Quorators - Is The Idea Of The Moon Debunked? w/ Kevin Flynn

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What if your house was infested with millions of ghosts? Does the actor Tom Cruise keep any secrets in the movies? Is it appropriate for my mom to make me go bare chested as a punishment? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators

and we're back with quarators for another week here we are live in the living room we're your host alex and jeremy say hi jeremy hey welcome to the q zone welcome to the q zone We, where we go one, we go all. Here on Quorators. The storm is coming, and the storm is questions. Q is Quora to us. We're going to start the Q for Quora.com. Even the insane people will be like, I don't really follow what the idea is here.

We have to say everything like a question, though. It's like, who do you think will storm the Capitol on January 6th this year? Ask yourself. What is Q? We have a wonderful guest who is very involved in the QAnon movement and a staff writer on harddrive.net.com. One of their big Hollywood bigwig this week. We got Kevin.

Kevin, I don't know your last name. Kevin Flynn. Our Hard Drive editor, Tron character, Kevin Flynn. Well, I've read it. I've just never said it out loud. Oh, yeah. Well, let me get that again. And we got Kevin Flynn.

Hello. Good to see you. That's going to come together real nice. We're off and rolling. Ooh-wee, we're having fun here tonight. Does it look as gray on the tape as it is in this room? I think there's a cloud in... Well, it's because it's so gray outside. Because it's such a dreary old day.

Isn't that right, Kevin? It's kind of dreary. Did you get woke up by the storm? No, I didn't. Do you mean not the metaphorical storm? No, you're talking about the Q storm, right? Yeah, yeah, the execution of... We're back on the storm.

The execution of the woke Karens at the love of the power. Joe Biden and Dr. Joe Biden both put on to Madame Guillotine. And also the windy, rainy storm. Yeah, no, we were talking about how I've just been sleeping like a rock lately. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is my natural segue into that. I have written down on my notes, like, ask Kevin how he's sleeping.

What's his secret? Yeah, personal health check-in. That's segment one. I take Dramamine every day. Yeah. I'm dying. I don't know what would happen if you took Dramamine every day. We've got four episodes left before Alex dies.

I'm not sleeping. Well, I actually don't want to talk about that. I've got a lot to say about it. Okay. That's going to be a whole wormhole. Instead, we're going to talk about the questions on Quora.com. Now, we should ask before we get into it, Kevin, are you on Quora.com? I don't

maybe I have like an account that was because you have to like sign up for Quora to read Quora to some degree don't you? You'd be surprised You consent with a Q Right Quinsent

You have to sign up for Quora Plus if you want to read the good answers but you can read the shitty answers for loser babies if you have just normal Quora And everybody claims that they get emails from Quora So I think at some point you have to... I get a lot.

I don't think Quora is getting emails from other sources. I don't think. Are you not getting emails from Quora? No, I have so many emails from Quora. Oh, okay, okay. I'm getting to the point though where the emails are like stories and pictures and stuff and they're not questions. I'm like, I don't even know how to find this part of the website.

That's because we use it too much and it'll be like questions related to what you looked at. Yeah, it's actually telling me like really upsetting stuff most of the time I don't do on the show. It's like, what's the worst massacre that's ever happened? And it'll be like, oh, I'll tell you about it. I was there. They took both of my wrists. For mine, it'll be like a question I think is kind of fun and whimsical. And it'll be like, what's the silliest thing that ever happened at your school?

And then it'll be like, someone molested my classmate. And it's like, all right, well, we can't look at that. All right, close the question again. Start trying again. The clown abused the children. I truly like that. It'll be like, what's the, I saw one the other day that was like, what's the loudest you ever screamed? didn't was like when a tornado took my child all right well that probably was it though yeah

there's no no lies there um okay well we'll get right into it then every week we're asking questions on the website to kind of bookend the show and the first thing we do is check in to see how that did uh what was our question last week we went to ask australians anything and we asked them in america we have zoos filled with crazy animals but in australia crazy animals are everywhere does australia have zoos filled with normal animals huh now you were saying earlier this did not get a lot of track just got two answers since then i saw an update that we had 500 views on it so i guess we just disgusted a lot of australians so one cool thing is i can read this answer from kim hutchinson but when i looked at it on my account it was hidden under

quora plus oh this is a quora plus answer on our question that means that you got it that you made a good question. I think so. Good enough to get paywalled. Yeah. And we can read it for some reason. It's got 16 up Quora.

Is that the loophole? Is if it's your question you can read it without Quora Plus? Wait, this question... What is Quora Plus? Wait, did you say the vote system

is an up Quora? That's what we're calling it. This has two answers but each answer has comments. This one answer has 10 comments. Sheesh.

Wow. Somebody's getting a lot of up Quora's. Toss the sheesh button. We don't have a sheesh button in the thing. I got... Hold on.

We have the gun? Okay. You know me by this point. It will kill you. Killing spree. Killing spree. We're bringing back sound boards. I love it.

Uh-huh, honey. Okay, so let's read this Quora Plus answer, I guess. First of all, I would assume, yeah, they have all sorts of normal animals in there, but whatever. Okay, what's it say? Kim Hutchinson says, yes, Australia has plenty of zoos full of, quote, normal animals. For example, take this giraffe humming a tune to itself, admiring the unique design that is the Sydney Opera House with its left eye from Taronga Park Zoo

with its right eye displaying a look of disappointment towards yourself. We're getting eye-to-eye analysis on this giraffe right now. So she has put a picture of a giraffe and then made a little text bubble, and the text bubble is green, awful choice. And you know what? I'll tell you the first word out of this giraffe's mouth. G'day. G'day, g'day.

How you going? That's how you know it's from Australia. Just say g'day, g'day, and you'll be right. Isn't it great to be an Aussie talking to a walk in the zoo? Taking a walk in the zoo. The giraffe is saying all that inside a green text bubble? Yeah, with a yellow outline. It's so hard to read.

A white script font. I was going to say it sounded like it's like when you text message a group where someone doesn't have an iPhone. But it sounds even worse. If you've read The Sandman, it's kind of the font The Sandman talks in. I think it's meant to imply a viciousness from the giraffe. Wait a minute, this is Dream. He can appear as anything.

Including a giraffe. Including even a giraffe. Oh, and just to be clear, Peter Bill says, and for all the doubters, yes, this shot is really possible. Taronga Zoo is opposite the Opera House on City Harbor. It's a real giraffe, okay? All right, I concede. My workplace has this weird animal that thinks it can be other people.

It tries to copy and mimic real people when it is merely a robot. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It is the funniest shit to see when you call it out. It tries to have a conversation while you stare at it. Like, wow, you are stupid. And then someone said, that weird animal is called a mirror. Wait, is it a robot? Or is it an animal?

I don't know. Did he just accent? No, he says robot emoji, but then a bunch of laughy faces. Maybe he meant to. I don't maybe meant like macaque emoji does he mean like the mirrors like you the reader humanity is the

weirdest animal I truly don't know but Kim dunked on him and said it's a mirror dumbass someone don't even tell me Australia's got a robot we were trying to offend Australia a little bit it worked though I mean they did some things in quotes at us yeah that's usually

a sign that there's irritation there and by the way yes it is a real giraffe yes this it's i can look one eye to the sydney opera house and the other on dunaringo or whatever it was um someone said i live in australia and we do it like guy yeah fuck you australia um on our inclining on us all i know is that when we were playing um among us with those australian comedians at one time they were so much funnier at making fun of americans they would do this tom walker did this impression of americans where he just kept going i love my credit card

i do i say that all the time it's something that we're very grateful for here movie pass sent me a new card i can't talk stop talking about how black it is i love my credit card it's like an amex but it's just for movies movie pass platinum yeah i gotta get that yeah shout out again sponsor the show movie pass what if what if that weird company i can't wait to sell out in this shit start plugging vaseline five minutes into the show plus rub your body with vaseline you know what helps me stay curious camel cigarettes they keep my lungs guessing um any other good answers on this one i live in australia and we don't have any crazy animals around where i live in regional uh regional victoria just magpie birds

and sparrows and neighbors who walk huge dogs that's a lie it's a goddamn lie i know you got the footlong spiders um this guy ralph brew says many animals go crazy in zoos no great surprise animals go crazy for this one uh they work hard to prevent this but honestly foraging in the wild is what keeps animals sane do the animals work hard all right whatever they work hard and now they're hardly working it's driven them mad this is like the old trip to trick to convince uh polar bears not to commit suicide is you give them a treat in or an object in a big ice block and then while they would kill themselves they're like i gotta get this fucking thing out of this ice is there a big suicide issue in the polar bear community yeah well in the zoos oh not in their

natural hat not in their neighborhoods you walk them up in a prison they'll be like time to go As Kevin said, it is often a Coca-Cola, I would imagine. Yeah. You keep it on ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They love that. That would be so frustrating to have it in an ice block, because not only is it probably popped once you get in it, but by getting through all the ice, you're going to poke a hole in the side or something. Oh, my God.

You've got to be careful. You've got to get all shaked up. I pray it doesn't happen to me. That's how we keep Alex from killing himself. I need to have Coca-Cola at the store and not in an ice block. Anyway, this guy keeps going. I'm not sure what you mean about Australia's free-ranging animals being crazy. They're just animals, albeit mostly marsupial animals.

No, they're crazy. They're crazy. They're nuts. Even the name. I don't care about the rest of this answer. Maybe you think Australia's kangaroos are crazy. I don't know. I do think kangaroos are crazy.

They are. They're the size of men, but they kick. They have built-in pockets. They're in Tekken. They're crazy. Andrew Jackson responded. I don't know if that is the former president. I am a ghost

I moved to a continent With even more genocide You found the one place Where you can just keep doing The Trail of Tears I'm not sure that's technically correct Don't comment about that America number one in everything

We killed them all We are bad and we are going to hell Oh yeah big time I love my credit card Originally said by Andrew Jackson Yeah, that was his big thing, Andrew Jackson. He invented the old hickory credit card. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of a good credit score.

Absolutely. Oh, no, the cat's going for a leaf off camera. Amazing. That's sad how it is not on camera, but it is a menace to the room, and he's going to get it, and he's going to throw up. Anyway. Now that my bathroom ceiling collapsed yesterday, I keep having this fear that my cat's going to somehow jump into the ceiling

and we'll never see him again. Yeah. That's a real possibility. it happened in it's always sunny episode in the wall it's happened you son of a bitch waffles waffles belongs in the australia zoo am i right you're right you're on the subject waffles do you want to kill yourself yeah you know i do understand he's too big to keep in this house anyway we've read enough australian questions that's enough of australia let's not ask them anything ever again okay hey well this is our exciting new topic we've had it before but we've never had this name

So get excited for Quinsletown. It's Hollywood's Biggest Questions. Celebrities, media, and more coming to you live from Quinsletown. Wow, look at that. It's a star on the Walk of Fame. It says, what is it like to have an IQ of 160? All right. That's enough of that.

Is that a different question we have? No. I was trying to think of a question we had done in the past. I think it is similar to a different question coming up. Is it really? Whatever. Who cares? It doesn't fucking matter.

Just like Hollywood, there's a type. There's a type. Yeah. Once you find out what makes money, which is what this show is about. Okay, this question is, does the actor Tom Cruise keep any secrets in the movies? Oh. Ooh. The way Tom acts.

Can I ask a question? Uh-huh. What does that mean? Well, does he keep any secrets in his movies? Does he hide anything from you? Like, does the character have a secret backstory, maybe? Well, because the way he acts is he puts it all into the pudding. Am I right?

Well, you know how, like, they say if you're a good actor, you should have a secret about your character that only you know about? Yeah. Every Tom Cruise character is a Scientologist. He's clear, and that's why he's so good at doing all the spy things. That's why he's Ethan Hunt. That's why he's the manager in Blue Sky. I'm so distracted by the cat.

The cat's really going for the leaf, and he's just so big, and he's not in frame. He's getting taller by the second. We clearly need a third camera that just follows the cat on a drone. We should just put a big selfie stick attached to him that just points down. What is the movie I'm thinking of? Blue Sky? Vanilla Sky. Vanilla Sky.

I have a friend who saw the new Top Gun movie in theaters 11 times. Wow. That's too many times. Yeah, they're obsessed with this movie. He just bought the Navy a boat. Yeah. At that point, that's like enough hours logged to be able to fly one of those planes. That's like when you have to have like 10,000 hours in a simulator or whatever.

It counts if you watch that movie. That movie was a whole lot of nothing except shiny plane footage, which was good enough to be a movie by itself. Ten stars. Absolutely. 20 stars out of five. So good. He throws the rules in the trash. But I didn't feel like he was keeping any secrets from me in that.

I think he was telling me a truth, which is that the United States Coalition military is a global force for good. Maybe he's holding military secrets. Which is who the enemy is in that movie, because they just say the enemy a lot. I know the true capital of Dubai. They have a secret capital. They have a secret capital. It's on one of those world islands. Isn't Dubai a city?

Yeah. Yeah. It is. Man. It's got a capital within it. I'm so fucking dumb and crazy. i i worry so much about like um talking about politics online and podcasts because i'm just so dumb yeah and as someone who has a weekly politics podcast it comes up yeah you say things

like i know the capital of dubai and people are like i'm gonna find you and kill you i heard salted our great city i heard i heard what you said and i lost years of my life i got so mad it's like jazz it's about the facts that you don't say you have to just like dance around your blind spots i have so many blind spots well i we're getting distracted here folks tom cruise they're all scientologists uh i would say no he doesn't keep any secrets he's telling you the truth every time yeah i think that's probably true that's why people love him yeah i love him i do love him he's probably a terrible person because he does like run an evil cult he doesn't run it he's like their god he's well he's their god because they love him and we all

love him he's he's very lovable is he probably i mean i think just on a personal level apparently he remembers everybody's name on set which is really shocking to me because i can't remember i didn't forgot kevin's last name at the start of the episode met him a thousand times tom cruise would remember you after passing you at a grocery store six years ago you would uh but He'd be like, you like Metal Gear Solid. And he'd be like, you knew it. Hey, big guy, keep sneaking. Everybody's big guy to him.

I mean, that's the big secret, isn't it? He's like 5'6". The secret is I won't stand next to women too close. Yeah. Because then people know. Oh, yeah, that's right. People will know how tiny I am. Yeah, that I'm just a little cutie.

And that's also why he looks so jacked all the time, I think, is because he's so low to the ground. And because he understands the power of what he knew. Yeah. It's because he has the soul of a Thetan in his blood. If you have a powerful soul, you get a powerful body. His Thetan level is exponentially higher than most. Do Scientologists have a Dragon Ball Z scaling for Thetan levels?

Yeah, I think so. I was just wondering that myself. And then it gets to a certain level, and then, well, it pops in your eye for safety. His Thetan level is so powerful. This is very old hat for me, but I can't get over... I cannot get over how funny a safety design it is for the power scouter to reach a certain number and then pop glass into your eye. It's like the same thing as like in HBO's Chernobyl, which I don't know if it happened in the real Chernobyl when the guy when like the radiation level hit the limit and they're like, oh, it's only three point six. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Oh, his power level is nine thousand. Like it could be worse.

It's like, oh, no, it was way over nine thousand. Yeah. It wasn't designed to read that much. the power level odometer when we were testing this we didn't think anybody would be lying down while beholding power real problem um okay we've switched podcasts by accident i'm sorry no it's okay it's it's it's happened it's happened we're gonna talk about goku every now and then um okay let's read this i just haven't hit this button in a while i'm sorry actress actress was prevented by tom cruise from running alongside her in the film and know the reason known for being very temperamental tom cruise even told actress annabelle wallace who starred with him in the mummy that no one was allowed to appear in any of his films running alongside him jesus

is that to make him look faster or just taller i don't know he always had to appear alone in scenes where he had to run he does love running he looks really fast when he runs i think he has perfected the acting run in mission impossible the most recent one what is that six six he runs pop quiz hot shot yeah what is it kevin what is it uh you're so smart quick play the capital of dubai play the millionaire music again quick i need to think would you like to phone a friend yes who you gotta who do you want to phone Tom Cruise. Can anyone do a Tom Cruise impression?

Game on! How's Metal Gear Solid going? Great. What's going on? My best friend Tom. Yeah. Hey. Hey, I got time to talk.

What'd you call me for? We can't keep doing this bit. We just can't. You're the one who brought up phone a friend again. I drove us off a cliff. I'm sorry. Anyway, I was going to say in Mission Impossible 6 that he does the whole running scene with a broken ankle. Anyway.

Jesus. Yeah, he's crazy. That would hurt so bad. That's too much. One of America's greatest actors. He's probably a bad man, and I'm so sorry to Nicole Kidman, but also he can fly a biplane by himself. Okay, this is my pitch. I think that he should replace the Founding Fathers or be a new Founding Father.

Because the Founding Fathers, people are like, well, what if the Founding Fathers were alive today? Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Tom Cruise, one of those American people out there, made Top Gun. Fact. Owned slaves, kind of, through Scientology. Sure, sure. No?

Is that not true? I haven't heard that. Well, okay. They have the C-work. They have the low, yeah, the other C-work. They have unpaid workers. Right. I think that was just like the founder.

Again, he is not the founder of Scientology. No, but they, we can't get into this. We can't get into this. We're getting too close to where the bread is buttered. I keep forgetting Kevin's a Scientologist. This is all very offensive. No, but they had that thing. If you watch HBO's Going Clear, that documentary.

Shout out. I keep pointing to the camera. Going Clear. I pointed to this one. They found a girlfriend for him or whatever, and then when he decided he didn't want her anymore, they made her do slave work. Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, we're focusing on a lot of his negatives. Here's my idea. He's a great actor. I think he should be a new founding father. Well, I think he should be all of the founding fathers on Mount Rushmore. Put his head up there. The way they do it is they make subsequently larger Tom Cruises, Nutcracker style.

Wait, they do? No, no, no. What they do is they do three Tom Cruise heads, right? And one of them is him in Magnolia. One of them is him in Eyes Wide Shut. One of them is him in Top Gun. And the fourth one is just a 5'9 woman. She's the biggest one.

The biggest one. And he's scared that she's going to eat him. I bet you could do that. You could, like, re-sculpt Mount Rushmore. It would be smaller because you'd have to whittle away the face shapes that are there now. Yeah. They could do that.

It's already a sacred monument that we've destroyed. It wouldn't be hard to pave over or explode Mount Rushmore. I could do that. I could explode Mount Rushmore. I believe it. But I think you've touched on something, an angle that nobody approaches this topic from, which is, is Tom Cruise not next

to the tall women because he is insecure? Or maybe is he scared that they will eat him? I think you touched on this. Well, I think we are touching on it. In a way that is brave. I think that, yeah, he's probably afraid that they're going to eat him. Have you ever seen Big Jaws?

The movie? The sequel to Jaws? Oh, I'm sorry. I always thought it was called Big Jaws. Just Jaws. That makes a lot more sense. When Steven Spielberg pitched it, he had just a whiteboard that said Jaws, and then he wrote big in front of it, and they bought it right then. A line through the G.

Sorry, I thought that was the dollar sign. Yeah, there is an S at Jaws, but he didn't do the line through that one. Yeah, I'm sorry. I got confused looking at the Disney logo. That could be any fucking letter. Oh, yeah. I thought that was a G for the longest time. It looks like a G.

Gizney. And you're always like, Gizney? Gizney. Gizney. He's pronounced Gizney. Gizney. i love my credit card i'm just stealing another man i would love to have the big soft titty dot png podcast on okay uh but they live in australia so we'll have to zoom them or something anyway

um and then we can ask them questions about their wacky animals we'll go back to ask australians anything um okay so that's a good tom cruise question but there's a lot more to quinceltown than just tom cruise like this next question does actor tom cruise have any problems now there are no answers for this so we just have to speculate no one else knew well i think based on our conversation we've been having about him the answer is no he's killing it yeah he's on top of mount rushmore no secrets no problems i mean he has that fear of big women but i think that's not a problem for him he's figured it out yeah i'm sure he can make it into something he's rocking it also he's 60 years old he looks so good he does

yeah because he's got a high phaeton level it really is it's like uh pros and cons you know what never mind what i was gonna say because there's something really gross for no reason i'm the one getting us in trouble this episode i was gonna say it's like when you when you when you put semen on your face and it's good for your face oh no that's not true it's a lie that i read just the animosity you had for yourself as you said that i'm just fucking dumb we have uh we've monetized our youtube we can't say stuff like that yeah we're a clean family podcast that's getting cut out um so does tom cruise have any problems i don't think he does no no next question and it turns

out that's all of our hollywood questions all right we'll be back on to our new segment our I'm sorry, our next segment. This is an old segment. You know it. The fans love it. It's Quaranting. It's Quaranting. That's enough.

Okay. Quaranting is our podcast segment where we go over parenting tips and parenting issues and stuff that is important to parents. Now, Kevin, you're a son. You're a son. That's true. That's true. Yes.

You have parents. uh also true uh by the reflexive uh property or whatever yeah i bet you saw the things they were doing you thought i have some tips for them oh yeah and so these questions are gonna hit you as a son yeah i was a big backseat parent tell me that differently don't let me eat this you call that grounding i'll show you i'm growing irreverent i literally did that as a kid my parents told me recently that one time they were mad at me when I was like very young

and they were like, we're going to take away your toys. And I was like, do it. And I just took all my toys one by one and carried them to the attic. And they were like, my parents were like, what do we do?

To the attic. That's so intense. Jeremy, you were such a cop as a child. It's insane. Between this and the lifeguard stories. I would put myself in time out as a kid. That's not a joke. I'd be like, I just need some time out.

You got to book me. Sorry, mom and dad. I'm really on one today. I got to. I'm not going to learn unless I'm punished. Yeah, I had problems. Oh, boy. Well, they're all better now.

It would be a long episode. We simply do not have the time. To get into all of Jeremy's issues. I like how before this started, I was like, really? We got to hit 60 minutes. And I was like, well, I think we should spread semen on your face. Never mind. Well, now you can't cut that.

He got himself. Really, my only goal as a podcast creator is to make enough money to have a different person edit the podcast. All I want. Never want to hear my voice again. Editing a podcast is a demoralizing feat. And I do it so much. It's rough. Because you go, that's what I sound like?

I mean, there's no question about it. That's what I sound like. My Tom Cruise impression is just my voice. Yeah, I can't do Tom Cruise. Hey, I'm Tom Cruise Hi, it's me, Tom Cruise Mind if I touch ya? That's his big catchphrase

Would you mind if I touch ya? Honky honky Tommy's going in We have to read this question Okay Wait, hit the parenting button again That's enough That's enough

my son went unconscious after holding his breath because he didn't get his optimus prime toy for christmas i repeatedly told him to stop but he wouldn't listen should i call an ambulance or is my son going to be fine he's gotta listen what does that mean all right let's break this down sentence by sentence here because it does that is a lot of information my son went unconscious after holding his breath because he didn't get his optimus prime toy for christmas so the son for Christmas did not get an offer from his prime toy, causing him to hold his breath until he

passed out. So he is currently passed out. He is on the floor. This is like a language question. The father is turning around and going on Quora. He's like, my son is passed out unconscious on the ground. I need answers now. Maybe an answer will come

in the next few days. I guess the answer would be yes, you should call the ambulance and maybe arrest yourself. Citizens, arrest yourself. Put yourself in timeout. Yeah. And next time,

just get him the Optimus Prime toy and save yourself the trouble. It's a safety issue. Yeah. Roll out, motherfucker. I wouldn't even be worried about this becoming a pattern because it's so hard

to hold your breath until you pass out. I think you should start training your son for the Olympics now. Also, once you have one Optimus Prime toy, you don't need two.

Right. You'd think so, but if you have a little terrorist in your house demanding more. What are you going to do about it? Here's what you do. You get him in a swimming pool. You do laps every day

because he has an iron will and he's going to be a star. And every time you promise him, like, when you get there, I will give you an Optimus Prime toy. Yes. And then you're like, sorry, I didn't get it.

You put Optimus Prime toys at both ends of the pool. One's a fire truck. That's what he turns into, right? Yeah. The Autobots need you to touch ten sides. Sometimes he turns into a gorilla.

That's Beast Wars. That's Beast Wars. I like Beast Wars so much better on account of how I like animals. Those are some weird animals. I do like Megatron turns into a dinosaur in that, right? But in the normal Transformers, he just turns into a big gun, which is the funniest thing you could turn into. It's a real word out of ideas shape, turning into the big gun,

turn into a tank or something. Why would you be a big gun? No one has those. It's like you see it and you're like, what is that? Oh, it's just a big gun. Yeah. I thought it might be an alien. it would need a big guy to pull it so i think we're safe um no the thing about beast wars is

they would turn into different beasts and so you want to compare them animal to animal but they don't the ratios are incorrect of the size of the beat stop stop pointing to the camera because when the there was one who turned into a wasp and i remember you think like oh a wasp like a gorilla could be the wasp is the size of the gorilla it's a totally different scenario It should turn into a million wasps. There you go. That would be good. Sell children a fucked up toy.

It's almost impossible to solve. A bunch of wasps. A fleet of drones that all fly. This wasp is the tip of a nose. Should we read any of these answers? We have over 100. Any good ones? We should read all of them, I think, right?

Yeah, probably all of them. Pretty much every single answer is like, I did this as a child. Yeah, I did this. I went unconscious. A pediatrician told my mother to just ignore the child. He said a child cannot hold their breath long enough to die. That's true, because you go unconscious first. As soon as they pass out, they start breathing normally.

Worked for my brother and worked for my son. Isn't it really bad? Why is your whole family doing this? Outside of Quora, I have not heard of this happening. It's a rite of passage in our family. You reach a certain age, you start holding your breath for threats. You got to get yourself an Optimus Prime. For me, it was Hot Wheels.

I've passed out onto the track, smashing the whole thing. One woman says, Susan Spandy says, breath holding will result in losing consciousness. And then you know what happens? Breathing begins again. He's fine. You are not. Whoa.

I don't, what? Why are you framing it like he's stupid? this child has so successfully manipulated all boundaries you've forgotten that parenting means leading from the front his crisis is not your emergency i don't know though this is pretty intense he held his breath hold your breath until you pass out plus you have a like a terrorist demand situation here where you're like well i can't give into this because after this he's gonna start demanding like a lambo yeah or optimus prime turning into a lambo i made that i wrote that stand-up joke in like october where i do a child's voice people hate it

people do not like the child's voice do you remember we were in boston we just kept doing baby president baby president my favorite character i want to be a president because the bit was we were doing ace walk-ins and then we were like ace walk-ins running mate should be baby mario yes and then we were doing baby ace walk-ins and then we were doing baby president i'm running on blocks we need more health care he's so good at it it's a it's like i'm hearing it and i'm doing it with you but it still packs like revulsion into the back of my throat in a row. But then he runs against conservative baby president and he's like,

Build the wall. Keep out the fallenness. I don't like them. You can't argue with it. They make me scared. Scared. And then the debate monitor's like, Oh, it's okay, baby conservative. We'll build the wall.

This is okay. They're just from other countries. Oh, we'll keep them out. It's okay. They're not real. They're not real. Okay, thank you. Can we roll with taxes for the wealthy. Okay, just this once. No more social security.

I love my credit card. Is it responsible? I love my credit card. We do be like that. I love it. I love it. I love it. It gives the points back to you,

but you got to make the payments. The thing about the credit card is you got to make the payments. What is the question? Oh, the boy. The boy. Oh, yes, the boy. The boy is uncautious right now.

First of all, don't let him do that. If you're listening, seek help. Yeah, get off of Quora is all I can say to you. That is true. That's scary. It's like when you read a book and the events are happening as you're reading it. Every time you read that question, he passes out again. Oh, my God.

Maybe. Oh, my God. Is this like a goose bump situation? Yeah. That better not be happening. I can't handle this. I don't want to make him pass out that many times. um one guy says i don't know why don't you spend some more time asking this question in a few more

online forums maybe even call your local library newspaper or even a department store on no account do anything sensible like checking to see if your son is breathing normally or god forbid calling your country's emergency number to ask a trained professional what kind of person asks an online question forum okay they should call an ambulance wow well that's what we've been saying and i agree with it yeah this is just the bit from it crowd where there's a fire and moss types an email to the fire department and he says fire fire help that's funny it's a good bit made by a bad person they're they're good at writing television shows sometimes over in uh over in britain and in london tinseltown is london tinseltown pound town yeah oh like british pound yeah like the british pound

It's not a sex thing for them. They don't even consider it. No. It's simply a trip to the bank. I'm going to pound town. Here I go. I'm going to squirt. Our new character, a hoardy British man.

We're the first people to think of this character, by the way. No one's ever done it. Never been explored. Very chaste people. Call us up, Monty Python. what if there was a bunny that was really strong okay i'm seeing a woman's blouse and i think it's ravishing you gotta tell me to turn the sound back up okay okay uh let's go to the next question for querenting this is from spencer naredi i'm sorry if they're not all like is it should i

abuse my son sometimes no sure this one is um from the perspective of a son who is being abused yeah is it appropriate for my mom to make me go bare chested as a punishment i'm a teenage boy she made me tell anyone who asked why i wasn't wearing a shirt that i'd lost it which was true have we around this one no there was a different very similar one about a boy a baby wasn't allowed to wear pants i believe but this is a teenager who can't wear a shirt which is a little less unforgivable, although similar it rhymes in a way. It's like the Star Wars prequel to her other question.

There's just so many of these, it's hard not to put them on the show. I don't know what to tell you. But you're a son, so what do you think? Well, it sounded to me like, I mean, he admitted at the end there that he lost the shirt. Yeah, it was his fault. The punishment is,

it is a little misleading because it's like, okay, it's pretty fucked up to make your son take his shirt off as a punishment. Then you realize the punishment is for losing his shirt yeah so really she's just saying i don't care if you don't lose your shirt and think you're gonna get another one yeah you know those shirts they don't shirts don't grow on trees you know important question which is where are they going as well right the other one was like i want my four-year-old to know i have no pants in a restaurant this is much more like uh we went to the beach yeah was it bad right so i think we're

It's all against this boy. Yeah, no, this boy is bad. He's not good. Yeah. Sorry, mama knows best. You're grounded. You're grounded. Hey, that's a new one for Quora.

If you're writing this question, you're grounded. That's enough. Put your toys in the attic. One by one. I love that that's enough sounds so much. It's just so, I don't know what it is. It's great. It's the bottom line.

You can't respond to that. um now i think the comments are probably going to be on the boy's side because you know what the thing is is when you get to phrase the question on the internet people flock to your side they think you're the best guy but don't lose shirts honestly a lot of people are shitting on the kid they're like no you fucked up you lost your shirt don't lose shirts how do you lose a shirt they're saying he should have left that part out he would have gotten more sympathy well i mean that's the thing is like i'm 18 i was just having sex and forgot my shirt this one guy does say it's inappropriate to to do i don't think they're saying like i don't think that punishments whose

purpose are to humiliate are appropriate i don't think that this is a punishment meant to humiliate i think this guy this kid lost his shirt and his mom was like go tell someone else i don't give a shit no one talks about the trauma on young mothers of their child losing a shirt and how hard it is for them to keep buying these shirts? You think they're made out of money? You think they're phoning in from pound town? No. Which is, of course, if they're British, not sexual.

No, and it's London specifically. I should say, one person points out, read the OP's question history. This is a pattern with this OP. You keep asking slightly different questions about his bare chest. Oh, it's a sex guy. I have no idea why,

but his obsession with it is getting annoying. So this is just a... There's a whole, like a third of the website is sex guys. So you got to keep that in mind. I like these detectives in the comments. Yeah, I'm trying to find... Jeremy is also one of them and gets very distracted whenever this happens. Yeah, I'm on his thing.

Although his most recent question is, what things is President Trump not doing that a president usually does? And he answered, succeeding. Oh, no, my shirt's gone. What is President Trump doing that presidents don't usually do? Go bare-chested. Looking at the eclipse. I've got to say, most of...

Oh, wait. Well, yeah, he does have a lot of bare chest questions. Why do boys have small chests? One of his questions is, why do I have such a small butt? Damn, I would like to read more of these. It's too bad it's all from this pervert who's been banned. Yeah. And maybe in jail, possibly.

And hates Donald Trump very much. He's one of ours. I agree with him. Back off. He's on the right side. If there's two things he hates, it's Donald Trump and wearing a shirt. Let him finish. Let him finish.

This might be Joe Biden. Hey, why is my butt so small? Where's my shirt, Jack? Every question ends with corn pop at the end. He's trying to get an answer from. Hey, my mom took my shirt away. He was a lifeguard. Come on, man.

Okay, well, that ends our querying session. That's enough. This is our final segment, and it is a fan favorite. It is forbidden knowledge. Objection! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm on the wrong page. Oh, but that was a good one.

Objection. It's the sound. It is forbidden knowledge. More and more forbidden knowledge is becoming the catch-all for just weird shit, but it is where it goes. Yeah, there is a real segment of Quora called forbidden knowledge that we find very funny because it's like, what on Quora are people saying that we're not allowed to know? It's forbidden.

But we kind of just put every ghost question in here now. Well, but there's a lot of non-ghost stuff on this that's just, we had it filed under miscellaneous in a way where I'm like this is knowledge that hasn't gotten out. It's forbidden knowledge. We had a guest who refused to engage with any ghost questions. Now we have a lot of them that are just kind of backed up. This is not a bit.

Because they were too scared? They were too scared. It was Tom Cruise. He was afraid that he was going to get his head bitten off by a ghost. Hey, I don't want to hear any more of these. Ask me more about the filming of Vanilla Sky.

Okay, so this first question is, what if your house was infested with millions of ghosts? Now, that's too many ghosts. Can I say that? Millions. It's millions of them. Where do you live? What's this sound again? Millions of ghosts.

Dance party. Oh, damn it. Alex. Alex has three more podcasts to record today. The other ones don't have sounds. It's fine. Okay, so millions. I'm getting out of there.

What would you do, Kevin? Well, first I'm asking, like, how big is this house? Because I have to think, like, ghosts can occupy the same space as people. But I have to think when it's – Can they not overlap? This is my question. Aren't they bumping into each other because they're on the same plane? You know how in video games you can stack a unit?

I had the same thought. My brain likes video games as well. I'm the first to admit that I was just thinking of, like, Zerglings. Yeah. How they, like, somehow, like, combine into one. well zirklings actually are a bad example because they do have a mass like they can bunch up for a second that's what i'm saying yeah they do occupy space when you aren't command attacking them but if you have like an advanced wars style like infantry stack with no limit you could get a

million ghosts a strong ghost and then by the way the ghost walks onto your space and you get so fucked by all the fucking ghosts yeah it's way too many ghosts a million too many the mind reels It's the concept of a million. Each one's like, I fell down the stairs. I have unfinished business. No, I have unfinished business. Out of my way. I died normal.

What does that mean? His old age? I had enough. That's enough. I'm Casper. I'm Casper. I wanted to be the president. Casper president.

I was on my platform. I'd like to befriend a girl. That's a nice girl. We could play a game. Yeah, but like a million is too many is my point. That's too many. Asking an exorcist to get rid of them would be rude. You would need a million exorcists.

You know what I would say? Once I get to like 200,000 ghosts, I'd say, that's enough. That's my limit. And well, here's what I say about the exorcists because you need so many of them. Exorcists do not stack. Right. Oh, that's true. Good luck getting a million exorcists.

in the house, because they're going to be lined up out the door for miles and miles. Yeah. That was a great question though that you had about if on their plane they can stack, because we see them as transparent, can go through stuff, but do they see us as transparent, can go through their

stuff? Right. Do ghosts clip in the nether realm? That's a good question too. Do they clip through the walls? Do they have lag? If they see a ghost door, a door that died, can they walk through that? That's a good question.

Can they open it? Ghosts always need to RM. What does RM mean? Just remake the lobbies. Oh, okay. Sorry I said that. Anyway. No, I just didn't know it.

I felt bad. No, I'm just too sorry. All right, well, this is a good answer. This is from System Failure, and he's been playing guitar for 20 years. Whoa. Wow. That's pretty good. You must be good at guitar.

Here's his SoundCloud. He says, I'd figure out a way to monetize it. Nice. Nice. America. If it was truly a haunting and I had some proof, I'd be calling in researchers from the local university. If I didn't have proof, I'd offer people

an opportunity to stay in the house overnight for a fee. Maybe a haunted bed and breakfast thing. And then write a book about my experiences. I'd basically go the whole Amityville route. This guy's all about side hustles, though. He's very smart. Which is, again, like if you had a zoo

with a million animals, it would not be a sustainable business. I think a ghost with a house with a million ghosts is also yeah hard to profit off of yeah oh this is a really good answer oh hey welcome to my house this one uh you're gonna love the all of the ghosts they're all here there's no way you can conceive of how many ghosts are being if it was like 10 ghosts that could be a good monetization that would still be a fuck ton of ghosts yeah but like a million is like you're like this isn't real yeah you see a movie and there's one ghost and it's a big problem they can do a lot of damage

each one yeah yeah even like four is quite a bit of ghosts that's like two movies right yeah that's a sequel at least that's an american horror story episode yeah and they let anything go on that's an american horror story i agree with that um this is a really good answer from jim perry he says i'll answer your question with an answer sorry i'll answer your question if you answer mine what if your house was infested with millions of walk nest monsters oh i'd also leave that's even worse i think yeah those are big they take up a ton of space yeah yeah they're underwater right your house must be you must have a moat yeah yeah yeah you live in like a conceptual plane of existence sim city house going on here that is a good answer to the question though yeah i'll ask you this

A different question A million bigfoots Yeah what do you do then Fuck you asshole One guy says there aren't millions of ghosts Got him What does that even mean How do you know

What are you a fucking ghost expert You think you know so much about ghosts There's exactly 800,000 ghosts So many people have unfinished business It's unrealistic the ghosts That's just stupid is the next line Shut up That one is dangerously too many.

Yeah, I agree. Anyway, that's really, I don't care what the rest of these answers are. Well, I do want to warn people against ghosts, so I will back them up. Fuck this question. We have a lot of questions left. Fuck that question. What's the next one? Why does Mr. Queen wear an earring?

Is he gay? Where is Mrs. Queen? Now, this is referring to the old wives tale, and I may be getting the order wrong. Right ear gang, left ear gay? Oh. Is it? Earring. This was an old Dat fan joke.

I've heard of this. I've definitely heard of this. I don't think it's quite true. If you have two in your ear, are you two-time gay, two-time in a gang? I'm a dad fan. I don't think Mr. Clean has a sexuality. I think he loves cleaning.

He's married to cleanliness. Can we open the Cleaniverse for a second? Where does Mr. Clean appear, and what does he do? He cleans up a spot. He appears on television to clean up a spot sometimes. On the bag, and I'm thinking of the brawny man. Well, he cleans up spills. yeah that's brawny man brawny man that's classic brawny man

but mr clean is different and he does spot fixes yeah he's like he's who you call it he's the closer yeah sure um he does a lot of cleaning yeah the guy loves the queen he does a little dance i just think it's unknown i think he's like a missing no in pokemon yeah if you come across a mr clean it's a like a deeply rare event you should try to catch him he's a shiny it will break your game yeah you can make mr clean gay by making him hold a stone stone is a a beautiful ring from his boyfriend from his boyfriend who he loves and he's like i love it i wouldn't trade it for a different stone in the world it's perfect it's perfect because you got it for me it's a little bit dirty and then he

and then a genie comes yeah and then he cleans his boyfriend's pipes and also asking where is mrs clean that's a bit heteronormative we don't know about mr clean who is again like a genie or something yeah he could be married to the devil as far as we know yeah the crossed arms are very genie pose yeah that he does um and he blinks in and out of existence as well unless again i'm thinking of the brawny man no i think you're right i think they both do is the brawny man in the lumberjack uniform yes okay i'm getting mr clean's in all white yeah he's in all white he's spotless i wonder is he naturally bald or does he shave his head to stay more clean i think he does shave it he has a look where he shaves it because if you're naturally bald

like that there's like straggling hairs that's right right right i know about that baby i can't wait until jeremy looks like mr clean i do a bit about this there's gonna be a sexy new look for the podcast my big bit is that i worry i look like um white supremacist mr clean who is named mr cleanse you have your arms crossed right now he's wearing all white the thing about the mr cleanse bit is no one likes it as much as i do that's too bad it does not do very well but i cannot get rid of it i wish i wonder what that would be like if that had ever happened to me you like your own joke way more than other people well i put it online so now it could rest you know what i mean it's like when you uh exercise a spirit be free yes you are gone from my set

collect malicious comments go millions of ghosts yeah free um and as soon as i posted online the first comment was like crowd's not liking this one enough yeah it's true though uh anyway so So Trish Burford, who's the only person who answered this two years ago, said, okay, this is just a theory. Strong start. Mr. Queen always looked to me like he belonged on some sort of naval vessel. As in he was a professional sailor type. Mr. Queen is wearing a white t-shirt and white pants, by the way. You know his blue jacket he never takes off?

One tradition of earrings was that a sailor had the right to wear an earring in one year after he sailed across the equator. Huh. I really don't recall which year, but I never thought of it as a sexual orientation statement. You just said he's in the Navy. He's definitely gay in your theory. Retard. Yeah, so that's really, that's that. He's not gay.

He just forbids women from coming on his ship. It's bad luck. One person asked Quora what happens when Mr. Queen gets dirty. Oh. And the top answer is impossible. That's true. That goes against everything he stands for. Sorry, pal.

Can't get dirty. Game, set, match. He shaves his head. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that. okay one person said this is a very sad occurrence mr clean is dirty what a tragedy something's wrong this is this is our title question

as i think so at least okay let's wrap how can you see the moon that is 238.900 that's got to just be thousand right 238,900 miles away if your eyes can only see five miles far is the idea of the moon debunked i think it is i don't think it's 238 000 i think it's 238 miles is it really miles are far away right i'm looking it up that seems like too few miles get ready to eat your fucking words oh no i gotta eat words the moon's way bigger than i realized bigger and farther so the question is how can you see the moon that is 238 900 God damn it. How can you see the moon that is 238,900 miles far away

if your eyes can only see five miles far? Is the idea of the moon debunked? Is that true about eyes? I don't know. It can't be. Let me read you the question again. How can you see the moon that is 238,900 miles away? And miles are not, by the way, conceptual.

They are a fixed set of space. If your eyes can only see five miles far, is the idea of the moon debunked? This question is so poorly written. We are struggling to read it. We should really, and this is what we want to just have the title, is the idea of the moon debunked? Mm-hmm.

I see both sides of the argument. I just love the idea that this guy's like, solved it, it's debunked. The moon doesn't exist, I just solved it. They're going to patch out the moon. What does he think the moon is? Is the argument that... Cheese.

that what we see in the sky is really only five miles away and we're in some kind of Truman Show skybox? Yeah, I think that he's saying that it's just not possible. That's only slightly less dumb than what I just said. We are seeing it. 238 miles away.

We are seeing the moon. Right. At 238. That is an insanely small distance. I think miles are big. Yeah. Well, they're curved miles. I have so much respect for miles.

i think long island is like 200 miles long i guess i don't know yeah um i'm terrible with that i can tell you the state of maine is a little over 500 miles do not write into so like so like half of made uh up from the ground would be the moon yeah well but it's not it's not and i'm eating my words now yum yum uh the idea of the moon is debunked is fake yeah fake ass moon I think that he's like seeing he's saying like I can see the moon

but I can't see further than five miles so it must not exist that must be a trick on the eyes Kevin clocked into the error here right at the beginning which is the

I can only see five miles part is that even true that's a real boy admitting he lost his shirt moment for me I'm in your fucking

history get out of my history um Jeremy just read the Quora comments it's gonna come up you need to stop googling things

on the Quora podcast it's gonna be like Hi, I'm an optometrist. That is false about eyes. Okay. Okay. Photons do not have a known distance limitation of travel. The human eye can perceive the nearest star, Sol.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Only 93 million miles distant. Sorry, that's Sun to me. It's called the Sun. The Sun. I see him every day. My friend.

You're a debunked idiot. You know, abroad, we call him Sol. When I was studying abroad. When I was in Pound Town, we called him Soul. One person says, yes, everything that's more than five miles away doesn't exist. Aeroplane flying at 35,000 feet doesn't exist. Clouds don't exist. Moon doesn't exist.

Sun doesn't exist. Stars don't exist. Oh, and you know what? Miles are what? 5,000 something feet? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was way off there. Oh, boy.

Well, hopefully no one hears this. the first episode we just hope no one listens to really hope that doesn't go live i hope we have a gap week where we put it up this one dubai is a city i think what people aren't accounting for is how sleepy a day it is because of how gray it is outside and that it was stormy yeah everybody was asleep the storm is coming for the storm this is a q anon podcast um what's the other thing they say besides where we go when we go all um they say um trust the plan trust the plan is that what they oh no i'm outing myself it was actually how we introduced you on the show yeah um yeah q anon is fucking wild it is it's the quora of ideologies i think

alex has been arrested and replaced by a clone yeah this clone seems like it does a lot less facts that alex usually does alex is usually so smart he knows so much about tom cruise regularly um anyway do we think the moon is real because i don't what do you think the moon is i think it's real it's just been debunked it certainly has been debunked i just really like that this guy is like i solved it and i'm this is like his victory lap what does debunked mean yeah it's not true it's been debunked it's been debunked we decided no moon you know how bunks are the most trustworthy thing, like a bunk bed.

You can stack it because it's so reliable that you can have as many as you want. Millions of beds. It's been myth busted. Call the myth busters up. They cannot recreate the moon. The comments are saying there is a moon.

The comments are dunking pretty hard on this guy. They're fucking busting his rim right now. It's also just not true at all that we can see only five miles away well actually soul is several hundred thousand miles away we could see that or a million even yeah i love soul i love soul you gotta have it as well gotta have soul hey soul sister okay um we have one more question get ready to knock it out of the park kevin here we go from connor rawwell and oh this is a this is a pretty big question what's up are you gonna click something yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna click a fun sound i don't know

which one yet um is it possible that someone has already invented time travel and destroyed the car once he realized how dangerous it was killing spree so this assumes that the time machine is a car yeah that's a big part of the question it's a fact of the future car i think is we're borrowing back i think the answer is no it's not possible i think it's possible but unlikely first of all it's got to be a car it's got to be a car yeah i i again i'm not trusting any of these question answers today i i feel like this guy knows too much about it's him i think it's him and i think the idea of this quarter question been debunked the question should have been should i have destroyed my time car yeah well check the time stamp if the time stamp is like 50 years ago

then he might have traveled back in time yeah i think anybody who invented time travel and does time travel is not going to be like, ooh, this is too dangerous. They're going to be like, I'm going to become the president. They're little fuckers. You know what? That might be it. I think it's not that it's too dangerous. They may have decided that it's just too lucrative and cool.

They're Genghis Khan in our history now. That's a time traveler. And they're like, I'm not going to reveal that as time travel because then the jig is up. I've been debunked. Yeah, so your theory is just like, people only time travel when they want to do a lot of crimes. I think that they think, maybe they have good ideas and they're like, oh, I'm going to

I'm going to be a scientist who time travels it's going to be great and then they go back in time and they're like I'm just going to use my powers for evil I have a good idea

I'm going to kill like a million Chinese people I'm Genghis Khan now that's where all the ghosts come from and also where a lot of people come from

Genghis Khan that's true I'm directly related to him I see that in you from your Mr. Clean style haircut that's going to be

a Patreon goal once we start a Patreon it's going to be Jeremy shaves his head People will make that happen. That probably would work. It's going to be a sexy turn for the podcast. Every episode, though, if it doesn't work, I'm like, guys, it's getting so bad.

I'm getting so bald. Please sign up for the Patreon. First Patreon goal, Jeremy, she said. Second Patreon goal, Jeremy gets one earring and just that one side leg. Third Patreon goal, all white. All white all the time. And the fourth one is I weave my wife and find a boyfriend. And find a boyfriend, and I have to love him now.

Yeah, so I take real issue with the car part of this. Yeah, I usually imagine it as like a refrigerator-sized box. Oh, you know what? I didn't even get into this, but it's just there was one time car. What, you invented the time machine? We're like, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is just for me. This is one of my little pleasures.

You realize how dangerous it was to become Genghis Khan. I hate to be a pooper, but I find this whole thread highly unlikely. That's true. Well, let's read some answers and see what these intelligent quarrels say. It is certainly possible that someone has already invented time travel and destroyed the car once they realized how dangerous it was. It's not a car! After all, if you can travel through time, then anything is possible. Why would it be a car?

However, I think it's more likely that this person simply decided not to share their invention with anyone else for fear of what could happen if it fell into the wrong hands. Or maybe they just didn't want to deal with all the paperwork involved in patenting. patenting. Why does this have 350 up Quoras? Either way, we may never know for sure. You piece of shit. I've never been so mad at a Quora before. Yes, anding this fucker.

One guy says, yep, not only is it possible, but it really happened. The person who invented the time machine is Zepsys Korgelmoss. And how it looked was from the photo he left. I love random name generator. Alex, can you put this photo in the YouTube? Yeah, I'll get Zepsys. It's a man

in a chair who's all of his limbs are in buckets of water I actually have Zep's clerical boss as my background already so it's really easy for me

he's on my wall he's my inspiration I kind of base a lot of what I do after Zep's clerical boss oh there's his penis there's a nude photo he's jacked

I mean he looks good wait so the time machine is just him putting all his limbs in water like that sleeping sleepover prank they're also connected to I don't think I can put

the naked picture of him on here because I don't know how to blur it out but um he's not actually you can't see it why are his feet

covered in oil um but yeah kevin he probably would pee himself if this was a prank at a sleepover yeah you can't fall asleep in the time machine oh he is covered in oil so apparently it says that he um he exploded or something by the way check out this sexy question on yeah it is the go-to source for unchained zeps's chlorical boss um i think this is like a doctor who joke or something but he says for this he says um he was found sometime later dead naked in his closet with no explanation how he got there this whole thing is very long is it all doctor who is a doctor who joke because i am really enjoying it and i don't want it to be a doctor it says for the skeptics using math to investigate time travel

mathematical model of tardis which is like takes the fiction out of science fiction so maybe it's just a reference to it and it's not like canon in tardis is doctor who should i yeah that's what Unless you're saying tortoise wrong. It's TARDIS. That's a TARDIS. My favorite is the TARDIS. You spotted turtle in Ireland. It's a TARDIS.

You're having a hard time copying this thing. That's tough. Oh my fucking god, dude. Jeremy's now installing apps on my computer. I thought I could just do a fucking thing and it just didn't happen for me. You're so desperate to see Zeps' zepsus clerical moss you wish zepsus clerical moss was real so bad he's on wikipedia he it's

not a um it's a hundred percent real i it's it's not it's not it's not dr who but i don't know if it's uh it's dr whom i don't think it's a real man what do you mean it's zepsus clerical boss all right it's zepsus he has a deep google footprint he's definitely real he's definitely a real guy. He's Zepsus, and we love to see him. Zepsus with an X, by the way, not a Z for our audio listeners. Oh, yeah. Zepsus. It kind of changes it, doesn't it? Yeah, I thought

it was Zepsus, but it was actually Zepsus. It's Zepsus Korgelmoss. It's pronounced Zepsus Korgelmoss. Stepsis Korgelmoss. That's like the quick brown fox. It's got every letter in the alphabet. It does, yeah. I've caught Stepsis Korgelmoss trapped in the time machine.

I've died of Zepsus. Zepsus what are you doing in that time machine what are you doing Zepro destroy that okay a lot of other answers

about like whether or not time travel is real I don't give a fuck we're done with this who cares it's boring and I'm done

you're thinking of the back to the future movies shut the fuck up but it is what I said earlier please remember that they are

science fiction not science fact thank you Kevin okay okay well that's all our questions

for this week So, we have one last segment on this podcast where we ask a question for next week. So, my question to you, Kevin, is do you have any questions you'd like to ask? Yeah, what should our question be for next week? We're all out of ideas. We could do one that... What did we talk about today? What did we talk about this episode?

Tom Cruise. We could ask a Tom Cruise question. Yeah, we could get more Tom Cruise questions in here. We've certainly talked enough about him for one episode, but we could talk about a second episode. We should definitely... First of all, best part of the episode. People are rewinding to listen to that twice. They can't get their fill.

They're watching it 11 times. The Scientologists are coming for me. That's like a real thing that could happen. Jeremy's been disappeared. Maybe there are Scientologists on Quora that could fill in our gaps. We could ask a question on Scientology. Like a canary kind of question that only... What's the ideal Thetan level for a Scientologist?

Ah, for real, for real. Although, you know, they're going to just say a really high one. Yeah, there's no limit. 50 billion. But it is stupid in a way that belongs on Quora. One million ghosts. We could ask a question about one million ghosts. One million ghosts.

Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil Ghostbusters comes over. That's a good movie. Has Tom Cruise ever been to the moon? I feel like the answer is just no. It is no. We don't know. By the time that somebody answers that,

maybe who knows what the next stunt is going to be in Mission Impossible. They took other actors to the moon. or not to the moon I guess it's the space you mean are you saying on the set where the moon landing

was faked yeah also Stanley Kubrick and Neil Armstrong before they patched out the moon all kinds of actors went there

but then I also meant just when Jeff Bezos took his plane up there and brought I think it was James Cameron wanted to film a movie in space

they didn't let him Avatar 3 The Way of the Moon Captain Kirk played by William Shatner I believe was in that plane with him if I am recalling correctly.

That's right. I recall that. Thank you. And so it is validated. I do not recall. Witness. Witness me. I'm remembering news from last summer. Witness me! Yeah, you're right. My question sucked. What was your question? I don't fucking know. What would happen if

there were one million ghosts on the moon? Let's do that. Yeah, just do that. For that unforbidden knowledge. that sounds like a good uh prompt for a sci-fi story yeah we're opening eyes i think this is a great question oh no waffles we've gotten so far without fucking the camera's still working okay so we're gonna type that up and get that going uh in the meantime kevin thank you so much for coming on the show we know your last name and we love it it's flint

now with that said where can our listeners find your work at home abroad and on the go oh well uh you could check out a hard drive.net and uh and the onion.com and don't follow me on twitter uh don't even try i'm on private between hard and drive i should point out hard dash drive dot net yeah hard dash drive all right well that's gonna be us for another week i hope you're is safe from all the ghosts, ha ha. And until the next time, question everything. Question everything.