Quorators - Omens and Rituals w/ Cameron Fetter
Episode Date: May 12, 2025Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What do psychopaths think of dark empaths...? Can the dead feel cremation? If a demon gifts me something, is that bad? I have been gifted many things from a demon and I am fearful those gifts allow the demon to be tied to me. --- Listen to Cameron's podcast @ https://www.youtube.com/PodcastAboutList Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
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okay i'm gonna hit the button any questions before we start or i don't think so i think
i'm ready to go it's a podcast it's pretty straightforward you were born for this i think
i'm ready let's rock
the camera is gonna cut to you and you won't be dancing
just be aware you're not dancing to dance see i should have asked do i have to dance
you didn't think of all the questions
I wasn't prepared I should have come with
seems like you guys have a list of questions
as an editing choice
I do want to add in a bright
flashing text that says you must dance
over the theme song
as kind of just like an after the fact
encouragement yeah you should figure
out how to get that in real life
yeah
appearing on your guest vision
like the late night sign that flashes
just in my apartment
dance for jeremy folks it's quarators america's favorite quora based podcast we're back again
with alex jeremy and claire wow all of the hosts yo no one is gone for easter this week
no one is gone for jesus no one is gone for jesus and jesus was gone but he came right back
he's the king of the jews k of the j
claire that is so true well we have a great guest for you this week all the way down from the
podcast about this podcast we have cameron fetter cameron hello thank you for having me it's great
great having you you know uh we wanted to try to get you as close to easter as possible yeah i'm a
big easter fan you guys kind of missed it by a little though not so close it was the best we
could do but yeah easter's probably it's huge for me but you know you wouldn't have been able to get
me because i would have been on a huge lavish vacation for easter like every year like i'm
sure we all do every year going to the big jesus in brazil yeah we all go to it's yeah yeah yeah
the cristo redentor you know what they should do i just always think they should put bunny ears on
him yeah they should do more with him in general they should put stuff on yeah they should i feel
like also they should you know it'd be a good stunt they should get rid of him on uh good friday
Okay, yeah.
Bring him back on Easter.
Like Criss Angel.
Like the big statue.
Oh, my God.
He's back.
They hang this big statue up to a bigger statue of a tree.
Yeah.
Just for the weekend, and then it's gone, and then it comes back.
Statue of a tree?
It's going to require a lot of raw material to do.
The Jesus is already so big.
And no one will like it.
Yeah.
Do you think the world would be plunged into chaos if that statue disappeared?
That would really cause some hubbub
I think
Based on every alien invasion movie I've seen
That thing's gotta go
To bring down
Aliens hate our Jesus
What's this guy strutting his stuff about
What's he
Putting his arms all akimbo for
Getting blood all over the place
Cameron have you been on Quora before
I have I actually have spent a good
Amount of time on Quora
What do you go on Quora for
um well i went on it probably one time to actually use it in like maybe like 2018 and forever i have
gotten digest emails from them that i cannot turn off but we've actually we've done some quora on
our podcast too and we found some very some very interesting stuff on there so i know just how
potent of course it can be this is year three of the quora podcast and i have got to say it does
get samey at parts
and it pushes you to explore further
into the website
because there's so much
is Hitler
cool and should I have sex
with my own sister that you could just do
that forever. Lots of the
sex stuff on there is really crazy.
The one favorite one that
I found that's burned into my brain forever is
what is the difference
between C-S-E-E
food and normal food?
yeah and that one yeah i don't know i don't even know what normal food is i thought you were going
to talk about a sex question no no no the sex questions are pretty crazy though the ones i've
seen on there it's kind of it's kind of crazy uh i'm sick of it yeah it's a bit much i don't know
what they're doing over there they also made a decision like i think i don't know 10 years ago
or something you could tell just by like looking through the dates on the post where you used to
be able to just do like facebook status updates and now it has to be in question form so all the
stuff that seems like used to have an explanation afterwards that finishes the thought is gone
yeah and you'll just get stuff about like am i trapped here yeah and then answers and you don't
know where they are yeah the uh it's really funny to any like website like this that uses kind of an
algorithm to feed you like the next thing they i feel like you can always discover the kind of the
like underbelly of it because it's always you'll always land on one weird sex question and it'll
just lead you deeper and deeper and it's like this whole realm that nobody who's ever on the
website to just look up something normal will ever see but it's like more than half of the
website is this disgusting crazy i like this part i like the like if you enjoyed this question you
will also enjoy you'll also enjoy a different question that's maybe tangentially related like
the idea of someone who's like i wish i could see another question right now that was kind of
similar to what i was wondering i'm sick with this illness but what if i was sick with this illness
um well we try to go into the different formats of the uh website on the show and so we like to
begin by going to a chorus space so we have loaded up our favorite segment at the beginning here
space of the week space of the week
long sustained every time every time i have to cut it off i have to uh folks this week's space
is psychopathic x it has 8.2 thousand followers and 27 contributors a medium-sized quora space
one of the contributors is lana dell r-a-y yeah oh so it's like a different a different one
Is it spelled different?
I have no idea.
Yeah, this is a ray, like a magical ray.
Or a manta ray.
You can see she kind of has goat horns.
Oh, I see, I see.
She's an evil sorceress.
Oh, yeah.
It's usually E-Y.
Okay, cool.
So this is evil Lana Del Rey.
Always good to check the spelling on Lana Del Rey
whenever you get the chance.
So the name of this is all the correct information
related to psychopathy.
And there's an adult thing here.
Right.
Well, it's no purview of children
to explore the dark corners of the mind, Jeremy.
the description says anti-social psychopathic personality spectrum information now we have
spent a good amount of time on psychopath hubs before yes uh including the famous psychopathic
musings which was just one guy writing essays about how he's like a psycho and it's his superpower
and yeah how he is like how he likes to be psycho yeah yeah make him a psycho what the things he'll
do to people who cross him manipulating the psychopath the all the psychopath uh content
on the internet i find really interesting because a good amount of it is people who want to be
psychopaths but aren't and are trying to spy yeah they're trying to say they're they're asking am i
a psychopath and they're cherry picking every they're like i didn't look both ways when i
crossed the street a year ago so yeah that's me every day looking up if i'm autistic or yeah
I'm like, why does nobody like me?
Just trying to game the system really hard.
I'm noticing the 27 contributors,
first of all, a ton of great names.
We have Illuminated.
We have Catalina Black,
who is an entrepreneur and primary psychopath.
Illuminated is the grandmaster of this space, I think.
Lynn Snyder Needles.
By the way, when you're on...
Who is a registered nurse?
You've got to stick with...
If Needles is your maiden name,
you've got to keep that one around.
You've got to be a nurse.
That's a fucking AI picture.
That's not a real lady.
Yeah, but you can tell by the lighting.
You're saying that Lynn Snyder Needles is not a real person?
This is a fake Lynn Snyder Needles.
Lynn Snyder Needles, the psychopath?
Who lives in Newark, Delaware?
No blue check.
Not real.
She has five questions.
Wait, can we scroll back up here?
Did you read my response to Jim Nunya?
Nunya business.
It's got to be Nunya business, right?
But there's no answer, so we don't know if that's what it is.
Yeah, I guess Jeremy, say no.
Do you want me to say no?
Yeah, just so that we have some interaction there.
I wouldn't mess with the psychopath, but you go off.
Yeah, well, she's not the Grandmaster.
She's all the way in Delaware.
Yeah, that's true.
She's got to drive for like five hours to get here.
Yeah.
Alberto Mysterio, wow.
That's our name on here because originally it was Alex's full name,
and he got really mad that I kept answering people's questions with his name.
And a picture of me.
Well, Jeremy would be like, I'll kill you.
And I'd be like, that's my name and face.
don't do that um i'm more curious about the grandmaster flair i would just go on every
question about sax and go i'm jacking off to this wow that is a husband's penis
i guess we should read the posts on the oh yeah you put a question here
yes right so this is the question what do psychopaths think of dark empaths
i bet they don't like it's a dark empath i forget let's ask quora i know what a dark empath is
this is actually textbook dark empath stuff uh so a dark empath so an empath is someone who can you
know uh relate to others and put themselves in the place of others they're not sympathetic they're
empathetic uh but they are dark so they could put themselves in the place of other people but they
do it as kind of like for evil another sacrifice for their grand plan right or like in in uh in
the show hannibal when he's going and he's doing he's imagining himself as it's when you imagine
yourself doing bad things.
Hannibal, great example of a
dark empath slash psychopath.
Well, Raiden says
I assume is the guy from
Metal Gear Solid. Yeah, that's correct.
Raiden says, same disorder,
different name, same snake, different skin.
Same snake.
Oh yeah, there you go.
If I click this, is it going to be the guy from Metal Gear Solid?
I don't know what this is.
It's like an angel of some sort.
It looks like an angel. It looks like a Diablo angel.
It's one of the more powerful ones.
Now, what is the ASPD?
Austin City Spells Wrong Police Department.
It's definitely autism, right?
It's autism spectrum something.
I thought, isn't it a psychopath?
Autism Special Police Department.
Yes!
Put down the train!
This is exactly what we need.
Wow.
You can take my words with a grain of salt,
but I don't sugarcoat anything.
Kind of a seasoning themed.
flavor-themed profile here.
Finally, an account you can taste.
He lives in Madison, Wisconsin.
I do agree with him.
I think dark empaths and psychopaths
are kind of a, you know.
Same snake, different skin?
Yeah, I would say it's sort of
this different skin of a snake.
They're kind of like two different snakes.
Someone finally said it.
Said, insert fake name here.
You don't need to click on him.
You don't need to click on him.
He's a joker.
He's a clown.
Anti-social personality disorder.
Oh, there it is.
Boom.
That's what it is.
They want to be psychos so bad.
Antisocial personality disorder is like one of the vaguest illnesses ever invented.
What?
Yeah, the doctor says you're a grump.
Yeah, it just means you suck.
Yeah.
You don't know how to shake hands right.
Yeah.
Okay, Edward Lewis says more stuff about antisocial personality disorder.
Elijah Mann is chiming in, also antisocial personality disorder.
Dark empath doesn't sound scientific and sounds more like what someone on TikTok would make up
and try to raise clout for being a dick.
Yo, fuck TikTok.
Clout sharks in here with their fake diseases.
I looked up the definition for this on Google
because I didn't know.
And a dark empath is someone who uses cognitive empathy
at the expense of others for personal gain.
So how is that different than a sociopath, I guess?
I guess like Mother Teresa was a dark empath.
She was.
She was one of the most clouded saints of the modern age.
I don't think I fully understand what a dark empath is,
but I can empathize with people who want to be one
because I think that you have to take any chance you get
to call yourself dark something.
That doesn't come along easily.
That's because you're a light empath.
Yeah, I'm on the side of the light.
I'm actually fighting against the dark empath.
I pray for your safety every day.
Jeremy, it looks like you found another account here.
Sorry, I didn't mean to hover over this person.
Just another human.
Destroy the planet before it destroys us.
You don't sound like just another human.
It sounds like something a dark empath would say.
More like an alien to me.
We are but biofuel for the industrial research machine
known as Earth as it blindly trial and errors its way
to a solution for cosmic heat death.
Don't follow me.
Gilling spree.
This is an alien.
Yeah, that's a really cool thing to say, though.
I do kind of respect that.
I was telling Alex this before that because of the pollen,
I've been coughing a bunch.
So I took like Robitussin before this podcast.
and now I feel like I'm in a fucking haze.
And being on Quora is not helping
when people are just talking about like a dark empathy.
You're not in a haze.
Where am I?
You're on the psychopathicx.quora.com space.
I feel insane.
I'm saying every word wrong.
And the answer is psychopaths do not respect dark empaths.
You're robo-dripping.
Can I see some of the other posts on the space though?
Yeah, please.
Sorry.
Because this is the only one I saw on here
and I am interested to see what else they got.
I want to see Demetrius Hennessy.
The architect or whatever his flavor is?
Is having a psychopath as a lover a bad idea?
Okay.
You know, I've heard it's an enriching sexual choice.
Ask your wives.
Come on.
That's not nice.
That's not nice.
It's not a horrible idea.
That's from Shut Your Face.
Not even taking a stance.
It's not a horrible idea.
It sounds like you still get to have sex.
You're both very honest with each other from the start,
mature enough and willing to handle someone
who struggles being intimate,
open-minded enough to empathize with someone who lacks it.
It's harder than it sounds.
Don't take things too personally.
It sounds pretty hard.
It does.
But it's worth it, I think.
It's not a horrible idea.
What is this?
His little bio thing says,
Pass my dangerousness evaluation with flying colors.
We're going to evaluate you for dangerousness today.
This is a regular police test.
Yeah.
That is a personality test you take when you find it on TikTok.
You say, am I a psychopath?
You say, well, let's take the dangerousness evaluation test.
I scored a five.
High marks on your lethality exam.
Why do many people say psychopaths slash sociopaths are lone wolves?
They're jealous.
They wish it was them.
Oh, because they often display a preference for solitude.
This is from Circe, who knows Spanish.
uh psycho girl here answered oh psycho girl that's very funny to have that be your like
whole thing online i'm psycho psychopath here i don't feel for anyone uh probably because
psychopaths are easily annoyed by people who want to chat them up over asinine shit
what psycho girl is is misspelled kanye here as cane but cane does sound like the name of a famous
psychopath yeah you see what
Kane did from the Bible
and she's a traveling nurse
so if you ever have someone draw
like a lot of nurse
maybe lacking empathy
I usually associate nurses
with working at a hospital
I don't know what kind of traveling
position you're in
the horrifying things they see must turn them into
dark empaths
I guess she could be like a military medic
is that a traveling nurse
that'd be so upsetting if you were like getting
checked out by a nurse
and they were like,
yeah, I'm a dark empath.
Follow me on Quora.
You can see over their shoulder
on their phone.
Yeah, they're on Quora.com.
It says here you're a psycho girl.
You got a green filter
over your face.
She has five questions.
Okay.
She owns a gun, too.
Can a psychopath feel love?
Big yes.
What would a world
run by psychopaths be like?
I think we're loving it.
Yeah, look around.
I bet it says that five times.
All five answers are just like,
The world today.
What is wrong with people on Quora who don't know the difference between psychopathic and sociopathic?
Do you sometimes feel like people answer questions like you are on drugs?
And what does it mean to unmask a narcissist on Quora?
Yeah, what does that mean?
Yeah, what's the definition of that?
I don't know.
What does it mean?
To unmask?
Like they're a vigilante?
Everyone wants to be a narcissist and psychopath on Quora.
It's pretty wild.
It's like the cool thing to do.
I'm sick of these TikTok sharks
Trying to pretend they're psychopaths
I walked into a public space
Knowing he was raging
His mask fell
He cruelly raged
And I knew our private hell was exposed
I walked
Damn
Click on this space
Save this one for later
This is good
Lies
Damned lies
And narcissists
Put that in the doc
We're keeping that
I want to come back to the lies space
On a lies week
Not now
We're all out of time now
Yeah, we're going to go into it.
This week's theme is omens and rituals,
and we will begin with our first segment, Forbidden Knowledge.
The unknown.
The forbidden.
This is sort of a forbidden knowledge question.
Who invented the concept of talking trains?
Damn, no one has answered this.
This has no answer.
I didn't want to start with this one because it's too hot.
but uh there is one secret answer here that you have to know how to look for i bet it's gonna be
something rude it's gonna be somebody getting rude no it's from a guy who's a real answer and
it's the serious cybernetics corporation interesting what is that should i know what
that is oh well they invented talking trains yeah do they mean thomas i was thinking thomas
if it's not thomas who is it i assume it's well okay it could be thomas or it could be like the
train that says the next stop is yeah yeah they're here like keaton talks on the l trainer
the voice of the train i thought they were talking about like you remember like uh talking dead
yeah sure like like the conversations about trains yeah the train podcast
talking trains the the guy this is a reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
shut up down vote fake and cringe no nerds in the train space tell them shut up nerd
I'll kill you
we get in trouble when you do that
I'll kill
we could be banned from Quora
and then need to make a second account
is that what anyone wants
we get twice as many emails
this is from Caleb Poozer
yeah it is
big picture of a train
yeah maybe we could get a better idea
of what this question means
you know in Tokyo the train
plays you a song
every stop is a different song
so you can listen to the song
and know when your stop is.
Wow.
Yeah.
They're talking through their songs.
This guy's trying to like pitch a TV show
about trains or something.
It's trains with a Z.
It's hip hop style trains.
What do you need to make a train series?
I do like that websites like this,
they are encouraging all the crazy users
to really externalize everything
and pretend it's not about them
and say, what do you need to make a train series?
What would one need?
Do we all like my show idea where the main character is named Trainpock Shakur?
It's a rapping train.
Is the Titanic real in the world?
Can we see it?
That's a great question.
It is, though.
If you're a billionaire, you can go down to the bottom of the ocean.
It's in the movie.
That's the real Titanic.
What?
What are you talking about?
They go down.
They get pictures of it.
They say, there you go.
That's it.
Well, not the part where it's floating around.
Yeah, yeah.
they're clout chasing with that
they're just tiktokers
they're being dark empaths about the titanic
when they do that
I think that's enough of this question
there's no answers on it
Dusan Radin was dunking on him there
and he said go dive and see it
sorry pooser
sorry pooser
go dive and see it pooser
unless anyone has an answer to who invented talking trains
but I don't
it's unanswerable
yeah we don't know
I mean, that's a concept that's been around since even before trans.
For at least 30 years.
Cultures have all wondered who invented talking trans.
It's in the collective unconscious somewhere.
Here's another question.
Can the dead feel cremation?
Ouch.
I hope not.
That would suck.
But if they can feel cremation, they can also feel like the worms going crazy in there otherwise.
Would that even hurt, though?
The worms?
Worms just going around in you?
What, are you scared it would feel good?
Well, I think it might, right?
It feels like your IG spot gets activated.
I don't know.
You get tickled on the inside.
I don't know if I like that.
I would not like to be in a massage chair forever,
which is what I would imagine being full of worms is like.
Being in a massage chair forever.
Inside massage chair.
Sure.
It would be like being a massage chair.
Yeah.
They have this stuff inside them that wiggles around.
Sure.
You ever sit on a corpse?
as a dark empath i can feel for the chair
uh heidi anderson is uh saying it's like anesthesia but it's it's not it's being
dead so how do you know what i don't think that's like that at all you don't know shit
you may as well ask how anesthesia works i don't think that's not what i asked do they not know
how anesthesia works i want to know if dead people feel being lit on fire and if they feel like a
chair if there's worms in them. And then a doctor
says, yes, amen.
Oh, that's cool.
Who's never commented on anything ever again.
DHS, what is that?
The Department of Home Security.
Isn't DHS a doctor thing? Am I wrong about this?
I believe you, but what kind of doctor is it?
It's just Homeland Security.
So this is just an ICE agent.
Yes, amen.
Jeremy thinks all ICE agents are doctors.
Doctor of Health Science.
Isn't that what a doctor is?
More advanced.
An extra doctor?
Yeah, a second level of doctor-ness.
You may call them a double doctor.
They prepare individuals for leadership?
That's not a doctor.
Or is this like a PhD-style doctor who's not actually a medical doctor,
but is studying the science of being a doctor?
It's like healthcare management or something.
Yeah, fake.
That's the fakeest shit I've ever heard.
Go learn how to split the atom.
I hate it.
It does not apply to my life.
yeah you suck you might as well work for ice pretty much yeah you're still on her being in
the department of homeland security yeah tamra larry cloud chaser a lot of great names
katalina black
now slow mo davidson seems like he may have an agenda with his whole account based on his
picture and name.
Oh, no.
Oh, sure.
It's a picture of a guy
who is like 50% nose.
Yeah.
Although it's so much nose,
it doesn't even really look
anti-Semitic anymore.
It's kind of like
a real-life cartoon character.
Yeah, you look like a...
Kind of a smiling friend's drawing.
Yeah, it really does.
Come to life.
What's that game
where you're in the spooky town
and the...
Silent Hill guy.
He looks like a Silent Hill guy.
Pyramid head.
Nosehead.
Shlomo Davidson,
in parentheses.
Okay, so Shlomo Davidson's just kind of saying it down and on.
No, but they do roll over.
He doesn't say anything like that.
They do roll over their grades every time someone asks a dumb question.
He, in a normal voice, says this is stupid.
He calls it a dumb question.
He writes fucking 10 paragraphs about it.
It sounds like he hits a nerve.
Looks like I better fire up a roast track.
As for my body, probably will donate it to a university or something like that.
Oh, that's good to know.
Yeah, great.
And then Tish says, I am cracking up.
Shut up.
Don't encourage him.
All right.
People are just dunking on this guy.
People are genuinely answering this question.
They don't care about the debtors or flames.
This is a real answer from Chris.
I'm not a professional in this area,
and everything I am reporting is my subjective experience.
But I died, and yes, I did feel it.
I've witnessed many deaths in my former position as a hospital orderly.
I lost count of how many, maybe as many as 100.
probably a hundred deaths
probably a million
I think this guy's just saying no they don't feel it
now I have a friend
who has like a heart problem
and he's legally died twice and they brought him back
and he made a big deal out of being like
there's nothing there
and that makes me
think that it's probably fine
for the fire I mean
I don't know if maybe your soul
just doesn't have time to leave
I think he just didn't die long enough
he didn't die long enough
I think they probably weren't also lighting him on fire
They're probably trying to bring him back to life
Next time they should try to light him on fire
We lost him
You know what comes next
They just have like a bick
They're like trying to get started
I like this answer
Read it Claire
Oh wait I'm reading the answer
After death
Soul comes out of body and gets bewildered
So it tries to get back into the body
Through the chakra present inside of both
of the big fingers on the feet as soon as the heartbeat stops the two life forces first leave
the body the second life force is called prana prana equals soul meanwhile first life force is
the heartbeat once prana leaves the body your body have no relation with soul anymore you are out of
the body you cannot stay inside anymore okay well this goes on but you can get back into the body
through the big fingers and the feet how do you learn a way to call toes in hindu culture oh so
This is a thousand generations of fact.
I just want to know if it hurts when I burn.
It does not.
Everyone says no.
So I think the answer is no.
Should I try to find this question asker,
or is it not worth it to keep the scroll so far?
Some questions remain unanswered.
Ooh, created talking train.
Wow, a lot of people really wanted to sound off on this one.
They really did.
Just chime in to say, stupid, dumb question.
I'm seeing everything fly by that says no dude,
and everything. I did just see one that said yes.
Actually, yes.
By the way,
Cameron, this is the only way to find out who asked
the question. There's got to be another way.
There's got to be a better way.
There should be, but I don't think
there is because we haven't found
one. Introducing a button.
Oh, no, that's an answer.
Yeah, Jeremy, I think you may have to give up.
No.
Yeah, I think some people answered this one
unfortunately. And it is added by
Anonymous.
We don't know yet.
There's still another answer.
There's so many answers.
I like this person whose name is Raven's Nest.
He says, we hope not.
That's multiple people.
All the Ravens.
That's a full nest of Ravens, yeah.
All right, well, I guess I'm giving up on that.
Please stop.
On the X-Files, they can.
You're on your Robitussin tip right now.
Maybe on the X-Files.
I found it.
It's Robin Coyle.
Former teacher.
Aren't you happy?
Look at her.
I wonder why former teacher.
Hey, look at her haircut.
They haven't made ladies like this in a while.
She has 38,000 questions.
Are vibration callers humane?
And she hasn't done it for four years.
Is aluminum brittle or ductile?
These are all good questions.
Does Chick-fil-A have a senior discount?
Does Costco accept Amex?
How long do they take to flatten stomach?
Do Pop-Tarts get taken poor?
Does vaping increase weight?
Is Hyde Park in the congestion zone?
Is there some reason we thought Pop-Tarts contained pork?
A special pork tart?
It tastes so good.
This tart's no British.
Oh.
My pork tart.
Maybe they were thinking of like an English tart can have meat pie.
You were thinking of a bloody meat pie, mate.
Do you think she's British?
I don't think so.
No, she's from Northern Arizona University.
I was wrong.
She went to Agua Fria High School.
This is pretty much the mom of that skating woman.
What?
You know what I'm talking about?
No.
Okay, never mind.
The mom of the skating woman?
The ice skating woman?
Tanya.
This is pretty much
I, Tanya and her mother.
Okay, I'm glad
we got to the bottom
of who you were talking about.
I had I, Tanya
at the bottom of my brain
and it took a minute
to kind of dig it out.
And you said
the mother of the skating woman.
Yep.
We got there pretty fast.
Here's a question.
Has anybody ever
been made love to
by a ghost?
Is it possible?
We had like three versions
of this question.
I kind of reduced it
to this one.
What famous singer
claimed to have sex
with a ghost?
Was it Katy Perry
or something?
No, she kissed an alien.
Oh.
Is what you're thinking.
Isn't it a famous singer?
Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about,
but I don't remember who it was.
I feel like I've also read about this.
I've heard gin can assault you.
That's different, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, they can sort of...
I don't feel like ghosts make...
They're incubus.
They don't really make love as much as they sort of...
No, you don't typically hear about it in a positive...
No, it's kind of a dark harvest.
Usually pretty horrible of an experience.
They're dark empaths, for sure.
So here's the thing
I definitely think that people make love to ghosts
And they are very excited about it
I think when they are made love to
By a ghost
I think it's typically not so nice
The phrasing is everything here
Not so nice
I am thinking of the movie
Is it Ghost? The one where they're doing the pottery
I just saw that for the first time
I've never seen it
Because I see that clip and I usually finish by the end
But then I think about it
Because she, the ghost, is in Whoopi Goldberg's body.
Okay.
So basically, Whoopi Goldberg.
So the question really is, has anybody ever been made love to by Whoopi Goldberg?
That's a big yes.
Yes, Ted Danson.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Remember when they dated?
Read a book.
He wore blackface.
She dated Ted Danson.
There are answers on this.
The best part about this segment is that you do get into, like,
one of the few active Quora communities of people who, like,
take the website very seriously are witches and paranormal experts totally so sometimes you can
kind of like actually learn something if you just uh sit down and listen for a minute jessica says
i can't say yes for sure but i can just about bet my life on that on it that the answer is yes
then you can say it for sure jessica when i was 13 years old i fell into a very deep sleep and
when i woke up i immediately remembered something a ghost or spirit perhaps having intercourse with
me i never spoke of this to anyone until now i would bet my life on it
now that you ask i actually have been repressing a memory for my entire life
or it could be something called a dream which is a very interesting this is getting a little
erotic in the comments here this happened to me at 15 years old but it did oral on me
And the next day I woke up
I felt so sore and drained
I believe it was
Not a good spirit
Yeah
Not usually good
I feel like
Shortly after
I had started
Prostituting myself
Okay
So this really gets out of
Hey
It's Baby Yoda
It is
Their picture is Baby Yoda
Which is very cool
It is funny to imagine
A ghost sucking Baby Yoda's
We all agree
Busting I am
this has been on my mind all day it's currently 8 27 24 last night 8 26 24 i took a half of an
edible gummy okay i got so high and decided to go to bed my comfort spot is laying on my right side
this guy's name is eduardo lizarraga now if you have gird you want to lie on your left side
i look is that oh that is so true so that your stomach is below your esophagus continue i hate
having heard i look out my window and there's a tree far away but i can see it from my window
lying down and then the tree starts to get to like get droopy so i knew i was tripping
so i decided to close my eyes and go to sleep to get over this high i can't sleep and i get
this loud ringing in my head and ears which has happened before once i got drunk i went to sleep
sometimes i read stuff like this and i'm like maybe i've never been high yeah i know a tree
When the tree starts to get droopy, that's when I know.
So it's saying that he is having sleep paralysis,
ringing in my head, grabbing my chest, my junk as well.
Oh, something was grabbing his junk.
Get off my junk.
My sensitive spots are my chest and pubic area.
Sure, me too.
Because they're like in a video game, like the weak points.
When those get touched by another person, I twitch.
I don't twitch if I'm doing it to myself.
so i start twitching because i feel those areas getting touched again i'm laying on my side with
one leg kind of like knee up and the other leg extended i feel my butt getting slightly raised
up and touched then i feel my area start to open up and i feel like i'm getting fucked i don't feel
the penetration but i feel the pleasure from when you're getting fucked i'm a gay male
put that on every quora comment so this is just erotic uh fan fiction yeah i was
getting fucked oh and then it's like i'm moaning and i'm basically no he says uh you hear me moaning
i even recorded it but no flash so it was dark you hear me moaning
listen closely you can actually hear the clapping from me getting fucked
i got fucked by the hat man i would love to see like the discovery channel show where it just
says like parentheses clapping sound but getting fucked this goes on so long and it's clearly just
erotica in the end he's just like i feel so afraid really what happened to me when i was
jerking off i don't know the best part of this is the talk to type uh nature of it with all the
likes added in the response there hi eduardo i've taught i was going crazy myself i thought to
myself it was just my imagination or the vape in quotes they're not attacks the experiences i prove
of them and sometimes it happens throughout the day so that goes on for a while as well but that
guy is i guess getting fucked all day by ghosts it happened to me for four days straight a ghost
was penetrating me i had to go to the hospital god damn you're sick okay you might have had
appendicitis maybe that's not a ghost fucking you they tried to tell you that in the emergency room
i will say though if i believed or if it happened for real if i was fucked by a ghost for four days
it's all i would talk about for the rest of my life anytime i met anyone he's like yeah i got
fucked by a ghost for four days once i had to go to the hospital by being fucked by a ghost yeah
you're in the room with the doctor
and they're like, any pains? You're like, it feels like I've been
fucked by a ghost for four days.
Four days straight.
I do think that if you were a
doctor at the hospital and someone came in and said,
I've been fucked by a ghost for four days straight,
you would cure them and send them away.
You wouldn't tell them, no, you didn't.
You would let it be. And then they would, for the rest
of their life, they'd be like, yeah, I went to the hospital and they didn't
tell me I was wrong.
Antibiotics chase the ghost away.
Ghosts hate antibiotics.
Samantha Patricia Neal says,
yes, it's possible.
LOL, just no, baby.
You might pray you don't get possessed.
Damn.
Damn, everybody's getting fucked.
Half ghost, baby.
That couldn't be more how I feel of like,
absolutely, just hope it doesn't happen to you.
I'm imagining like women commiserating about doctors
not believing them about their illnesses.
And one of them's like, yeah, me too.
I got fucked by a ghost for four days.
And the doctor's like, no, you didn't.
It's like, believe women.
I got nothing done.
it's not always visible that's the thing that's right
whoever was that ghost is creepy fact fact is fuck this next one's really good
yes i do every day my name is leshawn johnson and i do okay by leshawn johnson up over here
every day you were fucked by a ghost she's answered one question what is your view on
having sex with a ghost of a woman and she says i liked it she was warm and wet so fuck her for
hours and so on.
LaShawn is very consistent.
Cashier at Ralph's.
I bet that everyone coming
through her checkout line is hearing about this.
Yeah, I don't know. There's just more
stuff. I don't know how many of these we want to read.
This is all just erotic.
We got it.
I can't get hard on camera.
These are all very sad, the ones
that are like, I was raped by a ghost, so I guess we won't
read those.
It is sad.
When will this spirit move on?
Well, Ghost Boy isn't sad about it.
No, he says, yes, it's possible.
It's awesome and addictive.
This guy lives in New York.
Okay, he's got a big picture of a sexy demon.
Oh, a boyfriend is a ghost.
Wow.
That's a person who likes to fuck ghosts?
New subculture discovered.
His second answer.
Do you acknowledge the existence of ghosts?
He says, every day.
Second question.
So off.
Am I the only one who remembers the Monopoly
with the monocle? I remember him having one.
He definitely has one.
No, that's a Mandela effect, Alex. I'm sorry.
Because everybody gets him because he's Mr. Peanut
who has a monocle. No, that's just you
because you have face blindness.
Oh, so all peanuts look like the Monopoly man
to you? Ignorant.
If you saw an alien, would you approach it?
No, I would not. I would actually run
away. Now, if it were
a ghost. Look, I'm fine to fuck a ghost
all day, but if I see an
I'm running away.
Pretty much the only thing I do is have sex with ghosts,
but I draw the line there.
This guy took a picture of a UFO, supposedly.
Oh, my God.
Look at it.
Wait, that thing?
Someone said, have you ever witnessed a UFO?
He says, yeah, just a few days ago on 4th of July.
And he lives in New York.
I have been ghost boy before.
Look, there it is right at the bottom.
There's a close-up plane at the bottom
if you are listening to the podcast.
Emerging from behind the sun.
It would be so funny if it's just a picture of 9-11.
Do you think this is what he means?
Check the date.
See if it's...
It's 4th of July, he said.
September 11th, 2001.
No, it's 4th of July, 2024 or whatever.
Let's go to a new question.
Yeah, I'm done with this.
Okay, here's another question.
The answer is big yes.
Has anyone ever made an honest effort to invent a machine
which can convert prayers or supernatural forces
into energy which can do real work?
Wow.
now as we have covered on hitler episodes one through three the nazis this was their main
effort was to convert like the talisman of saint stephen into a war laser but other than them
probably also a lot of other people you know i think people always talk about how it was the
nazis who were doing all they were the ones doing all that stuff but i think that probably the nazis
were just the ones who wanted to brag about it and i bet everyone else was doing that shit too
but they were embarrassed you gotta be like we're fucking awesome look what we're doing everyone
else is like we know it's kind of lame oh once i unlock jude's hammer
uh jonathan elder says oh yes lots oh and this is kind of what i was thinking is like in the
middle ages i think it's just like all people did he said the victorian's very keen on all
forms of spiritism uh prayer energies auras and all other related stuff also as we were also
relatively recently adopting scientific methods
there were lots of actual scientific attempts to
measure and use all sorts of this stuff
and some of it worked like radio
so the radio is
like that radio is kind of like prayers
I do hear voices in it
I guess you're right I've heard all kinds of
voices voices like Steven Tyler
voices like Axl Rose
really beautiful voices
I've even heard the voices of dead people
voices that
ask me if I'm in the jungle and if I'm going
to die. Alex was singing Welcome to the Jungle
for like half an hour before we started recording.
I'm gonna make you
scream!
Somebody wrote that down.
They did it as a song. Sounds like a ghost
who likes to make love.
Na-na-na-nees!
John Jermey.
That's a great name. That's pretty much your name.
SoundCloud. Wait, hold on.
I must find this guy's SoundCloud.
Yes!
Also on Podcast.
I'm sick of people writing in asking when John Jermey will be available on Podbean.
He is there now.
But he doesn't have a link to his SoundCloud.
No, you have to go on SoundCloud and look up John Jermey.
Hey, guys, are we on Podbean?
We are on Podbean.
It's one of those things that gets automatically listed up when you pick your hosting.
I'm getting beaned without my consent.
You're getting beaned live every week.
I don't know what that means.
You're on the internet getting beaned.
People are listening to this.
Is this him, you think?
I think it is.
He's got 400 minutes on The Window Cleaner.
He's from New South Wales.
Yeah, that's Australia.
This is John Jermey on SoundCloud.
All right, we're going to listen to John Jermey.
Like and subscribe to John Jermey.
Check out John Jermey sounds.
Jermey.
All right, here he is.
Which one do you want to listen to?
The Window Cleaner or My Girl?
She does my crosswords.
She does my crosswords.
My Girl, she does my crosswords?
Let's do it.
Is this a song?
Oh, yeah.
All right, this might be it.
I just want to listen to it a little bit.
Should I skip ahead?
I don't let my girl do my crosswords.
I got to do it myself.
Yeah, crosswords is a solo activity.
Go over this volume a bit.
You know it might be like 75 seconds before this guy sings.
Yep.
He's got like a They Might Be Giants voice.
He does.
This is kind of fire, actually.
It's sick.
I like it.
People always send us really bad songs to make fun of on the bonus episodes,
and it's like I can't play any instruments.
So who am I to make fun of anyone who's bad at music?
And this guy's good at it.
This guy has straight flames.
This is the best song I've ever heard.
But I still have no respect for him because he's on Quora.
Also, his name is crazy.
John Jeremy?
Get a better fake name that is your new public name,
like Dan Lightning, and that's your new name now.
Also, I would never picture he looks like this.
He's like sort of an old man?
Yeah, he's like a kissable olden.
He's very kissable.
Very kissable.
He's answering stuff like fucking crazy on here.
He's got 27,000 answers.
Whoa!
How do you remove someone telepathically communicating?
It's all like devil stuff.
Interesting.
Well, he loves rock and roll.
He's got multitudes.
He should have a mustache though, right?
Like he has a very mustache face.
Oh, that would be good.
You really are like obsessed with his like lips.
Yeah.
They draw me in.
Ever since I heard that beautiful song.
He's answering way too much stuff.
I don't know.
He wants to get to the bottom of Islam.
What's the deal?
A bunch about black magic.
Okay, so he's on SoundCloud if you want to check him out.
Anyway, he says no.
What was the question again?
Oh, right.
Has anyone turned prayer into a machine, right?
And the answer is like pretty much everyone every day,
and that's where the radio came from.
Yeah, it's the radio.
We should have a machine that does that.
It would be good.
We should have a big machine with a crank on it.
We have machines for everything else.
Yeah.
But now they're trying to take all the machines
and put them into one little phone.
I know.
you just have your prayers machine as an app i like this guy who says it's not worth thinking
about sorry that's a pretty good answer to any of these actually i'll vote for that not worth
thinking about stupid do you remember when we didn't someone cast a spell when once on an
episode we tried to invite a ghost in i wanted to summon a demon on our podcast
that's dangerous my only rule is that you cannot do that because that's how every horror movie
starts is jeremy thought it would be funny to invite a demon on a podcast and then you are
killed and your whole family's killed by the claws i thought it'd be fun to just read it
i think i'm feeling the demon in the room today and that jeremy has opened up his soul because
he took robitussin yeah and that we're like there's some sort of energy in here i can sense
your feelings but i'm using it for evil he took off-brand robitussin too he took tough act and
tussin yeah or long afton tussin the cvs brand i guess like the part the tussin part of the word
isn't copyrighted and you can just say tussin for context alex you convinced me not to summon
a demon because you said what if we read it the best case scenario is then we're just like nothing
happens and then it's just a bad podcast yeah or like best case scenario demon is like what levels
what are my levels you don't have headphones for me i don't hear that sound effect i don't really
get what this show is uh i think we did that i was the david cross episode oh yeah um and
what are we another question on here yeah i would read as many until the time runs out probably
here's a question if a demon gifts me something is that bad i've been gifted many things from
a demon, and I'm fearful those gifts will allow
the demon to be tied to me.
So, shot
in the dark sounds bad.
To be gifted from a demon? Well, I guess
you can kind of boil this question down to, would
you accept a gift from somebody you
don't like? Would you accept
many things from somebody that you just don't
fuck with? But it's somebody that God doesn't
like. But then we can kind of extrapolate
to, okay, they're a demon who could maybe slaughter
you eternally in hell or something like that.
Should I accept this cursed egg?
This ugly bracelet.
bracelet is is is tied to me so we have an answer from a former evangelist lynn jocelyn who says oh
paul i am so glad you asked me for an answer how do you know the name so easily because i can't
ever find anything oh paul oh paul well i think she got tagged in it when well she was she paul
clearly asked her yeah yeah when you when you ask the question it lets you like tag people like
really their social media so lynn jocelyn must have been singled out here oh wait yeah you know
What answer requested by Paul Gaines?
Paul Gaines.
And I don't know if this is even the guy who asked this.
I'm being plagued by demons.
I have recently discovered there's a family history of a cold practice.
I do not want to follow the darkness.
I do not want to follow the darkness.
This is exactly what Jeremy is asking now.
I have recently discovered the power of prayer in the word of God,
parentheses, the Bible.
Which one?
Help me.
So that's the guy who's asking the question.
And he plays pool.
Paul Gaines.
He's being kind to people.
Being plagued by demons would suck.
It would be the worst.
But if they're giving you gifts.
No, but the gifts come with terrible effects.
Okay, like what?
Like what?
How bad can it be?
Well, it sounds like your dream is accomplished,
but at a terrible ironic twist often.
You're thinking of a genie.
Yeah.
That's what a genie does.
I think he's thinking of genie.
This is a demon.
He's probably just giving you cool flaming swords
and stuff like that.
He says, because Lynn says demons are completely evil,
and she asks what the gifts are.
I have to clear that up.
They're really bad.
The gifts are material objects,
but I'm sorry because I fell in love with this demon.
Oh, there it is.
Don't do that.
Paul's love language is gift.
From demon.
Okay, let's read more about Paul's explanation, though.
I just really want to know what the specific gifts were.
Yes, read this answer out.
I keep going back, even after knowing the truth,
her touch and the sentiment of the gifts given do something to my mind i experienced something
very traumatic from this demon recently and in a moment of clarity i was given knowledge that god
and jesus are indeed real the demon inadvertently gave that to me i do accept jesus and i will
accept the darkness not even at my very last breath the demon keeps calling me an angel and
has this uncontrollable hatred towards me first of all get out of the relationship with this demon
i know because this is toxic and it's um it's abusive as well like that no point should you
be like my lover hurt me so bad i believe god is real now uh we were in a relationship until
some things happened that led me to see the whole other world that they lived in and that i had no
idea of and i kept asking was that real and they kept insistently saying no and i knew i wasn't
crazy so for the next few months i kept digging and kept digging until now they know i know
and until I realized
the power of the Bible
I was helpless.
They whisper to me
every day to kill myself
but I never will.
I want to live
in light and truth.
So you win.
Yeah.
There it is.
Just don't kill yourself.
Undefeated.
I am not evil
and never will be
and my soul belongs to Jesus.
Jesus.
Long, long.
It's way too long.
Another big dub for Jesus.
I found out my mother
is a witch.
My grandfather was an occultist.
They don't understand
how I am born as I am
when apparently
my whole family is wicked.
That's very scary.
Yeah, I found out my mother was a witch.
Mama is a witch.
And then at the end, they're locked in a psych hospital.
Damn.
Damn, that's too bad.
Sorry about that.
Keep not killing yourself.
That's really cool.
Dude, just a note.
If the demon is a hot woman, make sure to smash it at least, says Fat Pumbaa.
Yo, did you smash?
Cups of Satori says, what's wrong with you, bro?
That's like spiritual incest, not funny.
How is that like spiritual incest?
It's nothing like incest.
I don't think it's like incest at all.
Read a book.
Fat Pumbaa.
Is Fat Pumbaa a real picture of Warthog?
Yes.
He's answered two questions.
The other one was, I found marijuana in my 18-month-old son's room.
What should I do?
And he says, dude, you just found our Jedi master.
Jedi smoke pot toddler, one word.
Oh, this guy's funny.
Unless there's a nanny involved.
This guy's as funny as Pumbaa.
Cool.
Good for you, Pumbaa.
You got to hang out with Nathan Lane.
He's posting all sorts of weird shit.
He's a jokester.
I have respect for that, Fat Pumbaa.
Keep doing what you do.
Keep rocking in the free world.
You got 10 more minutes in heaven.
I feel like I'm on Robitussin.
Do you want to do one more question?
Should we all split a Robitussin?
Yeah, let's do it.
It's a liquid.
Let's do the Quokka or Insel.
Okay, here we go.
Insel questions.
Okay.
this question is
if a professional
strongman
that was also good
at fighting
were banned
from a store
can he successfully
refuse to leave
the property
if security
had no weapons
and the police
were missing
their guns
tasers
pepper spray
mace batons
okay
so nobody
has anything
right
yeah
they were caught
lacking
and the answer
is big yes
this is a professional
strongman
who is also
good at fighting
he's got it all
and this is pretty much
like an Arnold Schwarzenegger
in Total Recall situation.
And he didn't even fight on Mars.
So, I mean, this is a strong man.
I like that all this is also
just all in service of being in a store
that you're banned from.
Not that big of a deal.
This man has been a problem
in this store previously
when they did have guns.
Because, look, you're not going
to get good service in there.
No.
They're not going to help you well.
He doesn't want to buy anything.
He just wants to be there.
Yeah.
He just wants to not...
Go to a different store that you're not...
He's probably banned from a lot of stores
if you have to ask this question.
He's so strong.
Because the impetus behind this question is basically,
okay, should I become a strong man that's good at fighting?
Because then I'll be able to stay in the store.
There's an interesting answer.
Red ape.
That is the secret, yeah.
Sorry.
No, just somebody's saying red ape.
By the way, the original question was changed
from the law enforcement temporarily had no guns,
tasers, chemical agents, batons.
Oh, well, that's good that they got rid of that part of it.
I guess that was confusing some people.
Anyway, so this answer is from M. Anagnos.
Professional truck driver, scientist, and inventor.
Oh, cool.
In order of importance.
I wonder if that's what he invented.
He went to CUNY.
Hi, CUNY.
You could probably kind of get an idea of what he invented
by going through every single one of his 12,000 answers.
Finding negative space.
Like I saw something about an asteroid right there.
Maybe it's space related.
He never asks questions.
He only answers them.
Big Trump guy.
He says, Red Ape, go get help with your mental health problems.
They would all jump on him.
You have several officers who are strong men and professional fighters, too.
So the perp would be overwhelmed.
No, there aren't.
You turn off the movies, you're delusional.
Officers would easily defeat him.
Next question.
Also, are the police really going to call a bunch of police to come and jump on a guy because he won't leave a store?
He's just in the store.
He's not allowed to be there.
Bring in the chemical agents.
Yeah, by the way.
We don't have any.
We're all out.
We used them on the other guy.
Someone says, dumbass.
Wouldn't waste his time going to a store that isn't going to sell him anything.
That's fact.
He's got more workouts to do.
I want to know who asked.
He could be getting a pump.
This was a question by Shucks Zedipop.
we've kind of asked this question several times who is the youngest person ever born
that's a great question that's all of us baby okay so there's also seems like there's just a
lot of reworded versions of this question hypothetically if the guns were out of bullets
and tasers chemical agents sedatives etc weren't working can a convict successfully refuse to go
to prison if you were very strong and trained in martial arts and not shackled prior to sentencing
so this guy's probably
subtle differences there
so this question too
how did medieval people
endure medieval
torture devices
such as the guillotine
why were they so brave
that they didn't run away
in desperation
so this isn't his question
but he answered
good question
I would have
why didn't they just run away
when they were being tortured
he also answered the question
how long are you
I would
and he's around
five inches
and he's 19 years uncut
what are his questions
I would not let them
strap me to that big wheel
where they pull on my limbs
All of his questions are about a strong man
who is escaping the police
because he's so good at fighting
and they do not have any weapons.
He is banned from a store.
Whoa.
How strong would you need to be
to stop a trash compactor from crushing you?
He has plans.
He has things he's going to do
and he's trying to decide
how strong he needs to get to do them.
That seems like you just watched that one scene
in Star Wars where they're in the trash compactor
and was like, if that was me,
I'd just break it, could I?
shields protective gear gas chemical agents tasers stun gun sticks tranquilizers and fire
hoses would they be able to extract a resisting inmate who is strong and a skilled fighter until
this is our generation steven king until he's asleep these are strong concepts to say he's on
coke oh and then his first question is kind of a what's up with abolishing indecent exposure laws
if the weather is warm enough i don't care if being seen naked that's why it's not allowed
in the store. This is the origin, right?
He was naked. I was naked in the store,
which should be allowed.
Now he's in prison. I'm stuck
on the other guy calling him Red Ape. I thought that
was his name, but it's Shucks Zedabop.
Is Red Ape a racist?
It feels racist.
Red Ape was
the NFT thing.
Was it?
The one that they made
the cartoon out of?
It was like a one-minute
cartoon on Twitter, yeah.
I didn't know that that was that specific ape.
Did you have to buy that? All my apes are gone.
Oh, you had to buy that and it cost $100 trillion to buy it.
Eminem lost a lot of money
on that ape. And I bought them all.
I couldn't get enough. I own Snoop
Dogg's ape.
I made my millions
off of the ape. I like this
question. What would happen if you pepper
sprayed a police officer? That's a very
good question. I'd probably kill you.
Dumbass!
all right let's do another question it would out fight you why can't force users uh use anger
without falling to the dark side why can't they simply refuse to become evil so this has been a
doc a while and it has been pulling on me because the dark force powers are often a lot better than
the light force powers um lightning is one of the basic ones what are even the good force powers
well like you can bring things to you you can trick people you can take your your pencil from
across the room.
Also, what is the
difference between
levitating someone and
choking them with your
little fingers?
That seems like the
same power.
Well, one of them
you're choking them.
Right.
Trying to kill them.
But it's the same
thing.
Trying to argue your
way out of the magic
distinctions.
Like you're a wizard
and you're like,
I'm not a dark wizard.
It's just a fireball.
It happens to hit the
village.
I don't want it to
affect my wizard rating.
Yeah.
So lots of pictures of
Mace Windu in this,
which is very cool.
Shout out Mace Windu.
Shout out Darth Vesuvius, who is, I guess, an OC on the page.
I feel like this is just going to be people explaining the lore of Star Wars.
Cade Oosthusian has a great picture of Mace Windu.
How do you know this is an OC?
There's a ghost in that one, because his name is Darth Vesuvius.
Oh, does that sound not...
Oh, no.
Star Wars has really dumb shit.
So here's the thing is, Star Wars has like one million books that aren't officially canon.
And there's like a million guys named like Schlabadoo in there.
And you got to learn them all.
it might as well be one of them claire oh what is evil rob crenshaw getting real hitler didn't
think he was evil evil is evident only in our actions not our intentions well the sith lords
kind of think they're evil though they say stuff like i'm evil and that's why i do i have red
lightsaber man my husband was watching andor before i came here now i got now i gotta read this
we should be able to tag nick in like whenever something like this comes up
whenever the force comes up with a phone a friend hotline this stuff is all a mystery to me like
not right now but we should have set this up with him you want to really have a nick nanny
a nick hotline we could do it with the mixer it's possible to do i just have to connect my phone
again do you think hitler didn't think he was evil or do you think he was always going like i'm so
dark i just think i'm cute i'm crazy i'm a dark empath well yeah so are they saying that hitler
wouldn't be a sith hitler would definitely be a sith i mean i think hitler would be a sith he has
an incredible will to power but is real rob crenshaw the actual rob crenshaw saying that
really good question well he's agnostic atheist mystic in search of greater wisdom
oh cool guy left look at the picture here huh the university of tulsa he kind of has a classical
professor look in his
Abbey.
He's got a tweed
jacket.
Oh and he's gay.
And on top of it
he's gay.
He's also gay.
Tell me God didn't
have a plan.
I am a gay man.
And done to the
dragons.
He's interested in
done to the dragons
as well.
I do want to see
Parency's I am a gay
man used more often
on this website.
We're following Rob.
We're going to
check in with Rob
later.
Rob you're killing
it out there.
You're the new
I am a pizza.
Yeah I don't know.
Is there anything
else to say about
the star wars thing no i think the answer is that they can't the red lightsabers is pretty cut and
dry you're either in or you're out red is bad blue is good i mean that's also i i guess i'm not so
knowledgeable about star wars but it's not something that just magically changes right
you have to actually physically change out the your your lightsaber there's a crystal yeah right
like it's not like you do something bad and your lightsaber turns red you're making the
choice again you're saying i'm gonna have a red one now it should be like that it should be like
a mood ring
where if you have
an evil thought
it turns red
and people are like
what are you thinking about?
Bad stuff.
Thinking about torture.
I forgot.
I didn't realize
that was something
you have to purchase
in order to show your colors.
I feel like get it
in a cave or something.
The economy of Star Wars
is not very beautiful.
I'm embarrassed
that I even know that.
You gotta go to a cave.
Awesome.
In real life
you have to get crystals
in a cave
so it's actually
very realistic.
Let's do one more.
Can we do one more?
Alex, we certainly can.
Since I blew it
with this Star Wars question.
Do you have a specific one?
Oh, no, this is the last one.
After being crushed ruthlessly
by my best friend's betrayal
and my father's infidelity this year,
I still do not find it in my heart
to hate them and swear vengeance.
Am I manufactured and capable of hatred?
How could I build myself up again?
Build myself up to become capable of hatred.
Yeah, to conduct your revenge, he's saying.
So this is like the opposite of dark empath.
This is good.
This is light psychopath.
Yeah.
This is someone who's like, I'm nervous that I cannot hate.
Yeah.
They failed to use their evil Sith powers, even though they really want to.
They want to build themselves up again.
I would just say you are definitely capable of hate.
Just keep the reps in.
Wake up and do something ignorant every day.
Try othering people.
Do things you regret.
Just get out there.
This is from Anonymous.
Yeah, they must have done that shit because their account is gone.
we have one answer by preksha sing who is brutally ominous correct grammar cz good
credentials is that cz is check my grammar is good in check i don't know uh you can see the
truth your brain can apply as logic and tell you that your father has this wrong trait and so your
friend now it's and now it's not necessary that you boil your blood by hating them you can just
take simple decisions
like further never
contact you.
That's Precious
saying everybody.
Since this is our
last question
there's no answers
on it other than that.
Do you want to
should we answer
this question?
Yeah.
Do you want to
give an answer?
How can this guy
recreate his hatred?
Let's see.
Some sort of a play
like put on a little
play.
Yeah start with a play.
Put on a little play
to sort of creatively
Come on playwright.
Start small
I'll do a few evil things a day.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Sentence one, start with a play.
Then do evil things.
Start with a play that has minor evil themes.
Once that is successful,
you can sprinkle in stronger evil motifs.
Get more comfortable around being evil.
First, express yourself creatively in an evil way.
Then move on to sort of put that in your life.
Express yourself evilly in a creative way.
Yeah, exactly.
I think you need to change your circle.
You need to get out there and be around vengeful people
and dark cowboys.
Hang out with dark cowboys.
Dark cowboys is the answer.
I'm putting my credential as dark cowboy.
It's going to say former.
There's no way to change it.
I'm going to do my best to not have it say former.
You should write current dark cowboy.
I think it's the end year.
I think this is where we get tripped up
and it makes it say former.
I wish we could write an end year.
There's no like, oh, there it is.
I currently work here.
That's the button.
That's the button we need.
Current Dark Cowboy.
Wow.
At the CIA.
Wow, that sounds real.
That sounds real.
Okay, so we decided to play.
And folks, that's been the show.
Do you like plays?
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We did it.
That's been Quarriators.
Cameron, thank you so much for coming on.
Yeah, thank you for having me.
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Who'd you switch to?
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We're paying Libsyn.
We're on Libsyn.
On the free Spotify one, you can do video on Spotify, which is pretty nice.
Oh, so much money on the table.
Oh, my God.
Something to think about.
It's really annoying to switch over.
I'm definitely not doing it.
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These are the things I won't do.
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