Quorators - Strange Phenomenon w/ Caleb Pitts

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do cows naturally eat meat? I've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat.  Do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? How can I stop someone from harassing my wife through astral projection? She signed up for a class with a naturopath and now this person is constantly in her head, telling her negative things and trying to destroy her life She claims to be helping Check out Caleb on Podcast About List on youtube and all other podcasting resources Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

The people who do it on, like, morning radio, they have it figured out. Yeah, yeah. And they had, like, 40 years. Yeah. It's actually perfected before you ever tried it. Exactly. Having a man whose name is, like, Cannibal Steve, who only does his cannibal character from 6 to 8 a.m.,

is the peak of the form. Yeah, when we were in Detroit, there was this, um... We were, like, in an Uber, and some guy was playing War of the Roses. Do you know what that is? Like the book? No, no, it's... The famous story? Not the famous story.

the game of thrones story no it's a it is a uh it's some midwestern like radio show does this bit called war of the roses where they get people guys call in they're like i think my wife is cheating on me with her personal trainer so they get uh both phone numbers and they make them call each other the personal trainer and the wife and then they just record the thing without them knowing that they're like listening and that their husband's on the line it is one of the most psychotic things ever that's good radio it's so good it can't be legal i mean that's to be fake but it's really really good most like funny things are not legal like that sure i've always saying i think new york state is a one-party consent state with recording audio so yeah if you call

as long as the democrats think it's okay yeah that's you don't have to tell them in new york yeah i think okay which is cool how can we use this we i don't know we trick a famous table Is it too far away today, do you think? For me, it's quite far away. Oh, yes. You stay over there. That's fine. You guys really do a good job of making me feel like the guest.

I'm not really a part of this at all. So that's well done. Yeah, you're like a good, I think, is the headphone like pulling on you at all? Because normally we do scooch you into bed. Yeah, see, I preempted that by scooting up a little bit. Because I knew that this was going to get pulled off my head if I didn't make a move. That's strategic. It's like the Donald Trump handshake thing.

Yes, exactly. I've learned a lot from him. Okay, well, get ready to dance, because the show is starting. And at the sound of the beep, it's the Quarators Podcast. Back to you again, Monday morning. Clear skies today. Looking at some nice spring weather. the date is may add the date later find out what the day is and add it in later we got a great

podcast for you today uh it's uh quarters the show on quora where we read quoras and it's alex and jeremy we're here every week this is coming out in like three days yeah you just made me feel fully schizophrenic when you said it was monday oh sure yeah i was like what and it is okay yeah It might as well be Monday. I just like to keep it grounded in when 90% of our listener base actually hears the show, which is going to work,

I assume, at some kind of dark factory at around 6.30 a.m. on Monday. Just looking at the numbers here. We have a very exciting guest for you today. All the way from the podcast about this podcast, we have the world-famous Caleb. Caleb? Hi.

Hello. How are you? I am well. Yeah. I have coffee in a big mug. That's amazing. I have an energy drink with a warning label on it. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. I usually go for warning label energy drinks. What is the warning? It just says caution. Oh. It's a really nondescript kind of warning. It doesn't tell you what to be cautious of. It really just, I mean, it doesn't even say, like, don't drink too much of it.

It kind of just tells you to stay away. You know how you are when you drink these. It does say low-carb performance, so maybe that's what it's cautioning you about. Hey, there's not a lot of carbs in here. There's no carbs in here. Yeah. But you might perform. If you're having a diabetic emergency, this is not the drink for you.

Not a meal replacement, this specific Arizona energy drink. Yeah, that would be pretty gross if they made a meal replacement Arizona. 99 cents meal drink. Yeah, I was impressed that it's still 99 cents. Yeah, I was going to say. I haven't had one of these in a while. I paid $1 cash. They've got to be losing money on that.

I mean, it's unreal. They've got to be losing money on that. We have to be losing years of our lives drinking it. Yeah, that's probably what it is. That's probably the truth. What they're putting in it. Yeah, this is not for human grade water. I think it's water.

The slop company for every other drink is just making money hand over fist because it costs like a quarter of a cent to make an entire bottle of the thing. And they're like, it's got to be five or I'm losing. I'm losing on this. Diet Coke has got to be $10. Yeah, I think there's like a board struggle. I'm reading the financial time. In Coca-Cola?

In Arizona. In Arizona? Because the guy wants to keep it a dollar. I thought I read that. oh that's like the costco guy who is like if you make the chicken right six dollars i'll kill myself or something myself and on camera yeah that is so fucking awesome that made me rock with him like no other company man ever yeah it's good just advertising it's amazing advertising yeah they should do that i mean they should stage more stuff like that sure forever you know uniclo should

be the guy should be if you make the shirts 31 i'll kill myself i will kill myself the move is always the same yeah it's the way it happens more CEOs should just threaten it's part of the deal yeah I'm so fucking sad no one understands me the chicken stays five dollars yeah um now Caleb you've been on Quora before I have what do you think about Quora do you like it uh here's what I don't like about Quora okay okay I search for a question usually has to do with runescape that's usually why I end up being on Quora I'm looking for a specific question to be answered there's one answer and then the rest of the fucking page is more questions yeah it does that yeah the format of the website really tends to piss me off yeah it's pretty bad yeah structure is bad and the

content is bad but there are other runescape guys i was gonna say is there a big runescape community on on quora it just quora seems to be if you search anything in a question form yeah that's the first link that you get almost every single time and i google like a very old man where I think that it's going to tell me the answer. Tell me where the diamonds are. Yeah, so then I search that, and then Quora comes up. You go right to Quora. How'd you get to Varrock Bank?

Goblin's killing me? I hate to vouch for Reddit on a podcast, but Reddit is the number one gaming forum website. I'm back into Reddit. I'm sick of pretending I don't like it. It's bullshit. It's an amazing website. It's where we should get all of our news from.

It's the only website like that that works at all. Did you ever go on GameFAQs? Is that before your time? Yeah, I did GameFAQ, and what was the other one that was like that? IGN? Yeah, IGN. GameFAQ was the one that had all the ASCII art. Yeah, yeah, I remember that shit.

That was awesome. They'd tell you, somebody would go on in their free time without being paid and write up like 200 pages on every single room in Final Fantasy X. Yeah. And you could cheat and not play the game at all if you just read this list. Yeah, I remember doing Halo 3 lasso runs, trying to do them and looking on GameFAQ

and being like, I'm following all the things. Why do I suck? When I was 16, I got a Japanese DS game and printed out a GameFAQ's line-for-line translation guide for the entire fighting game. I remember printing them out too, yeah. That was what was great about them. And then you'd get pissed off

when they do the art of Cortana out of the lines. You're wasting ink. My dad's going to kill me. She's too blue. Yeah, especially because I'm printing it in reverse, so I'm doing black paper, basically, and then just negative space with the white lines, so I'm getting destroyed.

It does look really cool with the negative space. It does look cool. And that's what you're paying for at the ink store. Yeah. All right, at some point I should do the show. So every week we have a theme. We found that it gets a little too chaotic when you just go on Quora and click random questions. So we try to schedule a topic each week.

This week's topic is strange phenomenon. Uh-huh, honey. Wait. Anything can happen in there. This is up my alley. And things are going to get strange. But before we get into that, we have started a cynical ploy to attract new listeners on YouTube in our regular tip segment, which we've been calling Tips for Men. but due to rapid response from the fan base here we are broadening that up and it's no longer just

tips for men or tips for women now we have a new and exciting segment we'll be debuting today which is tips for non-binary people tips for them tips for them that came out really great yeah is that what you think non-binary people are listening to yeah it's like they're like jazz i think they're all old souls yeah it could be i guess no one will be mad about that yeah no not at all uh it's a new stereotype i want to like invent some new ones some new stereotypes you're getting opportunities i think i think you know things are popping up where you can just say something and people believe it right yeah right with non-binary so non-binary people they like jazz They like jazz singers.

They're kind of, they wear dusters. We could say that. I was going to say the Where's Waldo shirt. That's good. I have one of those. Yo. Yeah. They're pretty good shirts.

Waldo was on to something like that. I would say Waldo, if you have a nice red striped shirt, Waldo is an enemy of yours because this is, you can't go anywhere without being a Waldo. And people think you're him, and then they're mad when you're not him. Yeah. And the thing, too, and, like, I've never accomplished this in my life. waldo had a matching hat to his shirt yeah that's a level of style that is almost impossible to

accomplish i would say i i used to see that like like uh in north carolina a lot of guys will wear like full carolina blue top to bottom that's a good look get it on the shoes yes yes yeah i'll find you in a book with a lot of guys in it yeah i don't mind yeah i got all day yeah here i am sitting here anyway that we're doing tips for non-binary people you got anything you had one earlier oh yeah uh uh non-binary people you could open a savings account and it actually gives you interest every i think month you put money into it you have oh you need money in it so there's layers to this i would say don't open a savings account because i actually charge you five dollars a month keep under 600 bucks in it oh yeah but yeah which can be a problem for some people those

are dueling tips yeah you've been following the other tips i think you have a lot of money by this point right oh okay we have those have all been for men and women i guess yeah it's kind of tricky yeah uh so first get money uh tips for non-binary people go get money here's a tip for money style okay open a credit card yeah right max it out close it go to a different company open another beginner credit card your credit score goes almost exactly to the same spot it used to be at no swear to god i've done this like five times why does it go up uh because they want you to have lines of credit and you have such a small amount that you owe in comparison to most people who like you can max out a low level credit card no like eight hundred dollars and so if you

if you do that three times you still don't owe that much money and then you have a new line of credit it's genius they want you to have more credit they believe in you so much at the bank yeah you really just need to open up as much credit as possible you have so much untapped potential exactly to buy things yeah i don't know enough about money to know if that's true but i like it i think it's a good tip it's been working out for me man there you go and i'm the kind of guy i mean i'm reliable i'm an hour late to the podcast i'm a you know that type of guy got a waffle house hat yep my stepdad works at waffle house stole this from him i also have his name tag and i stole it and then pretended that it just fell into my backpack when he asked me about it

did he get mad about that no he was just like why do you were you like wearing it around town i was wearing it around my house for a little bit yeah because it made me feel cool now i sense a lot of tension in your household do you want to go on about that yeah me and my dog have been having some problems because he likes to uh bark at my neighbor when she turns on her microwave oh the microwave specifically yeah he does not like my he knows you know dogs can sense natural disasters they also know that microwaves are not good for us and we need to stop using them so i have an air fryer with tons of teflon and they can knock out the internet a dog a micro A dog could, if you taught it how.

It hits the router. A microwave can just do that. Yeah, I guess that's true. The guy at, I got a new router last week. This is, by the way, I've had this door in my back pocket, waiting to fire this one off. This one's a heater, I can tell. I was at Staples, and I was like,

why doesn't my internet work? It seems like it should work. And then the guy who was just in the routers section at Staples was like a scientist. Like, I don't know why he works there. He was like, well, there are 21 channels. and you're competing with your neighbors for those channels, you need a stronger device to knock them off.

And then he described how to make a series of EMPs using household devices. Wow. Really? Yeah. Wow. And they were mostly the microwave. Are you going to do it?

No, I don't need to do that. Why not? It will knock my internet out. Take out the grid. Yeah, you take them all out with you, though. I guess if I feel like I've been a little too lost in my screen and the screen time is no good for me, I would do that. Sure, yeah, you could become a fucking Batman villain.

Yeah, if I need to touch grass. Just send the EMP. It's going to make it like $10 an hour. He's like a doctor. Teach you to do a Carrington event. What is the story? Times are bad. Things are really bad.

And that's why we're coming across so much strange phenomenon. Isn't that right, Jeremy? Yes. Oh, baby. So each week on Quarriors, we ask a question on Quora, and then we see if people answered it. Oh, you guys get involved. Yes.

wow it's like a system that as the show gets bigger will absolutely fall apart because everyone goes and fucks with us every week now that makes sense yeah but unfortunately no one answered our question from last week nice which was uh how old should i be before i can start using my powers for good right well there's almost a whole story there that we can't even they don't know what it is like they don't know how old you were before no one answered it so we'll move on we tried to get involved and no one cared sure um if you must answer our questions from a previous week be sure to use the code word scrambled eggs this way we will know that you don't really know how old i should be to use those powers all right let's read this from our radio show uh and now we're

gonna get into strange phenomenon starting with our first segment which is of course quora gone wild i think i might like this segment i'll warn you it's lion is longer than that's a long lion yeah he's really going off yeah um okay this is our animal segment so this is um do cows naturally eat meat i've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat so i've never seen any cow and i do know they've got like big square teeth so it's kind of upsetting to think about it'd be tough to eat meat with those teeth they don't have incisors i believe i've seen in berserk there's a horse that eats meat in berserk yeah well that's a cartoon yeah that's a fake horse

that's just a man playing a horse on comic book you'd have to really take a chomp out of it and what situation would a cow be taught to eat meat if you don't have any in a world with no vegetables oh that's one situation so that could happen if they're writing in from there aren't they big doesn't eat grass they're big they love grass yeah they love that yeah yeah they graze i believe oh yeah and i think that's like a really good system i would hesitate to get in the way of it i don't know how they stay so big eating grass though they eat a shit ton of grass i'm not even joking yeah they eat a ton of grass i wish it was me for real i mean that's a great that's a great thing about cows is that you really don't even need to feed them they eat the ground that's

amazing and i like their spots yeah the spots are very beautiful they're like big dalmatians they're big dalmatians that's right uh i see there's an incredibly long answer here from a former cowboy all right you want to read it what happened 1987 to 2014 former cowboy his name is nathaniel lee vigor okay either a leader nor a follower just a chocolate addict uh-oh um howdy I'm a big fan of chocolate horses, cheeseburgers, and steak. That's his bio. Cool. He's the owner of Nate and Andy's Cotton Candy.

So I guess he quit to become a cotton candy salesman. Wow, man. Wait, he has one follower, and it's I am a pizza, which as we all remember from a few weeks ago, is the man who pretends he is a pizza and asks you to eat him. Yeah, that's right. He lives in Michigan. But he did genuinely, it says former cowboy 1987 to 2014,

and then cotton candy places 2014 to present. so he did quit to become a candy wow this i mean that's the that's a dream the candy the becoming a cowboy and then quitting that life to be a sweetsmith is pretty insane those is only two jobs he ever had i guess yeah wow he's a he's a nursing major come on bro at north central michigan oh fuck come on man candy cowboy is like the highest level final fantasy tactics class Yeah, he can't be amazing at everything. But he loves chocolate. Candy Cowboy.

That's so funny to be a cowboy and you're spending all your time on the range, but then your love for candy is like pulling at you. You need to like pursue your truth. I'm really imagining it with like a big pitchfork and sticking it into a pile of just like licorice every day. I mean, he probably does do pitchfork with the cotton candy. That would make sense. Probably the only way to get anything in the store was a pitchfork.

there's a section on his page that says knows about and it's a bunch of topics and he knows about life and living, politics, warfare sex and chocolate and a bunch of other stuff no mention of cows no mention of cows

divorce is on there he spent 20 years with cows no idea how they work no wonder that cow left your ass yeah he had to leave the question is why does the cow eat meat yeah i've only seen videos of starving cows okay so nathaniel says i know they will at least uh

out of curiosity when i was young 7 to 17 years old i'd go over to the field and eat lunch with the cows most of the time it was a cheeseburger and lots of bacon a couple times the cows would actually lay down with me for a nap but a few times it would steal my cheeseburger all the bacon and most of the fries once two cows had stolen the burger and kind of fought over it a wee bit wait is he british too who says we in michigan he's kind of a good old essex style candy cowboy they'll also eat snakes if they can catch them what the fuck a cow can't catch a fucking snake how the fuck would it do that that's bullshit i think snakes know not to even come around a cow yeah they're giant you're just gonna accidentally get stepped on with a hoof

it's messed up to give a cow a cheeseburger well he does say he didn't give the he said they stole that they craved it okay they they knew what they were doing yeah the cannibal cow yeah that's a That's scary. You want to read this next paragraph? There's a complicating addition here. I don't know how they feel about chicken, but they'll also eat pork, and I had a charlalaise.

Did you? Charlalaise that had a particular affinity for Mountain Dew. I named her Horny Bitch. Okay. Maybe this guy wasn't cut out for being a cowboy. No, he's actually not quite good at it. And he had to kill the cow named Horny Bitch. He finally had to butcher her because she was too mean.

Nathaniel, I need you to stop cursing around the horses. That is really weird. I guess if you spend all your time around wild animals, you might develop a strange personality a little bit. That's something that could happen to you if you're alone all the time. He had to quit being a cowboy because he was too horny around these cows. Yes, we moved into sensual chocolates. Okay, so according to that guy, cows just actually will eat meat.

Yeah, okay. Just on a dime. I mean, I think they'll eat anything, right? They're not, you know, they don't make conscious diet decisions. No. They probably eat the grass just because it's there. Yeah, yeah. They shoot from the hip, which is what we all respect about them.

Exactly. The real issue they have is they're not predators, so they really have no way of acquiring meat unless it's an inquisitive snake. Yes. Those they can get right on. Yeah. What's the part of this question where they say, like, I've only found videos of starving cows?

I've never seen that in my life. You've never seen a starving cow? I think maybe like once or twice as like a PSA. From New York. Yeah, when they do the PSAs of the starving cow, why do I give a fuck about some fucking cow? How are you going to make me care? There's a trillion cows.

Most of them are fat. That's true. I don't care that one is skinny. I think it's sad. I think it's sad. I've seen like the PETA videos of like cows that are, like, breastfeeding a woman, like an adult human woman.

Right. That's a thing. Really? You ever seen those? No. I feel like PETA loves to do, like, a drawing of a cow, like, sucking a woman's tit and being like, what if it was like that?

What if it was like that? Isn't that creepy? Okay, you made a Gary Larson cartoon, PETA. Thank you. That's awesome. They're like, the roles were reversed. And then the woman says, it's a living. They should just use farsighted cartoons for PETA.

yeah that'd be it's like what if a cow went to therapy that's right that is kind of effective actually what are these tools for yeah exactly what if a dog was the president yeah a cow is stuck on a desert island with one palm tree give money to help him what album is he bringing uh do we want to read any more of these questions i feel like the cowboy guy is probably the best we're gonna get sure uh yeah let's move on then we'll do another one although everyone unanimously is saying yes and that really shocks me this is a good animal question uh how big would i get if a blue whale were to come inside me and nothing leaked out that's a good question that is a really good that's a really good question you have to be careful who you present these powerful quaras to

because not everyone will know what to do with them but i feel like this is a safe space here's what i would approach this from are you we talking about pure volume of uh ejaculate that's in your body or are you getting pregnant with a whale because that would really make you bigger i think yeah you know because whales are known i don't know if you've heard they're known as being quite large they're big yeah they're almost used uh interchangeably with the word big sometimes bigger than a cow yeah they're way bigger than a cow i think the way this is phrased it is about the volume of the semen because this is like

the night of your illicit affair. Nothing leaked out. Well, saying nothing leaked out, now we're living in la-la land. Of course things are going to leak out.

You only have so much space in your body and a whale has an immense amount of jizz to give you. Fill up your brain. Yeah, exactly. It would have to saturate every single part

of your body. Yeah. So I just don't know if this is a, you know. You might explode. You might pop like a pimple. I think you would explode

Because also, it's not going into your, I mean, your best chance at survival is probably taking it, taking the load in your mouth and swallowing it. Oh, yeah, because you have a system for that. Yeah, because it can be digested. It can sit in your stomach. Your stomach can stretch. Your asshole and the parts therein do not have that much of an ability to hold gallons and gallons of stuff. No, not if none of it's leaking out. So the whale's coming in your mouth, and you're drinking it as it's coming, and you're pissing it out continuously.

Well, it's high in protein, so I think you would be shitting. Okay. I think you have to be shitting. I think it is mostly protein. Oh, God, I'd be so full. It would be like, you know the runner's goo, you know that stuff? Sure. It'd be like eating 50,000 of those.

You ever ask what that is? So you finish it. It could be this. The whale comes in your mouth. It goes through your body. You're shitting it out as it's coming. Yes. And then you immediately run a marathon.

I mean, what are you going to do with all that energy? You're going to be stimmed up to the moon on this. There is an answer on this one. There's one answer. This is better than our superpower. Is this a scientist? This is Bob Lawson, former VP IT, IT project manager. Okay, so this is a nerd.

This guy doesn't know anything about animals. He says, not sure about a blue whale were to come in you and nothing leaked out. But if I came in you 10 times a night and nothing leaked out, but you would probably grow to the size that you would be if you got pregnant on our first night. So not helpful at all. Is that like a pickup line? If I caved you 10 times. I searched the word whale so I could drop this line on somebody.

He said 10 times? Bob has incredible stamina. That's amazing. He's got ropes. He's drinking a lot of Gatorade. His core bio is, my nickname was Mr. Lucky because I've met and been with some very beautiful women. I believe it. Yeah, if he can come ten times in one night, every single night.

I'm mad that he said, I don't care about what whales. Like, I want him at the whale. Yeah, why are you just ignoring the question? You're selfish. Yeah. What do you think stopped him from being vice president before? Was it the... Bob Watson.

Oh, yeah, I think it's a VP at, like, an IT company. Yeah, so he probably went up to his employees and were like, what if I were to come on you ten times? Who is the... Is it McAfee who would fuck whales? John McAfee? Come on. People can say anything about this guy.

Yeah, that's true. He claimed to have sex with a whale's blowhole. Okay. Which is mostly torturing a wild whale. I don't know. I feel like a whale's big enough they just don't even know what the fuck's going on. Right.

They think it's a rock. It would be like if a fly got on your eyeball and wouldn't leave. Exactly. How many times has a fly fucked your face and you had no idea? Probably every day of my life. Probably every single day.

And nothing leaked out. Yeah. If a fly just hit me, how big would I get? About the same size. Yeah, probably maybe a very small amount bigger. Right. We do like to have fun on here, but this question's a little far-fetched. I don't think anything could not leak out.

It's honestly bullshit. This is a joke. I mean, I know that Cora has a problem with kind of pranksters going on and doing trolling, and I think this is a clear, you know, this is not a real scientific question. No. All right, let's move on. It was good to find Bob Lawson. I liked meeting him.

All right, so this is our next segment. This is our incel and manosphere questions here live in the Quokker. What's going on with girls? This question is, can you really enter into berserk mode during a street fight? Yes.

I think you can. I think you can, yeah. Absolutely, yes. Is there even one person in the world who says no to this? the top answer is just yes you'd have to be a moron to not know about berserk mode this is what nwa refers to as street knowledge yes every man walks around with a special ability bar it's charged usually to about 40 but as soon as an altercation comes and all the testosterone

starts running and the adrenaline it starts charging up you have about 20 seconds before i go berserk if you ever start blinking you can do it yeah or if you blink hard enough that's an indicator is it anger that that pushes it you think or is it moves no anger is much less powerful than whatever is fueling this this special ability it's when you take damage and you get more when you give damage as okay yes yeah it's like a hit a few times yeah exactly a lot of good answers on this there's a picture of bullets uh yeah someone posted a picture of that's a great response this guy said tell me fucker picture of a bunch of bullets this guy this guy chris mckinney said Nope.

These give zero shits what mood you're in. And then it's a picture of bullets, which I think is wrong. There is no berserk mode that makes one immune to their effects. I've seen people go. There are videos of people going berserk mode a lot. You know the video of the guy where he's, it's like everybody's probably seen this video, but it's like the guy who's getting pulled over by the cops or whatever, and he just like hops out of his car and the cop shoots him like a thousand times and he just keeps

walking at the cop. That is berserk mode. And it makes one immune to their effects. Yeah. He does not give a fuck. He just keeps walking at the cop. He's just clearly never attacked a berserk individual. I think that's right.

When a mother saves a baby from a car, is that not berserk mode? I think that's berserk mode for women. That's mother mode. Yeah. Yeah. It's like an alternative form of berserking. Yeah. Where you berserk with care for another life.

It's funny that they can get so much stronger than any guy on planet Earth if a baby is trapped. yeah oh my god mothers love babies mothers yeah that needs to be like an olympic sport they trap your baby under your baby under 50 000 pounds they see how much you could lift each country has a woman whose child is stolen by the committee if you lose your baby does die yeah of course yeah sorry that's what it takes to get the gold exactly i feel like i've seen a cartoon show about this women are so strong they are they're stronger than we could ever know And that's why I love them so much. Until you trap their baby under a car.

Now we have an answer from a martial artist here. Oh, yeah. Former bouncer. Very former gang member. Mark McRae. Thank you for leaving that behind. That's what it says. Very former.

Don't ask about that, but you should know I was in the blood. Don't tell us then, man, if it's so former. Should we read it? Yeah, read it. Go for it. I haven't been looking at it at all. Okay. He says, yes, and later when witnesses are filling out their police reports,

they will all say, quote, he went berserk, and that's when he lost the fight. Oh, wow. Going berserk is best left to the Hulk. Going berserk in a street fight? This is a thinking man's fighter. Every fight is a game of chess. Yeah, only the Hulk could get away with it, really.

In real life, it gets you maimed or killed. An experienced street fighter will goad you into losing it, seeing red, and going berserk just to exploit that gift you're giving them. Yes. blind rage makes you blind to most things going on around you as tunnel vision takes over on your field of focus narrows if this were a hollywood script you would knock out your opponents and cue the music and end credits but back to reality the matter you get the less you see

and that's when things go spectacularly sideways and faster than you can adjust to because you're in the bloodlust unfortunately the blood about to be spilled is yours wow thanks mark so deep He's a very former gang member. There was twice as much stuff in the post-lap, but it was the same thing again and again. I want to know what gang he was in. He's from South Bronx. Okay.

I mean, it seems like he's in a karate gang or something. He's in the Warriors. He was one of the baseball guys. He was one of the three ninjas. I was in a gang with my brothers. We were ninjas. We fought that guy who played the White Power Ranger a lot. and we beat him and we were children it was amazing uh i was trying to see if he most of

his questions are about drumming unfortunately so i can't find why does it feel like a perfect trifecta of interest is like former gang member karate and drums why are violent men so drawn to drums yeah you're just like you hit stuff a lot yeah don't you need rhythm for this though why it's not just pure violence why are they it's a velocity art i remember when my parents got divorced my brother was into drums he was drums in the garage that was the shit did he like join the school band no i always think that's funny when there's like a school band they're like you can play drums here if it sucks it's not the kind you want to play at all dumbest kid they're like you're the drummer you can go berserk mode yeah just go ahead yeah berserk mode does not work for

saxophone so we have a place for you in the back drums is the only instrument where if you play them if you play it mad it comes out better stevie van zandt from the bruce springsteen band uh is that that guy's name yeah i guess so i think so is that the sopranos yeah stevie van zandt that's who it says answered this question he says you can enter that mode anytime especially in a fight which is usually a very very bad thing especially if the opponent has even minimal fighting skills as long as he stays composed he or she will take find a takedown or ko opportunity So I'm learning that berserk mode is actually a disadvantage in a fight. It's a weak, apparently.

That's why women lose so many fights. Yeah, until the baby gets trapped. And this guy is the owner at Vermont Wild Harvest. I love doxing these people. It's very funny to me. Check out Vermont Wild Harvest. I don't know what that is. It's where the cows eat the meat.

All right, we're Googling it now. I want to see what it is. Which is outside of the spirit of the show, I must say. Whatever, who cares? It's a different website. I'm on their Facebook page. We're using all kinds of algorithms. Leave a comment and say, I'm going to show up and go berserk mode.

And then they're going to reply and say, we're not worried. You've already lost. They forage mushrooms. Oh, that's cool. That's what they do at Vermont. That's another psycho person's hobby. Yeah, I mean, you know, someone has to forage truffles and mushrooms and shit. Someone's got to do it, and it's the guitarist from Bruce Springsteen's band.

Yeah. That wouldn't surprise me, actually. Have you ever watched, like, did you ever see The Sopranos, and then you're like, huh, I wonder what that guy's really like in real life, and then you look him up, and he looks like a fucking, he looks like David Foster Wallace. He has the bandana. Yeah, it's scary.

I knew him from that before the show, so the whole time I'm watching, I'm like, I know you wear a bandana. I know you're true. I mean, it is, you watch the show, and you're like, you're the only guy that is putting on something here. I know you have a famous song called I Am A Patriot. Yeah. I was the other way around.

I definitely watched The Sopranos first and was like, what the fuck is Silvio doing on Madison Square Garden stage? Who does he think he is? You're bringing too much notice to the Bing. Let's move on from this one. It seems like there's a consensus in all of these in a way I find shocking. Yeah, I don't like it. It's really, really weird.

Okay, this is our segment Forbidden Knowledge. All right, so we get a lot of ghost questions in here. Just forbidden things in general. Oh, this is a good one. This question is... You think ghosts are forbidden? Yeah, I think they're forbidden. I don't think they want you to know about them.

Mm-hmm. Well, then why do they show up so much? Well, by they, I mean the government. I mean the government. I'm not checkmate. Another destroying by me. I'm not checkmated. I'm a berserk.

Liberal owned. Yeah, you got owned by a conservative ghost. I'm taking a stigma move. It's actually a third thing. Okay, this question is, do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? I do. Yeah?

Yeah. I want to go do... My uncle is a paranormal investigator. Oh. He's Matt DeVito. We did an investigation with him a couple years ago. Yeah? I really, really want to go hunt Bigfoot with him because he's convinced that Bigfoot is

responsible for a slew of killings. Wow. Is it... Are they trying to kill Bigfoot? I thought they were trying to find Bigfoot. Find him. Find and compromise to a permanent end. Search and destroy.

Some people think Bigfoot's a girl. I know that. And her name... As if. yeah bigfoot's real but it's a guy let's be real he's a he's an alpha uh alpha have you ever seen a girl that covered in hair first of all no no i haven't seen a guy either but it's probably still a guy it's probably a big i don't know i have a shirt that says i found bigfoot she she's amazing and she is blurry

um yeah i would assume if he's that big first of all he's pretty much 90 percent uh human and we're killing everything all the time so i would assume if you see a smaller hairless version of yourself you gotta smash it yeah uh what do the comments say on this um dennis mitchell says in my opinion no at least not in the sense of a normal food source based on claims The Sabe people are no different than humans in that certain individuals can be crazy and dangerous, outliers in society, and capable of violence and acts a normal person would never consider. Some believe the unexplained disappearances in our national force area is going to be attributed to select Sabe individuals who may prey on a lone individual human. So we're calling them Sabe peoples? I don't know what that means.

I have never heard this before. It's a hummus brand. This is what we're divesting from? Bigfoot. Well, you know the truth about Bigfoot. Bigfoot is the biblical cane cursed to walk the earth for all its days. Oh, that's cool.

My uncle told me this. Yeah, it's true. I've actually, I have heard that theory before. I've never heard of the Sabe business. Yeah, the Sabe thing I've never heard of. I like to keep it biblical. I know about the Bible. Yeah.

It's how I live my life. yeah it is a pretty cool idea and that he was like gunning it to seattle that's i like that so what does your uncle do to catch these creatures all sorts of manners of equipment and technology nets no nets they can actually face right through a net oh okay a dibbick you know what a dibbick is i've seen so much supernatural i must know a dibbick is like a old uh thing in like jewish folklore where you like trap a spirit in a box like an easy They go into it It's basically a bear trap

In the Cullen Brothers movie they talk about A serious man I think There's a Dybbuk portion of that movie Yeah he showed me a Dybbuk And it honestly actually scared me The one thing where I was like ah Was it literally just like a box? It's basically a box

Yeah it's like a jewelry box But it's scary But there's a Jewish demon in it Did he open it? Yeah and I hung out with the demon for a little bit No he didn't open it He's not crazy, he's a ghost hunter I don't know if you're allowed to open it

No, you can't open it unless you want to go to prison It's a federal crime With Pokeballs you open them and then you put them back in it Yeah, but Pokeballs say their names Jewish ghosts, they attack The nose ghost comes out Well, they're not actually I don't know if the ghosts are always Jewish

I think that it's the box is Jewish Does that make any sense? Is that offensive? Jews were troubled by the Dybbuk's And so they get credit for knowing about them. Yes, yeah. Yeah, I think that's fair. That's just common sense.

And that's actually the wisdom of the elders as well. And you should be proud to have known about them if you were a Jewish person. So your uncle wants to trap Bigfoot in a big box or a little box. He wants to find Bigfoot for sure. Okay. Photographic evidence. You know, we're not going to show up armed. You know, it's not the expendables.

We're not going to blow its head off. I would like to one day, but there's going to take it's going to take a couple of years of reconnaissance. So we need to find the exact place where they are. We send in a probably a SEAL team and then you're like planning a sting. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we might even. Yeah. Sting is probably a pretty good idea. Yeah. I mean, what is Bigfoot like killing people, killing people? So we'll have like a very easily killed person.

Yeah, we'll put an able out there. Right. he's trying to get some wheat and then he's got a big rock next to him and Bigfoot's going to pull up, grab that rock he can't help himself then I pull up to catch a predator style and I say, Bigfoot, we're about to kill

that little boy yeah, take a seat get in my goddamn box if that's what you're going to do well, he wouldn't fit in the box, you guys are obsessed with this box it's for spirits only Bigfoot is a corporeal being okay but he can he phases through a net no no the big no the ghost phase through nets bigfoot could

be easily caught in a net the net would have to be made out of some kind of very strong material right yeah i know jeremy's from new york but i feel like the city boy i feel like i'm the city boy yeah because you obviously never grew up around bigfoots i don't know anything about them i think they might as well be dibbicks to me no sorry i'm just learning i'm learning thank you for coming on it's just great to have you no it's all good info we can change the topic i mean this is divisive stuff um i'm trying to find anyone on here who who believes in bigfoot because everyone's like i don't think bigfoot kills people because i don't think he's real great the atheist of reese cora awesome uh this person's a research nerd and they say one

m byerly and uh they say some people have disappeared in supposed bigfoot territory but the numbers are no higher than people disappearing in non-bigfoot okay so that makes you think okay well did they ever consider the fact that all territory is bigfoot territory and he can teleport you're in his house yeah asshole i didn't think he got here yeah exactly teleported all right i think that's good for me uh-huh uh let's do another question uh this next one is how can i stop someone from harassing my wife through astral projection she signed up for a class with a naturopath naturopath naturopath and then and now this person is constantly in her head telling her negative things and trying to destroy her life

she claims to be helping um my god so caleb are you a married man yeah have you come across these kinds of issues sometimes my wife being attacked in the spiritual plane not so much but that's because i've said you know i i went into the spiritual plane and i put a couple of lawn signs up you will be shot do not harass my wife in her dreams yeah that is in terms of the spiritual plane it seems like there's a lot of like wards that can be placed it's scary man the uh you know sinbad the comedian sure oh yeah he was friend he was it really so you have heard this then he was uh very into astral projection yeah time he spent some time with some monks and uh he said that he one time went in and then went to you in his astral astral plane he went to like china and

he got so scared by the fact that he could travel that far in an instant that he never did it again hey don't be scared it's just china yeah exactly that's what i would say that's so weird if you get so into like oh i hope i can teleport then you do it once you're like that was scary yeah what did you think was gonna happen sinbad that was to do this yeah you have to double down now and start warping around the world like the bigfoot exactly and so i tried when i was in high school to do some astral did you actually yeah yeah i was crazy i was obsessed with like lucid dreaming sure and i really i obviously didn't think i could really astral project or maybe i did i was so young i don't really remember but i thought that maybe it was just a different

way to do lucid dreaming did you have a system for lucid dreaming i've heard you have to think about your hands as you're falling asleep i did i had uh one thing was that i would drink this tea Oh, I've heard of it, yeah. It's called Zataichi Dream Tea, and you can get it on Amazon. Low-carb Red Bull. And it does nothing, but I think it's a bit of a mental thing, so you can kind of trick yourself. I understand. Because it has dream in the name of the tea, and Zataichi sounds cool.

It does sound really cool. I know Sinbad genuinely really is into astral projection, right? Like, that's like a big thing of his. Yeah. Hey, he's been to China. He went to China. So he thinks. He could have been in any country.

Did Sinbad play a genie in a movie? did i make that up he was a genie no that was like the that was oh right yes famous mandela effect thing is everybody thought there was a yeah everybody thought that it was sinbad but it was jack everybody's like oh there's a sinbad they don't look similar well but it's just like you know people are racist oh right yeah through racism yeah that probably explains it away more than the mandela even the mandela effect is like oh people thought that he had died in prison it's Like, you just weren't checking. Yeah, it is funny that almost every Mandela effect

could be explained by racism. It's all... Like, no, it's the Mandela. I would love to try that on, like, after you get caught being racist in real life, being like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, you get your coworkers confused. Mandela effect.

You were Brian before, though, right? In my universe... Don't you remember him as Brian? I slipped into another universe. Oh, my God, a wormhole. In my original universe, Obama was Muslim. I swear. Yeah, you can explain a lot of things that way.

Well, I'm sorry to Sinbad about saying you were in Kazam because you weren't. Yeah. But meanwhile, he's in people's dreams fucking their wives. You were in China at the time. Yeah. What answers do we have on this? Okay. This guy says, Dan Anker says, she's using these gifts demonically.

Call on Jesus to help. You don't have to fight it yourself. Just call on the ultimate alpha male of the universe to help you. That's an interesting blend of beliefs to have. Yeah, he's like a meds rights Jesus. The red-pilled Jesus freak who likes God because he's so fucking cool. Christian pussy ghetto. You know who was the most based?

Jesus was always touching girls' lower backs to let them feel safe. His mom was a virgin. Washing the feet, man. One of the most alpha things you can do is lie about your mother being a virgin. This post is so long, but it seems really good. okay yeah he says uh this little trickster is just a fool whose time is coming soon where their life will be drudgery and they will be put in their proper hell call on god call on jesus pray with your wife ask for heavenly intervention amen i love you just return to

jesus you can do all this fun stuff through him it's okay he's going to be opening up heaven really soon you two should even pray before bed to have dreams together like two children playing in wonderland you can do it this other person is using god for greed and gain and for ego no good pray for them really you two are just learning a lovely lesson about the next step in our existence be happy and don't fear anyone but him and it's not even fear it's just understanding who is in charge of the universe and that's a big job that neither of you or i even want can you reply and ask you smoke question mark this is from we can but i will do it If you're leaving a lot of core answers like that,

you're a power user. You're going to be back on this. I'm going to follow this guy because he's really dope. What would you do if your wife is being attacked in a world where you don't even have the ability to go after these punks? You have to learn an entire new skill.

You have to hone it. You have to find how powerful you are in the spiritual realm. Maybe you have to make changes in your life to grow your spiritual power and then you can address these punks that are bullying your wife. it does sound like an exorcist scenario as well yeah you may need to get a professional involved just if it's so outside of your skill level i mean call sinbad get sinbad involved he's at least

he's already showed like a aptitude for the skill set exactly that's unbelievable i really like the part where he said how much fun it was going to be this guy has one other question on the website or just one question period and his question is as a woman how is your prayer life different from a man's answer that answer that you probably pray for your boobs to get bigger and for your barbie dolls to be have different dresses on i don't know that's about right god i want a huge ass please god i can't you know i wish i could relate i want a bbl without having to not sit down for a month and as a man i just go and get one exactly because i'm a solution provider okay well i asked him you smoke so we'll see if he answers at some point we'll get back to that

um you got to make sure also that your wife is not cheating on you and just saying that she's being harassed maybe she's she's just secretly meeting up with this man in the astral in the astral plane that is really a scary thought there's a lot of negativity involved i believe a negative hex could be part of the situation here there's someone in the comments who says it happened to her she said hi this happened to me as well former abusers that abused spiritually as power trips. I was admitted to the hospital and given mood stabilizers, which helped relieve the distress.

Wow. Cheat code. Mood stabilizers are a spiritual salve. I didn't realize that. Have you tried oxycodone? It's very interesting. It could make you feel better. Sage, essential oils, cedar cleansing, your private space and home. She also says

change your bank account info. Because they can't access, you know, if you give up your mental PIN number, then it's scary if they're up there i'm thinking about those numbers all the time yeah because it's my way of calming myself down too thinking about all that cash i got yeah eight hundred dollars my wife once permanently forgot her bank pin number which is kind of a money mindset yeah or if you ever get harassed in the astral forget about it's also good for building interest like

we're talking about yeah exactly you can't touch that money yeah just let it ride you have to get the bank to open that up she one day was just like i can't remember my pin number and it just never came back that is crazy we just lost it forever we got into that account but it was like you just don't there's no way you can remember that pin number she's like no it's gone damn dude deleted it i wish you could get a fucking tile for a thought that's scary am i and now maybe this is a mistake to say on a public broadcast okay but don't you just pick one number and use it for everything your whole life yes exactly they tell you not to do that but that's like yeah that we're all that's and make sure it's the same as your dad's and your brother's yeah

yeah yeah that's what i do don't you forget you can ask your brother everybody in my family just so everybody at home knows we all have the same password to every single thing if you get one of us we all go down and my dad is is replying to every email so if you want to message him and ask him if he wants to win tickets to something but you just need some info just try to remember remember the uh numbers for the vaults that you keep all the bigfoot hunting weapons in exactly well that's a different one code that's that one's different that's zero zero zero zero because that's a very zero the number of bigfoots we're going to leave left exactly i love when i get like the thing from google that's like all of your passwords are compromised yeah shut the

fuck you bitch i don't care there's nothing just i don't care i have my bank account is they call my phone my gmail they call my phone my steam account they call my phone anything else take it yeah take it yes take every other account i have there's nothing important in them figure out my runescape problems go ahead yeah log in do my slayer tasks for me i don't care this is gabe newell have you lost your code he does call me yeah he's a very cool guy hey caleb what's up man I'm trying to see if there's anything else. Everyone has the same advice, which is just to go to a spirit guide. Yeah, that's what I would do.

I would do that. And just don't let your wife get too close to a spirit guide because they can be very confident individuals. That's true. So we're going to pull up our philosophy segment. There are so many philosophies out there and wisdom. Yes. And wisdoms that exist.

On the web. Here on Quora, we want to find out the truth. Okay, so this question is, is liking grandfather clocks a symptom of callous and unemotional traits? So a symptom of it. I would say yes. Because think about it. This is an obsession with mechanical machines, machinery.

Things that have no soul. You're ignoring the TV to watch a clock, right? And the TV could tell you beautiful stories about Jim and Pam and their love, and instead you're watching a clock tick away the time before you die. The big swinging thing, right? Yeah, exactly. It's a grandfather clock. And that could be even phallic.

That's right. It's also just antisocial as well. It's antisocial to look at clocks all day. I remember when I was growing up and my mom would be like, stop looking at that clock and go play with a friend outside. Shut up, bitch. There's going to be a bird that comes out of my friends when it's 1.30. Yeah, as if.

Never. Not one time has that happened. Alex broke a clock in my apartment. Really? Did I? Yeah. You're very drunk. Don't remember that.

I believe it. These days, people would rather hang out with a grandfather clock than their own grandfather. Wow. So that is something to say right now. Yeah. They would rather go look at a grandfather clock because, again, the bird pops out. Your grandfather's looking for birds. The grandfather clock already has one.

It's inside of its head. And he can tell you the time, probably. Yeah. Yeah, but he's going to be a little bit off. He's going to be a little bit off because his watch is movement-powered, perpetual motion, and he doesn't get up that much. I'm going to be real. He stays in the Lazy Boy.

Explain to me why Gen Z's favorite app is TikTok. Wow. Wow, that you are spitting. You are spitting. When's a bird going to come out and ask me my body count? Yeah, exactly. The bird is Twitter. I am.

And the Twitter. Oh, my God. There are a lot of symbols. Jesus Christ. I think there's... And the face of the clock, the Facebook. Oh, God, this gets worse. Clock's all the way down.

And the Google Chrome logo is a circle. And it's an eye. And it's an eye. It's basically an eye. Jesus Christ. And you have arms, and the clock has arms. I have two of them. And guess what you use the arms for using apps?

That's right. Which of your arms is your minute arm? My minute arm? Yeah. Got to be my left, I think. Well, no, the right. It's more precise. I think right is minute.

Right has got to be minute. If you're left-handed, I guess it would be left. whatever your dominant hand is the minute let's not get into the second arm no that's the hour i really had to like before they figured out the word dominant arm and like 1750 they're like which arm is the minute on accurate like our clocks which tell us when it's time to labor i feel like we did this podcast backwards where we started with uh the whale coming in you just like talking about clocks yeah that was for i didn't realize you guys got so raunchy Yeah, right away.

Yeah, I thought the whole thing was going to be that after a minute, but now we're talking about clocks, which is good. Yeah, we saved it for you. If you filled the clock with cum, what would happen? I don't even want to know. Would it still work? Imagine being that you're the time master has to come fix that problem. Oh, jeez.

Show up, open up the clock face. Yeah, we don't know what happened. It's full of jizz. Should have brought my time mop, he says. But I just brought my tongue. That's one nasty time master. Are there any answers on this that aren't just being cruel to the asker? Oh, no.

Okay. But I'll read one of those. Why are they being cruel? This one guy says, do you seem intelligent, educated, and probably stable? Because I have a grandfather clock. Seem like a genius. Nice clock. Given that I am between wars, as it were, with time to kill, I shall indulge my curiosity

and ask, what are you looking for with such a bizarre combination of words thrown out onto Quora? so this is a veteran between wars is an insane way to describe your current state do you have a deployment to like let's say iraq yeah well but the way he talks it sounds like he's fighting in like uh uh more yeah like he shows up with the with the horse and a lance and he gets shot with a cannonball he's modding our clocks and then between that he goes on court to be like shut the fuck up it's not like that clock lovers are generous people uh one person says i heart grandfather clocks that's a nice that's a big upvote one comment on that who doesn't like them

we all like them they're cool yeah they're pretty cool they're expensive though they're one of my top clocks yeah i gotta say what do you got uh grandfather clock i got a digital clock that projects on the ceiling so you don't have to look get up from your bed oh those are fun Pokemon clock. That's one where Charmander comes out. That's a specific clock I had as a child. Other kinds of clocks. Oh, sundial.

Sundial is pretty good. A must. But here's the problem with the sundial. No indicators of the minutes. And here's the worst clock in the world. The one that sits on your wall that has no minute indicators. That's just the lines. Yeah, I don't like that at all.

What a bullshit clock. What a 500 IQ clock. Exactly. I have to be a genius to read the time now? They give those away at grad school. You can tell that that's not a real time fan that buys that shit. No. That is a fake-ass time fan.

It's like buying an expensive wine, kind of. Yeah. You all know. It's all clocks. Yeah, exactly. It's dumb. I'll say this about sundials, which is, I get heated about this, but we wouldn't have the other clocks without the sundial.

That's true. So it doesn't have all the bells and whistles you're looking for on a grand cuckoo, but If it wasn't there, Sisyphus wouldn't have known it's time to go back up the hill. Yeah, that's true. I don't think he needs to know. He just always is going up it. Yeah, but he could check. You don't think it was shift work?

No, he's got to go up all the time. He's got to make a break. That's true. That's the whole idea. Time to push the boulder. But there's got to be seconds where he's in that, where he takes a breath while he's going up, right? That would make me so mad. It would be a disrespect of the curse.

I guess you're right. I do think about him a lot in that. There must be so many points where you're pushing this thing, and you're like, what if it just goes down the hill? What would happen? Just let it fly. Why do I need this up there? Yeah.

But a part of the curse, I guess, is you can't forget about that. It's such a better punishment than getting your innards picked out by sparrows for a million years. Oh, sure, yeah. Or whatever happened to that fire motherfucker. I don't know. He brought us fire. Judas.

Yeah, Judas. I forgot his biblical name. Judas. Yeah. Yeah, because he brought the fire to Jesus. He brought Jesus that fire. True. Okay.

I kind of think that all mythological beasts were biblical people. Yeah. Chupacabra was Peter. It's the same thing as the Greek to the Roman gods. We just changed the names. Yeah, Skinwalker, that was probably Mary Magdalene or something. Or Babylon. Paul, formerly Saul.

Yeah. Yeah. these are all exactly saul with the new jersey devil and then he went to the jersey devil yeah kind of a new jersey style banshee uh-huh uh i think we have time for one more question we'd like to slip that in let's do it which one you want to do um let's do yeah let's do this yeah this is a good one so this is historical teachings uh it's a podcast where you learn things i like that yeah lifelong learner but you can't let kids listen to it that's the one thing that i do feel like well people keep writing and being like i keep forgetting my kids can't hear

the whale question what they don't like science i guess they want their children sheltered uh piece of this i can't understand i'm a hot bachelor in the inner city yeah um what's this question okay this question is is there a support group for people who constantly get compared to hitler i don't know there is i don't know if i would call it a support group sure yeah it's more of a clam than any yeah a support group how are they what do they describe what traits of theirs they may have in common with hitler no is it a looks thing there are anime gifs in the response oh my god well i can see the person who wrote it is named uh arian ancap and he's like a rage

face with a nazi uniform on and this is the person who asked the question i yeah i don't know if this is i this must be like a troll or something but their bio is alt-right nationalist imperialist anarcho-capitalist anti-antifa trans and then hashtag fascist lives matter right i think it's anti-antifa he must be an anti-trans right i don't think it says i can't imagine you are gonna have such a hard time in in that space yeah that's a tough tough lot in life it's just like a crew that's gonna be so mean to you but if i was compared to hitler a few times i would want like some support yeah if it's happening a lot i think i'd start being like what the fuck yeah especially if you're just like you work you're like you work at the geek squad people are like they never tell

you remind me a lot of hitler it's it is the mustache and the swoopy hair yeah yeah i get that all the fucking time i get jim carrey sometimes i don't get hitler a lot yeah when i'm shorter soccer player yeah oh and gareth bale yeah gareth bale i don't follow soccer but i guess i could see jim carrey but it might be the shirt talking to me yeah sure uh yeah and then like the claw and stuff like if i did something like the claw that might set you up oh clock thing yeah I got an alarm I don't know how to turn off 101 every day 101 is that real

you gotta get on that you know it's one of those things I'm pretty lazy and this is one of those things where it's like I have to look up how to turn the alarm off I accidentally set it in my sleep one night you astral projected into your I think it's all

it also thinks it's AM right now and it is surely PM do you hurt yourself sleeping with your watch on i i don't do it often i think i fell asleep with the watch on yeah yeah i hurt myself uh sometimes because every once in a while i'll sleep with headphones in wired headphones and i thought listen i had a roommate in college who uh fell asleep listening to music very loudly every single night didn't use headphones because he thought that they would strangle him in his sleep and they can and then one time it almost happened to me so i'm a believer you wake up you think

you're being garroted yes exactly yeah i think i'm in the front seat of a car oh no my secrets yeah it'd be such an embarrassing way to die you die yeah because you couldn't not listen to a video about speed running when you fell asleep that would be sad i don't like wireless headphones they're weird to me i feel like if i if like i knew someone who did that i would just tell everyone that they died like jacking off yeah it's less embarrassing yeah surely they died kissing their own mom it was how they wanted to go out um back to the question i would say that it would be frustrating if you just organically happen to look like hitler it would be frustrating to get the comparisons yeah i mean i feel like you could you know there's there's cosmetic things

you could do sure to limit that comparison don't get that mustache obviously the mustache would be a huge problem don't get the he had a look though like he had like bulgy eyes and i feel like in people look like that sometimes imagine you're you're kind of that's not even a mustache choice you're making right it's like just you were you can't grow hair anywhere else except a natural hitler that would really stink and and also you grow like a really mean five o'clock shadow so every day you get home and you're hitler'd up five o'clock hitler yeah that would be really really scary you look like bunker hitler like over the hill yeah well yeah you look like first day in uh in argentina hitler yeah just trying to stay incognito uh retirement starts today

um were there any good answers for this um one guy says yes it's called israel got him which is wow got him you got him dude yeah a support group for people who are constantly called hitler maybe you've heard of israel yeah into politics but doesn't quite get it he's kind of throwing stuff at the wall. Do you guys like that? That makes sense. That's a country. Yes, they are called therapists owned.

Although that's under answers that need improvement. So Cora thought that was actually inappropriate. The guy who said Israel, someone else commented saying, when China developed COVID and internationally spread it around the globe, you must have also contacted it, contacted, no R, and lost a good many brain cells.

That's something that can happen with COVID. Caleb, you've just had it. How'd it go? It was fine this time. I had one time where it was really, really bad, and I just slept for five days. But these days, I think it chilled out. It's interesting that you can get it and then die or get it,

and you are pretty much completely not sick at all. Yeah. And you can go on all of the kisses you want to do normally. Yes, yeah, which I was on a bit of a kiss spree around my house. Form a line, people. Yeah. I'm spreading this thing. All right.

Well, I think that's all. there's an anime gif of some kind, but I don't really understand what it is. Two guys arm wrestling? Well, it's a man and a busty woman. Yeah. Well, I wish the computer was facing a different direction. I can show you in like a minute.

In a time you'll see in a picture. Just imagine a buxom young woman and a guy who kind of looks like, I don't know, like a really strong Charlie Brown and they're arm wrestling. Yeah. Sounds like me.

Pretty cool, huh? We'll put that one in the YouTube. We'll put that one on the list. Yeah, it'll be in there. Okay. Well, I think we're out of time for today, Jeremy. Oh, we have to ask a question on Quora. Do you have any questions you'd like to ask Quora?

Hmm. What do you guys usually... Where do you guys start with your process of questions? Our process, we forget about the segment. And then we go, oh, shit, we have to ask a question. Then think of anything we discussed earlier and kind of just throw the words together. Yeah.

So what did we talk about this episode? We talked about... I can do a Hitler and Bigfoot. Hitler and Bigfoot and semen as well. Would, if you filled up Bigfoot with one pump of Hitler's jizz. We're not going to get any answers on this one. What is it just like, could you fuck Bigfoot? Yeah.

Could you seduce Bigfoot? Yeah. Could you make love to Bigfoot? And then in the body of it be like, honestly. No troll replies, please. Honestly, could you seduce Bigfoot? Okay, type that up. That's going to be the show for today.

Caleb, thanks so much for coming on Quora. Thank you for having me. Quora is America's number one Quora podcast. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? Podcast About List on YouTube and on Spotify and on all the shit. Yeah, on Apple Podcasts. Yeah, all that stuff. On Pocket Cast.

Pocket Cast, of course. Podcast Addict. Yeah, Podcast Addict. There's so many great ways. Stitcher. Come on, Stitcher. I don't know, Stitcher's dead, I think. Oh, shit.

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