Quorators - How Does It Feel To Be A Gamer?

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Will I Die If I Cut Off My Penis?  Why are home owners allowed to claim self defense yet burglars aren't? Is it gay for a dude to get a clear coat after a pedicure? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights  https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Let's get bossing. Welcome to Quarators. We're back for another week. It's just the boys, Alex and Jeremy, breaking down the only podcast where we ask, what is Quora? We're going to figure it out. And there has been some criticism that we have not made any progress in finding out what Quora is. No, and in fact, we haven't even really tried to find out. Well, to those people, I'd say this is the week. This is the week we learn what Quora is, which is the true conceit of this podcast.

It's not just a... It's not just two people who read things on the internet. It's not just us going, ha ha, that idiot. Why are you so stupid at the computer? We don't just read... Not like me. People pretending to be dumb and then go, you're dumb. You idiot.

No, we are investigative journalists and we're trying to figure out what Quora is. If you want us to know what Quora is, slam that bell. Slam that bell, dude. You get live updates of what Quora is. Also, we're YouTubers. Yeah, that's our big turn now is we're 17 years old. Important update for the show. Waffles the Cat has managed to fit in his box even though there are plugs right above it.

And it's very impressive that he can squeeze in there. He looks pretty comfy. Because it's a blueberry box, so he is blueberry waffles. Yeah, he's gone blueberry mode. He's straight up Driscoll's now. That's a bit of a blueberry joke for my real fruit heads out there. Any blueberry heads here today? Any fruit ninjas out there?

I can't wait to read all of our berry-themed Quoras this week. Did my Segway there? Did my berries Segway? um we did an oops all berries episode on my other podcast in what sense we just talked about berries oh okay it's not i mean i don't quite remember because i forget every podcast i do as soon as i do it as a producer i can tell that sounds good you know your podcast is uh doing great when you're doing name-based episodes when you come up with a name and then you're like well i guess we have to do that i asked jeremy if this week was master chief week but we said no we're

saving oh yeah we're saving we announced that we're gonna do a master chief week i think so i thought we came up with that on air we're gonna just do master chief questions one week we're gonna do all master but not today not today so if you want that forget i said that because guess who our guest is gonna be on that episode that's right it's sergeant johnson it's sergeant johnson aka what is it master chief no you don't even know his name see this is the kind of thing is like i feel like it's kind of like a like good cop bad cop kind of thing about master the guy who knows so much about master chief and a guy who's just curious and interested master chief and i think he's really cute i wouldn't say i know so much about him but um we did date when

we were in high school his name is john 117 how was he back then he was very nerdy oh my god people People would be like, why are you dating John? And I'd be like, I think he's going to be the Master Chief one day. This is before he was Master Chief. He's kind of quiet and nerdy, but he'll make your calves cramp. This is before they elongated the rest of his body. They just elongated his penis. Thanks, Dr. Catherine Halsey.

You know what? I do know too much. You're right. I went to go do the... First of all, you definitely do. I went to go do the awooga, but then I remembered that is a bonus sound. That's a Patreon-only sound. You must simply pay us $5 to hear the awooga or listen to the teaser.

Luna, are you going to make your first ever appearance on the podcast? My other cat is here, and she's investigating the Pelican case. It's just the boys. Well, it's about time we get into it. Let's play the theme song. Our first segment of the week. We already played it, I think. Oh, wait, wait, no.

Before we do that, you scared Waffles by pulling the wire. You scared him. He jumped out of the blueberry box. Oh, it's taut. It doesn't reach you, does it? It doesn't reach you. It certainly doesn't. You're going to have to scoot half off the couch.

We'll plug that back in. All right. Anyway. Are we going to die? Are we close to death? You know, I can also just read it on the table. Just do your best to read. Use your young eyes.

I am so sorry. This is not professional, folks. All righty. How do we start the show? We do not go right into the playlist. No, we go to Quora.com. We have to start with Last Time on Quora. Last Time on Quora.

creators the question is would kratos from god of war be a gentle lover would he kiss you soft i think he would let's find out these like people doing like gardening across the street can hear us yelling about kratos having sex uh i hope so but uh the thing is i think that that house moved doubt there's a woman i think they're doing gardening no i don't see yeah whatever she's cool she wants to know this she wants to know about kratos um we have one response from rowdy elf who's answered our last like five questions rowdy elf is a listener i think that means you're a listener also they use our signature code word scrambled eggs i really like how little thought went into scrambled eggs i'm glad we didn't think too much about it and we'll never change it no i

don't think we should because i feel like if we thought too much about it we would have picked something worse like quora time or something yeah that's true um this is a real one oh there's a real no scrambled eggs in this one no okay it better be real ethan rewalled if you're listening to the podcast it says on their quora description in-game lore enthusiast and that leads me to believe they would know if kratos is a gentle lover first of all i think the answer is yes we as katie pointed out last week there is that cut scene where in or not the in-game uh uh quick time event yeah and x to come it's a now it was far more complicated than that you had to rotate the sticks to please multiple women in a bathtub i mean and i believe god of war too

no well there's no way of knowing this uh but anyway yeah you had to like really rub those sticks and then it would be like a lady who were like oh and then kratos would be like oh that is how sex is i'm fine i'm blasting the thing is he's never happy so you gotta wonder like what that half a second moment is where kratos is just like i've never been more relaxed he's like smoking a cigarette afterwards it clears your mind was that good for you did you come i love to see him go i'm cool guy kratos got the donald trump meme sunglasses floating down on my eyes because i'm so cool hey take a chill pill

scram it's teen wolf's best friend styles but he's kratos we watched teen wolf last sorry i wouldn't i shouldn't have brought it it's gonna come up and all you need to know is the movie should have been called the teen wolf's friend styles because he is clearly the star of the movie needless to say we can't talk about that okay let's get to read what ethan said ethan says absolutely he has learned a lot about love from his son atreus pause all right this is a very specific moment of kratos does not have a son for those first few games let's break this down so he learns how to be a gentle lover from his son from his son who i guess is just like hugging him very gently all

the time you're a good boy i'm gonna fuck your mom better now i'm learning to listen to women i've noticed the way you kiss papa on his head i'm sitting my gray ass down really makes you think woke kratos uh we're doing all the good bits this is the best episode we've ever done okay so no one's ever dug it his son taught him how to love gently and um but if you're talking about a relationship with him it's going to be really difficult since he had two wives pass away other than that he is hesitant on the amount of other than that giving him he did kill poseidon by ramming his own trident through his esophagus.

But he secretly enjoys it. He secretly enjoys it. According to Ethan. Ethan knows his true heart. Yeah. Ethan is Kratos. Ethan? No, I don't think he is.

I think he is more than this. He went to Kratos University. He doesn't have to be Kratos. I think it is so interesting. All right. So we are queuing into Kratos' trauma. And they are like, well, two of his wives died. He must be sad about that.

This is a man who's murdered 10,000 people. My wives keep dying. I think he may have other trauma outside of love. Sure, PTSD. Why is he gray? Didn't the gods make him gray? Yeah, I don't think he's gray originally, right? Yeah, he's like normal mode.

And then he turns gray and red. Yeah, because he's like this gray... I don't remember. I'm going normal mode. I'm not Ethan, and I'll never be Ethan. Well, let's look on his profile. Yeah, if he has other Kratos questions. Grimlock and Transformers

Braveverse Who is Bulkhead and Transformers He knows all about Transformers Who is Bulkhead, who is Megatron Who is Grimlock Who's stronger, Optimus Prime as the monkey Let me tell you who Grimlock is Why don't you sit your gray ass down

And listen to Jeremy I don't know who Grimlock is I actually do not know You're embarrassing us in front of Ethan Let's see what Grimlock is. Grimlock is one of the most iconic Dinobots in the franchise. All right, I'll let you know. Mostly because he transforms into a T-Rex,

which is a fan favorite for Dino lovers. So I guess there's that. So there you go. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. Thank you, Ethan. Yeah, that's who Grimlock is. Thanks for writing in about Grimlock. Thanks for listening to the podcast.

We've been Quarators. Hey, hit up our Patreon for bonus episodes. Go to our Discord. Check out that. Ring that bell. Ring that bell on YouTube, and good night. And good night, because now, in the nighttime, the playlist can begin. All right, let's do it.

I hit the wrong thing. Welcome to The Quoker, our incel and manosphere segment where we give incels advice on how to navigate their lives. We're two married men, and although we have seen Naruto, we aren't making that our whole thing. I've never seen Naruto. Pause on that. Take the time to watch Naruto. I've never seen Naruto. I've never seen One Piece.

There's so much you could learn about life. He's an orphan, and everyone hates him for it. That's the main message of Naruto. Orphans are bad, and you shouldn't trust them. Most of them probably are. If you could trust them, their parents would be alive. Who's an orphan in media? Batman's an orphan.

Naruto's an orphan. Annie. It's very convenient from a art perspective to make a character and be like, what are their parents like? They don't have any. Don't worry about that. Don't want to write those characters, so they're gone. Yeah, they're actually, they make friends, and those are their parents. This is like in Disney shows.

They always have like a dead parent, and it's like, well, I thought of a good dad. You want more than that? It's distracting. You want a good mom, too? Then the character's going to be too well-rounded. She was killed by Batman's villains. Joe Chill. That's the name of the guy who killed his parents.

Is that true? Yeah, Joe Chill. But isn't he, is he like a supervillain or he's just a villain? No, he's just a guy. And his just name is Joe Chill. In New York, a lot of guys are named stuff like that. A lot of the Batman villains are mobsters. So at one point, Batman writers got really into the Godfather and just started doing the Godfather.

I'm going to add, by the way, that Joe Chill is not a mafia name, but continue. But yeah, I think he works for the Falconis or something. okay now now we're talking now it's about respect it's one of those things that they later on threw in like they were like we gotta we gotta flesh out the guy who killed batman's parents let's call him joe chill okay well it's not master chief week let's answer people's questions our first question first question this is a little more serious than what we've been talking about so let's get into it will i die if i cut off my penis a lot of people asking this now i straight up think yes yeah you probably will because you got so much freaking blood down there if you get

like a boner while you do it too if this gives you a boner to cut it off i assume you're not cutting it off because you don't get boners from that well here's the thing is you you cut it off and you like drag your sword through it or whatever and then you think i'm bad and that's gonna make you rock hard right but it won't because you don't have a penis anymore the way you get rock hard is through blood and the way you get spurred out catchphrase of the show by the way The way you get rock hard is through blood. Don't even try without it. I tried to write a joke about this years ago, but it wasn't very funny.

But I think it's worth bringing up on this podcast. About what? You know how everyone calls penises, everybody does this. They'll say grower versus shower. Everybody is always saying this. Where it's like, if you're a shower, your dick looks small. But then if you get a boner, it looks normal size. Super saiyan theory of change.

Yeah, exactly. We're all on the same page here. It transforms versus just hanging out and you got a big lip sock. I learned that some people, instead of grower versus shower, call it meat dick versus blood dick. Oh, interesting. And I love that. And it sounds like D&D to me. D&D, World of Warcraft terms.

Fucking rules. That is pretty cool. I tried going with a bunch of other ones, but sperm caster. It's too bad that, I mean, I don't think too many people say meat dick versus blood dick. They don't. I think all it takes is one before you're getting written up onto the New York Comedy Club stage. I thought it was so cool. That's all it takes.

Let me tell you. To get taken down. It bombed. Everyone was like, I don't care. Wrong. Fake. Not a real dick term. I just like that blood dick sounds like you have a fucking warlock penis.

Instead of like, I'm not a shower. I have a warlock who uses dark spells so I would not look as small. Yeah, I do feel like it is the grower community who is like, we need better terms for what our thing is. They've got together. Shower sounds way better. Yeah, they kick a guy out because they can see the outline of his penis or his pants. Like, hey, that's a meat dick. Get him out of here.

It feels like too much work because you're already your shower versus grower is the perfect condensed version of what the phenomenon is. One is big and you show people. and then the other one gets bigger and like anything you add on top of that yeah is just more confusing yes i think i literally got him backwards earlier though wow maybe not i don't know whatever take time to learn anyway yeah you'll die shout out to those meat dicks and blood dicks yeah you will die if you cut that off you will definitely die there's a way to do it like uh if if you were like if you have surgery or something or somebody like could bandage you up instantly i think you could be okay or like if you like a cauterize it closed or whatever

but uh yeah you're gonna have a lot of problems yeah because also you gotta pee out of something or you're gonna have toxic shock and die yeah you do gotta pee you know what you gotta pee out of something i've never considered that you gotta pee out of you gotta pee out of something if you could like cut it off to a nub and then poke a hole in the front would that be okay or is that just gonna bleed if you cut it to a knob if this is my riddle if you cut it off and now it's a nub okay and you're like oh shit i'm full of piss you somehow like made it stop bleeding like you cut it with a lightsaber so yeah you cauterize instantly yeah cauterize it and then you poke a hole with like a needle for the for the urine for the urine i think this one's for

the urine i think yeah you'd be fine yeah it's fine so either you die or it's fine you could do that let's see what the people have to say short answer based on the information given yes you will long answer the penis has a tremendous amount of blood flow capacity yes it'd be like severing your femoral artery in your upper leg femoral artery that would be like severing your femoral artery in your upper leg think about how much blood your heart has to keep pumping through there to keep The tissues are engorged during arousal. I know that's right. Now imagine how much blood your heart will be pumping to that area

when your adrenaline spikes due to you performing a sudden traumatic injury to your genitals. Oh, yeah, that would really do it. I'm sorry, I was on the wrong tab. No, it's okay. It also didn't seem like the right moment. With immediate, like within seconds of you lopping your junk off, incompetent first aid, i.e. someone with first aid training who knows what to do for a heavily bleeding wound

and not just put pressure on it, followed by a significant effort by trauma ER personnel, you would likely survive. Alone, probably not. That's a great answer. I really like the put pressure on it one because it's like, that's a great way, like, oh, you're trying to get that girl

to touch your wiener? Cut it off and be like, oh, I got a cut. You have to help me. Put pressure on it. My nub needs pressure. Girls are so tired of hearing that a guy's nub needs pressure. We know you're just trying to get me

touch your nub i got bit by a snake oh a snake is here and bit bit on my hog it thought my hog was running free it thought it was another snake no it's not it's it doesn't work deadly penis guess what you're dead now that's so sad um here's a good answer will i die if i cut off my penis who the hell knows thank you quora.com that could be the response to many of these but we'll keep reading that one why take the risk i suggest that you don't cut off your penis i feel the same way i would love to mock this person the last slide good luck no matter what you decide good luck no matter what you decide out there hey oh man it's ultimately it's your call quora no judgment feel free to cut your dick off or not sit your gray ass down good luck if you decide it's better

to cut your penis off it depends on how much blood you lose i feel like we've really covered the oh this guy says mostly no and he's an entrepreneur you will still be able to pass urine without a penis okay from where okay straight up no one has ever there's no one in the world who has been able to pee who doesn't have a penis that i know but how is he planning on doing it oh well he's using a lightsaber to cut up his penis so that he's poking a hole with a needle does it automatically know to redirect through your butt like a bird and now you just have a cloaca is that what the implication is yeah i guess so or that you just need to poke a hole in the front like getting your ear pierced i think it's like getting your ear pierced it's pretty

much as like getting your ear pierced if you get your penis you can do it once you're like 16 i would say the quaraders official stance on this is do not cut your penis off if you're an impressionable young listener but uh that people on the internet are questioning it hey hit that bell slam that bell you get live notification all right that's the first question oh my god i didn't know this next question was so relevant into the episode yeah i did not know that this was going to be the question it's the theme of the week okay you're ready for this question youtube and uh podcast listeners okay i'm ready how does it feel being a gamer let me tell you it feels fucking great it's nothing better than

i don't know i would love to talk about it we're just underrated it's underrated people don't know it's low-key good i think it's the best game because the most people play it it's got so many guns in it it really does how many guns does it have they rotate them in and out oh what i i know like other games have like 20 or so yeah but fortnite you can do a kamehameha i've heard you can it's dope and it sounds dope i don't play the game um fuck but i am a gamer though and it does feel really good who's the big jacked like guy who the superhero guy who's got Like the blue suit on. Superman.

Oh, yeah. No, it's an anime character. I can't think of his name. Oh, All Might? Yeah, yeah. You can do his punch. What's that? It's just like a big punch?

Yeah. All Might is essentially Superman, so I feel like I was right the first time. What is he from again? He's from My Hero Academia. I hate that I know these things. But how does it feel being a gamer? It feels good. um i feel i wonder if the answers on this are going to be um self self-critical and like well

you know i could have had more skills if i wasn't gaming or if they're just going to be like how's it feel to be the general of the top starcraft army uh let me tell you people don't fucking mess with you when you're a gamer because you know strategy yeah you know hand-eye coordination there are a few things like if you start out young if you get them gaming young i feel like when you when you do things like you operate heavy machinery you learn to drive a car you're like i feel like i'm kind of naturally good at driving the car right like i've done moves in my car where i'm like that was a gamer's skill what move um like a skid rush skid boost sure i remember in high school and uh in retrospect this was a crazy thing to do a car stopped in front of me on the

road and i swerved oh my god onto the sidewalk oh my god which uh now i would just stop and wait for the car to move but at the time i was like no problem speed up and that's a gamer move that's something i learned from mario my friend who drives i definitely tried to skid my parents minivan in high school on like ice for damn which um in retrospect that's not a car that's dangerous it's a rolling car yeah not a good idea that's a rolling style car we've had we had you know we yelled tokyo drift or whatever and oh yeah watch that for the first time recently by the way it's good it's good it's good as hell not as good as fucking teen wolf it had well it's not a competition okay well okay here's the thing anyway how does it feel being a gamer i'm in i work as a

professional gamer and um uh-huh it feels really good professional gamer is there's an asterisk after that one and it's a magazine it is a magazine i have a high score at magazine editing parody of a magazine i don't even like video games the truth yeah he thinks they suck i don't really play them that often but he is a gamer though i am because once you're a gamer you're always a gamer it's in it's in you for life after that um all right let's it's like the mark of cane anyway what do the people say this year something funny has happened to me to happen sorry it has happened to how i feel about being a gamer the my oldest son is 12.5 years old and likes to game like me i have playstation plus so what i am playing shows up under the screen name my son

good purchase of playstation plus it's free games every month shout out to our friends at sony you make wonderful products we are sponsored by sony by sony i don't know if we can legally say that i we are legally sponsored by sony what are they gonna do about it we're sponsored by sony hey what would credo sound like when he busts oh sony wants you to know send in your audio to fucking jim ryan at sony.com yeah so 12.5 huh that's a good that's a good uh integer of child my son has friends at school uh he has added his friends to my playstation account they play minecraft and overwatch together under my account i recently learned from my son that i've become a legend around his school

when his friends log on and see my my name playing final fantasy 15 skyrim skyrim i said skyrim they're playing skyrim they're playing skyrim uh metal gear solid 5 gta 5 dragon age inquisition world of final fantasies etc and ask if he is playing and he replies that it's his mom their minds are fucking blown this is a gamer mom of four i have become the coolest mom ever to his friends dude your mom plays fucking skyrim she's not playing dragon age zero is she that's kind of a slow roll takes 20 hours to get into it holy shit dude your mom plays final fantasy 15 she is the patience of a mother of four that's great i i think like i i know i've lots and lots of people do this but like to have to like take care of a young child and then like find time to play final

fantasy that's commitment you gotta a lot of these games don't feel like unwinding they feel like a job you're clogging some of these games are so fucking long yeah and they're so tense and you really have to be you have to have the training of a gamer that's you because you're playing persona 5 which is like 10 000 hours that's right um but it's really putting me in the mindset of a uh mercurial exchange student which is the experience i'm looking when you finish that game you should get like a japanese high school diploma i have so many girlfriends and half of them are kind of doing pedophilia to me but it's just so right because your teachers will date you right your teachers will date you there's a there's this one character in persona

five who is a doctor who has been shunned from the medical community and does experiments on you and i believe you can date her i'm not a hundred percent sure on that but i think if you just keep banging out she's like you got a good heart that's like what the true give you drugs that's what the true open world experience is like people just want a game where you can romance every character yeah it's true it's not like real life all those flowers or climb a hill they want to romance the science experiment lady they want to fall in love with the science woman and that's how it feels to be a gamer is to be universally loved yeah and also when you get you steep yourself in that experience then it feels uh bad the moment literally anything isn't tailored to your

exact specifications and you freak out in a public situation i think that's how a lot of this uh internet stuff comes to be um i'm trying to see what else oh my god gamers write so much gamers are so good at click clack um on the keyboard you know what i mean do they love click clack clack clack clack clackity clackity i have a lot of thoughts i would write my core answers with a fucking dual shot controller. Oh, yeah. I'd have a wave bird. I would

hit ZR to send a good response. That's the wireless GameCube controller. Yeah. Sick. Pretty dope. Pretty fucking cool, dude. Do you ever get good at the

four button, four face button style typing that you used have to do like i had a psp and i got good at surfing the internet on it and now i can really queue up like a username pretty fast on those wow what's the fourth circle yeah it's like triangle squares x circle oh sure yeah sure because you know it's a lot easier when every button has a letter on it and you type with those this is very boring but i wanted to brag about that in a public setting you know what drives me crazy is apps apps that have alphabetical keyboards make me so mad Oh, yeah.

Big time. If that was like a club comic, that would be my big closer. These fucking apps. Hey, let me ask you, what's your favorite kind of keyboard? QWERTY. If you're not using QWERTY, you're gay. That would be my big closer. If you want to be relatable on a broadband,

it does have to be the direction it's headed. Is there another good gamer answer? I think the biggest difference between being a gamer and having quote or sorry parentheses nearly any other hobby is the rate at which the medium is improving i mean things that are being done right now vr total environmental destruction nemesis system have would have been impossible 10 years ago sure if you watch modern films the special effects might look better but they can't do anything completely different to what was capable in the 70s have you seen avatar the way of water yes they invented a planet they invented a planet

they invented the whale who has trauma and he doesn't tell you about his they invented a whale that has trauma you could not do that in the 70s he has things in his past he's ready to move on from in the 70s they wouldn't understand he would just be like i killed people i'm a whale is the new film whale killer and also back in the 70s and this is how it was we know as old heads uh you would just name the movie whale killer and uh then it would be about that it wouldn't have to dude in the fucking way of walking in the 80s they would just put two words together and see what happens we're really teen wolf we tried to we had a moment for a start we're like we're not even gonna talk about people his girlfriend's name is boof her name is boof and it doesn't

say what that's short for and she plays one-on-one basketball with his dad she comes over when he's not there to hoop it up with his dad yeah and the dad's just like hey how's it going scotty i was just playing basketball with this girl you're friends with. I'm just rocking it with Boof. You better walk her home. You gotta fuck Boof. It implies that his mother was murdered with a gun. Yeah, it does. But

then never elaborates on that? I don't know. She was stealing chickens. What did Boof have to do with that? Also, what do you think Boof is here for? And is it Boof Aliano? These are the questions I had about Boof. Alright.

From now on, Teen Wolf is not gonna come up all right we all know wolves what if one was a teen what if one was young and he played basketball what if the whole deal was just the guy became a wolf and it made everyone want to fuck him yeah everybody instantly has to stop what they're doing in high school because it's wolf time but not a wolf like in the way you know one like just like a cool athlete just like a guy who's hairy and does flips is what a wolf is they're not like dogs really Why is he a wolf? Shut the fuck up.

That's unimportant. Just suck his dick. Literally just have sex with him. He's a sexy wolf. Can I have sex with you as a human? No. And then there's one guy who knows he's a wolf and keeps trying to like fight him. And it's like, he's a wolf.

You know this won't go well for you. He's literally a wolf who can play basketball. They put him in a play because he's a wolf. That doesn't even make sense. it makes less sense than the basketball thing being a wolf makes them better at being in a play that's how cool it is to be a wolf i think being a wolf is a metaphor for something but it's like very flexible and unclear what kind of puberty but not really because they do the fucking spider-man thing before any spider-man movie ever came out they just say with great power comes great

responsibility and it's like well what responsibility it's like i don't know dude you gotta fuck women as a wolf you have to because they demand it it's your responsibility to go wolf mode propagate your seed among the human folk high school was so different in the 80s uh anyway what's like being a gamer no we're done with the gamer question we this went on way too long this is this now this is another so to remind you we are in the incel category uh this is a question we've been recording for three minutes i believe it i believe it because i'm having so much fun the question is is it gay for a dude to get a clear

coat after a pedicure um now this is structurally a joke it's pride month the also happy pride and game on to my gay gamers. But in addition, this is a joke because the clear coat is a misdirect and then pedicure is a punchline. Do you think this is someone making a joke? Or do you think it's someone being genuine? No, I think this is a joke

because of the structure of it. But I also would like to answer it as a sincere question. What is a clear coat? I think that's just like... We are so ill-prepared for this now that we're getting into it. i think it's just like any woman on why did i not do this one with katie that would have been

so easy i know without we'll never know what a clear coat is i think it's just like if instead of it's just clear nail polish it's like it's just like a protective oh it's like a it's like a freaking jimmy hat for your nails i'm thinking a straight guy talk for nails so it's like a kind of rubber so you kind of wrap it on there like a dong bag so when your nails come it's like a dong bag for your fingers yeah so that's pretty much what it is and it just keeps it from chipping i believe but yeah you're saying the joke is that the pedicure is the more traditionally feminine thing like you're saying like the joke is a pedic the question the normal question would be is it gay for a dude to get a pedicure but the joke version is is it gay for a dude to get a clear

coat after a pedicure is it gay for a guy to have a milkshake after sucking cock exactly punched up version exactly uh although maybe you know culture has just moved so far and happy pride and uh maybe gen z is out there and the male the young men are getting pedicures but they do feel a little insecure about getting the clear clear coat they're like what's the line here yeah because if you were really an alpha you would just raw dog your pink nails sure yeah um i don't know i think it seems like a good thing anyway people are gonna be furious at this in the comments so let's read what they are no i mean in the question i think we've been clear that you could do whatever you want and it's gay or not gay whatever you want to do is fine hey as long as you get the

high score at the game of your let me tell you whether you're gay whether you're straight just make sure to slam that bell freaking ring it i want to hear that when i go to sleep yeah dude uh like a fucking church yeah it should be like a church this podcast this podcast is my church because i swear i go to pray every sunday dude okay it's saturday chris uh yeah but it's a jewish podcast yeah it's a jewish podcast okay it's a jewish church it's one of those jewish churches where you pray to jewish god take me to jewish church it's a new song i'm working on if we were like a terrible like jewish weird al cover band and we did take me to temple we'd make a million dollars and i have been trying to think of like new angles for it take me to temple and

i'll have a bagel with rocks and people are like yes it's out yeah you can just hear kratos Just busting miles away. There's like 50,000 people in the audience screaming like it's the Beatles. We are going to make so much money in 2016. I cannot wait. Take me to Temple for the least. Chris Woodruff, who studies Spanish in college. I forget what our podcast is.

We're trying to learn what Quora is. yeah um the question erroneously equates femininity with homosexuality oh makes you think heterosexuals often perceive homosexual men as less masculine but homosexual men come in all varieties and forms of masculinity there are the harley biker types as well as the queens and everything in between like this guy's like here's a list of types of gay people yeah this is this is like oh you must not know of the wild pokemon like status of gay people let me list all 100 water types. Everyone knows that Harley biker

types can defeat queens, but twinks can defeat Harley biker types. If you find an Eevee-style gay man, you can evolve him into many different evolutions. A man who cares for his appearance, be that with a pedicure or without clear-colored... Whatever. We know the answer to this. We know all about

that. There's all kinds of types. And you gotta catch them all. We're all learning. He says he might be a bit gay if you have a male pedicurist. That's an interesting caveat there. And ask him for a happy finish afterwards. I don't know about that.

Why? Oh, no, he's saying if you have sex with the pedicure. They're saying, yeah, get the guy to jack you off. It's gay if you get your pedicure and then fuck your guy. That is actually objectively true. That's what happens in the Kratos style quick to it. Quick time event at the pedicurist. Thank you for my beautiful coat.

Is this gay? And the pedicurist is like, no, dude, you got to like learn to. I mean, it can be if you're gay. And he's just like, I just don't know what to do. My son taught me how to kiss. All my wives keep dying. So I figured maybe there's a reason. I'm looking to branch out.

why are your hands covered in blood don't touch them put a clear coat over the blood send us in your pictures of kratos with beautiful feet yeah um i think we're kind of done with these yeah everyone's trying to be funny we've covered yes and no it's not being funny a lot of pictures of guys feet with beautiful nails so if you would like to look at feet go to quarry.com i don't think we should put it i'm not gonna find all the ones it's just like a hassle for me also we don't need to put foot foot porn on our fucking podcast well we could okay oh yeah this is just one i thought was interesting so this has been the doc for a long time jeremy has he he kind of has like quarries that he's learned from and have

helped him grow as a man and so this one while it is in the insult category is very interesting and it's called what is that life hack that you think everybody should know yeah i wrote this down i honestly don't remember it i just remember that it's about the bathroom i think the logic is that incels they're always looking for hacks to to procreate to finally have sex because they're so desperate and they need a hack they can't just do like the normal they can't do it they're low scoring asking a lady yeah they have to get fucking uh aim bots yeah they gotta turn on having sex yeah okay so what's this one okay uh always take the first stall in a public bathroom i learned this trick wait what happened there uh i think i started to stop that i was looking for

i learned this trick while taking a dump at a local sandwich shop and reading a sign on the wall that stated this fact i wondered if it was true so i did some research and sure enough statistics show that choosing the first bathroom stall is most likely to be the least used and also the cleanest what this is due to a psychological wear those babies out this is due to a psychological phenomenon called centrality preference centrality preference is a general rule that causes humans to prefer items in the middle rather than on the extreme ends in the case of bathrooms humans are more likely to choose the middle stalls which makes them the dirtiest i started using this trick and the results shocked me time and time again the first stall has turned out to be squeaky clean

compared to the others so yeah there you go yeah and if you're not sure of how it is uh in comparison you have to go from stall to stall and see how each of them looks yeah there you go but yeah that's that's really interesting i will just dive right in that baby here's the thing is stall close the door the person who has to really like bust out a loaf they're kicking that one in because they ran to the bathroom like, oh, oh, I'm going to shoot it out. And then they have to pick the closest one. So that one's going to get used in that situation.

So do you think that we can... In frequency, I think that happens less. Do you think that we could formally put out a disagreement with the centrality preference theory with our bust a loaf theory? Where it's like the higher percentage of guys trying to bust a loaf. Which really messes up the toilet.

Which messes up the toilet far more than someone who has time to consider which stall they want. Yeah, it sounds like a monsoon season in there. Yeah. With all the loaves raining down. So guess what? You've gone, oh, fewer people are using this one, but they're using it a lot more because they're blasting fucking shit all over it. In the first one. Because of all the shit they blast.

So consider that, incels. We've been sitting on this one. Much like you'd be sitting on the toilet When you blast that loaf You know what, I'll say what I wrote in the doc Which is that it's not that funny But it is genuinely a little bit interesting And that's enough for me

And that's enough for me, baby That's the end of our incel segment How much time have we done on this podcast? We did a great job there I'm getting a phone call Which goes through the mixer That's a good feeling Oh, don't worry, it's just a robot

Can we answer it? No, I'm not. I already turned it off. Okay. Would that have been weird if it went through? Can we take calls on this podcast and it goes through? Who should we call? I don't know.

Should we call Alyssa? That would be weird. Well, I'm just trying to think of a safe person to call. Well, it is interesting to just think that you could call anyone on that. It opens up a new Cranky Anchors style. I know. We could call anyone. If we ever have a question where we're like, you know who would have a great answer for this?

Our comedy friend. Oh, yeah. I guess doesn't really. Let me get John Oliver up here. You know who would have a great answer to this? My friend Kratos. Who is it? Stop calling this number.

You know when Kratos picks up the phone, he's yelling. Boy. Boy. What is it, boy? These robots are ringing me up. Oh, so we have a new segment next, which means we need new music. Oh, yeah. So go to the YouTube Music Studio.

YouTube Studio Library. We're going to find... So we've been taking questions of this mode and putting them into other segments, but it's time that we branch out and really make this its own space, and that is the new segment, Quilosophy, for all your philosophical questions.

What do you think I should look for? Sound effects or music? Oh, music. Okay, and then we want to look for... What is the mood of philosophy? Angry, bright, calm, dark, dramatic, funky, happy, inspirational, romantic, sad. I'm going to lead towards funky in all of these situations.

Yeah, I was going to say inspirational. Inspirational is good. Let's hear it. Okay, click inspirational. This is the song Crops. Hey, welcome to the freaking Quilosophy, dude. It's the college campus. I've got my guitar, and we're learning about all sorts of stuff.

Hey, hack me the sack. I can't listen to this anymore. Okay, so you don't like that one, then. I like all of them. They're fine. I don't know. none of them sound like really like give me another one hey you ever wonder what it's like what would happen if you cut your penis off is it ethical to chop your hog in half is it gay to get

a clear coat after pedicure welcome to courators we're the only podcast that's willing to answer such questions as my kid was caught playing roblox so i shot him in the face am i a bad mom We're sponsored by Sony. We represent them on a legal basis. That was fun, but I don't know if it's quite the one. No. This one's called Island Dream. Okay, I have high hopes for this.

This sucks. This is the least philosophical out of all of them. This is just we're on vacation. I hate this. I'm totally checking out listening to this. Future Glider. I feel like for this one it should have a German accent for some reason. Future Glider.

Welcome to Quarators. Take wing. All right, do one more. All right, find a good one. All right, let's do a hip-hop one. Let's do Squad of BTV. That is not what I expected. Slow build.

I did not expect it to sound like a nursery rhyme. Yeah, we're kind of the poets of the street, and we're asking questions only thug poets ask. this is blackberry k2 there's another hip-hop philosophy one well they're inspirational hip-hop they're not really philosophy we didn't even put the word in so i know this guy slink is good my other podcast i was gonna say is this a word my other podcast uses this song by him and as our actual theme song i know that he makes good ones okay well this is dr momentum How many songs are we going to listen to for the philosophy segment?

This fucks. Is Kratos a gentle lover now? Okay, that's enough. Let's do the question. Welcome to philosophy. I don't know which one of those we picked, but we'll get back to you on that. How can you tell if someone is really in an African prison and needs money to get out? This is good.

because in today's go-go society, you're going to get robot calls. You're going to get letters from your African uncle saying you're a prince and that they're in prison and they need money. And how can you tell which ones are for real for real? Is this a thing that happens anymore? I feel like I haven't gotten an African prince.

I've gotten an email from an African prince. Really? Recently? Like a year or two ago, yeah. Really? It really stood out to me because I was like, this is the meme. This is like the joke. they they get one they did a good joke about in the fight of the concords like 15 years ago yeah

that's how old the format is and then i think it's tried and true because people like feel like they want to help a stranger right uh for a reward and that the the problem is just that story is played out people know it's a scam for money so uh but the question is what if it wasn't scam for money and somebody is stuck in africa and they need your help um but so i've never heard of prison if you see well but it would be a good one it would be but i wonder if this is a person mishearing prince oh because they sound so similar mishearing oh i thought you said princeton okay well now i feel pretty stupid when you put it like that i think it's the same scheme right No, yeah, it is.

So, yeah, you should look for an official stamp from the prison. Look for their prison stamp. Yeah, I think most prisons, they let you email strangers asking for money and offering a reward, right? That's a normal prison activity. Well, you know how in America you get a phone call? I imagine in Africa, you get 1,000 emails. For some reason, they give you an official Japanese seal on a letter. Yeah, so call the prison and be like, hey, this guy says he's a prince.

Hey, do you really have this prince in there? And what crime did he do? Let him go! Because I want to know. Well, yeah, I guess if he's offering you money, maybe you don't even want to know. You're like, don't tell me the crime. I just want the cash.

He'll get back to me when he gets out. Unfortunately, he's been put in prison for email scams. The first response to this is by a man named Danny Perfect, which is a... We'll be the judge of that. Baller-ass Quora username. If they were in an African prison, they wouldn't be contacting you.

I have yet to see a prison that allows long-distance phone calls. Well, I'm sure there's a way to do it. The cost of the phone call alone for a long-distance prison, say 10 minutes, 10 minutes long from an African prison, that that would probably be a couple hundred bucks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So the thing in America where you get one phone call, you can't do long distance? I don't know. This is very interesting. I've never considered that, that it's only domestic.

They don't want to pay the fee. We're killing ourselves with these long-distance phone calls. I guess if you're abroad in the U.S. and you get arrested, that would fuck you up, I guess. You get deported. Yeah. So then why do you need a non-domestic phone call? I guess to call someone who could maybe send you $2,000, get you out of African prison. Right.

I guess that's fair. We all know the classic email about a prince that's been misheard and put in as prison. Yeah, I mean, look, it's happened to everybody. It could be you. It could be me. But Danny Perfect's here to set the record straight. Cosmo, he's just saying it's too expensive. It's too expensive, these long-distance calls.

I don't think that makes any sense. The guy's a prince. And he spent five years in prison. And he just needs a little bit of money. I'm saying Danny Perfect's, like, thing was, like, he's a, like, prison. A lot of these people are CPOs or retired prison guards. And they're meeting online for the worst forum that the internet has ever put together. Oh, this is a good one.

This is genuinely good advice. You can't. It's a scam. But if you really want to know for sure, fly to African and visit them. Just fly to African. But don't tell them what flight you're on, or you'll be kidnapped and held for ransom as soon as you leave the airport. That is an interesting twist at the end I did not see coming. It's a good clue.

You'll be kidnapped and held for ransom if you go. I don't know where in Africa you're going. It's a whole continent. Has this come up on this show before? I'm not saying go to Africa. I was going to African. Take me to African. Take me to temple.

Saturday. What a day. All right, let's see. It can be difficult to determine if someone is really in an African prison, needs money to get out, especially if you're communicating with them online. You're telling me. He has five warning signs.

Number one, urgent request for money. Number two, request for payment through unconventional means. Like what? Wire transfers. Money orders, cryptocurrency. Tie a $100 bill to a pigeon's foot. If they ask you for money, but they say a normal way, then it's probably legit. It's probably for real.

Yeah, if they say like Venmo me. Number three, poor grammar and spelling. Dumb people cannot be real. no if you're dumb you won't be arrested think about it think about that number four lack of verifiable information number five request for personal information and those are all just true oh yeah don't give don't give these african prisoners your social security number immediately sending them my social immediately as soon as they're like i'm in prison i'm like hello don't give them 108-325-438 you love saying your social on here you love it have i done that in the past

I believe once you have. You love giving it out. Don't worry, we'll believe that. We'll keep Jeremy safe. Do not want Jeremy to be impersonated. It's not my real one, but now you know that that's not my real one. So you can use that to cross it. If I do this bit enough times, you can cross off enough social securities off the list.

How many times would you have to do it before they find it? At least four. That's true, at least four. All right, let's do the next one. joe biden gender answer that's a good point at least three uh all right the next one of these you're gonna love this uh okay this one's bold so i almost put this in five quo okay this is from ace on discord join the discord if you want to talk about discord stuff send us your chorus it's called discord we put emojis in there people are loving it's more fun than other discord we

found out most people are from west texas howdy so howdy to all our quora they like quora's big howdy y'all ring that large bail this question okay is why are homeowners allowed to claim self-defense yet burglars aren't and i have not heard of a burglar claiming self-defense but it could be because they're not allowed uh yes i did shoot this man to death but after i broke into his home he was wielding a gun i am trying to think of a situation i mean cops do this sometimes remember that there's a famous case where the woman like uh kicked down a guy's door and shot him in his own house and then was like oh i meant to go in a different house oh my god and that kind of worked

as self-defense because she was in the police, but normally you can't do that. Police officers often just go into people's houses and kill people. Yeah. I mean, that's just a known thing. Well, you never know if it's like time to gank. As a gamer, you gotta gank.

Game on, gamers. Game on, gamers. Are cops gamers? Are cops gamers? No, they're not allowed to be. That is a quarrel we should search for after this episode is done. Or just ask it.

Are cops gamers? back to this burglars you can shoot a lot of dogs in the last of us part two uh that's to make everyone feel welcome why are homeowners allowed to claim self-defense yet burglars aren't i think this is specifically designed to enrage i think so gun guys and let's see if it works neil foster six years in military says and a black belt he says yeah black belt self-taught you can ask the same question about a mugger when it turns out self-taught sounds like a fucking joke are you kidding me this is just like danny mcbride character i'm good at this i'm getting the highest belt to be fair i think you you had

add a little dyslexia on that because it's taught self-defense oh yeah should i not have called you out because it is funnier that it's self-taught no you're right i'm stupid it would be funny to invent your own style but like you start with the black belt you move to the white one I watched enough YouTube videos. While you were out partying, I studied the fist. I'm owned and I'm triggered. You can ask the same question about a mugger where it turns out his victim can fight back.

All caps. Either way, it is a very stupid, ignorant question. Do you expect the homeowner to just bend over and take it up the ass? The burglar, like a mugger, is the aggressor. They initiated to attack. An aggressor can has no right to defend themselves. An aggressor can has no right.

No, right. There's a picture of, I think, the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket saying, Christ on a crutch. It must physically hurt to be that stupid. And then there's a watermark so you can remember. MemeCreatorApp.com. The watermark does not say Full Metal Jacket. Did we upvote that?

We did. Yeah, we did. I didn't do it. Christ on a crutch. Yeah, well, I thought it was a good answer. I like it. All right, I'm just making sure I didn't do it subconsciously. uh yeah but honestly christ on a crutch it must physically hurt to be that stupid it must

physically hurt to be that it must physically hurt uh chris wren who is a veteran says burglary is a crime obviously a person has the right to feel safe in their own home and burglars don't seem to realize this yeah that's true that's one thing i would change about burglars if i had my or others is they need to consider what it's like to be burgled. They really do. Walk a mile in their shoes and then decide if you should steal them. Think for

a second. Take off your burglar boots and put on some flip-flops because you're walking around your house. Therefore, a homeowner has every right to defend their home and property, and though hopefully we don't actually have to use our firearm, we're a weapon. It's not like we are mind readers who know if this person or person

is going to harm our family. I'm not a You have to kill them. They're breaking into my house. Oh, my God. I'm not a freaking fortune teller. I have to kill. I'm not. Oh, my God.

I have the bloodlust. Is my house Twin Peaks? No, I don't have supernatural powers. I just am surrounded by guns. All I have is a handgun and a shotgun. All I have is my smashing hammer. All I have is my war hammer. Shouts out to the episode we did with

Django Gold Callback Go listen to that Oh and also Justin Wang Those are the two We talked about that on Callback Yeah but honestly burglars have no right

To do that Which is so fucked up Wasn't the question why Yeah why Yeah The answer is because they're burgling Because they are breaking the law. All right.

Well, then open and shut case then. This is a burglar's rights podcast. We are advocating for burglars to have more rights to self-defense. Know your rights as a burglar. You can steal up to three things. Put in your tricky hands a law book so that you can put it into your sack. Yeah. Your Santa-style sack you use.

Hey, how about you steal some knowledge on how to protect yourself as a burglar? That's what I'm talking about. let's end on a good one how much time have we done we've done one hour wow I just felt that that's huge for us

alright let's do one more I'm like low key very attuned to time and it's flows let's um do you want to do one forbidden knowledge

do you want to do this last one yeah just pick a good one okay this is our final one this is forbidden knowledge I have a question for you Quora listeners okay

who would win in a fight between Freddy Krueger and Anubis from Egyptian mythology. Is that how you pronounce that? Anubis. Anubis. Anubis.

Anubis. Anubis. Hey, get rid of your old bus. That's how I would pronounce it if I were the announcer from Smite, the video game. It's a gamers podcast for gamers by gamers. Hey, man, it's gamer hour on Quarators. Time to select Anubis. Who would you pick in Freddy Krueger versus Anubis?

Who is Anubis? What's his deal? who is anubis um he's a big dog and he grows tall he's also a league of legends is he a dream guy god of funeral funerary rights protector of graves and he's kind of like uh hades but for dogs he's got a dog you know what this guy reminds me of actually yeah teen wolf that's interesting you say i think they're very different if you read around on the core they're gonna get into why he's not like teen well first of all not a teen

10,000 years old people are very excited to answer this I'm just going to tell you right now no one's going to come out for Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger is like a disgraced pedophile who cannot materially form himself anymore

did you just come out for Freddy Krueger Anubis is an Instagram model he's also a dog he's got a cool hat and he gets really big depending on what video game you're playing him in the thing about anubis that no one ever brings up is that he's like the rarest pupper preach he's like a freaking doggo god yeah he's a good boy and he's as old as the sun he will bring you to the underworld imagine getting brought to the underworld and you're

like who's the freaking rare pupper look at this floofer right now i've gotten past cerberus so who is this pupper all right i forgot well that guy's greek right yeah that guy's low-key greek though he's not like other dogs um anyway let's read a bit okay so this person is talking about it like i don't know like the egyptian god anubis is a uh he's simping please tell me what i'm saying how to say it correctly i'm sorry but it's anubis anubis is that i mean i say that because i've been playing him in video games we can look this up you keep going on websites that are not quora and it is not what we do here jeremy but look you're such a bad boy i have a bad boy you're like a teen wolf all right ready um so we're on google anubis yep anubis anubis

thank you i can practice it i've never seen someone have trouble with this one before anubis yeah yeah well it just shows how little about egypt and and it's gods you know i know dude and i've well i didn't fucking watch all the yugioh cartoons recently i bet he comes up all the time i wonder if he comes up all right whatever who cares uh no one cares about that tell us about anubis wiley fox trickster who's been watching horror movies for more than half my life says freddy krueger fighting this guy and there's a picture of anubis and he's like fucking jack he's chiseled from stone he looks like a photoshopped version of the rock yeah i'd I'd love to do a quick time event with this dog.

In character, Freddy would never, ever provoke a god. He kills teenagers and fights the occasional killing machine. Freddy would turn tail and run from Anubis. But that answer is no fun, so I'll humor this. When does he fight a killing machine? I've seen a lot of Nightmare on Elm Street. He fights Jason. So that's like, Jason's pretty much a god.

Yeah, he is basically a god. They're both undead monsters. He's been to space. Yeah, he does cool stuff. Let's say for some reason, Freddy does go after Anubis and he's sleeping. Anubis is having a nice little nap and Freddy, a dream demon, pops in. Anubis finds the thought of a lowly demon challenging him to be laughable and says so to Freddy. Freddy, not wanting to take this insult from an overgrown dog, uses his control in the dream world to try to hurt Anubis and put this bad dog to sleep for good.

The god lets him to see what Freddy can do to see if he's worthy of being acknowledged as a formidable foe. But Anubis, being a powerful Egyptian god, shrugs these attacks off and wipes the floor with Freddy, disappointed with the lack of power. There was so much detail in this entire story until I got to wipes the floor with. And then it's like, then we all know what happens. He hits him with his mighty staff. He punches him in the face, rocks him. He probably shoots that big beam out of his mouth that he does in Smite. Anubis wakes up from his nap and drags Freddy with him

in which he casually slaps him around for a bit before bringing Freddy to a higher demon let's say Pinhead and tells him to control the quote trash Pinhead is in this? I love this movie yeah dude freaking Pinhead's in it and he wants to play a game wait no that's Saw

yeah he brings him to Saw actually because of how bad he is being in the hopes that he'll become better can I ask you this is Jigsaw a gamer? yeah he's always He's always asking people to play. He's playing games. He's always looking for a squad.

He's actually a designer, which is a really interesting field. That's true. Is Jigsaw a game developer? Right in. What does that mean? We got any other in-depth answers on this? Let me set the thing to answers. I really enjoyed that first one.

Me too. More sexy pictures of Anubis. I will write about Anubis and let you judge, question mark. Okay, thank you. Anubis is a god whose job is to protect the graves. It's a guy dead to the underworld, plus funerary rights. Can I add, this person lives in Egypt. Oh, yeah, 1900 to present.

Making them more qualified. Is this person 123 years old? That's right. That's dope. They know Anubis. Oh, wait, that's actually just how long they've lived in Egypt. Yeah, so they might have lived. If it's like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure situation,

it could be even older than that. Now, if you think that this is an easy task, then think again, because ancient egyptian care very much about the afterlife and their tombs so if you were hearing what anubis doesn't go i could my fucking kid could do that i could do that big deal guess what there's a lot of care that goes into it it's it's a lot more complicated than that and i think the fact that he is in charge of the process of shepherding you through death makes freddy's blasphemy of haunting dreams kind of like an interesting foil there because the other answer

was very much locked in the hierarchy of a god is higher than a low-level demon. So this is where this guy says too, though. He goes, so they will only trust a powerful god for this task. Yeah. Much like Heimdall, who was the sole protector of the Bifrost. And then a picture of Heimdall. But specifically

Idris Elba. Yeah. Now, who you think Freddy Krueger can stand a chance? Now, who you think Freddy Krueger can stand a chance? Well, thank you for that one. I'm pretty sure you are not really. Even more pictures. This one looks like it's from League of Legends yeah well he's a

cool guy who gets really big the League of Legends Anubis is called Nasus but he is just Anubis I mean he's a dog he's a dog I mean he's a dog who wears the hat and he is the same kind of dog it's definitely the same guy and by guy I mean

Anubis the dog god of the afterlife I like this guy's answer he says what's Freddy gonna do kill him Anubis is the god of death if you kill him he'll just laugh at you all right and then the fight would start and the fight would start well we're gonna have to end it there i'm too worked up all right let's uh let's ask a question do you want to ask

if cops can be gamers oh yeah can cops or do you want to do a better one um no i don't want to do a better one the question is uh can cops be gamers is there a good qualifier to have on this I think this is enough to have people be like... It's open-ended. It could be good. People might be like, yes! Yeah. We haven't gotten yelled at in a while. Hey, if you want to answer this one

and talk about all the fun ways that a cop could be a gamer, throw in scrambled eggs. Throw in scrambled eggs. I think there's a lot of fun comments to be had here, so drop them on the Quora. And we'll read them, and we'll chuckle to ourselves. We might read them. We're not going to read them next week

because we're recording that episode in one hour. That's correct. But first, it's hoagie time, bitches. Thanks for listening. Bye-bye. Do not fucking answer me, chat GPT. Fuck off. And question everything.