Quorators - Holy War

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

INTRODUCING QUORATORS CYBER ERA (we will fix Clare's audio by next week don't worry) --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why should believers be interested in Satan? I don't believe I was involved with a narcissist I believe I was involved with a demon? Does anyone else understand what I mean? How can I make my family start using cold water over hot, with the exception of cooking? My pastor says hot water represents burning in Hell. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

it's quarators cyber cut this out wait to make it so i hit the button right can you hear the theme song claire it sounds crazy it's like underwater it's like cyber song a song boiled down to ones and zeros welcome to the new season of quarators quarators cyber uh-huh honey uh-huh honey how did that one sound that came in loud and clear That was great. We're going to be testing how loud all of the sounds are today. It's our first episode with Claire live in Los Angeles, coming in through the computer screen.

How are you, Claire? I'm doing good. California love. California peace and love. You ever see the Chili Peps out there? I saw a flea with his penis in a sock. Already. He just walks around like that.

He's at the Arizona border. Yeah, he just welcomes you and he circles it around. Wang-dang-a-dang. You ask him what time it is and he flips his penis to the hour. Yeah. That would be really cool. That would be cool. Like, really impressive if you saw it in real life.

All joking aside, you know, it's not always time to joke. Well, you've been greatly missed. While you've been gone, we've done, well, we've gone to war. Yeah, we have gone to war. It's been sort of a war month. It's been week after week of war. We did race war, which I know you really wanted to be on. Really?

Yeah, that was. Oh, I said, oh, should I delay my move? I know you wanted to have your face associated with the words race war on YouTube dot com. And gender war. We decided to do without you. Then we did the gender war. Men were eliminated, sadly. And yeah, we lost that one.

We thought we had it. We thought we had that one on lock, but sadly no. And then class war last week with Old Maniker, which you called in for. You were there for a brief moment. But poor people kind of won by marrying into money. Yeah. Oh, shit.

It was kind of an upset. So that was exciting. And the war does not end. So this week we have holy war. God's plan. how many are we gonna do of war how many wars are there so many culture culture console oh console war is gonna be a big week and claire's gonna learn a lot on that is your dog here i'm gonna be sick um she well so i have the door open right now and i think um

We have a big backyard, and it's really ripe for coyotes to sort of walk in and walk out. Oh, that's convenient for them. So there's a coyote in your house right now? Is there a coyote in your house? Might be, or a big raccoon or something. But she saw something, and she's not happy about it. Something's in here.

I'm not going to throw it. She's a nimby. Oh, wow. You got to join a camp. That's a war of some kind. That'll be when we're really running thin. Nibby versus Yimby war. Nibby parentheses war.

And I think there's room for war war. But anyway, the main question of this episode, and by the way, welcome to Quarriors, America's premier Quora-based podcast, season seven, Cyber War, Anything Can Happen on the Internet. I think it's season six. Is it six? Yeah.

On the internet, anything can happen. Whoa. So main question, who here is religious? Claire, are you religious? no i'm what women in their 30s would call spiritual yeah i was gonna say because you're into like ghosts and such shalom i'm in a ghost i'm into like other realms situation but no like white man god you're always wearing that shirt that says god is black and i met her or whatever i'm always wearing that you wear it every day i've never understood what that meant until now

but that's just because i'm so locked into my suit and tie god that i have in mind now i went to catholic school so sure they have a like particular daddy oh yeah we call him daddy he's daddy do you he's the father and also he's the son it's confusing he's a little boy he's a little boy and a ghost when i was driving across country there was some state where we kept seeing billboards that said jesus is not god oh i saw that what does that yeah what is that they have it in new york i don't know it seems like they're starting to fight i wonder if it's like a protestant catholic thing because they're saying jesus was not present in heaven because he's not also god because catholics are like father son and holy spirit and then it got me thinking like what's

the difference between a god and a holy spirit i kind of really have those synonymous in my head but uh there's just so many lines in this battle and i'm so afraid of losing my life when the holy war you lose your life you lose your soul is that not true i guess so i guess yeah it's not a guess my son well what's the holy war like the crusades yeah that's a holy war um the battle if you've ever played diablo that's more what i'm picturing like oh you're thinking of like heaven and hell yeah heaven versus hell not like a bunch of uh the pope says to go over to and murder everyone uh in the middle east or whatever well that's kind of the same thing because the pope is god's voice on earth and um you know the unwashed

um they're sort of demons they are spreading the will of satan and so you go and cleanse them okay or in many cases just get your ass handed to you across the middle east were you saying claire what about the inquisition sure yeah some might say we're experiencing now oh yeah i i did not say that it's not that kind of show but uh a spanish guy broke into my house the other day made me renounce my religion yeah there's coyotes in here jeremy also has his door open in new york animals are coming in animals are coming in but in la the coyote is probably freaking wiley coyote oh it's probably a famous coyote of some sort yeah yeah no he lives on the west side oh okay that's so cool i'd love to just pick his

brain wiley coyote you ask him a question and he holds up the sign i was taking the same thing um okay well it sounds like we all have a side it's like being an actor is actually just one of the most bravest truth-telling forms like a whole like long answer being an actor is all about doing the work actors love to say they're doing work it's their favorite thing i just listen to al pacino's memoirs but we don't have time for that because there's a damn holy war actually she could probably still hear you with her headphones off there's no way to make me quieter it's not possible yeah there's no button for that you know what maybe this season i'll be i'll just kind of bring it down it's npr season for alex

Huh, that's a really interesting question about how big that cock is. Ew. Are there any pictures of it? Oh, there's a lot of them and we can't put them on YouTube? Let's do a Space of the Week. It's time for our Space of the Week.

Hit the freaking button. Space of the Week. Interesting. This space is demons, ancestral spirits, and occultism. Disturbed by demons? Find solutions. here this is the our revisit of demons and sexual spirits we've been here before we have around six weeks ago because i don't remember these pictures like are these pictures new

no the original it was always a guy stepping on a snake we talked about that yeah and then there was a demon behind a woman and it says give no place to the devil i believe we have been here before i don't know do you know why i think we've been here before because i've been getting emails every no i understand that for i just feel like we would have talked a long time about this guy stepping on a snake if we could have well now's the time what do you think i don't know what it's pretty cool huh what do you think it is is it jesus you know what who are oh no jesus isn't oh stepping on the snake yeah i couldn't it's someone wearing a robe i was just like i like the purple room that he's in oh yeah it's dust experience i guess i kind of thought he was in

like a forest oh no it's probably like a smoky like a wildfire and he's running but there's a snake beneath him and he's in a toga oh man this space rocks now this is my favorite space on the website currently i brought you guys here before um and i i had a text post that i wanted to read but it was extremely is this it like the one no that's a different one because there's one every three hours and they are all full of original drawings of demons battling in hell demonic torture is worse than the fire and i would like to hear about that explicitly uh just to discuss the space a little bit this is i i don't know what niche of religion this is it's more just like demons and how they're gonna get you is the space uh-huh and there's some interesting

contributors like chamal ahana and we talked about ruth judaida yes that i remember sam Ayn is the one who does the long demon pose. More like Sam Aynus. No, it's not. No, I'm not pounding you for that. Let's go. It's not professional, and we're not pounding.

I'm not being pounded as the sinners in hell. These are the people who speak in tongues type of shit. Oh, yeah. You guys ever speak in tongues? You guys are both religious people, as far as I know. That's right. You're speaking a tongue?

I've tried. Yeah? Yeah, but if you're really doing it, you're not, like, trying to do it. There was, during COVID, there was a phenomenon of white women who would, they'd get the vaccine, and then, well, they would speak in tongues.

They started, like, speaking in tongues, walking backwards, not having COVID. They did a lot of stuff that happens on this space. And so, I think there's different ways you can get it, And I would love to actually search the space for vaccine-related posts, if that's possible. I don't think it is. I have a few examples that we can click on first.

Nice. Whoa, look at this picture. This is one of them. I died and was born again as a Satanist, and there's a picture of, like, an AI-generated picture of, like, two evil dead kings, but one of huge... They both have really long beards,

but one has huge tits. Tits. And they're holding a baby, and the baby's pointing at two women on TV, and one of the kings is saying, choose who you want as your new mother there's a bit of a story there isn't there but i would like to say that they look a bit like the frost king from game of thrones yeah the night king i have to correct you but they have like a just a normal white boy the night king took a white boy

night king with a white boy ai was made for these type of people like this is all all they want is to see the devil illustrated, and they don't want to do the work. They don't want to do the work, do they? They don't want to do the work. Show me the devil! Some of us draw

the devil. It takes days. You have to learn how to draw his muscles. You need perspective. Yeah, you need to know his sleek body. Three parts on his arm. He spits and turns you to stone. That's in Dragon Ball Z. That's neither here nor there.

now the reason i have not seen this one before is because this guy um sam ain posts a new essay style screed with ai images roughly every like 12 hours and so these were not on our last episode and uh they're kind of too long to follow all on one episode although i would like to challenge us to just read one long one of these okay uh do you want to do this one i died and was born again as a Satanist. This is the one with the two Night Kings and one of them has titties and they're holding a white boy and she's pointing he's pointing to two

bimbos. What's her name? Gal Gadot or whatever. It looks more like a Jennifer Love Hewitt. Sure. What do you think, Claire? I think you both have different types of face blindness. Thank you. You don't think this woman on the right looks like Gal Gadot? You don't think that looks like freaking Wonder Woman?

This AI-generated lady? But none of them look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Well, they have boobs and a shirt. In here. I'm calling it like I see it. Alex thinks he's currently married to Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm locked in on the tits. All right, read this post.

Okay. Sam Ains, I died and was born again as a Satanist. And thank you for reading it like it's a book. Lucifer and the Queen of the Coast then dissolved me into the woman's womb and I was born again to different parents. and here i am in a get out style tv room uh doing it from the testimony of former satanist kalu obosi of cameroon my parents were fishers and notorious witch doctors in cameroon i had

two younger sisters martha and mabayo one day during a fishing trip my parents got a boat accident and drowned oh my sisters were later swept away during a flood come on we couldn't find them anywhere and then what appears to be a gif of losing your sisters in the flood like a modern woman on a boat being like where's my sister face when your sisters are in the flood oh mfw how do you tell me your sisters are in the flood without telling me your sister okay scroll down the story is just starting here i attended school for a while but my hopes were dashed when a strange wind blew away my uniform i pleaded with my father's friends to take me on in fishing trips. One day, when they were

sailing, a storm came up against their boat, and we were all hurled into the lake. But I realized that rather than being drowned, I was descending before a splendid palace. I walked in through the entrance, and in one of the halls, I saw two young ladies who spoke to me in a foreign language. Imagine that, a palace in a lake,

Jeremy. Wow, give me a think of what that would be. I want to know where her uniform went, and what that means. Oh. Where was the uniform from? It blew away her uniform. I attended school for a while, but then Mr. Dashwin's strange wind blew away my uniform. Oh, okay.

That is odd. So I think what they're trying to set up here is there's some kind of larger-than-life spirit that's guiding them towards this palace. You know what it makes me think is just, like, if you're on Quora, you want to, like, have a popular thing. You have to, like, write your thing, but you still have to, like, slip in a few references to pedophilia so that, like, the average Quora user can be like, all right, I'm locked in. Oh, no, I lost my uniform. Oh, I got that from my drowned sister. It's like if you want to write an action movie now, you have to still have a line or two that's like,

and the military is awesome. So they let you use their tanks in the video. So you have a budget. Yeah. This is for a budget. They have to include an African demon. Also, another angle we should explore after this one is why this is specifically African Christianity,

because there's a theme in all these. I later learned that they were asking me who I was and where i was from when their taunting became unbearable i became afraid and began to cry they started to jest of me but a glamorous woman appeared with two ladies these abruptly stopped laughing and bowed to her the woman introduced herself i am the queen of the coast and the ladies are my agents welcome to our kingdom can you do a voice for the lady the woman so we know that you're talking as her yes i can i am the queen of the coast and the ladies are my agents welcome to our kingdom very good how's that i have a child like that it was good i've been doing

stuff like this at home uh you are my special guest no no no that's a quote it wasn't in quotes was it she continued you are my special guest who i have been expecting for some time feel as home as you'll be staying with me she continued and then a gif of a reality show or something what what do you think this is i i have no idea some sort of like little mermaid remake there's a kind of it's a show uh well can you marry the little mermaid and there's 12 mermaids and you're like a prince of some kind but you just wear a hawaiian shirt um i'm very interested in that idea but we're gonna move on to this uh yeah that's not part of the holy castle it's a damn holy war uh she explained to me that my late parents were her servants but they were too stubborn

and she had to eliminate them. Would you like to see your parents and sisters, she asked. She took me to a well-tiled, spacious room and opened a cupboard where I saw my parents' decapitated heads. And another was my sister's heads. I was grieved and shouted at her, how wicked are you?

So hold on, this is like presented as if it's a true story, right? It is a true story. Okay, my bad. That's the top of it. They said it's a true story. Okay, okay, sorry. She replied coldly, stop your emotions.

I will kill you if you don't cooperate I spared you because I loved you You will continue from where your parents stopped Okay She ordered her male agents To take off my rags And give me a new set of clothes Pedophiles, are you listening?

Problematic That's for you Problematic there As a neophyte, I would be put through my training sessions Lectures by different teachers each day Who would leave me pamphlets to study Now there's a new Harry Potter angle emerging What is a neophyte?

What's a neophyte? I guess it's like Claire what's a neophage like an amateur person who is new to the subject yeah you got it a new convert to a religion don't step to Claire like that I was asking Claire if she knew

no I'm known for knowing all the words Claire is kind of our local academic and then there's a picture that just says heaven updates there's like an orc school happening i really like heaven updates all right just a big update we now have a horse thing that flies in the sky people love it it's heaven still heaven update still heaven

we're putting up the cast list for the christmas pageant that is what it looks like you can do anyone here oh i got elf for the christmas pageant i said thank you i was finally attuned to their language but i had many questions like how i would appear on earth again without scaring people where would i return to etc there is no night or day so i asked how long i'd been there and they said nine years but i thought it was a few months the dog was very surprised about that can you show the dog on camera people i feel like would be into that yeah you want to show the dog you want to show the dog she's she did her own thing we'll get there we'll make it happen anyway we're a magic school in heaven um there is no night or day so i asked

how long i'd been there and they said nine years but i thought it was just a few months the meals they were flesh and blood which i rejected and was given assorted fruits each day oh well you could just say no i'd rather have fruit yeah i'd rather if you have pineapple eat fish i'll take an apple yeah that's fine you either have tongue or um some kind of watermelon no alex would you say that your meals are flesh and blood on account of playing it all the goddamn time but i would argue eating animals is flesh and blood and so i'm sticking with a variety of fruits wow that's right think about that it's called heaven this is a heaven update or it's an evil uh kingdom in a lake i'm kind of a little confused new heaven patch just dropped we've added

flesh the story's still going later i was introduced to a tree outside which had all kinds of fruits and i fed myself daily one day the queen called me in her private chamber and told me that if i didn't learn to eat the flesh and blood i wouldn't serve them i might try if it was cooked i said but she replied that nothing was cooked there it's getting very pedantic later the story yeah i learned to eat it and something took over me which made me like the human meat more than anything else okay and then there's an ai generated picture of like a bunch of dwayne the rock johnson's can i just say this is literally dwayne the rock johnson right it's kind of dark to really get his features in and this is jennifer love you just kidding it's a naked man

that's adrian brody what i want to say is this is the second image on the space we've seen of a dark chamber of people eating human meat yes because that's what we talked about last time we did that so listening it's a bunch of people sitting around a table to ai generated they're all nude bald men uh with chains around their neck right one of them is so obviously duane the rock johnson the rest of them are not oh yeah now that i leaned forward a little bit i could see his features and he does have huge muscles it looks like they're all drinking orange juice yeah but they're drinking a candle it appears but you're right that they are sort of orange juice like orange juice candle it's heaven welcome to heaven have an update we have candles now

we have candles don't worry it's still juice i'm just really impressed at how much anabolic growth they can get from the human meat and there's a whole discussion there about muscle protein physical trainer alert physical trainer alert dwayne the rock johnson's in hell read this next sentence an agent drove the car which looked like the exotic computerized cars seen in some cartoons or sci-fi movies and the Queen took me on a tour of the entire kingdom. This line I read Ready Player One when

it came out. The whole book of Ready Player One is just that sentence over and over again. It's like, and then they took me to the car. The car was like the car from Ghostbusters but the wheels were from Batman and the seats looked like they were from Back to the Future and it's just

like pages of it. Optimus Prime was there. He asked me for a loan. that movie was slop the movie is really bad the book is one of the worst things i've ever read in my life it's well i just assumed the book would be better but i don't know yeah the book is much worse okay steven spielberg made the movie he made it a little bit better you know what the thing is is when you watch optimus prime do stuff even if it's stupid you're like that's kind of cool the thing about the book versus the movie the movie is it's like all i want to say universal characters or whatever so it's like iron giant and like godzilla or whatever the book is all

specifically 1980s which is before i was born so i was just like i don't care about any of this shit oh there's a cobra commander yeah it's night rider oh whoa there's a scene where they go to the shining night rider's car kit have you seen that's what that movie that's what that book's about yeah it's for 80s babies it's for 80s like yourself it's just nostalgia pilled fiction but Here's the thing is, Jeremy is so young. I know. And he's born after 9-11. I was born in 2004.

He pretty much can't even understand the rockin' good time 80s. So he just probably washed over him. I just had my first beer the other day. What do you think? Tastes weird. You got to drink a bunch of it. No. Jeremy.

And then we're going to kiss. What are we going to do? We're all going to kiss after the beer comes out. Jeremy, when I say flock of seagulls, what does that mean to you? I assume just a bunch of birds. I have no idea. I have to imagine it's a bunch of birds.

He thinks we're at the beach all the time. I didn't make it long into the Ira Glass voice style. I got to change that. No one has moved into my apartment downstairs. Okay, so I can keep yelling? Is no one moving in because I keep coming back here? It's been like a month. Is that what's happening?

They keep bringing them to show while we're recording? No, I'll tell you the actual reason is because I live in a one-bedroom, and downstairs is a studio, and my greedy landlords are trying to rent out this studio for more money than my one-bedroom, and people are like, no. No. Is there a holy war on or something?

But they keep throwing in, on Street Easy, it says you get free episodes of Quarriors through the walls. You get Quarriors Plus. It comes to the apartment. You just can't see it. Yeah, and you can't hear the people on the computer now. No, yeah. It's cyber era.

Because it's too cyber. Season six. Now, you're probably wondering how much more of this lake story is there. Oh, it keeps going. I would say maybe double, because we're just getting into it. Is it a she or a he, do you think? I don't know. They just got into a car with the empress.

She's a she because her... Because she has sisters? Is that what you were going to say? oh shit this computer's turning off all right here you go plug it in and i'll read you a story for once and you'll listen like a good boy if you'll be a good boy i'll tell you the story now take my plug take me plug there's a damn holy war on and we're getting rid of one of the fates the houses and roads there were very beautiful and neat but there were no people in the streets i was also taken by the queen of the coast please to visit the chief of the demigods who then arrayed

me with powers after this the queen sent for me one day for a special outing and took another high-tech car to a location in the realm they alighted at a location there was a swimming pool there containing a small quantity of water about 17 buckets now when i go swimming i want more than 17 buckets in my pool. How many buckets do you want? 40, 50 buckets minimum. In your pool? Yeah! I want to be able to go swimming in my pool.

I don't feel like I know how much a bucket is. You know what I mean? I don't think I'm looking at anything and knowing how many buckets it is. Gallon? Gallon and a half? Unless it's basketball and then I'm like, I'm shooting straight buckets. Then you're dropping buckets. Jeremy's kind of the rain man of our crew. Yeah.

I think 17 buckets is I'm going to say half-filled hot tub. Half-filled hot tub. You're not swimming anywhere in 17 buckets. I'm thinking of a red or blue beach bucket that you would bring as a child. It's 2007.

You're three years old. You go to the beach. My Chemical Romance is on the radio. I'm not okay. And you think, I am okay. I have my buckets. I wasn't okay. I was three. I'm not okay.

I can't walk by myself places. I was actually quite hungy. That was a hard time for you, but it's over now. Weak men create hard times. You can't really see it on the camera because the laptop's in the way, but I grabbed his knee. He did do that. Okay.

Huh. Huh. Then we're all going to kiss. Okay, so back to the story. She chanted a long incantation on the floor of the pool, opened up, and an enormous beast arose from its steps. Now scroll down. Now there's a, how would you describe this beast?

I would say this beast is standing in like 17 buckets worth of water. Whoa, wait a second. There is far more than 17 buckets of water in this pool. Clearly like a thousand buckets. This is an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I don't know about that, but it's definitely like a hotel pool. It is a hotel pool, really. I mean, you're at the Marriott and the beast has emerged.

Yeah, there's like a big, I don't know, 10-foot-tall crocodile monster with big teeth and red eyes. Style, but it has a man body. Is this AI generated? It must be. No, it's a real picture. Sure, but I mean like this is obviously a screenshot

of a YouTube video because you can see the little red bar at the bottom. You owe somebody money on AI YouTube compilations. If you and I are in this I'm going to be pissed off. Yeah, that will make me mad.

To continue the story. It stood menacingly looking at both of us. Then the queen spoke to it in an unknown language which the beast understood the queen turned toward me and told me not french no not to fear and promise to come back pick me up after my adventure okay as she turned to leave i wanted to flee with her away from the beast but to my utter surprise i found myself right in its big

paws like a grain of sand it examined me carefully and then threw me right into its mouth i saw myself descending into an extensive supermarket that outmatched the world's biggest store in size in his mouth that's in the damn mouth of the beast i don't know that's just a wegmans i saw myself at wegmans also same youtube video what the fuck is going on is this a real a movie that they've made can i watch this this is actually watch this this is like the novelization of star wars phantom menace or something it's just like i just show me the thing i'm not it's not better i got my kyber crystals from the cave watto said he would not let us go uh so back to the wegmans inside the beast they had sections and each were contained all the

materials or accessories used here on earth from toys to computers to musical instruments to beauty products to occult books on the shelves holding these demonic books i found it clearly written that these are books used by magic and occult practitioners in the physical world i also visited the section having human flesh and blood and I ate and drank my fill and continued in my tour. Now you can't do that at the grocery store folks. No. It's not I mean I guess at Whole Foods there's

some samples but you can't just eat the flesh and blood section. No it's not really allowed. You can't hoist yourself full of flesh. Also I thought you wanted to cook it. What happened to that? Well she was talked out of it. Do you guys remember

in Weapons when she took the the peeler and she peeled his face. That was nasty. That's kind of what this girl's doing in the flesh and blood section. There's probably

faces on the shelves and you're peeling them off and you're saying, oh, don't mind if I do. We're about to get to a spot with a sweet Bugatti on the front here. Ferrari or something. Some kind of Italian car is tearing up the streets of hell. Today I generated a car

driving past a store called Diamond 3. That's the queen's car. And she's going to Diamond 3 for more diamonds. Queen, can you pick me up? I'm scared. I'm in a supermarket in a demon's mouth in a pool. By the way, get those diamonds, queen. Yeah. Get a rock for it.

Eventually the queen showed up at the tail of the gigantic store and took me home in the car. So the car is in the demon's mouth now. I don't know what we're talking about, you crazy witch. It's the exotic computerized car seen in some cartoons or sci-fi movies i mean it does that is what that looks like the queen told me your assignment

is to transport all those goods you saw in the beast to the earth plane by all means possible everything is huge by all means possible She's got to put that store in the real world I don't like that They can really gloss over this but she got powers Wait what? What powers does she have? Semi-demons gave her

I mean semi-gods Demi-gods gave her powers This really has become a challenge We are challenging ourselves We did not make it last time And I insist There's a lot more am i the only one who wants to know how it ends it doesn't because it says to be continued at the

end okay so listener we are maybe one quarter of the way done there's more gifs we have to move on we haven't done a single question all right so for the i guess the listener is just pretty much the sisters in the flood if you want to know the end of this go to demons ancestral spirits and occultism and you can read it a great way to start your quora journey if you're new to the show welcome to the show yes thank you if we just had uh will on the show a popular guest maybe this is your second episode ever yeah and you're thinking i would love to hear more about quora what kind of car did this queen drive you're wondering let's read a question all right this is on the same space it's i don't believe i was involved with a narcissist i believe i was involved with a demon

does anyone else understand what i mean that's a great ending to any question on quora oh baby Does anyone else understand what I mean? Does anybody get what I'm saying? Is there anyone listening to me? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. There's a good answer from Ruth Jedida here, but this is kind of what we were talking about with our call-in question last week,

because when demons infiltrate you, it can feel like you have bipolar disorder or any other kind of crazy mental disease. BPD. Yep, or that there's narcs. You can think everyone's a narc because you're paranoid. What does Ruth Jadida say? Do you want to read it?

Sure, I'll read it. She says, absolutely. My thoughts exactly towards my own narcissist experiences. The thing is, there is actually truth to this idea. Narcissists are demon possessed people. Most of the time, they were either born with generational curses on their bloodline or they experienced some form of trauma or abuse early in their childhood. Those are very different. Well, it's one or the other.

Either they were abused by their parents or they've been cursed by a witch for generations. That's what it is when you're dealing with a narcissist. Curses are a form of abuse. What was that voice? I'm Dr. Phil. Is there a witch in your home? Dr. Phil getting really earnest with the crying girl. I'm like, where is the witch?

Isn't it crazy he ran for, what was it, Senate? Was that him? No. Who ran against That was Dr. Oz Yeah it's confusing One of the doctors One of the fake doctors

On TV Ran for Senate Against Fetterman He lost And Israel won What a confusing race In retrospect Narcissists

Yeah read about The damn Curses In the timeline Yeah when this happens This gives the demonic realm An entry point To access them

Narcissists generally Are possessed By multiple demons The first one To gain access Is usually the demon Of shame Deep rooted shame

Is what drives These people To behave the way they do their main goal is to feel like they are superior to everyone around them they try to achieve this by covertly degrading debasing and destroying the people they are closest to while trying to convince

everyone that they are the victim that's just a shame demon yeah so if someone's trying to convince you that they're the demon that they're the victim it's because there's a shame demon shame demon there it's because everyone at the same time it's because there's a shame demon because there's a shame demon

we'll make it match up in post I'm not gonna do that Although shame can be a natural or normal response to certain situations in life, narcissists have a demonic influence over them that amplifies their problem. Yep. All right, Jeremy's going to get a cat here. Where one demon exists, there are usually others present as well. Demons work in teams.

If you're taking notes at home, that last part is very important. You should write that down. Demons work in teams. Demons work in teams. There's no I in demon. There's no I. Although there is. Think about it.

No, there's not a me. I was wrong. There is, but it's backwards. There's a Mon. There is a Mon in Demon. Yes, there is a Jamaican man in Demon. And it's Mon. I'm from hell, Mon.

I am Da Bon. I'm going to poke you. There is a joke that I've been trying to find for like 20 years. I swear I saw it. you know like in um wayne's world when they when they're playing uh hockey in the street and they keep yelling game on and because when the car comes or whatever i swear i saw like a parody of that once where there was a jamaican guy and he's like what are they talking about and the other one's like i don't know they're talking about some game on and i've been looking for this video for

like my whole life this is a dream you had is it this is a shame demon yeah this never existed It's very offensive We're going to pretend you didn't bring it up Alright well is it really offensive I could cut it but In Jamaica they're trying very hard to overcome that stereotype That they think Game On is about a gay mon Gay mon

You're gay mon That's very offensive to them when they hear that It's definitely from a movie or something Someone send it to me please It's probably from Cool Runnings it's that scene in Cool Runnings where they're all accusing each other of being gay and they're like kiss me if you're not

it won't mean anything to you if you're not because we're just friends they're in the green room kiss me and I'll go see if your dick gets hard oh I knew it would you won't touch it if you're really gay it's like 30 minutes of the movie

this sucks go down my slope anyway that's this keeps going okay yeah it's classic ruth judaic demons work for more information go to the this please read this article do you want to click on it we're on chrisreese.com hello okay so there's a video the demonic spirits behind narcissism we cannot play it we know it's a different but i like that they have like a white lady who's like doing a YouTube face. I think it's this woman. I assume that Chris Reese,

she has half a million subscribers. Where do you see that? If you go to the top. Whoa. Yeah. Yo. Yo, she's so crazy. We have got to collab with Chris Reese.

We got to get her on the show. Can I say that? Like, kind of what we're doing is what she's doing, and we're just trying to raise awareness of the holy war. Are you looking at our YouTube comments right now? We have a comment from four minutes ago

that says, incorrigible is actually better than quarators. You have to explain what a quarator is, but you don't have to explain being incorrigible. What are you, stupid? It's the same problem. They're both not words. What are we even saying?

Oh, brother. They're not words. Anyway, back to Chris Rees. We're going to get to three questions this week. Yeah, okay. All right, back to our important questions. We're leaving chrisrees.com because we're off of Quora. Why do narcissists mess with your mind so much?

Are narcissists demons? it's because your mind is satan's number one target to explain to the audio listener we are not back on quora and we are still on chris reese.com okay demons will use narcissists to one jam up your receiving signal from god to keep you on an exhausting emotional roller coaster three trap you in a toxic mental spiral and four deceive you and to believe and to believe that as a christian you are responsible for improving this relationship you are not responsible for your own actions and relationships demons work in teams okay let's go back to core check out chrisreese.com valerie bay says yeah what you actually mean is you are still in love with this

man if you if and if he could just get rid of the demon life would be sublime now we've all had a man like that in our lives yeah just a boy with demons narcissists are possessed by demon exes or pastors the demons who possess them are wizard pastors and exes who possess gay slash pedo spirits they use astral projection and witchcraft to enter their bodies and possess them they use them to destroy women and children they're game on now for for the audio listener that's not on quora that's just something alex texted me he was too scared to say that's not true he is reading on quora if you're on youtube you know that my phone alexa can you read this because i'm too scared but this is what i really believe why are exes involved uh is the idea that you have to date

a demon in order to become a narc exes are the most demonic force there is well sure but they're not i mean they're talking about like a literal thing here listen to me a guy who married his high school girlfriend that way you don't have any exes it's kind of the perfect it's the only plan if the exes are demons yeah because now you have zero demons i've got nothing i got nothing yeah i wake up too blessed too blessed to be stressed there's a holy war on my wife was exercised as a child that's real smallest victory i think i talked about this on that on the podcast right we did we have i don't know if you know this claire no but i need to know my wife went to a catholic school and uh they had a speaker come in to speak to the class uh like the

whole school and apparently the school didn't know that the speaker was going to do a mass exorcism on all of the girls in the school and they were all exorcised. Yeah, they just did all of it. A lot of them complained about whenever I meet someone from that school, they're like, oh my god, it was so weird. We all got exorcised. And I'm like,

do you have demons? No. There was a problem. It sounds like they did it. Girls one, demons zero. Yeah, so that was pretty cool. Alright, I think that answers that question about the narcs then. So let's do another one. uh yeah we're kind of on a roll now that we left that one all right question number two

we're still this is a really we're still in space of the week here uh question two how can christians avoid following satan's world system easier said than done now we're back with sam ain who has another essay for us oh no uh here you know satan's system is everywhere and everything and that's why it all ends in the grave only by fully following the holy spirit guidance can it be avoided it looks fine to be wronged and go to police no one will blame you but it is part of the world system now this is really long but i did really like that it begins with just like you can't call the cops this is not even long this is short oh there's three images sure but i mean compared to the last one he wrote which is like a book i like that he breaks it up with images it

really keeps me engaged in the thing now to describe the images if you're listening there is a French judge and he's counting money. I think that's a woman. And Jesus is pointing a finger at her. AI generated Jesus. Oh, hell no. And it says, don't go for justice from those who don't even know what is

right. And that's in French. And he has a wig. A few days back, a hotel owner was frustrated because it rained the whole day and no one came. He lost most of the food and kept some in the fridges. At night, the power went off. Just let's just think about this. This was just a few

days back. Whoa, this was like three days ago. So it's still relevant. He wrote this nine hours ago. The output is staggering. You are correct, Claire. This is from days ago. Good God. At night, the power went off because the manager

of the building forgot to pay. Then the hotel owner passed by drunk and saw no power. He attacked the manager and beat him. In the morning, the manager was going to the police and told him, are you going to add more losses to the man don't partner with the devil forgive the man demons work in pairs

AI generated Jesus' back and he says if he takes your coat give him the shirt too wait can we just scroll up this is the same Jesus but mirrored yeah he flipped Jesus and he's wearing like a little red cloak in this one if you're listening at home don't flip Jesus

he's the lamb he's not had to be turned he's not hither and yawn all the time It looks fine to call your doctor or medical help whenever you get pain, but God should be consulted first if you're a believer. It is a life issue, and the source of life must be involved. Every hospital is built with a morgue because they are not the source of life.

Is it because there is no God in Israel that you consult others for health? And then there's a picture of a guy pointing at a guy with a woman? What is this picture exactly? I don't know. What is the hat he's wearing? It's like a laundry basket. He's kind of got like a Kmart Going to college

Dorm room trash basket On his head I literally don't know what any of this means There appears to be a soldier And he's pointing at I think he's just like Don't be with women You should be a gay mon

When we keep running for humans We're just neglecting God We are in Satan's world system which is designed to kill steal and destroy who is going to win this war so we will graduate from to bigger and bigger problems the doctor will finally say i can't do it you have four months to live oh the police who you use to make people pay will say we can't arrest the hurricane or earthquake which swept your swept away your house and by then it may be too late for god to help and that's it that's a really good story and that was the that was the for me please that's only

nine years old we want to give that more attention i would like to but i want to just say real quick that the question again is how can christians avoid satan's world system which we didn't really discuss what that means so the world system is like the legal system so it's like the rules of the government like the justice system yeah like i would not be allowed to kill a protestant legally but yeah under god's law through the church heretics are dispensed justice towards And so if I could maybe, you know, take matters into my own hands and commit kind of Catholic jihad in this example. I cannot call the cops on a hurricane.

They're trying to tell me. You can try. Who am I? Donald Trump? Yeah, whoa. He tried to nuke that hurricane that one time? Have you noticed his hands are, like, small? What?

And his skin is slightly orange in hue. I think you guys are off base here. I don't think any of that's true. Let's go to the next question. Okay. That is the only answer on it. Should we look at who asked the question or no? I think we can.

It was Pastor Pierre. We've done almost none. It's Pastor Pierre. This is what I'm talking about. I know he lives in Marseille, France. He's part of Demons, Ancestral Spirits, and Occultism. He's part of God Does Not Want You Aging. He's part of Ask Your Dream Meeting.

I have not heard that. God Does Not Want You Aging. This is a new space we will go into. God does not want you aging. What the fuck is this? All right, so this is another Sam Ains space. It appears to have a close-up of the inside of a stomach. It's a rectum.

Yeah, that is a butthole, I think. I think you can show it, though, because it's inside. This is inside his rectum, right? Is that his rectum? Well, it's someone's rectum. Whose is it? Are you supposed to have that green froth? You can put this on YouTube, right?

like i'm pretty sure you can because it's inside sam can we go on sam's profile we haven't really looked at his whole thing we've what do you mean it's the only thing we've talked about the whole time he's from kiam gomgo he's which is it kiam bogo kampala kampala uganda he's a teacher of life live forever or die trying in the name of jesus christ that's one of the hardest bios i've ever read he's asked some questions one of them is can someone have a nightmare about having a nightmare yes i actually have had those he has 6 000 answers and 149 posts but we've covered a bunch of them so he's an active current user okay respect you know not everybody's early on the game for quora we only joined in 2023 the best time to join quora is now i'm gonna follow him and i'm

gonna follow pastor pierre as well okay does pastor pierre have any good um he's got 174 questions uh how is satan defeating today's generation i believe i sent that one to you as well uh what do you say to those who say god is not omnipotent since he cannot remove satan from the earth oh that's pretty good yeah what do you say i think theologians are probably gonna spit in there um if satan is guaranteed to lose why doesn't he give up the fight oh do you want me my answer make make his sermons for him yeah exactly i think the whole thing is god has a plan for satan right and so like everything satan does god is like i knew you'd do that i think satan sort of captain america coded in the way he refuses to give up let me guess you're in the

south park movie next what oh satan yes all part of my plan all part of god's plan let me guess you're being gay with uh saddam hussein and now donald trump and now donald trump i think in the new episodes okay okay so this is this is we already looked at this one yeah this isn't hell demonic torture okay let's go to a real no let's go to a real question a real question let's pull up something interesting how could i make my family start using cold water over hot with the exception of cooking my pastor says hot water represents burning in hell now for food it is a lot like burning in hell yeah well if you're a lobster or something a lobster or a spaghetti Oh, yeah.

If you're spaghetti, hot water is burning in hell. If you're, what else is it? It's boiled. Rice. Yeah, rice sort of goes to hell every time you make it. You would agree, oats. She'll keep naming foods. These are all things that are burning in hell when you use hot water.

Your hands when you wash them. Okay, to try to be proactive and answer the question, things you can cook with cold water. Well, you're not cooking, really. so i guess that that that stays out of it yeah it's gonna increase digestion time ice ice yeah you can cook ice wait what's that that's it you can you can cook ice in cold water you can have ice cat is like all over me he's moving with the devil's movement he's possessed by some some force um your motive is nonsense but lowering the temperature of your

hot water heater is safer and will lower your electric bill. Okay. But you still gotta cook stuff. And it's still like hell. You can cook things that don't need to be cooked. That's what I was thinking. You gotta move to stuff that's not cooked. And if it's not cooked, it's gonna take longer to digest, which means you're gonna have

really thick and luscious poops. Yeah. Right? That's great for you. Is that correct? Claire, you like pooping. You can't say that to people. Yeah, and I'm always kind of talking about it. You can't say that to women. You can't say that to me.

I know it is Claire's main thing, but I don't know. What kind of foods would you be on? I guess just like a fruit. You can be a vegetarian. We can't keep discussing types of foods that are cold. Well, then move to the next one. Well, here's an answer from Richard Renboog. Come on, man.

He says your quote unquote pastor is a fruitcake. hot water also represents cleanliness which your nutty pastor ought to know is next to godliness i suggest you put your pastor out to pasture can i have an amen he's game on you've been rena booged i'm gonna write game on gay man game on he's not gonna oh gay man i see what you did there. That's kind of like a pun. Yeah. All right, that's good.

It's sort of a pun on amen. I am waiting to catch a ban on Quorum. We've just been asking for it. Oh, no, we'll have to start a new account. No, it's a big deal. It's a really big deal. We're going to have to do a second Holy War episode.

He called the pastor a fruitcake. He did do that. You can't do that, by the way. Richard Redenboog, you have an MS in chemistry and you live in Western Ontario. He has zero questions because he only has answers.

He only has answers. He appears to have an Israeli... Yeah, his most recent thing he shared is before shedding tears for the people of Gaza, remember, they created Hamas. So if you're wondering if these posts are on Quora, they are. This whole time we've been on Quora.

We're still on Quora.com. The people who are here are people who use Quora as their main social media on Quora. This is Facebook to them. This is where they hang out. Let's read another question. There's a guy talking about whether being scalded hurts. Guess where this is.

Guess where this is back. Woo! Stevenson and Sensual Spirits. Okay, here's a question. It's my favorite space. Why should believers be interested in Satan? Okay, one, fire. Two, gifts.

He's red. Three, best color. Number one, red. Rock and roll. Rock and roll is big for him. He likes rock and roll. God, what kind of music does God like? I don't even know.

Choir music. Probably. Probably when that chord. That chord David did that pleased the Lord That's probably the main one I know he likes Folk music He's probably just kind of like quiet Mumblecore

I bet he's shoegaze He likes the kid Leroy We can't give shoegaze to God I feel like Satan maybe gets that one Anyway we're getting distracted here Satan is just the Offer of carnal He's the seller of carnal pleasures

so you know there's a lot that he brings to you it's just it comes at a sharp price there isn't it this is such a long answer biblical scholars are quite long-winded i'm sorry or have some kind of mental this is from miss clark who you can find her website at carolpate.com check out carolpate.com check out chris reese she's a bible student oh that's her that's her teacher she's a bible student under teacher c pate carolpate.com check out carolpate.com we have to go to that right yeah you should do it i want to see if she also has half a million followers on youtube well she is um oh my god i love her look she's an older woman she's got a ton of makeup looks good she looks like uh who's that cooking lady who got fired for saying the n-word

sure yeah paula dean yeah she kind of has a paula dean look steal her look she's carol she's carol dean uh she's going live this friday her topics will be the daily lifting and open topic which is great do you think she's lifting do you think she's like lifting weights no what where'd you say that oh the day lifting i see i see she's like she's just like yeah we're gonna do uh we're doing chess today and i'm gonna talk about um suck you by physical trainer alert she's writing a lot about addiction she has a blog who cares who cares um okay believers and unbelievers i'm back on quora from miss clark believers and unbelievers should be interested in learning and understanding satan why because satan is a real supernatural entity number one

you don't have to believe in satan for demons to affect you just like food poisoning doesn't care whether you believe in bacteria satan was an archangel named lucifer archangel right read my lips he was an archangel he has archangel powers the prettiest angel in god's realm however he developed a god complex and he and his rebellious followers were kicked out of heaven and the only power he has is archangel powers. Number two, Satan's voice always has these three qualities. One, it contradicts God's commandments, just like Adam and Eve in the garden.

Satan always lures us away from God's commandments. Two, it creates anxiety rather than peace. It accuses us and brings us down. That's, there's no third one. All right, so be on the lookout for a third quality. You can't do a list with two. You shouldn't just bring numbers into it if you only got two.

Yeah. That was a real letdown for me. Yeah, I worry that he has a secret quality we don't know about. He only has archangel powers. Claire, as a spiritual person, do you believe in archangels or angels in general? No, I'm just, like I said, ghost.

I'm more focused on ghosts. I think some ghosts are nicer than others. I think there are ghosts who think that they're angels and they're like, whoa this is actually me doing the good stuff i fucking hate fake ghosts so sick of these fake ghosts i was chasing the human soul the biggest sign of an occult religion is putting down jesus christ christ is satan's biggest enemy satan mourns the fact that he was ruling on earth unopposed when christ came and started an army that fights him i would hate that

if I was him. Things change as spirit-filled Christians send hordes of demons to the abyss every day in Jesus' name. That's gotta hurt. How much of this do we want to read? I feel like that's good. Now, what you should know is there's a woman talking to a dragon coming up. This is a quote from Sam Ainey.

She's quoting chorus Sam Ainey. I think she meant Sam Aine. Yeah, but this is clearly one of his drawings. AI-generated dragon talking to a lady. This is a snake. It's the snake.

It's the devil. And the snake says you can be independent from God, dot, dot, dot, like me. Like me. Don't you wish your snake was caught like me. Don't you wish you had no arms up and down a tree. That's pretty good. Don't you?

Don't you? I'm watching this dance show on Netflix where they make a boy band, and they have one of the guests from the Pussycat Dolls come in, and one of the Zoom routines goes, it's little miss don't you and i've i've been saying it a lot about a lot of people um do we have a uh call-in question alex i believe we do jeremy is it crazy to think we might want to do a part two holy war we've did like three questions i know but i i'm afraid of how far our faith may

stray but let's put this out i don't think we're gonna report again until after this is out yeah that's true so let's see what people think yeah what do you think claire i i think holy war part two would be great so we could just we should delve into different maybe religions i agree like daoism or um what's that one that i never understood what it was um judaism judaism no no that's the best one uh well it's like ba ba it starts with a b baha'i baha'i i don't know we're gonna look up some baha'i what is baha'i i don't know that's what we i need i have questions that need answers oh is that bahai felicia i was gonna say i've heard of goodbye okay all right we'll do this again next time okay wait let's listen to the um let's listen

this is by the way this is going to be crazy for you claire because i feel like it's going to be uh so the audio is going to be crazy but this is our call-in segment every week you write in that we answer and of course our recurring segment is that okay Is that okay? Hey, Quarriators. If you have to use a public restroom, there's only one open stall, and there's already a paper cover on the toilet seat.

What are you supposed to do? You're supposed to take it off. Yeah, you take that off. I'm not using a paper cover. No, no, no. That's someone else put there. I'm putting my own paper cover. That's a damn trap.

That's a trap. It has drugs on it, probably. it's the work of the devil yeah when i went to um nashville recently i took an uber from the airport and the uber driver was like they're they're the uber drivers in nashville are extremely chatty in a way they aren't in new york which is a little foreign to me but um he was there were 10 gallon hats they were 10 gallon hats and he was like just a warning to y'all they say y'all there oh my god uh he said drug users will wipe their heroin needles in the toilet paper rolls they'll stick them in and that's how they'll wipe their needles so don't use public toilet paper

because you'll get heroin up your butthole and i was like what the fuck are you talking to be fair that sounds like something a new york uber driver would say if you started talking to him maybe you have to ask do you think that guy would ask do you think he was not wiping his asshole ever in public he's just got like dirty he's got poop all over his butt because he doesn't want to get heroin well it's safety first jeremy you gotta be safe he he brings uh his own toilet paper around everywhere probably just like my cousin my cousin brings her own um wrapped uh straws to restaurants because she does not trust unwrapped straws there's heroin in the straws interesting what would happen if you got heroin in your asshole a good time i'll tell you that

much yeah finally i'm enjoying lunch well you gotta think about like butt chugging that gets you drunk faster, right? I don't think heroin works the same way. You can't just eat heroin. Heroin chugging. You gotta, like, do it. You can't just, like, put it in your butt. People would be doing that for sure. There are people injecting heroin into

their toes. It's because the butt is unavailable. And penis. And not to mention the penis. People are injecting heroin into their penis? Yes. Ever heard of Steven Tyler? I did not know that. That's what Lovin' in Elevator is about. Really?

living it up while we're going down into my penis with the heroin needle? Huh. I never knew that lyric. Yeah, listen to the song again. It was about putting heroin in your penis. Dude looks like a lady? Yeah.

Is the dude a needle? The dude is a needle and the lady is your penis. And the heroin is a lady? Yes. I guess the penis would have to be fit in there somewhere, but you stick your penis in the lady, but it's a...

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I am on a delay And I have the best internet in Los Angeles Actually You got Google Fiber I got Fiber Damn I wish I was you Well my internet's about to be good Cause I'm gonna move soon

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