Quorators - Season of Love w/ Dan Yang

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I have two wives. Is that enough? How does a gentleman treat his lady? When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger? --- Follow Dan @ instagram.com/realdanyang Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Are you guys on video on your podcast? We are, but just we have a phone pointed at us and I feel like stuff is blocking us half the time. Oh, shit. We also have a phone pointed at you right now. Hey, brother, it's 2026. There's always a phone pointed at you. I feel like I'm at Walmart.

I've been putting the phone up high because everyone told me I made it too low, so now I made it high, but I feel like it's high. That was for upskirts. Is that what it was? People were like, you're trying to get up all your female guest skirts. I see what you're doing, that you're a perv.

There is something psychological looking up at the phone where it's a little bit like, yes, daddy, whatever you say. Yes, God. It's sort of a control thing is why I make it up there. And that's me. That's how we initiate sexual control. Well, with that out of the way, I'm ready to hit the theme song, and I'm going to dance ever just slightly.

Wow. Did you make that? Yeah, my friend made it. Oh, wow. Alex is the robot voice. I am the robot voice. So that's not a real robot. Few people know that Alex is the robot.

It's not a real robot. It's Alex. Although, you know what? This is the real lore is that people thought it was just me with no filter doing that voice. I did put a filter on it. I can't just do like organic deep metal sounds. Hello. Quarators.

I'm a robot. Hello. Welcome to the podcast. We got a great show for you today, fellas. Who's that? Alex is a robot. That's a guy who lives in a garbage can. One time I did an impression of my vacuum cleaner.

My cat got so scared he ran into a wall and pissed himself. Do it. I want to hear what it sounds like. I was just going like, and he was like, what the fuck? That's fucked up. My friend is turning into a vacuum. It was too good. Or your cat was like, man, that's such a bad impression of a vacuum cleaner.

I'm going to slam it. I like to think it's good. I like to think that my cat was like, what is this, James Austin Johnson or something? It's like a perfect this vacuum cleaner. You've got to reboot Police Academy, put Jeremy in it as the vacuum guy. Police Academy, but he only does vacuum cleaner. Yeah, I'm ready to clean up the streets with a vacuum.

It's a really good bit if you're my cat. That's all I'll say. That sounds good. I mean, there's a few I can do Godzilla pretty accurately. Let's hear it. I've done it on the show before You don't brag about doing a voice It would be upset if I asked you to do it

There's just a lot of pressure on me now And I'm kind of scared to do it Alright, ready? Slow zoom on out That was like a dying whale That's what Godzilla sounds like You have a Godzilla button, hit it There's a button on there

We can actually compare it that's an atomic breath jeremy it couldn't be more different okay fair enough should we start the show you're doing dying godzilla wait can you do dune song this is out to the other pressure that he does one time i did that for my baby and she cried yeah i love that you both are just making noises upsetting the like things you take care of yeah yeah yeah but then you gotta yeah you gotta assert dominance my child's like cat to me folks welcome to the show it's another week of quarators america's premier quora based podcast welcome

back lover all of the hosts are here today so don't check the video to see if they're all there because they are and they're nodding at you they're saying welcome that's right welcome welcome Quarrior's weather report, cold then hot. Yeah, it's pretty cold outside. Cold then hot. Lose a layer. You're ready to go. Someone told us we should say the Quarrior's weather report is brought to you by Patreon,

and that's how you can promote the Patreon. Oh, okay. Then in this case, it is sponsored by Patreon, where we have extra episodes you can listen to in case you run out or just want to hear us go on other websites. You should just make the Patreon just weather. Yeah, that's what it should be. It should just be a weather report for two weeks ago or whatever. Do you guys remember when it was cloudy at 4 p.m.?

At 5, it was sort of not. People have been requesting that, but I do at some point hit a wall discussing it just because there's so much going on out there. Introduce our guest. Yes, well, this week we are very excited to have comedian Dan Yang live on the podcast, returning guest here on the show. Dan? Yeah.

Hi. I'm here. Last time you were here, it was, here was my apartment, and it was just me and you, and I had, like, essentially taped phones to my refrigerator. I think I used my phone for one of the cameras. Yeah, I think you did. You had to send me that. Those are the early days of YouTube.

Yeah, some hosts, just let me use your phone, too. Yeah, I mean, I got the Amazon holders that clip on this stuff. So, I mean, that's, it's not costing you anything to use your phone. I'll charge your phone. I'm proud of you guys that made it this far. I'm more impressed that Korra still exists. Yeah. Yeah, it's still kicking.

It's a concern I have. If they end Korra, we are fucked. I don't know what we do. There will be no natural transition. That'll be a huge bummer. I'm going to have to create some kind of incident that shifts the pod. Yeah. It'll be now about my manslaughter trial.

It'll be a true crime podcast about the person Alex killed. Alex keeps being like, I think I'm innocent. I don't think I did it. They're making stuff up about me. Too many people's lives, I think, revolve around Quora.com. So the infrastructure would collapse, I think, in America and the world. Several content creators' lives would be ruined by the end of Quora, the fall. I like to think if Quora went down, it would get bailed out and we would get sold out.

Oh, that would be interesting. Obama style. The government gives us like a million dollars. Yeah. That's really my ultimate plan with the show. So what's your podcast about? It's not even, well, it depends on when this releases. We're going to eventually put them out.

We also kind of enjoy just recording them and never putting them out. But it's just friendship. It's like a cypher. That's just you hanging out with your friends. Yeah. It's me and comedians Joe Nunnick and Ronnie Lordi, and we meet up and we just yap.

I don't know, it's kind of embarrassing to even say, yeah, we just riff on stuff. Sometimes you riff. Ronnie's good at just, he'll just be like, what would you guys do if this happened? And we're like, I don't know, man. And then he'll ask us another. He's kind of our...

Did you just say, I don't know, though? I don't know. Give me another one. That's too crazy, man. You can't ask me that. Are you kidding me? I can't put this one out. But he's kind of our Quora, I guess.

Oh, okay. He's the prompts. I do think... Ronnie is Quora. I hope you guys do release them, but I do think a solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be just guys getting together and making podcasts they don't put out.

100%. I've known Alex for many years, and the longest I've ever talked to you has been recorded. Yeah. Well, otherwise we both silently sit in a room while other people talk for like three hours. Right. They lie for a few minutes at a time.

We've done that a lot. Oh, that's true. We've done that for like dozens of hours. While I'm playing my little phone game, yeah. That's always hard when you have to pause your phone game to go do your set. I got to pause my game to chase my dreams. I used to ladder on Hearthstone at open mics.

That's so funny. For a brief dark period. That is dark. And I had one set where I couldn't do it because my mind was still fully value-calculating, and I was like, I have to stop this. This is not why I'm here. Fucking Hunter Dex.

And this is a natural transition to our theme for the day because it refers to our love of the arts. And today's episode is Season of Love. A Godzilla noise again? Godzilla is gay. For listeners, that was the button. That was not Alex. No, I know they sound the same, but it's different.

Also, it's his atomic breath, so if you knew from the beginning, you would also identify that mine was more of his roar, and we're not talking about that anymore. Also, it is June 1st, which is why Alex said Godzilla is gay out of nowhere. Yeah, and it's the season of love. Oh, it's Pride Month. It is Pride Month. Dan's our big first guest for Pride Month.

I'm a big ally, so that goes a long way. He's pretty tall. Godzilla ally, ally of LGBTQ Godzilla. He's kind of just like a man to have on your side. Yeah. And that's what we'll be experiencing today. Now, we have many different directions to take this. Godzilla is the G, by the way, in LGBTQ.

Canonically, is there one Godzilla or like multiple? Canonically, there's one. Depends on which one you're watching. There's one. Lizard, Godzilla, bad guy, T, Tyrannosaurus Rex. Yeah, trans. Godzilla, bad guy, Tyrannosaurus Rex. That's what I was thinking.

Questioning. I'm questioning when Godzilla will find me. Let's go to Space of the Week. On Quora, there's now these subreddit-type things called Quora Spaces, and we go to one every week. Space of the Week. Okay, so this one is Soul Reflection. We did this one, Alex.

Oh, I asked you that, and you said, I don't know. There's no way. Well, isn't this the one with Orson Scott Card that we did? You know these guys? Yeah.

Well, he wrote Ender's Gate. So everyone knows. Soul reflection navigating relationship dynamics. We might have. I think we went on here and then I remember Carl Rocket.

Okay, well, I have a backup space too. Wait, Carl Rocket, all I've ever known is abuse and control? Yes. That's crazy. It's now coming back

to be Carl Rocket. Wait, we have a backup space though. That's fine. We'll do a different space. This is just as good as this one. This is our space of the week. We're on power bottom.

Okay. Wait, have we been on this one? This one we went on the podcast, but we never actually looked at it. I think we clicked around and said, save that. Save that for later. Orson Scott Card is not on this one. It's almost Godzilla month. So this one is just porn.

The Avatar is just sort of a blue void Looks like Avatar, a Na'vi asshole I think it is supposed to be an asshole Because it's power bottom Because it's power bottom But it's Na'vi, right? Is the hole a heart? I can't really tell

I think it's just the hole We're focusing too much on the hole I think Claire's right That it's a Na'vi asshole This is when it's like The fuck Jake Sully Well, you also have to plug into his brain Through his hair

Yes But I digress here Now, the banner image is a man with a jackhammer, so we assume he's going to plow the Navi. And it says, as the description, honoring the Bottoms who fuck you back, 18 plus only. If you are listening to the pod, I hope you are 18 plus today, because today we are on Power Bottom. This is not about the canceled band. This is about people who have sex from below. Now, I'm noticing Randy Beats, the top guy here, is just a close-up of an ass getting fucked.

Can I put any of this on YouTube? I don't think you can. Also, Randy Beats says graduate of the school of hard knock. Singular hard knock. And Va has two teeth in it. It's a really hard knock. He's asking, does anybody like wearing cock rings? And he just says yes.

And his answer is yes, a blurred image. I think we can guess what this is. I mean, this is clearly a chest. Oh, that one's my parents. That's his dick. Yeah, your parents' body dick. Should I go on his profile and see what his picture is? I know what it is.

What do you mean? You're wrong. that's actually a mountain. Is he asking these questions or is he answering these questions? This one, he's answering. Okay, so someone else asked us and one liked cock rings.

Yes, and a lot of people are asking about cock rings. No follow-up, just yes. Are cock rings back? I don't know. Were they ever gone? I don't think they were ever gone, yeah. Oh, we've all been wearing

cock rings this whole time. If you care about the pleasure of the person you're with, then yes. Are they about the other person? I thought they were for you to look tough. I actually don't know.

You don't know. I think they're for you to, like, beef it up. Oh, is that what it is? Or something. It jelts you. Remember when Lenny Kravitz's pants ripped? Yes. What, he had a cock ring?

Is that what it happened to be? He had a cock ring on his cock to beef it up. Oh. And see, I feel like he is only ever brought up to be like, and look how not huge his penis is. Earlier today, Alex showed me he had a Ridge Wallet, and his Ridge Wallet ripped a hole in his pants. So I'm like, a cock ring is kind of like the Ridge Wallet of penis stuff.

Ridge Wallet should make a cock ring that you can fold up You can keep your debit cards in there It's a wallet, it's a cock ring It's Ridge Cock Ring By the way, we're not sponsored by Ridge Wallet We're not sponsored by anything Thank you Ridge

We're sponsored by the Patreon It's Ridged for her pleasure Please sign up for Patreon.com If you like Ridge Wallet It puts holes in all of your pants Ridge Wallet Ridge Reports, we'll do weekly Ridge Reports Ridge Report still haven't lost anything yet

Good thing cash isn't as popular anymore Anyway real quick Randy Beats His profile picture seems to be like A mountain that looks like a dick It's cheeky It's a bit of fun isn't it And it says I'm a fun loving wild and crazy guy

Who like to show off a little bit I'm very well educated and respected Member of my community I'm 55 years old and a very open bisexual man That enjoys being the bottom of having sex with other men i do love other sexual pleasures and positions life life too short so i try and enjoy every day to its fullest dot dot dot i'm also looking for a fwb near me for mutual enjoyment oh friends with benefit sharing is caring and then a smiley face and then a blush

a blush and then a happy face it's funny like sometimes for comedy you have to write like a little bio for yourself and it's so hard to do and this guy just does it so easily i'm a wild the crazy guy who likes to have sex with men. I was on Just for Laughs in 2014. You can see my stand up on crack.com. I just need to see a tape before I fuck him. He's in a lot of sex space.

He's a big sex guy. He's in Bulge's Balls and Dick's Glore. I found a new space for us to go to. He's an exhibitionist. I mean, I can tell you what it's going to be. He's in a space that seems to be a picture of like two airplanes. Lucifer Morningstar's face okay but that is for sharing your shaved cocks and shaved asses okay so it's the same

thing guys wearing boxers i wear boxers yeah wait i kind of want to go on guys wearing boxers i was hoping that it would be uh oops slip out i thought i was hoping it would somehow be safe for work but immediately the first one is slipping out oh okay well you want to click it make sure All right, everybody. Everyone be cool. Everyone be cool. Make sure there's no children walking by. If there's a slip out, you have to blame yourself.

That's a slip out if I've ever seen one. I don't know if he slipped out. He definitely pulled out. Yeah, that's true. He touched out. He's laying down. You wouldn't take a picture if it slipped out. Or back on Powerbomb.

I don't think it's funny to be sexual, but I think it's funny to ask questions. You know what I mean? to make community. Let's read the answers for does anybody like wearing cock rings so then we can find out

what their deal is. No, I can tell you. So this is Randy. He's just saying yes and he's cool. He has a lot of photos of him wearing cock rings. Yeah, I want to read

the text though. Read Meecha's. Meecha Goodrays. That's a top name. Meecha says, yeah, I do. Once I discovered them and their purpose,

I worked them all the time. God. My ejaculations were delayed, which made them so pleasurable and once i did come damn the release was heart-stopping two exclamation points but then two periods plus i love the way my cock would swell up and i have a few cock rings now i have several butt plugs in conference attached double-ended pleasure a comma and then end of the post i feel like i'm so embarrassed of posts i've made with my full name from like years ago that say like i love weezer i can't imagine a full day being like

Yeah, I love the way my cock swells up. What's great about this is you know AI didn't write this. Yes. Yes. This is what we call a grammar enthusiast delight, that post. There's something about being really horny and not being able to write well. Oh, Danica Dresser says, I have a butt plug slash cock ring combo in steel. Steel.

Wow. Steel. Two inch ball and a one and seven eighths inch ring. I like the amount of engineering you have to do to get into this hobby as well. She says, perfect fit, but I can't be excited when putting it on or wanting to take it off. Hee hee, XO. I guess the XO is them coming.

Gotta get a hee hee. It's like their eyes make that shape. Okay, and then this guy's got a chastity cage. Oh, okay. Or she, full-time femme. Yeah, Aaliyah, she's that R&B star who died in the 90s. And she's on Quora. Now this feels like an AI answer.

The list of reasons with emojis. Like, here's some reasons for wearing them. Harder, longer-lasting erections. It's like, are you using AI to say why you like jacking off? Claude, I want to answer this cock rings post, but I don't know what to say. I'm so awkward. Wow, you're so right that cock rings are great for delayed orgasms. Do you want me to generate any more reasons for them?

What emojis should I use on my list? Should I do a strong arm next to harder, long-lasting erections? Chat GPT, how many R's are in erection? I like how even chat GPT is like, apparently that helps keep the erection firmer. Like, chat GPT doesn't want to be like, I don't know. Seems weird to me. I can't tell you for sure.

I just heard this. I'm a robot, I don't have a cock. Apparently it has visual appeal. Shut up. Part of the AI answer is, now tell me, what's not to like? And this is something a machine wouldn't get, that it's just like weird to have a bolt on your cock. it's just unnatural oh man all right well that's great i wonder if she's using um ai for other

answers yeah this is definitely an ai chart so she she loves ai she lives in the uk hit the button okay she's a big indian oh yeah she says i use ai to help her find what i write Is there a big British contingency on Quora? Yes. Yeah, we have a button for it. Oh, yeah. Anglo spotted. Anglo spotted.

Quora does seem culturally very British for some reason. Very British, very Indian. I can see that. Similar. A bunch of Canadians sneak in here. And then YouTubers. Why is the gay zone also a blue vortex? Because it's for you.

What do you think? Come on, man. Because it's also a Na'vi's asshole? Yes. Like we decided the other one was? Think about it. You are Quaritch. Do gay people love Avatar?

Is this something I've missed? Everybody loves Avatar. Everybody loves Avatar. Remember when Avatar first came out, people were like killing themselves. Because they're like, damn, it's not real. I hate the world. I can't fuck Quaritch.

I just want to plug in. J-Zone is great. That's like a conservative's idea of like, Oh, they all love going to gay zone, I bet. Straight guys like to go to auto zone, but gay guys... I was thinking if it's where you think your teenage son is going online on forums, be like, I don't want you blogging on gay zone about this. Get in the zone.

Gay zone. Aaliyah's got an AI disclaimer here, so we definitely know that she is using... She's set to help refine what she writes. I appreciate that. It looks like AI wrote the disclaimer. Yeah. It really does. AI does not create my content, but it's like, yeah.

I mean, you check it, I guess. Well, at least she's transparent. You've got to respect that. I appreciate the transparency. I'm happy to give Aaliyah that. Everyone's so lazy now. Also, she's a ghost and she died in 1998. No one can write emails.

No one can write lists of why cock rings are helpful. They just need AI for fucking everything. They delay ejaculation. What's not to like? Yeah, exactly. What's not to like? Now tell me. These people have so much time.

They're like, I can't come now. I got time to kill. Jeremy and I, I think, are looking at the same important question that we need to ask at length. When getting fucked, do you prefer a curved dick or one without a curve?

This is so important. Folks, fellas. Anyone? It depends on how horny I'm feeling. I always think of a curved dick like a scimitar. I gotta imagine curved is nice. I imagine the curve depends on what's the yaw and the angle. Is it just that we want it to be curved

because then it's like a little woman? What? a little woman please explain like the curve makes it look like it's wearing a dress because you're like my penis has curves I've got a curvy woman

real penises have curves I love my curvy penis makes me think of how women have curves your penis is shaped like that the Venus de Milo gummy in the Simpsons oh man it's the season of love it's the season of love honoring the bottoms who fuck you back i think curved i imagine curved is i can't imagine people can really tell that much

claire you're gonna make claire answer this we all said lots of things first i feel like uh you know as a i'm not i would i don't want to put myself in the position of a power bottom as this is their space and their month. Okay, that's fair. I give time back to the room. It doesn't really make a difference. Okay.

I don't think so, but sometimes it's kind of funky. Okay. You work with what you're presented with. And that's what I think Jimmy Smith horny bottom is saying. Let's contrast that with Jimmy Smith.

He's saying, if you're horny, you're horny. I'll take an L-shape, a right curve, a 90-degree. One of the Tetris T-shapes, yeah. Tetris T-shapes is good. Tetris T. That's a bump. Claire, would you like to read Jimmy Smith's answer?

Sure. Jimmy Smith, horny bottom, April 2nd. I like that you're reading it like a fucking Civil War letter. Oh, baby! It depends on how horny I'm feeling. I'm always in the mood for anal So I never turn down a chance to ride a dick No matter the shape or size

But sometimes I'm horny To take a curved dick Especially when I'm on my back Feeling it run along the walls of my asshole And smashing my prostate Sorry I'm just reading the news here Other times I might be in the mood

To have a straight shaft to slide up my butt from behind and give me a deep lay doggy style. But most of the time I just want to get laid and will take any dick I could get. That's kind of what you said. No, I'm realizing this is actually

a Hemingway quote. Smashing my prostate. It really is very poetic. Smash that prostate. The rest of this is just people like, I've got a big dick if anyone wants to have sex with me. It kind of reminds me. Yes, please.

Says somebody Yes, thank you, Stacey Stacey Lewis says, yes, please Lee Kevin, spelled in a way you would never guess It's K-E-V-E-N Says, this is my virgin hole And then a big post that we're not going to click on No, yeah, we can't

We can't It's on YouTube.com And this is love month? What is this? Season of love Season of love Season of love, yeah, right It's mostly about virgin holes who are looking to breed

We're on power bottom He says, I'm looking to get breed, and I'm straight. I've been with a lot of women. Get breed? Looking to get breed. This is also not answering the question. You know what? If you can't get sentences better than that, I don't want to breed you anymore.

Stacey Lewis says, love them all. Wait, how did they? AHS's answer to this has to do with Putin? Oh, now we're getting political. Whoa, look at all those. Oh, you say about Putin being gay or whatever? It's an extremely long comment about how Putin has diapers or something. It's like a copypasta kind of.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It kind of looks like one of those texts you get. It's like, if you're one of the seven horny sluts, you have to pass this to Vladimir Putin. The evil, diabolical, heartless, spoiled, selfish lawless Vladimir Putin's diabolical, ruthless, rotten, soiled, racist, terrorist, diaper's wife Trump with his big, beautiful, squeezable Bartholin's glands that he thinks is pretty

between his legs. What's a Bartholin's gland? For his husband, the evil, diabolical, heartless Putin. This is what it felt like reading Shakespeare in school, where you're like, I know these words, but what are you saying? This makes no sense. I have to have a second person explain it to me.

Yeah, this is where Bartholin's glands came from. Now let's all go around the room and think about what that means. We should do the podcast popcorn style. Should I look up what that is? It's got to be like wiener.

I'm willing to move on. I bet it's wiener and balls. It's probably wiener and balls. I'm looking it up. I don't want AI mode. We're turning AI on on the Google? It's a vagina thing. It's a vagina thing.

Jeremy, you wouldn't understand. It's a vagina thing. I like all dicks. My man doesn't know where the Bartholin's glands are. all right okay i have a question i have a guy of course and identify period as straight and i'm not interested in dating a guy but i have and love to suck on cock and taste calm but now every time i'm about to do it again i get nervous and back out because i'm afraid of catching something how do i get over that fear so i can do what i like to do that's a really good question to do one answer

are we supposed to give other than like get in there and go crazy? Check out Avatar. I really love the people on the internet who are like,

hey man, I'm as straight as it gets. I just love cum. Yeah. I love the taste of it. This is ultimately a question about like just a guy

lacking confidence. Yeah. This is my favorite question on this entire page which is pictures of men getting cock in the ass? So yes.

Okay, let's go on to questions I guess. This is the slowest Google search you could ever do. Just put it on Quora and wait. Go to Quora Romance. These are questions of love in Seasons of Love. This is a bit much to put first, but...

Do you want to do a different one first? It is natural after Power Bottom, so I think it's actually a good transition now. Is bleaching an asshole worth it? Or is a natural brownish color good for worshipping an ass? Why do I feel like we've done this one, too? I think this is just a thought you've had, Claire. Yeah, I think you're right.

Yeah, it's an impulsive thought. There's no answers to this. Oh. Well, there's no wrong answers. Or right ones. Sure. We can answer it. I mean, we can put one there.

We can look at who asked it. It seems highly based on personal preference. Yeah. This is by Navjot Sidhu in Australia. Entrepreneur. He's got an MBA. He's an entrepreneur. Wait, what does his profile picture say?

She'll always choose a provider over a lover. Build yourself. And then a picture of a Don Draper-style man. He's a provider, and he's cold to the touch. Should we be reading this like Don Draper? Should it be like, you know, what was the question? Is bleaching an asshole worth it? People love to bleach their assholes.

But why? The family are around the dinner table. One has a bleached asshole. Mother's there with her brownish color. Perfect. When I'm worshipping an ass. We all get around and worship the ass. Just Peggy Olsen is like, well, Don, I bleach my asshole.

That's what the bleach is for! He's got four questions ever. The other ones are why I feel less strong while morning workouts. Alex, you're a fitness coach. Maybe you're not eating enough or giving yourself enough time. Everyone just has a different clock. But also, it's a perfect segue into your bleaching an asshole question. After the asshole one, he asked,

one friend of my girlfriend is so attracted to me, and she wants a discreet sexual relation with me. Will this ruin my relationship with my girlfriend, or is this okay? I think it's okay. She'll think it's funny. No one's ever answered his questions. I feel kind of bad for him. He's not got a single answer on any of his questions.

We've got to answer one. It's super funny to just put in your bio, I'm an MBA, and then only ask, like, are g-strings crazy i also like that he tested the waters with his uh workout question and then quickly pivoted yeah let's talk about the shit they're really here for he has an interesting answer about butts becoming bigger after having a lot of sex anal sex specifically yes it would be weird if they got bigger after vaginal sex we can all agree about that is that true Well, Navjot says no

Only reason of big butts after marriage is frequently sex, as in sexual encounters we do different kind of positions doggy, missionary, etc. So basically these positions give butt muscles a stretch, it's same as exercise that's why they grow bigger, this is the main reason of growing bigger heavy ass

Alex, is that true? It stretches the ass which pushes it under load When it's under load you're training it to grow back Muscle protein synthesis. Try to eat one gram per pound of lean body mass. Can we answer his bleaching question just so he has an answer?

I feel bad for him. What should I say? Yeah, we could answer, I feel bad for you. I would answer, it's awesome. Wait, these are your previous credentials? Yeah, Texas travel agent, dark cowboy, live podcast audience, live post, shrimp boat captain. I want to be a shrimp boat captain.

Okay, great. Say, it's awesome. It's awesome. Worth it for worshiping specifically. Okay, cool. We're going to get that on, and hopefully that gets him back on the website. Yeah, let's get it here. Yes, I agree.

When did he ask that question? Three years ago. Oh, I mean, it's around. Not much has changed regarding bleached assholes. I agree. Here's a question. I have two wives. Is that enough?

The first answer is, sure, I have two dogs. same diff you just give them two different bowls that's all you need different bowls there was like this tweet going around the other day that was like wives are the jews of people and it was like going very viral and i was like if you hate women and jews that's got to be a great tweet it's also like misremembering the john lennon quote no that was a yoko quote oh Yoko's always popping off. She's popping off in crazy ways. Is she still doing stuff?

Oh, yeah. She's got a whole thing. Cool. Good for her. All kinds of same color chess boards. Is that true? She did it once. Oh, okay.

I'm trying to lie about Yoko Ono back there, guys. Okay. I was just trying to make Jeremy laugh. Two wives. That would be low-key crazy. That's a lot of wives. If it's not in a throuple situation, then you're going to have a lot of competition between the wives,

which will lead to heartbreak. Don't make it a game. This isn't a game. This isn't a Yoko chessboard. That's right. It's a Simpsons chessboard. The queen is Marge. Yes.

And the other pieces. It's all Marge. Is that enough does imply that, like, hey, I'm thinking about getting more wives. Yeah, this guy wants as many wives as he can get. If it's on the table, we all love wives. wait this answer by applesauce 77 is pretty crazy read it sure i have two dogs i had one dog and suddenly she developed these nasty sores on her front legs i took her to the vet and he asked if she was alone during the day i said yes he asked what i had to entertain her when she was alone i

explained that i tried to teach her to read but she didn't have opposable thumbs so she couldn't hold the book he had no sense of humor he suggested getting a second dog to entertain the first dog so he did i think having two wives is simply so they entertain each other okay that's a pretty good answer at the end i kind of thought he was just like pulling our leg but i do think that this is like a just a fun anecdote in that this is fun lives are pretty much dogs and you can get them to stop a rash i do hear about this a lot with like my cat people are always like you gotta get a second cat to so the other cat has a friend i've never heard that applied to wives but it's an interesting theory i mean if they can't like go outside or nothing then yeah i could see the

value it's important to enrich your wife yeah i'm just imagining your two you come home and your two wives are just playing fortnight hey we're squatting up honey my second wife is always attacking the first wife she's far larger there's nothing the other one can do it's natural to them You just keep getting another bigger wife to control the existing wives. You need a lot of space, though. You have to have extra bathrooms. I wonder if anyone mentions that, the monetary demand of this. You need a bathroom per wife.

Here, scroll down. Let's see. Or conversely, two wives, they could make twice as much money. Quora is a bad website. You have to go to answers first. Oh, good point. But I do want to read this one that was for the original question here. Yeah, it was edited at some point.

I have two wives, but I feel like this is not enough. what should I do is the original question AM says divorce them and stop spoiling their life and better to start

living where prostitutes live so you can get nothing from different women too is it enough you read that funny but it just says

is it enough is it enough I thought the tone of it was like that's what you sound like now now overseas a man

what does it say overseas a man can have two wives personally I wouldn't advise it especially if they're both a handful

God bless. Hey, God bless. I got to add God bless to all of my posts. That makes everything sound really chill, actually. I live in Nevada, but visiting them is a costly adventure. Eliza says, try satisfying one wife instead of collecting several more bored and neglected ones, which I'm fairly certain yours already are. You see, a real husband gives so much time of his time and attention to his wife,

You didn't have any left to give to even one more wife, let alone multiple wives. You're going to be exhausted with all this wife work. And she went to Harvard Law. Harvard Law, Eliza Bennett. That's what they teach there. That was a big mic drop. She got 19 upvotes. Now, point counterpoint, JL1104 says, sorry, not in my case.

You may be a horny little vixen, but my wife is not. They both make great points. Have you considered my wife sucks? That's so sad. He says, I can apparently satisfy her using about 10% of my desire. I would happily provide all 100 if she were interested, but she is not. Honey, I can only handle 10% today. I work too hard.

I love this Dragon Ball Z power level style of discussion. I actually use the Limitless pill to take 100% of my husband's horniness. This is only 10% of my cum. What's his horniness level, Vegeta? What? He's hiding how horny he is. He's way more horny than that. He's ready to bust.

Learned how to hide how horny he was on Earth. What was the gay Dragon Ball Z fanfic we read with Vegeta? Vegeta was in charge of a polo team? Yeah. I don't know, that pissed me off. That made me really mad. It was very... It was on one of the bonus episodes,

but he blows Goku and he's like, I think he just came in my mouth. It had no Dragon Ball Z words in it. It just had dialogue like, fuck, I'm gonna fuck. It was like, why does he have to be Vegeta then? It made Alex really mad. That sucked.

We should revisit that. It's like 80 pages long. Okay, let's go to another question here. Okay. This is discourse. How does a gentleman treat his lady? It's the season of love. The main thing I know is you put your coat down if you see a puddle.

Yep, it'll ruin your coat. That's most of it. It's just that. You should also open the open door, say, hello. Say hello. Yeah, hello. You should be doing Mrs. Doubtfire voice a lot. Women love when men act like Mrs. Doubtfire

They kind of do I mean that's how he gets his wife back Yeah well That's true She admires his commitment I could see you doing Mrs. Doubtfire If your wife ever kicked you out of the house Very offensive for you

Why is that offensive? Why is it offensive to say that I would become Mrs. Doubtfire I could see you become an older Pretend to be an older woman You're good at voices You have long hair It's already halfway there You care about your family

I bet you want my fake breasts to catch a flame too I'm guessing Embarrassing me in front of everyone Your wife kicks you out, and then she gets this older housemaid who could do Godzilla voice really well. You do that as Mrs. Doubtfire, and that's how your wife knows, Alex, is that you? She would catch on immediately if Mrs. Doubtfire did Godzilla voice.

Unfortunately, she would think it's Godzilla. Godzilla? Everyone hide! My first boyfriend, Godzilla. Anonymous has a really good answer to this, if I recall correctly. This is from eight years ago. How does a gentleman treat his lady? Going anonymous so that no one gets hurt by my name.

What does that mean? What is their name? I don't know. I would love to know. I don't know, but I feel safe. My name is normally just like, bitch killer. Anonymous says. It's a great point, but his name is bitch killer.

The traits of a gentleman has always been a vast topic of discussion. End of topic sentence. For decades, ladies have been putting a passing bar of becoming a gentleman by discussing these questions. In my opinion, a gentleman should behave to his lady in no other way than he treats another human being. Ally, ally, ally. This guy is using words in such an interesting way.

This is like double-spacing your margins to fill out the paper style right here. Yeah. I was going to say, it just feels like someone from the past found a computer at the library. What is this? They want me to answer the question. Paragraph two.

As we are in the modern era, and equality is one of the- Yeah, Claire's right. That's something a time traveler would say. And we all agree we're in the modern era, whatever that is. This is the latest in time it's ever been. Equality is one of the major debatable topic. Ladies shouldn't expect a swooning behavior in order to feel special. This is a trait of people who have achieved less in their life

and want to boost their ego by being a princess to their so-called gentlemen. A gentleman should behave no other than a common man. We are in the world of equality, and women enjoy equal freedom and rights as a man. This guy's anonymous. His real name is just Henry David Thoreau in a time machine.

That makes sense. That's why. In the world of commonality, a man is himself. I like to live in a cabin. So I think he's beating around the bush for an anti-feminism thing or something. Wait, did you read the last paragraph?

No. The time has gone when silence was used for a yes and a smile for go ahead. Today, the ones who follow this old-fashioned trait directly fall under the category of creep. The era has changed, so is the definition of gentleman. Gentleman is one who makes sure that he is building his own career first,

then to paying attention and feeding on his lust, with a capital L. The world is getting tougher, and you have to be tough to compete in this era. Pre-marriage. oh it's not the end I thought it just ended in pre-marriage I was really excited

so then he goes on to explain all the different types of women this is the build breakdown so fellas watching you should write this down forge fast expand on 7 supply you should pre-marriage pre-marriage says these are Starcraft 2 references from many years ago

lovemaking has not been the same and has ever since changed amazing I'm telling you this guy from a long time ago. Sometimes you want them curved to smash. Smash that. Prostate. People are changing their significant other

more often than clothes. Uh-oh. Shit. Go off. Yeah. The true gentlemen are hence shifting their attention to seek for true love, and as it is a harsh fact that, quote,

no one loves you truly except your family parents. The attention of... Parentheses parents. It's really funny to me. The attention of gentlemen is now being diverted, extended towards their true love. Also, it seems like this guy thinks if you quote something, it has to be all caps. Yeah. Yes.

Tyler, the creator style. Yes. This might be Tyler, the creator. Maybe that's the issue. I really hope it is. This is Tyler eight years ago. Really working through some stuff. This is what inspired Igor.

Okay, when you get to your married ones section, this is for married ones. the married gentleman also considered the same theory towards life your career is not going to wake up one day and tell you that i don't love you in this modern era the more effort you make in swooning your lady the more they get turned off by you i.e the bigger fool you make of yourself in this world of equality a gentleman is one who makes his loved one's life easy moreover man has always been a provider and protector and should act like one oh this is the last sentence i thought for sure it's gonna go way longer never waste your time all caps never waste your time swooning others just for lust never make yourself so weak that you need consent of your significant other

to validate you seven up votes i i don't even really know what this guy's yeah i don't i didn't really get it but i appreciate his uh effort here's how i feel uh i felt watching persona recently this is my understanding is that he's saying that like all the gentlemanly stuff like putting your coat on the ground is over and if you're a gentleman you make big cash right you don't even like like them that much he's essentially saying uh money over bitches right money over I don't think that's quite right, but it's an interesting perspective. It's an interesting perspective made by a child, probably. If he was not anonymous, I'd find him and hurt him.

That's why he did it. Now, someone else says, thank you, fellow anonymous. You just made my day. And that guy is not anonymous. His name is Jacob Stoller. Yeah, he lives in Europe and knows Czech. Yeah, he does. And he studied at Aviation High School.

So he can maybe fly a plane now. I mean, this is from a while ago. publications we have on this fucking website. Oh, we had a lot. I don't know what these mean. We had a lot of updates from lefties losing at EN. Great. I would give a very short answer. A gentleman should and would treat his lady the way

he would want his daughter to be treated. He would treat her with respect. He would treat her as an equal. He should be honest with her and resolve all their issue away from the world, specifically not in front of their kids. So basically, just be nice. Yeah. That also was not a short answer. No. It kept going. I didn't read it all. It's written very beautifully.

Teodora Graywolf has one behind Quora Plus. Yeah, this is locked behind Quora Plus. We paid $5 to read this. Oh, so like if I went on my account, I couldn't see this.

No, you would not be able to get premium answers. Yeah. From five years ago. Yeah, we basically Robin Hood these answers onto Quora, Quoraators rather.

We're pretty much taking food out of Teodora Graywolf's mouth. Okay, I'm not going to read it though. We should move on. Sorry, Teodora. When sharing a wife,

is it best with your buddy or a stranger? thoughts on this Alex you have a wife oh yeah a stranger and you have a buddy I know and I won't share

my wife with them no I'm a grump no way can we both fuck my wife but your buddy's penis is curved so it reminds you

of a lady right that's kind of interesting basically a woman that is pretty much like a two lady threesome at that point one of those got curves

like a real woman the top answer from Hugh Coker, which I couldn't... Is this supposed to be like Huge Cocker? Huge Cocker? Well, I think we're reading into it. I think we want it to be that. I think it's Hugh Coker. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry I said that, guys.

This is a very pornographic comment. Oh, okay. Well, it's an anecdote, though. Our first was a spur of the moment my wife wanted to experience, which she had just seen in a porn movie. Since we were at a drive-in theater, we looked around to see what we could do. A single male was parked next to us. I told my wife,

if you really want to try this out, Go ask if he wants to join us. When she came back, he was in tow. Do people just fuck at the drive-in movie theater? Is that like a common thing? This didn't happen. You know if you're like at the movies and the guy next to you is like, hey, we're about to fuck.

Do you want to fuck too? You want to get in on this? Yeah, I got nowhere to be, fuck. It's like this guy's like talking about his wife like she's a plate of nachos. He's like, do you want any of this? Yeah, I'm not going to use all this. Yeah, I'm only going to get like 10%. Too many carbs for me over here.

she's got a lot of holes yeah i'm part of it anyway be ashamed to just waste them i will say if you're going to a drive-in movie theater you're probably a weirdo already because who's doing that it's kind of late in time this is also kind of like a guy from the past just like a porn movie and a drive-in theater yes now hugh coker does say this was his first so it might have been like 1980 yeah knowing this website i would say anyway after that i think they plow his wife A single man was parked next to us. I told my wife, if you really want to try this, you go ask if he wants to join us. When she came back, he was in tow.

After they got in our vehicle, he asked, are you okay with this? I answered by pulling the top off her sundress down, exposing her breast. We both were feeling her breast when I pulled her dress up to expose her bare pussy. Show, don't tell. All right, well, they go to a motel. Do you want me to just read this guy fucking his wife? Please, I'm trying to watch the movie. Go down.

Go on. Anyway, I'm sorry. Please explore. Yeah, okay. Well, it turns out it looks like he just watched them fuck. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's kind of a big twist.

Did he watch? No. He went to a hotel. It's very graphic, folks. Needless to say, they both had orgasms. Right. Everybody came. Sorry, I had to pee.

What did I miss? They all fucked. Okay, now I'm reading it. Now I can read. We have an answer from Gymnosucane. Oh. And we have Clairocane. Oh.

That's true. It's probably Claire. Now, Gymnoskane says husband of a very octave hot wife loves to lick pussy. My wife was always fairly conservative about sexual things and also concerned very much about others in our small town learning that she was out fucking other men. All right, now, Alex, can you read the post?

Yes. I've been reading it. Nice. If you'll stop horsing around. Got him. I'm trying to share with the class here. So when she first decided that she really wanted to have sex with men beside me, it was easy to decide that they would be strangers.

Like Ashley, my wife found her sex partners on a swingers dating site. Most were men who were coming to the area for work or business, but a few were men from the Indianapolis area. Oh, you know men from there. Oh, yeah. They got rough hands. They'd be fucking your wife. We used to live in a smaller town outside of Indianapolis.

my wife was very was pretty good at vetting and getting to know her partners online before meeting them and a constant rule with her was that meeting did not guarantee that they would fuck it turns out that she did fuck almost all the guys she met she's so good at vetting that she was able to fuck every bad she met from the swingers website i love them all uh when she met them there were a number of guys who came to the area regularly and became regular fuck buddies for her. So in that sense, she did fuck people that we knew. She also returned to her high school reunion

and fucked one of her high school classmates over a period of about seven or eight years. Jesus Christ. But her hometown was three hours from where we lived and he lived on the other side of the country. All right, that's fine then. I feel like when people go back and have sex with someone from high school,

it feels very like, and who's a loser now? You know what I mean? There's great stakes tied up. Yeah, it feels like there's something more to it where it's like you're trying to prove something to them. So many of these answers are like people, it's like therapy for them.

They're like giving their, here's my story, and then no answer. Yeah, I don't really know what this is with the question. I guess strangers is the answer. I think that makes more sense anyway. If you're going to become a swinger, don't bug your friends. Get on a website.

Well, but maybe your friends want to fuck your wife, though. They'll be on the website. Okay, fine. Everything's about digital with you. You've got to get your clout up if you want to fuck my wife. I guess the thing with the phrase stranger danger doesn't really apply here because then you're familiar. You're like watching over the stranger fuck your wife.

So you're sort of the bodyguard in a sense. The danger is that the stranger wouldn't come over. Strangers really get a bad rap just because it rhymes with danger. Yeah. And because of all those crimes. Yeah. This should be called normalers. I agree.

Good point, Jared. Nice Cs. Anyway, he recommends setting rules. I think this is right. Go to a website. I know in college, two people who were kind of into weird shit, and they found each other on FetLife, even though they were already friends. They found their FetLifes, which was like Facebook for having a fetish.

I always think I hear FetLife like thug life every time I hear it. I think, like, MetLife, like, insurance or banking or something. Fed life. It was, like, I don't think it exists anymore, but it was, like, a fetish social media. It exists, doesn't it? Does it? I don't know. I had a friend who was really into it.

I talk about him a lot on this podcast. He's always criticizing me for getting things wrong about fetish content. It's still around. Never change. There you go. Maybe we'll go on there for the bonus. We should. We could.

I mean, we certainly could. You can join for free, I'm seeing. We'll all share partners. Oh my God, this keeps going. It's the season of love. I'm going to click on... Is it wrong for me? Oh, no.

Is it wrong for me to find Asian women's eyes attractive? This is discourse as well. This is discourse. It's one of those things where it's like, it's not wrong, but saying it feels wrong. Yeah, you shouldn't say it. You should just think it all the time. You could just have an Asian wife. You don't have to be like, it's because of her Asian eyes.

It's her eyes. That is most of horror. You could just jack off and not do any of this. Yeah, you don't need to write a little story. They're going to get podcasted about if you write it down. It must be mortifying to get podcasted about eight years after you post your thing about your wife fucking people on the computer. It's my greatest fear. so there are no answers on this except for related answers to a question are dark asians

attractive there's two answers here and there's a bunch of collapsed i do want to go back to are dark asians attractive in a minute because there was a beautiful poem underneath amanda hamilton who i think is not asian i don't know if she is asian she wrote it's very normal nothing is wrong with that all right cool all right neil morrison wrote in situ no that isn't wrong at all On cocktail sticks and a martini? Yes, that is unquestionably wrong. He's doing like a joke about eating eyeballs? I really don't know.

What is Situ? Did he make his text a photo or an image? What is Situ? No, it's just like a different font. Oh, wow. You can change your font on Quora? I've never seen that. I genuinely have no idea what the fuck's going on.

Jelvin says, what do you mean by that? I agree, Jelvin. I agree. I can't explain that. All right, go back to the Dark Asians related one. I also like the idea of Dark Asians as like Dark Samus or something. Yes, like a dark elf. Yeah, yeah.

It's a subclass. They have the same moveset, just slightly different. They worship a spider queen. The related question, are dark Asians attractive, end of question, is answered by Argyle Campbell. Who worked at the United Kingdom. So we don't know if he's British, but he did work there. Anglo possibly spotted.

Argyle spotted. Good morning, Zachary. How the devil are you on this fine morning? i've just replied to your nonsensical question about lips i've also taken the trouble to look at some other questions on your profile young man you appear to have somewhat of a preoccupation with asian ladies i absolutely understand i once dated a mixed race girl who was malaysian slash scottish and an indian lady wow

I found both very attractive but they were both such amazing people which is much more important the issue here Zach if I may be so bold to use the diminutive of your name is that one cannot simply group any race nationality ethnicity and label them with one

adjective even if that one adjective is a positive one an example would be that all black men have a rather large penis and bold now for the record A I've not checked and unlikely I ever will and B, that is discrimination

and racism. I appreciate that might be viewed as a positive, but it matters not. Imagine the sentence of a slight alternative all black men rob old ladies in bold. That's a crazy comparison. Well, he's saying that this

would be a negative stereotype. Look, I understand that stereotyping is bad and you shouldn't say that all black guys have big penises, but being like, what if I said hello? Now, what if I said fuck you? Right. See how that's worse? It's different.

Well, this guy's dated a Malaysian and an Indian woman. Yeah. Right. So he's got chops. He knows what he's talking about. He's got chops, exactly. He knows all about dark Asians. He's been around the block.

He's Mambo No. 5'd. Basically. I love this guy. He's Mambo No. 5'd. My point being, young Zach, is that one cannot ask, are dark Asians attractive? You are literally asking millions of people can be considered as one adjective, albeit as a positive one.

Go away and digest this information, young man, as I appreciate you are seeking an Asian girlfriend. If you are lucky enough to find one, then I hope the lady is a good fit for you and not based on the fullness of their lips and alleged grade of how you perceive how attractive they are. Good luck.

Such a smug British tone to all that. I love that. Well, young man. They should have made him PM. I've dated an Indian woman. All right, well, great. How the devil do you think I dated an Indian woman? You should have stopped Brexit.

I'm going to click on this guy's profile. Yeah, follow Argyle Campbell. He's fiercely Scottish, fiercely British, fiercely Glasgow Rangers, but unfortunately me. Too sad we parted in yon shady glen on the steep sides of Ben Lamond. The rest is a poem. Please follow him. I want to see him every week.

He's got a lot of followers. Yeah, he's got a thousand. Huge numbers for Quora. He's a poet. If you're four digits in Quora, you're doing pretty good. His most recent questions are, what is the difference between the orange one, Trump for the heart of understanding, and God? God doesn't think he's Trump. So he just told a joke.

And he says, how can I apply for the job of being the Pope? Jeremy's going to hit a button. all right he remembered where seinfeld was i'll give him that he says i'm from i'm american from fucktard to hicksville county south carolina shut up that is what it's like over here though yeah we talk like that that's pretty you got us dead to rights there um all right well that's this guy i don't know that's argyle okay shout out to argyle he's got he says someone says what What are some British foods with interesting names? He says Spotted Dick.

And it looks good in the picture, actually, which is rare. All right. Keep killing it, Argyle. Let's do a listener question, perchance. Yes. Let's do it. Yes. Please write in with your Quora-style questions to Quorators at gmail.com.

We want to hear from them. Try to keep them under 30 seconds. And this is our segment, Is That Okay? Is that okay? Oh, let's do one. Here's a question. Hmm, I wonder what it will be. Do dogs go to heaven?

Okay, thank you. That was a perfect listener question. I want all of them to be like that. It says, I'm on my bike, sorry. And also, there's an address I won't read. So concise, and do all dogs go to heaven? Or was it just do dogs go to heaven? This guy's recording and sending emails while biking.

Do dogs go to heaven? It's just two dogs. Two dogs going to heaven. I saw a boy on a scooter on his phone yesterday, and it scared me. Maybe he was sending a question to you on Quarriors. That's probably our fan. Yeah, why'd he send his address? Jeremy's looking up his address.

I think maybe that's where he was biking. Oh, maybe, yeah. At the time, he wanted us to know. Jeremy, please focus on this dog. All right, two dogs go to heaven. The Pope said yes. Didn't he get in big trouble, the old Pope? The one before this?

The old Pope says yes. Yeah, he said they do, and you can do any peanut butter stuff you want up there is okay. God says it's chilled. You can have consent with them because you can talk to dogs in heaven. The Pope got in trouble for saying that? Yeah, he did. They were after him because he was a lib Pope,

so they were out to get him from day one. He said dog could be gay. He said dog could be gay. He said people could be dog. He was like, just have fun out there. Everyone just try to have a good time. Just make sure everyone lines up and says good game. Good God.

Good God. Good God out there. Call me old-fashioned. I think they should say good God at the end of the soccer match. But the new pope is a lib too, right? He is, but he's American style. He's like the Chicago guy. He's a lib from fuck-tarded-ted.

Yeah, he's from fuck-tarded. Unfortunately, that is his hometown. He's the first ever pope from fuck-tarded. He's the only American pope we're going to get. You should be grateful we have him. I think he's great. He's Chicago style. His lungs are made of cheese.

Deep dish. It's covered in toppings and stuff, yeah. Not too much stuff on him. I like him, too. Too much sauce on him. He's getting in the big, what are they? They speak from that big tower, and they say, like, Trump is cringe or whatever. Cheeto bad.

He calls him Cheeto. He caused a schism with the American government, but that's not here. Is there anything else to say about the dog question? I think dogs go to heaven. I think you should wear a helmet when you're riding your bike. Right, you should definitely send emails to people It's just that if the Pope has addressed a heaven question I will defer to him

He knows so much more than me about heaven I do think the question though is important that it doesn't say all Because not all dogs are going to heaven Some of them are bad and they are going to hell If they have a heart full of stone Right, if they don't accept Jesus into their life They go to dog hell I'm sure there's some kind of dog purgatory

Where they just sit around Yeah Chill You can do peanut butter stuff in hell too Hell's full of peanut butter I will say a lot of dogs I've come across Glutton Very gluttonous these dogs

They're sinful They eat their own poop You gotta get a second one to entertain the first one Oh good point Well on that note Let's end the show Dan thank you so much for coming back You did it again

It's a pleasure This time I was here The episode that you were on first was the only one I was not on It's the only non-Jeremy episode we've ever done, and we talked a lot about ghosts, and then I took Adderall and was like, I feel like I can't podcast on Adderall. That was the most of our discussion, if you recall.

I think I was like, oh, me too, dude. Hell yeah. Let's just read forums for a while. Where can our listeners find you on the internet? I'm at realdanyeag on all the socials and stuff, and when does this come out? Two weeks. Two weeks.

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