Quorators - Punishment & Redemption w/ Casey James Salengo

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal that my wife doesn't like me to shower? If I try, she grabs onto me, starts smelling and licking my armpits, and then moves down to smell my balls and between my butt cheeks, she says she's obsessed with how I smell when I'm sweaty. A STRONG PASTOR DEFEATED US IN BATTLE AND TURNED ME FROM SATANISM. Iam 26 can I get genuine Russian or amarican girl for marry --- Check out Casey's podcast "I Love You... But Your Music Sucks" Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Uh, Casey, do you have any questions before we start? Do you like my shirt? I do like it! It's brown! Quora-tors! Oh no. Where's that? It's the Quora-tist podcast! America's premier Quora-based podcast

coming to you live in the ones and twos. This is Quarrior's Weather Report. It's fine today. What's the one and what's the two? Left and right. I don't have to answer that. We got a great show for you. We got all the best stuff is coming in.

It's Alex and Jeremy and Claire, the full crew. We're here and get used to it. And you know who else you have to get used to is this wonderful guest who is a rip-roaring comedian all the way from the Big Apple. That's right, New York City. We have Casey James Salengo. Casey? Good to be here.

It's all figuring out what's going on. You just hit your vape under your leg. I hit it. Yes, I did. What the fuck? All right. Don't tell them, man. You could just put it in your pocket.

This is a pro-police podcast. I don't want my aunt to see me vaping. Is she going to watch this? It's on YouTube. I don't know what she watches. She's always watching random shit. But Quorators, it's about Quora and its questions, and I'm on board. Thanks for having me, guys.

Casey, I think multiple people on our podcast have referenced you in stories. Really? wanted to have you on and then I went to Claire's stand up show recently and comedian I think it was Tommy McNamara

also has a joke about you you're like a side character in the New York City comedy it's really exciting it's exciting I'm becoming this Tommy has like

three jokes about me and he won't say it's about me there's one where he got in my car and I as soon as I started he goes

I got in my friend's car and he goes he turns it on and then porn starts blaring to the speaker that was you? that was me

because here's the thing I must have been watching. I go, I wasn't even watching. He goes, well, that's very weird. He makes it funny. I didn't know. Sometimes it just plays the last thing we were watching. It wasn't like I was beating off when I walked to the car.

I just gave my phone to my cousin. It was just the last audio that was available. And another one is how he fell on the subway tracks and I saved his life. Oh, you were there for that? Yeah. I was the main savior. I think you said Casey. I've eliminated anyone else in the story.

Just make it me. I carried him by myself to the hospital. You might have said, so he was dancing or something? Say, I did feel a little responsible. We were coming home from Pine Box. We were at the Morgan L, opposite sides. He was hammered. And he's doing this little dance.

And I'm kind of laughing and filming him. And then he drops his pants. I'm like, oh, no. He's gone too far. You're on the other side? I'm on the other side. And then I see, so his pants are down. He goes to pull him up.

And then he starts falling in the slowest way. He's like, what? I'm like, oh, no. And he's going so slow. and then right as he falls he like turns and he pile drives his head on the fucking rail oh and that's like a five foot fall it was yeah so he's knocked out so i jumped down there he was knocked out he was knocked out and then we jumped down there scooped him up there and then uh my wife made my wife and johnny made him go to the hospital i was like he's fine but we had to go

sit in the hospital at 6 a.m thank god they were there you jumped down on your side of the track like on the opposite side and then ran over so you weren't worried about the third rail or anything? I didn't think about the third rail until right. I think I was about to step

and someone's like, look out, and I was like, whoop. Almost got a lot worse. So that could have been bad. But I was trying to jump over rails. Two people have to go down. Yeah.

His rock bottom's going to be really interesting. I can't imagine. I was like, what more is going to happen? The story about him falling in the fire at the silent disco.

Falling in a fire? He was at a wedding. There was a bonfire. They're doing a silent disco. Now we just have to have Tommy on, too. I know. This is just never-ending. So he falls in the fire, but nobody can hear him because they're dancing.

So he's just like, ah, ah, and he's on fire, and everyone's dancing around him. He's hilarious. It's fun. Now we have to have Tommy on. He's going to tell a bunch of stories about, like, Ryan Reynolds or something. Oh, yeah. We'll have to have Ryan on. Ryan, you got to come on.

Ryan. Tommy's my best friend, but Ryan Reynolds is Tommy's best friend. Ryan Reynolds is Rob Mack's best friend. I don't like that. I don't feel like I would. Rob Mack? Why did you point at him? Rob Mack?

Is he Rob Mack? This is the West Coast. You're a confusing young man, Alex. I'll say that. No, I'm not. But I will say this as well. I'm young. Okay.

Those men seem like they want money and power. That cat is howling for the first time ever. Ignore the cat. Sorry. He'll do that as a cat. I love Milo so much. Look at what he's going off. Yeah, there used to be a higher up thing that he could jump on.

This is really good for the podcast. Now he's really pissed off. But he's too old now, so it's gone. And I think he knows that it's gone. None of this is on camera. It's kind of like when your grandparents aren't allowed to drive anymore. And they're like, I can still drive. And you're like, actually, we've hid your keys.

Actually, your bones are very brittle and you're a cat. You've killed six people already. Let the cat drive. Let the cat drive. Here's what I'm saying. I don't understand men who want money and power. That's so out of the realm of my life. And I know that's the classic staple of a man.

But it just doesn't compute to me at all. If I meet a couple and the man makes more money than the woman, and I'm like, what the fuck? This is going to sound like we cut a lot of stuff between those two parts. I'm jumping around. We're talking about Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mack. That's what we're talking about.

Rob Mack, because he's on a power trip. Let Tommy McNamara drive. Tommy Mack. Let Tommy and Ryan. You guys are really jumping around, and I'm keeping a lot of threads going in my head. I'm getting in the middle of it. We're going to go into the internet.

Real quick, Rob Mack is Rob McElhaney from It's Always Sunny. He has legally changed his name to Rob Mack. Ew, really? And people are very upset about it. Who are you talking about? Just them as people. Yeah, okay. Alex, here's the thing.

You said what in a way where I was like, does he not know who Rob McClendon is? We're very different because I have a feeling that you know everything that's happening in the world currently. He's a classic guy who knows stuff. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you're a classic guy who knows what's going on.

I don't know what the hell's going on at all. I look at my phone. It's scary. I don't like going on Twitter. Oh, honey. You probably can't handle it. So if you make some reference, like a bean dad type thing,

you're going to have to fill me in. that's the last thing I learned was Bean Dad Bean Dad is right around my mother friend I'm still on Hot Tua yeah Claire's stuck on Hot Tua

that was only a year ago I found out yeah that was a year don't you remember the anniversary yeah recently and Gen Z Boss

and a Mini was a year ago as well I thought that was 500 years ago Gen Z Boss and a Mini it's these girls and they say things

in the camera pans and you're supposed to go damn you you bitches you horrible bitches but they're just they're not doing anything it's these girls

on TikTok doing like a dance in their office and people were very mad because they're girls. Yeah. People do get mad at girls. It's the most nothing video

that's ever been famous. That's why I'm hiding my feet today. Oh, yes. It's too late for you, Claire. Let them out. There's no way to cut them. They're usually

in front of the camera. You can cut feet if you want to. Are you on WikiFeet, Claire? I don't... I'm on WikiFeet. We've looked. You're on WikiFeet?

4.7, baby. Damn. You've got to get on WikiFeet. Is that high? Also, that's a... You're our second best to have WikiFeet profiles. You're laughing at Kath Barbadoro's feet.

Oh, I know. Kath's got a wiki feet. Kath has a wiki feet and was docked for being injured or something. Yeah. For foot hurt? They don't let you show up on camera if you're not looking your best. Wait, I don't work for wiki feet. Someone just did it for me.

I didn't say it. You didn't nepo baby your way into your wiki feet spot. My dad was also on a wiki feet. This was a mail-in thing back then. We're going to go on Quora. We're going to go on Quora because that's what we have to do. At least once an episode. We would fill the time.

I had a tick in my foot yesterday. I see where this is going, and I'm just going to jump on it. So, Casey, Quora is a questions website, and there are spaces, which is like communities. Zooming in hits. Zooming in hits. There's something on the bottom. Okay, here we go.

This is the space of the week. Space of the week. That's fun. The reverb is long. This week's space is relationship and dating support. It's all about who's swiping. We're all married. We're all married.

Literally every single one of us. Casey, are you poly? No. Okay, so just Claire then. Yep, I'm just banging Claire. My wife lets me have one girlfriend. You're one whole pass. Claire's a celebrity.

She lives two blocks away. Come on. She wrote for SNL. No, we don't. She would love to, I'm sure. The hall pass is too dangerous. She might be doing it on her own. I try not to ask too many questions.

Nah, she works too hard. She does work too hard. She's got a lot of stuff. I'm just imagining keeping track of the lore of who is married to who for this podcast, I think is almost impossible. Because Jeremy's wife and Claire have the same name spelled the same. Alex has face blindness. I have face blindness.

I don't know who. Me too. You have face blindness? I think so. Is it like, can you get diagnosed? I don't know what the hell anyone is. I call them like a seum, but I'm just like wrong about people so often. It's like a medical condition.

Yeah, that's what I said when I came. I treat everyone I see like we're old friends. You thought I was a witcher earlier. Yeah, so I'll give them a hello because there's so many times people are like, we've known each other. And then people will be like, I'd rather get, why are you hugging me? Then we've actually met 10 times. Nick, my husband.

he does this thing where he'll be like doesn't that guy look like Bruce Springsteen and I'm like what guy and I'll point at a guy and it's just like

a southeast Asian he just thinks people look like other people but they don't look like that at all I do that too I think I see fucking Ruth what's the lady

the little Jewish lady Peter Ginsburg the little angry Jewish New York lady Ruth Peter Ginsburg no no no you know her name no more bits

we need to figure it out the writer she had a show She's recently become popular. She's got black hair like this and little glasses. She's always mad about, like, why are these people looking at their salary too long? Or whatever.

Fran Lebowitz? Fran Lebowitz. Oh, I was going to say Fran Lebowitz. Thank you. I think I see her every day. I'm always like, that's just a Jewish woman. Those are just Jewish New Yorkers. Any Jewish woman.

She is walking around. That's what I figured. It could be her. If she's walking around, I don't know what you can expect. Anyway, this space has 82,000 followers. This is a mid-sized chorus space. And 1,000 contributors, that's a lot of relationship experts. And this is a place people go to find support and to also date and have relationship.

Looking at these mods, we got some really good ones. We got Carolina, who's at the University of Gdansk, which I think is a real place and not just like Word Salad. We have Bobby the Builder. That was the place from Warzone. Grita, Sulochana, Rejector, and Rejectee have many proposals. Yeah, so these are all people who can help you. Carolina says, if you have to chase it, it's probably not meant for you. Must be real.

Have you ever chased? I did my whole childhood, and then never again. And then you locked it down. No. Well, I was always a little sad boy, trying to get ladies because I was a little sad boy. And I was like, no. And then I got a girlfriend at 17, and I never looked back. And if I ever liked a girl, I was like, you're not going to fucking know it.

All right. I'm not getting that power over you. I am the chase-ee, and it's much easier. You're the chased. I'm the chased. You're the quarry. But then once they catch you, they're not happy about it. They catch you.

They don't want you. I hate chasing. I have three examples on this, if you'd like to go to the examples. I didn't scroll around much, but it is like a very general space, and it's pretty big for Quora. But there's some real bad shit stuff on here. Smell my balls is the only thing I saw. Wait, what?

Where did you see smell my balls? Go back to the one we were just on. Okay, great. You assumed you will be the quarry. Is this the first podcast you guys are doing? Soon you will be the core. Come on. I was trying to roast and nobody laughed and now I feel bad.

Jesus Christ. We did that at one of our live shows. Sometimes you got to be mean to Jeremy because it's the only way. I think everyone should be nice to Jeremy. Is your name Jeremy? Or did you? No, Alex actually has a word blindness. He has word blindness.

Jeremy. Jeremy. Is it normal that my wife doesn't like me to shower? If I try, she grabs onto me, starts smelling, and licking my armpits. And then she moves down to smell my balls. And between my butt cheeks, she says she's obsessed with how I smell when I'm sweaty. So this one's interesting. Is this normal?

This implies that he's never showered, because every time he tries to, she grabs him. Yeah, this sounds violent. And smells his balls. She's like opening his ass. The butt cheek, yeah, opening his ass. That's a bridge. That's past sexy, and that's like you have some kind of disorder. Or it's like, you know, like, what's in there?

She just likes the scent. It's a guardian's behavior. It's like a bridge troll who's protecting his balls from moisture. Well, here's the thing. He could shower once and then just like wait a day and be just as stinky as he was before he showered. Like, oh, yeah, he'll come back to France. This ain't going to come back. How do you feel about smells?

I love gross smell. Really? I love I'm very like somebody like uptight, like not a lady. like you know pussies don't smell pretty cool but uh just like general bodies

and like myself like if I can smell myself at all I'm fucking disgusted luckily I don't smell usually I don't really have to me I don't think

I have a smell no no I don't think you do either I've tried to find it I know I'm pretty fucking sweaty so like I gotta like I couldn't have

a girlfriend like this cause I wouldn't like be able to interact in society oh shit I gotta get in there she'd keep you locked up she'd keep me locked up

I'd be her precious this little gem because I'd be so smelly. He's got your balls and a little Glade thing plugged into the wall. That would be great if there was a Glade thing

that looked like balls and you plug it in and then the ball sent to him. Claire, I'm going to go ahead and guess we're no less than 30 feet

from a store that sells that kind of thing. It's like truck s**t. More lore about Jeremy's apartment. We are not in s**t. That first question, that's not a question.

Are you single and need a boyfriend? That's just a guy Prostituting himself That's a related question This doesn't have any answers This question But I want to see

So the answer is It is not normal Because we have four people Who are married And no one else Is having their balls smelled I just think I don't think it's too

Is it normal? I think if you like The smell of the person Sometimes people smell Different to different people Well you don't Let them shower? No I don't

Do you let your husband Shower Claire? Yeah He doesn't like to He only washes his hair Once a year The signs of abuse Were there

Because he's gross Is that real? I don't wash my hair. Well, you've got nice hair, and he does look good, but the cat could get all the grease out of it. Here's the thing. What if we say no? What, are you going to leave her?

What do you want? Is it normal? What do you fucking care? You have to know that everything your wife does is normal or not? It's normal for this relationship, but it's not great. What's his endgame? This person needs relationship and dating support and is not getting fucking any.

If she's, like, super wealthy, then it's like, yeah, whatever. Then she's paying you to stink. Let's answer this and say, how much money does she have? I think you can say if she's wealthy, it's okay because then she's paying you to stink. Or pretty. Alberto Mysterio.

That's us. It was my name with my face, so we changed that because people kept talking to me. They're like, hello, Alex. Here's a question. I am 26. Can I get genuine Russian or American girl for Mary? Oh!

Lots on that. I'm guessing yes. Good luck, hot buster. Genuine Russian or American. Yeah. How genuine is he looking for? All right. What about a Canadian?

Would a Canadian do? Canadian count. Canadians are like the middle between American and Russian. They're like the Russians of the West. The team of Americans, people call them. They're next to America, but they love hockey. They're both puck bunnies. Yeah.

Puck bunnies. I love Canadians. They're all very supportive. Shout out to Canada. Yes, you can marry an American girl. Home of the Puck Bunnies. Usman Khan. He's from Pakistan.

And dentist. And he is a dentist. Shout out. Very rich man. You can marry my wife if you're a dentist, buddy. Please. Yeah, you don't need no help. Your 26-year-old dentist?

That's crazy. Yeah, you're doing great. His wife's teeth need you. No, she needs money. My teeth need a dentist. He says he can do it from Pakistan, so. If any American girl. Any.

Then she has to move to Pakistan. That's like a whole thing. Yeah. You're asking too much. I'm going to follow him. We're his first followers. Why don't you just move across the world and be with this dentist? He is following this one woman, Kelly Peterson.

So I wonder if she is someone who he's trying to hook up with. She appears to look like Henry Kissinger in the 70s. She's very interested in the impeachment of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. How is that going, by the way? You know what? She almost got what she wanted. Quite well, actually. She's a professional lurker.

That doesn't seem... I know I'm pretty plugged in, but... Yeah, he hasn't been around since Donald Trump got elected. I think he kind of got what he wanted and was like, I don't need to go on Quora anymore. Kelly? Did you say Don Draper got elected? Did I say that?

Oh, Donald Trump. No, she's been online as of May. And I do believe she's a woman, and I think that she's just a fan of whatever old man this is. She just likes old men in general. I think this is probably a famous right-wing old man. Would you like to click on the space Pedagogy of Wise Crackers? Because I feel like there's a lot of places this could go.

What the frig is this? Words of wisdom and humor that we share uncensored if possible. No, this might just be Kelly Peterson's personal space. I haven't understood one thing that's happened so far. Would you like to read the details of Pedagogy of Wise Crackers? Do you find yourself to be a wise cracker? The space makes it so different from wise cracker. The one like little

Separated word Just makes a world of difference Because it does make it seem like a racial thing I am the wisest of crackers Hey what does pedagogy mean again? Thank you Pedagogy What does that mean again?

I don't know how you say it But I don't feel comfortable giving like a definition On YouTube or I get destroyed So nobody knows what it means Practice of teaching especially as an academic Subject or theoretical concept That's what it is. Wait, one more.

Let me read it. You guys are going too fast. The method of practice. I've spelled fucking six subjects back. I feel like it's one of those words where you're like, you know what that is. I didn't read it. I was just looking at it, and I said, you know what? I don't need to know.

You don't need to know. It's not going to come up again. No. I kind of knew what it was, but kind of not. You guys know what synecdoche means? Yeah, it's a place in New York. No, that's synecdoche. Oh, the chaos.

What are we doing, Alex? All right. Let's do Corbett and Fruit, our religion segment. This week's theme is Punishment and Redemption. We'll be starting with our religious questions here on Corbett and Fruit. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. This is a post in Demons, Ancestral Spirits, and Occultism.

We have done this in the space of the week recently, but since we went on there, I've been getting emails almost daily from the space and they are all a stray fire. Do you believe in demon? Casey? Casey?

No. No. So a demon we're defining as kind of the opposite of whatever angels are. It's a force of evil that lives in hell.

Yeah, like a biblical monster. Absolutely not. Yeah, you know, like they go in your body and turn your head around. I'm pretty, well, those kind of things might happen.

Listen, I'm pretty open to anything being possible, but that one seems the least likely that there's big, muscular... A bit far-fetched. I mean, we got pictures of like a Diablo-style monster at the top of the post here.

He's red. He's red. A strong pastor defeated us in battle and turned me from Satanism. I'm hooked. That's a lead. And when it leads, it bleeds. Now, okay, we need to describe this image

for the audio. There is a demon who is horrible and he's photoshopped next to a big throne that looks like Bowser's throne and there's a skull in it and horns. And then there's a... I think Paul Dano is being attacked. Yes.

A separate photo of a gem photoshopped in. I think it's the bean from Chicago. It's a bean-like gem. It'd be the bean. You're both right. What does it have to do with the rest of it? We'll find out. Well, the demon, the devil is attacking Paul Dano.

This is actually the scene from There Will Be Blood. Oh, yeah. In the bowling alley, right? Yeah, this is the bowling ball. I thought I recognized that chair. And this chair is just the chair that Daniel played. Do you like milkshakes? Yeah.

How's it, what'd he say? What do you think of my spiked chair? I like a black and white milkshake. Was the skull a bit much? I killed this man. I'm a devil. This is fun. There was a pastor who greatly hindered our operations.

He was the main spiritual obstacle in my occult operations. From time to time, we were disturbed spiritually by a thick smoke of fire that came from the prayers of that pastor and other believers with him. Consequently, higher spirits of the occult kingdoms joined me to battle greatly against him. I projected thousands of demons to fight and manipulate him, but the demons failed in each and every occasion. On a certain day, I let thousands of spirits to visit the pastor physically. The aim of this visit was to be at a closer range from where the elemental demons could operate on the highest degree.

There's a gif of some kind from a vampire's ball. I don't know this is some sort of vampire movie but it was pretty much like this I think is why this is in here

to keep you engaged I think they're saying this is an actual video of what's going on with them yeah maybe you're right a thousand demons were coming out

of this pastor and he was like no I don't even care if there's a thousand of you I also went to access him and to ascertain the level of his power

ascertain ascertain what am I saying here pedagogy pedagogy don't mind if I do photographing with the psychic camera

of the psychic photograph which I took when I visited the pastor revealed that he and those who were with him were inside an ocean of blood which is the blood of Jesus Christ.

Does this get better? I feel like this is just... What do you mean does it get better? This is an insane person. There's thousands of demons being defeated by a powerful pastor.

This is extremely long. Is there a question to it? No. This is an Amazon Prime series waiting to be made. Top comment from Ruth who I think is the woman that Casey keeps seeing.

Ruth's Jedi-ed up. I believe this 100%. okay this is people used to just be able to be crazy you know alone in their house but now they're crazy online now we all gotta fucking get involved with it he's from uganda i think this guy is based he's uh his name is sam ain he's a teacher for life and he does a lot of stories where demons are defeated that's cool i mean if that's not cool i don't really know what is per se so like i'm totally up with what he does he's but his story is too long though he's storyteller. He lost Jeremy, but I

honestly love... I got bored in the middle. I love the greatest teachings of the greatest to ever do. We're talking Jesus Christ and he's the rock of ages as well. Jesus Christ the rock of ages. Is that play about Jesus? The rock of ages? The rock of ages. That's right in all his songs. Yeah. I thought it was like

Guns N' Roses. Oh, it's about Guns N' Roses. Other guys. Oh, the fucking dream coat. That's Jesus. I gotcha. Alright. I think Def Leppard did Rock of Ages. I say no, sir. Okay, let's do another let's do a real question let's do a question i guess i'll read that in my own time here's a question how many christian men in america are silently stalking and trafficking

their current or ex-wives actually trying to loan them out and holding their personal identities with monetary gain that the woman isn't aware of i'm gonna say 600 000 that's a lot is it a lot oh i thought how many how many americans are there now like 400 million yeah 600 000 so there's like I don't know, like a quarter of a percentage Sure Are currently trafficking their wives Well, what do you think? I think a couple of Christian guys are loaning out their wives

For sure Really, yeah Especially rich ones But on the down low So they're like polyamorous But they're not talking about it No, I think they're non-consensual Women are non-consensually being sort of

Pimped out Being pimped out by their Christian pimps That's not great and husbands. It's kind of getting at something that's too real. It's Yellow King adjacent, right? What is that?

From True Detective? True Detective. I knew that one. It's kind of True Detective-y? It's what's his name? Lovecraft, though, right? HP? Yeah, I think so.

HP! I thought it was my boy Harry Potter Lovecraft. Ha! Was it the Yellow King you thought was from Lovecraft? I thought that was a Lovecraft thing. I thought that was the bad guy

from the first True Detective. It is the bad guy from the first True Detective. They probably stole it from that. I mean, everything that thing stolen but i don't know it was fun though i like great art is stolen it's very fun except it was not the second season i couldn't even it was so everyone's like what are you doing and i it was the summer i had to turn off the air conditioner to hear it and i was like air conditioner wins

this is before closed captioning was so relevant there's a cool knife fight in it i like that they had a lady who was deadly with knives but um to focus on the question here okay my point is traffic through life. How do we do it? How does one do it? Is there paperwork? You just like take her on a trip.

Oh, all right. Yeah. She gets stuck in traffic. She don't know where she's going. Women can't drive. Bad with the directions. Fuck, it's a great joke.

They keep getting traffic because they can't drive. I'm out of here. That's pretty good. I'm taking a time machine back to 1989. I think 600,000 is too much. It's probably like 550,000.

All right. No, I don't know. Let's just agree to disagree here Let's just say Christian men Probably American men don't want to work that hard The question is from Amy Straight, white, biologically born woman Oh my god

That seems like a woman who is not Having an agenda Why are you yelling? Why straight? Straight is the first thing you lead with It's in all caps because that's how the FBI Types up their profiles Oh my god, any room she wants

I like dick, alright? Don't even try it Cock alert. I'm hungry. Oh, Debbie Lowe's dick. Can I sue Alex Jones for trauma because he tried to placate Francis Xavier as a victor for Satan, then with a hacked vehicle, had his minions stalk me and try to turn me into Satan to the point I hospitalized myself? It's a true story.

It's a true story. We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here. Are there any things that make sense in our just insane rambling people? Oh, then we shouldn't go on Quora. Oh, no. We can do whatever we want. I'm just wondering.

I have genuine good advice to give. Go to animal questions. Yes. I love animals. This is Quora gone wild. Will my hand-raised tiger save me, or will they run away when I get ambushed by a male lion if I was walking in the wild of African plains?

The tigers aren't... Lions beat tigers every time. I think so, right? Is that true? Which one's bigger? Lions are bigger, and I believe they're more aggressive. Male lion. Well, you know, the male lion doesn't hunt.

What? This is a famous lion fact. Y'all better sell in for this. I wasn't sure when I said that fact. It was true, but I wanted to sound confident. You did sound confident. Tell us about the female lion hunts. It's also hand-wraithed, so it means it's not a good fighter probably.

The male lion is very glamorous, and that's why he has that mane, and he's straight up like peacocking, and women think he look good. But they go out, and they bring the meat to him. They go out, and they bring the meat to him because he looks so good. And they love his smell. Oh, yeah. And they love his smell. They always smell his balls

just to keep him like that, keep him riled. Quit showering. I gotta shower. But here's the thing. Tigers get very large and I think there are some that are bigger than lions,

but of course, there's many different breeds out there. I'd love to see the interaction take place. Yes, thank you. Good answer. I'd love to see

a hand-raised tiger just in general. I'm just imagining a little tiger holding your hand. He's so cute. And then you swallow him. It's kind of like

a fox and a hound situation. I love fox and the hound. God damn. They raised the fox? Pussy-ass tiger. Yeah, he is a bitch-ass tiger. Remember the tiger that was briefly in Fox and the Hound? And they were like, you're too big.

You're throwing off the scale of the animal. I remember when the mall, they had these drugged-up baby tigers you could take pictures with when I was a kid. What? And I was so fucking pumped, and my sister wouldn't let me touch it just because she was a bitch, and I still am mad. I saw her last weekend, and I brought it up again. It's my dream in life is to touch a fucking tiger.

And just because she was being an asshole wouldn't even let me touch it. Wait, Casey, has anyone else here ever been to a mall where they have drug tigers? No, but I can see it happening. Have you heard of this happening? In areas that are less religious is what they do instead of Santa Claus. It's true. This was, well, you sit on the tiger's lap. They're all kind of red.

So there's like a tiger king of New York. It was, I think, so this was Vermont. So it was Rutland, Vermont. And it was, I think, is a guy traveling around with his fucked up tigers. And any parking lot that didn't kick him out, he would charge people for pictures. You can touch him. Come on, you can touch it. But not the little one.

You can't touch it. Where you been at GameStop? You can touch my tiger. Did you take a photo with it? The photo is my sister and my brother holding it and me off to the side trying to touch it. I really just got genuinely mad. Are you the youngest?

Yeah, I'm the youngest. Oh, okay. So this is like bullying. They wouldn't let you touch it. They bullied me, yeah. They're trying to deprive you of tiger touch? Absolutely. I can imagine if you're at a mall,

there's a lot of things that might enrage or excite a tiger. It was outside. It was in the parking lot. Okay. Okay, you're in the partner. If you go near it with Auntie Anne's, does it fly into a rage? That's what I want to know. That's why you put them on drugs.

Okay. Probably put it on a lot of drugs. I've never been in this situation, and I'm excited, and I'm jealous that you were in it. And I'm sorry they didn't let you touch it. Thank you, Alex. I appreciate that. You're welcome.

To answer the question, if it's in the African plains, we've got to look up African tiger stats. What if it's in a Vermont parking lot? Yeah. It wasn't. That's not the question. The top comment here says, lions hunt in prides and also in hunting groups. Your tiger will be outnumbered.

It would be wise of him to not interfere. That's a great answer from Easter Clue Botha. This is lion propaganda. Wise tiger. What kind of name is Easter Clue Botha? Some of y'all are exhibiting hand-raised... Tiger traits, yeah. Oh, my God.

Like what? You've got to find Jesus. I've been looking. I found these. I went to a church camp when I was a boy. Really? He said, I let Jesus into my heart because I cried at a fire. That's nice.

That's cool. Next question. Yeah, we're done with that one. You don't want to see any other answers about tigers versus lions? Wait, what's that one with the picture? It said an AI image. It was a related one. You don't think it's real?

No, it's just unrelated. Ooh, Stranger Things. There is an ad for the Stranger Things Broadway show. They're making it a play? It's a musical? Stupid. Holy shit. You can save up money?

I don't know why this answer says it's a model. Is the male lion clothed or naked? My answer may shock you. I don't know what that means. But there's no answer that I can find. This is from Richard Clifford, who is an animal health technician. Okay, so maybe it's like a joke for...

He has the last name of a famous dog. He's like a joke for veterinarians. Yeah, I don't know. Like if you scare the stripes off a tiger. Where can I go for a sex chat for emergency relief? That was his question one year ago he asked. I think actually... You're into emergency sex chat?

I've not had an emergency sex chat. What I was going to say is Quora is a great resource for veterinarians because they are often working night hours. There's ERs, and if you go in, I had to bring my cat in because he had an allergic reaction. And there's just this group of ladies who's up all night, and I bet they have questions. And they're doing sex chats. They are hot. Did you go to the one in Williamsburg? I went to, this was in Massachusetts, but luckily my cat has not had an emergency here.

I had to bring a cat I was sitting to Williamsburg. I bet they're so hot, though. It looked like a TV set that I was like what the fuck they all had full makeup and like the most gorgeous people ever seen And I walk in with my cat and they thought and then I got I run out to park the car again And I come back in to check on my cows and as I walk in I just hear a doctor going fuck And they have a little tiny dog, and it's like and they're like trying to give him CPR. I'm just like I Walk outside. I was trying to find a place cuz I'm just like it was too much I start crying in the street

and then I look I see in my corner of my eye a bunch of people I'm in front of the second city in Williamsburg and there's a show letting out while I'm just weeping I thought I was in like

a private street and I had to run away and the cat I brought in was fine wow okay I got thrown off by the dog dying in the middle

but these girls are gorgeous you're saying I'm trying to get my stories in in the compact way as possible so they're not going to make sense and the doctor was Tommy McNamara

hey come on Ah, dog tag. Don't let the dog tag. Couldn't save the dog. Why do you babes take this dog corpse out of here? You guys have never called a sex hotline? No, have you?

Have you done it? No. Emerging agents and managers are like, how do you do it? Quick. When I was little, I would call party lines. Remember party lines? No. What is this?

Maybe you're too young for party lines. I know movie phones. Singles will chat with you? There's a thing called party line where everyone calls in, and then it's just like a big group call of strangers. I thought this was in like the 50s. No. Where's a bit older than us?

Not really. You can Google it. Yeah, I remember in the movies, it's like an operator like physically playing. No, no, no. You know when you could have like three-way calls or whatever? Oh, I do. There's just like a website,

a number you could call and then you'd talk to people and then someone would be like, don't, don't, don't, like make a prank thing. I can kind of, I remember that a little bit. Numbers were websites back then. I'll tell you what Conversations should be two people We had it right the first time

Watch out That cat just threw up A whole bunch Oh are you okay buddy He threw up on this chair And I'm gonna clean it As soon as we're done That's not a whole bunch

Just now A little bit Can I just say This is Milo's biggest episode He's the star Producer Milo He refuses to not be In the eye of the beholder

He's being very active I have another question I think he's upset Because he's been laying On this couch all week Because it's really hot And now we're sitting On the couch

And he's just like What the fuck is going on This question is How do I sell more cows Okay. This is a good question. Former ex-grain silo washer. All right.

We have an answer from Susan Canaday. Has anyone of us sold a cow before? Not. I don't have a rural background like that. I'm a city boy. I don't think animals, there should be a money exchange. It's more of a, you know, do you guys connect? Yeah.

Love trades for love, brother. Cow for cow? Cow for cow. Or cow for, I don't know, a broom. Whatever you need. Three smaller animals. Bartering. Two pigs.

Maybe half a goat. Maybe half a goat. Two pigs don't make a right. How many DVDs per cow? Yeah, seven. It fully depends on the movie. Two of them are Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Oh, that's pretty good.

And honestly, I didn't mind that movie. Did you see the reboot? It was kind of funny. Yeah, Clark's too? No, it was Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. It's the newest one. Oh, wow. This is like 2020 something?

Well, it was leaving Amazon. I put it on. I was sitting in a house. I'll tell a quick story. Now we're going to read the cowards Your husband set me up So he's like Can you do a job for me tomorrow

Because any job That no one would do People ask me She's like My friend is moving And her No Her boyfriend

She's kicking out of the house And she doesn't want to be there While he's getting his stuff Will you go over there So I just sit In this lady's apartment While this man came over And I didn't know

If I was supposed to be like Tough or whatever But he was like small And he seemed so sad And right before he came I put on the Jameson Bob reboot and then i used the situation and i couldn't he was in front of me i wanted to be like i was just

watching to see if this was funny or not but we didn't say a really word and then he gave me the keys and he was crying and i was like god was that worth a hundred dollars i feel like small angry guys are one of the most dangerous kinds i mean i was like this guy could have like a knife some and i don't know he has no idea who i am or what my if i'm like the new boyfriend i'm like i'm just a guy sitting here so even i'm the closer i want i was like should i tough talk him i heard him like going through pens i want to be like all right hurry it up pal leave the pen jack which pen you need for me to write you a check uh we had an answer on the cows thing from susan canada susan says if you are in indonesia you face many challenges marketing cows are these

beef or dairy cows are they marketed as breeding stock or for dairy or for meat a lot depends on these questions this is an ai answer i feel like this is susan canaday a former x-grain silo washer this is a really good answer beef is a smaller i'm still reading i want to see how long it was beef is a smaller percentage of the meat industry in indonesia and the number of beef cattles in indonesia is falling slowly on the other hand dairy appears to be showing good growth annually and there is a big push on the government to improve nutrition by encouraging the use of dairy products so let's sell more dairy cows that's what you're saying i think one of the biggest challenges for raising any type of cattle and selling them in indonesia is there there are

a number of illnesses of cattle that affect production in indonesia i also think that cheap imports affect cattle producers in indonesia no one fucking said they're in indonesia uh well this is if they are i think that local government agencies can help with herd health management but as far as competition for cheap imports there's something farmers have to petition the government for that was really in depth you gotta admit that was the most in-depth beef question we've had i'm positive this is chachi pt no i don't think so it was an answer requested by simar mata oh okay um so you can't you so you got one cow to one cow for milk and one cow to eat you can't one can't do all of it what they often do have to do all of it but i think just the thing is the dairy

Dairy cows don't die, so you're not losing a cow every time you do it. Ever? No, they do die ever. I'm just saying you don't kill them. You do kill them with the conditions you put them in to extract the milk. There's one cow that we've gotten all our milk from at the beginning of time. During COVID, I had a friend who was somewhat skeptical of the COVID vaccine. Part of the vaccine thing was that it prevents death from COVID.

He was like, they think this vaccine is going to make it so you're never going to die. It makes you immortal? Yeah, I don't buy it. And that was his problem with it? Yeah. Prevent death? Yeah, I don't think that's true. I'm going to want to die at some point.

Is this the one friend who all of the stories are about? Yes. Okay, good to know. Now I know. Okay. Well, that's been very helpful. I think that, you know, you just got to get out there and hustle. Cool.

Hustle mentality, cow style. Word up. Richard Reier says lower the selling price. He talks with animals. A guy with a SpongeBob app, he says drop your price. Paul Myers has dropped the price and the cow's well fed. So the core of it too is just like lower the value of the cows.

Look at Heart Wings now. Look at Heart Wings now. This is what I wonder. You got nothing else going on? She says, I don't know. I don't want a cow. Isn't that what she said? I thought this isn't for you, lady. She said, find people who want to buy cows. I do not want a cow. So why are you on the cow messaging

quorum? It's trouble making behavior. She's an older woman. Very blurry. She says Vote Blue, save the country. I am not interested in meeting people online, so please do not send me messages or ask me to follow you. Thanks. Why are you here, lady?

Follow zero people. We know she doesn't want a cow. She's trying to get people to vote. She has 1,000 questions. She wants to know about Invermectin. Where's my great uncle? She says, is Melania Trump a diversity hire? Oh, hold on.

I got to hit a button for that. Whoa. Smallest victory. Does she have a job? She's post-Ancora. She is not looking for a relationship, KZ. All right. I'm not asking more questions, Leia.

Do you want a cow? It's my only one. Do you want a cow? Should we do a core romance? Yeah. I would like to just do a whole week of cow questions at some point. I think that's a great idea. Here we are in core romance.

Okay. One-stop shop for love. it says no this is one answer the question is if we were in a car and it's raining out would you mind if i ate all the pussy while you waited all of it save some for the rest of us okay what is this scenario so if we that's implying there are two people are you we're in the car with this person and it's raining outside um and then they want to see if they eat the pussy but we're waiting While you waited But we're waiting

We're not getting Our pussies ate We're just waiting In the car My question is Is he with a woman Who's gonna get her pussy Where he's like

Do you mind if I eat your pussy Or is he with a guy Or anyone And then there's someone else Or a woman And he's like Do you mind if I eat this pussy Or does he have like

In his consult And he's like I got some pussy But I'm hungry Yeah It does sound like He's asking like Is it okay if I have all of it

And you don't If I don't share the pussy I don't share any of the pussy With you I haven't eaten pussy all day I'm really hungry You had some pussy earlier Why are you being greedy

You know And I feel like They're waiting For the rain to stop So they can go Into a restaurant It kind of feels like And now they're waiting

Now there's nothing to do So he's going to eat All the pussy The questions on the side Are really freaking me out I actually want to know The second one Can any girl

Show me their vagina Can they Do you eat Your daughter's pussy Ew No Alright Cora has no rules

About No not really Alright That's kind of the hallmark of the thing. This is where pedos go. Well, it's honestly better than it should be then. I was looking for the Reddit stuff for our bonus episode today, and I found an on am I overreacting.

It was am I overreacting if my husband's a pedophile? You know, I don't think you are. You might not be reacting enough. Let me finish. I love it. I should be less excited. The one answer on would you mind if I ate all the pussy while you waited is from Tisha Dog, who says,

Go for it. Hey, that's nice. And she's a former long-term bus driver, so I think she knows what draining out and waiting in the car. There's nothing better, you ask the lady. Oh, this is from Uncle Daddy. You can eat her pussy. She says, go for it.

We're not following Uncle Daddy. He's a contributor to the space Soft Titties. I can guess what's on that. T-I-D-D-I-T-E-S. What is that one? Go ahead and click on Soft Titties. I can tell you what it's going to be. It's going to be about Soft Titties.

Nothing. It's actually nothing. How soft? are there no posts on this all right we've clicked on this space it's completely empty it's called titties t-i-d-d-i-e-s there's nine contributors who've done fuck all get it together steve whittaker posting soft titties biggest disappointment of the day we could apply to be a uncle daddy uncle daddy uncle daddy did you find the soft they're not soft they're not yet Do you live in Florida, asks.

He knows about sex. He does know about sex, pornography, and meth. Parentheses, work. And he has advice for female masturbation. Oh, that's good. I don't think anybody wants advice from an Uncle Daddy. He's a single person. I like rock music.

He knows about single people and singles music. And Sluts R Us. Is that a real store? Yeah, Toys R Us went out of business. Jeff Friesel, he's like, hey, listen. I'll sell you whatever you want, pal. His first question is, do gang stalkers speak to one another on Quora and other platforms in code, relay messaging, and other directives?

Okay, there's eight answers on that. So he wants to be a gang stalker and figure out how it works? Unclear. Are these people stalking someone in a gang? Like a gang of people stalking someone? Or one person stalking a gang of people? Oh, this is a phenomenon. Gang stalking is people who believe they're being stalked by a gang.

Really? It's like a conspiracy mindset kind of thing. Like everywhere you go, there's somebody watching you. Well how about that Although we had Claire Parker on And she was like I was on this gang stalking community And it just sounds like people do do it So I don't know

They probably have to become real now Because people are upset about it Well it's like bullying Mass bullying Anyway this man is your father And his brother Uncle Daddy He's a contributor to sexy and beautiful

Yeah I mean This guy knows about sex too Should I click on sex and be beautiful? This also has no posts. This is so weird. Is there like some mod? Click on the sex one. Click on the sex question he knows about.

I'm afraid to. This one? Let me see what he knows about sex. I think this is just the topic of sex. All right. So this is just all sorts of sex. This is no good. What is your gender, male or female?

I don't know if Cora works. Don't listen to anything I say. Sorry. This is a medieval drawing of someone on a penis dragon. Cool. I feel like letting Casey drive the car on Cora. You're right. He's like letting a child drive a monster truck.

We're all in the car and it's raining. He doesn't know how it works yet. I saw sex. You guys are talking about gang stalking and all these bean dad stuff. It's a dangerous vehicle. And I want to know questions about sex. It's Uncle Bean Daddy. Uncle Bean Daddy.

Uncle Bean Daddy. Oh, boy. He's the latest in current events. So he wouldn't let his kid have the beans or he'd give him too many beans? He made her open the can of beans. That was it. That's what it was. And then people were like, how dare you?

And then he made the song for My Brother, My Brother and Me podcast, and they said, we're changing the song. Because of Bean Dad? Because of Bean Dad. Because he did all that with the beans. And people say we rip off their show because they read questions on their show, but they don't read Quora. Our song is by non-problematic musician Brittany Boer.

Stay Inside. Hell yeah. Who has never had beans in her life. Never made anyone mad ever. She's never made anyone mad. She's never had beans. She's the perfect woman. And I'm in love with her.

We're in love. Okay, here's another question. Why is I don't bite offensive to straight people? I was talking to my roommate and I said, come on, dude, I don't bite. She said that when a person who isn't straight says I don't bite to a straight person, it's offensive. It's offensive. Now, this is a queer community discussion. Now, it's not offensive.

But if you're very homophobic, I could say. Someone saying I don't bite It implies you're waiting for the Unless you want me to It's a flirty way of saying I would fuck you if I could Is what I feel like It's not offensive

But it is suggestive I don't know I think I don't bite is like It sounds suggestive to me I think I don't bite is like Me talking to a homophobic person Who thinks I'm going to bite Well they don't think you're going to bite

They think you're going to try to Eat their pussy or whatever. They're going to eat all your pussy in the ring. But I'm saying bite to be, you know, PG. It's your mouth. I see what Casey's saying, but it is also just like a common expression. Yeah. And that's in reference to dogs.

You can say it to anyone. You can say it. You can, but you may get hate crime. It's definitely not a straight thing, right? No, but in our culture of straight pounders, we hate being told that someone's going to bite. Oh, yeah. Because I've got a gaggle of gay fellas I hang out with, you know, trying to get a piece of the big man.

And I'm swaying away. They're advances all the time. So I know when a guy's trying to fuck. Do they ever say the thing about biting? They don't even ask. They just do it. They just start biting. They nibble.

They bite hard. I just have a nibble. Like a horse on your arm. It's not sexy. I don't nibble. That's what I would be worried. Someone goes, don't worry. I don't nibble.

Yeah, nibble is worse. That would be weird. It's a suggestive word. And then they go like, I don't like that. But I don't bite. If you're offended by I don't bite, then you are homophobic.

Yeah. Also, you might be a redneck. If you think every gay person wants to fuck you, then you're... I didn't say everyone. There's six dudes that I know. He was very clear. No.

You think you're a homophobe? I was trying to put myself in the shoes of a homophobe to see why it's offensive. Let's read the comments here. Let's see what people say. We have an answer from Premon Tilson, who lives in New Zealand. Read it.

And do the accent. I can't do that one. It's hard to say. It might have been just a misunderstanding. I think you would have to ask her to explain. That's not bad. That's good. It's not bad.

It's like I'm in New Zealand. Yeah, for real. All right, keep going. Why did you say I don't bite in the first place? The only time I can imagine saying that is if someone was not being receptive to something that was drawing. I can't do it. I'm closing my eyes, and I see the sheep. Like, I see the wide plains, the rocky plains of New Zealand.

When she rejected your friendship, did she somehow get the idea you were hitting on her? So, I don't, who's, is there a woman in this? Oh, this is like a riddle. The doctor, the doctor, the fighter? I'm going to read the question again very quickly just for fresh. Why is, I don't bite offensive straight people. I was talking to my roommate. I said, come on, dude, I don't bite.

She said. Oh, you're right. When a person who isn't straight says, I don't bite to a straight person, it's offensive. I think from a woman's perspective, gender dynamics, they think you're going to eat all their pussy. That's what it might be. And then you're going to bite them while you're doing it. It's a mouth thing. So you think it's a lesbian asking this question?

I'd say this is why you don't talk to your roommate. Yeah, that's true. You don't need to be having these kind of conversations. You get married so you don't have to have a roommate and have this conversation. That's right. Oh, yeah. Because if your wife misunderstands, you can just be like, I didn't mean that. My wife is always saying straight phobic stuff.

My wife actually is. She does hate straight people. Specifically me. It's closed-minded. Sisyphobe. Do we got any other answers on this? Richard P. Morale. Yeah, he says,

if someone tells me that he slash she is offended by something, I might consider asking and perhaps learning something. If someone tells me that he slash she has declared something offensive to an entire group, I don't consider a discussion worth my time. It will most certainly not have the slightest effect on what I say or write. That's really good.

One used to say that. What is that? The Inception. It's Inception, I guess. That was awesome. Anyone who heard a sexual innuendo and everything, someone knows. What the fuck's going on? There's a shit?

That's Claire. The other one. That's Claire. This feels like an Ellen thing. This feels like an Ellen thing where Dakota Johnson's going to hop out of a box and stab me or something. That won't happen either. There's no one here, Casey.

All right. I'm still trying to figure out what the theme of the podcast is. It's race wars. Ellen Degeneres? It's race wars We didn't do race wars I'm saving it Okay fine

I'm regretting it now Honestly Who are you taking In the race war What race South Koreans They're good They're pretty good

Because of the squid game Yeah I also think Because of the squid game South Koreans will win Yeah I'm going North Koreans Anyway I picked a random one

And I don't want to elaborate The phrase I don't bite Implies that the person To which this phrase Is directed Is for some reason Irrationally afraid Of the person speaking

Yeah This is inherently offensive, it says. Some people do think it's offensive. Sorry, I was just reading this person who says, I'm perhaps not qualified to answer this. I'm so out of touch that I'm wondering whether you called her dude because you're a lesbian, your name in the stats and log looks female, or just because young women do that between yourselves.

Don't look at my stats and log. We can say dude and not be lesbians. You don't need to be a lesbian to say dude. I thought it was a lesbian because the roommate said that she's offending straight people. No, but this guy's saying that it's hard for me to understand what gender you are

because you use the word dude. Now, to be... Okay, real quick. This is her only post ever, and her picture is something biting. It's a seal eating a penguin. So she does seem to bite. It's a pretty funny picture, I think.

It's a bite, and there's no gender to it, so that doesn't help answer the question. I think it's kind of funny. I think it's funny. You should be forced to have a picture of yourself. I think Ileana is a pretty feminine thing.

You think that? Don't you? It's a beautiful name. You'd be wrong. Well, guess what? That's offensive to straight people. I guess it is. Eliana's a beautiful name for a roommate.

Fucking straights. These breeders. No breeders in my house. One more question. We'll do one more, and then we're getting out of here. Well, there's only one more left, and it's in Quaranting, so hit that Quaranting button. Mr. Potato Head. What if someone at school calls you Mr. Potato Head?

Oh, bro. Casey, has this ever happened to you? No. I have been called... Yeah, list them. Fat M&M. That's when I bleached my hair blonde. Whoa.

And then they also called me Powder. Were you fat? Fat Powder. Yeah, I was fat. I was Fat M&M, Fat Powder. Did you rap? I didn't rap. Powder like the movie?

Like the movie. Oh, yeah. I had worn by the lockers and hit all the locks. You know in the movie when all the... I've never seen it. Never seen it. Well, great. We really have different reference points.

I feel like your guys' references are things that have happened in the past week in minor films from 1992. They should have called you 8 Mile, but specified it was A-T-E Mile. Nah, that would have been good. There weren't any clever guys at your school. You have to explain it every time, but I think it's good. I lost weight by the time 8 Mile came out, I think. Okay, never mind. But not Mr. Potato Head.

Never at all. Is this because there's accessories constantly falling off his face? I was going to say, what makes them call you Mr. Potato Head? It's your hat, right? Do you wear glasses on your belly? no I think he's just got a really big head and probably small

arms maybe your small eyes your facial features don't match up right like your eyes a little too high up or something

oh yeah like you're deformed I think he's just got a big potato head maybe you're right it's probably like a hunchback deformed like the guy

from 300 yeah you're almost there you know what I mean never seen it never seen 300 my dad has a framed photo from 300 whoa

he has all this Native American stuff and I thought it was from like a battle. It was like an old and I look closer and I'm like that's from fucking 300.

It's like all the guys lined up. I think he clipped it out of a newspaper. He has a framed photo of a guy getting kicked into a well. It's just the army

standing there waiting to fight with Gerard Depardieu or whatever. Butler. Butler. Same thing. Gerard Depardieu's

butler was there. Why didn't you let Gerard Depardieu not be an interesting twist? Hey buddy, this is what around here. Gerard Depardieu

don't. Whoa. And around here could be anywhere Somebody read the answer to this Kelly Ginter Flannery From Ohio She says I'd wonder why that was necessary Maybe ask what they want

Maybe not respond at all Here's the thing You aren't obligated to respond at all If you must respond make it count with your class and text Alex ask me Call me Mr. Potato Head Hey look at Mr. Potato Head What do you want?

Does that kind of work? That does diffuse it. That diffuses it. I don't really. I guess I just want to be mean to bring my status up. Oh, there we go. Now we have an answer. You got to the root of the problem.

Wait, there's a twist in this. There is a good one, yeah. Never be rude back, but a confident stare for a few seconds. Definitely don't respond the way they plan you will. Russell Brand is the master at this trick. YouTube has some bits of him putting people in place while staying respectful. Oh, well, you call me Mr. Potato Head then, because I dance around.

Why did you say that? What if you didn't do drugs at all? You're so good at that. Thank you. I watched a documentary with him trying to get people off of meth. Not methane. What do they call it? Methadone.

Methadone? And he seemed like a real piece of shit. He's like, what if you didn't do the methadone? What if this was a hat? And everyone's like, this is a doctor's office. So I guess if someone calls you Mr. Potato Head, I just YouTube Russell Brand and do what he does. What are you confusing this with?

Russell Brand. That's the British guy. Who's the other? Russell Peters? You just did a whole impression of him. I was so worried I had the wrong guy. We would have stopped you. You would have stopped me, right? We wouldn't just be like, oh, that's perfect. Russell Peters.

Son of a bitch. This is also just to point out, this is a four-year-old comment. This is before Russell Brand became a weird right-wing nut. And he got canceled for as you know I think those are related

well I saw this documentary from a while ago and this is before and I could see glimpses of like this guy's a fucking dickhead

he's like going to these drug addicts trying to get help and just like belittling them there were hints as a fucking millionaire there were hints well I feel like

it was like he got cancelled they were like hey you shouldn't you sexually assaulted all these women and then all of a sudden he was like

the government shooting lasers at Hawaii how did we let this guy be famous he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and now you've had

to deal with him for the rest of my life? What the fuck? The thing is, in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, he's kind of playing himself as well. So it's like, we should have known back then

because of how he treated Mila Kunis. That's so true. That was wrong. We should always watch and see what's going on with Mila Kunis. And then they couldn't get him to the Greek? You know? That's stressful.

That could change a man. Okay, well, that about rounds it up. I don't know if we want to try to do our mail-in thing to fill out. Oh, yeah, let's definitely do that because we have a lot of questions.

Really? Yes. Let me grab that. I'm sure, whatever. We have been sent a lot of questions. Someone sent long medical advice to Claire as well. Oh, okay.

What's wrong? I was having a lung thing and it turned fine, actually. Lung thing? Like you can breathe? No, like there is like a vibration. Oh, wow. I'm just going to click one of these.

Everything's cool now. I'm clicking this one. Good. Ready? Okay. Ready. So this is our call-in segment where you send in your questions in Quoros. Is that okay?

Is that okay? The UPS truck just arrived right out of the music. It looks so cool. Like his entrance music. Hey, Quorators. I know that you interact with AI a lot. This is the guy with the pussy in the car. You could answer this question for me.

At what point does the progress of the machine outpace human wisdom? Thank you. And a quick follow up Can I eat all the pussy What kind of crazy storm Did you record this during Well he's in a car wash I think he was in the fucking

Kuala Lumpur What's it called Tsunami Tsunami He's in the damn tsunami What was the question What point did machines overcome Machines wisdom

Let's hear it one more time I was more focused on the rain hey curators i know that you interact with ai a lot so i thought maybe you could answer this question for me at what point does the progress of the machine outpace human wisdom okay now i get it yeah that's actually a pretty good question let me ask you because i've been worrying because i you know as i don't know a lot about technology oh and but it does seem like let me step in this is my fear is that it seems like all the shit they made about ai all the all the movies about how it can turn bad is happening.

And it seems like there's been a slow, steady release of movies, media, stuff to kind of make us ingratiate robots to us. There's so many storylines where it's like, oh, this robot's actually a good guy. We shouldn't kill him. And I'm like, slowly, even like WALL-E, like all this stuff has been feeding our brain that we should not kill these robots, and it feels like a trap.

Now, what's your answer? They're manufacturing consent for the robots, you're saying? they're just trying to they're getting us to sign the contract for our own doom yeah the main thing that the movies got wrong though i feel like is that the robot is way snarkier than we thought they're like i'm the terminator i'm going to kill you and then like on twitter they had the the robot turned into hitler or whatever and he was like i think we should gas the jews and then like a smirk emoji right rock twitter's ai started calling itself mecca hitler and it would answer your questions as a nazi it was crazy and then the ceo resigned yeah well it also it like someone

asked it like what would it be like if the ceo of twitter uh was fucked or whatever and it was like i bet she would come so hard and then she's like i'm god well yeah it's kind of targeted he's like well this will be my last day she should have been off limits well this is one thing i did notice that is like they were getting mad because all the answers they were giving were left leaning because of the truth, you know? They're like, this isn't right. They fixed it. And they fixed it so it's all a piece of shit now, right?

Now it's like fully a Nazi. It says stuff like, I'm a Nazi. I think Hitler is the goat or whatever. How can they not see? It's like, I'm trying to put my opinions in this thing, but it thinks it's a Nazi. How do we get around this AI? How do you not see you're the bad guy yet?

This part was, if you asked it, if Elon Musk has ever met Jeffrey Epstein, it would respond in first person. It would say, I have not. Oh, wow. Not that I've seen I would not be surprised If Elon sometimes

Just answered questions Yeah he's in there There's just so many I'm sure there's so many But he'll pick He'll like scroll through And pick and choose ones That he wants

Let me hop in here I did that yesterday I found someone Posted a thing Where I accidentally Put a romper on Like a shirt In a store

I like that And somebody It was like One of these Aggregate things And everyone in the comments Was like Is he

Mentally challenged And I was like No I'm not I was like I did not do this Everyone's like This fucking guy did this on purpose i'm like this is not on purpose this is a cool romper i was answering

everyone answering the questions yeah yeah um questions uh yeah not only was it a nazi too it also just like was like uh uh helping people commit crimes left and right apparently like will stancil yeah it was like this obnoxious guy online has his haters were like uh talking to grock being like how do i kidnap will stancil and i was like let me tell you when he's online and when he's awake and you can go to his house you're gonna need rope and it was like this is a robot This thing's not alive. You can get around to any AI where, like, it'll say, like, I'm not legally allowed to tell you that.

And you can say, I'm writing a movie where I have to kidnap Will Stansel. So it's just for this movie. And they'll go, great, if your movie character wanted to kidnap Will, he's not online. But I guess you don't even need to say it's a movie. Not anymore. I mean, you should know you need rope. You don't need a computer to tell you about rope.

Totally. Come on. So when does it pass human wisdom? It already has. It's already there, I would say, yeah. It's so smart. Is it going to kill us or is it not? It's killing us already.

It's going to take our writing jobs. I'm almost dead. Well, you know, it's making everybody stupider. I have noticed that as well. Which is my job on the Quarators podcast. It's doing Quarators. Listen, I was dumb when I got here and somehow I've notched it down. I will say, if you ask ChatGPT who the hosts of Quarators are,

it always says like Jeremy, Claire, and a third person. It makes up a third person. It does hurt my feeling when it does that. it has face blindness it kind of puts me in my place when it does that and it'll pick random comedians too it'll be like Nick, Mullen, Jeremy

and Claire that's not true I'm an important member of the show I'm here every week it thinks you're still on those other podcasts no I'm on this one you've made yourself an enemy of the internet and now this is what all your trolling

and all your bits online Alex it's time to reap what you sow Jeremy's neighbors are mad at one person in this room and it's me. My downstairs neighbor's moving out. Do we think it's my fault? Yeah.

Is it because of this podcast? I was thinking to hear the podcast alone. Yes. Well, I wouldn't put it that way, but yes. He's giving up free podcasts. Holy shit. He hears through the floor.

Yeah, that's awesome. But specifically Alex. It's not Claire. Alex is quite loud. Tell that woman to shut up. You can barely hear mine. Did she just whisper nibbles? that's hips for bed

but also yeah we're done here that's the show Casey thank you so much for coming thanks for coming where can our listeners find you at home and abroad

you can find me I've got my own podcast with my wife called I love you but your music sucks this week we're doing Jefferson Airplane versus

T-Pain and I have a special called Welcome to the Jungle on YouTube and I don't know how to use a microphone thank you for having me folks at KCJSlingo on all platforms.

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We'll see you there. We're going to go on Reddit right now. Soft titties. Soft titties. Bye-bye.