Quorators - Natural Mysteries w/ Eva Anderson

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How can I please a woman with big ass in bed? Based on my questions, do you think I'm a dangerous person? What's it like living in nudity? --- Watch Eva's show Margo's Got Money Troubles when it comes out on Apple TV. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Well, with no further ado, let's play the theme song, and it's Quarators. With the sound of the robot, you're back again here live at the Quarators podcast, coming to you across the internet we're here with all of your hosts that you love the most that's right claire and jeremy and alex all three of them here in one place what are the odds wow i'll hear in one place zoom yeah that's right the odds are not good typically of the a million different universes where we could be anywhere else but we're here with you in your ear hole ooh my baby fell down

in the other room can you hear that my baby my baby fell down okay so updates live for the podcast I do have to introduce the guest but this is important to know this is my first time trying recording

at my house I have a curtain behind me which is like a door but kind of um i guess easy mode like an easy level of a door if you're not ready for a door yet you could have a curtain and then if if you just need to open it you can push it um but my baby has been standing for the first time in the last five days to her thank you oh and well i'll accept it on her and uh that has led to a dramatic rise in falling incidents as standing is key to falling and so

she is just going down hard every 25 minutes is there something that makes doing a podcast feel more pathetic where you're like saying gibberish words and then you hear a baby falling in the other room you're like don't worry about that doesn't affect me don't worry someone's on actually i don't have any more time to talk about that today i have an important show to do and we have an incredible guest live from hollywood california that's right home of the silver screen where they made forest gump we we have legendary comedian superstar eva anderson on the show today eva thank you for coming hey thank you for having me i'm i'm psyched i'm psyched to be here how are the palm trees looking it's a warm outside it's like a kind of a they look good it's kind of hot

it's like it's kind of a warm day i know it's freezing where you guys are so this is a brag it's sort of hot versus cold today yeah yeah yeah which is better i think i think hot wins i think hot is better that's really interesting um it kind of opens up so i guess to finish explaining that i didn't go to jeremy's house because it was so cold he texted me i'm not going it's too cold i'm too hungover and he i said you can't make me do anything you're not my boss i said that to his i've been like it was a text but i like jammed my finger into his chest and i you're not my boss you can't do that to me your coercion means nothing here um but eva you are familiar with the website quora and its many mysteries and travails yes you've heard the

show before i have i'm a fan of the show it's great to have you on we wanted to get into uh your quora digest because not a lot of our guests have it but i do like to see what different people are getting people send them into our discord like that's how we pick a lot of the questions for the show um but i think when you click around as a joke it does lead to you getting a lot of like like we mostly just get said incest stuff i feel well i got three questions this week that i screen capped and here they are one is um do you smell bad after pooping that yes i i yeah i guess the question isn't me i don't think i smell bad after pooping you do i did this was a weird one to get as a married woman why do most wives

not like their husbands that's interesting that you got that yeah it's weird that i got that and then the last one is can the dead feel cremation those are my three i feel like we had that on the dock at one point i don't know if we did it on the podcast but i feel like i've seen that maybe that's a popular question getting around right now i don't know i think when someone dies you kind of start just questioning a lot of basic stuff like why do wives hate husbands can corpses feel it when we burn them do i smell after poopoo do you smell after poopoo actually all three of those questions i guess for a specific death yeah so ava ava are you on quora regularly is this why you're getting these very pointed questions i think i'm just like all everyone

where i just google something yeah and then i just end up on quora and i don't know how because i just it's always the dumbest first thing you see and then i just end up on the website and i hate myself for it so but i i don't i don't think i was worried that the dead could feel cremation a lot of my family members were cremated and i wasn't worried at the time should i worry about it now should i be scared that they do feel cremation i feel like it's a little late in the game maybe it's a good feeling you know it's not negative necessarily yeah this may be projection but i'm pretty sure the fear is that they're not dead and you put them in the cremator and then you're like get them out get them out of there they can feel it that should be in a movie i think

there's a documentary about it but there's a there's a crematorium and like like mortuary in pasadena where they caught the guy like doing all sort of fraud with like stealing people's limbs and selling them and also cramming people like cremating the wrong person lying about whose ashes were whose and it was great dear god it like collapsed uh this one mortuary called lamb mortuary and uh there was a there's a like a true crime book about it it's kind of the exact opposite of having your baby swapped at the infirmary. It is kind of the exact opposite of having your baby

swapped. It's having your corpse swapped. The bookends of life. Some other husband's ashes, you're walking around with them, and you're like... Yeah. And you just hate them. You hate these fucking ashes. They don't listen to me. They don't respect me.

I guess at that point I wouldn't care. I wouldn't want to know. If someone gave me the wrong ashes, I wouldn't want someone to tell me, like, by the way, that's just some random guy's ashes. You'd be like, da-da-da. don't tell me that i don't need i'm going to go spread them at the haunted mansion at disneyland exactly jeremy's getting handed his husband's ashes and he's like who cares whatever it's dirt i can't think of a natural segue into this but uh we've made a theme for the episode like we do every week surprise uh this week's theme is of course natural mysteries and uh that's because

all of these questions kind of get at a building block of the very world around us. I was going to say that all three of Eva's questions are kind of fitting into the natural mysteries theme, but then I was realizing I think I'm realizing that the genius of your theming Alex is that that really is just

all questions. Yeah. It's a mystery of some kind. Anything that needs an answer. It just happened to work out like that. It's one of those happy little coincidences, but um i think we will have our eyes opened by the end of the episode should we start with the space of the week space of the week really good and put that in there if you are new to the show

quora has spaces they're like reddit subreddits they're very poorly organized this week's is the journey of the soul twin flame ascension and law of attraction guide oh wow you scan past some very happy old people oh yeah there was some two oh my god it's so far down now this is two ai old people this is just an ad for seniors born between 1939 1969 getting some sort of kickbacks they're getting kickbacks so they're not twin flames they they just are normal right i mean they could be i assume they are twin flames they were born for each other i mean they're not even born really because they're ai right they just they were spawned for each other yeah they were they were spawn camping the their retirement um i would like to discuss the numbers on the

on the space please pull up uh we have 14 contributors 6.2k followers not bad this is a fairly active one six posts today okay so people are using the twin flame ascension law attraction guide do you guys think you've found your twin flames oh so just real quick twin flame again is like these are these people who who believe that they're like super soulmates and like what is that what it is right and they like kind of sometimes they'll meet someone who they're like you're my twin flame and that person's like i'm actually married and i don't know who you are and they're like that sucks for you i'm gonna stalk you i'm used to it being like my twin flame is michael jackson and he's dead oh right that's also there's that too it's something something

about like no matter if your twin flame is already married and in love with someone else it's like it doesn't matter you have to be with them no matter what because you were meant for each other and it's one soul and two bodies one soul two bodies one soul two bodies i'm looking at this is what the ai told me oh great soul means body well it's kind of like a cheating religion as i understand it or it's like a very powerful belief you have that like demands that people their one commandment is thou shall covet your neighbor's wife if she's your twin yeah so these are people trying to use like the law of attraction to find the twin flame and ascend and ascend yeah i guess into twin flame hood twin flame hood in some way well the flames want to be together

as i understand it well they're what am i saying there's a pinned post i don't have to attract them it's like i also have to like get them horny because they should just want to be with me explain yeah it doesn't make sense i'm confused it doesn't really make sense like forcing people to get to be horny for you because there was this the twin flames like organization that that um documentary was about was this couple who was just like give us money we'll find you your twin flame if it doesn't work out it's your fault because you are your twin flame you're such a dumb flame

you didn't want it enough basically because you have to also be doing you have to be thinking yourself twin flame all the time and if you don't you have to live that flaming hot cheeto life he's not burning correctly that's why it didn't work because you burned

wrong they partnered up some people where it was like some very bad things happened oh in the twin we're not twin flamey yeah in the twin flame community bad things that's why they have you sign those waivers bad things went down sometimes with the twin flame you're gonna get burned anyway all that to answer your original question alex where you said do you think that we've found our twin flames i mean i you and i both married our high school girlfriends so i feel like we like kind of by definition can't believe in twin flames it's like oh yeah what a coincidence

my twin my super soulmate was in math class with me or whatever oh i was gonna say the opposite oh really it was destiny through the magic of flame through pyro magic what a good coincidence that you're of the flame school and that's why we're drawn together eternally and just because our souls are dancing middle class background you damn aromantic fuck okay so this this space i don't really understand what it is it's like okay so there's a guide i do post about ascension every week but i know how hard it is ascension is really for people who are going through a forced spiritual awakening what is ascension it's for people who are going through a forced spiritual awakening traction all right the matrix does come up as we scroll down

here a lot of matrix stuff so i don't know if it's like an andrew tate adjacent thing it's like the secret of yeah the secret adjacent i i gotta say i really don't like the second hand use of matrix that we've fallen into or just like any lie and not a direct reference to the movie The Matrix which we were all on the same page with for around 15 years as a culture

and I totally got that I feel like this thing about Ascension is like that's just somebody sort of what's the word not apprehending these questions are fucking crazy though oh I like these numbers

I'd like to read the second one read it out so this is the second question on the uh most recent posts seeing six nine six nine six nine six nine nine nine six six three six nine nine six three six nine three six three nine one zero one two zero two three zero three four zero four five zero five six zero six seven all right there's a lot more numbers i can't read them all it's gonna take too long but uh around 20 more numbers in twin flame journey and crows and pretty birds following me at what stage i am what's the answer so there's one answer it says uh if you were getting a lot of angel numbers it means you are bombarding the universe with your energy it doesn't mean anything

stupid ass the crows i feel like they might have made a crow enemy and not realize that like crow following you isn't always for good reasons sometimes they are trying to scare you out of their territory oh sure like a malevolent ninja is tracking you yeah exactly remember your ass so that was the answer is from this guy gray and regio who is like one of the the mods of this this space so he's like kind of moderating of me being like you're an idiot fuck you dude bombarding the universe with your energy everyone's checking in to see if they're ascending and he's like no not even close you're in the wrong space you're just a crazy guy you're the one crazy person who came in here if you excuse us we're talking about twin flame

ascension so not pretty birds follow me everywhere you're looking for bird chat let me go log into bird chat wait let's read some of these yeah there's another question here Starseeds do not want kids as it creates more karma and attachments to Earth Some starseeds are also twin flames If one has kids while the other has none will the one with kids drag the other down by being trapped in reincarnation cycle

on Earth? That's a big yeah That's a really good question If your starseed has kids they're gonna be trapped in reincarnation cycle on Earth And this is again something we've talked about on the show i do not recall what a star seed is yeah it's something like this is it like uh is it like an alien thing or like a indigo child thing it's like something that's like yeah it's it's like it's mystical for sure okay it's people who think they're alien human hybrids

oh fact cool they're like digi destined yeah it's similar to being digi destined alex you're right I understand instantly when you can put it in terms that I know. Great. Digimon out of it. We're not talking about that this week. Is Gray and Regio a starseed?

Is that why we're saying starseed? Is Gray one? Gray. I would assume he's a starseed. I don't think he is. Does he claim to be a starseed? Soulmates, law of attraction. He's mostly into soulmate stuff.

He's looking for love. What if your twin flame is a starseed? That could really complicate things because your twin flame would be a hybrid. They're not even from the same planet. A halfling. Mudblood. I like this guy's question.

You're going to fall into eugenics pretty hard once you think you are an alien. It becomes very relevant to you. The guy who runs the Space Gray, one of his questions is, what is one of the best drugs you've ever done? Which is a funny question to ask while answering a ton of questions about, like, twin flamery.

I do like the top answer from Bowbelly. Which has two Ys. That's why I said it like that. He's a wedding cake specialist at Porto's Bakery and Cafe. We could go find him in Glendale, probably, Claire. We could. Bowbelly. You think he'll sell us drugs?

We could sell him. He says, honestly, ecstasy. That's what he says for those listening. Well, this is five years ago. So this is pre-COVID, Bowbelly. things have changed bow belly's changed a lot in the last five years is this an la bakery is that why oh i see yeah it's like a cuban bakery that's got they just opened one at disneyland i see but it's got huge lines of people it's very good

jeremy really zooming in on the bakery aspect of these answers this guy's doing ecstasy at the bakery it's funny to be doing ecstasy and making a wedding cake i mean that's like a funny thing to do that's with your ecstasy time it doesn't sound bad yeah it's kind of fun it's kind of more productive you're getting emotional about how much these people love each other while you're like making their little flowers for their cake yeah it's beautiful alex is your baby falling more bong what is going on please give us context how about this one wait wait please yes why do i suddenly feel life is unreal everyone seems unaware of death and i feel disconnected from my own body and even my own face not signing up for enough

classes online that's what it is he picked the wrong drug when your consciousness expands you see things in a higher dimension so that's what this is where it's breaking down i think so grace says grace says you're in 5d you're you're ascending into 5d and that's when you get into flow state you should explain for the audio listeners gray has posted a very handy chart here and it explains the differences between 3D, 4D and 5D. I hadn't even heard of 5D.

Yeah, me neither. Just some examples. 3D has ego association and service to self whereas 4D has a mixed state gateway. And then 5D is aligning with the divine and heart centered. So I think you would

know if you had it. And co-creator. That's what you get to when you're 5D. You become a co-creator. You become like Mike Schur. I'm actually 5D in terms of the Quarators podcast. You are. Get that 5D credit.

On the base question, not in the Twin Flame section, someone says, ha-ha, funny you requested my answer to this. As I just recently started feeling this way, and earlier today when I looked in the mirror, I thought how I didn't look like myself. That's not very funny, Dawn. People have dissociative disorders. Yeah.

But that doesn't exist here on Quora.com. No. Stars. Somewhere else it could happen. Maybe she recently fell into a vat of acid like Two-Face. Whoa. Who is this? Who is this guy?

This is a rude comment. You could look like this, be glad. And it's just a man's face. Just a regular man. Uh-oh. Is it bad I thought it was? I thought it was John Goodman really close up. He's sort of a predator.

Yeah, this guy looks like a mugshot. Yeah. You could look like this, be glad. Maybe this is what this person looks like. This is just a random shot at this guy. It could be this guy, but you playing, I guess. This could be us. You with this busted face and me making fun of you on the internet.

But you're not. Because you're goddamn playing. stop playing around this is stupid do we want to look at more twin flames stuff or should we just get into regular questions I think we must move on because this is just not going to end

I'm happy to get back into twin flames on my own time okay so then let's do core romance this is our romance segment I don't have any of the sounds because I'm not okay

Okay, here's a question. How can I please a woman with big ass in bed? Again, the theme is natural mysteries. I would guess with a really big chair. Isn't that, doesn't that against being in bed? You put a chair on the bed. Are you using your big ass to please the woman? Because that feels counterintuitive.

You're like backing it up against her. Are you sitting on her? or are you sort of, yeah, bumping into her? I think you probably sit, you squash her like a bug. You could use it as a table. You could put a cup of coffee on it. Human furniture. Some women are into human furniture.

A separate ass, like sort of a disembodied ass. Asses feel more comfortable around other asses. It's representation for them. There's a very Cora answer at the top here. There's a guy named James Schaefer who says, I'll let you in on a secret. Pleasing women, regardless of ass size, is rather easy. Ask her what she wants and do that.

It's really no more difficult than that. Feminist ally. His bio is drinker of beer. Over 7,450 different beers and still counting. This is me, by the way. This is my account. I have another account where I talk about my beers. Did he go to the school of hard knocks?

and he went to uh we actually is a nurse for went to the university of texas at arlington but he is in the space nudists around the world so yeah he is uh he does like to walk around naked i guess he's big into nudism i understand this person so quickly just from those two things that's fascinating nudism and naturism mortgages nudist nudist culture nursing he can please a woman he's financially secure and he's saving lives day to day and he drinks three to 20 beers a day to get the number up and get those digits up those are amateur numbers uh he is asking another oh he's i'm sorry he's answering an important question which one can i see a girl with big boobs to which james says i doubt you can see a girl with big boobs if quora is the place you started looking

with the entirety of the internet before you. Okay, come on. Go off. Yeah, go to a nudist convention, get blacked out drunk on all the beers, and you'll see plenty. Make everyone feel safe because your penis does not work because you had too much beer,

and so they're not worried about you that way. You're not threatening, and we're just all naked at the beach. That's a really important part of being a nudist, I think, is that you just have to get drunk enough to not get hard, or else you're just going to make everybody uncomfortable. He's answering a question about that because there's a question here that says

what do you usually do if you get an erection at a nudist get-together? And he says in over 40 years as a nudist, I've never had an erection at a bold nudist get-together. A few times I have seen erections they were guys who had fallen asleep. That's natural. That's normal.

Oh no! Therefore the nudist get-together has little to do with that. Even though it is called nocturnal erections. It is less about the nighttime and more about the rim sleep. Rim sleep. Which I think he means rim, but I really like rim sleep. No, I think he means rim.

Because if you happen to get direction, put a towel in your lap, roll over, face down in the lounger, or jump in the pool. Thinking about Margaret Thatcher also works. Why is he referencing Margaret Thatcher? He's not British, I don't think, right? Well, it's just a universally funny thing. No, he went to Texas. why is that

Austin Powers mentions her in one of his not getting a boner jokes maybe it's a reference to that I believe so if you someone like if you're on a plane and somebody faints can you go up to them and be like don't worry I'm a nurse like is that

a thing are you qualified enough to do like street medicine I think so why not probably yeah yeah doctors love being like don't worry I'm a doctor and then they start touching you and checking your vitals. That was not a doctor.

I guess I just wondered because he would be able to jump in in a medical situation or a nudism situation. Right. This guy answers a lot of questions on Quora. Yeah, a lot of sex-based questions, a lot of nudity questions. Like multiple a day.

All of these questions are from last week. Yeah. But they're like all over the place. Can a landlord demand that you clean up your place? what would it take for america to truly become a universal free health care system is it possible not to enjoy sex because your partner's dick is and he's saying no every one of these it's not possible because you can give birth to a baby so you can fit whatever you need to in there that is what he said yes you don't have women always blaming

the penis it's not the penis's fault it's just they can get hard when they fall asleep They have a lot of particularity. Is he answering these at the nurse's station at the hospital? Definitely. He's doing overnights. I think also there are some people on here who just like to answer questions because they want to help. Look for the helpers.

Right. This is who he meant, Mr. Rogers. This is going to be a funny episode of The Pit is the one guy. guy well like the mass the mass casualty event has happened and james is too busy doing his chorus he's on his phone typing that uh a vagina can stretch to the size of a bagel it's a real quote that he said god i hate when people blame the penis i want to see what else is on this big ass question although i think a lot of it is going to be censored pictures of butts you know And James' thing, too, to the can I see a woman with big boobs on Quora,

we see that all the time. Wait, wait. I like this answer from Dale. Stick with the basics to satisfy your big-ass mama. Almost anything from Hostess, Little Debbie, or M&M's slash Mars. Oh, okay. Dale's coming in with the snacks. Because she's got a big ass.

Okay, Dale. Okay, Dale. Dale's bio says 30-plus years of fixing things that people broke. He's a fixer. So he knows how to satisfy his woman with snack cakes. And he knows about prisoners. I don't know what that means. I don't know if that means he was in prison

or he worked at like a jail or something, but he knows about prisoners. Wait, go to the top question he's recently answered. My son had sexual intercourse with my best friend. What should I do? Dale says, mind your own business. He's a fixer. He fixes things.

Fixes that people broke. okay i feel like we've kind of covered this question the answer is either cakes or i guess just please them generally let's move on we have so many segments here this is quinceltown our our movie segments can magic that exists in movies be considered real can anything that is only imaginary be considered real how do you determine if something's real or not i don't understand this and magic that exists in movies be considered real i don't know what that means i guess the question is what's real okay richard moss as we all know is an actor of stage film television radio 1965 to present

good for him and he's gonna kind of teach a class here he says setting aside solopsism and avoiding any vexing questions about the tree that falls over in a forest far away and whether it does so with crashing and snapping sound or whether it does so silently. Because of the absence of anyone in earshot, we may assume certain things about the theater. Richard. Richard. By the way,

I went to NYU. It was just like this every day. I would take notes while somebody said stuff just like this. Writing down theater and circling it. I'd say, I'm going to need this. I'm going to read this later, I'd say. The business of making

theater work is real. Using a real script written by a real writer it is rehearsed and performed in a real place and by real people directing acting costuming setting managing and otherwise supporting and by an audience of real people sitting in the real seats in the real place of performance and observance which is usually a real theater the story is real and the performance is real but the emotional content of the play as experienced by its real audience it's absolutely not real because it is all fantasy magic is not real there is a rabbit but there is no rabbit in the hat there's a lady but she has never cut in two halves and reassembled again

there is a cabinet but it does not hold the magical power that allows and the magic wand is just a stick etc i want to piss on this guy's shoe Is this guy a British actor? Because if so, he's been in a ton of stuff. Richard Moss. Yeah, that's him. Oh, has he actually been in things? Yeah, he's all over the place.

Most recently in a show called Joker Game. So this is the famous Richard Moss. Oh, well, hold on. We're on richardmoss.com. Is this the same guy? I can't tell. This might be a different guy. Wait a minute.

This is Richard Moss. I think this is a different Richard Moss. He started off his career with a movie called Who Says I Can't Ride a Rainbow? in 1971. They used to have such good games. I feel like that's the same answer to that question as you could give that he just gave to this person.

The rainbow is not real. It's so rare you find someone who's perfect for Quora like this. Yeah, exactly. He has a long-ass IMDb. Yeah, he's fitted a lot of things. Extremely British coded, though. It's all shows that don't exist.

Somebody tagged him in for this. The Henderson kid. British shows are not real. Yes, these are like Brit box ass shows. To answer your question, American shows are real and British shows are not. One of them is called The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello. Yes, that's not a real show. That does not exist at all.

Real, fake. That's crazy. The Crake. The Crake is one of the shows that he's in. Okay. The Crake. This is a crazy poster. the bad guys want them dead

immigration wants them out all they want is a good time the crake about drunk Irish people and then it says in big capital letters on top Jimmy Oyn that's a name I guess a famous Irish actor

Jimmy Oyn it didn't even say his last name it just said Jimmy Oyn yeah he doesn't have a last name because his last name is McKeown oh damn okay so wait jimmy oin is the jim carrey of i think northern ireland really sure it looks like it put some damn respect on jimmy oin's name yeah he used to be so many jobs in show business he goes by just his first name yeah i'm on the jimmy oin.com guys this is bad

we're on jimmyoyne.com I want to go back to richardboss.com he's got like 10 names okay we should probably go back to Cora now we're so deep into jimmyoyne he's performing live in Ireland I assume

I bet he is he's at the damn fringe you have to sign up for his website to read what he's up to you can buy clips of him can I just say this always happens when i get lost in the moss verse you always end up on jimmy oin.com moss heavily leads to jimmy oh jimmy oin's killing me i'm on his website now he's just like

he's coming out like he's kevin hart to like an arena and people are freaking out he's at like woodstock 99 this is everyone in ireland watching him i i i just worked with an actress from northern ireland i can i'm gonna ask her if she knows jimmy oin please please Ask her about Jimmy Oin now. She's like, you know Jimmy Oin? Do you know? Everyone does. Ask her how you say it.

Jimmy Oin. Oh, yeah, we don't even really know. Yeah, I guess if you're just listening, this name could be pronounced a hundred different ways based on what I'm reading. There's probably at least one Irish listener of this podcast screaming at their phone right now. I just texted Thaddea, do you know Jimmy Oin?

I haven't spoken to her in a while. can you help me book jimmy yoin waltzing jimmy yoin's email wow we gotta have him on the show yeah we'll talk to jimmy and we'll get him absolutely dream guest all right so what was the question does magic is magic in movies real it's what's real this one makes my head hurt i can't i it feels like i just drank a bunch of mulled wine when i read this question oh honestly i feel the same way engage with any part of the question or the answer okay let's let's do a different question to mull over let's say here's a different i feel like moss asked it with a burner account so he

could answer it very astute question yeah it was a like slam dunk by richard moss i'll give you that um here's a new question if someone had sex with ted from the movie in real life would that be considered bestiality okay now we're on quora i think no i don't think it would be considered that well ted is well he's not an animal no he's a man well i haven't seen ted did they explain how he becomes a it's so weird i i don't i don't think so and like so much of that movie is just them talking about the the movie flash gordon right that's like what ted talks about is flash gordon he doesn't like he's not horny ted sounds a lot like seth mcfarland too it's just one thing i've noticed but he doesn't have like the soul of a man or something he's not like someone who is

trapped into a teddy bear body or something like that he's not like chucky yeah no no he's not like a serial killer trapped in i was gonna say detective pikachu but it could be chucky as well or i think the whole concept of ted as i recall it is this is a movie at some point i did see is that he's Mark Wahlberg's imaginary friend who just stays with him in real life. Okay, so he's not real. How does Ted become alive? He's Googling, how does Ted become alive?

Yeah. Google Ted alive. Young John Bennett wished on a falling star for his toy to talk, and the wish came true. So yeah, no, it's not bestiality then. It's actually, it's like having sex with God. It's a higher being. Yeah, Ted is a star seed if he wished on a star.

yeah Ted is a starseed and they're twin flames I think he's more like a furry fleshlight come on your fleshlight's not alive though I don't think

well not there's that one there's that one from that we know about that died recently oh right oh she died

for those listening on our Patreon we've been following this guy on Reddit who is supposedly dating his fleshlight

who he has named Cream Puff but she fell off a cliff and died It's extremely disturbing, honestly. But he brings her hiking in Norway, and she fell off a cliff and broke, or as he says, died.

She died? And then as we pointed out, the actual fleshlight itself seems pretty intact, and it's really just the ring around it that's broken, but to him, she's dead. She's dead. It's hard to explain. She's also a type of starseed,

and he wished that she was alive after his wife left him. She's kind of the grossest starseed you can get. um do we want to read any answers and long i don't know explanations about ted um this guy says since ted is genetically not human and is definitely alive i suppose sex with him would have to be some kind of perversion which oh yeah that's true yeah i guess you're right yeah i guess it would be twisted but the next line is horrifying yeah he says maybe in the same class as i was impregnated by aliens but the baby was stillborn which i don't really It's like the same as that.

To answer your question, it would be as if you were pregnant with aliens, but the baby was still born. Wait, then the next sentence is even worse. In real life, if real life Ted ever made someone pregnant, that baby would be still born too. Hopefully. Hopefully. We don't know that, Martin. All we can do is hope.

We don't know that. In this instance, I'm pro-life. I want there to be baby Ted guy. Ted should be able to have a baby. Martin, look at him This is Martin who answered that He looks so bored as he answers this question He's like an older guy with glasses

He lives in Budapest He's big into atheism You know when Stephen King puts himself in a book and there's like a thinly veiled character who's pretty much Stephen King and is kinda like him but isn't I've imagined them always looking like Martin Yeah

This is the Jack Torrance in your head Yeah, it's any like author with problems who happens to be as white as the day is long. This guy is answering these questions from within like Orban's Hungary right now. To answer your question, if Ted had sex with you,

it would hopefully be stillborn. I wonder if he knows Rod Dreher. That's where Rod Dreher ended up. Ask him. Yeah, do you know Rod Dreher? He posted something 53 minutes ago. He's online right now. Ask him if he knows Jimmy Oin.

Do you know Jimmy Oin? yeah do you know rod dreyer or jimmy oin that way we'll get both because i feel like he's only gonna talk to us once i have no idea how you spell rod dreyer it's d-r-h-e-r yeah jeremy adding another r jimmy oin is j-i-m-e because i wrote it down right e-i-o-e-o-i-n you misspelled jimmy oin it's actually a type of crypto it's jimmy oin

jimmy coin jimmy oin coin we should have asked him about rod draver and jimoyne and see if he could just guess what we mean I asked him this question and I'm realizing again that I'm on my computer so this is just from my personal name

and photo so great I'm on there a photo of me from 10 years ago. That'll be great when he comes back and just says some anti-Semitic stuff to you in 10 minutes. That's usually what it goes down to.

I'm just seeing your last name. That's fine with me. I don't care. Sean P. Quinn says, I'm assuming the sex is consensual. End of answer. Great. Helpful, Sean.

Very good, Sean. I'm kind of curious who asked this question. I'm going to look. This Ted question. The relating questions, by the way, were horrible. I'm not going to look at any of those. We do not need to.

I'm going to quickly move on to Quilosophy. Thank you, Alex. What's it like living in nudity? Oh, Lord. This is a big nudist episode. Yeah. Well, it's a natural mystery. I wonder if our beer guy answered.

I hope so. He must. This is pretty recent. Wait, click on that top answer because it's by a space, I think. No, this is a guy. This is Shed the Clothing. His name is Shed the Clothing, sort of like. Oh, his name is Shed the Clothing.

He's 150 years old, it looks like, and he's a lifetime nudist husband-father. He's an aeronautical engineer. He lives in Las Vegas. I'm just picturing, like, the moon landing engineers are all back there and stripped down to their skinny whites. So he's complaining that there's too many

young 15-year-olds answering sex questions. Oh, and they're getting it wrong. He's a nudist, but he wants it to be for adults only, which I respect. But he also was raised from birth in a nudist family. He says that on his bio. Oh. Yeah. I don't like that at all.

His culture is not your costume. That's crazy. Also, I feel like his thing is shed the clothing. He's a nudist. He's a nudist his whole life. His photo is of him in a hat and shirt. Right. Well, he's at work at NASA there.

What are you doing? Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. He didn't ask the question about Ted. I got lost for a second. No, no, no, no. he's answering the what's it like living a nudity and he says living a nudist lifestyle i just gotta say it's very easy to get lost a lot is happening i'm still a jimmy oin

we gotta move past jimmy oin but i guess so i i am interested in what nudists say about what it's like living in nudity as i've only visited when it's shower time or uh i don't know i'm escaping a blast furnace and all my clothes have been burnt off. That happens to you a lot. Yeah, and I lost all my hair and now I'm living in nudity. Well, you can read Shed's answer. Shed says, living a nudist lifestyle where nudity is the same as the clothed

lifestyle, you don't think about it. You move about tackling housework and chores if you are clothed. The downfall is that we live in a textile world where laws demand we appear clothed in their presence. Enjoy what you can in seclusion and privacy of the home. Enjoy with others in the nudist environments and offer

compliments to others in normal conversations just because we're all new does not mean we do not enjoy one another's company wow that's beautiful it's hard to speak in unison when we're not in the same room it really is it's interesting sounding it's kind of the cornerstone of the podcast i don't know what we'll do i can make that happen at the end it's fine jeremy just taking hours lining up the slight gap in the words can i read dash's answer please oh sure is that my brother dash yeah this is your brother this is your brother this is your nude nude brother how nude is your brother i guess is my next question i'm sure it's different for all nudist but for me i just enjoy not having clothes on

my closest friends and some of my neighbors know that i'm nude at home all the time they know if they pop over and announce they're gonna see me naked most of them don't mind they're used to it but it does embarrass some of them i even got one of my modest neighbors to join me she was really bashful about it at first but now she enjoys it and we hang out at her place or mine nude great my sister eva doesn't know she's the only one yeah this guy's really wants to talk about yeah he's he's nudism short shorts he posted this picture of himself in like a cut-off vest and cut-off pants and then he poured his face very poorly you can probably just say who he is isn't that the picture of the you might look like this

guy from earlier in the podcast i think it is it was dash he seems so happy though you could have yeah i don't think there'd be anything wrong looking like him i mean he's having a great time he's naked with his neighbors sometimes yeah he's mostly just answering questions about being naked well he's confronting the textile world lots of questions about urinals that he's answering yeah why do men never use the word urinal when describing where they are going to urinate i don't think that that's true is the word that taboo to use in conversation and he's a trump supporter if that helps if that helps paint a bigger picture of dash nudist it does help a bigger picture of dash actually he supports not just trump but though

he trumps he supports president trump's white house renovations which i feel like it's a very specific thing to be like it's good i love the ballroom i'll be more interested if he just supports the ballroom but doesn't support donald trump like he doesn't like him normally you know a lot of nudists are conservative for whatever reason and i never really understood that what does that mean it's more natural yeah it's like swingers it's like the uh my friend's parents moved to the the villages in florida and he said that like the swinging there is insane and people have like coated sponges that they hang on the back of their golf carts to say what kind of sex you want oh my god they're like they're like loofahs it's like cruising but with

loofahs it's like cruising yeah do you have a purple bandana or whatever it's colored loofahs Wow. The nudism, I think, is a little more unclear to me. The swinging, swinging takes place inside of a marriage. So I guess being married, out of all the things you could be, is kind of traditional and conservative. Nudism, before clothes were invented, they've returned. Like, we must return with a V. We must return to Adam and Eve.

We have to all wear leaves. There was no clothes and leaves were clothes. Bring back leaf clothes. Whatever happened to leaf clothes? That's another good quote. We got a lot of good ideas. We would all wear leaves. Go home when the lights come on.

There was that snake who talked to us all the time. Am I the only one who remembers the angel Michael? I saw this post yesterday on Twitter that was like a viral post that it was like one of those like drawings from the 50s. And there was an advertisement for whatever. And it said like, we need to bring back house parties. And everyone was like, there are house parties. Your friends just don't like you. I had one yesterday

It's true Your baby was falling all over the place She was out of control She was drinking that wine I think she was mulling When you drink mulled wine it's mulling What do you do when you see a drunkard Lying on the road in India

How do you help him It's just one of those natural mysteries I saw this I was in London earlier this year i was like walking back to my hotel not india and there was just a guy on his back like in the middle of the sidewalk completely splayed out like he'd walked in and everyone kind of encountered him at once and it was just like a guy who i think drunkenly had just like completely fallen backwards onto the sidewalk he was like well dressed it was very eerie starfish did it people

got people get wasted in london really yeah it's its own type of drinking it's crazy yeah because the bars close at like midnight or something yeah that's why real quick that's why it's this damn hours that makes them do it yeah you're unhospitable no it's really nice vacationing in europe as an american where there's like worse tourists than you around because english people are also there yeah in india it is a bit different if a drunkard is about i've been to india the main cultural difference i would say in terms of this thing i mean in america we completely ignore homeless people here too so it's not like they're you know uh looking down on different cultures or anything but uh there's definitely like a disrespect for people who live on the street

in a way that's like different than here like you're allowed to hit them a little bit well it's perceived that it's like a karmic thing right there's like yeah tests and stuff like that i don't think the answer is usually take a picture of them and put it on quora no no yeah the answer is not put it on quora that hasn't helped anyone to quora and say at least you don't look like this guy oh this is beneath sorry yeah so this is the guy who asked the question beneath his bio is iron man currently taking rest from the job and waiting for avengers 2 okay oh man he loves he He must be so happy because there's been a bunch of them. It happened quite a while ago, Avengers 2.

I bet Avengers 2 came out and he was like, I don't need to go on Quora anymore. I don't know if he ever managed to help that drunk guy, but I guess one really minimalist thing you could do is just move them to the side of the road. Yeah, so they don't get run over. Drag them. Yeah.

Yeah, to a safe space. I don't know if it's a situation where you call the police and then they help or if they are just come and hit you with a club right i don't know how people i was around just called an ambulance and it showed up right away and took the man away that could be good it's good yeah getting an ambulance maybe it's not as expensive over there nhs it took care of the drunkard class my taxes are paying for that great great impressions all around uh really good guys and scene i'm gonna look at maybe one more question here no response from my northern irish friend about jimmy lyons but i'll i'll email you if we do get an update

she sometimes takes a day or two keep us plugged in on that could we do based on my questions do you think i'm a dangerous person sure that's because i didn't see what their questions were and i do want to know if they're a dangerous person uh eva i'm imagining your friend you you sent jimmy oin and now they're just watching all of the videos several jimmy oin specials that he has yeah she's she's cracked into her jimmy oin dvd collection jimmy oin playing with run the jewels okay so this question is based on my questions do you think i'm a dangerous person should we look up who the person is yeah i'll see the questions yeah praying it's not anonymous way to know okay okay last question is there anyone here on quora who thinks they can defeat

five by seven by five by six by seven by eight by eight by six by seven humans in a fight at once angel numbers oh yeah angel numbers this is from six hours ago the next question is also really good is there anyone here on quora who thinks they can defeat 57 by 56 humans in a fight at ones so that one was he like classed it up he fixed it and then posted the one with more numbers yeah it was unclear there's a lot of fighting questions a million thugs in a fight at once okay that's too many how likely do you think it is that a wolf would win a fight with a human here victory for a human means winning any number of fights i use this example to show the duality of luck and probability that's a good question that's a really interesting question

Wait, so the original one is, do we think he's insane? No, do we think he's a dangerous person? Oh, well, he's trying to find a million people at once, so I kind of do think he's dangerous. I like this question he asked. Do you agree that telling big lies is not everyone's job? I do agree. In your opinion, isn't lying just a clever and hidden form of truth?

Whoa. This is joker-fied. That's dangerous, dangerous. I'm reporting him to the FBI. It's a crime, a job. Okay, I'm going to read what people say out here, I guess. I'm curious what people think. They're just going to be taking him down a peg.

Okay, read this one, Alex, from James. This is by James T. Bowden. Thank you for the question. No matter how strong we are physically, there will always be someone stronger than us. No matter the extent of our knowledge, there will always be someone with more education. no matter how experienced we are there will always be someone with more experience the most primitive

law of the jungle is survival of the fittest the problem with that is there is only one person who is the the most fit on the entire planet where is this going what is it that do i have to ask this it could fight the million people this is right okay million thugs this is james d bodden also i'm trying to read it like it's written which is a lot of ellipses and capitals so i'm just trying to get the emphasis right this guy has honors graduate from university emphasis on the sciences it's like an ai he could be ai and that is subject to change daily even hourly based on illness injury or death the strongest people on earth don't put a people down they lift them up that's actually really nice i approve of that that is beautiful and to the end he says no

in my opinion you are not dangerous he says you are not dangerous some of your behaviors are dangerous you are not your behaviors the behaviors is posting about fighting a wolf i guess two wolves you're dangerous and to one million unsuspecting people you're pretty dangerous there's thugs though there are one million thugs i mean you don't want to be in a situation where you're fighting one million thugs. That's some kind of Chronicles of Riddick prison. I like his bio. This is really

funny to me. It has been said that time heals all wounds. This just isn't true. Healing heals all wounds. That's so true. Bawden. Follow him. Bawden. Healing heals all wounds.

If you're ever nervous that you're not healing enough, try healing. Use healing to heal. Press the triangle button to heal he's asking about uh getting measles apparently getting measles 60 years ago he's a former truck driver great before he fought all those guys couldn't drive for you james t bodden i'm sorry james t bodden wasn't fighting one million guys the guy whose name was sanskrit james t bodden said that um fighting one million guys isn't dangerous you know it's dangerous helping people yes healing and then he said yes our healing healing is healing and he also said

you are not your behaviors which is the opposite of every other long post i've read that i am my behavior but your behaviors are dangerous another answer here someone says i don't otherwise you wouldn't worry about it some crazy thoughts brings uncomfortable feelings there's one alpha way to face them understanding compartmentalize compartmentalize it you need to share it a stranger out of your entourage different town if you're rural different district if you're in the city the brain slash mind has the same need as the body things go in things must come out i know that thanks kevin show roba show kevin show roba show former oil patch he's a former oil patch i don't know what any of this means that's a canadian thing probably

sand he works in the oil sands or something don't mind him that's just kevin show roba show this This website makes me feel like I have a gas leak in my house. Like, it's so fucking crazy. It makes me feel like I have an oil patch in my house. For her oil patch. Kevin Show Robichaux is an extremely imaginary friend name. This is when they were workshopping Ted. Yeah, Ted told him.

This was his first name. Kevin Show Robichaux asked in July, how can you tell if the gorgeous woman is Russian or from surrounding countries? I don't know what he's up to. Yeah, make them do that dance. You know the one where they get down low and they kick? That's how you know.

That's how you can tell if they're Russian or not. The Cossack dance. Somebody says you're just a prat, which is an Anglo spotted, and the sound is going off. Yeah, Anglo spotted. He does live in England. He's a former builder. You're a prat.

What is a prat? Is it just bad? School of the arts. Okay, fair enough. That's Jimmy Oin. Jimmy Oins. school of jimmy oin hard knocks school of brats will you will you see if jimmy oin anyone's ever asked about jimmy oin on quora that's a great question j-i-m-e-o-i-n and thank you for

spelling it again because i would not have remembered someone said is jimmy oin a real irish name whoa wait you got an answer go back is jimmy oin a real irish name not really but someone responded to do you know somebody answered our question jeremy oh oh he responded to my question yes how do i someone did how do i find clues oh someone else says no never heard of the name thanks someone else thanks abba we did we ask abba no we got someone else so everyone gets to answer the rodre or jimmy i asked martin reyto who's a learner and a teacher everyone can answer all of the questions even if you send it to someone privately there's no private questions they just get a notification that we want them specifically to answer

but this is the band abba from sweden okay well they just take a chance on them they don't know jimmy owen or rod dreyer that's so funny that that's just a that could end up in my core writer like my quora digest like the question and any you know but it would only it would only show up in there if you were already asking about jimmy owing and then i would say i know what she wants to see you're definitely gonna have jimmy owing answers from now on jeremy yeah i'm gonna get a lot of jimmy owing oh so much i'm gonna get constant emails about jimmy owing is it jim owen jim owen apparently it is pronounced jim owen whatever it's pronounced jim owen it's not jimmy owen

i'm so sorry jimmy i mean his real name is like james owen stephen paul mccohen oh he's a liar for a living he's an irish liar he's a many such cases i might add do we have a listener question too yeah we do but real quick real quick i just want to jim owens wikipedia or jim theoid if you want to say that his name is married to a woman named katherine arena which is such a like wow it feels like a hideo kojima name for like a beautiful singer or something this is my wife heather deathmatch katherine arena and he plays arenas is that wasn't attracted to her because it's a place that he goes damn twin flames is she does she she's an actress she's in his movies these are absolute twin flames he's in the crake he was

in the crake if you were jim owen would you not book your wife to be in your movie she wrote for his tv show which is his self-titled tv show it's kind of the louis of australia wait so close jim oin jim oin jim oin jim oin it's hard to say fast Irish food we have to end

we'll do a listener question Eva's gotta be away from here before we give her brain damage I have not listened to this I have no idea what the question is it just says that it's from an Anglo so i am assuming it's relevant to jimoyne or jim owen whatever you want to call him guys just really quick on the show jim owen there's a an actor named brian nankervis

what is this show it doesn't like it doesn't say if it's like a sketch show or what but he's in like a viking helmet oh that's just his hat he's his hat he wears if you know jim owen he's yeah to him that's just like a regular hat it has he has such great actors as sarah woods angus smallwood john wood anyway um okay this is a listener question uh if you want to send us questions that are as if they from core i send them at coreators at gmail.com coreators how's it going uh got a question for you uh are you guys worried about the end of the world happening uh and when the apocalypse happens and then when the post-apocalypse happens uh are you guys gonna keep doing the show

or like what's gonna happen there thanks that's a great question really good question anglo spotted first of all anglo spotted and that's an anglo i found you um second i was doing multiple podcasts when covid happened and i did not miss a week so i'm gonna say 100 yes the content will never stop alex literally podcasting while a baby cries in the other room she's fine it's just nap time again it's nap time all the time baby's falling all over the place she's out of control I don't know would you guys podcast

what are you going to leave if the world ends because I expect you to be here reading the Korras I'll be hanging out as long as the wifi works you know I'm going to be podcasting it'll work we'd have to find a new topic sorry Eva what were you saying I cut you off

oh yeah because you don't think Korra would just be like a zombie thing I imagine in the post apocalypse people would have to like write questions and I don't know mail them to some sort of central quora to people have more questions than ever

I was going to say I was in New Orleans right after Hurricane Katrina when the power was still out and there were these guys that just ran a radio station off of their porch because they had generators and they just would get gas from people pour it in the generator and then

play reggae songs through a speaker so you could do that yeah so you could do that but we'll be like reading jimmy oin's imdb while the cloverfield monster is outside printed out the last thing we printed out was his imdb before that the computer one way like a terminator style like radio show we're like if anyone can hear this if there are any survivors out there is it possible to not enjoy sex if the penis is too big let me read you his wife's name it's katherine arena he plays arenas think about it you can only hear corridors if you're within like two blocks of your

apartment yeah that's the whole that's the reach yeah that's just because alex is really loud it's the same rules as inside Jeremy's building alright that's the show for today that's enough that's enough thank you so much for coming on Eva what a show

thank you so much for having me where can our listeners find you and your works abroad you can find me I'm at evafay on instagram I'm private because I get death threats from people who think I'm a character from inside

the Epstein universe but if you're nice to me I will let you look at my Instagram and if you say I'm going to die because I went on the Loot Express I'll have to block you but just for my work so I've been working on this show for a year it's coming out next year called

Margo's Got Money Troubles for Apple and there should be some stuff some preview stuff dropping this week for it so check out Elle Fanning's social media if you want to see what the thing I'm doing is. My favorite is Elle Fanning.

Check out Elle Fanning too. She's been in a ton of good movies this year. Yeah, she just got nominated for a Golden Globe this morning. So she's a wrap. Nick Offerman's in it and Michelle Pfeiffer and lots of fun people are in it. The rapper Rico Nasty is in it.

Check out the Margot's Got Money Troubles leaks. Check out all those leaks. and i'd like we should also promote the crake season two of the crake out now it's been out since 1996 it looks like um we should we should clarify i don't remember if this was on air or not eva is not the eva anderson from the epstein plane yes i'm not eva anderson do men that's the ex-girlfriend of jeffrey epstein i'm eva anderson with one s

with one s but the people on as people did point out on reddit when they posted me and tried to dox me uh my father was a quote admitted warlock he was an admitted warlock which is true he did admit to being he was a magician so he was an admitted warlock but does not make me the eva anderson from the epstein universe so please if you're gonna follow me do not try to kill me yeah and also don't follow eva anderson dubin who is a bad person we think probably tied to that sex ring we're having her on the podcast next week we'll we'll see who does better straighten it out yeah perfect so i guess no judgment on her yet but uh it's a different person yeah okay um if you want more of our show we have bonus episodes every thursday and you can

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