Quorators - Have Any Greek Gods Died?

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why Do So Many People Let The Goodness Of Their Hearts Eclipse The Height Of Their Reason? Have Any Greek Gods Died? What Is A Clothes Optional Party?

and welcome back to quaraders the show where two handsome gentlemen they sit down at a computer or tablet device and they ask what is quora can i go on there we're your hosts i'm alex patak i'm joined by the one and only jeremy kaplowitz say hi to the fans jeremy hi how's it going thanks for having me another week in paradise on quora.com a website that we're going to become very popular on and people are going to like our questions and they're going to answer them with their best advice they can now this is week two of the quarators podcast and that is a well it's a combination of curators and quora because several people have asked me what is it is it like to like is it like i thought it was raiders like raiders jeremy raiders of the lost quora the

other guy on the podcast didn't get it so you know it was a really good move i asked my wife and she said like raiders i was like that's what i said well if you could read it i feel like you'd get it though yeah i know i see what you're saying because people know the word curation because of indiana jones it's true it's true that belongs in a museum and it's a question of like is if your tongue has lumps is that cancer that question belongs on quora that question belongs on quora uh so we're kind of figuring out the show still it's an exciting time for all of us no one knows where it will go but i'll tell you this we are going to follow up on the only continuing segment we have so far on the curators on the core raiders podcast oh

paging dr freud on quora oh oh boy uh we are going to follow up on the one question we've left so far which is last week i asked let's get this i think anyone ever went to dr freud and thought he was a medical doctor where they're all like i got this weird splotch on my back i don't know what to do about it do i want to fuck my mom yeah that's his answer to everything he's like you want to fuck yeah you do you're gonna prescribe you one your mom fucks you all right So what's slowing me down here is I am having trouble using the Quora interface, and that's somewhat of a recurring feature of the website, is it's not clear how you use it. It's not quite like Facebook, although it is set up like Facebook.

So I've gone to my profile, and under profiles, it does have all of your questions. Last week, I asked, I am a newly married, what do I do? Okay. Now, a little behind the scenes for the listener. I am not newly married. I've been married for three years, knock on glass. Hello. But Jeremy here, he's just newly committed to the church and to its values.

Isn't that right, Jeremy? It's so true. Jeremy, quick, what's your favorite thing about the church? The church? Uh-huh. I like the hat that the Pope wears. That's a good answer. So, so far, we asked, I am a newly married.

What do I do? Trying to use the local dialect that Quora has. And so far, no one has answered the question. so we did something so we fucked up badly yeah we didn't do it well we are we don't have any followers on quora does it have any up quoras it i don't think anybody saw this okay it's really giving me a bad vision for the podcast i don't quite get it i'm scared um okay so it says alex want an answer to this question request help you get answers to your question if you request an answer so it brings up a list of suggested writers okay so like it's offering matanuk girl has

answered 368 questions in marriage okay victoria august has answered 1124 answers in marriage so she'll probably draw these are both women do we want the perspective of a woman or a man well i do want to keep it as one for the fellas sure yeah i mean in some way it's a question by a man maybe we want a woman's perspective on what to do what was the question again i feel like that's to admit defeat uh the question is i am a newly married what do i do sure sure so like if we ask a woman they're probably not gonna be like lock down the pussy or the stuff that we want to hear first thing you are in need pal is your old man cave yeah i live in a big picture of beer my apartment is one room so uh it will be all man you'd have to share the picture of beer

oh you can look at that honey that's for both of us that's it's a cause light you've seen it before it's sweating luckily i feel like a band cave at least as far as i've seen in like pop culture is usually just a room it's like has a tv and a couch and it's like most people enjoy both of those things i don't really understand the concept maybe it makes more sense when you have children sure but the idea is like i need a demarcation line from my spouse because we have entered into a partnership but i am her enemy if that makes sense i regret every moment i need my own space it is also very much home ownership that's true uh which you know this when this podcast really takes off that we move into a house together that we can share a man

cave wouldn't that be fun episode like 50 of quarators is all just complaining about like property taxes and yeah when i die my kids lose how much that was gonna buy a boat um wait one more other what to do with boat i bought what to do with boat i bought all right no we do need to do a better job with questions but i do i have to add that another one of the recommended authors is kim kostina uh and their follow-up is comma haunted by ghosts oh so are these questions specifically regarding i am married but haunted by a ghost what do i do that seems like a i want the answer to that question it is more interesting to read so i think okay so what's our problem with our question um it's incorrectly grammatical that's

on purpose that we're not changing that um it's too vague we need to lie more that's what people on the internet do yeah and we need to have a hook so i think i think we should i think we should wait till the end though i think we should see what questions we have that are we'll read other questions and come back and i think we should think what questions do we have about the world the other thing too so this is kind of confusing to me but everybody's answers on this are like an sats entry essay sure there's like 1500 words minimum for all these chorus and we don't have time to do that yeah on a radio show that sounds bad this isn't a dbq yeah it's not one of those it's not a stream so uh but i think if you could put up a question you don't have to like follow

up anything so we'll we'll come back to that so yeah what are some great chorus you saw this week okay let me open up the old ipad yeah okay because i now this is um i've been getting emails every single day sometimes twice a day oh my god where you're doing better than i am where quora will send me um will send me a question a list of questions that are top stories for jeremy oh wow that's probably the best stuff for you right oh it's so good it's it's like tiktok it's for me profile yeah oh here i am covered in ants did i just invent the quora of the summer pov you are reading a quora whenever it says pop it's very funny to me it gets me going you'd think it would be easy to teach the robot how that works but

it's not okay the technology is not there i i have 10 of these we just go through them in order because the i'm realizing that the the urls do not reveal what the question is and i've forgotten what they are it is better to unlock a mystery so let's go through the chorus number one okay can you fake fainting in the hospital in the er or will the doctors know okay so what do you think can you fake fainting i don't think that they'll know i don't think there's any way that they would really know i think doctors are so liars i feel so fully the opposite really really i don't think you can fake fainting outside of a hospital it's really easy for someone to just like kick you and be like no they're awake look at them

i'm i if i wasn't strapped in i would try right now to faint but uh give it your best shot i don't want to you know you're afraid of leaving your mark because you're a star and this is the first episode oh we should talk about this we set up cameras we did set up cameras we want to become popular with children yeah so we're trying to tick tock the show is it working do children know how quora works do children know what quora is ask your child how does how the fuck am i doing this wrong being so easy being on tick tock is so weird because like on any other social media some guy will yell at you and you'll be like fuck you but on tick tock you can click their thing and it's like a child yeah don't do that like you'll be arguing so they're like this your video sucks

they'll be like you suck and then i go to their profile they're like he's my top 10 power rangers number 10 red it feels very much like having your adult birthday party at chunky cheese and there's all these videos that are like so lit and the pizza's cheap every video on tiktok that i see now is like pop you are 24 years old and i'm like what the fuck and then like a grave emoji yeah coming out yeah uh this is how all 25 year olds talk and i'm like i know this is not good for me let me take off my reading glasses uh anyway i feel like uh doctors uh right back to the i think um i feel like all the dumb kids i went to high school with sure the poor ones became

cops and the rich ones became doctors i don't think they would know if that's correct it helps you uh recreate the class yeah yeah um now the thing about doctors is there are a lot of dumb ones but they do know a lot of doctor stuff they do know doctors say what you will i really shouldn't talk shit i shouldn't talk shit i don't know anything about anything it's like pissing off walter white or something you're gonna take a bite of your ritz cracker and it's gonna be full of rice i do think walter white would know if i fainted yeah he would that's what i'm saying You know why? Because he's a goddamn doctor.

I would like the episode of Breaking Bad where Jesse just pretends to faint because he doesn't want to make meth anymore. Oh, bitch. Oh, no, I'm falling asleep, bitch. Oh, no, I got to play GameCube. Wake up, Jesse. Jesse.

Jesse. Get out of Luigi's mansion, Jesse. But I don't know. What do you think? What are the tells? What do you think? Stop cooking on Overcooked and come cook in my van.

That's a good sketch. If we were SNL writers in whenever the fuck Breaking Bad was out. Yeah, whenever the fuck. Jesse and Walter White playing Overcooked 2. Yeah. That's pretty funny. That's way better than whatever they fucking cooked up

for Jimmy Fallon over there. He didn't know what he had when he had it. And this is a lot of negativity coming out from me in a way. It's no good. All right, so yeah, can you faint and trick a doctor? Let's see what the answer is. Yeah, I want to know, though. What do you think is the tell of fainting?

I think it's like your eyes are moving around and stuff. Because when you're asleep, your eyes, they go to sleep. you know what i mean like i don't think they look around like you know that test they do to to see if you're unconscious where they shine a light in your eyeballs or is that to see if you're dead oh man we're really far away from okay i'm just gonna read it i'm just gonna read it let's not answer any questions this says uh eyelashes don't lie the best trick i ever learned for figuring out if someone was faking or not was the old eyelash trick i guess this is a common occurrence for okay we got the hospital cop checking in you can

try this on a friend without harming them have you have you friend have you friend close their eyes and pretend to be unconscious take the tip of your finger and touch or flick one of their eyelashes your friend's eyelid will twitch to show you very obviously that they are not unconscious they are not unconscious wow and then there's an edit this is like thanks for all the up coras blah blah blah blah blah who gives a shit if you flick their eyelash yeah no wait what's up what what is the test if you flick their eyelid yeah if you flick their eyelids um they'll twitch although i guess um if they are awake oh no if you flick their eyelashes their eyelid will twitch i don't know about this i'm trying to do it jeremy is currently flicking his own eyelashes

nothing's happening i know it's it looks fucked up you're definitely awake i think i could trick a doctor i trick doctors all the time when they ask me questions and i lie to them that was like jeremy are you single i'm like yeah maybe another another night another another phd all right so uh okay well that's that's pretty good should we do like a medical episode yeah maybe i mean there's all sorts of good stuff on here i don't know i don't know what else we got pulled up here so i have a bunch of other chorus yeah do you want to do one of yours you give me another email quora okay this is quora number two what is the most tragic announcement that was made at your high school

uh is it not somebody dying it's usually somebody dying is the top answer 9-11 though because that's a cop-out because not all of us were in high school for that though this is a very uh intense story about somebody dying yeah it's always somebody it you would only ask this question if you're just like tell me your dying stories i'm a software engineer at lunch uh yeah my school had all kinds of dead kids all the time yeah yeah we were like number three in the country for a while for suicide where'd you go to school it was uh it was outside of boston is uh is is the suburbs and for whatever reason for like the three years i was there we were like we were on the podium of saddest children oh my god and it

was very strange for me because it would always be like somebody has died you go outside of your class and like the world is falling apart for everybody and i never knew who any of these people were so it's always it would be like if i made up a name right now and i was like jeremy schmitty mcdougall is schmitty no i know you have a lot of memories with and there's like next to you weeping and you're like no i get to go home oh no um then you find out your like best friend is schmitty's cousin you're like we're both upset oh no schmitty fuck all right i'm not gonna read this person's very tragic story about their daughter's dying yeah don't read that i'm not gonna read that i'm gonna read it this is supposed to be a good

podcast okay this question i've only been going based on questions okay but um this question is what is wrong with our society today oh okay let's let's let's nest on that yeah do you have any thoughts on what is wrong with our society today i do first of all there's a zero percent chance by the way that you predict the first sentence of this answer um so if i was going gonna guess what's gonna be in the answer i'm gonna think like avocado toast style outrage is that correct is that like a culture war thing like a barista wants to know your name your nouns and your pronouns you're not even close um okay what all right what do i think's wrong with society today missing a little something called love no and that's a generic answer that's technically

correct yeah i'm not wrong okay so what is the answer to in the quarter okay i was in the local swimming pool yesterday i say bye to my girlfriend out in the hallway before we head to our gender separated changing rooms and showers i guess you're right there is gender basin in this okay i find an available locker undress and lock my clothes in the locker the moment i turn around about to head for the shower the door to the changing room opens wide a woman is holding the door to let her three boys in she has full view of at least three completely naked men and several pre-teen boys she makes eye contact with me behind her other guests are walking to and from the female changing room further down the

hallway. She says bye in italics to her boys and closes the door to continue down to her changing room. Did she say it weird? Is that why it's in italics? I guess I'm buying she's foreign or something and then it says everyone acts like this is

completely normal. Okay, that's it. That is what's wrong with the world today. Yeah, well, I think about that way in this at the steam room. Those kids got you got a change those wait so did you just like want them in the women's room is that i think that he's like upset that this woman opened the door and could have seen him naked oh my god what are you so

afraid of who cares what do you see she's a mother she's given life yeah she's better than you she's better than you there's a problem i have there are no male mothers and so they don't know like the problems that you have or you know what actually i feel like you can't say that and that that was bad and we're chopping that out and i really didn't think it through and i'm not a bad guy i like the idea this guy's so upset that like this woman's gonna see the naked old men that everyone sees in the locker room alex your cat is destroying the podcast that's fine is it did you did you lose no no it's fine but he is standing on the mixer actively moving sliders correct waffles the cat is producing the show as he does every week and currently he's turning

off the mics that we're not using so i think that one's okay i mean everything sounds okay and he's the one not on video the one thing people don't like on tiktok i have you heard this is videos of cats doing is that true they get no interaction people hate them oh i'm so sorry to hear that especially when he looks so contented doing it he's like literally the producer he's editing the podcast like up to something like he's like on a task of some kind He's just, oh, my fucking God, this cat. Whatever. He hasn't fucked it up yet.

He hasn't fucked it up. You know what's wrong with society is cats think they can be producers now. And they didn't go to school for it. And they didn't take the time to learn. And they just show up and they think they can do it. You can't do what we do. You can't do it. Do you know how hard Jeremy researched Mario to get where he is today?

You can't do what I do. You can't do what he does. He's coming over to you now. oh no he may be on video now yeah he's gonna knock the ipad down this is part of it all right he's i hate that like i used to be i think i used to have a better sense of humor but like ever since buying a cat like seven years ago now just like i couldn't uncontrollably laugh at just a cat standing right i don't like it i wish that i had a better i thought you were i thought you were gonna say like i get i throw myself into a rage every time the cat steps on my phone no i think

it's so funny yeah i don't like that it has made me someone who's just like oh the cat you're somewhat soy now i am because of your taking care of a life i have a little bit soy you ever notice how uh you become a little bit soy when you have children i have noticed that uh what would that look like to you okay okay that's really good there is two different audiences one is getting no video and the other one is the other one is uh does not exist yeah the other one does not exist and also this is just going to live on my desktop oh yeah all right so like yeah you know how you've been going through quora just by questions i've been really going based on answers okay that's the smarter way to do it because sometimes you'll click a question and it's about someone's child

but do you know why it's the smart way to do it is because no one answers the questions to any of they are always about a mom going in a steam room when the question is what is wrong with um are there any other good answers to that that you see i don't uh there's let me look just before we move on just because i am trying to really learn from from other posters so my quora digest just shows me answers but let's see i'll view 100 plus other answers to this question okay um i don't want one of those yeah that's probably too many wait now let's make me log in how many answers do you think you could read in a row um don't log in one or two i don't know i don't know what happened gora yelled at me it was like you have to log in i don't think the

website should yell at you either it's very upset like this is a bad the website's bad we can say that i have to um agree that i am at least 13 years old so i can't read this one i mean not if i don't can i do you want me to continue what if they do a captcha of the super s i'm logging you in i'm sorry if you hit sign in with google that'll go to mine let's see oh it's it's it wants me to use a face id it's too late i'm not i'm not old enough i don't know i cannot so just look like my face just do my face do you want me to try it yeah what does that look like to you let's see this is great podcasting what does it look like what does my face look like that is not what my face looks like how dare you let's find out what google thinks

ah it didn't work yeah google says you suck bro you're nothing like bill hater who could absolutely log into my ipad he could log into anybody's ipad so talented bill but also a threat to national security is that true if he can log into anybody's ipad oh my god yeah i guess i never really considered it he is in that show where he murders all those people yes that's also and now to know that he's like cracked the the camera code at any point he could call someone up and you think they're alan alda yeah so uh what's your routing number i mean alan alda i'll give you my routing number any day i'll tell you anything alan you're from you really got me through vietnam allen i am like i'm 25 taking information um okay i found a good i found a

good one so i thought this was enlightening it's the question is can humans befriend bears okay and that's the entire question thoughts on this uh before you read anything you are going to notice a photo of a mangled woman next to a photo of a bear hugging a supermodel okay so that's kind of like a here's a yes here's a no it is and it also does leave you to believe like this was me before this is me after but then you read the start and it says can humans befriend bears it puts it again in the post let's have a look at the woman on the left hand side of the image below or with what was left of her oh no is this a answer by verner herzog or what was left of her you've seen his movie yeah every quora he's about to write he gets the end he's like no one must

ever see this we must hide this from quora and the quarators his answer is too powerful it is a human conditioned self i wish i could do a good verner impression yeah he's so funny it's tough next to my spot on word song impression i know i thought i was hanging out with bill hater oh my god okay so uh so this is charla nash is her name after she was brutally attacked by travis the pet chimp of one of nash's good friends oh so this is a fucking post about a woman after a chimp attack it's like no you can't befriend bears that's a completely different answer doesn't that make you mad i got really bad about that i'm genuinely and then just talks about how messed up the chimp made her and it's like yeah they can't be trusted i'm not gonna get one

yeah i would never i would never befriend a chimp a bear maybe and then there's more photos of hotties with bears and it's like are they're around i assume so maybe the answer is just that if you're like sexy enough you can befriend a bear yeah bears know how to find a beautiful woman they're they're real uh they're classic gentlemen these bears uh they're like it's like hanging out with somebody in their 60s is there like a big guy yeah they're like they're always like oh the woke mob doesn't come for me the worst yeah this is what they say yeah bears keep getting canceled do you think when a bear is hunted by a village for slaughtering a goat or something they see that as a kind of woke mob yeah they're like well what did he say oh pro goat mob

here the goat mob oh the goat mob so mad at me for harvesting the livestock oh here come the torches and they're lighting me on fire and shooting me with a gun oh uh so yeah so the woman's really jacked up and so the way this is phrased is very strange um uh travis who ate about 200 pounds at the at the them simply ripped her body parts off with ease as if she was playing doll so when i see these images which appear to be a trend on social media nowadays and then a picture of uh more hotties with bears and we assume these pictures are not fake i can only conclude that these women are bonkers and then paragraph stark raving bonkers new paragraph again again though this is a chimp so no one has ever asked the question can a human befriend a

because everyone knows the answer is no yeah we're too similar and they're violent and they have like finger muscles that are too strong yeah chimps are evil they're too close they're basically humans but dumber so they're evil yeah because they're like they can't go on quora and learn about like how to be married exactly exactly although neither could we because no one answered our question well we will in a few weeks we're gonna figure it out soon we're gonna figure out so we're gonna be the kings and queens of quora that's true that's true uh yeah but this pissed me off that she answered these questions about a bear with a story um these are the kinds of things you're going to find on quora uh here's another one and this is uh just cards on the table it does say

under it it's promoted so it is an ad okay which seeing funny ads ads are part of our society they keep our economic engine revving and is it funny to make fun of them i don't think so but uh this question is and it's above a photo of a woman crying with her son are there any nice companies that will send you money if you need it and this does have like the most traction of anything on the website it's a very popular post so i hate to say but that actually was my new business idea was just a nice company that sent you money yeah you just look for sad mothers and you're like here's 20 dollars 20 bucks buy yourself a steak i mean it's as profitable as any other tech company buy yourself what can you buy for 20 yeah you certainly can't buy yourself that much you can't

do a steak i have to come up with a new you got like a trader joe's steak you could buy wholesale steak yeah yeah you could go to like a frozen steak buy yourself a buy and eat a frozen steak you seem like you're at this is my business that i've started and then they're like your investors are coming back and they're like so how's the business doing you're like i've lost everything i keep finding sad mothers so so this is like literally just the business plan of movie pass this is like what their whole idea which by the way is bad is it actually back for real oh dude are you not on the wait list i mean i'm on there but i just is it true can it be possible i'm assuming it will just be for more money the original movie pass i got the year-long movie

pass for 80 and i saw 20 movies in new york city which is like 20 i was still on 10 a month and i was on a rampage i was seeing like three a week it was i went i bought a ticket to a movie a movie pass once just to use the bathroom at amc you don't have to do that i feel like they'd probably let you in probably but uh but the ceo of movie pass was like we just didn't think people were gonna see that many movies so what is your condition to stop me from doing this a second time because i will do it again i don't know i don't know that's what i'm curious i have not improved in my moral fiber one inch since 2018 nothing in me has changed worse i'm more cynical i'm desperate now of the quiet look in my eye of a man who survived a pandemic i remember at the

end they made you take a photo of the ticket that you bought because people were just using it as a credit card they would like buy a movie and then just like buy groceries with it that's really bad yeah it was it's one of the worst businesses that ever existed but it was it was a great few months do people understand that businesses are there to make money like if it's if it gives things away it's a charity it's not a business it's a different yeah thing well here's here are the answers in here and it is again like 3 000 words so i'm not going to read the whole thing but here are the suggestions one get paid to play bingo and then it's a good advertisement for bingo cash the app the app that pays you up to 80 every time you win bingo all right now have you played bingo

before because you don't win no that much no it's certainly not a lot of strategy to bingo by the time where you're spending taking the day to win your bingo money you could probably just you could do something literally anything else yeah you go do i mean put in the effort at that point but um so you can get bingo money number two is get up to 25 250 000 from this company and then it's like a high interest rate loan thing oh okay sure so that's a very common very nice company aren't you nice to give me 250 000 at five times the interest rate uh let this app pay you up to 83 when you win solitaire games okay so it's the same thing as bingo but it's solitaire why is the app paying you and is it probably programming a horrible robot yeah i

guess yeah i guess so it's some it's like teaching robots how to be racist somewhere the way that you win at solitaire you don't need to teach robots how to be racist they just like seem to always be racist yeah they get it right right away they're racist clicks for them yeah robots always say it like it is that's the thing about these guys yeah robot yeah robots uh there's gonna be an ai comedy special in the next like three years the only not racist robot is the tiktok uh algorithm which i always called the the chinese robot and i think that's because it is like extremely repressed but it is racist though is that not true is it well it will that was a big share racist things no but there was a racist

there was a big controversy a few years ago that the um chinese robot as you call it the the tiktok ai yeah well i don't remember if it was a racial thing but they definitely were like it was a no uggos thing where like if you were overweight or ugly the algorithm would suppress you like people like did the research yeah yeah i'm sure but i'm sure there was also a racial it's a very superficial oh oh i see yeah because they're putting that in there i mean and to be clear i'm not calling it the chinese robot based on anything the robot is doing it's just it was manufactured in china and that is that's to clarify away from the wonderful robots we have here in the states and i'm not saying anything about it i feel like i sound like a real asshole today

and i don't know why i'm not trying to just trying to learn about quora i'm not trying to disparage you the chinese robot is from china i think it's a great robot i love hanging out with it pop you're hanging out with the chinese robot the robot is letting you talk to children directly tell them about what hurricane sandy was like i did see a very this is just me recounting a funny tiktok but i did see one recently where um the guy was doing something and then he did voiceover he was like i my for some reason my voice to text was not working so i had to do it myself and it cracked me the robot voice is better than a human voice it is i prefer it over it's my friend yeah it's my my only friends really uh this is a website called inbox dollars that will pay you to

watch short video clips all right those sound like those short video clips will be advertisements i would assume so that's the future not again you are programming a racist robot eventually that's where money is right now the biggest job in america one day will just be like i watch ads all day they put me in front of a screen and i just look at ads one third of the economy of san francisco is programming different racist robots and they have all of our money in different tech firms and uh that's how you can make 225 dollars on inbox dollars.com all right so there's a bunch of cell phone games number six is don't pay your full credit card bill which is just like that's not a company number six run they they can't catch you you have too much to live for

there's this great company it's very nice it's called the bank and if you show up with a gun they will give you money i'll give you whatever you want also pro tip as many lollipops as you need they have lollipops at the bank yeah i haven't been to a bank in a long time oh they i'm not doing that well it shows buddy every time we're in there yeah i talked to the tell i go could you bend jeremy in there all right he probably doesn't even know about the lollipops i tell him and i got one of the free curigs they have that's the thing they have at the bank do they really yeah they got curigs at some of these banks you can just have a coffee while you're there they really i really upset the people when i'm at the bank because when i'm in there i'm

like always getting like laundry quarters or whatever and they assume i'm about to like buy a house they are very confident that i'm a wealthy and powerful man and then i'm just like do i have 34 dollars could you help my poop clothes i never learned to eat i'll have one lollipop please it took them over a year to turn me away really yeah i kept going back i'm like next to a community bank so i just like kept going there and like they'd look at me and i was like all right i guess you can have ten dollars and quarters wait are they not allowed are they allowed to tell you no yeah they're allowed to tell you no that seems not that should be a lot because i'm not paying them they're giving me their quarters right right so like after a while um i've got the one the one

clerk who like has something to stand for and he was like no i never want to see you again really did you say that no we didn't say that what did he say i said that to be funny he just said no and he told me to leave and oh and i did leave and i had to get quarters at a farther away bank sure and this is the hardest story i've ever told i'm really trying to get my bank i want i want the kids to think i'm a rich and powerful man uh sign up for our patreon it costs one quarter for one quarter i will go back to that bank and i will demand satisfaction let this all right uh so then there's like a bunch of uh there's a bunch of more apps so yeah and then the comments do highlight that uh nobody's going to

play pay you to play bingo when you're broke so i think people are getting closer to the fact that businesses sure you traditionally do not give you money unless you are doing a service for them but it's not really spelled out directly that way this is like a cornerstone of the website though is it's for advertisers and scammers and it's sad because it's a beautiful community and it shows what could be and i'm i've been on here i i think we got into this last time but i'm trying to find like new spaces sure horror spaces is something to hang out you mean yeah well they give you they're like they arrange topics for you and so i've signed up for forbidden knowledge and forbidden psychology this is knowledge that is forbidden i seek to unravel the thread of

secrets do you worry that if you if we start reading forbidden knowledge on the podcast that they'll take us down no i'm not worried about that because i'll have all the knowledge i'll use that they'll evade them that's true the question the knowledge could be how to evade the people who shut you down one of the first questions to read on here is like do i answer the door when ice is knocking no forbidden answer no is that really one of the questions they're mostly just about how to trick women i think but very important detail from the forbidden psychology page is it appears to be one person who posts quite frequently and their name is kira austin yeah we gotta get her on the pod we gotta get kira on uh especially because they're they're

like the things they post don't really seem to go together what are they posting asked in forbidden psychology what's an unpopular opinion that you actually agree with okay forbidden why do so many people let the goodness of their hearts eclipse the light of their reason you cannot know that they're not supposed to know that is that that kindness harmful why do so many support and accept causes that go against the highest human reason can you give examples of this and this has no answers oh that's scary that's that's frightening because that's forbidden so i'm not really learning how to make a post from this so far uh okay this it's a picture of a dog it says this is eclipse every day she leaves her house by herself and takes the bus downtown to

the dog park forbidden i've seen that clip do not do not stare into the eclipse she has unlocked human reason i think maybe our question this week should be forbidden knowledge and we ask what am i not supposed to know okay well yeah i mean if we enter their space and then tag them they will probably answer what's one thing that i'm not supposed to know but this is like where we started we like start building together our quora foundation here what do we need we need a more like specific question than that so it'd be like maybe i am newly married what am i not supposed to do or something something like that um i'm not supposed to know when am i being married what is my wife hiding from me in her forbidden psychology okay so this is kind of a dud i think

there's not like too many again it's all from kira austin sharing this one is a pasta recipe um so i'm some of these are duds and it's not there's no check on like there's no mods for forbidden psychology that's the difference between this and reddit yeah is reddit is very heavily moderated in this it does not seem like there is a way reddit could not be more moderated and they're so oppressive yeah they don't want they don't want me to unlock forbidden knowledge no okay forbidden knowledge is a different space and this is more about mythology ritual magic and other forbidden talk topics question one is there anyone else who reads auras is there do you think i anyone else is there anyone else it does it tips your hand a little

bit i don't quite know who the first person is well i think it's applying that they do okay so it says i myself can't read auras okay so there's another maybe there's like a guy we're all talking about uh but i have known a few who could my girlfriend's son's wife my girlfriend's son's wife who got me into crowley's philosophy that's alistair crowley the quora user uh of thalema years ago an interest in occult that would greatly expand she often said to me that even though i had a kind appearance i carried a strong aura of deceit oh my god years later i'd have to say she is right wow okay i thought that would be very offensive but i mean if she was right oh but there are mods on this one is it just that that one space really forbidden was like the bottom

of the barrel what are they moderating what are they saying i don't know this post had to get approved oh i wonder if sarah mclean the aspiring novelist um so let's answer the question maybe this question what's the the does anyone else have or auras can anyone else read auras and then can you read auras alex i think i just want to honor respond correctly be like no no well i don't want to be mean no you should say no no i don't think so just that i don't want to be i don't want to i'll let him down easy i'll just say i don't think so no i don't think so all right cool and then there's the grammar is incorrect because the i is lowercase oh good so i don't want to get banned from here but that is something um all

right i'm clicking on the questions tab and then it's loading for a long time um is there any siddha guru who can activate my third eye with their power no one's answering any of these wait a minute that one is uh that's a tricky question do you think there is one i don't know i think there was a city guru i would i would go to quora if i if i had that question quora would be my my first stop yeah well that is right i mean this is something about this website is i would more expect a guru to be here than on twitter or something you know what i mean i wouldn't post that on twitter right like if i had a lot of secrets to unveil i'd probably be like first they must find they must find me on

twitter you'd be like quote tweet this if you're a if you're a guru pov you are a city guru i love the robot voice i love the one there's so many of them there's like a rap song playing over it yeah one of them's rocket raccoon so it'd be like pop pop pop can you open my third eye um so there's some answers how does physical distance affect telepathic communication and forbidden knowledge there are two answers okay i swear it absolutely no distance at all okay even light years across the distance trackless wastelands of space and time so that's the whole answer that's one of them all right well i do feel like i have Quora'd that one.

Give that up, Quora. Okay, then the other answer, the opposite. It doesn't. It's just as potent and energy travels across space and time. Wait, no, so they're both saying you can do it from wherever. Okay, fair enough. So, like, I could, like, totally, like, shoot you, like, bring me in Arizona. We're about to record.

That'd be cool. If you were in China, even. If you were across the world. Doesn't matter where. Doesn't even matter where. I'd be getting that 99 cents Arizona iced tea. It's always a dollar. It doesn't matter how inflation changes.

They promised that. The CEO promised that. Why do you think there is such a thing as forbidden knowledge? I don't know of any. No answer. I think we could answer that. Leave that one on read. Should we answer it and say because you're not allowed to?

Yeah, well, maybe, but I want to be part of a discussion here. sure um is there anyone else who reads auras that's another one on auras i had a concerning dream this morning a guy i've been involved with in the past was in my house but it wasn't him he was trying to get me to do something or tell me something but i never gave in then i was back on my couch as i actually was and he came up to my face and was talking in my ear and i looked at him and he asked him who was he and the distortion or illusion became very clear wait this is all the question this isn't like bold big font um i had to click on it so i got disoriented and the distortion or illusion became very clear and his face was like pantyhose being stretched

over the eyes but sinking so weird and i swung at him and was awakened because i literally hit the cup of ice water i had on my coffee table pulled close to my grab while reading my confusion is the guy does this have anything to do with the actual male i know or am i just getting a nasty visit from a demon or entity it's probably a demon or entity yeah i wouldn't hold that on the guy no no that's that's a demon that's an entity maybe that's a lying spirit do you think it's a demon or an entity often an entity okay that makes often an entity i don't unless the demon is working uh a tricksmanship okay that makes sense is trying to turn you against this man who could maybe help you maybe he's the only one who knows about demons that's fair it's

forbidden knowledge i've gotten to the first half of the question oh my god i need to cleanse my home right i recently looked into a clearing on myself in home but i honestly couldn't afford the amount being asked so i've just begun to research more about how everything works when it comes to magic and sacred space as well as many ways we invite these energies into our home or bodies but i'm no expert if anybody can give me some direction or advice on clearing my home i've had quite a few different people come uh recently come by that aren't the most easiest people to be around so i know protecting but most importantly transmuting and creating a healthy space will help me thank you for listening all right fair enough okay there are some answers for this

uh one of them is saying that this person has anxiety yeah i mean i think that's true yeah um anxiety if if anxiety is the name of a freaking entity man maybe i mean it could be it could be it could be the name of an entity it's it's trauma is what it is it's coming back i mean you didn't want to be around this guy and now he's got pantyhose phasing your house um you can burn some sage yeah this is saying you just burn some sage burn it why not it's always it can't hurt i like this space though forbidden knowledge i'm not unsubscribed from forbidden psychology i think forbidden knowledge is good i thought forbidden psychology would be more ignorant in a funny way sure we're really finding gold over on forbidden

knowledge uh let's do let's do one more of these and see if we can get anything good have any greek gods died i i don't know um and then it answers it says gods do not die just one by nature gods are athanatos which is usually translated as immortal but actually means without death i think that means and then it says zagrius so it's like okay you played that game you played hades and now you're like i know about zagrius it's so embarrassing dude you can't post on forbidden knowledge no you can't post about video games on forbidden knowledge that's they're not forbidden is why there's a lot of why and yeah oh you know what it is this is one of the mods though oh it's a mod you can do whatever you want yeah if you're a mod come on there's

no one cooler than a quora mod we should try to become quora mods we have to pick our space first yeah that's true we're gonna get a good question out by the end of the episode um let's see if we have any more good stuff loaded up for the week and then maybe we'll get around to a question i have some email ones okay this one is i know we're not trying to be too um political but this one is how do i stop communism oh hmm usually by killing people the tried and true answer on that one i love to think this is like a cia agent typing into quora all right so i faked it till i made it and now i'm in charge of the cia let's get some answers okay this guy answered it pascal mora macho and he says that his qualifications are he has an ms from soviet university

where communism was mandatory which i'm sure that's true but it's very funny to me just i'm from the soviet university i'm from the past you must change their time um his answer is you have to become rich and then he explains how you just oh so then back to the other post about the bingo game yeah exactly yeah he says uh if you play bingo for 80 you can every time you win eventually you can prevent then you take out a alone and it's easy to do uh he says pursue wealth and power above all else do everything you can to increase your wealth and power try to own everything it's a good answer to any yeah no yeah pursue wealth try to own everything it's just always a good yeah that's like anti-communism

um if it takes you can't share it that's true yeah abolish private property uh it says if it takes multiple generations to do a train your kids be purely focused on accumulating more wealth at all times and just really get down i am behind on my stopping communism plan looks like i should have started in 1920 if i really wanted to get anything done by now yeah your great-grandfather should have really been reading quora uh i think i think my grandma was teaching at an elementary school she did nothing to accumulate power now you cannot stop communism good job you cannot prevent tyranny that's fine okay says ruthlessly take over everything you can if you can manage to force compliance it's beneficial for everyone and then one day if your wealth grows enough you

or one of your kids can own the entire earth as your own personal property and if you can and and then you can prevent tyranny because everyone will have to obey you philosopher king thank you pascal that's kind of um it's kind of insightful in a way isn't it i think it is yeah to become the wise king what would be your first decree is the wise king um probably to end tyranny i think if i owned everything and i made it so that i could control all rules and laws i'd be like no more tyranny right cut it out with the tyranny but that's kind of like the wishing for no more wishes people are gonna get you with that one though no that's the one you do last like hey no no bossing people around new all right no bossing people act like you've been

there before yeah okay give me another email question um i don't think this one has a good answer necessarily but just as a question i think it's funny because i we were talking before about how i'm on landlord quora for some reason they think i'm a landlord so this is um as a landlord can i set a 10 p.m curfew for my tenants oh no it's just an insane question to ask you can't though i don't think i would hope not or do they are they your children this is like a riddle in a way the landlord was a woman uh okay here's a good question what was the most bone-chilling sentence a loved one ever said to you uh there's a ghost behind you that would be it probably yeah which was fucked up because you were of course married to a ghost

right i was married to a ghost the whole time um i'm gonna read this answer yep please cut this from the podcast if it is boring my husband and i had only been married four or five weeks when one night i was sure i saw a man standing at the end of our bed i slowly put my hand on my husband's chest and said there is a man standing there how many people are seeing this man honey you gotta cleanse that space you've got to see this man he looks like he has pantyhose face pov the man is back pov i put my hand on the husband's chest after he doesn't see the man uh he jumped up and click quickly turned on the light just before the light came on the man said take good care of my boy

my husband's father had passed away when my husband was 13 and i had not been to his hometown nor had he ever told me what his father looked like are you kidding me he asked me what did he look like i told him exactly what i saw and he stared at me for a few seconds and said you just described my father oh my god so how many of these are ghosts is going to be my next question i had yet to tell him what the man said that was 60 years ago and i never forgot the chill that went down my spine at that moment so like the people who are too old for facebook is also a big yes this is someone who is i guess at least like 80 right they've been scared into a longer lifetime um i i had to say it is pretty impressive that i said what's the most bone

chilling sentence a loved one ever said to you and you immediately went with ghost ghost ghost ghost it's a ghost writer's instinct it's a ghost and you were right this person dancing was a ghost yeah i'm correct that it would be the most chilling thing i thought it was something mean yeah i also thought would be real stuff but uh it's not it's ghosts it's ghosts um okay i i got a good question here okay uh so i found this one yesterday why do a large portion of women like muscular physique on men when gyms did not exist during quote unquote cavemen times and why do you think that is people were notoriously weak during caveman times too yeah well they didn't they didn't have those show business muscles no they didn't have those

they didn't they didn't have those you know they had farm strength they had they had like those apes that hurt those women muscles the strong fingers uh and then by the way there's like three jacked uh isolated tribesmen okay like they got abs and stuff and it's pretty good am i misunderstanding the question they're saying there's no gyms back then so why do people wait what why do a large portion of women okay on this podcast we're going to be talking about women oh oh yeah because that's yeah that's something that has to be that's a question we gotta answer that's that's one of life's big questions what's going on with these women why do a large portion of women like a muscular physique on men when gyms did not exist during gay men

am i the only one asking this okay so this is i assume in forbidden knowledge wait is it it might be in psychology or something i have a hard time finding like how these posts work like i can't tell where they put it can you just put a space out a question outside of a space i don't know i don't know this is a good question though yeah it is a good why do a large why do a large portion of women like muscular men when gyms did not exist during caveman times so i think the idea is like genetically they should like brainiacs okay so i mean but what does that look like none of this makes any sense because like first of all in cave bed times they're all fucking jacked i mean there's photos of them i think that's a common misconception this guy's watching

the flintstones oh yeah well they had those like 50s bodies back in the flintstones those like barrel chest right elon musk body i would love a barrel chest oh i would love i mean he gets you wilma oh yeah she's crazy she's got that big hair hanging out in the bedrock in caveman times it's very desirable to have big hair oh yeah um the bone in it wait this is also kind of racist says this is what literal cavemen actually looked like and then it shows you just like people who were alive a hundred years ago that's the whole thing with cavemen is they're like a different animal right that's the the neanderthals neanderthals is our neanderthals not a different animal they are and yet women but we killed all of them women love cool neanderthals the homo

i read the book sapiens which i've been told by people in the field is very inaccurate oh bro and but i'll still i'll still quote it as if it's true yeah okay speak on it king that guy said that humans the homo homo sapiens were around at the same time as the uh neanderthals and we killed them all absolutely we're like fuck those guys our women liked them too much oh yeah they had to go because they looked good we had to invent the gym yeah i whenever i picture neanderthals i just think of orcs orcs like from war of the rigs yeah that's like pretty much what they're going for right yeah they're just like big guys yeah they're big guys and they say things like ah meat's back on the menu and stuff like that did you ever watch the geico caveman show yeah well

was it an actual show it was a tv show okay so there's geico the commercials nick kroll was yeah the star of um of the cavemen show i i've i watched like every episode of it in high school for some reason yeah i was like very into the caveman show i thought it was fascinating make sure you tell a lot of people about that oh it's huge i re-watched it recently the first episode it is extremely racist the original pilot see that the original pilot is that it's so the premise is that cavemen still exist in our times sure they do but they're a metaphor for black people oh that's tough so it's a lot of nick kroll being like kroll can say that it's oh yeah exactly it's nick kroll dressed as a caveman going on dates and being like she probably only wants to

fuck you because you're big caveman dick oh my god this is not okay i do not like that it's a lot of like uh that's oh they call someone a crow maga and it's like the n-word it's insane i don't like that i see this is what i'm talking about like the the tiktok robot would not let you say no no no it would never it wasn't like 2000s television networks who were just like yeah this so they they made that extremely racist show and they were like we can't air this and then they just commercial for geico yeah this is a commercial for geico the car insurance company you used to just get paid to do nothing yeah you just come up with the racist things geico could say that's a nice company that will give you money if you need it you get fifty thousand dollars

you did the assignment uh so yeah if anyone anyone wants to check out the racist caveman show yeah look that up i'd love to ask nick kroll about it i i don't want to be in the room for that nick tell me about the caveman show uh the rest of his answer is pretty jacked in the after under after the picture and it says these physiques indicate to a woman that you can chase wild game fight off people who mean you harm build her shelter etc all right is that is that true though no i don't think any of this makes any sense the question makes no sense to me everyone on here went to like one year of school and was like i got it i feel like we're going to quora university we're gonna end up with a master's degree i know less than i did an hour ago and then the top

answer is uh from kishichi seth and it says it's not just muscles the power in their bodies far exceeds that of any sportsman today i am from india and there are on andamar nicobar islands there are people who have been to a large extent been civilized forcefully or just because of the encroaching urban sectors it's hard to say but the point is they do not live naturally as much as people in the picture have been correct anyway then he's like they got great bodies he's they they quote kick a soccer ball harder than anyone else i have ever seen this sounds like the like someone describing an anime to me yeah this is how it sounds when people try to tell me what naruto is about oh and the ninjas they have bodies unlike anything you've ever seen

because of their chakra applications they can run up a dang tree yeah that's this is exactly how it sounds and i'm like i'm not gonna watch this how strong are cavemen dot a bio just watch these 1000 episodes oh my god they can blow a poison dart through a hollow straw to a very great distance okay though they smoke almost all the time is the end of that answer and then a guy blows it says and i quote i can vouch for this wow okay so we learned a little bit about caveman there that's pretty interesting i think we're off to a good start uh i have a question for you uh up cora what is a clothing optional let me take that again i hate that i said that yeah what's up

what's up cora what's up cora uh what is a clothing optional party what is a clothing optional party it is this was answered by a physician at health care and medicine uh it's a it's a very dangerous situation you cannot be a part of what is the answer? It's just that and not necessarily anything more. My teen daughters and their female cousin hosted a clothing optional party for their sleepover for their friends.

My sister, the mother of the cousin, was present as the chaperone while my husband and I were away with the nephew. Basically the girls and their guests would be able to swim nude in our pool. Oh, okay. Everyone arrived clothed and wore as much or as little as they were comfortable with without judgment. I love flaunting the law.

No clothing does not mean free you sex and that's it yeah that was on a sign in front of the house and then the kids were probably just like that's why i came here that's an insane question to i don't know why would you host that why would you i don't know what is the benefit for you i guess we really hate clothes and pools some people do feel strongly about clothes and pools yeah i don't know yeah i just wear a bathing suit let's wear a bathing suit okay um that's what a clothing optional party is that rounds that out i think we should leave our question for the week and then come dip out of this one i think you're right okay so give it last week we asked a marriage

question but we didn't tag any marriage experts we also were too general so i think what we need to do is go to a more active space okay a more detailed question and tag somebody so let's go to you like you like movies right yeah i have a good movie you you like a film okay so we're in movies and there's a the croods movie space the croods the nicholas cage caveman movie yeah okay okay so we can go in there have you seen it no okay we're not gonna go in there but i i do have questions about why a large population of women uh like muscular men despite there not being any gyms in the croods okay yeah let's ask that all right so we're in the croods movie there's no chance i'm gonna get like banned from the website right that will really t-bone the podcast in a

real way is our question about like why is nicholas cage so attractive in the croods the animated feature the croods yeah it's we're stealing this the other question because people really liked it that's true that's a good point is the crudes we know that that one's had a high success rate of answering is the movie the crudes appropriate for a four-year-old is the only other question in here i can't imagine this is the most no we gotta get out of here this sucks they why would they lead me to the crudes movie space i'm trying so hard to get good at quora and they're making it so hard for me let's just ask one of movies in general should we not do the forbidden uh knowledge one forbidden no okay we don't have to i mean we can just do a movie one

no this we talked about forbidden knowledge today let's go to forbidden knowledge and we want to spaces we could do a forbidden question a question about forbidden uh marriage knowledge forbidden marriage knowledge of support content creation be part of the oh wait i gotta pay money to subscribe to forbidden knowledge what how does this website work you i don't understand i thought it was like facebook there's a buddy i'm not paying even a small amount of money to be part of the hidden knowledge section we'll have a um we'll have a patreon and we'll say like if we reach this five dollar thing we're gonna be one of those businesses that's giving money away that's our target demographic okay um okay submit to forbidden

knowledge uh all right so what's our question for forbidden knowledge uh i don't know should we do something about marriage what's a forbidden how can i forbiddenly do you get my wife to do all the chores okay all right yeah what's a forbidden trick i can use well the thing is on here they're mostly talking about like yetis and stuff right what do i how do i how do i marry a yeti how do i marry it oh maybe if we okay so let's make this more something somebody might answer okay what if it's like has anyone ever married a yeti okay or sasquatch or some kind of cryptozoological yeah that's a good idea okay so we're gonna do that we're gonna spell it slightly wrong and we're gonna put it in here okay so i'm getting up uh oh this part's gonna suck for video okay so we're

asking has any newly married here has anyone ever married a cryptological beast such as should we say question mark such as a yeti or skinwalker that's a good one okay and then we add it i feel like we're gonna get a bunch of like like shitty ball and chain style jokes i don't want jokes i've uh married a freaking sasquatch uh if you look at my shower drain oh my god my wife's italian provided you don't come back here and answer the question i think we're okay that will be when we're really having a tough go is we're answering each other's yeah wow we got a fun answer from jeremy kaflowitz there it is the mario guy yeah so the question has to get approved but i think we're good okay and we will come back to that next week thank you

again for listening to core raiders the podcast where we we don't know how this website works we're very confused we're not getting i feel like i got it more last week i think we started the podcast being like what is quora and we were joking but now we're like what is quora i have to pay money what how does this website work i don't know what like who is here like none of these people seem real and i don't know how to use it and i'm scared a little bit yeah okay well that's where we're at week two and come on back to find out if everything is going okay for us come on back for that head to your local bank and get a lollipop and i'll see you on quora.com bye