Quorators - Lust and Luxury w/ Whitley Watson
Episode Date: March 31, 2025COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH OR ELSE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz expl...ore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the signs that your therapist is developing feelings for you? Does cheating with a twin flame or breaking up a family create karma that you have to pay for later? Or is this karma absolved by twin flame love? Whom should I choose, my love or my very cruel parents? --- Check out Whitley @ https://www.whitleywatson.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
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We want to see you live reading Quoros.
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There's a baby movie night at Nighthawk where they're like,
bring your baby into the movie theater.
That actually sounds awesome.
That's what I thought, and then I was like,
they're all going to be yelling.
Screaming babies?
yeah
I feel like
that would be
like a psychedelic
awesome time
like everyone's there
everyone's baby
screaming
and then no one's
mad at you
for bringing your baby
because everybody
how old
are you supposed to bring
that's the idea
because your baby
is not old enough
to know what movies
are yet
but they like
colors and sounds
you're just showing
them like 2001
a space odyssey
that's the idea
is they don't see
the movie
because they can't
see that far away
yeah
yeah we show them
gladiator pretty much
exactly
cool
we show them
the one with Denzel
where you're like, oh, I thought he was going to be in it a little bit,
but actually the whole thing is Denzel.
He's in it a lot.
He is?
He's pretty much the whole gladiator, actually.
He's actually like the only good part of it.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
I can watch him for hours.
Is that a Denzel impression?
It wasn't, but that's what I think Denzel sounds like.
I can watch him for hours.
I don't know what you think.
You ever get wet?
Alex hasn't slept a week, is that right, Alex?
No, I'm not going to talk today.
That's for the best.
Well, this is, can you hear yet?
Yeah, I can hear now.
That's great.
This is Quora Raiders Podcast.
Quora Raiders.
Hello, beloved.
Ew.
I don't like that.
You're back again with the Quora Raiders Podcast,
america's premier quora-based podcast god is good god is good he has a plan we are your hosts alex
and claire and jeremy we're here another week online on time just playing jp we got a fun
guest for you today all the way from new york city the big apple why don't you take a bite
we here we got comedian whitley watson whitley hello god is good god is good all the time all
the time god is good key somebody well i heard on my way here on my lift ride that i just shouldn't
have taken the guy the driver um speak on it the driver took a phone call with his i guess partner
okay let's say and uh he goes is everything okay it's on speaker i can hear everything she goes
yeah no i'm at the doctor i have great news he goes what's the news yes she goes i got i got
the appointment i'm i'm up next god is good whoa he goes okay great call me back that seems like
big news organ transplant that's what i'm thinking as well yeah kidney i i don't know it felt more
like abortion god is good he's gonna smite a baby a type of organ yeah transplanting it into the
garbage yeah i guess you could say that god does not want another member of our family
he is intervening but i'm like what could she be getting an appointment for last minute that
she was worried she couldn't get an appointment for optometry maybe i can't see god it's good
god it's good god it's good maybe you got those glasses that you could see color with
Oh, new glasses.
Colorblind person glasses?
Colorblind glasses.
You ever see those videos?
They let you be a pilot?
No.
It's like a thing from like 10 years ago.
There'd be these viral videos where someone would give them a gift and they're colorblind glasses.
Glasses are people who are colorblind.
They'd go, whoa, the grass is a color.
Usually they'd be returning from war and they'd see their dog at the same time.
I've never seen my dog in color.
Oh, you're gray like I thought.
you're still gray i actually wasn't missing much specifically with you
but other things your mouth is red but your body's still gray the bone was white
color black people think white is different i thought it was green
that poor dog he's jealous he can't see it it's so pathetic well um i don't remember what we do
here but i'm pretty sure it's read the internet so uh whitley have you been on quora before
Yeah, I've been on Quora.
I'm a big internet addict type person,
so whenever I get on Quora,
that's a red flag to me that I'm not in a good space.
What's your number one website?
I mean, it's really cycled through over the years.
It's been Reddit.
It's been a Myers-Briggs forum
that I spend a lot of time on.
Your number one website.
Yeah, I love just finding, like,
what is the worst person that could give me advice
about any subject and then just dive
into that.
I just think you take the test
every day. Look at that.
N-J again.
Right back
where I belong.
Well, that's wonderful.
I think Quora is a good indicator
that it's time to stop being on
the internet if you end up there by accident.
If you end up there on purpose, then your day has just
begun, much like mine today.
It's interesting because I don't feel like it's as
politically aligned as any other website
it's like fully
it's 10 years back
yeah
they're like just getting
like you know
like shave half your head
culture
yes
kind of thing
like put on a haircut
I have no idea
what you're talking about
oh you mean like
Macklemore
Macklemore did it
or like
the show
about the dragons
I think
there was like a woman
Game of Thrones
no no no
the cartoon
Vikings
oh Vikings
oh
yup
yup
people who would watch
and or like and or like be into vikings in some way big quarters i think yeah um it's a great
place uh to learn about vikings and viking culture i wish that was our theme today but it is not
what is it alex we're gonna have a week where we just do history channels vikings for an hour
because i have a lot to say about it they take slaves and they're characters you love um so
So just for a fun little detail, maybe this is doxing myself, but yesterday I found out
that the apartment upstairs is up for rent, and they're in and out.
Oh my God, everyone's going to know.
In and out.
All day, people were in and out looking at this apartment.
I'm just imagining people being like, oh, I could see myself living here, and they're
just here under the floor.
They own slaves!
And you like that.
Well, the slaves are Christians, and so they deserve it for worshiping one God.
and that's why that lie by the way that's why there are no beautiful english women left as
they all went to sweden and norway because they were kidnapped on boats for being christian
if you if you sleep deprive alex he becomes like a white supremacist return guy
i'm racist against the english again this week's theme is lust and luxury
wow exciting okay hit the space of the week button uh we're gonna start with our space
the week whitley quora has spaces that are a bit like subreddits and uh they're worse uh this is
our space of the week space of the week this is a great space i really like it i support it it's
called men can wear leggings all caps on all caps on i like uh i already like the contributors
Adam Pringle
Leggings and compression tights
Fanatic
Jonathan Tess says
I'm a guy
I wear leggings
And nobody cares
Been there
Done that
First of all
Leggings worn
Can I ask you guys a question
Do you think men can wear leggings
Oh yeah
Yeah totally
And should
Yeah
And really should
I'd honestly prefer leggings
Than like grey sweatpants
Where I can see the tip
Of your little penis
That's a feature
Not a bug
I mean all these guys
Are wearing shorts
Over their leggings
which I think is the preferred thing.
He's with runners.
They make it look good.
Honestly, these bad boys?
A man with a nice round ass and a pair of leggings.
Wow.
We went to the gym before I came here with my boyfriend.
He was wearing this outfit.
I think that's cool.
That's actually him in the NASA shirt.
That's him in the NASA shirt.
He works for NASA in kind of a casual way.
When you're a scientist at NASA,
they make you wear that cut-off tee.
Yeah.
Deep V at NASA.
Just so people can see what they're missing up there.
Anyway, Jonathan Test.
What's his deal?
I'm a pretty easygoing, nerdy guy who loves to ride a bicycle long distances.
If you want to get blocked by me on Quora, though, pick one of the following ways and go for it.
Okay, a lot written on this.
Yeah, paragraphs of...
These are the ways to get blocked.
Number one, ask me a question along the lines of, what are some stunning pictures of name of person?
Dude, you're obviously scamming the Quora Partners program.
program and if you really want to see stunning images of that person try a google search
number two ask me a question about guys wearing panties or pantyhose but the first question i'm
going how many people are asking you yeah what are some stunning pictures of name of person and i
will block you for that they're abusing they're abusing the quora partners program is that a
program we should be engaging with i'm guessing that quora partners program is a thing i don't
know if it still exists but i bet at some point they were giving people money for getting a lot
of engagement on questions so people were gaming it by being like what's a nice picture of uh
jennifer lawrence and then people were like i have so many pictures of her and then you know
they made money off of it right that makes the most sense that's what happens on twitter you
know they started giving people money on twitter for engagement and then all of a sudden every
other tweet was like what's a movie where a guy goes crazy yeah what's a time a color made you
scared exactly house isn't that good at it but he's wording i get that i understand there's a
question but i kind of black out in the middle um it helps by the way if you are a poly you can
have multiple partners and so the partners program yeah but they have to be from quora
sort of a cult like quora's doling out who can get married yeah like the lobster yes
is that what the movie was about uh the lobster yeah you have to get you have to match with
someone or you become an animal right right yeah they're not all lobsters uh independent film
okay what's number two to get blocked ask me a question about guys wearing panties or pantyhose
oh no while i wear leggings and spandex that stuff is the bomb it doesn't make a bad game
because he likes to wear it i'm straight thank you very much okay panties and pantyhose are
not my thing and i'm sick and tired of being asked about it the lines people draw i just want to know
where does this guy live
that there's a lot of people
making this association?
He lives in Midwestern USA.
He went to Southern Illinois University.
He lives on Quora, it seems like.
14 million posts.
This man is 49
years old.
He's also a bike guy,
which I think does make you insane.
If you're really into
bicycles, you're also a crazy
person. Have you ever seen Premium Rush?
No.
is that the joseph gordon levin uh joseph gordon levin joseph
you don't know who guy i'm talking about joseph gordon levin is a bike guy in it and he wears a
lot of leggings yeah and i think at that time in that style like 2010s 2013 ish you go to a big
city you wear legging you ride bike fix gear it's a whole lifestyle yeah and now this is what has
become of that trend i used to be in like the bike punk community bike polo community and it is just
like its own lifestyle fix gears and like it's very extreme anarchy patches comics with an x
um yeah it's like a whole sub cultural thing wait do you ever make a zine i have made a zine
I've never felt more alive
I made a zine in high school
and I interviewed Aziz Ansari
for MySpace
Azin Ansari
Was he cool?
He was boring
I said he did that, I don't think I would talk to a high school kid
and I'm not famous
Yeah, well it's questionable why he did
Fair enough
Now what we know
uh it's just very religious talking to you
is he religious god is good all the time yeah i think you know there are people they're asking
about panties because you know there are guys who like to wear panties obviously there are others
and they don't have to be gay no just not my thing i also think there are straight guys who
like to have tight things around their balls and dicks right yeah it's the bomb and it feels good
I would imagine it would feel good.
It's the bomb.
It's basically the bomb.
Yeah, it's the bomb.
Whereas with women, I would actually say it's not the bomb.
Oh.
No.
No, it breeds infection.
Which is a different kind of bomb.
It's kind of a germ bomb.
Germ bomb.
Let me read the final thing to get blocked by this guy.
The last thing you do to get blocked.
violate my sense of decency or my own bnbr policy if you think you're being a dick to me you're
gonna get blocked post indecent to me photos and if comment to one of my answers and your comment
will get deleted and you will get blocked post indecent to me it's fine if you post indecent to
anyone else i think he's saying he decides if it's indecent what is bnbr bread and butter
No.
That's my bread and butter policy.
Maybe you're right.
Come get blacked.
The R stands for the end of butter?
It's something that you pronounce.
Be nice, be respectful.
Beans and butter.
Beans and butter.
Being respectful is nice.
Apparently this is a specific Quora guideline
that we've never interacted with.
Nice, be respectful.
13 years ago.
This guy lives the Quora life.
He does.
He's Jonathan Test.
This feels in line with good gaming and giving.
What's that?
Dan Savage's
I think Dan Savage
came up with it
for how to like
be kinky
but not in a weird way
oh good guy Greg
good guy
I think that's what it is
GGG
bad luck Brian
no it's good giving
good giving
not giving
but it's like game
good and something
I feel like I'm having a stroke
can you look up GGG
over enthusiastic girlfriend
it feels like the same thing
where it's like
if you're making an acronym
with letters
there's too many
perverse people
to be involved with this
in the first place
I look up GGG
and the answer is
it's
The Gennady Golovkin.
The Kazakhstan professional boxer.
That's what you should always be in your sex life is Gennady Gennadyovich.
Good giving and game.
Good giving and game.
He's an animal in the ring.
On field, sometimes they call a good guy Greg.
Good guy Greg is a different thing, Claire.
Is that a different thing?
Yeah, it's a meme of good guy Greg.
Alex doesn't know.
Don't listen to him.
That was like an early, early meme.
There was like a bad guy and then there was a good guy Greg who was like smoking a joint
and it's just like, oh, this guy.
It's like an Elon style meme.
It's like a 2009 meme.
Yeah, he kind of like he smokes weed,
but he doesn't make it his entire personality.
What a good guy.
Says cool story, bro, means it.
Good guy, Greg.
This is a good guy.
This guy rules.
I hope to run into him.
I almost forgot about this guy.
I would never block him on Quora.
No.
Anyways, don't wear panties around him, but.
What is that guy's name?
Asshole Steve or whatever?
Scumbag Steve?
Asshole Steve.
It's been a while.
At least say Asshole Aaron or something.
I remember his name was Steve.
It's from the era of Rage Wolf.
What was that?
All sorts of crazy shit.
We're in a bad place.
Macro images.
Macro images.
Do we have any listeners under the age of 25?
No.
No.
Everyone is 45 years old, and they are relating very strongly to this moment we're having.
Where we remember the crazy faces that you can post.
We're all going to do rage faces after this.
Hey, what if a guy was eating cereal and then he spit it out?
Wait, so if men wore tights under their pants in the late 1700s
and even wore heels in colonial days,
why is it such a stigma now in 2022 when a man chooses to wear
tights and heels today?
And he says, there's a couple of things going on here, dear reader.
And then he goes on.
We don't need to read every single post by this guy
talking about how much he loves wearing tights.
Uh-huh.
Good for you.
It seems fine.
Maybe a little claustrophobic, but...
Could we return to the space for a second?
We spent too much time on Jonathan Test.
I'll say it.
Yeah.
Well, he's one of the admins.
He's no Adam Pringle.
God.
Yeah, how did I not look at Adam Pringle?
Adam Pringle says,
I hold the unpopular opinion that a man can and does wear leggings and compression tights,
but only worn in a modest and dignified way.
The thing about these people is that it makes it so quickly a fetish,
thing when it's like if you wear leggings like go for it why is it your bio like yeah there's
the idea that you're an oppressed population yeah the unpopular opinion no one's thinking
about this who cares if you look like adam pringle when you put on these leggings i think
you change your mind also it's a lifestyle every single one of these pictures they're like running
yeah so it's like everyone thinks you can wear leggings running no one has ever thought that
that's bad they're running away from all the hoes like if you're wearing it like to a wedding that
would be controversial sure or your office by the way don't wear leggings to a wedding
see they're oppressed if you're a man you wear a here's top hat tails pirate sword
that's what you wear to wear and brinkle also only answer questions about like yeah it's bizarre
i bet they have like a compression fetish that's what i'm saying yeah like the people who get into
get wrapped in plastic
and have some level of that.
That's a whole thing.
You only feel weird about it
because you are getting off.
You're trying to get ahead
of it or something. One person
said something once and you're just
the most sensitive pussy I've ever
met in my life, Adam Pringle.
I don't think we should lash out at Adam Pringle.
He's just a modny.
The reason I imagine that in
Christmas cartoon stop motion
where you're like, Adam Pringle.
I put Claire calling Adam Pringle a pussy with a big head.
Adam Pringle, you're a pussy.
Adam Pringle at least has the sense to not put what state he lives in on his credentials.
He's like, I'm on Earth.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm wearing leggings.
Wherever you see leggings, I'm there.
Whenever you saw a legging, that's me.
Active in one space.
That's right.
He knows about leggings, compression apparel, spandex, compression leggings, cycling.
Lycra.
It seems like an active account, too, I might add.
What is Lycra?
It's a material.
It's a type of fabric.
It's like an awesome material.
Okay.
Makes your balls feel good.
Are there any questions on the legging space?
There's a lot, but they're just like,
what type of leggings are best for working out?
Are there more pros or cons to wearing leggings?
Lululemon makes some great leggings.
There's a whole bunch of rules.
Wow, look at this.
Look at this rule.
No discussion about fetishes, skirts, pantyhose, nudity,
underwear choices, or talking of feeling sexy
are permitted in this space.
This is a space for men!
This page is about confident men
who are willing to put aside their fragile masculinity
for the freedom to wear the most comfortable pair of pants ever
in a way that is respectful and helpful to others.
I like the little pocket that you put AirPods in.
What is going on in this space?
They're being fragile by being so defensive.
Yeah, they're like, we're not about being fragile,
but if you mention pantyhose in the sub whatsoever,
we will fucking kill you.
Honestly, just wear your shorts if this is how you're going to end.
Not gay.
By the way, we're straight guys.
No room for gay guys who like leggings.
I mean, it's one thing to be like, it doesn't make you gay, but also don't be like, there are lots of gay guys who wear leggings.
No, it makes you straight to wear leggings.
It's the straightest thing you could do.
It traps the pussy.
I wonder if these men know that they're on this forum's header.
The models?
Oh, sure.
I'm sure they'd love it.
They're models.
They're cool, handsome men.
I think this is enough of this space
And that's enough of that
Let's do Quora romance
The theme is lust and luxury
These are our romance questions
Live from Quora.com
Let's pull that up
What's our first question, Jeremy?
What are the signs that your therapist is developing feelings for you?
Does that ever happen to you?
I've only had like
Old timey men
therapists oh sure they can wear leggings and like you they can't do both they can't do both
do you know rachel millman sounds familiar comedian rachel millman uh she uh also went
to this therapist and eventually did leave because he wouldn't stop being like honey you got your
whole life ahead of you so beautiful wow so i think maybe she could answer this question but
I could not answer it, although I did, I think, recommend him to her.
I'm not going to call her up.
I feel like there are a lot of stories about therapists
manipulating their client into falling in love with them or something.
I believe that.
Because therapists are crazy, too.
This singer from Evanescence, I think, ended up marrying her therapist.
Really?
She forced him to marry her therapist.
Wake me up.
That's really all I know about them.
From this great story.
You know, you're a goss, so first off, stop doing that.
marry me stop being goth
this is the manipulation
he's doing
stop hanging out with crows all the time
I bought you this pink t-shirt
you're a pretty girl
stop being goth
stop inviting those yelling guys
over to your house
his voice is scary
his voice is so pretty
you're paying him and he's just like
you're being so weird
i i don't i hope this doesn't offend any listeners but i think every therapist i know is a little
insane oh yeah i don't think i know any like straight up normal therapists yeah because
they they're trying to figure out what's wrong with their brain yeah that's right and then by
telling you what's that they're all just doing little experiments well they've cracked the human
mind and it's driven them mad i don't think therapy is a bad thing i just think for whatever
reason people who do it are who who do become therapists or i draw her i think they're sick
goes and a threat to the community i think you have to be willing like you know there's a lot
of people who are just like therapy isn't real and the brain is fine and there are no feelings
so you have to not be that person right so you have to already kind of accept the idea of like
what if the brain is freaky yeah yeah you have to go the other way with it and be extra freaky
i've started uh buying books that are made like written for therapists i read them so that i can
do my own therapy to myself.
Cut out the middleman.
I listen to a lot of psychology podcasts
and that really helps.
And then I have thought, should I just quit comedy
and become a therapist?
And I'm crazy. You get to talk.
They let you talk as much as you want.
Someone told me like this week
that the guy from Grizzly Bear,
the singer from Grizzly Bear became a therapist.
Oh, cool.
Isn't that weird?
That's the song. Imagine your therapist
playing all those crazy sounds.
I don't know.
It's just weird.
I feel like he'd already have the wardrobe.
Yeah.
Cardigans.
And you know what?
I never got into that scene
because the whole time I was like,
this guy looks like a therapist.
He'd look like a therapist.
I don't want to be involved in that.
Why don't you hang out with a crow
in an empty building with P.O.D.
and then you can talk to me.
I've met a comedian recently
who I knew as a comedian
who wasn't that funny.
Nice.
And then I found out
that they became a therapist.
And I go,
Good.
That makes sense.
I would love to.
It is good.
No.
Okay.
But it's like.
But here's his full name.
I had a big falling out with a comedian friend of mine who became a therapist.
Really?
Yeah.
Is he analyzing you?
Not a good idea.
Would not go to that guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right?
Not well.
All right.
It's weird when you meet, when you know a doctor or something, you're like, you live
crazy.
Doctors live crazy.
Yeah.
I feel like we've been answering the question backwards though, which is when does your
therapists develop feelings for you or what it's signed uh i was thinking of you developing feelings
for therapists that must happen all the time because i think transference oh yeah sure because
therapists listen to people right and i think that's actually like what a lot of people just
want romantically and so they're just like i'm in love with this old man now i mean i've heard
i know people who have fallen in love with therapists yeah that's a classic bartender
whatever situation where it's like wow this person i'm paying to listen to me i suddenly love them
They always have whiskey when I want it.
This person seems to really like me.
Or Hot Priest.
Sopranos.
Every plot of the Sopranos can happen in real life.
That's true.
Do we have any good answers?
I mean, this first one is incredible.
This one is technically answering a slightly different one.
My therapist told me point blank.
We stopped the therapy and we got into a relationship.
We also both left our partners.
however be careful what you wish for or who you fall for because my therapist turned out to be a
completely different person in real life he was amazing in the sessions i felt safe with him
cared for listened to i respected and admired him and then i grew to love him however once we got
into a relationship i actually got to see him beyond just one hour a week and boy was he a
completely different person i didn't recognize him who could have seen yeah it is an ego spot
that recognize i think it's crazy that they it's like you were only seeing him one hour a week and
then you broke up with your partner you know i mean there was no interim phase where you were
like hanging out more at least double your sessions but also anglo spotted anglo spotted
you're from england admitted they say i became his emotional support and boy did he need a lot
of it he had mood swings like a pendulum and was an emotional basket case i initially tried
supporting him but his anger issues were too much to bear became abusive and i felt trapped
therapists like many people and things in life are not what they seem yeah they're trained to put on
a front remember if something's or someone seems too good to be true it probably is oh baby thanks
wario i love the idea of a therapist who uh convinces their their patient to leave their
spouse and date them and they're like turn out that was a bad guy yeah not a good dude in the
end can i just say that like no one else would be capable of spitting more game than a doctorate
of love which i think is what you get to become a therapist to be clear about what i'm saying
i think i have so much like medical uh paranoia and i feel like my therapist is even nice to me
i get very suspicious yeah uh well maybe you should explore that well that's the thing you
can't do it because you can't trust the therapist because you're messing with your brain that's why
That's why you need the books.
Yeah, that's why I need the books.
Just read the books.
It's the same thing.
Yeah, flip the script.
All right, the question's by Anonymous.
Yeah, so we can't figure out
if they're going to ask another question
about how to please your therapist sexually.
There's a lot of answers here.
Everyone's just giving stories like,
well, my therapist dated me.
Okay, let's move on to the next question,
but what an erotic beginning.
Does cheating with a twin flame
or breaking up a family create karma
that you have to pay for later?
Or is this karma
absolved by twin flame love?
Twin flame love.
Twin flame love.
Again, for those listening,
twin flames are
like people who believe
that they have a soulmate
on like a psychic level
with another person.
Even if they don't care,
even if they're married,
you must be their soulmate
and they have to...
And it's also,
it's one of those things
where people are like,
by the way,
my twin flame is
Justin Timberlake.
Or Michael Jackson.
Yeah, it's...
Mine is George Bush.
I won't stop until I'm with George Bush.
My twin flame is George Bush, unfortunately.
George Bush Senior.
I'm his Laura Bush.
He's not the real Laura Bush.
Get out of the fucking way.
That bitch.
I like that this is legalistic while also being completely insane.
You know what I mean?
Like, what are the technical...
Twin flame here.
Reading the small print of twin flame law.
I imagine this is someone who wants to,
who believes
their twin flame
has a
like a family
yeah
but it's like
well
if twin flame
you know
is a soulmate
from God
essentially
then it's good
it's fine
it works out
it trumps family
you just hadn't
met me yet
yeah
your kids are
you know
they'll have to
deal with it
but
God said
that we're in love
you invaded Iraq
looking for me
I was right here
all along
my initials
O
I
L
i always think that's so funny okay um let's go the answers because in questions like these you
want to go right to the community uh this is first of all great answer here uh claire another
claire says thanks for the ask selena i'll be brutally truthful here but yes i honestly believe
that it does indeed create a karma and no it's not absolved by twin flame love yeah and we can't
forget that ultimately each individual has their own free will to act in whatever ways they want
to and actions have consequences good or bad i just like thanks for the ask do you agree i agree
with that i agree that it's not absolved by twin flame love i think you're asking too much yeah
come on i don't think it's absolved but sometimes i think that's just uh how it goes not that i
would do it but i've in i have like experience with people where somebody in the family would
ever cheated with somebody else but then they're together 10 years later and so it's just like well
What are you going to do?
Be mad forever?
I don't know.
I'm not leaving.
I love this TV.
Yeah, love is love.
Yeah.
Ultimately, love is love.
Why do I love this TV?
Oh, because they didn't leave for the twin flame.
They stayed with the family.
I'm not going to lie.
I thought you were talking about the twin flame was your TV.
No, no, no, no.
I was saying in this example, I look forward to cutting this whole thing out.
because whitley was saying that people who don't leave uh their families after they cheat and they
stay with them that this person is too comfortable to leave and so it might be a humorous situation
if they said well i'm very comfortable with my tv and i have all my favorite shows here
but i regret saying it now more than anything i've ever done in my entire life i like the imagery for
sure yeah and so when you're story building just know there are repercussions and there
It's wrong to do it.
Everyone's saying it creates karma.
Nobody's defending Selena.
It definitely creates karma.
I've never heard the expression creates karma.
Karma is negative points that...
Oh, you're going to be paying that karma.
I want to try to see this person's profile
and see if their twin flame is someone famous or not.
I like when they are in love with a famous person.
Who do you think it is?
Who do I think it is?
I mean, their twin flame.
Their famous twin flame.
Lance Armstrong
I think it's Lance Armstrong
Oh it's Susan
It's not Selena at all
Yeah what the fuck
She's asked 21 questions
Does God keep expanding forever
Good question
Where does the need to be loved come from
Does being a therapist take a psychic toll on you
Is your Airbnb losing business
During the coronavirus pandemic
Talk about psychic toll
I feel like God is expanding
And taking the value from my Airbnb
This feels like a medieval alchemist
person like all their questions are about spiritual matter i really like what is a good
full-time job for an introvert that's just a great question well they know that it's probably
being a librarian so they're asking if that's cool which doctor it is best for a small bean
how do you do it it sounds like she's a therapist i can't find anything else about the i still think
she's career searching what does an epidemiologist do what it kind of sounds like she has a phd
Anyway, I hope you find out.
Did she delete the question about-
I don't think that was her question.
I think you clicked the wrong thing.
It says it was added by Susan Min and not Selena,
who is maybe the singer Selena?
Maybe Selena asked the question and Susan found it.
I don't know.
This website is so bad, dude.
That's enough of this question.
Yeah, I'm sick of it.
Here's another one.
Whom should I choose, my love or my very cruel parents?
That one seems tough.
A classic.
I think you've got to go with parents.
Yeah, parents rock.
They made you and they can unmake you.
Yeah, but they're very cruel.
Also, there's more of them.
There's two.
It takes two.
It takes two to be my parents.
They buy you pizza.
Ooh.
They take you to Burger King.
They're likely to have more money,
although you can marry into more money than your parents have,
and then you should, I guess, just go with the one with more money.
Okay, this is asked by Yash Ranjan Mahapatra,
and he's asking a lot of questions
about because he wants to marry
a Dalit girl but his parents are not
accepting of that. He's a general man.
Can a general man marry a Dalit girl?
Also he is 14 years old.
And he's 14 years old.
That's cute. Do you think a general
man is like someone in the army
or it's like a regular man?
Haunting picture by the way.
It's a baby. It's a regular old guy.
It looks like the boy from
The Grudge.
this might be a deity this is definitely a baby deity well it's the grudge god
stop saying the baby deity is the grudge god i think it's a damn grudge god not good don't go
in the shower his hands gonna come out of your head how because they both get cursed
i like the idea that if he is 14 that the parents are neither cruel and the girl is not in love with
him this is sort of like a total invention of a teenage mind yeah a lot of these questions are
my parents that won't let me go to the movies or katherine who is completely in love with me but i
have not talked to uh procreate he says choose yourself first boom uh your life next and your
finance and your job next and your emotional well-being next oh sorry the thing fell so uh
he also said if you were born to cruel parents you should choose your partner very very carefully
You should double-check their character, behavior, and lifestyle thoroughly.
Check whether your partner's love for you is real
and whether you both will be compatible with yourselves.
Love is different.
Living under the same roof is completely different.
Tips for men!
That's a tip for men.
Classic tip for men.
General men.
Subramania Rao says,
This is the stupidest question I've ever heard.
Yes.
No, it's not.
First of all, you're on Quora.
Can you change your parents or siblings?
And, of course, you will eventually find phasing, love.
What?
I don't know what that means.
I don't even think that's a language barrier.
I think he's popping off.
This guy's saying usual advisor next to your apartment is his qualification.
Oh, spooky.
This guy's a punk.
I don't want to listen to him.
This is a different cultural thing.
I think the culture we're dealing with cares more about their very cruel parents
about what they think
as opposed to our society
which we don't give a shit.
Shut up mom and dad.
Also love marriage
is a different concept.
It's a concept
of an arranged marriage
of like
I want to pick my love
or my very cruel parents
who make me
marry someone else.
Right.
So there's many things.
The thing about Quora
is that like 85% of it
is in India.
It is mostly Indian people.
And they don't have
as much pop punk there
so they don't know
that parents are just
freaking dumbasses.
That's true.
They just don't understand.
You need to shut up.
Ever heard of Sum 41?
Asshole.
Should we read more?
You look like the damn grudge boy.
The answer is listen to your parents.
Brush your teeth.
It's not so bad.
Listen to your parents.
We got one on the bottom saying your love.
Obviously your love.
You are already stating your parents are cruel.
A lot of these Quora questions are just like
read your question back to yourself
because you already know the answer.
Wow.
That's so beautiful.
Well, I mean, that's why I feel like
if you find yourself on Quora,
or you're in a bad mental state
because there's no...
You're desperate.
Yeah.
And there's no one quite as desperate
as the people in our next segment
with Hollywood celebrities galore
in Quinsletown.
Here we are in Hollywood
where we see quora celebrities
like Jordan Peterson and Orson Scott Card.
Here's a question.
Why does the Joker do stand-up comedy
and have a Netflix-exclusive show?
Does the Joker do stand-up comedy and have a Netflix exclusive show?
I got a butt in here.
Joker does not do stand-up comedy and does not have a Netflix.
He does stand-up comedy, but he doesn't have a Netflix show.
In that one movie.
In a bunch of stuff.
The Killing Joke.
He has a show?
No, not in the movie.
He goes on Robert De Niro's show.
He goes on his talk show.
And he shoots him in the face.
Wait, what's the Killing Joke?
The Killing Joke is one of the comics where the Joker does stand-up
and he has a really bad day and it makes him into the Joker.
I had a bad day.
That's exactly how it goes.
That's how we all become the Joker.
Was that song written for The Killing Joke?
Yeah, it's about the Joker.
Is The Killing Joke a separate movie?
It's just a comic book.
Oh, it's a comic book, I see.
What's the show on Netflix you're talking about?
That we don't know.
I don't know what the Netflix show is.
Do they mean like Batman is on Netflix?
I think they just mean that there's a movie.
I want to see if we could see him doing stand-up.
Is he talking about The Penguin?
I don't like this character.
It's so true The Penguin has a new show.
Do you mean the penguin?
Do you mean the penguin?
Show me this comic.
Just double check what you're asking me here.
I want to see if we can,
I've never read the killing joke,
but I was curious if there's a-
I think we have time to read the whole thing right now.
I wanted to see if there's a part
where we can see the Joker doing standup.
He's just like,
I haven't noticed how dating is hard.
Looking at this makes me feel like an old parent
because I'm just like,
this is ugly and scary.
Why are we looking at this?
When are you going to read the Iliad?
Why are you reading this?
Whatever.
who cares uh he does he does do stand up in the movie he does and they had real comedians in it
like isn't like mark dorbin did it or sam or something yeah which means he's canonically
part of the dc and i think tim dylan was like caught out of it and really mad about it or
something no tim dylan was in the second one okay so he was he's trying to marry lady gaga
security guard right right right huh i remember there was controversy because he was talking
shit about it claire did you see the second joker movie yeah how was it really bad really bad it's
pretty bad did you see it they lost the magic you're saying i have not seen it i haven't seen
and i love lady gaga so it's hard for me it's no uh star is born i'll tell you i'll tell you that
it's a musical right kinda but then it's like why and then it sucks well because the first movie is
Taxi Driver and King of Comedy,
which are two good movies.
And then the second one is Some New Thing.
Yeah, the second one's Some New Thing.
If you're making a movie and it's a new thing,
just start from the beginning.
They should have ripped off a different Martin Scorsese movie.
It should have just been Goodfellas.
You could tell that Todd films.
You should have made The Land Before Time.
The Land Before Time?
The dinosaur cartoon?
Yeah.
You should have put the Joker in that.
That would be awesome.
You got to take a nap.
Answer me this, Batman.
Man, where did I get this tree star?
Well, if it isn't a long neck.
I made a big hot comet come down.
Oh, man.
We got to dissect your brain, Alex.
If I burn money, can I help decrease inflation?
This guy also asks.
Great question.
We would have done that.
Mike Taylor.
How did we get on this guy?
This is the guy who asked the Joker question.
there's one answer on it from a greek guy who says what now i didn't hear or see it and i'm
kind of astonished wb discovery allowed such a thing does the joker indeed have a stand-up
comedy show on netflix the joker formed dc comics that's close to christopher i guess
it'd be good if they did a who framed roger rabbit style like full hour comedy special
where the cartoon joker comes out great it'd actually be awesome because he could do like
you know physical cartoon stuff like on a big stage and he's so funny yeah he keeps shooting
himself in the head or whatever the crowd's just like laughing gas at the crowd robs the bank that
seems like cheating of comedy crowd for the animated joker half hour or a full hour if you
if you put laughing gas in the crowd that's cheating yeah but there's still you're still
killing not a real comedian you're killing but it's of the nature of the joker it's part of his
being he cheats he doesn't care he's a bad guy he's not a real comic he told dimitri martin he
couldn't do his little drawings you're just ambidextrous it's not funny he's irish now
this is the irish joker
i've got a prank for protestants
okay wait this is enough of this i'm moving on i can't hear more joker boys
considering the immense popularity of the castrati in former times have any modern
singer slash songwriters or band frontman attempted the procedure of self-castration
i wonder what it would sound like if the joker was castrated i think that's why he sounds like that
okay no changes um modern castrati opinions marilyn manson uh can suck his own dick
that's the opposite that's like extra balls that's like having four balls yeah i feel like some ball
power ball power i feel like in the like doo-wop era they just figured out how men could sing
really high right without castrating so falsetto yeah but it's also like that's not a popular form
yeah and also uh the four the frankie the four seasons what are those
yeah they all had their balls for sure yeah yeah so the answer is we just got better at it straight
up and honestly we don't need to do that anymore figured out that you can go yeah but our singers
are all too horny now right we have to keep them focused that's what i was gonna say autotune
yeah i think the only reason to get into singing is for the tang and so honestly like straight up
like why even bother if they're gonna cut you down like that yeah all that tang so the castrati
i like that it's like literati but it's castrati i like that too the downtown castrati
so they were cut
their balls were cut off
in order for them
just specifically to keep
their voice
they stop puberty
when they're boys
and you have them fall down a knife escalator
and then it cuts their balls off
and they never realized that maybe the boys could just learn how to sing
or there'd just be new boys
there'd be new proper boys
every year
just throw your boys to the wayside
Well, you have to retire your boys at some point.
Well, I think in the past they would all die in a war,
and so you couldn't just keep getting hits from them.
Because the Gauls would come and take them all.
But then that makes it even less reason to cut their balls off.
And also, let the girls sing.
Well, let's not go crazy.
Well, then I think they're like, oh, we have girls.
Yeah, girls exist.
That's the thing is we have girls.
Now we have girls.
We have boys at home, and it's girls.
Were we recording when we were looking at Girls Fest 2025?
No, we were not recording.
We were waiting around looking at my TV
showing us ads.
For Women in Music.
Women in Music Fest, but
it was as if women had been invented two years
ago, because it was just anyone who's had a hit
in the last five years, plus
Erykah Badu. That was like the oldest
woman that's ever participated in music.
It was a big poster that just said, like,
Women! And then 12 pictures.
We love them.
Doji's in it! Get excited!
Doji.
Doge.
Sandy Pearl Butter says they would not be immensely popular today.
We don't approve of castration for any reason.
The Castrati were boy sopranos who were castrated so as to not experience the voice change of puberty.
Currently, the part of Castrato is taken by the countertenor and by a female singer.
We have girls.
That is classical music.
So they invented girls, basically.
They invented girls, pretty much.
They didn't have girls back then.
We didn't know about them, so they had to cut their balls off.
Glorilla is in it.
They invented Glorilla.
It's too bad that wasn't in the recording
We just have a picture of Gracie Abrams
Irene First says
Castration had to be done when the boy was young
But this isn't
No one is answering
They're just saying what it is
I know what castration is
We know all about that
Hey we're married
Why isn't an adult man trying to do this
And the answer is because there are girls
What if you want a beautiful singer
Who is also your trusted advisor
with little birds exactly maybe we should look up have any has any modern man self-castrated
to say i mean there definitely is an answer and it's going to be really sad dangerous google
search it's not going to be fun i do not want to go into it's just going to be uh the the what's
the benedict cumberbatch movie what is that where he plays uh turing alan turing turing
Did he castrate himself?
He was chemically castrated by the state for being gay.
And for knowing so much about the computer.
And because his voice was so deep.
And he was a beautiful singer.
Our scientist can't sing at all.
Quit playing with those computers.
Save a beautiful voice.
Save us from the Nazis.
Okay, let's do another question, I guess.
You can network our computers.
Did you know John Lennon's song
Hey Bulldog was originally called
She Can Talk To Me and was written for Lena,
John's twin flame.
Is Hey Bulldog a real song?
This all sounds fake to me.
Hey Bulldog.
The problem is we cannot listen to it.
We will put this on YouTube
and John Lennon's
estate will shoot us in the head.
Yoko Ono, Common Shears,
Executives. You thought you could play
Hey Bulldog on your little show?
That's for Lena.
Everybody loves to hear it.
Only Lena can listen.
There's a very weird alert here.
It says, this question should be phrased with neutral and sincere language.
This question's wording makes it seem like a joke.
We're intended rhetorically to make a statement rather than looking for helpful answers.
I don't think so.
It doesn't seem like a joke, per se.
It's the least joke I've read.
Is it Lena right there?
I guess so.
Oh, look who asked.
I remember why.
I remember why I put this in the doc now.
I remember why I put this in the doc now.
because lena jane lennon is is the person who wrote it and she her whole thing is that all
she does is ask about uh what it's what she should do as john lennon's twin flame you think we
wouldn't find this shit new york city singer songwriter memoirist and ever ascending free
spirit twin flame slash twin soul of john how do you think um how do you think yoko feels about
this um i bet you find it interesting yeah i bet you find it interesting i bet there are a million
people just like this already, and she does
with them every day of her life. Yeah, totally.
But he wrote one of his songs for her. Well, he wrote
Hey Bulldog. Yeah.
Hey Bulldog.
Don't make me
bark.
Can we look at the lyrics
for Hey Bulldog and see
if maybe... Take a spike collar
and bite
the mailman.
Oh, it's a real song. It's by the Beatles.
It is a real song. It's by the Beatles.
Oh, the Beatles.
It was originally actually called Hey Bullfrog, not Hey Lena.
What did she say it was called?
She Can Talk To Me.
She being the bulldog.
The dog.
The dog can talk.
The dog could talk to me.
And it couldn't.
He was just on drugs.
There is a section.
There is a passage in it called She Can Talk To Me.
You don't know enough about this.
Actually, there's a lot of truths in this post.
so far. I'm going to control F. Lita.
Actually, yeah. No, it's not on Wikipedia.
It's not on the wiki.
It appears she is not recognized
formally by the estate.
Let's hear more of her questions.
She says, how's it going?
We'd love to hear from twin flame couples now
in divine union who are slash have addressed
mutual substance abuse slash addictions as a
key mission to be worked out as one.
Lord. You know, I'm actually in a couple
with John Lennon.
Not good.
Why does every biopic about John Lennon
aside from being utter crap feature
the most homely dudes imaginable
to play John. He's such a
gorgeous man. These actors are painful
to watch. Actors is in quotes.
She would know too. I know. They're in love.
They're paid actors.
George Soros is putting
ugly Johns in the movie.
Did you know that John Lennon was
privately envious and in awe of the
Almond Brothers?
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
That seems 100% real.
The Allman Brothers.
Did you folks know that John Lennon's favorite holiday meal was his Aunt Mimi Shepard's Pie?
I did not know that.
I guess you'd have to be closer with him to know that.
You'd have to pretty much be twin flames with him.
This is all just John Lennon trivia.
I like the question to go up a little bit.
Why would you ridicule what you fail to comprehend?
That's a great question.
That's good.
That's really good.
I'm trying to comprehend.
I see what John saw in you.
I think all of us need to sit and think about ourselves right now.
Why do Quora moderators consistently reject credentials
and articulate wealth-informed answers
from verified spiritual communicators or channeling experts?
They're jealous.
They're fucking jealous,
and they wish they were in love with John the way you are.
I love thinking of her behind the camera like,
what is this people's problem?
I don't understand.
I'm trying to form a spirit bridge on the internet
to my deceased love.
You're just dealing with the bureaucracy.
She has 3,000 answers
that are all just like weird little,
I don't know what, graphic design things.
I actually like that artwork right above.
It's all John Hartwina.
There are two owls in this one.
Cosmic.
She's kind of spitting here, honestly.
I mean, look, she's dedicated her life
to the fact that John Lennon
is specifically in love with her.
What does that say right there?
God is good.
All the time.
All the time.
That's interesting, isn't it, though?
We've just said that a lot.
And we have never said that before on this podcast.
And now we are connecting with it on Lena Lennon's page.
And where does she live?
Tell me you didn't have a plan.
New York City.
And what is John Lennon doing now that he faked his death?
Uber driver.
Uber driver.
Claire took his Uber the way here, and we listened to Lena on the phone.
Wait, where does that say?
I'm sorry.
I'm making that up.
Oh, okay.
She does live in New York, though.
It's a Hail Mary callback.
It can only be attempted by extreme professionals.
It did not work.
I mean, I need to take a nap, too.
I'll take a nap.
I do want to say that looking at this page, you look at it and you're like,
thank God John Lennon's already been murdered,
or this woman might be a real threat to him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, so many people will try to kill this guy.
They try to kill him.
People love to murder John Lennon.
So that they can keep his beautiful face to themselves.
Yeah, he's like a...
She's made a lot of art of him.
Object of fascination.
I kind of actually really like this artwork.
Yeah, it's, I don't know, maximalist.
She's got a lot going on.
I like that cross.
I thought that was really cool.
It's cool.
I don't know.
Go check it out.
Everyone who's listening, go to Lena Jane Lennon.
Oh, I like those crosses coming out.
I don't know.
It's doing it for me.
You know what?
Yoko, you got to leave that man.
He's for Lena.
If you forget her last name,
just remember it's John Lennon's last name.
I think if I was a twin flame with a beetle,
I'd want to be with Ringo.
Yeah.
Good news, sweetheart.
He's around.
Do you want to do one more question, Alex?
I got to do it.
Fashion.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Let me get the sound up.
There is now.
Uh-huh, honey.
It's the button that I hit all the time.
Do we have a name for our fashion segment, Alex?
I don't.
Does anybody have any suggestions?
Catwalk Quora.
Catwalk Quora.
That's pretty good.
That's what I was going to say.
Catwalk Quora.
When is it okay to wear a black cowboy hat?
All right, partners.
Chime in.
If you're a dark hacker.
I talked about this last week, and you got all mad at me about it.
Did we do this last week?
No.
After we stopped recording, we mentioned how we wanted to do it.
I was like, well, if you're a hacker, and you were like, what?
You fucking idiot.
And then you hit me right across the face.
I did hit you, but it was for a good reason,
which is the black hat, white hat
does not specifically refer to a cowboy's hat.
That would be absurd.
That is what it is.
That is what it is.
No, it's just a little, it's a baseball cap
you wear to pull over your eyes.
It has to do with cowboys.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
There are hackers and they wear hats.
It's definitely cowboys.
Haven't you seen Westworld?
Yeah, those are cowboy hats.
Those are cowboy hats.
That's not a cowboy hat.
They're kind of fedoras.
It's a damn spy versus spy.
Spy versus spy.
Classic.
Not a cowboy hat of any kind.
In Westworld, they had a fedora hat.
You sound like city slickers.
Remember in Westworld, they ask you if you want to have a white hat or a black hat?
Yeah, I feel like there's a Western cinema convention that there's the white hat and the black hat.
That's like good and evil.
I agree with you.
I just think that you should only wear one at a respectful occasion like a funeral.
black and white hat symbolism in film but again we're now we're on wikipedia
please watch the 1903 short film the great train robber it was a twain
they're fucking different than normal hats they're very special only true
rustlers wear them and the point is you can't wear one all the time unless you're texas strong
yeah you can uh randy ham says heck i actually wore one to my wedding i was trying to blend
two cultures my wife is chinese so instead of the red silk suit i had a red silk vest on my tuxedo
later changing to a blue silk vest for the reception that evening for my own culture
being from Texas, I wore
black boots and a black Stetson
with the suit. The tux.
So that's great. He's improvising a bit here.
That sounds like a great wedding.
That would have amazing
pork. Keep in mind, this man is
a former intelligence
analyst at the United States Navy.
Can we go to Randy Ham?
Can we click on Randy Ham?
I remember exactly where I was
when John F. Kennedy was shot.
I was in Dallas.
What is it?
Is that a baseball bat?
This is a baseball bat with a barbed wire all over it.
Oh, scary.
Does it represent the Berlin Wall?
My cat is losing it.
What's she doing?
Years of admiring, chasing, and losing to the fairer sex.
That's a great bio.
Does he mean women?
Yes.
What happened to his wife?
Oh, maybe he chased her off.
She probably left him because of his crazy cowboy hat
and personality.
Because he was a dark hacker.
his barbed wire bat.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Something weird's going on here.
I'm getting some red flags
around Randy Ham sometimes.
Randy, what a name.
Watch this.
Randy Ham?
It seems like he's asking questions
that are really about
international politics.
If you're in the military,
do you have to have a name like this?
International politics,
like if Isildur had destroyed
the ring when prompted,
what would have been the end
of Sauron and everyone else?
of international
I mean the answer
is obviously yes
right because
later Gollum does it
and it is the end
of Sauron
so I don't know
what to tell you
read a book
if you have to destroy
read specifically
three books
read three books
and the Silmarillion
which is more
of a compendium
let's scroll down
see what else
why is the katana
so popular
in dystopian movies
is this really
the best sword
to carry after
society collapses
because it's the
coolest one
obviously you're not
going to have a
50 folded steel blade
with you in that
situation what happened to your chinese wife i get so pissed off sometimes wait what was that one
which one which family member are the you most proud of or wish the most to make them proud
does he need help figuring that out my husband good answer my husband from a very lanky master
student at iit when we would travel in tempo and rickshaws or just walk as we never had enough
money oh and now he's a fully fledged senior group leader in australia oh nice i hope you can make
him proud her husband i wish to make him proud uh i'm so i'm so proud of you um this guy back to
the cowboy hat black cowboy hat someone says whenever you want is there any reason it wouldn't
be okay it's just a hat am i missing something that's me basically you can't wear a cowboy hat
in many situations, frankly.
No.
Like what?
Bank robbery.
They're going to be like,
it was the guy with the damn cowboy hat.
What if you never wear a cowboy hat?
Well, because they're going to...
Okay, go to your local hat vendor.
Hey, didn't we buy any giant black cowboy hats recently?
One guy did.
I think one guy.
But then you throw it away, yeah.
There was a shifty fellow was in here.
You throw it into the river like it's a gun.
The way you city folk talk about cowboy hats.
You damn Yankees.
It's just like finding a rattler in my damn boot.
In any of the 11 Confederate States of America,
try it in Great Britain, and you'd be laughed at
and called a total twat.
Okay, hold on, please.
Rikki Tak said that.
Anglo-spotted.
Freelance writer.
You'd be called a twat.
Anti-communist.
By people in capris and, like, puma shoes, so that's fine.
By people with the worst sense of style in the world.
I feel like Americans like wearing cowboy hats
in Europe especially.
I feel like that's the main time to wear a cowboy hat
because then you're just like,
well, I got to take a little bit of back home with me.
Sure, yeah.
What if they contributed to the sartorial landscape?
Gingham.
Tartan.
Tartan, Gingham.
Teeth.
Let them finish.
Funny, funny teeth.
let's do our final segment
okay yep oh I forgot we have one more
yeah that's yeah
Paddington rain boots
okay so our new segment that we have just started doing
and everyone loves it it's a huge hit
is our weekly call in segment
where listeners call in with their own
questions and it is of course
is that okay
is that okay
great
cat needs to get neutered
and have it's balls removed
We fucked it all up
We fucked it all up
Why is it doing this?
What is happening?
How do I restart it?
Or whatever
It feels like a sample to an awesome song
I do feel like
The Apple autoplay thing is kind of confusing
It's not Jeremy's fault
Thank you
I'm so scared
This is the question
hi core raiders i had a question my girlfriend's cat needs to get neutered and has have its balls
removed and i was curious like if you cut off a cat's balls and then showed it to the cat
would it be able to recognize that the balls in the jar or whatever are the same balls as
its balls or would it be able to not tell that that is my question that's a really great question
um i think we now know that you just get a girl you don't need to do that you don't need to do
that you get a big cat the cat doesn't need to sing it's a cat i think it's one of those things
where it's like remember when you're a little and someone said got your nose oh my god they got my
nose but then you very quickly realize that that wasn't your nose right um i think it's like that
but for cat
I'm going to start doing that
it's like the opposite
where they're like
what the heck is that
oh no those are actually
my balls
those
literally
legit
that jar is full of
my freaking cojones
would that be a weird thing
to say to someone
just go to them
got your balls
got your balls
got your balls
go to their garage
that would be weird
got your old wiener
that's funny
I like got your wiener
it's wiggling
wow that's
that's epic sauce
that's like a
truly epic
fucking
I think if you did that
in like a frat house in 2008
you'd be a god
that people would actually go insane
for that
you get the whole egg
got your cock
it's so small
give it back
hold on I'm gonna eat it
drink like nine beers to get it back
those are the rules
and anyway
I don't think the cat could recognize it.
You don't think so?
The cats are licking their balls all day,
every day.
They're like, hold on.
The nature of the cat is to live in ethereal fleeting moments
and then once the balls have left the body,
they will not be able to recognize them
as they have departed their vessel.
Can you say that again in Jordan Peterson voice?
No.
The nature of the cat is to be ethereal beings.
I'm trying to be real for once.
They'll never understand the feeling of their balls.
sure be fucking real one time
I've been crucified
that's the show
you guys stuff to plug
yeah may 17th
if you love comedy you love laughing
there's a we're having
another club video which is like 30
plus creators make short
experimental comedy videos it's gonna
be at silo cool you
You can find all the info on our Instagram at club video show by tickets.
It's a good time.
If you can see me,
which I think you can,
this is a shirt.
That is a really cool shirt.
Who did that?
Um,
Alex Crescetti,
friend of the show designed this shirt.
Cool.
The last one.
Your shirt's like you like spooky with that guy with the head made of all
the bubbles.
This is what it feels like to be at the show.
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It is a live show.
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And maybe we'll make another one.
Put the clip of me in it again.
it's fine
yeah you think
we should do the same one
we should make a new one
who cares
we'll talk about this after
bye
kisses
