Quorators - Life at Sea

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you own a boat, are you a captain? What is the meaning of "sailor's delight"? Is Finding Nemo real? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Goku in progress. Goku in progress. That's not anything. Goku in progress, I think, should have been the original name of Dragon Ball when he's growing up from a little boy to a man. Because he was just in progress back then. Someone's a ball? Wait, they start off as a ball?

No, he starts off as a boy. Claire, this is why we never had you on. We said she can't chop it up with the Dragon Boys. I'm stuck on the ball. She's going to think they're all a ball. She thinks they turn into a ball. Are you guys excited for this new hantavirus going out? Yeah, I'm really excited about it.

A new disease going around. What kills you with that one? The hantavirus. The humidity? Yeah. It's not the heat. It's a dry hantavirus. Is it a killer?

It's really bad. It kills like 40%. Shitting your brains out or whatever. It's killer. It kills like 40% of people who have it. It's what killed Gene Hackman's wife and also JFK. I thought she killed herself. No, she got hantavirus and died.

This is so horrifying. It's not funny at all. But she died and then Gene Hackman, because he was so demented. His heart was broken. He just starved to death. Oh, right. That's so sad. It's really bad.

I'm not putting any of this into a podcast. Also, the incubation period. No, put it in. No, people need to know about this. The incubation period is six weeks, too, so you could spread it to everyone you love and you would never know. What is it? You don't show any symptoms.

Well, you shit to death and you're married to Gene Hackman. Damn. You get it from mice. Ew. You get it from eating the poop of mice. Ew. Because you're a freak for that. A little freaky.

Well, they're always pooping in my food. Yeah, well, that's not good. There's your problem. Well, there's your problem. Well, there's your problem. And we've said the name of the show. Let's start the podcast. wow tips for men howdy ho sailors we have some tips for men today here on the quarators podcast

welcome back to another week of america's premier quarabase podcast it's great to have you back in the cuck chair of our listening swinging room yum yum let's take a bite of some great weather report here at the start of the show uh hot again gonna be hot you don't even need to check in for a while i might not stop doing the weather report because it's may and frankly i'll be saying the same damn thing for you every single week the listeners in the listeners in a cuck chair you said you're in a musical cuck chair a musical cuck chair okay hold on that's an interesting game but now wait a second oh the music stop said you gotta watch the risk is too high if you end up in the cuck chair because what does that mean that means if

you're not in the chair then you get to fuck yeah i think that's what it is but you don't want to be in the chair but everyone who's playing is a cuckold okay so they really don't want to do it i'll say a game of the vetting process before you start right if you're if you're left without a cuck chair you gotta be the bull yes now every week we go on quora.com and explore the different questions that this questions website holds for us and i've received many submissions this week for cuckold and pedophile based submissions oh i said that's not classy no that's not hollywood how do we provide some information that people want to hear here at the start of the summer season end of spring great and that's why our theme this week is life at sea uh-huh honey

double double boil in trouble is that an ocean thing i don't think it is at all halloween i guess i was thinking of like cauldron of ocean for a second are you like looking at Like your Segway list you wrote 10 months ago? What will I say when I get my moment? Sea, sea, oceans of trouble, waves of joy. Oceans of trouble, waves of joy. Claire, have you ever been on a boat? Yeah.

I hate it. I hate boats. Why do you hate boats? Because you could get lost out there. Right. I'd get lost in your eyes. The deep blue sea. Double, double.

You're lost at sea for Claire O'Kane. I agree with Claire. I don't like boats either. I've only had negative experiences on boats. Every time I'm on them, I think, what if we were on land instead? The only time I enjoy a boat is if I'm on a large commercial vessel. Then I'm not afraid of it sinking or something going wrong. If you're on an oil tanker or something?

Yeah, when I go to work at the oil tanker where I take my shirt off and I oil that big pole and I, like, slop stuff in it. What do you oil your big pole? Whatever that guy's doing in the jiff. You know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. In the jiff. The jiff of the sloppy guy.

I won't say jiff, but I'll say jiff. Sloppy pole. If you're listening to the podcast at home, look up sloppy guy jiff. That actually will probably find it. Look up sloppy pole guy, two-guy shirtless sloppy pole video. Yeah, just type in sloppy pole, and that's what I do. Turn off safe search. Safe search is going to block it from you

because they don't want you to see what real men do for work. Trick or treat, smell my feet, you're on a boat. It's not Halloween. It's not Halloween theme. The theme is sailing, maritime discussion. Boo, boo, here comes the fish. Boo. There's nothing frightening about the fish.

It's perfectly natural. I mean, boat is half of boo. I guess. At the A.T. is half of cat. Black cat, scary in the sea. Can't swim. Let's just get the show started. Let's just get into it.

Maybe it'll set our minds straight. So we're going to start with our space of the week here. If you're new to the show, Quora has spaces. They're a lot like subreddits or little communities. Let's check those out with our space of the week segment. Do it. Space of the week. That's good.

Now, we got two of these this time, because one's just a little morsel for you. And this is our first bake. It's Sharky's. Sharky's. How did you find this? I don't know. It has one contributor and two followers. But it is a up-to-date space.

It has posts in the last 20 hours. Right. So the top post, it says, I forgot how to shark. It's a picture of a shark, and his head is in the sand. Okay, all right. That's pretty funny. His head is in the sand. Oh, here's a cute shark.

Hammerhead shark. The head is an actual hammer. It's an actual hammer, but it's just a little sharky. Sharky. All right, now these are two little sharkies who are friends, and they give love. This is a highly visual space. Yeah, yeah.

It's very visual, but it's mostly just cartoons of sharks. There's not really much to this. Well, the sea is very visual. Wait, scroll down a little bit more. It's run by Serial Destination N, This thing's bio says, I am a sharky. I'm a sharky, and their bio says, my love. This user is a tomboy.

This user is a shark. This user is emo. This user loves making people smile, which seems, like, contradicting. This user enjoys stargazing. This user loves when it rains. You're so complicated. This user loves her girlfriend. This person likes sharks.

Okay, well, they like sharks. This is a shark addict we're talking about. Sharky. and then uh yeah she's gonna adopt a shark it says this is like a myspace page on quora this is amazing it's like a top eight i hope this person is 50 years old there's no way that we'll know but i hope that it's like a older gen x person yeah so they've they've tagged like um i guess she she's tagged all these different accounts and it's like this is my love this is my child this is my big bro there's an emo shark saying this is a great person to talk to oh okay and

And then I guess there's also a spooky ghost, which is distracting. Wait a second. The theme is not Halloween. Spooky ghost. Interesting. No, it's not interesting. She's sort of a life at sea type of person. This is a shark we're talking about.

Go back to the space because there was some more pictures of sharks we could look at. Okay. Okay. We'll get more sharks. Scroll all the way down. Look at all these sharkies. This one's a kitten shark. Great.

Okay. Okay, and then a funny joke about how dolphins are actually the reputation that sharks have. We're just reading tweets from 2022. This isn't anything. Oh, okay, fine. We'll go to the other space. That's the last one. That's the final post.

Is it another space? This is just a taste. It's sharkies. Who's the other follower, I wonder? Oh, it's Angel Dust. It's us, actually. It's her brother. Okay, Space of the Week number two.

The C. C. Now, this is what I'm talking about. 22 contributors, 5.6 thousand followers, a sailor's favorite space. The bio is from beach to deep ocean, everything about the sea. Cool.

Now there's a lot of interesting sea facts on here but I have highlighted some of the good ones because it's a fairly active space. Thank you for correlating. The sea at the bottom of oceans how is the surface? Is it like a paste or solid? If like paste, how

thick is this paste layer? It's actually not a bad question about how much is the bottom of the sea paste. There's no answers on it in space. I'm thinking like it's sand. Am I right? Yeah, I'm thinking it's sand. I thought it was sand. Am I right?

Some could be rock, I would guess. Sand is just rocks. Sand is rocks with the lights turned off. Sand is like when rocks are really tiny. I suppose, but with much erosion, is it not? Go on. For example, an undersea volcano, I would expect to have hard rock. Ooh, those are crazy when they got lava in the water.

I know, up is down, hot is cold. How are you going to have lava in the water? Ocean is Halloween. Double, double, boiler trouble, you're lava underwater. That's actually a really good point. C. Stuart Hardwick says it depends where you look. Along the continental margins, water is shallower, more subject to sedimentation from land, and more frequently disturbed,

so it's mostly Sandy. So the thing about this space is it actually has like scientists on it and stuff and it's actually a great place for learning. Oh, this was interesting.

This is just a Bill Maher video? Yeah. Well, it's not a video. It's just a screenshot of the video. No, this is a video, dog. Wait, we can't watch Bill Maher This is a seven minute

Bill Maher video. They will YouTube ban us. This is a new rule, the great garbage election and then he's, it's Bill Maher and he's got a picture of a school

and it says, pathetic pussy academy. Oh, I bet that's I bet that's NYU. New rule, you're a pussy. He's roasting. The post is by Peter, who's the author of Mysterious Ocean, who says,

The ocean finally makes it as a discussion point on Bill Maher's talk show. Jokes aside, it is good to see marine issues in the spotlight. Okay. So this is this guy sharing Bill Maher and being like, Ocean mentioned. Can we see which part is the ocean? I don't know. I was afraid to click it because I think Bill Maher will sue me into dust.

Who cares? I care. Oh, now we're talking about the trash in the ocean. It's coming out of the TV, Bozo. Yeah, you're trying to get this whole part cut out of YouTube, but it's coming out of the TV now. New rule, Jeremy doesn't know shit. He's a Bozo.

That's a rule. We're talking about a Bozo who's trying to get me sued by Bill Maher. It's not Halloween, okay? It's the ocean. They couldn't be more different from one another. Why don't you take your blue hair and go back to the sea? Yes. Everyone in the ocean has blue hair.

I'm clicking what he's saying. We're killing it, and we can't live without it. We might, might be able to invent our way out of the mess that we've made of the atmosphere. There are promising new technologies for capturing carbon. Okay, this is funny. But the oceans... He's shaking his head. There's a whole other kettle of dead fish.

Shook his damn head. And this island of floating garbage that politicians dare not speak its name, it's actually two. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which is three times the size of France. I'm laughing. A country large enough to accommodate Gerard Depardieu. Come on, Bill. Leave Gerard out of it.

What are you doing? Shots fired at Gerard. I was waiting for it to be like, yeah, it's a big garbage. It's called Iran. But I realized that that's really just the joke that Hinchcliffe made in Madison Square Garden. Yeah, well, he said that in Puerto Rico. And people were mad about that one. People were mad.

You could not say that about there. I saw him in real life. Hinchcliffe? I was at the comedy store for some reason during the Netflix is a Joke Festival. His skin looks like a hot dog. Did you swipe right on Hinch? His skin looks like a hot dog. What'd you say?

Did you swipe right on Hinch? I swore right on Hinge. I got to get you two together. That's Alex's new dating app where you could only date gay goblins. It's my app I'm developing with Tony Hinchcliffe to date him. Called Hinge. Isn't it a rumor that he's secretly gay? Am I making that up?

Have you guys not heard this? The rumors I have heard about him I don't feel confident saying on the radio. It's a rumor. I would say the rumors are generally he's not great to women. Yeah, that's what I've heard. But who else is not great to women but a gay guy? All right, well, I guess I'll cut all this. Bad guy.

Long story short, bad guy. Looks like a hot dog. Looks like a hot dog down in the sea. Swipe left on Inch. But was he hilarious, Claire? He was really funny yelling at people to get out of his way. That is funny. That's something you don't see in real life.

You can't say anything in L.A. anymore. It's too woke. Get the fuck out of my way. That's my stage. I'm trying to get a white claw. Okay, but I got another great poll from the city here. Another seaman's delight. Great.

Seaman. Would a bull shark be able to live in my lake for a week in Pennsylvania in the summer? Really good question. My knee jerk reaction is no. Maybe. How big is the lake? How big is the lake? Is it a man-made lake?

I assume, Bull Shark, you got to be in salt water here, folks. Now I'm a city slicker. Uh-huh. I don't know my... Don't tell Bull Shark how to live its life. I don't know my casting rod from my... Uh-huh. Think of a second rod.

Type of rod. From my... Fly fishing rod. From my fly fisherman's boots. Okay, fine. But I think bull sharks do need to go in the water. There was an answer a second ago, but we can find it. There's a picture of a bull shark that says, are we on vacations?

That's pretty funny. And there's an answer that says, this is a huge myth. Which I don't know what that means. It's a question. This particular species of shark can, in fact, live in brackish water, but starts breaking down without any salinity. A week is probably a stretch. I run into a lot of gotcha type ambush questions here on Quora.

You didn't disclose what part of Pennsylvania you live in? This shark species could live in the Delaware Bay Area in eastern PA. I generally avoid answering these types of questions because I have a long experience here. The OPs almost always springs new information on people and try to make them look stupid. This species of shark has been found in the upper Mississippi on occasion. It does happen, but it's pretty rare. Louisiana and Southeast Texas have a lot of inland brackish water, and these mackerels do end up upstream sometimes.

This is the account to Everything Animals, and it's very bitter for some reason. I think actually this is a space, Everything Animals. Oh, really? Yes, and I think JM is the one answering, who is a former retired from Texas. He's back in the game. He's pissed off, dude.

He's sick of answering these questions. jm is back apparently they guys you guys froze for like three minutes i don't know what the fuck just happened it was all fire claire i thought you were just taking it in we've been talking about bull sharks this whole time you thought i was just really listening quiet content happy to be here i don't know sometimes you're like doing taxes or whatever you only need to do those once so don't worry i can't stop um okay well what we learned is that sometimes apparently bull sharks can live in fresh water but sometimes also they can't and you gotta stop telling this guy to answer questions because he's sick of it he's sick

of the mods tricking him and his name is jm also the water needs to be brackish you got all that i think i would rather live in brackish water you say that than just fresh and just uh salt you're gonna get mud in your gills what is brackish it's got mud in it is that right it's it's like uh neither of you guys know yeah it's brackish It's dirty water. It's like Boston. Ship it up to Boston. It's water.

It's freaking brackish. It's a mix of fresh and sea. Yeah, it's really all this. There's nothing to do with Boston. You know, I found the goddamn landlubber in this podcast. His name is Mr. Jeremy. Thank you for being so formal. He doesn't even know brackish from fresh.

Dude, I hate when I go on a podcast and people start calling me a shooby. Speaking of that, I've started wearing socks under my sandals. It solves a lot of the problems of sandals. I keep having to walk around my building and then I don't want to just take my socks off to put the sandals on. Right, because you have a no dogs allowed sign or whatever and you don't want them barking. Yeah, and I don't want my dogs barking. And it stops all the cuts and abrasions that happen on my feet.

My poor feet My abused feet It's not some people From pointing at my toes And screaming Right And insulting my feet And calling them dogs

You've become a shooby man It's sad to see So what This used to be a beach pod So what I'm a shooby We used to all hang out On the sands

I was thinking about I don't want to be a shooby Because they said it on Rocket power That's right I'm that influenced By rocket power I'm 35 years old

By cartoon children From the 90s They don't know what they're talking about. They're eight and made of crayons. That was the worst thing it could be was a shooby. Yeah. Straight up. Well, you lived in California, so you must have come across in real way.

It was all hypothetical to me. Used to be a shooby. It was real. That was my life right there. What's the worst thing you've ever seen happen to a shooby? You don't want to know. Tart and feathered. Some Tony Hinchcliffe shit.

You don't want to know. They make your skin look like a hot dog. He ripped his dick off. Okay, well, I got some miscellaneous sea questions now. The sea space isn't super fun in itself, but I did like that it's just where people go to post Bill Maher clips about the sea. I like it.

Space of the Week. I like it. Space of the Week after Sharky's. Used to be Shoeby was a dirty word. Now the new one is Zionist. Woo! Jeremy's trying really hard to make us a New York Times podcast. I'm just trying to build the boat in reverse here.

I'm trying to get a call from this job. I can't even say that anymore. Reading the tea leaves. All right, hit the button. Pussy University. What is this, Columbia? That was the Polish. That's what you're going for?

Well, I said NYU. I bet that's what it was. I couldn't think of Columbia fast enough. It doesn't have the name recognition for me. I call it Pussy University. I think I'm going to cut this whole episode. This is our first segment, Quora Gone Wild. Oh, brother.

Okay, this is an interesting answer. The question is, how do you stop a shark attack? Sharky. A bite by a little sharky. Okay, what do you guys want to read this? This is by Gray Wilton, and the answer is, in bold, fight. fight the shark and fight to get out of the water safety and medical assistance is just out of the water what should you do when you get attacked by a shark attack it you want to fight the shark

fight the shark and get out of the water first of all if i'm gonna attack by a shark like if someone tells me hey get out of the water thanks for all the help bozo i'm gonna figure that one out to goddamn sea tigers biting my leg off. I always learned being a Cali girl surfer style, you're supposed to punch the nose. Right. I've heard this. I've heard the nose. They tested this on Mythbusters, and they found it was actually the gills.

The gills? Ooh, get in there. Yeah, which is kind of, it's like right behind the nose, because they're like on the side of the face, and if you hit it, it's like hitting someone in the throat. They're just like, yuck, and they get out of there. Can I ask, how did they test this on Mythbusters? Did they just punch a bunch of sharks? They literally did.

Really? Check out Mythbusters. That's allowed? They put on a diver's suit, and they stood by a stake, and then a bunch of sharks went to go get it. And with an armored glove, would punch the shark and see which one still went for the stake. Huh. I think it was a... Mythbusting.

It's okay, because sharks don't have a strong lobby. The myth was, is it dope to punch a shark? And it was confirmed. It was confirmed great television to watch him do it over and over again for like 15 minutes. They let you do it if you have a TV production company.

Gray Wilton is saying, Donald Trump, very good. Gray Wilton is saying, sharks are apex predators because they all have the weapons, teeth, speed, eyesight, stealth, size, attitude, desire, or hunger. So it would appear to have all the advantages

and none of the disadvantages of an attacker. The truth is much more complicated. Sharks do not live to 40 or so years by unduly risking their weapons, eyes, and gills. In a real fight, just to eat, they have learned that there is something else less dangerous nearby. That is why they will scavenge if possible.

Dead animals do not fight back. Also why their eyes have evolved to roll back into their heads to protect them when they are biting anything. Oh, that's nasty. I didn't even think about that. Can you imagine if we did that? I'm eating a Subway sandwich.

If you have a really good sandwich, which sometimes my eyes do roll back in my head a little bit. I've seen it happen. But that's because I'm in heaven. Sharks are nasty, dude. Sharks, what are they, older than trees? No. They're older than the rings of Saturn?

Is that right? Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're saying the species of shark. I thought you were saying, like, is there one shark older than trees? Like, Mr. Shark is old. Mr. Shark, they're pretty much like dinos. They're dinosaurs.

Sharks and crocs are dinos. They're basically dinosaurs that are still around. And the rest of the dinos are chickens. So, tough go. Bad rap for the dinos. But anyway, check out sharks. This guy's saying that if you have a bang stick. A shotgun shell fired by pressing against the shark.

Wait, what? What? What? He's like, okay, here's a piece of advice. If you have a shotgun. Oh, good news. You got bit. Use your shark adapted shotgun.

You brought just for this instance to serve. You're ash from the evil dead. A medium-long wooden or metal stick to shove sharks away. I find it unacceptable to harm or kill an animal for eating my ass. Is that what it says? Well, I'm paraphrasing, but he is saying you can eat his ass a little bit. If the shark has its mouth open, which I assume is a try to taste test me or my buddies, I will shove the shark's snout down to close its mouth.

This has worked so many times it has become easy to do. It's hilarious to me. It's easy to do. This is a cool guy. Click on this guy. Yeah, wait. Hold on. He's pushing Shark's mouth down for fun?

This guy is Gary Wilton. He's a master scuba guy. Is scuba an acronym? Because it was all caps. It is. It is? Subterranean. It is an acronym, and I forget what it is.

Claire, you can do it. Super cool. Ooba booba. Hey. That's what it stands for. You nailed it. You got it on the first go. Scuba acronym.

It is a scuba. Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. You've been living your whole life thinking scuba was just a word. I thought it was a word. I thought like a Dutch guy came up with it. Scuba.

It just sounds like a thing they would say. What a wild world we live in. Stop playing around with tulips all day. What is this guy's deal? This guy's questions suck. Yeah, he's actually not interesting at all when he's above the water. He says stuff like, what does this phrase designate? There's three answers.

Should we click it? No. You don't want to know what the phrase designates? Fine. Designate. Is it going to be just people being mean? It's the 26 letters in the alphabet according to decreasing frequency in English text. Oh, what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up. Get back underwater. Get in the water. I think that's the phrase Biden said last night on TV. Oh, my God. Flawless victory. Okay.

Take that, Mr. President. This guy's also contributed to World of Water, which is a great name. World of Water. It's a bigger space than the sea. If you're curious about what's in and around the water. And I am. I am quite curious. Okay, I did find some better questions.

Will adding water and bacteria grow in the moon regolith on Earth? I don't know what that means. Am I allowed to know about the moon regularly? Don't even ask about that. It's none of your fucking business. Get back in the water. Okay, you want to read more questions? Yes, I have many.

Great, we're in the quirk place. What are some tips for being a successful shrimp boat captain? This is the question that got it all started. Great. I'm glad that we got here. A question with one answer. Two answers. Finally, something to stick your shrimp into.

Guys, we've got to get off of this shark one. I've got a great question. What are some tips for being a successful shrimp boat captain? Practice, practice, practice, and grab a shrimp. Bring a fork. Bring your shotgun. Yeah, you do need a shotgun. That can shoot underwater in case of sharks.

Or bang stick. You know what would be sick? A gun that shot shrimp. That's true, Claire. Right into my mouth. Yeah, but what if it was a stick? there's two answers on the successful shrimp boat captain one is make sure the

leaks are plugged and fuel tanks are full and the other is not getting seasick well do you know who that first one's by because it's not by someone who's part of a team is it the lone wolf it's lone wolf it's an answer by the lone wolf I want to follow him but I don't want to like

I don't know I don't want to get in his space man cannot shrimp captain alone he his bio is those who fly alone have stronger wings. I don't think that's true on Wolf. That's not something a wolf would do. No. He has questions like, oh gosh.

He's kind of a big Never Trump account. Who is Canada's First Nations National Chief Wild Wolf? Wild Wolf. Wolf alert. Chief Wayne Sparrow has served as elected chief. Does everyone in Canada have like, animal names?

Yes, they do. It's First Nations. Oh, I see. I missed that. You bigot. Whatever. I'm cutting everything from this podcast. You're as bad as Tony Hinchcliffe. You're as bad as Tony Hinchcliffe is red. It's Jeremy Hot Dog. That's your

animal. Someone says, why do pigeon noises annoy some people? And he says, for the same reason dumb questions annoy some people. They are simply annoying. Someone else said, what is your reaction to finding out that cockatoos apparently prefer the taste

of blueberry soy yogurt over plain soy yogurt. And he says, my reaction? No, seriously. My reaction? Really? Well, you gotta understand that this guy lives alone in the woods, so he's not used to talking to people. This is like what the

Unabomber would do if he couldn't make bombs. If he was kind of dumb. Who would do that? The Unabomber. Oh, the Unabomber, yeah. The Unabomber is just like posting on social media a lot. Yeah. Just kind of being rude. having a cabin is dope i'm here on cabin lovers

cabinlovers.corona.com does anyone else remember this and it's a picture of a log damn should we answer i think that our greatest uh villains and murderers wouldn't have done their thing if they just had youtube yeah the unabomber should have been able to watch mr beast Mr. Beast are like guys cooking outside of their cabins silent for 20 hours or whatever. I wish that the Unabomber could have entered a competition where he has to stay at a mall the longest. He died a few years ago, right? He did. I'll miss him.

We can't have him on. Answer this question and say, it's big shrimping. Okay, hold on. The question is, what are some tips for being a successful shrimp boat captain? Say it's big shrimp. Do you want me to say it's Big Shrimpin'? It's Big Shrimpin'. Yeah.

What the fuck? All of our accolades suck. We can have a new one. We can do whatever we want. Let's do a new one. All right, add credential. Say Shrimp Boat Captain. Okay.

Type it in. Don't give them a company or anything. We don't need to go that far into it, but we can say Big Shrimpin'. I currently work here. And this is our current job. Since 2022. You got to stay Big Shrimpin', and that's all caps. And any shrimp boat captain will find that hilarious.

You guys haven't seen Forrest Gump? The biggest shrimp boat reference in American cinema history? Claire, I'll be frank with you. It's been a while. I've never seen it. Damn. Whoa. Did you not have a TV?

You don't know about stuff in the 90s. Nah, I don't know about that. Well, I was born after 2001. I was born in 2004. I don't even know about 9-11. I don't know about Forrest Gump. I tell Jeremy about 9-11 every week and I cry. I've never heard of Nirvana.

Yeah, Nirvana was kind of the soundtrack to 9-11 in many ways. What was 9-11 again? What was that one? It's the plane drove wrong. The plane drove wrong into our money building. Got it. Into our minds and hearts. Got it, got it, got it, got it.

Heart-shaped box was playing. Cool. Let's do Cuosophy. Yes. This is the first good question we've had. Well, I disagree. And it's a beautiful philosophy question. If you own a boat, are you a captain?

Now, it's a very good question. Unfortunately, there are many in-depth, detailed answers on what qualifies a captain in these responses. But I like to take it at a wider berth here, using nautical terms. The answer is yes. The answer is 100% yes. If you own a boat, you are a captain.

You are the captain. Each man is captain of his own boat. And I think it's up to you to decide what is your boat. Maybe it's a chair. Maybe it's a cock chair. Podcast. Maybe it's a podcast. That's a type of boat.

I feel like I'm the captain of my podcast boat. If I know anything about podcasting, it's that the happiest day of a podcast captain's life is when they start one, and then the other happiest day is when they end it. Right. When you go down with the ship. Right.

I think if your podcast ends you should have to die You have to freeze in the ocean You get drowned I think you should get trapped in the microphone Larry you are one sick puppy Oh man I am thinking that I would have been killed Several times over were this an actual rule

But I stand by it Oh sure because you've ended several podcasts I've ended several podcasts Yeah, you should be. Well, you always had one, though. Yes. There was overlap. Also, I get off of them, a lot of them, before they formally end.

So maybe that's how I've been avoiding it. Right, right. Somebody else goes down because I make them captain and then I get out of there. Uh-huh. Oh, good question. Can a captain of a boat marry you? Wait, what? Relating questions on the side.

Yeah, they can, I think. I'm pretty sure they're allowed to because anything goes at sea. It's sea law. At sea, anyone can marry you. But you don't have to go to captain school or anything? You don't have to take any captain classes, hat wearing 101. I think for it to be legal, you have to take a captain's class. Ah, dog.

If you're on a boat, you're a captain. That's sea life. Tell them, J-Man. That's sea life. That's sea life. All right, go to the next question. We got a bunch of this. We're not going to read any answers on this.

No, it's stupid. People being very specific. Yeah, a lot of people talking about, yeah. It's not fun. I read through them. No, I don't care about any of this shit. Fuck these people. It's about like, I know you're a skipper.

I don't want to hear about that. This guy's a corporate Sith Oh that's one of the worst people there is I thought you guys liked that kind of thing Being a Sith Claire Using hate To shoot lightning from my hands You have to understand they use the force for evil

What is the meaning of Sailor's Delight I don't know I really don't know What is the meaning What is the meaning of Sailor's Delight Alex what do you think the meaning of Sailor's Delight is TGI Fridays on a Thursday night. But it's got to be at sea.

Well, you come in from the sea and you have TGI Fridays. Right, you have TGI Fridays on a Thursday. I watched the movie The Perfect Storm semi-recently. They mostly hung out at that bar. Really? Isn't that movie mostly at sea? Well, but any time they're on at sea, they're at this one bar. And the whole movie, they're like, this storm rocks.

They are like way too up for it the whole time. It's real dumb how much they love getting killed in the storm. Do you have a booger hanging out? I have a booger hanging out? Do you really? Well, at least it's not on YouTube. Put it on. Zoom in.

There you go. Cut around that. How big is it? Don't let anyone know I have boogers. I want to see. This is the worst day of my life. This is a sailor's delight. This is not a sailor's delight.

Sailor's Delight as we've established TGR Fridays on Thursday night. Okay, let's read this fucking thing from John English. Do you want to read this one, Claire? Sure. His bio says, I may know many English words, but how many do I use well? Oh, John Johnny. He's practical English. The phrase comes from an old weather legend.

The full context is, red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning The red sky at night predicts a day of clear skies and good sailing Literally, because it goes back to the age of sail Flat back The red sky in the morning portends a day of rain or storm It is my best understanding that it applies to the North Atlantic I don't know if it applies to the other oceans

OQ, what is the meaning of sailor's delight? Okay, so he put the original question at the bottom just in case we forgot Oh, you mean the OQ? No, I'm going to be honest. OQ. I'm not a sailor. I've never seen a red sky at any time. Me neither.

I've seen all kinds of red skies, but maybe it's because I live in the North Atlantic. You are also- I've seen red guys. Tony Hitchcliffe. Go ahead. Go ahead. Come on, Tony. I'm not going back to the sound.

It's on a different page. They're trying to kill him. He's the most famous open mic host in the world. What a job to have. Well, it's not as hard as sailing. No. No. The other answer to Sailor's Delight could be like,

Guatemalan pussy or something. I don't know. Something of the crass. Those are the two. It's for sailors. Orson Scott Card follows this guy. John English? John English is a hell of a, like, this is your average Quora user.

Right. He's an old man who lives in New Jersey. He looks like he is the host of some kind of football talk show, but I'd have never seen it. Meaning he has a white mustache. White mustache. I have an uncle who looks a lot like him. He's got a classy page.

I like it. No frills. No frills. We should follow John English. Okay. Take the time and follow John English. He's a top writer. And then Sam Cox says,

Expression sailor's delight usually means a sailor has seen evidence of future smooth sailing. Well, I guess, but you're kind of cutting out the middleman, aren't you, Sam Cox? Yep. He's from Venice Beach. He's a professional boxcar tourist. Go to hell. Cool. Damn, dude.

I like that. All right. Here's another question. How would you describe a pirate? Dastardly. As a member of the British Navy I find them to be cruel figures Roguish

Sometimes Somalian I mean I didn't say it They've got good flags I like their black flag with the big skull The Jolly Roger That's no way to have a flag The flag should be the crown Okay fair enough

Always worried about scurvy Always talking about scurvy They don't like fruit is the thing Scurvy, the main thing is the English sailing vessels had an issue with it. Because they didn't know about fruit yet. Yeah, they didn't know about fruit. You had to have vitamin C out there on the sea. But because pirates are always having margaritas.

We need your vitamin C. They're having margaritas. They're having a good time. Right. The salted rim keeps the scurvy away. I knew a comedian who was an alcoholic. No, hold on. He came down with scurvy.

You knew a comedian who was an alcoholic? He was the one. I met him. I was lucky to meet him, and he had an issue with scurvy he developed in 2018 or something, and he figured out if he has margaritas, it goes away. And so that's what the pirates were doing. What the fuck are you talking about? That can't be real, is it?

Because there's lime in them. Is this a real person? Yes. Can you say who it is, and we'll bleep it? It's a b******. Oh, yeah. That's right. He has a big tattoo of a margarita on him for this reason, because it saved him from scurvy.

That's really funny. Okay. He's cleaned it up. God bless him. I will bleep it. It's like I always say. That guy does not like being talked about on podcasts that's come up before. Really?

Yes. Really? Wow. Because I can't keep my mouth shut. Me neither, man. To him, I will say, real comedians have scurves. Shut up. Stop.

Shut up. You are too much today. Do you remember I Love My Scurvy Wife? No. Is it a thing? Do you remember I Love My Curvy Wife? Yes. I just put the scurvy stuff.

I didn't know if this was a pirate show. i thought maybe you were doing a pair there was a known parody of it but i do love my scurvy wife who's very sick no i think people if you know you know and the people who know are really hooting and hollering right now but it was like a poem a guy wrote about his wife and he had all these pictures of her right yeah and she was curvy and he loved her he loved her for her was more to love that was the last time a man was um nice to a woman on the internet right that's right well everyone tried to kill him that's right they did they tried to castrate his ass how dare you love your wife how would you describe a pirate let's read peg-legged so aaron peavor says i already

answered this in another post oh shit you're getting tagged around quora because you know what a pirate is we should can we ask another question and tag him in oh yeah uh all right new question just wondering what is a pirate and wait we're a shrimp boat captain so they use that one and then tag aaron peevler and get his ass what are pirates like the peeve and then no i don't want to ask your original question and tag the peeve zoom and enhance the peeve all right and I've asked Aaron Peevler. We're going to get some sass on this one. I'm excited.

I'm scared. Another good follow-up question. Do pirates use shields? What? That was unrelated questions on the last page. Oh. Do they? The answers on this are kind of boring. Do pirates use shields? New question. Absolutely,

someone says. Pirates weren't just 18th century Caribbean buccaneers, but Filipino Iban warriors and the Caribs and Greeks and Phoenicians and Arabs and even Barbary Corsairs and Indian and African and Illyrian. The Knights of St. John were pirates. The Vikings were pirates. Pirates used the weapons of their time as what were practical on the sea.

And this goes back to what is a pirate? It's any kind of naval buccaneer. I don't think that's true. I feel like pirates specifically are stealing, they're selling stolen goods. No, you're using Treasure Island to put your pirates It's in a box. I'm just thinking of the word pirate.

You can't say Vikings were pirates. That's insane. Vikings are pirates. They're naval buccaneers. No, that's wrong. We were just on a question that answers this specific issue. I already answered this in another question. If we had read the rest of it, you would know.

I don't think this is right. You would know Vikings are pirates. I don't think Vikings are pirates. I think these people are dumb. Why did you ask the peeve? All right, let's see what the peeve said. The peeve says a pirate is a seagoing robber. they answer to no one spree by definition piracy is armed robbery

spree so the vikings aren't pirates they're fucking vikings dog no they go and they rape and they pillage no no no they're good guys you don't know anything about you've never seen history channels vikings like no i know that they were raping and pillaging but like i feel like it's it's a misnomer to say that they're pirates what you know what you know about vikings they were They're just like a fucking military force. It could fit in a very small longhouse, my friend. They're sexy guys with beards. I've seen it.

Black sails. Sure, they're sexy. Wait, no, that's pirates. Fuck. The women of Europe love them because of their brightly colored garb. But nonetheless, they are pirates. And that's as simple as an answer as one could ask for. There's a whole thing about Captain Phillips on here.

Captain Phillips. SEAL Team 6 got a nice shout out in there. SEAL Team 6 got Captain Phillips? Crossover. SEAL Team 6 expanded universe. I didn't know that that was them. I didn't realize, yeah, that they had more than one mission. Yeah, I knew that those were the two.

Top two missions. And then they disbanded them after that. They're like, fellas, you did it. Everyone write books about this. They claim you killed Osama Bin Laden personally. Go solo. That'd be funny if they all claimed they personally saved Captain Phillips. I was the first one to say that he looks like Tom Cruise.

Tom Hanks. Oh, shit. You fucked. Fuck, fuck, fuck. When I saw him, I told him he was still the captain now. Okay, let's do 5-4. Oh, man. This is a crime question.

All right, just a heads up. Oh, my God. That's tips for them. Shut up. Tips for them. Objection! Okay, a reminder. This is not real.

This is the podcast. you're not being pulled over if you were driving how do i sneak on a cargo ship and survive until i arrive at my destination this cargo ship is going exactly where i want to go to oh you should sneak on there then you have to hide in a box like snake from middle gear solid yeah is there a better answer than going in a box so assuming a ship is like a boat right because if it's an airplane i do know that people often die from trying to hide on like the wheels of an airplane Yeah, you shouldn't go in an airplane. It's too cold.

They will. You get crushed. It happens a lot. It happens a lot? Yeah. Not a lot, but more than every single day. It happens every day. 100 people die every day for trying to get on the wheel of an airplane.

Jeremy wishes he was a pilot so bad. That's right. You want to crush people so bad. That's why he looks down at the sea and it's facts. Welcome to Quarters Podcast. We're going to be looking at the weather report today. You sound like Obama. Hot.

I'm going to be clear Obama was kind of a pilot wasn't he he was sort of the captain yeah he was the captain of America for eight years I'm the captain now that's right that's pretty good

my fellow Americans look at me because I'm the captain now this is fun who's that guy who's famous for doing impressions now Matt Friend That's really lame. Yeah, you guys are my Matt friends.

Yeah, that's right. We're all Matt friends here. You're my best Matt friends. I think a lot of people sneaking on cargo ships are dying because of lack of air, which we always forget about the oxygen aspect of being in places. Do not forget about that. Bring an oxygen tank. My first thought.

Become delirious. My first thought. Sneaking into a boat is that you might get stuck in there like in that season of Dexter where they find all the girls in the container. I don't know about that at all. They found a lot of girls in a season of The Wire. That's what I was thinking of, The Wire. Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

And Dexter, I think he's in a shipping container and there's a bunch of blood in it. He's a captain who only captains other captains. That's what Dexter's about. He has many things he is not a captain. What's a knife if not a boat? You're trying to make Dexter confusing when it's one of the most thrilling television shows

ever put on air. Never seen it. Never seen Dexter. Never seen Forrest Gump. Never seen the footage. You know what I've never seen? From NYU and 9-11. Claire has put her glasses all the way down for this one.

I've never seen Schindler's List. Oh. I just realized the other day someone was talking about it. What about Jeremy made you think of that? Dude, it's awesome. I'm just thinking about things I've never seen. I wasn't thinking about Jeremy in any particular way. These are the kinds of Twitter comments he gets every day.

I would love to see Schindler's List play out with Jeremy. That's right. Which, by the way, is fictional. It's not real. He could have saved more. Schindler's List is pretty good. I guess, fictionally, he could not have saved more. Yeah, it's cool.

I like the thing they do where it's black and white, but some of it's red. Yeah, they're like, look at this one girl. She's red. That's honestly fire. Yeah, it's like Sin City, but about the Holocaust. Yeah, my two favorite movies are Sin City and Schindler's List. Sin City. And I hear what you're saying.

Isn't it the same movie twice? There's subtle differences. Anyway, people are mad as hell about this question. Really? Yeah. There's an answer by Roy Jarek, who is a former Merchant Marine officer. It was a lot easier in the general cargo days because there were more hiding places. and if you picked your moment, you could walk up the gangplank

with the stevedores working the ship and get to your hiding place. Shut up, man. However, back then there were a lot more people on the ship who would be more likely to catch you, and more people were moving around the ship at sea at night, which made getting food and water difficult. My first trip on my license as third mate in the Austral Patriot, we had to make a mid-ocean rendezvous with the African Dawn.

These are all household names. they'd captured a stowaway after sailing for new york from lagos nigeria he had managed to hide out for four days before someone spotted him stealing food in the officer's mess in the middle of the night the next day the old man turned all hands too and swept the ship from bow to stern they found him in a nest he had made for himself under the floor plates in the shaft alley but can i just pause for a second and say this has all of the naval terms i've been looking for this whole episode i know it took me 45 minutes to get here surely there's better names for things that you could have in a boat well no it's the there were the floor plates under the shaft alley okay a

place seldom visited when the ship is underway they dragged him out put him in the brig and transferred him to us by lifeboat we put him in our brig and turned him over to the nigerian coast guard when we got to lagos wow most beautiful story ever told so i guess to answer don't hide in the floor plates in the shaft alley. Right, from bow to stern. Or actually, really just don't get caught in the officer's mess. You need to pay no food. Oh, you'll be caught in an officer's mess.

I think they'll probably chop off your hand and replace it with a hook. Yeah, I think that is generally what happens. The old man. The old man is the sea itself. The old man, Poseidon, turned all hands to and swept the ship from bow to stern. I thought the old man was like the captain.

No, it's Poseidon, lord of the seas. Old Man Sea, Old Man Ocean. They turned him over to the old man. And the old man turned all hands to and swept. Mom, FaceTime video. Yo, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. I don't want to talk to my mom right now. Why would she do that?

I don't know. I don't want to talk to my mom right now. Oh, no. This is a crazy one. I hope everything's okay. Please. That's Roy Jarek, former Merchant Marine Officer. man oh there's so much more

it's like two more pages we read like a third of it this guy's gotta be on quora plus oh my god okay that's a premium answer ronald jergs merchant marine engineer radio officer retired says uh i worked on a cargo ship for many years these days the ports are secured by fences around the entire ports you have to go to a twic transport worker and identification credential to get through the gate even with the twic i was always asked what ship are you going to at the gate i would tell them and the guard would look at his sheet and the names of crew and roster on each ship and port so it sounds like there's a lot of security now and it's pretty hard to this is hard to do you can't really do it even if you're extra smart you'd still have a good

chance of getting killed wait let's read robert cruz this looks like this is on quora plus read it claire a young lady was standing on the vehicle barricade at the river's edge at deserted and unused pauline street wharf in new orleans watching the water flow downstream toward the gulf of mexico thinking about jumping into the mighty and unfeeling mississippi river and ending her short life of misery alone and ungrieved then she hears a voice behind her and turns around and sees a handsome young seaman wait wait wait i've read this whole thing it's really long and it's like oh no it's just the sailor has sex with her for a long time wait what It's not a true story.

It's like a joke. Oh, it's not real. It's like a long, dirty joke. He tells her she's going to France if she stows away. She has sex with him. And then it's not going to France at all. The captain growls at her. Yeah, he's fucking you, all right?

You're not going to get to Europe on this vessel. This here is the Chalmette Ferry. No shit. True story. Okay. Maybe not completely true. But seriously, you would first have to sneak into the port. And then disguise yourself as a stevedore.

What is a stevedore? I don't care enough to know. Well, guess what, Claire? That's the person who's reloaded. You load the boat. That's what a stevedore. So I said it right, right? Stevedore.

That's my friend, Google AI. The question is from Nicolaj Josefier. I'm a teenager going through and discovering many different parts of life. I want to stay away on the boat. I like all music that sounds good. I like dancing. I like traveling. I like philosophy, love art, and I love socializing with new people.

I know how to speak English and Arabic fluently. I know all about health. Josephine, get off of that boat. His most recent question is, how do the poor, rich, and average view a dollar? What's a dollar to you? There are so many questions like this on Quora. Is it okay to smoke a cigar once a week? Would it affect your health?

Yes. It's a cigar. Why is Journey's Don't Stop Believing so good? That's a really good Quora. That's what the website's for. And then her next question. Is my mom psychic? She was part of a government program that the CIA had run in Iraq and a couple other countries.

She made her veins pop, and one time the lights go out when she broke her tibia. Okay, click on that one. This is the new show. It's Secrets of the CIA in Iraq. Oh, Life at Sea-IA. Oh, good one. Life at CIA. Life at CIA.

John Jermey says, The CIA is known to have done some daft things, so it's just possible that they thought your mom might be psychic. Though, if that's all she achieved, it sounds like U.S. taxpayers were wasting their money. This guy's a Reddit atheist for this guy's mom being psychic. but anyone including your mom who genuinely thinks they have psychic powers should hurry along to the physics lab at their local university for testing not just because it will make them

rich and famous but because it may produce enormous benefits for the human race as a whole they're gonna cut you up if you do that dog you shouldn't do that yeah it's not gonna be rich and famous that wasn't a john jeremy they're gonna fucking slice you up like a pig and and and study all of your parts yeah they're gonna make you a stranger thing they're gonna stranger things your ass. You never should have asked John Jermey about this. This is a requested answer by Nikolai Shionasvir. I think he's a fed.

Okay, go back to the questions page. Okay, this is a good answer. What kind of weapons are needed to deal with modern day pirates? This is an answer by Lirelia Nottington who is a player umpire and committee member. Weapons are not the problem. Most forces possess weapons easily strong enough

to defeat pirates. The problem is the all life is sacred brigade. who claim the pirates are only doing it out of necessity and should be treated as innocent. Watch any of the anti-piracy videos on YouTube. If you could download a car, you wouldn't download a movie. Whether armed guards or the U.S. Navy, they waste thousands of dollars of ammo firing warning shots.

To beat the pirates, the international agreement is needed on piracy that permits shoot to kill against anyone trying to take a ship and summary hanging of pirates captured by the military. So you want to bring back hanging? Yes. Well, the answer is, what is the problem with pirates? And it is not weapons. It is the damn libs who are stopping me from going on a pirate massacre.

That's the ump right there. You're out, pirates. This guy isn't umpired. Did we say that? Yes, we did. He strikes and you're out, pirates. No, the question is, what kind of weapons are needed? What kind of weapons are needed?

The answer is no mercy. A rope. The day of the rope for pirates. it's over for you pirates we're doing race war against pirates this guy says we need thomas jefferson says a president with principles like thomas jefferson or julius caesar who was captured by pirates as a young man and held for ransom oh i didn't know that is that true i've heard that on other podcasts oh wow all right i thought you're not allowed to do that listen to other podcasts yeah wait a second well i've cheated okay i thought

it would influence my style damn head um but anyway as caesar gets free of the pirates and executes them all by crucifixion oh as a boy yeah it's like a young man all right go to the next question how much have we done on this podcast just do just another taste baby i have to call like 20 minutes i know that's why you got to do another oh my god there's so many more i told you we had i had a gold mine here this is more of a it's just a mime they call this a mine all right Do Quinsletown. I'm mine! Oh, the quokka is so good, though.

Okay, do you want to do the quokka? Yeah, we're doing the quokka. These are your man-as-fear and manliness questions. Who would win, a modern pirate ship or a classic pirate ship? Modern pirate ship. Next question. Okay, this is the one where you said, it's so good, I have to do it?

Next question. A classic pirate ship is way older. It wouldn't do as well. Where do pirates spit? On the galley. All over the place, probably. On the stevedore. On Demand Reporter says pirates are renowned for their unruly lifestyle

and likely spat wherever they pleased, be it on deck or overboard, reflecting their casual and indiscriminate habits. However, in pirate lore, the black spot takes center stage. The symbolic mark of judgment or guilt wasn't related to spitting, but rather served as a feared token. Oh, this must have been a different question originally. I thought he was going to say the black spot's tied into spitting. Okay.

Let me look at the question log here. Like they would spit on the black spot? That's what I thought he was saying originally. No, the question has always been, where do pirates spit? Then I don't know why he said that. And this guy, Mark Wajdrol, says, oh, brother. They spit wherever they want. And spit is in quotes, so I guess it could mean,

where does a pirate come, I guess, is what he was answering. Huh. Symbolic markers. All the fellas are so mad today on Quora. I know. There's something in the air. Stop. While their spitting habits might have been carefree,

it's the ominous black spot that truly resonates in the swashbuckling narratives. Agreed. What does that mean? The black spot is a pirate's death, Jeremy. Okay. Graham says, since I've never met one, I can't say. Yes, you can, Graham. Perfect answer.

Graham, they spit all over the place. They're pirates. Use your noggin. Larry Leak says, not into the wind. In fact, no bodily fluid should ever be expelled into the wind. Why not? Because it'll blow back at you, I guess. It's a big mistake.

Have you ever done that? Hawk the loogie, wind blows it back, gets on your face. No, is that happening to you, Claire? Yeah. My high school friends used to drunk drive a lot, and one of them peed out the window. Or actually, they peed in a bag. Oh.

And then tried to empty the bag out the window, and the back window was open, and it all went in their friend's face. That's not real. It is real. That's fucking crazy. These are terrible people. That's nasty. Dude, Boston, it shouldn't exist.

It's so strong ever since that horrible parade we had. Did you guys ever have that friend who could, like, let spit sort of dangle from their mouth and then they'd suck it back up again? That shit pissed me off. I didn't like that. Clean that up. Why does that piss you off?

It's gross. It's gross. It's gross shit. Act like you've been there before. Keep that in your mouth. Grow up. I could say that I had a booger on this podcast. I thought we were cutting that.

I don't know how you would. It was probably on there for like 10 minutes. How big was it, Jeremy? It was pretty fucking big. Yeah, it scared Jeremy. I was like, I know that Alex is going to go to the bathroom after this and go, God damn it! I've seen it happen before.

I'm glad you told me, but I'm not going to act like I've never had a booger because I had one. You've had boogers on this podcast, and I feel like it pisses you off. I have one every day of my life because I'm always crying. Well, remember when you could kind of see me peeing in the background because of the reflection in there? True. We did cut that out.

All we have to do is just show any other camera, and you can't really see it. That's true. So everyone makes mistakes sometimes. Spittoons. We should bring spittoons back. All right, let's end on Quinsletown here. This is really good.

Okay. These are your Hollywood questions here in Quinsletown. Clary, if you like this song, it sounds like home, I bet to you. Sweet sounds of home. Is Finding Nemo real? Whoa. That's the question. I think it's definitively not real, right?

There's no answers, so I can't say. The movie is a real film that came out, actually. Yeah, the movie's real. It's not too good to be real. I saw it, bitch. Hey, it's like Breaking Bad in here now. Mr. White Nemo Is Nemo real Mr. White

He's crying The clown fish They change genders Jesse Jesse It's time to watch Finding Nemo Jesse is trying to change genders His mom is his dad It's hard raising a daughter by yourself

Yeah the clown that's what they do That's always what people talk about with Finding Nemo Technically Nemo would become a girl And he'd have sex with his dad or some shit like that Do people always talk about that? I've never heard anyone talk about that. People always talk about that. You walk outside the street, 10 minutes,

someone will tell you about how Nemo would be fucking his own dad. What I usually hear is, Dory's so funny, what a powerful film. I thought you were going to say, Dory's so fine. Well, Dory, I feel like if you were going to sexualize one character in that movie, I could see Dory being kind of a young woman. You're unable to see a beautiful male clownfish as handsome. I see Dory, and I'm looking her up and down, and it's mostly her head. What a powerful film, by the way.

It's 100% real. So many Nemo questions on the side here. It's really interesting. What would happen if Nemo was real? What is the meaning of Finding Nemo? What is the real story behind Finding Nemo? What would it be? What could even be close to the real story behind Finding Nemo?

There was a real fish who was lost. And he went to the aquarium, but he got out? I don't think that happened ever. Whoa, look at that one. That's a funny looking octopus. It wasn't even an aquarium. It was a dentist's office. It just seemed that way because they're so small.

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