Quorators - Lust and Luxury w/ Whitley Watson

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH OR ELSE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz expl...ore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the signs that your therapist is developing feelings for you? Does cheating with a twin flame or breaking up a family create karma that you have to pay for later? Or is this karma absolved by twin flame love? Whom should I choose, my love or my very cruel parents? --- Check out Whitley @ https://www.whitleywatson.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Saturday, April 26th at The Gutter in Brooklyn, Quarator's Afternoon Delight, with doors at 3.30 p.m. and a show at 4. We want to see you live reading Quoros. Ah, see you at The Gutter! There's a baby movie night at Nighthawk where they're like, bring your baby into the movie theater. That actually sounds awesome.
Starting point is 00:00:24 That's what I thought, and then I was like, they're all going to be yelling. Screaming babies? yeah I feel like that would be like a psychedelic awesome time
Starting point is 00:00:31 like everyone's there everyone's baby screaming and then no one's mad at you for bringing your baby because everybody how old
Starting point is 00:00:36 are you supposed to bring that's the idea because your baby is not old enough to know what movies are yet but they like colors and sounds
Starting point is 00:00:43 you're just showing them like 2001 a space odyssey that's the idea is they don't see the movie because they can't see that far away
Starting point is 00:00:51 yeah yeah we show them gladiator pretty much exactly cool we show them the one with Denzel where you're like, oh, I thought he was going to be in it a little bit,
Starting point is 00:00:59 but actually the whole thing is Denzel. He's in it a lot. He is? He's pretty much the whole gladiator, actually. He's actually like the only good part of it. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I can watch him for hours.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Is that a Denzel impression? It wasn't, but that's what I think Denzel sounds like. I can watch him for hours. I don't know what you think. You ever get wet? Alex hasn't slept a week, is that right, Alex? No, I'm not going to talk today. That's for the best.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Well, this is, can you hear yet? Yeah, I can hear now. That's great. This is Quora Raiders Podcast. Quora Raiders. Hello, beloved. Ew. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:01:51 You're back again with the Quora Raiders Podcast, america's premier quora-based podcast god is good god is good he has a plan we are your hosts alex and claire and jeremy we're here another week online on time just playing jp we got a fun guest for you today all the way from new york city the big apple why don't you take a bite we here we got comedian whitley watson whitley hello god is good god is good all the time all the time god is good key somebody well i heard on my way here on my lift ride that i just shouldn't have taken the guy the driver um speak on it the driver took a phone call with his i guess partner okay let's say and uh he goes is everything okay it's on speaker i can hear everything she goes
Starting point is 00:02:43 yeah no i'm at the doctor i have great news he goes what's the news yes she goes i got i got the appointment i'm i'm up next god is good whoa he goes okay great call me back that seems like big news organ transplant that's what i'm thinking as well yeah kidney i i don't know it felt more like abortion god is good he's gonna smite a baby a type of organ yeah transplanting it into the garbage yeah i guess you could say that god does not want another member of our family he is intervening but i'm like what could she be getting an appointment for last minute that she was worried she couldn't get an appointment for optometry maybe i can't see god it's good god it's good god it's good maybe you got those glasses that you could see color with
Starting point is 00:03:38 Oh, new glasses. Colorblind person glasses? Colorblind glasses. You ever see those videos? They let you be a pilot? No. It's like a thing from like 10 years ago. There'd be these viral videos where someone would give them a gift and they're colorblind glasses.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Glasses are people who are colorblind. They'd go, whoa, the grass is a color. Usually they'd be returning from war and they'd see their dog at the same time. I've never seen my dog in color. Oh, you're gray like I thought. you're still gray i actually wasn't missing much specifically with you but other things your mouth is red but your body's still gray the bone was white color black people think white is different i thought it was green
Starting point is 00:04:22 that poor dog he's jealous he can't see it it's so pathetic well um i don't remember what we do here but i'm pretty sure it's read the internet so uh whitley have you been on quora before Yeah, I've been on Quora. I'm a big internet addict type person, so whenever I get on Quora, that's a red flag to me that I'm not in a good space. What's your number one website? I mean, it's really cycled through over the years.
Starting point is 00:04:51 It's been Reddit. It's been a Myers-Briggs forum that I spend a lot of time on. Your number one website. Yeah, I love just finding, like, what is the worst person that could give me advice about any subject and then just dive into that.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I just think you take the test every day. Look at that. N-J again. Right back where I belong. Well, that's wonderful. I think Quora is a good indicator that it's time to stop being on
Starting point is 00:05:22 the internet if you end up there by accident. If you end up there on purpose, then your day has just begun, much like mine today. It's interesting because I don't feel like it's as politically aligned as any other website it's like fully it's 10 years back yeah
Starting point is 00:05:35 they're like just getting like you know like shave half your head culture yes kind of thing like put on a haircut I have no idea
Starting point is 00:05:44 what you're talking about oh you mean like Macklemore Macklemore did it or like the show about the dragons I think
Starting point is 00:05:52 there was like a woman Game of Thrones no no no the cartoon Vikings oh Vikings oh yup
Starting point is 00:05:59 yup people who would watch and or like and or like be into vikings in some way big quarters i think yeah um it's a great place uh to learn about vikings and viking culture i wish that was our theme today but it is not what is it alex we're gonna have a week where we just do history channels vikings for an hour because i have a lot to say about it they take slaves and they're characters you love um so So just for a fun little detail, maybe this is doxing myself, but yesterday I found out that the apartment upstairs is up for rent, and they're in and out.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Oh my God, everyone's going to know. In and out. All day, people were in and out looking at this apartment. I'm just imagining people being like, oh, I could see myself living here, and they're just here under the floor. They own slaves! And you like that. Well, the slaves are Christians, and so they deserve it for worshiping one God.
Starting point is 00:06:57 and that's why that lie by the way that's why there are no beautiful english women left as they all went to sweden and norway because they were kidnapped on boats for being christian if you if you sleep deprive alex he becomes like a white supremacist return guy i'm racist against the english again this week's theme is lust and luxury wow exciting okay hit the space of the week button uh we're gonna start with our space the week whitley quora has spaces that are a bit like subreddits and uh they're worse uh this is our space of the week space of the week this is a great space i really like it i support it it's called men can wear leggings all caps on all caps on i like uh i already like the contributors
Starting point is 00:07:51 Adam Pringle Leggings and compression tights Fanatic Jonathan Tess says I'm a guy I wear leggings And nobody cares Been there
Starting point is 00:08:02 Done that First of all Leggings worn Can I ask you guys a question Do you think men can wear leggings Oh yeah Yeah totally And should
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah And really should I'd honestly prefer leggings Than like grey sweatpants Where I can see the tip Of your little penis That's a feature Not a bug
Starting point is 00:08:18 I mean all these guys Are wearing shorts Over their leggings which I think is the preferred thing. He's with runners. They make it look good. Honestly, these bad boys? A man with a nice round ass and a pair of leggings.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Wow. We went to the gym before I came here with my boyfriend. He was wearing this outfit. I think that's cool. That's actually him in the NASA shirt. That's him in the NASA shirt. He works for NASA in kind of a casual way. When you're a scientist at NASA,
Starting point is 00:08:47 they make you wear that cut-off tee. Yeah. Deep V at NASA. Just so people can see what they're missing up there. Anyway, Jonathan Test. What's his deal? I'm a pretty easygoing, nerdy guy who loves to ride a bicycle long distances. If you want to get blocked by me on Quora, though, pick one of the following ways and go for it.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Okay, a lot written on this. Yeah, paragraphs of... These are the ways to get blocked. Number one, ask me a question along the lines of, what are some stunning pictures of name of person? Dude, you're obviously scamming the Quora Partners program. program and if you really want to see stunning images of that person try a google search number two ask me a question about guys wearing panties or pantyhose but the first question i'm going how many people are asking you yeah what are some stunning pictures of name of person and i
Starting point is 00:09:35 will block you for that they're abusing they're abusing the quora partners program is that a program we should be engaging with i'm guessing that quora partners program is a thing i don't know if it still exists but i bet at some point they were giving people money for getting a lot of engagement on questions so people were gaming it by being like what's a nice picture of uh jennifer lawrence and then people were like i have so many pictures of her and then you know they made money off of it right that makes the most sense that's what happens on twitter you know they started giving people money on twitter for engagement and then all of a sudden every other tweet was like what's a movie where a guy goes crazy yeah what's a time a color made you
Starting point is 00:10:11 scared exactly house isn't that good at it but he's wording i get that i understand there's a question but i kind of black out in the middle um it helps by the way if you are a poly you can have multiple partners and so the partners program yeah but they have to be from quora sort of a cult like quora's doling out who can get married yeah like the lobster yes is that what the movie was about uh the lobster yeah you have to get you have to match with someone or you become an animal right right yeah they're not all lobsters uh independent film okay what's number two to get blocked ask me a question about guys wearing panties or pantyhose oh no while i wear leggings and spandex that stuff is the bomb it doesn't make a bad game
Starting point is 00:11:02 because he likes to wear it i'm straight thank you very much okay panties and pantyhose are not my thing and i'm sick and tired of being asked about it the lines people draw i just want to know where does this guy live that there's a lot of people making this association? He lives in Midwestern USA. He went to Southern Illinois University. He lives on Quora, it seems like.
Starting point is 00:11:24 14 million posts. This man is 49 years old. He's also a bike guy, which I think does make you insane. If you're really into bicycles, you're also a crazy person. Have you ever seen Premium Rush?
Starting point is 00:11:41 No. is that the joseph gordon levin uh joseph gordon levin joseph you don't know who guy i'm talking about joseph gordon levin is a bike guy in it and he wears a lot of leggings yeah and i think at that time in that style like 2010s 2013 ish you go to a big city you wear legging you ride bike fix gear it's a whole lifestyle yeah and now this is what has become of that trend i used to be in like the bike punk community bike polo community and it is just like its own lifestyle fix gears and like it's very extreme anarchy patches comics with an x um yeah it's like a whole sub cultural thing wait do you ever make a zine i have made a zine
Starting point is 00:12:33 I've never felt more alive I made a zine in high school and I interviewed Aziz Ansari for MySpace Azin Ansari Was he cool? He was boring I said he did that, I don't think I would talk to a high school kid
Starting point is 00:12:52 and I'm not famous Yeah, well it's questionable why he did Fair enough Now what we know uh it's just very religious talking to you is he religious god is good all the time yeah i think you know there are people they're asking about panties because you know there are guys who like to wear panties obviously there are others and they don't have to be gay no just not my thing i also think there are straight guys who
Starting point is 00:13:20 like to have tight things around their balls and dicks right yeah it's the bomb and it feels good I would imagine it would feel good. It's the bomb. It's basically the bomb. Yeah, it's the bomb. Whereas with women, I would actually say it's not the bomb. Oh. No.
Starting point is 00:13:37 No, it breeds infection. Which is a different kind of bomb. It's kind of a germ bomb. Germ bomb. Let me read the final thing to get blocked by this guy. The last thing you do to get blocked. violate my sense of decency or my own bnbr policy if you think you're being a dick to me you're gonna get blocked post indecent to me photos and if comment to one of my answers and your comment
Starting point is 00:14:04 will get deleted and you will get blocked post indecent to me it's fine if you post indecent to anyone else i think he's saying he decides if it's indecent what is bnbr bread and butter No. That's my bread and butter policy. Maybe you're right. Come get blacked. The R stands for the end of butter? It's something that you pronounce.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Be nice, be respectful. Beans and butter. Beans and butter. Being respectful is nice. Apparently this is a specific Quora guideline that we've never interacted with. Nice, be respectful. 13 years ago.
Starting point is 00:14:36 This guy lives the Quora life. He does. He's Jonathan Test. This feels in line with good gaming and giving. What's that? Dan Savage's I think Dan Savage came up with it
Starting point is 00:14:48 for how to like be kinky but not in a weird way oh good guy Greg good guy I think that's what it is GGG bad luck Brian
Starting point is 00:14:55 no it's good giving good giving not giving but it's like game good and something I feel like I'm having a stroke can you look up GGG over enthusiastic girlfriend
Starting point is 00:15:05 it feels like the same thing where it's like if you're making an acronym with letters there's too many perverse people to be involved with this in the first place
Starting point is 00:15:11 I look up GGG and the answer is it's The Gennady Golovkin. The Kazakhstan professional boxer. That's what you should always be in your sex life is Gennady Gennadyovich. Good giving and game. Good giving and game.
Starting point is 00:15:25 He's an animal in the ring. On field, sometimes they call a good guy Greg. Good guy Greg is a different thing, Claire. Is that a different thing? Yeah, it's a meme of good guy Greg. Alex doesn't know. Don't listen to him. That was like an early, early meme.
Starting point is 00:15:38 There was like a bad guy and then there was a good guy Greg who was like smoking a joint and it's just like, oh, this guy. It's like an Elon style meme. It's like a 2009 meme. Yeah, he kind of like he smokes weed, but he doesn't make it his entire personality. What a good guy. Says cool story, bro, means it.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Good guy, Greg. This is a good guy. This guy rules. I hope to run into him. I almost forgot about this guy. I would never block him on Quora. No. Anyways, don't wear panties around him, but.
Starting point is 00:16:10 What is that guy's name? Asshole Steve or whatever? Scumbag Steve? Asshole Steve. It's been a while. At least say Asshole Aaron or something. I remember his name was Steve. It's from the era of Rage Wolf.
Starting point is 00:16:26 What was that? All sorts of crazy shit. We're in a bad place. Macro images. Macro images. Do we have any listeners under the age of 25? No. No.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Everyone is 45 years old, and they are relating very strongly to this moment we're having. Where we remember the crazy faces that you can post. We're all going to do rage faces after this. Hey, what if a guy was eating cereal and then he spit it out? Wait, so if men wore tights under their pants in the late 1700s and even wore heels in colonial days, why is it such a stigma now in 2022 when a man chooses to wear tights and heels today?
Starting point is 00:17:01 And he says, there's a couple of things going on here, dear reader. And then he goes on. We don't need to read every single post by this guy talking about how much he loves wearing tights. Uh-huh. Good for you. It seems fine. Maybe a little claustrophobic, but...
Starting point is 00:17:16 Could we return to the space for a second? We spent too much time on Jonathan Test. I'll say it. Yeah. Well, he's one of the admins. He's no Adam Pringle. God. Yeah, how did I not look at Adam Pringle?
Starting point is 00:17:27 Adam Pringle says, I hold the unpopular opinion that a man can and does wear leggings and compression tights, but only worn in a modest and dignified way. The thing about these people is that it makes it so quickly a fetish, thing when it's like if you wear leggings like go for it why is it your bio like yeah there's the idea that you're an oppressed population yeah the unpopular opinion no one's thinking about this who cares if you look like adam pringle when you put on these leggings i think you change your mind also it's a lifestyle every single one of these pictures they're like running
Starting point is 00:18:00 yeah so it's like everyone thinks you can wear leggings running no one has ever thought that that's bad they're running away from all the hoes like if you're wearing it like to a wedding that would be controversial sure or your office by the way don't wear leggings to a wedding see they're oppressed if you're a man you wear a here's top hat tails pirate sword that's what you wear to wear and brinkle also only answer questions about like yeah it's bizarre i bet they have like a compression fetish that's what i'm saying yeah like the people who get into get wrapped in plastic and have some level of that.
Starting point is 00:18:43 That's a whole thing. You only feel weird about it because you are getting off. You're trying to get ahead of it or something. One person said something once and you're just the most sensitive pussy I've ever met in my life, Adam Pringle.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I don't think we should lash out at Adam Pringle. He's just a modny. The reason I imagine that in Christmas cartoon stop motion where you're like, Adam Pringle. I put Claire calling Adam Pringle a pussy with a big head. Adam Pringle, you're a pussy. Adam Pringle at least has the sense to not put what state he lives in on his credentials.
Starting point is 00:19:17 He's like, I'm on Earth. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm wearing leggings. Wherever you see leggings, I'm there. Whenever you saw a legging, that's me. Active in one space. That's right.
Starting point is 00:19:26 He knows about leggings, compression apparel, spandex, compression leggings, cycling. Lycra. It seems like an active account, too, I might add. What is Lycra? It's a material. It's a type of fabric. It's like an awesome material. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Makes your balls feel good. Are there any questions on the legging space? There's a lot, but they're just like, what type of leggings are best for working out? Are there more pros or cons to wearing leggings? Lululemon makes some great leggings. There's a whole bunch of rules. Wow, look at this.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Look at this rule. No discussion about fetishes, skirts, pantyhose, nudity, underwear choices, or talking of feeling sexy are permitted in this space. This is a space for men! This page is about confident men who are willing to put aside their fragile masculinity for the freedom to wear the most comfortable pair of pants ever
Starting point is 00:20:10 in a way that is respectful and helpful to others. I like the little pocket that you put AirPods in. What is going on in this space? They're being fragile by being so defensive. Yeah, they're like, we're not about being fragile, but if you mention pantyhose in the sub whatsoever, we will fucking kill you. Honestly, just wear your shorts if this is how you're going to end.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Not gay. By the way, we're straight guys. No room for gay guys who like leggings. I mean, it's one thing to be like, it doesn't make you gay, but also don't be like, there are lots of gay guys who wear leggings. No, it makes you straight to wear leggings. It's the straightest thing you could do. It traps the pussy. I wonder if these men know that they're on this forum's header.
Starting point is 00:20:59 The models? Oh, sure. I'm sure they'd love it. They're models. They're cool, handsome men. I think this is enough of this space And that's enough of that Let's do Quora romance
Starting point is 00:21:10 The theme is lust and luxury These are our romance questions Live from Quora.com Let's pull that up What's our first question, Jeremy? What are the signs that your therapist is developing feelings for you? Does that ever happen to you? I've only had like
Starting point is 00:21:32 Old timey men therapists oh sure they can wear leggings and like you they can't do both they can't do both do you know rachel millman sounds familiar comedian rachel millman uh she uh also went to this therapist and eventually did leave because he wouldn't stop being like honey you got your whole life ahead of you so beautiful wow so i think maybe she could answer this question but I could not answer it, although I did, I think, recommend him to her. I'm not going to call her up. I feel like there are a lot of stories about therapists
Starting point is 00:22:08 manipulating their client into falling in love with them or something. I believe that. Because therapists are crazy, too. This singer from Evanescence, I think, ended up marrying her therapist. Really? She forced him to marry her therapist. Wake me up. That's really all I know about them.
Starting point is 00:22:25 From this great story. You know, you're a goss, so first off, stop doing that. marry me stop being goth this is the manipulation he's doing stop hanging out with crows all the time I bought you this pink t-shirt you're a pretty girl
Starting point is 00:22:44 stop being goth stop inviting those yelling guys over to your house his voice is scary his voice is so pretty you're paying him and he's just like you're being so weird i i don't i hope this doesn't offend any listeners but i think every therapist i know is a little
Starting point is 00:23:04 insane oh yeah i don't think i know any like straight up normal therapists yeah because they they're trying to figure out what's wrong with their brain yeah that's right and then by telling you what's that they're all just doing little experiments well they've cracked the human mind and it's driven them mad i don't think therapy is a bad thing i just think for whatever reason people who do it are who who do become therapists or i draw her i think they're sick goes and a threat to the community i think you have to be willing like you know there's a lot of people who are just like therapy isn't real and the brain is fine and there are no feelings so you have to not be that person right so you have to already kind of accept the idea of like
Starting point is 00:23:38 what if the brain is freaky yeah yeah you have to go the other way with it and be extra freaky i've started uh buying books that are made like written for therapists i read them so that i can do my own therapy to myself. Cut out the middleman. I listen to a lot of psychology podcasts and that really helps. And then I have thought, should I just quit comedy and become a therapist?
Starting point is 00:24:02 And I'm crazy. You get to talk. They let you talk as much as you want. Someone told me like this week that the guy from Grizzly Bear, the singer from Grizzly Bear became a therapist. Oh, cool. Isn't that weird? That's the song. Imagine your therapist
Starting point is 00:24:18 playing all those crazy sounds. I don't know. It's just weird. I feel like he'd already have the wardrobe. Yeah. Cardigans. And you know what? I never got into that scene
Starting point is 00:24:28 because the whole time I was like, this guy looks like a therapist. He'd look like a therapist. I don't want to be involved in that. Why don't you hang out with a crow in an empty building with P.O.D. and then you can talk to me. I've met a comedian recently
Starting point is 00:24:40 who I knew as a comedian who wasn't that funny. Nice. And then I found out that they became a therapist. And I go, Good. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:24:50 I would love to. It is good. No. Okay. But it's like. But here's his full name. I had a big falling out with a comedian friend of mine who became a therapist. Really?
Starting point is 00:25:01 Yeah. Is he analyzing you? Not a good idea. Would not go to that guy. Okay. Yeah. Right? Not well.
Starting point is 00:25:08 All right. It's weird when you meet, when you know a doctor or something, you're like, you live crazy. Doctors live crazy. Yeah. I feel like we've been answering the question backwards though, which is when does your therapists develop feelings for you or what it's signed uh i was thinking of you developing feelings for therapists that must happen all the time because i think transference oh yeah sure because
Starting point is 00:25:29 therapists listen to people right and i think that's actually like what a lot of people just want romantically and so they're just like i'm in love with this old man now i mean i've heard i know people who have fallen in love with therapists yeah that's a classic bartender whatever situation where it's like wow this person i'm paying to listen to me i suddenly love them They always have whiskey when I want it. This person seems to really like me. Or Hot Priest. Sopranos.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Every plot of the Sopranos can happen in real life. That's true. Do we have any good answers? I mean, this first one is incredible. This one is technically answering a slightly different one. My therapist told me point blank. We stopped the therapy and we got into a relationship. We also both left our partners.
Starting point is 00:26:15 however be careful what you wish for or who you fall for because my therapist turned out to be a completely different person in real life he was amazing in the sessions i felt safe with him cared for listened to i respected and admired him and then i grew to love him however once we got into a relationship i actually got to see him beyond just one hour a week and boy was he a completely different person i didn't recognize him who could have seen yeah it is an ego spot that recognize i think it's crazy that they it's like you were only seeing him one hour a week and then you broke up with your partner you know i mean there was no interim phase where you were like hanging out more at least double your sessions but also anglo spotted anglo spotted
Starting point is 00:26:56 you're from england admitted they say i became his emotional support and boy did he need a lot of it he had mood swings like a pendulum and was an emotional basket case i initially tried supporting him but his anger issues were too much to bear became abusive and i felt trapped therapists like many people and things in life are not what they seem yeah they're trained to put on a front remember if something's or someone seems too good to be true it probably is oh baby thanks wario i love the idea of a therapist who uh convinces their their patient to leave their spouse and date them and they're like turn out that was a bad guy yeah not a good dude in the end can i just say that like no one else would be capable of spitting more game than a doctorate
Starting point is 00:27:40 of love which i think is what you get to become a therapist to be clear about what i'm saying i think i have so much like medical uh paranoia and i feel like my therapist is even nice to me i get very suspicious yeah uh well maybe you should explore that well that's the thing you can't do it because you can't trust the therapist because you're messing with your brain that's why That's why you need the books. Yeah, that's why I need the books. Just read the books. It's the same thing.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah, flip the script. All right, the question's by Anonymous. Yeah, so we can't figure out if they're going to ask another question about how to please your therapist sexually. There's a lot of answers here. Everyone's just giving stories like, well, my therapist dated me.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Okay, let's move on to the next question, but what an erotic beginning. Does cheating with a twin flame or breaking up a family create karma that you have to pay for later? Or is this karma absolved by twin flame love? Twin flame love.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Twin flame love. Again, for those listening, twin flames are like people who believe that they have a soulmate on like a psychic level with another person. Even if they don't care,
Starting point is 00:28:51 even if they're married, you must be their soulmate and they have to... And it's also, it's one of those things where people are like, by the way, my twin flame is
Starting point is 00:28:59 Justin Timberlake. Or Michael Jackson. Yeah, it's... Mine is George Bush. I won't stop until I'm with George Bush. My twin flame is George Bush, unfortunately. George Bush Senior. I'm his Laura Bush.
Starting point is 00:29:11 He's not the real Laura Bush. Get out of the fucking way. That bitch. I like that this is legalistic while also being completely insane. You know what I mean? Like, what are the technical... Twin flame here. Reading the small print of twin flame law.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I imagine this is someone who wants to, who believes their twin flame has a like a family yeah but it's like well
Starting point is 00:29:36 if twin flame you know is a soulmate from God essentially then it's good it's fine it works out
Starting point is 00:29:42 it trumps family you just hadn't met me yet yeah your kids are you know they'll have to deal with it
Starting point is 00:29:46 but God said that we're in love you invaded Iraq looking for me I was right here all along my initials
Starting point is 00:29:56 O I L i always think that's so funny okay um let's go the answers because in questions like these you want to go right to the community uh this is first of all great answer here uh claire another claire says thanks for the ask selena i'll be brutally truthful here but yes i honestly believe that it does indeed create a karma and no it's not absolved by twin flame love yeah and we can't forget that ultimately each individual has their own free will to act in whatever ways they want
Starting point is 00:30:27 to and actions have consequences good or bad i just like thanks for the ask do you agree i agree with that i agree that it's not absolved by twin flame love i think you're asking too much yeah come on i don't think it's absolved but sometimes i think that's just uh how it goes not that i would do it but i've in i have like experience with people where somebody in the family would ever cheated with somebody else but then they're together 10 years later and so it's just like well What are you going to do? Be mad forever? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:57 I'm not leaving. I love this TV. Yeah, love is love. Yeah. Ultimately, love is love. Why do I love this TV? Oh, because they didn't leave for the twin flame. They stayed with the family.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'm not going to lie. I thought you were talking about the twin flame was your TV. No, no, no, no. I was saying in this example, I look forward to cutting this whole thing out. because whitley was saying that people who don't leave uh their families after they cheat and they stay with them that this person is too comfortable to leave and so it might be a humorous situation if they said well i'm very comfortable with my tv and i have all my favorite shows here but i regret saying it now more than anything i've ever done in my entire life i like the imagery for
Starting point is 00:31:40 sure yeah and so when you're story building just know there are repercussions and there It's wrong to do it. Everyone's saying it creates karma. Nobody's defending Selena. It definitely creates karma. I've never heard the expression creates karma. Karma is negative points that... Oh, you're going to be paying that karma.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I want to try to see this person's profile and see if their twin flame is someone famous or not. I like when they are in love with a famous person. Who do you think it is? Who do I think it is? I mean, their twin flame. Their famous twin flame. Lance Armstrong
Starting point is 00:32:18 I think it's Lance Armstrong Oh it's Susan It's not Selena at all Yeah what the fuck She's asked 21 questions Does God keep expanding forever Good question Where does the need to be loved come from
Starting point is 00:32:29 Does being a therapist take a psychic toll on you Is your Airbnb losing business During the coronavirus pandemic Talk about psychic toll I feel like God is expanding And taking the value from my Airbnb This feels like a medieval alchemist person like all their questions are about spiritual matter i really like what is a good
Starting point is 00:32:51 full-time job for an introvert that's just a great question well they know that it's probably being a librarian so they're asking if that's cool which doctor it is best for a small bean how do you do it it sounds like she's a therapist i can't find anything else about the i still think she's career searching what does an epidemiologist do what it kind of sounds like she has a phd Anyway, I hope you find out. Did she delete the question about- I don't think that was her question. I think you clicked the wrong thing.
Starting point is 00:33:19 It says it was added by Susan Min and not Selena, who is maybe the singer Selena? Maybe Selena asked the question and Susan found it. I don't know. This website is so bad, dude. That's enough of this question. Yeah, I'm sick of it. Here's another one.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Whom should I choose, my love or my very cruel parents? That one seems tough. A classic. I think you've got to go with parents. Yeah, parents rock. They made you and they can unmake you. Yeah, but they're very cruel. Also, there's more of them.
Starting point is 00:33:52 There's two. It takes two. It takes two to be my parents. They buy you pizza. Ooh. They take you to Burger King. They're likely to have more money, although you can marry into more money than your parents have,
Starting point is 00:34:04 and then you should, I guess, just go with the one with more money. Okay, this is asked by Yash Ranjan Mahapatra, and he's asking a lot of questions about because he wants to marry a Dalit girl but his parents are not accepting of that. He's a general man. Can a general man marry a Dalit girl? Also he is 14 years old.
Starting point is 00:34:24 And he's 14 years old. That's cute. Do you think a general man is like someone in the army or it's like a regular man? Haunting picture by the way. It's a baby. It's a regular old guy. It looks like the boy from The Grudge.
Starting point is 00:34:38 this might be a deity this is definitely a baby deity well it's the grudge god stop saying the baby deity is the grudge god i think it's a damn grudge god not good don't go in the shower his hands gonna come out of your head how because they both get cursed i like the idea that if he is 14 that the parents are neither cruel and the girl is not in love with him this is sort of like a total invention of a teenage mind yeah a lot of these questions are my parents that won't let me go to the movies or katherine who is completely in love with me but i have not talked to uh procreate he says choose yourself first boom uh your life next and your finance and your job next and your emotional well-being next oh sorry the thing fell so uh
Starting point is 00:35:28 he also said if you were born to cruel parents you should choose your partner very very carefully You should double-check their character, behavior, and lifestyle thoroughly. Check whether your partner's love for you is real and whether you both will be compatible with yourselves. Love is different. Living under the same roof is completely different. Tips for men! That's a tip for men.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Classic tip for men. General men. Subramania Rao says, This is the stupidest question I've ever heard. Yes. No, it's not. First of all, you're on Quora. Can you change your parents or siblings?
Starting point is 00:36:04 And, of course, you will eventually find phasing, love. What? I don't know what that means. I don't even think that's a language barrier. I think he's popping off. This guy's saying usual advisor next to your apartment is his qualification. Oh, spooky. This guy's a punk.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I don't want to listen to him. This is a different cultural thing. I think the culture we're dealing with cares more about their very cruel parents about what they think as opposed to our society which we don't give a shit. Shut up mom and dad. Also love marriage
Starting point is 00:36:35 is a different concept. It's a concept of an arranged marriage of like I want to pick my love or my very cruel parents who make me marry someone else.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Right. So there's many things. The thing about Quora is that like 85% of it is in India. It is mostly Indian people. And they don't have as much pop punk there
Starting point is 00:36:54 so they don't know that parents are just freaking dumbasses. That's true. They just don't understand. You need to shut up. Ever heard of Sum 41? Asshole.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Should we read more? You look like the damn grudge boy. The answer is listen to your parents. Brush your teeth. It's not so bad. Listen to your parents. We got one on the bottom saying your love. Obviously your love.
Starting point is 00:37:17 You are already stating your parents are cruel. A lot of these Quora questions are just like read your question back to yourself because you already know the answer. Wow. That's so beautiful. Well, I mean, that's why I feel like if you find yourself on Quora,
Starting point is 00:37:27 or you're in a bad mental state because there's no... You're desperate. Yeah. And there's no one quite as desperate as the people in our next segment with Hollywood celebrities galore in Quinsletown.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Here we are in Hollywood where we see quora celebrities like Jordan Peterson and Orson Scott Card. Here's a question. Why does the Joker do stand-up comedy and have a Netflix-exclusive show? Does the Joker do stand-up comedy and have a Netflix exclusive show? I got a butt in here.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Joker does not do stand-up comedy and does not have a Netflix. He does stand-up comedy, but he doesn't have a Netflix show. In that one movie. In a bunch of stuff. The Killing Joke. He has a show? No, not in the movie. He goes on Robert De Niro's show.
Starting point is 00:38:14 He goes on his talk show. And he shoots him in the face. Wait, what's the Killing Joke? The Killing Joke is one of the comics where the Joker does stand-up and he has a really bad day and it makes him into the Joker. I had a bad day. That's exactly how it goes. That's how we all become the Joker.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Was that song written for The Killing Joke? Yeah, it's about the Joker. Is The Killing Joke a separate movie? It's just a comic book. Oh, it's a comic book, I see. What's the show on Netflix you're talking about? That we don't know. I don't know what the Netflix show is.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Do they mean like Batman is on Netflix? I think they just mean that there's a movie. I want to see if we could see him doing stand-up. Is he talking about The Penguin? I don't like this character. It's so true The Penguin has a new show. Do you mean the penguin? Do you mean the penguin?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Show me this comic. Just double check what you're asking me here. I want to see if we can, I've never read the killing joke, but I was curious if there's a- I think we have time to read the whole thing right now. I wanted to see if there's a part where we can see the Joker doing standup.
Starting point is 00:39:09 He's just like, I haven't noticed how dating is hard. Looking at this makes me feel like an old parent because I'm just like, this is ugly and scary. Why are we looking at this? When are you going to read the Iliad? Why are you reading this?
Starting point is 00:39:25 Whatever. who cares uh he does he does do stand up in the movie he does and they had real comedians in it like isn't like mark dorbin did it or sam or something yeah which means he's canonically part of the dc and i think tim dylan was like caught out of it and really mad about it or something no tim dylan was in the second one okay so he was he's trying to marry lady gaga security guard right right right huh i remember there was controversy because he was talking shit about it claire did you see the second joker movie yeah how was it really bad really bad it's pretty bad did you see it they lost the magic you're saying i have not seen it i haven't seen
Starting point is 00:40:04 and i love lady gaga so it's hard for me it's no uh star is born i'll tell you i'll tell you that it's a musical right kinda but then it's like why and then it sucks well because the first movie is Taxi Driver and King of Comedy, which are two good movies. And then the second one is Some New Thing. Yeah, the second one's Some New Thing. If you're making a movie and it's a new thing, just start from the beginning.
Starting point is 00:40:32 They should have ripped off a different Martin Scorsese movie. It should have just been Goodfellas. You could tell that Todd films. You should have made The Land Before Time. The Land Before Time? The dinosaur cartoon? Yeah. You should have put the Joker in that.
Starting point is 00:40:44 That would be awesome. You got to take a nap. Answer me this, Batman. Man, where did I get this tree star? Well, if it isn't a long neck. I made a big hot comet come down. Oh, man. We got to dissect your brain, Alex.
Starting point is 00:41:06 If I burn money, can I help decrease inflation? This guy also asks. Great question. We would have done that. Mike Taylor. How did we get on this guy? This is the guy who asked the Joker question. there's one answer on it from a greek guy who says what now i didn't hear or see it and i'm
Starting point is 00:41:22 kind of astonished wb discovery allowed such a thing does the joker indeed have a stand-up comedy show on netflix the joker formed dc comics that's close to christopher i guess it'd be good if they did a who framed roger rabbit style like full hour comedy special where the cartoon joker comes out great it'd actually be awesome because he could do like you know physical cartoon stuff like on a big stage and he's so funny yeah he keeps shooting himself in the head or whatever the crowd's just like laughing gas at the crowd robs the bank that seems like cheating of comedy crowd for the animated joker half hour or a full hour if you if you put laughing gas in the crowd that's cheating yeah but there's still you're still
Starting point is 00:42:09 killing not a real comedian you're killing but it's of the nature of the joker it's part of his being he cheats he doesn't care he's a bad guy he's not a real comic he told dimitri martin he couldn't do his little drawings you're just ambidextrous it's not funny he's irish now this is the irish joker i've got a prank for protestants okay wait this is enough of this i'm moving on i can't hear more joker boys considering the immense popularity of the castrati in former times have any modern singer slash songwriters or band frontman attempted the procedure of self-castration
Starting point is 00:42:51 i wonder what it would sound like if the joker was castrated i think that's why he sounds like that okay no changes um modern castrati opinions marilyn manson uh can suck his own dick that's the opposite that's like extra balls that's like having four balls yeah i feel like some ball power ball power i feel like in the like doo-wop era they just figured out how men could sing really high right without castrating so falsetto yeah but it's also like that's not a popular form yeah and also uh the four the frankie the four seasons what are those yeah they all had their balls for sure yeah yeah so the answer is we just got better at it straight up and honestly we don't need to do that anymore figured out that you can go yeah but our singers
Starting point is 00:43:49 are all too horny now right we have to keep them focused that's what i was gonna say autotune yeah i think the only reason to get into singing is for the tang and so honestly like straight up like why even bother if they're gonna cut you down like that yeah all that tang so the castrati i like that it's like literati but it's castrati i like that too the downtown castrati so they were cut their balls were cut off in order for them just specifically to keep
Starting point is 00:44:23 their voice they stop puberty when they're boys and you have them fall down a knife escalator and then it cuts their balls off and they never realized that maybe the boys could just learn how to sing or there'd just be new boys there'd be new proper boys
Starting point is 00:44:40 every year just throw your boys to the wayside Well, you have to retire your boys at some point. Well, I think in the past they would all die in a war, and so you couldn't just keep getting hits from them. Because the Gauls would come and take them all. But then that makes it even less reason to cut their balls off. And also, let the girls sing.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Well, let's not go crazy. Well, then I think they're like, oh, we have girls. Yeah, girls exist. That's the thing is we have girls. Now we have girls. We have boys at home, and it's girls. Were we recording when we were looking at Girls Fest 2025? No, we were not recording.
Starting point is 00:45:12 We were waiting around looking at my TV showing us ads. For Women in Music. Women in Music Fest, but it was as if women had been invented two years ago, because it was just anyone who's had a hit in the last five years, plus Erykah Badu. That was like the oldest
Starting point is 00:45:28 woman that's ever participated in music. It was a big poster that just said, like, Women! And then 12 pictures. We love them. Doji's in it! Get excited! Doji. Doge. Sandy Pearl Butter says they would not be immensely popular today.
Starting point is 00:45:45 We don't approve of castration for any reason. The Castrati were boy sopranos who were castrated so as to not experience the voice change of puberty. Currently, the part of Castrato is taken by the countertenor and by a female singer. We have girls. That is classical music. So they invented girls, basically. They invented girls, pretty much. They didn't have girls back then.
Starting point is 00:46:04 We didn't know about them, so they had to cut their balls off. Glorilla is in it. They invented Glorilla. It's too bad that wasn't in the recording We just have a picture of Gracie Abrams Irene First says Castration had to be done when the boy was young But this isn't
Starting point is 00:46:22 No one is answering They're just saying what it is I know what castration is We know all about that Hey we're married Why isn't an adult man trying to do this And the answer is because there are girls What if you want a beautiful singer
Starting point is 00:46:37 Who is also your trusted advisor with little birds exactly maybe we should look up have any has any modern man self-castrated to say i mean there definitely is an answer and it's going to be really sad dangerous google search it's not going to be fun i do not want to go into it's just going to be uh the the what's the benedict cumberbatch movie what is that where he plays uh turing alan turing turing Did he castrate himself? He was chemically castrated by the state for being gay. And for knowing so much about the computer.
Starting point is 00:47:10 And because his voice was so deep. And he was a beautiful singer. Our scientist can't sing at all. Quit playing with those computers. Save a beautiful voice. Save us from the Nazis. Okay, let's do another question, I guess. You can network our computers.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Did you know John Lennon's song Hey Bulldog was originally called She Can Talk To Me and was written for Lena, John's twin flame. Is Hey Bulldog a real song? This all sounds fake to me. Hey Bulldog. The problem is we cannot listen to it.
Starting point is 00:47:45 We will put this on YouTube and John Lennon's estate will shoot us in the head. Yoko Ono, Common Shears, Executives. You thought you could play Hey Bulldog on your little show? That's for Lena. Everybody loves to hear it.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Only Lena can listen. There's a very weird alert here. It says, this question should be phrased with neutral and sincere language. This question's wording makes it seem like a joke. We're intended rhetorically to make a statement rather than looking for helpful answers. I don't think so. It doesn't seem like a joke, per se. It's the least joke I've read.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Is it Lena right there? I guess so. Oh, look who asked. I remember why. I remember why I put this in the doc now. I remember why I put this in the doc now. because lena jane lennon is is the person who wrote it and she her whole thing is that all she does is ask about uh what it's what she should do as john lennon's twin flame you think we
Starting point is 00:48:38 wouldn't find this shit new york city singer songwriter memoirist and ever ascending free spirit twin flame slash twin soul of john how do you think um how do you think yoko feels about this um i bet you find it interesting yeah i bet you find it interesting i bet there are a million people just like this already, and she does with them every day of her life. Yeah, totally. But he wrote one of his songs for her. Well, he wrote Hey Bulldog. Yeah. Hey Bulldog.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Don't make me bark. Can we look at the lyrics for Hey Bulldog and see if maybe... Take a spike collar and bite the mailman. Oh, it's a real song. It's by the Beatles.
Starting point is 00:49:22 It is a real song. It's by the Beatles. Oh, the Beatles. It was originally actually called Hey Bullfrog, not Hey Lena. What did she say it was called? She Can Talk To Me. She being the bulldog. The dog. The dog can talk.
Starting point is 00:49:44 The dog could talk to me. And it couldn't. He was just on drugs. There is a section. There is a passage in it called She Can Talk To Me. You don't know enough about this. Actually, there's a lot of truths in this post. so far. I'm going to control F. Lita.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Actually, yeah. No, it's not on Wikipedia. It's not on the wiki. It appears she is not recognized formally by the estate. Let's hear more of her questions. She says, how's it going? We'd love to hear from twin flame couples now in divine union who are slash have addressed
Starting point is 00:50:12 mutual substance abuse slash addictions as a key mission to be worked out as one. Lord. You know, I'm actually in a couple with John Lennon. Not good. Why does every biopic about John Lennon aside from being utter crap feature the most homely dudes imaginable
Starting point is 00:50:28 to play John. He's such a gorgeous man. These actors are painful to watch. Actors is in quotes. She would know too. I know. They're in love. They're paid actors. George Soros is putting ugly Johns in the movie. Did you know that John Lennon was
Starting point is 00:50:48 privately envious and in awe of the Almond Brothers? I did not know that. I did not know that. That seems 100% real. The Allman Brothers. Did you folks know that John Lennon's favorite holiday meal was his Aunt Mimi Shepard's Pie? I did not know that.
Starting point is 00:51:03 I guess you'd have to be closer with him to know that. You'd have to pretty much be twin flames with him. This is all just John Lennon trivia. I like the question to go up a little bit. Why would you ridicule what you fail to comprehend? That's a great question. That's good. That's really good.
Starting point is 00:51:17 I'm trying to comprehend. I see what John saw in you. I think all of us need to sit and think about ourselves right now. Why do Quora moderators consistently reject credentials and articulate wealth-informed answers from verified spiritual communicators or channeling experts? They're jealous. They're fucking jealous,
Starting point is 00:51:35 and they wish they were in love with John the way you are. I love thinking of her behind the camera like, what is this people's problem? I don't understand. I'm trying to form a spirit bridge on the internet to my deceased love. You're just dealing with the bureaucracy. She has 3,000 answers
Starting point is 00:51:56 that are all just like weird little, I don't know what, graphic design things. I actually like that artwork right above. It's all John Hartwina. There are two owls in this one. Cosmic. She's kind of spitting here, honestly. I mean, look, she's dedicated her life
Starting point is 00:52:14 to the fact that John Lennon is specifically in love with her. What does that say right there? God is good. All the time. All the time. That's interesting, isn't it, though? We've just said that a lot.
Starting point is 00:52:24 And we have never said that before on this podcast. And now we are connecting with it on Lena Lennon's page. And where does she live? Tell me you didn't have a plan. New York City. And what is John Lennon doing now that he faked his death? Uber driver. Uber driver.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Claire took his Uber the way here, and we listened to Lena on the phone. Wait, where does that say? I'm sorry. I'm making that up. Oh, okay. She does live in New York, though. It's a Hail Mary callback. It can only be attempted by extreme professionals.
Starting point is 00:52:57 It did not work. I mean, I need to take a nap, too. I'll take a nap. I do want to say that looking at this page, you look at it and you're like, thank God John Lennon's already been murdered, or this woman might be a real threat to him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, so many people will try to kill this guy.
Starting point is 00:53:14 They try to kill him. People love to murder John Lennon. So that they can keep his beautiful face to themselves. Yeah, he's like a... She's made a lot of art of him. Object of fascination. I kind of actually really like this artwork. Yeah, it's, I don't know, maximalist.
Starting point is 00:53:29 She's got a lot going on. I like that cross. I thought that was really cool. It's cool. I don't know. Go check it out. Everyone who's listening, go to Lena Jane Lennon. Oh, I like those crosses coming out.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I don't know. It's doing it for me. You know what? Yoko, you got to leave that man. He's for Lena. If you forget her last name, just remember it's John Lennon's last name. I think if I was a twin flame with a beetle,
Starting point is 00:53:53 I'd want to be with Ringo. Yeah. Good news, sweetheart. He's around. Do you want to do one more question, Alex? I got to do it. Fashion. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Okay, hold on. Let me get the sound up. There is now. Uh-huh, honey. It's the button that I hit all the time. Do we have a name for our fashion segment, Alex? I don't. Does anybody have any suggestions?
Starting point is 00:54:20 Catwalk Quora. Catwalk Quora. That's pretty good. That's what I was going to say. Catwalk Quora. When is it okay to wear a black cowboy hat? All right, partners. Chime in.
Starting point is 00:54:32 If you're a dark hacker. I talked about this last week, and you got all mad at me about it. Did we do this last week? No. After we stopped recording, we mentioned how we wanted to do it. I was like, well, if you're a hacker, and you were like, what? You fucking idiot. And then you hit me right across the face.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I did hit you, but it was for a good reason, which is the black hat, white hat does not specifically refer to a cowboy's hat. That would be absurd. That is what it is. That is what it is. No, it's just a little, it's a baseball cap you wear to pull over your eyes.
Starting point is 00:55:01 It has to do with cowboys. I don't know what you guys are talking about. There are hackers and they wear hats. It's definitely cowboys. Haven't you seen Westworld? Yeah, those are cowboy hats. Those are cowboy hats. That's not a cowboy hat.
Starting point is 00:55:14 They're kind of fedoras. It's a damn spy versus spy. Spy versus spy. Classic. Not a cowboy hat of any kind. In Westworld, they had a fedora hat. You sound like city slickers. Remember in Westworld, they ask you if you want to have a white hat or a black hat?
Starting point is 00:55:27 Yeah, I feel like there's a Western cinema convention that there's the white hat and the black hat. That's like good and evil. I agree with you. I just think that you should only wear one at a respectful occasion like a funeral. black and white hat symbolism in film but again we're now we're on wikipedia please watch the 1903 short film the great train robber it was a twain they're fucking different than normal hats they're very special only true rustlers wear them and the point is you can't wear one all the time unless you're texas strong
Starting point is 00:56:16 yeah you can uh randy ham says heck i actually wore one to my wedding i was trying to blend two cultures my wife is chinese so instead of the red silk suit i had a red silk vest on my tuxedo later changing to a blue silk vest for the reception that evening for my own culture being from Texas, I wore black boots and a black Stetson with the suit. The tux. So that's great. He's improvising a bit here. That sounds like a great wedding.
Starting point is 00:56:45 That would have amazing pork. Keep in mind, this man is a former intelligence analyst at the United States Navy. Can we go to Randy Ham? Can we click on Randy Ham? I remember exactly where I was when John F. Kennedy was shot.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I was in Dallas. What is it? Is that a baseball bat? This is a baseball bat with a barbed wire all over it. Oh, scary. Does it represent the Berlin Wall? My cat is losing it. What's she doing?
Starting point is 00:57:18 Years of admiring, chasing, and losing to the fairer sex. That's a great bio. Does he mean women? Yes. What happened to his wife? Oh, maybe he chased her off. She probably left him because of his crazy cowboy hat and personality.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Because he was a dark hacker. his barbed wire bat. Yeah. I don't know. Something weird's going on here. I'm getting some red flags around Randy Ham sometimes. Randy, what a name.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Watch this. Randy Ham? It seems like he's asking questions that are really about international politics. If you're in the military, do you have to have a name like this? International politics,
Starting point is 00:57:55 like if Isildur had destroyed the ring when prompted, what would have been the end of Sauron and everyone else? of international I mean the answer is obviously yes right because
Starting point is 00:58:05 later Gollum does it and it is the end of Sauron so I don't know what to tell you read a book if you have to destroy read specifically
Starting point is 00:58:12 three books read three books and the Silmarillion which is more of a compendium let's scroll down see what else why is the katana
Starting point is 00:58:22 so popular in dystopian movies is this really the best sword to carry after society collapses because it's the coolest one
Starting point is 00:58:28 obviously you're not going to have a 50 folded steel blade with you in that situation what happened to your chinese wife i get so pissed off sometimes wait what was that one which one which family member are the you most proud of or wish the most to make them proud does he need help figuring that out my husband good answer my husband from a very lanky master student at iit when we would travel in tempo and rickshaws or just walk as we never had enough
Starting point is 00:58:58 money oh and now he's a fully fledged senior group leader in australia oh nice i hope you can make him proud her husband i wish to make him proud uh i'm so i'm so proud of you um this guy back to the cowboy hat black cowboy hat someone says whenever you want is there any reason it wouldn't be okay it's just a hat am i missing something that's me basically you can't wear a cowboy hat in many situations, frankly. No. Like what? Bank robbery.
Starting point is 00:59:29 They're going to be like, it was the guy with the damn cowboy hat. What if you never wear a cowboy hat? Well, because they're going to... Okay, go to your local hat vendor. Hey, didn't we buy any giant black cowboy hats recently? One guy did. I think one guy.
Starting point is 00:59:43 But then you throw it away, yeah. There was a shifty fellow was in here. You throw it into the river like it's a gun. The way you city folk talk about cowboy hats. You damn Yankees. It's just like finding a rattler in my damn boot. In any of the 11 Confederate States of America, try it in Great Britain, and you'd be laughed at
Starting point is 01:00:04 and called a total twat. Okay, hold on, please. Rikki Tak said that. Anglo-spotted. Freelance writer. You'd be called a twat. Anti-communist. By people in capris and, like, puma shoes, so that's fine.
Starting point is 01:00:21 By people with the worst sense of style in the world. I feel like Americans like wearing cowboy hats in Europe especially. I feel like that's the main time to wear a cowboy hat because then you're just like, well, I got to take a little bit of back home with me. Sure, yeah. What if they contributed to the sartorial landscape?
Starting point is 01:00:43 Gingham. Tartan. Tartan, Gingham. Teeth. Let them finish. Funny, funny teeth. let's do our final segment okay yep oh I forgot we have one more
Starting point is 01:00:59 yeah that's yeah Paddington rain boots okay so our new segment that we have just started doing and everyone loves it it's a huge hit is our weekly call in segment where listeners call in with their own questions and it is of course is that okay
Starting point is 01:01:13 is that okay great cat needs to get neutered and have it's balls removed We fucked it all up We fucked it all up Why is it doing this? What is happening?
Starting point is 01:01:33 How do I restart it? Or whatever It feels like a sample to an awesome song I do feel like The Apple autoplay thing is kind of confusing It's not Jeremy's fault Thank you I'm so scared
Starting point is 01:01:51 This is the question hi core raiders i had a question my girlfriend's cat needs to get neutered and has have its balls removed and i was curious like if you cut off a cat's balls and then showed it to the cat would it be able to recognize that the balls in the jar or whatever are the same balls as its balls or would it be able to not tell that that is my question that's a really great question um i think we now know that you just get a girl you don't need to do that you don't need to do that you get a big cat the cat doesn't need to sing it's a cat i think it's one of those things where it's like remember when you're a little and someone said got your nose oh my god they got my
Starting point is 01:02:40 nose but then you very quickly realize that that wasn't your nose right um i think it's like that but for cat I'm going to start doing that it's like the opposite where they're like what the heck is that oh no those are actually my balls
Starting point is 01:02:51 those literally legit that jar is full of my freaking cojones would that be a weird thing to say to someone just go to them
Starting point is 01:02:59 got your balls got your balls got your balls go to their garage that would be weird got your old wiener that's funny I like got your wiener
Starting point is 01:03:06 it's wiggling wow that's that's epic sauce that's like a truly epic fucking I think if you did that in like a frat house in 2008
Starting point is 01:03:18 you'd be a god that people would actually go insane for that you get the whole egg got your cock it's so small give it back hold on I'm gonna eat it
Starting point is 01:03:34 drink like nine beers to get it back those are the rules and anyway I don't think the cat could recognize it. You don't think so? The cats are licking their balls all day, every day. They're like, hold on.
Starting point is 01:03:50 The nature of the cat is to live in ethereal fleeting moments and then once the balls have left the body, they will not be able to recognize them as they have departed their vessel. Can you say that again in Jordan Peterson voice? No. The nature of the cat is to be ethereal beings. I'm trying to be real for once.
Starting point is 01:04:07 They'll never understand the feeling of their balls. sure be fucking real one time I've been crucified that's the show you guys stuff to plug yeah may 17th if you love comedy you love laughing there's a we're having
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