Quorators - Quorators Live 2024 w/ Will Menaker

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are you disgusted by telepathy? Does anyone want to talk about back when you could fight in the street and everybody had a good time? My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm not comfortable? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Please welcome to the stage Alex Patak and Jeremy Kaplowitz, The Quarators! Pray for us. What's up? What's up? I could have pulled this away. Look at that. I can play it again. Run it back.

Call us back on stage. We're going to do it again without the text box up. How are you guys? Thanks for coming out. How's everybody doing tonight? sometimes you look out at a crowd and you say i don't know if they're ready to watch a live podcast if you are not one of those crowds uh if you don't know the show i'm alex and that's jeremy every week yeah that's right every week we go on quora and we read questions we go that's

stupid and that's what's about to happen here for a full hour i am i was looking last night for Quora questions on Twitter, x.com, and I just searched Quora filter images, latest, or whatever, and I got fucking trapped by this guy named Alan Quora, who was all over this shit, and exclusively posts pictures of his penis in a little cage.

So I did not save those, so we don't have those. What do you say, in a little cage? It was covering like half of his dick, and it wasn't that very close. Like a steel cage? I don't know, man. Like a bird cage? That should have been the show

Free Alan Quora Alan Quora That's not a good chanting name Forget about that Well we have a whole wonderful show for you here tonight And we have a very special guest as well That's right Flying all the way in from Chicago

You may know this man He's all around the internet He's all around New York City The city of laughs It's Alan Quora Just kidding it's Alan Quora again He's a host of a little show called Chapo Trap House. We're very excited to have him.

Please welcome to the stage the one and only Will Maneker, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it for Will. Go on out. Hello. Will, what is up? Happy to be here, you know. You don't want to sit next to me? Yeah.

Oh, no. I'm just going to. Sorry. You can be very close. Some quarters may be frightening. I'm going to need someone to hold. It's good to be back in New York. You know, like, being alive is a condition that plagues you with so many questions.

Like, who am I? What am I doing here? What happens after you die? How long can I keep my dick in a steel cage before it falls off? And what I love about Korra is that it answers all of these questions definitively. And again, anybody who wants to hear more about the penis cage, it's not coming up. Forget we ever said it. We're running a very tight ship here today. We have to go right into the show. So long-term fans will, of course, know that we don't go right into the questions

because that can be jarring and can actually kill many people at certain speeds. So we like to start with a kind of tips or advice segment. How many of you know the show and know the tips segment? Okay, great. We do three kinds of tips on this show. We do tips for men, we do tips for women, and we do tips for non-binary people. And we're going to give you the choice. So, Alex, do you want to?

Yeah, if you would like to hear some tips for men right now, let me hear a woo-woo. Not a lot of support for the men. Nobody wants that. Men don't need any advice. We got it all figured out. Very confident. That was a trick.

Up next, anybody who wants to hear tips for women, let me hear a okay. Okay. Okay. We're getting a little bit bigger there. And then the last, we have tips for non-binary people, tips for them. Let me hear a...

Ow! No, I think it's women. Women have got it. Wow. If you're a woman and you're listening to the show right now, congratulations. Yeah, it's her time to get advice from us. Let's start the segment.

it's a little quiet and it really does feel like a whisper yeah that should be at least 10 times that volume uh do you have any tips for women alex i haven't thought about it at all i completely forgot uh yeah i think uh for for women specifically when playing basketball there's a rule where if you stop dribbling you can still pivot on the same foot I believe this is called the euro step is that correct I hear a yes resoundingly from the audience so my tip is to try the euro step well do you have any tips for women uh yeah I mean like Pivoting off the Euro stuff, I would say when gambling on sports,

I would just say find a reputable source of sports tips and information. Watch a lot of ESPN and just get the right information before gambling on sports. Sure. That's good. I'm going to say if we're going to keep it with sports, you want to call the basketball the rock a lot. I think that will make you better. Yes. That was mine, actually. Give it back

I'll feed ya Pass the rock You gotta do that We're all having fun here tonight folks I forgot to hide all of your All of your little bookmarks up here Alex Best anime movie Don't look at those

Easy manga Easy manga Not my best anime movie Best anime movies That will rank them from 1 to maybe 20 Wait wait No legend. A dragon ball tail.

Fulfilled. Don't click it. Just another quick tip for the ladies out there. The best anime movie, that's Ghost in the Shell by Mamoru Oshie. Women silently nodding at that. And girls, you guys are all in that. That's a big woman movie. It's so important to them.

Scarjo. And you know what? I bet it is on that tab that we are not going to click. But I just wanted to mention that it is one of the top films. Want to read a bunch of Quora questions? Oh, God, yes. Okay. Please get off of my computer at large.

Okay, well, this first segment is our incel questions, the Quoker. So slam that, speaking of anime. Sound effects may be kind of quiet, but it's Naruto. You like that? Incel test. Okay. uh this is so so quora notably has a bunch of like sub quaras and this is on advanced street survival so you guys got the right guess for tonight that's right we found the toughest guy

we could i do think i grew up in a little neighborhood called the upper west side a little place west side story took place respectful snaps in the front row well jets in the Sharks. This is how we fought growing up on the mean streets of upper Manhattan. Well, you'll like this question. It is, does anyone want to talk about back when you could fight in the street and everybody

had a good time? I do. I want to talk about it. They won't let me talk about it. Okay, the load bearing part of this sentence is everybody had a good time.

so let's start there i think it's implying like outsider's style doo-wop fight yeah nobody was bummed out to lose a fight back then nowadays you really get your ass beat yeah if you get stabbed and over at the soda fountain you just gotta laugh it off this guy jack womack we're gonna read everybody's full names on here by the way jack says i remember those days you win you may lose but you might even end up being great friends with one of those enemies. And he's a junior assistant to the assistant of Burger Chef.

Which is a pretty good job. I like Trisha. Fighting in the street will never be legal. Not with that attitude, Trisha. Shut up, Trisha. This is women giving advice to men.

Boo. Oh, no. Everybody calm down. This is the danger I like tranquilizer darts See this is one of the illegal items That kids bring to fights now They're pranking people with blowguns

Instead of just hitting them in the face with a bike chain Like we used to do Like in the good old days Well Trisha You live in Denver, Colorado Thanks for, I don't know, writing in I feel bad that it was Immediately fucked up

on her profile. Yeah, this podcast as a concept is the least live show safe idea there has maybe ever been. And I've committed to the rest of my life with it. This guy says that he would fight a lot as a bouncer

and then he works security at government. That's pretty cool. Ken Lucas, surely his account will be good. Never argue with a fool, he says. And he's also from Denver. shout out denver does bouncing count as street fighting bouncing it's your job you're at work yeah that's why he says he doesn't enjoy it he also wants to know if comal harris is an

international grandmaster in fellatio user user montel williams highest voted highest voted reply few few people know that oral sex has the same ranking system as chess. Yeah, that's right. There is the ELO system. Wait a second. Okay, I'm sorry. Was Jim Rossetti of Boardwalk Empire fame

disrespected by his wife and mother-in-law? Has there ever been a real tough guy who was disrespected at home? I got news for you. All of them. All of them. That's why they're fighting in the street. No answer yet.

We're inconclusive on that. The way Scorsese ruined Rossetti. I think that's all the answers on this question, although there are more on another version of it. Okay, so when you click on this, it will bring you to answers that need improvement, which if you thought this was risky before, this may just be a penis.

Let's find out. No, there's no more. That's the only one. Okay, fine. That guy's eating money. That's not related. There's one more. This guy Rick says,

what in the world are you talking about? When did everybody ever have a good time fighting in the street? He says, playing in the street may be a good time for some or all. Fighting in the street may be a good time for some, but not all. Flawless victory. So that's fun. He's got a good point there.

I think we're all on the same page. I've been punched in the face on the street a couple times, but I never evolved into a fight. And I've got to say, the experience wasn't fun. But maybe if I had evolved into a brawl, It would have been a good time, and I'd still be friends with those guys who attacked me to this day. You've got to get one back for everybody to have fun. Most podcasts are formed from a brawl.

That's where most people meet their co-host. That's where four men meet. Okay, I'm going to read another question here. Please. This next question is, whenever I think of killing someone, I start laughing, and I feel energetic and happy. Is this normal? I imagine how I would want to kill someone, and it makes me feel really good.

How do I stop this so I don't do anything dumb? The first step is identifying it. Is this normal? And the second step is going to Quora. Okay, I would say, of course it's normal to fantasize about killing people, and also how you would like to kill them. It's not so normal to think that that will lead to something.

It's like, if I keep looking at the cop's gun, am I going to grab it? It's just like, no, your thoughts have control over your actions. We're all looking. Yeah. It makes us feel really good. But like, I mean, I don't know. It sort of depends on like, look, there's a difference between fantasizing about killing someone who's directly in your life and then like someone you see on TV.

You know, I'm like, oh, it's the CEO of a major pharmaceutical or insurance company. And I'm like, hmm. it's uh secretary of state anthony blinken this is a comedy show by the way everything i'm saying here is a joke a parody satire it's just quora every time anthony blinken comes on the screen i am not a psychiatrist but i'm not saying there's anything wrong with you he says i indulge in these fantasies now and then but I do try to limit it I do I do fear of going to start losing empathy for innocent people as an aside I had a very normal childhood so that's good to know this guy sounds like he

nailed it also Jeremy can I just say how good you are at condensing what must be 600 words yeah that's salient points two years of quora podcast he's the best people I would say a way to prevent your soul from being warped by constant fantasies about murder and torture is for every one time you do that fantasize about someone you'd like to go to a movie with

go to the ball game, eat a nice meal with do something nice for them rather than kill or torture them I have a friend who struggles with this his name is Alan Quora and what he does is he locks his penis in a small cage Sometimes monsters must be kept away

I have the same, don't worry I am a murderer in my mind Aren't we all That's from Thors Okay What are people owing about I'm sorry they have autism And you're offended by that

Did I misread something Is something bad on here It's all the personality disorders they have And then the next thing I can't stop fantasizing about decapitating someone's head off With a big machete And I enjoy the thought as well Is there something wrong with me

And then they say no Honestly same The best thing about your imagination Is that it's free You can do whatever you want there You can do anything you want This is maybe my favorite design choice that Quora makes But when you go to these profiles

And you see their list of I'm thinking about killing people questions You have to go to their nose about it. Top two. Killing and mental health. One answer on Zodiac Killer. Could read more. I like parentheses. Consequences.

Consequences. And to be clear, English, not the people, the language. The language. Fear not. Typical Virgo behavior with this account. I'm trying to see if there's anything else worth reading on this. Twinning, someone says. In response.

Their expertise is, I'm going to kill my enemies and record the audio help. Great. Great. Thank you, Venus. Should we leave this question? Yeah, that's it. I think everyone's upset about it. All right, let's go to something a little more chill.

This question had a bunch of fun answers on it. It was, how can I know if I'm a porn addict? Hit that tips for men button, Alex. We're still on tips for men. Tips for men! Thanks, men. All right, this guy says, Rahul says he's been an addict. Not anymore.

He says, if you're always looking for alone time so you can watch porn, you are an addict. It's as simple as that. It doesn't matter how many gigabytes of porn collection you have. I had 10 gigabytes of porn collection. My friends did as well. They were not porn addicts, but I was. Interjection with the size of videos these days, that's only like a few hours of porn, very moderate.

The regular amount, if you got like the 4K shit. You could fit a ton of those on a hard drive. Yeah, I kind of want to ask, like what's the quality we're looking at here? We'll get to that So he's saying Don't mind Jeff By the way he's just going to do this

We're going to cut past this In the video To be clear the answer here is It's not the size or scope Of your pornography collection It's how much you need to Get away from other people to avail yourself Of the benefits of

owning said collection, but like, what if you live with roommates or something? You know, like, I mean, of course you want the time to have a wank, you know? I mean, if you live alone, you're like never looking, you know, you can just wake up and jerk off whenever you want. And it's not an addiction.

So I just like, I don't know how to answer this question, because I think the sort of the rubric for determining whether this is an addiction or not is flawed. Agreed. Just from this guy specifically, who says that it doesn't matter how much you have, it's how much you watch it. Because if you're always looking for excuses to why

you don't want to go out with your family or friends so that you can watch porn, my dear friend, you are addicted. I think I actually agree with just that part. Yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. As long as you have a designated room, it's not an addiction. If you're one of those, you know that

guy who can look at one second of Google Maps and be like, Estonia? If you're like that, but you can name any porn performer, the scene they're in, the sex act taking place. You might have a problem. This porn star is black and white, upside down, pixelated.

Kinky thoughts all day long is what his bio says. Sexual thoughts come to me as naturally as breath. I don't think you are done with being addicted to porn, Rahul. He can control it. He can use it. He's like an X-Man. This is Wolverine. His bones grow back.

this is Rahul he sees his family still he's an aspiring erotica writer so maybe he is how open are you to swapping does the idea excite you I thought this was just for the public I'm not his wife

is he hoping that his wife will reply anonymously she can have an account this is just out there to Quora so this is just anyone can answer we can answer, Alex can answer I'm on his account so he can answer That's why we changed my name

for the record The people have been knowing my full name every time we would mess with them on the show That's easy to do I'm going to get emails about this That's Rahul's question Also, I feel like every time we end up in this one section of the website

we should point out this is the main function of Quora Perverts, you mean? It's for erotica writers to kind of get good. Yeah. And we're laughing at it. Like it's something to joke about. This is their training ground.

He knows about erections. Their hyperbolic time chamber. He also knows about nofap, but it's very low down. I do not think he has mastered that. Doesn't know enough. Knows a lot about pregnancy, so respect. I wanted to go back to this question here, but I've, oh, here it is.

I like this guy who says, do you have an angry wife? Do you talk to religious figures like pedophile priests and or pastors? Are you a religious figure? Are you seeking an escape coat for your actual problems? If you answered yes to any of these, you might be a porn addict. Porn addiction is found in people mostly with religious backgrounds and or angry wives. Got the rolling pin alert Stop jacking off

God don't you see you drive me to it Tips for women Let me freaking wank it I think he's anti the idea of porn addiction He says if this sounds like you You two can be a porn addict Just raise your hand and say I want to blame my problems on a made up addiction

Porn addiction And you two can join our ranks Shouts out Upvote for you Sir who wrote the Author of some BDSM thing Downvote him he's belittling the problem It's a real problem

It's not just an escape goat This one says Do you fear if someone types P In your browser That's a good question Do you fear someone will open your laptop in front of a bunch of people and see that it says

Dragon Ball Z Full Movie at the bookmarks. I was about to make fun of the P in browser thing and I was like, this is too close to happening right now. It is your computer.

I'm not going to type P and see what comes up. Never type P in there. Does your computer have more than 30 gigabytes of porn? Again, we don't know if that's good or bad.

Too low. It says, do you ever choose to watch porn over hanging out with friends and family. I mean, once again, I need to know about

the friends and family. That's right. Some of them are just fucking boring or annoying and I'd rather jack off than hang out with them. You can hang out with your cool friends

on Pornhub. I hate hanging out with my son instead of jacking off. Beating that wood ain't the only thing your body is made for. Shut up.

Go play some basketball. Work hard, play hard. Have fun. All right, we've nailed this question. Okay, you want to do another segment? There's simply nothing more to know. What's next, Jeremy? Our parenting segment, querenting.

Let's pull that one up. That's enough. That is the parenting sound. These are questions for parents, by parents sometimes. Isn't it weird when a father tells his daughter he's madly in love with her? All right, never mind. Now I'm noticing.

I guess it's weird. It's only going to get worse when we read it Guess I'll stop asking I think just to address the wording The problem is madly You can't be madly about it This question is submitted by Head of the California Water Department

Noah Cross We can skip this one if we don't want to read the AI Saying how bad this is The AI saying it's bad makes me want to give it a second thought. I'll read one sentence here. I can't give an answer for that father and daughter situation. Here's my story about a mother and son. Okay, all right.

You've lost the audience. Goodbye, Quora. We're moving on. Okay, here's another parenting question. my six year old son wants to hug me because he is sad how do I politely tell him I'm not comfortable

Cora is it okay to madly not love your son boundaries are the cornerstone of every relationship you gotta teach boundaries It's boundaries Now Alex you're going to have a child soon

That's right Thank you everyone Do you think that you will hug your child? Yeah if they're not annoying about it I like that in the answer it says not everyone is a hugger Like most kids are

If you have one you should probably try to meet him halfway even if you're not really a fan of physical affection I only hug people who know how to chew the correct number of times. That's my rule. This is such a funny person to have an Antifa logo. Fascism starts in the home, Jared.

My little six-year-old fascist who wants his hugs. Actually, here's a good answer. Instead of politely declining the affection of your child, when you hug them, you can do one of those things where you hug them, but you also sort of clap them on the back. That's what I do. You could hug them, but also just be like, letting you know, this could go another way.

Do you feel how strong I am? I'm hugging you, but I'm hitting you. I'm like a whole adult. I'm trying to see if anything, that's not just people being like, what is wrong with you? Is there?

Please get comfortable. Oh, we got, oh, get a grip. Get a grip. Seems a bit harshly worded. Sir or ma'am, that is your child. All right. If no one wants to play along. Okay, fine.

That's enough of that, then. It's all money at the end of the day. Hit the that's enough button again. Nope. All right. Not even close. The sounds are not labeled. And they never will be.

That's enough. All right, there it is. Do you want to do religion questions? Corbid and fruit? I want that more than anything I've ever wanted. Okay. This is the forbidden fruit. It's questions that push the Bible to the next level.

All right. What do we got? Did Jesus use the toilet before being crucified? Or did he let it rip and poop all over the cross in front of a live audience with poo logs rolling down his leg as he hung in the noon sun? uh the answer to that is yes but it's only contained in the gnostic gospels

the council of nicaea circa 4 400 a.d uh censored that from the uh what we now consider to be the new testament i agree with that something very funny about referring to an execution crowd is a live audience very similar to a podcast he's bombing out there He shit everyone Hey did you guys hear about the Messiah of Golgotha the other day Yeah they killed the son of God No I'm talking he shit himself like crazy

It was falling down the cross We're talking about Poo logs rolling down his legs Jimmy Clary says Don't you think he's suffered enough Let him go it's a massacre I feel like this is like

one of those things you hear when you're a kid like hey did you know that if you die you shit yourself or if you get shot you shit yourself

and it's just one of those things that like I assume is probably true but it's haunted me ever since then not so much the thought of being shot but the thought of

shitting my pants in addition to that or like being crucified and also evacuating my bowels that would suck I would just say I'm gonna go on a limb here and just say

not a fan of that no thanks not for me Now, Will, we have a live audience here, and we do have a cross. And we're putting Will on the cross tonight! It is accomplished! These birdie bros.

Father, take this cup from my lips. Actually, if I could get a cup of beer on stage, is that possible? Yeah, I think so. Anyway, we are going to crucify you on a cross. I mean, can I get a beer first? Beer and then torture and murder. His final view.

I want to make sure at least I piss myself as my lungs collapse over the next three days. Look at his poo log. Anonymous says, from what limited knowledge of executions I have, I'm led to believe pooping upon execution is a normal bodily function. Now, whether he defecated prior to his death,

I do not know. I do have a strong suspicion that buckets were not such a handy thing at the time. It was the Roman Empire. Of course they had fucking buckets. How do you think they built the Colosseum with no buckets? You could approach a river and make a bridge

in an hour, but buckets were not doable. So this guy says, who knows, I guess. This was actually the event that caused them to invent the bucket. They were like, these logs are everywhere in the noon sun. I like this guy's answer. He probably was given a bathroom break

before the crucifixion. The Romans were a noble people and nothing if not gracious and accommodating. So right before they whipped the flesh off his back, they were like, hey, buddy,

if you need to use the bathroom, it's going to be a while until you can stop again. We're not animals. It's like your parents before you go on a long car ride. They're like, I swear to God,

if you don't pee before this crucifixion. Thank you. We're beard up. I just like this guy that he's a Roman defender. The Praetorian has logged on. They were a noble,

they were a noble, classy people. And who just sometimes happened to crucify hundreds of people at one time. King of the Jews. What was that voice? It was Donald Trump, but he's also being crucified. Okay, sure.

I like that this guy says, the fact that you asked this question shows that you're as ignorant as you are stupid. Come on. Wow. Boo this man. Basically, I suggest you read history of the, I suggest you read about the history

of the first century, of first century lives. Oh, wait, do you even know how to read? Wait a second, like, people shat in the first century AD. I don't, wait. Read up on the history of how shitting worked throughout history. I guess just if anyone's confused,

shitting the whole time. The whole time they're shitting. I think so, I think that's right. All the way back to the fish with legs. This guy's so angry in all of his things. So many capital letters and everything. No one likes when I click on anyone's profile here. This guy's a big religion fan.

Yes. He loves this stuff. He knows about faith. He knows about U.S. Army. He lives in Arizona. What else is there to know? Chemical, biological, radiological, and nuclear specialists. How do you know you're experiencing

A false moral dilemma That's what logistics And supply chain management's for Oh my god This man has killed someone And he's smiling about it At least he knows all about The Jesus poop thing

Let's read another one of these questions This next question is Why did God allow my enemies To trick and take advantage of me i'm saying this all the time that is so rude of god there is for sure going to be religious scholars go back for a second yes i'm currently in that situation too i mean you know like if you believe in god the answer to this question is fairly self-evident it. Yes. It's because you suck, and he's

punishing you. Yeah. Other people are better than you. You've offended him in some way, and he's letting you know about it. If your life is going poorly, and you believe in God, you have to assume that he's punishing you. Yeah. He may just be punishing you because you like him so much, too. He's crazy.

That's right. We just see an answer from Job. This happened to me once. It sucks, dude. I've been there. I gotta say, though, I love the religion questions on Quora. I love the religious corner of Quora more than anything, because like I said,

these existential questions that have plagued humanity, there are answers, and there are people who are figuring it out on Quora. These are the scholars. Does God exist? What does he want from us? How do I live with God and have him in my heart? Just stop jacking off.

I have 10 gigabytes of Bible on my computer. Bro, you'd have so many Bibles with a gigabyte of Bible. This atheist guy is mad about it. He says, perhaps to teach you a lesson, more likely because there is no God. Come on. Checkmate. Like, who is going to be...

That's just one of the enemies at that point. No, they found my Quora. No! They're tainting my advice. There's only one almighty power in our lives. You. Well, I mean, but this guy's life sucks. So, I mean, everyone else around him is prospering, and he's not.

I wanted to see what this guy, this is how you have to, oh, it's anonymous. To find the question asker on Quora, you have to scroll through every answer. It's the worst fucking website. And apparently his original question was, why did God allow my enemies to trick me? You should ask, why did God make me stupid to begin with? He thought that wasn't good enough. He concluded, and to take advantage of me. Let me clarify, by taking advantage of it.

It wasn't just like falling into a trap. No one agrees with him. They don't think it's God's fault. No, it totally is. Maybe God didn't. Maybe you allowed it. Maybe you failed to understand that these were enemies and you thought they were friends. Wow.

Listen to faithful victims. Listen to these poor men with enemies. Yeah, people are very bad at this guy. These are the answers that need improvement on Quora. I like that the answers are evenly divided between true believers and atheists who are both just shitting all over the sky. No one likes him.

These are all his enemies. He's just posting on Quora getting fucking dugged on. Everybody's got a different advice for him to learn. Don't you think so? Thank you, Alex. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. We've got a few more here.

Do you want to do forbidden knowledge, Alex? Yes, please. The Unknown. Forbidden Knowledge is a real segment of Quora. These are not on Forbidden Knowledge, but there is a section of Quora that is not stuff you're supposed to know about. So this question is, are you disgusted by telepathy? So these are people who see, like, a floating pencil, and they're like, oh.

Well, that's telekinesis, right? here's a question I want to ask on Cora what are the security weaknesses in the White House protocol for the president's daily routine are there any weaknesses that can be exploited by a potential

ne'er-do-well or anyone who wishes him well I did, when I was looking stuff up today I found a guy who just kept asking about the Trump shooting, the assassination attempt and to me it was clear that he was like, if someone were to try this on Kamala what would happen

to every community? I mean like didn't they see what happened to the other guy? Yeah. They ran a test case for this.

What happens if you take a shot at a president? But Trump is strong. Pablo might not be able to do that. This guy's a big Trump guy. You need people

to back you up. Anyway Alex you need to make a mind fence. I think floating stuff is telekinesis right? That's correct.

Telepathy is like This is purely like if I'm looking at you and I'm finding what you have bookmarked on your Google Chrome. Sure. And I'm putting it on this book. You know what? I am disgusted by that.

That does disgust me. It's too bad because I'm already in there. I'm reading it all. What you got? What you got on my bookmarks? Best film. Tell me it's not there. It's the same as yours.

I've removed anime. That's it. You love film. Admit it People in this thread seem to love telepathy So I don't know Disgusted by telepathy? Telepathy is a natural wireless

Transmission system for communication Cell phones are an artificial Wireless transmission system And I suppose some people may be disgusted By cell phones And sometimes the costs are disgusting Depending on the plan why are you doing schtick

we're all having fun here some are cheap but telepathy has no munnerary sign on it the last kime what the cast rhyme I checked

free was and still is better than cheap the word is munnerary so this guy keeps going on it doesn't make any sense and at the very end he goes

I hope this helps to clear Betty Confusion I like the previously at the end of the bottom paragraph consider laughter it has a sound but it resonates with great substance but it's force is invisible and even infectious few people are immune to it

and everyone is affected by it interesting so in a way like if you can speak on stage and make someone laugh that's in a way you're doing telepathy which is disgusting I kind of agree with that every stand up documentary I've seen

has said that I think you have a bookmark here, best stand-up documentaries. They're kind of magicians in a way. The way they tell the truth. That disgusts some people. This guy just says, no, I don't hate telepathy.

I don't believe that telepathy exists. Alright, yeah, cool, I guess. Fuck you, asshole. Alright, shut up. Nobody wants to hear that. I don't like when people disrespect the question like that. Jonathan, who lives in New York and might be here. Lives in New York City.

I did hear a boo. That might have been. Consult a doctor. That's a good answer. Sure. Yeah. That's great. Sorry, there's another question that was asked.

what is sexual telepathy and how does it work? All right, well, we have to know. Who wants to learn something tonight? This is my first and so far only experience with sexual telepathy. Let's go! My lover S was a beautiful petite, extremely horny, and more than a little crazy, in a nice way.

We'd been together for a month or two. One day she told me she wanted to get high and make love, which she'd never done. so the next time we got together we did it was mind blowing where's the telepathy it was like there was a magical spell is that the telepathy

that was just the MDMA he says it was as if we had one body and one mind with two parts we literally swapped bodies with each other as we made love so you kind of fucked yourself Ewan pause she spoke silently about what to do

where to touch and the rhythms what the rhythms were to be to bring her the greatest joy. Should I keep reading this? Before I have sex, I do like to ask what the rhythms are to be. I'm going to skip down to the bottom where he says,

I have friends who can do this at will. What a wonderful life they have. What can you say about Rapture? This is why it's so important to keep a tight circle. Respect to that guy, though, honestly. A guy with a confederate flag Oh hell yeah

Let's go Sexual telepathy in its true form is being able to communicate Carnal desires to another person Without the use of devices such as internet Or the phone I actually disagree with that Patrick What the fuck are you talking about Sexual telepathy was invented by

General Lee at Antigua What is on the picture Oh I don't know This could get so out of hand He likes Belle Delphine professor of human sexuality and sciences at hazard county university i'm not gonna scroll but for those who don't know this is the gamer girl bath water girl oh she sold she went in a bath and she sold the water to perverts like patrick whose full name is on display in this

video that will go on youtube okay he went to hazard county university in idaho cool He actually runs the history department over there. I really like this sentence. Women can also communicate with men through this method as well as body language. Anyway, he's a very horny man. One of my dead friends told me of his experience with psychic sex.

Very weird way to describe a friend. Did he tell you with a Ouija board? He's like, I'm up here in heaven right now. You won't believe the trim I'm getting up here. You got the board out with your friends and just keep spelling bro? Oh, oh, oh. Dude, bro.

Yeah, I met Amelia Earhart last night. It's like her body was talking to me. Bro. I felt like I was lost. Wait. This guy says that he just jacked off and thinks that he got someone pregnant from it. Whoa!

With great power. I teleported the load. That is the implication. Yeah. So it started with masturbation and visualization of his partners, which led eventually to his partners confronting him in person. He stopped this practice after he realized the damage he had caused. I think he said he had conceived children in this manner.

Jesus and the virgin birth? So his friend was just God? Horny God That is how Jesus was born God just jacked off thinking about Mary I've held it in a long time What a power to have And it killed him

He died from that R.I.P I hate when people say this Your swag too different People have so many stories about this Sexual telepathy is a real thing It has to do with strangers It often happens when they are away from home

They're just describing like chemistry And having a good sexual experience Like it's fucking Like they've just phase shifted Into another reality or something He says it's happened to me It's happened to other males, females, straight, gay, lesbian In a number of instances

They would even know what their name was Sorry bisexuals Well, well, well, erasure once again The thing about telepathy is you have to pick a team. I don't make the rules. This guy is a mechanical engineer. Good for him.

Retired. He is retired. He's not in full time. You can see a picture of him. Let's see this guy's face. Zoom, enhance. This is Ken. That's Ken, everybody.

He's doing it right now. Wait a second. Something just entered me. I want to see his questions. I'm trying to contact you, but you've got everything blocked? His first question. His first question is,

my goodness, aren't you a pretty thing? Just commenting. All right. It's the questions website. The amount of perverts on this fucking website. He knows about COVID-plandemic. That's awesome. What a strange thing.

Time travel explained how they lied to you about masks. A side effect of astral projection is losing your sense of smell. That's such a funny combination of things to care about. Good for you, Ken. Any other fun ones on here? There's so many good answers. Okay, you are going to sleep, and the neighbors use or put a voice of a woman, speak, or a human talking about sex, reading your mind or thoughts,

keeping talking about fuck me, ah, ah, ah, chingar. Then they wake you up after two hours to telling via voice if he came, yes, not, hey, you need to masturbate via voice. How long has he been without masturbate? Then you know there's annex. Okay, thanks,

Edgardo. Alright, cool. And then he comments on his own thing to say, I don't lie. I don't know where the down codes are coming from. you literally said so the truth is bad I like Lisa who says

a person is being molested by a hideous spirit is what is happening and how it works no Lisa is anyone having this they need to deal with it

you're ruining a beautiful thing Lisa I don't know what Lisa knows about Christianity schizophrenia Islam and hearing voices I don't even know

what that means I can't interpret that any sort of logical pattern. That's pretty much the four things to know about. She's got a lot of answers about gins. I know that.

So we've made a lot of clips going on Chlor from the show and I think the ones that have made people the most mad by far have been trying to talk about gins. Yeah, that's right.

Don't do it. Don't do it. They do not like it. You're not supposed to mention them and people get pissed when you get the lore wrong. It's true.

I also like that she has all this stuff about gins and schizophrenia and religion and then she answers, how can you get rid of your electric company's smart meter? She's like, all right, well, I'm still going to help you out.

These gadgets are so annoying. I'm not a jit. I won't trick you. Should we read another question here? Yeah, we're on a schedule here, baby. Come on. Okay, this next question is, what if Ron Weasley was a total beefcake?

Okay, okay. Alex insisted this question be in this. I said, I don't really have much to say about Harry Potter, and Alex said, we're putting it in. No, no, no. He's got like a whole act out he's going to do. No, no, no, but think about it, because the whole time he'd be like, what's up? He'd be like, is that a snake?

You got to do it in a British accent. Yeah, you can live on the stays. What's up? This bug's got no nose. This is no answers. No one has answered it. I have an answer. If what if Ron Reasley was a total beefcake?

I mean, you don't have to wonder. He'd kind of look like Carrot Top does now. No. Which we can agree, great. There are two hidden answers here. One says petition for a rewrite. The other says what makes you think he's not a total beefcake? They're hiding this.

They don't want you to know. Though I prefer thinking him lanky, sinewy, willowy, because I like gangly men better. Doesn't seem very nice. Good thing it's a fucking book. This is from John Lewis. Former congressman. His mailbox is full.

You're calling into petition, and he's just like, can't Bran Stark be trusted? What did the raven know? I would not be surprised if a lot of politicians are hanging out on Quora. It's where they get all their knowledge. How would Andrew Jackson feel towards Donald Trump? My guess is he'd probably like him.

Yeah. He'd be like, you're old hickory now. New hickory. You demand. Okay. I like this guy's account. I think it's cool. I'm glad we put it in.

Okay, let's go to our final segment, QuoraMD. Yes, please. Oh, am I going to get the sound right? Nope. That's a tiger. It's Quora MD. Won't you learn about the hospital and such? This is a medical question.

So if anyone needs to go to the doctor, maybe you might have the same issue. I know this sounds strange, but I just ejaculated, and I was curious, so I tasted my own semen, and it tasted good. Am I gay? And is it harmful? Is it harmful if I swallow it? You might get pregnant. I had a friend in high school who did this and tried to convince me I was weird for not. He's like, you haven't tried your own cum yet, weirdo.

well the answer it's not harmful if swallowed that's true so it does make you a little weird not to try it the am i gay and is it harmful as the same sentence are so powerful this guy says it's not tasting your outcome is definitely not harmful for sure certainly never heard that it was changed a person's sexuality in any way regardless of orientation exploring your body is a very thrilling and importantly personal experience that a lot of people brush over. They're mad about it.

This guy's pissed off. To simply brush one action is gay is a big simplification. Someone tell this guy about the pineapple asparagus dichotomy. He could be creating different meals for himself. Do a little taste test. There are a lot of science applications

to this technology. Yeah, there's experiments to be done. This guy answered so much. It just keeps going. I'm trying to think how it could be harmful. You put it in there and it just glue traps your mouth shut. Wait a minute. It's like what Agent

Smith does to Neo in The Matrix. Yeah, like a major's mouth shut. I never should have drank my cup. The phone's ringing, Neo. Stop drinking your cup. If you take this pill... The rabbit hole ends. I like the implication

that it's only yours. And then it's like, it's not a pill, it's just a load in his hand. It's just a bunch of cum. It's just a bunch of cum in his hand. That doesn't look like

a blue pill. I see it. I'm sorry, this one is not a pill. If the Wachowskis had done that, like, our whole culture

would have shifted and now, to fight wokeness, we would have to just take the cum pill. Everyone. stop brushing over it take the pill

I really like this guy he's really into eating his own cum he says any newbie reading this if you're curious and want to know and he has all this advice and he does say he is gay so I kind of feel like maybe that's what happened how can he definitively say

that it's not what turned him down in the science field we call this a tainted operator that's right I know the taste is not some sweet delicacy there's just more info on here than was in the question

it's not necessary this guy says let me be honest with you I tried for many years to eat my own cum but when I came I lost the urge that is until nine months ago I don't know why, but ever since I tried it,

I really like the taste of it. I used to think I was gay, too, until I did a little research on it and came up with these two articles. They're hyperlinked, but it's not blue. So these are the benefits of semen. And it says, according to these articles, yes, it does help?

question mark? Ever since I tried it to be perfectly honest. With what? Health? It helps when you're not trying it. Knows about mental health. It's like hard tech. You can try something on a long journey. It's like he says,

to be perfectly honest with you, I can't get enough of it. Hopefully this helps. This is the kind of honest answer that brings us all together as a community. Thank you, Jimmy Crimstew. And then there's an answer here that says, I love cum.

And that guy has the Punisher logo. It is the Punisher. Live from Sin City. It's the cum Punisher. He shoots you with a fucking cum gun. Do you want to do one more? Sure. You don't want to read this guy's thing that says,

I don't think there's anything wrong with eating my cum? Sorry, I'm just still stuck on the cum punisher where he like punishes random street criminals like, I want your cum, buddy. Well, he has to do that because they killed his wife. They're all into BDSM.

So they're being punished. And they're the ones coming. You want to go on Ron's? Is it Ron? What about Ron? You want to read about Ron? Ron says, I don't think there's anything wrong with eating my own cum. I actually like the taste of it. and the feel of it on my tongue, all right?

Make sure you do this right away so it's still hot and thick. Oh, fuck, he says. That's what he says next. Oh, fuck! As if he realized he's on Quora. All right, well, that's that guy. I like quotation marks would really help that one.

Her squirting orgasm, we both share it, too. I don't even want to know how many forums on Quora are dedicated to IsSquirtP or not. Oh my god. It's probably 90% of the website at this point. I feel like what you're asking may be too intellectual on the Quora. They have not gotten there yet. They like it all. They're on Will Come Hurt Me still.

Didn't we have a clip about IsSquirtP and a lot of people got mad at us for picking a side? and I don't remember which one it was. It's a hot topic. Okay, let's read the last question. The answer is it's not not B. It's kind of B. I don't want to offend anyone. This last question is,

does someone with bloodlust have control of themselves? Or do they need to fulfill that thirst? Flawless victory. they gotta fulfill it I want to say hands down all unfulfilled and they drink it too

have you seen this? wait what? blood lost? they drink what? the blood they can't get enough of the stuff who are these people?

who drink the blood? buddy it's in me You can't have it. Okay. Is this in, like, the fighting space or something, or this is just, like, a medical... No, this is just general. This is for doctors.

Yeah, this is still in the medical area. Okay, cool. This guy says, Mr. Ears. Hmm. Who lives in Southern California. Mr. Ears. It is good to realize that we all bolded think, say, and do what we prefer moment by moment.

Yes. What does that mean? Not when I'm stricken with bloodlust or berserker rage. What is this real, Mr. Ears? Mr. Ears, what is your game? So when you say they have control, you assume they prefer to have control. I have control on this keyboard, but I can prefer to like, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, whatever I prefer to do so.

Shut the fuck up, dude. Could you respect Mr. Ears? Here it is. He has an MS in philosophy. Fuck you, Mr. Ears. Okay, my bloodlust is rising right now. Fuck this guy. Mr. Ears, you are dead to me.

All right, let's move past this ad for cats. By the way, if you're listening to the show at home, check out cats. They're a ball of yarn. I co-signed that. Michael says, with evil, you have traction, can make compromises. You can negotiate with evil.

Wrong, wrong. Yeah, wrong. Evil lies in the frontal cortex. Reason instructed by the hippocampus memory. I'm sure I said that way wrong. Stupidity will bludgeon your head to mush and think it is doing the right thing. None of these are even close to the question, right?

No one is typing with bloodlust. The 1989 movie The Iron Triangle with Bo Bridges answers your question best. Okay. That is a movie. I like to think of myself as something of a movie expert. I have never fucking heard of that. The Iron Triangle starring Bo Bridges.

Set in context of Vietnam War? I'm going to look it up. All right, check it out. That's the answer to best film Wait a second I typed in T and it said the Pornhub This isn't even a fucking movie It's just the Iron Triangle movie

So now we're on the Iron Triangle instrument Oh there it is You hit it and it goes ting The Iron Triangle I don't know Wow This is not real Mandela effect, not a real movie

Oh, that's Beau Bridges. What is this? Based on the diary of an unknown Viet Cong soldier? All right, I'm watching this when I get home tonight. I mean, it sounds good as hell. It says that there's a gray view of what's good and evil. Sounds very interesting. Control F bloodlust?

Search for bloodlust. I can tell you there's nothing in there. It's pretty short. Short wiki. Well, that's why we're on Quora, usually. That's right. Quora's got all the answers. There's always an exception to the rule, but for the most part, they have no control.

When someone has a problem, it has to be fulfilled one way or another. It would be similar to a person who's been driving for 20 years, and now they have to walk miles permanently instead of driving. It's pretty similar to that. That situation we're all very familiar with. It's good to end on a solemn note about

bloodlust. I like the, what is the gentlest dog breed? is like interspersed between the question about can I control myself under bloodlust. This website sucks so bad. Look at the little dachshund. Look at that.

Somebody who listens to our podcast recently was like, I really like the podcast so I checked out Quora. It's not good on there. But yeah. It's pretty bad. That's what we've been telling you. I don't know how to make it any more clear.

But if you want to meet the 13 most gentle dog breeds, here you can. This is for people who have quora-ed the word bloodlust. Targeted ads base. Bloodlust is what you may be asking. Where is your purity? How did you lose it? Yup.

Yup. That is from our good friend. He didn't come. Head of Christ, body of Christ, spirit of God. Okay. I love all my children with all my heart. They're my inspiration. They're my success.

They're my bundle of joy. Jeremy, 15.5 thousand answers. Alex lives in London. Okay. Hit that button. Very relevant. Anglo-spotted. Anglo-spotted.

You can't get past me! I see your posts. All right. I love this. Real quick. Do broken people find love when the world, world emoji, is correct? Yes. Yes.

And that's in women's behavior. Why women do what they do. I do want to go on women's behavior now interesting background picture choice for the women's behavior big juicy brain

yeah why did everyone groan at the brain oh the brain is it wrong if you follow around a random girl you don't know because she is beautiful

and without having any intentions at all besides admiring her that's fine yeah top answer this is called stalking or menacing

Thank you for posting on women's behavior Thank God you came here first Are there any Are there even single men here Hi yes LOL if you want Yes James says yes And then he has a picture of himself

And ladies He's single that's very funny to me can a toxic relationship ever work I love womensbehavior.gora.com oh man what male body parts

do women find most attractive eyes, shoulders, hands, tush I'm 57 with unusual life experiences dive deeper That's such a funny bio to have Alright What else do you need to know?

Do you want to read any more Bloodlust stuff? I think we gotta get to this movie, man Okay, yes It all depends on how obsessed with that desire they are That's the end That's the end of the podcast In the end, Bloodlust is about the friends you made along the way Thank you so much for coming out to Quarriors Live

We've had a hell of a time quarreling for you One more time for Will Madikar, everybody. Be sure to check out our show online. And that's going to be it for us. Before we do go, Alex and I and our friends, we made a little short film about Alex's addiction to card games. So we're going to play that. And it's about 10 minutes.

Yeah, we made a movie. So check that out. Yeah, cool. Bye, everybody. Bye.