Quorators - Healing the Nation w/ Tom Thakkar

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are some tricks to outsmart a therapist? How can I sell my soul now? Why is dropping your pants down to your shoes at the urinal bad? --- Go buy tickets to see Tom on tour @ https://www.tomthakkar.com/tour Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Did I tell you what the show is? It's just Quora stuff. I love it. I love it. I used to do this all the time. At my old day job, I would just sit and do Quora and Yahoo Answers. I got rid of Yahoo Answers, but I used to love to go on Yahoo Answers and just look up fucked up stuff. Things have gotten worse. Yeah, Quora is all no holds barred, right? It's fully no holds barred. I think you could say anything about any race, person.

yeah cool yeah it's the last free speech you get as long as you ask it in a say it in a question like if i hate asian people can i kill them and will i get in trouble i guess we can't ask questions anymore that's offensive and then it's like their full name yeah that's the fun of it is that you can see like their face and name and address that is so and then you can go i don't to attack them. Nice. But not people listening to this show,

of course. No, they're good people. That's the one thing that makes me worried about this show ever getting really popular is they will come and find us.

You know what? I'm not worried about it. You're not worried about it? No. The first part of the show getting popular. How popular are we talking right now? This podcast?

Yeah, that's right. We have several thousand listeners. Oh, hell yeah. Some of them could kill us. Yeah, you could get killed. What's the Jeff Bridges movie with Robin Williams where he's like a Howard Stern guy and then his listeners kill someone?

Wait a second. It's not the good Vietnam, whatever. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't know. It's the guy from Monty Python who directed it, Terry Gilliam. Terry Gilliam directed it. I don't think I've ever even heard of this movie. And Robin Williams thinks he's like a knight,

like a King Arthur knight, but he's like a homeless guy. He's like something man. What? Oh, man, what's it called? I don't think I've ever heard of this movie. This is crazy. It's a really weird movie. Jeff.

Jeff. It's not Tideland. No, I don't. It's not Tideland? The Fisher King. That's the one. Oh, I forgot about the Fisher King. I saw it recently for the first time,

and I was thinking, like, if this happened now, if, like, a podcast, like, a right-wing podcast guy pushed someone to, like, do a mass shooting, he'd only get more famous. Yeah. Right?

Oh, yeah. Joe Rogan did that. He was about to do it, I think. Yeah, he can. kill people man you can't be doing that that's a terrible

Theo Vaughn impression I just saw Maren do a great bit about he was doing Theo Vaughn talking to Hitler it was really good so you guys

were like on drugs man that's wild man that's wild me and my friends used to like round up Jews

in our backyard that's cool that's cool that was just how it was back then I was on Rose Rule

I've never seen him do a set Theo Vaughn? Yeah. I've never seen him do a good set. Yeah, there's no way. No offense, Theo.

Should I cut all of this? Are you working with Theo Vaughn? No, I'm not working with Theo Vaughn. I'm never going to work with him, but I might. Sit on his face. Welcome to... Is this the button? That's the one.

Corridors. I like this. It's a jam. Wow. Welcome to Core Raiders. That was a bop until that voice came in. It was creeping me out. What, that cool robot? Yeah, that fucked me up, man.

Oh, that guy? Yeah, that guy. It's just Alex doing a voice. I don't think he put any modification on it. Our co-host Alex is not here because he's having a baby. Oh, congrats to Alex. That's nice. Had a baby. It's a girl.

It's a girl. wow had a baby it's a boy remember that commercial yeah that's what i'm referencing that's what you were doing i don't know this i don't know this what is it yeah i don't remember what it was what is it for like 1-800 collect or something it was like for one of those phone things not a good commercial yeah if you don't know what the brand is what it was yeah i think it was like four collect calls or so it was like a service where you could call for free or something because they were doing it they were like yeah if you call collect there's a you don't have to do it this way anymore where you're like trying to save money so instead of this incoming call from

at a baby it's a boy it was a good bit that is a good bit i honestly didn't know that it was from a commercial and i thought it was from like an adam sandler movie i've never seen because it doesn't it sound like something like adam sandler would say it does it does anyway this is the podcast yes about quora i'm jeremy this is quora we're here with uh from from la la land los angeles that's right it's me tom tucker nice to see you you fly a lot for your job that's true i am scared yes to be honest this is the first time i've been scared flying ever i think like maybe my first flight i was freaked out and then ever since then i'm like yeah it feels like anything and the stats about it like being less dangerous than right whatever now it's one in

every three planes is crashing yeah so it's very scary i keep i keep thinking like don't worry like it's still far more dangerous to drive and i'm like that's not helping me yeah thinking about how scary that is at least i have control over me crashing a car yeah yeah well yeah my mom was in an uber once and the guy fell asleep wow pretty scary that's scary she had to wake him up and was like do you want me to drive home he's like i got it and then she just let him keep driving that was That's crazy. Cool. It wouldn't be weird if my mom drove an Uber driver to her house.

That would be kind of cool, though. That's a fun story. Well, even she was like, yeah, you're right. Women can't drive. Even if you're tired or drunk or whatever, it's probably still for the best. Let's be safe tonight. Well, I hope you get home safe. Thanks.

I appreciate that. I need to get home safe. I got tickets to a Pacers game in L.A. Lakers Pacers? Clippers Pacers. Clippers Pacers. Yeah. Jeremy, do you know anything about sports?

I don't know a single thing about sports. Well, let's make the whole episode sports-based then. Oh, good. JK, JK. You've been on this Quora website, Tom? I have, I have. I love Quora. Yeah.

I love it. It's fascinating to me to look on there and see what people are curious about, you know. Quorious. That's right. That's why it's called that. Yeah, is that right? No, it's not. I think it's a quorum.

It is? Right. For so long, I used to think Quora was like a scam for so long. I don't know why. It's because it used to be that anytime you would Google anything that's like not obvious, the first link would be a Quora thing. Yeah. And it wouldn't have the answer to what you were looking for.

Just somebody else asking the same fucking question. And but it would be like you have to register to see all the answers or whatever. And then finally I did it. I was like, oh, it's just Yahoo Answers. Yeah. But more risque. you can pay do you have to register

I don't I think you can just go on it now I don't think you need to have an account anymore oh that's good I think you used I'm pretty sure

you used to have to or maybe I just got confused I'm kind of dumb so it could be that only you needed an account you can pay Quora

you can pay them five bucks a month to be a Quora Plus premium subscriber it's only five bucks a month to get better answers that's almost sixty dollars a year

it's nothing that's nothing think about all the money you spend watching netflix or whatever you could spend that reading more answers it's a question yeah have all the content you need in one place because right now they do this thing where the the paywall is like you can read ostensibly the best answer but only part of it so it's like when you're reading an article in the new york times it's like sorry i know you want to know if you're gonna die tomorrow

but you have to pay five dollars a month starting now yeah it'll be like you know the question is like i have this weird mole on my neck is that cancer and then a bunch of people be like i don't fucking know and then one person be like i'm a doctor actually and i'm like cut off yeah that's a here's how you do cpr and then it's like nope pay five dollars that's great so you we're not you guys aren't paying for quora no i refuse to do it i refuse to do it our listeners beg us to they say we're paying you money you're on patreon you can't afford it and we say we don't care yeah I refuse. They're begging you?

I mean, some people have asked us to over the years. I think that's a good way to treat your Patreon subscribers. I agree. You've got to treat them like the little pigs they are. That's right. They love it. Subscribe. And like.

Anyway, I found a bunch of questions for us. I'm calling this one Healing the Nation. So these are all health questions. But first, we have a Space of the Week. Claire, do you have any idea what this button is? We don't usually do the buttons. It's all Alex. I think it's a teal one

but I don't think it's that teal I love this board we don't need it who cares this might be it I'm going to try it one more time and then here we go oh my god

it's space of the week space of the week this space and it's very appropriate for that sound effect is stuff men have to deal with. I'm glad somebody's finally talking about this type of shit, man. This is stuff men have to deal with.

Yes. Somebody needs to be talking about it. I like the picture. It's a pretty good picture. It looks like a young Lennon or something. Yeah, he kind of looks Indian a little bit, too. It definitely could be a young Indian guy. You guys are both right.

It's Indian Vladimir Lennon. It says, Voicing and supporting men on their typical problems, frustrations, and experiences. Oh, man, I'm excited to see if I relate to any of these. Yeah, I'm curious to see. I haven't looked at them at all. These are some questions on here.

Oh, God. What is the point of men getting married in 50% plus marriages, not only end up in divorce, but men ending up staying? Oh, no. That's not health. That sucks. Yeah, what is the point of men getting married? Yeah.

When it never works out for them. Yeah, it's not fair that for men it doesn't work out. The women get to stay married. It's basically their job. Now, you're married. What's the point of that? That's a great question. What have I done thinking besides having someone to watch your cat when you're

That's true. It's mostly that because if you're not married, you got to pay upwards of $30 a trip. It's the worst. And it's worse. And so it's much more worth it to be married for that sort of thing. And so that somebody can, you know, make sure the stuff in the fridge doesn't rot.

True. I had to do that for my dad. Is that true? You married your dad? That sucks. You know what's crazy? When the mother dies, the child has to become the wife. That's why you need to keep your mommies healthy.

That's right. That's right. Listen, we have a lot of seven, eight-year-old listeners. Unless you want to be your daddy's wife. 50% of marriages end up in divorce. The other 50% do end up in death, I guess. Yeah. That's how those end.

That's true. It's best case scenario. Yeah. He's dying. Hopefully at the same time. In a plane crash. Oh my God. Inevitable.

Knock on wood, that doesn't happen. Yes, yes. The plane shoots you. The year 2025, we're at 90% of deaths who are plane related. Oh no. I'm trying to see any others. How does it feel to grow a beard for the first time in your life? Whoa.

That's a good question. Yeah, that is a good question. And also this one. What are casual winter activities to do with friends, males 20s? These are a great question. Casual. See, I like that one. I like the casual winter.

Because that one's more innocent. I guess the beard one, too. Those are both nice. Like, they're not just negative fucking. No, no. Yeah. This is the kind of stuff men have to deal with is like casual winter activities. How does it feel to grow a beard for the first time?

It's pretty itchy. Yeah, I can only imagine. That's really it. Did you start growing a beard really young? Pretty young, yeah. I feel like I had a mustache when I was in ninth grade or whatever, and I would get pimples on it because I was still a child, and it would hurt so much to shave.

I still get those underneath my hair. I don't have a full beard, which I can't grow. I can't get it to grow in here thick enough. It's tough. So I just have this. But I'll get acne, and it's like, ah. If you get one right here, it sucks. It's not good.

Bloody mess. It's the kind of stuff that men have to deal with. Well, really, boys have to do it. Yeah, boys. For the most part. Boy stuff. Casual winter activities. Make a snowman.

Easy. Yeah, I don't know that I'd call that casual. No? That feels pretty serious to me. You've got to really commit. It feels planned. Yeah, you've really got to commit to a thing like that. I guess ice skating is similar because you've got to have skates and stuff.

Casual. Just go to a bar. That's a good idea. go to a bar and get drunk and it'll warm you up buddy have a Guinness actually don't have a Guinness people don't realize Guinness is like

it's a stout sure but it's not like the other stouts it's like the same calories as like a Budweiser or less it's a morning beer that's exactly right it's one of those the big cans of Guinness I think it's like 118 calories

and a Bud Light's 99 calories it's so close But a stout is like, what's that? Life hack. It is a life hack. If you're on a diet, drink seven Guinnesses a day. It's basically just a piece of bread. Like an IPA is like 300 calories.

Yeah. Or like a regular stout. Like I used to be addicted to these breakfast stouts. They're so good that Founders made. And then I realized each bottle was like 350 calories. I was drinking like four of them. Oh, that's how I gained a bunch of weight. or like those

not your father's root beers oh I hate those I had to I had to make myself hate them really my first

six months in New York I was so depressed and the only cure for me was not your father's was drinking four not your father's root beers

alcoholic sodas this is like this is my own problem I'm bringing to that drink but I just find it condescending just like

what are you fuck you I'll just drink a root beer I don't need it to be alcoholic you know what I mean god it was so good i'll just have a beer or i'll have a coke yeah that's fair i mean i don't know that's everyone else like it it is so bad for you i think they they clearly went through a brand crisis because for a minute they were everywhere and now that you don't really see them that often

yeah i think everybody learned at the same time as rest in peace damn i've never seen that before in my life really yeah oh they were they made a mountain dew version too and it was pretty good it sounds bad but it was good it was like 60 grams of sugar that's basically 4 loco at that point it was so good maybe that's where everything went wrong oh yeah when they changed 4 loco

to be less harmful they made it too normal normalize things not being normal normalize god I miss living in Brooklyn you could say normalize Yeah.

You don't like to say that in LA? No, no, no. Not anymore. They shut you down? No, no. You try to say that type of shit around the comedy store, man. I don't know if there's anything else worth reading. Scroll down a little bit.

Men, have you ever had sex or engaged in sexual activities when you really didn't want to, either out of fear of saying no or because the other person wouldn't stop and it was just easier to get it over with? Yes. Whoa. Absolutely. Yeah, that sounds like a woman problem, too. How has he ever been raped?

Yeah. I had this woman who was just like, what's so fucking wrong with me? And then I was like, all right, I guess I don't want to, I don't want to tell you. So I guess the only alternative is this. I did one time I was drunk maybe at some point in the past four years. And, uh, I, you know, I am in this open marriage or whatever. And I was trying to hook up sort of with kind of whoever. and i was flirting with somebody and i sort of like made a passing like and you know if you ever

want to hook up and he was like oh no you know and i was like come on and i was so drunk to his friend i was like hey your friend won't fuck me isn't that crazy and so uh i don't drink as much anymore uh in college my my roommate and friend comedian chris casey got really drunk and hooked up with this girl and then um the next day he realized that he didn't think she was like attractive at all just that he liked her personality and he was like she she pulled a chris casey on me that's my move and he was so upset about it obviously about that she pulled a me on me she pulled a me on me anyway i think that's probably pretty common yeah um we got a This is Cora M.D.

Oh, my God. Just flick them all. Watch out. You're going to... Oh, no. That's your doctor. Can I press a button? Yeah.

There's like 60... That's a Hollywood sound. Oh, that's fun. Tom Takar from Hollywood. Live from Hollywood. Talking to you about doctor stuff. It was the roaring 30s. Tom Takar rolled into town.

This is a medical question. My wife, Christy, has hacked all my profiles. Is she a narcissist? That's a good question. What do you guys think? It seems like these are two different thoughts. She hacked all of them is a lot. Yeah, my wife has hacked all my profiles.

It sounds like there's a deeper issue than just narcissism. The big question here is who is typing this? Oh, that's a great point. This could be Christy. I think Christy is playing a dangerous game. Playing way too close to the sun here. Christy. I also like this related question.

How does a narcissist love his life? There's a really long answer here from someone named Mary Hansen who has a PhD in psychology. She says, simply because a person hacks your profile on social media doesn't necessarily make them a narcissist. It really depends on a number of factors as to whether or not a person can be diagnosed as a narcissist. This feels like this is Christy. This is also Christy. I feel like this might be the real guy, and then this is Christy pretending to be Mary. It's like, your wife sounds dope as hell, actually.

Yeah, you better go down on her time. I want to see the guy who asked this question. Heath McKenna. Heath. he's got a great he has no followers you're not following everybody

no wait and he's only asked one question this is his one question ever looks like southern Mike Racine

yeah picture Mike Racine if he was from the south he looks older though or in jail he's got wife beater he's got a big tattoo he's got a goatee he's doing sort of like

I don't even know what like a kissy face his face imagine making that your fucking picture you're like you take that picture like I'm done here

that's good honestly it's better than the millions of ones taken in a guy's car yeah that's true sitting and sort of waiting for a parking spot yes do you think he's trying to look like sexy with that with the oh yeah kind of like his eyes his guy's eyebrows up and he's doing like a little like i don't know sexy pouty face he definitely is it's just his eyes look so sad they do look really sad well his wife hacked all his true he is bummed sort of like an old dog or something yes Maybe she hacked this profile. Yeah, maybe she changed it. I mean, he said all my profiles.

This is a profile. It is hacked. Maybe he had a really sexy photo before this, but his wife, Christy, was scared that he was going to, like, pull Quora women. So she had to change it. I'm trying to see if there's any other answers here that are worth...

I don't want to read this whole Mary thing. No, fuck Mary. She explains the history of narcissism. Fuck Mary. Kill. Kill Mary. Listener, I am activating you. Don't do that.

That's a joke. Based on the info you provided, any of us can say that either your wife is one heck of a good hacker or you had the feeblest excuse for security on your profiles. That's not the question either. Phyllis. Phyllis, don't victim blame. I know.

I don't know. That's the sort of comment I'm about. Michael Blackman said, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Phyllis. Michael, I fear you've also been hacked. Adam Fortin is seven years playing the narcissist game until she died. What?

That's very dark. Those are his credentials. That is strange. Oh, wait. So he's saying the person that he was with died? I guess. But they were a narcissist. I guess so.

It's a weird, I don't know, job description to put. Because that's where you're supposed to put your qualification for answering. Oh, this guy's a dumbass. It says, a little insecure may be questioning your faithfulness most likely. So what have you done lately that would make her question your faithfulness? No, she isn't a narcissist. She's just trying to decide if you're worth the trouble or not.

So figure out what you did and fix it pronto. No, Adam, you're a bitch, and I fucking hate you. You're a victim-blaming loser, Adam. Adam is a jealous loser. He is a narcissist. So I think he's saying that he was the narcissist, I guess, until his wife died? Yeah, what the fuck? So his narcissism killed his wife?

He's a contributor to the space The Vulnerable Narcissist. So he must be. And he lives in Boulder, Colorado. Adam, I mean no offense by this, but fuck you. I think you're a bitch. I don't like what he wrote.

He seems to almost, he seems to exclusively answer narcissist questions. I think when people talk about identity politics or whatever, we need to keep that. But I think we need to keep out people who are like, actually, I'm a narcissist, so I can't do that. People are just like, I'm really good at being this thing that makes me crazy. And they just are so happy to accept it about themselves.

Yeah, and they make it their thing. Yeah, that is bullshit. Here's what you do, buddy. You hide that or you fix it. Don't tell people you're a narcissist. I will say, though, if you're going online answering 170 questions about narcissism, you probably are a narcissist. You might be a narcissist.

If you have an anime guy as your profile picture. That is tough. You rarely see a guy with an anime profile picture that's like, this guy says cool stuff. That's right. That's right. That's got to be 40% of our listeners. I don't know if there's anything else worth reading

on this Chrissy question. I like this answer. LOL, no. She's just skilled at hacking your shit. What are you hiding? I'm not a narcissist and I've done it many times. Michelle, what is your problem, bro? Here's the thing. If somebody is if you're getting cheated on and it's fucked up or whatever

I feel for you, but it's also like you figure that out and move. You're not like I'm going to live on Quora and tell everybody that their relationship is fucked up. It's like if somebody's doing that to you because i had somebody do that to me and i was i've never cheated on anybody but i had somebody do that to me and then they found old messages from my ex like they were when we dated and she brought them up into a fight and i was like what the fuck i was like that is nothing to

do with like it's from an old relationship you felt this woman you love yeah it was insane like i couldn't believe it wouldn't the alternative be worse if she found old texts from your ex and you're like i don't like you yeah like hey fuck you you bitch anyways what's for dinner thank god you talked to her like that i knew you only loved me i like this one yeah she's not a narcissist she's just a wife see finally entrepreneur new blood my guy that's awesome upvote for you yes and this other guy piet says hello new blood it's too good to visit your timeline i always enjoy what you share here on quora we don't follow each other please kindly follow back i want to get some of your answers thanks yet i trusted you i want to know about

new blood yeah new blood might be an entrepreneur i don't know is it bad to live alone as an elderly person he's mostly just posting strange fellow oh he said in 2007 i divorced my wife because she was 40 with my best friend they got married after and now 10 years later he asked me for advice and she's cheating on him i told him to fuck off and walked away was i wrong I caught my wife licking a cone in a seductive way while staring at my best friend. What does this mean?

What does this mean? Weird. This guy has a fantasy. This is some cuckold shit. That's cool, man. How do I make my gringy wife cheat on me? I feel like I'm saying a slur. Yeah, wait. Where does it say that?

How do I make my gringy wife cheat on me so that I can divorce her for her aunt who treats me like a king. Gringy? I hope it's cringy. Wait, are there answers? Yeah. Cringy wife.

My wife is so cringy. That's a good sitcom. My cringy wife. Cringy. One guy says, just have an affair with the aunt. Wow, dude, you're willing to have your wife on you

because you're not mad enough to say it's over? Karma's a bitch. Grow the fuck up, what an asshole. I don't know what gringy means. Yo, let's search up gringy. There's grungy.

maybe uh maybe he was trying oh there it is urban i knew it would be a crusty gross ratchet nasty and there was one that said like something about cheating basically anything or anyone that is straight flirty it's no i love this it says dirty flirty it says dirty flirty or disgusting as fuck i'm dirty flirty and 30 is fuck weird weird uh all right thank you urban dictionary I do give Urban Dictionary $5,000 a month In your Wikipedia Without your help

We will shut down We cannot define these words Alright I'm going to find another question Here's one Another medical question here What are some tricks to outsmart a therapist You guys ever trick your therapist What is the purpose of outsmarting your therapist

Unless you're in couples therapy and you're trying to pull a double gaslight move. The perfect crime. I guess that's just for fun. Yeah. To have a smarter therapist. You're a narcissist. If you're a narcissist. You've got to be a narcissist.

Yeah, or a wife. Same thing, Claire. I'm a wife, a narcissist. It's not my fault. That's what I said of my wife's gravestone. Wife, daughter, loving narcissist. Gringy. Gringy wife

Gringy Wait what's the name of Baby Yoda Grogu My Grogu wife My Grogu wife That's That's made me think of

Is it the December Is that my crane wife No I don't know My Grogu wife I feel like I've definitely lied To my therapist Yeah

Just so I didn't have to talk about something further that's interesting that's smart you're just like this i know you're gonna i know this is probably why i should be here yeah yeah but i'm like not today yeah because i know this will this will be the whole thing do you do therapy now yeah and do you but you don't try to trick your therapist no i'm trying to get fixed i know i i need to get in new there i tried to do better help and uh it did not help it was really bad i got a guy i told him that i was experiencing i was like struggling with some jealousy and career stuff and he was like he just started talking for like 40 minutes oh my god and he goes he goes look man jealous he's

normally he's like like you think i don't look at my neighbor want to drive his car you think i don't look at want to fuck his wife this is not helping me at all talking to a guy and he also told me he lived in like phoenix or something i was like i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be on here i'm pretty sure we're not supposed to even be talking to each other that's crazy uh nick my husband uh he did better help like one time and it was an older woman and he talked about like doing acid and she was basically like um well acid is actually bad for you and will turn you into the devil oh well there's your problem like acid is evil i think he's solved himself

then it's like hey don't do any more acid because you're now the devil I thought I was anxious it turns out I'm the devil

you actually might be a gringy devil you're just a little gringy calling somebody the devil is so funny

I just rewatched the water boy the other day and it honestly really made me laugh I thought I thought it wasn't going to hold up

it really cracked me up we rewatched little Nicky oh shit I haven't seen that in forever It doesn't hold up as good. Kevin Nealon with the boobs on his head doesn't hold up.

That's the only part that I ever remembered. That kind of holds up. Yeah. All I remember is that he really loves Popeyes. It's when they really started doing, I mean, I guess he was doing it with Gatorade and Waterboy. Every movie probably has it. Sure.

Like Subway and Happy Gilmore. But I really noticed it in Little Nicky with Popeyes. I was like, this is weird. wait and mcdonald mcdonald's and um uh what was the one with the boy yes big daddy that's right and then obviously the uh dunkin donuts you know what dunkachino yes so good good listener look it up pause and look it up yes you're gonna want to see one of the most pathetic things you've ever seen A man's stoop, too.

A dunkachino. It's great. I've never been to therapy. Really? Is that weird? I'm just so perfect. I have it all figured out. Yeah, you nailed it, buddy.

I look at my neighbor's beautiful wife, and I think, I don't even care. She's ugly. Well, see, this is the problem. My therapist would say, that's not normal. You're going to want to fuck this wife. I see my neighbor's throbbing cock. You think I don't see my neighbor's throbbing cock and pretend it's not mine? If you're not worried about anything or depressed or anxious, I think then you don't need to go to therapy.

Yeah. Yeah. I think we're over-prescribed therapy a little bit. I think some people don't fucking need to go to therapy all the time. And it's expensive. It's expensive. I've come to the conclusion that I don't need to go every week. Yeah, I think that's fair.

And if I had one that I really liked in New York and then he doubled his rate and I was like, yeah, that's a big part of it. I can't do it. I was like, maybe if I came like once a month and then I was like, once a month is too low. Once every two weeks probably would have been great. Yeah. You know, I'm going to therapy and couples therapy. Oh yeah.

That's too much. Too much. Too much. We went to couples therapy and I liked that. It was, and it was like purposeful and it was very helpful. It was great. But like the individual, just like going in week to week for me, I was like, I don't feel like i'm accomplishing anything here and the stage is my therapy no hell yeah people do that

i always went to therapy as a child because my parents told me i was like super young like three or four that i was like uh ocd and like weird where i needed everything on my body to be extremely tight to the point where i kept getting home sent home from school because my belt would be so tight that i would like feel sick every day and they were like we're gonna take him to a therapist and then they said it just went away that's interesting and i had no problems ever again i wonder what happened that you were like everything has to be out really i know my parent apparently i would like complain that i couldn't get my shoes tight enough and it would like cut off my circulation oh my god i was like a fucked up child maybe you just like

the way it felt or something i don't know i had a weird i wouldn't i didn't want the teacher i didn't want anybody at school to see my legs so i would wear jeans every day even if it was like 100 degrees out yeah finally my mom was like what the fuck are you doing and i was just like yeah i guess this is that's just classic guys stuff yeah that's true i have friends to be able to do to wear shorts really yeah it is weird because it's one of those i don't even know where that shame came from yeah because it's like everybody else was wearing shorts and i have friends adult men now who are like i never wear shorts like even at the beach they wear pants that's stupid yeah that's dumb that's more lame though oh yeah now i'm judging that person more

than if I saw their legs. Oh, sure. I'm like, oh, you're a pants guy. I want to see their whole ass, butthole. Yeah, show me. You know what I think they think it is? That it makes them girly or something. Oh, maybe.

I think it's cool. I think it's cool, and I like when the basketball players wear their short basketball shorts. Those are cool. Anyway. So trick your therapist to wear shorts. Into wearing shorts and spreading your legs

and distracting them. Seduce your therapist. I don't think people have tried to seduce a therapist I don't think it's ever worked well for anyone There's a therapist here If you're fencing against me You could yell oh my god look at that A T-Rex behind you

Shut up You are a gringy bitch Gringy alert I really hope this isn't a slur somewhere This guy's a stand up comedian Hey Do we know him Let's watch a clip

Bad at math puzzles, as most therapists I know are bad at math, he says. Oh, my. He's a mental health supervisor. He's toured the country. He lives in New York. He has borderline personality disorder, which we have on the show. Oh. He was at the Laugh Factory, though.

He was at the Hollywood one? It looks like he was at the Laugh Factory in 2003. Yeah, Kyle Grooms was still on the, yeah, this is an old picture. Should we look him up? Yeah, let's look him up. Fuck it. He could be on. this is very funny maybe we'll be just become big fans how do i how do i find like does he have a

dry bar i bet he has a fucking dry bar i don't think he does i don't like when stand-ups are also um mental health professionals i agree i think those are the most manipulative people on yep i would not want to go to a fucking therapist who was a comedian no and there are some are we watching this guy's stand-up is that what's happening oh is that fucking yes what is that That's a New York club. That's Greenwich Village. Sorry, we have to watch it. Yeah, it's seven likes.

We better watch it. I grew up in the city, but I live in Jersey now. Where do you guys live in Jersey? Middletown. Middletown. Okay. Yeah, I have no idea where that is. That's the whole clip.

That's the whole clip. See, I just don't think anyone should be allowed to do stand-up. I don't think you're wrong. Like, I don't think either we should be able to do this either. No, no, no, no. I don't, I, I, yeah. I mean, God bless you, Mike, but. Mike, what are you doing, buddy?

You can't post that as the clip. There needs to be another part. You gotta, yeah, there needs to be more to it, unfortunately. I'm tempted to not even say what I'm about to say, but have you guys watched Lil Pete? Lil Pete? No. Lil Pete's a New York comedian.

I've heard about. He popped up on my, it was this miraculous day. i was scrolling reels and i don't get a lot of stand-up i kind of filtered that out i mostly get weird guys that like lip sync to the camera they're pathetic i love these deformed people truly i get deformed yeah i've i've learned to love my algorithm i get these weird fucking guys that are really pathetic and like like 55 year old single dads who are trying to be flirty like looking at the camera really funny to me but uh little pete popped up on there and he's this new york comedian and a lot of his shit about it is about how he's bald and uh he's become a mainstay

in my uh my group chat where and then we all followed him and now he like he shares my shit i highly recommend and like it'll be if you look at his stories it'll be it'll be like a stand-up clip of somebody he's trying to like i've i put on i guess and then it'll be just like porn he like shares all this horny shit and it's like my god it really makes me i really highly recommend you guys check out it's pretty cool it's really cool let us know if you want us to cut that out i don't give a shit i'm giving the man a shout out he brings me joy can we look him up real quick let's look up a little peak it's l-i-l and then pete yeah will pete comedian you Yeah, you're going to need to throw in a comedian.

There's definitely a rapper. Comedian. Yeah, here we go. All right, hold on. It's his Instagram that I've looked at. Yep, that's him. That's him. Lil Pete don't give a fuck.

No, dude, he don't. And he says it on stage, and he gets people to cheer. It fucking rules, man. There's several neutrals. Yeah, man. Okay. Just click any clip. Oh, she's a Democrat.

That's a winner. All right. Check that I follow my Instagram. Or no, check you said. Her name is Abigail Mack. She's a Democrat. all she posted about for the last two months was how bad she wanted to see kamala harris win the election you lose major fans when you do shit like that because anybody who's a trump

supporter ain't gonna jerk off to her only fans no more me personally i can never jerk off to anybody that wants to see me pay more money in taxes. Why is the Why is the AC so loud? No, this one's not even, because the best ones will just trail off. There's

no laugh. And he just posted, there was like a tiny laugh in that one. He cooked a little bit. And he said that this was in the same venue as the last time. I didn't even realize that was gonna be the case. It's so good. It also has hashtag Long island which i really like because it is not in long island it literally says greenwich village

oh he's from long island yeah he's definitely from around this is basically the bagel boss my favorite ones are uh i think he might even talk about the bagel boss my favorite ones are at broadway comedy club because uh the camera is too high up for his head but he can't edit it oh yeah there it is yes that one is 2500 yeah that one went viral and it's it's so good valentine's They were playing it. Yo, I've been jerked off by so many Asian women in my life, man. More than I could ever keep track of. So much so that if I ever hear the sound of a Chinese woman's voice.

Oh, no. Oh, he's going to do it. Yep. Yo, I'd be calling up to order Chinese and she's like, ha, you want to poke a fried rice? Yo, my dick starts throbbing. Silas. I've been jerked off by so many Asian women in my life, man. I also love seeing, like, liked by that.

Come on, bro. He's fallen into this Community of people like me Who really support what he does Amazing His clips have brought me so much joy Wow Peter Francis

Lil Pete He's the man dude I cannot throw a follow Just because of my morals But I will Thousand percent I'm following Let's go bro It's all just porn

Instagram is so back does he have any jokes that aren't about jacking off yeah a lot of them are about his hairline oh yeah that's cool got shot he says

I wrote and directed the 9-11 musical let's oh yeah I think Adam Gilbert was in that actually really I'm pretty sure he was

this is starring Lil Peeta's Tower 7 yeah Ivy Woke is in it Yeah, I haven't seen this, so I can't abide by it necessarily. All right, well, there's not really anything there. It's hard to follow this one. It's just a bunch of people.

Wait, Sarah Squirm is in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, Sarah Squirm's in it, and he asked her to follow him. That's so funny. Wow. He's doing great. He's got viral clips. Oh, yeah, dude.

He's jacking off. He comes every time he orders Chinese food, which sounds really convenient. That's cool. We got to get off of this. Yeah. for sure we're leaving we're leaving hey little pete you're good man like it's been hours yeah no that could that could be the whole thing that might be the whole bonus is claire and i are just watch will pete video i want it to be known little pete has been popping up on like other

like podcasts and shit oh yeah i was the discoverer because here's what happened i showed my friends little pete and then one of my friends like sent it to some podcast he listens to and then it blew up like all these people started fucking but i was the fucking discoverer of will pete and little pete don't you ever let anybody else tell you tell you they put you on that was me yeah big tom that's right i'm a podcast is talking about it i can't even remember my buddy told me like oh a bunch of these weird probably like kumia we're taking him over don't tell stavros when you go on stabby's world because he's ours now you know now that i've pete now that it's i might i might be the little pete i might give up my own stand-up career just to try to get

I like that you're like his fucking manager like you're the guy from the Elvis movie yo I've been jerked off by someone he says all this stuff and like

there's one where he sings and it's so good cause it's like he makes this whole song and it gets nothing but it's like it's so brave to post that man I don't know why people

are posting bombing clips that seems crazy oh man there was one after the show today that somebody posted that we have to talk about, but this one I can't say. Okay, okay, okay.

We'll move on. How do you outsmart your therapist? Show them little Pete videos. I don't know. That's really all you have to do. I'm really sorry. I feel like I really sidetracked you guys. That's the idea.

Yeah, that's what this is for. Let's do another one. Let's see where this one takes us. How likely am I to die drinking hand sanitizer distilled with salt? I'd say 100%. Yeah, it doesn't seem like you should.

I mean, I guess that's how much. How much are you drinking of it? I think if you have a little sip, you'll probably be fine. Yeah, that's probably true. Oh, shit. You're more likely to go blind than to die, says Anne Wingate, whose credentials are I have MS, fibromyalgia, severe osteoarthritis. Yeah.

I love that you have to put credentials. I didn't realize. That's really cool. Yeah, but like you can just make them up. Yeah. Like I could just write that I'm a doctor. Or that you have fibromyalgia. I can just say like, you're going to be fine.

and then I can change this to Ed Prudential, and I can say doctor. Oh, no. And I can say, like, I don't know, fucking since 1922. You can go back to 22? Wow. Yeah, why not? Who cares?

Nice. Former doctor. Former doctor. I wonder if there are actually any doctors who got their degree in 22. Who are still alive. Yeah, they're still practicing. Yeah. How do I make it not performer could just make a doctor whatever who cares i quit assume you're dead yeah you're

you need to take a rest distilled with salt um to be clear also though that woman and does say um you're more likely to go blind unless you drink a lot of it then you're likely to die okay all right don't you i guess i won't do that then don't you remember the child school child several years ago who's wasting hand sanitizer and her teacher made her drink it? No. Maybe we should defund.

Yes. Give them guns instead of books. Let's see who asked this question. This is from Simon Taylor, who is a former military school cadet. Lives in Georgia. And is gay. I'm gay. I went to military school.

I'm in the U.S. Army. I want to write books about the things I've seen about Quora articles we'll do for now. Okay. Good for you. This is who asked the question? This is the question asker. Why do I feel so angry after sex?

That's just a shit. Shouldn't be asking that. Probably shouldn't be someone in the military saying that. I mean, I hate to say this, buddy. Maybe you're not gay. I know, right? You're just the other way around.

I'm so fucking pissed after I get fucked. I'm so sorry, but you might be straight. I had something to think about, for sure. I'm so pissed off. I'm trying to fuck a guy. Call the local Chinese store.

See how you feel. Oh, my God. Chinese store. Chinese restaurant. I'm trying to be little Pete here. Oh, okay. Yeah, skip it all. All right, we're going to dump this guy's thing.

It's too sad. Sad, sad, sad. Yeah, let's not make it more sad than ours. All right, here's another question. Why is dropping your pants down to your shoes at the urinal bad? I don't think it's bad. He says it's bad. You don't think it's bad?

I think it's bad because your whole damn ass is showing and it don't need to be. Yeah. I think it looks funny. It definitely looks funny. But I don't think it's bad for you. Oh, no. For you. I don't think it's like hell to me.

I guess if your pants are touching the floor like that, maybe that's not good. Oh, yeah, that's probably not the best. Because men's rooms, there's piss all over the floor. Oh, yeah, that's why it's bad. So it's probably bad for your pants. You're not pulling your underwear down, though. Oh, you are. Some people are.

I think you are. Yeah, I think that's the idea. The whole thing is, I assume this is based on children do this. When children go to a urinal, they just drop everything to the ground, but out. And I think they're imagining, I'm an adult. Who's to say I stop? Why should I stop peeing the way I like, but out? Sure.

I think that's fair. Hey, it ain't illegal. You can do it. It might be illegal. that's a good point it's like just because you're in the bathroom

doesn't mean I can like whip my dick around like the sink area yeah it's not a you know a locker room where you can yeah that's where

it's a fine line it's like I guess there's got to be a law in there somewhere but I don't know what it could be if you're in the bathroom

you get to show your hog and ass no ass showing in the bathroom yeah I guess like getting piss on like gross floor shit on your

pants is why it's yeah it's not good yeah but i i mean i think the headline here the number one reason number one reason it's not good is that there's gonna be a guy walking into the bathroom seeing your whole bare ass and it's weird that's the number one thing yeah i mean i think it's cool like it makes me laugh every time i see it but you're like oh there's probably something wrong here the top comment here from gary coleman says you're going to soil your pants and second you're looking for an ass kicking. That's kind of exactly what we just said. Yeah.

Top answer. Top answer. Upvote for you. Someone said they shove their hard penis in your butt. That is a big problem in these bathrooms. I'm going to put a downvote for you, Zill Cowboy. Come on. Here's a... Yeah, what's up?

What does it say? Oh, this is some sort of sex thing. Yeah, it's turning very hot. You said it in a hot way. That is the reason I used to do it at the trowel urinal in the gay bathroom. Some guy did actually and finally shoved his harpy penis up my butt. And in front of everyone in there, I was drunk, but man, it was hot.

He fucked me right there. I just, for, because I was confused at trowel. It's trough. Oh, what did I say? Trowel? Sorry. The trowel urinal. I can't read. Uh-oh. I'm not clicking, but Sean did recently answer the question,

can we see pictures of your dick hard? And there's a blurry picture. What could that be? Click on that. I'm not clicking it But it does say My boner while he was Lubing up My boner when

You can post shit like that On Quora He posted another one My balls and ass Yes I'm gay So this guy Wants That rules

To pull his pants down Just at the gay Bar urinals Yeah Or just in hopes That some Buck will Pull up

Well put his hard Dick in his ass Do you masturbate Every day It says most mornings I wake up before dawn With a big heart onto my underwear i love to just slide my end down that's cool man this one i really like the

one the next one why do i get super horny after taking a big poop which is i do because i'm gay and also a bottom yeah okay there you go i mean answered yeah that makes sense to me i could read all of these and it wouldn't bother me but i do know that our listeners will be upset okay he said i wish you could find a hot guy to wipe my poop that's what it says yeah at the very bottom i I wish I could find a hot guy to wipe my butt for me when I poop. He says, I just wish. I just wish I could. It's so hard to find a good man these days.

I've never heard this either. He says, I'm not reading the whole thing, but he says, I get hard as a beer bottle. I've never heard that either. This guy is an artist, man. I like this guy. Sean Brock, you are him. Sean Brock. Wow.

Yeah, I don't know. What's the reason? I had my pants down and a guy walked in. I was wearing panties. That's from Holly. We were in a restaurant and his wife was waiting He said I was hot and he was getting hot These are all just porn aren't they

These are all just guys These are porn that one just says P is on the floor That's true Hashtag dirty hashtag nasty Click hashtag nasty No I'm just kidding It doesn't work unfortunately Oh no it is a hashtag

They don't have hashtags on Quora So this person is doing it for the love of the game That's just a hashtag fan i love these like amazon ads in the middle of people like writing porn fantasies it tells other men that you're open for business right i never thought about it that way yeah open for business yeah that makes sense to me that's a signal yeah i'm closed for business so i guess i won't do that yeah yeah it's good to know that people are looking for that though yeah yeah so that if you ever do have the uh inkling of like oh maybe i'll pull my whole ass out

I've got one more health question here. Are there any health benefits from walking backwards? Probably not. Right. I mean, what could it be? There is an AI answer here that does say several answers. So that's the helpful AI bot. Known as retro walking.

According to the AI assistant, improve balance, strengthening muscles. Muscles? Jesus Christ, muscles. Muscles. Reduce impact on joints. um i'm gonna go ahead and say it's more dangerous because you don't know where you're going yeah what was that was there who was the woman who like claimed that she had to walk backwards

after getting the covid vaccine what happened to her she's probably still walking you really gotta commit to that that's tough that is tough um blue shot cheerleader she's back you might not remember Desiree Townsend. I did not expect this to be a video. But what about the flu shot cheerleader? A 2009 media sensation and early viral meme. Oh, this was before COVID. Okay, well

I don't care about whatever this is. I think she basically just admitted that it was not true. Right. Oh, awesome. PR machine. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Well, you're gonna lose a lot of these Theo Vaughn types.

They mostly listen to the podcast but they did stop when you insulted him right at the time. That was my bad. That was my bad. I was just fucking around. I think he's really cool.

I've been doing it for about four years, Johnny says. It's a walking meditation. He says, shut up. I do backwards walking sessions for 30 to 45 minutes

in my local park two to three times a week. That seems annoying. Yeah, I don't think it's, I mean, there are people who do like the elliptical backwards

so it's like maybe there's something. Is that a thing? yeah like people go forward and then they'll go back oh sure yeah i've done backwards on the elliptical yeah so maybe it's doing something switching it up if i saw someone walking backwards in the park i would think that like something went wrong maybe if you only go forward you're only getting half the workout oh oh yeah i never thought about that wow that's gotta be it that's why our shins are so weak honestly what if you had shins like calves

you would look crazy I wouldn't be able to wear shorts I'd be too scared see this is how it starts I'd be wearing pants to the damn beach I would be pulling

my pants all the way down in the urinals I don't want people to see my muscle muscles muscle muscles at the urinals oh god

bon voyage yeah I don't know everyone's saying it's great for you I'm sure it is but I would rather do something else

yeah definitely Someone says, yes, you will turn back time. Just ask Cher. He's a repair analyst at Delta Airlines. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We better be careful here.

I'm flying Delta tomorrow. Ooh, he's got a lot of Cher stuff. He has a lot of thoughts on Cher, Barbara Streisand. Hey, you been to the new Delta One Lounge? Not the Delta One Lounge. I have not. Is it good? It's great.

Which airport are you going to? JFK. I'm not flying Delta One, though. That sucks. I'm debating on if I even want to. I'm so mad at my credit card company has switched it to where now you only get 10 visits unless you spend $75,000 with the card. They just did it.

Like, I thought that that was not going to happen. And then I was at LAX and they hit me with like, do you want to use one of your 10 visits? And I was like, no. You got the purple one? No, I got the Amex Platte. So I can go to the Centurion Lounge as much as I want. What are in these lounges? You got to get the purple one.

The purple one is not as good. Yes, it is. It's not as good. It's better than The Planet of Argos. No, no, no, no, no. This is a debate. I know this is like a proletariat podcast or whatever, but we're talking about a first class airport lounge.

Yes. I don't think I've ever been in an airport lounge. It's pretty awesome. So here's the thing. You don't need it if you haven't gotten accustomed to it. So once you get used to it. Once you get used to it, it's fucked up. And then you're like, oh, I understand why they want to take all our money.

Yes, yes. What do they got in there? so there's free food and there's free drinks and booze and coffee and like they have good it depends on which airport you're in lax jfk laguardia there's great lounges great so good uh vegas has some good ones tokyo delta lounge was sick see that's where it's like i kind of want to save my lounge but you can also pay for it uh it's just it's there's something mentally in me that i'm like it would be fully worth it if i just paid the 40 bucks or whatever sure but i'm now was so spoiled by i just waltz in and i used to have a system i can't do this anymore they've

taken this away from me because with delta lounge you can when you land because a lot of them a lot of the lounges you can only go in uh before your flight and like three hours before your flight unless you're connecting uh but the delta lounges when you land you can go i think you can't no you can yeah i read that you can't that's not true i just did it at jfk this very trip because i was waiting for uh my buddy graham to land so we could share an uber so i spent an hour and a half eating and having some drinks it was nice yeah this changes everything yeah what i used to do and now i can't is lax the delta lounge they make fresh tacos and it's amazing it's so good they got an outdoor uh seating area yeah you can watch the little planes

i'm buying like 12 dollar swedish fish like an idiot you're a fool it honestly might be worth it to pay for 40 bucks i know that's what i'm saying i was in an airport recently though and i saw like a long line of like 25 people trying to get into a lounge yeah i was like these fucking idiots so this is why they've changed it they want to keep the riff me and graham were talking about like what uh like scams you have and i was like at the lounge and i was like one of my i was like i've been thinking about bringing tupperware with me and then he was like we don't belong in the lounges man i was like you're right it's me that they're trying to get rid of yeah yeah they're gonna make you like take your tupperware out of security now but it's a gun so the delta

lounge is the one that's i think at most airports i've never been to centurion centurion lounge oh yeah really oh yeah yeah can i get in there with the purple card no really i don't think so You might actually be able to. I can't remember. Yeah, you might actually be able to get in there. It was just all American Express. Yeah, yeah. You might be able to get in with the purple card.

I could be wrong about that. I've gotten into arguments. Last night we were talking about this. Me, Bobby Condon, and Graham Kay were all arguing about this. They claimed if there's a Delta lounge at the airport and you're flying Delta, you can't use the Centurion. But if there's not, you can. I can use the Centurion whenever the fuck I want. All right.

it's a chef curated menu it's a buffet style thing and I gotta kibosh this this is too inside baseball it's true I'm sorry I will be looking at your credit card after the show just to make sure that

I'm right if you see her muttering numbers under her breath oh man that's so funny I love lounge talk Me too That's my favorite shit Let's do one more question

Let's do a religious question Oh We kind of figured out which one that was Oh no Didn't we? No Oh that one's good That was the core empty one

So we missed that one So this is Hospital talk This is For religion We're talking God One more question What should we do

Why do atheists constantly act as if they're full of Putrid gabagool Why do They're full of putrid gabagool Is this a riddle I don't understand This is something that you have to say To a troll to pass his bridge

Or whatever Full of what now That sounds like a you problem what is funny is there from priestess at the united church of bacon wow that's great this is jim that is a fucking yeah i was gonna say that is a 2009 ass name god i just fucking love bacon oh my god bacon's fine atheists yeah i mean they do act like they're full of putrid yeah what are we gonna pretend we don't know what he means yeah they act like they're full A little putrid fucking gabagool.

Yeah, I get it. I don't know why. Sort of like meats that have gone bad. Why do they act? This is from Cindy Wigley. This question. Ooh, look at Cindy's wigglies. Tom, you're missing the tits.

Oh, shit. She's got like... Cora's so horny. I don't know. Fake, like AI-generated boobs? Is this a real person? Those are real. Yeah?

Oh, and they're spectacular. Yeah, those are real. You met this woman, Claire? No, but I'm pretty sure they're real. She has very large boobs. There's sheet, I be knowing, and sheet. What's that mean? There's shit, I be knowing, and shit.

Oh, yeah. Thank you for that translation. I was fucking... There's a lot of extremely racist questions. Yeah, this is all... Without God. What'd she think about Biden? I can't imagine she likes the guy.

Does libtardism need a Trump to hate? Is that why we see so much irrationality from the West? What was she saying about Biden? Would Hitler have a man shot for eating lox and bagels in public? What? Is it a Jewish person? Does Joe Biden still think he is in the White House as mayor of Baltimore? I'm starting to think those hammers aren't real.

No one who looks like that could be so racist. Cindy Wigley, you are lying. She lives in Philadelphia. You are a liar. Scary. all right well good for you cindy wiggly she's posting well she is posting olivia had these beauties chopped off i don't know what's going on bullshit tell me jewish women aren't huge boobed chosen chosen for the perfect breath this is a man

this is definitely a man yeah and this is just a you can tell is a blurted out photo of a naked woman all right only men get so horny that they're trying to say breasts and they're like look at her perfect breast they can't even afford the extra s one real last question how can i sell my soul now i like this answer which doesn't really answer this is from linda former retired i had a nightmare an oldish man says to me you've sold my soul i said no no don't he says it's too late and goes to hell satan might give you something good only he always comes calling for your soul and spend eternity wishing you hadn't asked him greedy evil immoral people satan hates us it's always a trap with him i'm always saying that uh tom would you sell your soul to um uh have a really popular

podcast oh yeah of course of course i have a really popular that's the dream dude you have a podcast tom i have a new one that i'm uh working on right now that hopefully will be out within the year uh called you hurt my feelings where we have uh people come on and uh tell stories of things that hurt their feelings wow we work through it and mostly make fun of it yeah it's a little it's like the comments you get that actually bother you you know yeah feeding the trolls man but yeah i think it's it's a it's not like a therapy podcast because i am not equipped like linda here um yeah but it's it should be fun but yeah i would love to have a hit pod well that's great you know let's let's go ahead and say check that out yeah yeah keep an eye out it'll be on

probably my youtube or something i'll be on youtube i'd probably sell my soul to see little pete really blow up i think that would be great just make sure you get that 10 as his manager i don't even want it man you just want it for the world yeah that's right i want everybody to see what i see which is of course 9-11 the musical on broadway yeah i gotta go i was just trying to figure out the address that i'm going to i'm sorry yeah i gotta get to stave i gotta get a stave baby thanks for joining us Tom Takar. What a time.

TomTakar.com? Yeah, sure. Yeah, that is my website. What plugs do you want to say? Yeah, check out my website, TomTakar.com. I got dates coming up. I'll be in Chicago, Zanies, February 26th. This is coming out in, like, September.

Oh, is that right? That's fine. That's fine. Comedy Attic in Bloomington. Go Bananas in Cincinnati. A bunch more on my website. I can't remember. I'm going to be, oh, Houston Riot.

I'll be back at New Orleans for a comedy festival in May that I can't remember Sports Drink Comedy Festival so check out my dates hit them up that would be a fun hang yeah it's a bunch of dates and then I post clips on Instagram

and all that bullshit check them out check out little Pete and if you want more of our podcast you can go to patreon.com slash Quarriators and we'll do another episode every damn week will we watch

little Pete videos on the bonus should we do it is it too much I don't know if my heart can handle it I don't think we should you saw the hits

it's all hits I'm flying okay goodbye bye