Quorators - Seduction w/ Bryan Quinby

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess? How can I seduce a man with dance? Is Smurfette the hottest smurf? --- Check out Bryan's podcast Guys by searching for it online Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

i'm so proud of us recording all of the podcasts this time i feel like every podcast we do now starts with us being like all right everything's on everyone say their lucky mantra okay i'm gonna press the song and we'll all dance and then we'll do the show starting now i caramba interesting no i'm gonna take that again okay thank you for taking it again and saying the same thing we're back again The Quarrior's Podcast, America's premier Quora-based podcast. Hello, we're your hosts.

Hello. How's it going? We should start every show by saying hello. Hello. Hello. We have Jeremy and Alex and Claire, and we're all here today at full 100% attendance and a gold star for us. Now, we got your weather report coming right up because that is what follows the introductions,

but before that, we have a very exciting guest to introduce prominent leftist and known podcaster famous man about town you may have seen him in hollywood california from time to time it is of course murder brian from the guys podcast brian hey one time a year you'll see me in california maybe two if i'm lucky it's like seeing santa on christmas it is he doesn't live at your house but he does visit it's all when it's cold here i have to get out at least four times like yeah during the winter from like november to mart to april i there's got to be like four warm places somewhere in there you know like a very complicated groundhog i already did florida nice i did the miami okay and key west and let me tell you not for me neither one of

those places had you not been to florida before brian i had been to actually with street fight we did a show in jacksonville and i thought it was kind of cool there like i actually thought jacksonville was semi-cool you know what i mean i mean there were still like leathery old men writing like slingshots and stuff like that up and down the road but like the venue we we performed at was pretty cool so like i i was like yeah i mean you know you can't say all of florida sucks we've never even been to miami we went to miami we were there for four days and i was like oh miami kind of sucks allergic to sexy mamacitas that's what it is papacitos you know what the problem with miami is it's so genuinely uncool and it thinks it's the coolest place it's like

it's it's like a place it's like a place during the cold war that's trying to kind of do american stuff but isn't getting it right you know what i mean it isn't cool uh so yeah i i and then key west is like i gotta tell you one of the worst places in the world i only know about it from bloodline is it similar to bloodline let me tell you it it is where look okay you go to las vegas right at least you can gamble that's kind of fun you know what i mean that's something to do you can't gamble there somebody told me i walked into a store there on like their main drag lady walks up to me she goes so you ever been to a crazy t-shirt store before oh and i just want to say that's all the stores here are all crazy t-shirts like every one of them is like i love

boobs they let the inmates run the t-shirt store i really inspired me though i i've been on break as i i told you jeremy when he asked me to do the podcast i've been on break for a long time and I'm about to have to start to record the first main episode of 2026 and going to Key West inspired me to do big boobs, guys. That's a very respected kind of guy. Hey, I call it a semi-extinct kind of guy because when I was growing up, guys were like, I'm a leg guy. And you would goof on them because you'd be like,

what kind of an old man is a leg guy? You know what I mean? It's like an old man thing to be. and you're like i like big boobs and then now it's asses people like i'm an ass guy and nobody talks about big boobs anymore so i'm curious to find out what those guys are up to well i feel like the republicans are trying to bring it back i feel like the people on the right are trying to insist that there's some like woke ass trend right and that we need sydney sweeney to like bring back breasts or whatever because it's anti-christian it's sodomy yeah that's true

though you're you're absolutely right like the sydney sweeney thing is like the first thing of like we're living in a new era it's the boobs yeah it's the new culture get on board also for a thing too where people are like yeah that also sounds good no one has ever like staunchly against boobs i would also like to step in and defend legs for a second here's the thing that legs have to offer is that they are percentage-wise, well, Claire is correct about they have leggings, which is like a sweater for leg. But second thing is that they are just

such a large landmass percentage of the body that if you like them, then it's like, oh, lucky day, 40% of this person's great for me. Good for you, private detective from a fucking 1950s movie. Yeah. Yeah, look at our gams there. See, I just remember making fun of it

when i was in like high school i think you're right brian i don't think you should listen to alex and his weird math-based uh sexual preferences the erotic poundage cannot be denied the mass is there i also think guys are a little more um okay with talking about how much they like feet yeah they're like openly kinky guys and boobs are sort of the least kinky thing boobs are boobs are for babies well there's not true claire it is it is like to be a person that goes around saying like i like boobs like a bunch of people do it's not like a weird kinky thing now guys are like oh you know what i like i like to smell somebody's armpits that's kind of my favorite stop trying to find your identity weird parts of the body i like boobs is to me is like i like

avatar that's fine everyone loves it's big it's exciting it's boobs the t-shirts the t-shirts they're outrageous though like like they cover every kind of gross thing that's been around since like 1980 you know what i mean like there i always i reference this i don't know if you guys remember this you might not like in the early internet days before like any of the social media there was this sort of list of sex moves that went around and like people would just be like oh dirty sanchez you know what that means you know i mean like yeah it was it was like this this list that list is still fully in play in places like west and gatlinburg and places like that they just don't have the internet yet they haven't gotten to like tumblr or whatever that's where

Dirty Sanchez had to move after the allegations. He had to go to an island to get away. Also, the massive amount, just a massive. You'll never believe the amount of Golf of America T-shirts they're selling. Oh, my God. And I did go to one store and they had a bumper sticker collection. And this was a list of them. Impeach Biden.

Let's go, Brandon. And a couple other like the Joe and the Ho one. and it's like you're never selling these now it's too late yeah i mean why are you keeping these it's embarrassing to you you're still sitting out you were at the retro bumper sticker store that's where people go to feel like oh man remember 2022 it's crazy too because it is like that is where they are and also i take a small amount of heart in the fact that like they don't sell anti-trump shirts there and i'll tell you why that makes me feel good it's because they only sell trump shirts because the minority of people in this world love

him they'll buy anything they're just stupid fucking idiots that'll buy anything with his face on it or anything like the tears did you guys know about the tears of the left whiskey uh this sounds familiar i know about whiskey well no this place is called tears of the left whiskey it's main you know he's it's got a few different pitchmen the main one's rob schneider oh yeah there's also kevin sorbo and then there's four other people that will sign an autograph for you if you spend the 400 to get the autograph but they are blacked out on the page of so they i don't think want to be like associated with it sort of and like uh me and chris have been following it for a while since it came out we were we saw it we we made fun of the website so i went looking

for it like two weeks ago to see what's going on with tears of left whiskey they're not getting it the people are so mad about it oh my god and my fear i have a theory my theory because i talked to tom sexton from the trail billies and he was like i wonder which distillery is the one that's making this tears of left whiskey and i said my theory is they never contacted one and now they've made a bunch of sales and they have to find the distillery yeah in order to send the whiskey to people which i think is very funny because like i said people are like uh i wanted to give this to my uncle for christmas and it was 289 and i still haven't got it they're saying maybe february nobody's answering my thing they won't give me a refund i'm contacting the better business bureau

which is my favorite threat. You're telling me my $500 whiskey signed by Rob Schneider is coming in 2027? It's really frustrating because I've been sending my tears to Rob and they have not paid me. I'm viling them up. He's just using them for spells. He's putting them in his damn coffee cup.

Yeah. It's really pissing me off. Watering down the damn thing. Well, we should at some point start the show. Yes. Weather report, it's still cold in New York. Update for that hot in LA, cold in New York. There you go.

Now you know what it was. This week's theme is, of course, seduction. Uh-huh, honey. Kind of a perfect theme. It was a natural segue from the boob stuff, and then I didn't jump in and make it go into the episode. But, you know, it's still good. It's still good later, too.

Seduction is a recurring theme on our show. It's always relevant. But this week, we're going to go straight to the source, starting with our Space of the Week, which is a specific invite the podcast received via email this week. What? This is the Space of the Week. Space of the Week! Okay, so we got invited to this?

Oh, my God. This was by an email I answered. We were invited to Mel D's AI Beauties Collection. we have to accept the invitation and then the ai beauties are ours there's around 754 followers in here 27 posts in the last month just one contributor who i bet is a robot of some kind himself but uh it that must be mel d we got to accept this right yeah we should accept it i would like so polite well also i love it suggested spaces men wearing a skirt or dress okay i would really really love to talk to one of the 756 people who follow this i

would love to meet one of those like the ai beauty core users you know what i mean what we gotta do is go to these comments and then just see who's what they're saying in there because mel d is a picture of austin powers i don't think that's really austin powers himself so yeah most of the ai stuff is like they're posting a very obvious ai woman on account of this is mel d's AI Beauty's collection. And then all the comments are people just saying gorgeous, looking sexy, breathtaking.

Where's the Bobby? This guy's an assistant deli at grocery store. Assistant deli clerk at grocery store business. I'm from the outside looking in here, but it seems like there's a wide swath of societies in the comments here.

You have your grocery store assistant. You have Carlos DeJesus, who I don't know what his deal is. I assume he's a high-powered executive somewhere. I mean, these are really good-looking beauties we're talking about. And they have a lot of upvotes, too. So people are contributing in the space.

This is crazy, man. I'll say, like, last year in October, right, my wife was telling me, it's her dad's birthday. My wife was like, I just got him some Fireball because this guy loves Fireball. He's in his 70s. He drinks Fireball all day. Respect.

it's the craziest thing in the world uh his doctor told him he's pre-diabetic so he was like oh i can't be drinking whole beers i gotta burn that out of me i gotta drink the sweetest roughest less though less by volume you know what i mean i don't know that that's true brian i know i don't either i actually don't know but that's what's going on i don't drink beer anymore because of had sugar what uh my sister's-in-law get a hold of my wife and they're like hey we got this fucking really great idea for dad's birthday gift we're gonna have ai write a book about his life and then give it to him and this book is like i i don't know like 300 page book written by ai of a guy's life like that that like he sits down and reads that like what

that's for his legacy it's so others read about where where did they get all the info though yeah they just typed in a bunch of information about him and his and his family and his wife and like they they plugged in like all of the information that they knew about him oh he lived in japan for a period of time because he was a marine now they didn't know what he did in japan but i assume the book like like extrapolated a bit yeah what went on in japan he probably had sushi and sake and he's reading it like yeah i guess he saw a sumo match live they called him a guy gene as he was a foreigner to their land and so i told my wife i was like that's the worst gift i've ever heard of and then they give it to him and my wife is like he was not impressed i

mean he acted a little bit like oh cool and then they fucking did it again for her mom and i was like you guys i don't have the heart to tell them like these are the worst gifts you could ever give somebody giving somebody a book is fine a long book is fine that they're interested in but i do not understand this idea that somebody can look at ai anything ai and be like this is something i'm very much like i have to reserve judgment until i've read the entire story of this guy's life the average american now reads i think zero books a year too so i mean that would be a very funny thing for that to be like your one book of the decade is the ai generated book of your life i do wonder problem i do wonder how many i i once they did it i kind of did really

start to wonder how many people are doing this now you know what i mean getting a book written about their life which is an odd thing to do i think you would be surprised at the amount of people who self-publish things on like amazon where it's like here's the story of my life yeah it's like a digital book that was written by ai it's interesting though that if like you write a book that no one sees and put it on amazon and no one buys it that's almost the most artistic thing you can do where you're living and dying by the blade of your poetry or whatever, and no one will ever see it. It's like a sandcastle at the beach.

You're just telling your tale. Whereas if you have a computer do it, it's like the coldest, most soulless effort. And like narcissistic. But I'll say that you're guaranteed one book sale, and that's yourself. Yeah. I've got to read it.

I want to know what the computer thinks of me. I can't see this book. Compared to, Jeremy was telling me he was over somebody's house, and they had an AI art framed on their wall. I feel like a book is more, I'm more intrigued by the book. so the book tells you what your future is and like how you end up dying i think that would that's

interesting i read that listen everybody that listens to guys and stuff knows this so it's and and yks and all these shows they know this it's very embarrassing it's fucking stupid it's the stupidest thing i ever did in my life okay what is this i went on youtube and i was scrolling through and i found this band that i was like oh my god these songs are so funny now first of all I don't even like funny songs at all. I don't listen to Weird Al. I don't like any funny. I basically don't like any.

I like funny songs. They make me laugh. I don't like anything funny. I don't like people having fun. I hate it. I agree. So I find this fucking, these music that sounds kind of like garage rock music, you know, which is my shit.

I love that stuff. I like, like, Ty Siegel and, like, the Black Lips and bands. Like, that's King Kong. that's the kind of stuff i'm like i like as music um and they're singing these songs about listen i sat on my balls and now they're fucked up or something like that was the song but they sounded right so for some fucked up weird reason i then went to the website of the ai band that i didn't know his ai and i bought a t-shirt from him it got to my house and i looked at it i felt so much shame because i figured out oh my god this is all ai and that that was the oldest i've

ever felt and i haven't fought for it again but yet and the t-shirt said something like i'm just gonna sit here with my legs crossed and act like a toddler i want you to know i don't own any funny t-shirt what the fuck was going on that day it's the weirdest thing but yeah i get made fun of a lot you should have left it at the store in key west and just see if they noticed i mean listen i know that i i realized while i was there that the junk stores in tourist towns are now just doing ai and just selling like there there was a period of time where a man got paid or man or woman got paid to make an i love boobies shirt to like design it and everything now that's gone yeah yeah but i will say just yesterday i posted something that i

thought was real on my stories it was a video ostensibly shot in japan of a bunch of chihuahuas running out of a subway train and they're all wearing little strawberry hats and i and there seems like something that could happen there was a train conductor trying to keep them from all running around the station and i thought wow i can't believe that happened i really liked the way it looked i thought it was um the cutest thing japan is too crazy you thought i really did i say crazier things have happened over there see my my favorite musician right now and I who I'd be like it's helpful to like know this can't be AI because my favorite singer right now is this obese woman who holds a rock and jumps on glass bridges yeah and I know she's real right

wait a second wait a second she's an obese woman who holds a rock have you guys seen these videos Claire and she falls down on the bridge this is a very popular AI video that goes around as people keep making these like ginormous women who who take a giant rock and they fall backwards onto a glass bridge and everyone dies jeremy misspoke there's been this recent accident that's happened on a bridge where a woman appears to have fallen down with a boulder killing millions me and chris have noticed recently we always have like a weird bit at the beginning of every bonus show for a while we read the past safari and holidays but we found out that they repeat every year so we for a year we we did entertainment news by a guy named mike zero who does clickbait

cool name that's oh god if you look at his account it's he's his clickbait is the funniest it'll be like uh tom hank said the craziest thing after fans booed him or after charlie kirk or something like that you know what i mean he'll say that and now we tried to do chuck norris jokes but people were did not like that and i like the the going into the chuck norris jokes facebook page and reading the longest chuck norris jokes in the comments they're not short at all they're quite extensive from what i tails can i see more of these fake boobs yeah yeah we should the new thing we found is called eminent we do now is eminem news because if you look up eminem anywhere he's the most ai'd guy and what an ai that like people

have chat gbt stories about eminem that they put on the it's crazy how much i have like a picture of eminem as dead bull that's cool that's legally untouchable just the last time a white guy was so cool we all worship he's a man of a million stories it is nuts though he is he is i was like why is eminem the guy like because they'll be like eminem gave like a hundred a gift to all of the soldiers at a nursing home and now they're all rich and and there'll be a picture of eminem like standing in front of a bunch of old people crying and it's so weird i recommend it to everybody look up eminem just google on facebook it is so good he thinks eminem is spending his free time doing some fun things on the computer oh yeah it's his pr people i know

he was an ape at one point he was a very blinged out ape and it was worth millions of dollars but we can't discuss that anymore because it's time to seduce well hold on quora.com i want to just real quick on this ai picture i really like this comment from jason fields her pretty eyes eyebrows and pretty black hair look good with the white t-shirt i agree funny thing to say can we just very quickly look at this suggested one men wearing a skirt or dress sure i just really like this is not about cross-dressing or mtf gender train change only quote straight men bigoted what is that bigoted skirt subreddit this is exactly like the fart subreddit that had to say this is not for fart fetishes

we're not farting because we're gay guys let me address the rumors unfortunately they have been uh unfortunately they have been uh infiltrated by women who fart for fetish stuff and they're they're not doing anything about it Come on. So the skirt one, it seems to be that they're very anti people either wearing it for cross dressing or wearing it because they're trans or sexually. They're like, it's just logical. Is it just a Scottish?

No, no, no. They're like, this is the place for men, ordinary men, masculine men, older men, men with a belly, men with a beard who discover that a skirt or dress simply fits their body better than trousers not because they want to be women okay but because it's logical comfortable and healthy i've heard that line before skirt gives ventilation when men need it most no pressure on the belly bladder or prostate that's an interesting one because i just don't think i have any pants that have pressure on the prostate no i was about to say there's a uh there's a subject emerging here of a man with a large enlarged prostate who maybe has pants issues a man with a type of beard

on a certain age demographic maybe no tight seams against the genitals finally um yeah a lot of men with a belly finally clothing that doesn't dig in or slide down yeah i like jeans but they're so hot on my balls this is not about gender it is though it's men wearing a skirt or dress well no it's not it's the name it's what it's called are there any utila kilt they're these are skirts these aren't even utila kilts you should at least have utila kilt these are like 2005 jean skirts from abercrombie and fitch what's pissing me off about this is these guys are just trying to reinvent the wheel the kilt already exists and looks like pretty cool and they've figured it out and it does all that stuff already but

it's a loud pattern a kilt right you boys need to read and discover your history on the highlands of scotland like this guy's wearing like khaki skirt yeah it's like a button down just like trashy the utility kilts are like denim or canvas and they're they're kind of and they have pockets and all that stuff like they're they're you can keep your edc on you still if you're using a utility kilt yeah i mean we all have a lot of kind things to say about the utility kilt but that is not what they're talking about in this space too expensive i guess they can go to the thrift store and buy a 1995 skirt. They can't afford all the fabric

that goes down to the rest of your knee, I guess. I don't know. Okay, let's get off the skirt and dress. Can we please go back to the women, though, just for a second? Yeah, what's up, Claire? Because I feel like this will show us how much people are trying to look at boobs,

which it's the very... It's literally just AI-generated women and then people saying beautiful. We can keep looking at it, but I'm getting pretty worked up. Yeah. And it's getting hard to podcast because I'm...

Definitely needs thicker thighs according to Steve. Okay, so that's a preference. You know, Steve is right, though, that it is like a computer image so you can just be like, Grock, chunk it up and then they'll send it

right on back to you like it's not a real lady. And give her a stone and put her on a bridge. Claire, you're going to love this bridge video at the end of this podcast. We're moving on.

It's core romance. Hit the romance button. okay turn that off here's a question my wife's dying wish is to sleep with an elephant do you think this can be granted chad is this real does this mean sexually you think it must be right no no no i think it's like to sleep to cuddle with the elephant i think that would be a dangerous More likely real wish, but I think this is a sicko saying that I would like... Does anyone have any ideas about my wife getting spit-roasted by an elephant? Quora, what do you think?

There's only one answer here. It says, from Be Kind, he says, Why not connect with the zoo in your city to arrange it for both of you? They may consider it for your mutual sake. Okay. Well, we can assume, like Claire was saying, that this is just a snuggly elephant fantasy. I feel that way. Still pretty dangerous, though, on account of the size of the elephants.

The question is from the Ukrainian beast. Who has an AI tiger, Abby, and it's very scary. Fantastic first question on this page, though, for the Ukrainian beast. I'm five feet tall and 80 pounds with no boxing experience, and tomorrow I'm scheduled to box a nine feet tall, 400 pound undefeated pro boxer. Do you have any advice? wait this these questions are really good is russia pig oink oink my four-year-old son has cancer and his last wish is to bomb mecca see i'm beginning to think it is the sex then if it's

gonna be this kind of jokester i'm very into the idea of a like one of the last ukrainian military age men dodging the draft and there's guys in vans trying to scoop him up every time he leaves the house and he's like spending every day on the run and then he gets home to quora and It's just like, can my dog suck off a guy? The government's hunting him down. This is how they're going to decide the war with Russia, right? They're going to send out the Ukrainian beast to box the nine-foot-tall, a 400-pound boxer.

We need more trolls. They're murdering us with the trolls. 80 pounds. Five feet tall, 80 pounds. i wonder if i can get an ai to make a picture of a five foot tall eight and i'm kidding you definitely can and it's a form of beauty five feet tall 80 pounds uh jerry i'm typing it in google okay my hope is that there's a regular google guy that's there yeah it's like captain america before they like give him all the medicine it's a woman they're gonna send you a

fucking google ai oh yeah no no it's all women uh i have to type men could i just say beautiful parentheses bad parentheses boxer parentheses undefeated this guy does have advice um okay so we're on the boxing one i'm five feet tall 80 pounds no boxing experience i'm gonna fight a nine foot tall 400 pound guy uh in the answers uh do you have any advice jerry barbier says yes i do if your description of this fight is correct i mean your size and his i strongly advise you not to do this this has nothing to do with your manhood you're not a coward this is just seemingly ungodly and then around 10 exclamation points nine feet tall four question marks nine feet tall 15 question marks he is not a man you must have typed incorrectly 10 exclamation points 10

question marks he's a creature from another planet 12 question marks stay home at 10 exclamation points i agree with that yeah that's a that's a upvote for jerry barbier there he nailed it from the bronx do not do this jerry's up do when we click on jerry barbier from the bronx yeah definitely he's mostly answering questions about who would win in boxing matches i do like that question that is a good question though that everybody should be thinking about who would win a 58 year old jake paul and a 27 year old mike tyson oh he's reversing it oh yeah i think mike tyson might win that one he might kill jake paul it really seemed like he threw the other one away to make a million dollars i don't know if anyone remembers that it looked pretty transparent

to me but what do i know he goes as far as jake paul he belongs working in starbucks because he couldn't box tomatoes thanks for your question that bronx flare don't step to jerry outside of the bronx yeah okay we need more seduction here okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry here's another question if a giant if giantesses were real would you like date them would you date a 10 foot or 50 foot or even 1 000 or a mile tall giantess i'm gonna say a mile tall is gonna be my limit i'm not going to date a mile tall giantess that seems a little can't even see most of the giantess i would date a 50 foot tall giantess yeah there could be a real attraction between a human man and a 50 foot tall giantess because we're just like a little mouse for like a baby to them

yeah so you can put me on her shoulder i sit on her shoulder like a little parrot we're not even baby size we're more like a parrot or like a like a bug really that'd be kind of fun to be a parrot Yeah, then she'll be like, he talks, ha ha. You know, she says stuff like that. What does it say about me that I'm like, you could sleep in her butt? That's kind of my first idea. You want to sleep in her butt? I'd be really concerned.

You're going to get comfy in between the cheeks. I feel like that would smell. I think you would probably die in a butt that big. Like really good odds. You're going to get sat on. You're going to get smothered. See, this is again. Woke, rearing its ugly head.

I would sleep in her breasts. Thank you. Thank you. My friend who I talk about too much on this podcast, who is a noted cuckold, he has a giant fetish. He's into giants. I wonder if there's some sort of cuckold giant thing going on there. He was really into Attack on Titan at the time.

Oh, yes. Because that one has giant women in it, I believe. It does. Well, they're sexless. Oh, okay. Never mind. They're kind of like Gundams made of flesh, it turns out. Spoils again for Attack on Titan.

If you keep listening to the show, you will slowly piece the show together. Isn't that Evangelion that's Gundams made of flesh? They both are. Okay, they've done it twice. Okay, fair enough. There's only so many ideas out there. Now, in Japan, is that the place where all the chihuahuas ran from that train? There is, and it's a big problem over there.

It's really cool, though, when you look at it. I think cucking and a giant sex are kind of a similar power thing, where there's an unstoppable force taking something from you. I think he just wants to be a small little guy. He wants to be a little bean, but pick it up out of your pocket. It's more of a small little guy thing, I think, than a very tall person thing. Only shorties will understand.

Exactly. Like I said, you sit on her little – you little boy sit on her shoulder and just talk to her all day. It would be cute. I would like to read this answer by William K. Taro, who is answering the giantess question. I can imagine seeing my sexy girlfriend's red polished toenails covered in pantyhose and open-toed high heels covering the entire horizon knowing that thousands

of people are unlucky enough to be crushed underneath them i would be more than happy to date a girl twice the size of the city i can kiss and smell her feet as long as possible and she might not even notice i would also love to take her to her i would also love to she her excuse me take off her shoes and hover her gigantic feet above the city shaking and roaring the air i will even pour some wine on gigantic toes and let her foot crush expensive food and then when i'm ready to go i will surrender put myself under there and become one of the many victims man a tiny boy dying the most elegant death possible by getting squished under his girl's sexy foot all right hey this guy knows what he likes that's an upvote for me upvote for

you dog that is so specific you've painted an image this is what ai can never do you know what i mean like you'll never replace guys like william k taro who are saying with their full name exactly how they'd like to be crushed by a giant sexy foot they will not replace us probably loves monty python i wonder if this is all he's answering no he's he answers all sorts of stuff which i kind of respect more this is what the website is for like he has like thousands of answers and one of them is about how you'd like to be fucked by a giant woman you got to give this dude a follow i do also like why does why didn't evolution make childbirth painless oh a pleasant experience not even just painless why did an evolution make childbirth a pleasant

experience i don't know there's like an animal ripping you open from the inside out i think they did as best they could you know that you get those hormone releases or whatever but it could be good i think what evolution do that all the best they could do for you is they make women forget how bad it was like one year after and then they're like i could do that again and it happens again they go oh no i like the idea of like an atheist who is like anti-god like oh you believe in creationism i believe evolution is sort of a guy who chooses things for us it's kind of like mother nature in a way yeah you know what i mean father evolution kind of an omnipotent guy yeah all seeing all knowing

okay more seduction do you want to read more from the giant test people or or is that enough there's not much more there's a guy who's like me thinks not uh Start with the three meters. Hey, listen, Lick Guy, I like that attitude. He's like, just a little bit. Actually, I don't know how much is three meters. Three meters is like 10 feet. That would still be nuts.

It is. Even eight foot is crazy. There's not even eight foot tall people, I don't think. No, I mean, that would be like you being a child and them being an adult. That's the dynamic you would have. Well, now, see, I could get into that. Hold me like a little baby. sometimes ladies have a boyfriend who's like 18 inches taller than them so i guess you could maybe

ask them uh if that's okay this is discourse online too because people start saying that if you're dating someone they've moved past age gaps and they talk about how height gaps are pedophilia it's child coded yeah child coded child coded girlfriend too short stop being so short you're pretty much a baby the world's tallest man seems to be 8.2 feet too tall so that's the tallest person that guy's gonna die at like 20 though yeah i know he deserves love and everybody asks him if he plays basketball his bones are probably not stable that'd be my guess okay this is more of a romantic question here okay read it this gets into the narc subgroup on quora which is a really interesting community did anyone else's narc

x turn into a completely different person for the new supply i genuinely think he is in love with her what does this mean okay so the new supply the supply is gonna be signals here it's gonna be i guess uh a new boyfriend or girlfriend i'm kind of confused by the gender looking at the related questions it seems that new supply is a specific thing related to narcissism because all of these are about new supply yeah i think the supply is just a pejorative for the new girlfriend like what you call white women's snow bunnies. Okay. You know, it's like cool slang.

Right. It's like they're sucking the life out of them. Yeah. They're being supplied. It's like a drug. Yeah, the sweet drug of a narc. This Yakubian supply. I want to see the answers.

We only have the AI highlights up right now. Okay, I'm going to go to answers here. 24 answers. People have thoughts. Oh, fuck me. I didn't mean to click on a different thing. Now, Quora is a bad website, so they're trying to show us a different question

that is not what we're trying to do. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Every website's a bad website in the age of AI. They're so bad. Here's an answer from Kayla Dawning. Yes, I'm sure that all of our narc exes turned into a completely different person for the new supply. From the outside looking in,

it sure does look that way, doesn't it? With your new perspective of recognizing exactly what he is and how he functions, doesn't it just seem unimaginable that he hasn't exposed his true self to her by now? I mean, the fact that my narc ex's new relationship didn't implode within the first three months and is still apparently alive and well,

six months in could totally make me wonder if she's the one yada yada yada i don't know just like yeah it's yeah your your your narcissistic ex is good at appearing like a new person well you'd have to seduce them don't you see the answer is in seduction right because these whole communities are just people who get dumped and they're like uh i that guy was a psychopath right he was also a vampire and some guys are psychopaths though they're they exist but for this many of them to be out there there'd have to be a legion of psychopaths i have a friend who recently went through a big breakup after like many years with his very annoying evil ex-girlfriend and now she is married to a new guy like a month later the new supply the new supply that's a good

supply yeah didn't even have to get cobra conversely i have a friend who broke up with his long-term girlfriend and then immediately got married and we all like the new girlfriend way back really i think that that's actually uh interesting we love the new supply okay yeah so you're in love with the new supply i can't get enough of him being supplied by her in love uh the person who asked this question is caitlin smith her bio says that she was in a four-year relationship with a narcissist and she lives in bloody london yeah english oh how about new i'm sorry wrong button english spotted anglo spotted you live in london all of her questions are about narcissism i don't i wonder

if facebook is still like this i'm not on it anymore but the person who vague they call it vague booking oh yeah and they would come on and be like you know some people's ex-husband is the real just be talking shit about some very specific person and it's very obvious who they're talking about and then the memes show up where it's like the joker and harley quinn and it's like i didn't hurt him she hurt me or something like right right he would never disrespect his queen or whatever yeah well facebook's not like that anymore it's mostly ai generated images of eminem now that is the good thing on there ai generated images of eminem and ai cartoon videos of chuck norris jokes yeah even the facebook users are now sick of the joker and harley quinn they wish that

they would just figure it out romantically i think we need to explore less of the narcissist Cis Quora communications, and then more of a Munchausen syndrome. Let's see if it comes up. I mean, we got some good stuff in here. I'm surprised we haven't come across any. I know. Maybe ever. Okay, here's a question, and I can tell that you searched

seduce landlord to find it. But the question is, how can I seduce a man with dance? There's some interesting answers on here. I will tell you the first one is a rude shot at Miley Cyrus for someone. Okay. For some reason. So this is from Kaushal Huda, who is a bookworm, gamer, and Potterhead. Wow, this guy's got it all.

Yeah, he loves Harry Potter. Oh, I really thought Potterhead was some millennial, or not millennial, Zoomer name for a weed person. It's when you smoke so much weed you think you're Harry Potter. It's, in fact, extremely millennial. you think you're invited to a magical school he says from a guy here's a simple guide do and then it's just blank and then don't and it's a picture of miley cyrus twerking rude it is rude oh the do was um shakira okay yeah i agree with that i think shakira is a seductive queen great well i

want to see like miley cyrus can be seductive too if she wants yeah i think it was rude of him to say that but i think he he probably said that like a decade ago when it was like cool to bash smiley cyrus yeah it was 11 years ago she's like one of those people who was like a child star and then you watch them land you're just like you're an incredible entertainer she is she has i because i was still listening to howard stern for for my uh shocktober which is like a deep dive podcast about shock jocks and uh he fucking loves her now because she does like she'll do like a cover of landslide and all he likes is like classic rock so like he'll be like oh this is talent right here so i think she's highly respected in the classic rock guy space i think that's right that's one of

the most lucrative spaces to be respected in they'll buy they'll buy all kinds of vinyl those guys this question by the way how can i seduce a man with dance was edited by some old british guy because the original question was how i can seduce man with dance which i think is a better question huh this guy jack webb this extremely old looking british man extremely fixed it so british that guy looks so british to me and he he does that left-handedness that almost looks like a racist depiction of a british yeah it makes me i could feel offended on behalf of britain is this a real person do you think or is this like a different guy he must be having a laugh mate you think this is like a famous person we should know jeremy's pulled up some kind of hacking device again it's

called searching on google it's not searching on google involved drawing a square brian have you ever searched on google this way nope nope i don't i don't search anything every week jeremy uses a police coordination technique on the computer and is like we all do this we can all zoom in on someone's eyes and find out their lineage by clicking on them. I go on Reddit and then I go on a subreddit and type wife

to see what people are complaining about their wife for doing. I quora'd the word horny this morning. Oh, that's a good one. Anything good up there? It was a lot of like, are there horny men in India? It was mostly every single question. I was like, it's

not specific enough. Quora is really big in India. like yes because i use it too at times of course i'm sorry that's okay it's a website how dare you but we actually own quora people do think we're the people add us online all the time they're like you can you guys clean up your website but it is it is like uh uh almost every answer has like five indian guys answering yeah and then like there yeah i it's huge it must be like the social media i found a guy on here that uses the right erotic gay porno but i have never been able to find him again but just incredibly long stories about seducing straight men that's that's

extremely good our favorite quora guy that we found that we keep coming back to is this guy named i am a pizza whose whole thing is that he wants people to eat him and all of his questions are like i'm a pizza can you eat me i'm in the oven right now can you munch up my cheese uh the thing about him though is he's less of a guy and more of a giant pizza that's right that's right he's not really a man so much as he is a pizza he's a complicated figure okay let's go to this is quinguistics this is a new topic linguistics it's all of the language that's fit to print flawless victory sure what is the phrase getting strange getting strange now i've heard this on the streets and uh i have a specific interpretation

for it there's only one answer here and i thought it was pretty interesting uh harry says strange means unusual different or something along those lines oh no if something is getting strange it's becoming unusual or different in the same way that if the day is getting warm the temperature is rising and so on so if i was sitting at my computer as i am right now typing away on coral when someone knocked on my balcony door wearing a space suit and offering me a million dollars. That would be getting strange. That would be getting strange.

Shut up. This is like when you guys thought that a question about water sports was actually about water skiing. Yeah. And I had to explain to you that some people... That's not as big a thing as getting strange, though, Claire. That's some real in-the-know stuff. My fetish is Claire explaining it to me.

I was just pretending. I did find it interesting in Key West all the places that said water sports that made me think of people peeing on each other and I just wonder if I'm in a minority if Claire and I are in a minority or if we're just

like everybody walks by the water sports store and is like oh that's for peeing on each other have you guys participated in water sports I've not no I've never been peed on well it sounds like you have a genuine interest yeah i mean i love kayaking

that was like i i back when i was like 13 stole a porno magazine from my friend porno sean actually calling the cops yeah and it was penthouse letters so there was a lot less like naked ladies in it and more like stories and one of the stories in it was about a couple peeing on each other and it blew my fucking mind like i i really i could not fucking believe it it like was just so the first time i heard about that i was like 13 and i was like ew p you were correct so it's still gross it's p is your friend named porno sean like ironically because you steal his porn no okay sean people call him porno sean because he's my friend sean that when i grew up and we would go to the video store like if we were out running around he'd stop by the dirty

bookstore the video store and he'd buy a bunch of porno and i was like why are you buying all this porno how much porno do you need and he was like i'm i'm planning to open up a porno store someday that's really cool oh it was actually a business move oh you thought he was a creep he's actually making money that's zoe de chanel behavior like i've never heard yeah it's funny because at the time i was like oh he's planning on opening up a porno store and then like as i got older i was like that's not how you open up a porno store the worst way to open a store ever he's just making a collection to profit from it later did he ever open the store no absolutely not you just jacked off absolutely not uh yeah he just watched all of his porn i mean this guy

he had orgies at his house like every time it was crazy cool guy that's why they call him porno sean because we would go to his house to party on like a friday night and people would start disappearing upstairs oh my god there was an orgy upstairs it was an orgy during a normal party so not even just an orgy party because i would like to argue there's a party during an orgy i've been accused of being at an orgy because i was there when it happened but the truth is me and my wife would just leave right you know what i mean because it was like oh they're all going upstairs now and then two days later they'd all be making fun of each other you know what i mean like can you believe this guy he doesn't even know how to fucking an orgy or like making

fun of each other's looks and stuff it was really treacherous that would really stress me out i feel like a barrier to me being in an orgy is having multiple people seeing me naked in the first place and then the next day they're all like you don't even know how to use your penis you dumb idiot well yeah you're thinking negatively what they would be saying is like jeremy you really surprised me how well you use your penis you know what you're a great orgy we all had so much fun we all had so much fun with your penis you you rock man that tight little butt of yours it was so much gossip that i was like i don't even know how you guys keep having orgies because like i would know oh this person's ass crack is really long goes halfway up her back was one of

them and then this guy has a very small penis and stuff like that and it's like jesus guys that's why i didn't participate also because i'm not a pervert that's wrong that's weaponized orgies it is i agree i agree it's against the spirit of the orgy we hang out with a bunch of rednecks in Groveport, Ohio, that kind of thing can end up happening. I could see that. I don't know what you were looking at, Claire, but I was just watching Claire scowl through that entire story. No, no, there's a, I hear a baby's voice.

Oh, okay. I'm so sorry to hear that. Soundproof headphones. The neighbors upstairs just had a new baby. I thought it was just a description of an orgy that went on a really long time, but I guess it could be a baby through the wall. I don't like no I love that I'm smiling at that idea Claire's like the baby the most orgies I think

that are happening happen in the midwest they must yeah it's cold it's like why they're so good at wrestling over there there's just not a lot else to do yeah totally yeah it was it was really weird because like like I said you'd be at a normal part and when I you know me and Chris cover swingers all the time like there's so many swingers out there and we we read post by them And, like, all of them are, like, the number one mistake ever is inviting vanilla people to your party. Agreed. And I was vanilla. I'm still vanilla.

I don't want to be a part of an orgy. But these guys, they just didn't follow the rules. They're eating all sorts of crazy flavors. You invite vanilla guys into your party, they're going to podcast about you. Cherry Garcia. They're going to say you're weird on the radio. i gotta show brian my um my vintage swingers magazine odyssey whoa those people have a text on there but it's great these are crazy because they're like full um spreads where people show

their they say hey i live in denver this is my address oh if you like what you see or want to hang out with me and my husband. It's crazy. This is just like Quora. This is what Quora was before the internet. Hold on. For listeners, I can't show this on the YouTube, but this is people fully spread eagle like, you know,

men and women crotches out. I don't think you can really see it enough. I think we can get away with it. We can get it. It's the perfect crime, I'd say. Okay, fair enough. Dude, don't mess around with Zoom. I'm banned for life from Zoom. Wait, what? Not even YouTube? Just Zoom? You're banned from Zoom?

I can't tell you how it happened, but they were like, you're banned from Zoom. And I was like, well, can I appeal? And they were like, yeah, sure. Put in an appeal. And I was like, I don't know why I'm banned. So we're on Zoom now. So you had to make a new account, I assume? No.

I am not allowed to have my own Zoom account. Okay. They trust you to be in a Zoom, but not with your own. He shouldn't be trusted in a Zoom either. I don't know what happened. All I can think is that me and Chris did some, I did some pranks with Chris, like, because, you know, he does pranks. He's always calling, like, the president or whatever. Is that what did it?

Yeah, Cedar Jack Smalls, man. He threatens people. He does. I've seen him do it. But, yeah, I think we might have pranked somebody and they reported it or something. Who fucking knows? But, like, I appealed it and they're like, hey, your appeal's denied. you you're not allowed on zoom and i'm like i've never heard of somebody getting banned

from it also could be we showed real sex the tv show sure real sex in a zoom call maybe and it was also in a pta meeting with a lot of kids right yeah yeah yeah i was like oh yeah i i went on zoom i said we're gonna watch real sex right now and then they were like why would we do that at the school board meetings i don't say our kids at a lot of paul thomas anderson meetings hello uh is this thing on hello if we're um just in case there's one person listening to this who doesn't know getting strangers to have sex no getting pussy it's when you get a different person yeah it's a different person it's also usually implied that they're like a drifter some kind of like street urchin prowling for it you might prowl for strange by the docks yeah

can we can we do one more seductive question or is it oh absolutely we can which one would you like to do spoil me please do the first one or the second one of the quincell town these are these are your uh hollywood style quaras and then we'll wrap it up quincell town is smurfette the hottest smurf i could not find another episode this question really fit in but i think it's worth discussing she's the only female smurf yeah there's been i know there's this like well-trod comedy territory where they're like oh they're a hive species because there's one brood sow and the rest of them fertilize her and then make a hundred eggs of smurfs uh but they're all commenting on her her instagram post saying beautiful smurf queen

oh my god you are gorgeous uh thighs could be thicker the thing is even if she was like she looked like a susan boyle style smurf she's the only female smurf so she by definition is the most attractive smurf if you're a straight man if you're a smurf because they could be gay some of them could be gay smurfs so i and here's the thing too is if they have an alpha system too then they would just have papa smurf or maybe brainy or something no if you're a gay smurf then to you the hottest Smurf is some random ass fucking other Smurf. You're considering it like they're people. They're not people.

They're Smurfs. This is some Gilgamesh-esque shit. Isn't that the villain? You're thinking, oh, what if it's a gay aunt or something? They don't work that way. There's a gay aunt. They're just like a hive. They're people.

They talk. They do talk, but their minds are connected via chemicals. Is that true? No. That is true. Is that Smurf's cannon? I don't think that's true at all. They leave scents, and they lift six times their own weight.

I think you're being a fucking Gargamel right now. You called him Gilgamesh. I did say Gilgamesh. Steve Steve's has the correct answer, which is if you're attracted to boy Smurfs, then no. Smurfette is not the hottest Smurf. If you like girl Smurfs, Smurfette is for you. I disagree. I think they're a bug species.

Girl Smurfette is for you. You got Steve. you got steve steves shut up steve uh mike smith says yes i have pictures of her all over my goon cave and then my laughing emoji i think he's just laughing he's having a laugh having a darn down vote although goon cave people they'll jack off to anything so i wouldn't put it beyond someone and then i mean there obviously you could type sexy smurfette into google and you all kinds of it you know come up for sure and a quora real quick google sexy smurfette okay this was a question by metal stout and they're a beer and liquor distributor it says and he has questions

about danny masterson yeah he says i'm very retro and like a total geek on comics 80s music 80s movies and 80s tv shows okay and that's proven by the smurfette question columbus ohio what great i live there too all right you could meet this guy you could go hang out with him you've probably been at an orgy with metal stout have you ever been to uh i've never been to an orgy i was at a party that turned into an orgy and i left have you ever been to beer liquor and wine at giant eagle well i mean i've been to giant eagle but he's in rent is he in reynoldsburg because i did live i did live in reynoldsburg for a period of time he's in columbus there's a decent chance he says he went to reynoldsburg high school and if you go to one like it's such a it's like a 10

minute drive but they think that downtown columbus is the scariest place in the world so they never come i'm willing to bet you know this guy i bet you bought beer from this guy if you go to your local beer place you could talk to metal stout yeah i wish i knew which giant eagle he worked at i would go every day until i saw a guy that looks like what i think this guy asked me about smurf he's still posting on quarry he posted on january 22nd so this is a guy you can find And you can talk to about Smurfette with an erotic tinge to it. I just found Smurfette with huge boobs on Google right now and long legs. Oh, nice.

Everybody's happy. I'm getting worked up again. 40% of her body, I hear. Okay, all right. We've got to close this down. Should we do a listener question before we go? Yes, yes, yes. Real quick.

Every week, we like to answer Quora-style questions from our listeners. Please write in and keep your question under 30 seconds at Quorators at gmail.com. is our listener segment is that okay is that okay um okay here's a question hi curators do little turtles show affection and if so how do little turtles show affection if so how that's a good and concise question thank you for writing and thanks for asking it twice It's very clear. We're 100% sure what they're saying there. Turtles, I believe, can be snuggly little guys.

Yeah, I guess. Have you guys ever had a turtle, a pet turtle or anything? No. My sister did. Were they affectionate? They sort of liked looking at me sometimes. I would hold them and they would sort of hang there. I wouldn't say they were actively looking for love.

No. Well, they are reptiles, first of all. So they're kind of like, they don't really have a brain that enables that. But they are seeking warmth at all times, going under the heat lamp, et cetera. Yeah, I agree with that. So if they seek your warmth, that's a sign of affection.

The main thing I know about turtles is they'll outlive you. They live a really long time. Not my sisters. Not mine. They did not make it long. Well, these are abused animals. I think the small ones don't make it that far. You're thinking of like sea turtles that live in the ocean and live to like 250.

I think like a tiny turtle that you keep in a little box in your house is like probably insane. I mean, if it's been enslaved and sold to a pet co, it's going to shave some years off for sure. For sure. Yeah. By the time it's at Brian's sister's room, you know, things aren't looking good. Well, my sister's turtle just seemed to sit on pieces of lettuce. Brian, did you send us a photo of nude Smurfettes? I'm really getting worked up now.

She's got the shoes on. I'm getting sprung. Her legs are so long. She kind of looks like Fergie. I got to close my eyes. She's looking Fergalicious. Edgy, sexy Smurfette. Wow.

I can't think straight right now. We got to close this down. Good God. Well, I hope that answers your question about the turtles thing, because I've moved on. Yeah, we're on December 5th now. Jesus. Okay, well, that's been the show.

Brian, thank you so much for coming back on the program. It's been a thrill to have you. Thank you for having me. I hope I didn't ruin it. No. I don't think you ruined it. You actually made it a lot better at the end there with some images you sent. Yeah, we'll be looking at that on our own time.

We're going to be taking a break brave. i gotta leave but wow we're gonna be taking a brief break to go to jeremy's bathroom and do anything we gotta do in there that keeps the show going but your show uh where can our listeners find that at home and abroad i just search guys podcast and it'll it'll show up and uh hey it's been around for two years or three i think we hit three years congratulations but uh yeah we just talk about weird guys mo it's very dirty i i will say that like i always when i ever i do a plug i'm like it's really dirty so if if you're bothered by that sort of thing it might not be for you i don't know if they've made it through the smurfette whole portion of the show i think it's

fine i'm always surprised by what bothers people though because like we've done live shows where you are forced to interact with like how an audience uh reacts to your things because like we'll go on some like nasty thing like that and then everyone goes like oh and i'm like that bothers you i think my entire experience doing this show has convinced me i'm like a sexual deviant and sicko who shouldn't be allowed out beautiful drawing of smurfette right i i remember like we had so many episodes with so much gross stuff sex guys swinger guys stuff like that we did fart guys and people like too far they don't like fart or shit yeah that bothers people a lot it's crazy to hate farts though because we're raised to believe that

they're funny we're all human people are like i don't want to hear the fartologist art that's science you're ever looking for a guy to watch he's a british guy he he goes and eats indian food and then farts all over the place what a job to have well oh yeah another plug for the fartologist but uh we we all love brian's show i listen to your show every week now so that you know i'm i think it's great and uh check it out um if you want more of our show we have bonus episodes every thursday you can double your trouble sweet baby by going to patreon.com slash quarators and uh we go on other websites there so things do get out of hand sometimes and And I'm sorry about that.

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