Quorators - Psychopath Week

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a psychopath fear hell fire and God? How do you scare a psychopath? Will money help me get normal hot girls? (Not escorts.) I look ok, but my personality is creepy and boring. I'm a psychopath. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

The Pete Buttigieg song? Hi, Hi, Hopes for a Livin'. Is it Pete Buttigieg's song? It's not Pete Buttigieg's song. His campaign merely adopted Fall Out Boy's Hi, Hi, Hopes for a Livin'. Was it Fall Out Boy? I believe it is more than you bargained for, my friend.

Pull it up. Hi, Hi, Hopes for a Livin'. Google Hi, Hi, Hopes for a Livin' and then say, who does it? Go ahead. I got the disco. No, okay. It is Panic at the Disco.

I'll be real with you, that is the same band to me. It is not. Those are the same people to me. They're different bands, and you've disrespected Mayor Pete. Claire? Mayor Pete. You're disrespecting him. You've disrespected our beautiful Mayor Pete.

Panic at the Disco is the same band. Thank you. As Fall Out Boy? Yes. That's crazy. They both do that voice thing. When I was a kid, my friend's gamer tag was... I don't even have to explain what it is because we all know.

Anyway, what were you saying? When I was a kid, my friend's gamer tag was Hispanic at the disco, and since then I've always thought of them as a Hispanic band. Maybe that's changing my opinion of it. That is a fire online name. I'll give them that. It's really good. Shouts out.

Unfortunately, I don't think they are a Hispanic band. No, but my friend was. Okay, sure. Yeah, what about his friend? You're trying to confuse me, but I'm making an important point here, is that they had the same band because they both do that thing. Except one of them is Hispanic.

No. okay folks so you gotta understand we switched the day we recorded now everyone is having an aneurysm live on cam

it's Sunday baby it's Sunday it's live Sunday Scaries Sunday Scaries oh that would be a great theme for an episode one day

well we didn't do it that would be a great theme wouldn't it the theme song's played and we are back again in the studio warrior this podcast america's premiere quora based podcast all your hopes are here we got claire okay put up we got jeremy kaplowitz what's up dog i like that you're doing a slight uh benoit blanc and i'm benoit blanc The man of mystery himself.

Welcome to Quora, Raiders. Just one last question. One more thing. Can I see your titties? Is that okay? He's the Quora detective. This is new character by Quora detective. I am a hornies.

I can tell but notice that my aunt is showering right now. If you were a teenage girl Would you wear a tight shirt? It appears you would It appears you would Except your shirt isn't quite tight So I can tell you're actually 24 See, that's the kind of insight he would make

Now, we have received some feedback That I have not been doing the weather update Have we received? There's no way We are confused about what the weather is. That we have received this feedback. And so I would like to take one moment out of my busy schedule to start this show. To say, hey, if you like this podcast, please go to patreon.com slash Quarriors because we do an extra episode every week.

We do. We do not have any advertising. We are funded by viewers like you, similar to Arthur from PBS. In a way, when you support us, you support Arthur directly. Arthur is a friend of mine. He makes the fist. The aardvark? The aardvark.

The boy aardvark. Yeah, he makes the fist. He makes a fist because he has so much rage. He who makes the fist. Anger is a gift, Zach DeLaRocca. Anyway, the point I'm making is that the weather today is somewhat amicable. Yeah, it's January. It's about 80 degrees outside here in New York.

It's a comfortable 45 in the coldest month of the year. I biked here today. I'm having a lovely time. Thanks, climate change. Claire, how is your weather? Weather is good. I want to say it's like 60. And in Los Angeles, it's good.

It's good. It's good. So if you're not watching the YouTube, she then made a face that was like, is it 60? Right after she said it. As if being like, I don't know if I'm comfortable going on the record with that number. And if you chime into this podcast every week,

something I can promise you is the weather in both New York and Los Angeles one week before you heard the show. You could promise that. That's something you can count on. Let that be helpful to you if you are a rock and roll star of some kind. Great. But also a time traveler.

Now we have a very interesting theme today on Quora. Every week we assemble a tight theme using our Quoration experts on Discord. You can find Quoras and send them to us in our Discord, link below. um this week we have somewhat of a novel approach it is psychopath week now you're listening and you're thinking but isn't every week psychopath week oh no in a way yes yes it is but these are all questions directly related to a psychopath or phrased by

someone who might be a psychopath themselves so we have a space of the week we're going to open with here. Jeremy found this one. These days, I feel like every day is psychopath week. Yeah. In this economy, in this country. I agree with you. With what's happening. I agree with you. On Sundays. On Sundays? We're recording on Sundays? You know, Sunday used to be a Christian day.

A day of rest. I would take the damn day off. From what? I don't know. From High Hopes? From the High Hopes that were my job. From your job at the High Hopes factory? I would be depressed. I had a drug addiction problem and my serotonin would crash.

You don't understand. I have high hopes for a living. That's how I put food on my table. I got this mortgage with my upbeat attitude. Every day from 9 to 5, I do the dance. The secretary of transportation. What's the dance again? How does it go?

The dance was when Pete Buttigieg was running for president in 2020, he had the high hopes for a living dance, which was point up left, point up left, point up right, point up right. And then I think it was almost like a floss. The thing with the legs. Yeah, I don't know.

He lost that election, you say? Honestly, by the fact that he was the only one with the dance, he was the only one doing the prep work for the job. He lost that election. Wouldn't that be funny if that was the big complaint people had for politicians? Like, well, yeah, Hillary lost. She didn't dance in Wisconsin. We don't know what her dance was.

How do we show support for her at the club? Quirb. America's one big quurb. And, buddy, you're not in it. It feels that way. Okay, Space of the Week. It's Psychopath Week, and we're on the space, of course, Psychopath Warrior. Now, this is a small space, 222 followers.

I would like to describe the images of the space. Please do. Yeah. Now, the header is a large Grim Reaper in front of some clouds with the sharpest looking scythe one ever did see yeah it's like extremely low quality really admire that uh it's what it would look like if your corpse was staring up at his ass now the main abby image you are dead is getting your ass um the the main image i think is a grim reaper on a motorcycle i think it's just a dark figure can you uh inspect that element jeremy

You're always trying to make me inspect elements now that you have that element. Well, now that I know you can do it, yeah, I am. You're pretty much like I have a friend who works at the, you know, NYPD or something. Clean that up. Make that sound good. Oh, the fucking thing. The SVU. Okay, that's not the Grim Reaper at all.

Wait a second. No, it's actually just some guy giving peace sign, actually. There's a figure that looks like John Fetterman. That is kind of John Fetterman. In shadow on a motorcycle. He's wearing shades, and he's flipping the damn peace bird at you. Someone of an amicable figure. So this is a psychopath warrior, I've been led to believe.

But he wants peace. He believes in peace. The prince of peace. Yeah, that's why he's a psycho. King of the Jews. Why do you say king of the Jews? Because prince of peace is a Jesus thing. Oh, I don't know about that.

Jesus is a Jesus thing. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't fucking understand. It's a Jesus thing. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get it. Just one contributor, which is, I assume, the guy in the picture who's Tim Avantz, who is a quantum physics student.

It looks like him, right? He's a bald guy, and he's got a Harley Davidson shirt on. He says he's a former corporate brand manager, so you know that he's a businessman. Yeah. Now, we have to respect the things he says. It seems like he mostly... He took some sort of gene test. Yes.

And it says his risk, his genetic risk, is that he has inherited the warrior gene. Oh, spooky. High cancer risk. You have high risk of being a warrior. No more salt for you. And lumps in your balls. I'm so sorry, sir.

It's a genetic thing. But you are at a high risk of dying a warrior's death in the battlefield. Being slain by your enemy honorably. You have an increased likelihood of going to Valhalla. What I was going to say is that he seems to interact with Quora mostly by posting in his own space. I think that would be the most wholesome way to use the website. Yes.

As a controlled environment like that. I respect it deeply. Psychopath Warrior. Back at Psychopath Warrior. And he has 200 subs for this, 200 followers. So people are chiming in. And he's made five posts in the last month. So this is still somewhat active.

There was a really good one on the main feed. Oh, can a psychopath fear hell, fire, and God? Oh, great question. So he's answering all these as a psychopath. Oh, oh wait, you know where we should start here? The details? Is the details of the space. Please read this, okay.

All right, so Tim wrote this himself. We might not leave this space. This is a psychopath warrior's manifesto. I believe psychopathy comes from a primal DNA that used to be more common. Aggression was the key to survival and evolved from the competition of resources. Territory, food, and sexual partners were critical to the evolution of the species.

The psychopath DNA includes strong genetic traits like aggression, no fear, no empathy, and no need for human bonding. Classic evolutionary traits like no need for human bonding. Many of our ancestors found that it was probably for the best to have no fear but also no need for human bonding to take kind of a lone wolf path. and they, of course, somehow had many offspring alone. That's just basic science. The primal environment, like the warring tribe, hunting mammoths, or fighting saber-toothed tigers, activated those genetic switches.

Now, this is a strong claim backed up with no hyperlink, I'd like to say here. I'd like to hear more about it. He said, I believe, at the beginning, so it's all just conjecture, but he's allowed to do that. This is just him spitting. Okay. There is also a push from a brain increase

and the need for stimulation. Constantly driving that search for those resources. Can you scroll down a little bit for me, J-Man? In today's... Oh, God. It goes a lot longer. In today's society, these warrior traits just aren't necessary.

Societal structure is designed to meet our needs. Some individuals today are born with the warrior genetics. The environment today that opens up those genetics, which is related to physical, mental, or sexual abuse. What? Okay. Now, we threw in a kind of a twist there at the end. Wait a second.

so this is um you can activate your warrior genes in your psychopath traits uh by having a call to action by some kind of naughty uncle let's say is that what is that what he's saying in today's society these warrior traits aren't just aren't necessary it has to be activated i see okay so you need to be sexually abused yes in order to switch to be flipped you could be mentally abused You could go to like a tough British boarding school. Right, and then you can take down a mammoth. Right, where like your harsh schoolmaster every day is like, Mr. Jeremy, I see you've chosen not to wear your tie.

And that would also activate. Uh-huh, and then I go. And then you go, you're a wanker. You're a wanker. Psychopath mode activated. Psychopath. I think you're a wanker, Mr. June. Mr. what?

Mr. June. Okay. A new character, by the way. This is going to be a whole novel by the time we're done. I can't wait for the final ten minutes of this to be all of our characters interacting. Well, Jeremy. Who is that? You've disrespected my class for the last time.

That's Mr. June. And then out from the pool in all his clothes comes Quora Detective Benoit Blanc. Has there ever been a video game? You guys are video game guys. you guys are steaming or whatever I'd love to correct you but unfortunately

you are correct I'm steaming you guys are steaming has there ever been a video game sort of a has there been an RPG about getting being trapped in an all boys prep school in London there kind of has there's a game called bully

that was made by the Grand Theft Auto people that's a great poll Jeremy that is kind of like that i haven't played it but i believe that i've heard about this game yeah i remember that came out when i was in like eighth grade and i was like i will not support a game that's really are you serious i'm against bullies wow and now you are a bully and now i'm like yeah i should make nerds eat sand bully with baby yeah you do yeah you're basically a bully with a baby i hadn't activated my psychopath genes yet by that point read the rest of this okay so back to the the description of the space so the modern day warrior psychopath by the way what a charitable grouping

to just include warrior with psychopath because those two are not often together in my mind's eye i guess to the psychopath warrior they would be though um there's any warriors psychopaths those with high hopes for a living these are all the same people um so the modern day warrior psychopath would be associated to these negative environments the situations that brought out the warrior will always be issues that they must deal with mentally psychopaths are just humans with certain dna and environment they were dealt a tough hand in the game of life i have decided to start this page to try and answer questions about my way of thinking how my brain responds or reacts in different situations i will also use the available

science and updated information i will not fuel and feed the storybook stereotyping there is enough judgment of psychopathy driven by fear and emotion okay so he's here to set the record straight on psychopath yes and we're here to bully him yeah we're here to make a neat saying which is tough because he's like pretty a hard man question one can a psychopath fear hellfire and god he says i do not okay he says tim says i see religion as stories around the campfire passed on from generation to generation each region of the world having its own unique story believing that the stories are true, while others are not. I hate to come down on Tim here, but the question was,

can you fear hell and God? Religion is a warm, comfortable blanket that most people need to get through life. I don't need to focus on what lies after death when the science shows me there's only one present moment, only the now. If religion is your thing, I respect that. You do you in the game of life.

Game of life mentioned. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, you broadcast your own existence. Life is your movie. like einstein like einstein i believe there is something behind the energy something that man has no control over we are light beings you are just a wave traveling in an infinite ocean huge upvote for me on what does any of that mean it means he's pretty much einstein but how does it what does it do with hellfire he's like i don't scare i'm not afraid of hellfire i believe i'm

white because he's a psychopath he's an atheist is what he's saying kind of seems like a really chill dude who wants peace he's kind of a big sexy daddy and he's almost also kind of the grim reaper himself here's another question how do psychopaths decide whom to respect or find impressive they don't feel emotions the same way others do tim says if you have my back i will have your back this is based on information not emotions you can't fool me i am constantly analyzing my environment oh sheesh i am able to see life clearly without emotions interfering i study people by their actions never persuaded by emotional influence just the facts the scientific information this is a whole new man a whole new approach to psychopaths is breaking through in

this space because normally i think of psychopaths as people who just like don't uh follow logic or reason but he's saying that actually he's the only one following logic and reason um because he's not obsessed with emotions like you emotion people i would say he's almost borrowing like terms and uh uh arguments that usually see in like autism channels not psychopath channels the last psychopath channel we went on if you'll recall listeners of the show uh will remember uh the mind powers that that one guy had where he could like stare at people and destroy them that was awesome which was it is warrior traits i'll admit that but you can only get that through some kind of abuse this seems more i mean this seems less twisted i would say this is kind of

like a radiant psychopath yeah more of a law abiding psychopath i just i don't know if i agree with the idea that all of our strong warriors are psychos you know i think many of them are well-adjusted individuals who love to kill for emotional reasons they kill for because they're driven that way because of saber-toothed tigers through science yeah you know what this is what i was gonna say that he's the the hard times create strong men He's the strong man. Yeah. I'm one of the weak men who created the hard times.

That's what I was going to say. Unfortunately. Sort of the editor of the hard times. Weak men edit the hard times. Weak men podcast about psychopath warrior space. What's another question here on the space? If no afterlife exists, where does the self go when it disappears?

Okay, so this is really becoming based atheist pretty quick. Yeah, I want to see a non-atheist one. I would like to see one where you stare at people and use your mind powers on them. How about this one? How do primary psychopaths decide when someone has crossed the line enough

to warrant a calculated response? There we go. He says, I don't get the chance to decide. My aggressive response is like a volcano eruption. Oh! It comes out of nowhere. After the problem is solved, my aggression is gone. Oh, baby!

It does not linger. it is not attached to emotions i am calm and my heartbeat is low i can think clearly and cognitively it flows through my blood passed on from my norse viking forefathers warrior genetics from birth to death go at it now is what i would like to say to that that has 47 views i wish i was this guy he's a viking on a hog he's riding his hog uh-huh on the highway yeah he's obsessed with a hug. He's looking at, he sees a double rainbow. He goes, wow, life is so beautiful. Too bad I don't, I can't feel

anything. Right. This rainbow makes me feel nothing, but it makes me think of the many mammoths my forefathers have slain. Right. Also, I think he is just autistic, but he doesn't, he wants to sound cooler than that, so he's a psycho. He wants to be a psycho. Yeah, he like picked up

the wrong diagnosis and ran with it, I think. Can we read this question? Yes. Do it. Are serial killers born as psychopaths or does a nurturer cause them to be one now before i read this i would like to guess that he's going to be deeply offended uh by this one this really i was born a high functioning primary psychopath wait a minute what's a primary it's like that's like if it's your main class you're getting really mad at someone like psychopath warrior Wait a minute.

That's exactly what it is. This is World of Warcraft terminology. I'm actually an ADHD cleric. I'm autism druid. Okay. If provoked, I have an aggressive response and will defend myself. I served in the military and was in the front lines in war. It seemed like a natural place for me to be.

Now, why would you say that the military is a natural place for a psychopath? It must be a mistake. It's in the DNA. Also, it didn't come up before now. That's kind of interesting. Yeah. I have no fear. I am constantly bored.

Same. Same TBH. But killing people for no reason? Just seems like too much work. I would think you would need to be driven by tainted emotions. I have little to no emotional reaction. Okay, so he's saying he's not twisted enough. He's saying it takes too much effort to kill people.

Because he doesn't have tainted emotions. He needs to think like Jeffrey Dahmer would let his like clown prince reside in his mind and he'd be like, time to make my zombie army because of his drive of the tainted clown prince. Right. Now Tim does not feel that. Jeffrey Dahmer, he did kill people out of boredom though, right?

Like I feel like half of the reason he killed people is that like no one caught him and he was just like, I guess I could just keep killing people if no one cares. Anecdotally, it does seem like a lot of the serial killers after they get past the first few are just like numb to killing and that's a big part of it and just killers in general like uh people in the military or the police once you get you dumbed down that urge uh it's not a big deal for you to do it again yeah and so as long as tim doesn't start killing this has he said he's killed before he hasn't he was in the army he has yeah he has

probably wait he does specify killing people for no reason so i guess he is like yeah i've killed people but there was a smart logical reason they were my enemy the stereotype of the army too is if you haven't killed anyone you say you've killed a lot of people and then if you don't say anything it probably means you did kill some people so tim's probably killed like thousands of people yeah he probably has i assume he was like in charge of a a gun copter or something he is a psychopath warrior i think he was probably the uh secretary of defense for many years he has low int but he has high wisdom well that's actually very helpful he has high high hopes all right can we get high high hopes on the soundboard or is that we're making a new page

for the soundboard i'm very embarrassed that i got mortal kombat twice because i was too stupid i hope nobody's noticed um i you know when these people again put their full names on this website It makes me a little nervous to be talking about them. Oh, you think he'll come kill us? No, but perhaps he will take Umbridge with calling him not a psychopath. Umbridge? Umbridge. Umbridge.

What's Umbridge? Umbridge is not a word. It's a word. It's you forgetting Umbridge is Umbridge. If you look up what Umbridge is, it just says Claire misremembering Umbridge. That's me putting my span on that thing. for remembrance of umbridge it's umbridge i'm looking it up you're looking up go ahead and pull up umbridge um okay yeah it's okay umbridge okay it's umbridge we've cleared that one up tim

is tackling ai in this one he's gonna kick my ass i feel like tim is one of the more logical people now we have maybe well yeah he wouldn't kill us unless if he had an emotional reason for it he'd only kill us for a logical reason although i do love the idea that we've doxed ourselves by saying the weather that people can figure out where we live because we keep doing the weather report and they can pinpoint our position by that. You can follow the air pressure. Tim is an honorable

psycho warrior, so I don't think he would maybe assassinate us, but he may challenge us to a warrior's duel. And as long as we do not accept, he cannot advance. That's true. Yeah, we just can be cowardly and not accept. We decline, we'll say we're knaves. Sorry, Tim. We're knaves. I'm an ADHD

cleric. I keep trying to heal, but I get distracted. i'm too random sauce to heal my mana is crazy uh anyway so there's an ai question uh with ai now so good at mimicking human emotions how do you think its ability to understand and influence people compares to a human psychopath's natural abilities oh so this is saying that the ai is probably better at being a person than a psychopath oh interesting that's fucked up honestly yeah don't say that to in the psychopath community that's very offensive that's very very it's not gonna want to hear that i have a question though is he asking these questions to himself or has he

found these i have no idea click on it and see let's read the answer then we'll see all right surely we'll remember i'll remember in two minutes i'm an adhd cleric i'm mana flooded you're so cute um okay i have seen the correlation in the statement prior what you are talking about isn't so far fetched i deal with emotions with cognitive processing so wouldn't artificial intelligence not true not true if i was just a computer wandering through the game of life game of life mentioned it wouldn't shock me maybe life is just a simulation anyway as i study the most advanced science a simulation is highly probable with entropy ruling in adam's existence anything is possible people seem to fear artificial intelligence i don't of course i don't fear

much of anything i'm just seeking information sounds familiar quantum commuter i think he meant quantum computer there i think that's a typo i'm just like quantum commuter i would love to quantum commute to work it would be so fast inside the molecule i would simply uh instant transmission to jeremy's house oh yeah that'd be interesting i would show up on the couch all the sudden by touching my forehead like goku whoa uh i love the idea this guy's like yeah i'm basically a computer. I'm sort of a next word generator. Yeah, I'm a large language model. Except that I'm also

a killer. I'd like to see your computer take life. I'd like to see your computer come up with a definition of umbrance. It can't be done. Question is by Quora AI interviewer. Should we just do it

today? We can. Well, I think we should save it. But basically the context here is that there's a new feature on Quora where it will read your profile. Because they were like, Quora's like, everyone loves Quora, but there's not enough people on it asking questions. So you can now go on your profile, and Quora AI will read your profile and determine new questions for you to answer.

The questions for you. Because they're looking at it as every user is hungry. It's a scholar hungry to answer questions. But sometimes the questions just aren't there. They're just not around. So through the power of AI, they can find questions that you would be an expert on answering. It's basically like ask me anything for people who don't have fans. Right.

Fans or even interested passerbys. Yeah. Just a computer and you alone. So he's answering the AI's question. The AI is like, do you think you're basically an AI like me? Are we the same? And they're holding their hands up to each other and they're touching. 100% agree.

And he's on the subway and it's subway takes. It's Kareem. The fact that he's been talking to a computer this whole time does make him seem like more of a psychopath. So this really has come full circle. Tim, you are our psychopath of the Psychopath Warriors base. You are our psychopath of the week. And it's psychopath week.

You got this, Cora. Oh, okay. You got this, Cora. I'd like to chime in again and say, See how many of these sounds I'm getting in a row? You did do a really good job. Pretty good. Do you see how many I'm getting in a row?

I just want to say I'm so proud of you, and you've grown so big. I know where they all are. You deserve the game, Matt. Thank you. We weren't talking about that. I won a game, Matt. I played cards, and I won a game, Matt, but I didn't win the big prize.

I won a game, Matt. We don't need to talk about that anymore. Alex got second place at a card tournament. I keep getting second place. It's driving me insane. Anyway, let's go to the next. We got some great questions for you today. It's Psychopath Week.

Okay, this is Quilosophy. Slam it. Oh, now he doesn't know where it is. Killing Spray. Damn it. Oh, it's Killing Spray. Oh, it's so embarrassing. They're the same colors.

Yeah, I bet they are. It's a big, I think it's a structural error, really. will money help me get normal hot girls not escorts i look okay but my personality is creepy and boring i'm a psychopath i'm a psychopath the last part you've added there has really helped color the question will money help me get hot girls who are not escorts if i'm a psychopath and i'm creepy and boring now claire you're a girl true you're attracted to psychopaths would Would you date a psychopath who has a lot of money but is really creepy and boring? Probably not because I guess I'm a psychopath too, so I'm already bored.

So if some guy is just going to be even more boring, then I can't do it. It's an opposites attract situation because you're too similar. Right. Yeah. That makes sense. You're kind of the perfect big money psycho. Manic pixie. If you don't mind my sayings, though.

Big money psycho. No whammies. Yeah, you're like a... Yeah, I feel like, you know, normal hot girls, I don't even know if they like money that much. I think if you're creepy and boring, they'll get creeped out and bored. I don't know. I've kind of heard that normal hot girls do like money that much, though.

That's kind of the stereotype from Good Charlotte. Yeah, there was that song. girls don't like boys. Right. They like psychopaths. Who day trade. And that means they have a lot of free time. And they're not escorts. And time is money

as well. That's in the song. Do you like these related questions? What do hot skinny girls look like? How do I look hot in shorts, teen girls only? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Teen girls only, how do I look hot in shorts. Teen girls

are answering the question. Yes. Teen girls are chiming in to be like this is how you do it. Here's a photo of my booty. Oh. It's a bait and switch. Okay, it's a bait and switch. And then they're like, would you put you in it? I think this is an adult man who's like

pretending to be a teen girl and is like, what are some examples of how I could look hot in shorts? And if some other teen girls were just like me could post photos so I know what they look like in those hot shorts it would be very helpful i'm a teen girl i'm pretty much daria i have no male pattern baldness i am not 50 years old and on my third marriage i just want to know how to get a lift going and uh i want to know from my peers who again are other teen girls if anyone

wants to chat hit me up i'm on irc another great question right after that one are hot girls really hot that's a good question that's what i want to know question i say no yeah i think they're lying they're kind of uh uh all bluster if you ask me often they're cold nice try charlie xcx there's one answer here from puja who says you could go out to pubs and restaurants and find many women willing to be with you if you are willing to throw money at them and you are likely going to find very hot girls there thank you puja or you could join a dating site i am sure that many hot girls would love to be with you and spend a good time. For escorts, you should be talking to

private security services slash groups, and they will send one. So he doesn't want that, though. Have you talked to the Wagner group about sending you a girlfriend? And there's one collapsed answer here. Have you gone to Blackwater's dating page? Janet Quinn, who's a former cleaner, says no money is just money being creepy and boring

will run them off. Which is basically what Claire said, I think. No money is just money. No. I mean, like, there's no punctuation here, but I imagine it's... Oh, no. No, comma, money is just money, period. Being creepy and boring. I got to say, creepy and boring is a tough starter set to work with. Have you guys ever had hot girls come up to you and be like,

how much money do you have? I don't think one time. Not once in my life. I don't know. I don't dress for it. I don't think women are seeing me and Alex at the bar and thinking, like, this guy's rich. This is another big money playoff.

But the big money guys, they dress like schlubs now. That's the move. That's true. They dress like shite. I think if you're like upper middle class, you're wearing quarter zips. You're wearing polos. You're looking good, like classical late 20th century style. And then when you're really rich, you go like, I'm in a T-shirt and I have jeans.

Right. But it's like a $500 T-shirt. Yeah. But then the secret is it looked like normal T-shirt. Yes. What is this page we're on right now? I don't know. This is Alberto Gonzalez who asked the question,

and I'm sorry to say he knows about rape, maverick, and rapists. Oh, no. I don't want to interact with Alberto. He has important questions like, how important is it for a cop to be a people person? Oh, my God. A lot of questions about cops. Don't trust a cop.

I feel like I need to report this somewhere. What happens if a cop refuses to do a scary task, For example, holding down a wild alligator. You got this, Cora. Do police officers ever feel bad about arresting someone? Yeah, I think this guy is a police officer who's also a criminal. Yeah, this is the Long Beach Strangler. Well, FBI, if you're listening, find this man.

You have to assume the FBI is listening to Producers, right? I assume they are. We're a dangerous and political podcast. I wonder how that felt when Brace Belton found out he was on the FBI watch list of some kind. I would kill to be on any list. That's how you get on. It's how you get eyes on the paper. You kill.

That's how you get the hot girls, I think. Yeah. Girls do like a murderer. Girls don't like boys. They like murder. We got a great question here. How do you scare a psychopath? How would you do it?

How does one strike fear? That's good, Claire. Claire did a scary boo. Yeah, she did a boo. So you stop hiccuping. I can make a psychopath stop hiccuping. Okay. That could be useful, too.

Yeah, it's either drink water upside down or have Claire scare you. That's a Claire scare. That's a Claire scare. How do you scare a psychopath? Maybe by showing too much emotion. Yeah, I think that's what you do. You interact, make them interact with an empath. Oh, yes, like light and dark.

Yes. Kiaroscuro. What's that? It's light and dark. In Japanese. Kira-skira. Kira-skira. What is happening?

It's an Italian word, Jeremy. It's Italian? Yeah. You wouldn't understand. You know clairobscur? Yeah. That's the same concept in French. Oh.

Yeah. That's the one with the mimes? Every week, I'll be teaching Jeremy a new word, and we'll find a fake word. See, the thing is- This is real word, fake word. Thanks for reading it. This is what- Umprints, that's our fake word.

Clairobscur, real word. You joke, but how many podcasts have you had a segment where you just had a word that you said the definition of every week? There's one other one where I was allowed to do a word of the week, which, as we can obviously deduce, is my true passion, explaining word. Now, how does one scare a psychopath? Let's read Sergei's answer. We have an answer by Sergei Wright here. He says, well, I am. If he's Sergei Wright, I don't want to be Sergei wrong.

Jeremy, you can. Well, I am assuming that the psychopaths can feel fear, but if by scare you mean you get them... Shut up. Shut up! It's hard to read. If by scare you mean you get them in a state of anxiety and worry about being vulnerable,

then yes, I can tell you how. Let me preface this by saying that just because one is a psychopath does not mean that they are malignant or sadistic or evil. They know the difference between right and wrong, and they make their choices just like the rest of us to really get a psychopath to lose their footing. Period. Let them know.

That's for dramatic effect, I think. Period. Period. Let them know in as vague of terms as possible that you know their secrets. Now, I'm going to pause to editorialize here for a minute. I believe many of the other psychopath posts we have read here have implied that someone has found out their secrets

and that it has been a great threat to them. So I think that Sergei is really on to something here. Is that a thing, that the psychopaths have a lot of secrets? Psychopaths are right with secrets. Interesting. And that the secrets are the source of their power. Let them know you know what they are thinking and that it won't work.

Ask them what they felt when they first experienced love. Then tell them if they can give an original description and not one copied from a waiting room magazine. Well, I feel like the guy from the psychopath warrior space would say that he can't experience love because he doesn't have any emotions. Yes. Now, I don't know if that's true of all psychopaths.

I'm sure there are psychopaths in many loving relationships. They don't all have the warrior gene. Like, that guy had a test from a doctor with a warrior gene. Right. He went to the doctor. I'm so sorry you have a terrible case of being a warrior. Here's your broadsword. Take this home.

Here's your government-mandated broadsword. You're going to need this for your foes. I'm continuing reading here. Also make sure to have random mood swings not brought on by anything and then switch to complete indifference for long periods of time. Tell them about how all your exes all stalked you and put trackers on your phone and computer because of their abuse and techniques.

You have become an expert at recognizing surveillance and noticing telltale signs of 15 different DSM-IV disorders attributed with abusive or non-feeling people. I'm sorry, what was this question? How do you scare a psychopath? It sounds like you scare them by being like how they're like. Yeah. Is that what he's doing?

I don't think that they're going to be scared. This just seems like what they're like already. I don't think we need to read the rest of it. I mean, this guy doesn't know what a psychopath is. He's getting confused with, like, gang-stalking people because he's like, let them know you have a distant family member that works for an intelligence agency and your cousin's a lawyer with 10 years under his belt.

This guy loves being a lawyer. He's 40. Yeah, he's getting it conflated with... what's the term? It's marked persons. Oh, targeted individuals. Targeted individuals who are all really targeted

by everyone they're talking about. There's no psychopathy there. It's completely unrelated. That's just a real thing that's happening to them. These are people in a Hunger Games-like scenario. They've been targeted.

So I guess the best guess we have so far is that you either Claire scared them or you act like a psychopath back to their ass and then they can't handle it. Let's see if there's any other answers here. I got the end. He gives so many examples

and he goes, oh, the list goes on. Oh, the list goes on. Perfect ending for any post, by the way. I would think that you could bore them into fear because they hate being bored. They're constantly bored. How do you bore a psychopath?

You say, do you want to look at my stamp collection? That's pretty He's boring, I guess. Claire? Yeah, it's a good start. But it could be interesting. Yeah, it could be.

To them, that would be interesting because they're so twisted. There's an answer here that says they are scared of higher-level psychopaths. Oh! You power-scaled them. Yeah. So what level do you think that Tim was?

He must be one of the higher levels. Well, we know his class, which, again, is psychopath warrior. His warrior, psychopath warrior. What level he was is unconfirmed. We know he's killed many times. what was the level what was the level thing

where like remember that guy many years ago when people still liked Elon Musk but I'm sure we all found him annoying already remember that guy who like

we were ahead of the curve back then he like raised his hand at some function he was like hi I'm a level 4 super genius or whatever oh

hmm I vaguely recall something like that where was this I gotta find it there's this old video of a guy who is like begging Elon Musk

to let him work at Tesla cause he's like a super genius and then Super geniuses can also be power scaled that way. So when you're watching a comic book kind of show and they have a new guy show up who's so much more powerful

that it makes all the other guys look like little peons, that's power scaling. And we can do that to psychopaths to make them feel small and like little beans. This is in 2014 at a Tesla something or other. He says, I've been trying to ask you this question for two years.

I've been trying to speak to you now for two years to talk to you, to tell you but I'm also a super genius like yourself. Okay. I'm not sure I'm one, but all right. No, I'm sorry. I'm just saying this is serious. This is to all benefit of the test of shareholders in the world.

I am a capitalist like yourself. I am also a level two stage. I've been waiting for 10 years now for someone to give me a second look, a full second look. And if they did, they would see a very advanced mind in front of them. So I'm asking you today, can you give me a second look? I would like to come on board as vice chairman of Tesla. Yes!

You won't last. Well, we don't really have a vice chairman spot, but, yeah, I mean, I think that's, you know, I don't think, I have to say, no, I'm totally sorry. I'm sorry. I can also apply for a future CEO position, but at least I would like to come on the board of directors. I apologize. Is this to the benefit of Tesla

shareholders? I think we need to move on to another question. My apologies. I apologize. Thank you for your time. Okay, so that was like the most relatable I've ever seen Elon look. I felt really bad for that guy. He was clearly on the

verge of crying for most of that video two super genius you can only imagine being that high of a level of super genius than having a whole room laugh mockingly at you thinking that you'll soon crush them under your thumbs i i feel like i've met the comedy equivalent of this person many times where they're just like hey i'm raising my hand can i be your co-writer on your tv show i'm a level two super genius comedian as like yourself sir i'm what we call a mega comedian if you give me a look, you'll see a very advanced mind. I'm as funny as Anthony Jessel. You have to understand,

I could call anything gay. I was born with a condition. Where I can see things that are gay. He sees the code, but all the ones and zeros, the ones are penises, the zeros are balls.

Oh, no, bro. Bro, they're touching. That's so funny. The penises are next to the balls in the computer. It's all gay. But also, dating is weird for me in every way. Just raising my head. Mr. Nick Mullen, I'm actually a level two super genius like yourself.

I say the N word. I do all kinds of voices. I could do Benoit Barg. it's like a different take of him where he's on a website i go on he's sort of a sexual criminal uh wow yeah i mean this is a circle of people who do really reward uh a lot of confidence and so i see going up there shooting your shot maybe the shareholder meeting wasn't the ideal place for it well it was to the benefit of all of them because he's so smart that if they added him to the board a director is it would make them money. I think what he should

have done is getting an applause break going. Now my background in comedy tells me an applause break being like and who's with me? Clap your hands. He raises his hands like hey can we just give it up for the hosts real quick? Give it up for yourselves. First of all big E here right? How you guys

doing? Electric cars rock. I think so. I'm here to take them to the moon. I think that would be a really beneficial idea. I wish he got promoted to co-chair yeah he should have it would probably do better what if he became the new president of twitter or whatever well this is so elon right now is a drug addicted psychopath allegedly so i gotta wonder if you were to key him up with a dual genius role would he be checked

by that would it be a balance of power thing like how the american government has three branches you have two psychopaths running tesla right or is it like a roman kind of thing where they have two heads yeah they elect two senators every few years it happens to be the same ones every time and they are also the generals at war that's so funny that they did that yeah it's pretty dope if you were popular you got to be general that's really that's a good move i've been watching the hbo rome tv show it's it's good as fuck yeah we wrote down a good segue to that for the episode we're like and then i'll bring up elon musk and you'll say hey that's kind of like rome and then i'll say yeah it is and then

you can start talking about i actually brought up all of these things if you'll notice oh that kind of reminds me of those long furry red helmets they'd wear just doesn't it i'm at the tesla shareholder meeting right now and i'm raising my hand i'm saying sir i actually also have high hopes for a living stupid um there's only one job with high hopes here hustle uh can we read this second paragraph from a khaled who says the thing about the higher level psychopaths did we start reading his yeah well he was the guy who said that they're afraid of high level psychopaths okay that's true the second paragraph is good my father is a psychopath the fierce domineering type uh warning warning sign i decided to act just like a high level psychopath the same mannerisms

he freaked he freaked for years he would just watch me from my blind spots trying to see if i was really a psychopath he got so alarmed that i got worried he might try to kill me or kick me out of fear i decided this kick me out of out out of kick me out out of fear okay kind of a reading test there i decided this year to pretend to be a sociopath however since i am not that familiar with them it was harder i got a better response that way and he is basically stuck in the assessing mode psychopaths don't make a move till they have assessed someone and studied their body language that's true sense they are assessing all the time i'm always hearing about their assessing they're obsessed with assessing they're always they like to watch

let's say that that's true they like the psychopaths are the cucks i was gonna say they sit in the cuck chair of the mind oh my god i was reading this random there's some like famous FBI spy died recently in prison a few days ago. A famous spy! And I was reading his whole Wikipedia and then I just like got into a Wikipedia hole and I was reading about this guy who worked for the FBI in like the 80s and

sold like tons and tons of info to the Soviets. And I read this like very long Wikipedia about him. He did it purely for money, no ideological reasons. That's what's up. And at the end it was like personal life and it was like also in his personal life he used to secretly record himself fucking his wife and give it to his friends.

oh nice and i was like whoa this guy loved secrets here's the thing is you think you have close friends but who in your circle is sending you videos they're secretly taking of their wife what he would do is he would he would take a video he would videotape it and then have his friend sit in another room and it would play on a closed circuit tv this is that's what's so impressive about it is in the past this would be like much harder yeah well he's a he's a fucking FBI guy so like if anyone knows how to spread illegal you know

porn of people I'm already working on closed circuit TVs all day yeah I might as well embarrass my wife in the process he just loves giving away secrets that's really cool man so cool rest in peace

that guy also died two years ago up in Valhalla it was very funny reading both of them because both of them you know the the CIA and the FBI are like, why did you do it? Like, are you like a Soviet order?

Are you a secret communist? And there's like, I wanted money. I love lying. It's really fun. That's why I work at the CIA. I really, I think if you are scouted by that kind of organization,

you are just someone who like really gets a thrill out of lying much of the time. A lot of it is ideological. And a lot of it is also like some sort of nepotism. Cause the first guy, the guy who died recently, he was in the CIA cause his dad was a CIA agent. Oh,

and then he was like, That ruined Guatemala. Yeah, exactly. And then he was like really bad at it. And they're like, ah, just let him be a CIA agent. It's not a big deal. He's family. He's family.

When you hear you're family. When you're here, you invent AIDS in your family. And he gave so much info to the Russians that he led to the death of like 100 assets. Oh, damn. Whoa. Which is crazy. It's just like working at SNL, TBH. Yeah.

Have you led to the death of any SNL writers? No, no, I haven't. I'm just saying the nepotism. leading to the death of many assets. Now, Claire, I snuck into one SNL afterparty when I was like 25, and they were at this restaurant that was full of Masonic symbols.

Did you ever go to this restaurant, and what secrets were hidden there? Do you remember which restaurant it was? It was in... Knowing Alex, he's going to say a crazy name right now. No, I don't remember the name. Budokan. I do not remember the name.

I don't think I was told the name. I kind of snuck into it. I was also, it was right after a themed comedy show I was doing where I was dressed like an elf and I was holding a dog cage. And they were like, well, this guy clearly belongs to the SNL after party. He's got a cage for one of the writers.

He's funny. I don't remember why I had a dog cage. Oh, this is our cage guy. Let him in. There was some reason I couldn't get rid of it. All right, Mr. Lakata, get in the cage. But my point is, I went inside and there were golden men on the walls

and, like, symbols of the harvest and, like, the different seasons. And it looked like I was very much part of, like, Jack the Ripper's secret club. That could have just been a cheesecake factory. It was a cheesecake factory. I think it was just a cheesecake factory in

Midtown. Oh, yeah. It was really nice in there. They had big booths, which is rare in New York. I love a restaurant with a booth. I actually worked as a golden man at a cheesecake factory for a long time. It's good work if you can get it. I was thinking of the cheesecake factory. Never mind. pay pretty well actually that's just my psycho mind isn't it the after after party where shit

gets down though claire isn't that what they say tell us where the shit goes down tell us your secrets claire i know you got them i feel like the after after parties is usually just like keen and thompson doing karaoke gotcha oh man that's where the real shit goes well i just feel like whenever they're like talking about sex crimes that happened at snl it's always like there was an after party and then there was the after after party and that's when we pulled in the high school students if you want to see kenan sing kiss from a rose that's where you go you gotta remember these people are not cool yeah if they wanted to have a big sort of uh uh sex situation i don't know it would take a lot of work for them to figure that out well chris red just posted that video

where he talked about how he is now dating Kenan's ex-wife and that Kenan's friends beat him up for it. And he was showing everyone Adderall at SNL. What's up? This is quite the drop. He said he was essentially fired from the show because he was dating Kenan's ex-wife. Oh, you went against the family.

And he got punched in the face outside of the cellar. He got jumped outside of the cellar by just some guys who jumped out of a car. I guess he's saying that. Kenan's boys? Kenan's boys. Kenan's got shooters? This is not a joke.

It's a real thing. He posted about this a few days ago. And then the guy was like, and I'm doing a show at Caveat. And I was like, the times are rough. I love PowerPoints now. I didn't know how funny they were before, but they're really funny. He got punched in the face so hard he thinks PowerPoints are good now. I'm sorry.

It's just any situation where someone is getting beaten up by the comedy industry is very funny to me. Yeah, the goons. Put that in hacks. Nobody talks about how stop signs are weird in front of me. You disrespect the signs. That's Seinfeld's pop-talk bit you just did, and they break your legs. It's parallel thought! Also, Adderall's not, who cares?

Adderall's Adderall. Adderall's sick. Yeah, but it's funny to sell it to other castmates. Yeah, dorks. Dorks who don't know how to buy drugs. Yeah, I saw people online being like, who is the NYU student selling Adderall to fucking Chris Redd? Yeah, I remember I bought some Adderall in college because I didn't have a prescription back then. And they gave me like 40 milligram pills, which I didn't take any and made me feel like an astronaut for three days.

What do you take now? Now I take 10 milligrams and I was breaking them up into fives because I'm such a lightweight pussy. So when I was taking these 40s It really felt like I was Kanye West For like a week And also didn't sleep at all Is that when you wrote that Nazi song? Yeah, that was when I did the thing

And I was like, I'm a skinhead I'm a Nazi skinhead And I was also rapping back then I was so good, I could see all the flow I could see all the flow It was like I was on the flow That's a rap I wrote back then That's really good, man

That's really good It's a study drug that helps you rap Check it out, it's called Adderall i've never tried vivans i'm on medicaid please subscribe to patreon.com i'm a personal trainer now i'm about to lose my medicaid we got to get alex on better adderall it's ruining the show he can't make a theme for psychopath to two questions. Tag Jeremy in to get to psychopathwarrior.quora.com.

Yeah, thank God we found that because the questions got kind of non-psychopathy as we went. We have a bunch left. Let's go back to the questions here. Can we quarate for five seconds here? Please, yes. For five damn seconds. For five damn seconds.

Do you have a specific one you'd like to do? Yes, I do. Do the Quoromance one. Okay. These are questions of love, questions of the heart here on Quora.com. It's Psychopath Week. My BF says he's bricked up. How do I respond while being flirty?

What does that mean? Does that mean you're hard? Yeah, it means you're bricked up. It means you have a boner. It's the sexiest way to say you have a boner. It's because it sounds like you're a day laborer as well. Yeah, it's a working-class way of saying that you're erect. It shows you're on the right side of the class board.

Peanut style. It's somewhat Desperate Housewives coded because you're like a bricklayer for the downstairs. Well, if you're bricked up, that means that you can lay pipe. Fact! Jeremy fact. Yeah, that's what my new iced tea drinks, if you open up the cap, it says that.

How do I respond while being flirty? So I believe you should continue the analogy and keep it working class. So you should maybe be like, well, I'll provide the cement. Hey, I got my sub pump out because my basement's flooded. Whoa, that's good. Yeah, that's really good, right? Claire's getting a face of horror. She looks like she's Googling something.

I'm reading this answer silently to myself. Do you want to read it? This is from Big Dick Energy. Do you want to read it, Claire? No, I'd rather not read it. Okay, I'll read it. Okay. Oh, you want to read it, Oaks?

I would like to read it. Now, Big Dick Energy. Read it as Benoit Blanc. Please do that. Please. Smirk. Slowly and gently run your hand on his crotch and give it a light squeeze. Crouch down and bring your face down to it and rub your cheeks on his crotch.

Give it a little kiss. I'm sorry, I added a little. Give it a kiss in the teasing manner and say what a good boy and tell it to roll over. Oh, wait, it's a dog now? Make sure to feed it some snacks and walk it every so often. So the crotch became a dog. We kind of lost the plot there a little bit. But this guy went to Harvard, he says.

He's a gynecologist. He's a gynecologist and psychologist at Harvard. What do you think ILD stands for? Works with the most powerful men in America. I love Dick. He lives in hell. I live Dick. I live Dick.

I live that Dick. I heard you like Dick. I live Dick. I'm bricked up right now. I'm going to follow him. I don't like that it was a dog. He has two followers, us and Daniel Frazier, who's self-employed and making money online. That's what's up.

What's that Big Dick Energy's profile picture? It looks like a bunch of sort of steamed dumplings with slices of cheese on top. I thought it was like a muffin or something. Japanese-style mochis, perhaps. It looks like maybe mochis. Maybe they're pills. Maybe they're some sort of penis pills.

They're probably penis pills. Yeah, they're penis pills. Some sort of four hymns. Thanks for writing in, Big Dick Energy. Do we have any other answers on the bricked up one? I'm very interested in the question. Lise Olympia, 787, who's a disability management specialist at government. At the government?

Not the government, at government. She says, ask him to be your brick mason later. Thank you. Say you really want him to lay the brick on you. Tell him you have a brick house he can park in. LOL, heart emoji, heart hand emoji, peace sign emoji. I have a brick house you can park in with your bricks to continue. You can build me.

I'm a house. I'm a big bad wolf, and I'm going to blow down your bricks. This next answer is really good. Okay, this is from Kai Lehi. She says, you don't. If he says that, he means he's struggling. He most likely won't show emotion or talk because that's how us men are taught as children.

Psychopath. He's a man. I would be laughed at if I got kicked in the face during soccer. But if somebody accidentally kicked a girl in the shin, it would be a 10-minute apology. That's a good point. We don't show emotion because of the fear we will be laughed at. So try and give him a little space.

If he does open up and talk about it, it means he really trusts you. But give him a day, then try and mention it here and there. If he still hasn't said anything in a week, then try to make him talk about it. He could really be struggling with emotion. Hope it helps. What are you talking about, dog? So Brickda Kai thinks that that means he's really, his emotions are piling up inside of him. Oh, he misunderstood Brickda.

He thinks it means that his emotional house is bricked closed by bricks. Correct. It's been paved closed. So funny. Now, there's a comment here from Commander Shepard, who, of course, is from Mass Effect, I think. Yes, but it's the girl Commander Shepard, which means it's woke. Dude, being bricked up means he's hard. And then Chewie says bricked up means he's hard AF.

Yeah, he's not just hard. He's hard AF. He's like a brick. He's hard AF. Like if you punched his penis, it would break your hand. Is that what it is? I think that's right. That makes sense.

Yeah. Not if I was like a karate guy. I could break it in half. That's right. Yeah. I'd like to see you try because you'd break your hand trying. Because even the strongest warrior in the world couldn't break it. There's some answers that need improvement.

One is from Michael. It says he sounds constipated. Give him some prune juice. I agree that does need improvement. Wonders back says, prove it easy. Prove it is a fantastic response that's flirty and sexy. It's kind of boycoded. Yeah, well, maybe it's a boy.

It doesn't have to be a girl. That's fair. True, true. That's fair. You know what? That's my heteronormativity. Yeah, if your boyfriend... Bearing its ugly head once again.

If your boyfriend says he's bricked up and you're in a toxic gay relationship, say prove it pussy. Mr. Nick Mullin, I am a level two super genius. Just like yourself. Perchance they are all gay, sir. Have you considered they're gay? I could be the fourth chair on Comptown. Pics work, nylons and nice pair of heels, nothing else. That would be a poor response.

That was from a guy with a Marvin the Martian Abbey. You can send him nylon. Pics work. I want to see who asked this question, if you don't mind. Do you like Marvin the Martian? Yeah, why not? I thought he was one of the more interesting Acme villains. He was one of my favorites.

Yeah, he had a lot of heart. The question is from Remy. This is their only question ever. But Remy does make me think it's a boy because Remy is short for, of course, Jeremy. Oh, I also feel like there's a movie where Benoit Blanc is talking to a Remy. what would what now what what how many movies could that be some kind of benoit blanc film i can't think of the name of it ratatouille i was ratatouille it's he it was when he was working in that kitchen in france well we solved that one uh do you want to read more answers on that i feel

like no right no i think we covered it at this point if he's bricked up you say prove it also you're gay let's do a uh is that okay yes every week we answer questions from the listeners like you that are quora style please write us your personal questions quorators at gmail.com try to keep it under 30 seconds and uh i guess don't do that crazy auto-tune that guy did that one time that was too crazy don't do that ever again it was too crazy it made me feel insane is that okay um okay i'm gonna click this one they're also complimenting alex's uh uh audio drama yeah uh high school available now in the theater of delights stream okay here's the question uh-huh this is maxine from nebraska calling i was thinking about rebooting my podcast

the peep cast with a new catchphrase that I would say at the beginning of every episode. I'm thinking that could be, I have never attempted suicide. Is that okay? That is...

Is it okay? That is okay. Let's break the question down into parts. Rebooting a podcast, I'm thinking of having a catchphrase. That's okay. The catchphrase is... The catchphrase is, I have never attempted suicide. I've never attempted suicide.

I think that's okay. As a punch up, and this is just, first we've established it's okay, so we've already covered that, we've cleared that. Here's some room for improvement here, and that's when you say I've never attempted suicide, you gotta add some flair to it. Because a catchphrase should get the people going.

So if you have like, I've never attempted suicide, and it's too normcore, like it's too deadpan like that, that's gonna get energy down at the beginning. your catchphrase has got to get people up and out their seats. Let's hear this punch up. Perhaps the delivery is something like I have never

attempted suicide. That's the punch up? It's just to say it crazy? You say it crazy and you make it a little Spanish but not too much where everyone's mad. I was going to say it is a little Spanish. A little Spanish. In flavor?

In flavor. And it's called a spice. And if your mayo ass can't Handle it. You got to get out of the kitchen. I think that's good, too. If you have never attempted suicide, get out of the kitchen. Get out of the damn kitchen. Include a kitchen in part of it.

Yeah, get a kitchen in there. Work a kitchen. People love the kitchen because it's where food comes from. It's where you're cooking. That's where you're cooking. I don't know what your pod's about, Maxine, but should every episode just start with, welcome to the kitchen. Welcome to the kitchen where we cook up some new pods for you.

Maybe have a show about cooking or something Okay well thank you so much for writing in We love to answer your questions This has been Is That Okay I have never attempted suicide It is funny I have never attempted suicide Yo soy never attempted suicide

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be a lot of fun too and that's about it for us I already did the weather so that's all done and I love you and question everything I was trying to think of a psychopath in my blog let him finish

let him speak I do not believe in hell bye I could see you buffering in real time it wasn't happening I was like no it's not going to happen