Quorators - Rogue's Gallery

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

we are doing another live show in Brooklyn on June 22nd. it's our probably our last one for a while due to Clare moving to Los Angeles. it will be at the world famous Union Hall. come wish Clare well on her journey west https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1301400356499 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who is the stinkiest celebrity of all time? Can a 75yo unfit, untrained man of average built (avarage height a little overweight and Flappy) defend themselves again a 15yo boy (maybe a couple of years older but certainly a teenager) with a knife trying to rob them? Is it safe to try? Why does hatred make me feel better than love? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Folks, it's Quarators! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, I'm glad that worked. Oh my god. Water is all over us. It's just water, actually, it's fine. Folks, it's Quarators Podcast, another sleepy old day. I'm actually kind of wet.

I wonder why. From throwing water around the room, but also for biking here in the rain. Yeah. And I hope that comes across in my performance today on the podcast. Now, we have a rogues gallery of questions for you. And that is, of course, why this week's theme is rogues gallery. And we'll be getting to that in a minute. No guests today, just Jeremy, Alex, and Claire.

But you know what we do? We should mention, we're, what, two and a half weeks out at this point when this comes out from our Union Hall show? Yep, yep, yep. Come to that. You should come to that. In Brooklyn on June 22nd, we never said the date. It's our last show for a while. When you're there in the audience at these Quarriors Live shows,

it's like being part of a movement. Yeah. You really feel like you're part of something bigger than yourself. One day, two days before election day. That's right. It will help you pick the mayor of New York City. That should be the theme. We should look for mayor questions.

Now, I am not committing to this, because I've found whenever I use the Quora search bar to try to find anything, it gives me shit. Who would we end up voting? It would be Eric Adams, right? Isn't he the Quora mayor? He's Quora's mayor. The way he talks is kind of like a Quora. Yeah, 100%. Apparently, we were saying right before the pod that he was said today he wants to make drones that help people from drowning.

It knows when you're drowning. And it has his voice. It's a flying RC car that patrols the ocean. It can detect when you are drowning? If it sees a... And it's going to be saving dolphins all the time. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It's going to be saving dolphins, seals, turtles.

It has his voice, and it floats above the ocean, and it goes, citizen, how is your airway? I am powered by the crystals underneath the city. If you don't respond, that's how it knows to save you, because the drowning person won't respond. You look good today. Do you think that they're like Amazon drones or are they like Predator drones that he refitted?

Definitely Pred. I would say definitely Amazon on account of it being so much cheaper. Sure. I don't think it's a little clause. A Predator drone is quite expensive. You heard about this NYPD budget? That's also true, yeah. That's for overtime for people playing on their phone.

It's not for Predator drones. No, they got Pred drones. You need a car that is as fat as the officers who are in it, and you need at least three different mobile devices to switch games on. I feel like they are on their phones just straight up on TikTok, but I also feel like they're on their phones because their job makes them be on their phone.

I'm not defending them. I understand what you're saying. But I'm also like, they shouldn't be on their phone all the time. They should just have a fucking walkie-talkie. Yeah. The walkie-talkies, honestly, And this is going to make me sound like a pig lover. But honestly, oink, oink, because the walkie-talkie is cool as hell.

I'm honestly like ready to bootstrap up every time I see that fucker. We can get you a walkie-talkie. Yeah, I'd love one. That's gettable. I'd love to call into the podcast on a walkie-talkie. I think people would enjoy that and it would be fun for all of us. I would feel less inclined to reach out and steal the gun. If they had a walkie-talkie, I'd be like, oh, I'd rather steal the walkie-talkie.

Claire's after my gun. What do you think is the range? I'd go for a walkie-talkie. We live close enough that we could probably walkie-talkie from our apartments. Oh, yes. And tell each other secrets at night. I feel like every now and then at like 8 in the morning, I'd be like, do you want to play Dune Imperium?

Come in, come in. I'm playing Dune Imperium. I'm in the queue. It only launches every half hour. Yeah, you guys should do that. To continue the phone discussion, yeah, the fact that they're on the phone, I do think of every job I've had that's like, wait in this hallway no one's in all day.

And then it's like, of course I'm going to be on the phone. This shouldn't happen. The context here is that this was when you were a PA, right? Yes. And what do you think is the percent that they were like, Alex, just stand over there. Right. Most of the time.

Get out of the shot. A guy called me a dingleberry to my face once. You're being a dingleberry. Why don't you keep this hallway safe? They locked me in a stairwell one time. That was for Marvel. That was to ensure that... Luke Cage, was that what it was?

It was Luke Cage. That was to ensure that the Hulk isn't bothered by paparazzos in Midtown. That's the worst, getting locked in a stairwell on a PA job. It's not good. I think I read a book about China. I think that's what I did that day. Very Alex of you.

I had a backpack. That's how I did it. A lot of you are asking, how did you do it? With a backpack. Do you think any police officers listen to couriers on their job? I hope so. I hope somebody's going to jail and they hear, like, over the radio system, you know, just, like, a podcast to listen to on the trip. No, I don't think our listeners would pass any sort of test.

Yeah, that's probably true. A sort of psychological test. Oh, yeah. I understand what you're saying. And it's sad, but I agree. Yeah. They have cool disease of the brain. Oh, well, I'll update for that, actually, because we had a clip where we were talking about the police officer on Reddit who was fired for jacking off a dog.

bonus episode patreon.com slash quaraders we had a lot of comments on this on reddit where people were like that's apparently a question they do ask it was a problem i guess yeah where apparently it's like a thing where they'll be like have you ever fucked an animal really and then it's kind of just to weed out the people who say yes because like they want to know that you're like smart enough to not tell the truth yeah or i guess i've never fucked an animal i think the point is it's like a crazy question to get like a line for your chart

or whatever when they're checking your heart rate but I guess also if you've done that I think it's like they don't care the bestiality

isn't their issue I think it's really just a matter of like are you dumb enough to be like yeah a few times yeah I did and then that guy was like

and I did do it yeah as I'm saying the guy was like I jacked off my dog a few times and now I can't be a police officer everyone's judging me

I'm not allowed to kill these bonus episodes are fantastic sometimes their peers are dogs yeah that's so true and then it's a sexual harassment in the workplace issue and if they give their dogs are very concerned drugs the dogs get into drugs they get sort of loopy sort of free sort of like peace and love horny and then the dog's coming up to you like hey did you smell this you guys sniffed it and then you're fucking the german shepherd

fucking the german shepherd as a police officer i don't want to be alone tonight at the kennel The thing about being a police officer is the rule is you cannot fuck the dogs. You have to shoot the dogs. That's what they want you to do. Because you can't shoot something you love. Be the dog. Be the dog you shoot. Be the dog you shoot.

Anyway, so. What's this episode, Alex? This episode's about like crazy guys. What is it called? It's called Rogue's Gallery. Ooh, I like that. This is our first episode about crazy guys. This is Guy's podcast.

I'm Brian Quinby. Let's go to our space of the week. Slam it. Slamming it. We're a radio show. Space of the week. We're on dark psychology facts. A space that we've been to in the past, but is juicy.

There was more to see. Dark side of human consciousness concept. I remember looking at this rain cloud lady, the pinned one. We looked at that for a while. We did talk about this for a long time, so let's not do it again. We won't talk about that again. And, of course, at the top of Dark Psychology Pass, can we just get the numbers on that?

Please. 68,000 followers, 14 contributors. That's a pretty powerful position to be a contributor to that. That's a powerful space. And we assume it's a dark council by people in hoods like that. Dark psychology. There are questions like, life advice, how do I live in the moment? Darkness.

That's something like a Sith Lord might want to know. I'm putting on my big hood, and I'm shrouded in darkness, and I'm asking, how do we feel the feelings inside our body? What is the best advice your mother ever gave you? How do I feel the pain? Do you want to click it? Which one? Do the mother one.

I'd like to know about my mother's advice. Do you ever feel you benefited from it as an adult? So Hafiz Saboor is answering. Your mom's good advice? My mom is terrible at advice. Oh, really? What did she say? My mom's big thing in life is always that you are not good at anything

and that you should always expect less than the best. Right. Oh. She didn't mean it in a mean way, but she's like a deeply unconfident person. Right. And she would always say stuff to me like, remember, Jeremy, we're not good at sports.

We're good sports. Oh. That was one of her catchphrases. Well, that's a healthy mindset. Maybe she's just negging you, bro. Yeah, maybe you were just bad at sports. She had no idea. It was not like she was showing off some of my track meets or whatever.

Oh, right. But she would say stuff. I remember very distinctly in high school being like, I want to try to break 1830 in the 5K. And she'd say, don't set your expectations that high. You can't do it. And I'd say, but you don't know what my time is. It's 1835. And she'd be like, well, I don't know what that is.

I don't know what you're talking about. Speak English, son. I feel like... I also like the idea that you tell your mom, I'm going to a sports meet today. And she's just like, show! She always says, we don't

win things that's crazy is that a good way to go about so because part of me is like oh do you want to keep your expectations low i think you probably shouldn't tell your kid you're not a winner yeah you're a loser you're supposed to keep your expectations low if it's like a moonshot it's not supposed to be like i'm going to school no you're not no you're not you're gonna die on the way there good luck you know forget to breathe again good luck on that bus two for flitching anybody else have any mom anecdotes before i read hafiz saboor's advice apple a day keeps a doctor away all i can remember my mom really saying is like you're very lucky

that you're healthy oh that's good oh wow so uh like whenever i was sad about something or whenever i was like i'm ugly she goes well you're very lucky that you're healthy yeah who cares sounds like a veiled threat i want to be hot for now yeah i want to be a sickly beautiful princess would be a shame if someone puts them in your killer every day just threaten to poison you yeah i got munchons in senjan you'll appreciate your busted face when you're coughing up blood yeah i'm gonna read hafiz saboor's answer so he's a lifelong learner or she i don't know what kind of name hafiz is i think it's a fella i think i see a beard yep beard big beard so back to that so this is the things his mama was saying the first thing

so he's a baby right which how do you think this guy is sharing his insights on quora passionately using the computer passionately oh yes also that um so his mother he's in a crib right and he's just new to the world and she's leaning down to him and she's saying one live debt free don't buy flashy cars uh and also you don't need shoes that look like that uh number two take care of your health early i guess that is good for a baby that's kind of like when claire's mom was saying right yeah i saw a baby drinking like a whole um iced coffee the other day like the mom was on the phone and there was a baby and her like two older brothers and the baby is just like i don't like that god i don't like that pisses me off it was really not really stressful to be a

baby now it was a dunkin donuts thing this tall oh my god don't have ipad don't drink ice coffee you're turning into a work from home computer person uh two take care of your health early three people are focused on themselves i don't really see how that's advice not worrying about others opinions they care far less than what that seems like the advice the people are focused on themselves seems like the explanation although it is kind of an interesting truism for value time over possessions oh i like that this is sort of a dark psychology fact by the way yeah this is something like um uh voldemort might say oh don't say his name yeah he can hear us when when i mention that and he'll know that i'm giving him a shout out on the podcast mentioned on a podcast

again. I gotta blow my nose off. We're being listened to by Voldemort. We're being seen by Sauron. My understanding of Voldemort is a guy who gets mad and shoots his own nose off. Yeah. That's kind of my takeaway. You think he had a nose at some point?

Yeah, and he took a gun and blasted that shit off. He has depression. He has anxiety. Wow. He has bipolar too. He has BPD. And that was all on his ex-profile, his ex-bio. I came up with something really funny last night

at my comedy show. You want to hear it? Here we go. Glock Tua. Wow. Damn. Pow, pow, pow, pow. I have the sound.

I have the sound. I have the sound. Where are you? Oh, no. Damn it. They were next to each other. She should sell guns. She should sell guns.

Everything about her is kind of gun. Yeah. She's from somewhere in the south. Somewhere southern. Do you know? Probably. Probably Florida. Probably.

Do you want to take a guess before we definitely look it up. She does an ad where she's like, I know I'm famous for doing blowjob jokes, but you know what? Statistically, other people put in their mouths. When you want something fun in your mouth for once. Hey, y'all, sometimes I feel like self-harm.

Oh, she's from Nashville. Tennessee. She's a Nashville queen. You know, because she kind of feels like she's someone who's always at a bachelorette party. Yeah, that's true. she's the person you want at your comedy show because she's so funny look at this origin etymology of hawk yeah this is insane we're on the wikipedia for hawk too it's an

onomatopoeia catchphrase meaning the sound of spitting on a penis is a form of fellatio you know from the description it sounds like you just spit on it and that is not the case that couldn't be farther from the case my favorite thing about the hoctua lady is that the person who

interviewed her is extremely bitter that they're not famous and is that true lives a cursed life of anger

yeah that's so funny what is expectoration it says it's spitting mucus it's a

spitting or expectoration I don't think that's what she meant I like that it says see also brain rot

that's really funny damn I would hate to be wikipedia linked to brain rot that wouldn't make me feel good at all we're just a couple episodes away from that i would need to be very wealthy to feel okay about that anyway first of your dreams now there's so many of

don't lose your hobbies i don't know about that floss regularly that's true that's number 14 you can tell you're kind of running out of ideas when floss regularly is on the way uh going to the dentist i'll tell you i don't i don't floss every time i go to the dentist they go well your teeth look great you must be flossing and then i always go no wow and the dentist goes really you're the one guy i'm the one guy it's all genetics just use an electric toothbrush i've been told you're half irish saliva this is crazy my parents teeth were fucked up yeah they both had fake teeth my mom's back all back were like silver gold silver my dad had fake what a beautiful mouth what's this called dentures dentures for the top of his teeth and then he put it in his hand and go hey

why are yours good then what happened because i didn't eat the um uh sugar puffs all day every day as a child in the 60s it's those damn 60s sugar puffs and sugar that they were so crazy about i like those sugary cereals famous healthy time 1990s celebrate small wins life is built on small joyful moments dark psychology fact psychology facts and keep getting useful content i like this picture of these people in the dust bowl i guess that's a mom stay positive and be happy that's a mother i guess it could it's so it kind of looks like maybe a she first of all she looks 25 that's how her son is 15 be positive and happy it says below that sad sad picture not like us this was before we were

starved to death in the dust bowl what a wise mother do should we try to find a dark psychology fact on dark psychology they don't have them they do have them one it's full of it's rife with them okay so you want to do posts maybe we're in question yeah the issue is the post we're gonna look through the post there's a rain cloud wine so here what's your favorite screenshot it's a woman's crotch it's probably this woman this lady's legs uh what are some amazing pics of reality versus expectations it's uh daenerys targaryen oh no but it's how she filmed it yeah she's got a green screen a green oh whoa i thought it was a real dragon no it wasn't jeremy it was this is dark we should explain for the listeners it's the dragon in game of thrones

was in real life it was like a uh ear wax pick what do you call it um nobody knows jeremy you gotta pull through on this one oh an ear uh ear stick um what are those called we can't put this out this is too embarrassing the word is ear stick uh ear stick that's not right people are calling them ears we cannot put this out there why isn't nick giving us the right word cotton swab cotton swab people are gonna kill me when this comes out it's a cotton swab no this is wrong isn't it swab you're not supposed to swabs All right, I regret even bringing up ears at all. Anyway, so that's kind of some dark psychology.

Cotton buds? Cotton buds? I haven't heard any of these words combined this way before. Ear sticks. We don't call them ear sticks. I'm seriously worried I've started unraveling the fabric of reality by not remembering this word. Dear God. Oh, they're of course called China stick swats.

Q-tip, Q-tip, thank God. Q-tip, Q-tip. q-tip oh my god i think q-tip is the uh is the brand name like kleenex kind of shit i think generally they're called china stick swabs ear pick i think q-tip is just like the name that donald trump sticks that were released q-tip is a musician oh yeah from day last night this is gonna be a pain in the ass to edit anyway um leave it in hey do you guys know who benson boone is people keep saying his name alex is kind of we talked about him oh were you not there for that When I wear Benson Boone crazy.

Alex is kind of nuts about this guy. I like that he flips. He flips? Oh, yeah, I remember this. I don't really know what else he does. Who's talking about Benson Boone, Claire? I don't know. Everybody just keeps saying his name.

It's fun to say. He's the new it girl. Benson Boone is the new it girl? Honestly, if your name is fun to say and you do flips, you should be a famous guy. He's really jacked, I think, is his name. Well, he does flip, and he sings like Freddie Mercury and wears a shiny suit.

Oh. anyway so this has been dark psychology fest seven red flags of female psychopaths most people oh i actually do need to know what these are this is actually the only dark fact so far on the space and it sends you to a different website this is from nagoff.com so these are things that people don't know about and it's stuff like emotional detachment i think i do know that pleasure and suffering that's the main thing i'm going to think about when i'm thinking of psychopaths What makes them female? Oh, they're master manipulators.

Psychopaths like to suffer or they like to see suffering? I think they have pleasure in others suffering. Oh, cool. Well, they're twisted weeds, aren't they, Claire? And we're just on negoff.com. This is from the book of Negoff. I think we've all seen this browsing around Negoff before. I don't think dark psychology facts is any dark psychology facts.

It's a cross post from Ask Daddy there. Wait, what's that root? Jesus Christ. Picture of a leopard hunting a gorilla. That's cool, though. It's a drawing. Well, it's really disgusting. Wait, go up about Red Bull.

I want to see the Red Bull. Hold on. Just real quick. Why is he saying fuck off and die? The Red Bull was the question, what do you know most people don't? And this is on Ask Daddy. With the follow-up question, who here loves drinking Red Bull? And then he says, have you ever wondered if a 250-milliliter can of Red Bull

can provide your body with a high dose of energy intake, allowing you to keep going all day and night? This is a dark psychology. To answer this question, let's find out what a Red Bull contains and what it is proud of. Taurine, for one. Boom! Number one on the list! Yeah. Taurine

provides proteins. Provides energy. It's good for you. It's taurine. Another key ingredient is caffeine. This does. Basically, he's saying there's a lot of caffeine and a lot of taurine. It's just so dark. This is a dark psychology fact.

Well, next time you are low on energy and don't have enough money for a can of Red Bull, just buy some eggs and boil them. Enjoy them while sipping your favorite hot coffee, and I'm sure you'll be fine. A lot of people were wondering what they did on Jeffrey Epstein's island between the sex trafficking, and they would just read Red Bull facts to each other,

and they'd consume Red Bull. I agree with you, Alex, 100%. That is the main thing that they did on Little St. James Island. But it's important to note that this is this guy's big argument. He's saying that what you didn't know, the interesting thing about Red Bull is that it is the same amount of caffeine and taurine as eating two boiled eggs and a cup of coffee. So if he's like, if you do not have the money for Red Bull, and I guess you don't have the time, you can just boil two eggs. This is a situation where I don't have the time to buy Red Bull, but I do have time to boil eggs. There's no way that two eggs and a coffee is cheaper than one can of Red Bull.

I know we're in New York City where price is king, but I don't believe your eggs are cheaper than a Red Bull. No way. No fucking way. So that's a bunch of horse shit. I guess we're on the lies space. You're a bunch of liars, and you're making up shit about Red Bull. It's too dark.

It's time to move on to the rest of our rogues gallery. Okay. Okay, let's go on to the quiz course. Aha! Yeah! And let me just maximize that. I wanted to start with this one. Great.

So this is a question by a rogue. And this is a classic Alex is too afraid to ask a guest this question. Oh, my God. Right now, there is a black guy in the lobby, and it's all white, except for him playing rap on his Obama phone. Why is everyone laughing? So we're going to get stuck on Obama phone. That's the trick.

Okay. But why is everyone laughing? Obama phone for our one young listener. He was a president roughly 15 years ago. Yeah. Obama, there was like a conspiracy theory that Obama was going to give people a free cell phone. Or not even a conspiracy.

It was just like, they're like, oh, he's giving homeless people cell phones. he's a communist i love how racist that is and be like was he the boost mobile president fuck you um i think it's just easy to give people cell phones i did i did not i did not hear this conspiracy theory i thought this guy made up obama and i was like this is fire this is heat people are always like how are you homeless if you have a nokia right it's like because they cost five dollars to make i actually can't want to not be homeless you need a phone i cannot live in my Motorola Razr.

They won't let me. I would argue that it costs five cents to make. Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. But just five cents a day. You can make a Motorola Razr. So Obama phone is just a phone that a poor person is using.

Yeah. And they're using it derogatorily. Kind of a great. Racistly. Like new slur for you to use against poor people is to say they have Obama phone. Yeah. Why don't you call me on your Obama phone?

used to call me on obama phone i don't understand um right now i don't understand what don't you understand uh i understand the first part of this right now there's a black guy in the lobby okay that's situation and then the second part it's all white and it's all white and it's all white it's all white and i don't know i don't know that except for him playing rap on his obama phone i think First of all, a great setup for a music video is about to happen. Oh, yeah. I think that they are in a lobby where he's saying everyone else is white,

except for this one guy. It's all white. Who's playing, you guessed it, rap music, which I call crap music. Jeremy! On his Obama phone, which you can tell is an Obama phone because it rings like this. It goes, ring, ring. We've compromised this on Bin Laden to a permanent end. For a banana phone?

Yes. Obama phone. That's straight up real. That's fire. That's fire and it's real. People hate that he said Obama home. Yeah, all the comments are about Obama phone. Nobody likes that.

And you're right, that was a trap. That is what got everybody. We should see the question log. But the question is, this is by Alpha Bale, who is allergic to Democrats. Oh, no. And that's why he's so thin. He can't eat any food made by Democrats.

of okay let's see some of his cool questions like this one from tuesday oh it's been 200 years since slavery so why are black people so terrified of whites yeah right these are great questions by an alpha man and this was just tuesday and it looks like he posts maybe four times oh this obama one is from like last week what that's crazy there's no way you are younger than 40 years old this is a four day old question what year is it you cannot refer to obama phones now that's insane no So let's look at his questions a little bit more. Yes. Do you think that AI is the next step in human evolution,

that we will become obsolete? Fantastic follow-up. That's a great question. This guy seems genuinely a little bit afraid of AI. Well, the thing is, he's allergic to Democrats, which is a problem a computer wouldn't have. Yes. Computers can eat whatever they want.

Did you know humans will never get to explore the universe? Only AI will be smart enough and live long enough to travel even the shortest distance in space. Okay. If the Civil War never took place, would the slaves still have gotten their freedom? I'm afraid to keep reading the questions. They're kind of really dumb and offensive. Yeah, they're pretty stupid.

Has someone ever called you by another person's name while having sex? What did you do? See, that's what the website's for. Uh-oh. Here we go. If Jesus was a Jew, which he was, he was a rabbi, and he taught Judaism, and he obeyed Jewish law, then why are you a Christian? Objection! He's kind of got a point.

Yeah, he's kind of got their ass on that one. King of the Jews, as Alex often says. King of the Jews. I don't know. What am I supposed to... How much is there to say about this? The answer is they're laughing because it's a music video. Did you know that if you let your children listen to rap music,

you're a bad person? Have you seen that one I'm talking about? There's one where it's like... I don't remember who it is, but it's like a rapper, and he's at the country club, and he plays his music, and everyone is frowning, but then they get litty with him. I don't think I've seen that one. If you're listening, write on in on what music video that is.

it was very famous 10 years ago. Ring, ring. Hey, that's pretty good. If you like your call, you're getting a call. It's me, Obama. Jeremy, it's like

I'm podcasting with Barack Obama. Oh, do you feel like Bruce Springsteen? That makes me the boss. Obama phone, Eric Adams drone. Great QB, man.

Oh, my God. This is sounding like we didn't start the fire. Wow. Obama phone, Adams drone. Okay, let's do Quinsletown.

Quinsletown. Crazy. So this answer is really good on this question, but I think the question is just a really strong one in general. Who is the stinkiest celebrity of all time? And then right away, this is an answer about Chairman Mao. That is Chairman Mao sort of sitting in a brown river bath. Is Chairman Mao a celebrity?

He's very famous. He's on money. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, Andy Warhol made him a painting. Who do you guys think is the smelliest, the stinkiest celebrity of all time? I would probably guess like, didn't a bunch of people admit to not showering over COVID?

That's what we were saying a few weeks ago. Like Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, I think we're like anti-shower. I'd probably say Mila Kunis. Probably the stinkiest celebrity of all time. I think it's probably Mila Kunis. Probably Mila Kunis. Yeah, anybody think of a horror movie

where they're dripping with, they like go in a black sludge pond and then they come out and they're like, oh, I'm all sludgy. I bet that stinks. stinky who's a celebrity who would have had to been in like maybe the guy who played chewbacca yeah because you're in that suit all day i mean come on it's either him or chairman mal he's got chewbacca crotch oh that's a terrible disease to get suck anyway we got

an answer by aishish kumar dimri i'd probably like to see the other ones after this but let's Now this is Alex's impression of the doctor. This is the scene. I go to Alex. I say, I'm so sorry, Mr. Burdack. You have Chewbacca crotch. Oh, well, if you like it. Yeah, he's happy.

You can keep it. How do you do that? Folks, if you like your Chewbacca crotch, you can keep it. I'm kind of cheating because it's supposed to be from the throat, but I'm doing a tongue roll. Really good. I sound like a Jawa. That's good.

If you like having things in your throat, please check out Hawk Tua Guns. Glock Tua. Yeah, do you want to do another take? The word is Glock Tua. I noticed you said Hawk Tua Guns. I was saying Hawk Tua Guns colon Glock Tua. Oh, that's very clear.

I'm going to read this answer now. So it's a picture of Mao in a river, and it says, Mao, the renowned demagogue, was undisputed leader of China for years. Undisputed. You cannot dispute that. If you're thinking, no, he wasn't. I don't think he was in charge of China at all. I think it was Deng. He is well known for his proverbial cultural revolution in Iron Hand Bob.

His proverbial cultural revolution. Hygiene. In the private life of Chairman Mao, memoir by Li Zixui, his personal physician claims that he never bathed or brushed his teeth yet. Here's a fucking painting of him in a river, bitch. I think that's a photo. Yeah, this is actually one. This isn't Grok.

Grok, is this real? Maybe you're right. Maybe it is. I don't know if it's a painting or not. No, that's a photo. What if this is just another guy and they're just pretending it's not? But he looks so real. I think it's just a sort of a pixelated.

I think you're right. I think you're right. It's very beautiful. the 40s or whatever. A bath. His personal attendant simply cleaned his body with hot towels. That's weird, man. I think you don't need soap.

Boom. I don't know about all that. I once heard that you don't need soap. How malice of you. I just have not heard it and I've heard you do need soap. I don't think you need soap. Those Europeans, they go crazy with it. You know what? Washing your hands, I think

you need soap. Yeah. But washing your body i don't think you need soap isn't this the same principle though but for your whole body yeah but your your whole body your hands are the gross part your hands are the things touching everything now maybe i'm more of a swamp monster than the other two of you here but i simply need soap and i used to try when i was like a kid i would like just shower just to get in and out as fast as i could and people would be like you didn't use soap and we all know right well you still stink like chairman mao soap dries out your skin dried skin cells turn into stink cells i'm sort of a skin cell i've we've all heard that about skin cells starting to stink

there's another picture of mao smoking below that brush he simply rinsed his mouth with tea and chewed leaves for better tea leaves if i just say that doesn't work claire doesn't floss now That does stain your teeth if you do that. They say tea stains your teeth worse than coffee. Yeah. That's true. And especially if you brush your teeth with it. I looked up how to not have that be a problem.

They're like, well, you could just always brush your teeth after drinking tea. And it's like, fuck you. I have hot teeth, and then I got to do cold? Yeah, go off. Go fuck yourself. Go off. Go off yourself. I don't know.

Get a Glock to smoke. It is noteworthy that Mousy Dog was a chain smoker and drank many cups of tea. I'm going to interrupt this post. This is not any less clean than any other celeb. Wait a minute. It's written by Chiang Kai-shek. No, it's not. It's by Ashish Kumar D.

Never mind. I misread that. Swim. He interestingly. Yeah, by capitalist pig. I don't remember his name. I know him because he is my birthday buddy. Oh, that's the same birthday as me.

And I had to do a report on it in sixth grade. Penn Jillette is my birthday buddy. Kind of the Chiang Kai-shek of magic. yeah yeah i get that there's got to be a celebrity who like notoriously has rolled in poop steve-o was probably oh steve-o i was in steve-o um put a lot of emphasis on that oh just another he said it like his last name is like oh shent uh just another uh emphasis on how pendulet is pretty much the chen kai shek of magic is that he retreated to the taiwan of las vegas to do his tricks um okay uh also uh so he swam with his colleagues it says but he did not bathe

if you're swimming that's kind of bathing uh mal claimed they did to save time for larger good of his cause that is an excuse that dirty little pigs use uh well grown-ups are complicated creatures full of quirks and secrets rolled doll wow rolled doll said that let me end with a the phantom toll booths author raw doll he did not write the phantom toll booth yeah i don't think that was whatever you wrote fantastic mr fox maybe i'm wrong you go ahead and pull that up the phantom toll booth the guy who's on cora no that's uh ender's game phantom toll booth is by norton juster you're both wrong

I did love that book as a child it's very sweet I cannot put this episode out after the Q-tip thing both Norton Jester and Tribe Called Quest fans The Witches, Fantastic

Mr. Fox he kind of rocks ass, the peach, big peach, James and the Giant Peach I thought you were saying his ass was big he had a big talking big peach big bussy yeah that's him rolled doll he was so good to fuck is he just uh he had a body that didn't quit uh anyway i would like to go to the other answers of the stinky celebs thing oh yes do you want to see anyone commenting on uh uh

mao or no i'm just saying he's no i don't i don't want to read that even a little bit i do want to read that because there's a comment here that says hopefully he had an equally 30 wife how dare you and then they said that's the beauty of power i'm gonna read this name too this is kiske bop you're always scrolling right sorry read it read it drive and be crazy no read it kiske bop kakya jaraha okay go up a little bit xiaomi 14 says apparently even a publicly condemning chinese footbiting in secret he had pronounced sexual interest in feet especially bound feet. Some accounts say that in his entourage,

there was a Eunanese concubine whose feet were 16 centimeters long. Is that little? I'd say that the centimeters conversion is always going to be our Achilles heel. I think that's quite small. And that even in high age, one or two times per week,

he'd do it spending evenings with her. Probably the last thing he did was bust on her feet. Yeah. And it killed him. When I posted on Instagram, sent me anonymous questions, several people sent me feet stuff. Find your feet.

Those are very funny. About the Quarators stuff, people are like, I like that you show your feet on Quarators. You really do get them in there, Claire. There was once a person who said that they like that you put your feet on our camera. It's impossible to block. It's a shot of me and Jeremy with your foot

bigger than my body in it. You should just use my foot with a mouth sort of animated on it. I've always maintained that if you're going to be sexual about any Quarators people, you must pay for Patreon. I don't care if you're listening to it or not. You just have to. If you're coming, you better be going to patreon.com.

Yes, that's right. Slash coordinators. Okay. No feet for you. We have spent a long time on this, but I would like to see other Stinkys. Oh, yeah. Me too. Just a quick perusal.

Yes, let's see. So the number one answer is Chairman Mao. Oh, yeah. And we all agree. That's the obvious one. I don't think he probably didn't stink that much. Steve Jobs. Followed by Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs is number two. He wasn't stinky for his entire... Oh, this is behind Quora Plus. You will never know why Steve Jobs was stinky. I think he was also a sort of like a new agey guy who probably was anti-shower if I had to guess. But I don't know because I will not pay for Quora Plus. You probably heard you can beat cancer by never showering.

It says he wasn't stinky for his... We've gotten around it a little bit by opening in a new tab so that the thing where it hides the text is lower. So we'll see. It says he wasn't stinky for his entire career, but there was an infamous stretch where he got really into these hippie lifestyle practices. Yeah, so he just probably was not.

Yeah, maybe think of like a hippie musician. Yeah. Janis Joplin looked a little stinky. Janis Joplin's a great choice. Yeah, probably some rock star, some old rock star. Who else do we got on the list here? Sorry, yes. Sorry, yes.

Original question, who's the stinkiest? Angelina Jolie. No way. Start off with her. Brad Pitt. She doesn't stink. Maddie McConaughey. She doesn't stink.

Jennifer Aniston. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp looks like he stinks. We're stinky. Apparently, in the past, Clark Gable or Spencer Tracy were both known for their unusually bad breaths. That's so funny. Well, because people always had to kiss him, too.

Oh. Because of his kissable mustache. He doesn't use... Matthew McConaughey doesn't use deodorant. It's okay that you can still not use deodorant and be not stinky. Yeah. The AI says specifically Matthew McConaughey and Jonah Hill, which is very funny. That's funny.

That the AI is like, Jonah Hill fucking sucks. I'm not going to take the fucking computer's word for who stinks ever. Computer has no nose. You have no nose. Computer can't sniff. Tell me which Digimon are stinky. Okay, so then Mary Ann Besser, who lives in Pittsburgh, says, to quote one of Bambi's friends, I'll take Thumper's advice.

What does that mean? That doesn't answer our question. You just wanted to say that. She says, so when it pertains to real celebrities, I'll pass. However, there are some well-known celebrities of the past who were known to be particularly pungent, like Flower. These are all cartoons. Pepe Le Pew.

Harry from Harry and the Hendersons. These are not real people, actually. Yeah, I don't want this answer. Stinky Pete from Toy Story. Who's the smelliest celebrity? Probably Stinky Pete from Toy Story. Number one's got to be Stinky Pete. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo says.

Fuck off, dude. These animal answers. That's such a dumb way of doing it. This is a guy from Glasgow. So hold on. Let me hit the button. Probably like a secretariat. I just want to get in that their name is

Fecetious Oh, that's funny Fecetious, I get it Ha ha, you tricked me Really funny This guy said Mr. Hoser This is the guy we want Mr. Hoser who has a Steve Harvey

A distorted Steve Harvey Oh no, it's Steve Harvey AI generated to look like a hamburger Is it Steve Harvey or is it just a hamburger That you're seeing as Steve Harvey I think it's a little bit of both So the AI does this thing where you can make things look like other pictures. That's unbelievable. That's the best use of AI yet.

Well, no, it does, but you click on it and it's just a hamburger. Yeah, it's an AI thing. That rocks. That's really cool. That's the best use of AI yet. I love AI. I've changed all of my opinions on it, and it can smell celebrities. Anyway, Mr. Hoser says, I don't know if it's true or not,

but my ex-girlfriend claimed to know Billy Ray Cyrus and his family when they lived in Ironton, Ohio. She said that he always stunk really bad whenever she was around. Yeah! Watch your ass, Billy Ray Cyrus. That's why Miley did all those crazy things because you smelled so bad.

And then someone else says Marilyn Monroe. Apparently there's an article here. Marilyn Monroe was kind of a huge slob. She's still all kinds of awesome, though. You're an awesome slob, Marilyn. Do you like Marilyn Monroe? Yeah, I love her, but she's a slob. Yeah, I just wish she wasn't such a slob.

I watched the Marilyn Monroe movie recently with my friends, and none of us had seen any of her movies, and my friend kept being like, she's really hot. Yeah, that's her whole thing. So did America think the same. Let's do the next question. We've got one question, I believe. I do have an anecdote I heard.

I would love to hear it. Anecdote alert. Where I have a friend who's friends with TV on the radio. And I guess when TV on the radio was touring with Nine Inch Nails. Who's the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails? Trent Reznor. Trent Reznor referred to TV on the radio as B.O. on the radio. Oh.

Because he said they were really smelly. That's good as hell. It's got to be hard on tour. I would hate if Trent Reznor called me B.O. on the radio. Yeah, that would suck. And he names a song that. Damn. I would hate, and it also puts a new kind of angle on Wolf Like Me to know that they smell as bad as a wolf.

I think a two-year-old. Oh, baby! I don't know their songs. I can't riff any puns like that. Anyway, this is the Quoker. Yeah, good luck beating a wolf like me because they spell like a wolf. We're back at our favorite space, Advanced Street Survival. Don't clip the B.O. on the radio story.

I will not. I don't know if I'm allowed to. I'm not going to share this information. We better just have it on the episode that goes out to thousands of people. Can a 75-year-old unfit, untrained man of average build, average height, a little overweight and flappy

defend themselves against a 15-year-old boy maybe a couple years older, but certainly a teenager with a knife trying to rob them? Is it safe to try? Now, this is one of my favorite categories of a question, which is questions typed immediately before someone dies.

Just being robbed and being like, hold on, I gotta ask Cora. Let me run this by the internet. I could take him. I'm flappy.

What is flappy? Flappy? Like a damn bird? Get out of here. I'm gonna click you to go up? Why is that where my brain went to?

You're a damn bird. You're a fucking flappy ass bird. I forgot about flappy bird. Yo, shout out flappy bird. R.I.P. King. You're one of the best to ever do it. 15-year-olds with knives are the most dangerous demographic alive.

Yes. And that's why Clockwork Orange is about the cool hats they wear. That is kind of about how dangerous a 15-year-old boy with a knife is, isn't it? And it's fun when you're a 15-year-old and a boy to think, like, people are scared of me. You throw them from hand to hand. You kind of cackle at them. Yeah, and you tap your cane on the walls of a bridge. I used to love tapping my cane.

Oh, my God. The things I did with my cane back then. Yeah, you know, that's the thing about being a human Is that you start off with a cane And then you end with a cane It's the middle years, you have no cane The riddle of the sphinx I've never seen this movie

I know they all have canes, I know they all have hats I know they wear makeup around one eye That's the whole movie That's basically the whole thing He has a crazy fast motion three-way in it Okay They kind of go around terrorizing people Sexually and violently

It's kind of about like what if a boy was really bad? It's kind of about a bad guy. I like that movie. I haven't seen it in a long time, though. A bad guy. I want to read the book. Sounds fun. I have read the book.

Is it better than the movie? So the thing about the book that's annoying is they invent a half English, half Russian language that everyone speaks in the future, and then you have to learn it. Yeah, I don't like that. So that's going to take some effort. But if you watch that movie, you're just like, these fuckers are crazy. Books should be about things that exist already. Yep. Yeah.

Yep. Anyway, one answer on this. Simon Bevan says, absolutely not. Got to agree with him there. Whoa, long answer. He gave a lot more. He says, from perspective, I'm a 41-year-old, very fit guy, able to run 1.8 to 2.2-kilometer run,

which is considered very fit, even for a 20- to 29-year-old person. Not far. Is that not far? It's less than a mile. That's really funny. uh-huh uh yeah that's i mean it's a 2k you're talking about oh two two two i guess maybe exactly a mile no 1600 is a mile right so it's a little more than a mile yeah okay a little more than a mile either way it's not like anything to brag about on the internet if you're 20 years old

and you can run a mile that doesn't mean that you are very fit i mean you're not dying but you're a 41 year old very fit guy he says consider very fit for even a 20 to 29 year old person nonetheless Nevertheless, he says, even I've found it challenging grappling on the floor in Brazilian jiu-jitsu with 14 and 15-year-old boys. What are you up to, Simon? I go out of my way to fight teens, and I lose. Is this a real guy? I mean, his bio is security officer at confidential government. Click on him.

Yeah, he can't tell you where he's a security officer. He lives in Sydney, Australia. He's probably at that damn opera house. Making me nervous. He only works on the street survival space. This guy's in, like, the Australian Secret Service. Yeah. And he wrestles with boys.

As long as no teens attack the president of Australia, he is safe. As soon as you throw a knife, by the way, this is a knife, into any self-defense equation, the defending person's odds always go down massively because the attacker doesn't even need to be very skilled. They only need to succeed in slashing or thrusting you once. Ouch.

and you could potentially be fatally injured or at least badly injured enough to be a fight-deciding loss. Admittedly, I've lost this fight as I got stabbed in it. I talked to somebody. Some comedian I met once told me they got stabbed at a bus station, and he said it just felt like getting punched really hard. I could see that. Who was it?

I don't know how your brain would interpret a stab. Was it Hannibal Buress? His name was Steve Martin. And he made a crazy face when he did it. He was stinky. A little sticky Steve Martin Got stabbed by a knife Let's see if there's any other answers on this

Don't they say that about gunshots sometimes too It's like someone just like Hit you really hard Yeah I bet it's shocking I think it's just shocking Well your nerves only like Can do so much right

So I don't think it can be like Danger Danger Serious wound Yeah It probably just hurts a lot Werner Herzog got shot by a gun And he was kind of just like

Whatever It's just a fresh wound Yeah That's a pretty cool video If you haven't seen Werner Herzog get shot Check that out I don't know Some fucker

I think it was like an accident But it was like some guy Like far away The thing is He's getting interviewed About some movie And then you hear like a pop And he's just like

Oh I remember that That shit was crazy He's like I guess I'm bleeding He does the interview I don't know I can't do it Remember when he ate a boot

No You guys don't know about this Are you thinking of old Greg No I'm thinking of He drinks babies out of a shoe No, he ate a leather shoe. Okay, look it up. I think it was maybe because he got in trouble.

Oh, it's a documentary. He said he would eat a boot, his shoe, if Errol Morris ever completed the film Gates of Heaven. Wow, I mean, you got it. And it's on the Criterion Collection. If the filmmaker ever finishes his film. Right. Yeah.

You got to do something like eat a shoe. Also, give this guy any opportunity to make a movie. He ate two shoes. That's more than you need to do. Well, good for him. Told ya. Probably the stinkiest celebrity of all time is Klaus Kinski. I could see that.

I told Claire I would eat my boot if she ever proved me right about Werner Herzog doing that. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, don't do that, I guess. Everyone says no. Very dangerous thing to do. Don't. Trying to stop a 15-year-old knife if you're 75.

The 15-year-old will have speed and agility all over you at that age. That's probably true. Just stay away from 15-year-old boys, why don't ya? Yeah. Oh, and the Irishman, I guess. Robert De Niro defeats many young men. Well, that's about how cool the Irishman is. But I think that's in the section where he's aged down.

This question is from Yorios. Crazy name. I don't know how you use those letters. I don't either. It's like a V with a noose on it. He's got a lot of questions. Too many to read. 2,000 of them.

They're all really long. Respect. Is this Greek? It's all Greek to me. It's all Greek to me on Riorios' part. Let's read another question. Let's keep it going. Keep it going for your hosts.

Keep it going. Give it up for the venue, by the way. Give it up for Jeremy's apartment. Give it up for YouTube.com. Give it up for Jeremy's apartment. Isn't it sad that of all the seasons we've done on this show, the one where I got to make the rules was like two episodes? No, I actually think that's just desserts for your criminal past.

Okay, here's a question. I got drunk at a friend's party and berated some pretty lady there, merely just because she was pretty? Does this make me a bad person? These are great questions. We should have done these all on the live show. I know. Which is going to be so fun.

You got to come. But instead the theme is mayors. Anyway, pretty women are always complaining that people are mean to them and I always just assume they're lying bitches. But I guess it's a real problem because this guy did it. Paraded a pretty lady just because she was pretty.

It sounds fake. Do you think that this is a true thing that happened, or do you think this is a lady who was berated and then made up this story? Oh, and it's a desperate cry for help, or like a clout alert. Yeah, and she's just like, I'll get him. Yeah. You were making fun of me just because of how beautiful I am. I think when you're mean to someone for no reason, that does make you a bad person.

I think so, too. Yeah, I tend to agree. Because you're spreading evil into the world. Let's see what Quora says. Monray says, some people said no or maybe, but for me, you are a bad person if you do not go back and apologize to the lady take responsibility for your dumb actions and stop blaming it on the alcohol you obviously had issues with her the drinks just lowered your inhibitions and thereby you went to be rude to her over something she had no control over yeah

she was born pretty she did not pick her parents or even her genes some of us are born beautiful she was born that way and you just have to accept that learn from this and watch your alcohol intake Like, you're embarrassing yourself. Good luck. Mon-Ray. Mon-Ray. Mon-Ray fucking destroyed them there. Mon-Ray.

People really hate pretty people. But they also love them. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, it's the great duality of beautiful people, isn't it? I think there's a lot of resentment towards pretty people, mostly because they get everything they want. To quote the great Mon-Ray, you're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing yourself.

Good luck. let's see what the rest of the comments are i'd like to see some no's yeah uh just maybe a bad a bad guy uh no from mary everyone has done stupid things they now regret some drinkers get happy or silly but alcohol seems to bring out uh buried hostility in you that is you're a mean drunk that doesn't mean you're a bad person you just have a demon inside of you who comes out when you turn the key of liquor. I like this guy's Bobby Pepper. Great name.

Former trauma psychotherapist. He says, Really? No, I doubt it. You were probably a good guy, but what you did was bad. And then what did and bad are all bolded. Try not to drink so much next time.

I do love all these people being like, we're worried about you. Bobby Pepper. That's a great name. Bobby Pepper. He's on Quora. He's a writer. He says,

how do I make a contribution? i.e. my short story, do I simply go to submit and drop it in there? Who are you asking? I'm going to write. To do a short story on Quora, you just kind of flop it off. Dark cowboy. I'm a dark cowboy. I was thinking about this earlier today,

where I was thinking about someone who got drunk and said something crazy to me, and then I came to the conclusion that they are a bad guy. That they were a bad guy. Like they just happened to be drunk, and then the bad sort of came out a little easier. You're embarrassing yourself. You think that's why? I think it was because I'm pretty. Did I ever tell you about this story?

About how beautiful you are? I'm going to ask me about striking beauty. Do you know, is it too annoying to sort of bleep a name? No. No. It's very easy. One time. We've never done it before.

We've done it before. We'll try it. I've bleeped many names on this pod. I mean. A shame to bleep, but we will. I know, sorry. But as soon as you say, I know someone who's kind of an asshole, You don't even need to say it.

Donald Duck. We all know who we're talking about. One time this person... I always have to do it two times. It's not hard. It's easy to do. It was like I had just started doing comedy. I had been doing it for maybe like two years,

and I was at the Punchline Comedy Club. You're wearing a ballroom gown. I'm wearing a long ballroom gown. I'm dancing around, and I'm twirling around. Everyone's looking at me. Wow. The queen of the ball. And my friend was opening for him, for them.

It doesn't matter. You shouldn't give too many details because people will track it down. No, they won't figure it out. So I went to go to the show, and I go. I've been talking to the headliner. The headliner is drunk, really, really drunk, like drunker than I've seen. Respect. Like an adult up until that point.

Had they gone on stage already? Yeah. this was after the show and he comes up to me he goes you look like trinity from the matrix oh and i go oh cool thanks and he goes she's a dyke i know what and he goes you're a dyke oh and then he went like dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke dyke again i really do think people will solve this puzzle this could be anybody you know how many comedians that are in his world that's very funny uh yeah and then later in the evening he was doing sort of a bit where he would pick he was picking up the phone at the club and talking into it and

his bit was yes president obama you're an n-word no and he really made himself laugh with that that's a crazy bit to do the bleeping is killing me but we gotta do it i i have heard rumors that this person does love a slur. Oh, really? I don't know. I haven't heard it from anyone real, but I remember that was going around on the Who Weekly.

I have a friend who was really into Who Weekly, and there was a Facebook group where people would share celebrity gossip, and they were like, this person, apparently in private, Mr. Slurs. Is Who Weekly the Grinches magazine? Yeah, what is it? Who Weekly is a very famous podcast

about celebrities that is far more popular than ours. Okay, and it just happens to be hosted by the Grinch. Their whole thing is that I think it's like

the premise. Who cares? Boom. Boom. And it's hosted by Bobby Pepper. Jeremy destroyed. I have not listened to it. Jeremy compromised

to a permanent end. The premise is they try to figure out which celebrities are who's and which are famous, I guess. Well, that's my best celebrity story.

It's a great one. You should go on that show. It's really good. Too bad we're definitely I mean, I think it's still a good story. It's great. But then from that story, I feel like you can surmise like, oh, this person is probably a bad person if that's what they're like when they. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, they sound bad. But I would say between that and the Bible, it's one of those the greatest story ever told. Yeah. I mean, this person doesn't sound like a good person in any story. But also, is Trinity a lesbian? No. She's in love with Neo.

Right. She wears pants, I guess. She does wear pants. I guess. She's got leather pants. Slicked back hair. I don't know. This person is...

I don't know why they said that about Trinity. Maybe... It's crazy. Yeah. And I didn't look like Trinity. Did you have short hair? Yeah. That's all it is, baby.

Does Trinity have short hair? Yeah, I guess she does have short hair. I thought she was... Famously so. It's slicked back. You know what? This guy doesn't sound that smart. He might just be kind of a...

I don't know where this is coming from. Maybe he's not bad. He's just not smart. I mean, you can be bad and not smart. And then you'd be welcome on our episode, Rogues Gallery. Oh, yeah. Should we have that person on our podcast?

Should we bring him on? Well, if they were, we couldn't say that that was their story. I don't think we would. He's a bad guy. Give me another question. One more question. Just a quick one now.

Why does hatred make me feel better than love? That's because you are Sith. Yeah, you're a dark lord. Psychology facts. You're a dark one. Wait, what's the question? Why does hatred make me feel better than love? Oh, because you're dark, Lord.

That's what I said. Do you think that this is someone who likes to hate others or to be hated? They are warned by the hate. Versus loving others or being loved. Do you think anyone loves being hated? Oh, yeah. Sort of internet trolls. Yeah, I do.

When my haters are out there, my many enemies. I bet there are a few. Well, first of all, there are people who have fetishes for shame, right? Yeah. Also, people have fetishes for shame. Do you think Donald Trump has that? No, I think he likes being liked. I think he loves to be liked.

But he loves his haters. Yeah. I think he's trying to win them all over, but I could be wrong. The haters made him famous. Haters made him. You know what? Maybe they like that becoming famous angle of it, and that could be a real exploration.

But we have an answer from a PhD neuroscientist. Read it. This is Nicole Gravagna. Gravagna. Gravagna. Nicole Gravagna. Gravagna. Nicole says, you have made a decision that hate feels good and love feels bad.

She's like a sort of a caricature of an Italian. Nicole Gravagna. So it is that way for you. Hate is about separateness and love is about connection. Oh. You probably think you are different from other people. You might be a bit of a loner. Oh.

Choose to support yourself instead of others. Hate thoughts mix with loner thoughts. Hate thoughts mix with separateness thoughts. Since those things go together easy, you suffer less conflict hating. Wow. This is the smartest person on Quora. Love is about connection. Is that your Italian girl?

No, I was trying to do Russian. Love is about connection. Gravanya. Love creates a conduct. You must see yourself as connected to at least one person you love That's pretty good French This person is from all around the world Hate is harder to do something

Hate is fun Hate is fun, honestly Hating is really fun to do But it's only really fun to hate in a community Yeah It's not as fun when you're just hating on your own It's great to be in a hatred community It's fun to hate someone who's bad

It's fun to hate someone who's bad Like the Green Goblin who's like actually bad like the green goblin or someone who's not bad but uh is lucky oh you think you're better than me because you're the son of the green goblin the hob goblin only sometimes and you fly around on a purple sled this is from this question was from user whoa what just happened there user one two one write this down if you're listening if you're driving get out a pen 1 2 1 6 8 okay take this in sections 4 4 2 3 7 5 2 0 8 7 4 72 72 and that's how you'll remember if you click this it doesn't even show you their account which is so sad it's

no good but anyway that's why hatred feels better than love yeah thank you so much for writing in now it is time for our write-in segment at the end of rogues gallery and that is of course our famous right in a chorus segment is that okay is that okay do we have one on your desktop yes jeremy wow this is an exciting time go ahead and pull that up it's is that okay 523 i kind of sound like i'm saying is dad okay i i think it sounds like you're saying is claire okay is dad okay is dad okay that's okay that is not okay is claire okay all right which one hey coordinators this is question for claire um are women's bathrooms cleaner than men's is that not true i don't know i'm too afraid to ask the women in my life okay thank you this that's a really good question thank

you for writing in send us an email like quaraders at gmail.com here's the thing women's bathrooms are dirtier. What? Because they're peeing on the seat and they're using a lot of toilet paper and sometimes the toilet paper falls on the floor and then that gets all dirt on the toilet paper and then it looks like poopy toilet paper.

There's also blood that's happening. I think women clog toilets more than men because we're using more toilet paper and women can shit more probably. But because we can give birth, so I think we also can make bigger shits. But men's bathrooms... That's the last part you glossed over really quick. Because you give birth, you give bigger shits.

I think we can make bigger shits. That's just child's play right there. No, this is just something to think about. But men's bathrooms are stinkier because they're peeing on a thing. Like sometimes on a wall. It gets on the wall and the floor. yeah it's harder to clean yeah but there's less um piss like you don't have to touch the piss in the women's bathroom you're sitting on the piss constantly that's true you are always sitting

on the piss for pee pee is better for boy but for poo poo it's better for boy or for girl for girl no wait yeah but the pee men's pee smells i think worse what do we mean by better hold on i don't know how about new here's my beef with this question and thank you for sending it is that as a man you assume oh i don't know about women's bathroom so i should ask a woman but women don't know about men's bathroom unless they've you have to ask someone who's been in both i've been in both it's good to just check out the other one the thing is sometimes women's bathrooms will have like a couch no not as much as you not as much as they should i went to the wrong gender neutral bathroom the other day and i felt real dumb about it you ever do that i was at i was at

the new ucb theater ever heard of it and they have two bathrooms and they're both gender neutral and uh one of them is gender neutral bathroom and i didn't realize that the other one is gender neutral bathroom parentheses with urinal yeah and it was like clearly like yeah they're both this was clearly once the men and women's bathroom and i went to the one without the urinal because i just didn't read it and it was all women waiting for me and it was all men wow and i felt dumb urinals uh yeah urinals are stinkier that's why they have little cakes to make them smell better you know while we're on the subject aim it i just want to say that the urinal is such a blessing and every time you go to any public bathroom you're always going to see

a line at the girls bathroom and it's not due to the natural fastidiousness of women and that they have to powder their ears just so it's that they can't just blast it at the wall while on their phone checking their phone yeah looking at it getting lost in it when i go to the urinal if i don't take out my phone okay i don't have my phone on me i feel lost i feel lost and scared it's like i will literally grab my phone and it's not there and i'll go oh my god i never thought about that it's so good the modern man peeing has a phone we're all on as the zipper comes every single one of us comes out yeah that's a new phenomenon because then you don't have to look at you don't have to think about looking at someone's penis yeah because you're like i'm on

my phone this feels like this is what's wrong with america now it's a big part this is why we're all sort of afraid of each other because we're not letting each other sort of glance at each other we're not looking over and saying we're all the same size you know what's uh happens man at um i go to a lot of concerts uh for bands who are where most of the people are men in their 50s to 80s uh-huh in the audience real jazz head so whenever we go to the you go to the women's bathroom at a show like that the women are always like wow this is the first time there's been a line for the men but not for the women and then all the women amongst themselves go this is great it's not great though is it but it's not as great as you think no it's fun that we all get a little

chuckle out i hate that i when i feel like such a sucker and i'm like wow it's just a stereotypical boy at the waiting in line for the boys bathroom at the jeff rosenstock show yeah exactly i feel stupid here i am at metallica and the longest men's room line that's ever been i feel like freaking sand man we're all uh doing uh that's been the show thank you so much for listening come to the live show i guess which is soon it's on the 22nd yeah we never said the name the time union hall june 22nd 22nd tickets in bio crazy tits in bio taken by upskirts in bio sunday 5 p.m nice early early early show if you jack off to this show you have to pay us money bye-bye bye kisses

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