Quorators - Psycho Mode w/ Jordan Morris

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I dismembered a limb could I reattach it to any part of my body and expect it to survive? WHY WOMEN CHOOSE THE "BAD BOY" Do I really have to kill my brother? My brother disrespected god and he doesn't belive in god but not only that he tried to make me not belive in god. In the Bible you must kill someone who tries to trick you into not believing in him. Do I have too? --- Pre-order Jordan's Venom comic @ bit.ly/goofriends Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oh man, it's been like one minute and I'm already like moist as a clam. Because of the, you turned the fan off? God, it's fucking hot. I thought you meant you were getting too horny. Oh man, thinking about Maine. I'm soaked. Did you not install your AC, Alex? It's installed in the other room where I've closed the door.

I see. He's in the hot closet. I'm in a hot closet. I saw a tip online yesterday, if you put two icy water bottles behind a fan, it kind of makes an AC? I've heard about this. Have you heard about this? Have you seen this? I've heard this.

Oh, Joe, you're not interested? You're going to play a theme song over me? I'm playing the theme song over Alex's story. No, if you put two bottles behind a fan, it's the same as air conditioning. Folks, it's Quarators. Welcome back to America's premier Quora-based podcast. It's another week here in heaven. You're dead. We've got some great stuff for you today. We're going to go all over the internet and see just the wildest things.

You better bet your bottom dollar that it's going to be a great time. And for a great time, we need a great guest. And that's why we've invited on Venom's own Jordan Morris back to the show. Jordan, welcome back. Hi, it's me, a representative from the Venom Corporation. Here to have a great time. he has venom's suit and he has the venom's charm and you'll be seeing that on store today they let you try it on jordan yeah yeah everybody and you know you should i should mention i have

i'm you know i'm here to have fun i'm here to goof around but i'm also here to promote the amazing venom uh comic book miniseries coming out uh from me and artist luke ross coming out in september i'll talk a little bit more about it in the plug segment but yes when you do write something in the venom universe you do get use of the suit for one week okay cool yeah did it bring out your worst qualities or whatever i guess that's the black spider-man suit yeah yeah um i mean i just use it to jack off without using my hands wow it's called the stranger I didn't make great use of my week, honestly. The goo seems softer than a human hand.

It's itchy. It's goo. It's goo, yeah. I don't know. It could be itchy goo. Sex is all about goo. Grow up. What if there's stuff in the goo?

There is stuff in the goo. Allergens in the goo. When I'm done with it, there's pollen in the goo. There's damn pollen in the goo. Oh, weather report. I almost forgot the Warriors weather report. If you're putting on your clothes, take some off. Too hot.

Hot now, hot for the next six weeks. Wear less clothes. Alex, do you ever consider wearing a nice little ponytail to get that flank of hair off the back of your neck? Yeah, it's probably going to happen mid-episode here. But the thing is, and you know, I prefer the top knot pony over the behind the head pony. And my hair's not quite long enough. So I end up with behind-the-head pony, and that's just something I have to deal with. Just a little peek behind the scenes.

Before we started recording, Alex had a fan on him, and his hair was blowing very majestically. It was beautiful, honestly. And it's got an open linen shirt. You look like you're on the cover of a romance novel. You look like you're a sexy stable boy here to whisk us away from our cold, unfeeling husbands. Right, and now with the fan-off, he's a sexy, unstable boy, because he's falling apart. Women like that. That's good to them. I could fix him. I could stabilize this boy.

This guy's kind of like a Venom suit. I feel like I could wear him, but use him for good. Anyway, Jordy, you've been on Quora before. Has anything changed since you've been on? I can't remember. There's a lot more AI now. Yeah, I think that's the main thing about Korra now, is it's equal parts kind of atheist bad faith questions

and AI weirdness. So I'm going to go ahead and say it's better than ever. It's back and it's better than ever. You were on the show maybe two whole years ago. Yeah, I was on it in the pre-Claire era. Yeah. I thought Claire was even born. before i came out of the goo yeah you were still swimming around in the goo

we were locked in a different closet at cracked.com which jeremy has he's in there now as you can see we're on zoom because alex's wife has has strep throat is the context that needs to be said i think right and so i had to do more parenting but jeremy's background is that the cracked office we used to be in, and they would close the door on us in there, and it also got quite hot. So that was pretty dangerous as well. Yeah, we're all just kind of sweating it out in our various home offices. I think we're

all going to make wait for our high school wrestling match, though. Nice, man. Jordan, did you do wrestling in high school? You guys all wrestle in high schools, right? Alex did wrestle in high school. Alex was telling me recently that he only... I wear it on my sleeve. You said only a few years ago you've gotten over

randomly wrestling your friends without asking them that's right which consent is sexy i'm glad that we became closer after this ended because otherwise i'd be like in the hospital i think this is my signature personality trait through the age of like 29 was i would have two beers and then start pushing people yeah and uh i would get a lot of feedback of like oh i don't i don't do that i don't know how to do that And I would interpret that as, like, oh, good, I have the advantage. And so that kind of lets you really start grappling with people. But after a while, you do have to consider, like,

this is really rubbing some folks the wrong way. They don't want to throw down. To tackle them to the ground. They don't want to throw hands at the bar with Alex. At the bar, usually just, like, some girl I don't know's house. A nice bistro. It's a dinner party. It's not even like a regular party.

You're meeting the boys at the bistro, picking them up into a fireman's carry. Oh, my martini. You start using the empty wine bottles as weapons. Do I hear a baby crying in the back again? Yes, of course you do. She's always falling down. She kind of seems like she has the grappler's heart in her as well,

because she likes to kind of play rough already. She's 18 months old. I don't have the space of the week button. But we should just go to, sing us in, Alex. Okay. Wee-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-space of the week. Now, this week's theme is psycho mode, and this was kind of an organic choice,

but also a choice that matches Venom, who's kind of a psycho Spider-Man. I love this. Thank you for, God, thank you for just creating a whole show around my plug. I really appreciate it. But Jordan, you know this is a Venom podcast, though. We mostly talk about Venom on this show.

I do know that the podcast has gradually become a Venom podcast. And Claire, you've never ingested any Venom media, right? And again, I started watching it. And it was a homework assignment to watch it. We did do an episode about Venom 2, but Claire did not watch it. It was Venom 3. And we recapped the entire thing from start to finish. And Claire didn't watch it.

I watched a little bit of it where he says, Aloha, bitches. Yeah, that's right. Aloha, bitches. I mean, hola, bitch. He doesn't even know what language he says bitch is in. That's the only thing I remember. I mean, Venom goes to Hawaii. Fucking great pitch, by the way.

Yeah, that is a good idea for a movie. Claire, you accidentally wandered into maybe the greatest Venom story of all time. Eddie, we have to do a luau. There used to be a king here, Eddie. Venom should do everything the Brady Bunch did, and then I'll pay attention. uh-huh marsha marsha marsha madam gets hit with a football and breaks his nose before the big dance i don't know how we deal with it anyways i didn't say what space we're on the space we're on we're back on psychopath level which we have been here before this is a wonderful

space it has around 36 000 followers so it's a good mid-sized space here on quark even kind of big and uh it is mostly helmed by the great michael bob who is a character who makes a lot of lists and we're going to be exploring some of those today yeah the main one that you you put here is he's he's got brutal advice for people in their 70s and then a picture of oppenheimer well yeah not even sort of killing it we don't know who he's playing oh but i don't have quora Plus. Oh, because you're not logged into the damn account? Oh, man. And the list

is so long, it gets cut off by Quora Plus. Oh, no. Well, we can read the first 17 tips. Really, really, really funny. It really gets good at 18, though. I guess that's enough. Yeah. Okay, so this is brutal advice. This isn't something you're gonna want

to share with somebody who's kind of frail in their 70s. This is somebody who's tough. Okay, well. Brutal advice. AARP can be used to get discount movie tickets sorry sorry that rocks your world jordan you're joking that you're joking but that pretty much is what this list is discounts aarp could get you this is number one brutal advice tip stay active with a short walk every day to maintain balance and mobility brutal my world is rocked oh you gotta pretend i'm going

nuts my whole sense of self is crumbling with that nice tip that works for anyone of any age brutal tip number two begin each morning with gentle stretches to keep your body flexible it's almost the same as tip number one too i might add those are kind of samey they could honestly reading these tips i'm glad we can't see all of them because they seem pretty similar to each other is he making money off this and getting paid by the tip somehow so he's just kind of like well it's michael bob we're a plus which i don't really understand but maybe somehow they're getting paid through it like in a uh twitter kind of way oh yeah for every podcast that does 10 minutes about you you make one thousand dollars good gig uh number three is choose smaller lighter meals

that are easier to digest. Again, that's for anybody. I could follow this advice. Yeah. By 70s, it's almost too late for you. You might as well keep doing what you're doing. Yeah, your stomach's probably fucked up. I got GERD at like 27.

One of the main symptoms of GERD is wrestling your friends. Your comedian friends who are built like stick figures. They never see it coming. All Jeremy's friends have cauliflower ear. What are you laughing about now? Oh, listen, funny man.

See how funny you are when I throw you through a table. UCB training didn't help you with this. And here comes Alex with the UCB chair. I'm always bringing up the UCB in a lot of these physical engagements. Oh, yeah, you have to. They have a whole wrestling thing. Number four, also tied in, include enough protein in your diet to help preserve muscle strength. sure number five is drink water

good general advice for anyone of any age we can only see the top 17 but this is by a psycho and uh is it getting more brutal as we go is that the idea is that maybe by the end it's like oh my god i hate this fucking website sign up twice pay them twice the last one we can see is just avoid eating large meals late at night, which is pretty brutal. I'm gonna do it! I do love to do that. Yeah, yeah. If you like a midnight snack, that is some pretty brutal

advice. That's a highway to GERD, though, as Alex would know. Highway to GERD. Claire just got a job writing for Weird Al, so she's been trying to slip it in all the time. That's my level of psychopath.

Yeah, it's not psychopath, Beth Al, that would be even more intense. I need some songs about Venom. Do you guys have any opinions on the Eminem-Venom rap that appears over the credits of the first movie? I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do. Oh, good.

It's a 10 out of 10. Perfect song. Claire's first episode here, we spent a large chunk of time discussing it. yeah i guess my opinion is that i like when he goes venom venom me too i like that a lot we determined that claire claire's only frame of reference for venom was the song first she had not heard she had not heard eminem sing it had just heard someone else so to claire for a while the movie was like based on the song kind of like nine to five or

coal miner's daughter it's kind of from the twisted mind of Marshall Mathers a gooey Spider-Man he's a storyteller a hero so twisted what if Spider-Man was from Detroit

he wanted to put his wife in a trunk I had a fifth of Vodka Eddie I don't know how we're gonna get off of Venom because we got another like 50 minutes I'm just gonna keep ending up back here what else is going on at psychopath level

what else is going on at psychopath level I think we're done with brutal advice for people in their 70s I don't think there's much more to see on that have mercy we do have uncomfortable truths men need to hear oh jeez Keanu Reeves looking

very young honestly he's being presented with bad news here okay so he's hearing this this truth making him uncomfortable you could tell his his butt's tight brutal truths for men avoid processed foods it's kind of a nice general piece of advice for anybody it's a picture of kiana reeds receiving a bad review for dog star so this one's a little bit more brutal than the other learn kung fu just by downloading it into your brain practice kung fu for years it's gonna take years uh number one is no girl will ever love

you unconditionally damn damn it whoa sorry keanu does that make you uncomfortable this is kind of an anti-mom's post you're looking for unconditional love motherfucker that's why you need jesus christ That's what's up Just pivots into Christian stuff And add her religion Number two You are nothing but the actions that you take

And the value you provide Feeling uncomfortable? Yeah Oh this is confusing Nobody cares about your Personality in quotes Whoa they don't? Which is I guess part of two

I think they do I think people love my personality I think so. I don't know. Guys are all about personality. Yeah, it's kind of their big thing. It's their thing. People want, they want me to start wrestling them.

No, Alex, no. That's his quirk. I know, Alex, you're so adorkable, just wrestling people in public. Don't want to be wrestling. Number three, there can be no winners without losers. If you're not willing to be competitive, then you are destined to be a loser.

Damn it. What if I'm just not playing the damn game? I'm not really competitive. I do feel like I'm often losing things as well. Is this tied together in some way? I feel like you're pretty competitive, Alex. I don't know what to tell you. I've seen you get really into the Dune board game.

Well, I lost to you last time we played with a lot of grace. And I said, Jeremy, good job. With losers. So thank you for taking that role for me, Alex. To be clear, that's a different tip on here. It's like the winner of the Dune board game, whoever has the most spice at the end. Is that like the...

This is a great question, Jordan. It actually is a big part of who is the winner of the dude board game. If you're using your resources correctly, you'll actually have close to zero spice at the end of the game because you'll have converted it to a victory point. Okay, yeah. You don't want to hoard that spice. No, no, no.

You'd end up being like Baron Harkonnen if that happened. Stabbed by his own granddaughter. Anyway. Spoilers for Dune. Girls don't care about all the things you did for them if you stop being their best option. Oh. Brutal.

Claire, is that true? We both asked at the same time. Girls don't care about all the things you did for them. Yeah. Damn it. Sorry, I was trying to think of something more conclusive and more interesting, but it's just true. And it's going to be uncomfortable for you to think about.

And you don't love anyone unconditionally. There's conditions on it. Unless you become a baby or a dog, you're you're out of there yeah become a baby or a dog i've been a baby before i could do it again us girls unconditionally love our babies and our dogs that's true all you care about is dog but what if there's a better option for what if another dog comes oh yeah it's like a baby dog yeah oh no number five you need to be able to tolerate stress if all you want to do is be comfortable then you won't ever be more than average oh no don't tell me that i don't know

what to tell you yeah i guess that that's true keep in mind these are just tips for men for women you have to be comfortable avoid stress women do the opposite non-binary people just pick one just do it or don't do it lean in number six luck does not exist you need to make your life happen if you want hot girls and fast cars and i do for it or you'll never get it how are you working for it how are you putting in the effort to get clocking clocking in how are you clocking in to get hot girls can i i played video games i collected the most spice and converted it into other resources to get victory points.

I lost to Jeremy at Dune. Now, again, I think these are great. I think you should do all of these. Take these to heart. Make these your gospel. Do we know anything about the person posting these?

Like, what is their... Michael Bob? Yeah, do we know anything about Michael Bob? Honestly, not really. He mostly just posts lists. I appreciate you trying to make Michael Bob

more interesting than he actually is, Jordan. I wish I could Google anything about him. Is he an author? Is there anything? Don't try to understand him. He's an enigma. He has probably a fake name, so we can't even Google him.

I bet he looks great. But he's just a mysterious guy who doles out tips for various types of people and celebrities. It feels like a compulsion of some sort, like something a psychopath might do. I don't understand why the space is psychopath level and all it does is give life advice. Why is one of the topics 1984 by George Orwell? Because you have to keep reading. It's going to come up at the bottom.

Okay, okay. Number seven is you are running out of time. Hey, try to win things. Be nice to girls. Number seven, you are going to die soon. Men, entropy is destroying the stars. And then number 10 is your freedom is under attack. George Orwell's 1984 is becoming a reality

The only way to escape slavery Is financial independence Follow the space if you want to appreciate me I want to That's a big upvote from me pal I really want to But I just can't seem to Claire

This is for guys only Oh right 1984 1984 is not becoming a reality For women No it's just for the fellas It's our data that's being collected We're being ruled by Big Brother

The land before time Is becoming reality Dinosaurs are going extinct The land before time You can tell Alex had a baby One and a half years ago Watching children's movies Because his references have gone from things like Venom

To the land before time This movie predicted everything Mothers will get killed by Sharptooth All mothers will eventually become killed by Sharptooth. Honestly, like, I'm gonna have to go off on that. She gets so many licks in on Sharptooth. It's crazy to see a long neck perform that well

in a physical confrontation. Yeah. It's highly unorthodox, highly unlikely. And this Sharptooth gets fully, I guess, top control on her back with its big T-Rex mouth. And she just slaps it with his tail. She gets, like, three perfect parries off on Sharptooth. It's incredible.

I mean, some say Littlefoot's mom was the original girl boss. I think so. I'm surprised she didn't live at the end of the fight, because it just looked like she kicked his ass. Oh, well. Check out Land Before Time. There's one more list we have here, which is why women choose the bad boy.

Claire? I've always wanted to know this. I've always wanted to know this. Finally, someone explains it to me. And then there's a picture of Before Sunrise, which is, I guess Ethan Hawke's like a bad boy in that. Kind of a bad boy. He's a complicated guy. He's talking about like.

Well, complicated, yes. He's a nuanced boy. Yeah, he's a nuanced boy. A boy with many facets. Maybe women just choose the nuanced boy at the end of the day. Find a woman on a train, number one. Meet her at three different points in your life. it's worth mentioning this post is not by michael bob this is by nasir khan so it may have a

different vibe to it now we do do we know anything about nasir khan you know written a book or you trained at all in psychology or something he's former senior analyst at credit okay he one time ran into a woman and agreed to meet her in 10 years but didn't that's not on here this is a reference to this movie i haven't seen oh sorry everybody's talking about this movie I haven't seen. Check out Before Sunrise. No one wants to talk about Land Before Time with me. I think you'd really like it. It's a lot like Venom 2.

Venom and Carnage meet each other at three different points in their lives. The movie you did not watch was Venom 3, Claire. Venom 3. Whatever. He's on a horse. The last dance. The horse becomes him, right? Doesn't the horse become Goo?

Or he becomes horse? The layers of it are very They become joined, Claire. One doesn't become the other. They become one being. It's basically marriage. One only has so much time in their life to watch Venom

and films. Didn't you go to the theaters and watch the Michael Jackson movie recently? I choose to go to the theater and watch the Michael Jackson movie. You go to the theater and watch Scary Movie 6? And thoroughly enjoy Scary Movie 6

and what they have to say about the substance. Is Venom in Scary Movie 6? They don't talk about him in there, right? It's not a scary movie. They wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole, Jeremy. He's too powerful in Hollywood. Shaq is. Don't worry.

Shaq is in Anthony Anderson. No. That's cool. There's some star power. There's some star power. Shaq's friend, the General, in it? I wish. He helped him out so much.

The insurance cartoon? Yeah. The General helped Shaq. when no one would give him insurance or something something something i don't know i i used to like the general a lot but then i like recently went on his wikipedia and read about like all the war crimes he committed in uh vietnam and it was oh yeah he's kind of a fucked up guy oh sorry i'm there's some sort of car alarm going on outside my place can you guys hear it nope no okay i could hear alex's fan clear i want to hear it the fan is not on i know i know i'm dying you're glistening

you're getting redder it's kind of nice why do women choose the bad boy am I the only one who wants to know read it Alex read it I'm so sick of them choosing him number one he doesn't ask for permission

it does kind of sound like the bad boy is outside. It was really perfect timing the way you set it up and we couldn't hear it and then the one lull it really popped off. Yeah, it's the harsh truths alarm when a truth

is just too intense. When it has the danger of destroying the human mind. There's a bad boy outside Jordan's house. I tried to break into a car. And all the ladies are swooning. I'm telling you.

I want to hear that honk. All right, so the bad boy doesn't ask for permission. The nice guy often waits to be accepted before expressing desire. Okay. Number two. Do you guys do that? Do you guys wait to be accepted before expressing desire? Oh, I'm always expressing my desire.

I love to express my desire. Jordan's kind of a bad boy. Alex and I have been dating our wives since we were children. So I don't know that we're involved in the why women choose the bad boy quiz. It's a little earlier here. L.A., so I'm expressing my desire for a cup of coffee right about now. Uh-oh. Jordan,

watch yourself. Java, Java Joe. I'm trying to get through a podcast here. Number two, the bad boy doesn't. He speaks directly. He takes initiative. He makes decisions without constantly checking

if everyone approves first. Is it okay if I wrestle you? That's what a goddamn beta cuck says. No, the bad boy just starts wrestling. The bad boy gets too drunk at a wedding and throws you to the ground. The bad boy analyzes who to be friends with at the open mic based on how tall they are in their breach.

That's probably true. Number three, confidence feels attractive because it signals emotional security. That's it. That's the whole tip. Number four, he doesn't apologize for wanting her. Sorry about my boner. I wish I didn't want you. I'll try and make it go down, madam.

Number five, weak men hide attraction because they fear rejection. Number six, the bad boy is comfortable with tension. Number seven, he can flirt without over-explaining himself. He can show interest without acting needy. He's not ashamed of masculine desire. This sounds like you're horny for the bad boy. God, I get it. He can pick me up, put me on his shoulders, swing me around.

That's fun. Number eight, the emotional boldness creates chemistry. Okay. Number nine, he doesn't text back in two seconds. Instant replies are not the problem. Desperation is. That feels so specific. like what right this guy clearly was in an argument about this so he's the bad boy because

he's bad at texting right yeah i guess the idea he doesn't actually he doesn't have to go to every dinner with her family it's like that's just some weird argument i had i'm following a lot of these bad boy tips in terms of not texting well that's something i've always been good A bad boy is hard to schedule a podcast recording. A bad boy is too silly in his texts. He has the Quora

Plus account, but isn't hosting the Zoom. I will say that this podcast was easy to schedule. I was just making a joke before. I wasn't trying to... I do think mostly it is a podcast hosted by good boys, and that's kind of why we're not...

We're not attractive the same way as matt rife we're constantly apologizing for wanting our guests i'm sorry i wanted you to come on i don't like that i'm so sorry look at this picture of paul of tompkins he came once i hope that makes you want to do it um have you guys thought about you know doing a bad boy pivot but maybe moving the show to Austin where comedy is legal. I'd love to do it. I'm paying so much in taxes right now as a broke podcaster. Right.

If I could just go over there and talk about trans people for a little bit. Just two minutes on Kill Tony, and I know they only give you one. You're going to go out in demand two. A bad boy would take two, and he wouldn't ask about it. That's got to be the saddest thing. They only give you one minute? Yeah, it's like an open mic. They only give you one minute.

Isn't that brutal? Tony Hinchcliffe is the world's most famous open mic host fucking sucks and most people don't get on they just go and they make a pilgrimage to Austin and they wait like hours and hours to not do one

minute of racist comedy you gotta text the guy with the bucket you gotta text him and be like I gotta show I can't stay for this hook me up the guy with the bucket is just Shane Gillis or whatever Yeah, you text Shane Gillis, you go, I hate Texas.

Let me go in the first group. I want to go back to New York tonight. Oh, man, there's a lot of these. Okay, maybe we'll just pick some of the best ones. All right, read number 12. Number 12 is scarcity creates curiosity. I like that. It's like an economic principle.

That's interesting. Disappear for days at a time. The value add of pussy getting. there's so many there's like 30 something oh you know there's one up there that i don't necessarily agree with the bad boy plans the date i think that's a good boy move that is a good that is a good boy move but he makes decisions this is like you should order for your lady at the table right she'll have the salad and i'll have the meat platter that That does sound good.

I'll have her sides. Bring me her sides. She doesn't get to have sides. She'll have the check, please. Yeah. You order the check for your date? That's a power move. I'll do the surf and turf and she'll have the check.

And then you like high five the waiter. Uh-huh. And then you have sex with the waiter. Huge win for men in this hypothetical. She eats the check. Well, she eats half the check, and then she takes the rest home. Read this comment from Gerald in Japan, Alex. Gerald in Japan.

This is where the real discourse is. Gerald in Japan, on June 15th, so pretty recently, said, Excellent analysis, except for one thing. You've described a perfect gentleman, not a bad boy. That's what I'm saying, Gerald in Japan. A bad boy superficially embodies the qualities of a perfect gentleman, but he is at heart a bad person, hence the name bad boy. The bad boy will exploit women for personal gain

The perfect gentleman will use his power for good Not evil 98 out of votes I disagree, I think you're wrong, Gerald I don't think a bad boy is evil I don't think a bad boy is a villain Gerald, you're talking like a gaijin No, he is, he's a bad boy

But he's not evil He's a good bad boy He's just mercurial You have to try to change him, but you can't He bad He's bad. I don't know why you would think he's good in this situation. I'm not saying he's good.

I'm just saying he's not evil. He's good bad. You're so down bad for the bad boy, Jeremy. It's so pathetic. Wearing a leather jacket doesn't mean that you're using your powers for evil. We're exploiting women. You're leading a snail trail on cam for the bad boy. You literally are, though, Alex.

I know. You're so wet. I'm visibly making a snail-like physical appearance happen in real time. but you're the one who's doing it for the bad boy. Well, you think Alex is sweating, but it's vaginal discharge coming out of his forehead, making his forehead ready for sex. And yeah, he's a squirter.

Yeah, Alex squirts. Guilty. For the right boy, for the bad, for a boy bad enough. I squirt for bad, his car says. Can we get out of this space? Yeah, that's enough. This one was emailed to me today. I've had more than enough psychopaths.

A bad boy calls in a bomb threat to a hospital. It's just a picture of T.J. Miller. Yeah. He's a pretty bad boy. I mean, he's kind of a bad boy. He's a pretty bad boy. I would say he's one of the baddest. Hollywood thought they could fix him, and they could not.

They could not. Not even putting him in the Yogi Bear movie. No. They even removed the tumor from his brain. It didn't help. If you're in the Yogi Bear movie and that doesn't do it, there's no hope for you. Yeah. All right, let's go on to our medical questions.

We're already off on a medical tangent here. This is QuoraMD. Ba-da-ba-da-da-da. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. We don't have any of the sound effects. You guys are triple threats. You guys do podcast hosting, singing, and wrestling.

We do. I thought you were saying two of us could sing and one of us had blessed the podcast. that's it it's a threat yeah a lot of people say it's singing dancing acting but right right it's singing hosting and leaving those are the three threats this question is if i dismembered a limb could i reattach it to any part of my body and expect it to survive what psycho asked this question i mean i hate to keep going here but venom could Venom could do this

This is a total Venom move I don't know how I didn't Nail the theme as Venom This week Venom is the theme Venom like questions Claire and I are both in black too Which is Venom's main color

And I'm squirting Anderson Moore who is a paramedic Says any part no We don't know why he stopped being a paramedic He could have been fired they read my quora responses a severed limb can be grafted to other areas of the body and this is done at times to keep it viable until further surgeries can reattach the limb but it isn't a case of just sewing it on

anywhere the body part must receive an adequate blood supply meaning a site must be selected which can both supply enough blood while also preventing the tissues originally served by that blood supply okay so i am curious then if you could like if you could reattach okay okay all right photo of a foot hand there's a hand on a foot it's a foot hand that's how you get hand foot mouth disease is that what that does it's all over preschools what about this foot hand foot hand they put a hand on a foot is that a like a cat dog theme footloose i got you claire that was really good i think al's gonna like that one i'm psycho al okay why why did he post this foot hand we gotta read a little more

what it is i'm sorry that i know this is bad podcasting but i saw a hand growing out of a foot and just completely stopped reading the question is can you put a limb anywhere and the answer is yeah look at this foot hand I mean there's a lot of there's a lot of foot freaks out there if you're tired of if you're tired of feet yeah you know this is like kind of the

next step up what if what if also hand what if you attach a hand to your ankle yeah it gets even hotter you know how people the foot the foot people do like sometimes fuck feet this would be perfect for that don't they have like foot shaped fleshlights isn't that

of thing yeah foot with hole with a sort of pussy uh pussy vibe hole in foot yeah i don't need to eat something where where is the hole in the foot in the foot do i need to look up foot fleshlight on my computer i don't like it when it's on my computer i like it more when it's on alex's computer bad i like it better now actually i think it's a good idea claire is sweating for us clear i like the idea that these guys are eating the pussy hole on the fleshlight before they they're very generous all right there's two different approaches here oh you could fuck through the ankle there's a lot of options here wait wait oh yeah see look you could go through the the pad if you read the rest of the url i just need to point this out the

full title is Vajankle Realistic Feet Fetish Vaginas. Vajankle. Some of these are feet and they're cut off a little above the ankle and the ankle itself is a vagina. That's like a vagin bone. You cut off their

leg and then where the bone would be is a vagina. You go through the top. And again, we haven't seen the whole website, but none of these have hands. Guys, we have found an untapped market. Put a hand on there. And then some of these do have the vagina

in the bottom of the foot that kind of look like a sort of like Jesus or something. Depending on what you're into. Touch his wound. Touch his wound with your penis to see if it's real. Are these like specific women's feet? Isabella, Patricia, Olivia. This is actually perfect for my sexy

take on the Bible that I'm putting together soon where Doubting Thomas has to fuck Jesus' feet holes to see if he's really there. Oh man, they also have an ultra realistic feet section that I guess you can just buy. So these wouldn't have a hole in them.

These have no holes because they're too realistic. They're still severed feet. That's important. They don't come with a woman. It seems like they're like $180 to about $340. That seems to be the $335 for Abby. That's not bad. Well, that's probably in euros. So we're looking actually at something

a little more expensive. All these feet are European. Huh. Oh yeah. Not a lot of diversity within the feet. yeah hey foot silicone foot fetish site do better do better do better it's got to be white woman feet there's a lot there's beautiful feet of all colors feet so white yeah all feet vaginas feel the same with the lights off damn okay that'd be cool if they had a glow-in-the-dark one that would be cool that would be cool or a black light one yeah that would be extra cool awesome

there really is all white all white feet yeah this is gross and me yeah um i'm on the frequently asked questions and just how realistic is it is the first oh actually it's how realistic it is is the top question and the answer is you will be impressed believe us the feel the trutch a visual delight for an everyday

use or dispally you know I would say when you that feels like a good word for like when you touch a silicone pussy foot you're trutching it dude do you trutch those feet bro

Gotta get that trudge. How realistic it is. Is it safe to use for penetration? Those products have been designed with use in mind. Oh, thank God. That would be funny if it's like, is it safe for penetration? And the answer was, God, no, no. No, no, no.

This is for looking. This is for trutching. It's a foot. A trutch. You can look, but you cannot trutch. You could eat the hole. You could lick the hole. Eat the hole.

Put a flower in it. use it as a vase yeah that's nice that's a kind of a fun that's kind of fun it could be beautiful yeah fun conversation piece like what is that and you're like that's olivia she is beautiful all right sorry guys is this the new podcast every episode we go on feet fetish.com listen there's only so many Korras if Claire you're not

we looked you up on wiki feet right you're not on there we tried to get you well I don't know that was a long time ago should I look up Claire O'Kane wiki feet and you've been putting your feet on cam pretty regularly I put them on cam when cause we saw I wasn't on there and we go let's change that no I don't see I see uh I guess uh

I guess you just haven't made the big time huh and your website oh me nude yeah you can definitely see that if you want I'm not gonna click bad easily accessible you haven't made the big time like cath barbadoro i know where's our foot freak fans get get clear on the website maybe just just for funsies i mean i don't want to come off as egotistical or anything oh yeah dude do me i might be on there i bet jordan's on there this is an absolute jordan's on there he knows he's on there oh no wait hold on hold on this

is a different guy there's a soccer player i forgot that would be the guy who's on there too He uses his feet for a living So much How are his ratings though? I bet those puppers are bashed up too He's doing pretty well This is just people kissing That's not what I want at all

Can't even see their feet Jeremy, go back to Quora I'm not in the room, go back to Quora Let's just look at what the other Jordan's ratings are And it's 4 out of 5 4 is high I bet I could get a 5 I'm not in the room.

There's no way I could physically reach the computer and make him go to Quora. Get Claire and Jordan on wiki feet. I could get... I don't think he's injured. I think I could get a five because I think people like feet that are eczema ravaged. Oh, no.

Yeah. They do like a complicating factor and a story. And I have both. Every foot has a story. Do you need? I'm looking up Alex Patak. Jeremy, you must go back to Quora. he's too scared he doesn't want to know it's a quora podcast you don't want us to know you have

a two no results for either of us alex okay none of us are on there no little piggies bummer do you want me to look up more about this question i mean no we can move on we got like eight other questions this guy's leg is backwards you like that the answer is you can go crazy with this shit try limbs all kind of ways the nightmare before christmas doctor is way ahead of you on this one what is a dead body being cut up symbolize in dreams oh great question great question by that's not by our i don't know that i've had this dream so i couldn't really say maybe it's time for me to listen it's by lee l the question who's an artist yeah and they love name of the lint wind by patrick rothfuss which i have read two times how is it it's fire you like it if it's we read

it's a genre of fantasy book that files under really cool boys is that one of those is that one of those like series that is like never gonna end though like didn't they like never finish it or something yeah uh so the guy wrote two books and everyone went crazy for it and then it was like a george rr martin thing where he's like i'm gonna blow it if i make the third one yeah and then it hasn't come out it's been like 10 years okay gotcha what is a dead have you guys ever had a dream about cutting up a dead body i have one i have a reoccurring dream i'm not cutting it up but uh i'm i'm stumbling upon it and uh the rest of the dream is everyone thinks that i cut it up and hit it uh under at the bottom of a creek or whatever and i have the

whole dream is me like trying to be like no i don't know where this came from and i'm like I'm running away from being arrested. Guys, I don't even know where bodies come from. I don't even know what you are. That's me in the dream. Is the body someone you know? No, it's a stranger. My recurring dream is I'm trying to take off a sweatshirt and it gets stuck.

Is that true? Everyone's like, why'd you do this, Jordan? Does your head come off or you just get stuck? I just can't get the sweatshirt off. I think it grows ever tighter around my head. That's scary. I would like to see the answers on this, Quora. I almost called it a Reddit.

God, it's hot in here. I've talked about this on this podcast, but I had a recurring dream in college that I would walk into the bathroom and pull my teeth out, and I looked it up, and my understanding is that every single recurring dream means that you're going through changes. I used to have a scary dream about Goldar. The Power Rangers villain?

Yeah, he's kind of Rita Repulsa's main motherfucker. What was the dream? That means you're going through changes. He gets me. He comes and kicks my ass. Goldar appears in times of great change. He wipes the floor with you and your friends. Oh, my God.

Look how fucking long this one answer is. This is the longest answer I've ever read. I bet the dream interpretation people are fucking awful on here. We should probably give this a chance This is by D. Finnegan Oh, this guy's saying you should research Reptilian dream control Manipulation

Okay, see, I think we're all Interested in this, I think we should give it A chance here Most people will give you mundane answers Because they themselves have absolutely no Clue, all they can do is interpret however Way they imagine the answer is Rather than actually knowing the real answer

Can I ask you a question? That's a really good start to your answer, by the way. Can I ask you a question? Have you ever heard about lucid dreaming or dream control? If you have, then you are aware our dreams can be controlled by us if we gain the ability, but you need to dive deeper with that revelation. If our dreams can be controlled by us, then who is to say that if we are not in control of them,

that they are certainly being controlled or manipulated by someone else or something else? What do we think about this? That's a great question that he asked us. I don't think this is answering the question at all. can i ask you a question i'm having a great time this is clearly somebody who has a thing they want to talk about what is what makes it reptilian that's what i'm stuck on oh why do we don't know yet i never understand that i hope it doesn't have anything to do with any sort of ethnicity

oh okay it might it might it might i don't think so well in this case i feel like that's one of those things that i'm like always too embarrassed to ask about when people are like well that's like our reptilian brains and i'm always like yeah that's right oh that's just in reference to like the brain stem and the simple parts of the brain in the back because the big frontal lobe is in like mammals and higher animals but uh i think the reptilian thing and we've come across this on on quarators plus many times is a species of alien who are able to disguise themselves and get up to shenanigans and they people they make you dream things like um everybody's looking for a body that you clearly chopped up but you lie about it and stuff like that interesting you

think it's oh so you think this is somebody who thinks that it's aliens or you know from under the earth or whatever lizard people who are like putting this dream into claire's head yeah that's what well they're manipulating it and controlling so that's a pretty good answer i'm not gonna read all 10 000 words but it just this just needs a little bit of spacing too it's just a pretty big chunk of text i mean yeah i mean maybe the and it very important it ends in namate which is namaste spelled wrong uh sorry these are all so long here you go someone says the motif of death and dismemberment comes up in dreams whenever the dreamer has made significant transformation of their life.

Change. It's the same as a dream about Goldar. It's an impending meeting with Goldar. It's the same thing. Vote for Goldar. Their grandfather in the dream can represent the traditional patriarchal order, including traditional Christianity.

This is what is transforming in you. The grandfather can also represent the archetype of the wise old man, wisdom. I don't know about that. There's a lot of different meanings for grandpa in this. grandpa seems kind of well grandpa famously represents old man right or a coming typhoon it's just like whatever grandpas can mean a lot of things my grandfather represents christianity

thank you for asking google young namate namate grandpa i just like i like that his advice was here's a philosopher to google complete their entire body of work check out the collective i like this josh t i have had a dream where i have a random guy in a old tub with the little feet on the bottom of it and i have him hanging halfway and i put with my knee on his chest to keep him still and i'm sawing his arm off with a hacksaw what does that mean josh i love this way to make it about you josh yeah let's see what else josh is up to jeremy he's gonna he's gonna saw you up i commented this means you're going through your whole that your full name is in your court i'm not even on wiki feet he's

riffing with josh he has gotten a cool like you know clawfoot antique bathtub josh josh has a great uh interior design sense in his dreams it seems like that's not a clawfoot bathtub it's a baby changer and he's written place sacrifice here on it and then a pentagram. Real funny Josh. I wasn't talking about his profile pick I was talking about his dream tub.

Yes, Josh's profile pick does seem to be some sort of baby sacrifice changing table. Yes, yes. Pretty random. I got stuck on the changing table. Random. I would say my dream tub would have little feet. Yeah, it's kind of Oh yeah, so it could run away and do all kinds of dream stuff. Little feet on the bottom. Little feet.

Let's go to the next question. It means you're going through change. Corbidden fruit. Oh. Oh, wow. This is in the space. What does the Bible actually teach.corbid.com? We should check that out sometime.

Do not go to a pastor to ask these questions. Do not consult a clergy person. Right off the top, This is a fantastic asked and answered. So the question is, do I really have to kill my brother? My brother disrespected God, and he doesn't believe in God. But not only that, he tried to make me not believe in God. In the Bible, you must kill someone who tries to trick you into not believing in him.

Do I have to? Do I have to? And then top answer by Tony Coleman, that was a law given to the Jews only. So it depends. you're probably gonna get out of this with your mom jewish dad was it's fine you do not have to kill your brother damn that sucks for me and then she has a bible quote that ends with praise jaw praise job praise job praise job that's from tony coleman love you tony i don't play

Vedlo or online games. I know nothing about them. I know nothing about royal families, is her bio. Alright, don't ask her about any of that stuff. Okay. Well, what do you do know about... Oh, she's an ordained minister. She knows a lot about religion, the Bible,

prayers, the rapture. Noah, parenthesis, Bible character. Is Vedlo another one of Spider-Man's enemies? There's a slur for gay people here. Various slurs. Wait a second.

This is crazy. Everything she knows about Christianity, true Christians, Jehovah's Witness, theocratic myths, hell, heaven, and then I'm a F slur. That's very interesting.

And I think we should click on that. Tony's complex, much like the characters in the before trilogy. There's nothing there if you click on it. And there's nothing there. That's an empty thing that she put in there. If you click on it, you have cancer yeah maybe like laying you know laying a trap like trying to like oh if you come

in here then i can convert you oh yeah yeah someone would look at that and go oh i relate to that interesting okay i'm an f slur i want to kill my brother and then bam tony hits you with god's love arletta sloan back on the question says read more of the bible learn further learn further which is pretty much like going on the question being like uh look it up i mean that's kind of like you are going for great change okay so this is wait wait wait sorry jeffrey jeffrey he has questions like um tetris is in the game and for some reason no one has answered that that layup of a question i think i've asked that same question upon seeing they made a tetris movie tetris is in the game as in the game tetris

as in the game uh he also asked hypothetically if my dad dies will i one of his children get money after i'm 17 almost 18 do not kill your dad stop it if my dad i like how he says it's his dad and then clarifies i am one of my dad's children it's not one of those dads who i'm not his kid he wants to know what kind of lube should i buy for a dildo jeffrey jeffrey you're teen and then um i guess seven days ago someone asked are liberals happy charlie kirk is dead and he said i personally think it's karma jeffrey's being based on jeffrey just jeffrey just needs engagement yeah he it's just like he's just just throwing all this stuff out there trying to get somebody to argue with him or give him lube advice i guess but i mean that's a kind of engagement too

but i mean jeffrey sorry but touch grass would be yeah touch grass jeremy i mean jeffrey by lube touch grass jeffrey i didn't do anything sorry you're the same guy to me jeffrey jeffery jeffery he goes he says um so uh for now i'll say you reap what you sow it's a popular saying from a religion called christianity i believe it's a quote from the bible if not then it's a saying that i do believe it yep so there you go what was the question does it kill my brother to kill your brother if he disrespects god the answer is if you're jewish this guy really does want to kill his family huh well it's if he has to it sounds like he doesn't want to but he might have right he's feeling compelled to yeah he's saying do i have to is there another way to get dad's money

um do you want to do one more question oh there was one really good one i wanted to do i want to do the one oh this is this will take two seconds but somebody put the entire dictionary in a quora post and it has every single word which one is that uh it's under quilosophy i didn't know where to put it but it's it's striking to behold all right the question is the question is there is No question, it's every word in the dictionary posted vertically on Quora. Wow. Oh my God.

The computer can't even handle this. They're not even defined, they're just the words. That's wild. There seems to be a lot of comments under it. I feel as though this list was written just for me. Because when I scroll skipped to the bottom, I noticed you missed out on one word, only reading the last ones.

You may want to look into zoonosis There's lots of animals in the world So it might be useful There's no way he missed only one word There's no way Wow, it's not in there though I don't know if that's a real word though I guess I don't know what zoonosis means

If we were playing Scrabble I feel like you could do zoonosis It's a type of disease that you can get That's a good Scrabble word That is a good one It's like Ebola apparently if you got to get rid of a z and then like seven other letters but you're all a flush with vowels all right well that's great

i mean what can you say about that kind of thing but uh the question i wanted to do the question i wanted to do please oh okay so we're on the guy who made the bible i mean the dictionary post and he is just other word posts all of his posts are just like a billion words this is fantastic oh his other answers start with i can see into the lives of north koreans the professor professor who reads washed up rubbish also i think he has a question about how to cook a steak in an oven that's that's bait okay i'm looking at his questions i don't know why don't natural brunettes in england dye their hair as brunettes in america wait there's some real ignorant bullshit on here i love that both both hutu and tootsie are blacks how could the rwanda

genocide have happened go back to writing all the words yeah just cutting and pasting the thesaurus that's like crazy offensive that's insane it's like people aren't reacting to my dictionary post enough how do i get more eyes on my dictionary post why didn't hitler's mustache become prevalent among nazis and german soldiers and then again why didn't hitler order all nazis to keep his iconic mustache. Sorry, mouth-tache. Mouth-tache. Mouth-tache.

I'm willing to Hitler for the mustache. I think, you know, just some guys have an easier time growing facial hair, you know? That would have been funny if he made everybody have the Hitler mustache, though. You just need a little bit, though. It's kind of the easiest one to do. Right.

But, I mean, I think it's just if that patch is wispy, it's not going to look right. It still has to be thick and virile. I don't think he thought of it as that iconic. To him, it was just his mustache. His mouth-tache. He kind of took a Charlie Chaplin mustache. Yeah.

Right. Because he loved Charlie Chaplin. We've done three Hitler episodes. Welcome to the show. And only a few Venoms. We could do more. Should we do a listener question and call it a day, I guess? Sure.

I wanted to do another one, but the dictionary thing was too interesting. Wait, what's the other one? I want to do this forbidden knowledge question at the bottom. Ooh. Sounds kind of sexy. Forbidden. Which one of these do you want to do? the spell work one do you believe that spell work can help a person's situation

do you trust the witches on the internet places like etsy and fiverr i was reading about this before last night actually i was looking for stuff for our bonus people are apparently now giving money to etsy witches to prevent rain on their weddings because it's like five bucks so they're like yeah i'll throw five dollars sure that's it yeah i gotta to say five dollars not enough for witchcraft do not yeah that's a deal you gotta spend more money than that if they're bending the laws of nature yeah you're getting what you pay for it's similar to podcast patreon where there's inflation hasn't hit etsy witches oh no no no yeah i mean they're just getting the numbers in at that point they live simply but we have an answer from an etsy

witch in the top here mandy from mandy mystic professional witch intuitive counselor tarot reader i am an etsy witch and i don't trust any of them i only know of one maybe two other witches that can actually cast spells at all many are scammers this is someone who's like i'm a witch online and this is all a bunch of shit it's just a free money scam just be like yeah send me five bucks and i'll make it so it doesn't rain and you can just leave that on like who's gonna check to see if you did it yeah i'll turn your stepmother into a newt we've seen like etsy witch stuff where they're just like here's a stick with a little rock attached to it you're gonna want to buy this for twenty dollars because it'll get you the man you

want and keep away your mother-in-law i'll give you that pussy on the bottom of your foot you've been asking for the items i like the items that are like four hundred dollars and it's like a stone those are maybe cursed i i trust those uh i want to read the rest of mandy's input here because it's good uh the ones that aren't scammers are so inept they end up causing the client major problems problems that i have to clean up behind be extremely wary of most witches and readers if they make claims that seem too good to be true they're lying we can't make you five inches taller send a league of demons after someone you dislike in less than 24 hours we need at least five business days to send a league of demons i need more notice i'm not magic

um and give you the key to millions magic well not that way have your wits about you ask questions and ask for proof and that has 14 upvotes because jeremy's upvoting it right now go do it jeremy Thank you, Mandy. That's Mandy Mystic. Slam, Mandy Mystic. Mandy Mystic, professional witch, intuitive counselor, tarot reader. She's not here to make friends. Give her a heckin' follow, Jeremy.

But she is on Etsy, though. Yeah, she's an Etsy witch. Can we see what she charges? I mean, she's probably, this is probably like premium witchery here. She has 10,000 sales on Witch Gang. Yo, respect, Witch Gang. Is it just, is she just this, or is she, she's currently not selling. Gag it.

If you're in North Carolina and you need a spell. We can't see. And you can also get stuff for kids there, it says. Oh, it looks like she cashed out on this. I think it's not active anymore. Yeah, she's giving up on it. Took the money and ran. Too many podcasts were blasting her.

She also was on Bonanza. What's Bonanza? I don't know. The hell? It's like a resale site, maybe? This is worse than the foot fetish website. Spells that I perform can be purchased at my shop, as well as spiritual advisor sessions,

tarot readings, hex removals, curse removals, cleansing fertility rituals strong money spells etc put a pussy in my foot that's all i want the bottom of the foot just seems like a bad place for a pussy because it's like you can't even be able to get in there that much well if you're a woman you're tired you go hey just put it in my foot yeah do your thing do your thing it's far enough away i could be reading a book you wouldn't mind. I'll be over here watching Drag Race.

Exactly. Can we just do it on my foot tonight? Yeah. Yeah. But the foot is very sensitive. A lot of nerve endings down there.

That's true. The bottom of the foot can bring much pleasure. It can bring much pleasure, Jordan. Well, if you get the right sock. Jordan is desperate to get on wicky feet, dude. Please.

Please get me out of there. I have to eclipse the soccer player. It's going to be hard to do. Guys, it sounds fun. fucking soccer player you should read this guy's venom comics too they're fucking great i can't beat this guy you've got eddie brock in there yeah uh okay do i do a quick listener one yeah sure you would get so many infections if you had a

pussy in your foot i do not have the real theme song for this but i have like the unedited one so claire just say is that okay over this okay is that okay great this is our listener segment please send us a Quora style question at Quorators.gmail.com

keep it under 30 seconds I have not listened to it hi Quorators do you think that people could one day become robots Anglo spotted that's an Australian spotted for sure Or Aussie Spotted.

Aussie Spotted wants to know if people could be robots one day. People could become robots. I think they could. I mean, I think if you're still at least partially human, you're probably a cyborg. Right. Yeah. I don't want to quibble. I don't want to be like, you know, taxonomy guy here.

No, I'm with you on this. At what point does a cyborg become a robot? So you go full robot. yeah like if your if your personality has been implanted into a machine body is that right are you a robot or are you are you something else central question of the movie robocop yes uh-huh when do you become robots less man than machine i was thinking of tropic thunder never go full robot right that's what i was right they got in a lot of trouble for saying that too yeah it was a I call it the R word

I don't even like to say it they're freaking bolt buckets and we're going to become them that'd be funny if we listened to the question and all of us were like whoa whoa whoa you can't say that look we don't vet these

we don't know what people are going to say although we do not edit them out even when they're offensive we just have to leave them in this is a free speech podcast right this is kill tony yeah i know yeah this i mean you're saying this is from australia i'm thinking it's from austin texas where comedy is legal that's right the one place where you can say the r slur meaning robot anyway check us out at our live show we're playing the white house next week we're opening for the ufc match opening for vanilla ice they're gonna have

Quarators do 10 minutes. 1984 is becoming real for men. Right. But not for women. Not for women. No, totally, totally. For women, a brave new world is becoming real.

I think Jordan did fully answer the question. People will not be robots. They will be cyborgs. They'll be cyborgs. Yes, cyborgs. Quarators at gmail.com. And that's going to be it

for us on the show today. Beep, bop, bop, beep. Jordan, thank you so much for coming on. Where can our folks find you and your folks? Oh, yes, absolutely. Gosh, I'll do a tiered plug here. First, for podcasts, I do two shows, Jordan, Jesse, Go, the chat show that Claire was on recently.

That's right. I was on it. We chat. We have a good time. Check it out. She, Jordan, Jesse, went. She went to our show. And then home after the show.

And then I also do Free With Ads, a movie chat show with Emily Fleming and Matt Lieb, who has been on this program. I love Matt Lee. Yeah, Matt Lee, the wonderful, hilarious man. If you want to hear me, him, and Emily talk about movies, free with ads.

And as I talked a little bit at the top of the show, I have a new comic book series coming out with artist Luke Ross. It's called The Amazing Venom. It's a wild, crazy, Venom road trip story to the farthest reaches of the cosmos

and every crevice of the Marvel Universe. um if you want all five issues signed and mailed to you signed by me mailed to you you can go to bit.ly slash goo friends that's good friends without the d bit.ly slash goo friends to get the amazing venom uh pre-ordered at your local comic shop uh you can do that too um yeah i think that's it this is okay this is a low homework venom adventure i think even claire could read it and have a great time, even if she doesn't know anything about Venom. We're teaching Claire how to read right now.

Even if you've only heard the rap, you can... Venom, Venom, Venom. This is a comic series based on the rap. You just need to know that his name is Venom and you say it a few times. Yeah, listen, fun for everybody. If you're deep into the Marvel scrum, you'll appreciate the Easter eggs,

but if not, this is fun for everybody. Bit.ly slash goo friends. Knock, knock, let the devil in by Venom that's right Jeremy and if you'd like more of our show good news every Thursday there's

double the show and that's at patreon.com slash we have a second episode every Thursday and on that one we go on other websites so if you especially like the part where we clicked around on a foot vagina page for a while it's like that but for an hour

it's just like that and that's all you need to know about Alex yelling at me to go to Quora again. No, I can't make anyone do anything. That's it for us this week, and we'll see you next week. Bye-bye!

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