Quorators - Omens and Rituals w/ Cameron Fetter

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What do psychopaths think of dark empaths...?   Can the dead feel cremation?   If a demon gifts me something, is that bad? I have been gifted many things from a demon and I am fearful those gifts allow the demon to be tied to me.   --- Listen to Cameron's podcast @ https://www.youtube.com/PodcastAboutList Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Starting point is 00:00:00 okay i'm gonna hit the button any questions before we start or i don't think so i think i'm ready to go it's a podcast it's pretty straightforward you were born for this i think i'm ready let's rock the camera is gonna cut to you and you won't be dancing just be aware you're not dancing to dance see i should have asked do i have to dance you didn't think of all the questions I wasn't prepared I should have come with seems like you guys have a list of questions
Starting point is 00:00:34 as an editing choice I do want to add in a bright flashing text that says you must dance over the theme song as kind of just like an after the fact encouragement yeah you should figure out how to get that in real life yeah
Starting point is 00:00:48 appearing on your guest vision like the late night sign that flashes just in my apartment dance for jeremy folks it's quarators america's favorite quora based podcast we're back again with alex jeremy and claire wow all of the hosts yo no one is gone for easter this week no one is gone for jesus no one is gone for jesus and jesus was gone but he came right back he's the king of the jews k of the j claire that is so true well we have a great guest for you this week all the way down from the
Starting point is 00:01:26 podcast about this podcast we have cameron fetter cameron hello thank you for having me it's great great having you you know uh we wanted to try to get you as close to easter as possible yeah i'm a big easter fan you guys kind of missed it by a little though not so close it was the best we could do but yeah easter's probably it's huge for me but you know you wouldn't have been able to get me because i would have been on a huge lavish vacation for easter like every year like i'm sure we all do every year going to the big jesus in brazil yeah we all go to it's yeah yeah yeah the cristo redentor you know what they should do i just always think they should put bunny ears on him yeah they should do more with him in general they should put stuff on yeah they should i feel
Starting point is 00:02:07 like also they should you know it'd be a good stunt they should get rid of him on uh good friday Okay, yeah. Bring him back on Easter. Like Criss Angel. Like the big statue. Oh, my God. He's back. They hang this big statue up to a bigger statue of a tree.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah. Just for the weekend, and then it's gone, and then it comes back. Statue of a tree? It's going to require a lot of raw material to do. The Jesus is already so big. And no one will like it. Yeah. Do you think the world would be plunged into chaos if that statue disappeared?
Starting point is 00:02:42 That would really cause some hubbub I think Based on every alien invasion movie I've seen That thing's gotta go To bring down Aliens hate our Jesus What's this guy strutting his stuff about What's he
Starting point is 00:03:00 Putting his arms all akimbo for Getting blood all over the place Cameron have you been on Quora before I have I actually have spent a good Amount of time on Quora What do you go on Quora for um well i went on it probably one time to actually use it in like maybe like 2018 and forever i have gotten digest emails from them that i cannot turn off but we've actually we've done some quora on
Starting point is 00:03:24 our podcast too and we found some very some very interesting stuff on there so i know just how potent of course it can be this is year three of the quora podcast and i have got to say it does get samey at parts and it pushes you to explore further into the website because there's so much is Hitler cool and should I have sex
Starting point is 00:03:48 with my own sister that you could just do that forever. Lots of the sex stuff on there is really crazy. The one favorite one that I found that's burned into my brain forever is what is the difference between C-S-E-E food and normal food?
Starting point is 00:04:06 yeah and that one yeah i don't know i don't even know what normal food is i thought you were going to talk about a sex question no no no the sex questions are pretty crazy though the ones i've seen on there it's kind of it's kind of crazy uh i'm sick of it yeah it's a bit much i don't know what they're doing over there they also made a decision like i think i don't know 10 years ago or something you could tell just by like looking through the dates on the post where you used to be able to just do like facebook status updates and now it has to be in question form so all the stuff that seems like used to have an explanation afterwards that finishes the thought is gone yeah and you'll just get stuff about like am i trapped here yeah and then answers and you don't
Starting point is 00:04:50 know where they are yeah the uh it's really funny to any like website like this that uses kind of an algorithm to feed you like the next thing they i feel like you can always discover the kind of the like underbelly of it because it's always you'll always land on one weird sex question and it'll just lead you deeper and deeper and it's like this whole realm that nobody who's ever on the website to just look up something normal will ever see but it's like more than half of the website is this disgusting crazy i like this part i like the like if you enjoyed this question you will also enjoy you'll also enjoy a different question that's maybe tangentially related like the idea of someone who's like i wish i could see another question right now that was kind of
Starting point is 00:05:30 similar to what i was wondering i'm sick with this illness but what if i was sick with this illness um well we try to go into the different formats of the uh website on the show and so we like to begin by going to a chorus space so we have loaded up our favorite segment at the beginning here space of the week space of the week long sustained every time every time i have to cut it off i have to uh folks this week's space is psychopathic x it has 8.2 thousand followers and 27 contributors a medium-sized quora space one of the contributors is lana dell r-a-y yeah oh so it's like a different a different one Is it spelled different?
Starting point is 00:06:20 I have no idea. Yeah, this is a ray, like a magical ray. Or a manta ray. You can see she kind of has goat horns. Oh, I see, I see. She's an evil sorceress. Oh, yeah. It's usually E-Y.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Okay, cool. So this is evil Lana Del Rey. Always good to check the spelling on Lana Del Rey whenever you get the chance. So the name of this is all the correct information related to psychopathy. And there's an adult thing here. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Well, it's no purview of children to explore the dark corners of the mind, Jeremy. the description says anti-social psychopathic personality spectrum information now we have spent a good amount of time on psychopath hubs before yes uh including the famous psychopathic musings which was just one guy writing essays about how he's like a psycho and it's his superpower and yeah how he is like how he likes to be psycho yeah yeah make him a psycho what the things he'll do to people who cross him manipulating the psychopath the all the psychopath uh content on the internet i find really interesting because a good amount of it is people who want to be
Starting point is 00:07:24 psychopaths but aren't and are trying to spy yeah they're trying to say they're they're asking am i a psychopath and they're cherry picking every they're like i didn't look both ways when i crossed the street a year ago so yeah that's me every day looking up if i'm autistic or yeah I'm like, why does nobody like me? Just trying to game the system really hard. I'm noticing the 27 contributors, first of all, a ton of great names. We have Illuminated.
Starting point is 00:07:50 We have Catalina Black, who is an entrepreneur and primary psychopath. Illuminated is the grandmaster of this space, I think. Lynn Snyder Needles. By the way, when you're on... Who is a registered nurse? You've got to stick with... If Needles is your maiden name,
Starting point is 00:08:06 you've got to keep that one around. You've got to be a nurse. That's a fucking AI picture. That's not a real lady. Yeah, but you can tell by the lighting. You're saying that Lynn Snyder Needles is not a real person? This is a fake Lynn Snyder Needles. Lynn Snyder Needles, the psychopath?
Starting point is 00:08:20 Who lives in Newark, Delaware? No blue check. Not real. She has five questions. Wait, can we scroll back up here? Did you read my response to Jim Nunya? Nunya business. It's got to be Nunya business, right?
Starting point is 00:08:34 But there's no answer, so we don't know if that's what it is. Yeah, I guess Jeremy, say no. Do you want me to say no? Yeah, just so that we have some interaction there. I wouldn't mess with the psychopath, but you go off. Yeah, well, she's not the Grandmaster. She's all the way in Delaware. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:08:51 She's got to drive for like five hours to get here. Yeah. Alberto Mysterio, wow. That's our name on here because originally it was Alex's full name, and he got really mad that I kept answering people's questions with his name. And a picture of me. Well, Jeremy would be like, I'll kill you. And I'd be like, that's my name and face.
Starting point is 00:09:06 don't do that um i'm more curious about the grandmaster flair i would just go on every question about sax and go i'm jacking off to this wow that is a husband's penis i guess we should read the posts on the oh yeah you put a question here yes right so this is the question what do psychopaths think of dark empaths i bet they don't like it's a dark empath i forget let's ask quora i know what a dark empath is this is actually textbook dark empath stuff uh so a dark empath so an empath is someone who can you know uh relate to others and put themselves in the place of others they're not sympathetic they're empathetic uh but they are dark so they could put themselves in the place of other people but they
Starting point is 00:09:51 do it as kind of like for evil another sacrifice for their grand plan right or like in in uh in the show hannibal when he's going and he's doing he's imagining himself as it's when you imagine yourself doing bad things. Hannibal, great example of a dark empath slash psychopath. Well, Raiden says I assume is the guy from Metal Gear Solid. Yeah, that's correct.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Raiden says, same disorder, different name, same snake, different skin. Same snake. Oh yeah, there you go. If I click this, is it going to be the guy from Metal Gear Solid? I don't know what this is. It's like an angel of some sort. It looks like an angel. It looks like a Diablo angel.
Starting point is 00:10:30 It's one of the more powerful ones. Now, what is the ASPD? Austin City Spells Wrong Police Department. It's definitely autism, right? It's autism spectrum something. I thought, isn't it a psychopath? Autism Special Police Department. Yes!
Starting point is 00:10:48 Put down the train! This is exactly what we need. Wow. You can take my words with a grain of salt, but I don't sugarcoat anything. Kind of a seasoning themed. flavor-themed profile here. Finally, an account you can taste.
Starting point is 00:11:06 He lives in Madison, Wisconsin. I do agree with him. I think dark empaths and psychopaths are kind of a, you know. Same snake, different skin? Yeah, I would say it's sort of this different skin of a snake. They're kind of like two different snakes.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Someone finally said it. Said, insert fake name here. You don't need to click on him. You don't need to click on him. He's a joker. He's a clown. Anti-social personality disorder. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Boom. That's what it is. They want to be psychos so bad. Antisocial personality disorder is like one of the vaguest illnesses ever invented. What? Yeah, the doctor says you're a grump. Yeah, it just means you suck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:44 You don't know how to shake hands right. Yeah. Okay, Edward Lewis says more stuff about antisocial personality disorder. Elijah Mann is chiming in, also antisocial personality disorder. Dark empath doesn't sound scientific and sounds more like what someone on TikTok would make up and try to raise clout for being a dick. Yo, fuck TikTok. Clout sharks in here with their fake diseases.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I looked up the definition for this on Google because I didn't know. And a dark empath is someone who uses cognitive empathy at the expense of others for personal gain. So how is that different than a sociopath, I guess? I guess like Mother Teresa was a dark empath. She was. She was one of the most clouded saints of the modern age.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I don't think I fully understand what a dark empath is, but I can empathize with people who want to be one because I think that you have to take any chance you get to call yourself dark something. That doesn't come along easily. That's because you're a light empath. Yeah, I'm on the side of the light. I'm actually fighting against the dark empath.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I pray for your safety every day. Jeremy, it looks like you found another account here. Sorry, I didn't mean to hover over this person. Just another human. Destroy the planet before it destroys us. You don't sound like just another human. It sounds like something a dark empath would say. More like an alien to me.
Starting point is 00:13:04 We are but biofuel for the industrial research machine known as Earth as it blindly trial and errors its way to a solution for cosmic heat death. Don't follow me. Gilling spree. This is an alien. Yeah, that's a really cool thing to say, though. I do kind of respect that.
Starting point is 00:13:19 I was telling Alex this before that because of the pollen, I've been coughing a bunch. So I took like Robitussin before this podcast. and now I feel like I'm in a fucking haze. And being on Quora is not helping when people are just talking about like a dark empathy. You're not in a haze. Where am I?
Starting point is 00:13:36 You're on the psychopathicx.quora.com space. I feel insane. I'm saying every word wrong. And the answer is psychopaths do not respect dark empaths. You're robo-dripping. Can I see some of the other posts on the space though? Yeah, please. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Because this is the only one I saw on here and I am interested to see what else they got. I want to see Demetrius Hennessy. The architect or whatever his flavor is? Is having a psychopath as a lover a bad idea? Okay. You know, I've heard it's an enriching sexual choice. Ask your wives.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Come on. That's not nice. That's not nice. It's not a horrible idea. That's from Shut Your Face. Not even taking a stance. It's not a horrible idea. It sounds like you still get to have sex.
Starting point is 00:14:23 You're both very honest with each other from the start, mature enough and willing to handle someone who struggles being intimate, open-minded enough to empathize with someone who lacks it. It's harder than it sounds. Don't take things too personally. It sounds pretty hard. It does.
Starting point is 00:14:36 But it's worth it, I think. It's not a horrible idea. What is this? His little bio thing says, Pass my dangerousness evaluation with flying colors. We're going to evaluate you for dangerousness today. This is a regular police test. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:54 That is a personality test you take when you find it on TikTok. You say, am I a psychopath? You say, well, let's take the dangerousness evaluation test. I scored a five. High marks on your lethality exam. Why do many people say psychopaths slash sociopaths are lone wolves? They're jealous. They wish it was them.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Oh, because they often display a preference for solitude. This is from Circe, who knows Spanish. uh psycho girl here answered oh psycho girl that's very funny to have that be your like whole thing online i'm psycho psychopath here i don't feel for anyone uh probably because psychopaths are easily annoyed by people who want to chat them up over asinine shit what psycho girl is is misspelled kanye here as cane but cane does sound like the name of a famous psychopath yeah you see what Kane did from the Bible
Starting point is 00:15:46 and she's a traveling nurse so if you ever have someone draw like a lot of nurse maybe lacking empathy I usually associate nurses with working at a hospital I don't know what kind of traveling position you're in
Starting point is 00:16:01 the horrifying things they see must turn them into dark empaths I guess she could be like a military medic is that a traveling nurse that'd be so upsetting if you were like getting checked out by a nurse and they were like, yeah, I'm a dark empath.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Follow me on Quora. You can see over their shoulder on their phone. Yeah, they're on Quora.com. It says here you're a psycho girl. You got a green filter over your face. She has five questions.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Okay. She owns a gun, too. Can a psychopath feel love? Big yes. What would a world run by psychopaths be like? I think we're loving it. Yeah, look around.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I bet it says that five times. All five answers are just like, The world today. What is wrong with people on Quora who don't know the difference between psychopathic and sociopathic? Do you sometimes feel like people answer questions like you are on drugs? And what does it mean to unmask a narcissist on Quora? Yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, what's the definition of that?
Starting point is 00:16:59 I don't know. What does it mean? To unmask? Like they're a vigilante? Everyone wants to be a narcissist and psychopath on Quora. It's pretty wild. It's like the cool thing to do. I'm sick of these TikTok sharks
Starting point is 00:17:12 Trying to pretend they're psychopaths I walked into a public space Knowing he was raging His mask fell He cruelly raged And I knew our private hell was exposed I walked Damn
Starting point is 00:17:23 Click on this space Save this one for later This is good Lies Damned lies And narcissists Put that in the doc We're keeping that
Starting point is 00:17:32 I want to come back to the lies space On a lies week Not now We're all out of time now Yeah, we're going to go into it. This week's theme is omens and rituals, and we will begin with our first segment, Forbidden Knowledge. The unknown.
Starting point is 00:17:51 The forbidden. This is sort of a forbidden knowledge question. Who invented the concept of talking trains? Damn, no one has answered this. This has no answer. I didn't want to start with this one because it's too hot. but uh there is one secret answer here that you have to know how to look for i bet it's gonna be something rude it's gonna be somebody getting rude no it's from a guy who's a real answer and
Starting point is 00:18:16 it's the serious cybernetics corporation interesting what is that should i know what that is oh well they invented talking trains yeah do they mean thomas i was thinking thomas if it's not thomas who is it i assume it's well okay it could be thomas or it could be like the train that says the next stop is yeah yeah they're here like keaton talks on the l trainer the voice of the train i thought they were talking about like you remember like uh talking dead yeah sure like like the conversations about trains yeah the train podcast talking trains the the guy this is a reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy shut up down vote fake and cringe no nerds in the train space tell them shut up nerd
Starting point is 00:19:05 I'll kill you we get in trouble when you do that I'll kill we could be banned from Quora and then need to make a second account is that what anyone wants we get twice as many emails this is from Caleb Poozer
Starting point is 00:19:21 yeah it is big picture of a train yeah maybe we could get a better idea of what this question means you know in Tokyo the train plays you a song every stop is a different song so you can listen to the song
Starting point is 00:19:36 and know when your stop is. Wow. Yeah. They're talking through their songs. This guy's trying to like pitch a TV show about trains or something. It's trains with a Z. It's hip hop style trains.
Starting point is 00:19:48 What do you need to make a train series? I do like that websites like this, they are encouraging all the crazy users to really externalize everything and pretend it's not about them and say, what do you need to make a train series? What would one need? Do we all like my show idea where the main character is named Trainpock Shakur?
Starting point is 00:20:10 It's a rapping train. Is the Titanic real in the world? Can we see it? That's a great question. It is, though. If you're a billionaire, you can go down to the bottom of the ocean. It's in the movie. That's the real Titanic.
Starting point is 00:20:24 What? What are you talking about? They go down. They get pictures of it. They say, there you go. That's it. Well, not the part where it's floating around. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:31 they're clout chasing with that they're just tiktokers they're being dark empaths about the titanic when they do that I think that's enough of this question there's no answers on it Dusan Radin was dunking on him there and he said go dive and see it
Starting point is 00:20:48 sorry pooser sorry pooser go dive and see it pooser unless anyone has an answer to who invented talking trains but I don't it's unanswerable yeah we don't know I mean, that's a concept that's been around since even before trans.
Starting point is 00:21:03 For at least 30 years. Cultures have all wondered who invented talking trans. It's in the collective unconscious somewhere. Here's another question. Can the dead feel cremation? Ouch. I hope not. That would suck.
Starting point is 00:21:17 But if they can feel cremation, they can also feel like the worms going crazy in there otherwise. Would that even hurt, though? The worms? Worms just going around in you? What, are you scared it would feel good? Well, I think it might, right? It feels like your IG spot gets activated. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:34 You get tickled on the inside. I don't know if I like that. I would not like to be in a massage chair forever, which is what I would imagine being full of worms is like. Being in a massage chair forever. Inside massage chair. Sure. It would be like being a massage chair.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah. They have this stuff inside them that wiggles around. Sure. You ever sit on a corpse? as a dark empath i can feel for the chair uh heidi anderson is uh saying it's like anesthesia but it's it's not it's being dead so how do you know what i don't think that's like that at all you don't know shit you may as well ask how anesthesia works i don't think that's not what i asked do they not know
Starting point is 00:22:18 how anesthesia works i want to know if dead people feel being lit on fire and if they feel like a chair if there's worms in them. And then a doctor says, yes, amen. Oh, that's cool. Who's never commented on anything ever again. DHS, what is that? The Department of Home Security. Isn't DHS a doctor thing? Am I wrong about this?
Starting point is 00:22:37 I believe you, but what kind of doctor is it? It's just Homeland Security. So this is just an ICE agent. Yes, amen. Jeremy thinks all ICE agents are doctors. Doctor of Health Science. Isn't that what a doctor is? More advanced.
Starting point is 00:22:53 An extra doctor? Yeah, a second level of doctor-ness. You may call them a double doctor. They prepare individuals for leadership? That's not a doctor. Or is this like a PhD-style doctor who's not actually a medical doctor, but is studying the science of being a doctor? It's like healthcare management or something.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah, fake. That's the fakeest shit I've ever heard. Go learn how to split the atom. I hate it. It does not apply to my life. yeah you suck you might as well work for ice pretty much yeah you're still on her being in the department of homeland security yeah tamra larry cloud chaser a lot of great names katalina black
Starting point is 00:23:38 now slow mo davidson seems like he may have an agenda with his whole account based on his picture and name. Oh, no. Oh, sure. It's a picture of a guy who is like 50% nose. Yeah. Although it's so much nose,
Starting point is 00:23:56 it doesn't even really look anti-Semitic anymore. It's kind of like a real-life cartoon character. Yeah, you look like a... Kind of a smiling friend's drawing. Yeah, it really does. Come to life.
Starting point is 00:24:06 What's that game where you're in the spooky town and the... Silent Hill guy. He looks like a Silent Hill guy. Pyramid head. Nosehead. Shlomo Davidson,
Starting point is 00:24:15 in parentheses. Okay, so Shlomo Davidson's just kind of saying it down and on. No, but they do roll over. He doesn't say anything like that. They do roll over their grades every time someone asks a dumb question. He, in a normal voice, says this is stupid. He calls it a dumb question. He writes fucking 10 paragraphs about it.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It sounds like he hits a nerve. Looks like I better fire up a roast track. As for my body, probably will donate it to a university or something like that. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah, great. And then Tish says, I am cracking up. Shut up. Don't encourage him.
Starting point is 00:24:50 All right. People are just dunking on this guy. People are genuinely answering this question. They don't care about the debtors or flames. This is a real answer from Chris. I'm not a professional in this area, and everything I am reporting is my subjective experience. But I died, and yes, I did feel it.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I've witnessed many deaths in my former position as a hospital orderly. I lost count of how many, maybe as many as 100. probably a hundred deaths probably a million I think this guy's just saying no they don't feel it now I have a friend who has like a heart problem and he's legally died twice and they brought him back
Starting point is 00:25:25 and he made a big deal out of being like there's nothing there and that makes me think that it's probably fine for the fire I mean I don't know if maybe your soul just doesn't have time to leave I think he just didn't die long enough
Starting point is 00:25:40 he didn't die long enough I think they probably weren't also lighting him on fire They're probably trying to bring him back to life Next time they should try to light him on fire We lost him You know what comes next They just have like a bick They're like trying to get started
Starting point is 00:25:55 I like this answer Read it Claire Oh wait I'm reading the answer After death Soul comes out of body and gets bewildered So it tries to get back into the body Through the chakra present inside of both of the big fingers on the feet as soon as the heartbeat stops the two life forces first leave
Starting point is 00:26:17 the body the second life force is called prana prana equals soul meanwhile first life force is the heartbeat once prana leaves the body your body have no relation with soul anymore you are out of the body you cannot stay inside anymore okay well this goes on but you can get back into the body through the big fingers and the feet how do you learn a way to call toes in hindu culture oh so This is a thousand generations of fact. I just want to know if it hurts when I burn. It does not. Everyone says no.
Starting point is 00:26:48 So I think the answer is no. Should I try to find this question asker, or is it not worth it to keep the scroll so far? Some questions remain unanswered. Ooh, created talking train. Wow, a lot of people really wanted to sound off on this one. They really did. Just chime in to say, stupid, dumb question.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I'm seeing everything fly by that says no dude, and everything. I did just see one that said yes. Actually, yes. By the way, Cameron, this is the only way to find out who asked the question. There's got to be another way. There's got to be a better way. There should be, but I don't think
Starting point is 00:27:22 there is because we haven't found one. Introducing a button. Oh, no, that's an answer. Yeah, Jeremy, I think you may have to give up. No. Yeah, I think some people answered this one unfortunately. And it is added by Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:27:38 We don't know yet. There's still another answer. There's so many answers. I like this person whose name is Raven's Nest. He says, we hope not. That's multiple people. All the Ravens. That's a full nest of Ravens, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:51 All right, well, I guess I'm giving up on that. Please stop. On the X-Files, they can. You're on your Robitussin tip right now. Maybe on the X-Files. I found it. It's Robin Coyle. Former teacher.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Aren't you happy? Look at her. I wonder why former teacher. Hey, look at her haircut. They haven't made ladies like this in a while. She has 38,000 questions. Are vibration callers humane? And she hasn't done it for four years.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Is aluminum brittle or ductile? These are all good questions. Does Chick-fil-A have a senior discount? Does Costco accept Amex? How long do they take to flatten stomach? Do Pop-Tarts get taken poor? Does vaping increase weight? Is Hyde Park in the congestion zone?
Starting point is 00:28:34 Is there some reason we thought Pop-Tarts contained pork? A special pork tart? It tastes so good. This tart's no British. Oh. My pork tart. Maybe they were thinking of like an English tart can have meat pie. You were thinking of a bloody meat pie, mate.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Do you think she's British? I don't think so. No, she's from Northern Arizona University. I was wrong. She went to Agua Fria High School. This is pretty much the mom of that skating woman. What? You know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:29:04 No. Okay, never mind. The mom of the skating woman? The ice skating woman? Tanya. This is pretty much I, Tanya and her mother. Okay, I'm glad
Starting point is 00:29:12 we got to the bottom of who you were talking about. I had I, Tanya at the bottom of my brain and it took a minute to kind of dig it out. And you said the mother of the skating woman.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Yep. We got there pretty fast. Here's a question. Has anybody ever been made love to by a ghost? Is it possible? We had like three versions
Starting point is 00:29:29 of this question. I kind of reduced it to this one. What famous singer claimed to have sex with a ghost? Was it Katy Perry or something?
Starting point is 00:29:34 No, she kissed an alien. Oh. Is what you're thinking. Isn't it a famous singer? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about, but I don't remember who it was. I feel like I've also read about this. I've heard gin can assault you.
Starting point is 00:29:46 That's different, though. Yeah. Yeah, they can sort of... I don't feel like ghosts make... They're incubus. They don't really make love as much as they sort of... No, you don't typically hear about it in a positive... No, it's kind of a dark harvest.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Usually pretty horrible of an experience. They're dark empaths, for sure. So here's the thing I definitely think that people make love to ghosts And they are very excited about it I think when they are made love to By a ghost I think it's typically not so nice
Starting point is 00:30:15 The phrasing is everything here Not so nice I am thinking of the movie Is it Ghost? The one where they're doing the pottery I just saw that for the first time I've never seen it Because I see that clip and I usually finish by the end But then I think about it
Starting point is 00:30:30 Because she, the ghost, is in Whoopi Goldberg's body. Okay. So basically, Whoopi Goldberg. So the question really is, has anybody ever been made love to by Whoopi Goldberg? That's a big yes. Yes, Ted Danson. Oh, yeah, sure. Remember when they dated?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Read a book. He wore blackface. She dated Ted Danson. There are answers on this. The best part about this segment is that you do get into, like, one of the few active Quora communities of people who, like, take the website very seriously are witches and paranormal experts totally so sometimes you can kind of like actually learn something if you just uh sit down and listen for a minute jessica says
Starting point is 00:31:07 i can't say yes for sure but i can just about bet my life on that on it that the answer is yes then you can say it for sure jessica when i was 13 years old i fell into a very deep sleep and when i woke up i immediately remembered something a ghost or spirit perhaps having intercourse with me i never spoke of this to anyone until now i would bet my life on it now that you ask i actually have been repressing a memory for my entire life or it could be something called a dream which is a very interesting this is getting a little erotic in the comments here this happened to me at 15 years old but it did oral on me And the next day I woke up
Starting point is 00:31:51 I felt so sore and drained I believe it was Not a good spirit Yeah Not usually good I feel like Shortly after I had started
Starting point is 00:31:59 Prostituting myself Okay So this really gets out of Hey It's Baby Yoda It is Their picture is Baby Yoda Which is very cool
Starting point is 00:32:06 It is funny to imagine A ghost sucking Baby Yoda's We all agree Busting I am this has been on my mind all day it's currently 8 27 24 last night 8 26 24 i took a half of an edible gummy okay i got so high and decided to go to bed my comfort spot is laying on my right side this guy's name is eduardo lizarraga now if you have gird you want to lie on your left side i look is that oh that is so true so that your stomach is below your esophagus continue i hate
Starting point is 00:32:40 having heard i look out my window and there's a tree far away but i can see it from my window lying down and then the tree starts to get to like get droopy so i knew i was tripping so i decided to close my eyes and go to sleep to get over this high i can't sleep and i get this loud ringing in my head and ears which has happened before once i got drunk i went to sleep sometimes i read stuff like this and i'm like maybe i've never been high yeah i know a tree When the tree starts to get droopy, that's when I know. So it's saying that he is having sleep paralysis, ringing in my head, grabbing my chest, my junk as well.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Oh, something was grabbing his junk. Get off my junk. My sensitive spots are my chest and pubic area. Sure, me too. Because they're like in a video game, like the weak points. When those get touched by another person, I twitch. I don't twitch if I'm doing it to myself. so i start twitching because i feel those areas getting touched again i'm laying on my side with
Starting point is 00:33:37 one leg kind of like knee up and the other leg extended i feel my butt getting slightly raised up and touched then i feel my area start to open up and i feel like i'm getting fucked i don't feel the penetration but i feel the pleasure from when you're getting fucked i'm a gay male put that on every quora comment so this is just erotic uh fan fiction yeah i was getting fucked oh and then it's like i'm moaning and i'm basically no he says uh you hear me moaning i even recorded it but no flash so it was dark you hear me moaning listen closely you can actually hear the clapping from me getting fucked i got fucked by the hat man i would love to see like the discovery channel show where it just
Starting point is 00:34:21 says like parentheses clapping sound but getting fucked this goes on so long and it's clearly just erotica in the end he's just like i feel so afraid really what happened to me when i was jerking off i don't know the best part of this is the talk to type uh nature of it with all the likes added in the response there hi eduardo i've taught i was going crazy myself i thought to myself it was just my imagination or the vape in quotes they're not attacks the experiences i prove of them and sometimes it happens throughout the day so that goes on for a while as well but that guy is i guess getting fucked all day by ghosts it happened to me for four days straight a ghost was penetrating me i had to go to the hospital god damn you're sick okay you might have had
Starting point is 00:35:07 appendicitis maybe that's not a ghost fucking you they tried to tell you that in the emergency room i will say though if i believed or if it happened for real if i was fucked by a ghost for four days it's all i would talk about for the rest of my life anytime i met anyone he's like yeah i got fucked by a ghost for four days once i had to go to the hospital by being fucked by a ghost yeah you're in the room with the doctor and they're like, any pains? You're like, it feels like I've been fucked by a ghost for four days. Four days straight.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I do think that if you were a doctor at the hospital and someone came in and said, I've been fucked by a ghost for four days straight, you would cure them and send them away. You wouldn't tell them, no, you didn't. You would let it be. And then they would, for the rest of their life, they'd be like, yeah, I went to the hospital and they didn't tell me I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Antibiotics chase the ghost away. Ghosts hate antibiotics. Samantha Patricia Neal says, yes, it's possible. LOL, just no, baby. You might pray you don't get possessed. Damn. Damn, everybody's getting fucked.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Half ghost, baby. That couldn't be more how I feel of like, absolutely, just hope it doesn't happen to you. I'm imagining like women commiserating about doctors not believing them about their illnesses. And one of them's like, yeah, me too. I got fucked by a ghost for four days. And the doctor's like, no, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:36:20 It's like, believe women. I got nothing done. it's not always visible that's the thing that's right whoever was that ghost is creepy fact fact is fuck this next one's really good yes i do every day my name is leshawn johnson and i do okay by leshawn johnson up over here every day you were fucked by a ghost she's answered one question what is your view on having sex with a ghost of a woman and she says i liked it she was warm and wet so fuck her for hours and so on.
Starting point is 00:36:54 LaShawn is very consistent. Cashier at Ralph's. I bet that everyone coming through her checkout line is hearing about this. Yeah, I don't know. There's just more stuff. I don't know how many of these we want to read. This is all just erotic. We got it.
Starting point is 00:37:12 I can't get hard on camera. These are all very sad, the ones that are like, I was raped by a ghost, so I guess we won't read those. It is sad. When will this spirit move on? Well, Ghost Boy isn't sad about it. No, he says, yes, it's possible.
Starting point is 00:37:26 It's awesome and addictive. This guy lives in New York. Okay, he's got a big picture of a sexy demon. Oh, a boyfriend is a ghost. Wow. That's a person who likes to fuck ghosts? New subculture discovered. His second answer.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Do you acknowledge the existence of ghosts? He says, every day. Second question. So off. Am I the only one who remembers the Monopoly with the monocle? I remember him having one. He definitely has one. No, that's a Mandela effect, Alex. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Because everybody gets him because he's Mr. Peanut who has a monocle. No, that's just you because you have face blindness. Oh, so all peanuts look like the Monopoly man to you? Ignorant. If you saw an alien, would you approach it? No, I would not. I would actually run away. Now, if it were
Starting point is 00:38:11 a ghost. Look, I'm fine to fuck a ghost all day, but if I see an I'm running away. Pretty much the only thing I do is have sex with ghosts, but I draw the line there. This guy took a picture of a UFO, supposedly. Oh, my God. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Wait, that thing? Someone said, have you ever witnessed a UFO? He says, yeah, just a few days ago on 4th of July. And he lives in New York. I have been ghost boy before. Look, there it is right at the bottom. There's a close-up plane at the bottom if you are listening to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Emerging from behind the sun. It would be so funny if it's just a picture of 9-11. Do you think this is what he means? Check the date. See if it's... It's 4th of July, he said. September 11th, 2001. No, it's 4th of July, 2024 or whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Let's go to a new question. Yeah, I'm done with this. Okay, here's another question. The answer is big yes. Has anyone ever made an honest effort to invent a machine which can convert prayers or supernatural forces into energy which can do real work? Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:11 now as we have covered on hitler episodes one through three the nazis this was their main effort was to convert like the talisman of saint stephen into a war laser but other than them probably also a lot of other people you know i think people always talk about how it was the nazis who were doing all they were the ones doing all that stuff but i think that probably the nazis were just the ones who wanted to brag about it and i bet everyone else was doing that shit too but they were embarrassed you gotta be like we're fucking awesome look what we're doing everyone else is like we know it's kind of lame oh once i unlock jude's hammer uh jonathan elder says oh yes lots oh and this is kind of what i was thinking is like in the
Starting point is 00:39:54 middle ages i think it's just like all people did he said the victorian's very keen on all forms of spiritism uh prayer energies auras and all other related stuff also as we were also relatively recently adopting scientific methods there were lots of actual scientific attempts to measure and use all sorts of this stuff and some of it worked like radio so the radio is like that radio is kind of like prayers
Starting point is 00:40:16 I do hear voices in it I guess you're right I've heard all kinds of voices voices like Steven Tyler voices like Axl Rose really beautiful voices I've even heard the voices of dead people voices that ask me if I'm in the jungle and if I'm going
Starting point is 00:40:32 to die. Alex was singing Welcome to the Jungle for like half an hour before we started recording. I'm gonna make you scream! Somebody wrote that down. They did it as a song. Sounds like a ghost who likes to make love. Na-na-na-nees!
Starting point is 00:40:51 John Jermey. That's a great name. That's pretty much your name. SoundCloud. Wait, hold on. I must find this guy's SoundCloud. Yes! Also on Podcast. I'm sick of people writing in asking when John Jermey will be available on Podbean. He is there now.
Starting point is 00:41:08 But he doesn't have a link to his SoundCloud. No, you have to go on SoundCloud and look up John Jermey. Hey, guys, are we on Podbean? We are on Podbean. It's one of those things that gets automatically listed up when you pick your hosting. I'm getting beaned without my consent. You're getting beaned live every week. I don't know what that means.
Starting point is 00:41:27 You're on the internet getting beaned. People are listening to this. Is this him, you think? I think it is. He's got 400 minutes on The Window Cleaner. He's from New South Wales. Yeah, that's Australia. This is John Jermey on SoundCloud.
Starting point is 00:41:40 All right, we're going to listen to John Jermey. Like and subscribe to John Jermey. Check out John Jermey sounds. Jermey. All right, here he is. Which one do you want to listen to? The Window Cleaner or My Girl? She does my crosswords.
Starting point is 00:41:50 She does my crosswords. My Girl, she does my crosswords? Let's do it. Is this a song? Oh, yeah. All right, this might be it. I just want to listen to it a little bit. Should I skip ahead?
Starting point is 00:42:03 I don't let my girl do my crosswords. I got to do it myself. Yeah, crosswords is a solo activity. Go over this volume a bit. You know it might be like 75 seconds before this guy sings. Yep. He's got like a They Might Be Giants voice. He does.
Starting point is 00:42:23 This is kind of fire, actually. It's sick. I like it. People always send us really bad songs to make fun of on the bonus episodes, and it's like I can't play any instruments. So who am I to make fun of anyone who's bad at music? And this guy's good at it. This guy has straight flames.
Starting point is 00:42:36 This is the best song I've ever heard. But I still have no respect for him because he's on Quora. Also, his name is crazy. John Jeremy? Get a better fake name that is your new public name, like Dan Lightning, and that's your new name now. Also, I would never picture he looks like this. He's like sort of an old man?
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah, he's like a kissable olden. He's very kissable. Very kissable. He's answering stuff like fucking crazy on here. He's got 27,000 answers. Whoa! How do you remove someone telepathically communicating? It's all like devil stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Interesting. Well, he loves rock and roll. He's got multitudes. He should have a mustache though, right? Like he has a very mustache face. Oh, that would be good. You really are like obsessed with his like lips. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:20 They draw me in. Ever since I heard that beautiful song. He's answering way too much stuff. I don't know. He wants to get to the bottom of Islam. What's the deal? A bunch about black magic. Okay, so he's on SoundCloud if you want to check him out.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Anyway, he says no. What was the question again? Oh, right. Has anyone turned prayer into a machine, right? And the answer is like pretty much everyone every day, and that's where the radio came from. Yeah, it's the radio. We should have a machine that does that.
Starting point is 00:43:48 It would be good. We should have a big machine with a crank on it. We have machines for everything else. Yeah. But now they're trying to take all the machines and put them into one little phone. I know. you just have your prayers machine as an app i like this guy who says it's not worth thinking
Starting point is 00:44:03 about sorry that's a pretty good answer to any of these actually i'll vote for that not worth thinking about stupid do you remember when we didn't someone cast a spell when once on an episode we tried to invite a ghost in i wanted to summon a demon on our podcast that's dangerous my only rule is that you cannot do that because that's how every horror movie starts is jeremy thought it would be funny to invite a demon on a podcast and then you are killed and your whole family's killed by the claws i thought it'd be fun to just read it i think i'm feeling the demon in the room today and that jeremy has opened up his soul because he took robitussin yeah and that we're like there's some sort of energy in here i can sense
Starting point is 00:44:51 your feelings but i'm using it for evil he took off-brand robitussin too he took tough act and tussin yeah or long afton tussin the cvs brand i guess like the part the tussin part of the word isn't copyrighted and you can just say tussin for context alex you convinced me not to summon a demon because you said what if we read it the best case scenario is then we're just like nothing happens and then it's just a bad podcast yeah or like best case scenario demon is like what levels what are my levels you don't have headphones for me i don't hear that sound effect i don't really get what this show is uh i think we did that i was the david cross episode oh yeah um and what are we another question on here yeah i would read as many until the time runs out probably
Starting point is 00:45:40 here's a question if a demon gifts me something is that bad i've been gifted many things from a demon, and I'm fearful those gifts will allow the demon to be tied to me. So, shot in the dark sounds bad. To be gifted from a demon? Well, I guess you can kind of boil this question down to, would you accept a gift from somebody you
Starting point is 00:45:59 don't like? Would you accept many things from somebody that you just don't fuck with? But it's somebody that God doesn't like. But then we can kind of extrapolate to, okay, they're a demon who could maybe slaughter you eternally in hell or something like that. Should I accept this cursed egg? This ugly bracelet.
Starting point is 00:46:14 bracelet is is is tied to me so we have an answer from a former evangelist lynn jocelyn who says oh paul i am so glad you asked me for an answer how do you know the name so easily because i can't ever find anything oh paul oh paul well i think she got tagged in it when well she was she paul clearly asked her yeah yeah when you when you ask the question it lets you like tag people like really their social media so lynn jocelyn must have been singled out here oh wait yeah you know What answer requested by Paul Gaines? Paul Gaines. And I don't know if this is even the guy who asked this.
Starting point is 00:46:47 I'm being plagued by demons. I have recently discovered there's a family history of a cold practice. I do not want to follow the darkness. I do not want to follow the darkness. This is exactly what Jeremy is asking now. I have recently discovered the power of prayer in the word of God, parentheses, the Bible. Which one?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Help me. So that's the guy who's asking the question. And he plays pool. Paul Gaines. He's being kind to people. Being plagued by demons would suck. It would be the worst. But if they're giving you gifts.
Starting point is 00:47:17 No, but the gifts come with terrible effects. Okay, like what? Like what? How bad can it be? Well, it sounds like your dream is accomplished, but at a terrible ironic twist often. You're thinking of a genie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:32 That's what a genie does. I think he's thinking of genie. This is a demon. He's probably just giving you cool flaming swords and stuff like that. He says, because Lynn says demons are completely evil, and she asks what the gifts are. I have to clear that up.
Starting point is 00:47:45 They're really bad. The gifts are material objects, but I'm sorry because I fell in love with this demon. Oh, there it is. Don't do that. Paul's love language is gift. From demon. Okay, let's read more about Paul's explanation, though.
Starting point is 00:48:01 I just really want to know what the specific gifts were. Yes, read this answer out. I keep going back, even after knowing the truth, her touch and the sentiment of the gifts given do something to my mind i experienced something very traumatic from this demon recently and in a moment of clarity i was given knowledge that god and jesus are indeed real the demon inadvertently gave that to me i do accept jesus and i will accept the darkness not even at my very last breath the demon keeps calling me an angel and has this uncontrollable hatred towards me first of all get out of the relationship with this demon
Starting point is 00:48:31 i know because this is toxic and it's um it's abusive as well like that no point should you be like my lover hurt me so bad i believe god is real now uh we were in a relationship until some things happened that led me to see the whole other world that they lived in and that i had no idea of and i kept asking was that real and they kept insistently saying no and i knew i wasn't crazy so for the next few months i kept digging and kept digging until now they know i know and until I realized the power of the Bible I was helpless.
Starting point is 00:49:00 They whisper to me every day to kill myself but I never will. I want to live in light and truth. So you win. Yeah. There it is.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Just don't kill yourself. Undefeated. I am not evil and never will be and my soul belongs to Jesus. Jesus. Long, long. It's way too long.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Another big dub for Jesus. I found out my mother is a witch. My grandfather was an occultist. They don't understand how I am born as I am when apparently my whole family is wicked.
Starting point is 00:49:25 That's very scary. Yeah, I found out my mother was a witch. Mama is a witch. And then at the end, they're locked in a psych hospital. Damn. Damn, that's too bad. Sorry about that. Keep not killing yourself.
Starting point is 00:49:37 That's really cool. Dude, just a note. If the demon is a hot woman, make sure to smash it at least, says Fat Pumbaa. Yo, did you smash? Cups of Satori says, what's wrong with you, bro? That's like spiritual incest, not funny. How is that like spiritual incest? It's nothing like incest.
Starting point is 00:49:56 I don't think it's like incest at all. Read a book. Fat Pumbaa. Is Fat Pumbaa a real picture of Warthog? Yes. He's answered two questions. The other one was, I found marijuana in my 18-month-old son's room. What should I do?
Starting point is 00:50:10 And he says, dude, you just found our Jedi master. Jedi smoke pot toddler, one word. Oh, this guy's funny. Unless there's a nanny involved. This guy's as funny as Pumbaa. Cool. Good for you, Pumbaa. You got to hang out with Nathan Lane.
Starting point is 00:50:28 He's posting all sorts of weird shit. He's a jokester. I have respect for that, Fat Pumbaa. Keep doing what you do. Keep rocking in the free world. You got 10 more minutes in heaven. I feel like I'm on Robitussin. Do you want to do one more question?
Starting point is 00:50:42 Should we all split a Robitussin? Yeah, let's do it. It's a liquid. Let's do the Quokka or Insel. Okay, here we go. Insel questions. Okay. this question is
Starting point is 00:50:55 if a professional strongman that was also good at fighting were banned from a store can he successfully refuse to leave
Starting point is 00:51:02 the property if security had no weapons and the police were missing their guns tasers pepper spray
Starting point is 00:51:07 mace batons okay so nobody has anything right yeah they were caught lacking
Starting point is 00:51:13 and the answer is big yes this is a professional strongman who is also good at fighting he's got it all and this is pretty much
Starting point is 00:51:22 like an Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall situation. And he didn't even fight on Mars. So, I mean, this is a strong man. I like that all this is also just all in service of being in a store that you're banned from. Not that big of a deal.
Starting point is 00:51:37 This man has been a problem in this store previously when they did have guns. Because, look, you're not going to get good service in there. No. They're not going to help you well. He doesn't want to buy anything.
Starting point is 00:51:46 He just wants to be there. Yeah. He just wants to not... Go to a different store that you're not... He's probably banned from a lot of stores if you have to ask this question. He's so strong. Because the impetus behind this question is basically,
Starting point is 00:51:57 okay, should I become a strong man that's good at fighting? Because then I'll be able to stay in the store. There's an interesting answer. Red ape. That is the secret, yeah. Sorry. No, just somebody's saying red ape. By the way, the original question was changed
Starting point is 00:52:13 from the law enforcement temporarily had no guns, tasers, chemical agents, batons. Oh, well, that's good that they got rid of that part of it. I guess that was confusing some people. Anyway, so this answer is from M. Anagnos. Professional truck driver, scientist, and inventor. Oh, cool. In order of importance.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I wonder if that's what he invented. He went to CUNY. Hi, CUNY. You could probably kind of get an idea of what he invented by going through every single one of his 12,000 answers. Finding negative space. Like I saw something about an asteroid right there. Maybe it's space related.
Starting point is 00:52:49 He never asks questions. He only answers them. Big Trump guy. He says, Red Ape, go get help with your mental health problems. They would all jump on him. You have several officers who are strong men and professional fighters, too. So the perp would be overwhelmed. No, there aren't.
Starting point is 00:53:04 You turn off the movies, you're delusional. Officers would easily defeat him. Next question. Also, are the police really going to call a bunch of police to come and jump on a guy because he won't leave a store? He's just in the store. He's not allowed to be there. Bring in the chemical agents. Yeah, by the way.
Starting point is 00:53:24 We don't have any. We're all out. We used them on the other guy. Someone says, dumbass. Wouldn't waste his time going to a store that isn't going to sell him anything. That's fact. He's got more workouts to do. I want to know who asked.
Starting point is 00:53:42 He could be getting a pump. This was a question by Shucks Zedipop. we've kind of asked this question several times who is the youngest person ever born that's a great question that's all of us baby okay so there's also seems like there's just a lot of reworded versions of this question hypothetically if the guns were out of bullets and tasers chemical agents sedatives etc weren't working can a convict successfully refuse to go to prison if you were very strong and trained in martial arts and not shackled prior to sentencing so this guy's probably
Starting point is 00:54:13 subtle differences there so this question too how did medieval people endure medieval torture devices such as the guillotine why were they so brave that they didn't run away
Starting point is 00:54:22 in desperation so this isn't his question but he answered good question I would have why didn't they just run away when they were being tortured he also answered the question
Starting point is 00:54:30 how long are you I would and he's around five inches and he's 19 years uncut what are his questions I would not let them strap me to that big wheel
Starting point is 00:54:40 where they pull on my limbs All of his questions are about a strong man who is escaping the police because he's so good at fighting and they do not have any weapons. He is banned from a store. Whoa. How strong would you need to be
Starting point is 00:54:54 to stop a trash compactor from crushing you? He has plans. He has things he's going to do and he's trying to decide how strong he needs to get to do them. That seems like you just watched that one scene in Star Wars where they're in the trash compactor and was like, if that was me,
Starting point is 00:55:07 I'd just break it, could I? shields protective gear gas chemical agents tasers stun gun sticks tranquilizers and fire hoses would they be able to extract a resisting inmate who is strong and a skilled fighter until this is our generation steven king until he's asleep these are strong concepts to say he's on coke oh and then his first question is kind of a what's up with abolishing indecent exposure laws if the weather is warm enough i don't care if being seen naked that's why it's not allowed in the store. This is the origin, right? He was naked. I was naked in the store,
Starting point is 00:55:42 which should be allowed. Now he's in prison. I'm stuck on the other guy calling him Red Ape. I thought that was his name, but it's Shucks Zedabop. Is Red Ape a racist? It feels racist. Red Ape was the NFT thing.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Was it? The one that they made the cartoon out of? It was like a one-minute cartoon on Twitter, yeah. I didn't know that that was that specific ape. Did you have to buy that? All my apes are gone. Oh, you had to buy that and it cost $100 trillion to buy it.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Eminem lost a lot of money on that ape. And I bought them all. I couldn't get enough. I own Snoop Dogg's ape. I made my millions off of the ape. I like this question. What would happen if you pepper sprayed a police officer? That's a very
Starting point is 00:56:32 good question. I'd probably kill you. Dumbass! all right let's do another question it would out fight you why can't force users uh use anger without falling to the dark side why can't they simply refuse to become evil so this has been a doc a while and it has been pulling on me because the dark force powers are often a lot better than the light force powers um lightning is one of the basic ones what are even the good force powers well like you can bring things to you you can trick people you can take your your pencil from across the room.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Also, what is the difference between levitating someone and choking them with your little fingers? That seems like the same power. Well, one of them
Starting point is 00:57:10 you're choking them. Right. Trying to kill them. But it's the same thing. Trying to argue your way out of the magic distinctions.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Like you're a wizard and you're like, I'm not a dark wizard. It's just a fireball. It happens to hit the village. I don't want it to affect my wizard rating.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Yeah. So lots of pictures of Mace Windu in this, which is very cool. Shout out Mace Windu. Shout out Darth Vesuvius, who is, I guess, an OC on the page. I feel like this is just going to be people explaining the lore of Star Wars. Cade Oosthusian has a great picture of Mace Windu.
Starting point is 00:57:46 How do you know this is an OC? There's a ghost in that one, because his name is Darth Vesuvius. Oh, does that sound not... Oh, no. Star Wars has really dumb shit. So here's the thing is, Star Wars has like one million books that aren't officially canon. And there's like a million guys named like Schlabadoo in there. And you got to learn them all.
Starting point is 00:58:02 it might as well be one of them claire oh what is evil rob crenshaw getting real hitler didn't think he was evil evil is evident only in our actions not our intentions well the sith lords kind of think they're evil though they say stuff like i'm evil and that's why i do i have red lightsaber man my husband was watching andor before i came here now i got now i gotta read this we should be able to tag nick in like whenever something like this comes up whenever the force comes up with a phone a friend hotline this stuff is all a mystery to me like not right now but we should have set this up with him you want to really have a nick nanny a nick hotline we could do it with the mixer it's possible to do i just have to connect my phone
Starting point is 00:58:54 again do you think hitler didn't think he was evil or do you think he was always going like i'm so dark i just think i'm cute i'm crazy i'm a dark empath well yeah so are they saying that hitler wouldn't be a sith hitler would definitely be a sith i mean i think hitler would be a sith he has an incredible will to power but is real rob crenshaw the actual rob crenshaw saying that really good question well he's agnostic atheist mystic in search of greater wisdom oh cool guy left look at the picture here huh the university of tulsa he kind of has a classical professor look in his Abbey.
Starting point is 00:59:28 He's got a tweed jacket. Oh and he's gay. And on top of it he's gay. He's also gay. Tell me God didn't have a plan.
Starting point is 00:59:36 I am a gay man. And done to the dragons. He's interested in done to the dragons as well. I do want to see Parency's I am a gay
Starting point is 00:59:43 man used more often on this website. We're following Rob. We're going to check in with Rob later. Rob you're killing it out there.
Starting point is 00:59:49 You're the new I am a pizza. Yeah I don't know. Is there anything else to say about the star wars thing no i think the answer is that they can't the red lightsabers is pretty cut and dry you're either in or you're out red is bad blue is good i mean that's also i i guess i'm not so knowledgeable about star wars but it's not something that just magically changes right
Starting point is 01:00:10 you have to actually physically change out the your your lightsaber there's a crystal yeah right like it's not like you do something bad and your lightsaber turns red you're making the choice again you're saying i'm gonna have a red one now it should be like that it should be like a mood ring where if you have an evil thought it turns red and people are like
Starting point is 01:00:27 what are you thinking about? Bad stuff. Thinking about torture. I forgot. I didn't realize that was something you have to purchase in order to show your colors.
Starting point is 01:00:39 I feel like get it in a cave or something. The economy of Star Wars is not very beautiful. I'm embarrassed that I even know that. You gotta go to a cave. Awesome.
Starting point is 01:00:45 In real life you have to get crystals in a cave so it's actually very realistic. Let's do one more. Can we do one more? Alex, we certainly can.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Since I blew it with this Star Wars question. Do you have a specific one? Oh, no, this is the last one. After being crushed ruthlessly by my best friend's betrayal and my father's infidelity this year, I still do not find it in my heart
Starting point is 01:01:05 to hate them and swear vengeance. Am I manufactured and capable of hatred? How could I build myself up again? Build myself up to become capable of hatred. Yeah, to conduct your revenge, he's saying. So this is like the opposite of dark empath. This is good. This is light psychopath.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Yeah. This is someone who's like, I'm nervous that I cannot hate. Yeah. They failed to use their evil Sith powers, even though they really want to. They want to build themselves up again. I would just say you are definitely capable of hate. Just keep the reps in. Wake up and do something ignorant every day.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Try othering people. Do things you regret. Just get out there. This is from Anonymous. Yeah, they must have done that shit because their account is gone. we have one answer by preksha sing who is brutally ominous correct grammar cz good credentials is that cz is check my grammar is good in check i don't know uh you can see the truth your brain can apply as logic and tell you that your father has this wrong trait and so your
Starting point is 01:02:08 friend now it's and now it's not necessary that you boil your blood by hating them you can just take simple decisions like further never contact you. That's Precious saying everybody. Since this is our last question
Starting point is 01:02:22 there's no answers on it other than that. Do you want to should we answer this question? Yeah. Do you want to give an answer?
Starting point is 01:02:28 How can this guy recreate his hatred? Let's see. Some sort of a play like put on a little play. Yeah start with a play. Put on a little play
Starting point is 01:02:39 to sort of creatively Come on playwright. Start small I'll do a few evil things a day. Yeah, that's a good idea. Sentence one, start with a play. Then do evil things. Start with a play that has minor evil themes.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Once that is successful, you can sprinkle in stronger evil motifs. Get more comfortable around being evil. First, express yourself creatively in an evil way. Then move on to sort of put that in your life. Express yourself evilly in a creative way. Yeah, exactly. I think you need to change your circle.
Starting point is 01:03:14 You need to get out there and be around vengeful people and dark cowboys. Hang out with dark cowboys. Dark cowboys is the answer. I'm putting my credential as dark cowboy. It's going to say former. There's no way to change it. I'm going to do my best to not have it say former.
Starting point is 01:03:30 You should write current dark cowboy. I think it's the end year. I think this is where we get tripped up and it makes it say former. I wish we could write an end year. There's no like, oh, there it is. I currently work here. That's the button.
Starting point is 01:03:41 That's the button we need. Current Dark Cowboy. Wow. At the CIA. Wow, that sounds real. That sounds real. Okay, so we decided to play. And folks, that's been the show.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Do you like plays? Well, yeah. We did it. That's been Quarriators. Cameron, thank you so much for coming on. Yeah, thank you for having me. Where can our lovely listeners find you at home and abroad? Oh, we're a podcast about lists.
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