Quorators - Love War w/ Megan Bitchell

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the top reasons why wives cheat on their husbands? Has my husband asked for a second wife? ust wondering if any ladies would be interested in a 42 year old who has been oppressed by ex girlfriend and her goons last 11 years finally got rid off her and here single with last part of my love life hurt? --- Follow Megan on the web @ https://linktr.ee/meganbitchell Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

well here's the thing is there's no scenario where claire is going to see megan no matter how we do this totally can i wave to megan at least can you turn stop waving at her i'm not gonna tell her you're waving i don't want i see your hand you're not okay see you know hi each other yeah i'm like a dog i start barking at their reflection this has been a breach i think that's me i go oh my god another woman we all look alike for sure hey Megan do you know Mango yeah you can't have a

Domingo I got yelled at for not knowing this okay this should be in the show this is where it starts now but Jeremy doesn't know Mango it pissed me off what is this I think we can't just talk we did a whole hour discussing this character on SNL from the

90s yes no not Domingo it's this is too new for Alex he doesn't know the new SNL characters. You mean Domingo? No. As in you can't have a Domingo. Okay, this is a character

from SNL in the 90s where it was what if there was a gay guy? Oh, a classic character. And now, Chris Kattan. And the confusion here is that Alex, I think,

doesn't know about the new SNL character, Domingo. They're recycling. Who is, what if there was a hot guy? Okay, this has to be in. And his whole thing

is just that he's like having sex with another guy's wife. So this is like a new version of a Domingo? No, this is unrelated. This is like, what if a Spanish guy fucked? Yeah. But that's like the same idea. Yeah, this one also he sings Hot to Go.

Consider that. Yeah, okay, but have they considered it going to the Roxbury? Let's think of some new ideas. Well, yeah, that's that. I don't know. Let's do the podcast. I guess we'll play the song

I guess we'll do the podcast It's Quarators Quarators And with the sound of the robot You're back again On the Quarators podcast America's premier Quora-based podcast

After 50 years of laughs We return now we got a we got the snl 50 image up it's stuck in my brain but anyway uh we're so happy to see you here and come sit on my lap and uh what what is that because i'm daddy now and uh we we have uh all the hosts are here we have jeremy and alex and claire full roll call what's going on roll call i wish i had set that up beforehand so there would be like a thing to do here but alas my trumpet my bugle yeah i think what do you do at roll call whether you say roll call and then you

go claire okay and then i do a dance yeah yeah you should do a little dance rapping now uh listener and megan should know that claire did a dance oh good yeah oh oh important to note okay our return guest is here megan vigil is back on the show hello hello megan i i want you to know that i was telling everyone that you're coming on and autocorrect change your name to megan bitches making bitches yeah that's real as fuck it was extremely hard

but I had to explain that like I wasn't being cool that's like the name of a woman who's coming coming on I thought

you know the Louis C.K. Cinnabon bit sure I thought it was I tried to recall this and I just said bitch want a Cinnabon which is not the bit at all

he should do that bit I think that would be good he should he should no he shouldn't come back it's too late he's already back that's true

he's like Bloody Mary if you mention his bits three times he returns from isolation oh man but yeah thanks for having me back

oh it's so wonderful to have you I have to stop doing that baby voice I keep doing that fucking baby voice and now that I have a baby I feel like I can really

tap into that character does she sound like that of a sleepy little baby she mostly goes like I'm a baby oh no she doesn't really talk I've met her

she's like six months old here's my impression of the baby ready it's pretty good that's it yeah she's like doing that all the time it kind of sounds like john mulaney interesting well she's got her own she's got her own she has a lot of cocaine she's she's got a problem but we will be getting into that soon well we all have problems in this great world and we'll be tackling those today in our ongoing war series now you've noticed that we are doing the show on Zoom again as part of Season 6

Quarriors Cyber, where anything can happen on the internet, and Claire is Zooming in from Los Angeles, the city of angels. Claire's gone, actually. Claire walked away. I have to throw away the orange because there's mold in it. There's mold in her orange. Nasty-looking orange.

That's actually the most disgusting orange I've ever seen. You'll have to take my word for it, Megan. But anyway, this is all to say that our episode this week is Love Wars, parentheses, War of the roses right um the matters of the heart displayed here live on the internet through the lens of quora.com now we've all loved and lost in this life i guess that's an undebatable but i i think that um using quora we should be able to get to the

bottom of a few things how to adapt to heartbreak how to emerge into new lenses um how to i'm slowly washing an orange in the background her orange is bad so it's okay the framing is very funny because you could see claire in her kitchen off to the side and uh also just uh how do you move on from the the long abyss and so now that we've done that we've washed our orange it's ready it's It's time to start the show. Is she eating the orange? Claire's going to eat a carrot. It's some sort of like Bugs Bunny-esque.

It's like a long carrot. I wish you could see this. It's the loudest food in the world. I was going to say, I've done a lot of eating on podcasts, but I don't think there's any more egregious choice than big, hard carrot, Bugs Bunny style. I'm moving away from the microphone. Claire's doing like a sort of chocolate rain style carrot eating.

It's the only way to eat a carrot on mic, in my opinion. We all record this all on one track, by the way. We have not figured out how to split that up. Anyway, so we're doing love today. Cool. Does anybody have anything they'd like to say about love before we start? Megan, any thoughts on love? Well, I famously say I love love.

Oh, great. Oh, that was you. You invented that? I invented that, yeah. I also invented 1 Corinthians 1.13 or whatever. Oh, that was you too. Love is patient. Love is kind.

Love is kind. Whoa, you just pulled that out. Love's a watch, let's unwind. Yeah, love does not brag or boast. Where are you guys getting this? The Bible. What? Yeah.

Folks, if you want to hear me read Jeremy the Bible, be sure to listen to this week's Patreon episode on patreon.com slash Quarators. It's happening again, and it keeps happening. Alex keeps tricking me into reading the Bible. I will convert him, and he will be saved. You guys? what's up love is

love so true Claire okay thank you for that that's all I have to say about that I think we're all the same pain cool that we've gotten into and the war of the roses was of course between the Lancasters and the Yorks in England

fucking carrot okay we could start the show here Nick is closing the door because he's the podcast is ruining his life um we've been starting the show by going to different spaces on quora which are like subreddits and there were people of similar minds gather to exchange ideas but now that we're on quarry to cyber on the internet where anything can happen we've been going to whole other websites

with our new feature site of the week site of the week site of the week so the site of the week you found a website called cheaterbuster.com oh wow and this is the ai that catches cheaters yeah you can sick a robot on your spouse not the cheater buster profile this is crazy dating app search so what the fuck is this there's loyalty testing it's all in one um now i was on a few different anonymous straight slash gay slash bi and that's new i like it was like before we could not catch gay guys but now that we've updated the robot we stopped erasing by people the robot now sets up shop in like i don't know nail salons or

something i don't know how does this work so what you do is you give your information to the cheater buster okay and then like a hunting dog it tracks the infidelious to the scene of the crime and it exposes them nude this has apparently been on call her daddy and barstool sports as well i guess great awesome so this is actually we're behind on this we should have gotten into this earlier let's click on learn more here okay um catching a cheater catching a cheater who are you searching for how to catch a cheater on tinder if you've been questioning your spouse's behavior and picking up on red flags that indicate they might be cheating you deserve some answers being stuck with your suspicions just sucks the first step to catching a cheater

is finding evidence how does how does uh ai get involved in this well it makes it easier for you okay tinder's one of the biggest apps cheaters use to find other men and women to hook up with so it's the perfect place to start with your yeah i could have guessed that i thought the thing about you can search for anyone's are cheaters like free spirits who kind of let their love roam as a cheater cheating is like the it's about the love of the game yeah cheating is about how much you actually love the person you're dating really yeah so you so you cheat so you can be happier with them because you know yeah and so you you can feel so guilty about cheating that you're like oh i'm so glad i'm back here yeah it's um they can't catch me here exactly

I haven't done anything bad today. Exactly. Or you cheat and then you pick another problem in the role. Okay. So if you cheat and you realize that you want to get out, actually you pick another problem in the relationship and then you break up. Oh, really smart.

Have you cheated before? Yeah. Uh huh. Do you think you could have been caught by AI? No. The secret is you need to cheat with someone that there's no digital footprint and there's no situation where they would ever encounter the other person. So someone really old, then.

Yeah. It's like an 85-year-old man. Yeah, or 30. Like a 1940s detective. Oh, sure. Would be the idea. I would love to have a gumshoe following me. Yeah.

I'd love to spend one fateful night with a gumshoe. Officer, officer, my husband, I'm just cheating on him. I've been the loneliest for so long. well this is a very interesting perspective now Jeremy and I both buried our high school girlfriends

so we're pretty much we are like baby oh wow and Claire is I cheated in high school oh yeah that's the time to do it that's a good time to do it

the most songs will be written about you yeah oh that's a good point true and Claire is poly or open so that you can't

cheat really I guess you can cheat if you break the rules Claire wait what's she doing she's eating a carrot Oh, totally. That's what that sound is.

Claire, what is solo poly? Solo poly is when you don't have a primary partner and you just sort of fuck other people. It's just like you're just dating. Okay. That's it. Isn't that what a buccaneer does, Claire? That's basically what a buccaneer does,

the pillage, the community. You're sailing the seven seas of pussy? I guess. I don't know about that. Okay. So, yeah, you can cheat in poly, though, because didn't you have a friend who was poly and they both hooked up with the person

that was off limits or something? Not only do I have one... You can cheat. Not only do I have one friend who is as effing cute, I would say every single poly person I know has had some kind of cheating scandal where they're like, I told you Kent was off limits.

Alex's friend was in a poly relationship and they both cheated, and then they went to couples therapy, and then one of them tried to fuck the couples therapist. Well, there was something there. Which is really cool. Well, if there's something there, you can't pass it up. Yeah.

I mean, that's free therapist sex we're talking. Yeah. They can get to the bottom of your nut. Anyway, so this sicks a robot on your girlfriend. And I guess it goes through their receipts, it's saying. Yeah, it goes through, like, your bank account and shit like that. Jesus Christ. By the way, can I think of, like, a better application to, like, get monetary fraud inflicted upon my house than this robot that, like, goes through my bank account?

I wonder how much the AI is even used or if it's just, like, you're giving your bank account info to CheatBuster.com and they're just, like, reading all your shit. You're not going to believe this. I was betrayed by CheatBuster. This, like, kind of suggests that you're looking for someone who you're married to's Tinder. which is like can't you just look on their phone yeah um don't you know what they like just look at their phone i guess my sister and her boyfriend had a shared bank account and they weren't married when i was on quora looking for stuff about cheating it was all just questions of how do i get into my boyfriend's phone i have my boyfriend's phone how do i get into his phone

get a video doorbells is interesting advice that does seem like the future of catching your partner cheating it's just the video do you see strange people oh yeah there it is you say yeah reverse weapons yes oh they run in like this coming into your house yeah yeah weapons those naruto running into your home and in uh reverse weapons which is the mailman comes into your house and plows your wife interesting you think you'd cheat with your mailman well yes i think that house is a really hot mailman i have no uh good looking mailman when i see one and based on what i've seen in porn it's usually some kind of delivery based professional that's true fine and check their photocard what should we search for a name yeah you can do that yeah i could type in

alexander thomas patak apparently okay fine is that your middle name yes it's my father's first name okay i'm searching alex alex how old are you i'm 34 i don't like where this is what is your gender all right put in male okay all right where might they at last have used tinder new york city say that say laugh town usa say the great white way it's not a place and we can pick wat in north carolina i can i can bleep this if you don't want me to say but could i put in park slope yeah sure you don't even have to bleep it i'm moving baby all right that's true you're moving you're moving yeah so sunny los angeles just kidding i'm moving in with you claire what do What does it look like?

Come on. Yeah, by this point, I'm going to find all of my stuff. All right, well, so upload that picture of me from Champions. How many fucking pictures? This is how many pictures you need for Tinder. They're just going to make a fake Tinder profile. Yeah. I feel like we're kind of planting the seeds of me getting in trouble later.

I'm just going to do three of the same one. My wife is going to find my Tinder profile from a gag. I don't want to go through all your pictures. I don't know what these are. This is Scarface. Okay, great. Helpful. Well, it's not going to be able to find me.

I think this might be Claire. That's Claire. Okay, great. Me and Claire look a little similar. I think. Okay. It's me, Al Pacino, and Claire. I had to add your hand.

Okay, let's get results. Sign up. This is bullshit, dude. This is fake. I'm not dedicated enough to the cheating robot. No, if it's good enough for Call Her Daddy, it's good enough for us. well call her daddy's probably constantly dealing with cheating do you think now i'm going to say

something maybe controversial do you think they paid to have an ad on call her daddy that is how i think they actually are associated it's the least controversial thing anyone's ever said on the podcast she probably said oh i love the cheater buster but i think it was for money i don't think she organically said okay the ai actually is very funny the ai analyzes who your partner follows on instagram and decides if they're problematic oh you should see if i'm problematic oh how do i do that i'm putting one of y'all that's following me's handle and see if all right jeremy is putting in jeremy handle uh so i don't i think it's gonna make us like an account though yeah it's really locked up here's like a chastity belt of information

well that's annoying i would love to see if uh you are a red flag it's like only fans models and how many? Ex-lovers and red flags. I would love to know who the red flags are. That's the girl who did the huge gangbang.

Oh! I thought it was Hawk, too. It's not. Alex has face blindness. Imagine Hawk, too, would be one of the red flags. Yeah. Red flag,

she's spitting on it. Thirsty subscribers, ex-girlfriends. This seems like stuff Gooner Club. Is your boyfriend in a Gooner Club? Micro cheating

isn't harmless. Following three plus red flags account has been linked to a 47 drop in relationship satisfaction i would love to know if i'm in one of those accounts i know fucking narc robot are you in the gooner club i would love to know would you be offended if you're in the gooner club i would be honored right that does seem like an honor it's like i will ruin your relationship if you follow me on instagram yeah sorry i had too many skits in high school or no in college um there's this girl in my office i walked into the office and this girl was crying and i was like oh my god what's wrong i'm not gonna say

her name and then um you don't have to oh yeah but i was i almost did that was for me that was me telling me myself not to say her name but um she was crying i was like oh what's wrong she's like my boyfriend's following sluts on instagram i was like oh i'm sorry that sucks you should tell him to whatever and then like a month later it was she was talking about me i do remember megan there was a guy who was canceled on twitter for being creepy and then somebody found that he had messaged he had tweeted at you like a thousand times the guy with the community yeah that's the one picture yeah he that was um same thing happened or that lawyer guy who just yes yes um that's crazy yeah yeah everyone's replying to me you know what and it was soldier

collects ears on the battlefield i got yeah that's kind of like your profile was so clearly like i am 20 yes no that guy was replying to every single one of my tweets or because you know that guy the community profile guy it all went down because there was the thing that was like you could see who your most replied to account was and you could do it to strangers accounts and it was all girls that's so funny he also his thing was that he apparently would message women and say like hey what's your address i want to send you a gift the gift card the birthday cards i totally forgot about that oh my god did you get one yes i oh he asked me to send me when i was like oh i'll get back to you why would you ever and i and no no victim blaming here but like why

you would open yourself up to a lot of curses and supernatural giving this guy your your address you don't even know what he looks like you think he's jeff winger yeah yeah no what was his what was his profile what was his name i don't remember his name i just remember him as the jeff winger guy yeah he has some silly it's really hard when somebody just has a picture of a tv show or another guy like there's that one guy uh with the the basketball play with alan iverson as his picture and everybody's like that's adam friedland oh adam friedland had this for a while too and even though i know who that is and i've met him before it was like this is alan iverson saying like just my mind's eye does not picture the real person anymore yeah yeah anyway uh well i guess

Maybe one day we'll find out if you're in the Gooner Club. Damn. It's too bad. I'm not sure if I can recommend Cheater Buster or not. It just seems like something that you could get done yourself, which is how a lot of AI is. Yeah, you could just do this stuff. Why don't you go be a super sleuth by yourself,

find out if your boyfriend is following Megan. Yeah, yeah. Wait, affiliates. Affiliates. Wait, affiliates? Cheater Buster affiliate has moved to Clipping.io. What does that mean? Expose cheaters and earn money.

Oh. So I guess this is like you could do it for them. That's a Sondpiker. It's a Sondpiker. It's blurred. It does look like it. Our face blindness one and blind. We should read Quora, I guess.

Yeah, at some point we should go on Quora. The theme today is love. Yay. Yay. It's the war of the roses. What are the top reasons why wives cheat on their husbands? So this isn't like a hilarious question, but I did have a lot of juicy answers,

so I thought it'd be a good place to start. Do we have any thoughts on this before we begin? What are the top reasons why wives cheat? Why wives cheat on husbands? I think it's because they're not invited to enough TCG or trading card game events. Interesting. And the husband's going out alone to all these trading events.

Did you get a second carrot, or is this the same one? It's just one big carrot. It's so big. I just thought you finished it. Anyway, yeah, if you're not including them in your hobbies, they're probably just going to go get digmatized across America. Yeah, well, that's a women's hobby is to cheat. Yeah.

And men do real things like collect cards and trade the cards. And they trade them as well. What is a group of men if not a bunch of cards for a wife to collect? Ain't that the truth? That's a really good one. Let women enjoy things. cheating is funko pops for women yeah exactly damn that's true actually uh so the top comment is a woman explaining her divorce name's chapel roan

it is of course quora so her full name is actually on it is helen chapel we can find out where she lives but um there's another answer in here from a guy who's like i am the other man for uh many women across america and let me tell you my side of the story um she also is a poster to noted anti-vax um sub-chorus stuff women have to deal with which isn't actually anti-vax but we said it and then they got mad at us for that right uh should we read this comment is this good this is going to be it's like a bit specific and it's also just like a long candid thing about like respect is the cornerstone of relationship love i think the answer one i was looking for was steve Most of the married women I had sex with in the distant past.

All right, let's read this one. Megan, would you like to read it? Most of the married women I had sex with in the distant past said their husbands took them for granted. They liked their husbands, did not want to leave them, and said they were good providers, fathers, and men. However, they did not make them feel desirable as women anymore. They did not make them feel sexy or try to seduce them

as they did during the courtship. Wow. You've got to seduce your wife. Anyway, Steve just gets in there and gets freaky with them. Now, how big would you guess Steve's mustache is if you're listening? He does have a huge mustache. If you answered anything other than gold prospector level mustache. Wait, so he's cheating too because he's been married for 50 years.

Married for 50 years, gifted combat vet. So you think he has to be cheating? Well, wait. What's up? Is he lying? Wait. He's not lying. He's fucking.

You think that he is? You're saying that he's lying because he must be cheating on his wife to be married that long? Yes, so he's also cheating. I would like to read more of his answer because it gets kind of nasty. I just want to be clear real quick. He's collecting knives and other weapons. He is a jock and not a nerd, he says.

Damn. I attended school slash classes for gifted students but was more interested in girls and sports. Hello. Yeah, he was a decorated Vietnam vet. So I do think that is important. And he lives in Manhattan. Lived in Manhattan.

Oh, yes, you're right. Let me just make clear, I'm not one of those nerd Vietnam vets. I killed a lot of people athletically. i don't know who goku is i never called down airstrikes you're lost steve okay goku is pretty cool back to how steve was dealing with these ladies um others were just plain bored with the same sex over and over again and simply wanted different sexual experiences or better ones i tended to attract the wives who wanted sexually dominant men who made them do the things they

wanted to do but felt that it was inappropriate to do with their husbands who may think less of them for doing them basically they had an image of a wife and mother and felt it would be weird to step out of the bedroom still be viewed the same way after they did all the sorts of kinky things most wives would never dream of doing okay so this guy is fucking people's like he's like cucking guys is that what he's doing yeah well he's going and doing all the freaky things that you a husband would disrespect his wife if she knew that she was like he's like getting like dog leashes and stuff he's giving women penis and vagina orgasms for the first time their first piv orgasm they couldn't have those before all veterans i assume he has a big 10 gallon hat for

these um the bottom i'm just gonna read the end of it some say that a woman needs two men a good husband and a good sex partner and rarely are they found in the same guy steve this is 115 of votes because he's Mr. Nasty Man. Is that a lot on Quora? Yes, it is. It's pretty good. The numbers on Quora are lower than other websites. Now, you guys married your high school girlfriends.

Yeah, I hate Steve. We did do that, yeah. I do not let Steve in my house. Are you afraid of Steve right now? He's scaring the shit out of me. Are you intimidated? I'm glad he moved out of Manhattan. If I see any Vietnam veteran, I attack them.

First of all, I do that thing where I spit on them while wearing my hippie leather vest with no shirt open. You know what I'm talking about? So, like, right when they get off the boat, and that way they know where I stand. Anti-war. I just think I don't think I could do the whole cuckold thing because I have, like, a main character syndrome or whatever.

It's got to be me. It's got to be him. It's interesting because I think the cuckold thing is kind of... Okay, so if you're a cuck who likes to watch, you still are the dominant one in the situation. You're the mastermind. I own this girl and I'm letting her step out I have a friend who's into cuckolding

And he says this to me all the time And I do not believe him I think it's kind of You gotta tent your fingers He keeps being like actually I'm the most powerful man alive Because other guys fuck my girlfriend It's not adding up It lets you sexually be Wilson Fisk

From Daredevil Falling right into my plan i wanted you to fuck my wife vanessa i agree it is the guy being like this is my dog that i'm letting someone else play with i'm at the dog park so it's like yeah the power structure is all wackadoo that was like there was a big era on tumblr where girls thought if you let guys choke you it meant you were in charge and it was like girl no he just wants to choke you yeah that's a I actually have a whole new joke about this that I will be working on at an open mic

tonight. Oh, exciting. Do you want to run it by us or no? You want to save it? No, I would save it. I can tell you I've regretted every time I've said a joke onto a podcast. Yeah, it makes me feel really dumb. It's a classic trick. And I wrote that. I sat down and I wrote that down.

More about Steve. He's also an author. Cool. wait is he really uh i am a co-author oh and had articles published in various magazines i'd love to read this guy's phone i'm in knife i'm in wife fucking magazine what are his questions like what would you do with 100 billion dollars it gives a shit shut up steve he's got like boring like uh like thought experiment questions stay don't give my wife a penis and vagina orgasm is anyone else aware that we've become a nation where the presidency can be bought What's this next question?

Do you realize that women were considered as property by the writers of the Holy Bible and the statement about not coveting thy neighbor's wife also referred to his livestock and other property and had nothing to do with having an affair? This guy loves cheating. You're right. You nailed it, Megan. It's his hobby. It's kind of his big thing is he likes having sex with other people's wives.

Cheater recognizes cheater. So if you went on Cheater Buster and looked for Steve, they would be like, yeah, I have a lot to work with. Yeah, he's busting in cheaters. He's actually written essays on how much he loves cheating that have been published in New York Magazine. Is this guy dead? He hasn't posted in a while.

Yeah, he hasn't posted in two years. He's probably dead. He's probably dead. He's not on Quora anymore. Sadly, I think men cannot love women. Am I right? Yeah, that was the question he answered. He said, next week is the 50th anniversary of my marriage

to the woman I've loved since the day I saw her. We were engaged two weeks after we met. i've given her anything she wants and things she could never thought about probably piv is he gonna mention all the cheating he's been yeah i don't really understand because he's not he didn't say he was cheating he said that he was fucking cheaters right but he's been married the whole time so unless he's open which i can't imagine steve being open unless it's like a polygamous uh mormon style situation where it's just like my wife has no say in me doing this Maybe.

Well, I don't know. Shout out to Steve. Should we read more answers from this or move on to another question? Let's move on to the next question. Okay. Oh, there's a lot of questions. Here's another one. Just wondering if any ladies would be interested in a 42-year-old who has been oppressed by

ex-girlfriend and her goons last 11 years, finally got rid of her, and here's single with last part of my love life hurt. Oh. Yeah, sure. All right, we got one. This isn't relationship and dating support. And we can't upvote it or anything, so I guess... Oh, no one responded?

Should we chime in? Why don't you answer and say Claire is interested? Hold on, hold on, hold on. There was one answer... By Kai Couple. Yeah, but it's deleted, so we'll never know. It's by Juana Ochoa. Oh, cool name.

Okay, what do you want me to answer, Claire? Yeah, say Claire is interested. No, don't do her full name. Just say Claire is interested, you psycho. Claire is interested and not my wife Claire, the other Claire. Right. Just so they are clear. Not my wife Claire.

Okay. My wife is named Claire. That leaves a little puzzle for him to solve. Yeah, he'll figure that out. Right, that's up to him. He'll solve that. I hope I get an email about this soon. We can see his email.

If you're interested in writing about this, email me at AntonioJavier7 at iCloud.com. This website's wild. it's not even in the bio it's just written he's putting it everywhere seen some people say have pen willing to travel or talk to write a story well if anyone is interested in writing about the life of someone who has been oppressed by organized crime in california email me and then his email this reminds me of something you guys would like i was on the uh write a prisoner website have you been on this yes yeah um everyone with funny bios on the

write a prisoner website child rapist really well if you look at who has been forced out of the New York comedy

scene a few of those it's all coming together you know maybe they become funny because they have to survive in the

yard yeah yeah they have to be like I didn't do it I'm not the toughest guy here I actually did all

the bunch of kids but if you give me a funny cane watch what I can do i think they're like buster keaton style yeah comedians there was this one i was because i was kind of like trying to find my mama boyfriend on the prisoner website wow um because i was like i don't know how old there's a story here but um there was one one of the bios was like uh i've been cheated by every woman in my life but that's why i'm in here looked it up completely murdered

a lady oh my god wow did your mother end up going out with him no there was no one good enough to No one's good enough for her. But these are all people in there for like life, right? Some of them were like, I'm getting out soon. Sure, okay. Got it. Damn. Well, if you just leave your mother's contact information

maybe on a like exit survey. Yeah. They can find her when they leave. Yeah, that'd be nice. Meet cute. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know I'd run into you here, Megan's mom. At the Hobby Lobby that you go to frequently.

It says you love the store. it's just Martin Shkreli or whatever remember that woman fell in love with him what if Martin Shkreli was your dad

Martin Shkreli what if Martin Shkreli was your dad I would be like what's Wu-Tang oh yeah he has that album Wu-Tang made a

special gold album okay we should do another question Martin Shkreli had a kid had a kid which is crazy because he's

sending a lot of Twitter e-girls money yeah he's sending all of us really not me because I I clowned on him

a lot of us a lot of us i stopped taking money from individual men because they they sort of get scary about it right i could see that being a slippery slope yeah they get they get weird at you um if it's a gift card it's one thing yeah but but when you get your cash app in your bio and some guys just send you 500 for no reason you have to you got to stop it because they expect things from you right well they may be funneling the money away oh from their girlfriends they're cheating on right yeah that does sound stressful to feel like you owe someone anything cheater buster will find them what's up claire my cash app i guess i would in my cash app name would just be like i owe you

nothing yeah so just to get it to get the point across well because there's there's guys that are really about it well the guys that are actually into fin dom will send you money and not expect anything because that's what i want and then the ones that are not about it or they freak out on you when you don't do anything back and i don't engage any of that anymore because it just became too much i was like yeah well that's how you get murdered yes yeah yes that's also only true pay pigs yes yes it's also scary because um on only fans girls have people that like reply as them right these guys and these girls have no earthly idea what the people are applying are saying to these guys that is scary and i've been like someone used to write a horror movie where a guy

just shows up as like the one of the guys has been talking talking to the girl forever because I'm pretty sure all these guys think they have relationships with these girls. Yeah, it's just like another guy. Yeah, or like an AI bot that they trained. The fin dom thing seems like the jackpot if it's real, but I imagine it's not quite. I imagine, though, you have to instigate the domination. It can't just be like they find you and are like,

I'd like to send you $500. No, they find you. They find you. But once they initiate, don't you have to be like, okay, worm, I need new shoes. You don't do anything? That seems easy enough. Well, you can say if you want money from them,

and you'd be like, I need this. I hate you. And they'd send you the money. You're a little worm. You're Earthworm Jim to me. Dope as fuck. When it works out, it works out. But when it's scary, it's really scary.

Why don't you Google Earthworm Jim? Because that's you. This is you doing fin-dom. If anyone wants to be called Earthworm Jim, you can send Alex money. What's in that space suit? Well, there's just an arthropod wiggling around. We need to move on.

How does he fill out the limbs, you wonder? I don't know. It's not really clear based on the game. Okay. Why would my boyfriend bust a nut on my ex-boyfriend's T-shirt, then accuse me of cheating and start an argument? What does this mean? A mystery is afoot.

Why would my boyfriend bust a nut? Why would my boyfriend bust a nut? On my ex-boyfriend's T-shirt, then accuse me of cheating. So, okay, the way that dogs work is they'll often pee on something to claim ownership of it. So I could see to a boyfriend a nut is pee, And so they might bust on an old boyfriend's shirt to say to claim ownership of the shirt. But the cheating thing is, I think, brought from insecurity and I was almost unrelated to the whole thing.

I think also like a dog, maybe this guy forgot that he busted a nut on just a random T-shirt that was on the ground and then found it like the next day. I was like, what the fuck? This isn't my T-shirt or my nut. I thought it was a girl's shirt, which made him straight. he posted on a guy's shirt which makes him gay so he's backing out of being gay by accusing her of cheating it's for his own safety

plans within plans plans within plans why are you busting on her shirt I guess is there really a more alpha move though than making the ex-boyfriend's shirt your new cum shirt well here's a question was she wearing the shirt well cause it's probably a cool shirt

yeah it's probably a cool shirt that she stole from her ex-boyfriend it's probably like made of spiders web If my wife ever left me, she'd have a whole wardrobe of my clothes. Well, wouldn't that be cool? If the shirt was made of spider web? Yeah, like a Mithril shirt. Alex is 34, and he had a baby. Spiders were big when I was young.

So he's like full dad mode. Okay, let's say your girlfriend has a Mithril shirt that protects her from daggers and goblins' blades. Wait, is this your baby's first Halloween? Yes. Yeah, I guess so. Put that bitch in a pumpkin costume. Yeah. I don't have to do anything.

I don't want to do. Every time I go into a Party City or Spirit Halloween, I start sobbing at the baby Halloween costumes. I think they're the cutest things in the world. There's not too many circular costumes outside of Pumpkin. I guess we could do Christmas ornaments. Winnie the Pooh is really good. Oh, my.

I have to have a baby tomorrow. Imagine it's a girl Winnie the Pooh. What would the world think up next? Tweety Bird. There's so many little baby costumes. There are so many little guys. I think you should dress your baby up as Claire, okay, for Halloween. Just give her glasses or what?

Yeah. Just give her glasses and a goofy wig. Claire, if you had a cartoon costume, like if you were a cartoon character, how would they draw you? What would you be wearing? I would look like basically Spinelli from Recess. Cool. Are you familiar? Yes, yes.

I only know recess because they had trailers for it from some DVD the trailers were about a whole show I think you should dress your baby up like the apple that Eve ate in the garden of Eden smart ass baby

apple knowledge baby college baby's gotta be a book college baby knows all about you could dress up as a snake Oh, maybe I'll be Snake from Metal Gear. The baby could be a basketball, and you could be a basketball player. You know what's really messed up is I'm going to a bachelor party on Halloween, so I'm only going to be there for a little bit.

I'm going to a wedding next Halloween. And it's Jerry's birthday. I'm so mad about it. If you're listening, I'm not, and actually, it's really cool. Wedding on Halloween, and it's your birthday? Yeah, my birthday's on Halloween. Hat on a hat, if you ask me. I know.

I would not go to a Halloween wedding. I know, right? on a saturday it's my saturday halloween again if you're listening it's not it's totally cool and congratulations they probably got a crazy discount on the venue maybe yeah i know someone who got married on 9-11 for the discount i used to work weddings um and every every bad day you can think of people have weddings on christmas because that's crazy cheaper and it's like that actually but like then people think if you're very christian that would make sense to me but No, you take it away from Jesus.

If you get married on Christmas, you take it away from Jesus. The nice thing about 9-11 is that you can save the date, and then it says 9-11. Yeah, and your picture can be you guys as the towers, and you're holding hands. There you go. And then if anyone objects, they're being a terrorist, and your rings can be from the— Get them. Yeah, yeah. Seize them.

Yeah, and they can even give out box cutters. Oh, yeah. to cut the cake the cake is just like a pilot and you cut it with the box cutters did i ever tell you about uh when i went when i was like 13 years old post 9-11 and i was at a public library and you know how people were doing crazy stuff on public library computers uh-huh back in the day I walked past this guy, and he was online buying bulk box cutters. Whoa. On 9-11?

Should I tell somebody about this? Probably teach his art. He has a lot of boxes to cut. He just, yeah. He's probably planning the new 9-11. Or it was a prop for the Saw movie. Yeah. I actually think if you're a prop for the Saw movie.

The thing is, if you're committing a crime, you really only need one box cutter, usually. Yeah, that's the thing, right? This is probably a completely innocent ordeal. Unless you have a team of guys. And they don't want good weapons. If you have a team, if you can put a team together, you can get more than a box cutter. Absolutely. You guys should pool your resources to get one gun.

Get an Uzi. Get one 3D printer, print a gun. I'm going to go back to reading this cum question. Please. What's the question again? So, again, the question is, why would my boyfriend bust a nut on my ex-boyfriend's T-shirt then accuse me of cheating and starting an argument? Okay.

I'm sorry, and start an argument. Read this comment from Anonymous from six years ago. Anonymous, who is kind of like a black and white spy versus spy character from the end. Yeah, sure. To mark his territory and prove he's better in the bedroom and better at life in general. Her new man jizzed all over that T-shirt because he knew that she still had an attachment to him and wanted to see how she would react. Timing is key.

And even if she got the offensive provong in his mind that she still loved him, and perhaps her reaction was more of a demonstration of opening a wound that she was healing, and his manipulative idea backfired terribly because she loves her man to the moon and back. But her man, she means the X, though, doesn't it? I don't know. Which one's her man?

Coming in my girlfriend's pussy to mark my territory. Yeah, PIV. To be safe. Okay, I'm going to read the rest because there's a little more. His plan was both clever but also terribly stupid and didn't prove anything other than cause a right on her trust for him reserther that. His trust in her.

Ha ha funny. No offense. No offense. I'm voting right, none taken. This is from six years ago. Just send him, I want him to know. Okay. Okay, great.

I wanted to see who asked this question. I have to go to the question. Hey. Whoa, wait. This question was edited by Quora Content Review. originally the question was what who does my dog think he is wait what the original question was who does my dog think it is which was changed to why does my boyfriend bust a nut on my ex-boyfriend's t-shirt i think like originally it was the first one and then sophie rose changed it to who does

my dog think he wait is this like a troll who created this question to get answers and then change the question to who does my dog think he is so the answers would look silly. And then Quora was like, nice try. Let's go to Sophie Rose. This is a real instigator. Sophie Rose, 30 years of experience with life, love, death, and setbacks. Lives in the San

Francisco Bay Area. Relatively young Quora user. Not retired. Was not in the Vietnam War. Her other question is, when will I become the person I want to be? Can we see if she's edited that one too? Yeah, one of the edits.

Sophie. When will dog become my dog? Doesn't seem like it. That's just the original one. I don't know what story there is there, but Sophie's a liar, man. She also gave Ted answers. Okay.

I mean, there's the thing about her as a troll is she only is posting two questions, so there's really not that much malarkey to take note of here. I guess she had one unpleasant experience with the Quora moderation bot and then just left the website and was like, I'm going to go on TikTok and tell people

not to get a vaccine. Maybe she got frustrated with her boyfriend and she decided to describe him as a dog. Oh, so it was kind of a shot at him. Maybe that's what it is. Woof, woof. Who does my dog think he is?

Who does my dog think he is is a great question. Well, I'll follow her in case she asks another question one day. okay it's been six years she's in the bay area if you ever want to say hi yeah great let's go to the next question yeah there's not really any other answers there has my husband asked for a second wife has my husband asked for a second wife did we read this one no i have no idea what it even means uh timothy hollingsworth says here's your sign which is one uh comedy thing if your husband asked you if he can marry another woman and still be your husband you might be a redneck

This man is doing the entire blue-collar comedy tour on your ass. Whoa. That's crazy. That's only from like two months ago. And he works at the NSA. So it's an aura mormon. Aura mormon. That rocks.

It's all rocks. Okay, go down, Tim. I've never seen Timothy spelled that way. Timothy. Oh, yeah. T-I-M-A-T-H-O. It's like he misspelled his own name. Timothy Hollingsworth, and he's got a mullet, and he's got a mustache.

Now, this is a traditional Quora user. He has a PhD. In social psychology and astrophysics. Parentheses, college major. This is one of the few users not from the School of Hard Knocks. Oh, he's fucking mean, dude. Someone said, why do we repeat the same relationships? He said, because it's a fucking comfort zone, you dumbass.

Hey, you're a doctor. Stop talking that way to me. How many pints of blood have you donated in your life? Zero. Damn, dude. He's just eviscerating people on Quora. Someone said, what should a single man do if he falls in love with another man's wife? And he says, jack off.

She's not yours. So he disagrees with Steve. He's sort of the anti-Steve. How do you block this stupid website and keep it the fuck off your phone? He asked in January. These are all recent additions. He was unable to do it. It didn't work for him.

Yeah, he was back in March. so i think he's mostly here for the answers he's not really a questions guy putin how big of a dog does it take to shit 300 pounds and who is cleaning it up what is ah the mistaken letter j where do i begin what would jose do or is that jesus jesus christ was a homeless guy that shook the dust off from a sin off of his sandal whenever refused lodging for even a night let alone a month you pay for that in jesus as our resident catholic what does that mean um well i understand like the diss he's throwing at jesus because he's born in a manger and he's kind of manger shaming him i don't i don't know what the j part is about he's being the riddler yeah he's kind of leading

us a breadcrumb trail here also the first question is about it's i assume to vladimir putin I do love the idea of Batman fighting Quorra-style the Riddler. Where he's just like, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. And the Riddler's like, ah, the mistaken letter J. Where do I even begin? I'm showering with my stepsister. The Putin thing. I'm really into the idea of Vladimir Putin spending time on Quorra.

he's like in the middle of keeping russia together and fighting a war and is like i i just need to unwind somewhere he's reading jordan peterson answers what do i think about cheating maybe the sand thing from his sandal has to do with how jesus carries you and there's only one set of footprints he loves to do that right well it's because he's one sandal yeah And there was only one sandal. He was hopping on one foot. He can fly. He has flight powers.

Jesus? Yeah. He can fly? He comes back from the dead. He does everything. Does he immediately get sucked back up to heaven when he comes back? Yeah, how does that work, Alex? When he comes back.

So he dies, and his father has forsaken him, and why? Which is what he says on that cross, as we all remember. And then he's in his tomb, and everyone's like, damn, rip to the god. and then he comes back three days later and then kind of just like rubs it in everyone's face and then he disappears. And then he legit dies? Yeah, what does he do after that?

I think he just floats on up. What does Jesus do next? I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure he just kind of like... Why did he leave us? You know how Obi-Wan Kenobi develops the ability to appear as a force ghost? I think it's kind of like that.

There was a pizza place in my childhood town that had what I thought was a really cool Obi-Wan Kenobi statue my entire life and then I went back as an adult and I was like, that's Jesus.

That's awesome. And I thought it was like the coolest, I was like, this pizza place rocks, it's got Star Wars. Jewish child confused by statue.

Wait, there's this statue in Massachusetts that looks like a kid having sex with a turtle. Whoa. Turtle boy. Yes,

it's in Worcester. Yeah. Yeah. It's called Turtle Boy. I love how much Turtle Boy has come up in my life. Turtle boy.

So this is in the center of town. It's a statue that's supposed to be a boy riding a turtle. But he's like fucking a turtle? It looks like he's just out there doming the turtle. Why is he doing this? They should have made the turtle big. This is the turtle's first

PIV orgasm. Doing things his husband would never respect. Can I say something I'm not, or that I am kind of scared to ask? Sure. Yes. Turtle sex. um i do they do they in is there insertion or do they just come on the eggs i think oh i think they come on the eggs haven't you ever seen that video of them having sex and this crazy sounds they make

no no not turtles i feel like there's no good way to look this up in a quick manner but i know i think we could look it up real quick because it sounds really funny jeremy do your best how do i do okay turtle if we don't even have an example of a video to find this may not be possible to do. Turtle sex diagram, Google image. Turtle funny sound sex. Okay, I'm looking up weird sound. Weirdest sound,

it says. How does a turtle sound during sex? Turtle sex extreme parentheses, very funny noise. Must watch. This has 6,000 views. Ever wondered how turtles and tortoises get down to business in the wild? Oh, yes. Prepare to be amazed

as we dive deep into their world of mating rituals. I'm going to pay money to know. All right, all right, all right. You're going to skip to the funny sound. Wait, there you go. Okay, it was worth it. While some larger tortoises are notorious for their loud mating call.

A hundred percent worth it. That's awesome. So they do it like the kid. That's kind of like what I'd be doing up there. They do it like Turtle Boy. didn't you say that your wife told you to stop doing funny voices during sex yes well i was doing all kinds of turtle based sounds i used to disassociate during sex so i would sing like theme songs oh wow well to be annoying and to like kind of like pretend like i i wasn't actively

having sex because i had problems other than it was like who doesn't this guy i was seeing was like can you stop doing the spongebob spongebob's an annoying one i gotta say no it was really the theme song or were you theme song i was there was i was like so annoying if you if you're doing like dallas or like a good song then i think people get into it a lyric a lyric list one yeah yeah the lyrics are what's holding you back i guess that makes sense that makes sense yeah did you change the lyrics to this theme song no i was just trying to go to be sure yeah yeah i was being so annoying i am sorry that is very like annoying high school girlfriend move this was two years ago oh never mind i thought you said it was when you were younger yeah two years ago

she was two years younger yeah she was only 43 years old yeah um my only contribution to the turtle discussion is i know snakes have a hemai penis and so they actually do have full insertion that way. It's like two revolving lock keys and they kind of snap in together. Who is this? Who does this? Snakes. Snakes. And this is because they ate from the apple? Right. It's because

they chose the tree of knowledge over the tree of life and they purposely misled God's greatest creation, man. There was two trees? Well, I don't know if it's... I think it's the same tree and two different kinds of fruit. I don't know. Unclear on that. How can one tree have two different kinds of fruit? So much Bible

lore to get into for the episode. Your answer's on, has husband asked for a second wife? Has my husband asked for a second wife? This answer, I'm sorry, but I don't know your husband, nor do I think people here do either. You might know if he asked you for a divorce.

That's David, son of Elohim. He has a website. Should we go on this guy's website? Yeah. DrDavidBean. Yeah, .wixsite.com. There's a lot of doctors showing up. Doctor of Divinity in da Bible. Yo! That's one of the most powerful kinds of doctor.

I'm going to his website. Oh. Do you have a God? Who is your God? What is his slash her slash their name? The God's pronouns. Can you find your God in the Bible? What verses?

And then it's just a bunch of like, this is just a lot of God stuff. God, here they them. Alpha and Omega. The English spelling. This is nothing. This is nothing. You got to get off DrDavidBean.wix site. I'm a gifted child.

I'm gifted in a special way. The creator of the universe has adopted me as their child. We're reading his choral bio now, to be clear. He lives in Columbia. Wait, he's a Bible-ian. Whoa. He's a Bib-lian. I am a Bib-lian, meaning I believe the Bible,

and I accept the following four verses as literal. Check it. Gen 1-1. Those are all from the first chapter. Yeah, come on, man. You're a fake fan. Lazy. It's a good chapter, guys, honestly.

It's kind of the foundation. This is too long. I'm weaving your page. Yeah, we will do Holy War 3 another week. Probably next week. Who's to say when? Let's just say there were a lot of crusades. We're running low on time here, Alex.

Do you have a specific question that you would like to read, and then we will do our final segment? I wanted to do so many. Okay, hold on. The girls are ganging up on me. Yeah, do the girls are ganging up on anyone. This is in the Quokker. Yes.

These are questions for boys. These girls are ganging up on me and trying to get me into trouble for sexual harassment or something that I never do. What can I do so I don't get into a lot of trouble? Okay, so all the fellas are cooking on this one. What can I do?

These girls are game. All of them. This is written by Bill Cosby or something. One of my biggest problems with women is how much they lie about stuff. This guy, Matthew Proud, says, document everything you are doing. Document everything they are doing

by keeping documentation. You can establish a pattern. Me proving I'm not doing sexual assault by using a body cam to film having sex without her knowledge. I hide my badge number. Just being like, I got accused of sexual assault or whatever. Do you post like a montage of all the women you have sex with being like, I consent. Wrong, wrong. I filmed you without your knowledge.

I consent to this. Sexual harassment report. Here's you singing the SpongeBob song. that was that was i had sex with my best friend when i moved here this this is my friend ethan who i was too funny comedian yes yes very funny guy and we um uh when he he told me this like a year after we met that the first time he went into my apartment he consciously thought wow i'm never gonna see this place again and then he became my best friend wow and that's what happens when you sing the Spongebob song during sex.

That's like Seinfeld or something. Yeah, we're kind of a Jerry and Elaine thing. Jerry and Elaine scenario. I wish my name was Elaine. Yeah, you're kind of a Spongebob-Sandy scenario. Spongebob does fuck Sandy before the series starts. It's part of the show is that him and Sandy

have a very physical relationship. Spongebob have a penis? Oh, yeah. There's that famous meme where he's pulling down his pants and you can see the end of it. Yeah, it's like a Sprite can. interesting the end of it

I would not fuck Spongebob come on now not because well I think he's a child right where is this fucking thing

well he has a job this is like a popular image you see a lot I'm gonna be honest I've never seen this image you've never seen

this I've never seen people post this all the time showing everyone his favorite image being like we all see this

all the time this is famous so this is like a photoshop you made no this is a photo I took I'm my friend spongebob i like that they made spongebob like vascular like you can see his cum gutters

i probably closed this before someone outside sees it on the window please but definitely leave the tab up just in case i want it later great okay can we do one more question yes okay uh outside of the these girls are ganging up on me and there's nothing really to it should we look at what he if he's asked another question like I'm going to jail now or no? This is from Wicked Vortex. Oh, yeah.

I mean, first of all, if your name is... Only one question. If your name is Wicked Vortex, you did it, first of all. His name is Wicked Vortex. His name is Wicked Vortex. His picture are two monster trucks

jumping over each other. In flames. In front of an explosion. His only question is women are lying about me being a serial sexual abuser. I didn't know that he was... I was supposed to read it

in a Boston accent. It's time for our write-in listener segment, which we do every week, please write in your Quora-style questions to Quorators at gmail.com for our famous segment, Is That Okay?

Is that okay? Do you have one you want to read? There's some men. Just do the top one. Okay. It literally says, please don't dox me. Well, we're editing that out.

Okay. Here's the question. Hello. When you're playing video games and somebody decides to use their gamer words to or at you, what is the best way to respond? Thank you. The best way to respond to gamer words.

Okay, this usually means like a racial slur, right? Right. It's not necessarily that you're being called like a circling or, you know, or a... Yeah, Claire, riff a gamer word. Or a... Q-bert. Oh, you got this. Or a Q-Bert or a...

Don't help her. Number muncher. Yeah, or a Donkey Kong. There you go. You damn Donkey Kong. Damn dirty ape. Don't swing your arm around like that on me. Did you say Q-Bert already?

Yeah, we said Q-Bert. I know it's one of the most famous video games, but... Is that true? Yeah, Q-Bert. You don't think it's one of the most famous? Pac-Man. Pac-Man's definitely more famous than Q-Bert. Q-Bert is cuter, though.

Wrong. You don't think so? You don't think Q-Bert's cute with his little nose? I like baby Pac-Man more. Baby Pac-Man. All right, Jeremy's now Googling baby Pac-Man. It's just a picture of Pac-Man pulling out his dick. You really want a baby, huh?

I really do. I really do. Oh, my gosh. You just got to go get one. They're great. I know. I love having a baby. Baby dressed as Pac-Man.

Yeah, baby. You can dress him up whatever you like. You're totally in charge of the clothes. Sometimes I look at the way she's dressed or something, of like well that's wrong she should clean that or fix it or whatever and i'm like oh i have to do that because she has no will or uh your baby yeah yeah yeah fix that she likes i'll be like you got some schmutz there and i'll be like oh i gotta get it she's not gonna get it i gotta just they don't care that's kind of how i feel whenever i'm actively eating something and they're like

you have sauce on your face so i'm not done eating yeah right wipe my face yeah i am baby Put the choo-choo train in my mouth. Here comes the airplane. It's your spoon in my mouth. Does that answer your question about the gamer words? No, let's do our best. Okay, what do you do when somebody calls you, what, like a racial swore when you're playing a video game?

I am going to take the helm here as I... Although, Megan, do you play a lot of video games? I play Fortnite a lot. Oh, so this is probably happening to you. I play a strategy game. strategy lobbies are like the home of nazism on the strategy do you mean like civ or uh there's a game i play called mechabellum that's like a robot war and it is full of the worst people in the world uh but they're they know the best robot strategies uh cool you could be megazord in

fortnight how do you think about that i like that a lot because i'm a big fan of the megazord In Fortnite, so in my normal go-to-day-to-day gaming life, I would usually ignore or maybe just completely change the topic when someone is being so antisocial and rude to me. But in a big game like Fortnite where there's like 60 players in a lobby, I'm not sure that you have that same option. Well, in Fortnite, I purposely always have the girliest-looking character possible. Then I just do the hot-to-go dance on them.

Oh, that's smart. That's smart. Because it's like, I don't know. Which is just spelling, right? Yeah. H-O-T-T. I've only seen women in real life do it in bars. I've never seen the video or anything.

I don't even think she does it in the music video. I think it was invented. It's like a fan dance. It would be gauche if YMCA, they invented that in the music video. Come on, y'all. Make the letters. Yeah, yeah. We're doing the letters, y'all.

I think that's probably one of the least inspired type of dances for a song, right? Right. A bit on the nose, huh? like we're already spelling it yeah young men's christian association you go there for sex yeah very funny village people um wait you know that what's up sorry you know that like fran lebowitz thing that's like everyone who was cool died of aids yeah did she say that yes yes and she was like all the losers are still around because they weren't going out and fucking right It's like, I don't know.

I think it depends. You mean because the village people are still here? Well, yeah. I actually don't know if any of them died. The village people? There's like nine of them. I'm sure they dropped a few of them. Let's have the cop one on this show.

Just the police officer? Just ask him law enforcement questions for an hour. Don't even acknowledge he's in a band. If I'm speeding and I cross state lines, Whose jurisdiction does that fall under? That's a really good idea, Claire. Okay, well, that's going to have to be it for the call-in segment. Thank you so much for doing that.

Please send us more questions. And that is the show. Megan, thank you so much for coming back. Thanks for having me. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? Megan Bichel on basically everything. Yeah. I don't have anything to plug yet.

Not quite yet. I got stuff I'm working on, but nothing to plug yet. Just wait in the wings for now, my beloved. And don't tweet at Megan more than anyone else. No, just do it. Find another person who you've tweeted at more. Yeah. Donald Trump or I don't know.

Yeah, anytime you're going to tweet at Megan, instead tweet at Donald Trump. But tweet the same things. Tweet the same thing you would have said. Especially if you're like extremely horny when you're doing it. Yeah, what's your address? can i send you money mr president he's like 1600 pen like it's the big hotel big hotel in your hometown uh folks jeff winger jeff winger he's not at a very good college is he

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