Quorators - Rejected Advances w/ Maddy Smith

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because I've been wanting a good beating? Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes? What is the normal amount of grills to have? I was discussing it with my wife and she was complaining about my spending habits on grills, claiming that I was buying too many. So I'm on here to ask, what is the "normal" amount of grills to own? --- Follow Maddy on social media @ SoMaddySmith and listen to her podcast Mad House COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

BAM! Quarators What you're hearing now through your headphones is the smooth sound of the Quarators podcast, America's favorite Quora-based podcast. We're your hosts Alex and Jeremy. Hello. How's it going Alex? Oh hi there, didn't see you. Wow that's crazy you've been in my apartment for an hour and a half because you came early that's right but i've got my blinders on success alex got confused and came here a full hour and a half early i played video games on the couch video games for an hour what's very funny is

how much i told my wife i can't be here i have to go to work and i was like oh card time already that's great well that's okay we're no one uh no one needs to know about that that'll be a dirty little secret and uh we have a very special guest for you today all the way from laugh town usa that's right uh stand-up comedian maddie smith maddie hey thank you it's so funny you remember my hometown yeah yeah i remember the little details about people i yeah that's really nice upstate new york laugh town type a yeah you are yeah i like to focus on the little things um maddie town is like a greek name too right it's one of those upstate new york greek towns Yeah, like Laugh Town.

Laugh Town. Yeah, it's not actually Laugh. It's Laugh. That's a Jamaican man saying Laugh Town, but it is Greek. Welcome to Laugh Town. If you are in Jamaica, look out for that hurricane. There is a hurricane coming, and it has a weird name, right? Does it?

Yeah. It's Laugh Town. Beryl? Beryl? Beryl. B-E-R-Y-L. Yeah, like Cheryl with a B. Like Cheryl with a B.

That's how it will be remembered. It's nice that it's whimsical. I think about this a lot and it's the idea that somebody gets to name the hurricanes. They get to see them and be like, you're Nancy. This has to go in alphabetical order though.

There's only 26 fucking letters. So if you're the guy next hurricane comes, it's a C. What are you going for? Cunt. Charles. You don't get to name them. Come on. Sorry, podcast flagged on YouTube.

Taking down age restricted. we're five minutes in I think we're safe did you guys watch Crashing I just rewatched it a little bit of it the third season they had a wait this wasn't from Crashing lol I just mixed up Crashing with the Torgasm

I have seen Torgasm pretty much my life I watched it recently hilarious because it's so bad they get in like fake fights on the bus but one of the openers did a joke and it was like they should name Hurricanes after my ex-girlfriend I call her

hurricane bitch one million people should I close this window hey we live in the city you can never have it open how does this keep happening but that is the alarm that went off at Dorgasm though

in all seriousness there's one episode of Dorgasm where they have the shitty opener they have Gary Goldman, Dane Cook Bobby Kelly and then they have another guy who never does anything after

and they like give him bad comedy and he'll be mad that they are mean to him and Bobby Kelly's like that's what we do here we bust balls you can't handle it

you're a new comic we're gonna bust your balls you're pretty much a slave to us you're enthralled at Dane Cook and his title in the intro

is just newbie everyone else has like a fun and he's just like new guy who is it? is it someone we know? we don't even know

what happened I think this documentary he probably ruined his career. Wow. It's so funny. They give him advice. They're like, look, don't write anything out.

Don't think about it. Just go out there and say to your heart's content what you feel. And then he'll go out and then bomb in front of like 750,000 people and they're like,

I don't know what happened. I do what I felt. It's like they gave comedy advice that you would see in a TV show that's not real. And this was Pete Holmes' autobiographical HBO show we're talking about?

No, no. It's too confusing to fix them up. They're the same thing. Yeah. Is this about Pete Holmes' wife cheating on him? I never watched Crashing. I was told too many times by people I was barking to

that I was pretty much living Crashing. Oh, that's pretty cool. And so in that way, I didn't have to watch it. No, you lived it. Because I lived it. And you barked once and then immediately got a spot at the cellar. Yeah. And I made it weird.

It's pretty much the show as far as I can understand. Okay, Maddie. you know about quora yes i do i'm on i'll always google like cuckoo stuff and i end up on there and that's where it happens yeah yeah on the cuckoo section of google lots of different stuff when google detects you're quirky that's where they send you yeah they they move past the reddit and they go to quora reddit's too literate for you yeah reddit's too lucid it's too real quora's like let's get in there this person probably doesn't want anything upvoted the worst is on quora when you're like i want to see more and then they try to get you to you know make a login i'm not doing

all that oh we've done it we've done it it's bad we should really do emails yeah we we have like antagonized people so much on this website we should probably change it to not be your name i think that's a great idea i'm very behind that uh two weeks ago we started messaging a vor specialist and now he keeps trying to talk to me yeah um oh what specialist vor is it's like a sexual inclination where... V-O-R? V-O-R-E. Vore. Never heard this word in my life. It's people who

have a fetish for eating things. The idea is they're eating something but their mouth is full, but they want vore. That can't be it. Vore. I need vore. It's not like when food's in their mouth, they're turned on. It's sad, but it's true.

Not like eating, just literally food in your mouth? Well, the idea is Like, the sexual fetish would be, like, what if I ate Jeremy? Like, I consumed him. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Or, like, an animal or something.

We're in constant communication with a vor guy on here now. Oh, cool. Nice. Not constant. A vorist. We're talking. By constant, we mean I am trying to distance myself because my name and face are on this profile. He's going to eat your ass.

He might. He might. Not my ass. In more ways than one. Well, what do we do at the beginning of the show? The advice segment. We do the advice segment. surprise um at the beginning of the show we've started a cynical ploy to attract

new listeners on youtube and there's of course our advice segment and today we are doing tips for women tips for women do you have any advice for women in general yeah whatever dude dude hilarious vague as fuck yeah just whatever you got advice for all women oh man what would i say to all women and they're all listening they're all listening everyone all of them i got something if you just need a minute okay you go you go first yeah all right so if you have like a rapunzel length hair you gotta look out for escalators because they will suck your whole damn head in it's so true it's so dangerous and nobody talks about no one's talking

about it and i know a couple women who've been sucked into it really yeah wow everybody look to your left but if they're in a tower it's so helpful to look it out there are pros and cons yeah totally pros and cons what are often considered the untied laces of the head yeah yeah a couple people have said that okay advice to women um if you fuck this is so hard advice to women if you are hungry then eat what you want killing spree boom that's pretty good yeah i said it and the vore guy's gonna love that oh yeah this was for the vore guys out there uh-huh honey if you're hungry eat what you want because in two days you're going to still be thinking about what you wanted to eat oh baby yeah that also goes for

the starving women in third world countries especially them developing you have your own mike i regret giving it to you my bad i've been doing a new gag where i gave the guest the bike then i didn't consider what if i never get it back and it really made me feel powerless and afraid i understand well you got it back and that's been tips for women you're gonna hit it again all right it's too long we're not doing the whole thing okay all right uh now we can get into the nitty-gritty here for once and fucking start the business of the show please uh every week at the beginning and the end. We ask a question and then see

what the community has answered. What did we ask last week, Jeremy? Last week, Martin Urbano has kittens. He asked Cora, are kittens ticklish at all and can they laugh? No one responded. Not a damn soul. That's fine.

No one knows if they laugh. It's unknowable. I don't think they laugh. I would have heard it by now. Maybe it's not funny enough in the kitten tone or something. I'm sure if you had the people eat homes of cats at your house, they would laugh.

Yeah, of course. I don't have that kind of talent. No, yeah. All right, well. You said you have a cat, right? Yeah. I don't think they're ticklish, but, you know, like, if you're, like, they're, like, oh.

Like, he's laying down. Like, if you went in, he'd be, like, bleh. I think they're, like, ticklish like that. That's true. But they're just on edge. They react. Yeah. There's a visceral reaction.

Yeah. Do you have a chatty cat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and she's small, so her meow is, like, small and squeaky. That's awesome. That's what you want My cat's like 11 years old

And I've just been talking to him this whole time And so now he just reacts like people When you're around And it's crazy annoying I'll just come home and he'll just look at me And go like I can't deal with this I've been working all day

Making YouTube Yes And when they meow It looks like they use their whole freaking face they put their oh my bro chill you're a monster yeah you're always fighting with your cat yeah he's a he's a real monster but um uh that's quarrel he makes me a stronger man yeah that's beautiful as well behind every powerful podcaster in new york you'll never see him again because we've changed departments we have a new cat now yeah hey over there we'll get a picture of him

for the Discord. He's sleeping. Sure we will. Update on Milo. He's asleep. Let's read a bunch of Quora questions. That's for the best.

What is this week's theme, Jeremy? All right, this is Rejected Advances. Oh, baby! Thanks, Wario. So these first questions are our incel segment,

The Cloaker. Get that Naruto theme. So these are questions by the pent-up communities of the internet. They have aggression that they need to let out. Let's hear about their rejected advances. This question is, is it weird that I'm attracted to Swiper from Dora the Explorer?

Do you remember Swiper? Yeah, the little fox, and he has eyes. He had that problem with swiping. And she would say, Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping. And he would go, oh, man. I was actually a writer on that show, and that was punched up from Dora going,

please don't. They're like, I think we can make this a little more engaging. Something that just sounds better. Something more literal. Slipping on sleeping.

Because you pitched please don't and when they changed it you were all mad about it. Yeah, I was like, people aren't going to like this. By the way, why is he not

a goddamn raccoon if he's going to wear a bandit mask all the time? Is he like a fox? He's a fox. Yeah, he's literally a fox. You have a picture here that's going on the YouTube.

He's like a little bandit. Yeah. And he wears gloves too. Which again, if you have a raccoon, and I think they just have those. Yeah, true. They're doing too much.

They're nature's little bandits. Yeah, they are. But I guess the idea is you can't trust anyone. Not in the woods. Not in the woods. That's for sure. So do we think Swiper, why am I attracted to Swiper no swiping?

The question is, is it weird? Yeah. Yeah. It's a little weird. Dora and him, though, they have a kind of like, well, they won't, though. Yeah, for sure.

It's like a little bit of a toxic. No swiping. Not swiping. Right, Tinder. He's not a fan service character. I'll say that No He's not there to like

Hey if you watch this show Here's something for your dad To enjoy Yeah We put Swiper in there For the whole family Yeah for the whole family Yeah like a Pixar mom

I feel like I feel like maybe the map's A little more You know I'm the map I'm the map Unfold me Yeah

Put me in the backpack Yeah backpack Backpack Backpack's pretty hot Yeah I think it's pretty weird There's other cartoon characters You could be attracted to

Like In Dora the Explorer or just in general that are like people we have a good answer on this actually okay we do yeah so the first one the one that's the one with the picture okay so this guy rob adam says you mean this guy and then a picture of swiper which looks like he's uh busted his shit he says yeah it's a little weird there's nothing sexual about him he's not particularly male in any way on the other hand take jessica rabbit she is definitely female being attracted to a cartoon character like her is not weird her famous quote is i'm not bad i'm just drawn that way the artist drew her as a sexy

woman on purpose in order to give male moviegoers some eye candy so if you're trying to do jessica rabbit that's a normal hey normal that no how does her dress stay on i know her body is unreal literally it sets unrealistic expectations yeah much like swiper himself in that in that sense I don't like that he says that he's not male in any way. I don't know what that means. If they gave Swiper abs, it would be different. So they're saying Swiper's not male? Yeah.

He's male for sure. He's definitely a boy. Yeah, he goes, oh, man. So his voice is male, you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're just saying he could have rounder shoulders. Yeah.

Right. Yeah, more like built. They could cake him up a bit. More built. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they anime up Swiper a little bit, I think he could maybe be somebody who shows up in your dreams from time to time. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, totally. But right now, he's got a childlike quality. What does he want from Dora? Right. Because will they, won't they? Yeah, just look. She says no, he says yes. Have you found the question asker?

Oh, I can find the person who asked this question. Yeah, that's a good point. This was asked by someone named Stat. Oh. A picture of Doctor Who. Yeah, they've asked 11 questions. I'm trying to see if they've asked any other perverted questions about characters, but not really. I like it better when we go to an account and it's like one perverted question and then 200 that are like, is my clock broken?

I know. Yeah. Does ice get bigger when it freezes or smaller? I forget. So, yeah, literally every other one of his questions are about owning an aquarium. Oh, okay. So he's genuinely attracted to Swiper. Yeah, he's like, what kind of fish should I get?

Is it expensive to go saltwater or fresh water? Should I fuck Swiper from Door of the Explorer? Yeah, I don't know. Yes or no, I will do it. I will do it. He's my neighbor. Yeah, so I guess the answer is yes. No one says no.

One guy does say it doesn't surprise me. I mean, I don't think it's a problem. Yeah, not a problem. No, yeah, it's fine. That's why we love you, dog. Yeah, dude, do your fucking thing. You bring that freak factor to the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You like that swipe. You love to be swiped from, and that's why you're our dude of the week. Yeah. I want to know what other people, what other characters he's attracted to, though. Well, it's not on Quora, so there's no way to find out. Yeah, all right. God bless you, Stab. Here's another question on Quora.

Why am I so despised? We've all felt this way. Do they give any info on what they do? No. Just one sentence. Just one sentence. Is this question by Swiper? Because if so, it's because you swipe all the damn time.

Because you're swiping, yeah. I mean, easily fix that. I mean, I don't know as much about your home life, but just the way you act in public is unacceptable. We don't do that. It's stealing. There's laws in place. You're going to get in trouble.

Why am I so despised? It is funny. I mean, not to go back to Swiper. the fact he only tries to steal from a baby is pretty funny it is pretty funny he's picking the easiest target i know he's a little bully isn't he not once does he try to take dora's mom's car no he just tries to take dora's freaking flautas or whatever she has yeah and it may sound like oh is it flautas it often is it often is yeah you know i haven't seen the show in a while i'm realizing she has all kinds of bullshit and you have to watch a lot of seasons to catch up it's

like the plot is like insane right now dora's out of control yeah so many characters and sub subplots going on um but yeah other than that uh i do feel like i know people our age who are like but bluey is really good yeah and i'm like you have to stop yeah you you sound like a pedophile well do they have a child no because if you have a child then it's like if you have a kid then sure but if people who are like even if you don't have a kid you got to check out bluey it's like people didn't used to say stuff like this people weren't like like bear in the big blue house is actually really deep yeah you're doing really interesting things his mouse friend loves him so much uh no it's embarrassing i agree stop looking at bluey i i also think like sometimes adults

will read like young adult novels that kind of creeps me out too my dad does that a lot my dad loves to read like my dad read every hunger games book okay well i guess that's okay Yeah, I guess that's okay. He reads a lot of those kind of things. Interesting. And I'm like, why are you like a 14-year-old girl? Yeah. It's strange.

That's what I think. Some of the young adult ones are more understandable than others because there's like, some are split for like written for babies, but with, you know, like high action, like character drama things. And then other ones are just like really poorly written adult stories that are like, we can't sell this to adults. Yeah. But this is like the same as watching a telenovela to you.

Yeah. Like, Hunger Games is just Battle Royale. Yeah, that's true. Which was already a book. Was it a book? Yeah. Cool. I read it three times in the eighth grade.

Oh, wow. That's how much I can fucking read. Nice. You're preparing. I need to remember the names of all the Japanese students who didn't make it. When you do, like, the summer reading challenge, you're like, I read one book but 5,000 times. Yeah. I went to Catholic school.

They challenged us to read as many murder mysteries as we could. That book is about children fighting, too, right? To the death. So were you kind of reading it like this? Because you also read Ender's Game around then. Oh, yeah, I read that around then, too. I actually read Ender's Game before that, and I was like, how do we escalate from here? Yeah.

How do we take this brand and move it forward? I feel like you were extremely prepared to kill another child. I was. And thank God it didn't come up. Did you guys ever take AP Euro in high school? They talked about the Children's Crusades in like the Dark Ages.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty funny. I would not have done well in those. In the Children's Crusades? No, dude, I would have been fucking shot immediately

or just down. I think I could have done it. Yeah, well, you were prepared. I think I could have done it. They didn't have Ender's Game back then. Right.

It's all about the element of sorrow. They give everyone a copy of it. If the Pope had a copy, they'd give to all the kids. So from what I know about Ender's Game,

I'm assuming the Children's Crusades were very much decided by challenging your opponents to fight in a shower where you can get more slippery than they are, therefore leading to their defeat. Yeah. Look it up.

You'll see it in Ender's Game. It's true. There's a movie now, too. There is. You can watch it any way you want. Tell me God didn't have a plan. I'm going to move on to another question. Fine.

That guy, we don't know why everyone despises him. No, there's no way to know. There's a ton of answers on it of people just being like, I don't know, just keep trying. I don't know what to say about it. I don't know what your fucking problem is. i was trying to find anyone where people were just like because you suck but most people were being nice to this person oh maybe some people one guy says you feel hated because you're forgetting

who you really are that's correct like if people are like i feel like everyone hates me i'm like you probably suck yeah i mean maybe it's right find one guy who likes you or else it might be right yeah this is how drake feels yeah and we didn't look up who wrote it it could be drake It was anonymous. It could be the OVO crew. Hey, you know how like Drake, like Kendrick saying like Drake's gay and stuff like that? Yeah, I'm just hearing it. The kids now, instead of no homo, will say no jersey.

Is that real? Yeah. That's really hard. That must be really hard for Drake. It's the idea. And he just put out the Wagwan Delilah. He did do that. I don't know what that is.

You know Hey There Delilah? Yeah. He put out a Drake version that's, like, with, like, down, like, Caribbean slang called Wagwan Delilah. Like, the week all the diss tracks came out, and it was like, this is not doing anything. Wagwan Delilah, what it like in New York City? We played it, and YouTube immediately caught us. It was crazy.

We can't play it again. That's behind the paywall, patreon.com slash core raiders. You gotta pay for that. We're being sued by Drake. you have a child you are hiding a child um yeah he keeps fucking every time we see him in court he just like turns into sprite which is really okay uh here's another question is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because i've been wanting to wanting a good beating oh no

i've never been a teenage boy i don't know if maybe that's true we'll have to decide if your experience yeah um i well before i jump in on this is i feel like we all know where i'm headed jeremy what do you think i don't think i ever wanted a good beating as a child sometimes you gotta get slammed you were in wrestling you were a wrestling kid yes and sometimes you did get hit down there in the gut that is um i thought the idea though is usually that you get to hit somebody else it's not as much about the uh abuse directed inward and so for that reason i feel like you may be suppressing some uh self-hate yeah yeah this could be by the why am i so despised person which we decided was drake this could be by drake again as a teenage boy maybe sometimes you just want to

Punch in the gut. I mean, I've been, I saw a video of like a slap back and forth. I was like, maybe I could do that. I remember watching 9-11 as it happened live on the TV. That felt like a punch in the gut. For sure. For all Americans. This is by someone named Adrian Mascotti.

He's asked six questions. I think he might genuinely be a teenage boy. He's asked questions like, do girls find shirtless dudes attractive? It's a great question. Depends on the dude. Sometimes. Depends how many bruises they have down there. should i go to school without a shirt he says should teenage boys like me be shirtless in a

pool i mean i used to be shy to be shirtless but now i'm starting to be shirtless more often i feel i do feel bad roasting a child but these are funny questions i don't know if it's really a child though because does a child start every question with as a teenage boy child here i gotta get slammed i am a kid i'm legally invincible yeah when i was a teenager i was never like as a teenage girl uh-huh yeah uh although that could be empowering to start saying it more now in the internet yeah yeah now it's you right on quora.com with your questions he did ask what is the gayest experience you've ever had which is something a boy would say is it what is the Gayest experience?

Yeah, they might just mean like, oh, I went to the mall with my mom. Yeah. Something like that. We went to Bath and Body Works. I'm just saying as a character study that it does fit in. I think you're right. I think it's a real teen. He says, as a teenager, do you ever have a gut-punching contest?

There's a new segment we're starting called Real Teens. It's the last episode before we're all sent to jail. I feel like teenage boys crave pain a little more. Correct. There was a group of guys that played ping pong, and they would do the pong out in the back. Did you guys ever do that? Yes, yes. My friends all had airsoft guns, and they would shoot me up close all the time, and I hated that.

Okay, you hated it. I did not like it. Sting pong, yes, yes. The way we played it was if you lost the point, then you got to do a free hit on the person. Okay, yeah. But I was better than my friends at ping pong, so it was really just me bullying my friends. Oh, that's great. I liked it a lot.

I always wanted to be the Jeremy of that dynamic. Jeremy strikes back. Yeah, biatch. Jeremy strikes back is the name of season four. Okay, so this guy wants a good gut punching. Someone says you could punch yourself in the gut. True. I don't think that's really a good.

It's not the same. Yeah. It's not what it's about. This guy Jay says, yep, it is common among teens. They punching each other to see whose abs is the strongest. That's correct. I don't think that's true at all, Jay. And it's why it's utilitarian as well.

Whose abs is the strongest? Whose abs is the strongest, brother? Jay lives in Singapore. He's asked two questions. How many sit-ups can be done in a row by a 15-year-old? And he's bulking currently. There's too much info on this website. And his next question is, how did you train your abs regularly?

So I'm noticing a singular fixation for Jay, and that is core strength. Abs. abs maybe something we should all ask a few more questions about that's right should I be shirtless

in the summertime you said you were open for Bert Kreischer he was probably shirtless on that tour yes he was on and off stage ever wonder why

because his shirt doesn't fit oh because he wrote this question yeah Bert Kreischer wrote should I be shirtless more often do girls like this

should I be in the pool without a shirt should I go on stage without a shirt should I make not wearing a shirt my entire personality As a teenage boy.

In time, I mean. One guy says, been there, done that, stupid. I don't know what that means. About what? Getting beat in the stomach. Just ruthlessly writing where your organs are. Been there, done that, stupid. I was internally bleeding for three years.

Doy. And then one guy says, if you want to get gut punched, that's okay. I'll even do it if you want me to. Read my lips Beat my stomach And where does that guy live? He's going to have to go to Singapore That guy's name is James Bailey

We don't know where he lives James Bailey? Yeah Isn't that the guy from It's a Wonderful Life? Is that? It might be Pop quiz George Bailey

Yeah, I think you're right James was the actor Partial credit James Stewart Oh, Jamie Stewart George Bailey? Is that right? Yes, you are correct

We cannot move on until we get to Simpsons Hollywood fact of the week Old Hollywood fact of the week. I just didn't remember what that sound was. I won't say it. Okay, let's do animal questions. Corrigan Wild. This is Corrigan Wild.

Okay, this question is, would you let an animal play with your organs? Like, what do you mean by that? It doesn't say. It's a great question. Like a jar of them? Like if I got my gallbladder removed? Yeah, sure.

Would you let your cat fuck around with your, like, gallbladder? Do you ever let your cat go nutty with it? Yeah. Kind of hold it above them? Yeah, on a fishing rod? Yeah. I suppose we could let them go crazy with my organs. It's the motion.

Or is he talking about my musical instruments that I have? That's very possible. Oh, so walking across a piano keyboard. Maybe something like that. Maybe a church cat. Maybe a church mouse. Should I let my cat play with my organs? Do I let a church mouse go crazy on that thing?

There is an answer here. I'm assuming you don't need a musical instrument. That's sick and animal cruelty. It's bestiality. If you are that desperate, find a female or use your hands. So this person means... The double of judgment before find a female is really funny to me. That's what ladies are for.

That answer is from Lolly Pulcinella. sometimes like sometimes like you know if the cat does the thing with his hands they make bread they'll do it on my stomach

that's kind of like playing with my organs yeah it is so I think that this woman Lolly thinks that organs means like penis like sex organs

sexual organs so she's like find a female I see I don't think the way the questions worded implies sex organs no I didn't think that at all

it makes me think of like a lion eating your intestine yeah me too that's what I think yeah that's exactly what I thought my answer would have to be if I get to live,

I have a higher likelihood. I'm not going to let like a dog chew my liver. I'm using it. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's all right.

And I'm, I'm great at sharing. It's just, everybody needs a line. Yeah. Um, one guy says, no animals shouldn't play with human organs.

It's important to treat organs with care to ensure they remain healthy and functional. That's what I was just saying. That's literally what I just said. I think the real answer here is find a female or use your hands. I think Wally's correct. Yeah. I agree.

No, wrong with that. She's asked one question ever, Wally. She says, can you really unlearn your entire life? So she's looking for the, like, eternal sunshine shit. Yeah, and instead she's stuck on animal organ quora, which is probably not going to provide the answer she's looking for. She's answered a bunch of questions. Can you unlearn your entire life?

Like, what does that mean? Like, unravel, like, everything that's happened to you? I guess so. Unravel it all. She's living with regrets. Go back to the beginning. Go do some ayahuasca. Yeah, I would say heavy-duty hallucinogens are probably the way to do that.

On Sunday, Lolly was asked, someone asked the question, if a black man says hello to you, will you ignore it? And Lolly says, of course not. It depends if he says something inappropriate. I say hello to everyone that says hello to me. That's just common courtesy. I like Lolly. She's yes-ending a lot of these in a really fun way.

Also, that question is hilarious. a black guy said hi to me i don't know what to do will you ignore it in the middle of the conversation hold on one second i have to figure out how to respond i feel like he wants something um no one says no one says they'll ignore the black man on that answer that's nice so that's good remember to respond when people say hello yeah that's my tip for women yeah Me too. You can say hi to black men.

Women. Sure. Okay, let's hear another question. This is our religion segment, Corbidden Fruit. It's been a while. Okay. So these are pretty spiritual questions, Maddie, and they may challenge you at a level you're not ready.

Are you a religious person? No. Okay, well, this question is for all of us then. Atheists, why do you always mock and insult God, the man who gave you life? Exactly, because he didn't give us life. I know I do it. Fix your question.

Why are you mocking him? I know I do it for the power. Yeah, I do it because it's funny as fuck. Just the raw thrill of challenging the creator. I cannot stop having a laugh. Yeah. Here I am mocking the universe. Why do we mock him?

Because he's really... I doubt his agency. Yeah. I'm trying to find a... I will never be struck by thunder. I found the first one. The first one who asked this question is named Nicholas Freeman. All of his questions are to atheists.

He's asked 600 questions and all of them start with... Yo! As an atheist. Dear atheists. As an atheist, do you personally... Do you believe personally not the atheist consensus since there is none, but you personally as an atheist that marriage is sacred? He's got all sorts of...

What does it feel like to be a cashier facing customers all day when you are overweight? He has that, too? Yeah. Oh, and then he also asked, how common is it for a 27-year-old man to have never had his first kiss? Okay, these are getting more upsetting as we go. Yeah, I'm getting sad now. This might be someone I know. What kind of God would let that happen to you?

Seriously, you're not an atheist by now? Sounds like it's time for you to turn in your priest's robes. He has so many questions about atheism, and then every now and then it's just like, should I take this job as a cashier? Not if you're overweight. How common is it for a 28-year-old man to get his very first job as a cashier slash dishwasher slash busboy? See, the thing is you're too worried about how common it is. Yeah, it's pretty adorable.

You just got to do it because you need money. You know what's super common? Atheism. That's correct. We are legion. Biatch. Or we are faithless. Except for the majority of the world.

That's right. As long as you're on the northern hemisphere, there's a lot of us. As long as you're in this room. atheist do you consider people who strongly believe in god to be dummies oh he's really questioning maybe he's trying to become an atheist and he's actually just trying to like survey yeah yeah i see him like this i see him as picking a fight i think he's looking for an enemy frankly i think he's doing like the socratic method yeah asking it out first i laid the trap i know i think that he's a 27 year old man who's like never been never been kissed and he's like i think i want to

become an atheist but like i gotta figure out why they're insulting god yeah because i know why i'm why i'm doing it i just want to say i've worked in a kitchen before and it would be really hard to use your phone if you're the dishwasher because your fingers get all fucked up you're saying this person's like at work yeah i would also like to add it would be hard to start a first cashier or back end of a restaurant job at age 27 or 28 you're gonna get disrespected i am no i mean oh yeah it's gonna be hard because you're gonna be around a lot of sassy teens it's to be hard yeah it's like you when you do that as a teenager you're like my first job and 28 years old that's hard work to when i was when i was 16 i worked at a hamburger place and there was one

22 year old who was drunk every day his name was jesse and his favorite thing was punching people in the gut now imagine he's well yeah kind of all over he was out of control he's playing with your organs and he was kept trying to have three ways really he was he would like go up to the girls and be like how you feel about your first three way oh my god you should be in that work um no it did they really hated him yeah we all hated him he was mean now imagine he's six years older than that okay yeah you're gonna get made fun of yeah um but you do also rule with an iron fist if you're jesse so i guess as long as you project like a dominant personality into the kitchen you'll be okay but otherwise they're gonna eat you alive yeah it's like prison for

Was he trying to have relays with the cashier, like the other employees, or like customers? No, the girls who were in high school. Yeah, the girls. To be clear, just what he was up to. It's weird. Bad news. You'd say, oh, should you besmirch this man live on your podcast? Pretty sure he's in jail.

He's got to be in jail already. Not worried about it. And not worried at all. Yeah. You know, working in a kitchen in high school is pretty weird. This is my sweet revenge for all of the Charlie horses you gave me. Yeah. Bitch.

I didn't work in a kitchen. I worked in like a pet fish store in high school. Oh, really? And I had one coworker who was older and would always ask me if I had seen a video of someone dying. Okay. He was like, can you just like show me a video of someone dying? Yeah. He would ask me all the time.

Really? Was this pre-ISIS? I don't know. I guess so. Because ISIS really expanded the market to the internet in a way that was taboo before. Sure. Yeah. I should have told him that.

Yeah. Check out ISIS. Hey, check out ISIS while you're at it. You would love ISIS. If you're listening to the Quarriors podcast, do not check out ISIS. We do not endorse the things they have been doing. Under a related podcast, it says ISIS. Yeah.

Chapo Trap House, guys. Official ISIS podcast. ISIS. I think they're cringe. ISIS is cringe as fuck, dude. For the way they treat women. At first it was like, oh, cool, like a new take. And now it's like they took their take too far.

I took this whole city and I beheaded the young men. Yeah. Not cool. I don't like that. There's a civil war in comedy. and we're against Isis. Isis, Red Scare. It's just like, I don't know,

the dirtbag left. It's Sklar brother against Sklar brother. I'm trying to see if there's any answers on this. We do not mock your imaginary friend, but an adult like you who believes in fairies and who has crazed delusions, you should seek treatment. Ending with seek treatment is a strong dismount.

This guy posted this to a Quora community called True Atheism. Oh, so he's in the lion's den over there. He really is. This is a brave dishwasher. I think he was raised probably like evangelical and is now like, wait, what? Yeah, it's rare that you find that stuff on your own. That's what you probably put in that position.

He's like, people are getting kissed out here? Wait. Blowjobs? Yeah, once you find out about kisses, it's a slippery slope to blowjobs. That's down the chest. I like this one guy who says, if your God wants me to stop, he can tell me himself.

And besides, my parents had sex and then natural processes occurred and here I am 50 years later. God's not evil. That's from a guy named Gaius Simeon, who's a massage therapist. That rocks. I don't believe in God

and I massage people every day. That's really funny. I am the product of sex. He's got like a classic selfie profile picture, but it's rotated 90 degrees because he like clearly doesn't know how to upload it. Yeah. Which I deeply respect.

Gaius, you rock. Good for you, Gaius. I love on Facebook, like a boomer's profile picture. It'll be five of them in a row. And then one of them's like cropped in the corner. You're like, yo, you're stupid. Here's another question. Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes?

I think you can go to heaven faster. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. As long as you're like very devout the whole time, I guess. whole thing yeah when you get like lung conditions you can't blame it on god i think uh then you can still get in there yeah and lung cigarettes are not in the 10 commandments they're not in the 10 commandments as a matter of fact their 11th commandment and that's it you gotta smoke that shit yeah i forgot about that bonus commandment we have a button for this somewhere

cigarettes cigarettes that was a cigarette water pipe tobacco in a bong um yeah i think you can go to heaven if you smoke a cigarette why not yeah we're all on board here uh any good answers maria says getting into heaven is just about your relationship with christ so if that leads you to stop smoking then great jesus was sent to save us god knows that our flesh wants and wants and we have something called grace and that's in all caps this is hard to explain but before jesus god would destroy places all through god who loved the people but god is a jealous god so jesus was sent to be the ultimate sacrifice and we are covered by his blood and i'm sorry if i offend

anyone but sin is sin and that's one sentence triggered it's sin so sorry if you're offended by that i really like this is hard to explain but i might be popping off here but uh he is the lamb flesh they always use the word flesh flesh is it does describe the things i want i feel like like when i have too many negronis that's all flesh right that's something craved by the demon inside yes absolutely that god has no say there it is interesting trying to if you don't smoke like trying to smoke like as an adult adult is very unappealing like a cigarette i had a cigarette in Ben Wasserman's car last week and I was just like,

this sucks. Not for me. I can't even get through a whole one. I get drunk and go after them, but then again, that is also the monster inside. Yeah, flesh. The flesh monster.

That's all flesh. There's no spirit remaining. There's one answer here that says, I don't know. It's your call, really, if you think about it. Yeah, totally. It's up to you if you want to go to hell.

We really don't know what happens on the other side. 100%. Just to be safe, Maybe you should smoke, though, because it sounds like you can go to heaven if you do it. You got to achieve it. Smoke that shit. Smoke it.

Sorry to offend, but sin is sin. Why don't I have a smoke weed every day button? I feel like one of these could go on there. I have 40 sounds. You have a whole new page you could add, too. I know. What the hell? Yeah, I'm not really using Dr. Evil as much as I should.

I feel like he could go. Yeah. Which one is it? How about no? I like that one. It just feels like I would rather say that than him say it. Yeah. It makes sense.

And it's definitely not replacing. Because that's my favorite one. Do you have sound effects on your podcast, Maddie? Yeah, but we're not like, this is advanced for me. I'm like staring at the soundboard like, how'd you do all that? It does not work. We just have an app on our phone that's like a fake soundboard. It's the same thing.

They're not labeled, and I get them wrong a lot. This is cool. This is stuff. I only have a girl producer, so we don't know how to figure out soundboards, HDMI. We mostly have males. Yeah, we do pedicures instead. Right, yeah. Stuff like that.

You'll never be able to give tips to women with that kind of app. That one sucks. I hate that sound. We're going to use it officially today, though, because we're going to do the segment. Oh, okay. Here's our segment, Cool for School. That was it. It's the bus.

We're going to miss the bus. Yeah, because you're too cool. Because you're too cool. You woke up late because you're cool. If you're listening, can you tell how we're spelling it? Cool. With a cool. With a K-Q.

Yeah. Cool for school. Four-eighters cool. This question is, how do I get juniors and freshman minions at my school who will do my bidding and run errands? Okay, so he's a senior. Yeah. Okay. Looks like the grad is getting ahead of himself.

As a teen. Yeah, as a teen, first of all, having abs is a great first step. if you can do it. It's the rules of the jungle out there and the most abbed is king. Yeah, we need some sort of exchange here. We need abs. You need to provide them with something.

Rides. Oh, if you're a senior and you have a car, those bitches will do anything for you. I know we were just talking about how cigarettes are bad and gross, but also not when you are in high school. That's when they rock and that will get you minions fast.

Agreed, agreed. Anything that violates the D.A.R.E. program will get you minions. Any kind of drugs you can trade for service. That's the way you get thralls. High school is kind of like the prison system in that way. Cigarettes are money. So, you know, if the cigarettes don't work, try getting them into the Koran.

Uh-huh. Agreed. I came out of high school a devout Muslim. Yeah. Better food. We haven't discussed Muslim Jeremy in some time. He was requested too much. we had to put him away um i like this first answer okay uh monty ryan says the three b's

bullying bribing and blackmail okay yeah exactly we started with bribing yeah we didn't say bullying or blackmail bullying is a strong choice well i think you can like bully but in a make them think you're not bullying them you gotta do like the gas light or whatever nice than not yeah you gotta hook them in like a toxic man yeah use use the abilities of a toxic man yeah be like the bad boyfriend in a stephen king novel yeah love bomb them and then like be cold and then they'll be chasing after you so you're love bombing like the younger students yeah them to do shit for you yeah and then you're like kind of kind of like cold shouldering them to make them like think oh i love your stickers stuff like that yeah i love your new backpack to hear that stick your

stickers or turning heads at that age can be ecstasy. When you're 14. You're pretty much all your stickers at that point or your stylish pins. Pins. I don't think I had any pins or stickers. I had some on my backpack. Now Jeremy went to school in

Long Island. Are you a New York regional child? Buffalo. Okay. Because I feel like the kids around here had cooler stuff generally than the stuff I was seeing in Massachusetts. I didn't notice as many stylish options. You mean kids here like when you live in like Park Slope? Oh, Park Slope or just like the New York regional area.

Like Katie Rose Leon sounded like she was very cool in high school. Okay. In a way that I never knew anyone who was that cool in high school. I was anonymous in high school. But you still have like that cool edge as you're talking about your pins. I have a friend from Long Island. She's like not cool, but she still has some cool stories running into the city and stuff like that. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. And also they just had access to drugs. My friend went to Tao when she was in high school. What's Tao? Exactly. I don't know what that is now. I don't know if it's in Massachusetts. I'm just not cool enough to know about it.

It's like a huge restaurant where you'll go with birthday parties and stuff like that. Now it's not cool anymore, but back in high school it would be like, we're going to Tao. Is it as cool as the ninja restaurant, which is now closed? The ninja restaurant? The ninja restaurant? I feel like we discussed this before. It's a restaurant serviced by ninjas, and you walk in and everyone's dressed as a ninja. and they pretend to kill you, and then they're like,

here's the sword steak, and they pull a sword out. It didn't survive COVID, but it was very cool. Yeah, gimmick restaurants are tough. What's the one called where they insult you? There's one in Indianapolis. It's called Bitch Mothers or something. It's called Slut House. Dirty John's or something.

They insult you? Yeah. Oh, wow. A restaurant where they insult you. Jeremy was in Anonymous, the hacker collective, so he didn't know as much about cool things

in the meat space the kids in my school wouldn't go to cool restaurants they would just go to like Penn Station and then get really drunk at like the nearest bar

that's pretty cool yeah Triple Crown yeah exactly yeah and then they would go see improv shows in the basement

exactly these are my biggest fans that's so funny Triple Crown in 2017 or whatever there's something

so funny about underage drinking and attending independent comedy this is the cool thing to do as a 15 year old last night was insane is to see steve ling this is for no one andrew casartano was on fire last night um i don't even know if it's worth telling this story but he was the guy who who booked uh like 20 years of this bar the triple crown and then called himself the artistic director of the triple crown yes and it would

be like he would book like stand-ups so that the stand-ups could go up for the improv it was like a fake little audience that's a good gig and he sent me creepy messages once and i never went fully believe it yeah steve lane i know can you believe that i was shocked i said i thought you were a stand-up guy our artistic improv maddie boom yeah that was weird he was like i see what steve's on you yeah your razor sharp wit is second to nothing that's what it was and now he's on Saturday Night Live. Can you believe that? Change his name to Bowen.

That's so funny. Formerly Steve Ling. Oh, man. He's kind of a prodigy so young, right? I know, seriously. Anyway. Well, he did the three Bs.

He did bullying, bribing, and blackmail to become the king of the New York comedy scene. Yeah, I just also wanted to big up blackmail as the number one way to get a minion.

Blackmail, yeah. It's easier than that. You don't have to blackmail. I don't think you do. This male seems so stressful. It's a rush. But I guess if you're talking to a 14-year-old, it's pretty easy to blackmail them.

Yeah, true. You could just be like, I'm going to tell everyone you suck. I found out you like Goku. That's true. No! You don't want that getting out, do you? You like the band's 14-year-olds.

No one's going to like that. Loser. This could also just be a 28-year-old, I'm realizing. because that's how creepy older guys talk to high school girls. Oh, yeah, totally. How do I get them to do my bidding by being my girlfriend? He's what you got to do. It's the freaking guy asking for a three-way.

Girlfriends are often about bidding. This is Jesse from Alex's Job. You son of a bitch. The person who asked this only asked one question ever, so we'll never know. His name is Arnold Wiener. Nice try, Jesse. They're going to be blackmailing him.

Yeah, this is Anthony Wiener's son. It's good to laugh. It is. One guy says be reborn in a manga as a tough guy character with cronies. You can be one of my minions if you shut up right now. I'll allow it and I'll take you to the top, but you got to stop talking. Okay, let's do our segment Forbidden Knowledge. Okay, finally.

It's been a while. I like this. No. Fuck. They're both purple, and so it's tough. And also, this is our segment of the unknown and the forbidden. That's what I hear when someone's giving me tea on someone. With who?

This is a really long answer to this question. This is, what is the normal amount of grills to have? I was discussing it with my wife, and she was complaining about my spending habits on grills, claiming that I was buying too many. So I'm on here to ask, what is the normal amount of grills to own? Forbidden knowledge. Forbidden knowledge. also a rejected advance as well

because he advanced on buying too many grills. The topic on this question. I think probably one grill. One grill's good, right? Yeah. You can have two if you're the real grill meister. Yeah, if you're a smoker. Yeah.

If you're Bobby Flay or whatever, Guy Fieri. And we're assuming you are. Yeah. Assuming you are. This is for your job, right? Yeah. Guy Fieri's wife won't let him buy more grills.

Stop with the grills! I think one grill. unless some people like a charcoal and then other people like whatever the fuck else also don't blame it on your fucking wife my bitch wife she says I'm gonna burn down the house but I won't

she says we don't have enough money for another grill we'll see what Quora has to say about this how many grills is enough grills Thomas Lee says first my bona fides I've experienced all kinds of barbecue pits holes in the ground that you build a fire in and lay whole animals

on to cook. Why is he saying this like at the end of Blade Runner? I've seen barbecues you people wouldn't believe. Cheap little water smokers. Huge offset smokers over 500 pounds that you can smoke three or four whole briskets as well as four racks of ribs

and hung sausage. Pellet smokers with automatic controllers and bluetooth. Bradley fire and forget smoker with a conveyor to feed fire. The big green egg. I was just going to say the egg. The egg? I don't know about the egg. It's a smoker that's shaped like an egg.

Tell me you're a city boy. You don't know about the egg. It was popular during COVID. I see it. What an egg it is. I'll put one of these on the YouTube so we can all look at the egg. It looks like a grenade. Yeah, it does.

It's a grenade. Yeah. Just a note to the egg company. That's a hell of a device. He says, so, to find grills? To my mind, you need three. I low-balled it. Yeah.

The answer's three. I have a smoker with an offset firebox. This is for low and slow cooking of meat up to 12 hours. I have a charcoal pit, barrel smoker. They use for small cooks, like a steak. Okay. And then I have a gas grill for hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks. This is for convenience.

Apparently your wife does not understand. What your wife does not understand is your man's connection with fire. That's correct. Oh, the fire thing. You probably don't know about this. Yes, I've heard rumors. It's important. You guys always go full caveman when you want to buy something.

Yeah. I want a Bowflex. You don't get man's connection to physical work. I do love fire. We are drawn to the flame. I do. I am drawn to it like a bug. In this way, we are the moth.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, I guess three is good, right? He says, man has an innate desire to build a fire and put meat over it to cook. It is your male identity. Real men smell like barbecue. Oh, my God. Wow.

That's been my identity this whole time? Yeah. I have really been underserving this. And then he recommends a grill and says, it might be too expensive, though. At the end of the day, if you can't afford it, just stick with the gas grill for hamburgers, hot dogs. It's not a big deal. It's really not a big deal. Keep in mind, you have to buy two more after this.

At some point, you will have to invest. Okay. What's the name of that product? Oh, the grill that he says to buy? Uh-huh. He has a photo of it. For our recommended advertisement of the week. The original PK grill from the 50s.

Pika. What? I was thinking of, you know what? Pikachu? is that what you're doing okay you didn't even do it like how pikachu does it you went yeah well that was me reacting as pikachu just seeing an exciting grill yeah you at chipotle which salsa pika i'm embarrassed i shouldn't have said pika you should have never said that you piece of shit i wish i could take it back but i can't freaking all good just get yourself

three grills. I'm going to buy a grill. I'm trying to think of any other answers on here. I think people say four. What? Oh, you got to add the George Foreman. The number's going up. You better start buying now. This guy says he has four. Weber gas, big green

egg, two portable charcoals for camping. Okay, so two for camping. He says if your kids are going to school barefoot and your wife has to get haircuts at Walmart, back off. Otherwise, no. Otherwise, grill it up. Do you guys have grill goals in your life?

Do you see your future as... I just found out about this green egg. Yeah, so... Tomorrow's July 4th. Right. Dating the episode. And so for that reason, I'll probably be around a grill.

Sure. Maybe that's when I lose my hair to a fire. That'd be nice. I've lit it on fire before. It's frightening. I feel like I'm never going to leave this apartment. Smells like shit. Smells like shit.

I can't have a grill in New York. I don't know where I put it. But do you see your future? Like, wife, kids, grill. Maybe. I don't know. Where does the grill fit in? Yeah, I don't know.

With your house. My house. Now, Jeremy, you don't have much hair left. Are you worried about lighting it on fire? Not really, no. Okay. Because there's not much to it. You'd have to get really up in there.

Maybe that's how I'll shave it off one day. Just light it all on fire. Ceremonial egg. Go fully bald. Yeah. Paint myself green. Yeah. Then open my mouth and be like, ah, put the raw meat.

If you decide to do this, I think it is important we capture it on video. If I decide to burn my hair off? Yeah. Yeah. Sure, yeah. Patreon goal. Patreon goal. That's got to be a high one.

That's got to be a high number. I mean, I don't want to just burn you alive. Light my head on fire. We're summoning a demon at like 1,000 patrons? It's got to be way higher than that. If we do this, though, and I die, can we just say it was for Palestine or something? Yeah, we'll climate change.

After Jeremy served. He had to do that dumb shit we told him to do. Can we not say I self-immolated for Patreon? We're going to say some other cause. Don't worry. Okay, cool, cool, cool. I remember a lot of fun was like, oh, did we say Palestine?

I meant Patreon. Oh, my bad. I meant for clout. Free Patreon. It wasn't even for more subscribers. It was for the number they hit. It's an obligation is what it is. He was a man of his word.

I have to do this. Jeremy was a man of his word. Alex, we have two more questions. Which of these do you want to do? We have time for one more. Want to do this final one over here? I'll definitely do the final one there. Okay, great.

Okay, so this is Core Romance, and it's our romance questions. Oh, what do you know of love? That's cute. It's very Baroque. This is another one that's too long. Okay, this question is, how do I get an Italian girlfriend?

Like, what are an Italian girl's likes and dislikes? Number one, three girls. I need you to smell like me. I want to make a smokey sausage. Okay, how do I get an Italian girlfriend? And this is going to clock me as a city boy, but how do you make a meatball? You press a bunch of meat together.

I know, but how do you cook it? Does it go in an oven often? Yeah, I think so. So you don't need to grill for that. You can do it on a skillet, I think. You can't grill a meatball. You could grill a meatball. You can't.

Maybe in that egg. The egg seemed like it would retain heat that way. I think you could grill a meatball. Fine, maybe you can. Maybe you can make a big round meatball on a grill But I'm just saying they're often done in an oven And maybe you don't need one for that specifically You might have to do a foil situation

Oh There's so much you can do on a grill I'm just reading this guy's profile And it's very weird as well I don't know, just like every now and then It's like how do I get like 2K15 To work online And then other questions he has are like

How do I get topped by a trans girl He has range she doesn't have to be italian uh he says girls do you like when a guy grabs your butt during a makeout i love that some of these are like you should just google this and other ones are like i need to go directly to the community oh he has a lot about italian girls how are italian girls like in a relationship like how do you treat an italian female what are italian girls likes and dislikes so he's asking this a lot this must be a man in a place where there are no italian girls because I feel like they would love to tell you all about this.

They're very chatty. They're very chatty. He asked all these questions seven years ago, and then he popped in two years ago to ask a question about young aspiring content creators. So I guess he's moved on from Italian women. From the Italians to TikTokers. Young content creators, how do I get an Italian girlfriend?

How do you get an Italian girlfriend? Okay, you can buy them long acrylic nails. Yeah, acrylic nails, like go to Joysy. what would lady gaga like she would like um to be in a movie with bradley cooper yeah and you could offer her a role in your movie with bradley cooper uh there's an ai answer on here which i really don't like dude the ai i have a facebook page and the ai will summarize a photo of mine oh and be like um commenters are saying that they enjoy this photo and are looking forward to the Maddie Smith Comedian shows in Omaha.

They also made comments about how she should wear sunscreen. It's pretty crazy. That's so weird. Isn't that insane? Yeah. Yeah, it's creepy. Do you like having the AI do this? No, I wish I could remove AI from my entire internet experience.

It's like meta AI. And now I hate the Google AI too. Yeah, the Google AI sucks. I have a friend who works for Google, and he's always like, it's so embarrassing. Oh. The AI. It is embarrassing.

I hate when it pops up. well at least it's cooking the atmosphere while we do it um does it have any good ideas for acrylic nails that's not gonna work because italian girls like people from any culture are diverse and have individual likes and dislikes wrong they're all the same it's not true homogenous you gotta fight someone the ai does say however some generalizations about italian culture include a love of good food family and a strong sense of community Oh, no. True.

It does say that some Italian girls, they do like family. They like family, and they want you to fight. Yeah, they want you to fight their brother. Yeah, that's what it is. Fight their brothers. Find the weakest brother and beat them up. They're going to say they don't like it, but they like it. They like it.

They love it. Why don't you beat up their dad? Oh, no. He's my everything. There's a girl from Italy who has an answer here. Alessandra says, Italians are just people. Girls are people. We're all different, dude.

More propaganda. There's no one size that fits all. Shut up, Alessandra. You sound like you have a Russian name. You're not human! Get your pussy hat out of here. Quarators has gone woke. Yeah, I hate this.

Can't say anything anymore. You can't say Italians aren't human anymore. Just because the girls have found your question. All of her questions are about Italy. I think she's a fake Italian. Yeah. I think she's lying for an Italian clown. She's cosplaying.

Yeah, she just wants all the free marinara you get. Yeah, yeah, she wants that red sauce. Quora sends you a jar of marinara for doing as many question answers. Thank you. It's Rouse. Is that how you say that? I think it's Rouse. Oh, Rouse.

I thought it was Rouse for like 15 years. You would think. And then I saw a documentary about it, and I was like, I've been saying this wrong my whole life. Well, you know, Tao, the restaurant, is spelled T-A-O. Oh, yes, that's true. My favorite restaurant Yeah You gotta go

Yeah That's true Alright well The answer is You fight people Yeah and be okay With her like Kissing her dad

On the lips Yeah She's gonna do Some incest stuff And that's part of it For her It's part of it You might also

Have to kiss her dad On the lips Yeah That's normal Yeah totally You're part of the family Now and do anything Hey come here

Come here Come here as well Good luck Getting topped By an Italian trans girl Yeah exactly Yeah Good luck getting topped

Well, that's going to be it for us this episode. It's so good to do this every week. Maddie, where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? Oh, you can find me at home and abroad at all my social medias. So Maddie Smith. And what is your social media? So Maddie Smith. And then my podcast is called Madhouse.

Madhouse. And we just surf around. Because it's like Maddie's house. Exactly. If season four is Jeremy's house, Maddie's podcast is Maddie's house. Just to clear things up. At the end of the show, we ask a question. Is there a question you want to ask Cora?

Yeah. Let's ask Cora. Let's do a woman-oriented question. Finally. Okay. If you lose weight as a woman, is there a way to naturally make your boobs more perky? Okay. That is not personal.

That's something anyone could ask. And we're going to get an answer on that. and I'm going to be sure to send you any good feedback. Yeah, send me feedback because I'm at a loss. And we're going to be doing another episode in 40 minutes. That's so true. You're not going to get shit for that. It's better to turn around.

Well, if they send me an answer in like two weeks, I'll forward it to you. Yeah, let me know. Okay, great. All right, that's it for our show. We have a live show August 24th at Caveat Bar and Grill and Lounge. Please come.

Everybody there will be dressed as a ninja. I didn't know Caveat was a bar and grill. Certainly not. You can get popcorn. uh link for that is in the description of this episode we have bonus episodes every thursday double your pleasure why don't you patreon.com slash quarators and that's going to be it for us this week thanks for tuning in and as always question everything