Quorators - More Epstein Quora Questions w/ Felix Biederman

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How tough is a Navy SEAL in a street fight? How does Elon Musk remember what he reads? What is the loneliest thing in the world? --- Listen to Felix's podcast Chapo Trap House Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

and the sound of the robot we're back again quaraders america's premier quora based podcast wow another slammer going into the dj voice there that's right oh here it is on Facebook for crazy people. There's going to be a great show today. Oh, Quarrior's Weather Report. You don't need a jacket. Yeah, it's pretty nice out. Get out there.

We've had several people write in saying that they only turn into the show to see what to wear before they go outside. And today I'm saying no jacket necessary. It's March. Stand for something. One week ago, it was nice out. Yeah, when this was recorded. That would be really useful for the guy from Quantum Leap.

Oh, yes, exactly. He's like, I'm going to New York a week ago. I'm going to listen to this shitty podcast to get the weather that day. I wonder what the weather was like in New York and Los Angeles. I don't want to read a number. Don't give me a number. Give me a feeling. If you're listening, you probably heard the telltale sound of that.

Your favorite guest coming on back as a veteran returning to the show. So put your hands up and salute for Felix Biederman back on the mic. Felix, thanks for coming back. Thank you for having me. I have not been back in. Well, I'm not going to say the location. Sure. But I will just say I got mugged in this area many years ago.

And I think I'm like the only guy to ever have that. Yeah, by Peter Dinklage? Yeah. No, that's what was so embarrassing about it. I was probably the first person to have like a gun pointed at them here since like fucking Prohibition. it was really humiliating i didn't even want to tell people like if they had like stripped me at gunpoint i would have rather i would have rather been stripped at gunpoint in the financial district right then that happened to me here i had a hard time explaining to people i got mugged in green

point once cross it off that's a pretty bad one but like it's not as bad not nearly no this is very cute uh yeah it is pretty funny mike berbiglia lives next door and he says it's safe uh but yeah i think the lesson is you will be mugged somewhere that seems a good place to drop your guard completely imagine how long it would take to get mugged by mike berbiglia just tell you a whole story just look so so weak and unassuming what have you got mugged by jimmy what have you got mugged by jimmy carr and he's still wearing like the three-piece suit i i lived in greenpoint for i think yeah like fucking four years i lived in a lofted bedroom there my brother passed his like old apartment off to me and he was like this is great it's

a lofted bedroom you're gonna love it and i just hit my head every day when i woke up we were talking about whippets before you were like in a bunk bed no like a bunk bed would have been kind of charming i think like if i had a bunk bed now like i should be killed in my early mid-20s it's kind of charming that man's time to grow up well i think in the during my youth the era of maroon jeans and stoner shades it was like kind of charming you could be a mid-20s guy with a bunk bed sure you could be like in one of those knockoff uh garden state movies from that era but um no it was a lofted bedroom so it's just you know you have like a regular apartment and then you have to climb up a fucking ladder to be in this like attic that's

the ceiling was like five feet six it was terrible it's like an advanced negging style architecture just constantly putting you at odds it was pretty bad i got into like a kind of serious relationship chip at the time and there was something in the back of my mind like she really likes me because she's like going through this whole like ladder bullshit i had some shitty ikea bed there it broke like uh last like five months i lived there and so i just i had a succession of air mattresses that i broke because i'm just not like i'm not doing that again but um if you have a lofted bedroom out there that will give me brain damage i'm interested it comes to think of it it was a pretty good time in my life so if you're out there i am five foot zero so if the ceiling's four or

five i will take over your lease yeah and you'll hit your head every morning as you wake up open this let this little man into your big heart yeah yeah this is a perfect segue uh from one new Yorker to the next to talk about one of the most famous New Yorkers. Can we say real quick that Claire's not here because she's sliced her finger. Although, Felix, you kind of think that she's being a baby about it. I don't think she's being a baby.

I think it was a really... Well, okay. This is just a pet peeve of mine when people go like, oh, I cut my finger off. I cut my hand off. It's a regular cut. Nothing came off. When you slice the tip of your finger off, you can say that.

When I think cutting the finger off, I think at least you cut the tip off or you do the thing that the Yakuza do. You sever it as an honor dispute. You also don't anonymize yourself. You have no fingerprints. See, that's like, talk about working hard and not smart.

Because anything you're going to do to your fingers is going to hurt. So why not just put them on a griddle? The men in black style. They had the system. They touched an orb. They touched the Trump orb, but it's hot. and it belts your fingers off,

but you don't stick to it, which I found strange. But, you know, they got alien technology, so that's actually very easy for them. The really, there was a character

that Pablo Schreiber played in latter era SVU, which is the greatest insane show ever. Like, SVU after season, like, 59 is so good. It's so fucking nuts. But they have Pablo Schreiber

play, like, just, like, he's basically, like, a Japanese oni who sent to torment olivia and that's like the first thing we seem to he's like in a halfway house and he just goes up to the griddle and like puts his hands on it very frightening okay so for the record claire really did slice her finger with a knife or something she sent a picture with a lot of blood in it i know last time she was missing i said she joined the idf that was a joke this time Not a joke.

Did slice her finger. Real finger slice lie last time. I'm sorry for lying. She's going to have a lot of trouble extracting that semen in the IDF now. Yeah. One less finger. She offended the patriarch, her boss, the patriarch of the Dojima family. So hi, Dojima.

And failing to secure the empty lot and not convincing Kazuma Kiryu to take responsibility for the guy he didn't kill. In L.A., it's all about who you know. and if you know Kazuma Kiryu. On that note... It's another Epstein episode. We're reading Jeffrey Epstein's emails. He's sort of the Kiryu of a certain circle. You know, I didn't even put it in the list,

but I did find a bunch of Bruce Bolton questions in the Epstein emails, and I was like, I don't even think we should start talking about this. It'll derail the whole podcast. People are asking about it. People are talking about it. Bruce, was he asking questions in the sense of like...

was this a real guy from history or like do you know the actor can i meet him like what was he asking so these are all like quora questions that are sent to his email by other people that he was reading but the question was uh like based on his tastes is ruse bolton like mind controlled by the others or something like that it wasn't like ruse bolton good question mark no it wasn't super funny but i just like the idea that he was looking up like what's the deal with ruse bolton is he a vampire? What are we doing with this guy? Is Varys a mermaid? Everybody

needs a show. He's got to get to the deep lore. Well, he definitely was clicking around to a lot of other good stuff that hopefully takes us to new places compared to last week. We spent a while exploring his

prison interests, but he has a lot of other questions out there and they are answered on the questions website, Quora.com. I see every time that we go like just beyond his emails because you see his emails and it's like oh yeah i would never do this i would never like larry summers would never be like jeff she said she's not feeling me you have to stand up for yourself larry like they're all most of it is like so alien and like you know uh disgusting that it's like you know you you you can you can gawk at it but

when we get to stuff like this like what his quora was like like what his recommended cores were like i start going i don't like how much like overlap there yeah yeah yes yes these are risky episodes i've found myself several times being like i think anyone would ask that i yeah i got a side with jeffrey on this one like i think about it and his daily schedule probably like minus several very important things pretty similar to mine sure yeah yeah massage table in every room bill clinton painting well yeah i mean like when he's not doing his crimes he probably is doing stuff like yeah like reading the ray donathan fan wiki yeah like stuff that i would do going to an

afternoon movie to see his friend woody yeah the fact that the emails are spelled off in johnny sun style is very humanizing i never made that connection that's such a funny that's so funny to imagine that's where either one came from it's either johnny sun's in the emails or jeffrey was like i'm an alien but i am small but kind it's always like a full page printed out that was like amped was she hot it was holy shit it really was like the same same placement of commas same random capitalizations do you think oh man is johnny's son just really horny was that one of these type of left hand

yeah johnny's son was like do you remember when it was just like out of nowhere he was like boys with Lin-Manuel Miranda. I'm not accusing him of anything. Oh, man. Did Lin-Manuel do anything other than be really annoying online? No, but... He's an adult theater...

Yeah, he got beat up by Mortal Technique or whatever. He knows what he did. He made In the Heights. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what's In the Heights? Is that like West Side Story? It's like Hamilton, but instead of In the Past, it's in Washington Heights, and they dance.

Oh, where Mikey Miles lives. Yeah, exactly. It's pretty much about Mikey Miles. Before the Spider-Man stuff. There's a really fateful Casamigos bottle in that movie. But yeah, what are the odds that he read a Johnny Son tweet and sent it to Larry Summers? Pretty damn high, I think.

Yeah, yeah. They really talk about everything in there. Johnny Son, he was really... People gave him so much shit, but I don't know. I'm really, really dating myself with this, but that era of Twitter, none of that was good. No.

No, yeah. Johnnie C., he was just like the most successful. Yeah, he wrote for BoJack Horseman in the end. I liked him. That makes a lot of sense. He had a good heart. He kept telling me so. It seemed like he wasn't up to anything bad.

I hope he's not in these emails. I hope Johnnie's son's not in the emails. That's what sucks for him. if he is you'll instantly know do you think that um if jeffrey epstein was really enmeshed in like 2013 2014 twitter that's like the infamous restorable gofundme scandal that was like money laundering that's a real low percentage well i don't know how many people remember any of these well glaine's all over reddit i think right she's yeah yeah max g max that's right A really cool name.

She was, like, thanking strangers for kind gold or whatever. Yes. Yeah, she was spending a lot of time moderating stuff, and it's, like, how? I have trouble, like, picturing that. Type A personality. You know what? I guess so. She has to be in charge.

When I was in college, this is also an old reference. When I was in college, I was friends of friends with Unidan, who was a famous Redditor. Do you remember him? No. He was, like, a famous guy who would go on and do, like, science facts, and then he got, like reddit canceled for having like 10 accounts or whatever which is like what you're canceled unidan but i love the idea of like any of these redditors like hanging out with glade maxwell they're like i love your bird facts they're talking to jelaine maxwell like can you believe

unidan has all those accounts it's the worst thing i've ever found out about someone here yeah she's like fucking a child and being like vote manipulation is wrong human trafficking you you know who i um the only like redditor who has no isn't known for other things from that era that i remember is violent acres is that the guy i don't remember this one see he was like a middle age guy and he ran all these subreddits that were like you know r slash hot middle school like just like shit that you cannot believe there used to be a ton of those yeah this jailbait was the big one yeah a bunch of them they're just like child porn community community do not self promote yeah yeah linked on the main page for some reason but no one says anything no that was

exactly it they like they like found this guy and cnn interviewed him and he's just like some middle-aged guy and his son was also like involved his son was also like a moderator of these places And he would be like, yeah, you know, I don't I don't exactly like love this stuff on like our slash real videos of pregnant women being shot in the head. But I think it's important to have. This has been a great back and forth of unique Redditors. We remember. But at some point, I must insist we read the emails. It's crazy.

I'm the one who keeps this show on track. Whatever. Okay, so these are a bunch of quarter questions that are in Jeffrey Epstein's emails. And I picked these out. I think you'll like them. Oh, let's go. This first one is...

How tough is a Navy SEAL in a street fight? I love that a software developer asked this question. So this is an answer. He has a top answer to how tough it is. See, the website is very, very bad. But you have to go and find out that the person who asked it is actually this guy, Dan Dickman, who has asked two questions ever. Which is the first one is the Navy SEAL and the second one is why did 1965 and 1966 Pontiac GTOs have two different engines? See, I'm interested, but it's going to be a whole rabbit hole.

We should go back to the other one. And he looks like the fucking uncle from Napoleon Dynamite. I assume he was about to fight a Navy SEAL and had to check real quick. he has a very like uh carrie mulligan and wall street 2 haircut he's from another era for sure brian mckay has a long sure yeah there's hundreds of answers on this we want to read all of these but these were in jeffrey epstein's email i don't know if he was going to fight a navy seal on the island or something well maybe he wanted to know if a navy seal could fight and not well enough to be in ruse bolton's guard and brian's subheader that's all this shit the software developer

entrepreneur, kickboxer, missile technician of the U.S. Navy, but in the middle of those is upvoted by Kevin Mayher. Who the fuck is Kevin Mayher? That's right, he upvoted me. It's just this guy. It's just this guy.

I assume this is his husband or something. Like when people tag their... 14 followers. They put their husband in their bio and they're like, upvoted by wifey. It's truly the fucking worst website ever made. He just posts links to things, to other Quora profiles. This isn't about Kevin Mayer.

He's a great guy. I thought Kevin Mayer was like a legendary Quora figure, like some old internet guy that I'd never heard of. But no, he's just some other guy like this. He posts Jesus memes and then memes of soldiers holding dead soldiers, I guess. Some overlap there. I'm going to read some of Brian's answer. Please, read some of his answer.

I once had the chance to spar with a retired SEAL-turned-MMA fighter. This guy was an excellent boxer and an Olympic alternate wrestler with, at the time, a purple belt in jiu-jitsu that could have been black. That was near my peak as a martial artist. So, Brian, I'm noticing this is taking a tangent a little bit. And after several thousand hours of training, there were some low-level pros in my gym that I was able to outstrike but not outgrapple.

I definitely done well against a number of ripped soldiers of different types who weren't just amazing hand-to-hand but would have murdered me in any kind of real battle. so this seal was a different animal i hit him with a hard side kick right away and after that he switched on and immediately nailed me with a tricky head kick those are the toughest ones the tricky ones i assume he got all the way up to your head so that's pretty cool it was against the rules he says and he made a point of apologizing later he proceeded to outclass me but i weigh 230 he was more like 170 and that prevented total domination nice brian uh read

this last paragraph okay so there's more about the fight but we're gonna skip so yeah hold on he said i love how like this entire thing is supposed to prove like how tough navy seals is but it's like it's so self-aggrandizing in that like dickhead internet commentator way because he wrote right after like he talks about how only his size prevented him from being knocked out uh afterwards he told me i was a very accurate striker and it's one of the proudest moments from my martial arts career, which is like, that's the type of thing you say to a guy who

sucks. He can't think of anything. You're not even greenlighting someone. They're just bad and you're like, your heartbeat's a really good rhythm. You tried really hard. Very well

placed blows. Also, it kind of defeats the purpose of the question. That's what I was going to say. He's a Navy SEAL who did MMA. That doesn't mean anything to me. How hard is it to fight a Navy SEAL? You don't want to run into Brian, I'll tell you that much. Who does sound like

a street fighter character? Brian. Brian's a Tekken character. Is that true? Yeah, he's I think a prisoner. He fights you prison style. And then you could be a bear in that game. Every time I mention a video game fact on here, I'm like, God

I hope I got that name right. I'm going to get crucified online. I just don't like the implication that prison is a broad style because that means that Sam Bankman Freed is privy to that. Oh, he couldn't fight less like Brian. Brian would eat Sam for lunch. I think he did a lot of elbows or whatever. It was like street fighting.

Oh, like 52 blocks. He didn't have a little knife or something? I would say there's no weapons in Tekken except Yoshimitsu famously is carrying a katana the whole time so that's a frank lie scroll down a little bit I want to read some more oh god there's more in here so Brian's just like

maybe seals rock oh and then there's another Brian I think this is fun so yeah in a street fight I could have died wow so yeah in a street fight I could have died more likely I would have ended up with a snapped elbow or some other terrible lifelong injury he's always

He's very magnanimous, this guy. It could have been okay. Yeah. All right, the next answer is by a Navy guy who says street fighting is not what Navy SEALs do. It's trained to do. I mean, they kind of shoot you with guns, usually. This is the movies contributing to the myth

the spec warriors are supermen. This isn't to say that there aren't some very serious hand-to-hand fighters in the SEALs, but once you're in the military, particularly as a SEAL getting into street fights, it's seriously frowned on and could potentially ruin your career. All spec warfare communities value professionalism

and losing your composure on the beach is really unprofessional. What about another place? Just the beach. Just the beach. We're trying to relax. The beach is really important to us. You're scaring the hoes.

We're at the beach. Oh, this guy's even more badass than the first guy. Look at the start of the second paragraph. I spent a large part of my formative years fighting. I grew up in an area in time where young men frequently settled things with their hands. Whoa. And I spent a fair amount of time boxing and kickboxing

when I was in my late teens. It's a dangerous and idiotic pursuit, and between the military, fighting, and sports, I've suffered 22 broken bones and had 350-plus sutures. What happened? I love when guys, like, guys who were never professional or even, like, amateurs are like,

yeah, I've had every bone in my body broken. I've had 38 concussions. And it's like, so you, like, suck? Like you're not good. Eating you up. Yeah. I was always getting hit by that guy and the five people you beat in heaven.

Taking two trash can lids to my head. I've been punched 450 times in the face. 350 plus sutures sounds like a guy took a chainsaw to you or something. Okay. So he has a breakdown here, very AI style. This is where the action is. Here's what SEALs have going for them.

Athletic. Seals are in great shape. In most played sports, at least at a high school level, many were stars. That's the main thing about the Seals' athleticism. They could have been on the varsity volleyball team, for all you know. Training.

Despite hand-to-hand fighting being a tertiary skill for Seals at best, they still have training to incapacitate people using their hands. I'll give you that one. Toughness. No one gets through buds. What's buds?

It's friendship. Oh, okay. It's the name for, like, Buddy Underwater Demolition School. I actually don't know what the B stands for in Buds. It might be Buddies. Buddies Underwater.

Dragging each other around. But it's like, yeah, it's like the seal chorus with, like, Hell Week and everything, and you have to ring the bell if you quit. It's the Tough Mudder or whatever. Yeah. It's an escape room.

Yeah, it's an escape room. You're locked underwater. Buddy, I survived buds in two hours. The damn kid in my buds group wasn't helping at all. He doesn't know how to use the Rubik's Cube. I hate when there are bar mitzvah after parties in my buds group. I had to lift 16 kids in chairs during Hava Nagila. Hava Nagila can be very challenging, all joking aside.

But if you're in an event with many goyim, they cannot know the rules of Havana Gila. Because of the slop we give them. Oh, man. They're weak from the slop. I was at a very religious family member's wedding, and they were doing that. And me and my family were like,

we don't know enough to help out here. We don't know any of the stuff. We don't even really know the prayers. We're not going to get involved. i had a i grew up reform i had a lady rabbi which is pretty frowned upon in the jewish community bro respect oh yeah international women's day reforms awesome like uh my family i don't even think we were involved in anything enough to like even to put like if we were it would be reform and reform is like all woman rabbi who plays a guitar yeah yeah yeah it's pretty sick did you know that

I didn't know this. I thought conservative was just like it was the exact middle point between reform and orthodox. Conservative is just reform, but they speak Hebrew, but don't learn it. Wow. They just do the sermons in Hebrew and no one

fucking understands it. We had to learn how to read and speak Hebrew, but never any understanding of what it was when I was in Hebrew school. Sometimes when I hear you talk about Hebrew school stuff, I really appreciate Vatican II getting rid of the Latin mass. The idea that I'd have to learn Latin to any extent is unbelievable. That's what conservative basically is.

It's like the anti-Vatican tube for Judaism. They're like, we shouldn't understand this. Dead language, everyone's learning it. You all need to know this just so we can talk to each other in code. Anyway, Navy SEALs have tenacity and competence. They're so tough and strong. So for that reason, no, you shouldn't fight one in the street. That's like he had three points about how tenacious they are.

He didn't need another tenacity bullet point. Based on how the rest of that post was going, I was expecting a picture of a very handsome Navy SEAL at the bottom. I didn't get it, and now I'm mad. There's so many fucking long answers on this. This guy says, fighting a guy who could run for hours on sand, not sleep for three days, train in freezing water, continue to act even when drowning.

None of those matter in a street fight. There's no rules on the street. The fucking Navy SEALs are like, you think you can beat me up? What if we're on the beach? Yeah, I mean, for the way this guy's describing it, it's like, okay, then David Blaine could beat all of them. Yeah. Like, he can do all that stuff. Brother, you don't want to come up to me while we're getting nutcrackers at Coney.

I'm an unstoppable force. Let's go to the next question. I feel like we all agree. The answer is Navy SEALs are very tough, and they're tough in a street fight. Okay. The next question. There's a bunch of airplane questions I thought you'd like. Oh, yeah.

See what I was talking about? So this first one here is, what is it like to have diarrhea in the cockpit as a fighter pilot? But I also wanted to... Fun. Does this happen a lot? We actually want it to happen. It makes us fly better. What do you think?

I imagine it's getting shot around with the forces at play. What are the G-forces like? It's kind of like a centrifuge, and even if you don't have a lot of fiber in your diet, if you go over 9 Gs, it makes it solid. Oh, that could be really valuable. I've been changing a lot of diapers that really seem like they should shoot all over the place,

but because the technology has advanced so much, they really stick in the band. And I imagine pilots have some kind of system like that down to contain liquid shit. You can put a diaper on a fighter pilot. Sure you can. You probably have to. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know anything about the training involved. I wonder if they ever tried making like an anal catheter. That would be tough. Isn't that a colostomy bag? No, a colostomy bag is like, well, kind of. That's not a tube up your butt. A colostomy bag is like an entire system, though. It's because you don't have something.

i'm just talking about like if there was huh you'd kind of need the myth busters involved but basically like it would just be like a it would kind of be like a big shaped like a tampon but it would be a big like tube and it encompasses your entire asshole right and you just shit into the but then you'd want to have diarrhea yeah because you'd need to run down it yeah you need some sort of vacuum at the end but if you put like a small turbo fan in it and cut it up. This is a good technology that you guys could invent. I'm sorry. I've been reading this post and we

got to read the answers. This is from Buzz Covington. Wait, I kind of want the second one. Go to the second one first. I do want to go back to Buzz, but the second one has a very strong start. Oh, wow. Buzz has a lot to say. This is from Al Spohn,

who works at the mail corner. This is from my post on poopreport.com. Jeremy, click on poopreport.com. I hate when people brag about where they've been published like this. Bylines at Poop Report. This has been bought by something. A pop-up has occurred that says Daftar or login.

Do not click Daftar or login. Do we want to try Daftar? I don't want a Daftar to it. What pill server are you in? What the fuck is this? I don't, this is how I like lose my bank account. I genuinely don't know if this is like AI or just like an Indian language. I don't know.

It's, is it Indian? I don't know. I don't know. Get out of here. Get out of PoopReport.com. It's not safe for us. I'm believing and I'm God. This was 10 years ago, by the way.

So PoopReport.com might've been a reputable website at the time. It's a taste of what can happen when bowel problems present themselves in military aircraft. Note, the poor co-pilot in this question is now an Air Force Brigadier General. So it's good that it happened? It made him a man. I mean, we'll never know because all the wisdom on Poop Report is gone. Ever since the billionaires bought Poop Report. There's a reason that Peter Thiel sued PoopReport.com out of existence.

When I was in the Air Force, I put in almost 3,000 hours as a B-52 crew member. Although the B-52 is the biggest and oldest bomber in the U.S. inventory, it's surprisingly sparse on creature comforts. The crew compartment comprises only a tiny portion of the airplane, and crew members are relegated to crawling more than anything else should they feel the need to move around the airplane. Wow. Okay, I'm just thinking about all the crawling. Ventilation is almost non-existent, as is insulation, so the air is perpetually stale. What the fuck just happened? My computer switched to night mode because it's night now.

It's 7.49 p.m. That genuinely frightened me. Quora is now at night. Okay, that's fine. It's perpetually sailing at low altitudes. It's always hot, and at high altitudes, always cold. Okay, so we're really setting the scene of what being in a B-52 is like. Felix, do you have any opinions on the B-52?

Have you flown a plane, Felix? No, never. No. No, I've only been a passenger. This is your... I ask every time, and they never let me know. The B-52, you know, if you're trying to drop a lot of bombs, it's great, but evidently if you need to have diarrhea there are better plans to be on yeah the um a much

smaller bomber the uh su-24m fencer and i i think actually the b-1b and the b-2 spirit bomber i think all of those have bathrooms in them oh really i mean it's more like just a stall but you can still like you could shove a tube up your butt and connect it to that toilet you don't even need to you don't even have to incorporate the tube you just walk over i didn't even consider all the world war ii pilots just had to poop in the plane oh yeah i i think about that a lot you know the youtube spy planes yeah those guys do like crazy like 18 hour shifts and they're like on dexys so they can handle it and i always think about like super high altitude they might catheterize you but like if you're just you know at regular altitude what do you do i i you

You must just shit in your pants. This was a big problem. Why wasn't this in Catch-22? This was during the No Kings rally. There was an issue with this where President Donald Trump flew over Midtown. I saw this. This was in the news. He actually had to take a shit, and he accidentally did all over Times Square.

He let it out all over New York City, and New York City drowned in his shit. Yeah. That was all over the news that way. Yeah, that was a big story. That was horrible. And it's really bad because it's one of those stories where there's no bad guys. Yeah, of course. He's just sort of like an act of nature.

Everyone felt bad. You know, the man in the office is just doing what he can. Okay, so I'm skipping kind of to the end of Al's post because he's really getting into the nitty gritty of the plane. But he says the reason is simple. If anyone takes a dump on, say, a 13-hour mission, the rest of the crew will be forced to keep their oxygen masks on for the remainder of the flight.

Because it'll be so smelly? Yeah, because I guess you're just trapped in like a tube with them. This goes so long. It would really suck if you were essentially in a port-a-potty with six people for a whole day. Yeah. Yeah. And then that port-a-potty was used to kill thousands of Japanese. While you're trying to kill people.

You were firebombing Tokyo inside of it. That would be a shame. All right. Now we can go back to the first one. I want to see more from the first guy. He seems like he wants to say. Also, I mean, just real quick. I don't think we spent too much time on this because these are gibberish to me.

But these, like, very specific questions in Jeffrey Epstein's emails, like, who would win in a fight between squadrons of F-15 and this MiG-29? Is that how you say that? Yeah, yeah. And this one. How well would A-10 Warthog fare against contemporary Russian-made fighters? Probably not well, because it's a fucking attack plane. Stupid. Stupid question.

Oh, my God. Get your ass off poop report. These dumb questions. yeah jeffrey epstein clearly on some flight simulators for a period here these are the like i said a really uncomfortable none of them yeah though i would never call i would be like are you an idiot living like a damn podcaster in the upper west side i do wish because there were there's stories apparently that he was playing like all sorts of video games and i would love to know if i ever like played against jeffrey epstein at fortnight or some bullshit

It's the Osama bin Laden thing. Yes, I'd love to have done... I mean, he was squatting up with people. I totally relate to how Naruto made you feel, Osama bin Laden. Yeah, well, his even more. Well, I... The thing with his Fortnite account, I actually...

I've only seen a few other people this theory. That's probably, like, one of the kids he got made at Zorro Ranch, right? Oh, yeah, maybe you're right. I just... I don't know. Like, I guess he was just, like, doing a lot of random bullshit every day, so it's not, like, out of the question. I let a lot of people on my accounts.

And if I'm ever famously murdered, they will track me in a lot of different ways. I think like 10 people have my Crunchyroll account right now. I'm not really in Haiti. Oh, sure. That's a different guy. I have subscribed to some bullshit services. When I did that series about TV shows with Matt,

I just subscribed to the service that's only for old people so I could watch Gunsmoke. And if I died, yeah, it would create this whole narrative, you know? Oh, he loved Mannix. It was his favorite show. What does it mean? People are saying the A-10 would fare poorly, so Felix's analysis is correct.

I do find the first thing I do whenever there's a mass shooter now is look to see if you follow me on Twitter. That's the first thing I do every time I hear about there being some sort of mass crime. 50-50 on those? you know what I don't think Eddie have followed me

at this point my man they're on right wing there was one there was one guy there was a weird Twitter shooter oh right

I remember this it was wild he followed me he followed a lot of people though so I didn't if it was like he followed like

30 people I would have had to do like you know that video that Joe Rogan did where he put it on turtleneck and he's like

there's a compilation of me saying the N word I would have had to do one of those the turtleneck is not a good look for joe rogan i gotta say nice yeah yeah the way him wearing the turtleneck in that video it made him look like i'm cooking up some new ones though like there's more coming get ready by compressing my swollen body i'm creating a pressure that i'm going to use for new slurs he looks weird and everything he had a stand-up special

where he was like sweating so much looked like his titties were anime blushing well because he was on fire up there oh spitting the most recent one yeah he's wearing like one of the worst shirts ever made in that special he's wearing like a real um i mean in general anime club fashion is coming back yes what is that material called rayon it looked like a rayon shirt i don't know it's like if you've ever seen a video or a picture of like a old goon meetup or an anime club and someone's wearing like a really reflective but not as shiny as like silk uh button-up shirt yeah that's rayon and that was sort of the mvp of anime club clothiers yeah i wonder if we're gonna get all the 2008 clothes again because i just watched that nirvana the band the movie thing uh where

half of it takes place in 2008 there's horizontal stripes are big sure uh fedora hats yeah collars on everything. No one dare wear that many collars at the moment, I think. I'm sure it's all back soon. Is it back now? I don't know. I haven't seen a young person in years. It could already be happening. We're all in our 30s. Should we read any more of these

poop things? I mean, I don't know how much... I mean, the answer is it shoots all around, right? I mean, what could you... What would happen? This is by Jeremy Tiemann. Have you never pooped? Do you not know about poop? He's kind of like a hot math guy. Can we go to the first one?

What are the most interesting drugs in the pipeline in 2019? No answers on that one. Does he mean like in development? I really hope he means recreational drugs. Jeremy, you got the hookup? You got the hookup? Yeah, man, let me just check for a really quick. Yeah.

Someone was like, Jeremy, can you get us Coke? And he was like, I have just the thing. He thinks this is what, like, Darknet drug forums are like. It's the questions website. He thinks he's on Tor, on Quora. His spaces are Jeremy Tiemann's post and beautiful mathematics. We could do beautiful mathematics in space of the week one week. It's not going to be anything fun.

It's just going to be math questions. I find it beautiful. All right, I'm moving on. Fine. Here's another question. How does Elon Musk remember what he reads? this must be old this has got to be yes yes none of this man's behavior recently has come across the guy who remembers what he reads there was a bunch of stuff about how smart elon is in his

emails even then it's just like man there are some questions that like can only be posed on Cora. This is such a Cora-specific question. It's also like, it actually kind of still works now that everyone knows he's like the dumbest man alive, because it's like he does not remember what he was. Well, he's also like a full drug addict right now, so it's

hard to remember anything. He's living in Felix's old loft bed and hitting his head every morning. This post is claiming he has a photographic memory, which is something I have certainly never heard before. They're making shit up. People were just making stuff up all the time about Elon Musk. They were just like, we got to get him on Rick and Morty.

Soon he'll be on Rick and Morty. He was like the Chuck Norris of smart guys for Quora users in this time, I think. He was like that for everyone. Yeah, no. I mean, he really, during Obungler and even during Trump 1, he was like a really widely liked figure. He really fucked everything up. He really did. and it's all like his personal undoing as well like no one else was like told him to do it

yeah that's basically he was like all right everyone's done a pretty good job getting me up to an 80 approval rating why don't i take over now flex his fingers yeah everyone talks about how he's ruined twitter and like how this hostile takeover twitter and how it's been used to like privatize a public forum and all that stuff but i am always locked into the fact that he single-handedly must have lost like more money in one fell swoop than any other individual in human history buying this website yeah because it went down billions he didn't want to do it he said it like as a joke and then it's like that's illegal you have to actually buy the thing if you like but even after you just run it like normal after don't get in there and

fuck it up i don't know he's dumb it's so easy that that is what's funny about it is like he He fucked it up so that like Cat Turd would like him. But then Cat Turd was still like, they're throttling my posts. Yeah, I hate this guy. I can't believe I've lost Cat Turd, the most down to earth. Talk about poop report dot com contributor. He must have been one of their big guys. He cut his teeth on poop report.

Do you think in like right wing circles, that's like there's something awful. They're like, oh, yeah, all these guys come from poop report. So clickish. That was the end of the internet was fun. You really go on and mess with people on Poop Report. Okay, this is a long post about his photograph. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much there is to read about Elon Musk being a super genius. There's a lot.

There's a lot to read. Rachel Kate has an answer. Rachel Kate, grad student at private university. Very respected school. This first sentence is probably the most wrong sentence I have read in a long time, which is, unlike the rest of us, he is probably immune to his iPhone. Yep. Wrong. That is the kind of analysis you get at private university.

Anti-Semitism at private university is out of control. Those were the dorms that Chris Noth was trying to check himself in to fuck a 20-year-old. I had to get past the guards. There's a quote here from Elon. It is important to view knowledge as a sort of semantic tree. Yep. Make sure you understand the fundamental principle. That is so smart.

Read my lips. Knowledge is a semantic tree. Elon has close to photographic memory level storage capability in the CPU between his ears. I have never heard any of these things before. They think he's a genius. I really hope it's true and he has a computer in there. He might have now because they did the whole Neuralink thing.

Now that we've tortured the monkeys, the computer goes in. Photographic memory is my favorite made-up thing that everyone thinks is real. I play cards with this one guy who can remember every card he played for a half hour. But I think that's just the old Roman trick thing. That's because he loves cards. You put the memories in rooms. Right.

You know what I'm talking about? I don't think it's photographic. I don't think he remembers everything else happening when that was happening. But you can remember things. I also don't think Elon Musk can do that. No? You don't think he's like Cam Jansen for people who have been mean to him online? No.

Yeah, you would tell them about putting the things in rooms, and you'd be like, that's stupid. I'm going to put them in a tower. There's more space in the tower. It can go up as high as you want. It's a tower. Not like a house. You'll run out of rooms.

Stupid. I love this one. Why the hell should anyone care that? The hard thing is how to forget the useless things that you read. That guy actually has photographic memory. He keeps reading Snapple facts, and he's like, more storage being taken up. We should say this is Dwanjo Bermudez. I have a deep chronic envy for Elon Musk.

Oh, wow. This is classic Dwanjo. You know, it kind of makes sense that Jeffrey Epstein talks like this if he's on Quora all the time. Maybe he just has Quora vernacular. It's the diction and punctuation of a Quora user. Once you have enough money, you start talking like a Quora user. That's how he found out all the answers he knows. I want to see these needs improvement ones.

This is so fucking long. I don't think he does have a good memory. This is all the same guy, too. He's not just an entrepreneur building SpaceX, Tesla, and all these amazing science and stuff. He's very good in writing. What? Yep. In the book, The Life Lessons and Rules for Success, Elon Musk talks about problems you face.

Did he write a book? Surely, I mean, not him, but. He has several books, I believe. Oh, I didn't know that. There's at least, like, he's paid biographers to do biographies of him. Right. But has he claimed to, like, write a book? Almost certainly.

Let's see. I'm looking up The Life Lessons and Rules for Success. Book by influential individuals. I love reading books by influential individuals. for some reason searching this has like broken google's ai the number zero it's challenging it to read the mind of another computer it can't compute it's like pointing two mirrors at each other it does say it's by influential individuals what does that mean the official author is influential individuals it's so annoying is it him interviewing

other people i i i don't know i literally don't know i guess this is like a series so they write there's one on duane the rock johnson yeah and is that nelson mandela yeah i don't know opposites having elon and nelson mandela i gotta say two sides to every story it's like pokemon red version blue version for life lessons oh i like this this one powerful polarizing leadership it's a big picture of winston churchill and and and the donald trump yes of course influential individuals and jack morris that's a real fucking stinging oh wow yeah shots fired to jack morris what a non-influential individual

David David Margarita Rob Farrington These are all $3.99 on the Kindle by the way Yeah So you can't

This is money on the table you're not downloading these Real quick I want to see who asked this Elon Musk question It is Alex K. Chen who if Quora will load Spokesperson for

Why Greatness Cannot Be Planned Come on This guy has 19,000 Quora followers Wait Jeremy you misspoke Alex K. Chen

is the spokes bird Oh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. This is not a person. This is a bird, and their picture is a butterfly. We could email him. This is a butterfly that thinks it's a bird.

I can't read this whole guy. We don't need it. Holy shit. There's no reason to read this. Oh, my God. 5,000 word bio. 64,000 questions. Oh, my God.

64,000 questions is amazing. Yeah, he's posting every day to this day. He did it on three hours ago. Yeah, yeah. wow respect keep posting oh my god i do like arduino shit so who cares alex k chen you're our bird of the week could you imagine being like the receptionist at his doctor's office this is just like a man who needs to get everything out like jesus fuck all right this question is was heidi klum's jessica rabbit costume too over the top

i would expect this to be in donald trump's quora i guess this is the question it's a bit much heidi it's a big fake boobs yes big fake boobs wait those do you think those are fake i think those are big no those can't be fake i mean in the cartoon it looks so good This might have been, I mean, you say Donald Trump. Donald Trump could have sent this to Jeffrey. That might be why it's in there. Oh.

And that was like the source of their rift? Yes, yes. Don't send shit like this to me. Well, Jeffrey thought it wasn't over the top. Donald thought it was a bit too far. I think she looks good. I'm inviting her over. Is Heidi Klum in these emails somewhere?

That seems like a real connection that would be kind of existing. I guess I could search that, right? It may take more time than is probably good right now, but yeah, go ahead and Google that. Riff, riff. Heidi Klum, tastemaker or trash maker? We're finding out here at the Epstein Library, searching her name on justice.gov slash Epstein.

I love that you could do this. She's in so many. She's in so many, but you don't know if it's just people talking about her. Ghislaine with Andrews at a hookers and pimps party with Heidi. a lot of these are like sending like like uh articles they sent a lot of articles to each other just like hey check this out will ferrell did a funny sketch on snl this week you're gonna love the new aziz he's randy but with eight a's so like in the trump epstein uh friendship do you think you know how in like uh most friendships there's the guy who's always sending the instagram

reels or whatever and the guy who's always like um thumbs upping every third one who do you think was who in that relationship judging by how jeffrey i've seen seems to do like one word answers to people i feel like he's the one yeah off trump he's the thumbs upper and trump eventually realized it and was like i want a band from mara loco he won't answer i think the twilight actor should break up hey he's used the same reaction every time i don't know I think he's clicking my image or links. He's emailing about Heidi Klum here. At some point, it does get into just like a level of like they go to the same school because they're both New York influencers.

So I'm sure they're at the same parties. We don't know if she human trafficked a guy or ate a baby. It really is amazing the way that these people email. I don't think I've ever sent an email that wasn't like a letter to someone. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, just text each other. What are you doing? All right.

Enough of this. okay the answer is it's nice oh wait there she is as a butterfly it's kind of interesting oh yeah i guess she was a butterfly once she's always pushing it yeah she's known for uh loving costumes people people don't um think it was was bad everyone liked it they said it was a good costume well this guy's uh anthony chen has an interesting cat murder he's a cat herder absolutely that is if you're a time traveler from the past when a woman's touching you with her hands was considered a sexual gesture.

Or you're from a conservative culture. Yeah, rude. Yeah, this guy is a little too partisan for me. He's clearly read that polarizing leadership book by influential individuals. We have a bit of a classical Quora question on the

related questions tab, which is, how hot is Heidi Klum? And then the top comment's a bunch of photos, and it says, be careful, 18+. Yes, the bird emoji. And then it's just her at the beach where she's probably about to fight a Navy SEAL.

Oh, she nip-slipped. Yeah, you can't put that on YouTube. You can't put that on YouTube. We're always showing your neighborhood porn out the window. Do you think, it's sad that this is one of the top answers because if someone asks this, it's probably like a blind guy and he wants to describe her with words.

And this asshole is like Here's a bunch of pictures Yeah that doesn't help I can see pictures of her anywhere Tell me about the nip slip I do really like the idea of going to a Quora answer And being like sauce What is her name

Yes she is Someone else said yes she is fabulous It is laughable to suggest she is not She has not And never has been my favorite But how oogly does it make the rest of us If she is not attractive Also that's favorite with a U

So hit that Anglo spotted And this is coming from a former fireman Anglo spotted Fabulous with a U You live in England You live in England You're a former fireman And then it says I did not write former

Quora did which is something that Hora does do and then he's complaining about John Cleese or whatever I'd hit the button again if I had my druthers I guess I could look up who asked this we could see if it's a blind man or not

which would be funny the least we could do is find out if it's a blind man it's from David Rich who is a financial advisor oh he's it's sort of like a MLM pyramid type thing oh i um i remember being like 22 and like uh taking a bus for like 90 minutes through the

twin cities to go to some interview and then i realized it was ameriprise and i just wanted to fucking kill myself on the spot and i got and the guy there was like 64 and i like i even though i was like totally fucking broke i like felt worse for him because like interviewing people for the MLM isn't much better than being like an MLM victim? No, you don't know. He's living good. He's on Quora. This is him, yeah.

I think this is also the name of the former mayor of Binghamton, if anyone cares about that listening. A financial advisor named Rich does seem like someone who would be friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Engaging in his crimes. I'd be so happy to know. His question was sent there. I'll go to another

question here. We don't need to look at his followers. per se uh here's a question for jeffrey billionaires what would happen if the world's richest men donated one million dollars to every inhabitant this is a great question this was this was thomas picchetti researching for inequality i feel like people used to talk this way a lot like 15 years ago like occupy style discourse of just like why not give a million dollars out to the people yeah no yeah there was a lot of like this guy makes $33,000 every second. What if we gave a child a dollar every minute?

Link in bio. Jeff was a billionaire, right? He had a billion. The least he could do is give a million to every inhabitant on Earth. It is crazy how much worse inequality has gotten since 2010. Because you hear these things,

you just become jaded about it because the number is so big. but it is like like elon musk personally have like one two hundredth of the wealth he has now jeff bezos has like 500 times more money than he did when i was an adult and assumed he was richer than i could imagine like it's really gotten strategically out of hand so why not one million dollars to every inhabitant under there's really funny when jeff bezos bought that like shirt that was two thousand dollars and people are like what a waste of money is that's It's zero dollars to him.

It's all zero dollars. It doesn't matter. Don't you know you could have put that in your 401k, you idiot? It's redistribution whenever he buys a stupid shirt. Just let him do it. We just have to get that money out. Okay, we have an answer from Christopher Rice, who is a developer for Hire.

He says people would... Still after 12 years? He has not been hired. People would burn the money or make bookshelves out of it. I mean, I can see, I mean, this is a one in a billion mind. Not every company, he may have to start his own company. He may have to read an influential author's book about starting his own company. I read Nelson Mandela's quotes.

I decided we should not give that money out. After I read the influential individual's book about the Joker, I've decided that a lot of people would burn the money like he would. He'd probably slam a guy's head through a pencil. And then he talks about inflation and the worries of Weimar Germany. This guy is a real, I mean, this guy kind of shits on Piketty. Piketty's like nothing compared to this guy. Inflation is an abstraction.

let's step through this a million dollars a piece is distributed to each of seven billion people there's a store down the street with some chickens in stock now everybody can afford a chicken the shopkeeper can do the right thing capitalizes a proper noun and keep the prices where they were he sells all his chickens in one day who doesn't want a chicken besides there's a rumor that things might sell out because everyone can afford stuff now this feels like it's going to turn into like a story about a professor who gives everyone an a to teach yeah yeah that's where yeah that's where he's i was excited when he said inflation was an abstraction i thought he was going to prove that inflation is like all in your head but he's uh this guy's not that interesting the thinker

you've got inflation mindset yeah your money is more valuable than you think there's gonna be like a tupac realize realize thing oh can we um i i want to just um if i was writing the script of this quora answer it started media res with this part the evil chicken shop across town says now wait a minute since everyone's out of chickens i'm gonna sell mine for half a million dollars each don't like it fuck you good luck finding a chicken and i've already gripped in because there's an evil chicken shop yeah how did we get here i don't know what makes me judge one chicken choppers another i guess they killed the chicken in front of you but in a bad way in a way that's malicious and mean to the chicken

oh and the movie's about david going back in time to convince everyone to burn their million dollars or make a bookshelf out of them the least you could do is turn it into a bookshelf that would be a really shitty bookshelf you can't hold anything on that bookshelf it's completely structurally unstable if you used one dollar bills maybe if you stacked them up like the breaking bad bread i mean bed oh my god hard sentence to say i really did this guy is just like throwing you to the wall for his thesis um oh the half million dollar chicken place just ran out because people got hungry now chickens are 750 000 damn it they weren't hungry before like what the

this if you think you're winning a nobel prize for this you're not back to the drawing board on that one i bet jeffrey hated getting this email yeah he was like what the fuck man oh i hate the chicken problem i never get it this is like when they send me the incest ones because i click on them on my podcast and no other reason it's a joke everyone's posting pictures of charts shut up man the charts say you can't let's just try it Give everyone a million dollars. I think it would be funny. Give me a million dollars.

I don't care how bad the chicken shop is. No, this one's by Anonymous. Coward. Wait, Anonymous is on Quora? They're all over Quora. Whoa. They are legion. Oh, look.

Quora's turned to silence Anonymous. Let's do maybe one more question here. One more. We'll do a listener question. Does any of these three excite you the most? Oh, man. How do I hit a woman after she hits me? What is the most inappropriate thing you've done while babysitting?

That's very ominous, considering. What is the loneliest thing in the world? I like loneliest thing in the world. I think that's potentially the least horrifying. It also speaks to kind of an unspoken side of Jeffrey Epstein. Yes, alone in his island. Surrounded by all these teens, but totally alone. no one understands my references

none of these kids want to talk about mash what is the loneliest thing in the world the first guy here says you are sitting alone in your hostel room there is too much work scheduled up and deadlines to take care of you try to try to concentrate on your work but both your mind and body is exhausted there is so

much of the random shit going on in your life are you a pilot this is about i guess a kid in college these are all such long stories this is just being sad and on a uh in college right it's what's the loneliest thing in the world it's like i don't know like a joyce manor song having a heart tattoo it's joining the army now but that's it you come back to the room pick up your phone to call someone but you suddenly realize that you don't talk to anyone on call anymore who cares you don't have a sibling i guess i i relate to

this answer because being in a hotel is sometimes lonely yes oh yeah yeah i um one time i this was after a european tour i was gonna hang out with someone in germany but they were they were in uh greece for like uh two weeks so i had to i was just hanging out in a couple different places before that and i spent fucking seven days uh at a hotel that was connected to the airport in the netherlands and that was like the loneliest thing in the world but i also i'm not a fucking whiner like this guy i kind of liked it i mean i was i wasn't like this guy is just tormenting himself like he goes on facebook and searches his name and he's like i'm no one's talking about me i would never do that on facebook yeah it's not working out i was having a great time even though

like all every airport that's ever been connected to or every hotel that's ever been connected to an airport is the most depressing place on earth it's like four pilots i imagine yeah which is probably why i liked it so much right and that was a good week set a precedent that's really out of control for entertainers to also develop a pilot's license on the side, and I don't think it's reasonable. I am very interested in this related

question. Are the prettiest women the loneliest? Anonymous again! Anonymous says, yes. Yes, people consider me pretty and I feel lonely. That's it! That's the facts. Girls befriend me because I look pretty so they can tag along with me. Guys befriend me because they have an

ulterior motive of asking me out. Guys want to Date me because I look pretty, not because of what they feel for me. I love you. I love what you did to Scientology. We believe a lot of the same things. I'm trying to see the comments on this. I have no idea what you look like behind your mask. But I bet it's beautiful.

But you can keep it on. I don't care. You look like an English terrorist. I love the movie A Field in England. Somebody said, if you have answered this with your profile picture, probably would have gotten a lot many upvotes and comments. That's how this world is. Everything on the face value.

Facts. Damn. It's so true. Yeah, yes. And funnily, you will be judged if you don't embrace it. Wow. I'm upvoting all of these 11 years ago. Do you think Epstein just sat and thought after reading this?

He's like, damn, I am superficial. Let me ask the 16-year-old, I have human trafficking. Do you think I'm shallow? You seem lonely. Yeah, we can all agree pretty girls are lonely. Yeah. This guy says they're not, and that's Boot Scoot Boogie. Former occupational therapist.

Explain yourself, followed by I am a pizza and the Hamburglar. For those listening, I am a pizza is a guy that we follow who all of his questions are about being eaten. well he's a pizza he's a human pizza he wants you to eat him and put him in his mouth that is my favorite fetish the guys who want to be eaten because it's like if you make enough money there's you can be accommodated for almost anything like i always the guys who i love finding on twitter obviously i talk about them all the time the guys who get put into like those fart cubes and pvc suits because it does cost so much like all those guys have to be like software engineers or like lawyers fucking surgeons but if you want to be eaten that's like one and done and what if you

get eaten and you like you fucking like come too fast and you're like well i'm like i mean i'm dead like it's it's i i i hope that we invent not just better virtual reality but a more reliable system of like haptic feedback and tactile simulation with micromotors so these guys can like at least simulate the experience of being eaten by like a giant Miley Cyrus or whatever the fuck

that's the other thing I like about it is when they think a woman's really hot they're like oh I would love it if she cooked me an ape

God you have a symmetrical face yeah be perfect for chewing me up that's who would do it though I feel like all technology comes from

either perverts or war or war perverts oh yeah war perverts are some of the most productive people on the earth the solid state TV camera was invented by accident

when they were developing being the AGM-62 Walleye Glide Bomb. And the Tomahawk Cruise Missile was invented when they were figuring out a way to be eaten but kept alive. Update on I Am A Pizza has not posted in a while. Since February. The last question is, will I make delicious enchiladas out of me if I want to be it?

Why is no one answering these? I think the answer is yes. What food could I be made into for dinner is really good. I just like that, Cora, you have to do questions. I love the idea of just, like, he keeps asking these one or zero answers, and then just one day, like, Ella Purnell is like, I think you'd be delicious. I'll eat you.

And he comes and already dies. You have a good soul, which we all know is a sauce. What if I want to be a hamburger right now? What if? They have not done as much work on I am a hamburger. I think that was kind of a side project. Yeah, it didn't work out as well as the I Am A Pizza. People like pizza better.

It's like the Cleveland Show or whatever. It's the Cleveland Show of I Am A Pizza. Agreed. He's in I Want To Be Food In Real Life Space. Oh, only two followers on this one. I wonder who they are. Well, I can't see, but I think I know. I think that's all of our questions.

Do you want to do a quick listener question, Alex? That's the least we can do. Okay. Hold that up. If you would like to write us in a Quora-style question, please send that to Quorators at gmail.com. Try to keep it under 30 seconds, please, okay? And this is our segment, Is That Okay?

Is that okay? That's Claire. She cut her finger off. Will she be let back into Sohidroshima's family? Okay, I'm clicking this. It says help.mp4. fuck you hey quarters uh first time uh long time um i'm on a run right now and i think someone is chasing me uh do you have any advice on what i should do uh thanks okay bye

oh you gotta run faster bro you can't get out of there i'm gonna say no i don't have any advice um there's a couple options you have make your way to a beach a lot of people have trouble running on sand for hours and you sound like you're running for fun. So presumably you could at least run 45 minutes on a beach.

The other thing is to get into the mindset of someone who would like to be eaten and just kind of present yourself to your pursuer. Besides that,

you could ask him if the prettiest women are the loneliest. And that might just stop him dead in his tracks. If you are being chased by a Navy SEAL, do not go to the beach. That's where they are their strongest. Yeah, keep away.

They practice drowning every day. And don't go underwater. They're really good at being, they're the opposite of Sonic. Yeah. Every day Navy SEALs do the prestige training where they drown themselves and turn into a clone. So be careful. Also, just because it's come up for us before, try not to send in an email with a police or emergency alarm in the background. as people are driving

while they're listening to this and they will pull over endangering the road. There have been dozens of accidents due to Coronator's podcast. And our heart goes out to all of them. Well, that's going to be it

for the show today. Thank you for writing in. Felix, thanks for coming in. My pleasure. Thank you for having me, man. I'm glad I could finally physically come to the studio. Yeah, my apartment.

Great to have you here. To relive your traumas of being mugged. I can't have it twice. By Michael Shannon. I just instantly get mugged and turned into food when I leave here. I'm now picturing Felix getting mugged in Jeremy's guest chair. Very vulnerable place to be.

Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? I am at By Your Logic on Twitter and Instagram. Chapa Trap House is everywhere where podcasts are published. published and if you want to pay for extra content which if you're not doing i don't know why you're not saving up money to get turned into food because it's not going to happen for you patreon.com slash choppo trap house also check out my side project um i'm a hamburger i'm a pizza i feel like sweating why hasn't he posted in a while

that guy's a loser someone should eat him though someone should do it please support Felix we like to help all the smaller channels I personally am a big fan of the players club which is your side project where you explain video games I've played but didn't know the story while I watched it

actually I am recording the first episode of season 2 this Sunday I'm doing from soft and i just um i could have done the easy thing and played uh the artistically horrible but much more convenient to play demon souls on ps5 but i emulated it on rpca cs3 wonderful and i am very excited i'm gonna we're gonna have rotating guests for that one i'll be talking with patches about demon souls but i think that'll be very fun and uh after season two i think i'm gonna do some one-offs i want to do one about hitman blood money and i want to do one about

cain and lynch but that's far in the future but that's after they're in already yeah they're in the door you do cain and lynch i like i love that game i really do i don't think this is what is this game i love cain but i don't love lynch well cain and lynch 2 is the good one cain and lynch i mean they're not like good games but they're like i think they're so interesting because they're just about like these two guys who suck like these just two awful irredeemable murderers who suck every like everyone in the game is awful and like none of it is heroic you're you just keep fucking things up and having to kill all these guys and the second game is so good because like three quarters away through that story they just realized that like they fucked up their entire

logs again and that they were the only kind like that this is unique to them and they're like oh we're like we're kind of like bad guys whoops it's just such a good game i i love that game blood meridian the game kind of yeah it's no one's ever done a game like that since i i love it i had an extended talk with a nine-year-old about dark souls recently that made me realize i don't know the name of a single character in the entire franchise well wasn't it elden ring was it not he played all of them he'd beaten all of them i found out at nine well that's i was so impressed I was like you beat these games I played these games

when I was like 28 he had played Sekiro I was like I'm so impressed with you he said he played with his dad so I think that his dad must have been helping or something

oh okay whatever you need to tell yourself the fundamentals are there this is a talented young man I do think it's hard to remember the names from Elden Ring

because narcissistic George R.R. Martin named every character either a G, R, or M name because he wanted everyone to think about him in his little books that's pretty much me

I'm the dung eater okay wrapping up our show uh if you're listening to the podcast like statistically 90 of you do we have a youtube channel and you can see jeremy's lovely house isn't that cool um also go to the patreon patreon.com slash quarriors for a bonus episode every thursday claire should be there for this one and we're watching another one of those chinese movies that are vertical so strap in buy your podcast don't go to the website where i could find literally both of our shows and several others you don't even know about that one just do this thing five dollars is like a candy bar okay okay that's it for the show thank you for everyone and uh question everything bye