first time. So I'd love if this was the one.

Start him with this one. I think he'd like it, actually. I can't imagine he won't. Because he loves milk comes out of nipples when spasms are sucked on. Sex while preggo and drink her breast milk. Baby. Twerking followed by anal penetration. Sure.

That's just nice to have. And again, this is not a requirement. No, it's just nice to have. But it's a plus. Not a deal breaker if you can't do it, but I would love to have you twerk, followed by anal penetration. Yeah, dude.

Millady. Brand her with iron. Whoa. Whoa. Come on. It would be nice. It would be nice. We don't have to.

Can't baby have something nice every once in a while? Fellas, you ever brand your girl? You can either carry me or I can brand you with an iron. It's a cow-woman hybrid. Make America Great Again. That's the last one. Oh, yeah. Brander than iron.

70 views. That's amazing. All of this user's comments do end in Make America Great Again. It's kind of his catchphrase that he started. Meaning it may be Donald Trump. It's probably Donald Trump. Under the name Patrick Robertson. Click and zoom in and answer.

We're definitely clicking on Patrick. oh he's on instagram he's uh got hashtag misogynist for trump male only that's really funny you know sometimes you see like a lot of like a like a girl boss liberals and they're like there's too many voters and they only want a male president you're like you're crazy and then you click on patrick robertson and he has it explicitly in bio yes misogynist for hashtag you click on the hashtag misogynist for trump hashtag and they all line up as patriots i'm Going to his Instagram. Not a lot of followers.

He has a different name over there. It's mostly his garden. He's mostly posting about frogs and such. There's just something surreal to me about seeing a really fucked up profile somewhere and then being like, show me his voice. I want to hear his voice. Why is his Instagram so wholesome if his Quora is like that? This is extremely wholesome.

I don't know if this is really him. Because it's a different name. He linked it. I don't think it's him, dude. No, I think that's him and he accidentally linked to his real Instagram. I will say, he does know about J.R.R. Tolkien, the author. That's one of his notes about. And he's thinking outside the box also.

He's the one guy who reads the Lord of the Rings. He's like, I really like how it's the different races. He knows about thinking outside of the box. That's so perfect. It's important to know. Listen, a lot of people know about a lot of things. Me, what I know, thinking outside of the box, okay? I see twerking, I think.

What about followed by anal penetration? so every question he answers he ends with make america great again he's answering them as of a few days ago that's manifesting that's kind of witchy habits good for sel i get it these are also new content he says well there's a question about genders because there's only two genders make and female penis and vagina screw and hole wow it says what a cool guy and then it says make America great again. He's also pro-Luigi. He is pro-Luigi. Everybody likes this guy.

The Discord. Even the guy who's like, I think Old Lee should be president and I want to fuck you anally. I mean, look, the CEOs are really fucking us. Luigi is very strong and can hold you. Yeah, maybe that's why. Milk come out when squeezed.

Luigi would accept some light punching of biceps and abs. Yeah, it wouldn't be a problem. Jeremy, turn on notifications for this guy's posts. I want to know when he posts.

Do not do that. Do not do that. Should I follow him? You can follow him. I don't know if I should because we do. I don't think you should. I don't want him

to know about us. No, I don't either. If you're listening to this, please do not alert Patrick. You should be afraid of him. He thinks outside the box. I don't want him to cream pie on my bicep.

If you're listening to this, I'm sure you're not allowed to cream pie on anyone's bicep. I really want to see more of his stuff, but unfortunately, it's just too much.

There's just so many. There's just too much. Simply too much. We simply must move on. But Patrick, thank you for writing in. It's good to know what you like. Oh, he posted a comment from... He really likes...

I think this is the Dark Knight. Batman. That's not really a butler. That's Batman's butler. Why do we come into this? Is Michelle Obama really Michael, in fact? I can, to verify Michelle's gender, if she has a vagina for me to insert,

then she's cis female. Make America great again. There is something funny. Remember when I said that this website is 12 years in the past and they're just discussing Michelle Obama like it's the news? There is something funny about making the most conservative man alive have to say the word cis. Yeah.

Yeah. That is funny to me. The comment under is great. Hello, Patrick. Your content is impressive. I'd appreciate a follow to stay updated. All right. That's a fucking bot.

That's great. That's great. That's a bot. I love it so much. Justin G. All right. Moving on to another question. I do.

I sometimes get those on Twitter. I'll get a message that's like, I love your content and or song. Will you follow back? I know it's fake, but it feels good. I keep getting messages on Twitter from bots asking me if I want to join a paradise for men. I've not clicked, but I kind of do.

You got to join us. I know, it seems great. I'm messaging Jeremy every day. Jeremy, join our fucking paradise. Do you think it's different than Bali Time Chamber? Oh, yeah. I think this will ruin my computer if I click it. I don't think it's a real...

It's like porn. It's a porn thing. Well, it's a paradise. Just go to the library and use their computer. You know how in the Bible humans cannot stand to behold an angel because it's simply more input than their senses can take? Sure. This paradise for men is just more input than your computer can take

because it's too pleasurable. You need more RAM. If you upgrade your SATA cables. They say they're doing a lot of RAMing in there as well. You dog. Well, I just want to, there is a related question to this. Can I see teen boys' abs, which is scary. We're not clicking that one.

We're not clicking that one. Okay, but yeah, go ahead. If you do, you're going to see teen boys' abs. But this question. This question is, where can I find a girlfriend? I'm a teen boy with abs and 5'10". I got to say, must be nice. Very funny, answered by older teens.

No one cares if you have abs or not. Aren't older teens so mean? Older teens. When you're younger teens, older teens are the meanest. This is from a different sub-quora called Older Teens, to be clear, which is a fun space for teens 15 to 19 to hang out and make friends. If you're 13 or 14, stay away from older teens. And, of course, this is run by an adult pretending to be an adult.

Oh, yeah. Answered by natural adults. It's an FBI agent on his lowest effort trap yet. There is an answer from someone in my teen fun zone, which is for 13 to 19 so anyone over there. That other guy we've clicked on a few weeks ago was a mod here.

The FBI agent for older teens is like, we try teens with abs, nobody cares about it. You think kids with abs would really entice pedophiles but just nobody cares about teens with abs. If no one cares about abs, I don't know what they want. Look at this related question. What do young boys' feet look like?

Alright. I'm not clicking on any of these. This podcast turned quick. I feel like there's FBI agents outside my door waiting for us to click. I love how the Trumple Bible thumping guy leads to this. At first, it's just, oh, a guy that's kind of a weirdo, but ends with Make America Great, and it's immediately, all right, let's check out the teens. We're here at the pedophile zone. We're here at the pedophile zone.

But, of course, this question is by a teen boy. Well, first off, if you're trying to get an IRL GF, then abs don't matter, because at least at first, nobody will see them. unless you have, like, a school field trip to the water park. Second off, you sound mighty shallow to me. Thank you for that answer, Claire. Can I say when you're a teen with abs, there's nothing better than a school field trip to the water park. You wait all year long for that.

And then everyone's like, oh, my God, he has abs. I hated that when I would find out other boys had abs at the school water park trip. Yeah, there's a comment here. Cheating. It's from Rat War Sniper. It says, damn, shot down, but I can't disagree with you. This guy's job is agent at FBI agent.

Click on Rattler Sniper. Click on Rattler Sniper. This is a Rattler Sniper show. How likely do we think that this guy is a real FBI agent who just doesn't know you could lie? Well, I'm on his nose about here. It says FBI agent. He doesn't know about that. You know what?

He does know how to change the background on a Kindle Fire HD10. I think he's in the FBI, guys. Nobody knows that nonsense unless you're in the FBI. His bio just says 17 years old. So It could really go either way Yeah Why would you need to change

The background on a Kindle? You're just reading a book I think that The Kindle Fire Was the first one Where you could do more with it Than just read It's like an iPad

Yeah, I think it was One of those I'm not in the FBI But Are you 17 years old? Yes Let me see your abs You know, I will say

About that last question though That like All of us would have loved To be more physically attractive As a teenager But that person has abs and is still like, am I good looking? And it's like, even if you have abs, it doesn't fucking matter. It never ends.

It's like that Pakistani man who was trying to kill you. Yeah, Chase Austin Banks. Okay, well, shout out to Rattler Sniper. There's so many teen hangout zones on this website. I know, I don't like that. And I do think it's a parabola of users where it's older and younger. I think there are a good gaggle of 15-year-olds who don't know better websites to go on yet. And then a lot of retirees who are like, is this my penis?

I really think that that account, the rat or sniper or whatever, it really is either a 17-year-old making a joke, whipping in the FBI, or it's an FBI agent who doesn't know how to lie and is like, I'm 17. You're right. It could go either way. I think the dearth of content leads me to believe it's a boy. Because if it was your job, you'd have to fill out more like, I'm looking for other boys with abs. Yeah, yeah. Where are they?

Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. Okay, here's a question. Why would my ex-boyfriend try to add me on Facebook and then overnight cancel his request? And why did he do it, especially after he left me when I almost died from Crohn's disease to go be with a woman from Africa?

There's a lot going on. Brilliant. I really love why would he do this? And also, why would he do it? Have you guys ever added an ex? Yeah. But I've never deleted. You've never deleted?

It's always like after a certain period of time where I'm like, you know what? Let's just go ahead and be friends. You know what I do that's very petty? Very healthy. If I follow someone and I see that they're not following me, when they follow me back, I unfollow them.

Wow. That's good. I think a lot of people do that. Yeah, I don't know why I feel great about it. I'm like, oh, they're finally following me? Fuck you. Especially if they have Crohn's disease. Of course.

Well, they left me for a woman in Africa. That's when they're weak. I do hate when that happens. this is like a uh 90 day fiance level fucking post it's like there's so much going on with it that you kind of want to go there's no way this is real but you wouldn't really fake this style of post like it's too specific to be like you know why would an ex try to add me on facebook let me add some more spice to this before it goes out to the world uh crohn's disease and a woman from africa yeah it does feel like sort of mad libsy right but uh i'm interested in the woman

from africa it does make me immediately think of like the african prince money scam sure oh maybe it's not about money there's only one answer on here that i can see it says sad man hours that guilt teased him for a minute then focus came back laugh it off move on hey at least he thought of so he didn't leave you to die. He just had to. That's right. Killing spree. African woman.

Very nice. Okay, well, wait, what did she say? Sorry, yeah. She says, thank you, exclamation point, exclamation point.

It's just weird and hurtful altogether, you know, because I'm two years in being single from him but I'm taking my time to fully heal and he tries,

he likes to try and pop up to be relevant but I've been so successful since leaving him, since him leaving my life. I graduated college, I got my passport, I got my own car,

I work full time as a CNA so I know I wasn't the issue. And then he says, you go, girl. CNA is car and ass. She works full time at car and ass? Sucks. Yeah, it's like tits and ass, but it's car and ass. What is a CNA?

I have no idea. Certified. North American? Certified North American alert. Certified nurse associate. Certified. Certified narcissist. Certified nursing assistant.

I knew it. Oh, cool. We nailed it. God bless. this is the most genuine interaction i've ever seen on quora yeah no that was good tweet these two women that was really good have you guys do terrible things in your sad man hours yeah that's really sad you know what i do i do a lot of um looking up jobs i could apply for that aren't comedy at 2 a.m a lot of like like uh janitor at random new york city parks or like

literally the lowest of the lowest qualification things because i didn't graduate college so i got i got no like i could fall back on a thing and you think that's the worst part but it's saddest when you don't even get a response afterwards and it's like i'm not even qualified for the dumbest yeah roles of society it's sad man hours i don't know dude i mean maybe but my resume is bad like are you i'm not on linkedin are you on linkedin oh yeah dude people are jealous that we're not on LinkedIn because LinkedIn is its own Cora thing. We spend a lot of time

on LinkedIn. That's actually where I find all my exes. LinkedIn? Yeah, a lot of them aren't on social media. But they're on LinkedIn. That's their social media. I run into my exes at the club, but never at the bank. Teen

club? That's right. Teen boy club? Now I see Jeremy has pulled up Xenia Michelle here. Xenia asked the question. She just has a lot of questions about life. They're all very long. She went through a crazy computer filter for this picture. Yeah.

I don't like this person. She went through the Ariana Grande filter. That kind of looks like a picture you take at like... The witching hour? Nordstrom or something. It is a very mall photo. Women are always taking pictures at Nordstrom. What do I do if a guy I've known 10 plus years has a baby mama that swears up and down that they're a couple,

but there's even proof that he doesn't want a relationship with her and he's been trying to date me all this time. What? And he got a baby mama? I don't know.

You should probably stop hanging out with him. I'm going to go to another question. Or should you? Make him leave his wife. Her issues are just not interesting enough for us. Make America great again.

Here's a better question. Back to the core of the podcast. Here's a question. How do I give back shots? You got to blast them. Yogi, how do you do it? Look, man, I'm not the one to fucking shoot a back, let alone fuck that hard.

That is not my vibe. I might talk a big game about what I do and don't do, but back shots have never been in my repertoire. Yeah, shots fired. What's a back shot? It's when you come on a back? No. What are they talking about?

It's the cool new name for doggy style. Ew, really? I think it's what Claire said Alex is on that type of internet I'm a father I don't think Alex is right at all Patak has a great chunk on the web series Blacked So I know that he

Fucking knows what a backshot is That's true and I haven't been doing that one As much lately Oh I know I've been watching your sets I've seen you pull back on that joke I see how the room turns on your long hair People sometimes really love it

so now everybody's asking what is a backshot on get freaky with it and make sure little mama throwing it i could follow you and that's what i could do that you should not but i shouldn't you should not google this but you should just trust me and click on profile drank head who studied at receiving oral sex Oh no There's a lot of slurs In this person's account Drake had

You gotta clean it up If you wanna be our Quarators This episode is so sexual This is our one Sexual episode This is the first time We've ever done that

I'm like honored to be here And also like Morally disgusted That this is the episode You guys wanted me on Yeah No fear not They're all like this

Yeah they're all like this I was promised You're giving out back shots Like for tomorrow People thought When we added Claire I guess because Claire is a woman, it would be less sexual.

I think it's actually only gotten far more. This is great. I would say it's maybe like 200% more sexual since Claire. We just had a full penis on television for weeks in a row for a while. I ain't your mama's woman. I'm here for the back shots. Okay, can I just, I know that we just complained that this show is too sexual. Can we read all of these related questions?

If a guy says he wants to give you back shots, what do you say in return? What does it feel like to get pounded? It's probably like you're a little piece of cheese. Can you get pregnant from being nutted in during back shots? Nutted in. Are there pictures of you having sex? It's a great one. The grammar of can you get pregnant from being nutted in during back shots,

I think tells you that I'm supplying the correct answer here. I really like this one. I know we're correct. It makes me mad that they don't believe us. Believe men. This question, what are all the sex positions? All right, I kind of want to see the answers on that one. Also, I just really like, can I see photos of your wife doing it doggy style?

Wait, how long have we been doing? We've been doing 50 minutes. It's been seven years. I have to go to the bathroom really bad. Okay. Go for it. You're going to miss out on all of the sex positions. We're going to know, but you won't.

I'll listen back. Okay. Be sure to like and subscribe on YouTube for all the sex positions. Thankfully, we have an answer here from Hannah Roops. Are you sure it's not Hannah Ropes? It feels like it should be. But if it isn't Hannah Ropes. This is on the question, of course, what are all the sex positions?

Hannah says, as long as it goes in or at least touches the other genitals, you've got yourself a sex position. The possibilities are endless. I love that. She summarized the Kundalini into fucking one sentence right there. That's fucking awesome. And then she has an ad for doomeplease.com. I'm so sick of doomeplease.com. So use your imaginations.

One of my favorites is when I spread my man's legs while he's on his back. Make sure he is rock hard. All right, I'm not going to read the rest of this. I was hoping we'd get a list here. Me too. There's a lot of blurred out photos. And they appear to all be of like emojis. This is an infographic.

Okay, yep. That's an infographic. This is the top ten most intimate and romantic sexual positions. You know an infographic when you see one. Let me ask you two a question. We're all sexually active. Certainly Patak with his baby on the way. How many positions y'all have done in your life?

I'd say billions. Enough to block out the sun. It's less than five. Maybe less than ten. I think a lot of them are derivative. If you want to have a baby, you've got to do a lot of them. You've got to do a lot of them. I mean, Patak and I Dutch Ruddered all the time back in the day.

That's one of the five. That's one of the five. That's right. It's like missionary blindfolded Dutch Rudder. I love that blindfolded is just the position name. In the confession room at church. Yeah, uh-huh. And drive-thru style.

This person lists their favorite four. This is what I mean. Okay, so this person says, like, by a wall is a position. Like, that's not a position. It is. It's called wall style. That's near a wall. I'm sorry, Jeremy.

Are you an infographic? No. You're not. And so I can't trust you. Look, if you've done it by a wall, you know what it means to do it on a wall. Yeah, it changes you. It changes a man. I really like that this person listed their four favorite styles.

And it's doggy style, number one. Number two, cowgirl. Number three, got to be DPMMF. Number four, missionary. Those are so opposite. I'd say my third favorite style is like 20 guys blasting in me, and I'm at the bottom of a well. For those listening, if you don't know what DPMMF is,

she means double penetration from two men. Yes. Wow. How clear of you. I don't know. It's just a funny thing. I'm surprised there aren't just more lists. I thought it was going to be funny lists.

It's a lot of photos. We always learn this. It's always photos. Tina Roy is a hot wife. That's a gif. It's moving. Yeah, it's moving. The blur is moving.

Don't do not clicking. I'm not clicking it. Because I'll get all bricked up in here. I'm not clicking it. I'm going to have to leave. Claire's going to come back, and I'm going to leave. The pitch is out these days. I feel like it's like, you've got to come on our podcast.

We just watch pool without TV together. That's right. By the way, I love this podcast. Have me on whenever you want. The podcast has got my blood flowing This is fantastic I've learned about guys and dolls Babe, I gotta go do the Quora podcast, okay?

They make me watch these things Sometimes do the Quora podcast like five times a day Oh no The amount of research I'm gonna do for the next time I'm on You have no idea Okay, enough of this Enough of this Begone

Let's move on finally to the Quoker in our incel and manosphere area of the podcast. Y'all have a... It's a show for men. By men. By men. It's the Quokker.

Claire's in the bathroom. Y'all have an incel period in your life? Y'all have a period when you were sad and miserable that a woman would never look or touch you? I went the other way.

I was Reddit Atheist. Oh, really? How is that the other way? Not actually on Reddit, but I feel like when you're a young 14-year-old contrarian, you committed to no god or you could be like hates women by the way you can do both uh you

certainly can but yeah you went hard no god i think so yeah if you think women are god you can do both you can do both did you go incel i don't know kind of but it was more do you think god is a beautiful woman no no okay i don't think it's i think god's an ugly woman yeah oh yeah 100%. Ain't no beautiful woman gods. They're not taking care of themselves. They're busy, all right? Right, they created the land and the sea.

A good god is like a good mom. It's fucking, she's stressed. She's busy. Classic. Arms are working, okay? She can't have dudes jizzing on them biceps. She's got to fucking dig in. I can't stop you from using the TV.

I'm creating the dinosaurs. Please just stop picking on your brother. I'm creating the dinosaurs. You didn't miss anything, Claire. I just need you to know that up front. Yeah, I bet. We watched some porn. We looked at porn.

We basically looked at actual porn. Anyway, let's read this question from Street Survival, which is, when out in the public, how can men make women feel safer? There are going to be some good answers on this. Yeah, I think so. I feel strongly about that. Any answers from the group before we read them?

Die. Die is a great one. Visible gun. Visible gun. That makes women feel safe. If a guy is holding a gun to his own head, That's fine. Yeah, it's fine.

And he's walking down the street going, it's not pointed at you. It's pointed at me. And sometimes he'll point at a creepy guy and then rotate the gun on his head to be like, that guy's crazy. If I have to, I'll do it. Or he gets his other gun out for the spinning motion. He's got a spinning gun. Just don't walk too close to us at night is all. Yeah, that's fair.

I got to go fast. Request denied. I got an answer from John Wallace here. Read it, Alex. Oh, boy. I was 20 years old. And by the way, John Wallace is an owner from 2013 President. I was 20 years old and a girl was being dragged through a parking lot at a huge mall by two guys.

She was screaming. Okay, is there such a thing as a small mall? There are many malls. Many malls. Oh, yeah, you're right. So think of, it was bigger than that. I looked at a girl ringing the Salvation Army bell and said, do you think they are just playing around? And she said, I don't think so.

So I ran into the JCPenney and yelled, call security. They took off straight at them yelling, leave her alone. And they took off and she walked back and security was there to talk to her. The third thing made me question if they were joking around in the first place was I watched a few grown men in the distance just turn their heads and walk right by. I couldn't make out exactly what I was seeing, so I didn't want to be out of order. my answer is to women is you can't trust grown men to step in lots of cowards out there i was shocked go shopping in groups of two or more uh so women should be shopping yeah the answer here is i don't know right the answer here is i helped woman but don't trust me to help you i won't do

it again it's not my fault you need to go in a group that you didn't go shopping with your friends yeah well women just love to shop can i say that oh yeah you can say that they'd be doing it is that is that all right to say on youtube all right what's another comment i like these uh okay a few ways wear a t-shirt that says i'm not a rapist uh i do not think that's true make sure to go up to make sure that you'll not rape them ha ha okay well i'm not reading this jokes aside there's nothing you can do great she's very helpful thank you alphonse d who is a human but also has a

I know that guy he's a comic Alphonse D has a picture of Optimus Prime but it says he's a human very cool

good for him he's funny he's a pretty funny guy he's as funny as a transformer could be Martin Keller says by not

creeping them out and making them feel unsafe these are also not helpful assuming you have a loving relationship with your mother

sister or wife treat every woman and stand up for every woman as though they were your mother sister or wife Defend women.

Treat all women like mommy. Innate creativity in the comments of stand-up for anyone whom is being bullied. Boom. Bullies suck. Killing spree. Thomas Hunter is great. Female or male. All right, we got to read Thomas Hunter.

I don't care for his answer, which is give them security escorts, I suppose. I work as a protective officer, so it's part of my job. So that's just a plug, right? But I just love the underline under his name is I have listened to a lot of music over the years. That's helpful. Thank you, Thomas. I work in securities. You should probably hire me.

I listen to a lot of music. I got the latest tunes on when I do it. Women feeling unsafe could be whatever they say it is. It's similar to sexual harassment where anything you say or do is whatever they, women, say it is. So his answer is they're lying. Women are not unsafe. Thank you for asking. Good for you, I guess.

Nothing to see here. Click on his website. is a big picture of donald trump i'm not anti-cops i'm anti-bad cops i support the police that's his bio that's interesting he has a thing called long island audit no no no this is this is him supporting uh first amendment auditors long island audit midas touch and legal af are all people that film the police i know way too much about first amendment audits by the way i love these videos you guys know about these videos sovereign citizen kind of thing no no it's better than that it's um okay basically you can film in public spaces legally right but police uh that

don't want you to film next to prisons or courthouses will illegally detain and or arrest you and then auditors complain and sue and win lawsuits over it okay so it's a self-correcting system in they are putting it on youtube that this cop is bad at their job and not enforcing the law and imposing their will and you're watching it because you're bored and you got nothing better to do with your life it's the sad man hours uh i love it so much long island audit is great um he's a he's a pretty good guy there's another guy that is i think in kansas or maybe in west virginia and he sounds exactly like bobby hill and it's the best it's the best to see a guy being like a cop being like hey you can't film here and be like yes i can't like it's just

It's so good. I'm not touching you. Right, right. That's my camera. I don't know you. Yeah, it's incredible. Interesting. So, yeah, this person is supporting these people that I think are heroes.

Long Island's the place to do it if you want to film the police because it's like 40% police there. So, good for you, Long Island. Easy to get them on cam. Let's do one more question here. Please. He's got a scatologist at Bovine Scatology. Somebody's got to do it.

Do real Rizzlers that actually have girls call themselves Rizzlers? What does this mean? I haven't met any Rizzlers that have girls. Because most of them are that one eight-year-old boy. But I think if they did, they would call themselves that. If this is one of our listeners putting this, you're in trouble. I think Rizzler is the new term for pickup artist. Is that true?

it's like the back shots the Rizzler character that is an adorable kid of the Costco guys crew thank you the CGU if you will he's just got

so much Rizz but the Rizzler is just a term for a person who has so much Rizz my Rizz is on E I thought the young boy was like i'm sort of like the riddler no the riddler invented it when he was trying to trick batman to how he's not even their kid yeah praise for the riddler found in the streets it's just he's

just too he's just too raw you know whose kid is he he's just a neighbor he actually uh has no parents he was born from god there was another viral video of him when he was younger with his grandpa, and he's mimicking his grandfather to him, and they're goofing in a diner. So, yeah. Just a bastard in a basket. You know, I love that the corporation

Costco has given zero notoriety to the Costco guys. Any other brand would be like, we gotta capitalize this, and Costco's like, fuck you, our pizza's $1.20, and that's it. Alright? We are not a media company. I love it so much. It makes me so happy. But I think that

You would call yourself a Rizzler if you are Rizzler. It's like porn, you know it when you see it. I like these related questions. What does calling a girl my girl mean? There you go. It means that she's your girl. That's right. You're my girl.

Ian Whitaker says, hey, how are you? That guy calling you my girl means in his heart he really wants to himself. Himself and only his because he means you are his girl and his only girl, you're his girlfriend. So if you want him or not, you should be proud. He likes maybe love you. if you care for him as much next time he says she's my girl you can agree with him even say yes i am love is in the air angel emoji emoji emoji and that's been the episode yogi thank you so much for coming thanks for having me this was great it's an inspiration

having you around where can our listeners find you at home and abroad um you know google my name i'm not good at promoting myself and i don't care to try anymore i used to be very like let me let me work harder at this and now i'm like you know what if you like what i do sure acknowledge my existence and if you don't like what i do i don't really care anymore you're shy and that's what makes you so sexy uh that's right that's right that's why you and i know what back shots is the rest of the world doesn't know anything pound it big man you say you're bricked up and other people here you got to take a shit but i know you got a fucking rock hard cock that's right on brother um look look me up on the internet my tv pilot is in places i have more films coming out i

am a failed nationwide comedian and successful everything else watch this space yes and if you want yogi to know about you comment on his youtube video something mean yeah please do especially to that one guy yeah um if you would like more of our show every thursday there's another episode you can get when you support the show for five dollars on patreon.com slash quarators it's also the only way we make any money and i have a baby coming so think about that you selfish motherfucker if you subscribe to our patreon you're kind of uh alex's baby's like uncle or something i'll teach you what back shots are i don't care if you subscribe If you have $100 a month, you can be the godfather or mother to Alex's.

That's right. That's a guarantee. I've been telling people there's a tier where they can name your baby. Uh-huh. Do you agree with this? We have to set a very high price for that because I already have the name. Yeah, all right. Well, we're going to work that out right after the recording stops.

So that's it for this week, and ciao, Bella. Ciao, Bella. Bye-bye.