Quorators - Safari Zone w/ merritt k

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What if trees could walk and talk? How would forests change?   Will chimpanzees rip your face if you don't look at them just right?   Bats' schlongs hang out when they are sleeping upside down. Why?   --- Follow merritt on BlueSky @ https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

oh so usually alex presses the buttons yeah and um and so we're lost without him it really is what he's good for it's the one thing his fucking massachusetts brain can handle it's these buttons boston beans baked beans of a brain did you see they added the chicago bean to new york have you seen this what you know the chicago bean yeah i mean i i know of it there's one in new york now the mirror bean since they've since you've left merit they've replaced you with the chicago bean oh my god yeah and everybody's like looking in it and going so what does chicago have now it's nothing look this is it's the beam but they've thrown it into fucking midtown or whatever oh yeah it's to keep up a building it looks like and it's working they've put the bean to work

no i've seen this yeah i think i've walked past this before it makes me so mad it does look like They're just like, oh, let's just put that under there so it stops wobbling around. It does look like that. It is weird. Cool. Anyway. I don't know if I'll cut that from the podcast, but it did piss me off what I heard about it for some reason.

Because it's my one reference for Chicago. I've only been there once, and I always just want to throw the bean in there, you know? What about the World's Fair? Don't know about it. That's in Queens. You can't trick me. It's bean time. Welcome to Quoraiders, the place where we Quora and we go on the internet, Quora.com specifically.

That's the one. It's Jeremy and Claire, no Alex. He's nowhere to be seen. He's gone. We've kicked him off. You guys have not been on an episode together in a while. Yeah, I wonder why. There's some sort of drama going on. We've got a great guest all the way from Canada. We've got the wonderful Merrick K. Merritt what's up you've been on this website quora.com I've been on it yeah

any hot takes on it up and down what's the prangant post was that from quora or was that from yahoo answers unfortunately what's the prangant post there's like this famous like what is it how do I know if I'm pregant or something

how do I know if I'm pregante it's like a famous yahoo answers question which is the predecessor quora is like that but like more like web 3.0 brand yeah it's like yahoo answers money from it yeah yeah yeah it's like jordan peterson right it's like um people trying to figure out i don't know trump who trump is what is yeah it's it's in the same bucket in my head as wiki how yeah yeah i'm just like oh these are sites that pay someone in another country like 40 cents to answer 100 questions and it's like not

viable even there but people are still doing it and have like 10 000 answers like whatever like on their badges yeah specifically with wiki how i just found out that they hire um people in the philippines to draw those crazy sort of um detail-less faces the tracings of seinfeld episodes yeah basically they trade seinfeld there was about that yeah that's like the pregante of i didn't know that wow that's sad does it look like the seinfeld guys i'm looking it up oh this is how to become like latvian orthodox how do you know this is just ai oh that's it see this is everything it's ruined everything fun has it ruined quora uh yeah there's all sorts of ai answers on quora now but quora is what questions it's about five to six to ten years yeah something like that right

they don't have pictures yet questions and answers i feel like that's great because then we can just leave the air to do both sides of it and we can go off and do whatever whatever is left on the internet which is nothing no yeah there's no good website i was complaining about blue sky to someone yesterday and and i was just like there's no website left it's the there's nothing good anymore yeah i mean i am contractually obligated to to plug the one good website i work for oh sure which is uh sean baby and brockways by 1900 hot dog yeah yeah it's they pride themselves as being like the last comedy website because yeah there's just nothing it's just a blasted wasteland at this point but um it's good though there isn't even like a comedy central anymore no they killed it

it's dead it's decentralized comedy has become balkanized we need a new app we need a new website we need something cool for once are you just on instagram yeah but even that i'm like i need something like that but different in it and not that yeah i don't like um the picture ones i'm not good at picture stuff no i resent i resent pictures and video i'm a text cell you're all words i'm a word cell yeah less nice way of saying it why is my cat attacking my microphone what are you doing oh my god this guy so every week we go on a space which is basically a sub reddit this one is um interesting facts ever hit that red button space of the week this is our space of the week interesting facts ever i really like that it is not

there's no adjective on it it's just these are the interesting facts ever you ever heard about this or 85 people are following there's 85 people a space for interesting facts ever and they have two contributors and there's all these questions i really like what are the risks of adopting a baby i don't know why these are facts what did you hate to learn to wait in life none of these have answers though they're interesting that's for sure One of the honest facts about people that just won't swallow. What is that? I can't tell if this is all like AI or written by someone intentionally trying to be funny

or someone whose first language is not English. A lot of it is people who live in India. Right. Yeah. This question is from Amelia Mikey. Their account has been banned. For asking about swallowing. What are the unique rules in Japan?

Yeah. What are the unique rules? Just generally. she cannot get an answer on anything that she's asking though she's only what are you what's your biggest secret that you would share anonymously is her one poe gash says a question as bold as it is paradoxical shut the fuck up wait he's an independent surgeon you're not allowed to do that like quote i'll quote you you know appendectomy whatever you need i'll do it but i don't know i'm sick of these corporate surgeons you have to like go to the fucking hospital to get them

I'm like, fuck off. Come to my apartment. No, my surgeon, you wouldn't have heard of him. He's like really indie. He's not asking. He basically is just like commenting on the question. The question here being, what is your biggest secret that you would share anonymously? He's just kind of commenting on it.

He doesn't have an answer. That's not a person. This is 100% an AI. Like the way that with the bolding and the tabs and the italics. Yeah. Dr. Pogash, surgeon and health expert. I don't think you're a real man at all. yeah whenever they say like let's dig deeper right no one's ever saying that for real

that's an ai pretending to be a deep person no one has ever dug deep uh i just wanted to see this this guy's secret but he won't he says i won't share my secret fuck off that's that question maybe this this this quarter space isn't as good as i thought it would be because there's no answers how to become smart in all fields that's a great question i would say all the questions are really really good jeremy just um no answers yeah they're too good these questions are like like no one can really face them because they're just too weighty yeah if i'm wanted by b-i-n-c-i-a masada mi6 and interpol how do i prevent them from finding me what did you do it's unanswerable that's i don't know the answer to that question but you should ask him this is also amelia mikey the fuck did

you do why was she banned what did you do to amelia mikey is ai banned from being ai oh you think she's an ai generated wait is she the ai from mission impossible that's wanted by a cia yeah this is a guy that tom cruise is trying to take down she she writes for info ago which i think we have seen before the other last good website it's this and one uh is it 1900 hot dog i mean traditionally it's pronounced 1900 but i mean that's like the i've never heard it yeah 1900 hot dogs is this Canadian based no

it's American you should really know about it Claire I can't sanction it okay well fuck this let's just go on to our main questions which is I found a bunch of animal questions for us and this is safari zone Claire there's no way you're going to find out which one of this is the tiger

but I dare you to guess no that's a police but maybe that's a cutting commentary on the police that we thought that that was a tiger. Wild in the streets. Whatever.

Okay. Cora's gone wild. Okay, here's a question. What if trees could walk and talk? How would forests change? Do you guys have thoughts on this? This is basically Lord of the Rings.

Lord of the Rings, yeah. Yeah. How would forests change? They would move a lot. We would burn them down immediately. Yeah. It's like that movie The Happening.

Remember that? Where the trees start killing people and the moral is like, oh, we'd all learn to live in harmony with nature. it's like no no day one we're nuking every forest that's it immediately we're just like a new thing we can kill right how exciting that would be so fun honestly to just like have an axe and be able

to like do whatever you want in that forest you could do that right now i know but there's no pain we need them to breathe if they were moving they were a threat if they were a threat suddenly self-defense if they killed my mom or something a tree killed my mom's that would suck redwood killed me mom is this a reference to something no but it sounds like it should be yeah it feels like it should be from an old movie or something like a british tiktok i like this related question if trees could speak what would they say they do technically talk to each other through their um i want like a risal network the fungus two nerds i almost said tendrils which is not That could be, it could be a tendril.

Trees can have tendrils. No one knows. I mean, you can't see under there. Has anyone asked a tree? If it has tendrils. Trees can talk. Yeah. I've got tendrils.

They're all British. I think trees are generally British creatures, which is why I don't like them and I don't respect them. There's no real, there's no real answers on this. There's all answers to these related questions that I'm not really interested in. I want to know what happens to the forest. There's really one answer here from this guy named Robbie who says, well, we have chainsaw So they should keep their opinions of a solid just kind of what I'm talking about. Yeah, we would turn on trees

I mean, we already have turned on trees, but if they're talking back to us That's it. It would be better for like the like the stereotypical like tree hugger, right? Like those people people people would try to fuck a tree. Yeah, sure A little bit. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Yeah, just seems painful to me. Yeah bark It's like it wears down enough Polish that tree up skateboard grinding whatever the fuck they use on like curves wax sex wax yeah sex wax do they make sex wax this person is called dragon really this is the person who asked the tree question

he's uh from san francisco his name is dragon really he's a learning who try i'm a learner who try and trying not trying hard enough he's got 10 questions he asked the tree question he wants to know what's so great about gravitational waves what is so great i don't know i don't have an answer to that if we replace all the world's oceans with jello how would it affect marine life i would i think it would be bad for marine life i don't think there's any fish that would survive that i don't know probably the weird one jellyfish jellyfish oh yeah they would be thriving they'd love it like it's all me i guess that would be like this is like this is like an xkcd question like yeah that site and like he published those books that are like how how would the ocean change

turned into Jell-O. Probably this was in that book. Yeah, that's probably right. And then you get some scientist characters. Well, chemically speaking, the composition of Jell-O and it's like... And he's drawn in with a little hat so you know he's the scientist character. Yeah, exactly. Is that guy's name Randall something? Yeah, Randall. Something M. I don't know.

Randall Park. Yeah. That was him. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know XKCD, Claire? No, I don't. There's so many websites. XKCD is a famous webcomic. Old webcomic. It's like the most famous web comic oh these guys black and white stick figures it's about science and shit yeah it's been around for like 40 years before the internet was ever existed i don't know

damn it's just always been there as long as the internet has been there there's been there's a guy with the hat and he's been condescending to the guy without the hat so the guy with the head is the smart guy yeah that's generally what it is that's funny yeah it's pretty cool stuff you gotta check it out yeah hey just just a recommendation just yeah this indie uh any comic xkcd check out cyanide and happiness while you're at it all sorts of 2008 2009 wait how old are you old enough god damn it are you trying to figure out i need to find out if you're the same age as jerry i will say i was very excited to see that there was a new homestock video on youtube this week so that should give you an idea you're probably young we're probably

i'm 31 oh really yeah i don't know if that's i'm also definitely 31 i just don't maybe i just don't know the internet that's good though i guess that's good you're doing things in real life i'm i'm i was born in a time when the internet didn't exist in what 1988 or whatever 1990 and then by the time y'all were born the computers were up and running so my point three years my point being we're in totally different worlds yeah i'm i mean i'm definitely on tiktok and have been since you know it started tiktok makes me feel sick like i feel like i've taken some sort of i love it and i'm on it all the time and i understand it i'm not like 45 years old um i i truly hate tiktok i assume you're joking that you're not on it oh

yeah no it's a nightmare it's a living nightmare bad for your brain it will turn you into soup yeah yeah no i it's like that is the point where i was like oh i'm a boomer now yeah like i'm like no short form video is like no it's like it turns your brain into into sludge for sure yeah that's how i feel it should have all just been short form entertainment like like what quibby yeah i when we lost quibi that's when we went wrong you know everything we failed i mean like not quibi but like in in asian countries i think they're doing their own quibis that are like way more popular than anything in the world they're like 30 second uh like rom-coms that are uh vertical video we need to bring innovation back to this

country yeah like it's ridiculous that you know that's why these tariffs are a really good idea if we want our own quibi we need our own quick bite america can't compete in the global marketplace we need these tariffs so that we can have our our own you know domestic yeah yeah where you could turn the screen both ways bring short-form video manufacturing back damn those were the days trump might start his own sort of quibi oh sure some sort of like patriot quibi chompy i'd write for it i need a trippy trippy oh wait that's i think that's like a lesbian thing actually i forget what it is uh let's ask cora what is tripping you know what don't ask don't ask cora tripping tripping lana i bet she knows what it is who thinks tripping

feels amazing and wants to get off talking to me about it comment on here and let me know i'm gonna comment only question she's my answer i'm gonna say trying to learn what it is let me know this is like a hundred percent a guy yeah yeah almost every one of these of these questions is just a man trying to get someone else to like talk about right yeah uh all these questions like can i see you jerk off just you in like the kind of like broad sense like this one is just telling on themselves how do you masturbate and get the best pleasure out of your penis as a 14 year old oh no oh no that's totally a pedophile being like i'm a scientist i like to think it's a boy just trying to get the most out of life yeah just trying to figure out how he's implicated us in a crime

yeah that's true by asking i mean i didn't want to core is like 95 pedophiles for real we should be doing pedo watch okay the pause between we should be doing was really freaking me out

because we should be doing some sort of pedophilia for these this content oh no pedo yeah we should have a pedo watch button pedo spotted

we have that button do we yeah it's uh this one anglo spotted damn yeah I just fucking

got their asses got their ass well sorry for tripping Lana I hope that um we can get an answer we'll never know okay here's another question will chimpanzees rip your face if you don't look at them just right i think yes yeah don't they like famously like rip everyone's faces off that's like their whole thing maybe if your vibes are bad yeah well i mean that's what basically the

question if you get the vibes are bad if you smell bad if you're like kind of shiny yeah if you're like really sweaty if you smile at them right there's that woman they love it they love me because they're always doing that yeah they're great they're just like really chill happy guys if you're listening you should try to smile like at a chimpanzee just go to the zoo every day smile at them and see if you can get inside the area too yeah try to like uh steal the the zookeepers keys like it's a i feel like it's a similar thing to like when you see a cop when you want to take their gun yeah the impulse to take oh i mean they will shoot yeah the zookeepers will shoot you with a gun all zookeepers have one gun on them well like how do they i mean like

someone at the zoo has to have like something right? Yeah. Like a taser or like a dart gun. Yeah. That's for just rowdy tourists. Yeah. Cops should have tranquilizers. They do. Do they? But they just also have the yellow one is right is a taser.

No I'm saying they need like dart guns like a blow. Yeah. That would be great. They have to have the little like blow dart. Before you can become a police officer you have to hit a fly with the little they'd still find a way to just kill people by accident they wouldn't they would hit

they'd be like 50 subway riders were tranked today by the police by accident exactly because one guy uh skipped out on paying three dollars they tranked the entire a train ricocheted around the car and hit everyone damn it is expensive 290 is expensive yeah it's a lot of money it's crazy look i'll take the risk of getting tranked yeah it's worth it that's like what that's you know free downers basically yeah that's what'll happen people try to get yeah exactly and then you'd be calling it trang tranked the trank challenge on tiktok i'm on my way to see like an edm show so i have to hop the turnstile to get hit by a cop and fall into the i think i could fight a chimpanzee you think you could fight a chimp

yeah because this answer is saying like oh they have the upper hand they're far stronger than you faster than you and you don't do not understand their language i challenged uh several of those points i think i i've been taking kickboxing and i just started doing brazilian jiu-jitsu okay and with my two brazilian jiu-jitsu classes i think i could fight a chimpanzee they're like two feet tall how strong could they be they got they'll have those big muscles like how strong could they be i think you probably they're not trained they're only walking they haven't trained that oh that's true yeah i do like to walk on their arms a lot which is like why that one dog woman is so buff you're talking about that dog woman yeah the dog woman isn't there a woman who like pretends to

be a dog is like a horse woman i mean there's a lot of horse women yeah there's a girl she walks around like a dog i mean like does she like do the the arm like fold it up she fully is just this isn't helping me at all i don't know what this is there's this woman for those listening this is a woman who's making sort of like dog hand motion and she's got a collar i mean this is definitely a sex thing but um she says she always felt like a puppy according to this and it's now making six figures go off i guess i don't i don't know how you make money from that i don't know how that's a job but i obviously am not good at having one so i mean it's none of my business i guess but i i definitely feel some like some sort of weird sex thing i don't know just the collar

aspect of it i feel like is people are just giving her money yeah that's a whole thing anyway chimpanzees are fucking big as hell but they haven't learned um any sort of kickboxing they haven't learned brazilian jiu-jitsu yeah they have no answer to a triangle choke they're just so fucking they're not gonna be able to uh they are wow okay hold on is that real is that real oh that's okay see here's the thing is with hair they're like oh that's just like a little easy and then when you see them without hair it's like oh fuck that's like a brick shithouse yeah They look like Joe Rogan or whatever. They do.

They look like fucked up. They have like steroid gut. They look like Carrot Top. Yeah, they do look like Carrot Top. Can we Google Carrot Top real quick? We certainly can. And for the folks at home, you're going to want to Google Carrot Top along with us.

Carrot Top body. I'm the first person to ever look up Carrot Top body. Parentheses hot. Yeah, he's so fucking jacked. And he's the king of prop comedy. He should come back. I feel like now's the time. He should make like a weird right-wing turn

and return as like MAGA Carrot Top. Has he not done that? I'm sure he has. He was on Rogan. Apparently he was on Rogan, yeah. I think he's a centrist. I just love the idea of him pulling out right-wing props. The first right-wing prop.

Actually, he wouldn't be because Gallagher was like a right-wing prop comic guy. Yeah. Because he would go on like, like when he came back, I don't know if he was doing this in the 70s, but when he came back in like the 2000s, He was just like, what's with gay people?

And then just smashed a watermelon. That's so creepy. I saw him in like a half empty improv club. It was really weird. The first half he was telling jokes like that. He definitely used the word oriental at some point and how like they can't drive. Sure, Gallagher. Toward the end, he had his son come up and play sitar.

Whoa. His son who looked kind of like a Hare Krishna sit on the piano and play sitar. you know and it wasn't a great show i can't imagine it would be but it was definitely a show i was open for him in college but he backed out last minute yeah why'd he back out too oh he was probably drunk out of his mind yeah yeah it wasn't supposed to be at my school but it was like a guy there was this crazy guy who i went to school in upstate new york and the comedy scene upstate new york was like insane everyone had nicknames and shit so there was this one weird dude who would like really loved me and would just like put me on shows and he was gonna do

like three shows with Gallagher and he was going to have me open and I was like my plan was to smash a grape on stage

because I thought it would be funny to smash a smaller he would get so mad at you he would be really mad and probably kill me he'd ask you for money

probably yeah he invented that yeah he did kind of I thought it would be a fun way to open but it didn't end up happening it was really sad

well rest in peace rest in peace to Gallagher his brother is still around right doesn't he have a brother who like ripped off yeah his brother is still doing the bit I think

that's so funny Gallagher 2 Gallagher 2 Damn, that sucks. We need a Carrot Top 2. A sequel to Carrot Top. I'm sure there's one out there. Top Carrot.

It's Carrot Bottom. Carrot Bottom, yeah. That makes way more sense. What I never got about Carrot Top, though, is the top of a carrot. Is green, yeah. Famously green. He's a Carrot Bottom. Damn.

You heard it here first. Carrot Bottom top. Yeah. The top of him is the color of a Carrot Bottom. i guess that's not as catchy carrot bottom top all right let's get back to this website sorry yeah chimpanzees the comments here i think are probably all gonna feel like you should not fight a chimpanzee there's only one only one instance of a chimp ripping a face off and i think that's the one everybody knows is there not i feel like

there's multiple no i'm sure there are well if i you know what you gotta do first is go for the face yeah that's that's honestly incredibly smart of that chimpanzee area yeah and then you can wear it and mock them what chimpanzees love to do is to be like i'm you now i'm gonna have sex with your wife that's what they did to that woman what woman there was some woman who like went to the zoo every day and smiled at chimpanzee and then he eventually like broke free and murdered her right isn't that a story there's so many stories is that a story there's so many of it i mean i I don't know if it follows the hero's journey.

I don't know if that's the meaning of the goddess or whatever. Chimpanzee can't use gun though. They could. They have thumb. If they accidentally do something. They could, but they won't. But they won't. People can use

guns, so I feel like we have a gun-based advantage. Women paid horrifying price after making eye contact and smiling at gorilla. That's a gorilla. That's an entirely different animal it is a different animal that's right a woman claimed that she and the ape used to laugh together that's really funny to boquito there was nothing funny about her behavior that's yeah it is there is a you in there uh i i that's very funny this is lad bible this is lad bible one of the

worst websites i i love that she was just like we were just fucking joking around yeah you can't laugh at the gorilla they will kill you i guess she survived with animals you're not really supposed to look them in the eye. Why is there just a video of fucking Brian Cranston on Hot Ones in the middle of this? Did he talk about this?

Does he turn into the gorilla? I'm watching this video. TV methamphetamine the way we made it I don't care about this. This is nothing. This has nothing to do with this. This is just because

it's Ladd Bible so I think they were like contractually obligated to put Brian Cranston in every 20 seconds. You've seen the Robin Williams gorilla thing, right? No, what is this?

I mean, just search robin williams gorilla i i want to make sure i get it right because they don't want to like besmirch him but okay yeah he's hanging out with coco he was hanging with coco but i feel like he talked one time about how a gorilla kept like touching his nipples oh well coco kept signing that she wanted to have sex oh yeah oh coco you dog because he's so hairy is coco the one who like killed all this cats no which one is that a cat friend right multiple cat friends i think They all disappeared. Coco, I'm coming for you.

Speaking of early internet, remember when the cats in the jars? Yeah, bonsai kittens. Bonsai kittens. What is this? Bonsai kittens. Is this just you trying to prove that you know an early internet thing? No. But there was like a whole, I'm sure it was real, but there were like kittens grown in it?

Yeah, it was like one of the first internet hoaxes. Internet hoax. it was like oh in in japan they're doing this like unspeakably evil thing where they grow a kitten in a jar like a bonsai tree but it's a cat that's uh i remember getting emails about this in like hotmail yeah for real 1989 one year before you were born right when xkcd started um that's it's silly to put a cat in a jar and take a photo of it and be like this is what they're doing in japan well we didn't know it looks so real it does i mean it is real i mean they put that cat in there right i mean this was when people would believe anything they saw a picture of not like

today yeah where everyone has much more sophisticated yeah everything's just fucking ai here's the ai one oh wow ai bonsai kitten the full circle wow that makes me want to do that Bonsai carrot top. Here's a better question. I want to like shape his hair into something. This quarter user wants to know, bats, schlongs hang out and they're sleeping upside down. Why? Is that true?

Do they hang out? I've seen a bat. I mean, it's on Quora. Yeah, if it's on Quora, I don't know why the person would lie about it. Yeah, it's like it's already a fact. Why is it? There's one answer here from Sendera Dark Cloud who says, flip an answer number one. why not flip an answer number two ventilation what are you ventilating their baller the whole

their business i guess you know you let it air out yeah you gotta air out that that dick that bat dick i guess not me i wear underwear all the time i guess up until this point i had never even thought about the fact that bats had genitals yeah i never i'm not like i just never even like i don't know i mean like i guess rats i'm like okay well there are more rats so i assume they're doing that but like yeah it doesn't seem that's not lay eggs like they're kind of birds yeah they're kind of birds but then they're also kind of mammals i i mean all animals have their their schlongs hanging out so to speak true right i mean aren't they milo come over here are you pointing at the cat you google bat i'm not googling bat penis why not we already googled

carrot top it's the same shit you'll get batman's dick if you search bat dick what do you want me to look up bat don't google bat dick that's is that what you want me to google bat uh a bat's penis you're gonna get put on a list you gotta get duck duck oh okay you have bat sleeping okay so maybe you can you yeah because they cover wait there's one that's kind of open what's that This guy's opening up. I don't see a bat penis anywhere, let me tell you. I'm sure. I'm looking.

Is it like inside? That's what I assume. Like a dog, right? I would think everything with bats is sort of inside. Yeah, because they're flying. You got to be aerodynamic. Otherwise, it would just be like flapping around, hitting their sides. Bats have famously huge cocks.

It slows them down. They actually don't have echolocation. These are huge cocks to sort of bang around and not run into anything. Yeah, it's at cock location. Whoa. That's what they call it. That's the scientific term. Oh, there are actually two secret answers here.

This guy says, only from the male bats. Shut up. Oh, wow. Wait, in Liverpool. Incredible. These fucking Brits, dude. Telling on yourself. For this listening, you should make some dumb trans joke.

And then this other guy says, it is simple. Gravity is the force responsible. Thank you, Emilio, for having a real answer. That is literally the answer. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Where do you want to put them? Where should they go?

I want to see what the penis looks like. Phenomenal. I want to see the... All right, I'm looking up bat penis. I don't... There it is, Claire. No way. Look at it.

I mean, yeah, it's... That's what a normal penis looks like. It looks like three little... Wait, zoom in in hands. What are you talking about? Okay, hold on. I'm going out to iStock. Can we...

Do we have to pay? to use this image we're paying 290 that's scary i don't like it whoa what is that that looks like a jack like when you play jacks i truly wonder if people can see this from outside i i don't i don't like it all right i'm putting it away this is bad we're putting the bat penis away it looks it's so interesting how can we go on quora.com and not end up looking up bat penis i don't think we can this happens every week um i mean it's different than i thought it would be i don't know where you'd put it so that's i think that's the answer it's just gotta hang it's a jack alex is really missing out on i'll tell him i'll just send him a picture of a bad penis after we record so he

knows what it looks like so that we can continue so we can do our live show next week oh shit our live shows next week yeah that's right okay i'm gonna apparently there's a funny answer for this one this question is do lobsters sleep on their backs and this guy or sorry woman sabrina kutcher from toronto kutcher sabrina she says that's a very interesting question worth going online to find out already great start uh but even though i don't know how lobsters sleep i have witnessed twice on a separate day a cockroach flip on its back and play dead like a dog and then flip back on its legs i've seen that yeah we've all seen that i know i don't like i just don't like the why do why do lobsters sleep on their back and she's like i have no idea i couldn't tell you

but one time i saw a cockroach but one time my dad said whatever um she says so maybe the reason why a lobster sleeps on its back if it actually sleeps that way is for humans and other species not to disturb it while it is sleeping because when you see something that looks like it is dead there is far less of a chance you will disturb it and something i have come to realize about this is uh when you realize things like that like what i have witnessed cockroaches do that is when you know it is time to invest in buying a camcorder to prove what you have witnessed is not your imagination but something actual has occurred what is going on this is answered in like 1994 do you not have a how long is this who is doing this witnessing the behavior of cockroaches which

does not mean i want to live with cockroaches after having read different articles from different sources stating that cockroaches are intelligent insects i kind of have a more clearer understanding of what they mean by how cockroaches are actually very intelligent insects from my experiences i even think it is possible to train cockroaches to breed less and possible to train cockroaches how to permanently and naturally exit out of houses and apartments on their own accord with its own little briefcase see you tonight honey uh it keeps you're describing joe's apartment yeah describing the movie joe's apartment i love that movie i've never seen it is it good i haven't seen it in like 30 years it was an mtv

movie it was you know the first mtv i'm not a big cockroach guy i don't really like them i don't like looking no you're not a fan of cockroaches i mean they have such a big community like fan community i know i know that no one likes them but i just they bother me so much i don't think i could watch a movie about them i think it would upset me that's like the one thing I could watch I think that movie Upset a lot of people Yeah probably

Have you ever seen Bug I've not seen Bug Michael Shannon No He's in it He thinks he's covered in bugs That sounds cool That sounds awesome

I think you should see it Yeah That's also gross When you were hanging out With Michael Shannon Last month Did you ask him about Bug No

Did you ask him about Any movies Any obscure Michael Shannon movies I was terrified To talk to him He's kind of An imposing figure Yeah

But he's kind of A goofball Yeah He just looks like that It's true Anyway but this keeps going. Okay, who, first of all,

this doesn't read like AI to me. No, this is too old, too. Also, it's from four years ago, so it probably isn't. This is Sabrina Couture. Who is doing this? I think it's just novelists. I think that a lot of people on Quora

are like failed writers. Yeah. We were talking about how you're a word cell, right? This is the website really to be on. This is like, I mean, we've talked about it a million times on this podcast,

but Jordan Peterson got his start on Quora answering questions because people were like, what should I do about my bedroom? and he was like clean it up and then people were like you gotta write this

into a book dude and he was like alright I'll do it he's Canadian yeah Claire's just putting all of Canada onto you he lives in Toronto

Sabrina Couture is from Toronto that's right and if you rearrange the letters Sabrina Couture you get Kermit the Frog Jordan

but yeah so that he got Cora created Jordan Peterson holy shit wow I thought he

I thought he got started from when he was teaching a class and someone was like uh my pronouns are they or whatever he's like i'm not gonna do that oh no and then he like was like a big news story and that was part of it okay but i think the book came from quora i could be wrong with this this is what i think abigail thorn told us on this podcast and i never looked into it so maybe she lied to me or was wrong but she's a youtuber but british yeah that's true she is british but those videos are so long they have to be right like three hours yeah there's evidence on both sides really it's like a complex like you

know argument can you imagine making a three-hour video i literally it's a movie it's a documentary people send me youtube videos that are like two hours long and i'm like no i don't know the longest i'll go i have like maybe two guys on youtube where i'm like i'll give you a 20 minute video sure but most of the time i'm like come on let's be serious i don't know and then people will be like oh well i just don't really pay attention to it the whole time and it's like then what What are we doing here then? Sometimes I just put on videos and let them ride while I do other stuff.

Just so I have someone to talk to. Yeah, that second screen content. Second screen. Who are you watching? Bon Appetit, people. Sure. I will say I did watch a big chunk of when that woman went to the Star Wars hotel.

Oh, sure. Jenny Nicholson. Jenny? Yeah. I watched a big chunk of that. That was like 10 hours or something, wasn't it? That was 10 hours. It's an old TV show.

But I checked in, I checked out. Same with the Beatles. Oh, Get Back. Get Back. I mean, that's the perfect one for that. Get Back should have been a YouTube video. Yeah. That should have had fucking, what's his name,

Peter Jackson talking to camera every like 10 minutes to be like, the Beatles are crazy. I'll give the Defunctland guy an hour to talk about the history of a hand sandwich or something. Oh, I like that. But like, that's the only guy really that I'll trust. I watched the H-Bomber guy video that was really long about the plagiarism thing.

Oh, yeah. I liked it but the whole time I was just kind of like and you should be thanking me for watching this whole video yeah I just don't care like usually when it's a video

that long I'm like everyone's like yeah it's a great video I'm like I'm sure it is but like I just don't really care that this guy did this stuff

no I don't really give a shit it's fine yeah also just like this answer is incredibly long it does keep going it's just can you scroll down

I want to see how long it actually is I think this is the end I like how long must we wait to live in a more humane world oh my god i don't even know where to find them to get some interest money dollar signs for in parentheses

week yeah we cut her idea she says on my idea if my idea is invented she says by now you'd think some humane activist and inventor would have invented by now built in outdoor exits in homes and apartments specifically designed for pests to recognize what it is for be for to be able to effortlessly exit from these exits by themselves without getting killed or like they need designated exits instead of the holes they already come in and out. How do you think they get in? You're describing one-way cockroach

dog doors. Like a tiny flap on the wall of your house that a cockroach can leave out of. And this is a woman who can communicate with the cockroach. Right. I think that would be fun. I want to see what this woman's deal is. Honestly, I

respect her answer. I respect that it has nothing to do with the question at all. I gotta up-dude it. I like it's nothing to do with lobsters the whole time she's like

kind of disrespected the lobster question yeah like this I forgot that we were on lobsters to be honest she's like if it even sleeps like that

I don't know do lobsters sleep do bugs sleep I have no idea do lobsters sleep in the night time that's a really good book for children

Sabrina Couture is interesting she has 1.5 thousand questions in 3.5 how Oh, she's got great answers.

I just, this is such an alien way of life to me. Yeah. I guess someone could say that about me too. Like they could look at my Twitter and be like, this person has like, you know, 50,000 posts or whatever. I'm like, what is this? But at least you're doing something. And is that, this is more something than Twitter.

I feel like. Yeah, I gotta be honest with you. She's out here writing essays about cockroaches sleeping. She's helping people actually. Yeah, evidently. Yeah, I think that this is the exact same thing as Twitter, honestly. she's answering the question do officers sleep on the back we're putting out 50 000 tweets answering the question that's like is it pedophilia to date a short woman or something

so i don't really think it's that she might be making money from this yeah yeah like you know i made maybe 200 from twitter before they changed the rules did they change it oh yeah so for a brief period it was like just you got paid based on views and then i think they realized like oh shit this is just causing people to become insane and right just engagement baits yeah and then they're like they changed it so that it's just engagement from other blue checks oh um and i haven't even really been on twitter in like the last few months because i'm kind of over it but uh yeah so they were like oh people figured out how to scam this so we got to change it to like engagement from other blue checks is how you make money when did that happen like late last year

really yeah because i they were like oh do you want to buy a year of twitter blue for like 30 and i was like i guess i don't know because i made sure a couple hundred dollars off at the first month and like i still it still did but it was like oh i'm just not ever getting paid from this again because i'm not using twitter anymore and not engaging with blue check people they all pay so little i facebook and instagram have been randomly have been like we're gonna start paying you money for posts and then like we sent you three dollars yeah well occasionally you'll see things like on twitter i don't know there are still some blue check people who make a lot who are just like posting the krassensteins or something yeah yeah or like there was something

recently of like a musk like dm some woman who was making like ten thousand dollars a month on twitter she had subscribers yeah okay yeah and he was like well you have my baby yes and she was like no and then he cut off yeah and what a bad website the whole thing was the other story with that was that he wanted to build like a ranch for all of his mother's nightmares it was gonna can you imagine living there where like all the only thing you have in common is you live in like an apartment building a complex where every one of you has an iwan baby but you've never fucked him it's like big love but just like no bill paxton so it would be a good sitcom i mean the iwan mommies they all have one baby who's super smart and they all have crazy names what's up

I don't think it's freaky. Yeah, it is freaky. I don't know, though. It's good money. It is good money. I would take an Elon baby if I could. Elon, give me the baby. For that cash?

Actually, I don't know if I would. It does seem like a big problem, but he's probably going to give me a lot of money. Have you seen Sperm World yet? I've got to watch Sperm World. I'm going to watch it. Do you know about Sperm World? It's the sequel to Rap World. Yeah.

How do I know about Sperm World? You're very online. You know more about the internet. it's more it's actually cinema now this is the real issue yeah we're on the internet you're friends with like directors yeah you know the director is uh it's what's his name in this one michael shannon yeah yeah it's about a bunch of people jacking off onto michael shannon it's actually a it's on pornhub you can stream it live it's about how there are people who sell their sperm instead of through sperm banks they just do it off the grid yeah uh black market sperm

literally guys jerking off into cups in like parking lots and then a woman is like so desperate oh my god that's one of the most upsetting things i've ever heard but they're what people one israeli guy right who has like a thousand kids because of it yeah he has got that what's the the fetish when you want to have a lot of kids i don't know uh fucking um it's whatever you want whatever it is whatever elon has it's the fetish is just like i guess con yeah get my sperm out there sperm world

it's like it's like the indie surgeon thing like oh yeah no I'm like an indie sperm donor I don't go through the record labels

you know my releases are just like on band camp yeah it exists it's like a drug dealer you have to like listen to a record

while he like gets your sperm ready for you I mean you go to his apartment and just like sit there like oh great how long do I have to hang out with this guy

yeah well he jacks off into a cup sometimes there are guys who will do it with you but you do and then you're just so checked out and then they just very like okay so let's get the job done and if then you put your legs up and what's the buffalo uh 67 66 guy what's oh vincent gallo have you seen his website no it's from like 2000 and but it's just like kind of unchanged i think but one of the services he offers on that site is his sperm oh that's crazy he charges like oh my god tens of thousands of dollars but also he is like extremely racist

and like yes has all these like requirements about like uh so if you go to uh merchandise for those who are listening vincent gallo is like a very very far right nut job who has made who made like a bunch of movies like director and actor one successful movie and then which is like a decent movie yeah like it but it's like weird knowing that he's a psycho though because it's like kind of creepy. His music is kind of good. Yeah. Rice to his band.

If you go to Miss Memorabilia, I think it's on there. I do think that that, Buffalo 60s, this is crazy. He's got gloves. He signed a copy of a Duchamp book and was selling that.

He's got a lot of t-shirts. Wow, that's so crazy. Some sort of drumsticks. He's like my classic, like one of the go-tos when people are like, it's impossible for Republicans to make good art.

I'm like, Buffalo 66 actually has some good stuff in it. I wouldn't even qualify him as a Republican. Yeah, he's just a crazy guy. He's just a maniac. He's a big Trump guy, though. Yeah, I don't know where it is on here.

I don't know. I fully believe that he's doing this. He might have ran out of cum. Oh, shoot. He's sold out. He probably did. Yeah. Personal services.

Oh, personal services, yeah. Okay, so he's, yeah, he's like, I remember it. Oh, my God, $50,000 you can pay to fuck Vincent Gallo. It says, Vincent Gallo Evening's Weekend's Escort. Wish, dream, or fantasy with Vincent Gallo. Ladies only, come on. Have you ever watched a movie and fallen in love with one of the actors, the way they looked or the character they played? Afterwards, you thought of them over and over, daydreaming, imagining sexy things.

When I was very young, I was madly in love with Tuesday Weld and Charlotte Rampling. On my 14th birthday, I went to see the film Rolling Thunder and had my biggest crush of all on the actress Linda Haynes. What is going on here? I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny, have decided to make myself available to all women. all women who can afford me that is for the modesty of 50 000 plus expenses i can fulfill the wish dream or fantasy of any naturally born female you know what i mean look okay wait you you're skipping to oh sorry the best parts heavy set older redheads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill also redhead yeah like and then also at the end there um female

couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a vincent gallo evening together for a hundred thousand dollars two hundred thousand buys the lesbos a weekend also that's not a discount because it's fifty thousand for one person so it's not like he's like oh i'll give you a deal no it's just yeah just explaining how money works right yeah it's like okay two times fifty thousand is a hundred thousand i'm willing to travel worldwide to accommodate clients however travel days are billed at 50 000 so it's a lot there's a lot it's a lot of money to fuck him unfortunately i wonder if anyone has bought it i sincerely doubt it potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from the brown bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully

accommodate all of me so the controversial scene is that he gets like he like did a real blow job in a movie right with chloe simon yeah and it was like what is it unclear if it was consensual clients who have doubt may want to test themselves with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me you may be surprised just how much you can handle and how good it feels vincent what are you talking about vincent that is so crazy how did we get here all right this oh there's a sperm for one million dollars you can buy his sperm great and he says it's a fifty thousand dollar value um good this is also really long yeah no it's also oh yeah no he's really anti-semitic what and under the laws of jewish faith the jewish mother would qualify a baby to

deem a member of the jewish religion this would be an added incentive for mr gala to sell his sperm to a jewish mother his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting would become a musical performer this connection to the jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the sundance film festival or an oscar i gotta say like as as evil a man this is i i kind of will always feel a little bit of um i don't know connection to a failed artist who's bitter that everyone hates him yeah and is uh will do anything you know what i mean he's just like writing screeds online about how he should get more oscars um that's crazy that's pretty great

You can only pay with cash, checks, or bank wire. No credit card payments. You can't scam Vincent out of his $1 million cum. Well, I could try. That is, so what is Rice? Rice is his band. Oh, okay. That's a guitar pick.

Sold out. Yeah, people are buying that one. All right, well, let me see how much we've been worth. No, this is all very important. This is really good stuff. Vincent Gallo lore. Let's do this last animal question. this is how do you reverse the curse of a black cat crossing your path i think you gotta walk

past it again or maybe you find a white cat white cat i think white cat's gotta be the move right white dog white dog even better because it's the opposite of cat white mouse that's like a lab top you gotta walk past the whitest dog of all time carrot top and he has to do a little joke for you where he pulls out a uh i don't know right wing prop what would a right wing prop be I'm trying to think of what it was I don't know like a bathroom sign or something I don't know

a MAGA hat is a right wing prop Donald Trump is a right wing prop of Elon Musk a young Hispanic man you pretend is your son I don't know a closet that you come in and out of

you get it? I get it They're in the closet. When you're on the sperm world. Yeah, it's just a bunch of Vincent Gallo's carrot top pulls it out after a joke. You want to see a million dollars? And he pulls out a bunch of jizz.

There's a comment here from Larry who says, hi Andrew, first you note how black the cat is. If it's not all that black, you can see stripes or it looks more red than black in the sun. That determines how much you need to do about it. Red? I guess that's a thing where if like you cats look red in the sun sometimes

cats are like pretty evil coded cats look red in the sun sometimes they're being charged up they're absorbing power they get like kind of red in the sun

they're absorbing solar energy they're gonna fire a solar beam at you on your next turn that's cool yeah they're pretty fucking cool where am I over here? Have you heard about these little guys? I love these little creators.

Y'all ever heard of doggos? I say put them in jars. I'm allergic. You are allergic. Hey, where are you? You're going in a jar. You're going in a jar tonight. You're going in the jar, bud.

Best to knock on wood. Immediately toss a pinch of salt. Are you sure? Yeah. He's not serious. He's like, oh, you're scared. Jinx, no take back. I don't know.

Whoa, wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. i don't know a lot of signs of protection sigils for protection yeah so there's um i don't know they're a bunch of circles i don't know how to describe these one just wiggly circles with drawings cool little drawings speaking of jordan peterson these look like the the drawing the diagrams in his book oh yeah like the earth realm yeah like that are describing like the combat mythology basically like earth realm the dark mother intrudes upon like the sacred masculine If Raiden shoots lightning at you,

you might turn into a woman. I'm so glad I don't know anything about that. Jordan Peterson, just really, really quick. There's a picture of him today. Have you seen his book, Drawings? Have you seen his children's book? No, I've not seen his children's book. It's really bad.

It's like Edward Gorey knockoffs. These are in his book, Claire. These kinds of diagrams where it's like, I have my TV turned off. It was like, no, no, you don't need this. No more Jordan, please. I could tell it was already going to be like, have you ever met someone who's having a schizophrenic episode

or something like that, and they'll write something or draw something, that's what that looks like. Yeah. The world of dark, it's intruded upon by the light realm, and the thing about the light realm is that it's ruled over by the skeleton wizard. And it's interesting, the Skeleton Wizard looks just like my father, but also your father. He has my father's face, but my mother's breasts.

But if you touch the breasts, the sun goes down. The cats don't turn red anymore like they used to. What happened to the red cat? Oh, see, the red cat is a symbol of communism. Yeah, there I am. Okay, great. I just want to make sure that this is still recording. A matriarchal world of darkness.

Beautiful. yeah this is the the diagram like in his book if for some reason you want to read this is someone like explaining the lore of a dark souls game like this is like completely this is what you hear claire when alex and i talk about halo on this podcast pretty much we'll see uh the the forerunners they built the halos to destroy godware don't even get me started on the fucking forerunners. Why are they called that? They call themselves the forerunners?

They ran before us. They would just call themselves the runners. What are the robot guys called who digitize people? Oh, I don't remember. Guilty Spark. I don't know. Yeah.

Anyway, I just like that it says sexual in quotes here. Sexual in quotations. Creative in parentheses. Sexual. Union. Yahweh, spirit of God, is somehow connected to,

what's that other egg? The void. The void, matter in the deep. And this whole chart is called The Matriarchal World of Darkness and there's a woman in a circle. That's half of it and then The Patriarchal World of Light.

Oh, yes, you're right. Oh, because women are dark. This is when men side and the dragon is eating its own tail and it's chaos. Classic women. And the dragon's doing, you know, dissent and disintegration.

Anyway, that's enough of Jordan Peterson. This is what this looks like to me. I don't know if this guy's joking about what to do. Wait, what are the popsicle sticks down there? It doesn't have to be. i mean i guess he probably is joking then get out the popsicle sticks you have been saving justin for this occasion make a batch of these and he's paying like to make like little triangles or whatever he's having a laugh he's having a laugh and he's bullying us i think our answer is much

better someone says why do you need to counteract it it's ridiculous superstition to think black cats are bad luck it's like you know it can't hurt to try just you know answer i'm still just i can't wrap my head around this website i know it's we decided it's basically just twitter but like it's just it's like kind of like a forum it's it's reddit but facebook is what it is that's okay that that's what quora really clicks for me it's reddit but facebook but for people who use the internet at the library you're not really we're actually the only people who have a pass to use quora outside of the library yeah it's a very interesting place and i'm so glad you've joined us oh yeah i want to see we have to also do there's a max documentary about luigi

I guess so. Who is Lishi Manjote? Yeah. Damn. That sounds like it would be really bad. Real quick, I want to see who this question asker is. This is from Mayoi, who's a video gamer, watcher of anime, love card, and board games. Holy shit.

217,000 questions. A lot of fucking questions. That's your girlfriend. Well, she's asking questions like all day. She's done three in the last 23 hours. Something about MapleStory. That's really old. this is a computer yeah i don't know i mean people have questions what led to the downfall of beyond

gaming platform people want to know what chicken dish do chefs actually cook at home oh that's a good question these are all about completely rent like what is this like a scam to like build up like core credibility and then you like get paid or something i think there is some way to get paid on this website i don't know how and we probably should have honestly looked up how to get paid on it considering we've been doing a podcast on it for 50 years or whatever but i i kind of do think this might be a person who is just like on quora the way that like other people are on the internet like if you're like you want to cook chicken but you don't want to google a recipe you just like ask quora you're like what's some chicken stuff i don't know people talk to chat gpt all day

that's true it's crazy that scares me yeah the people are like talking to chat gpt healed my past life yeah and i'm like wow so you first of all you believe that the computer is alive and also that you were like an ancient egyptian pharaoh like those are two like i didn't think those beliefs were compatible until just now but like player don't touch the cat you're gonna get sick i'm gonna touch the cat you can touch it touch the cat come here okay this is a devil quora um i'm gonna do we have hardcore gamers oh sorry go for it wait where is hardcore gamers like 10 to 16 hours a day be worried about the 100 million key press guarantee of steel series apex pro over the years i think um you should stop gaming so much may way i think that you

that's too much game 10 to 16 hours might be too much you're doing 10 to 16 hours of quora too yeah like i doubt that you're even getting those hours in because you're on quora too much i will say she is a contributor to the space artificial intelligence ai7 so maybe she is just a an ai of some sort which drives me mad and she has quora plus there's a quora plus yeah you could pay like eight bucks a month to have better quora there's like some answers will be locked behind it it's a whole thing like the more helpful answer yeah if you're like googling like um how do i uh i've just ingested poison what should i do like sometimes there'll be one that's like i'm a doctor and it's like pay us eight dollars through this oh my god it's pretty cool the internet is really bad great

website what a great platform for communication yeah knowledge that we've created it's really good stuff um we ever the end of every episode we've been getting a question from our listeners um this is called is that okay claire i think this is a pink button but i don't we've went through a lot of these right we did oh that one's blank that's that's terrifying i want to say it's like oh yeah well is that okay wow okay this is a question that someone sent in part of it is yelling at me for a different question but we'll listen to it question and you're all wrong except for claire jeremy wanted to let you all know the truth but the asparagus being able to smell asparagus pee is related to a genie it's a whole fucking stupid

npr about it you could just read something unless in your life okay thank you okay thank you for sending in that question for those listening you can send us a question at couriers at gmail.com and it's got to be under 30 seconds please not like this one that was one minute but um that is Was he recording from inside a cement mixer? I think this is actually someone who's going to serial kill me at some point. What question were they talking about?

So the question that they were complaining that I messed up was apparently people, it is a gene that whether or not you can smell asparagus in people's pee. Sorry. This question was something about cashews. Something to do with like if you're allergic to cashews and you

poop them, will your neighbors be mad at you or something? what can you be allergic to cashews at a thing i think you must be allergic to anything yeah you can be allergic to nut yeah yeah yeah that's real to vincent gallows that's the real sperm world that no one's talking about is the allergic suffering that does sound awful um if you are attracted to that that seems like it would be really bad i think people yeah people are allergic to cum yeah it's a huge problem out there i'm actually starting an organization to help raise awareness thank you that's so people who are aware to come um i'm actually starting a foundation for

guys who don't know how to record themselves voice memo yeah we've only had like voice recording technology for like what like 40 yeah trying to even think what technology would have been used for this like he's on like a like thomas edison like dictaphone yeah yeah he's rum he's oh shit i get so close to doing bane voice there i had to couch myself because i was like oh man well every time i say i was born i'm yeah um it sounds like this kind of sounds like what um maybe he's like communicating from the past oh like this sometimes when they do like ghost recordings and it sounds like it could be a ghost maybe this guy recorded it and sent it to us and then died and then it became a ghost recording and actually it sounded normal before

anyway you're gonna get grudged if you're allergic to cashews i would say don't eat them i think the question was his roommate is allergic to cashews and if he eats cashews and then uses the bathroom and his roommate get an allergic reaction from the toilet that's a good question uh i think you're using the toilet differently than i am uh don't drink the water from there don't like stick your hands in there yeah if you're i think you're fine if your roommate like likes to lick the toilet yeah yeah then it might be an issue you might have to like not eat cashews in that case i would also suggest asking the doctor these questions or quora yeah or quora has an answer but thanks for asking anyway thanks for asking that is what

the segment's all about it is it's all about questions um that's the podcast merit where Where could listeners find you at home and abroad? That's the wrong button. Where can you be found? Where can you be found on the web? Yeah, I'm mostly on Blue Sky these days. I'm just Maricay.com on there. And I have a game that came out in December

called Fledgling Manor. It's on Steam or Itch if you like Itch. It's a visual novel about a vampire reality show. Cool. It has 100% positive rating on Steam, which is cool. So, you know, 106 people who've reviewed it can't be wrong. Or they could be. But you can only find out by playing it.

That's right. You have to pay money to figure that out for yourself. Damn. I wish I had that money. You can find more of our podcast every Thursday. We go on other websites and read. Honestly, it's pretty similar to this episode. We've mostly spent this episode outside of court.

the kind of thing like if you were like wow i like that they went on vincent gallo's website then you should listen to the bonus podcast on patreon yeah we're basically there all the time yeah it's like that's the hottest social media site yes 2025 is vincent gallo's website if he we're just in the guest book like we're just hanging out in the guest book you know if he threw like an old school forum on there and then maybe one of those things that says how many times one has been on the website oh my god yeah i hit counter i would save the website i would save the internet yeah i'd be on there all the time discussing movies from 1997 or whatever anyway that's that thanks for listening uh goodbye