Quorators - Power Beyond Comprehension
Episode Date: September 16, 2024Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the possibility of finding human bon...es on the moon? What's the best way to vanquish the demonic Jezebel spirit in my wife? What is the most powerful prayer in Judaism? What are its effects? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
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Claire, did you know Jeremy doesn't have a laptop?
Yeah, I found out the other day.
Yeah.
He's like...
I was getting yelled at about this.
It's just surprising to me because you're pretty much Tron
and you live inside the computer
and you know how to do every computer thing,
but you're like, I don't want to do it on the go.
So I'm 30, so I'm the youngest person Alex knows.
That's correct.
And Alex will text me questions about how to use TikTok.
How do I rotate the image?
So because of that, Alex thinks I'm Tron.
what does it mean
when they say
of course
they're Costco guys
I'm just getting
texts at like
three in the morning
like who said
I'm cringe
how many monitors
do you got
just two
kind of a lot
kind of a lot
I like to sit down
at the computer
the thing is
I know that
you know
I want it to be
like a whole thing
oh I see
you want it to
spread your wing
you want to feel
like it's part of
your body
like Tron
yeah exactly
you're not beating
the Tron allegations today.
I like my eyes
to like roll back
and then I just sort of type
like it's coming from
my face.
That's Dune.
Yeah, you're being a mentat
I guess is what I was doing.
We can't keep talking about this.
By the way,
I was talking to my wife
about getting a doula today
and I almost said
they're pretty much a mentat,
aren't they?
Oh, God.
You can turn the music.
You're back in the Q house
The Quora Raiders
America's favorite Quora-based podcast
With Alex, Jeremy, and Clay
Please do not mess with the people we talk to on Quora
We are trained Quora professionals
Very well done
I should put that on a button
Because I trust myself to say it
But I will forget one week eventually
and then everything will go to shit
because they'll be like,
he didn't say it.
That's implicit proof.
Bully time.
Time to roll up my sleeves
and be mean to autistic people.
They become like activated.
It's the reverse of like
when it's the code word or whatever.
Yeah, it's a very pointless
Manchurian candidate
is what we're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
We got a lot of great stuff
for you this week.
This week we're kind of,
I was going through the doc
and there were a lot
