Quorators - KAPLOW!

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which kind of fight is more powerful, martial arts or gang street fights? How can MMA help you out from gun situations when bullets run faster than punches and kicks? What would happen if a baby drank beer? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Do you want to hear my embarrassing first concert story, actually? Yeah. It's that the first time I ever went to a concert was to see Matt and Kim, which is, you know, Brooklyn royalty. Not embarrassing yet. Well, a little bit. But I was in high school and I had just gotten my driver's license. So I drove to the train and I was really nervous about being late

and just driving in general that I forgot to turn the car off and I just left with my car running. It was a car running in a Long Island Railroad parking lot. And no one stole it? No one stole it. They somehow figured out whose car it was and contacted my parents. And my dad was not happy about it. And I think texted me like, yeah, you brought your keys with you to the city, right?

And I was like, oh, no. I lost my keys. That's such a shrewd way of reminding you. This is what my dad likes to do. What a mastermind. Whenever I would lose something, he would ask for it. So if I lost my phone and then he found it, he'd be like, can I borrow your phone real quick?

And then I just wouldn't have it. And I'd have to be like, oh, it's in my other pants. Oh, my God. Your dad should work for the government in some capacity. Maybe he does. I don't know. He's left-handed. That's, oh, my God.

He could be a serial killer of some kind. That means he's sinister. Yeah, it does. When I was 17, I went to see a Metallica concert and then got high and locked the keys in the car. That's similar. That's probably the closest I've gotten. Even the car running is crazy.

It's not as bad as the car running. I think the Long Island Railroad people, they thought that they had found a criminal's car or something. You know what I mean? Because they're like, why is it running? All right, we know not to check the Matt and Kim concert. Yes. They won't be in there. Well, that was in Terminal 5 or whatever.

So it was like, you know, it was hours away. What year was this? 2010, 2011 or something. That was his first concert. I didn't go to a concert as a child, I don't think. You weren't allowed to hear music. My parents gave me zero culture. Everything I know outside of Star Wars, I had to find on my own.

You have kind of a science build going. It's not good. It's really bad. You should show your children things that you like. Yeah. You have a weak projection of force, if you don't mind me saying. I don't know what you mean by that. You put all your stats into science and learning science and your incredible inventions.

Everything's about your next big invention. Look. Hey, everyone. A big hand comes out of my hat. A hand comes out of my hat and grabs whatever I want. What are you referencing? Where is this coming from? Civ?

Is this Civ? This is what you do. This is my good friend, Jeremy. Yeah, sound familiar? It's incredible gadgets. I would love to have a hat that has a hand come out of it. That sounds amazing. Folks, we're back on Quarators.

Hey girl, it's the Quarriors Podcast, back again, America's number one Quarrel-based podcast. Ha ha! Is that a hand coming out of your head, or are you just happy to see me? It's a show for inventors and other geniuses. Baby or otherwise. Welcome back. We have Claire back in the studio this week.

She's returned from having her baby, and I've returned from having my baby. And we're in the studio. Which is my apartment. And we're in the studio, which is Jeremy's house. It could be a studio apartment, but it's not. It's a one-bedroom. When we did the bonus episode recently, I was making fun of Mr. Beast for living in a content house.

And then someone in the comments was like, Jeremy, you live in a content house. Yeah, that's true. And I was like, I guess I do. I live in a content one-bedroom apartment. That's where the coordinators go to record. Content co-op. Yeah, it's not great.

The issue with the hype houses is always that the roommates clash with each other. So the fact that we don't live here, I think, greatly helps. Mr. Beast lives in a mansion where I think only he lives. It's just fitted to do content at all times. He has a best case scenario.

But like 10 years ago, when corporations are like, I'm going to steal a bunch of teens and make them do videos, they all had to be roommates with each other. These are the least socially programmed children in America. And they all had to share a bathroom.

And I can only imagine the murders that happen therein. Claire, didn't you do like a stand-up house thing for a minute? Claire's eyes got really big. Did you think I was in a hype house? No, no. You were in a hype house.

I live in a hype house. Yeah, you're the hype house. I told you not to mention the hype house. We did shows in other people's houses. House shows. I saw this on Vice. Pretty based. Pretty based.

Yeah, I like house shows. It's a great place for- I do like house comedy shows. If you go to a house comedy show, you always have the option of not paying attention and going back to the party, which I enjoy. I used to host a comedy show in my friend's apartment that you did, Alex,

and the fun part about it was that my friend would make pasta for all the comedians before the show. I did this show? Yes. Where was it? It was at my friend Ben's apartment. It was a video game show. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, I did that.

I do remember. I mean, that's the only reason to do a house show is for someone to make you spaghetti. Yeah. Instead of a beer ticket, he's got a bowl of spaghetti. Got a bowl of pasta. There's this comic, Brian Parisi,

whose whole thing for his weekly show was he brought homemade pasta to the audience. And it worked. It was like a pretty successful weekly show. I remember that. Yeah. It was like people came for free pasta. That's pretty cool.

The things people think they need to go spend $5 are outrageous. But I simply cannot talk about it anymore because this is a podcast where we go on Quora. And I've added too many segments where if I hang out in the beginning for too long, we don't do that because we got to do all the other stuff. Sorry.

Can we zoom in here? Yes. I think my vision has gotten much worse since I've been here last. As a mother, you'll have eyes in the back of your head. We've been telling everyone that you're on maternity leave. Oh, cool. And I was only gone for two weeks.

Yeah, and you never got visibly pregnant. We didn't say you liked the baby. I want to say, I know we have, speaking of segments, we haven't done last week on Korra in a long time, but I've been looking at our old Korras, and we've been getting answers to stuff. Really? Okay.

Like, last week we asked someone if they were our AI. We said, are you AI or a real person? And we got a bunch of, like, answers from people. I know you tried to ask this to a specific guy, but I did notice Korra just put it up as a question. But we got from Tara, Mortuary Mistress, who I think we follow or have seen before.

Erotic embalmer sounds like someone we would follow. I don't want my wife to know I have a mortuary mistress. Well, she says AI girl Tara is a robot.

Tara? You don't want to find out if she's a robot? Well, she studied at AI Girl Academy. She's followed by I am a pizza and I am a hamburger.

Alex, I think we may have talked about her on a week that you were not here. But we've seen her. She's like a quora character that we've... We're over her.

She's posting every like five minutes if she's AI. Sorry, Tara. What have you done from me lately uh and then there's a comment here from mark johnson i was born before calculators like ti 100 so i came from flesh and blood and pain and breastfeeding damn so my theory is that i am 90 certain that i am not a robot my dang toe hurts and i don't like pain i fart therefore i am

do ai fart do ai have bowel movement accidents and i forget stuff this is how my dad my dad's emails used to be like this um it's like a hemingway novel yeah it keeps going i don't know and those folk in silicon valley need to just chill the fuck down sit on their supercomputer toilets and wipe their own butts but this that imaginary paper my dear son is one of you and love him very much but he turned my subaru into a computer on wheels and and and sir sit down please No one is trying to hurt you. Just turn on your YouTube music videos and chill out. See all better.

Do AI get diarrhea and pissed off? Probably simulated shit. Get a DoorDash pizza and a latte. Do computers eat pizza? Cool. That's it. Upvote for us. I don't know.

I don't think this is one of our listeners. His son apparently works at Subaru. Mark Johnson. I'm following him. He rules. He's a retired dad, an old fart, and knows about Bible study. He works at the homeless shelters. For 11 years.

Knows about chronic diseases Okay I have a lot of questions about your son Wait, look at his picture He's got a little beret on He does have a little beret, he's like an old man Older man, in a car He's pretty cool, he lives in California

He can get it Yeah, he can absolutely get it Mark Johnson, you're our fuckboy of the week Fuckboy of the week Here's another comment from Kevin Carroll I'm probably a real person. That said, I do have two right feet, but my mom told me when I was a little boy

that two right feet gives me an advantage over other boys. What? She told me that as I make my way through life, every step will a right foot forward and that it doesn't get any better than that. As far as I know, AI doesn't have a mom, so... Stop talking about your mom, Kevin. What the fuck are you talking about, dog?

Here's a comment from Tracy Ann O'Brien, who lives in Madrid. This question is the sad sign of our times. I agree, Tracy Ann O'Brien. Something similar to when people ask you what gender you are when it's pretty obvious that I am a woman. I'm kind of glad I'm not young anymore. I just feel like it's not similar to the

example you gave. Not similar. You're a damn robot. Not similar and you're a damn robot. Tracy and O-robot. O-bot. Not similar at all, Tracy, or should I call you Tracy-i?

Probably doesn't look as good on paper. And those are all the answers. If she listens to the show, I fucking got her ass. So that's that. Don't come to the Quarriors again, Tracy. Can an eye be too wet? We asked that at some point. Can an eye be too wet?

And someone answered. It was an answer from Wild Love World. Who said, if you've ever been swimming, you know that opening your eyes underwater is a wonderful experience. A wonderful wet eyeball is a thing to behold. If you've ever shed a tear while in the bathtub, you know just how wet eyes can get.

What? I'm going to give you a pro tip. Eyes can never be too wet. Keep those eyeballs moist and glistening by blinking regularly, and they'll never dry out. Oh, this is from a listener. Okay.

If anybody tries to tell you eyes can be too wet and tell them that an eye being too wet is like scrambled eggs being too scrambled, is that not possible, is it? So that's from a listener. And this is why we've stopped doing the segment. But also, that was fun for me to read.

I enjoyed it. Thank you for writing in a wild, lovely world. What is scrambled eggs reference? When we did this segment, if you wrote in and you were one of our listeners, you had to say scrambled eggs. No, you're not a Quora guy. There was no reference.

There was no reason for it. I think it was the first thing that we came up with. Still no. Why isn't Rocco's Modern Life popular in Israel? No one knows. No one knows. It's one of the great mysteries. Yeah, we'll never find out.

Anyway, that's been the last week on Quarators. Pretty cool. On Quora. Nothing about Rocco in the Bible. No. Okay. Well, we do have a space of the week to get to. This week's theme is Kerplow.

What it is? Thank you. So this is all about socks in the mouth and a big slam down south. It's things that make you say Kaplow. When I was in high school, I made my own T-shirts that said Kaplow, and then in tiny letters it said Itz. It's real. Kaplow, Itz.

I was thinking as I wrote it out that it's most of your last name. Oh, Kaplow. Well, we can't have that be the theme. It's just going to be Kaplow, but it is really close to your name. That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty freaking epic. I also made a hat that had a hand come out of it.

That was sort of an inventor. We all know your hat. It's your trademark. Now, our space of the week is Strong American Space. This is a place to support men in relationship. Strong American Man Space. Excuse me. A place to support men in relationship and mental health.

That's because it's created by Strong American Man. Oh. Certified life coach. Who is a certified life coach. That's cool. i just thought it was the concept of one no it's actually strong american man.com which is a private site and you cannot look at you can't look at it because it's his that's how the website works he goes on to check what he's up to um it says visit our site for

free content but i can't do that you can't do it whatever you gotta renew strong american man.com we're a team of professionals dedicated to supporting men's well-being we have a diverse staff of men and women with a broad range of certifications, including MBA, MS, and LPCAs. Sounds like strong American man's gone woke with an all-woman staff.

Yeah, it seems wrong. Yeah, I just feel like I expect the strong men at the keyboard meme when I go to strong American man. Oh, I love that meme. Good meme, huh? Hilarious meme, sir. Anyway, they got questions on here like who initiates breakups more,

Who suffered more after divorce? How long can a couple be separated? No answer on that. That's a great question. A couple of follows. Three months. Thank you. Honestly, I feel like that is the go-to when people are like,

oh, you know, we're taking time off. Right. We said we're going to get maybe connect after three months. Three months to, like, maybe revive it or just throw it in the trash. Or just call it. Call it a day. A lot can happen in three months. A lot can happen.

Summer. June, July, August. It's a seasonal change, isn't it? Seasons change. If you live on the East Coast, at least the weather's going to be different. So that's important. So that's something to think about. There were some good ones down here.

These are all about breaking up. Who suffer more after a divorce? No one's answering. Oh, say the week. Well, part of the problem is that if you answer it, it says that they have to approve it. So I answered it, and then it goes, the space has 14 days to review.

Strong American man's not going to let us do any of these. They're asleep at the wheel here, and they're not actually checking. They're asleep at the man. We can look at the parent question, which has 97 answers on it. Okay. And I don't know. Yeah. So we're here for who suffered more after divorce.

Who suffered more? Should we take our bets before we go in? I say the children. Ooh. Ooh, yeah. That's a great answer. I think American society at large. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Suffer from divorce. Our birth rates. Our Christian nation. Yeah, that's right. All right. These are related questions of our related question. Oh, here's one that's a very Alex-y answer.

The Innocent Party. And that's from Love. Let's talk facts. This is a space, right? That's a goddamn space. See, I got to get into these without using the search bar. The search bar is useless. It's really hard.

Okay, the profile picture of this space is two cartoon hearts under an umbrella. New Space of the Week, Love. Let's talk facts. What is that? I like the dot dot exclamation point. Yeah, usually those are kind of opposites, really. The pinned post is a description of how to give them $3. Okay, how do I do that?

Buy me a coffee, please, it says. For Hanish. Hanish Yella. Hanish Yella. Karma is a bitch, question mark? Oh, is this DJ Yella? Yeah, from NWA. What are you talking about?

All I know is that Orson Scott Card follows him. I like to think he has his own podcast where he goes around and clicks on all the characters like you do you know what I mean because he's really gotten around to everybody he's like I'm a hamburger and he's like shitting on them what an idiot

that's not Mormon enough seems kind of paused to me I'm 89 okay go back to the space which one love let's talk facts Yeah, or Space of the Week. Love what it's all about. Okay.

Questions. Wait, did I hit the button? Space of the Week? Yeah. No, that's because we just started. Space of the Week. I'm freaking blowing it today. Last one.

So, Strong American Man, that was Space of the Week, W-E-A-K. This is the real Space of the Week. This is for a strong man. Love. Let's talk facts. Let's talk big facts. What does it mean when a girl lays her head on my lap every time we meet and talks to me?

God damn. She's sleepy, I think it means. Yeah, you know a sleepy little lady. You got to get this princess a pee. Oh, I can't. One answer just says, baby bee, dot, dot, dot. That's honestly how I'm feeling. Everyone else said, you always sit down.

That is what it means. Yeah, you're definitely not standing. If she's laying her head on your lap standing, I feel like you guys got to get in a private space or something. one girl stopped talking to me she is not interested in talking to me she is talking nicely to everyone except me i asked if i did anything wrong she said that she is not talking to anyone but what i see is she is only ignoring me why you're a narcissist you're only thinking about yourself me me not me i like what does it mean when a girl says you're my kuchu kuchu

that's really bad it's really really bad is it really no i can't imagine oh baby you're my kuchu All right, we're Googling Coochie Poochie. Coochie Poochie. We're serious about this. We got to take this seriously. It's a Hindi word for adorable. Okay, so this is a real question then. Coochie Poochie.

This is a real-ass question for strong American men. What will happen if you stop talking to a girl? She could die. She'll put her head on your lap. That's the key to success. These are good questions. A lot of how do you deal with heartbreak. It's similar to the other space.

Have you experienced fake love? That's a great follow-up to a true love question. You know I never have. Never thought about it that way. Fake love. All my relationships are real, 100%. Anyway, these are all kind of sad. Is it okay to text during a separation?

How do I date my husband while separated? These are all not answered, though. I want to talk facts. Yeah, these are not what's talking. I want a juicy one. How can husband and wife live together after separation? This is someone who separated and then asked 10 million questions. What about Quora specifically generates divorced content?

This website is just a hub of lonely men. It's a place you go at 3 in the morning when you can't go to sleep, and you go, how do I get wife back? Maybe someone knows. The whiskey's been docking, and I have questions. I do have a boyfriend who was my friend before, but now I'm feeling something for my best friend, too. What's happening with me? The phrasing on that is like what happens to one of Spider-Man's villains when he's in a chain.

Yeah. This is actually written by a mad scientist. I'm growing a horn. I'm falling for best friends. anupama balaji says you are not in love with anyone you are only attracted have a clear clarity of who you want to be with and what exactly is that relationship destroyed it's interesting this seems to be like exclusively indian but they don't they speaking they're speaking in english yes like why as we've gone over before that's just that's a lot of indian

people speak english we should have an indian person on the podcast it is uh something that we need to do it comes up a lot because in india is so prevalent on quora we just don't have enough hosts if we had like maybe five to six hosts i think we could maybe get to the bottom of the website i think you're right there's too much straight facts coming out right now we're not talking about facts at all actually let's let's do some quora questions i'm done with this let's go into the Quoker. Let's go. Our incel in

Madnessphere. Kaplow. Kaplow. Kaplow. Which kind of fight is more powerful, martial arts or gang

street fights? A lot of opinions on this. I'm sure. A lot of big opinions. Alex, thoughts? Thoughts?

Oh, okay. I recently watched the Raid and the Raid 2 for the first time, which is an interesting mix of martial art and gang

street fight. And it did seem as though the gang street fight was more powerful because of their enhanced use of weaponry yeah can i just say real quick that um it does say that this i think answer was upvoted by our good friend eugene mormon i always forget about that guys it makes me laugh every time maybe in eugene mormon i just really picture the other guy and then i see eugene mormon just writing a strongly worded email to

the Catholics you know. Eugene Mormon from Bob's Borgers. We got a picture here. The best street fighters I've ever seen were martial artists. I feel like Eugene Mormon is like a shitty schtick or treat character I would have done in 2018. It's still good. You can get out there.

It is pretty good. I wish schtick or treat still happened. Bring it back. That's how you get booked in this town. Sorry. Do you want to read this Yes. Read it, Alex. This is from Austin Lewis, a martial arts enthusiast, not a sports enthusiast. And can I say, I feel the same way.

I'm not interested in any kind of ball. Really? I'm only interested in throwing it down. I just call it sports fight. Right. Oh, it's sports fight again. I understand why you would think it's sports fight. Oh, you're watching UFC?

I call that sports fight. It's great. So you're like a sports ball guy, but for fighting? Yeah, but for fighting. I hate that. I'm a sports ball guy for ball. i'm fight guy for fighting sports ball for ball fight anyway this is fucking austin lewis the martial artist how to explain it

i've known of martial arts schools where there are black belts that wouldn't win against a single random person damn but let's say by the way a terrible review for your martial arts school that's true but let's say a good karate school like the one i used to go to tests each four months or something like that you arrive you are a white belt it took a minimum of two tests to ascend to the next belt there that is eight months more or less but you could take the test four times and not ascend to the next belt as one year and four months this is like a math yeah riddle already anyway at yellow belt second belt white being first you would be better off with your previous fighting knowledge unless you really stank a whole lot of fighting because

yellow belt you are learning things how to do things right but not effectively use them green belt third belt would have been able to take on some thug my dad once got second place in a black belt competition and he was green belt are obsessed with thugs they don't want to see a thug some black belts can't take them out or they lose to black belt competition to green belt anyway red belt fourth belt you would have been able to take down two or three thugs Oh, my God. These fucking thugs. God, just pray there aren't four thugs.

I did Taekwondo as a kid. I had a belt. How many thugs could you take out? So many. Without the hat. Without the punching hat. If I was jumped by several blocks of thin wood, oh, boy. I could crack them in half.

I feel like it's become like a parody to chop the wood, but it's very satisfying. What is Taekwondo versus karate? It's all cakes. taekwondo is like korean korean yeah uh yeah didn't know that uh but it's you got to play more tekken yeah all i remember doing taekwondo is my grandpa picking me up one time when i was like 10 and him going to the taekwondo guy and being like i fought with your country oh no i'm sure that went great i don't know i really don't know

if the guy's in america i'm sure he was on the same side anyway yeah it's funny a funny thing for a korean war grandpa to say it'd be great for him to be like i was on the north and i've come to kill you that'd be awesome i'm a chinese sleeper agent um all right the red belt you can take on two or three thugs if you're keeping track at home brown belt fifth belt last one before black belt you would have been able to take on three four or five thugs okay so black black belt is six sixth belt five thug eight i think i would guess an unlimited at black belt but it says black belt you would have been able to take on five or up to eight only up to eight no more than eight again if it's nine that's hollywood magic don't try to don't be daredevil

it's unrealistic amount of thugs if you were good you could have one or two thugs to each belt, he says. But weapons do make a huge difference. Weapons do make a huge difference. Okay, so this is kind of what I was saying, though, which is you got to have weapons. Weapons are really helpful. It's all about using weapons

because a block with a weapon can get you injured and you take a bigger risk blocking an attack with a weapon as well, plus psychological factor. So maybe a red belt could take on a thug with a knife? Maybe. Maybe. A brown belt most likely could end of answer. I think red is above brown, right?

No, brown is fourth. We just read all of the levels and excruciating detail per thug. I apologize. Volume. Volume per thug. Excruciating, confusing detail. It's based on the number of thugs you could disarm,

barehanded, provided they don't have a weapon or psychological factor. Damn, that's cool as well. Provided you don't have your boxing glove hat. It has a glove on it now. It does. Well, on the street. I was imagining just like a hand.

I feel like what cartoon was that in with like a boxing glove coming out of it? Inspector Gadget. I've been thinking of Inspector Gadget. Jeremy is Inspector Gadget to me. Coco Gadget podcast. Exactly. That sucks.

Does it make sense for you at home? Let's just sit in it for a minute. That sucks. Are there answers on that? On this post? No, but I'm going to upload it. I don't know what that means. share we can share it if you'd like i would like to share it okay this

oh well we just share this can i edit it i could probably edit that let's do the next question i feel like we've thoroughly gone over you don't want to read any more from the uh what kind of fight or no all right it's from jericho jericho that's a great name who like jeremy took taekwondo when i was younger now doing a screamer what's a screamer it's a when you make a miss cream where do you see this how do you smell that oh i see eskrima eskrima is oh filipino see look weapon little wooden batons it's fun for men and women it's a scream so this is kind of an interesting question because this

is from victor wolf great name by the way who is an investment banker he says uh i'd rephrase the question if i were you because you're the confusion are you asking if a martial arts can fend off a bunch of goons different than thugs so thugs what how do we feel about thugs versus goons i find them to be far weaker okay the goons are weaker weaker than thugs for sure yeah i think goons are more like the personality right goons are like in dynasty warriors when there's a big crowd of guys and they run up to you and then they just kind of bounce for a while while you do your combos on them. Okay.

Goons. I feel like goons work for a villain that Batman beats up. Yeah. And they honestly don't get a lot in on Batman, do they? No, they never do. They always underestimate him. You start with goons and you move up to thugs.

Goons hate the bat. It's the bat. Yeah, goons are just kind of like union guys. It's kind of their general vibe. They're like teamsters. They're there for the paycheck. Yeah. I hope that helps you figure out if you should martial arts or gang fight.

Yeah, goons are always going up to the Riddler and saying that their pension is all fucked up. How can MMA help you out from gun situations when bullets run faster than punches and kicks? Now, bullets do run really fast. They do. They tear through the air. And when they run, they go like... There you go. That's a bullet.

Edit that so it sounded good. bullets do run so fast would you like to answer this i would say uh how do they help you i think they just help you out from gun situations honestly just how they keep you in running shape it's honestly the biggest benefit you're gonna get in a gun situation um it's intimidation right you got to say you basically you have to threaten them to put the gun to your head and you say pull the trigger you fucking won't you coward oh yeah and then you punch kick i want to die i can't go Go home. I can't go home.

That's what you have to say. I've been watching a lot of YouTube shorts with a guy who disarms people with his hands. Really? But they got to get too close with the gun. You got to get really close. Yeah, if they're five feet away, you're pretty doomed. But the thing is, like, if they're putting the gun on you, well, then you could, like, karate chop it. Oh, there's an answer from Vegeta on the top one.

These answers are all too long. Where does he see Vegeta? Right there. Yeah, that's Ajin Vegeta. That's so impressive that you could tell that was Vegeta from such a small picture. Yeah, that looks like nothing. Because you have face blindness, too. Not for Vegeta.

You can't tell an actual human being apart from another one. I can spot Vegeta at a fucking 10-foot radius. If this was a picture of your wife, you'd be like, it's some woman. Who's that? I think it's Farrah Fawcett. They showed me Majin Vegeta at a quarter inch, and I could spot it a yard away. I really put in the time in recognizing Vegeta. I don't know what to tell you.

Spent a lot of hours with him. Unfortunately his answer sucks It's too long I don't care to read it This guy's got a video He says How do you put a video in your core answer I only put this simply

In the event of a street fight The best option for you is to run Avoid the fight Stay away Doesn't matter if you're the top MMA fighter in the world If the person has a weapon Need not be a gun It may not end well for you

Having said this Is you are in a situation where there is no option But to be in the fight You have almost no chance unless you were right next to the person who would have the element of surprise. Like the video below. Okay, now I rarely say this,

but we have to watch this video. Yeah, we have to watch this video because I want to see how close it must you be. This looks like a, so if you're listening to the podcast, closed circuit television recording of a guy who's about to do John Wick to people. They've slammed the saturation all the way up.

So the colors are crazy. It does look pretty good. It looks like Quarators in there. go to youtube go to youtube don't worry youtube does not want us to see funniest arm robberies i've ever seen in my life it's funny but it also teaches us some good lessons all right skip to the thing you're seeing a picture of a snake hi everyone it's john with today's active self-protection okay let's pause this real quick this guy does not look like he can physically fight or take no i agree well he's

an evidence-based defensive trainer. He's like a lawyer for the body. He looks like Eugene Mormon. He looks exactly like Eugene Mormon. He's not Eugene Mormon. He's John Correa. He's watching these fights. He's going to get a notification when we post this video now. This has 6 million views.

Damn, what are we doing wrong? We gotta have this. Are you ready for this? I'm going to skip ahead. Skip John Correa. Protection and punishment. So what you see here is we've sped up the beginning and these folks are just checking out. Now the guy in the darker shirt apparently

is one of the more well-known really bad dudes in town. Fuck off. You guys come in and you can see the guy in all black there pulled a gun out of his waistband and now he's robbing the store. I want you to pay attention to the guy in the green shirt. This is why he has that reputation.

He is again notorious for being a stone-cold killer in this town. I love that Cashier was just like, okay. Now the guy in the gray and the black with the gray hat on looks like an accomplice. Whoa! All right, for those listening, the guy just kind of pulled up

and grabbed him and gave him a big hug, and now they're kissing. No, that's not what happened. Is that not what happened? I don't know why Jeremy's lying to you. Are they not kissing? He did an impressive John Wick takedown to this notorious villain. It looks like they're cuddling. By snuggling him and telling him he's loved.

And he just kind of came up behind him and put his arm around his neck. And his hand on the gun, I think. But the thing is, you're at 7-Eleven, and there's a guy with a gun out robbing the cash register, and he's just like, let me get fully in this physically. Yeah, it's not worth it. This is a notorious member of society. Right, this is like Viper Dan or whatever his name is.

Should I keep playing it? Yeah, I do want to see if there's a beat down. This armed robbery gets squirrely in a hurry. You can see he's got a hold of the gun and he's got a hold of the guy and so now what's everybody going to do? Well, he's going to sit here and talk to him. Well, that dude's accomplice heads out the door.

Running away. They're basically kissing. Oh! Oh, he threw him. Martial arts and gang street fight. I will say this guy in the gray sweatshirt is way bigger than the guy in the black. Damn, this is cool.

He's huge. Oh, and now he's ground and pounding him, which is one of the best moves in the fight. The cashier is pulling him off. Where's the gun? Where's the gun? He has it. He put it on the counter.

Okay, the cashier has gotten on the assailant's back. And the assailant's kind of grabbing the other guy's dick, it looks like. He's really grabbing the other guy's... All right, now he's getting slapped. He thinks it's a gun. Oh, they're slapping. There's a lot of slapping and choking

Oh he punched him right in the face I really thought they were going to kiss again Remember to ask for consent before engaging in a beatdown like this Alright we gotta stop He's just repeatedly punching him in the face Wow This is really violent I really don't think they should have just put the gun on the counter

That seems crazy to me Well what if he needs it Fair enough I take it back They should have done something about that That's really something I don't remember what got us here But you gotta do that i'm gonna move on yeah let's do querenteg

kaboom that's enough here's a big kaplow s question what would happen if a baby drank beer yo alex there's actually a great way that we could figure this out no there's not because my child is going to be uh in the olympics and wow for what have any kind of beer in her system a freaking beer olympics whenever she wants for freaking number one sport give her an athletic non-alcoholic oh she could happen i actually have those at home because i don't get to sleep anymore so i can't really enjoy like actual beer because sleeping is such an important part of beer um you're drinking non-alcoholic beer yeah i am and i say to myself time to take the fake edge off with a fake one that's crazy to me because i feel like less than a year ago you would say stuff like why would i

have three beers what's the point of that right i'm not even gonna be drunk that's the point is i can't have normal beer because it's gonna make me sleepier and then have a really upset time at three in the morning so i have fake beer and i say oh i'm off to the plant i'm off to the plant and i drink my fake beer sort of unhinged in the patak household it is and i know on this show i have made harsh statements against fake beer and that it's essentially piss water for drugs and while standing by those statements I have been drinking it every day for months

because I miss beer so bad it's pretty good isn't it I really want to have some anyway what would happen if a baby drank beer I'll never tell you from this country is doomed MAGA 2003 to present that's an early start

that's pre-MAGA MAGA that's on the day of the Iraq invasion going MAGA. This country's doomed. He has a great answer, though. Do you want to read it, Mr. Father? Yes, as a father, I would like to read it. All depends on how much.

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this. Hate mail. We have to send this guy a letter. Depends how much. But when my son was about to, he had this horrendous coughing cold that has lasted over a week, and he was miserable.

By the way, before we read this whole thing, I have to say, you're giving your child beer you are british i don't need to read this whole thing um he had this rungus cough and cold that lasted over a week and he was miserable i was holding him in my lap while drinking a red stripe beer which he kept trying to grab and drink i strongly disagree with this i thought i'd teach him a lesson at all i thought i'd teach him a lesson to not want daddy's yucky bottle and i grabbed a straw put it in the bottle and just sat there let him go after it on his own.

I would back off after the first taste of carbonation. There is no carbonation. First of all, well, there is carbonation in a beer.

Is that what that is? It's got like a bite to it. It's got a damn bite to it. But it's not like soda carbonation. No, but it is carbonated.

It's hops. It's hops. Yeah. Permanent. Nonetheless, drinking a beer with a straw is disgusting.

I think it's fun. If you're a baby, that's how you drink it. I just feel like that's gross even if you're an adult who likes beer yeah so why would a baby even if it's like cold yeah even if it's ice cold it's wrong you babies aren't learning anything by the way there's no teaching lessons when you're two about a less than ideal beverage you you backwards uh hooligan anyway i'm

reading the rest of your answer yucky bottle you have to keep your own yucky bottle i was gonna start saying that he took a sip and instantly got the bubbles up the nose look and backed off as i start to laugh my ass off and look at his mother who was in disapproval of my teaching method he had went right back after it and damn near sucked down a third to half the bottle i kind of freaked out a bit but he just laid there very calm and i didn't hear him cough for the first time in about a week about an hour later he wanted to go to bed and i put him down and he was out being paranoid i got up every hour on the hour to check on him and he was breathing and just fine he woke up bright-eyed and no cough the next morning i was so relieved so a few days later

i had told my mother-in-law what happened and she told me this was common practice in mexico where she was from to give sick babies a little bottle a little beer and it clears them up much faster than cold medicine which has alcohol in it anyways i wouldn't do it again but it worked like a charm yeah it's basically cold medicine to give your kid beer yeah they do it in mexico beer is essentially nyquil i agree with that uh they teach you that in college robo tripping a A few years ago at a family event, my aunt accidentally gave her granddaughter, who's like three, a bunch of sangria, white wine sangria, which was very alcoholic. It's just sangria.

It's just, what is it, like liquor and wine. And she was like, I didn't know it was, I just thought it was water. I was like, how much of an alcoholic are you that you're drinking sangria and you think it's water? That's like Alex level. I think sangria is just, I don't know if sangria has liquor in it, right? This one did have liquor in it. I guess I can go either way.

I once went to a comedy festival. I was part of a comedy festival in Humboldt County, California. Flex! And there was a woman on the festival. We were at a party for the festival. She brought her child to the party. Wow. The child got into some weed cookies.

No! And then who knows how many. That's the thing with the cookies is you can really take down a lot of them. You can take down a lot of them, especially if you are a child on the spectrum, which this child was also. and then the the mom figured out something was wrong when the kid was like why is everything so colorful like oh no and um so just you know bad parenting what are hands for you know yeah basically there's nothing you can do for that baby gaga what if the colors i see are different

from the ones you see yeah can you hug your children with nuclear arms you know questions like that um you know there's nothing you can do for a kid who ate too many wheat cookies other than you can make them throw up or you can just tell them to ride it the whole they have to just i feel like babies ride that kids would be better at riding it ride it ride it ride it you can take a nap yeah take a nap that's your best that's your best way have the coolest nap ever that's number one edible move is take a damn nap anyway uh i love everything that happened here uh can we look up mexico give beer to babies in the past like people just gave babies alcohol yeah all over the world yeah because it makes them quieter so damn loud all the time they didn't

have water back then they didn't have water is better to give them beer it's all they had they're sending us back to quora when we google yeah the ai says no it's not acceptable but they has a fucking liar they don't listen to the robot so sick of the ai shut up robot shut up i like when people's pet monkeys get into the beer bottles and they're chugging beer. Yeah. I like that a lot. I like when they eat fermented fruit as well.

Yeah. And make some monkey drunk. Yeah. Monkeys are silly as hell. What I miss the most is getting monkey drunk. Yeah. That's your version of white girl wasted? Yeah, kind of like monkey style. Like you throw your shit everywhere? Yeah, it's very poop based. They start knocking over children. He turned into

the monkey from Indiana Jones. he starts doing Nazi salutes I would not do that does the monkey give the excuse me Roman

what is it Roman salutes he does and I watched it a few months ago for the first time since I was a kid and the monkey

full on does a Roman salute really funny it's a really good bit it must have taken so long to train I know that monkey was so evil

yeah it was an evil monkey does it goose step or does it just salute he does a little salute do you want me to find the video of this because here's the thing is the salute

can pass as other things but the step with it is very indicative of what's going on. Yeah, that's the whole thing. And then looking over at the... This isn't worth looking up. No, it's not.

This is a podcast. Yeah, this is not a... But he does do it. Okay, great. Here, there you go. There's the little monkey. He does it to the Nazis. Like, the Nazis do a salute to him

and then the monkey does a little salute back. It rules. There he is. I'm happy you got to watch a movie, Jeremy. It's the first time I've ever seen it. I love Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It's fun. It's one of my favorite movies ever. I watched it at Film Forum recently but there was these not to be this person who always complains about this but like there were a group of girls behind us who were just laughing at like every line in it not

comedy parts to the point where I couldn't like hear what they were saying and it was driving me insane I hate that it's annoying save your laughs for the Shane Gillis comedy show that's right they're all Shane Gillis heads save your laughs for tires on Netflix

streaming now streaming now we're all in it in season two all three of us are in a bit together like we're uh the trailer park boys and goon or something we run the the freaking muffler store or whatever they're doing in there um okay so what would happen baby drink beer the thing is they quiet down for once yeah ashwin dollar amazing name that is a top american name ashwin dollar i would expect every guy i meet in this country to be named ashwin dollar oh that's a really good name full stack developer at tata consultancy services fake fake fake i'm here at the tata consultancy

business is good okay that's like a female body inspector shirt ashwin dollar says the same thing it would honestly depend on exactly how much beer the baby drink and how much the baby weighs obviously no medical professional would recommend that you give babies any alcohol at all but babies have a tendency to put anything in their mouths out of curiosity classic babies it's not unimaginable that a baby would try to drink some and if they manage to get their hands on an open container most babies aren't very well coordinated most likely spill the beer before they get any in their mouths keep in mind a safe amount of alcohol for

adults is considered one to two drinks the dangerous dose for a baby is going to be a pretty small amount you want to keep that in mind a baby may not may only get drunk off adult beverages and also potentially vanilla extract mouthwash hand sanitizer perfume cool yeah you can get babies drunk as hell pretty easy and uh then they really tell you how they feel or they hit you just being around a baby recently like i understand the urge to be like give it the quiet juice oh yeah or like put ipad in front of it right does your baby see ipad yet my baby can't really see yet she's five weeks old so she when can they see is coming around like I've been sitting on the couch

and she's been kind of like looking at me so that's new you're definitely a shape but yeah I don't know I've always said that about you yeah thanks man you're a loud shape everyone here is so nice to me I don't know why we're being mean to Alex

today but yeah she's gonna get object permanence any day now and that's when the drinking will start yeah yep this podcast did start with you saying that i have a hat with a hand coming out of it that's true i think you have many inventions and devices because you have a science bill when did you guys have your first beers oh probably i mean like i'm sure my parents let me sip beer as a kid at some

point yeah but i definitely like had a beer at a party in high school i hated beer for the yeah it's gross i only drank hypnotic in high school straight up hypnotic or like vodka mixed with orange juice in a water bottle that is so cash money of you yeah basically drinking uh like a shitty mixed drink in a water bottle was very high school coded yeah absolutely it's the uh smoking an apple of alcohol yeah for sure um i my dad was very big on the like try a sip of this so you know you're not missing anything thing when i was like in middle school and had no interest in alcohol at all and then right and you decided it was good or bad i was like whatever i well i didn't really want it so i was just like yeah i'll sip your drink um and then i uh started having

like beer when i was like 17 which as i understand talking to other americans who grew up here is uh pretty late yeah some people get on that horn at like 13 and it's like what are you trying to forget it 13 that's crazy yeah it's bad shit bad shit's happening all over the place it's not good out there dude yeah i'm trying to trying to get math out of my system uh okay let's move on to the next question please okay kaplow um math also wait just real quick this answer the baby would have a risk of fetal alcohol syndrome i don't think that's true that's not what that is that's That's when the baby is on the inside. Yeah, it's a fetus.

Inside baby. Learn to read. These are five quo police Quoras. And this is not you getting pulled over. Don't worry. It's just the podcast. It's just the podcast. It's just the podcast.

Quorators. This is on advancedstreetsurvival.quora.com. Kind of the home base of the show. If someone is at my door knocking on and banging on for me to come outside, threatening me and my family, do I have the right to shoot them with a crossbow from upstairs in fear they'd eventually break inside my house. UK-based.

UK-based. Map that button. Are they from the UK, or are they saying that UK is based? I think both. Okay, cool. Can I fire me bloody crossbow? UK is so based. Can I dip my chamber pot out the window?

We have an answer from Rockstar, whose credit is Be Awesome. And that's from Saturday. Yeah, he says, no, call the police if the person breaches the door and enters property you can protect yourself in. UK, I suspect the same is true, but should consult someone if you sincerely fear for your wife and they're in your home. I would not hesitate to defend myself in any country. In any country. You're a rock star. That's the rock star life.

If you put this many typos in an answer, you're like blasted through it. Alex, get excited because not only is this man a rock star, he also studied badassness and swag. is this you alex this is my other account share thoughts and wisdom follow rockstar like and follow he is of course a donald trump super fan yeah faces everything republican uh yeah there's a is him serving jd vance let's see his questions if climate change is so important why didn't democrats lower the speed limit to 55 miles per hour again. Boom!

Destroyed. They should have done that. Destroyed. Flawless victory. I love to just say the compilation of minor grievances.

I want to drive fast and throw a plastic cup in the ocean. Well, good for you, Rockstar. You are awesome. You follow three

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You do not have permission to repost any of my content or my profile in your space or on your profile page without my expressed consent. Des, I have bad news for you. You are on YouTube.com. He says, in this year of our war, 2024, there is much fuckery afoot. Quit it now!

Some great spaces he's a part of. Dane's Da Bomb. Rock and Roll Party House I'm Mr. Lucky America Never Cries Slash We Will Fight Back Soldiers PTSD The Foster Clock

Loved Ones of the Corrupt We're going to have to go there What is Loved Ones of the Corrupt? Can I just say about Des the Unnameable If you're listening His picture is a plague doctor We're following him as well Why do the plague doctors have those long nose

to keep them away from the plague. Help them smell better. It's sort of just to keep the distance. I think the idea is like the plague's going to get in your nose, so if you have like a big fake beak, the plague will go in that. I don't know. I don't know why they had that.

All I know is that Dane's the bomb. Dane's the bomb is a really good space. It says facts be louder than words, which I agree with. Well, but they are words often. Progressives are calling me a liar over my true claims I'm not a Republican. So, do Democrats really not understand

that people outside of the GOP despise them for their ruinous policies? Do they have no moral principles that guide their party? That's from Dane. They're calling you a liar because you're not a Republican. You're lying. You're not a Republican.

You're just claiming to be Republican as another one of your scams. I don't know, man. That's from Dane's Da Bomb. Let's see what Loved Ones of the Corrupt looks like. I feel like we're just burying the lead of Loved Ones of the Corrupt on Dane's here. Does the breakdown of the family unit deprive American males of father and a role model to learn to negotiate and defend our nation?

Yes. Next question. Yes and yes. Don't you know that it's time to get on board the Trump train? A love train? That is a fantastic Quora question. Why do we not have a train sound? I feel like a train's got to come up all the time.

Who would you consider to be a Judas goat in the public arena today? What's a Judas goat? Well, Judas is the goat of betraying Christ. Sure, sure, sure. That's undeniable. Oh, yeah. But I can't think of anyone in the public arena today. Who in the public arena got 30 pieces of silver?

Judas Goat is a goat that is trained to lead other animals to a specific destination. Oh. Oh. So it's like the inside goat. Wow. That's fucked up. It's an inside goat. It leads sheep to the slaughter.

It's like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed. Damn. Reminds me of The Departed How much longer is on this Because I gotta go to the bathroom We're about an hour in My butt is sort of a Judas goat Leading me to the toilet

Well if it's a Judas goat You don't want to follow it Because it's been trained by your enemy I know I don't think you actually even want to go to the bathroom Either way You can go to the bathroom now we could just continue

or we could wait. I think I could wait five minutes. Jeremy, when's the last time you went to the bathroom? Who knows when? I know for me

it's been around 90 minutes. Wow. We can't talk about this. This is all being cut. This is a new segment. Someone says if you're coming to us. This is toilet check-in.

Flush. Let's do one more question. Why are we all wearing gray shirts? Read my lips. It's toilet check-in. Why are we all wearing It's a gray day.

I had a cool sweater on. But it was gray. But it's like 70 degrees in here, and so I had to take it off. Yeah, it is hot in here. I like this. I want to read this other question. This one? Yeah.

Okay, one more question, then we'll do the call-in segment. I caught my neighbors replacing my outside light bulbs with his old light bulbs. I confronted him about it, and he laughed and said I couldn't prove it. What should I do? Prove it. Yeah, I guess get a video of some kind. Move it. Replacing my outside light bulbs with his old light bulbs.

I like this answer. It is important to teach people how to treat you. What he did was called a power play. Go off, Sophie Grudge. He's letting you know he's the alpha or dominant one that doesn't respect you. He's testing you. Yeah, I guess if you want to get a security camera, you can do that. It is very alpha to replace your neighbor's light bulbs.

It is. With your old light bulbs. And then do like the Bill Murray thing of like no one will ever believe you. Yeah. As a Sigma, I would never do that. Sophie Grunge. This is from Sophie Grunge. My advice is usually unconventional, but it has worked for me, so it might work for you.

I'm here to help, not judge. And she knows about transcending narcissistic abuse. Sophie Grunge's dress is low-key kind of crazy in this picture. Yeah, it's kind of cool. It's kind of sci-fi-esque. It's like very pointy. Yeah. And green.

Sophie Grunge, love the dress. We love your dress. We're not going to read the rest of your answer. No, your answer's not good. This is from Joe, who is a former, former police officer. We're back. I had a neighbor like that once when I was about 28. I had just moved into a new house back then.

I used to get the newspaper delivered every Sunday because my wife liked the circulars. About four weeks in a row. What? No paper. In case you didn't believe he was a cop. The circulars. You got to read the first paragraph. I told my wife, I was pretty sure the next door neighbor was taking it.

She said I was nuts. Fifth week, I hid behind my living room curtain for about two hours before the paper was expected. Paperboard came, threw it by the door. Now, three minutes later, I watched that motherfucker actually low crawl on his forearms under my window and grab my paper and take off. He was about my age, maybe 30.

Now, that is a great neighbor. I shouted to my wife, I told you that motherfucker next door was taking the goddamn paper. She asked me what I was going to do And I said I'm going to get my paper back Yes dude I went next door

Pounded on the door He opened it And the son of a bitch was actually laughing I said give me back my paper He actually said what paper Oh my god Just as his girlfriend came in the room And asked what was going on

I said my paper has been missing for a month And I just caught him stealing it She looked at him and said is he serious I said yes and handed me the paper He said yes and handed me the paper. I looked at him and said, this is your one warning. You ever touch my shit again, I'll break every fucking bone in your body. And I don't care if I have to use a fucking tube I fool to do it.

I turned and left. I'm about 5'8". He had about three inches on me and 30 pounds. I'm no gangster, but I'm not a pussy either. This is so long. You got to imagine how humiliating it is to be caught stealing a newspaper every day for a month. I think that's probably doing a lot. I don't think it matters how big you are at that point to be like,

you caught me crawling on my arms, my elbows and knees, just to get under your window height. He's claiming that 20 minutes later, the girlfriend shows up at his house with the guy and makes him apologize by saying, you got something to say? And then he says he's sorry. This is the most made-up story I've ever heard in my fucking life.

I think it's 100% real, and it's been certified by Patriots. This is a classic police officer writing a book. He was just telling his little stories. This is a Patriots fact, Jeremy, and it's triggered you. You can't handle how much truth is in it. Yeah, Joe is protecting our great nation. How many thugs do you think Joe could take out? Oh, man, about 20 thugs, 45 goons.

What color is the belt? He's a brown. Red, white, and blue. At least eight. At the end of that answer, he says that he became friends with the guy who stole his newspaper. Wow, that's nice. Sometimes a few beers, keep a conversation. Why are you friends with him?

He's your enemy. He's your newspaper enemy. They're in love. I would never trust a newspaper thief. That's Joe. He's a 5'8 cop. Damn. Okay, well, that's going to wrap up the stealing a newspaper thing.

Circulars. The light bulbs. I think he's already doing such egregious neighbor behavior. I would wait until something worse happens and then film it. totally there's some great names in here tommy two tacos who says it's just a few light bulbs gives a shit yep yeah he's gonna do something worse after um where is this other one from james wilson he says what the heck happened on this question looks like a ton of quorans lost their minds come on now we're having fun these damn quorans quorans which is a quora user

it's the quoran you have to read the quoran to truly understand quora i only got into quora in prison all right we got you got so jacked it's true well you have a lot of time to focus on your body and god's gift let's do our call-in segment please okay oh yeah okay as of last week we have started a new segment an exciting one uh this is where our listeners call in and they let us know questions from their lives you can ask for advice you can ask random things that come to your mind. All we request is that you keep your question under 30 seconds in our hit news segment, Is That

Okay? Is this the one or no? Do the theme song. Is that okay? Is that okay? Is that okay? Is that okay? Is Claire okay? It's my name. Shout out to Brittany for making us another theme. Okay, great.

When I text her at will and say, make me a song, you have two days. If you want to send us one, go to quarators at gmail.com and send it to us and it has to be under 30 seconds. Voice memo style.

And these are questions that you think are good Quora questions. Yep. And we'll discuss them. Okay, you ready? Uh-huh. How many woodwinds

would Steve Wynwood win if Steve Wynwood would win woodwinds? Wow. Do you think that was an effect? I was about to ask this. Or that's just the way

that guy's voice is. I think he put an echo on it. Yeah, I think there's an echo. I think it, I don't think anybody, unless it's like Oz, like the powerful wizard Oz. Or he lives at the bottom of a well.

Yeah, that's what it is. He's stuck in a well listening to Quarators. I thought maybe he was like driving down a tunnel of some kind with the windows open. Now, you guys don't know who Steve Winwood is. No. I know about Windwood's saxophones. That's a woodwind. Woodwind.

That's what the question is. Yep, I was thinking of Woodwind. Never mind, I take it back. Who is Steve Winwood? Steve Winwood sings the song Higher Love. Oh, right. Make me a pie of love. The higher love.

Whoa. I know that song. Steve Woodwind. He's a British guy, anglospotted. It's Wynwood. Wynwood. Wynwood. Let's not make this more complicated than it already is.

The question is purposely phrased like this. I have to go to the bathroom so bad. Answer the question, Claire. What is Steve Woodwind's biggest hit? Claire's reading it as biggest shit and being like, I'd love to take one of those. Steve Woodwind's biggest shit. Probably a 10-pounder. I'm about to blow some

wood out of my You gotta stay You gotta stay until we answer the how many I think it's gonna be a lot Okay, Alex, what do you think? How many woodwinds could Steve Wynwood blow while Claire blows chunks? That's not the

question though. The original question. Could we just play it again? Please. Okay. Play it again for me We also have it written down in our journal Okay, or yeah How many woodwinds would Steve Wynwood win if steve winwood would win woodwinds okay so he's going to win it i think in that case he would probably be at a carnival of some kind or a uh arcade where you could win a big prize if that is the exact situation we are dealing with here then you should expect him to win

one woodwind it's unreasonable to win more than one unless you are getting them in some kind of musical scratch off ticket are we saying the names of these people by the way this is should we say who this is from uh we didn't say that but uh their name is dove hollis dove hollis thank you dove i guess it could be dove i don't fucking know yeah whatever it's gonna be dove how many woodwinds would steve win would win i don't think he's gonna be in a situation where he's winning them to be honest i think he's being gifted them at this point so jeremy says none and i say one thank you for writing it i don't i don't i think there's no i think there's no winning for him anymore yeah he's only i think if he's getting one for free it's been it's been gifted i don't

think he's ever winning them and if he does win one in some sort of contest i think he always has to wonder if it's because a he's famous and b his name that they've rigged it so that he would win the woodwin whenever steve win would win something he's there's always a moment of pause where he's Like, is this just because I made, bring me up higher love or is this genuine and real? I don't even know this song. I can't play it. Maybe a higher love. Whoa.

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