Quorators - Reefer Madness w/ Jon Gabrus

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it a myth that if you smoke with the windows rolled up, you can suffocate? Why do some members say weed is injurious to the human body? hat do I do? My dog ate at least 4 grams of kief! --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

oh uh john have you met claire before yes claire is actually the only person out of you that i've met that's right that's right yeah it's true you were on my mario podcast many years ago and i believe the cartoon was so bad that you vowed to never return but it was not a good we ended the cartoon yeah i did never coming back as the subject matter of this podcast last time i talked to john i was uh drunk and was like what's up with your friend is he single Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was.

I was going to say it was at your show with Joe, but yes, there was one more time in. There was one more time. I think with your sexy friend. This also could have happened to Claire a ton, but I think you've told this story, Claire, before on this podcast about getting mad at someone for them not wanting to hook up with you.

Oh, yeah, that was bad. Maybe it was a different guy. I don't know. No, no, it was definitely a different guy. but that was a sort of a dark situation. I don't drink that much anymore. You sound a lot like me with the shots.

We're opening with a theme coming together all of a sudden. They put a guy in front of me. I gotta do something. I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Claire. That is against the law in many cases. If you flip

that gender, you're like, yeah, I tried to go with this i want to go with this chick and i was mad that she wouldn't didn't want to right yeah you're a fucking piece of shit and i'm like oh hot exactly that is funny a story girl if it's a guy on a podcast like yeah i got really mad at a girl didn't want to fuck me we're all like laughing about it it's a really dark time for real what was her problem i don't drink that much anymore i just the worst part was me turning to his friend and being like your friend doesn't want to fuck me like get a load of this i gotta get more confidence in myself

told you your friend was gay never had an interaction like this in my life from either direction it would always just be like i totally get why you're not interested in talking to me anymore that makes a lot of sense if i was in your shoes i'd do the same you're a touchy drunk too i feel like even one of the first times we met you were like very huggy oh yeah well i'm gonna touch you yeah you're yeah the hands are the language of the body there's two different kinds of touchy drunks i you know i i'm one of the i'm a handsy person in gen and heneral but uh a touchy drunk because you're just a little pissed off about everything.

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. He's a little touchy. Oh, yes. Kind of the opposite of that. My whole thing was I was always trying to start a rasslin'. That was kind of the main issue, and we've also dealt with that. And we can all change if we put our hearts to it.

Right, and maybe one day you will. And one day we will. And with no further ado, I'm going to play the theme song for the show and dance. uh-oh with the sound of the robot we're back again in the quarators podcast america's premier quora based podcast all of your hosts are here we got alex jeremy and claire check that's right check check check say check check uh we should start every episode with a mic check i think that's a good idea i think it'd be if we just keep not checking the mics but uh as you probably heard in our first annual mic check we actually have a special guest in the house today uh he's

got a brand new podcast coming out soon welcome to the quarriers podcast john gabrus i think it's out no oh they're all out they're all coming soon i'm all over the place yeah thanks there's always more podcasts to be made trust me we're touching on every subject movies video games we're starting a quora podcast because we hear there's like a like a space oh nice you want to be in a blue all right we are the number two podcast about quora immediately been pushed down yeah it's me Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson so I would love to hear Ted Danson

go on Quora for an afternoon I also would like that it's just medical it's all medical questions I know what Quora is but it's never been a part of my life I never used it I never really browsed it and stuff and you guys are like

earlier saying like my Quora homepage is fried or whatever I'm like I've never this is my first time even seeing the layout of this site. Oh it's a beautiful website You know what? This is going to sound alarming, but it's actually not important. But I do have to press this button if we're going to talk about this one. Recording in progress.

But it is recorded so far. There we go. But this is just the screen. Now you can see the screen. I was like, what the fuck is going on? Something we bring up. I just realized I forgot to click it, but it only affects this screen. Something we bring up sometimes at the beginning of the show.

This is a YouTube that you can watch. Yeah, you can go. Oh, hell yeah. Get on that YouTube. If you have computer job, you can go ahead and look at me while you don't work. I don't know why you do that, but you could do it. Look at me. Well, you also, if you had no job, you can do this too.

That's right. Maybe even easier. I have just found the number one demographic of video podcast enjoyer is someone with two monitors at a corporation where they make weapons. and one of them is like the schematics of the napalm dispersal and the other is jeremy looking at interesting fetishes bald bald engagement um well john we're gonna sell you on quora as of today as you probably have heard it is the question but this is what the whole page is though real quick it's just a picture of a guy named noah answering a question could i see some good pictures of biceps and abs parentheses boys only boys only and then just a grainy photo from

what looks like 2004 of his arm yeah i think i've taken this exact photo before this is a really kind of upsetting photo the last thing you see yes claire i was just about to say like i i guess i never really think about this like uh sorry to be traditional hetero here i never really think about this looking at it from a at a man's body but when it's so cropped it feels so like detached from reality and like dehumanizing you know but this this is all like if you just saw like a zoomed in tit you'd be like this is not as hot as i i love breasts but this feels weird i need context this is upsetting yes and the context you get here is a mattress with no cover on it an outlet with one plug in it.

And, you know, not much of a bicep if I'm going to be a caddy. That's right. The way this is cropped, I would say, makes you think that the fist should have a name. People are into his armpit hair, though. Top comment here, nice arm and very sexy forest. I was going to say the same thing, sexy forest. I don't know if I've ever heard described that way.

Well, something not said much about the internet is that oh man they tear you down when you do anything but you also can get your ego boosted in ways you had no idea you know what i mean where you're like oh of course there are dudes who love his forest you know yeah of course there are people i'm assuming mostly guys who love his forest and that's like that's powerful you know you can you used to just get called slurs online now you're getting told people love your forest you know it's the world has changed people love the four joe blow says never mind the biceps and the abs i just want that nice hairy armpit so there you go i bet he's got a hairy bush as well maybe hair somewhere else who knows

i bet outside of bush where what do you mean who knows like what is there what body part are we guessing he has hair on that most people don't yeah it's butthole that's a very famously kind of hairy spot there's a lot of hair there much of the time big toes good that's a good one claire Joe Blow is opening the conversation. Without closing off any borders, we can just discuss where else could there be a forest in this beautiful glen? There's a guy named Bro saying, DM me, Bro. Is he talking to himself?

Yeah, that's actually just a reminder. A reminder to self. DM me. Send DM to armpit. It's like when your dad sends you a text and he has to sign off from dad. Yeah, I know. What I like about this is it's like a really normal-looking picture of an arm,

like Jeremy said, from 2004, and it could be anyone's arm in the world, and I think that's pretty positive. Uh-oh. He's also answered recently how does your bulge look like before you jerk off. You don't need to click it. You don't need to click it. And can I see some boxer briefs? You don't need to click any of this.

I'm going to center the conversation here for a second. So it's the questions website, and this is something I'm trying to get going back on the show because we used to ask Quoras on the show, And we had to stop doing that because we would then try to read the answers and too many people started fucking with us from our own podcast, which is a very obvious trap to fall into. But I think to demonstrate kind of our community in action, what we could talk about with the guest is what is the question of your life, John? If you had one question you wanted to just ask the world. That's such a deep question to ask someone unprompted, too.

Anyone hungry? That's good. Anyone hungry is a great question. So you want me to ask this on Quora, Alex? Yeah, I do want you to ask it on Quora. Alternately, are you going to eat that? Oh, yeah, that's in there. Oh, you know what?

Never mind. How about who were the Hun people? That one, that ought to be coming up. Well, that's already been answered, so we don't need to ask that. Oh, this isn't the same question. Yeah, throw them all in there. Are you going to eat that? Who are the Hun people?

This is related to what food did the Huns eat? And ask question. Well, this is where we learn Jeremy's account is Noah. I don't know why it went on there. That's weird. It posted directly to Noah's page. But also separately, how does your bulge look like before you jerk off? Should we click it?

Anybody else know this guy's forest looks a lot like Jeremy? What kind of weird ass, like, who are you tricking with? What does your bulge look like before you jerk off? A.K.A. What does your dick look like hard? Is that what we're asking? Is he, like, trying to dress it up? He's like, hey, guys, medical question.

When you're about to jerk off and your dick is hard, what does yours look like? Please send my way so I can confirm that this is how dicks are supposed to look. I'm worried I might be sick. I'm not falling for it again, Noah. Nice try, Noah. What does a healthy erect penis look like? It's a semantic question, I think.

The question is, if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? Is a bare penis a bulge once it's out of the pants? Oh, yeah, you're right. That's not a bulge. Would you call your penis a bulge? It's not bulging. Other people do. People don't even call it a bulge when I have clothes on.

It's just like I have like a FUPA lump or something like that. Sorry, I just grossed myself out. You grossed yourself out? I was like, why am I talking like this? It's 10.30 a.m. It's a FUPA lump. It's not a bulge. once you're airing that bad boy out, it's no longer

a bulge. Interesting. It's just a cock. It's just a cock. At that point, it's just a cock. At that point, it's just a cock. I'm just a cock. The theme for this week is weed.

I didn't know how to get there, and I didn't think it was going to organically happen, so I'm just saying it. The theme is Nintendo weed. Great. Wait, I thought it was ganja. It could be something else. No.

Well, we were doing Punch-Up before the show started, and I said, we don't have any Nintendo questions. Should it just be ganja badness? And then we settled on, no, it's a good play on Nintendo Wii. It's not gaming. Whatever. It doesn't matter. We'll get there.

The theme of the week is Nintendo Wii. And we're going to start with the space of the week, which is, of course, smoke weed every day. Space of the week. cheers jeremy and i both have coca-cola product shout out coca-cola shout out corporations wait so i know the the the uh you know rap uh line smoke weed every day what is the is the like they wrote like a little fucking like the rhythm i don't remember that part of the song they made it sound like um they made it like the mcdonald's sound

smoke weed every day to all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese smoke weed every day if you're a drug user sometimes memories kind of run together oh you telling me sweetheart okay uh this is an interesting space we got around 1.8 thousand followers which is a bad it's almost a medium-sized quora space and quora the numbers are smaller than other websites only 26 contributors so just a band of brothers here talking about weed and kind of remembering what the song went like we do as a contributor missy cooper is a former crew member at mcdonald's oh there you go so maybe that's where that comes from is that she's just got mcdonald's on the brain

and i'm always thinking about mcdonald's everywhere i go uh she do be looking like she used to work at mcdonald's for two years they called in a good way they called the crew i mean that as a compliment that's something i say to people as a compliment yeah that's definitely a compliment do not look at the youtube jesus no i was just saying based on her what she knows about she knows about theater kentucky and weed she knows about community and technical college system what do they call them the crew are they a boat is mcdonald's a type of boat yes obviously they called them the crew they're That's why they refer to McDonald's as a she.

Okay, that makes sense. It's a vessel. She's a beautiful McDonald's. We're hitting some choppy waves at the lunch rush. Everyone's coming in off 95. The details of this

may say hi, or must I say hi? Oh, yeah. That's good stuff. You gotta be on the YouTube if you want to get that joke. Otherwise you're gonna be real confused. Get a computer job and get on the YouTube now. You got to make six figures to get this joke.

Start making missiles. Hi, or must I say hi, or shall I say hellfire missiles raining down on your country? Okay. This is informative topics and discussions about smoking weed every day. We are currently looking for contributors. That's a bad sign when you see that on the space. You shouldn't after post that on the space. whatever we're on like erotic boys or whatever they don't need any more contributors they have

a lot over there they have a full crew i'll say they have a full crew i found a good uh i picked out a good one from the space if you go back to the dock it is here okay this was a good question is it a myth that if you smoke with the windows rolled up you can suffocate yeah because it kind of sounds dumb but also you could this is somebody who is high asking this question somebody who's in their car going hurry up and answer so i know if i should roll down actively hot boxing i hate i hate hot boxing so much and it does fuck me up so bad well i can't i can't lie to you guys i still i i rarely ever do it but i used to go to the beach with the same group of guys and when we would get back to my apartment we would pull into

my ex's parking spot and just get even though my apartment is 40 feet away be like it's fun to kind of like hot box every once in a while and we'd be in there we'd get out and be like i feel like absolute dog shit we could have just we live in california you can just stand on the street and smoke a joint could have smoked it in my apartment but instead we're like it'd be cool to hot box it and i'm in my like 30s at that point so part of the reason you hot box growing up is like to not get in trouble or uh more specifically it's like we only have this one blunt with like fucking schwag weeding it we need to like right we need it to soak into our pores like a fucking weird uh steam maximize use every part of the weed yes exactly yeah also one helpful

thing it does is guarantee you'll drive a car right after yeah which i always thought was important whenever i would do that it's crazy it's crazy i'm like my car doesn't smell like weed and then i go in to see the movie that i just uh blazed before and then i get back in my car i'm like holy shit what the fuck dude this car reeks of weed i'm gonna get arrested i'm like if i drive with my windows down to the grove parking lot i should be fine there's mold growing on every inch of the fabric yeah i would obviously not assert that smoking weed and driving is more dangerous than drinking and driving but i have smoked weed and then driven once where i've been like i don't remember what left and right is anymore i can't imagine a universe outside of exactly what i'm

seeing right now and i'm going 40 i'm the rare breed of 20 year smoker who just cannot drive high like i just still i still don't have it all of my like every stoner friend of mine is like getting high while they drive like oh it's traffic i can smoke a whole bowl in here it calms me down yeah it actually makes me a better driver like okay bud stop well let me pick the song then you yeah checking my instagram makes me a better driver it locks you in um to focus on the question for a second i would say that this is clearly being asked by someone who is high and is scared they're dying right and i think in this space they should have a bot that comes in and says first thing before anything else you're totally cool man

you're not dying i think that'd be very valuable ethical use of ai is just it pops up to say you're totally cool you're totally cool on any question about weed you don't need to drive me over the edge though like how the fuck does he know i'm high man skynet is real the robot says i'm gonna live but if you smoked like if you smoked like an entire like a like a firework of weed in a car and it was actually too much smoke then you could like if jigsaw was gonna kill a weed smoker i think he could hotbox them to death i think that's possible through like an ironic really funny put them in a garage and put a hose into the car like that old school way of killing yourself but instead you're just blasting that fucking gorilla glue number four in there bro a little

to keep a dominant hybrid bro that obama kush honey i was walking around the streets with my baby this morning and i saw a big package for gorilla glue and i was looking at it because she picks up all the trash she's one and a half years old and i was looking at it and i was like if this is the weed gorilla glue that's okay but if this is like a gorilla glue container i need this to be like out of my fucking way immediately it's actually extremely dangerous oh shit i smoked that gorilla glue and my lungs are sealed shut man what did you expect it's in the name all right well i think i like jill brings in some like uh you know research that she's done about uh suffocating in the car that's right the research she did was watch up in smoke in 78

and then somehow pulls out they didn't die from suffocation in the movie and then pulls out to say both Cheech and Tommy Chong and their ages are still alive. So it's like the actors didn't even die making the movie. Yeah. Jill is living in two different realities simultaneously. She's like

a tenant or something like that. She's gone quantum. She thinks it's like Tom Cruise doing his own stunts in Mission Impossible movies. Has Cheech or Chong ever died in a movie? They smoke their own weed. Yeah, they do it Jackie Chan

style there's no stunt men involved i do feel like didn't they smoke a blunt that was just like shit they smoked a shit blunt am i wrong i mean it's possible you're i think you're the expert on the chong movie claire i think you gotta tell us i would i guess i'm just saying you could die from smoking shit i'm sure if you're listening to this not me brother not hercules over here not That lungzilla, I'm going to be fine. No, don't. Don't do it. What I was going to say is that it's possible Cheech and Chong have a contract a la Dwayne

the Rock Johnson, where he cannot die in a movie from smoking weed. Because Chong wants to run for president one day or whatever. Yeah, and it will hurt his image. This is the person who asked this question. Shlomo Sokolinsky? I am Jewish, I burn, and I'm a proud supporter of Israel. Okay, there's two directions this could take, which is the most Israeli person of all time or an anti-Semite doing a joke. Nazi character work, which is so important.

There's so little funding for the arts in the Nazi community. What's your bet on this? Yeah, I'm actually a Nazi in a UCB class to try to have more realistic Quora characters. I think this is a real Israeli. I think this is a real Israeli Jewish guy who has a little dog for his profile picture. Yeah, a Boston Terrier. They're so cute. That's all I'll be saying.

No, let's get into it. You have a cute dog. Bye. Don't want to talk about anything else. It's not my place to speculate on the religious destination of the Boston Terrier and whether they are Jewish or not. Wow. A lot of these questions are heavy kind of like political questions and like weirdly specific Israeli questions.

And then there's one that's like, is burn notice real? TV shows are similar to burn notice. That's so awesome. We got someone addicted to burning one right here. Real notice freak. All right, let's do another question. Thank you to Shlomo for writing that. We're going to keep it going.

Cora MD. Our medical questions. Here we go. It's Quora MD. Won't you find out if it's weed and if it hurts you sometimes? Why do some members say weed is injurious to the human body? Injurious. Injurious.

Yeah, very good. This is how you make a Quora question. There's no answers on this. It makes discourse. who are the members the members of the community the community i am a member in the weed community who just keeps saying weed is injurious to the human body like that's not a person you want to get high with that's constantly like you know how fucking bad this shit is for you man i know dad get out of here this is the one question asked by psycho china before they stopped using quora

forever before they nuked their account two years ago where they died smoking weed by not listening to members. Yeah, he's like walking on a like a fucking like construction building like on one of those girders like super high in the air. Like

why does people say weed is injurious to the human body and then falls off and he's like I didn't see that one coming. He's got one hand open on Quora texting this question. Yeah. I haven't used Quora since I ended up in that wheelchair. Well, there's no answers on this,

and there's no other questions by Psycho China. Do we want to answer it, I guess? Yeah, I do want to answer it. Yeah, might as well. Tell them that they don't know smoke. Oh, clever. Thanks. All right, what's going to be our experience for the...

So on Quora, Gabrus, you can put your credentials. Shrimp boat captain. So we can make, like, I don't know. Oh, awesome. What's, like, an interesting... By the way, I just saw one. I'm assuming these are previously used by you guys. but it said former daddy is very like a very funny upsetting kind of category yeah so does

that mean does that mean i got like oh i'm not no longer a daddy because my son died or i got they emancipated themselves or whatever this was before we figured out that you have to like put press a button to not have it say former so we put daddy and then it popped up as former daddy and we're like this is quite sad yeah my son has died i couldn't tell you the circumstance exactly but that's what we are for this one we're former daddy you don't know smoke great take that psycho chino here's another question what is the difference between weed and ganja let the discourse begin holy nice answers how does this have 37 answers how would it not we got a big one up top from the baby son from teletubbies oh but he's an adult i

think right it's like him as a son that should be me they're giving a make work job to that baby that should be me in there with sunglasses he's from bar like that i think we should read his answer to the question like slam poetry do you want to read it gabriel sure i think i just pimped myself into that yeah i mean we can do it if you don't want it we've done that before ganja i know the guy weed is everywhere ganja sounds cultural like from elsewhere i've smoked ganja weed is a plant ganja is imported plant shit weed is botanical ganja is botany weed is pot ganja is ganja weed is cannabis ganja is fluff weed could be fluff kush weed that's fluff is ganja weed is weed sticky as ganja dry as weed wet as dope dry wet is sticky sticky as ganja citrus freak aroma

skunk pine that's weed weed that's fluff spliff that's archaic that's redone that's human that's that's ganga that's weed that's everywhere damn ross spit straight fire at the coffee shop that's why you're the sun man that's why you're a freaking son i really like that's ganga you got too excited it's all ganga to me i love when they get too excited they spell something wrong and that always happens with the questions about like um are you a boy and how do you touch your butt i'm looking at his questions there's a lot of questions about payments yeah listen thoroughly listen thoroughly as in words words are blacks equal

well this could be coming from a lot of different directions guys this could be a very woke post this could be like listen thoroughly as in words everyone settle down i'm gonna finish this no answers on that the fact that this guy is in the weed forum makes total sense because his questions are the most like when you're 13 this guy sounds smart and then when uh because he's 26 talking to you and then when you get older you're like that guy was a is citizen gun ownership more dangerous than civilian gun ownership what is the difference is our civilians just people who aren't citizens like i don't get it i they're not in the military if they're civilian right right so

a citizen isn't necessarily in the military either you could be a citizen who is also like a lieutenant colonel then i expect you'd be quite dangerous with one of those things wouldn't you wait this is a good one abortion for example quora states that they need more detail yet i am done abortion anyone and your riff are your riff are your are your are your riff are your riff this is the sun i think yeah i think he has that flipped because you're finding out if the person can riff and if they can't you're going to want to get an abortion yeah that's what it is you're not going to want to raise a kid with someone who can't riff you gotta rip yeah you're not gonna be like i'm not gonna be like having a kid and i can't riff with the mom you know my baby's always killing my laugh

cipher i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm kind of obsessed with this guy can you go up a little bit uh to which one there it was like uh why are there no why does jesus have a father but not a mother that is a good question and then the answer says women weren't made yet this guy is so smart gotta remember the beo beowulf fighting satan in zero time to assert the common plain thing champ first came first and of double standards two equals two all right we don't need to we don't need to call anyone champ all right we're having a polite conversation this is from june 30 terrence howard's alt this feels like our black sequel i love a new theory i love anyone who could come up with a new type of

conspiracy theory women weren't made yet as of jesus they weren't even around also it's kind of crazy because jesus famously doesn't have a father but does have a mother like so he's got him fully fit like mother mary is his mother and jesus didn't have a father because he was an immaculate conception the confidence does make you just rethink if you know this yeah i don't know maybe women weren't around back then i remember beowulf well back then men would play women's roles so mary would be a man who was wearing a dress yeah mary was actually judas which is fucked up yeah oh the ultimate betrayal like evangelion when your homie when bro is your mom i bet if we read all of this guy's posts we'd be activated like mk ultra style and we'd like

fucking assassinate maybe a president ideally a president how many years did the apostles live with jesus three see but i don't trust you because of the other answers yeah now is he answering his own questions are these answers he's given other okay yeah this is when he does his podcast he took the time was nice enough to answer 2.1 000 questions oh my god that's what that number means yes all right so i'm jumping back we this guy is definitely one of those dudes who it thinks he's smart because he asks six questions but answers 2.1 like answers 2100

now that's someone who's questioning they're like I gotta go on Quora and answer questions for people is an insane way to live your life I know I mean I guess it's better that they're doing this here than like at the gym or like a women's gathering spot

one of those classic women's gathering spots the mall Sephora just think of every time you went to go on Twitter or what have you You just went on Quora and answered questions. What a better time you'd be having. Yes.

And what a better time for everyone else in the world. Yeah. Thank you for your service, Ross. Thank you, Ross. I like this answer. Someone said, why has nobody ever provided evidence for God? And he says, if God did, he'd accidentally have to remove it at the incident of one equaling one. All right.

The prominent moment of ebb and ebb, flood and flow, and flood. Relatable, or it cannot work. It isn't his job to do anyway. Physics says this. When info cancellation is the answer for seamless and notion of increment is to the God is the digit for count of seen again and nothing else. Personifying here is females losing ground. And being here wealthy is maintaining heart all the same true gender, colon, not female. Anyway, it would take God to call proof and equation and such.

No argue. And he'd have to allow it of full aware, though, to not reduce knowingly among her versioning of only to deprecate. Therefore, God cannot himself provide evidence of God if female exist. But the premise is she is an exhausting cunt hole of a guarantee for the amount of as good enough as established proof. All right. Well, now I'm curious about whether this guy thinks blacks are equal. That's fucking crazy. Also, I said it was Terrence Howard's alt and he almost said hustle and flow. Also, he the question was not about women. Right. Like, it was just, what's the evidence for God?

And he's like, by the way, women are cuds. Once you get going, though, you're just, you get. Once you get into a flow state. Once you get into a flow state, you get carried away on a rhyme. A flood state and a flow state. You get carried away on a rhyme. Nothing reminds me that there is a God more than a woman's cunny. It's a beautiful place.

I'm like, God made this, and it feels so good. Thank you, God. Can some women show photos of their vaginas for me, please? yes let's see that forest ladies i'm stepping in here next question we're moving on i have ross poisoning okay here's a question why do people drink alcohol it is not good for your liver and it's practically poison in a bottle you know it's not poison marijuana marijuana question mark i do have opinions on this but i'd like to see what quora has to say there's actually not many answers oh here's one this is just a really long answer from like an author who's

talking a lot about like the history of weed wait go up there's one that looks like another poem okay here you go oh we got a fortunately unfortunately it's like an improv game yeah okay fortunately alcohol is only bad when consumed in excess unfortunately it is the most abused drug on the planet fortunately alcohol reduces tension and inhibition unfortunately it is a depressant it also impairs coordination fortunately alcohol is a very good solvent It can dissolve most anything. I would love to talk to a drunk whose main argument is just like,

I dissolve stuff with it. It's useful around the house. Get ready for this big pun. Got a lot of build up. Big pun coming. Unfortunately, it can also dissolve careers and relationships. Fizzle, fizzle. I wish I had a sound effect pulled up for that.

That's a shame. Hit one. Anglo spotted. I hit Anglo spotted. We don't know if this guy is English. he spells jeffrey with a g so that's like it puts him at a high rate yeah he's at he lives in san diego damn it he's a single father of nelson age 18 and christian age 15 well now i know your children's first name yeah exactly last name yeah people really just put their shit out there huh

yep yeah so that was a very poignant response and it has me thinking and changing my views yeah as well about one in ten who drink alcohol abuse it those odds are actually pretty good unless you are that one yeah man that's how odds work like one one in a million that's a long shot unless of course you are that one then it's not a long shot at all it's like that i'm sorry brother that's not how it goes i was just like the like posting a whole thing about how alcohol can ruin your life and then be like it's pretty good odds that you're not gonna have a problem though you're They need the AI to come in here, too, and just say you're fine. This guy says it's a hallucinogen.

And it's not a depressant, which is wrong. That's Woody. You're wrong, Woody. Y'all ever hallucinate after your friend buys you a shot or whatever? I've never hallucinated on alcohol. I've never hallucinated on alcohol or weed. Absinthe. And I've tried, yeah.

Absinthe is supposed to make you hallucinate, but that's because it had the worm in it, and you eat the worm. i think i think the worm is in tequila and absinthe is uh made with through wormwood which is what is the uh allegedly psychedelic effect inside there but i do think really what it was was like if you drink turpentine you can feel like you're hallucinating as well i do think like those stories of like you know like alice in wonderland was written on absinthe it's like i think that person like was you know debilitating themselves to a degree yeah yeah you ever read that book and you're like this doesn't make a ton of sense what this girl's doing with this rabbit

i would stay the fuck out of there the guy's telling you he's mad i think he's i think you should have lost sweetheart does uh does feeling hotter than you actually are count as hallucinating that's true that's true i am way funnier when i'm drunk so that yeah you know that's always good for me and everyone around me because i'll make sure i'm because once i know i'm drunk and i know i've achieved another level of funny i'll just start sharing that with everybody yeah you're funnier when i'm drunk too yeah you have permission to go big i don't know there's no one's talking about it's funny no one's talking about

marijuana everyone's just talking about like alcohol is actually pretty bad but it's also tastes good, so I love it. The confusing thing about this is, Cora, the person changed the question at one point. Originally, it was, knowing that alcohol is potentially bad for your health, why do you drink it? Which is a more normal question. They're all answering that, but then at some point,

the guy added, you should smoke weed because it's not poison. They started riffing on it. I guess he didn't like the answers he was getting. Sorry, this is Debra Reca. Debra Reca. I Reca your podcast. most of her questions are about uh video games oh which is actually the topic

yeah get there oh no well done we have many sounds of mario all right we should move on we got nintendo weed so let me get to another question here uh let's do animal questions korra gone wild the line wasn't done yet okay what do i do my dog ate at least four grams of keef holy shit that's a lot of fucking keef jesus yeah that's a that's a shit ton also i don't like to like comment on people's looks but holy shit bob mcdonald looks like a cannabis consumer since 1981. Zooming in hands.

Oh, yeah. Gary Oldman with a lot of prosthetics on top. I do feel bad that we just put people's photos and full names on YouTube on our podcast, but it's from a place of just like, look at these interesting people. It's anthropological. Yeah, I'm not trying to make fun of anyone.

I'm not making fun of him. I'm commenting on how awesome he looks. He has 7,000 followers on here. That's got to be pretty high. Pretty good for Quora, and now he has one more. Important to the discussion here, Jeremy has never smoked weed, so he doesn't really get Keith. It's true.

Wait, how do you host video game podcasts without smoking weed? Jesus Christ. Yeah, well, people vow to never come back, so obviously not well. Jeremy, you don't get this, man. Jeremy, get lost, man. We're talking Bob McDonald here, man. To be fair, I've also never been a dog, so there's two sides of this I don't understand. You can answer the question without being a dog

because you'd know that dogs shouldn't eat this much Keith. I wouldn't know. Dogs are only supposed to have a little bit of Keith every day. Just to keep them paranoid. I just want to keep my chihuahua absolutely rattled. Does he tell a story in there?

I'd like to see if he explained the situation or what happened. He says, I was afraid my question was going to be ignored. I answer questions like this and toss these questions in the trash. It's a real thing. And then a picture of a lot of Keith. Now, Jeremy, when you grind up your weed, you get a resin at the bottom that's like super weed. And that's what the keef is.

And the dog done ate it all. The pictures of the dogs. Oh, no. Zooted. Two of my dogs might have been the culprit. They have no shame and will eat anything. Neither is acting any dumber or sleepier than usual. Okay, so I can contribute to this.

My mother-in-law's dog once ate a, like, bottom of a joint that my brother-in-law left around. And she, like, totally went catatonic for the day. So the dogs cannot digest or interact with weed at all. And if they had four ounces of Keef, it would be way, way worse. Yeah, and I do like hear, he's like, my dogs were maybe the culprits. I'm like, okay, so you're not positive. So is it possible, Bob McDonald, you smoked four grams of Keef and forgot? Yeah, I hope that's what happened.

One time I was smoking really heavy with a friend, and we were trying all these Keef and diamond-laced blunts and all this shit in my living room and my dog was sitting right in between us and i'm like we're like an hour into like a fucking power session i'm like holy shit dude like uh i wonder if dogs can get high like i feel bad he's like right here in all the smoke he likes it he always pushes my door open where he's he's dead now from a weed overdose but he would push my door open whenever i smoked in the office and he would come in and so he i was like oh he doesn't mind and then what i was like i don't know if you guys and my friend is like i don't think dogs can get high

he gets up off the couch i hear him go into the kitchen where his dog bowl is i hear him drink water for like 45 seconds walk out lay down on the floor and just go to sleep for three hours i was like okay we never mind we definitely got the dream like a big glass of water than a three hour nap i'm gonna do that right after this podcast the dog is not scared one time my aunt smoked weed that she didn't know was laced with something and drove the wrong way on the LIE and hit a car and it flipped over and everyone was fine. That's a good story. What?

That's pretty crazy. This is when I was a kid. It was like kind of in the news and stuff. It's pretty hard to get on the LIE in the wrong direction as a resident Long Island expert here. Holy shit. That's terrifying. That's impressive. She's like a kind of old Jewish lady, but she's married to a guy who

has a Hispanic last name, so all the comments were like, these fucking Mexicans are ruining Long Island. They go on the LIE in any direction goes. What are your thoughts on Mexicans, Gabriel, from Long Island? Look, if I could be almost like accidentally racist in the other direction, I truly love the Mexican people. Great addition to New York.

Which makes me sound even more racist. Long Island is very Puerto Rican heavy. Now what am I doing? Yeah, crystallize it. let's get into it um i told you guys about one time i smoked a blunt laced with pcp and i was in the hate ashbury in groovy san francisco and everyone looked like a cartoon and i kept thinking that i every woman i met was pregnant i don't think you told me this every woman i like unhoused There were like a lot of like unhoused young teen women on the street and they all looked pregnant to me.

And I was like, damn, all these teens are pregnant and they're homeless and they look like cartoons. It sucked. But it was just the drugs. But don't worry, it was just the drugs. Did you feel strong? Yeah. Did you feel like unstoppable? Like you could take six bullets from a cop or something like that?

That's what they used to say about dust and PCP and shit. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like Punisher. is that what he does yeah pretty much yeah and he complains about uh pregnant homeless teens i mean actually i would watch punisher if that or read punisher if that was the case one time i was at uh arcade fire in central park summer stage in the mid aughts and a guy passed me a joint and i took a hit of it and then the second i took a hit of it i passed it to my friend

looked back to him and the guy said careful that's got that cheese in it the second he said that i went fully tunnel vision to the stage like everything disappeared around me except for like the drummer or something like that i was like oh my god and then i could not convey to my friend i just turned to him and i said he said it has cheese in it my friends just my friends looking at me like what the fuck are you talking about and then he hits it and we both just like an hour and a half later are still standing next to each other i'm like yo stevesy you're right bro he's like yeah i'm fine i was like something happened right he's like something happened i told you that had cheese in it you didn't listen that's that's what i say

when someone's about to go down on me actually hey careful i'm about to make you go crazy at arcade fire yeah i hope you like stuffed crust baby you're about to focus in on my drummer it's kind of a all right powder sexual tension in here i like to know that he um does have two dogs and clearly is a single single man because there's no way anybody else yeah he's not even saying like maybe my wife ate the four grams my partner we know no woman had the keef we can rule that out i like when people call their their pets beasts for some reason does anyone else have a story about your beasts being greedy and bad yeah wow he's asking like six questions at once uh i

have a theory about dogs that there are two school there's two types of dogs and it's uh you either have a critter or a beast nice and it's like uh obviously critters skew a little smaller but you can have a small dog that's beast like and you could have a big dog that's critter like that Those are the two kinds. Those are the two genders in dogs, is what I'm saying. And there's only two, Claire. That's right. There's only two.

Enough of that, Claire. I don't talk about that no more. Ever since Chappelle stole your act, you had to stop. Claire loves to hit her knee, too. That's her big thing. She likes to smoke 11 cigarettes and tell three jokes over the course of 85 minutes. He should just have a podcast. Remember when he was putting out a new special every month about the news?

I was like, this is a podcast. That's what a podcast is. When you don't write stuff, it's a podcast. Yeah. People love them. You should try it out, Dave Chappelle. We're all giving advice to Dave Chappelle. Hey, man, you got something.

You've got to put this together if you stop making all those specials for millions of dollars. Yeah, he was making a lot of money. Dave, you've got to check out Quora, man. You will love it. We'd love to have him on. I'd love to show you Bob McDonald. uh bob looks like someone who uh identifies as an end i really like his question yes hell yeah do you deal with ruminations daily every single day bob every day i ruminate does mental disease

affect less intelligent people yes oh shit this is one of these dudes who gets so high and goes the reason i'm crazy is because i'm a genius i think that's probably true yeah he um he's like a bone collector or something he said i dig up family bones yeah his job is bones i don't know man if you're wondering what a guy like this does for work it's bones some sort of bone related from mormon pioneers it says yeah wait can you go down to he says what do you have on your cannabis tray there was like a question down there uh let's see uh it looks like that's fun because like i'm a like an every yeah there it is an everyday carry guy but for weed so i'm very curious what everyone's doing what everyone's doing edc wise wait we have an incredible labeled photo here all right oh

fuck yeah everyday carry disc golf bong dab rig with g-pen connect all of this stuff would kill me jesus christ seriously they cbd tinctures ithc wax organic rock cones tincture makes me think of like cbd pain gel this this is a pretty good setup here this would be like if you were staying at someone's house and they put this out like a fruit basket that would be such a treat that'd Very sweet. This is an ad, kind of, because this is someone who works at CannabisTech.com. Oh, man.

You could probably buy all these things. Wait, I was like, I'm like, oh, wait, it's a lady who has this stuff at her place? Christina, call me. She's listening. After the podcast, we send the link to everyone we talk about. It's a great setup. It almost looks like a store of some kind.

She's on Patreon. How's she doing? Let's see. She's making $1.59 a month on Patreon. We are crushing Christina on Patreon. Thank God. You suck, Christina. You're a lobey in your cringe.

Exclusive content, behind-the-scenes podcast. What's a behind-the-scenes podcast? Finding a responsible approach to cannabis. My husband and I saved our lives and our marriage. Oh. Whoa. That's the answer, I guess. I'm speculative of your marriage if it was saved by weed.

I feel like that's probably just part two of a five-part story there. I want to see if there's more pictures on here. This guy's got a Rick and Morty tray. So that when you smoke, it's like you're smoking with Rick. Yep, that's right. I bet you this dude is funny. Oh, he's probably got layer balls. He's the funniest guy at school.

He's probably the funniest bird person. He's in spaces like questions regarding meth. Yo! And now we're back on the meth forums. Oh, my God. That first question has got me, dude. It's the pinned one. What is slash are the benefits of smoking,

or of using meth? Read, pointing down emoji. Meth isn't for everyone. Meth isn't for everybody. Yeah, dog. I could read this whole thing. I could read this whole thing. Do you want to?

Let's get started and see if it goes anywhere. I like the benefits of meth maybe to keep soldiers alert. oh my god i think originally that was it yeah yeah yeah in 1915 yeah read this read this paragraph okay so this is paragraph six of the benefits of math the benefits of math may be to keep soldiers alert and energized to fight long battles to fight fatigue when sleep is not an option and deadlines are approaching to help stabilize adhd sufferers who find it difficult to focus on details that help them take care of themselves like brushing their teeth and tying their shoes and not forgetting the red light means to stop instead of wondering how many squirrels live in

I'm going to interject to this one. You have ADHD. They're talking about Adderall, which is an amphetamine, but it's not what you call meth that same way. Well, have you tried meth? I have not tried meth. I mean, I've had Adderall, which I get where we're going with it. It is just a zippy upper in the same way,

but I assume this space is people sharing rocks with each other. Firefighters fighting fires for 20 straight hours might find benefits, as well as people who can't stop putting food into their mouths. Okay. What if you were, like, your house was burning and you were standing outside. You got out with your two dogs who didn't eat any keef and you're standing outside and the fire department shows up

and then they stand right outside the truck and before they start to fight the fire, they pass around a rock. They get fucking zooted and they're like, all right, let's go now. And there's, like, toothless firefighters going fucking ape shit in your house. And they, like, take the copper wiring out of your walls.

The question is, do they do a good job? If the meth makes them better at fighting the fire, then who am I to judge? Yeah, it's morphin' time. If they're strung out, but they just beat the shit out of the fire. You wouldn't blame the Power Rangers for showing up and getting in their suits. That's where all their power comes from.

That's so true. You don't want an ADHD firefighter being a random sauce while your dog is burning. Right, thinking about the squirrels. Oh my God, the Power Rangers not in their suits is a funny idea. You're being attacked by a giant fucking rhino with a battle axe, and five teenagers of different ethnicities. You're like, hey, guys, get your suits on.

They're like, we can't anymore. All right, let's try it. It may sound funny, but it's actually a very serious situation. It's covered in many episodes of Power Rangers. They can't get in the suits. Is that true? Sometimes they can't get in their Zords, too,

and that's another problem as well. Have you watched a lot of Power Rangers? Yes, I've seen so much Power Rangers. I'm sorry to... Well, how was their podcast with Dave Chappelle about it? growing up my neighbor uh and friend his little brother had uh down syndrome and he insisted on playing his favorite game was called power rangers which is where we all just went like and pretended to be putties and he would just beat our ass

it was so much fun i i was like i was like he would just like t off on us and we would all just be like running around going like and like my friend's mom would be like guys not gonna we're like we're not hitting him it's like oh okay i guess it's okay stop making my disabled son violent just wailing on us constantly it was a fucking treat it was awesome square it off in the middle of the were you the power rangers or was he no we were the putties he was a power rangers either i've seen power rangers i've seen it it's not very similar to a guy with Down syndrome, hating other kids. No, it is.

That's what Goldar was. Okay, fair enough. What do people put in meth that cause your feet to swell? I don't know. What do they put in meth that cause your feet to swell? Wait, I want to read some of the moderators on this space in a minute. I suppose the salt could do that. Oh, yeah.

By the way, guys, look out. There's salt in the meth. Test your kits. They say, I've been stressing this for a good five years now. Can't say it enough. using meth you must sleep every single night you need your energy these are fake people right why are these like women so beautiful that are in the meth forums she's a quirky conservative florida jew she's a ba in criminal psychology at the university of florida i don't know she's a ba

in criminal psychology but she closet wants to be a meteorologist she loves to write and read she has i i'm not i'm not gonna make fun of that because i don't know what that disease might be I'm only interested in nonfiction Firm believer in proofreading She sounds like a really good time You could call her Bethuser If you're on a date with someone and they're just like

I'm a firm believer in proofreading You're like oh boy Is this the conversation we're having? I'm looking at what she has Wannabe meteorologist It does sound like a spider disease It sounds like a disease that turns you into a spider Arachnoiditis

And your legs become I also was wondering if it had to do with spiders. I thought maybe it was like an internet joke about like, and I'm the spider queen, but no, it is a debilitating condition. She was very painful. And she wants to be a meteorologist. I like how John was like, I don't want to make fun of this disease we don't know about.

And then we look it up and her kid is immediately making jokes about it. It turns you into a damn spider. If John doesn't want to, that's fine. Doesn't mean we don't have to. Let me get my feet wet. Not everybody has to be respectful. Let me ask Shelob if they're putting salt in the meth. Look, we're 45 minutes into a podcast.

Anyone who's mad at us is already gone. Test your meth. Right. Can I read the contributors on the meth subreddit for a second? Yeah, please. All right, so go down. We had James Marks. Wait, there were really good ones at the bottom, though.

Keep going. You all? Yeah, there was one that was like... Andy Callender? Andy Callender is a pretty good name for the guy who contributes. Oh, there's 454 of them, so that's why I can't find it again. What was it? The king's concubine, I thought was funny.

The king's concubine is the one that caught my eye. This thing called life is chronic and terminal. No one gets out alive. Fluent in sarcasm and irony and very married. And that's the concubine to the king. This is the king's beautiful girlfriend. Fluent in sarcasm is like just the more like it's like such a trigger for me. It's just like, yes, OK, we get it.

You're the worst person in your friend group. Yeah, it's easy for you to say because you're hooking up with the king. But a lot of us have to watch our tongue around him. Right. Well, he's also a slave, though. I mean. Well, you are a slave. If you have to say you're very married on Quora, that means you're getting.

Can you private message people on Quora? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You can, John. so the king's concubine is getting hit on big time it sounds like other followers we know include jimmy the tulip and jordan antle i'm trying to see what her picture is i think it's a woman it's a crown yeah this is like something the queen jordan i mean uh jeremy thinks his picture of the crown it's a woman i gotta see more i think i gotta see more women uh no i and she's

no guy goes i'm very married yeah that's like that's a woman who has to put up like a layer of defense like we believe you this is either this is either a woman or one guy who met claire really drunk at a party i think she's all woman uh do you want to do one more question yes okay which one do you want to do question uh so we decided the dog's okay uh the weed and ghost swan is unanswered so that's not let's do this one five quo police questions okay let's get to the bottom of it no okay this is uh the podcast it's not you're not being pulled over you're not being to keep driving if you're listening to the show uh it's like in hip-hop when the siren is in a hip-hop song while you're driving yeah fuck oh i put this on just to be perfectly clear this is

the podcast uh can an undercover sit and smoke drugs with someone the answer's a big yes right I guess so, yeah. I mean, they're under cover. I think you gotta. Yeah, or else you're a narc-ass bitch. You gotta get wet. They'll put holes in you right then and there. Yeah, what's Ethan Hawke's name in Training Day?

It's like, Seth, you get wet? We just keep talking about Training Day. It's the movie of the year. We've been talking about Training Day all day. Before John came on the call, we were like, Training Day is coming back. It's a big year for Training Day. Is it? It's Jake.

Jake, you get wet? Yeah, Jake. And then he does. Spoilers for Training Day. And by the way, if we're doing spoilers for Trading Day, King Kong doesn't have anything on it. Yeah, this episode's a lot of Trading Day spoilers, so be careful out there. King Kong doesn't even show up in the film. Honestly, please drop a warning in the beginning.

Big trigger warning up top. This will contain spoilers for the movie Trading Day. Proceed with caution. Oh, this guy's answering as a former undercover. yeah so the big thing on core is that a lot of them are police officers writing books selling a book now and also they're english they're bobbies english spotted yes this guy's he's british and he does live in the philippines which is uh honestly a huge huge good sign uh i i saw that it said uk and then i went in my head i go why does that matter that he's british

I feel like this is important on this podcast for some reason. And then you played the drop, and I'm like, oh, right, that's why, because that's why I heard that earlier. We're spotting Anglos. It comes up frequently. This is his book, Undercover, Operation Julie, the inside story. That's such a British name for an operation. I know.

Yeah, all of our operations are called, like, Top Dog. No, it's getting way worse because it's like the people who are naming operations in the government are people who grew up watching the same bullshit movies as i did you know what i mean it's like they literally called one epic fury yeah like that's like that's like yeah that's the name of like an action parody movie operation king's concubine a gripping true story of britain's biggest drug bust we need more quora people in our government less reddit people i think that will solve a lot of our problems oh yeah this guy has his own web page well yeah he's got his amazon link doesn't work though i wanted to read the

reviews of it it's got a lot of sleepy dogs on amazon when you can't find the page i've never seen that before either have i never seen that before um i think they can go they can they can smoke with you though they probably have to and they probably enjoy it yeah they're cool they're definitely not undercover he says he does he used to do it back in the day and you can read about it in his cool book i want you to tell me about it now on quora i will say i was i was sort of being undercover smoking weed in high school because i didn't want to be smoking weed but i wanted to look cool yeah so that's sort of i sort of had a bit of a costume on and all the world was a stage were you working with the local police department i can't say you have to tell me if you

are man you have to tell us now i used to get so high and um immediately start shaking because every time i'd smoke weed it gives me a panic attack and my friends would point and laugh at me That's how I started smoking weed in my life So that's why I don't do it anymore You're like a small dog A critter I am small bean I smoked weed in like 9th or 10th grade

Because a girl I had a crush on smoked weed And then I quit Because I thought I was going to become an FBI agent And I heard They ask you on a polygraph That if you've smoked weed more than 5 times Then you can't be an FBI agent So I quit and then didn't smoke again

Until I was 25 whoa yeah yeah you really wanted to be in the fbi i went away to school as a bio major i was gonna like fucking like work my way backwards through science into the fbi because i was like i don't have law enforcement experience like i had all these plans and shit all because i i i don't know what the fuck i was thinking truly it's so funny and my i took ap psych in high school because i thought that would help me and my ap psych teacher nominated me for a scholarship for people pursuing a career in the entertainment field no but i want to be an fbi agent she's like just trust me i should be giving her her flowers at this point shout out dr maitland thank you

i wish i knew this story before we started i would have had very different questions on quora yeah i wanted to be a navy seal and then i realized that would be really hard so then I backed it down to FBI agent, but I just wanted a job where I had a gun. Something easy with a gun. Don't make me do anything crazy like jump out of a

helicopter. My passion is texting teens to convince them to do a school shooting. It helps to be funny when you're doing it. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of role play. Teens love to laugh. I think an improv background is good for pretending to be a lover of a young Muslim.

You can catch them in the act you're very alone um do you want to do a listener question or you want to just call it an episode let's do what if i actually just was an fbi agent and i was like this fake cover i did and i'm like i've been like secretly getting a comedian like d-list or comedians playing the long game obviously not doing anything about the sexual predators in the community just busting people for like fucking

having coke and shit. There's that great James Acaster special about being an undercover cop doing stand-up and he has one of the my favorite stand-up jokes ever where he says

as a kid I always wanted to be an undercover cop so when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up I'd always say a criminal. Oh. That's fucking good.

That's so fucking smart. He should have been one. Anyway, fucking hit the theme song to a listener question and we'll do that and that's an episode of a podcast.

Please write in with your Quora-style questions to Quorators at gmail.com for our listeners' segment, Is That Okay? Is that okay? We do not check these before we play them. I'm clicking this one. Keep them under 30 seconds, please. Hey, Quorators. Since Goku's a cartoon, could you kill him with the dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That's a great question.

What is that? I'm sorry. What's the specific? who's a cartoon goku so if goku is a cartoon character can you kill him with the roger rabbit dip and i have to answer a big yes on that one i think yeah this guy needs to be posting in the fucking weed forum yeah i would just like to thank him for not uh being too close to his phone when he asked that question no eddie no no goku no that's that's fun that's really fun i hope he He can get dipped.

Goku is a character with a power level along the lines of Superman where you start having strong weaknesses, and the dip from Roger Rabbit would be a great fill-in for what kills Goku, I think. Goku gets killed with a gun at one point, though. There's no real rules with Goku. That's really funny. It's like, Goku has an insane power level.

Oh, yeah? Okay, Goku's dead. This wasn't some American version of anime ever. It's like, of course, if you had a gun, you could stop Goku. A good guy, a good Goku with a gun. The two things that kill Goku is a gun and a heart disease. That's canonically his downfall. Does he die of heart disease?

He does. They have to bring him medicine from the future. Oh, my God. It's the only way to save him from COVID. Great question. Great question. Try to send that to Funny or Die in 2007 if you can. I'm sure they could do a lot with it.

Get in your time machine. Actually, and I don't mean to correct you on your own podcast, but this definitely reeks more of college humor. That's fair. That's fair. It's two pop culture premises smashed together. Don't get in the time machine yet. Check out Dorkly.

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