Quorators - Is 51 Too Old To Be A Hot Wife? w/ Clare O'Kane

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense? What is something gay men can get from a man but not a woman? They tell us smoking is bad, but people like Eminem have been heavily smoking but are still alive and healthy at 50 plus. Why? I'm 17 and smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and am fighting with my mom. ----- Check out Clare's stuff at ClareOkane.com Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

It is Quarators, we're back for another week here at the Cracked Studios, home of the fact. We're your hosts, I'm Alex, this is Jeremy, we're here every week and we have a very special guest for you this week. You may have seen her on Saturday Night Live. No. In the credits where her name was. At the very end. Or if you went there and found her. Sure.

They don't let you wave goodbye if you're a writer? They don't let you do the waving? If we're in the bathroom, we're allowed to do that. If you went to the bathroom when they were waving, it's Claire O'Kane. Hey. Hey, what's up? What's going on? Chilling, excited to read these quarrels.

That's the show. Also, sometimes we feel like we have to explain the show to the people because they're wandering in the front door on Quora.com. Yeah. Wandering in the front door. Yeah. This is kind of open door policy. Yeah.

I picture YouTube like a barn. Stinky. It's stinky. That's what I meant to say. Shall we just get right into it? Sure, yeah. I'm not afraid to or anything. Have you been on Quora before?

I have on accident. Okay. That's most people, I think. For various reasons having to do with vaginal discharges. That's just what we wanted to hear, Claire. We do have a question about this. We do? Yes.

We'll get to it. Great. One step at a time. Now, we have a great question at the end of last week. We bookend every show with a question we ask on Quora.com. Last week's question was... How can I maximize the number of kisses from my wife? Now, Jeremy and I are both married.

Two married men. I'm married. Claire is married. We're all married. We're all wondering. Not to each other. How do we get this number up? How do we get this number way up?

We got four answers, but they're all filtered under needs improvement. Oh, I thought we had none. You said we had none. Well, I thought we had none because they were hidden. Oh, shit. Cora hid them all. Answers that need improvement. I mean, we'll be the judge of that.

Wives do not approve of these answers. I don't know why. One of them just says be a better person. That's not true. Yeah. I feel like bad husbands are getting even double the kisses. It's not fair. It's just a feeling I have.

Yeah, there are only so many walls you can punch. I have a feeling there's like a secret bad husband who gets more kisses than me from my wife when I'm not around. Oh, yeah. Oh, from your wife. Yeah. He's like the hat man, but for kisses. The attic husband. Always gesturing, either.

This one's really sad from Marilyn Scott. She says, whenever she's free, go for it. My husband doesn't give me hugs very often. He says, help yourself. I say, yes, but you could too. Help yourself. I hear that, Marilyn. Is there a way we can reach out to Marilyn?

I don't like that we know their full name. We can get all their info. Do you want to know where they work? We don't have that much about her, unfortunately. Coward. She's asked three questions, though. This is why you're not getting enough hugs. Yeah.

Can I have a song called, You've Got to Have Heart? you got to have skin to keep your innards in. I don't know this one. She mostly just does Bible-related stuff. Oh, cool. Okay, yeah.

That's what we know from her. Bible got a lot of good stories with hugs in them. Terry Douglas says, you show her how the kisses lead to more. Terry. Terry.

You gotta train them like a dog, pretty much. So you kiss, and then lift up your shirt. Dude, they're like a teen drama thing where you lift your shirt up

by doing the X, the crossword. The X. Ladies love that. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. That's Wario. You can kiss him.

Yeah, and that's all of them. There's one more that says you kiss back. You can also ask for some more. That's not an answer to anything.

Can I have some more kisses, husbands? Please. Please, some more kisses. It is interesting that around half of those, I agree,

do need improvement. Yeah. And then the other two were like, no, that was good. Put that up on the front page of the question. Well, that was our question. But we have a bunch of questions we found.

This first one is a Hollywood question. This is Quinsletown. All of our segments are Quora-themed. I think it's an orange one, Alex. Yeah, it's this one. Here in Quinsletown, we're seeing the top stars of the day and asking them questions. Is Leonardo DiCaprio, does his mother ever punish him?

This question is, which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense? Now, Jeremy and I had a disagreement about this question, which is that I argued it is a medical question. I don't think it's a medical question at all. I think it's a medical question, but I wonder if they're talking about in a movie. I think they mean scenes when they say sense. They mean to say scenes. In a birth sense? But also, that makes sense like that, too.

I think they're saying, clearly these actresses in birth scenes are giving birth to real babies. But it's not the vagina. But what hole do they keep those live babies in while they're waiting for their close-up? This is a good question. If it's for a movie, the baby comes out of the butthole. Yeah, the flaps. You can put them up there. You can store them.

It's kind of like a magician with the box with the lady in it and the swords. There's a special area that they put the baby. The hole in a sword sense. in a birth sense is such good that's gonna stick with me for months after we stop she doesn't she acts is the answer yeah that's the top one she acts in a birth scene you don't see a baby coming out you see a woman sweating and swearing slash screaming and a doctor muttering or praying and telling the woman to push and then the baby is picked up and handed to her so this is someone who knows like it's an actor it's fake but the baby is real

It's coming out of somewhere. Have you ever seen a movie where they use actual birth footage and you're just like, wow, that's crazy. It's really upsetting. It ruins the magic of the film for a second. I think it's in Knocked Up. Really? It's everyone's favorite movie.

Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that in a few weeks. They took it off the airplane, so I can't watch it anymore. Jeremy's pretty young. You might not know about Knocked Up. I'm 19. You're the youngest person I know. Post-Apatow.

This is a video of a baby. Oh, this is in France. No, that's Giovanni Ribisi. You know what? You figure out who this is, but I am amazed everyone knew that they meant scene. I am too. It took you explaining to me that they meant scene

for me to become game for this. I was so confused. This person says the hole in the contract I don't know what that means Yeah a baby comes out of a hole in the contract This is why SAG is on strike This is from Robert Esposito He lives in north central Illinois

This guy looks like a baby He kind of does look like a baby We don't like to shame anybody on Quora Especially if they went to What high school did they go to They went to MSU Make stuff up Oh, Robert, get it together.

Grow up. Grow up. From the face. In a face sense. Get a beard. Oh, how rude. No more of him. He disgusts me.

Okay, let's do a police segment. Five Quo. Slam that police button. See, that's the police sound. It's not if you're driving. If you're listening in traffic, this is not a car pulling you over. You are not being pulled over. It's just Five Quo.

brother okay where were we this question is on republicans.quora.com oh here we go also rqc there's an air your number one dedicated quora space for pure republicanism huh um what would a gun owner do if i stood in front of his house set up my camera and started live streaming his home 24 7 on social media for people to watch i will do so until he gives up his guns If I'm not on his property, then it's legal, right? I will do so. Yeah, it's legal. I don't know what angle to attack the question from because the what would a gun owner do is a different question from it's legal, right?

That's two questions. It's two questions. Two quares. Two gotchas. You tried to slip in there. I think if the person got a, what is it called when you can't, you don't, you have to stay this far away from me. Restraining order.

Restraining order. Restraining order. Restraining order. If the person got a restraining order, then it was not, it would not be legal. You don't understand. Words don't always come to me right away. I was really excited that that one was there for me. I feel like I've never said it out loud, so maybe.

Just always on the top of my mind. Unfortunately, I have to talk about it so often. Yeah, it comes up on Quora quite often. um okay so can you what would a republican do okay a gun owner what would a gun owner do if you just off of their property filmed them non-stop day and night for until until the sun blew up what uh is your ethnicity i would ask okay that makes a big difference can you get away with a murder uh yeah i don't know i think in some states you could argue self-defense for that you could be like i don't know if they're trying to take in me like if they're trying to

shoot me and get my profile and load me into a eastern european gang to come get taken well i sorry i was looking for a specific answer i missed the beginning jeremy focus please i'm also what i'm saying is you could argue it's self-defense if you could say that the video is in some way hostile, like it's going to be given to the bad guys from Taken who come and take you and your daughter and your precious daughter.

Yeah. Okay. That's my daughter. You're not going to take her. I'll shoot you with my gun. Yeah. But if you just have your little GoPro and you're kind of just standing there,

you're not even saying anything. Yeah. Well, no, but if you're there, like, for an unlimited amount of time, like all day and night forever. If you're blocking the sidewalk, Yeah, you can't be doing that. Yeah, that's a crime.

Sidewalk crime. Yeah, it's kind of a weird... I don't know. I think I would just close my blinds. I just feel like... What would a gun owner do? Yeah. But then they win.

There's too many questions happening. It's a lot of questions. Yeah, big surprise. Jeremy doesn't own a gun. You could kill me so easily. I will do so. You could easily be killed. So the meaning of this is that he wants him to give up his guns.

Yeah. And the only way that he feels like he can do that... Yeah, to film, start a Twitch channel, basically. Everybody's got to get streaming. It's the answer to all of these. If I get enough bits, I'll stop. If I was Hassan, this wouldn't be happening to me right now. Yeah.

Yeah, but there's only one solution to that, baby. That's a lot of people's answers. Oh, I thought you said the door slammed. A lot of people were just like, I would shoot the camera. This guy says I'd walk around naked a lot, which I think is good. Yeah, that's sexy. Wait, but if you want to walk around naked, then everyone on social media can see you. Yeah.

This is Mark Rodriguez, former soldier at U.S. Army. Says, I'd walk around naked in front of my window, unaware of the existence of your camera. Maybe, quote, unknowingly make love to my wife with an audience. Hey! Be, quote, surprised and call the police on a peeping Tom. Oh, so it's making him part of his kink. Yeah, that's kind of a sexy answer. Yeah.

Sexy surprise. He's saying he's going to sue you. He's like, now you've illegally taken a video of me having sex. But really, he just likes it. I just would like you to see that and have it forever. Here's my address. This guy's got a whole plan where he says, go outside in front of your camera and play some music from a radio station.

Shortly after, your live streams will be shut down for copyright violations. And you won't be able to restart your streaming until you've jumped through a lot of legal hoops. Get them on the IP. That's so smart. I would put Bugs Bunny in my windows. so the Warner Brothers Corporation has no choice. This is the smartest Republican I've ever seen.

Jim Shoots. He's probably on the Supreme Court or something. Everyone's always talking about Jim Shoots on the Supreme Court because he shoots to kill. Wow, you should see what he looks like. I don't think this is fake. I'm not going to put his face on his real face. I don't think it's real.

It's fake. Because it's too masculine. And his bio is just a simple black conservative who loves metaphors. The Democrat Party uses minorities as their pawns by dangling a carrot in front of them. This is a controversial start to Corators this week. I take it back. I take it back. He's not smart.

He's just got a... He's the smartest man out there. He's got a lot of time on his hands. He's committed a lot of copyright infringement is what it's called. He knows a lot about it. This just really happened to him. Guys, can we just respect Jim Shoots for a second? He shoots, he scores.

He shoots, he scores. He really does. Nothing left to say. I gladly found a shoots pun unrelated to guns for this gun owner question. He shoots, he scores. Unless that's better off with the air horn. Do they play that? I haven't been to a basketball event in some time.

Do they play the air horn? They must. Do they ever swish it up and blow that baby? Probably. But not like that. Yeah. Well, just once. They do that at hockey games.

I know that. Yeah. They'll play that once because it's like, oh, boy, everyone, a hockey shot. This is our impression of the hockey horn. Anyway, this is a romance question. It's core romance. We're hitting a lot of segments today. Yeah.

Welcome to core romance. Is there a romance sound? Will you let love touch your heart, baby? This question is, what is something gay men can get from a man but not a woman? This is a real bridge troll style riddle. What is something that a man can get?

Something gay that you can bet. And then you have to fuck him to get out of the bridge. Some days you've got to soak my dick to cross this bridge. Daddy got to get paid. What is something a gay man can get from a man? But not from a woman. Probably gay sex. The sun is named North.

The sun is named South. Okay, something. Gay sex, for sure. That's the big one that I can think of. It seems like they're leading us there, and I just wonder what other paths there are. A woman can peg a man. Sure.

Sure. So ass plays in. It's fully in play. I think semen from balls. Sure. Because you can get a dildo that just has that. They make them. Well, that's not real.

It's not real. It's not from the balls. It's not real semen. No, it's just like juice. What is it? I don't know. You can kind of pump it with anything. I just put glue in there.

My side job is I sell my cum to the cum, the dildo company. We're going to get more money on this show, man. We're going to get you out of that. That's a cracked fact. That's a cracked fact. Jeremy sells his cum. That's a fact. The sperm bank won't take it.

Well, this guy says, I'm bisexual and I've experienced both sides and honestly take sexual preferences out of the equation, guys are way better. Yup. Guys, this is also, I just want to say, this is from my email. Cora emailed this one to me. This is not one we found.

It just seems like a question that's relevant to you and your life. Stories for Jeremy. Jeremy needs some reassurance that guys rock. Yeah. Just if you're forgetting. Unreal. I'm just going to watch the big game with you.

He says, a guy is someone to love who is also your bro, someone with less mood swigs, someone kinder and less sexist. What? Someone who I have found to be more genuine, adventurous, and spirited, someone with a better or at least more relatable sense of humor, and someone you don't feel you need to break from, quit as much as you would while in a relationship with a woman. This guy does not like women. No, he's just a misogynist. He's a gay misogynist. Well, he's a bisexual misogynist.

Yes, if there's an equal opportunity. Women often use the fact of having a different body as an excuse for everything. Oh, tell it. You don't get that between two guys. Guys don't have their periods. Guys don't have their periods. So guys can't give you a period. He says, I will say these things do not apply to all women,

but in my experience, it is the case with most women born after 1936. What? Okay, let's check this guy out. All right, this is Wolf. Can atheists be anti-LGBT? He says, I suppose they can. Wolf. That is the perfect name for this homophobic bisexual.

The hunter is on the loose. Man, why do I not have a wolf howl on here? I feel like that comes up every other week. He knows about Germany. He lives in German. Jeweler, a designer, an archaeologist, and a pro diver. And a pro diver. a pro diving wolf

what are they going to think up next most women born after 1936 can't find a man like him he asked a question what happens to

the real gentlemen what happened to the real gentlemen's clubs why are they so loud profane and in lack of intellectuals and mental stimulation

you're just looking for like a cigar bar you think he went to like a strip club and was just like this isn't what I wanted so loud in here what happened in 1936

I want to talk about Dean Kuntz. Dean Kuntz came up last episode. Oh, really? Yeah. He's in the zeitgeist. It's Kuntz o'clock, baby. Kuntz, come on the show. Also, this guy Wolf is a contributor to the Teen Club.

Oh, no. And like for real, teens only do WTV. I thought he was a professional diver. Maybe he's a teen. When do the lies end with you, Wolf? He could be a teen, right? Yeah, they're a professional teen diver. want to look at this that was bad that was bad all right never mind don't like click at teen groups

oh my god it's not there's not safe to click around on teen stuff but um this guy says thank you for the question about the what can gay men get he says as a gay man i can say it's got to be the cock big facts on that one that's absolutely true killing spree all right well that's that question okay i learned a lot wow we're blowing through these yeah yeah should we slow down should we read more of the like getting excited but i want more yeah i'm getting tired well this question is is 51 too old to be a hot wife no no a resounding no these are easy questions i think for me they're a little too easy okay but i'm gonna propose this more difficult you know about like hot wifing no what is this it's so being a wife who is hot is one thing and that's fine

hot wiping is like a swinging thing oh really if you're a hot wife it's it's like it's like having like a hot dog and that you know what i don't want to finish that thought but uh The point is it's like a term for like a swinger wife. Okay. So you can like swap, like wife swap. I didn't know this. Hot wife. I've never swapped wives.

I have to assume, and both of us have never swapped wives. Wait. You guys should ask that question if it's cool if you guys swap wives. Is 32 too old to be a hot husband? Do they say that as well? Is there a hot husband or no? No, it doesn't roll off the tongue the same way. Yeah, it doesn't.

Husband is too long. Hot hobby. Hot spin. Hot dog, again, is right there. Hot dog, again, sounds like you're fucking a dog, though, at that point. Well, it could be, or I think of the meat. I think of the meat, the dog. That's where I go first, which is weird.

I did, but you said, well, hot wife is a wife you can swap, just like a hot dog, and now I'm thinking you're dog swapping. Well, and that's the thing is I think that would be, if that term was applied, often used by the worst people who have sex with dogs, and that is not what we're talking about on the show today. Not anymore. So, no, I think 51-year-olds are probably the prime time to be hot-wifing, actually.

Because I think people are settled into marriages and are, like, ready to mix it up. Can I see who asked this question? There's photos of 51-year-old women. Great. This is a woman standing next to Rob Lowe. I don't know who it is. That's, like, Rob Lowe's wife? This is just a list of women in their 50s considered attractive.

Let's hear it. Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry I don't even want to read these words Julia Roberts Let's hear it from your mouth Jeremy These hot wives You think are so hot It's never too old

To be a hot wife Honestly I almost said it's never too young There is a way to be too young To be a hot wife Wait that woman looks like my cousin Oh Claire's cousin's on this one Paula Wood she wrote I am 52 and a hot wife.

Full of cum in this picture. Full of cum? Yeah, look. Okay, so this is what I'm saying. She does kind of look like she's full of cum. She's glowing. She's glowing. Got that pregnant glow.

She's wearing like a sweater. I think that's honestly like a color filter. I don't think that's her. That's just a lighting issue. This is probably pornography. Oh, that is. Never mind. Every week.

Every week we end up here. I can't believe you can post that. Quora is a really open space. It's actually mostly smut. I found the question asker. Their name is Jay, and they're an industrial mechanic, and they studied at Southgate High School.

Well, Jay. Jay, you're never too old. You're never too old to start swapping. All of their questions is about wives. Hot wives. My wife used to be a hot wife and would cuck me. Now she refuses. Why? This is a cuckold.

A hot wife. He's swapping my hot wife. How many hot wives are at motels with their lovers this weekend? Probably a whole bunch. Handful. At least a few. At least a spattering. Do wives want to cuck their hubby? This guy's just kind of insecure.

He's really stuck on this one thing. Yeah. Yeah. It would be great if there was like 10 of these questions, and I'm like, how do you start a car if you're out in the cold? The thing with his original question is like, I can't tell if it's like do you care if she's too hot or if she's too old I don't know yeah that's a good question I think it's like I got this 51 year old wife upstairs I wonder if I can

hot wife that she has she expired should I not I think he's gonna roll the rovers I think he's single I think he's just making up scenarios for himself he sounds ready to mingle he just wants that woman to post a picture of herself and say she's full of cum? Well, she did. It worked. I want to add that woman. I'm not sure if we're going to put her picture in this,

but she's fully clothed. She just, you know. Yeah, it feels weird to just put her photo up. It's like her in the store. It looks like, imagine me saying I'm full of cum. It's like that. A pleasant smile. Yeah.

Shrug emoji. What, me worry full of cum? Not my 51 hot white ass. Most of these people are not talking about it from the hot wifing community. They're just saying like, hey, if you're hot, flaunt it. Be yourself. My hubby says that's the hottest thing of all. I'm 62.

Thanks, Tammy. The word hubby is getting thrown around a lot today. Tammy's job is bipolar writer. We need more of those. The economy is short of bipolar writers. Thanks, Tammy. Mother, grandmother, and wife type unit. Weird.

Don't know what that means. Wife unit. Matrimony. Oh, Tammy, behave. I like this. This is Alex answering. This guy, Steve, says, lots of people answering do not know what a hot wife is. Yep.

On Quora, I go by Steve. I couldn't think of a good name. Well, I don't want to answer it. I don't want to read this guy's question. What do we got next? Okay, let's move on. This is a difficult question. I had an affair several years ago and my husband forgave me.

Should I attend the funeral of my affair partner? My husband is devastated by the thought of my attendance. You don't got to do. I got it. No, I got to do it. Oh, no, not you. I'm saying she don't got to do that. I was like, yeah, I get really defensive about the soundboard.

I'm hitting all the buttons I intend to hit today, so I'm really kind of soundboard-focused right now. You're kind of a bipolar writer. Yeah, I have ups and downs. Yeah, if you loved someone once, you must ship them off to the next world. Not if their family's going to be there. Well, it's kind of a farewell to the next world, though. I think it depends on how he died

So your family hates this Their family won't be happy you're there Unless you started a second family with them The only person who would really want to see you Probably is the guy who's dead He's dead He's so dead He's over

You fucking killed him bitch You were hot wifing it left and right And now he's dead You were too old to hot wife And this is what happened We told you not to You were 52. Somebody got hurt.

My husband is devastated by the thought. So don't go. It's bad enough that the person died. If you write the word devastated at any point in it, that's probably like a good tell. Like maybe it's not worth it. Reread. Why don't you favor the living people in the equation?

That would be my suggestion. Yeah, don't make things worse for yourself. Or wear a disguise. That's always fun. Wig time. Wig time. If this isn't wig time, I don't know what is. If I ever die, I feel like, and I don't plan to,

but I do think I'd like to have a mysterious person at my funeral. Everyone's like, who is that? And no one knows. You said mysterious, and I really got locked on a Spider-Man film, Mysterio, who I would not want at my funeral. He has a crystal ball for a head. Would have wanted him or any other Spider-Man villains.

The Rhino could come Yeah he seems like he could be polite Or like Doc Ock He's a doctor So people think you're high class Yeah Who else we got Spider-Man

Give a thumbs up or thumbs down I wouldn't want Venom to come to my funeral Thumbs down for Venom Knock with the devil Yeah he'd probably eat my head well you'd be dead does he eat dead people's heads

I don't know why is his name Venom why is his name Venom I think that's actually his name that's like his birth name yeah his mother named him Venom

like the alien's name his symbiote mother his mother was a drug addict oh that makes sense do you not know anything about Venom no it kind of seems like

you don't know anything about Venom I just know the M&M song Venom Venom Venom that's such a funny entry point to Venom It's like the only entry point. How did you come across the song if you didn't see the movie?

Because I heard someone sing it. I haven't even heard the real song. Not even Eminem? No. I was live at Eminem, and I was like, I've got to look into this guy. Apparently they made a movie about him, about the character from the song. He's made of slime. He eats your brain.

But anyway, he's not invited. He's devastated. Venom cannot come to my funeral. Yeah, I can't be doing that. You know what? I just don't, the idea of my funeral, people showing up also who like maybe thought they were closer friends than we were. No fake friends at my funeral. No fake friends.

No fake friends. I'll know the difference and I'm dead. Yeah. Everyone's going to be, yeah. Only the homies. Straight up. At my funeral. Invite only.

Invite only. If you don't get invited, do not come. Although, maybe this is too dark for a thing. I've been to some comedian funerals where you have a lot of people mourning who are having too much fun with it. And then people get mad that there's too many clowns at the funeral.

And so that would be something you could be aware of. Yeah. There's the famous Doug Kenny thing. You know what I'm talking about? Who jumped off the damn cliff. Yeah, yeah. It was like he's the creator of, what is it? National Lampoon.

and someone at his funeral said like he probably fell off a cliff or something and someone was like or they didn't know if he had fallen or killed himself and then someone was like he probably fell looking for a place to jump, right?

That's pretty funny. Harold Ramis gets credit for a little funeral joke. Harold, stop punching up our funeral. I like the idea of a funeral being like sorry man, no boys allowed until more girls come. Ratio is off. It's a sausage fest.

Who do you know in there? I like this guy His name is Carl Rocket And he's got like A fedora kind of hat Yo I don't even know He's got a goatee

And a hat And he's grimacing Just kidding This is my Quora account I'm Carl Rocket I have a cool mustache And a villain's hat He's a serial cheater

Until I met the woman I wanted to be faithful What Carl He's just Non-monogamous Serial cheater Is what he said

Maybe actually Yeah he's a liar Like serial killer he's fucking he's carl rock carl rocket he's 55 years old and creative af woke af liberal democrat all right carl rocket these are some crazy bios yeah like these might be the craziest bios on the internet i'm gonna drop a follow on carl rocket sweetest bio you'll ever meet he says based on the way the question reads you have a bigger problem than an awkward funeral.

You got roasted by the rocket. You seem to still be expressing attachment to the third party. Quote, my affair partner, not quote, the man I cheated with. I guess. Just die. And it is unbelievable that you had already mentioned to your husband and he said it would hurt him and then you

ask us here on Quora in spite of what your husband said? Carl Rockett's dropping facts. Carl Rockett has no survivors. He read a book or wrote a book? He read a book. I thought I missed that he wrote a book. He read that Esther Perel book. He's dropping cracked facts.

If there's any chance Carl wrote a book, we cannot miss that on the show. Carl is 51, too old to be a hot wife. Is there any way to ask him to write? You know what? We'll tag him in on whatever our question is. Is 150 too old to be a hot wife? Oh, that's wise.

That's a good question. Oh, he's part of the Narcissistic Victim Syndrome Support. Yeah, a lot of narcissism stuff. Damn, that sucks. And then also trans people, exclamation point. Oh, awesome. I wonder how they're yelling it. He's a filmmaker.

Oh, I want to see it. Can I look up if he made a movie or something? For the rest of this podcast, we'll be watching Carl's movie. All right, I shouldn't do this. He's a doctor. There's a doctor named Carl Rocket. See, this one doesn't have a villain's mustache and a hat, though. That's him.

I think that's him. For sure. That's the freelance videographer that's not a doctor of any kind. It's not Dr. Octopus. It looks like he took that picture at a bowling alley. It does look like that. It's a crazy photo. Yeah, you know you're in Brooklyn when the doctors look like freelance videographers.

All right, that's enough of this guy. Let's move on to QuoraMD. This is our doctor segment. Welcome to QuoraMD. stroll the halls of the hospital here with us as we diagnose how fucking sick you are and how sick you are.

Nailed it. This question is, why can't I say that when the Jewish doctor falsely accused me of having ADHD it was hate speech because I hated it? Now this question is very weird. It's verbose.

It has no answers, I don't think. It's a rich text. Is the answer what? someone says apparently you can say it or at least write it it's just not true so fair enough

okay so I will say it's hate speech because I hated it that's a good line I feel like I've heard that before you have? yeah

you're so young he's a hack you're so young I like that yeah I'm turning 30 in a month and I'm the youngest person Alex has ever met

I believe it this is hate speech Alex texted me about like I use TikTok I know and that's how young Jeremy is whoa

young Jeremy why can't i say that when the jewish doctor falsely accused me now if i was the editor for this post i would say you don't need that that one yeah i'd say it's distracting unless this person i need more context is it the photo are we supposed to gravitate to that word is it supposed to be like let me tell you buddy they'll say stuff like that Like, is that supposed to be what I'm telling you? Yeah, that's what he wants us to say. This person's name is ADHD M. Reisman.

So ADHD is in their name. ADHD M. Reisman. Now, he claims that he was falsely accused of having ADHD from this Jewish doctor. His name is Dam and not Dan. Okay, so this guy's whole thing is actually just not liking Jewish people. So this is kind of interesting. So it makes sense. It's kind of interesting, though, because he's willing to go against his ADHD thing,

which is apparently a big part of his life, just to disrespect his Jews. Anti-Semitic ADHD-dom. I can anti-Sem-at-em. His bio says, I'm a bit sleepy tonight, but when I wake up, I'm going Death Con 3 on Jewish people. The funny thing is I actually can't be anti-Semitic because black people are actually Jew. Also, you guys have toyed with me and tried to blackball anyone who opposes your agenda. This is Kanye West. This is Kanye West's Quora account.

Oh, wow. That's such a big get. I don't know what's going on. I'm afraid to invite him on the show, Jeremy. I actually do not know what's going on in this. Adam Reisman insulted Dr. Something. I created an account to get back at Adam. So this is not Adam.

He's making fun of Adam. People with ADHD are worthless lowlifes. Satire needs a clear target. Who are only good for manual labor when being supervised by a normal person who has an electric whip. So I'm Jewish and Alex has ADHD. So this guy really is coming for us. Oh, they're coming for both of us? Am I the target?

Yeah, he says that people with ADHD, you're so distracted by your ADHD that you miss it. He said that you can only be good for manual labor. It's just that the whole thing is word salad, so I don't know that there are sentences in there. This is so, okay. So this account is run by someone who's trying to make fun of Adam Reisman,

but it still comes off as anti-Semitic. No, he doesn't like Jews, and he doesn't like ADHD. These are the two things he hates. Is Adam Reisman not a Jewish name? No, so he's not Adam Reisman. Adam Reisman. How much lore do I have to read to follow? This is Adam Reisman, who's full-time dad at Family.

He's had it too good for too long. He's a Jewish linguist. Okay. Is he a doctor? I don't think so. Okay. Now, this other guy, we don't know his name. He made an account making fun of Adam Reisman because a Jewish doctor told him he has ADHD.

Medical questions are so touchy. Adam Reisman is the doctor. Is the doctor who? Oh, wait. I don't know. The doctor is a woman. Shit. All I know is that this guy says that he, I hate people with ADHD because a Jewish Zionist doctor falsely accused me of having it when, in fact, I am mentally healthy.

i'm actually just an alcoholic and i'm very proud of being racist sexist transphobic islamophobic curry phobic and xenophobic i can't follow it i can't follow the story this is crazy it's really pushing me beyond my boundaries i can't follow it he says he went to a german doctor who said that he was fine what that just seems like maybe that's a bad doctor because you clearly have adhd i cannot understand a thing you're not well and then there's a bunch of like 1488 stuff in here but it's just like a nazi what does that mean those herbs it's like yeah nazis love numbers they love they're like they love little puzzles they like throwbacks to math yeah so the 14 words are like some nazi phrase about like the importance of family or something

and then 88 is hh which is heil hitler yeah it's like that's like a lot to explain it's so lame honestly that's like t like 12 year old boy yeah how are you a nerd for being a nazi it's like so late just you should just spend more time learning about venom that's like a way more productive use we cannot use it we are on the cracked channel We could play it and then delete the audio. I drank too much. Why would we want to do that? Just for our own sake.

All right, well, I think we've read enough from the Nazi guy. Yeah, that made me really mad. I'm triggered and I'm owned. Yeah, he got you, dude. He triggered me. All right. I thought this was a safe space podcast. Oh, this is a very relevant question.

They tell us smoking is bad, but people like Eminem have been heavily smoking, but are still alive and healthy at 50 plus. Why? I'm 17 and smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and I'm fighting with my mom. If you want to be like Eminem, you got to kill your mom. I'm sorry.

That is our advice. That's our official take. It's something I'm legally allowed to say on YouTube. Thanks for hosting us, crack. Apologies to everyone working 20 feet away from us. People like Eminem. I've been heavily smoking, but are still alive and healthy. How old is Eminem?

Eminem is, by the way, he's sober. Is he? Yeah. He did too many drugs and he almost died, and now he does Rick and Morty raps. He does Rick and Morty raps? Yeah, he's like, I'm Pickle Rick, and I'm here to say, et cetera. I'm smoking a pack a day.

I'm smoking a pack a day. Not anymore. Sober people often do have a lot of cigarettes, so maybe he's having cigarettes. So yeah, I wouldn't say he's healthy. We call that Rick and Morty sober. That's the kind of bi-coastal humor I can enjoy. I'm drunk off Szechuan sauce.

I had a co-worker at my old job who actually went to buy the Szechuan sauce. He waited in line. If I didn't know it was going to be a whole thing, I would maybe spend a day, get the funny sauce. It became like a public safety issue. He wanted to sell it. He was like, there's going to be big money for this. Can we see if there's any for sale right now on eBay? Can I just say I'm so sick of people

who are into Rick and Morty for the money. That is not what it's about. What should I look like? For sale? For sale. Let's see. Let's see. Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce.

You can buy a bunch of them for $10. Damn, that's depreciated. The thing is, if you get a bunch of corn, you pretty much have it. You have like 90% of the citrus on this. $5. Okay. It's pretty cheap.

You can buy it. You can go ahead and get your own if you want to. What was the question? Quit smoking. Smoking is bad for you. Oh, and your mom's so mad at you all the time. Because you're smoking like M&M. Yeah, because you're pretty much the exact same as M&M.

Well, maybe if you put out a dope rap about your guy Venom, you can do whatever you want. You got to rap your way out of the house. I think your mom is Munchausen syndrome-ing you about your cigarettes. You're not really sick. A pack a day is a lot at 17. It is. It's starting from an advanced position. Just vape like all your other friends.

Yeah, that's like way cooler. Cheaper. I don't know if it's cooler, but it's been a while since I've been 17. Jeremy, is it cooler to vape or smoke a pack of cigarettes? Oh, yeah. All the kids these days are vaping. What do you guys think about smoking? I don't do it anymore, but I used to a lot.

When did you start? When I was 18. Oh, so you had a year on this guy. Was your mom on your ass about it all the time? No, they didn't know. Oh, okay. Because I was in college. So I was living on my own as a person.

You're like, now that I'm finally out of the barn, this animal can run wild. Yeehaw. I was rolling my own cigarettes to start. That's fancy. Because I was like, oh, this will make me not smoke as much. Sure. And it made me smoke just as much, but worse. And I smelled like grandpa.

But it takes more time. Yeah. It takes more time. I think that's pretty cool, Claire You used to smoke cigarettes, didn't you? No Who am I thinking of? See, my parents are doctors

And they really like The only thing they got through Is like These are stupid And they kill you immediately Yeah That was a whole big thing for them Shout out

To Alex's parents To my parents For making me not smoke cigarettes Even though I could have like M&M Were you allowed to listen to M&M? Yeah, I listened to M&M all the time And it made me really scary it's kind of how i got here

you might be wondering how i got here i think we talked about this on the bonus for a while but my move is to smoke one cigarette when i'm drunk every three months and then like touch god's face and then come back down this is where our question from this week came from because your wife said if you smoke a cigarette she won't kiss you and then you get a question about mac that was just last week on the normal i'm just repeating myself now yeah i feel like three things on any podcast i feel like across all of them that's true fucking dumb anyway let me read this answer please this guy pcc says listen you little twerp first of all you have no idea if eminem is healthy and 50 is a little early for

all the the full effects of smoking to kick in second of all who cares about eminem your deflection is pathetic damn why is this guy like an anime villain this guy's 17 chill out you're already you're already up to a pack a day you must reek eventually you'll be up to two packs a day which means every waking hour you'll be thinking of when you can have your next cigarette good luck with that and the odds are 99 you will never be able to quit jesus christ so he's throwing out a lot of i think this is eminem facts this is eminem's account i want to share my husband with my sister how can i make it happen he mostly answers questions about cheating why and he says like that's not real you're a troll i know when there's a sexy sister swap you can't get him past

me um anyway this guy's a freaking badass he he i mean for him to come right at eminem like that That takes a lot of balls. Seriously, that guy's not cool. It's pretty intense. You know when the Twin Towers fell, they were 80 seconds from Shady Records? Is that true? And that Bush missed?

I don't know this lyric. That's the whole thing. Oh, it's a lyric. I assume it's a lyric. It's a cool thing Eminem says. Oh, cool. Yeah, you guys claim to like Eminem. First of all, you haven't seen the Venom movie.

I stopped listening to him after he stopped smoking. Yeah, he sounds worse. Yeah, he lost that raspy tone we all love. Yeah. I have seen Venom. And I've seen Venom 2. Venom, Venom. Venom 2 I did not like.

And I want to get that on the podcast. I thought it was doing too much. It's a weird movie. See, the first one, the tone is kind of like, isn't it kind of severe and dramatic that Venom's here? And the second one's like, ha ha, Venom. And it's like, Venom's not funny. Did they try to make Venom Deadpool?

Yeah, it did. No, I disagree with that. I think it did. I think it tried to be too funny. I think Venom 2 is a nice little rom-com about Venom and Tom Hardy being in love. This again. Like having carnage directly on the show. You love carnage so much.

Wait, Venom is Tom Hardy, right? Yeah, but it's two guys, kind of. Venom is technically an alien that Tom Hardy is in love with. Listen to this, Claire. We're not done talking about Spider-Man villains. Just because it seemed like we were. This is crack.com. You're watching crack.com.

Hope of the fact. Nerd culture website. We are legally required to talk about Spider-Man every episode. Jeremy is selling his cum. I forgot about that bit. Oh, the blend together. All right, what's next? All right, let's do another question.

There's no saving this boy. He's dead. We have two questions left unless we want to find more. What time is it? It's time to rock. Actually, it's exactly 420. All right. I've never played that at the correct time before.

We're 50 minutes in. This next question is, why do farts smell so terrible in the shower? What's the science behind it? This is not something I've noticed before. Neither have I. I have, I have. Oh, yeah? They smell worse in the shower?

If it's like a poopy fart. Are you taking a shit in the shower? That's a different question. You know the kind of fart where something comes out? It's like long and cylindrical. It's not a big deal because you're in the shower? If you're like about 10 minutes away from having to poop. Sure.

I think it just kind of hangs in the air. It's a smaller, also you're in a small space. Small space. That's like a different question though. It depends on your shower. If it's close to the proximity of a poop. It can't be true every time. It depends on the fart.

Is this like a chemistry question? What's the science behind it? The water molecules refract the fart? It seems like that might be an answer. Yeah. Because this guy, Steve Cummins, says, he was a former scientist. This is locked behind Quora Plus, this one answer. Former scientist before they banned me for my fart science.

I was a fartiologist. Steve, I can't read this whole thing, but it says, I know exactly where you're coming from, and I have a theory for you to test. The next time you are, quote, gassy, take a cold shower instead of a warm one. I think you will find the temperature of the air inside the shower stall, along with the torrent of warm water cascading down your body, will affect your sensitivity to all smells in general. In terms of chemical reactions,

a widely used rule of thumb for the temperature dependence of a reaction rate is that 10 minus Celsius degrees rise, 10 degrees Celsius rise in temperature approximately doubles the rate. We got to fire this guy. Yeah, this is why he was kicked out of the academy, honestly, because he's like dragging a shirt with a screech.

The answer goes on a lot more, but we cannot read it because it is locked behind Quora Plus. I don't want to know anymore. So you had to pay to get a good answer. Yeah. Is what happens on this webcast. Well, sometimes they're good.

Steve Cummins, a jack of all trades, master of none. Jack off all trades. Hell yeah. Amazing insights into subjects very few would ever care to know more about. That's true. How about Steve Cumming? The concepts of humility and arrogance I can plainly see in others are entirely lost on me. Okay.

Can we please return to the shower? This is so boring. Can we please return to the shower question? Okay, so the thing is, this is the only answer. What? I apologize. I think it's because it's so wet in there. It's because it's so wet in there.

It's either because it's hot or because it's wet, and that makes it nasty. You're close to a poop. It gives the fart human form. There is a similar question. Why do farts always seem to smell worse in the bath, shower, et cetera? That has more questions. If you're farting in a bath, that's dangerous. Yep.

Close to a poop? Apparently it's the heat. If you fart in a bath. Yeah, because then you see the bubble and it comes up. That's something that some jokers like Chris Farley or his ilk wouldn't be afraid to tackle in one of their latest laugh tracks. Just like how smarts smell worse in the winter in the car with the heater on, the heat makes farts mix more easily with the air,

resulting in a richer fart environment. The opposite is true, too. Coldness tends to mask the fart smell. I lived in Montana when I was a little kid. We had an outhouse in those days, and in the winter, the wind blew in from Canada. It was so cold out there, the outhouse didn't even stink. Do you have any banjo music? Yeah, throw one on there.

They used to have rock and roll. Oh, baby. Oh, it's a baby again. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, but anyway, so the heat, isn't it weird that you end up learning on this show? Yeah, it's kind of cool. It's kind of fun to learn sometimes. Dr. Adam Reisman is Jewish.

We found that out. That's a cracked fact. That's a crack fact. That's a crack fact. As poor as a crack. I like this question. Why do smart farts smell worse when you are ill? Oh, that's because it's all nasty down there.

Yeah. I've never wondered that because I've just been like, of course it is. Yeah, because your body's all fucked up. But also like vegans who are supposedly healthier, their farts smell bad too. Well, it depends on if you have like a bad diet, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Because you could, if you're really healthy, I don't think your farts are nasty.

I think they're like actually like you can pick a flavor like cinnamon. Can you? You got a choice? And then you get to poke them in the tummy and it shoots out cinnamon. What if? Awesome. Makes you wonder. We have one more question, but we can also find more if we run out.

Please. There might be time for more. We're at 54. All right. Play me another one because we did like run it for a few minutes first. This question is, do lesbians get periods? Huh. These are today's top medical questions.

Now, my first thought is going to be yes. I think the answer might be yes. Yeah. Yeah. Periods, they happen when an egg is shed from the uterine lining. That's a cracked fact. And that's a cracked fact. Lesbians.

Is anyone arguing no? Not seriously. Oh, okay. Just as a gab. George Deeming says, oh, come on. Where the hell are you getting that question? Lesbians are regular people. Can you understand that?

They're your sister, your waitress. They're the heads of huge companies. They're newscasters. They're mothers. They're doctors and lawyers. They're in high school and colleges throughout the country. They're everywhere and everybody. They are perfectly normal human beings.

Of course they get periods just like any other woman. All right. I've been chastened. Sit, het, les. Wait, no. Sit, les. Sis, les. This question makes me feel like I'm in trouble for some reason.

You're in trouble. I feel like I'm in trouble just for reading it. I didn't write the question. Alex didn't want me to put this on here. He was too scared. I'm like a librarian. Alex insisted I do the Jewish one, but was scared to do this one for some reason. I did not insist he do the Jewish one.

Yeah, the woke mob's going to come get me. And all I did was do history by reading Quorras. Lesbians do get periods. No one's arguing. You know, I guess that is my question is like, where did this come from? What are the origins of the lesbian period question? Because this person, he probably thinks that

But if you're not straight and if your purpose is not to fuck men and get full of cum like that woman. That's my purpose. That one lovely 52-year-old woman. Then you must not need a period because you don't need to make a baby. Right. Like the use it or lose it. Use it or lose it. Kind of situation.

That makes a lot of sense. It's a weirdly innocent question. It's a strange question to ask. I think it's, like, an eight-year-old asking this question. I want to find their account. It's so hard to find the question. The tie over on Quora between, like, sickos and eight-year-olds is 80%. It's impossible to tell which is which.

Oh, man. This question's from, like, five years ago. I don't know if I can get the actual question. Jeremy is going back in time. I'm going deep. He is all the way into the comment history on this poor user. I want to see how old they are. This isn't going anywhere.

riff alex riff go go click on another question let's get one more question what was the question did you ever have a question like that when you're a little and then some and then an adult laughed in your face and kind of changed the way your brain worked for the rest of your life i've actually never been laughed at i remember i laughed at someone else i definitely knew a kid in middle school who thought girls pee out of their butts yeah yeah when i was little i thought ass meant Penis Sure Like that song

Shake Your Ass Came out And I thought It meant like That's lewd Swing your penis Shake it around Like a

I can't think of any weird ones Like that What's that thing In Catholic church That they swing And the smoke comes out of it The incense thing Yeah the incense thing

Shake your ass And by that I mean penis Like the incense thing At a Catholic mass I'm trying to think of any I can only think of other people Which just makes me sad Because I want to remember

My own embarrassing stories I remember in high school someone telling us that he jacks off DJ style. And then one like this, where he rubs his hands over his dick. New metal was in at the time. Oh my God, DJ style. Everyone was chopping it up back then. I think there was like a, I could be wrong, but I think there was a Dane Cook joke about like women masturbating and doing it DJ style.

Maybe that's where he got it from. He called them DJ diddles. I believe that because I feel like most 14-year-old boys are just ripping off Dane Cook jokes. 100%. Trying to play it off as their own. And he was ripping off Louie. That's true.

That's true. I can't imagine 14-year-old boys now are doing Dane Cook jokes. That would be really crazy. Like new Dane Cook jokes. What does new Dane Cook talk about? His child bride, basically. My beautiful child bride, she'll extend my line forever. Yeah.

It's just like a king raving at Madison Square Garden for a million people. So I had that video where I made fun of Jerry Seinfeld. I just did a bunch of Jerry Seinfeld jokes of like, oh, it's so annoying when your girlfriend has math homework or whatever. And then he, Jane Cook, recently put out a video where he does like basically those jokes where he's just like, it's so annoying. My girlfriend's in college. It's so rude for him to steal from Jerry. Yeah, he stole from my bed. No, but he just did hacky observational jokes about dating basically a child.

It just means that he respects you Very cool Yeah He found my video And he ripped it off Since he was growing up You were kind of like an icon to him He wanted to be like you

He'd memorize your jokes And tell it to other people I would tell jokes as a child In a circle And he was like I'm gonna do that He would say This is a vicious circle

I invented the hand thing Super finger Wait no this is a This is a That's shocker Shocker It's the super He made it confusing like that

On purpose And we're all doing it And to bring that back to Eminem, Eminem would flip people off like this. Like he didn't know it yet. Like he did it wrong. Yeah. Veminem. I'm not sure if there's any more questions.

Just give one more. Okay, what about this politics question? Okay, hold on. Let me get the jingle going. This question is appropriate. This is the quiz course. A good one to close out, I guess. I wish the Confederacy had won the Civil War.

Does that make you hurt and angry inside? Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. You got me very angry. Ouch. I'm so fucking caught. It's like I'm back on H.D. Adam Reisman's profile. All the questions are just like, no, it doesn't.

You're wrong. You're wrong to have wished that. No. No, no. It makes me happy and horny. I wished the Gauls quashed Rome. Are you triggered? This is such a nerdy opinion to have.

150 years later. Yeah, it's pretty funny to just randomly be like, are you scared? I stand generally. Yeah, I don't know. A lot of people do. I like the Confederate flag. Ever heard of someone say that?

If I was at Gettysburg, I wouldn't have made those mistakes. Yeah, drive around like upstate New York for an hour. Drive around, dude. How about you drive around? That's what I say to you. Drive around and find out. Why don't you look at all the houses and the signs on their lawn? How about that, pal?

Why are we southern in this? Well, because we're like the good southern guys. Why don't you drive around Syracuse, New York, brother? Tell me Confederacy didn't win. I'd like to see you at Binghamton, bro. I mean, I went to Binghamton. I knew Confederate lovers who never left New York, which is a weird combination. Well, this is weird.

Oh, I found the person who asked the lesbian question. Anonymous. Great. Typical. Worth it. I'm glad we got that. All right, so what are the comments on this? Everyone's just like, no.

Oh, all right. No, you're racist. Well, it made me mad. It's true. I mean, they're just like- Do better. Truthfully, though, most people are just like, no, I've seen more racist things on Quora before, which is true.

it would be one thing if you didn't know something I want you to know like that Venom is two people and one of them is Tom Hardy and one is Venom

but to say this is just like well Tom Hardy is Eddie Brock Tom Hardy is Eddie Brock his name isn't Tom Hardy in the movie that would be crazy

he has a vice style show yeah I'll ask who is Venom on Quora and you guys can answer it in your own time we don't have to do it right now

that's how we're gonna end the show do you guys like in sitcoms when stand up comedians are in it and they just get to keep their name? No. I think that's so much fun.

What are you talking about? Like in Flight of the Conchords, Eugene Merman was just Eugene. Oh, yeah, I like that. So you can better identify them. He's also in Bob's Burgers. He's Gene. Yeah, I like it.

I think it has strong name branding. He won't be another name. He can't do it. He's part of his rider. He reads the script and he's like, I'm not in it. Other names scare me. I think there are people who that is true, though.

Really? Probably. You would have to be so much bigger than Eugene Merman to have that. I could see Dane Cook doing that one except he's a great actor

and we all loved him as Mr. Barks. Mr. Brooks. He's in a scary movie called Mr. Brooks. He's in a scary movie?

Yeah, he's the villain of a spooky movie. Not the scary movie franchise though. The one making fun of, wait, no,

scary movie is the one making fun of. It's Mr. Brooks. I'm looking this up. I'm so scared I'm wrong right now. Mr. Brooks. Oh, look at that.

Mr. Smith. He plays Mr. Smith. In the movie Mr. Brooks. With Kevin Costner. Yeah, but he's a sicko. It made so much money. What is the premise of this movie? This is a Mr. Brooks recap podcast.

Thanks for listening. We're here talking about who's Mr. Brooks, who's Mr. Smith. Kevin Costner plays a businessman who lives in Portland who is also a serial killer. Oh, no. He's forced to take on a protege

after being blackmailed. Hey, this isn't the Wiki Boys. I hate when serial killers take on a protege, by the way. Yeah. It's so annoying. I'm shadowing a serial killer right now. You don't get the same money the killer gets. Yeah.

All right, let's chop of the victim. You know what? I'm really not looking forward to the comments on this pod. I bet this lesbian doesn't get her period. Don't worry. They are mean to women when we have them on. Those people aren't making it that far in the episode. I should have put a bra on.

I didn't know that this was going to be filmed. I think My bad Every comment will be Either like Cool show Or like This isn't the crack

I used to watch Yeah Where is Dan O'Brien Put on a damn bra I've never seen that In a YouTube comment before But I am looking forward to it I think it's gonna happen

Alright So our question this week Is Who is Venom Type that up Punch that up Or maybe Is Venom two guys

Is Venom two guys Or is he one guys Or is he one guy And also... A symbiote. Is the Venom M&M song about Venom? If so, about which guy? That's a really good question.

All right, we'll type that up, get that going. Claire, thank you so much for coming on Quarantines here on crack.com, home of the facts. Happy to be here. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? www.clairocaine.com Wow, easy to say. And Claire is O'Kane at...

I mean, at ClaireIsSoGay on Instagram. I'm not on X. I'm not on TikTok. So you're going to have to catch me on the World Wide Web. That's where the photos are, people. Go to Instagram.com. Sponsor the show, Instagram.com. No one knows what's in these beverages.

They're taped. So that plug is for Instagram. If you want more of our show, we have new episodes every Thursday on Patreon.com, where we go on other websites, or sometimes they're themed and stuff. And that's fucking it for us. Oh, this is behind a paywall?

No, the other one is. We would never. We would never hide you like that. God! That's it! All right, I'm turning this off.