Quorators - Lessons For Life

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the difference between GirlDad bond as opposed to SonDad bond? Why won't my little boy dance with me when I want to be a silly mommy?  How do I stop my son from fighting in the street? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Is the audio important for podcasts? It's hard to say. I don't know if we need it. We could maybe just do a quiet one. Yeah, that'd be nice. A video feed with no audio. I'm trying a... Read my lips for an hour.

I'm trying a... What are you trying? Cold brew in the damn winter time. It's electric. They're going to call you bisexual on Twitter in 2014 for that. Put me in red and blue. I'm here for you. I don't know what that means

If you're not watching the video I'm doing a shoulder shake Bisexual lighting red and blue Oh red and blue sure Claire has a director's mind It's a purple and blue I think It's always getting out the square Whenever she's confused or scared Claire will back up

And form a square or rectangle And that's to place the shot Sometimes you need perspective on things And from a Dutch angle These are tilted This week somebody came up to Claire They're like, Claire, all of Los Angeles is on fire. And she was like, hold on.

I move it. No, it's not. Let me retreat to camera tent. Picture tent. Claire's always complimenting my blocking. You have electric blocking. Oh, thank you. It's electric.

We did this wonderful short film together. That's so true. Jeremy and I over the summer. Yes. And there was a scene where he had to very carefully fall and then look like he was bleeding everywhere. And his blogging. We were talking about it for weeks.

We said, Jeremy shouldn't know. It's like he's been training his whole life. It's like he went to an acting academy the way that he just like- You know what it was? We went like this. Fell with great- Yeah, exactly.

Poison. Yeah, I'm not a director. Well, you really aren't. I'm a humble writer. You make kind of a diamond. You can't really tell. Is this it? That's something else.

Don't let the writer's room try to make the rectangle. They can't do it. They can't do it, folks. It's Quarator's Podcast. We're reading Quora. You're back in the booth at the Quarator's booth. Studio. Let's take that again.

No, don't. You're back in the booth at Quarrior's Con. It's America's premier Quora-based podcast with Alex, Jeremy, and Claire. Hello. Hello. What an exciting time to be at Quarrior's Con. What would be at Quarrior's Con? About 45 people.

Well, first of all. OBS screen recording software. A booth with a narcissist in it. Yeah, that's right. Giving out autographs and photos. A pool that you can swim in with your clothes. Jordan Peterson would be there. Yeah, Jordan Peterson.

It'd be like us and then Jordan Peterson's very wildly attended speech that he gives. He doesn't seem busy lately. I feel like I haven't heard from him in a while. Has he fallen off? He has kind of fallen off, right? We should make a video, has Jordan Peterson fallen off?

Yes. And that's the image. To be safe, everyone make a face now like they're reacting to that so we can have a picture of that. very visual show already i kind of do that every week i put our thumbnails and it's very youtube though alex one is my favorite where he's just kind of like smirking yeah the most intense smirk a little look behind i'm gonna maybe every week i'll make it a little smirkier i'll like stretch

the mouth you should stretch it out until he's a fucking joker that sounds deeply upsetting to me well you're not gonna be here you're gonna be uh tending to your child that's true i will be with my newborn in my cave i think everything has changed since we changed the recording time to 1 p.m what do you think i would say it feels two hours later it feels two hours later everyone's eaten i've been up since 6 30 so it's around the same to me but uh yeah i didn't do that i went to bed at like 2 30 i could never people are like this baby is gonna ruin your sleep my cat has already ruined it yeah i can't get worse he wakes me up at five and four and six and then i'm just up interesting i close my door at night so we can't do that before the hunt begins you have

such a lethargic cat i can't picture him hunting you and wearing your skin yeah yeah he's um not a serial killer coded as your cat wow uh anyway this is the last episode that we are recording before alex has his baby so i do think it's worth well that's true it could maybe come out in a month unless it's a very really really bad yeah that would be bad unless it comes out today like right now oh yeah that's true my phone is on and off chance that happens whatever happens this is the next time alex is on mike you'll be a father a changed man my voice will be that much deeper it'll be commanding us now that's a funny little chorus we'll do like a joke about like babies where we're like that's not funny jeremy don't joke about that babies are very fragile i'm gonna

come down on jeremy really hard but it's only because i love him so much i'm proud of you son you'll be saying that to me during the podcast i'm proud of you it'll always be right after the podcast ends and you walk off mike and then i'll whisper into the mic i'm so proud of you you can never know he goes what was that shake my hand nothing nothing shake my hand shake my And here's $20. That's good. Thank you. Oh, that's amazing.

How do you do that? I didn't know you had $20. Well, I've been hiding something from you. Anyway, so we kind of have that as a theme today. This week's theme is Lessons for Life. It's questions about parenting, about love, about the rocky road that God made for us in his gaming computer. now uh we are going to start with the space of the week here it was a little ambiguous whether

we'd done before done this one before i i've looked into it and it seems we have not but it has a very similar name to many we have covered already this is our space of the week space of the week dark psychology facts so we definitely have not because unlike you i i don't have face blindness or i don't have a space space blindness well i do have space blindness and all the spaces look the same to me but i love to watch them walk away uh now on the dark psychology facts uh space there is a little logo on the top which is an anonymous style man like a guy fox mask man He has a dark hoodie, and his features are concealed beneath it like a powerful mage, and it says dark psychology

in a very imposing font. His gaze is downward, meaning he's looking down at us. This is a classic stock photo, I feel like. When I used to look at stock photos all the time, I feel like you'd always find just like hooded, hoodie-figured men. What was going on in your life back then? Oh, those were the dark days when I had dark psychology. when I was exploring the dark side of human consciousness concept.

Oh, okay. I know you made me promise not to ever bring that up. I actually associate hoodies with improv comedy for whatever reason. I also associate them with that. I think Donald Glover the second I see a hoodie. Hoodie and white strings. There's about to be a rap with a lot of pop culture references. Now, this is a space with 62,000 members,

and uh 15 contributors so kind of a dark council controls all of the psychology within and the bio says dark side of human consciousness concept so anything could be held within this feels like a mistranslation to me like this feels like when you're watching like evangelion or something and they're all called like third children you're like that wasn't what they were trying to call them uh yeah go ahead and scroll down because this is going to be a recurring theme for the space okay great there's a great photo this is really good this is a woman and there's a painting of a woman watering a plant but the plant is being held by a man who's a cloud that's mr cloud it's the rain cloud but the rain from that rain cloud head is going into the pot into

the flower to the water if you're listening to this podcast there is a woman with a flower pot she's watering a flower pot who is held by a man who we can only call mr cloud mr cloud whose rain himself provides the rain for the flower to be clear that mr cloud is a normal man wearing a sweater whose head is a it's like a cumulonimbus thundercloud other than that he is just a white guy oh yeah he does have those pink hands that we know and love no wait wait did you see the question alex no i haven't okay do you guys want to guess what the question is that this is an answer to because i saw it and it's not what you'd expect i saw it okay what are some of your favorite clouds clothes uh no take a real guess alex what uh tips to make money i don't know what

is it what is it don't have me guess this is a terrible situation okay i'll explain why i asked you because i thought that when i first looked at it i was like oh this must be like how do i tell that i'm in like a cycle of abuse an abusive relationship where i'm filling the sorrows of my partner who's then like creating his own problems this woman looks abused to you no but i feel like she's pouring the water and then it's making him you know it's the same water that's being poured to heal him. I mean, the question is, what is a fun psychological trick

to try on someone? Yeah, maybe one is like your head. It was like 10 feet tall and made of gas and rained on them. I don't know. Is this like a prank? Yeah, this is a prank.

Hey, could you fill up my plant? This is the pinned post. Take that empty pot you're holding. Do you want to read some of these pranks that they suggest? Yeah. These are dark psychology. dark psychology if you want someone's attention start the conversation off by saying i'm not

supposed to tell you this i do this one all the time do you actually for sure yeah and it's to promote intimacy between me and my secret giver yeah oh secret keeper i gotta try this they say that gossip is really brings people together it does community wise that's from that book oh fuck what's it called the one about humans whatever oh the book about humans that's from the bible gossip brings community together by that like israeli guy or whatever the bible yeah yeah jesus king of the jews no no whatever who cares but it was the book here's your crown i remember i told this to like a an anthropologist friend of mine and they're like yeah that book is full of shit but the book argued that like uh the reason that like uh you know uh homo sapiens

were able to defeat Neanderthals or whatever was that we were able to gossip. So we could conceptualize things that you couldn't see. We were also saved by Christ. That helped. And that was a big part of it as well. Christ killed the Neanderthals? He did.

He didn't save them. He turned them into wine? He didn't save them. And so they might as well have been gotten rid of. Wait, who's the Israeli guy? Now I'm curious. What's his name? Did he write all those books?

I don't even know the name of the book. It's called Sapiens. It's called Sapiens. Yuval Noah Harari. Wow, that guy's Israeli? Yeah, right? It took me by surprise. It's by Montes Yahoo.

It's kind of a soulful look into the human experience. I listened to it on audiobook like 10 years ago, and I barely remember it. And you're like, that's really smart. One day I'll bring this up on a podcast and not remember any of it. Anyway, but I love this cheap psychological trick. No one trusts me with their secrets.

because I'm just a man about town. Here's another dark psychological trick. If you want someone to tell the truth, get them to laugh before questioning. I also do that. Wait. I don't get that at all. So you want someone to be in their vulnerable laughing state.

Yes. And then start laughing. What do you really think about Israel? And then that's what's sort of supposed to leak out of you. And then I would say all of my real thoughts. Right, but Alex will never reveal what he thinks of Israel. Hey, I'm glad everyone's having a good time. Yeah, so if you could do that, ask them about Israel.

You can tickle them first. If you have anxiety while talking to someone, chew some gum. It tricks your brain into acting calm. Is that what those people are doing? Like tough gum people? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

I'm just addicted. I've been doing that with toothpicks. Oh, yeah? Really? That's cool. That's way cooler than gum. That's really cool. Do you ever do it with just a bit of hay?

No. If I lived in a hay climate, yeah, I would do that. Hay climate? Yeah, I'm just having fun there. That sucks. Toothpick is cooler than gum, though. I'm a father. Unless it's like big league chew, because then I'm like, whoa, this guy's a ball player.

But there are guys who just like... Yeah. That could be dip. I had a gum problem as a boy. I try not to chew too much of it I was addicted Really? In middle school

I would chew gum like every day I'd get like a pack of gum every day Like I was a smoker Yeah And then people would like Trade them at school And it was a whole thing That's really cool

Yeah it was pretty fucking sick We had a thing at school for a while In elementary school Where everyone was eating jawbreakers Oh And then we would save our jawbreakers In like little Sure I remember this

And like bring them to school every day And be like Look how far I've gotten in the void That's insane I remember that And you'd put them in a bag? All day and saving their huge jawbreakers. In a nasty bag?

Yeah. That was the influence. Did you wash the bags? No. That Eddie had over us. Yeah, that's true. I think that's what it was. I couldn't buy into that show because I didn't believe people really enjoyed jawbreakers that much. But I guess it was just me and my weak teeth. You were wrong. Plank. It's plank. Shout out to plank.

Dark psychology fact. If you are in an argument stay as calm as possible and when they are done stay silent and stare at them and it will piss them off so much. I've done that. And it does piss them off. That is real, yeah. Staring too much? I know that that's a negotiation

tactic to not speak and then people just keep talking to fill the air and they'll just agree to whatever. This does feel like a Donald Trump tricks to business kind of list. I've done that when people almost hit me with their car on Cousin Street and I just stare

at them. And then they're like, wow. Flummoxed. You think you can look at me? That's so dark. You're a deer to me. Dark psychology. Trying to, sorry, if someone interrupts you while you were talking, carry on talking,

they're going to feel awkward and shut up. Now, that has not been true based on recording this podcast. But it could be a normal conversation. Well, a normal conversation, no one's like, we have to all keep talking or else I'll have to edit this later. That's true. If you talk on multiple tracks,

it's actually fine to talk over each other yeah but we don't you can isolate it for clips i don't know if people know this but our podcast all records on one track all the sounds all the microphones we don't give a fuck it's one take yeah it's insane better though it's better because isn't it clear people get the raw feed it's easier it's like you're really in the room witnessing dark psychology it basically means we just can't edit the podcast i got scared when i looked at the settings that's for cowards if you edit your show first time yeah just don't say anything bad this is like when they had to shoot on film and you like really have to set up the shot just right or else you're wasting film expensive when your co-host is trying to get

you to really go off about israel in the middle of your comedy podcast you just have to wait and Do not do that. But you're pro-Israel, right, Alex? Oh, I couldn't say. He wasn't laughing. That's right. Where are we? Do we want to keep reading these?

No, we don't have to read all of these. I want to read at least one. There's a crazy image below this. If you want to check if someone's looking at you, yawn, then look back at them. If they yawn back, they were looking at you. Whoa. That's so dark psychologically.

you appear more attractive to others when you make them laugh or smile that one is not as dark you're more beautiful when you smile sweetie uh the yawning one's kind of fun right because you yawning is contagious so if you look at someone yawning then you'll yawn now i want to yawn i know that's the problem we're all talking about it i feel like i'm always yawning unrelated i don't know if that was true but anyway that is a real my husband is a rain cloud ass list are you guys ready for this really important photo where is it all right ladies please take a note and then it's a photo of a woman in her underwear talking to what is it tintin that's tintin and his friend his friend who's like a scruffy pirate man and she's it looks like she's trying to blow tintin's

friend but she's too big yeah because she's normal person height and they're tintin ass and she's also like a painting and she's in a field she's not cartoon no they're cartoon i don't think she's very bodacious i don't think maybe she's gonna eat him what is that pic kind of thinking the same thing this is a good um comment on the picture loving someone is a crucial decision to make be wise and think of your future what is the context of this question uh ladies please take note uh it just says ladies please oh it's um unfortunately we can't see because it is hidden underneath quora plus we see the first sentence men are drawn to women for two reasons sex and love but they usually marry for stability you're writing this down

did you see that picture of tintin and that babe you don't want to end up like her i think is the lesson oh she's gonna fuck tintin's friend but he looks really mad well i think it's just like where are her clothes it feels sinister outside doesn't it feel bad somebody robbed her how would you even look for this picture i don't know like tin tin sexy i guess is what i was sexy woman but they're in a field an empty field see this is also why i don't think it's ai because who's typing this into us like a chat gpt this is like a fun painting tintin and his friend kind of sexually harass a woman like i don't know if i had to find this on google and i didn't have any like direct link i would type in tin tin outside hardcore woman too big let's prove this what do you what

do you think we should search tin tin outside hardcore yes um this is not gonna work we can't you be using the ai either and then woman as well woman we're not using the ai we're looking all right we've searched tin tin outside hardcore woman this is this is i'm not seeing it no these are just uh this is just tintin this is there's not even any porn no it's just tintin safe search is off we're we're going we're browsing on here yeah do you think i have safe search on my computer i don't have a child yet uh i'm gonna look up tintin with woman outdoors painting it's a beautiful painting no we can't find it maybe it is ai i don't know what this would be i mean it looks like it's cobbled together from a variety of

images because I think I've seen this like woman crouching picture on some other like incel blog before because it's always there like there she is the despicable woman the vile

temptress alone in her field hold on what is google we can't hush it's a podcast what are you talking Alex. We're on igor.stijavovic.net

But this is a... Those are multiple pictures of that. This is one of the websites that had... This is some Russian guy's blog. But he, I guess, posted... Wait, wait. Maybe he took a picture of that paint... Yeah. Whoa! He took a

physical photo of this. Oh, okay. So this is in a museum somewhere? This is in Malmo? Unfortunately, there is nothing about it in the caption. Where is Malmo? Is Malmo a friend of yours? And I could not miss this piece of art.

Pedestrian area with lots of art galleries. We did a full circle around that. This is in an art gallery. This is in some European sexual exhibit. Is that where that is? Malmo. Yeah. Siri, Malmo.

Malmo, Sweden. You can go see Tintin and his friend harassing a woman in the field. So weird. Well, that's been dark psychology facts. Thank you so much for tuning in. If you're listening at home, hush. If you're listening, just go look at this picture. Take time to imagine this guy getting blown.

What if everyone knows what this is? We're talking about the farmer and his wife painting. Who are these people? Everyone's like, that's the most famous painting of all time. Why am I supposed to care about these people? Just this busted couple. Damn, they busted I bet they're called the busted couple

The busted Anyway, this is Lessons for Life Have we said that yet? We did And we're going to start the show with our parenting segment Quaranting That's enough That's of course the quaranting sound

This has no answers on it This question is What is the difference between girl-dad bond As opposed to son-dad bond? Interesting I think you have to have a son also, Alex, so we can answer this question. I'll work on it. It's going to take me at least like 14 months probably.

I think you could do it. Because the ship is not operational for a few months after departure. Your wife wants to be pregnant again for the next year, right? She's dying to. She misses the nausea. And she's going to miss it especially after this physical ragtag encounter she's about to have in the next week. Physical ragtag encounter?

That's what birth is? The violence of birth. Is the nurse that you hired Ocean's Eleven? She tinted? Here's the nurses I hired. Brad Pitt, George Clooney. They're going to get that baby out. Whatever it takes.

Jet Li, I think? Jet Li is not in it. It's a different Asian guy. Is it? Well, which one is it? Because I feel like it's a different karate guy. This is why we should record on separate tracks. No, this is going in.

Everyone look up the Ocean's Eleven, because I feel like Gently, if it's not right, is like almost kind of right. It's a guy who is a good martial artist stunt. But it's like a famous guy. I forget his name. Don Cheadle you were thinking of. I was thinking of Don Cheadle.

Brad Pitt, Carl Reinhardt, Rusty Reinhardt. Why is he not listed amongst the main? Yeah, that's really weird. Is he not one of the 11? He's one of the 11. chin chin damn it's not jet lee wow i couldn't

be more wrong no he's only in the oceans movies i regret doubling down on this more than anything i've ever done in my life been four movies ever wow that's crazy and they're all ocean how much is it not jet lee hmm let's look it up it's a man who is only

in these movies and then died right after it says oh it does say that Wait, really? Oh, no. No, he's alive. No, he's born in 1982. He's just a little pup.

He's a contortionist acrobat. The Amazing Yen. Well, apologies to The Amazing Yen and apologies to Jet Li. Sorry I got you confused. I thought this was a famous guy. Jet Li is not a contortionist. I couldn't say. Clearly, it's time for me to shut up and listen.

What's the difference between Girl Dad Bond as opposed to Son Dad Bond? uh that's a good question what was your relationship with your father like was it complicated he was a good dad but and he never was like i think a little bit he was like two guys i dated like i don't like this guy oh kind of i don't trust this an old iron side yeah yeah i'm like why does he dress like that i'm gonna get the shotgun out but uh other than that I don't think he really, he wasn't too bad. All right, okay. And I liked him, but he was, you know, annoying.

Right. I just didn't like when my dad yelled at me. Sure. That's kind of the worst part of having dad. Yeah, classic. A big girl is that they yell at you. Do they yell a lot at girls? Because I know for boys, you're supposed to yell at them.

No, they yell a lot. They got to yell. I think yelling's the whole curriculum. I think yelling did a lot of damage. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't get hit or anything. I was definitely yelled at.

You were hit with barrages of volume burst. My dad would, because I would lose my cell phone a lot when I was in middle school and early high school. I had an old Nokia phone that my parents gave me because I walked to school, so they didn't trust me. I lost it so many times

that my dad etched my full name and house phone number into the back of it with a drill. You know, my dad did that to my tortoise. What? My tortoise. Can they feel that? I think they can, but then my dad bought an engraver pen thing

and engraved our in the shell. Into the bottom of his shell, which I think is the soft part. And then he ran away again and never came back. No one found him? I totally get why he would do that. Yeah, me too. How did he get out?

Did he not live in like a tank? We let him walk around the backyard. And I think he dug himself out. Wow. He was like, get me the fuck out of here. A tortoise running away is a very funny situation. Twice. He sure got a rabbit.

They're somewhat slow. Yeah, you know, he's hard to spot. So that's what being a girl dad is. Right, right. Sort of engraving everything. That's me, you. They drill into your living animal until it flees. Yeah, drill, baby, drill.

Okay, and... I was going to say, not to make every episode the sex episode, but this related question, how do you still get spanked is a great question. I think that is coming up later in the show, if we can wait. I'm so excited. If we can just hold on to our horses for five seconds, gang, we will get there. Wait, what was it like being a boy of the boy dad? Also got yelled at.

Didn't have a turtle. You guys got yelled at. I got yelled at by everybody in the whole world because of the way that I chose to live my life. but um yeah i feel like my dad's weapon of choice my father who does famously listen to this show yeah that's right um strategic use of passive aggression would be used to kind of like you don't know where your mistakes are and it's kind of like it creates a dark psychology it was pretty much like he would become a rain cloud and i would hold an empty flower pot you would sort of fill up

his flower and i'd fill up his flower which then went into my pot it was crazy i didn't know what was up anymore your dad did not introduce himself to me at the live show one of his dark psychology tricks but i did not introduce myself to him right one of my dark psychology yeah that's right do you see the kinds of games he's playing you see the kinds of games a sun dad can play sun dad now i do hope to gain both of these powers overall should we leave one answer on the question sure all right make sure to write i don't know okay i do like the question related question i genuinely hate my seven-year-old son he hates me what what are you gonna do about that give him away i wrote uh i don't know hope to find out one day what's the end of the question what should we

do yeah it's like what do i do about that what should we do do better you're in charge you're the dad what should we do i genuinely hate my seven-year-old son and he hates me what should we do i mean i i've heard of people who have said things like that it is it is quite sad i understand if they're like already like a teenager or whatever and you have such a bad relationship there's a non-starter every day but it's like if there's seven like fix it what's wrong with you yeah you're the problem they can't do shit yet i was telling you this alex i was like couldn't sleep the other day and i did my my classic help me sleep move which never helps which is uh just reading wikipedia about the worst things in the world and i was reading about jeffrey dahmer on

wikipedia and his dad wrote a book called like a father's tale or something this is about like being jeffrey dahmer's uh dad this is what you do to sleep no no i just whenever i can't fall asleep i end up just like reading wikipedia's of like the worst things in the world and then it makes me feel worse and then i don't sleep even more yeah that's crazy yeah it's stupid doctors often say if you can't sleep look for a hair raising tail yeah no one else no one relates to that dark psychology i do i look at um like what does skin cancer look like sure i've done that too oh with what it's just a picture of you yeah yeah i do that one all the time or i'll like i give myself all kinds of tummy problems and i'm like tummy hurts and they're like you're dying

right now yeah i find like once a year once every two years i'm just deep diving like what what was the 9-11 stuff going on again? It was on Wikipedia for like Columbine or something. Anyway, his dad wrote a book

about, apparently the whole book is just like, did I fuck up? Did I do that? Yeah, it's basically did I do that?

Yeah, read Jeffrey Dahmer's father's book, Did I Do That? Did I do that? He didn't change his name. He said he still loves his son and he refuses

to change his name. Daddy Dahmer. Daddy Dahmer. That's what it should say. That's the credit that it should have. Was he in like some kind of crazy war

or something? No. He was just an absent professor. I feel like with serial killer guys, it's always a mom thing. Ah, yeah. His mom was severely mentally ill. That's a son mom. And very depressed, couldn't leave bed kind of person.

But he also was just absent, the dad. It sounds like, but everyone, I mean, according to Wikipedia, at least everyone with Jeffrey Dahmer was kind of just like, he's sane, he's just a bad guy. So he's just evil. He's just evil. He was born with an evil soul. He basically just like, he, from a young age,

started jacking off to the idea of people being very still and then he realized that they would move around when they had sex. So he was like, well, I'll just kill them. Yeah, well, they're completely still when you kill them. He said that? Yeah, basically. Jeffrey? Did you hear what Jeffrey said? You have to unfollow Jeffrey.

Problematic Please stop platforming him. I saw you did a show with Jeffrey Dahmer. I had no idea he said that. That's so great. Jeffrey's ring club. full of bad water.

He's so talented. He's talented. That's a real killing. They have Mon at the cellar all the time. All right, let's do the next question. We've done one question. Okay, here's question number two. Why won't my little boy dance with me

when I want to be a silly mommy? Oh, no. And again, related questions. Do mommies get spankings? They can. But again, we can't get into that yet. Now, when you want to be a silly mommy, you want a dancing little boy.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, you do kind of want that. Little boy. Because he's your partner for the silly old dance. Yeah. Were you a silly boy who danced with his mommy, Alex? Currently. I was not.

I was not a silly boy. I never stopped dancing. I was not a silly boy. No. No, or a silly girl. And I didn't have a silly mommy, to be honest. So I'm the only one here who's kind of a silly boy. Silly Cody.

You are very silly. What the hell? To this day. I just feel like this is going to affect our dance Reputation I don't know When are we going to do our big mommy episode Where your mom dances with you Alex

I don't want to do that one That's private So I guess Jeremy You're the one to ask for this question Because you're the little boy and you won't dance With your mommy when she wants to be silly She certainly wasn't asking me The answer to this is crazy

Is it because you just read Jeffrey Dahmer's Wikipedia And you didn't feel like dancing anymore Mother, why did he kill me? I had a British accent as a child. Why would you make a sex zombie, mother? That's a Jeffrey Dahmer fact. Will somebody drill a hole in my brain, mommy? And she said, don't ever agree to go to someone's apartment to dance nude for $50.

My mom did say that. That happened to Jeffrey Dahmer? No, his whole thing is that he'd go to gay bars and he'd be like, if you let me take pictures of you in your underwear, I'll give you $50. bucks and they'd be like all right and then they'd go to his apartment and he'd be like drink this poison and they'd be like all right and then they'd kill them jeffrey dahmer lose my number i know for real jeremy has not danced since yeah okay so we have an answer by katherine michelle here who has antisocial personality disorder uh i have come to the conclusion after listening to

alan jackson as to why i tried to get the little shit to dance with his georgia peach of a mommy in Louisiana and wanted this bastard to dance with me to Mardi Gras music and he acted like he was embarrassed by that. Mind you, this child was that child that shit in my uterus and had to be given pills to make me dilate, but he won't

dance with me? You shit in my uterus, you old bitch. I don't think they're supposed to shit in your uterus. I don't think they're supposed to do that. The fluid is kind of their excretion. The shit is your shit. You're kind of shitting in yourself really. You're shitting in your own uterus.

Don't take a dump in your mom's uterus. First of all, appreciate the dyad when you have it. Don't try to cheapen your dyad. I don't know what that means. I don't know what you're talking about. Now, I'm the father. I'm excluded from the dyad. What is that mean?

A dyad is a two-part system in which the two parts are interwoven and extricable. Sure. Like at the end of Star Wars, the new movies. Okay, so you're saying that he's disrespecting the dyad by shitting? No, I'm saying she's disrespecting the dyad by cheapening their experience together. Oh, their bond. Because as the father, you are not part of the dyad.

No, you're not. If anything, you can start a dyad with a new guy and have a guy end. Right. But you are not in the dyad with the baby and the mom. No, it's kind of a triad, but you're on the outside. Some fathers get depression from this because they cannot be in that dyad.

They cannot go in the womb. It's so hard for men. They can kind of fuck up in there, but that's as close as they can get. and it's like touching the dyad but never going in. This woman has antisocial personality. Really? Anyway, we've only gotten through half of the answer.

Fellas, do you have a shit in your girl's uterus? Ew. I'm reading the answer. Please. I'm giving the menacing stare to all who read this. Oh, no, that's us. My son saw me bouncing on a trampoline and was horrified that mama's big boobs

were going to create trauma. mommy your boobs are so big it's ruining me mama's big boobs i see you looking at him i saw you bounce on that thing it's like the man show back here goddamn mommy i'm calling joe rogan over to watch the child reacted to something i don't think about is that they were bouncing all over the place and he was not able to be passive-aggressive about this as my tits lacked the confidence, his eyesight didn't,

that this didn't look right. That's not my fault either. And that's an answer from Catherine Michelle. Can we please click on her? Yes. This is like the porn parody of the Fablemans. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, she's a psychopath. I am a primary psychopath. I am a master practitioner of language and emotions. i write about narcissistic can i just interject to say i do not think you're a master practitioner of language and then what does that say here alex it's your favorite word triad welcome to meeting the mcdonald triad that's a different word i know you said i had a lot i know i said diet a lot and it's not a triad and the fact that you call it triad just proves that you're not ready this would be the late ted bundy the psychopath was one in a million who would behave into a

fear of psychopathy that you would not want to venture to for yourself Ted said there would be more than just him in the world and I wonder if that's not truthful to some that are not others of themselves as well and there's a photo of smiling I assume Ted Bundy is famously handsome and she

lives in Baton Rouge Louisiana and she is domestic violence life coach at self-employed and she also knows about racism for or against we don't know I mean this is I mean, I'm not, even if you're anti-racist,

I don't know you want Catherine Michelle on your team because she's kind of like a Ted Bundy in training. You know, she's a master practitioner of emotions. If I found out my mom was posting this shit on the internet, I'd be so mad. If your mom had an account where she talks about how she's a psychopath. Yeah, and how you watched her big boobies bounce and you didn't like it.

Well, it traumatized me. Oh, sorry. The feed bags can have fun too. you little shit so she writes a lot about narcissists but is it from the narcissists this side no i don't understand she's also in the space the narcissistic life narcissists slash psychopaths and narcissist light something about the self um the the psychopath who knows their psychopath is really interesting yeah especially in the internet age they treat it like a superpower they treat it like bisexuality yeah well they're being erased

they need a flag we do need a psychopath they really feel like they want to have a flag what's the psychopath flag like an eye i think we just make it the same as the bisexual one and see if people get mad see if that pisses people off to me you think you're attracted to men and women who's your favorite serial killer what is alexithymia alexithymia i have no idea i'm afraid to spend too much time on this woman because this is a slippery slope all right we're gonna google alexithymia uh great pronunciation there um it is a psychological condition inability to identify understand and express one's emotions okay own emotions i'm a psychopath and a psychopath thanks for writing in yeah all right well i live in louisiana i wonder if i have

that here's where i work do you think you're a psychopath claire no i think i have alexithymia You feel like you can't, what was it, know your own emotions? Wait, no, I can't. This is why she doesn't dance with her silly mommy. I don't want to read her. She's mostly just asking for, she's posting in narcissists slash psychopaths. What's a simple recipe for cream potatoes? This is a community.

Cream and potatoes, you dumb bitch. I do like that she's just like, she's just using this as her space. She's not talking specifically about being a psychopath in there. She just wants to talk to other psychopaths and ask them questions about her life, such as are men measuring themselves in the way that they measure other people without being gay? Or what to do with leftover Cajun dressing. Wait, wait.

Are men measuring themselves in the way that they measure other people? Without being gay. Do they mean like their penis size? I don't know. I don't know what it means. I don't want to spend too much time. Let's move on.

The point is that you got to have fun and dance with your mom. Dance with your mommy. Or she'll end up being weird. It'll ruin her. you can loosen up your little baby by giving them a tickle um wait i want to read more answers on this annie amy molly says in all caps he doesn't want you to be a silly mommy there are dozens of possible reasons i'm sure you can think of some of them well and in a hostage situation per chance

scaring me annie uh maybe if uh i don't know there was a predator listening okay that's enough of that okay question number three how do i stop my son from fighting in the street you can't you gotta beat his ass he has to do that fight him at home so he doesn't fight in the street yeah fight him early and fight him often that way when he fights in the street he'll be really good silly mom here how do i get my son to stop fighting in the street and dance with me instead it's really an either or you don't have these problems in the same house i'll tell you that much this is like the first page we've been on on quora today that doesn't have a question about spanking well you can get spanked in the street by your enemies that's true i'm gonna

spank him we have an answer by genie ping yeah do you want to read this because it's so it's it's terrifying me it's so long looking it's no paragraph spaces you don't mention your son's age which is important only because it gives you different choices on how to tackle the behavior for example if he's young enough you can ground him force him to go to therapy and take other controlling actions but if he's an older teen or young adult it will be impossible to coerce him into changing so you will need to discuss things try to help him find other outlets or even help him move if you think he is being targeted and you know if you can use big words like this you gotta have more sentences yeah come on kind of crazy basically i believe your son is fighting

either as the aggressor to others or in self-defense because he is being attacked or bullied in some way well that those are all the situations he could possibly be if he is being bullied you need to find some way to protect him um we're not we're done there's too much going on there you didn't narrow it down say something funnier try to beat his ass maybe here's one behind core plus this is a difficult question to answer simply but there are a few different reasons that young men fight uh i fought because i was angry and heard of the adopted and raised by a single man whose main motive

to be a parent was to guarantee himself love. Yeah. Sounds bad. I know that's my main motivation to be a parent.

I was about 14 to 15 and I finally beat him and that was the end of the physical abuse but the rest got, oh my God. I've heard this from people

who fight their parents that like when you win it ends a lot of times. Yeah, I bet. Like when you're in a dream and there's a monster and you go, actually I'm not afraid

and you never see the monster again. But if the monster was like in charge of like how many Oreos you get usually. Yeah, then that's kind of hard. I had that once, Claire, where I said that to a monster in a dream,

but I woke up right before I said it, and I just woke up and then in my bed said, I will kill you. And thank God my wife sleeps through everything, because I was like... Oh, this was recently. This was like a year or two ago. And I was like, oh, that's the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.

I thought you were describing something that happened to a child. No. Well, I'm proud of you, Jared. It wasn't a monster. I think it was like a murderer. Probably. I always have sort of murderers running around. This is part of our Nosferatu review.

Jeremy was not afraid of Nosferatu. He's not afraid of monsters. He's only afraid of men. He was just like a doofy looking guy in it. He was not a guy. He was a force of evil from beyond this plane. He was a shadow. He was quite handsome.

He was not handsome. He was a corpse. If you don't understand that, I don't know how to get through to you. Did you guys get in fights? Me? No, not really. i liked to fight uh i remember like uh there was some like recesses where there was i i hesitate to remember this because it seems confusing but i remember that i would like fight with other boys

in a way where it was like no hard feelings we just want to fight did you have a fight club or something yeah i guess it was like a casual fight club but in a way um where everyone had a good time and here's the real thing and i've always saying this on podcasts but as a small child you just do not have the physical frame to cause any real damage and it really lets you just enjoy yourself through combat in a way that is blocked off to you as an adult yeah you should be able to sort of like you can really hurt yourself before you get older if you have younger brothers or just brothers of any kind you do like a lot of physical fighting in a way that uh like now i would think if i did any of those things i did to like my brothers like you could like kill somebody or

like really hurt them and i guess that can happen then too but it sure can the choking game yeah You always hear about like brothers who like end up killing each other because they try to copy a move from WWE or something. Sure. Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, get them in a class. Have you considered that? Get them in a class.

Get them in a class. And in response, that's son-dad question, so it's not really for me. Get them in a class. On to the next one. Why is my dad such an idiot and I am sick of him? Oh. There used to be a lot of lead in all the buildings in the 70s.

Yeah, that's really what it comes down to. It kind of got in everything. Some people got dumb. Some people murdered everybody. This is what happened to Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, that's right, basically. So, you know, what are you going to do? People are just trying to get in there saying,

I don't know because you didn't tell me more. The TV made him stupid. The lead made him stupid. Probably the boob tube. Boob tube. Jacking into the boob tube day and night. I like this answer from Helena. She's really fighting the good fight,

but we've learned on this podcast that it's not worth it. She says, I would need something more specific to go off than this because your question is wrote in a way that implies people on Quora know who your dad is. What is he doing that you see as idiotic? Answering this question, I should be able to further help you. You know what? I'm realizing by the end, she's probably an AI bot. That's why she's being asked.

Zoom and enhance. I don't know. She looks like a real lady. She's living with adult ADHD. She is living with adult ADHD. She looks like a couple of people I know who are living with adult ADHD. There you go. She kind of looks like Alex.

She's more real than you or I. Just the way that she said, answering this question, I should be able to further help you. To me, no human has ever talked like that. That's the robot talking. You know what I mean? You've never known a good person.

Usually humans are like, fuck you. I'll kill you. You don't know what ADHD is like. Hey, I'm walking here. Maybe that's what it is. I don't know. A lot of people asking about

why they hate their father, if it's okay to hate their father, or if it's okay to think their father's an idiot. In the related questions. I like that. Is it wrong to hate my father, who is a fuckhead? Is one of the questions.

I think my father is an idiot. Yeah, it's probably the lead. This is a good answer. Ouch. Do you mind explaining why you feel this way about your dad so I can understand the situation better? Former machine operator

at Music Mountain Water. Dad here? How the hell is that, I wonder? Well, we're looking up Music Mountain Water. Another Louisiana head. It's got to be a water park, right? I don't know.

Premium product. Oh, no, it's not. It's some sort of like bottled water. It looks like a bottled water. Oh, it's the jugs you can get at work. Cool. So this guy works at the jugs you can get. Let's move on to the next one.

We can still make good time with this. We can still get to a lot of good questions. oh man my 20 year old son wants to sue me and his mother because we created him without his permission what should we do so first thing is you got to get legal representation because you are not safe you are in a persecutable environment um i disagree with this i disagree strongly i think that you should celebrate your son who has a money mindset this is an entrepreneur's son with money it's either kill or be killed though so you don't do you want him to kill your money yes he's being sigma and you gotta yeah that's the only but the only way to beat sigma is with

alpha mindset because there can only be one at the top sigma defeats alpha so that's not gonna work for you it's like a rock paper scissors it doesn't necessarily defeat alpha it absolutely there are two even alphas but of different pyramids it's not greater than you have a sigma a son and you have to resign to him. Give him all your money and let him build his business. I will say you are allowed to destroy that which

you've created under God's law. I don't think you should say that as someone who's about to have a child in the next week. It's something I plan on saying a lot is I created you and so I can destroy you. Probably whenever I get closer. I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it. Oh my God.

The related questions are popping up. I know. My 37-year-old son got married without my permission. How can I make his life a living age? I have to imagine it's hell until he divorces. I feel like we maybe read this on the podcast once. Really? Like early.

This is a whole genre of like prank questions. Oh. I don't know. A son who's too old. I think a lot of people hate that. Look at this. This ad that we're getting for the most jacked women of all time. If you take pills, you can get crazy ads.

I don't like that. That looks like cinnamon rolls. Yeah. It does kind of look like cinnamon rolls. But twice as sweet, aren't they, Claire? Wouldn't that traumatize you to see her bounce on a trampoline? I'm sorry. Imagine if your silly mommy looked like this.

Okay, so the 20-year-old wants to sue his parents. Thankfully, Duncan Wood has seven answers. Duncan Wood. That's simply his name. I know it's his name, but it's a silly name. He says, oh, there must be so many answers. Oh, what a joy. Number one, threatened to sue him for baby care, food and clothing, plus all housing costs to be calculated at, say, three star rating of an average hotel.

Oh, no. Two, expect nursing care every time he had a typical child's complaint. Oh, sorry. Expert nursing care. uh three transport costs to school clubs holidays for return and interest for any club subscription fees five psychological trauma because of his attitude to you in this matter six oh and the fact that he is a boy and not a girl girls can do that threatened to sue that it's a one other reason to threaten to sue him because

he's a boy yeah girl because it's um girls are like allowed to be annoying i think Are they like better or something? I don't know. They like make you more money? I don't know if Duncan Wood's a girl dad. And then the comment here from Audrey says, you write science fiction books, don't you? With like three laughing images.

That is true of every third Quora user, so I believe it. Wait a minute, this is Orson Scott Card. I don't understand. Audrey, go off on this guy. If I was talking to a guy named Duncan Wood, I would never get over it. Duncan Idaho, what are you, a science fiction book character? Because it sounds like he's dunking his wood in the family pool.

He's a retired biomedical scientist. He lives in London. Or he used to live in London. Now he lives in Lime Regis Dorset. It doesn't say anything about science fiction novels, though. No, he's actually a priest of some sort or a deacon or whatever. Sometimes they dabble in that kind of stuff, but I don't see anything like that here. I don't see anything like that here.

No, he's not doing that. Let's move on to the next question. Okay, we don't want to read any more answers about how to deal with your soothful son. It's just that I love my son so much, and I hope he'll turn it around. And I had so many questions that we're not going to get to, and it's making me cry. As a father, it's making you cry? Yeah, because I'm so disappointed. Is it okay to train my child to be an assassin at the age of five?

That is not okay. Is it okay to train my child to be an assassin at the age of five? What I like is that there are a bunch of different questions that are phrased slightly differently from each other. I think that's fine. Five is, you know... Maybe a little too old. We learned from Michael Jackson, you got to start young

if you want to make a hit maker. Tiger Woods. Yeah, Tiger Woods, similar situation. So you don't want to start an assassin in their teenage years when they're fully developed. You got to get them at least doing gymnastics or something early. You know what it is? start with a related field early that's like not specifically killing and then later when we have

kind of mastered some incredible athletics then we get into like and this is a garret uh this is a silencer this is a long uh stick with a sharp thing on the end this is a poison pen you can give this to castro they have to learn how to hack too oh they're definitely gonna have to learn how to hack and that's at least high school level education you can be a hacking middle schooler but at what cost it's good for your resume to be an assassin is that true no at five i think you're getting into an elite college if you have that on your resume yeah that's cool yeah you just want to make sure that you have a kid who's like up for this uh i was there's a restaurant i like a lot in new york city that uh we go to every now and then we've been there a handful of times and

recently i was on their website and it was like i was reading the about thing and it said that the woman who founded it was a cia agent or something and i was like what the fuck it wasn't cia agent it was pig and cow cia agents love to eat k-h-a-o yes have you ever been here very good restaurant in um manhattan southeast asia i think i've been extraordinary renditioned here where's the fucking how do i how do i find the about on here i was just maybe this is a coordinator's plus thing to do but i was reading uh i was reading their their bio or whatever to go to a restaurant's website and click all the tabs that is a curator's plus thing to do i know right go up uh gift card home uh this all has to be edited out the part where we that's okay you're on it yeah this is

my job to do i want you this is like uh i don't know making your son smoke all the cigarettes or something is make Jeremy edit all of the random websites he goes on. Here we go. This is the woman who created this thing. There's a lot of weird stuff where it's like, while studying at the CIA, Leia got her first real taste of kitchen. No, CIA is the Culinary Institute of America.

I'm the dumbest person alive. This is really embarrassing for you. This is really hard. She's very young to be ex-CIA. I was reading it and I was like, I was like, I don't know, in Manhattan, you like went, you traveled abroad for work.

I don't know what she did. At the CIA, she got her first real taste of kitchen life. I don't know. No, you're right. You're right. I was just reading, like, Cambodia, and I was like, this CIA fuck. You pig. You're pilled.

Yeah, I thought pig and cow. I thought pig meant, like, police officer. There are a bunch of bars in Manhattan that have, like, plaques for serving the CIA on the walls. Yeah. That's true. I'm from Long Island where every bar is run by a former police officer who now can serve alcohol to teens. And they're all called the pig in something.

The friendly pig. I can't remember the name of the bar that everyone would go to in high school near Hofstra. Damn, this is embarrassing for you. That's fine. Damn. Well, you know what? Where do we go from here?

I'm keeping all that in. That's all staying in. There's Jet Li in there, bitch. Yeah, Claire, I need you to say something dumb. I can't. I never will. We didn't read the... Missed just once, Claire.

Alex, I hate to be like this, but the spanking is not on here, this list. We never read the how do I get spanked question. What age were girls when they first got spanked at school? Oh, look, it is on the list. But we promised people that how do you still get spanked would get read. No, we didn't.

I said there was a spanking question. All right, fine. All right. We can answer how do you still get spanked. We'll just talk about spanking for the spanking question. which we will jump right to it so we're gonna go i just want people to be able to read what they want well here are the things that they were promised we're gonna get to the spanking question right now for our famous police officer segment five quo this is the podcast this is not a real

car outside of your car that you're listening to this podcast on the road what age were girls when they first got spanked at school and was it on their bare bottom so i included this um because the answers were absolutely wild um it's not like the craziest question in the world but the number of people are like yes of course i was spanked on my bare bottom in front of everyone in the school is uh staggering to me this first woman is a former corrections officer says as early as six years old gender should never play a role in discipline girl or boy should receive the same punishment their bare bottom bared in front of glass so at the end of the day he's just she's just like everybody should be spanked in front of class spanked people spank people wow that's

incredible um 13th first time and yes on my bare bottom i was in second grade in private school our teacher spanked everyone on their bare bottom in front of class i was one of the not so lucky girls who got it as it was mostly boys that's fucked up i don't like this at all why is it on their bare bottom is it to make it really sting or is it because of the humiliation of getting your little butt pulled out probably the latter it's probably a little bit of both Your little butt. Your little butt yanked out of your corduroys and hit with a large paddle.

Were you ever spanked in school, Alex? No, I was born in the 90s. Yeah, but I feel like none of these people are that old. I think they are old. Really? Pretty old. Yeah. I'm a strong man with the need to discipline from time to time.

Okay, this might be a sex thing. Former corrections officer. Yeah, every one of this guy's answers is about being spanked. My daughter is such a bad girl. How did I punish her? Ew. How would you punish a teen that hit her parents? How would you punish a teen that hit her parents?

And then he says 9-1-1. Could be 9-11. But I did read it as 9-11. So maybe you like steal a plant and crash it into them. This guy only talks about being spanked and specifically young girls being spanked. I don't like that. And this guy was a corrections officer. Do you think that's real?

Why would you put any information about yourself on your profile that's just perversion? Well, this isn't... I don't think this is his real name. Yeah, I thought it was a lady because it's named Gia. He's got three questions. Were you spanked in front of boys nude? Did anyone else get really hard

from laying bare across a woman's lap? I love women and choose to have sex with them 95% of the time, but I like to play with the penis sometimes. What does that mean? What does that mean? Everybody likes to play around. I know what it means.

Be sure to check out the bisexual or psychopath flag. all right jeremy is responding to him buddy you might like cold brew in the winter hey i'm on that i'm on that tip and that is a response from a u.s admiral it's electric i still want to see the at the top answer on this other thing but i'm sorry alex i have to look on the other spank one how do you still get spanked joshua binders is every saturday Me and my siblings and my chunks get spanked. We all love in one house. My chunks?

We all love in one house. Our parents or aunts. What's a chunk? I have no idea. What could chunks be a typo for? Chunks? Chums? Me and my chums get spanked.

Our parents or aunts read out a list of things we did and we get spanked depending on what we did. In the morning after breakfast, we go and strip completely naked and go to the main room. there there is a chair and one time one of the time we're called up and read the list of things we did oh i got off for talking back while everyone was watching we'd be told to go into a chair and we'd get belted hard and do us enough we would then house it with everyone else we would then remain naked for the rest of the day four up 14 up votes this person lives in like the cultural revolution where they have a criticism session and then they get hit with a paddle there's three comment on this. Comment number

one, that's sick. Comment number two, that's terrible. I hope you disown them after you leave home. Comment number three, DM me. Quora is a spectrum. Enrique Cruz says, yes, I still get spanked. My, my adult daughter, since I am her mom,

she tells me, mom, you will follow the house rules that I have since you are staying here with me. If you break a house rule and misbehave, you will get spanked with a belt. So I broke two house rules and misbehave and she tells me mom get your bottom in my room now get undressed and lay on the bed

you're about to get spanked bare bottom for breaking two house rules she says to me mom count them out loud she gave me ten very hard spankings with the belt so I started counting them one by one one thank you all the time up to ten I can't believe you tried to hide this my eyes were watery then she

goes mom you will get five licks on the back for misbehavior then you will say I am sorry for breaking my house rules a misbehavior. Mines are still watery. She goes, Mom, you are in timeout. If you get out of timeout,

you will get spanked again. When I was in timeout, I started to cry like a baby. Then she says, Oh, Enrique. Mom, you will ask permission to things as of right now

you are grounded for two days. I take my punishment and I move on. This is somebody's erotic fiction. You don't think Enrique is that woman's mom?

Is mom. No, I'm going to go ahead and say Enrique is writing his own little story. How would it feel like to be grounded as a grandmother. That would really hurt my feelings.

That would suck. Don't ground your grandmother. One comment from a guy who says, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is a sex one for sure. Sex. They all are. No, I know,

but I just like people saying, how do I get spanked now? And everyone's like, you gotta be bad. How did it come to this? I want someone to spank me, but I self-spank and wooden spoon

and whip my bottom red and sore, says Jonathan Borg, His full name. Jonathan, we got to find you someone to spank you, my friend. Love to be spanked and paddled and birched by a bunch of women or couples. Couples. Interesting.

We live in Hastings. What is N-E? I don't know. Netherlands? New England? No. Nebraska? I think it's Netherlands.

What is Nebraska? Nebraska is N-E, but it's a state. Maybe it's probably Hastings, Nebraska. Is it Hastings, Nebraska? I think it's Nebraska. Are there spankings there? They don't do spankings in Nebraska, surely. It's impossible to know.

It is. It's a city in Nebraska. Spankings have made it to Nebraska. It looks like the most boring place in the world. I mean, that's why you got to get spanked. You got to get spanked. Fatherhood is such a journey. Someone said, have you gotten any spankings lately?

And Jonathan says, not yet. Maybe today, I hope. Oh, that's nice. I love your optimism. Well, good for you, Jonathan. Good for you. I hope you find someone who will spank you. I bet he has.

It seems easy enough. I think if you get off Quora and go onto a sex website, you could probably find it. Well, that's just not as fun for them. It's like the people are always trying to find a girlfriend on Twitter. It's like you're just on the wrong web page. You need to put in a different web page. So many different websites you can do this.

You've got to go to new grounds. This question is from Jordan Shoemaker, who is also looking to be spanked in all of his questions. How red is your butt after it gets spanked? that's a great question red as the day is long Jordan his first question ever is what was your last faking with what's your discord

come on now alright well you know what that's two questions let me say this thank you for listening this has been Quarators I don't think we need to read any more of these I'm ready for fatherhood Alex will be a father the next time you hear him unless you listen to the bonus

episode on patreon.com slash war raiders which will come out on thursday girl dad reminder we have no advertisers and are funded entirely by listeners like you as my new baby is brought into this cold hot world and reminder we love to be spanked ka-chow