Quorators - Husband and Wife w/ Chris James

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How can I let others look at my wife in a bikini? When I go to a beach or fishing with her in a bikini all the men there keep looking at her. What does a husband really expect from a wife? What would you do if your husband got your mom pregnant? --- Listen to Chris' podcast, Guys: With Bryan Quinby Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Do you guys do video? We do video, but it's usually in my living room where we're just on like a couch. But am I on video? Yes, you're on video. Is that okay? Yeah, clean up all your shit, man. Do you want to clean your whole house?

No, no, I'm okay. You want to go and just change your lifestyle? Yeah. I've gotten Cornholio mode, so it doesn't really matter. It's so funny. Claire is like the opposite. I feel like every time we put Claire on camera,

she's like, have you seen this part of my house? i was hiding stuff from you guys but we could put this on youtube i feel very vulnerable they can see my crouching tiger hidden dragon poster yes a movie i've seen literally one time and thought it was pretty cool it's your favorite fucking movie it's how you got into violence it's how i got into running across buildings or whatever they do yeah it made you the athlete you are today we're recording live from jeremy's bedroom that may you may notice our comfy sound that we have um welcome to the show everybody it's uh another week here at the quaraders podcast and chris we're gonna play the theme

song i don't know that it will come through for you but we're playing it in one second i'm gonna play the song okay oh it's coming through at the sound of the robot we're back for another week of quarators america's premier quora based podcast hello how's it hanging hello it's a little bit low and on the internet folks it's another week we're back it's alex jeremy and claire the full crew here today Quarrior's weather report, slightly rainy, a little gray. But you know what? That's just another October day.

Wow, that rhymed. That's right. That was really sweet. We got a hell of a guest here for you today. It's for any fans of guys out there, the animal, the spirit, you know, just any kind of guy you might see, you're going to know this old gem. It's from the Guys podcast. We have host Chris James here.

Chris? Hey, thanks for having me on. i'm no i'm the other guy from the guys podcast the i'm known as the normal one normal guy alert yeah you're like yeah i'm just like i think it's going to be helpful i don't know i don't know how who you guys have had on in the past but i think it's going to be helpful for having me on to sort of react to some of this just sort of as an everyman kind of everyman's perspective on it kind of like oh this is kind of i think how most normal people would feel we're hoping having you on equates the show uh more with regular folk right because we're looking

for more of a broad band we've had mostly freaks on it's just been freaks i didn't want to say it but i saw the guest list and i thought yowzers this is a real real motley crew you're the joe the plumber i just thought what an awful group i'm just thinking now of how many of my friends have surely been on the podcast saying negative stuff about no i but in all seriousness i do feel like i'll be the most normal guest that you've ever had yeah i kind of feel like on your show you're kind of like the calvin to brian's hobs do you find that to be the dynamic calvin is the one who's real yes he's real and he's not a uh an animated tiger who is also like a dream manifestation i used to love calvin and hobs i used to um i used to have all of those

books and i really liked it i don't know why though like in hindsight i could never explain to you i could never tell you one of the ones i liked or what it was about it that i liked i guess i found it funny but i'm not really even sure it's one of those weird things where like at the time i remember thinking like this is a hoot but you look back on it and the panel will just be like a boy and his pet lying in the snow and they'll be like you know we're all angels in the end and that's the whole comic i guess it was like i was young enough that it was enough that it was just this boy who is like talking to a tiger or whatever like that was funny just didn't matter what they were saying it was just a cracking me up it's organically a hilarious when i read it i

think this reminds me a lot of the guys podcast it's pretty existential we're kind of reviewing snow guys today and they were sort of pissing and making a mean face they're pissing on crosses and stuff that famous panel piss cross or whatever because calvin p's on things right oh right he does on cars kind of the most famous thing he does yeah it's um it's overtaken his previous work yeah yeah that's just me that's the most people know him from that when he dies or whatever when he does pass away and he's getting old now is i do feel like that will be the thing they're like from the pissing things or whatever and then his family's gonna be like oh he did a whole fucking thing with Hobbes and everything.

He was friends with that tiger. It was an old piss. I was like, who's Hobbes? Did Woody piss on Hobbes? He probably did, but it's not his big thing. He's like that guy who doesn't like taxes, as I recall. He's like peeing on taxes.

He mostly hates different sports teams. Y'all think that Calvin ever humped Hobbes? Oh! whoa i think that's more of like a girl thing to be honest i think you think it's a girl thing to hump uh teddy bears yeah i think it's a dog thing more than a girl thing from my experience of like i've mostly seen dogs do it that's what i was thinking i was i was thinking of dogs if there's one thing i know about claire is that she's a dog i mean my current dog just just did it the other

day actually it was kind of like a throwback because i haven't seen it in a while but i used have a friend named adam who had a uh dog named bow who used to have sex with a stuffed animal named patrick and we would get all stoned and we would sit around kind of in a circle and we just watch him just go at this thing but it's been a while for me and uh just yeah the other day though milo my dog just started it was crazy got it fully out and everything is a little thing well he asked he kind of always has it out no well they go get they can take it out Oh, wait, yeah, that's where you'd be. Yeah, that's wishful thinking, my friend.

There's a whole other level of out that is very disgusting. And I say this every week at the show. I am not a veterinarian. Do not send me your animals. I do not have the license to look at them. Send Alex some dog-naught photos, please. I am not qualified to discuss those. But luckily, that is not our theme for today,

so it should not come up again, and I believe we are safe. Every week on the show, we like to explore a different side of Quora.com, and this week's theme is, of course, husbands and wives. Do you have a sad effect? Crazy. Husbands and wives. Why that theme, just out of curiosity? Well, we all got them.

Each one of us. Are you married, Chris? Each one of God's children. I mean, I'm not married under the eyes of the law. I mean, yeah, not under the eyes of the law, but I live with my partner and we have a child together. So for all intents and purposes, I am, yeah. Yeah, and I just kind of feel like we're all married in one way or the next. Everyone in this life is married to something, whether it's married to your life, your religion or whatever.

Yeah, that's a great point, Alex. Yeah, married to that paper chase at the end of the day. Oh, getting that bag. Getting that bag, yeah. put a ring on that bag i'd like to close this bag with a ring that's how i feel about it every damn day of my life but uh yeah i just saw a lot of good husbands and wife questions popping up and i said i sense a theme here me thinks and so we've explored and cobbled that together and we're going to start that off today with of course um chris if you if you haven't seen this particular element

of quora quora has spaces which are akin to reddit subreddits they're kind of communities where people can gather and post similar things and we like to highlight them with our first segment which is of course the space of the week space of the week there's a lot of sustain on that sound effect there you got to cut it off or else it'll keep going we're of course on husbands and wives quora.com okay now this was one of the medium-sized ones there are two contributors and 1.5 thousand followers. The numbers on Quora are regularly a lot smaller than other websites. The image

at the top is of a husband and wife holding each other. It says how to impress your husband's wife. Ideas, tips, and hacks. And this is a classic husband-wife, husband-taller than wife. Yes. That's how you tell them apart. That's huge. My wife is quite tall, by the way. And thankfully

I'm pretty tall, too, because my wife's like 5'11". Oh, damn. Can you imagine? It's like, what if she was somebody who was shorter everyone would be like what's going on here if i were you i'd avoid silhouettes yeah this that's that's the trick is that you gotta just avoid sunsets yeah that really highlights it that's gonna get looks like a facebook page to me like identical to a facebook thing or whatever that's just the interface that they all look that's what everything looks like now quora is

very facebooky uh it's kind of like if if reddit and facebook combined if they drag actually yeah because it has the same like collection of like topics and blog opportunities but it is also a place where you put your name and address and where you work and so people can like be like that's a great opinion for somebody who works at chemical engineering from 2008 to present um people have their full names on quora oh yeah big time and they're like address like in for our podcast we do go on quora for when we're talking about guys because a lot of guys will go on quora to answer questions they don't ask the questions just to be clear they're answering the questions that people are asking about topics or whatever but i didn't really know this sort of

so this is you're putting yourself out there what type of verification do you need though like none are people using okay people you can do anything you want well people are but like if you just go on quora like you can see people's full names like i'm just on the home page and like we can just pick on some random guy and he's gonna have like his full name and photo and a lot of times like where they live this seems like a fake person it's a little tricky for us because we do want to click around to the website but we are a video podcast so you kind of dox everyone you look at for a full hour and there's simply no way around it um gotcha luckily um most of the website are people in india which i think are physically too far away from our fan base for it to be a problem

so the two the person who runs this this chorus based husbands and wives does live in india harini why yes but you're not even clicking on chandra kamala sorry i can click on them too i'm sorry chandra mukhi jala this person is it is it gonna be like all right if most of the people are from india is it gonna be like in a different language translated or it's mostly in english yeah it's mostly in english it's in english but with funny mispronunciations like when i was typing in the word like wives groups there were a lot of wife's groups that are like can i see cheating wives cheating wives pakistan where uh you know a lot of stuff like that there's a lot of posts on this that are like i think my husband is gay what should i do right ask him to get

counseling and if he says no ask him if he wants a divorce so you want to oh to get the gay they want to get the gay out of them yeah chase it out the counseling is to get the gay out of them that's what quora says at least indian quora the first test of being gay is if you can survive your wife's questions. Let's look at, because this is a silly page, but I think we should get into actual questions, right?

Because this is kind of nothing. It's also just dominated by Chandra Mookie. Because I don't think Harini Wai is. Yeah, one of those groups where it's like you kind of start it and you're like, hey, I'll get the ball rolling

and then you're just kind of, you're pushing the ball around all day. Yeah, I agree. No one else is really involved. So let's look at the, let's do the Quoker. This is our incels segment. So these are questions from usually angry men who like to get together.

How do you find those? We just go on the website and they're there. Chris, they come to us. They come to us. That's where the first thing that pops up. Wow, really? I'm surprised. It's really hard finding things that aren't in this category, mostly.

Okay, here's the question. How can I let others look at my wife in a bikini? When I go to a beach or fishing with her in a bikini, all the men there keep looking at her. Jonah Hill coded. This is kind of confusing, though. Yeah, I can't be right. What about it? Oh, just how can I let others like do you?

Does he does he want them to look at? Like, I'm confused if he likes it or not. How can I let others? How can I be doing this? Oh, it's like they're screaming, you know, it's really funny to read it that way. How can I let others look at my wife in a bikini? Oh, my God. What kind of man am I?

You post on Quora for real questions you have for yourself. You know what I mean? So I don't really understand, but people answer it. So some people do understand what he's asking. Every question on Quora feels like Tommy Wiseau in the room just entering the rooftop or whatever, about to throw the football. Right, revealing a secret. How can I let others look at my wife?

Oh, hi, Mark. All the men are looking at her. So there's an answer from Anonymous here. Okay, interesting, Abby, here. It's like Anonymous. It's a girl Anonymous. Is it a girl? I don't know.

What I'm seeing is it's kind of like a thin glasses-wearing boy in a mystery hat, and he's in profile here. And Anonymous says seven years ago, he says, discuss it with her. it is normal to feel jealousy and whilst i do not go out of my way to dress provocatively sometimes inevitably i end up with slightly low cleavage tops short skirts etc so jeremy's right it is girl is a girl yeah i don't know i feel like discussing it with her may reveal that you're like an insane uh narcissist misogynist my boyfriend dislikes it and he once claimed he doesn't like to share the view i guess like i guess you could discuss it with her and be like you know hey this

It's how it makes you feel. I'm not telling you to stop. You do it. You know what I mean? And I'm not even like, but even any way it's just going to come across as weird to bring it up at all, I think. Yeah. I want to find the person who asked this question.

Jeremy clicked on answers and there was a bunch of people backing him up because I kind of thought it was clear, but a bunch of people are just saying, I don't understand your question. Is this question about nothing? This is very confusing. That makes me feel better. I would love to tell my wife that I don't want to share the view. This is only supposed to be a picture of a woman in a bikini. doesn't seem you can stop it

and then posted a picture of a woman. Is this the guy's wife? He's like, I went on the internet. It seems like a lot of these women are wearing these bikinis. You're never going to stop this. It would be scary if it's a picture of his wife. Found your wife.

It's so hard. Is this your wife? This is by Eugen Dron. Eugen Dron. Who works at Domino's Pizza. Okay. I'm trying to see if he has like other questions that are similar.

He's from Australia. Why do girls live? why do girls live this is kind of a dark chapter for you can drawn and if you're getting dominoes person this person could should consider becoming a sketch artist you know i mean just on the street like you getting drunk you getting drawn you can draw you get drawn is that the kind of humor you i'm sorry i don't live you guys do that kind of humor or that's damn good to the audience It might be too high-brow. This is the first Eugen Dron type humor we've done.

This is the first time we've hit him. Okay, all right. How do I get a Ukraine girlfriend, he asks. Do you think that... Okay, so he has questions like, how do I ask for a divorce from my wife to marry a younger woman? So do you think that he really was married to someone

or is he like a troll? So Eugen is working at the finest dominoes in Melbourne, seeing some real fine co-eds coming in to get their uh non-pizzas right and every day he's going home to his bikini cow wife going like not only is she available to everyone at the beach but she's my age i hate this woman how do i switch her out for like a 20 year old girl from ukraine and i need to go on the ukraine ukraine is extremely specific especially in australia you're kind of far away also uh how can i retain my properties and wealth into divorce so this guy sounds like he did divorce his wife after all

the guys looked at her at the beach and then he stopped going on quora he was like i did it you think he pulled it off he now has like a ukrainian girlfriend mission complete all right well good for him story you getting drawn i kind of want to read the rest of the female anonymous post okay yeah sorry yeah so let's read more about how her boyfriend dislikes it because uh he doesn't like to share the view right claire have you ever heard this from a boyfriend before that he doesn't like to share the view yeah as a polyamorous person let's just say everybody everybody's got a ticket to the ride and and these and then everybody's cool with that and everybody's cool with that husband's

giving away tickets for free he's going not enough people are buying these it's making claire sad so this would not then this you would be the exact opposite of this situation it sounds like he's not jealous in that way at all i don't think so i think he's just sort of like in the way that when my husband wears a like a nice shirt i go whatever i don't know show it off show off your show off your hard uh nipples i don't care show off Does he have hard nipples? No, he doesn't, actually. Is your husband stacked up as far as how does he look?

Is he looking good? I wouldn't say he's stacked up. What is stacked up? It means big tits. Oh, okay, okay. It just means like... He's tall. How tall are we talking?

He's like 6'3 or something. Nice. We've had him on the show before. He does get almost naked in his stand-up a lot. Yeah, if you want to see his entire body, actually, it is on the internet. Check out his special.

It's on YouTube. Oh, he's a public figure as well. Yes. He's also a comedian. He's former President Barack Obama. Wow. Barry. People think he looks good.

I'm going to read the rest of the poster. I'm sorry that no other guys wanted to date you tonight. That's pretty good. Michelle, I'm not trying to share the view. Let's take these windmills down. I'm going to read the rest of the post. He is not trying to control me or my dressing,

but he can't help feeling the way he feels. And because I love him enough to spare him the discomfort, I do try to cover up for the sake of his feelings. And because it is no loss to me, I don't feel the need to wear skimpy clothes anyway. It's just a compromise like any other relationship. But if anyone ever tried to put me in a hijab or tell me that I can't dress this way

because of some rules dictated by random unknown men hundreds of years ago, I'd walk out naked. So kind of a blow against Islam at the end there. I did not see that coming. It kind of snuck up on me. There's related questions that are so weird. How does your aunt or mom look at a bikini? Well, which one?

They're not the same person. My aunt is older than my mom. Although they're both in their 70s. So those are questions that are just seeking pictures for answers, right? Yes, those are people looking for aunts and moms. Not like actual, like, well, my aunt looks quite svelte in her. There's also this other related one. I want my wife to wear revealing clothes in public,

but she asks if it's okay if other guys see your wife. What should I say to her? Parentheses. Obviously, I can't say yes directly. What does that mean? Yes, you can. Why don't you just say yes directly? You answered your own question.

There's some intense cuckolding thing going on here. How do I expose my wife? Can I read this answer by Deepthi? Of course you can. So Deepthi within Anime Abbey says, be very careful. I am not married, but I have been there. My BF has the same fantasy,

but once you cross the line, it's a no back zone. It's a no back zone. think yeah i've just read the text says if yeah i mean we're all familiar with the expression it's a no

back zone uh some people will like it and some people will spoil their entire relationship for this fantasy so slowly introduce her to modern dress is your wife a pilgrim is she

not just music videos how do i show up my amish wife slowly going through beyonce's entire discography until she gets the point uh engage your interest on how you feel or uh how you react or feel when others pass comments or ogle her if you are okay and your wish

is okay you can carry forward else stop it and don't ruin farther i know a couple whom we swap with we liked this fantasy okay that seems like a step beyond yeah that seems like a pretty big twist yeah you're a swinger you're in the pineapple lifestyle this is where i can sort of i can step in here i'm a i'm a huge right you're a huge swinger on this oh right your pineapple head i'm not in the pineapple lifestyle just to be clear but we talk about it so much on the podcast i know everything about it yeah there's one where who's the one because we there was this like youtube couple that we were going to do on our podcast then everyone was like guys have done it it's over but who is it that would be tom and money i would imagine yeah they're part of tom's

trips uh which is like a sex place that like sent you on trips to hedonism and stuff but just to be clear tom who owns tom's trips is a different guy named tom okay who owns tom's trips and he's passed away rest in peace the original tom but this is a different tom who just happens to work at tom's trips whose wife am i fucking uh it's someone named tom yeah someone named tom because there's also one of the owners of one of the big clubs is also named tom it's like a big thing a lot of the people are happen to be named tom in the in their lifestyle that's really interesting this is a weird ending also there's there's a company called hedonism that's not a company that's not a company well it is a company it's a it's a resort so that's like a swingers

hedonism too is what it's called weirdly i don't know what he the first one did not go well you're a bloody hedonist yeah but hedonism is a place in jamaica and uh yeah you go there it's like a sex resort a swingers or year-round that you can go there's all kinds of sex clubs and like places around america where people go and do this but this hedonism is like yeah we're in the international waters is what they're thinking you know we can do all sorts of crazy shit yeah like have sex with each other i mean that really is like someone else's life like maybe we could even like i don't know like do anal i feel like uh hedonism is a really it's a really uh like seems like a really awful

place it's like a lot of old sort of leathery florida swingers is what i picture there kind of it's not really like a happening kind of place well it also sends you directly to hell if that's a downside yeah that's a big risk we yeah have to take for the podcast let's go We will be going, and we're going to swap. Swap with other pods. This is the key, though. You gotta know, are you gonna go to

the prude, the nude or the prude side? There's two sides to hedonism. The nude side is everyone's naked all the time, having sex with each other, and the prude side is just like a normal resort, kind of, I guess, but you're having sex. I feel like if you're in hedonism,

you should be on the nude side yeah it's like going to the jungle and staying in a resort or something i mean i do agree but i think it's just because you want to go have sex with other people's wives and swap wives and you can still do that from the prude side right like you can still like meet people and then go to you know hey i'm gonna come to your hotel room you'll go to mine or whatever but you just don't want to be naked all the time it just feels a little bit like going to disney world but staying in the no mickey mouse section right i think it's a bit classier i would be there on the nude side yeah of course yeah it's all donald ducks this guy's with t-shirts and no

you can fuck him though you could fuck donald uh i just want to read this last sentence on this deep thing but i know a couple whom we swap with we liked this fantasy but they were married and after a few months into this fantasy they spoiled their relationship and ended up breaking up so be cautious the word spoiled with a t not often used in an amorous context like this that is interesting though to be in like a specifically like a monogamous swinging couple you're like a four-way monogamous swinging thing and then they break up right that's gonna ruin this yeah yeah i mean there's there's the real there's the old middle ditch like thomas mill right there's that kind of shit that gets pulled sometimes too it's like let's get into swinging and then you know

the wife's like okay i'm not really sure about this but i love you and i want to keep the relationship together and middle ditch is just like yeah let's get out there and do this you know so i think that might happen in some instances as well well he was just like making his wife come along while he fucked his fans right that was i'm not sure the exact i think that also he was like he also was like really a horrible like i think at sex clubs i think he like sexually harassed people at sex clubs was the like allegations i mean which is and he kept doing bits you gotta act right you gotta act right i mean it's hard to get in trouble in a place like that for acting badly you must have to be really bad he said in an interview about his like uh swinging stuff he

said i've heard i remember this so clearly because he said he said i'm the gas and my wife is the brakes which is like inherently insane that sounds awful in the context of sex just going to like playboy magazine to be like my wife hates it well i mean from a car perspective the gas is always going to be separate from the brakes yeah it's two different different parts of the pedals all i'm saying is that i don't think she got to fuck ben schwartz or something I think it was a lot of, like, they got to fuck a 22-year-old at Delco's Marathon. Fuck Benny Schwoz. Do the Sonic voice.

The voice of Sonic. The voice of Sonic and, of course, who I know from the great Solo Bolo Comedy Bang Bang episodes. I actually like Ben Schwartz, but I could not listen to him and Scott Ockham. I loved Comedy Bang Bang, too, but they would get together and do these Solo Bolo episodes. I'm very familiar. It just became like theater kid shit to a degree where I was like, I can't, you know, they're just like going up and a little like, like, and I was like, I can't, I like you guys, but I just can't do it.

It changes the dynamic. It changes the dynamic too much in the bedroom. I can imagine Benny Schwartz like laying off some of his, like, you know, doing some of his like John Ralphio stuff on your ass. I mean, he, he would be pretty, probably pretty sweet to make love to. I believe that. I really think that. Sounds like hell.

Everyone, if you think it would be good to make love to Ben Schwartz, you'd be like Claire. He'd be trying so hard. If he comes too quick, he says, got to go fast. Got to go fast. I was going to say the same thing before. Also, Claire, wait. When you finish, you get a chili dog.

On a scale from 1 to 10, Claire, how likely do you think it is that you could have sex with Ben Schwartz at this point in your career? Was he married? Nine. Nine? And I'm like an L.A. 5, but I think I'm a Ben Schwartz 9. Yeah, Ben Schwartz is pretty much Hunt Klairs.

Like with wearing this, I think I could do it. If you're just listening to audio, Klairs is fully in Cord Holio costume still. Yeah. Okay, well, let's move to the next question. I feel like this really... I agree. We've gotten to the bottom of this. Has been explored.

Okay, here's another question. recently my husband has been fighting with other male drivers because they don't drive properly then he tells me that i am the source of his bad behavior because he is unhappy at home so have i turned him into a beast absolutely that's all your fault that is spotted that's a british person you think oh he's behavior okay yeah i see sorry what were you saying chris i i just i mean it just seems like quite obviously you've turned him into a beast and you need to unbeast him immediately and i don't know how that is how you do that of course yeah that's actually really smart because of his drive like he'd be way less angry at those

drivings i mean listen road rage is a is a big thing it sounds like yeah you guys are having some problems in your relationship you should maybe go to like couples counseling or something like that and maybe on the way down to the couples counseling you think about sucking him off while he's driving that was the first answer the first draft of beauty and the beast when he's like really pent up and so they just get in a carriage and she sucks him off for like a half hour and they're like okay i have notes on the second half of the script i think the singing pot was a good idea now when he's the beast does his penis look human like or does it look kind of like a beast dog penis? That's a really good

question. It has barbs. There's only two answers on this, although there are some hidden ones as well, because Quora is the worst fucking website. Somebody says no, tell them to F off and find a new scapegoat. Woman defender found. Thank you. Go to the long answer at the top

here. We have one from Mahit Tandon. Okay, read it. I saw everyone's response and echo with Laura Lee's response. Rest all the other responses will break your family. Consider the vocation of your husband as a red flag and a voice that needs to be heard. It's true that he is agitated inside

and incapable of sharing it with anyone, and you being the closest as his darling twin, as anything, has he blurted it on you. Your cool-mindedness can only lead both of you out of this mental chaos. Now let's pause there. Okay. What are they talking about?

you gotta keep a cool head basically is saying like um he's he's really angry but you are basically his darling twin and that means that you need to keep a cool head because you guys are like one oh so when he's angry you have to be like the the balance the counterbalance to it i think is what the person is trying to say bring him in his vocation is his rage uh yeah i mean i think the very most the most important thing there to remember is that you are his darling twin you are his darling twin at all things uh i'm reading more of the post try spending time together and probe lovingly that what made him say so maybe you never did that intentionally do not take it on ego woman's beauty lies in her softness emotional skills dot dot dot dot dot

Yes. I find that to be true. That motherly sort of thing that's like a natural innate ability for women over men oftentimes. So this is very well put and a very beautiful response. This is why robots cannot be mothers.

They lack the softness. They're too physically hard. They will never... They're made of metal. Suckle me. What? Suckle me as a young pup. Suckled you?

Oh, that's true. They do have soft wear. Shut the fuck up. i guess you could download a mother drive but you could you'd always be you'd always be a hard borg very so you could never suckle me motherboard software these are all mother computer is woman computer's not woman shut up no it's not computer woman computer woman um all right i'm gonna i feel like we kind of understand the rest of this yeah no we're good on that that's fine do you want me look at more questions from this person should i find this i don't know mina meet there she is

she lives in turkey really mina so this is the person so her most recent question from september 24th is why does my husband want to divorce me at every argument when he says he loves me very much please help otherwise i'm gonna lose my mind i feel really bad that these are like recent questions of the darkest days of mina's life this is so insane this question what does it mean when a man says i love you but i don't care if you leave or not um he's lying it sounds like things are not going well turkey's gotta like open the libraries or something you can't be taking this to quora yeah these are all questions about her unhappy marriage this feels extremely real to me her picture looks ai to me though it doesn't add to me too for some reason

maybe i think it's just like a fake photo yeah just be a fake photo but a real person I think it's a real photo and I think that her husband is not treating her right I don't know if she left I wouldn't be upset I will defend you Mina could you make a love trip to Greece to get to know

with good man if the man is worth it why not she says so some of the Quora single guys are swarming now because they're like we got a Quora person who's on the rocks in a relationship they're like come to Greece

baby i want you to unleash the beast you can't go anywhere as a woman go to quora and all the creeps are out all right let's do another question uh let's do core romance all right let's break these out no it's a different pink button this is our romance segment for our romantic questions what would you do if your husband got your mom pregnant i mean that just can't be right because i mean a husband it's just like a husband seems like you're a bit older and then so then your mom would be quite old and so just the whole thing seems so unlikely to me i mean i guess that's why it would make me so mad yeah no i would

say am i oh my god to have to be the only guy to have this happen to me i like i like this answer see if i can also fly obviously i'm dreaming poca poca this is someone from what is that again it's bye-bye in russian this is kitten i believe we have read her answers before and she answers everything poca poca yeah i think she puts poca poca at the end of all things i remember her from paka paka she's talking a lot about israel and hamas awesome paka paka she's a kitten from russia she also has an addiction to the show arcane the league of legends tv show which combines both 3d and 2d animation yeah she has a lot of thoughts about uh uh arcane bdsm and hamas that's your average quarry user anime kitten who hates hamas

Well, Kitty's got claws. Go back to the question. She has a space called Kitty's Kitten's Corner. Sorry. It's not even that small. The question is, of course, what would you do if your husband got pregnant? Your husband gets your mom pregnant. This woman, Anne, who's a therapist, oh, sorry, an alternative therapist, says,

I can't really imagine the situation properly, but I guess I'd be furious with both of them. Same. Divorce him and cut off contract with my mother. What sort of a mother would go to bed with her son-in-law? Not one who's worthy of my love. It's interesting you blame the mother there first. boom well not even i don't know i'm just trying to think of it right now like if my i guess it would be the altar like my dad or whatever either one of them though i think like

i'd be bombed and i'd have to have a chat with them you know what i mean i'd be like hey you got my wife pregnant you gotta use protection dad you got dad here's here dad here's a little thing called a trojan using it no i would just i honestly like maybe i'm saying this because my dad has passed away but i think i would forgive him and i would like i think i would i would find a way to move forward past that eventually if my even what's the what's the actual that's bro code the scenario is um what would you do if your husband got your mom pregnant So that's not possible for me, I guess, but yeah, like I guess if I was in a gay relationship, I'm, I'm, I'm bisexual.

So it's possible, I guess, that I could become in a male male relationship and then my husband impregnates my 70 something year old mother. Kind of using you to get to her. I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you. I'd probably be calling the damn discovery channel saying, I got your next hit show right here. That's coming soon.

There's kind of a question, though, of like, are they just trying to, they love me so much, they're trying to create another me? Yeah, exactly. Are they trying to become closer to me somehow by doing this? They want to go into the womb I came from. Ah, yeah. Is it weird that I feel like fathers stealing sons' wives is a historically, like, way more common thing than husbands stealing mothers? I think it is definitely a thing. I mean, guys are also, especially for impregnating, right?

Because, like, a 78-year-old guy can go out and impregnate somebody versus vice versa doesn't work that way. So I think there's more of a chance of it happening the other way, for sure. What I do like about your husband impregnating your mom is there's no question of you raising it because it's like, well, enjoy having a baby at age 65. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, for real.

That's your sibling who looks like your husband. It's going to be a long process. I know that she made a typo I meant to say cut off contact with my mother, but I do like that she could, in theory, have a contract with her mother. Bag alert. This comment's really good from Cassie Wilson.

First, none of my three mothers, dad was a serial monogamist, would ever have willingly slept with another man while married to my father. Second, I would never marry a man who didn't understand that there were two guaranteed ways for me to leave him, possibly in the hospital, cheating and beating.

oh and added to the mix that my mother started uh menopause shortly after i was born so the time i was old enough to have a husband she was too old to get pregnant consequently i don't really feel this question pertains to me okay why answer it that's a good answer to any question seems far fetched i don't really see how it applies to me but uh good luck getting my mother pregnant good luck all three of my mothers would never do that no honestly good luck go have at her try try your best they ain't getting pregnant she went to baruch college if you went to baruch college in 1998 you may know cassie wilson you may know her who's a jack of all trades master of some um i had a really good um one of the coming questions in the doc has like an answer that's

that's like a real meaty thing i want to make sure all right let's go to that one then we'll skip to which one is it um this one it's what does a husband really expect from a wife okay The question itself is pretty basic, but this is a long answer. And this is a coming question, you said? Is this the same female anonymous as before? No, no, no, no. This is an anonymous account. Oh, this is just what Quora does for their anonymous accounts

is they've kind of sissified them. They're not. Yeah, it's like Harriet the Spy. Yeah, it's not like Guy Fawkes or anything. It's Kiki Delivery Service's friend. Right. There's no worry about this person bombing Parliament. All right, so Jeremy's Googling Kiki's Delivery Service.

Doesn't that kind of look like this boy? Does he have a hat at one point? Maybe not. Well, he is legion. I know that. He's legion? Yeah, he is legion. Tombo.

Anonymous always says that. Oh, I got you. Yeah, yeah. All right, so the question is, what does a husband really expect from a wife? Do you want to read this, Alex? This is an answer from Anonymous. I always remember one thing.

A good wife never makes her husband leave home either hungry or horny. well it applies the same in reverse i always keep on fantasizing the elements in my wife in my life and everywhere it's just a random dream worth good for daydreaming and killing time i know it won't come true but worth sharing and then a long list so let's get into it one so these are the ideal wife traits i believe male and female are different and not an equal they are different and they are superior in certain aspects and respect that i cannot be pregnant and enjoy the deep-seated motherhood but can provide the best she needs two i love girl with extra fats and curve

i have not really i'm not really into body figures but i just hates the girl wishing for weight loss and on diet plan i don't like this my girl i appreciate what you have you need not to lose weight for me provided you are not obese enough for possible complication of obesity number three okay so yeah i see so he's saying like if i might lose you if it starts looking like i might lose you then we could we might need to intervene but i want you big yeah it's kind of a uh stay puffed marshmallow man kind of fetish i think but yeah if you're gonna lose a leg if you have like uh the the doctor needs to take a foot oh he's gonna intervene before then uh number three i am not really an outside eater and food picky person i love almost

every time of dish i know this isn't english as a second language situation but every time of dish is a really good phrase that's gonna be the last sentence i remember before i die no i always i always feel bad making fun of someone for not speaking english well because i know they they just speak a second language but it's still a funny phrase it's every time of dish i always speak one language and not even that well my language is love that's right and i make it i only speak one language money that's what jeremy thinks money is jeremy thinks money is like that so embarrassing uh i rather would love to enjoy whatever i be eating with you for kitchen roll i am super lazy acting and proactive kitchen suggesting person

i don't mind to work kitchen stuffs but if you are ready cooking i am happy washing them also i am happy to be on a rotor of kitchen work dear i am super lazy acting all alone i won't be moving an inch if you are not around me in kitchen imagine me cutting veggie and you cooking that's it okay that's kind of sweet he's to be i want to together oh there's more oh i did not There was so much more. A lot more. There's a lot you could want out of a woman. Well, I was going to say, because he says a woman should never leave her husband hungry or horny,

but then it seemed all about food. Well, because he wants a big fat wife who's cooking it up while he cleans the dishes. Right. And she's really fat because she knows all the best food. Right. Which is not always true. You don't always get a big fat wife who knows the best food. Sometimes she's just fat because she's eating the same food.

Yeah, we have to get through these. Excuse me. Number five. Wait, there's an A, B? Yeah, some of them have multiple parts. I'll try to pick it up a little bit. This is what AI is taking from us. You need to know this before you pick a life partner.

Curvy wife husband guy explaining all the things he wants out of his fictional wife. Five, clothes. It's same. I am really lazy, but sharing is caring applies to me. Don't know what that means. Six, traveling. I love trekking and keep on dreaming of trekking with my wife. I would love such interest in my wife.

i'm not really gym and masculine guy any sports girl brave enough to join my company is all i wanted in her seven did i mention camping kind of trekking i sort of thought was maybe sort of camping is trekking the same as camping no it's not but i sort of felt like that's what he was talking about doing a hike camp kind of you know yeah when i think of trek i think of like the walk they take on lord of the rings which does involve camping yeah yeah yeah journey yeah it's a fellowship is what it is i would love to join a fellowship all men need is a fellowship there's a fellowship crisis in this country it really is a male fellowship crisis we need more rings of power it's so rare to find 12 friends

um okay did i mention camping dear i would love camping and firing with you what sleeping under the sky and warm cuddling is something I want to try once in a blue moon anniversary. That would be an anniversary type event. He's like, yeah, I'll save that one. That one's

obviously going to be awesome. We'll save that for our anniversary. You can't do that every week. Oh, number eight is very attainable. Sky viewing. I always keep on dreaming, spending night, watch stars at night and going for a falling stars. i would love a warm tea from you and tight hug i don't have a hammock but i will where we both

would be under a scarf and observe the night so can you remind me what the question was it's ideal traits in a wife what does a husband really expect from a wife and the answer is sky viewing at warm tea yeah i'll be honest with you yeah he's pretty much spot on it's obviously a comprehensive list and we're laughing at how like long it is but he hasn't got a whole lot wrong Yeah, this is what we want most of the time. Camping, trekking, never leaving hungry or horny. 200 plus pounds. Sky viewing.

Now that we've gotten farther into it, we know how cuddling based it is. I understand the bigger person angle to it because those are the best cuddlers. How much of this do you want to read, Alex? I want to read more. Okay. You're going to have to drag me away. You're going to have to stop me. Number nine.

Studying further. Done. I want to be a friend and help you in your study hours, too. Ten. Hanging out with you and your friends. Done. You can enjoy full liberty and freedom here. It's not hanging out with you and your friends.

No, just, yeah, he doesn't want to hang out with their friends. I just hang out with your friends, so I guess you don't even have to hang out with your friends. Done. You can enjoy full liberty and freedom here. I would feel more comfortable you being with your female friends. I won't bar you hanging out with male friends, but I would be jealous for sure. That's a pretty good asterisk there. I want you to tell me you are hanging out.

You will get full support. You can fuck Ben Schwartz, but it will piss me off. I won't be able to go to his cool improv show anymore. If you connect me with Idris Elba, I will forgive you. Who plays Knuckles? He plays Knuckles. Which is kind of the best part of these movies. Eleven, dress.

You are free to choose your dress. Any dress that comforts you is okay, but decent the better. I won't be saying you to wear saris and kurta all the time. if my parents are too offensive you need to think it's really wrong or not i don't give a damn if outsider gives a damn about your dress all right so that's kind of like shots at jeremy at the end what you're some outsider what did i try to tell him to wear a more modest dress oh i did say that about this woman she's not decent all right this is the one with the two-parter and you know if we're done with this after that's all right read it dear i am conservative in a few things in which

i would suggest i would be more than happy with these than any other gifts a mongol sutra or pote yeah i don't i think this is a culturally specific as far as what all men want because i do not want a mangle sutra or a pote i don't know i might want it i don't know what they are maybe i do want it actually what are they let's google it might be what we're missing like mango like A kamasutra or whatever is like the sex one. So it's some sort of... This is jewelry, it says in the thing. Oh, yeah.

These are fresh. It's like a type of necklace. I need a woman to have this. Sacred thread worn by Hindu bribes symbolizing marriage. Yeah. I see. Okay. The post.

So this is very culturally specific. It's a type of bead, often red or green. I need a woman to have it. Okay. That's how we get our sky viewing going. Skip this. Go to B. All right.

Well, it's all about the decorations they wear. B, real-igous. Real-igous. That's what I say. What's up, y'all? Like and subscribe. The channel's right there. Slam that button.

How about religious or real-igous? Real-igous. If you are atheist, which I think is atheist, then I have no words to say. I don't want you to be like religious priests, but there will be something related to religion, which I wish you to respect, even if you cannot follow. I expect you to follow. fast for me oh so it's escalated okay i so you have to not eat because of my religion that is a bit of an ask though isn't it yeah how fat can your wife i was gonna say fast all the time yeah

kind of uh not gonna work with the cuddling thing yeah you're losing all your you're cutting yourself off the knees here uh you got it if you want the big you gotta let your wife slow you need like a you need like a demon foreigner wife who doesn't fast with you yeah it sounds extreme but say it for the sake of my family or what my parents would be sad if you don't fast at least a day in a

year that'd be that's not that bad that day being fasted that's reasonable I guess it's in Hinduism it says that day being fasted by almost all married Hindu lady you would be surprised but it's true that I will at the same time be fasting with you makes usually won't fast at all. Usually I can be with you. I think that's supposed to say males. I think

he's basically saying like, this guy is like, he's like, I'm a friend of women. I will, I will fast with you. Most men don't do that, but I do that. I will fast with you in my, this is what a male feminist shirt looks like. This is a, this is a male feminist in India. I believe is what we've encountered here. I would love the power trip of being able to make your wife fast and And they're like, but I'm not helping. That's what it is. This is what Christianity is missing, is kind of like a dunking day where you own your wife.

So are they just pigging out in front of the wives on that day? Yeah, they probably have wing night. I need wing night. The day of fasting for Hindu wives. I better not see you having any. The game is on. They're watching football. Okay, and then there's three more,

but I feel like we kind of got them. Oh, and then 14 is you need sanitary pads. Oh. Oh, there are 20. There's a lot. Number 20 is just this is all about my wife. For a complete family. The list would be too long.

Thank you for... Got a list for you, buddy. The list might be too long already. Everyone needs an editor. Someday we should just do a Quora questions all about the Indian culture, Hindu culture. It would be interesting. Hinduism.

where we learn something sit our white asses down and listen yeah well i'm glad that you brought us this question from this answer from anonymous alex oh you're welcome that's really good what does a husband really expect from a wife and i've learned a lot about what i expect we can see what what this this is what a like a white ass american guy says i like the looks of this guy he's got a uh oh i think he might be a good what does it say as a bsma from multiple universe yeah i think this is doug army he's an author entrepreneur adventurer world traveler followers he has 50 000 followers yeah he's huge on quora i would call this your median quora user i was like i'm 65 years old i'm retired and i'm a very rich man just off camera um he says he loves

his wife kids fast cars slow sailing traveling friends and a good cocktail so then he answered the same questions this is the opposite view this is the westerner view what does a husband really expect from a wife he says this is my top eight sex number one sex okay okay okay how could a husband not start with this i know it's not the most important but hey it's got to rank pretty high on the scale and for all the unmarried guys for all the unmarried guys reading this this one's for you what does that mean shout out to my own married guys i think because they're the ones i think that was like an old hacky kind of joke about you guys are the ones actually having sex oh like that shout out doug army's got your back uh and then uh he's gonna he's

gonna cry with his wife and stuff and the rest of this list right grace i mess up a lot three understanding four tears which is a weird thing to expect because you're gonna cry to get because five is joys sometimes i just need someone to share their hurt it sounds like this guy cries a lot during sex he's just first was like I need sex and then I need you

to understand that there's gonna be an emotional rollercoaster after that I'm joining the Doug army please do you said he hopes his wife reads this

I would hope my wife is not on Quora honestly or just yeah just say it to her or whatever like when you're like hanging out with her

my husband did unspeakable things in the Doug army uh do you want to do one more yes uh is it okay if my wife goes fishing with her male boss on the weekend great whoa is it okay honestly my wife goes fishing i don't know about that that's a high sex scenario i think it's again it's obviously depends on the scenario you know like we don't really know but it does definitely sound like the kind of thing you'd see in a movie where the wife is cheating on her husband.

Right. Here's the thing is, and I know I'm in a non-typical employment situation, but I'm not being invited on fishing trips in my life. So the fact that you're going on that, I'm jealous off the bat. Do you want to go fishing on that? Yeah, I do.

And Jeremy is my boss, by the way. He's kind of in charge of me. I could arrange a fishing trip for us. Yeah, okay. Didn't you lose your wedding ring on a fishing trip? I've lost three wedding rings. on a fishing trip though one was no one was a bachelor party no the two times were just in the ocean regular okay bachelor party yes alex lost his rig off to make sure that uh you could get a

little something something at the bachelor party it was also on the boat it was also on the boat you took it off threw it off the boat yeah that is an interesting deal you came back from the bachelor party and you're like honey i've lost my wedding ring was she a little bit like uh excuse me well that was the third time so she was less surprised at that time it was more like why can't you be trusted with basic things was kind of the argument we were having she knows you're a silly billy she knows i couldn't get tang i like the idea of you're at a bachelor party and you're like you get drunk and you give your friend who's getting married your ring and be like here just Take mine and it fits.

Don't worry about it. This is my gift to you. I want to marry you. I want this to be our wedding. Alex, what did your wife say about stealing her best years? Oh, no, I don't want to talk about it. Never mind. Wasn't it in your vows?

Okay, so at one point when we were like 25, because I have been with my wife since high school, and we were already together for like 10 years already, she got drunk one time and was just like, you've stolen my hot and juicy years and that was the pressure me to bury her and at the time i was like whatever lady and then i put it in my wedding vows to remind me like and i will not ruin your hot and juicy years but i had to uh the censor got back to me on that one they were like yeah juicy is too suggestive of a word here to say to your great mother so you're gonna need to replace

that was spicy spicy is more dry and less virile it really um it ties more into your imperialist past that's that's true as well juice anything when it starts getting wet yeah yes that's what people get all grown if you bring any sort of you know moisture into it that's the problem because it's slippery when wet i don't know it's just like like i think one of the most disgusting term and all like we used to try to think of the most disgusting names to give ourselves when we were playing Rocket League on the go off games with Jesse and

Stefan. They have a twitch stream friends of ours, but I don't have you guys had them on by the way. I don't think I don't have any connection with them really outside. Oh, you should have the YKS guys on. Yeah, I would love to. Sure, but the grossest name that I ever came up with

was slimy bong. Yeah, that's gross. It's pretty nasty and it's just the moisture of it the slimy moisture of it is like i realize that's kind of what anytime you bring that in if something is completely dry it can't even be that gross water for roads yeah it's true um i'd like to read some man we have to read every answer on this i've been scrolling through again the question is is it okay if my wife goes fishing with her mail boss on the weekend this is an answer from willie who is former used to be machine operator for a sawmill like cannonsville company 1999 to 2020 great yeah i bet they're

going fishing all right why don't you ask her if she wants a chaperone to tag along you better be careful of this he might put his pole where it doesn't belong and i am talking about inside your wife and then the emoji that like saw a ghost i i love my fishing rod length penis it's really long and thin i would say that's around how long most penises are like six to eight feet i have several rings on it sharp uh ali martins is the next one yeah uh not if only the two of them not okay either go with them or let her go if others are going definitely not the two alone no one in the right mind allows their wife to do this i mean again i i don't there could be like you know the boss really well like you guys are all friends or whatever and it's something like i could see it

But it definitely is odd to be like, I am going to go with my boss on a fishing trip, just the two of us. That is like an odd thing to do, definitely, you know, on the surface. It would have more clout for me or like cachet if this was a regular institution that's like the company fishing trip. But if it's just randomly like, well, you and I go alone to the woods for the weekend, I would be suspicious. Yeah. Yeah. okay wait we got an interesting caveat here from b reese who's a former senior sales editor or executive at insurance b reese she if she is trying she if she is trying to get a raise

yes because she will be having lots of sex with him and his friend his friend oh shit that's so this person's having a fantasy of some sort of a gangbang type situation it was never even discussed he just brought that person just brought that into the equation themselves they're going to the dock to open up a train station on your wife god damn this is a great answer do you want to read it by russ russ s owner contractor i went fishing with a bunch of guys and we were drinking a lot not go wild i ended up sucking all their cocks and sucked and fuck everyone the whole weekend i can wait till this year oh damn russ awesome is it it's an annual event now okay we do look at fucking like why is he excited about this year

russ s's bio says i'm looking for a partner i would like to find a girl that likes going to the nude beach and she would like to have two bi guys make love to her and i would like her to be able to have sex with other people and that would be a turn on so any woman would like this let me know claire this guy sounds awesome he's pretty cool okay his most recent question is in all caps from may and it's why am i so turned on by black cock i am by white guy but every day every day i think about sucking cock i go looking for it every chance i can live it in pa i'd want to get game banged by six unknown caller who's calling you Who is it?

It's somebody from Chelsea. Pick it up. I forgot my phone was connected to the roadcaster. In the middle of my speech about black cock. I just want to say this is the strangest diction for a post I've ever seen where it's all caps except for like three lowercase words. I don't know how to read it. Anyway, it's his second post about, because the one before that is... It seems like it's exclusive.

It's racially tinned. It's all questions about black cock. It's essentially every single post is on my mail, and I can't stop thinking about sucking Blackhawk. I also really like that it's all a question. Like, it's like, this most recent, the other one is, I want Blackhawk now. I swallow cum and we'll do a gangbang?

Do you have to form it in a question? There's an answer. There's an answer on that one. Okay, we'll read the answer. Okay. Okay. One answer here, of course, is from Alan, who says, I was into black guys at first,

but I found they don't come near as much as white guys. however when they fuck you in the ass oh so much more feeling i still love black guys to fuck me but i love the feeling from white guys after they come in my ass anyway russ i'm really looking i'm really into your outlook having sex with bed is my favorite pastime we should hook up yeah that's it was really off-putting the way he says all that stuff and then he calls him by name at the end like i know that it's just whatever but then he's like anyways russ it's almost like it's like he's outside or something it like it made it feel really personal and weird you know at the end of an invite like that you gotta close the invitation just shout out russ um keep doing what you're

doing i wonder if this all started that one fateful fishing trip i really love the um i'm really into your outlook like that's like a linkedin version of like the linkedinified version of saying uh i love that you fuck only black guys i love your brand i'm really into your outlook about having sex with black guys wow okay cool i think has one question about like uh about his estate can the executor of the estate purchase belongings themselves that should be sold below their value and not let the beneficiaries know they can keep the items this one sounds dubiously legal at the end there yeah but then after that it's of course i'm a buy mail i'm looking for a woman that would like to have a threesome and have sex with black

guys. I'm getting a band together. Great. I want to suck a penis like a gangbanger. Can you help me? Alright, leave Russ alone. Help me. Alright, fine. Russ is a powerful homeowner and you need to respect him. He's a cool guy. Do you want to do our final segment? I thought you were calling

a slur there for a second. What was the slur? Well, you said homeowner. I was like, hey, relax. I have nothing but respect for Russ and everything he's doing. Owning a house is a naughty thing to me. It's so naughty. Okay, well, we'd like to close the show with some chorus

written in by the listeners themselves. Please send us your chorus-style questions at Quarriors at gmail.com. This is our recurring section, Is That Okay? All right, we'll see if I can... Is that okay? I'm just going to pull this up. Oh, I have it on my desktop, but it was...

Whatever, who cares? which one of these you want to do is the one with is it this one i'm white it's one that i've already opened because i downloaded it i i definitely unopened one though you can unopen them yes what yeah you can i'm just gonna quick one alex okay yeah whatever uh let's do this one that says i'm white by the way great i got a friend who is not interested in you hey couriers um so i was having sex with this black guy and he really wanted me to call him the n-word my in bed um and i never use that word i don't even say it when i'm singing along to songs but he did ultimately convince me and it made him come so in the race war is that score

one for white people is that score one for black people i don't know please don't say my name or any identifying information thank you huh this is some podcast you guys got here back to back you know could i just say that you really answered the prompt of send us a quora style question perfectly that is pretty impressive we have no one to blame but ourselves for this I cannot believe how

thematic that was your question is who wins the race war also you don't need to say you're white we do listen I don't think that I could ever I don't think I think that would be so uncomfortable and weird you know

it's like kind of it's like a little bit of role play but like In a bad way. What is having sex with someone if not singing a song? Jeremy, I couldn't have said it better with myself. That would be my answer as well. I think we all win the race war

when we climax together. Two cigars. I've heard of this happening before. I have. You have heard of this before? In your like you know somebody? In your travels? Yeah, I know somebody who had this asked

of them who won the race war because of it i think they did i don't think i'd do it i don't think i would say i don't think i would either i'd say consent is sexy okay fair enough i think this is an old donald glover bit right doesn't he have a bit about this on weirdo maybe uh the thing is if they're asking you to say it it's really only between you two it's a tree falls in the wood situation so i don't know at that point it's just like if you want to make them happy he's wearing a wire um i think uh i love it when we're grooving together that's my final who wins the race war i think you've lost the race war in that one white people yeah i think we've all sort of because you're having like a guilt about it that you're sending in questions to that's true about

it the fact that you feel bad about it means that we lost so i hope you're happy you're costing us points yeah we've lost points we need these points midnight yeah points saying the edward during sex points points chris hardwick points points to black people taking it back and that's gonna be the show for another week thank you so much for coming on chris it is it's not always like that at the end come on my show is much worse all the time so i can't say anything okay well uh we're gonna find you at home and abroad sorry what do you have anything you'd like to plug i was just doing one of my patented canadian stories there for the audience they always

want me to do at least one an episode uh just the guys podcast uh you could check it out and yeah check out um check out the guys podcast that's it yeah okay i'm a big fan uh do you guys do some great work over there if you enjoy our show you will definitely like guys we've all been on it oh yeah we we sort of stole like it's a lot of basically like i didn't know you guys had this show but it's like we kind of stole your idea well we're the first people to ever make fun of weirdos on the internet so we take full credit specifically go on quora and look at quora stuff But Brian's just like, hey, check out this great original idea I thought of where we go on Quora.

And it's like, now I'm starting to realize you may have stolen it from you guys. So yeah. Anyways, I mean, that's fine. I think that's the end of this discussion. We're not going to talk about it in any legal sense after this, but I do believe we stole almost the entire concept of your podcast. It's okay. We stole it from Podcast About List.

Yes. And also, you know, before I was talking to Jeremy and I was like, we're going to come up with the easiest idea possible. and then i googled quora podcast and nothing came up and i was like we've locked it and then one year in people are like isn't that just what they do on my brother my brother and me and i'm like that's not what i googled so i wouldn't know yeah anyway it's an original idea please uh if you would like even more of it go to our patreon at patreon.com slash quarators where we We have bonus episodes every Thursday where we do go on other websites.

Interesting stuff going on over there. Last week, Jeremy found an entire movie about a surprise billionaire who is disguised as a homeless man that we watched. Yeah, we did do that. So there's interesting stuff going on over there. Is that by any chance a film by Frank D'Angelo? It was by some Chinese company called Real Film or something. Frank D'Angelo did make a movie like that.

Really? The famed Canadian movie director, Frank D'Angelo. There were some billionaires who used to fund a lot of his projects. It was an older couple who were murdered, and they've never caught the person who murdered them. And he's a really interesting figure. Interesting. You guys should check him out.

I will check him out. Weird guys. Yeah, he makes movies himself. He funds them himself. And he gets, like, real actors, like, because he pays a bunch of money, so he'll get real Hollywood old actors coming in to, like, making a mafia movie.

and it's some of the most insane shit ever anyways he has a that that plot is one of his that rocks this was a straight up vertical video for an hour and a half and the name is just seo term that name of the movie is literally called like my husband who is a homeless but actually a billionaire is my christmas present you will never imagine my surprise when i see this yeah it's pretty crazy and it was good anyway please support our show we don't have ads yeah okay that's the last thing i want to say and i love you and goodbye bye