Quorators - Lust in Translation

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Obama still swinging that thang all over the place? Should I leave my boyfriend if he said he likes thick women and I'm really skinny? How do men feel about rating another guy's cock or having your cock rated by a guy? --- Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators Get even more Quorators @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

You ever meet Ice Cube, Claire? Ice Cube? No, I met IceT. Really? Nah. How'd you meet him? Why? What was the context?

I was helping Lance Bangs shoot an interview with Ice Tea for this Vicerland TV show. That's pretty cool. All right. Was he tough? He was tough. Okay. He was nice. His house was weird.

Sure. It was like a glass. It was a glass house. It felt like a glass house in Staten Island. Did he throw? Stone's at anybody? Because he shouldn't do that. You would be the last one to do that. Stupid.

Obviously, everyone with a big glass house knows not to. Especially if they're on law and order. Are you going to join a girl jackass glare out in L.A.? Was there now? No comment. There's all sorts of jackass.

What are you scared to hurt in your little arm? Well, it's called Jack Puss, which I'm not crazy about. I don't know. I kind of like this. I kind of like Jack Puss. So something about it.

I'm not jiving with, but they seem cool. I like those people. I like those people. There's been a lot of drama online because I've been reading the jackass reddit just for fun. And people don't like women over there. But they are really against the name Jack Puss. And they keep saying. They hate getting stung by bees.

They keep saying, why not Jill ass? And I'm like, that's terrible. worse. Jack Puss. Here's what is so good about Jack Puss. Shut up. What did Jill ass. Jack Puss is a real first draft idea that just gets set to publisher in a way that's bold and taking the scene by storm.

I like it. I just heard about it just now. The other one that people on Reddit. The other one that people on Reddit are really circling around is Jack Lass. Oh, I do like Jack Lass as well, though. It's a little harder to say. It's a little more OMG twee kind of feeling to it. It's a little bit of...

It's a little 2004. Reddit Fedora kind of feeling. Anyway, shit's getting crazy over there. John C. Riley yelled at Steve-O on a podcast. It's going nuts. About all sorts of crazy stuff. I didn't think you were a big jackass head. You're like 18 years old.

I live for drama. Okay. Well, my wife is really into jackass. Really? I have seen every episode. of all the spin-off shows. Is that true? Yes.

Is she always doing stunts? One of our first dates I ever went on was us sneaking into the jackass 3D because we were underage and then we had to watch the whole movie without glasses. It was just blurry. That would be. It was like, wow, Steve was covered in poop, I think. I can't tell, but they seem really hurt. It seemed really uncomfortable with whatever's going on up there.

It's fun drama. Okay. Jack Puss is the final name of the product. Send it to the publisher. We got to get Claire in there. Get Claire on Jack Puss. I'll do crazy stuff if the money is right. Claire, what's the most injured you've ever been?

I broke my wrist rollerblading once. Cool. That's the way to do it. It's very easy to break your wrist rollerblading. And it hurts quite a lot. You stop with your wrist. You're falling down wrist first. And they have you wear knee pads.

in case you end up blowing somebody. Jesus Christ. Folks, it's Quarators. Come on, man. Come on. In case you blow someone. He's a nasty man. Nasty man.

He's a... Nasty man. Nasty gill ass. Hey, I'm just playing. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jack Alex. You're tuning into Jack Alex. My name is Alex Dach, and this is Quarators.

You're making the introduction for the show very confusing for me. And you know I have attention deficit disorder and every day is a mountain to climb. My name is Jeremy Capulets. This is podcasting without AdRol. We were walking over here and Jeremy goes, I'm very tired, by the way. I hope you're ready to carry this one. Alex said that's the last thing I want to hear. Yeah, I did.

I'm also tired. I've been sick. I haven't been sleeping. Right. Are you unleashed some? Am I unleashed? Are you unleashed? Are you leashed?

I'm usually leashed by the fact that I'm healthy. Right. But now that I haven't been sleeping? You're quite unwell. The leash is off. Uh-huh. I'm going to not cough, which I feel like makes you insane when you hold in a cough for an hour in 10 minutes.

Well, it kind of just sounds like you're like a cool stoner. Hey, man. I'm doing a podcast. I need you to carry me, dude. You're going to say more than that. I'm going to say more things. I'm just. Weather report.

I'm thinking on them. No, don't do the weather report. Weather report. He's unleashed today. It's Jeremy. It's Claire. It's Alex. We have no guest.

Our guest kind of bailed on us. That's okay. But he'll be back someday if his assistant allows. That's right. His booker allows. That's true. His assistant keeps him in a cage and he puts for the stick. That would be a bad situation to be in.

That's so true. If you're a comedian, you're a touring comedian, you don't need to be in a cage. No. You're doing so well. Well, often these contracts are predatory contracts, and you don't read the fine print. All of a sudden, you're in a cage. They're in a cage.

They're making you do a song about how you beat Shack at basketball. It kind of steals something from the light of your eyes, and they drag you around America, doing it for the troops. And then later, you have too many guns and you scare people. And then when you die, nobody says too much. Would you guys perform for the troops? Nope. I don't think I would.

They're not asking me to. If they asked. Can you imagine like doing Quarators podcast before, like for the troops? Just being on a stage and being like, ah, look at this guy. He wants to have sex with his dad. Anyway, go out there and kill for our country. Kill for me. Kill for me.

Have they done killed Tony for the troops, I wonder? This sounds like it would definitely happen. It's too triggering. Oh, that's true. That would be rough. Just a bunch of soldiers doing open mic jokes. When you're in the shit, every day is kill Tony. That's right.

That's for real. And Tony is just a variety of brown people. A school full of young Tony's. You feel like you're on Broadway with all the Tonys out there. Good Lord. Anyway, guys, that's been Quarators. You guys have been great. Now make sure our Amazon packages can get through that string.

Keep it open. Greater Israel, 2028. We're like yelling it from the stage. We haven't done the show yet. We just yell it up top. I'm doing like a Chuck Schumer style thing where I'm like, I think Israel's already great. We're hedging on it.

Anyway, today we found a guy who likes getting fucked. And he holds glow sticks. We did. an episode once where I feel like we made fun of some gay guy on Quora for being like really, really horny. And someone was like, so now we're just making fun of gay people on the podcast. I was like, I feel like we make

fun of all horny people. Making fun of horny people. It would be discrimination not to include them. Yeah. And this is a natural segue by the way into our theme for... I know. That's why I'm bringing it up. If you've ever seen the 1995 film Lost in Translation... It's more like 2003. Yeah, I was going to say.

If you've ever seen the 1984 film Lost in Translation, you've thought, wow, this movie is just like my lived experience. Well, you're going to love this great Quarator's episode, Lust in Translation. 2003 exactly nailed it, Claire. Really? Nailed it. Time is just getting away from me. Young Scarjo. One of me faves.

One of me fave movies. What do you think he's whispering at the end, Claire? What's a funny thing for him? apples and oranges apples and oranges apples and arras you're going to marry Michael Chey

close close but not quite close close close so close Michael Chee you have you have like the gift of prophecy but it's slightly off

it's five feet off all of my predictions are just a couple feet away from where they should be watch out in 2001 a plane is going to hit the

subway next to the world trade center. And she's like, that happened two years ago. Whatever. Fuck you. Bitch. I can predict 9-11 will happen. I'm fucking Bill Murray. I was in Caddy Shack.

He was just yelling. Yelling at her. Anyway, this week's team is lust in translation. Right. What does that mean? Well, it's all about sensuality and the things in between, Jeremy. Wow. So there's a lot to the world of sex that's more than just hidden in me jeans.

Hmm. For starters, things like the weather report are sex. It's very nice out. Today it's just right. Go ahead. Put on your regular shirt. Your regular shirt. Uh-huh.

How's it in L.A., Claire? Is it nice over there? Guess how hot it is. 72 degrees. 95. The today's high will be 93. Cheesh. Oh, but is it closest without going over?

Because then I lose. Um, I didn't, nobody wins. Nobody wins. The UV index is at eight. We can't start including the UV index. This is weather report. It's going to be nine eventually. It's very, very high.

Use sun protection until 5 p.m. That's a incredibly late time to be using some protection. As someone with a baby and you're always supposed to be looping those suckers up, it's just really annoying whenever I'm over a four on the UV index. because I want to just put you out there. You have a lubed up, baby. Give her a big hat. Oh, yeah.

She has one. It has cat ears and a little cat face. Okay, that's pretty good. She grabs it when we go places like Indiana Jones. You got to stop putting your baby a situation where she's pulling her hat last second out of a falling door or whatever. In this house, do you shape up or your ship up? And she's lubed up too.

And you're lubed up and you're boobed up. You're a baby. You're a baby. not really boobbed up anymore. That's a big burden on women. And maybe that will come up today. What does that mean? Breastfeeding.

Okay, but what is... Boobed up. Yeah. Being boobed up, put a boob in your mouth. Your food is boob. That's so true. Huh? The food.

No, no. The food isn't the boob. The food tube is the boob. The food tube is the boob. The boob is a food tube. And the boob gets the party started. Mm-hmm. And that's what we're, that's what this entire campaign is about.

It's a food tube, boob. Fuck on those. It is. Should we do our own question of our life? Yes, Claire, what's the question of your life? Hold on. Questions. YouTube said we could do it.

They said it wasn't illegal. Who's saying questions? With Alex. There's a guy I paid. It's like a different guy. No, it's me. The question of my life. You know, it's because it would have involved even just 30,

seconds of effort to get a second person involved. Do I have to put sunscreen on my eyelids? That's a great question. That's a great Quora question. I think the answer is no so long as you never close your eyes. This is going to be a Quora that is full of people going, I don't know. That's fine. I can tell you that.

We're not even checking on this. I have been really badly burned on my eyelids before and it does hurt quite a bit. Really? I feel like I have two. That's because you're sleeping. You're staying sleeping. When I'm on the beach, I'm awake planning businesses. Yeah, Jeremy hustles on the beach.

I'm making money. I'm trying to get him to relax. He's selling my towel. 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. that's one day. 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. that's a second day. I'm outpacing you.

You can't be thinking that at the beach. Money mindset. 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. is the most UV radiation you're going to get all day long. You should not be. You should not be hustling then. My eyelids do not see the sun because I'm awake and I'm making money. Hand over fist.

All right. I'm going to go ahead and drive this car. We're going to go ahead and start our space of the week here. You weren't driving a car, though. That is a great car sound. Space of the week. Now, can I ask Alex, who says space in the weekend then? That's actually Shakira.

Oh, Shakita, Shakita. I paid her a lot of mine. We're here in blowjob fantasy.cora.com. Adult. Why didn't you want to tell me that we were going to do this? I thought you liked it. I just feel like, no, no, no. It's because I feel like we were discussing everything beforehand

and we're all laughing about it. And then I just had this vision fucking Dune style of us being on the podcast and reading it and being like, we already laughed at this. We already did all the laughing that there is to laugh about. Jeremy drank the water of life. Uh-huh. and saw blowjob fantasy.

I saw the golden path and it led to us not reading it to Claire before the podcast. So blowjob fantasy. Do not stray for the golden path. I'm a big worm. There's three contributors and 3.8,000 followers. Wow. And it is a header and avie of this woman who is, well, she's filleting a banana. And I got to say, you could just be eating it.

She could be eating it wrong. She's eating it from the side. sort of sticking it in her cheek. She's corn on the cobbing the banana is what it looks like. I think she wants you to think it's going in her cheek. And I don't know if this is AI or what, but it is not in her cheek. It's kind of just poking the side of her, the front of her face. I will say, you know, you're like, oh, she's filleting a banana.

I don't think, I guess my objection is that she's not eating the banana correctly, but she's also not blowing it correct. Like that's not really. See, you don't see the hand holding the banana. And what it looks like to me is when a baby is trying to feed you food. Kind of the way it approaches where you're like, it's not quite in there. That's a little stressful. It's not good.

It feels bad. When I had to watch your baby a few weeks ago, when we gave her some food and she was like mushing it all in her face and she would be like, and you want some? And it's like, no, I'm actually good. By the way, how would you suck off this banana said my baby? If this banana was Shaq, what would you do? Come on. My baby's in love with Shaq. Anyway, the description here is posting my.

my deep fantasies of getting a blowjob. Just one guy's. All that takes is one. It has 4,000 followers. I didn't go to the post because the post, as far as I can tell, are all just gifts of sex. No, the posts,

I mean, the questions are good. But the questions are good. The questions are damn good. I just love this picture. It's a really good picture. The three contributors are Aditya and Adichia Kumar and gift. GIF lust. Gift lust.

And that last contributor is what makes me think the posts may be sexy jiffs. Yes, they are. Due to Jif lusts involvement in the project. But the questions are really good. Would it be nice if a blowjob should be legalized in corporate as part of incentives? Okay, yeah. Do we think?

What do we think? What do we think? Should that be legalized in corporate? So this comes with health care, dental. I'm in, I work at GE and I'm a lifetime employee. I have a pension. I've been there for 30 years. Okay.

I'm just trying to clock out the end of my days. but I find out if I work enough overtime, I get nice blowjob. It's like, is that going to keep me on weekends? We cannot give you more overtime pay, unfortunately, because the economy the way it is. And unfortunately, you've hit the limit on comp time. We can offer you a blow job. It says here that we can offer you slump time.

And that's when you go crazy on my mouth. No, I'm just looking at the files here. Have you ever had sloppy topy at work? Ew. I hate that. That's an Alexism. I mean, I would like Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross if this was what that was about, where always be closing men when you close, you get the blow job from the boss.

And you would be which character in Glenn Gary, Gwen Ross? I'm not saying I would. Oh, I thought you were saying you would. I would like the idea of Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross more. Yeah. If there was a blowjob incentive instead of just like a set of. of steak knives or whatever. Alec Baldwin screams at Jack Lemon.

Hey, blow drops are for closers. Right. He's trying to get his dick sucked. At the end, he's like going up to the dick suck machine. By the way, it's a machine. It's like a robot. That is more ethical. That way it's fine.

Anyway, it would be Glenn Clary. I think Al Pacino's blowing them. You think Al Pacino would what? I think Al Pacino is the one who has to blow them. That would be fair. From Glenn Garrier. He has a lot of vigor. His mouth is always open.

His mouth is made for action. I just watched that movie for the first time like two nights ago. Really? There's no blow drops in it. There's actually zero women in it. I'm sorry. Let's slow down for one second.

You watched Glenn Gary, Glenn watched the first time. I can't say right. You think of Glenn Clary, Glenn Ross now? Or you watched scent of a woman where who was from? No, no, no. I did not watch Sense of a Woman. I watched Glenn Gary, which Albuchino is also in. Sent of a woman.

Doesn't pass the Bechdel test, doesn't pass the blowjob test. The thing about Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, is that there is not one frame of one woman in that movie. No, they would slow it down. It's really funny to realize at the end that they talk about women a little bit. They do. They're like, I wish we were getting paid with blow jobs instead of a steak knife. They're like, have you guys seen Jack Puss? They should call it Jill Puss.

They should do Jack Lass. That would be more welcoming. Ed Harris screams about that. He screams at Kevin Spacey about how it should be called Jacklass. If you haven't seen the scent of a woman, that's one of the top movies of all time. Yeah?

I haven't seen that. It involves Al Pacino being able to smell a woman. I feel like he could already do that. Not quite like this, hot shot. It used to be so easy to sell a movie. Uh-huh. Now everything's got to be like the purge but for sex. Back then it was just like,

what if Al Pacino is in it? What if he has a young ward who doesn't talk too much so you can let him go off. The whole movie's just him going off the whole thing. People love to see Al Pacino. What if we put him in a new movie? What if he can't see them? In theaters.

He can't see in the movie. There's a part where they let him drive a car around Gowanus as fast as he can. And I'm like, there's no way no one would die. His other senses are heightened. His like, Ward is yelling like, like, laugh, left, left. And it's like, you all die. instantly. I don't think you say Ward a lot. That his boy, Ward.

They have no blood connection. My ward. I would like to read You would love to have a ward. I would like to read another question for Blow Drop Famations. Please read it. If that's even allowed. If I'm allowed to read Quora on this show. Again, my Blow Drop Fantasy, of course, is that

I am getting leads for my real estate business. Jeremy is out of damn control today. Why don't they normalize dick grabbing as a proper way to to say hello to handsome men. Why don't they do that? I think because the men would complain too much is why.

Yeah. It's one of those things that sounds like it would be good, and then if it happened to you even one time, you'd be like, we're getting rid of that. Who's they? I did not like that at all. Who's they in this question? You know, the people, you know, the committee that normalizes things?

This does seem like an area. Do not normalize this. This is not normal. It does seem like. an area of the internet where it could be the Jews. That's just something that they could be. Every year, me and my fellow people get together and we say, I don't know. Dick grabbing is a way to say hello.

And then someone says, only if it's handsome men. Check the Talmud. All right. Next order of business. Single handsome men. My daughter can marry. That's right. A nice Jewish boy.

You can check their seat, as it were. The question, what's the best anal you've ever gotten, which I think is slightly off topic. Wait, I actually do want to answer that. Okay, yeah, go ahead and say that's very off topic for the space. Or say, please stay related to blowjob fantasy space. Don't tell them we're a podcast audience. Slash host. Okay, I'll change it to.

Audience. Tiger expert. That's good. Great. And the question, the answer was, that is off topic for the space, this is blowjob fantasy. But I would like to see what somebody's best anal was. Oh, damn, all these questions are wild.

A lot of these are normal questions, to be fair. Like, how do I suck my husband's dick for longer without my jaw aching? That's a normal sex question. It's a crazy thing to post on Quora, perhaps. But I think that's probably a thing many wives and husbands are asking. Sure. And maybe you're tired of posting on, like, glamour magazines forum. Right, right.

Right. I'll go right to blowjob. There's not really a great place to post it. I guess there's, I'm sure there's a Reddit. Wait, go down to the one with the slap in it. Where do you see that? Scroll, scroll. My boyfriend slaps me if I touch teeth with his penis during blowjob.

How can I avoid this? How can I keep my teeth away from his penis? Any tips, ladies? Ladies. There are four answers on this. I hope they're all like, get out of there. How can I avoid this? First of all, he slaps you, leave.

Thank you, Bailey. Find him who tells you, guides you. But I got you, girl. If you just lightly wrap your lips to at least cover teeth. Also, sometimes if you're okay with a deep throat first and get your jaw warmed up. Hey, Lee Mae, you don't do much. You didn't do much. I do like that.

She was playing both sides. She was like, you got to get out of there, but also you can do this. But also, there's a way to do it. Hang in there. Let's say he's perfect. There's a helpful answer in there. Is there? Yeah, someone says, use your mouth guard.

I think that person was doing a joke. No, I think that's real. Many women wear a mouth guard. It says I have one that helps me stop from grinding my teeth works great. I think Brandy, Brandy, Brandy is a little blowjob freak. I mean, she's a submissive and loves everything about it. You're actually misreading that it's she love everything about it. What is her profile picture?

If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats you like an option, you'll miss finding the one who treats you like a priority. How do you know you're a submissive? Thanks to everyone who sent messages helping me stay strong. I think this actually is a person who was a submissive and then went through a breakup. Now there's an arc I'd like to explore. I think this is a Dom who broke up with his submissive brandy. Dom's going their own way.

Yeah. She asked the question in February, what's your fondest memory with your sub? Probably eaten the second half. Come on now. A lot of sex questions. Shut the fuck up, Alex. Anybody else knows that's the name of a sandwich? Wait, I like the, go up real quick.

I want you to take your husband to be able to get his entire fist in you. Are there any tips you can share? Very politely worded. About 20 minutes. I hate that I know what you're supposed to do with this somehow. Tell us. You've got to make the duck face. The duck face?

This is what I've seen. You mean with your lips? This is what I've seen in comedy skits. is they do this one. Okay. You're saying with his hand, you're saying with his hand, you make a duck bill.

You make a sword, and then you slide out in there. I let you get in there. I don't know. Duck bill. You know, I take back what I said, I don't know.

And then once you're in there, you kind of open it up and you go like, he he, and you grab their organs. Puppet time. You can do, you know,

Mortal Kombat stuff from that point. Pretty cool. What are you hitting? What the hell? I'm trying to see if there's anything in here that's not just blowjob photos, but I think it's all blowjob photos. Okay. Well, that's okay.

I kind of got what I wanted out of this space. Me too. Which was a blowjob while the camera was off. Hey, man, we're at work. It's just one of the incentives. If you listen to the podcast backwards, you can suddenly hear me getting blown. This is lust and caution. We're in Quaker.

It's lust and translation. Oh, lust in translation. God, him unleashed, Jeremy. he's off his leash this is this is the gloker hit the button hit the button this is our

your manosphere questions like in a Naruto style how do men feel about rating another guy's cock or having your cock rated by a guy huh well I have a man I guess I could answer that question I would like it if I got a good rating but not like it if I got a bad one

okay because it's kind of like a Google I need full five-star reviews to get my name out there. It's like WikiFeed, but for penis. Exactly. The people I know who are on WikiFeed who have good scores are kind of like, they kind of think it's funny. The people I know who have bad scores are like, it's just harassment and illegal.

Take it down. It does seem somewhat score-based. Yeah. So cock rated by a guy, I don't really mind that it's a guy doing it. I have a very relevant Reddit post that I was going to read on our bonus. Should I just read that? Sure. So I was going to do. There's no rules.

Do you see a guest here? I don't see a guest here. I'm sorry. I didn't know there were rules to a podcast. The leash is so off. We're going to Reddit.com. Shut up. Okay. So on our bonus episodes, we often read the Reddit 10th dentist, right? Which is for people, it's like, you know, nine out of ten dentists agree. This is the 10th one. It's people posting unpopular opinions. It's your quirked up dentist. I found one last night.

Reminder, Jeremy, edit this out. No, he didn't find one. Jeremy. He's stalling because he's making it up. More straight guys should get on Grindr. No, I disagree. I like that. This is relevant.

Read this, Alex. I am a heterosexual grinder user. Yes, I am a man. No, I am not closeted. So that's something you have to write at the top at a lot of these. I used to be incredibly insecure because of my penis. It's a little on the small side. It's a little curfew.

and it's uncut. It almost feels like a pun. You're so close to it being a pun. Small and curvy is something you don't see a lot, I got to say. I was scared to have sex because I thought women would think it was weird and judge me. Enter Grindr. When I was 20, enter Grindr. I really got drunk and decided to send pictures of my penis to random gay dudes on Grindr.

I thought it would be funny to watch them react in horror at the side of my weird penis. First of all, insane thing to think. I'm pausing so long, it's no longer a podcast. Time to scare gay guys on Grinder with the sight of my weirdo penis. You hate that I'm the whittler for genitals. Imagining a guy on Grinder opening up and being like, Weird! Weird, weird, weird, weird.

It could be a lot better. Much to my surprise, they loved it. Well, some of them loved it. others blocked me. They all told me that they loved how thick it was and how big my balls are. Nice. This gave me confidence to finally lose my virginity to a woman. That's, I don't.

This is strange. Now, whenever I feel insecure, I get on Grindr, find a horny dude and send him a picture of my penis. Does a single-handling given me a thousand percent confidence boost? Wow. I will save my editorializing until the end. If more straight dudes got on Grindr, there would be no male loneliness. He says, 40 dudes would no longer fear rejection because their most intimate parts have been reviewed by gay men.

The insults would finally get laid and would learn to respect women. Straight men on Grindr. They would learn to respect women? Straight men on Grindr could fix gender relations forer. End of post. If there's one thing that made me respect women, it's probably sending pictures of my dick to strangers on Grindr. A strange man.

Who told me I have big balls. Wow. You're thick like a question mark Is that a thing people saying? You're thick like a question mark. Big balls, I meant. Is that a thing that people are like giving thumbs up to? People like big ball.

I'm sure gay guys like big balls sometimes. I feel like big balls. You have big balls to me. No offense to this guy. Sounds a little like searching for a compliment. You know what I mean? Like when you see someone's play and you're like, you really tried out there.

You have big balls. I don't know. I think from from no one talking about your balls to someone saying something nice about your balls, I would take the ladder. You better, you better not start doing taekle and do. Also, I don't know, I don't know what that means. Because you got a huge target down there.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Also, if I was insecure about having a small penis and I said, here's a picture of it. And someone said, the balls are big. That would make me think. It's making me laugh every time. It's making me think I have a small penis. Well, I think that.

It's like, well, when you put it next to such a tidy dick, the balls actually do look quite large. Here is my criticism is can't women also give compliments? Can't women also give compliments? The premise here is that women do not want pictures of penis. Oh, I see. That's true, and the horny gay guys do. But also it's like he wants to test it out on the guys first

because it's easier for him to do. He's not as scared to show it to the fellas. Right. Now, I do think that gay guys on Grindr do not want to be your penis therapist. And when they're giving you compliments, it's because they want to meet up at your house and fuck you silly. Not because they're trying to make you feel better to have sex with women. Their culture is not your costume. Yeah, for real.

It's emotional labor. It's emotional labor to look at your small but wide penis. Also, I'm not sure it would fix gender relations for real. No, I don't think it would. Whenever I see F.R. written out on a post, it does make me laugh every single time. Imagine someone say for real like that. For real. They don't have time to say all the parts, the half of a syllable.

That's for real. I think this guy needs to nut up and just, he needed to just sort of go for a woman first and say, hey, do you want to go on a date and then hope that she would see your big balls later? Right. She's not going to, no, I don't. Unless she's like a huge bitch, I don't think she would be like, your balls are too big and your penis is too small. I don't think that would be,

I don't think anyone's going to be saying that to your face. No. Okay, so the original prompt is that men should get on Grindr because they don't have confidence. Straight men should get on Grindr. You need a group chat. Do you know who would hate this is the people who are on Grindr regulars? That's what I'm saying. They don't want you to do this.

They want to fuck you. This is a bad use of grinding. They're not coming up with compliments for your penis for fun. No. They're not here to play for rural. No, for rural. I don't know. I feel like we can't,

we can't speak on this because we are not of the gay community. Call up someone. Okay, I think I can speak on it because I don't think they would be on the gay sex app for like building confidence of straight men. No, not for that, but they want to look at their dicks.

Maybe they do. I don't know. Yeah. That's just locker room. There's some gay people, some gay guys who like the idea of straight guys. being on Grindr because it's like, ooh, maybe we can change. Yeah, that is a whole, but they're not being changed.

Form. I think this guy. It's all about the fantasy. This guy needs a group chat of like-minded straight men where they all share penis pictures with each other every day and they give each other, they hype each other up. And they say, hey, nice dick today. You need a group chat, homie. Hey, I love.

We and Jeremy rate each other's penis every day in our group chat. Dude, your girl's so lucky. Your balls are so big. They're getting bigger. Wow, you must be so vulnerable to strikes. What? Fuck off. It's the only thing I think of big balls.

It's just like you are so ready to be hurt in so many scenarios. You're so like Spartan-minded. Like everything for you is filtered through fighting people. You'll bleed out like a pig. This is why no one wants to send me their balls. I just see the big red target like in a video game boss fight The straight solution for this

Would be not having so much of your self-worth Invested in your genitals Yeah In a non-sick society That would be the direct way out I guess in this where we're in the marketplace of come Yeah I guess get on Grindr And get your clout up

Get your cloud up. Get your cloud up. Send random guys your dick. Dude, my grinder karma is so high. Thanks for the penis kind stranger. Penis gold, which is pee. Penis. Yeah, a golden shower on Reddit's a different thing.

It is. You can collect it. Well, this was a good Reddit. Thank you. And on Reddit, we don't read the comments because they suck. Also, if you thought that was funny, head to Quarator's Patreon, because that's what we fucking do over there all the time. All the time we do that.

Or other websites. Or we look at Chinese vertical films. And it takes those like 10 parts to get through. It's really good though. I think it's the best it was ever done. Anyway, back to Quora. How do men feel about rating another band's cock or having your cock rated by a guy?

It seems like it actually is going to solve the male loneliness crisis. For real. Would you like to read the answers on this? Yes, I would. Chat model, computer project management. I worry this is a robot. I don't know.

Say men's often like compare with other winky face. I don't think this is a robot. No, this is, this is human flaw. Let's hold on. And often like seeing others male cock. Think sex is natural, small, medial. Medial. Huge, no problem.

Your penis is medial. I like the, I like the use of meatyel. I like the use of meatyel. in a regular sentence. You don't hear that very often. Straight, bisexual, gay, by curious, no problem. If you respect other people and everyone have a secret garden. That's a perfect Quora answer.

I'm glad that we read it. Huge up for you, chat model. Now, the only other answer... All right, trying to be clicked on chat model, so I can't read the other answer. It says French Adult 55. All right, so that's kind of adding some color to this. They're in the spaces. following him now. Dempsey's sexy man bits and show your dick.

Well, lovers of man juice and meat is also nice too. A lot of them. And me. You're bulge through your pants. If you click it, it's going to show that. I see no bulge. Well, it does look like very French pants, you admit. I must admit.

Can I put this on YouTube? All right, brother, you could not just show a picture of your pants this close up. I don't even know what anything is. That could be his ball. This is his bulge. I feel like I'm on Geogessor right now. Read this other one. Pipe layer and pipe taker, that is the name of one account, says,

I don't rate the size. I rate how he is stroking it in me size. Not shit. If he is not stroking it right when he's fucking me. We aboded it. Now this is a pipe layer and pipe taker. Oh, of course. So they know both sides of the equation.

Nobody has any. blood flow into their brain because they're so erect. Which again does make them very vulnerable to spears. I know this is. That's a penis. Rate mine, eight inch.

Cool guy one. Okay. This is a cool guy with a big dick. Or so I would guess. But I can't click on the picture so I don't know. There are a lot of interested related questions here.

Like how does male frittage feel like? Whoa. I've never heard that word. Frotage? Frotage. It's when you just go crazy down there. This he's cock on cock-on-cock-robing. We actually read a whole website about this.

Who sucks? Really? We read several websites, I believe. Yeah. Wasn't that the whole goys.org thing? Goys.org. No, I didn't use the word froatge. They did.

They did. It's frauding or whatever. What? I edited it. They for sure did use that word. Yeah, because their whole thing was that it was gay guys who are anti-gay sex for homophobic reasons and all they do is fronting. Oh, I remember that.

Yeah. They have brain fraught. I'm fraught. Is this thing odd? It's odd. Oh, it's odd. They have brain fraught. Who sucks?

I have long. Men or woman? Like, that's discourse. I have long penis. Maybe click on that question because I want to see if there are any women. Who do we think? Who do you think is doing it? Men or women?

Who do you think is better? I would assume men. I think really. I think women probably eat pussy better and men probably. Solly Salk better. I think that's a really funny way to be misogynist. Just like, guys do it better.

Sorry, honey. First of all, there's probably a lot of people who are misogynist that way. But, yeah, gay men.

You have the, you have the feedback response and the, like, service. Sorry, guys, just do it better.

A lot of guys are lazy, though. You ever see a guy do, like, housework, chores? All right. We're walking right into your famous bit. What is a,

what is blood job, if not chore? What is blowjob, if not sure? I feel like You ever see a guy Vacuum Who's joke?

Who's joke is this? David Borey's like It's all work Blow job, hand job Oh sure That's funny That's good Blow joy

I think that's what they call it On something 30 Rock It does sound like Tim Allen bit From like 1994 No this is Jeremy's From 2026

Well it's gold And y'all ever see it Out there Y'all ever see it man Vacuum You gotta get get out there, man. And then I start hitting my knee.

You got to hit the mics and hit your knee with them. And also laugh a little bit at your own joke. What do you do it that way? That's how they know it's funny. It's funny. And I'm not, I'm just joking around.

Hey, I'm just playing. Now here's my 25 minutes on trans people. We had an answer from Phil CCL on Who Sucks Cockbetter, men or women. Can you just read his credentials real quick? Because I don't know if this is somebody who really should be answering this question.

Hill's credentials aren't. suck cock whenever I can and I always swallow cum. All right, hey, this guy probably knows. I wonder if he reuses that. Just for all of his post. What type of lizards are best for keeping at home? Phil here, I suck cock whenever I can and I always swallow cum. We're going to want as a bearded dragon.

Trust me, I've been a beard. And I've taken down a dragon. I've had a beard. Would have been fun here. Whatever. Shut up. Don't question. in me. Well, if you didn't read the experience, the first sentence of it is, as a man who sucks

cock, I have to say men do. First off, I absolutely love to suck another man's cock. And the man I'm sucking can always tell that I am receiving great pleasure. Okay, so this is not who we want to hear it from, right? Phil? We want to hear from woman. He's the best. I feel like we want to hear from a bisexual man who has had their cock sucked by a man and a woman. I feel like a guy being like, I suck cock better than girls. It's just, that's nothing. I mean, it's nothing to me. The thing is, I feel like I laid the case for Phil before he even got in there. He's like, oh, they come when I do it. It's like, yeah, that's pretty much all of them.

That's how it ends. Phil's Post might as well have been, I fully agree with Alex on this. In what way? That man rule. It's just boys rule girls drool. Yeah. But not in a good way for this particular instance where it might actually be a actually drooling would be quite helpful.

A benefit. Keep reading. No, read the rest of this fucking thing. I thought you said we didn't want to read. You said out loud, we don't want to read. I mean, I do want to read it, but I don't think it's the correct way to answer the question. This is not the way. What we need is a bisexual man who is getting budge up from men and women.

What you meant is I'm shaking my damn head at this. I am shaking my damn head at this. Okay. I go in with the plan to give him at least half the pleasure of sucking his cock that I am receiving with my pleasure. And my pleasure begins as I get into position and see his cock up close. and the knowledge that he's going to allow me to suck his cock in balls. The moment his cock touches my lips and slides into my mouth, I feel a euphoric sense of pleasure.

This is actually just poured. Unmashed by anything I've ever felt before. This is amazing. Unmatched by anything you've ever felt before? Nothing else exists in that moment. And when I achieve my goal of bring him to orgasm and I feel the warmth of his fresh cum filling my mouth, We need like two explicit logos on iTunes.

I swallow every drop of his delicious seed. I'm so sorry if you're at work at 9 a.m. right now. You're at your office job. Someone walks past your desk and gives you a wave and you're like pulling out one headphone. And they can just faintly hear everything goes black for me. First come filling my mouth. If this is your first episode though, it is always like this. And you have to fight.

And also you have to fight and you can't tell anyone. Uh, okay. Good for a guest bailed on us. Okay. Every drop of his. Delicious in translation. Delicious seed. Some women might swallow, but very few actually enjoy it the way a man does.

My neighbors right now, by the way, think that I'm, someone is screaming at me about wanting to suck my dick. They're like, God damn, he's really not wanting to suck. Just let him suck it. I see having a man come in my mouth. as my reward for giving him a fulfilling blowjob. It's like when a dog gets a treat

for taking a pill. But in this case, his treat is getting to take the pill. His treat's the comb. No, it's not. No, it's not. What do you mean? That's what he said. He loves come.

Can he love a cum? Phil's treat. The dog's treat. I think you're saying, you can't, guys, don't pay your dogs and come. No. You got to give them money. No, dogs want money.

Fifty-four people up. voted this. Dogs are workers. Dogs are workers and they need a union. Go down. I want an answer from a woman. I just like Butler's saying goodness that I better myself. So enjoy getting a man off my mouth and I

enjoy his seed. Nothing like it in the world. This is such a feel good chat. You know? And then someone else says, okay, this is where I'm at. Yack Man 52 says stick to the question. Do you think you please a man more sucking his cock than does a woman? I like Barry Combs response. And Butler says, yep.

Yep. Bury Combs just says, thanks for sharing. Thanks for sharing. That's great to put on Facebook. That's good to put anywhere. So this is the thing. So James says, to be honest,

I give way better blood drops than the average or professional woman. God damn. I've been told. He's been told. That's how we know. I don't know how I'd feel about that that I'm better than a pro.

Like my natural scale is better than like someone who does this all day. Now, Evelyn does say this is really a no brain or only a man knows what a man feels. Men give the best blowjabs, and I've seen this with my own eyes on many occasions. Same goes for women eating pussy,

which is what Alex said. And she's a photographer at Big Photo. You've seen this on your own eyes in many occasions? Yeah, dog. Estelle, who is an older woman, says, I agree wholeheartedly. Thank you, Estelle. Upvote for you, madam.

Okay, so everyone is in complete agreement here, except for Jeremy. I'm not, I'm not disagreeing. You're just explaining. I'm just... Okay, Evelyn... She's married to a bisexual. So it's basically what we're looking for.

She's also a diaper lover. Oh, no. Diper lovers since 13. Since 13, well, I bet you loved it before then as well. Still love wearing my diapers and using them for their intended purpose. I'm here to have fun. Enjoy the people. And lend any type of help or give advice to those that may be lacking.

So actually, I enjoy diapers, bondage, water sports, spanking. And when I was in college, Scat ruled. It was a college thing. Scat rules. Scat rules! That's awesome, dude. Good for you. Scat was like arcade fire to me.

So many people were just having more fun than I am. You know what I mean? You don't love anything the way Evelyn loves diapers. Truly, I don't think anything rules as much as Scat does to her. My favorite part of this was that she uses diapers for their intended purpose and not all of those people who abuse diapers and, diaper play. I know, dude, it's sick. Are you trying to eat the diaper? That's not what it's for.

You poop in it. You get wipe. I think she's the closest to the answer we've seen so far. That's all I'm saying. Hey, you know who I bet this lady loves is Donald Trump. I heard many times guys suck better than girls and until recently I've always had women suck my dick. That's from Futa

primitive. Interesting. Okay. She says a few weeks ago I met a guy anonymously because I just needed my dick tucked and it was beyond anything a woman has ever done. It wasn't just better. It was so much better. It made me rethink where I should get blow jobs from. Just this morning. It touched the right word? No, it's a typo.

They were kind of on a fire there and it was just... Just this morning, I met another guy anonymously for a quick blow-and-go. And oh my God, this guy was an absolute throat slut. You're a complete throat-lossed. Girls, y'all need to step the fuck up. Oh! Because it's not even close. I recommend every straight guy find a gay cock sucker and just close your eyes. Trust me.

This is a real boy's... rule for them. It really is. Also, a lot of, like, I think the theme of this episode is like straight guys, go gay. Get out of here. Gay guys will love your cock. Get a blow drop from a gay guy. They're going to give you more compliments.

This is the blowjob version of that famous Tyler, the creator, tweet. How is bullying real? Just close your eyes. Just close your eyes. How is gay blowjob real? Just close your eyes. Gay Blowjob. I like this answer from Jim Satara.

I filled a gay boy's mouth in 30 seconds. All right, Jim. Well, so... Full name. That's really awesome. So is that more of an accolade for them or is that an accolade for you? Well, Jim is very happy. Look how happy this guy is.

As is his right. He looks like grinning Mike Myers. He looks like the Grinch got bleached. The Grinch got bleached. Because the Grinch is green. But you just look at anything like the damn Grinch. Oh, he does look like Grinch. I guess it's Mike Myers.

Pull up the Jim Carrey Grinch right now, you unleashed dog. More like Brendan Fraser It doesn't kind of look like Brendan Frazier This is what you think he looks like You're not seeing that This man's a monster You're not seeing it in this photo

I think he looks like Mike Myers I like Jim He's my friend Jim is good I have no problem with Jim I have nothing against Jim He seems like a nice guy You guys excited for the next

I almost said Harry Potter Austin Powers They're making another Austin Powers This is the first I'm hearing of it. Come on, tell me this not the same dude. It's not. They're the same hair. Have we considered that Jeremy is face blindness?

No, those look identical. Actually, Jeremy is the one who don't know what people look like. These look identical. Look at his eyes and his hair. Alex has known what people look like. He looks like the Grinch. He does look like they bleached the Grinch, which was a fire burn that was left out in the cold. Caucasian Grinch.

I swear to God, dude. I was going to call the cops on me. Imagine the Grinch filling up your mouth with his green load. This guy's so excited. He answered the question of Monday. Which body part do people shave when wearing a thong bikini? He says, everything. That's true.

They do. What a cool guy. Oh, wait, never mind. He's actually transphobic. Fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck? His most recent question is shut up, you transgender ref piece of trash?

All right, well. Get off a Jim's page. God damn it, Jim. One of these days I'm going to use the computer. And I'll press the button. And you press button if you're so good at it. The last one we should read is Tim Jones. I feel like we got a quorum on this, but okay.

Tim Jones. He says, this is the only one we've actually. This is the only primary source. Okay, fine. He says, I've had a few blowjubs from men and women. Actually, someone else was a primary source. Lots of them were. They weren't both good, and I think that men in most ways are better at sucking dick.

If you really just want to get your cock sucked really good, then you would be well off to find a guy to suck your. dick. That's the smart money. So there you go. There you go. It sounds like everyone in the world agrees on this. And he says he sucks a lot of dick.

And he goes, many of those guys are married and they really enjoy me sucking their dick. And some of those guys have wives that won't suck their dick. So it's just more dick for me to suck. Oh, nice, Tim. Great. We love that. More for me. Thanks for posting on Quora.

Answer. Okay. That was this year. Now, let's go to question number two. Have you really only done one? We've really done one? We've done one question. Okay, well, we're about to get a little political here,

which is a bit unusual for the show. This is the quiz course. This is Blowjob Week. It's what it is. It's lost in translation. We settled on, first we said it was gay week, and then we said, you can't call it that. And then we said we can't call it not gay week.

And then we said that you're two from Boston to say that. I can't have a, this is queer week. I'm going to bring a queer week. week. We went to Queer Week and it was about you. I got to cut this whole episode, man. I like it. This question is, is Obama still swinging that thing all over the place?

No answers. No answers. No one brave enough. I'll go ahead and say, yeah. He's right where you left him, baby. He's in Martha's Vineyard. That thing is Larry David. And he's swinging it all over 8.

HBO. I was going to say his thing are his opinions on the latest hot tracks. President Poilist. Billy Elish really cut this one up. The answer is just yes. You have change our credit, but yes. Dark out one. To a tripo captain.

Yeah, I like that one. That one's good. Any of them, but the one that let them know we're doing a podcast is fine with me. Who asks this question, do you think? Great question. What if it is? Brandon Groupay. Who is?

Who is? To a substitute teacher at Boston Latin School. Shout out Boston Latin School. This guy rules. He has got four followers. My cousins did not go there, but they considered it. Really? Yes.

Dude, this guy's a sub there. He's asking questions about Obamna. Does Harry Potter respect gun owners? This guy is using Quora correctly. Lots of questions. He knows about Barack Obama and Boston Latin school and University of Massachusetts Amherst. Most of his questions are about, oh, your battery's like going to die.

Oh, my battery's going to die. Oh, I'm going to plug it in. This is just because you want me to get up off the couch. I want you to get away from the mic so I can finally talk about some real stuff. I step away from the mic so I can breathe. Chocolate rain. Listen and learn. Most of his questions are about Christopher Nolan at the top here.

A lot of like, what does Christopher Nolan know about the Greeks? and then there's some, why is Tom Holland so annoying? And then finally he gets into Obama stuff. He's asking a question like, what kind of bender would Obama be? Like, uh, air bender? I think that's what he means. Yeah, he's the avatar. What kind of bender would he be?

This guy seems racist. The more we go farther down, we go. When Obama is playing basketball at Rapid with his homeboys, is he happy? This is like a racist question, though, from like, I don't even know what year. You don't even, like, racists have evolved to a lot. You know how Obama's always rapping with his homeboys? His homeboys like Joe Biden. Black guys like rap, huh?

Alex says David, absolutely. No one can hear. Bruce Springsteen, his homeboy? He just kind of rap with Bruce Springsteen, doesn't he? He kind of does. He's kind of swinging his thing around on that podcast. Who's the real-life Voldemort? I want to apologize for Boston Latin School right now.

This is not. I like this question. Why does Sebastian Manuscalco prance around like a weird little guy? It's a really good question. I don't know. I don't know. I really don't know the answer to it. I can't believe how many questions about Barack Obama?

This man has asked in 2026. Are Italians literate people? Broken clock. Jesus Christ. Okay. Our goblins and trolls from the Bible. Let's move on to our next question because there's no answers to that. Thank you for writing in Brondon.

Let's do Quora romance. Okay. These are our Romance and love questions here in Quar Romance. Our first question about love here in Lust and Translation. But it's also kind of discourse. Should I leave my boyfriend if he said he likes thick women and I'm really skinny? Yes. I think you've got to leave him alone.

Yeah, dude. You got to get sicker. Oh, yeah, you could also get thick. You got a bulk up. I mean, you could kind of pick that. It would be kind of fun. If you start sleeping poorly, you'll add more cortisol to your system. That will also make you pack on fat.

Is that true? Uh-huh. Sleeping poorly? Yes. I'm so fucked, dude. Yeah. I don't sleep at all. Bowling ball by the end of the week.

I feel like everything is like, dementia is another one where they're just like, oh, you don't sleep enough? Enjoy dementia, idiot. Sleep is probably the most important thing you regularly do, I would say. I don't regularly do it, but someone does. It is very important to sleep. Now, that's not what the question about. The question is about fake women.

What about this related question? Is having big breasts worth it? No. It's a heavy load. It kind of is. But if you want to continue receiving your boyfriend's heavy load, you'll have to bulk up. And it's going to be hard for you,

because just so you know, guys are way better at sucking dead. You're at a deficit, huh? Yeah. I like a woman's... I like a woman's so thick. She is a man. Now, a lot of people are saying,

do not change your body for him. Watch to make sure he is not looking at other women. I like that one because it's very controlling, and her flair is just expert. That's Becca. John, who's a former mechanical engineer, says yes, let him go be with thick women. So this is both sides of the discourse. Yeah, I think you should probably leave him.

If you want a real answer, the answer is yes. I don't think you have to leave him. Why? I feel like this is something where you were just making out with your boyfriend and he got too horny and then said something he shouldn't have said. Oh, have you said this before, Alex? I've said it to my tiny wife. Have you gotten too horny and accidentally said that you like thick women? Yes, every day.

This is something I can't stop saying. He clearly likes skinny woman too if he's with her. So he could be sort of by, uh, sure by size. Like thick and yeah, by size. But the thing is like,

I do have the number of medded these comments just being like, story. Start eat up. Eat up. Eat up get thick, says Mr. P. I just want to point out that many,

I know so many people who are in relationships with people who they are not attracted to and do not like. So you never know. That's a really negative way to approach this. So many people? I've got a lot of... You're 17. I have a lot of unlovable friends.

Co-congratz on your four-year anniversary. Thank you. Just laughing up. I know it seems like a bad time to bring it up. We're talking relationships. We're talking love. Check the ring. I like to think that maybe he said I like think women to

encourage you to not have to be, to, you know, be body shaming or whatever or body dysmorphic. Because sometimes you get skinny girlfriend who is, you know, clearly borderline anorexic or whatever, and you got to be like, it'll be fine. I like them thick. Please. Please. Please. You need so many calories to live.

Eat up. Get thick. What if a famine comes? There you go. You know what? You're right. I take it back. This guy's actually a hero.

Thank you. Men are heroes. And they suck dick better. They are really good at it. Now I know. Heroes of the shaft. I'm learning a lot. This is my fantasy novel I'm working on.

This woman, this is her only post ever. Her name is Middory. Well, she has a kid. It sounds like her name is something else. Like her name is like Melody. But then somebody insulted her by saying she was mid. It was more like a mid-dur-dur-a. They're so young.

I was thinking her name is almost the same name as the guy from My Hero Academia, who's Medoria. Medoria. You love anime. All right, let's do a listener question. Even Claire knows it. Let's do a listener question. I might crash out to chat. Hit the button.

Every week on Quarators podcast, we read your Quora style questions that you can write in to Quarators at Gmail. Gmail. Gmail. What is it? Gmail.com. Gmail. Come out to Gmail, quiet. This is, is that okay?

Is that okay? Jesus Christ. Okay, try to keep it under 30 seconds. We have not listened to this in advance. No, I'm skipping this one. Okay. I want a quick one that I haven't seen a while, but this one says specifically it's Dragon Ball Z question, which I think we've done every week. We've done three in a row.

And, you know, if you want to hear me discuss these kinds of topics at length, there is a different podcast. Yeah, there's a very easy way to do. Let me just scroll back a bit. I'm going to hit this one. Hey, Corridors. I was walking down the street and this person was calling me a grease pony

and I was wondering what that means. Like, is it a slur? Is it something I need to do with my hair? I'm not sure. It doesn't sound good. Don't make me Google this. It doesn't sound like it's good. I don't know.

What do you want me to do with this? Put a grease pony and clod. I like the sound of it. Ask Grock to make grease pony. Grease pony. It says it's an album by Young butt piss. Young butt piss. Is this young butt piss right again to try to get word of mouth on their album?

Grease pony? Apparently it's a slur. A slur used against gingers. For gingers. A derogatory slur. A slur made by the artist Young But piss. What is happening? And the quote, and this isn't me saying this is this is young.

But Piss, but it's... Don't say it. Well, this is a lyric. You know, I can't just start saying rap lyrics on here. It's a risky road. I'm afraid to go down it, down this rocky road. Let's just say it's not a nice thing to say. I can't believe Mr. Butpiss would do that.

Mr. But I know he's young but... But he's old enough to know. He's old enough to get me in trouble for reading his lyrics. I think, um, is there a positive? spin on this grease pony like hey you're a stallion oh well you're a beautiful pony horses are gorgeous when horses ride hard they do work up a lather don't they jerry uh-huh and you got those brushes and in that case you want to make sure you arrest your pony so you don't put it in the dirt i was thinking about like a greaser like grease the movie musical like grease pony pony boy

what the pony be oh like a pony pony boy and you maybe just like generally like you're like a 1950s kind of guy. They saw you on the street and they thought that you were staying gold. Pony boy is a greaser, right? Yes, that is correct. Pony boy is a greaser. Grease is grease. You things are more confident about than pony boy being a greaser and not a soche.

Not a shosh. Yeah. So maybe this has to do with being a greaser. And maybe they're just telling you to, I think you're right. They're telling you to stay golden. They're telling you to stay golden. Hey, stay golden, but they also had a stroke when they said it. It's the golden grease pony.

Greece pony. Keep writing into the Corrater's podcast, Grease pony. Grease pony. And that's from Yurban Dictionary. Yeah, you ran into Young But Piss and they said, it's just a slur. There's kind of a lot of people who know about Young But Piss on here. I'm kind of surprised. This is Young But Piss emailing us.

Young Bup is at the top of his game. It's weird you can just have, you can have Urban Dictionary, say all sorts of stuff. Minimap. We cannot just let Jeremy click on Urban Dictionary for 10 minutes. There's no way to be. Alex, you're being a... Dotard. You're being a chongua, which is the next word.

And we all hate when Tia throws it. Jalopy. Get off of here. Thank you for listening. I'll kill you. End the show. What do you want for me? Folks, that's been quarter to another week.

And boy, we have fun today. We ought to learn about grease pony. We got to learn about sucking your dick. all different kinds of ways. And then some other stuff, but it was all kind of similar to that last part. Somebody get me a leash. Claire, it's been great talking to you.

Where can our audience find you at home and abroad? Get leashed.org. And catch me learning how to suck dick better like the fellas. Please do. Yeah, we're just laughing you guys. And that is, of course, on patreon.com slash quarryors. And as always, stay thinking. What?

Inking. Oinking. All right, urban dictionary is pronouncing oinking like inking. Come on, dude. This is the end of the show. Goodbye. Walkie-talkie.