Quorators - Philosophy of the Ages w/ Hussein Kesvani

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if I want to be eaten up by a human right now? Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free.  What do you want me to do for you? I will do what you want. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hussein's podcasts Trash Future and 10k Posts https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

we don't want to miss this gold oh no no no we we need we're gonna we're not gonna have alex peeing in the podcast no although speaking of over covid i recurrently would like just leave headphones in and go pee and then people could like hear that every time sure yeah i only found out like a year later that'll happen i thought i was secretly peeing i think i did that once on a twitch stream you did so that's i mean theoretically even more people heard that oh instead of just the little homies i should probably plug that in huh i guess so i don't know i have to lose this sweet peeing tangent we got in here that's gonna be hard for us that's gonna be tough i'm gonna i'm gonna plug it in though that's probably okay

all right now we're actually good to go okay cool the same thank you so much for being here do you have any questions thank you for having me it's a pleasure to have you uh do you have any questions before we start the grand show just can you well can you just like walk me through how it's going to work only because i've never like i've listened to the show but i've never like been on it so yeah yeah is there anything that i need to like truly keep an eye on or the structure of it really can um be dynamic in a way that maybe is hard for outsiders to really get the full handle on but what's gonna happen here is uh i'm gonna hit the button and we're gonna dance yeah okay all right and then it's one of those types of shows huh it's certainly one of

those kinds of shows if i don't even know if it's anything else um yeah and then after that i'm going to ask if you've been on quora and then we're going to read you quoras for an hour yeah great okay cool that sounds good that sounds like a very innovative torture technique uh that they would use in a prison somewhere and i would enjoy it actually if anything it would make me um want be tortured more. I'm a traitor to the regime. Is that okay? Or something like that. Let's get into it right now. Let's hit it.

We're back at Quarators another week. Can you believe it? Fresh after lunch. Ooh, who's those sleepy boys on the mic? The weekly show returns. That's right. For another one. Is it weird that it's after lunch for us,

but likely the break of dawn for you? That's right. Right in. It's in the morning. It's Alex and Jeremy. It's the Quarriors Podcast, the only show about Quora. We got a great show for you this week. Pushing Boundaries is the name of the game.

Then you'll love what we're here to saying. It was so close. You had it. Whatever. Fuck it. We got a great show for you today with all kinds of Quoras on it and all the way from across the pond, just a hop and a skip down the road, we have Hussain Qasani from the Trash Future Podcast.

Hussain? Thank you for having me on. I'm excited to listen to some Quoras being read to me, which I think is a very innovative way to engage with that medium. Yes. I don't know if we emphasized this when we were talking before the show started, but you will have to listen to them.

Yeah. You'll have to sit your ass down. You're going to have to think. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to practice my listening skills and I'm going to listen. I'm going to learn. I'm going to show empathy.

I'm excited. I'm excited to like use this hour to deconstruct my toxic masculinity by interacting with chorus. Yes. And you're somewhat of an expert on the field here because you have a podcast. another podcast called 10 000 posts where you and i've been on it promoting this show but you you look at up to 10 000 of posts every week look at yeah we do look at a lot of posts i don't know

if you know if we actually what because i guess it depends on whether you kind of classify aquara as a post i do but obviously like you know it varies between people's people um but you guys have probably read you you guys are probably closer to the 10 000 post mark than we are um so planning this one we were looking at it and we were like because i had a a whole uh sleeve of uh hot ones ready for you and we said this is too hot these are too many hot ones we gotta put some of these away we usually do around 10 an episode yeah this is like episode 80 something so we're probably up to around 800 posts a lot of posts so you were about 9200 or post deficient on your posts yeah yeah basically we've got a lot of catching up to do

we have a lot of questions that need to be answered folks we're here this week with the master so i i guess we should just get it out front before we get into the thing uh saying what time have you spent on quora um so i i didn't i've never spent like a concentrated period of time on quora it's usually been first i i i interact with quora in two ways first of all is when i sort of type a question into google um or anything that resembles a question like quora's will usually sort of show up and then at some point when i made a quora account or i must have made a quora account for whatever reason um i get emails like so i get emails like once every few days with like quora's that might interest me and a lot of those quora's are to do with like

bad relationship advice i mean a lot of it is bad relationship advice stuff some of it oddly enough is um i'm just trying to think of the last one last time i got a quora post i think it had there's a lot of them to do with jordan peterson a lot of chorus about jordan peterson i don't know i don't know whether that says anything about me and my interests or just the types of guys who go on quora it's his home base i think it's also your interests i think that you need to clean your room you've got too much chaos they have a feed of your room and they're like oh homie i know i know what you need to read if you want i can send you some drawings of serpents so i'm just looking for my quora digest right now can i can i read out a few quoras i

won't read out the questions i'll just read out like the headlines of the emails let's write the chaos dragon let's do it so actually i'm interested to find out whether you guys have covered this or not okay so one that's specifically for alex um is goku currently in his prime absolutely not wow i rejected and ignored him now he's deleted my number and doesn't try to contact me question mark and this is still about goku um you can text goku as many times as you want buddy it doesn't he's not by the phone washed up he's unplugged i caught my son playing his xbox at 12 in the morning on a school night as a result i broke his console now he won't talk to me how could they tell him but it's his fault yeah there's a lot of those we have covered at least 10 of those

and then a final one even though this is far from like the final one what is considered tall for a male um for a male is it like and it's and it's very like is four foot 11 tall relative to where you are is it five foot is it five foot two it's very there's like it's a very numbers centric one um yeah i'm gonna say no four foot 11 not tall where well it's tall compared to like a cat it depends on what you're framing it by compared to like a chimpanzee it's still really tall sure so yeah exactly i think that's actually a good question i feel like it is a quite it is an important like the western said the western centricism of the internet kind of means that like you know these are these important questions these bits of discourse that we have to go in

cycles of all the time has this very different sort of set of relations uh in other parts of world and i think that is an important thing to recognize it's a truly international website hussein i know i know it's a good it's a good one and yeah i haven't oh yeah then then finally final one um is jordan peterson a dangerous person that was the one i got today actually that's interesting that's i actually am very interested in that one because it implies like he has a deadly stealth to him yeah it's a physicality if you imply that one finger yeah it implies that once he's done with his crying he's he's he's got like some moves he's been doing jiu-jitsu like the rest of them so like you know once he finishes once he finishes

his ball then we're ready to brawl oh and this is an angle we don't really talk about on the show too which is that quora is like maybe the most democratic of uh sources of internet knowledge because other ones will have like someone who uh is an authority on a subject kind of with control over the information flow that you're getting but if you ask any question on quora anyone can't answer yeah and it becomes a very like people's choice way to find out if you have cancer you get slimed you can't get slimed you get slimed on most of the website that's all yeah it's really these days let me tell you um but of course we were spending too much time forgetting into the meat of the thing yeah um now we are going to we open and close the show on a question from last

week but before that we have our signature segment which is of course our advice at the start of the show is a desperate ploy to get more listeners we will be doing our recurring segment tips for women tips for women women you gotta listen to this um we're here we have advice for you now we do throw to the guest on these but we don't want to make you feel on any pressure to have a tip for women hussein this is this this is like an opportunity I know you asked before what we would do and I didn't mention all this part, but that's

because there's a raw surprise. Is there anything I can prepare? And you were like, no, just bring yourself. I don't want you to prepare. I have to give sage wisdom to women. This is what I want, though, because if you prepare, it's like, who fucking gives a shit? Oh, you wrote down advice for a woman. Who cares?

I want to know what happens. Gun to your head. Give advice to a woman. What are you going to say? You don't know what you're going to do when the shit hits the fan. Here's a tip. pull the fucking trigger yeah absolutely um so do you have anything you'd like to tell women and if you don't that's fine but also if you do that's a maybe they should i mean i mean i'd like to tell them first and foremost but i'm sorry just generally i'm sorry for sure i'm sorry for being

me i'm sorry for being alive i'm sorry i'm sorry women you know i'm sorry for taking your air i respect you so much um and uh tips tips tips um how can you better uh i i would say that i would say that you're perfect and if anything if anything just give yourself more credit wow yeah i'm tip i'm tipping my fedora as i'm saying it it's been a while yeah you know since remember if you doubt anything you can also study the blade and you'll be much better at it than any of us now just to be the devil's advocate here my tip for women's gonna be do better yeah knock it off just to have both sides of that coin if yours is you're perfect the way you are mine's gonna be try a little harder that's what you're wearing today you're gonna just walk around like that how many is your

decision you think that's appropriate really uh hey it's not me well anyway that's gonna be the end of our tips for women segment and then now on with the rest of the show it's too long we're not doing the whole thing no it's too long okay this is our last week on quora our question was what would you do if a christian baby held you at gunpoint robbing you would you shoot it huh a lot of people holding you at gunpoint yes there's a lot of guns in this episode this one is somewhat of like a popular meme format on quora and we had a pop-up when we logged on that said congratulations this is like your most upvoted question of all time so I'm feeling pretty proud about this.

Oh, yeah. What do people say? No one has any real answers. I mean, people were just mad at us and doing little jokes and stuff. That's not what this is about. Employ my tactical atheist baby with a gun as a countermeasure, then go back to my secret hiding spot. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I don't know. Who cares? Shoot it. A psycho robber baby with a gun will only become a more dangerous psycho if it grows up, and it sure as hell isn't acting in anything resembling a Christian manner. You know what?

I got to say that's correct. Baby's going to act like that. I got to take it down. That's no Christian. It's a hedonist baby. Okay. This is a casual reminder to our listeners. If you are going to interact with our Quora from the week before,

be sure to use the code word scrambled eggs. This will let us know that you're just scrambling it up with the Quora boys. I like this answer. No, I'd simply mute and block any imbecile who is dumb enough to ask such a moronic question in fact i already have damn it john privet you have defeated in the battle of ideas yes and he lives in london with a uh degree from durham university he's a software developer in london so maybe hussein you could go and ask him more about yeah yeah he's actually my neighbor yeah he has a lot of opinions about babies of guns that's great i'm glad to hear that i would

just love to follow up with him if we get the chance but um i'm proud of us for doing so well and it has a bright future for our show um and that and that we we did it it said congratulations and i did it's a hey congrats baby question hey man you're doing really great with your podcast it says uh do you want to introduce our theme for the week alex yes our theme for this week There are so many pressing issues of the day, and a day-to-day template for which to guide your rules can actually be the very ground itself upon which you stand. And that's why the theme this week is Philosophy of the Ages. Ooh. Ooh.

Yeah. I'm pretty proud of how that came out. I'll actually be selling shirts with that whole thing on it right there that I just said. But we're going to go through the segments. This week's theme is Philosophy of the Ages. And we are starting with our recurring segment, Forbidden Knowledge. I didn't even realize that you were riffing that out. I thought that was just like an Immortal Technique lyric or something.

Well, the thing is, it can't be an Immortal Technique lyric because I am selling the shirts. That's right. I couldn't make money from it that way if actually he had written it. Would love to have you on, Immortal. you just say the first word like it's his first name yeah immortal what do you want for lunch invincible's friend immortal technique mr technique stop spitting at me what's your take on 9-11 mr technique where do drugs really come from

we do all bush questions do you think he lied and people died uh okay so just to explain this uh particular string of questions forbidden knowledge is uh questions of the beyond and maybe things that they don't want you to know yeah three parentheses i think we all understand what kind of segment this is me and my family don't want alex to know it's a family podcast okay what's our first question jeremy what would you do if i want to be eaten up by a human right now so this is pretty forbidden i like this it does also and so there's a lot of cannibalism on quora but uh it's like a sex thing and i can't stop thinking about the movie bones and all did you see bones and all it's like a sexy cannibalism movie but

they're like vampire they're like uh they're like x-men they have superpowers and they can be cannibals to live forever this is bones and all this is bones and all i wasn't sure if you're saying bones and doll like it was two people and one was named bones no it's like i munch you up bones and all okay i'm saying would you munch me up bones and all what would i okay um i personally wouldn't um thank you have you tasted because have i tasted the flesh uh i have not um i'm trying to cut back on meat i've been doing this for the past few years um you know so i'm sort of like sticking with my lean proteins it's funny you actually said that because watching that movie my big takeaway is like i gotta stop eating meat because i'm pretty much timothy chalamet is a

sexy vampire in my day-to-day life they just make it look really gross but the question the question is being asked is what would you do so can you remind me what the question is just in terms of how it's phrased if i want to be eaten up by a human right now right because it's not really about me in that case it's like well what would i do if i met someone who said to me maybe at a party or like you know at a social gathering i would like to be eaten up by a human right now and i suppose it would sort of be you know because i i don't believe i can i i'm i i have a right to sort of impart like a judgment on what they want to do right whether it's a kink thing or whether it's just like a hobby that's their decision if it's a man i think it's like important as well

because it's like you know one of the crises that like the crises of loneliness among men is that like they don't have enough hobbies so i have no right to sort of tell them that you aren't you know you aren't entitled to um to to want and you know and also the other thing about like you know the lack of the lack of eros the lack of desire and kind of contemporary life right so the idea of wanting something the idea of wanting to be consumed there's like a beauty in that and i think i'd have to respect it on that basis so i would i would i would i would nod in my head and be like i respect you right i don't know what uh this means for me but maybe it's a sign of my allyship that I read this question and assumed it was a woman because it was such a beautiful

statement. I mean, yeah, I'm not, you know, I don't think that like many men, many straight men are like capable of like producing such a beautiful sentence, but I've said in this scenario, I would meet a man who did, who would say that. And I would just be, I would, I would, I would respect that. I would respect their decision and I would respect their attempt to assert their own desires in a society, but it's very hostile towards that. Well, there's a lot of repression, isn't there? Neither of you would...

Neither of you are considering you pass this guy in the party and you're not going to eat him up? Oh, no. I mean, is the implication that I'm supposed to eat him up? No, but I think... I'm supposed to eat you up right now? That's one of the options. If someone says to you, I want to be eaten up by a human right now, you just go, sounds good. Meet me in the back room. I'm going to tear your jugular out with my goddamn teeth.

If you're at a party and someone says, I want a beer right now, you're going to have a beer. I struggle to eat at parties generally. I feel like it's not a particularly good setting to like, you know, even like the small plates and the hors d'oeuvres and stuff like is a bit, it's a bit much. Just a finger. Wow. I couldn't feel more differently than that.

Really? I stay eating. I can't stop it. If there is food out at a party, I'm just like piling it onto a plate just to like have something to do with my hands usually, mostly. This does feel like something you could hear at a party. I feel like if I was at a party, I could hear, I can imagine someone I know being like, i'd love to get eaten up by a human doesn't it doesn't it sound like the delivery is like what

would you do if i want to be eaten up by a human right now like it's like over a din what would you do what would you do what would you do if i said right now eaten up by a human right now my bones gotta get crunched i think it's flirty i don't know what you do afterwards or like how would you sort of say if you if you were like okay this this person's like flirting with me like i don't understand how you would respond to that and maybe that's because like i'm not particularly good at flirting um so i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't that's what it is so they would say this thing and i would just be like oh cool okay all right i'm so awkward no you got a nibble you got a nibble on him you go nibble nibble uh sorry uh yeah just take a

little bite just a bite of their arm i could talk about this all day but let's see what quora says okay uh victor unfortunately says that's his name by the way to be clear uh i should also say the person who made this might be named i am a pizza oh that is a complicated dynamic isn't it if it's a talking pizza and then all the questions are about like what kind of burger can i be made into right now oh that's really funny to me what what kind of what kind of pizza do kids i wish to be food right now can i be your stew right now where you want to eat me up right now what would you do if i'm on your plate for dinner right now isn't there something deeply disturbed about a pizza asking if it's a stew you're not a stew that's deranged

anyway victor says i would try to convince you this isn't the way smiley face being equal being eaten equals death i don't know what about uh about what struggles you were facing in life but they will pass god bless you god bless you that's an upvote for us we got one from dallas lace um wood butcher butcher says uh wood butcher says i know where i would start with a lick and a nibble of course that's assuming a certain gender id that i prefer otherwise my offer is off the table hey i know i jumped at the the ball there but uh i i'm up for anything and then what i'm a pizza says what food do you want made out of me if i am a male make good taste that's interesting because you could like talk you could talk to them about like the sort of types of meals that

you could make and you could really bore them by like going through very complicated uh recipes like you could say kind of you know they're trying to flirt with you by saying oh i'd love to be eaten right now by you specifically and you could be like well i would actually love to like put you in a sous vide bag and like keep you there for you know a few weeks so like to dry age you um yeah you could you could just like talk about lots of different like you know very convoluted cooking methods uh until we just get bored and move on my favorite part of this question is how confusing the yes ending gets where he's like i know where i'd like to eat you and the pizza's like would you eat a pizza dick first i'm just a little pizza please have sex with me please fucking

busted me um i feel like he was he was trying really hard to be the pizza role play and then someone was like i'd have sex with someone who wants to be eaten up and they're like i'm not a pizza actually i'm a man i'm a man i like this answer by dan mcnellis down there uh go for it If it was in my power to do so, I would guide you to obtain mental health assistance. In fact, consider that to be my recommendation now if your question was a serious one. On the other hand, if your question has sexual connotations to it,

is an entirely different matter, then I would recommend you to post on a dating app instead of Quora. See, that's wrong, because Quora is here mostly for sex, as far as I can tell. Yeah, Quora is a dating app. Yeah. I am a pizza response, not here for date. i hear be food not date thank you i am a pizza that really fleshed this whole thing out uh be

sure to check out i am a pizza they only have 216 followers i'm sure they'll love the attention yeah he's uh mad that people were bullying him though but watch out the first bite is hot okay we have nine more of these uh this question is what makes you think you can trust what spirits whisper to you so i love the tone on this yeah it's really like you're always saying i can trust what spirits say to me but what makes you think that what makes you think that hussein why did you say that what the fuck why did why did why did i say that specifically think you can trust what spirits whisper to you i mean not to sort of like go all serious like like in theological but in islamic theology like we have like the concept of jinn right and like you know the sort of

spirits that sort of exist or the spirits that are kind of exist in uh in in the real world and like some of them are you know some of them kind of are like divine angels but others are just kind of spirits that just kind of hang around and don't really do anything they do and and they do like they just loiter around yeah but it's vapor you know they just vape uh uh in alleyways um but like some of them do are there to just like cause mischief like it's kind of harmless mischief but I'm not sure what I'm not sure what the mischief actually entails, but it does sort of imply the idea of it. Yeah.

There are like some mischievous spirits that are just there, like to kind of mess around with you. Um, all of which is to say that actually it touches on something quite, you know, something important, which is, yeah,

you shouldn't trust, you shouldn't trust like every spirit that you come across. I almost put a gin question in the doc, but it did get very serious. And the response, it was, it was something just like, uh,

are gin necessarily good or something or necessarily evil and i was like i have a 5 000 words actually to share on that um but the thing about that when spirits start whispering to you and there's no feeling like it folks it makes you feel very special doesn't it and that makes you want to believe it's true believe their sweet lies it's like when you're a high school kid and the older guy thinks you're cute it's exactly the same as that but instead the guy is much older As old as the rocks and sand itself. I mean, I was going to say that, yeah, if the spirit was a woman and I was a teenager,

I would listen to that spirit regardless of what they said because I listen to women. And I also will believe everything they say, especially if they're a ghost. Right. Yeah, I know when you're in high school, everybody thinks, oh, it would be so great to be used by a succubus. And then you grow up and you think about it,

there's an age gap there. There's a power gap. Oh, yeah. It's actually really dangerous. it's not okay that they would manipulate you that way um i would like to read the answers in here so we are i think this one might actually be in the forbidden knowledge sub quora and that it is full of witches who are quite knowledgeable on the topic so i want to hear what they sure yeah um do you want to read this you want to read it tan fear i'll read tan veer and keep in mind yeah that

there's a voice you have to do keep in mind they live in australia from 2003 to present and she He says, yeah, I have to go. No, I'm not going to do it. Okay. I can't do it. If I could do it, I'd do it, but I can't do it. It would be embarrassing. You have to go by how you felt.

That's not how he sounds. By how you felt. When you heard the whisper and if it is in regards to a positive heart-driven outcome. Okay. If it was a good and positive feeling, chances are it's a good spirit trying to guide you. And if it's a negative nature, you will have this negative feeling come over you. we all have our own spirits guiding us 24 7 to a certain extent but they respect our free will in the same way we can have dense negative spirits attaching to us depending on our

lifestyles and places we visit so tanvir says feel it out yeah kind of just vibe which if i was a malicious spirit the first thing i'd do is have a feel good vibe that's gonna trick you right away yeah that would be part of me like a chilled out kind of spirit i don't feel like that's really the question though the question is not like which spirits should you whisper or listen to the question is what makes you think you can trust them all right i mean i think that you're right in the sense that like it is it is very much like if a spirit is talking to you believe a spirit is talking to you believe that you're special because you're getting attention right yeah um and again like you know in a in a in a society where it is very difficult to do that and where like the

yearning for community like connection is uh is is ever growing the idea of someone paying attention to you especially like in the afterlife um you know that must that will probably make you feel really good um and it can also make you like lower your guard uh and become a victim of mischievous spirits um all of which is to say but i think of it if it did happen to me in hindsight and a spirit was like trying to get me to do something uh even if it was something minor i would just politely say no on the basis of like well this doesn't really seem to be like my kind of you know i i I planned out my day and I can't really accommodate you. I don't really feel comfortable.

Send me a Google Calendar invite and maybe we can sort of discuss next steps. But what if the spirit keeps telling you that you're very mature for your realm, for your physiology? You're different from the other people who are still alive. I'm very into the idea of a spirit sending me a Google Calendar invite.

A spirit that's very impressed with the books on my shelves. Like, wow, you read real literature. not like younger not like people these days who are who are who are too busy on tiktok and on their phone my spirit keeps trying to get me to read lolita which is about a little mortal i was thinking there was a very something funny about the idea of like a spirit desperately trying to get someone's attention but they're too busy on their phone to like really realize what's going on yeah that would be sad if that were to happen there's a lot in the comments here about people saying spirits aren't real uh go to a doctor spirits aren't real and those people

you're jealous that i'm talking to spirits they told me not to trust you and that's kind of why i'm on your team i like this guy's answer he also lives in london he says you can't they are ghosts and envious and envious all right they're petty you say so well i would like to but yeah they're really envious that we all have to pay taxes and they don't oh yeah only two things are certain in life and then yeah they've already gotten one of them when you get one you lose the other you lose to texas when you die uh let's move on to our next topic here uh this is still on the uh immortal questions or whatever the fuck philosophy of the ages such an important theme uh we are moving on to the and we haven't been back here in a while the quilosophy that's right and this is the last

time you'll ever hear this sound effect this episode you better enjoy it now because you're not hearing it again it's not coming back i have 32 sounds each stronger than the last uh this question is and this is a philosophy question what do you want me to do for you i will do what you want oh man anything and then there's one comment that says can i have 77 trillion dollars please shut the fuck up And another comment that says, excuse me. Excuse me is kind of where I'm coming from. 77 is too many trillion.

Yeah. Ask for one trillion at most. One just says, fuck off. Oh, yeah. Look at that. One says, pray. One says, I don't know you. I'm honestly nothing.

I want my person back. What happened to you, OG Bobby Johnson? So this is just to reiterate. The question is, what do you want me to do for you? I will do anything you want. i i'm genuinely stumped by this and i don't know whether i'm stumped by this just on the basis of like if someone was to say even in my real life like i will do anything you want me to do like i think i would just freeze i wouldn't know what to do or how to react i think i'd say um eat me up

yeah probably gobble me up like a pizza probably treat me like a pizza and put me in my burning flesh in your mouth slice me eight eight ways and take a bite get a circular knife and go wild on my skin fold me up daddy yeah do it new york style that's what i want you to do for me leave the crust um yeah so this question kind of gives one imposter syndrome does it not to believe that someone could do what you want. I almost feel that there's a sexual implication here that's not quite fleshed out,

and then that way it's like a first draft, and I love that about it. Yeah, I'm hoping that they get to do all the sex stuff that they're looking for. Sure. This question is from Bob Kennedy, who studied Dairy Farm Senior Secondary School. And they are a contributor in God Pussy, the space.

what is that oh that's just vagina that's just like normal porn okay never mind don't look at that i was really excited name i really thought there was gonna be like biblically accurate vagina deceptively funny name but actually just normal porn on the internet nothing interesting there okay that's fine um yeah this person is just horny i think do women and men swallow each other's juices yes what a good question i believe the answer is yes uh and then he also has a question should my sister have the right to give meds at hours she wants to why does my sister want me to want me submissive to her and not allow me female companion but wants me to marry a man for money all right so there's a misdirect there

does give meds mean something else like i don't understand how that went from yeah it's not a finished post you got to redo that one that one's not done yet are the meds like adhd related it's five vans um so this guy is very very um submissive is his thing he's horny and he's submissive his other so that that's why the what do you want me to do for you i'll do what you want his other questions are like how does a feminine submissive man come eating man find a sugar daddy to vet as much female hormones testosterone blockers and chemical castration my body female and good girl for you can i just say the word come eating as one word is confusing it is it does it's hard to read it sends the mind askance the first thing i look at it and then my brain just

uses the word meat in the middle and is like this is a food thing and it's not and then lastly i'll say he posted this to um little show offs the sub quora little show off he says i dare not click on that one uh i'll read the description of it he says i'm a submissive feminine feminine sissy who loves men's men and couples and 70 year olds why do they love me so much why do they love me so much it's because you're such a good because you're so submissive such a little show-off i guess men with small penises who enjoy displaying them for the world to see that is what little show-offs is that is not what i would have guessed that is that's so interesting hey well you know what uh good luck to bob kennedy out there i hope that you find a 70 year old and

some come to eat and you get all the hormones you want yeah i hope you read the bible and discover god pussy i hope you read the bible karma sutra and discover god pussy okay let's move on to the next question okay all right i'm glad that we got that really escalated when we went to the guy's page i didn't see that coming okay well he wanted to eat that cum uh this is another question what happens when an empath gets angry so so good question good answers on this rather. We all know that empaths are more powerful emotionally than

your average human. They read other people's emotions. They can read them, but that's because their power levels are higher. They're more midichlorians. They take on the emotions of other people. So if they interact with somebody who's very sad, they get sad.

But if they interact with someone who's very angry, they might be thrown into a fit of rage. They would reach like a lot because my understanding is and i have no understanding at all like in context of like um but like so my assumption is that like they feel they feel more intensely they can reach feelings i i'm going to call it feelings too like you can access you can access like the higher planes of emotion like you think you've been happy in your life empaths can do it like in a more

significant and holistic way you think you've been angry you think you've been horny in your life fucking hell an empath like you know is uh they they will experience like sexual euphoria in a way that you can only imagine and i imagine like and in this case if they're angry then they're going to be able to tap into like a type of anger that turns them into um like i i guess turns them into like a super saiyan yeah it is it is that kind of implication right it's like the army is 90% empath The empath will be able to perfectly Recite an anime villain monologue

In a way that like None of us will ever Be able to do off our own backs In Alex's opinion of empaths They're like Wolverine And the army has employed Millions or thousands of Fucking empaths and every day they go to them

And they say like I want to kill And then the empath soldier goes I want to kill They have adamantium feelings they can use them for how the whatever they want that's awesome um yeah specifically i am picturing dio from jojo's bizarre adventure sure i think of your regular empath and boy are those adventures bizarre and they're bizarre these wacky adventures let's read some answers sure because people are really tapping into this yeah uh when an empath becomes angry it's actually

grown and into a rage by the time the empath expresses that anger empaths withhold instances in which they are angered or upset because they don't want to inconvenience others or because they feel sorry towards others' feelings or because they are just too damn nice. And they hold it in and hold it in some more to the point where now the empath's anger has reached full-blown rage.

Okay, I like that one because that implies if you've seen Rage, that's an empath. It's not like run-of-the-mill anger. There's a quarter plus answer here. Nancy Grisham says, i'm an empath and i've been pretty angry right now oh primarily at the narc but i'm angry at myself for chasing a mirage for over a year okay you're gonna make this about yourself already uh hussein are you familiar with narc talk like narcissists narcissist discussion on the internet

because it's a lot of quora yeah i i wasn't actually um i'm very intrigued by it now because obviously because obviously knock talk knock talk implies something uh that clearly knock talk isn't Yeah, it's like they talk about narcissists the way that you're probably familiar with discussing like werewolves. We've gotten in trouble for saying this in the past. I feel like we made fun of narc talk on here

and we got a bunch of emails that were like, this is a very serious issue. And we're like, so are werewolves. They're not narcissists, but they hate narcissists. They don't believe that they're narcissists, and so it's a group about, do they bit? Or are they narcissists?

It's people who uh have been wronged by a narcissist get together and they're like they made me live in a van for 10 years never again it does not sound fun they kept trying to get me to eat them up i won't just because that's what you want they kept saying rip off my pepperonis i will not do what you want i'm still stuck on the pizza guy i'm sorry i'm so i'm so i'm so intrigued by this i'm looking i'm looking it up right now just because i feel like yeah i could go down some real um i could go down some real uh rabbit holes there you want to read this one alex what's up okay so there's there's an answer hidden behind quora plus here which we do not pay for and never will no uh and

uh before we get into it i will say he has a degree in biology and astronomy and uh he says when an empath finally snaps and has just about enough of the crap either run or be on the brutal and vicious blunt end of their explosive rage because empaths don't snap often and it takes a lot for them to do it after years and years of bottling it up so that i mean there's like another thousand words but that is the common thread across all of these is that empaths actually don't ever snap at you before which i'm not sure it's true he goes on to say that's the danger of being an empath sometimes we are masters of wearing the clown's mask that sometimes that rate of hours could be our undoing you ever see someone think like wow you're pretty good at

wearing that clown mask how long did you go to school for that penny wise that thing is pretty much glued to your face huh you do a flip i love i love the like incel version of empaths though where they're just like you while you were out partying i studied the emotion i studied the feelings yeah while you were out passing and asking to be eaten alive uh i was yeah i i was i i was studying uh i was studying like all the elevated uh emotions that you'll never be able to understand i did the drama mask and the happy mask i have heard every radio maybe well maybe that's the dynamic like maybe like does does the empath see the narcissist as like the ultimate challenge right you know in some ways they sort of complement each other because like

yeah you can't really have two empaths because i think that would be too messy but the way in which you balance it out like you know yeah like a narcissist someone yeah you know you're never going to quite understand that emotion and so for an empath sees that as a challenge yeah it's a yin and yang situation and that's why they go together so well and only the tragic results unfortunately two empaths they just end up like shooting beams at each other like in harry potter's everybody gets hurt everybody gets hurt all right let's do another question um this is another philosophy question and this is directed towards uh all of us i think don't you have any friends i like this one a lot this is real mom posting

yeah they all exist on the computer go outside don't you have any friends yeah i have i and i have a real life friend uh she's she's a ghost and says that I'm really mature for my age and I have a great taste in books. No, I don't want you interacting with her. She is not your friend. This question is written

by someone named Billy Harper and I like almost all of his questions are about the Latter-day Saints, but he also has one that is what will a woman argue about? Oh, I love that. What will a woman argue about? I guess, like...

Can guys and girls ever get along? The moon? Yeah. That is true. I don't know. We're not answering that one right now. No, we're not. We're not.

We're answering, don't you have any friends? And some of these answers here are very strong. Luke T. says, nope, not many, TBH. And then one says, yes, I do have friends. And then one says, I used to have a lot of friends. Yeah. WJC Johnson says, I have friends and I value them as true friends are rare and difficult to find.

So that's kind of nice. So that's that one. That's one of those ones where the title's doing all of the work. Not a lot of substance to it. No, let's move on to another one. That's a short one. That's a quickie. Let's do this other one. Unless you have more around friends. Friends

are there till the end. Some are silver and some are gold. Here's another question. Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free. okay so this is cop you get a snitch yeah like you get yeah like you know depends on the type of meal you have but like i do know someone when i was at when i was in college like you know they tried to do a dine and dash in a chinese restaurant and it was really weird we didn't expect them to

do it and also like we all had money to pay for it i don't understand why he did this but he didn't really get that far because we had like an all you can eat buffet thing um and so like he yeah he wasn't really able to run that far because he did get like a cramp in his stomach that's so embarrassing that's i would never recover you tried to steal until your tummy hurt get out of here it's definitely something you can't do it with a group without telling them that's yeah because they'll just be like i know you ran away go get them it was it was a straight it was very strange yeah so that's my answer to it it's a very risky move because depending on what you had like you know if you haven't let your food properly digest like you're not going

to be able to get that very far the basic problem with it and i think this is really what the question is tapping into is that it's against the law and that's why more people don't do it it's also just like immoral it's because you get one gta star the second you leave the restaurant I like the idea of just, like, sociopaths on Quora just being like, why aren't you stealing more? It's free. Why will no one eat me? You get free stuff, and you get the thrill. The thrill is what dine-and-dashing is all about.

It's not about the money. Yeah, that's really true. Like, people aren't dine-and-dashing at, like, five-star restaurants that much at the time. No, it's because free-souling could get you killed. But dine-and-dash is pretty low stakes. Is maybe the move, then, to dine-and-dash at a fancy restaurant because they'll never see you coming? Sure, yeah. I don't know.

Why would they not see that coming? isn't that the other way around no they're not looking out because the kind of people who dine and dash don't go to like a place where you have to wear a suit it's low class people alex is that what you're trying to say these people don't have class and they're trying to get a free meal by running away until their tummy hurts i think the other way around i feel like if it's more expensive you're more likely to dine and dash you get that bill and it says like well you go to a restaurant that like doesn't even have prices on it on the menu and you get the bill and it's like a thousand dollars you're like i'm out of here i know that's how you feel but how often does it happen every

day well that's why that's why if you're going to dine and dash you should do it at like small plates restaurants right okay it feels like it feels like it's less risky to do it like tapas uh no that can be dangerous like what i guess what are you thinking you know those sort of you know it's like sort of very fancy restaurants where like you get like you know a big plate with like a very small um oh sure uh yeah like what you call it um i keep thinking i want to say oyster but actually it's not like scallop like you get like a one single scallop that's like dressed in a sort of like you know basil gel or whatever um and uh like that's gonna cost you like 45 well yeah i say like probably higher than that like probably 80 or 90 pounds like i don't know what

the u.s conversion is but like you won't be full up enough to like have that be a problem i still keep going back to like i don't think the cramp is you i don't think they're usually chasing you is the thing you're just gonna walk away the dash is where you're concerned the second you start dashing it's over out of it dine and dash but drop a big tip oh right so let's say it's like you give a 30 put 30 dollars like this is all tip i'm not paying for the meal and the waiter's like I want to clarify before I run. You write it down. You write it down on a napkin.

But I don't have an issue with you, the waiter. I have an issue with the chefs. I hate chefs. They suck. Fuck chefs. I just finished binging the bear. And I'm mad at them. What are they always yelling about back there?

I couldn't bear to finish it. And I'm doing puns. Pass this along. this is all written on a napkin I think if I was going to do it I'd do it in an unorthodox pay style restaurant like I'd go to a Fogo de Chão

how do you pay there so they just bring around big heaping plates of of like steaks and you just like keep them coming it's like a rotating buffet kind of thing and that kind of non-stop wave after wave thing

makes me feel like I wait till they leave put something on my plate Just walk right out of there because they're not going to be looking for you. They're going to be getting your next little yummy. I think I'm wearing a Groucho Marx mask. And then when I leave, I take it off so they don't know what I look like. Oh, that works for most crimes. It does work for almost every crime.

Jeremy cracks crime. Yeah. Check out my episode of Tears of a Clown about crime. About crime. That just came out this week. Look forward to that. All right. Well, let's move on from this.

I feel like we've discussed every possible scenario. We didn't even read any answer. This one sickens me. Everyone just says because it's bad to do. Because it is dishonest. It is against the code of the samurai. Okay, this is a similar question. This is still in philosophy.

What would happen if it gets proven that human girls are supposed to be born with pink skin, yellow irises, and scar-like ridges on their cheeks? If they aren't, then they aren't earthlings. See, this one is the most philosophical of them all, I think. What would happen? It challenges my perception. the question the question ultimately is like what if what if a woman is not what if a woman looks weird that seems to sort of be yeah what if girls look different or no it's what if girls were supposed to look different and if they didn't look like that they aren't from earth so i guess

it would imply that all women are not from earth it's a triple negative is what happened there they added the word not too many times in there but specifically weird with pink skin yeah beautiful yellow is like a cat is not the implication that all women are from another planet in that sense from jupiter perhaps to get more stupider no men are from jupiter i thought more stupider i went to college venus no i went to college to get more knowledge that's true i know that i don't remember specific i mean you're talking about the world as it is we're talking about as it should be okay the question is what would happen if it gets proven that young girls are supposed to be born with pink skin yellow irises and scar like ridges on their cheeks fact if they

aren't then they're they aren't earthlings okay so all women this is this is like very oddly specific i don't really watch a lot of sci-fi so is he like referring to a specific kind of like character or is this just like something that he's the person's come up with his head um along the lines so i think women should look this way and they should have scars on their cheeks and if they don't then they're weird i think it would the implication right is that we would be a hunter predator species from space right if the human women are like earth women are actually an extinct race of people that you can't see anymore because we hunted them all um would you be surprised to discover that the person who asked this ethan clark has 329 questions all about how human women

have pink skin and yellow irises earth girls are they easy i would not be surprised i would be i i admire the consistency yeah in this like he's whatever's happened i'm really interested in like how he sort of has landed on this point that no this is what women should look like and the fact that they don't is the weird thing the ridges are what's getting me what's the best proof to prove to doctors that human girls have bright pink skin and vibrant yellow irises i don't know what the best proof is of that is this a is this a marvel thing because he says how do i tell my wife that Guardians of the Galaxy taught me that human girls have bright pink skin and vibrant

I don't remember that being a thing I mean I can kind of see it but I don't know if I'm just believing this wonderful fantasy that's been painted for me Jeremy's now googling girl pink skin the cryorians have pink skin but not yellow eyes

but they do kind of have those ridges on their cheeks yeah so this is an official marvel question I think he saw. For Quarrior's Marvel Question of the Week. Oh, they do have yellow eyes. I think that he saw this movie and he was like, this is what real women are. More of this.

Finally, one of these real women I'm looking for. We do love it, folks. Ladies, why don't you have pink skin, yellow irises, and ridges on your cheeks? Baby, you're making me feel like Star-Lord. There's no answers on this, by the way. There's two answers, and they're just like, seek help. that's fine you're not well it was an interesting philosophy question though let's move on to our politics segment the quiz course okay

no damn it you haven't done the show in two weeks can you tell can you tell by my button pressing it's all over the place today it's a mess the quiz course today's top political questions brought to you by the internet or uh dot com most inquisitive minds here are here on the questions website now we get sent a lot of questions that are just uh straight up racism yeah there's very little we can do with it yeah no for real people will send and you know i appreciate that people send us questions and it's our job to curate them it's not your job to curate them so keep sending them but sometimes it'll just be like should asian people exist it's like why are white women

what an interesting question well no like you know the question should be really be like what if asian people were supposed to have scars on their cheeks and yellow eyes that's a great question ridges really is what we're discussing um but that's not our question for today the thing is um while many of them are just racist and they are kind of fun to read not on a podcast um sometimes the phrasing on these questions is so powerful that it becomes a broader discussion entirely and i'm hoping this one this one this example brings that to the table today would america be better off if minorities were sheeple sheeple if they were part sheep they were sheep people yeah i guess this is someone who thinks

too highly of minorities he thinks that they should be uh they're too bold yeah by half uh they're they're they're like uh i guess well they're fully people yeah i think that this is okay so all minorities specifically to america so in america i know like soon most americans will speak spanish over english but i still think most americans like as a plurality are white okay so you have like 40 of the country's white or something 60 are a sheep human hybrid timid by nature with a wonderful fluffy wool coat that keeps them warm in the winter months and do they not have more in common together than against the human white menace sure uh and so would that would america be better off in that scenario and i for one can't say

it's very different than the world we live in yeah well we'd have a lot more um wool we'd have far more wool we'd become a wool powerhouse yeah we'd have more wool to go around we'd be like mega ireland i mean i mean it doesn't like it doesn't sort of like eradicate the problem because presumably like bearing in mind that like you know take taking from the position that he did this person doesn't mean sheep people um although you know this is uh i i'm taking the charitable position that he was but like say he wasn't say say what they meant was like what if what if uh minorities were all submissive the issue like the paranoia of like right-wing chuds is that it's about being outnumbered right and so i don't understand what the sort of benefit would be

if like you just created an even bigger number because at the moment minority is such a big question and like you know i can i can only i can only speak in very general terms but like the key thing is that like the minorities don't all think the same way right there are like contradictions and conflicts between them um which like are reflected in politics but if you just create if you said what if we just turn minorities into like one group um it still doesn't solve your problem of like feeling like you're outnumbered or not represented as like a member of like the white majority right like you are still being confronted by a much larger group of people who now have a singular grievance against you

specifically. But they're little sheep, so they're just so timid and shy about it. That is the lesson that I learned, that I got when I watched that movie Lamb. In which they ask the question, what if a boy was a lamb?

Oh, wow. I haven't heard of this one. What if an incredibly jacked parent comes in the middle of the night and crushes your bones? Whoa! Does anybody eat the boy lamb? in the movie i think the boys i think the boy is fine but the boy who is a sheep who is a lamb yeah um but it was it was this very music it was a very like i don't know it's very sort of

typical a24 film but like the jacked the jacked sheep or the jacked ram which sort of shows up at the end really really is something else um back to the question here although i will certainly check out lamb the hit motion picture um i don't know if this is on the contravert oh we lost the camera oh the internal temp's too high because it's spring and 50 all right well we've cut to just hussein for this part we have our camera oh yeah shit oh man it's gonna be a nightmare to edit dog i hate that alex i had to edit the last like five or six my computer's going to the minute alex comes home we're doing triple features um three angles anyway jesus christ uh what so i understand like the like implicit like uh so i don't know what community this is in

of uh they're like quora communities that are just like racist chat log on and be racist like is it okay to be white quora or controversial chat is usually just like right is my skin pure but this one's a little uh bungled i can tell that they were going for just like what if other races submitted to our domination and rule as sheep people. Yeah, but it would unite them against us. Again, the fact that they would all be sheep

would unite them as a herd. It would. It would. Genuinely, it would. And that's the moral of Christianity. I think we should do it. Why am I still looking at the camera? It's off. I don't know. Are you doing it today? This one's bad. I hope you're all happy with how this went.

We can't. We have to freeze. We have to put this camera in like a refrigerator in order to do the show it is room temperature in here would you guys want to be sheeple i think i'd be okay with being a sheep that's fine you can you can eat me go ahead eat me do you want to read one more question sorry what were you saying um what i was i was gonna i was gonna say something about like you know being the sheeple at the party about just asking people like would you eat me uh would you really eat me would you crush my bones uh that's all i really want um would i be happy being a sheep or i don't know it would sort of depend on like would

i still have to go to my day job like when i start to pay taxes like what i have to do yeah because like there are some important questions if you want to if you want to turn all the minorities into sheep human hybrids right like there there is a question of ecology there is a question of like land management you know you're creating you're creating like a new species question of lamb management yeah you've got to like you know you've got to really think this through like if you're changing your entire society like do you have enough like arable land to make this like a functional like fantasy for you um like really think about whether you actually want this think about what you're asking here yeah if they were sheep people

that's what you said i guess at the end of the day the question is as always what do you want me to do for you want me to do for you do what you want what is it do i be a sheep person do i become lamb boy are we're gonna go out on one more we're running a little long here as this is the first time this has ever happened do you want to do corbett and fruit so that i'm not a liar about i was thinking the same thing where i said you're never gonna hear that again because it would be weird if you just never hear it again this is of course our religion segment forbidden fruit that one's long too okay here's a question our final question how woke is the bible now this is an election year so keep that in mind jeremy's crossing his arms like a bad boy

how woke is the bible so this is the thing is famously the bible's like pretty woke yeah is when you actually read it it's always just like you know hey do what you want man yeah god notably has to be called he him right capital letters it's like the most the biggest pronouns it's one of the you have to capitalize them yeah ridiculous um you know it declares that it's a religion where like everyone is accepted regardless of like race or gender and that seemed that seemed a lot like a big dei like department to me right yeah uh there's that whole thing about sin and punishment and hell which if that's not cancel culture yeah kind of what is it's kind of the original yeah yeah so yeah it's pretty damn woke as a matter of fact

the actual sincere things i've seen like i've seen um like trap like right wing kind of like trad catholics kind of yell about this online and their sort of contention i mean like they have like a lot of kind of very complicated well not complicated but like very sort of convoluted statements about like who like at what point is christianity woke or not but their sort of central tenet is like the old testament was not woke and the new testament was woke agreed um i like that that's a differential they made it woke the old testament has all the best stories It's like the two daughters who gang-rape their father so that they can have extra of his children. And it's just like, I don't know what my point was for that, but isn't that crazy?

The Bible. And then the New Testament is just, they have one chapter that's just an episode of a Disney Star Wars show. Yeah, the New Testament's just like, on sharing. Jesus had three loaves of bread. Boring. It's better when it's more high fantasy stuff. Yeah, so you know what? i'm gonna go ahead and say it christianity they made judaism woke they made judaism woke and it's

yeah that's a good that's a good take if you want to be truly trad you have to convert to judaism it's one of the most based things is to be truly trad um are there any answers in here that aren't just like explaining the bible for This is the problem you get with this segment. Not at all, says E.O. Mill. Great name. When Miriam and Aaron, who were sister and brother respectively of Moses, rebuked Moses

for marrying a black woman. Wait, what? We all remember this one. As in Numbers 12.1, Yehovah inflicted Miriam with leprosy until Moses pleaded with Yehovah to heal her. So this is backing up what we said, which is the Old Testament is not woke. The Old Testament hated D.E.I.

It had a pre-woke period of the Old Testament. Damn. That's some good stuff, though. This makes me want to reread the Bible. Yeah, dude. It depends what part you read. Yeah, people, honestly, everyone's saying New Testament, woke as fuck, Old Testament, hell no. Okay, yeah.

And that's from the Atheism Now account. So I think they know their stuff. Yeah. Or they don't. I've been thinking about it a lot. This guy Rick says, everything woke is evil from Satan. The Bible is the opposite of woke. It sounds stupid, but I think it really is that simple for a lot of people.

They're just like, this is the thing I don't like and the thing I do like. No, they're not similar. They're opposite. What are you talking about? Literally opposite. By definition. Jesus is the definition of woke, for he is risen. Let's go.

Let's go. That's the episode. He kind of did wake up after three days. Wake me up. Son of the lamb. All right, we're closing out here. That's been the show. Jesus is three guys, though.

He's really a they them. There's so much to work with here. Sorry, I'll stop. And yet it's all over. I'm done. It's all done. We're going to think of a question to leave on. Yes.

In the meantime, before we whip that up, Hussein, where can our listeners find you at home and abroad uh yeah well you can find me at home in london with all the other core aces uh who all the other core well like core posters not core success for you guys we are not in london everyone stop saying we're in london all the people who have like various opinions about spirits and whether they'd mislead you or not um you can listen to me on trash future you can also listen to me on 10 000 posts uh those are the two podcasts So I do, uh, they come out, uh, twice weekly. Yeah.

Um, I'm on a lot of podcasts a week and I don't realize until afterwards, or you can follow me on Twitter slash X H because money, um, yeah, I think that's kind of it. Well, you make it look easy, honey. Um, for our show, there are bonus episodes every Thursday where we go on other websites, Facebook.com. Oh yes. The show is on patreon.com slash coordinators. Uh, we go on facebook.com.

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Support the show at patreon.com. Thanks to viewers like you, we can read about eating a pizza man. Do we have a question we want to ask Cora before we leave? So what did we talk about today? We talk mostly about eating, eating humans and pizza humans. If you could eat a human, what would be your favorite topping? What would be your favorite topping on a human? Should we ask a sauce?

Slather me in pizza sauce. Would you eat me then? Yeah, I think it's got to be a sauce. I think if it's like topping, it's too wide. I think it's like what sauce goes best with eating human. Oh, that's a really good one. I like that a lot. Sure.

So I've heard that like human meat, I've read that human meat tastes like game, like a type of um, it's close to guinea fowl. I've never had guinea fowl, but if it has a strongish flavor, and I've had duck before, so maybe like a hoisin sauce maybe, or you know, something with like a bit of like tart, but a bit of sweetness. Yeah, maybe some like Worcester sauce, that might be kind of cool. I think you can slap barbecue on anything. And that's something I've always been saying. Yeah, it's kind of like they call it the long pig.

Fernando's garlic chili. I think that works well with stuff. I don't know whether you guys have ever had it, whether it's available in the States, but I think that's like a good kind of universal sauce to have with a lot of your meat. Garlic chili, I've definitely had that on something. That's like the red sauce.

It's a red tangy sauce. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's kind of like it's a peri-peri sauce. I'm surprised to hear you say that it's like guinea fowl because everything I've heard is that human meat is like pig. I've also heard this. Because humans pretty much have a very similar skin to pigs. I mean, I've never – I don't know what it tastes like.

I just read it. Yeah, I just sort of read it. You don't know what humans taste like? You don't know? You've never had it? Jeremy's shocking the guest to silence with his no-holds-barred journalism. I'm preparing for when we get Orson Scott Card on the show. Okay, well, I'm excited to read our answers on that.

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