Quorators - The Blues

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are we made of poo? Poo must have covered the whole planet and we live off everything that grows from the planet and we are what we eat? My girlfriend says she can find better. Is she an idiot or what? I don't know what to say, can we just keep it quiet? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

recording okay now we're getting all of the stuff it's all recording sicko sicko i'm so sick of your shit already i've had it up to here somebody stole the catalytic converter out of my car this morning oh really of a rare 2010 toyota prius just for its rhodium and its platinum and palladium no less You can't convert shit no more. I can't convert shit from ass because I've been robbed on the side of the road. They take it from the bottom? It's so impressive. I don't know.

Wait, we never plugged in our Wi-Fi. Let me do that. There's like six inches of clearance from the ground to this car, and some tiny slender man, it's probably a slender man, puts his little arms underneath, and he goes, hee, hee, hee, hee, and he goes and he gets a fork and he forks out all the rare metals of your car and then your car yells at you

when you try to start it and now it's like on the wrong side of the road during street cleaning and we have to hope there's no ticket because the same value of the car was removed from it in rare metals. You can dispute that ticket if it comes up. And I will.

God help me. You got your Caddy Convy stole. I don't know if I should even try to fix this car because it's like 15 years old. It's probably worth less than the medals that were taken out of it. Yeah. That's a good question. I don't know what to do, and I'm scared.

It's Quarators. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Quarators. Quarators. oh we're back again it's the qualiters podcast here for you questions online ain't no time to be blue hey everybody it's qualiters what's going on everybody's here today we got the j man yo what's up we got claire oh sicko mode sicko mode and of course big al's here when people say that like oh it's performative performative men they love claro i assume they

mean claire o'kane yes i also and i assume that too and i was feeling really good about myself also when spanish guys say claro they're talking about claire o'kane i think that's true and they're saying it all the time that's what's so crazy not okay see yeah claire gets google alerts anytime the spanish guys is claro it's a new email every time um we're america's premiere quora-based podcast every week we go on quora and we look at the questions um it's a bit of a sad week because someone stole your catalytic converter for one is there any other reason i drove to philadelphia yesterday and got my ass kicked at trading cards and it made me really mad because i worked so hard on it i had

like a Rocky montage only to just eat shit out of an ass, which is an analogy I've brought up a few times today. I'm not feeling great. No, I could tell. Did you go up against that little boy? I did not go up against the little boy. The little boy's a winner. Oh.

So he wasn't even able to go. You're too low at the rankings. He was there. He was there. I saw him at the higher tables. I don't think he did that well either. At the end of the day, when you play fun little games, you also need to not get so unlucky.

It's like God is trying to kill you, which is what it felt like was happening to me. You got hit down by RNG? Yeah, RNGs sent me to hell. Aw. And that is what happened to me after driving two hours back and forth at the crack of dawn. To Philadelphia. To Illadelphia, home of brotherly love, home of the thugs. Damn, dude.

Yep. They cracked you like a Liberty Bell. I wish I was dead. Damn. We're going back there, so maybe you can redeem yourself in some way. Yeah, I'm going to have a big chip on my shoulder about it. When Alex thought that this card game tournament was the same day as the show we're doing, I've never seen him more excited in my life.

And now I'm so glad it didn't happen like that, because it would be like, all right, we've got a show tonight. Alex is playing cards during the day, and he gets his ass kicked. And he's like, I just don't think I could be funny right now. I couldn't podcast last night. I don't think I could do a show right now for the people. I was like, you know, when Teddy Roosevelt's mom died, and he wrote, the light is gone from my life

in his diary. That was me. That's you. It was the worst day of my life. When Zoxor, the sword bearer, cut down your... You're making up names to hurt me. Dlog them. Everyone tries to hurt me. Nerd, nerd, nerd. No!

Not you too, Claro. Of course. Oh, Claro. Oh, gee. Well, we've got a great episode for you today. Today is all about the blues. the blues not the music the feeling i would have tied in the music if i thought of it but i'm too fucking dumb that's okay get ahead of uh the the note there um that's fine there's also been a bit

of quora in the news this week the blues what are the news whoa hi jeremy here from the future i'm editing the episode uh just wanted to let you know that we put these episodes out out of order if you remember last week we did our big jeffrey epstein episode that's because we wanted to get that out right away because we thought it was fun and topical. I just wanted to point that out because in this episode, before we recorded that one, before we knew about the possibility even of that one, before it was a twinkle in our eye, we discussed Jeffrey Epstein's Quora account. So that's why it sounds like we're stupid and forgetting all the stuff from last week's episode. It's because it hadn't happened yet. But hey, that's just life when you're living

the blues please enjoy the rest of the episode bye-bye oh and also this week is two weeks ago for you so that's yes um a large tranche was released of jeffrey epstein emails tranche and within there uh his quora account was leaked yes and we have found him here on jeffrey epstein's quora account famed pedophile jeffrey epstein unfortunately it's quite boring but it is really fun just that like it's the pervert website like that's it's we're locked in it's just like if we don't break this

news who will right yeah totally this is like when the FBI gets a federal crime brought to their desk they simply have to at least read the dang thing so on Jeffrey's profile Jeffrey first name basis there are no questions asked or

answers proposed he's merely lurking in the shadows he's lurking what you can do is look at followers and following so so far jeremy kaplowitz i'm one of his followers did someone just follow him as we were recording too i feel like it jumped up to 15 i don't know is this you claire are you ls no that's not me weirdly it's just weird that it jumped up and while we were doing the podcast it jumped up to this account that's just following jeffrey epstein you know that's a little saint I would have thought it was weird if it was Claire.

But go back into the following list, as that is actually of Jeffrey's own action. He's following Eric Wachtmeister, CEO and founder. Sounder. Shut up, shut up, shut up. And then Rod Fairland, I'm having the worst day of my life, who studied at Singularity University. Interesting. Interesting. A university for robots.

It seems like he hasn't used his account since 2012. at least since 2019 where is he no he's probably in like one of those fucking pervy forums you know we're always coming across like space spaces that are like i'm a kid who wants to show you my penis like that's probably where he is yeah looking at those penises that's why i'm surprised he wasn't in the answers page being like if it is your sister you should wash her right washer at my house in mar-a-lago i guess he was into young girls not boys but whatever I believe he would procure boys. I followed him from America.

As I understand. He procured little boys. He was a fixer. Sounder. He could do things. He was the greatest pedophile ever lived. He could do things for his friends. He could do things for the Israeli government.

He follows his account called Jennifer Moore, whose bio is, do you know that around you a lot of babes want sex? Interesting. She follows him. Oh, you're right. She follows him. She's a fan. She's just a fan of J.E.

Did you guys know that around you a lot of babes want sex? That's not true. I've seen their chat bubbles pop up, actually. It always makes me scared whenever you get the pop-up that's like, babes around you looking for sex, and then it shows your house on a map, and you're like, ah! Yeah. How did you get that information?

All these sexy singles are looking for me, and they work for the police. They're at the bodega? Do those pop up on porn sites exclusively? I think that was the thing. I don't know if they still do. It feels like a thing of like when we were kids. I always get them when I'm at the bank. Alex gets them at the bank.

Yeah, I go to the bank. Bank.com. I check all the fucking money I have. And they say, hi, would you like to make a deposit or a withdrawal? Or would you like to talk to any of the sexy singles in your area who are horny? I say, I'm just here to look at all my coins. Cool. I want to look at the mountain of coins and lie in them.

I like to put them over my eyes and pretend I'm dead. Take me away across the river Styx. But they never do. They never do. Great. Well, that's been Jeffrey Epstein's Quora profile. If anything happens. Do you want to explore Eric Wachtmeister at all?

I kind of do. He looks a little like a pedo to me. He's followed by Jeffrey Epstein. He's the founder of A Small World, which I assume is about the children that he, oh that he i was gonna say traffics no this is a luxury travel luxury travel i mean this is very evstini yeah i mean he was a man who loved travel first and foremost do you think anyone will ever buy little saint james island like how long do you think it'll take because it's kind of in like

an amityville horror status right now where it's like there was a great crime here but eventually someone's gonna want to buy that uh island the nature of the international cabal of sex trafficking is that pretty much all of the moneyed elite worldwide were implicated in it, which is rocking the foundations of our very society. So those people probably don't actually care that there were horrible sex crimes on the island or probably like, let's wait till the price comes down.

You don't think like appearance wise? Who cares? Fair enough, I don't know. I think they should let nature take it back and so like vines are sort of growing around the dungeons. That'd be cool. Rewild Bees are back

That's a great idea for a post-apocalyptic movie Set 200 years from now People get stuck in the nature-reclaimed Little St. James Island They're in the dungeon and there's all these booby traps I think they should give it to the blue-footed booby A fine bird To say the least

Sure Shut up No, that's what I think And I won't censor myself on my platform. I think birds should have it. Okay, we're moving on. This is not much.

Check out a small world. This guy's probably some sort of pedophile. Allegedly. Eric Wachtmeister. Sorry if you're not a pedophile, but I'm going to say that. Allegedly, 99% chance

you are 100% a pedo. Allegedly. Do we have a Space of the Week, Alex? We do. Hit the button. space of the week very unique space this week this was sent in inspiration through love and pain and the url is uh rajiv ranjak samar space and uh the reason is that everything on this space is curated by the

one and only Rajiv Ranjan Kumar. Now, when people send in profiles to us, it feels like bullying to exclusively just be like we're looking at a guy on the internet because I don't want it to be that kind of show where we look at specifically a guy. But this is Rajiv's space, and Rajiv is a very interesting character.

And he inspires people through love and pain. So if you click on his profile, what he likes to do... Just real quick, I'm going to say the space itself because it is space of the week. The most recent questions are, which screenshot deserves 9.7 million upvotes? Which screenshot deserves 9.4 million upvotes?

Which screenshot deserves 9.4? Yeah. It's an auction. 9.1, 8.9, 8.5, 8.2, 8.0. Well, you got to assume people who put it on 8.0 are like, well, I can't put it on 8.2 because I already said it was 8.0. Yeah.

The value hasn't increased that much. So this is Rajiv. All right, so go to Rajiv's post. Go down. Rajiv's whole thing is he does inspirational quotes and then quotes himself. Wait, what? Oh.

So go to any of these. You keep scrolling past all of them. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Literally any image. Okay, which one? This one? Oh. Here we are.

It's a postcard. It's a unique quote, and then it's a postcard that says, men only have five moods. One, constantly corny. Two, how are we going to get rich? Three, random 2 a.m. motivation. Four, intense loneliness. Five, my family needs me.

Rajiv. Rajiv. Quote Rajiv, yeah. That's from Rajiv himself. Whoa, that's a great quote. Yeah, dude. That is unique. That's one of our five moods.

Like, today I'm feeling intense loneliness because my catalytic converter was stolen. This is how I feel whenever I used to make, like, stand-up shots. You know what I mean? You have a picture of yourself, and it's like, there's only five moods for a guy, Jeremy. It's the same thing. It kind of puts you in Rajiv's shoes.

Yeah. How do you get rich? Just trying to get your, like, stuff out there. Do you guys think your family needs you? No, I don't think my family needs me at all, honestly. Now I have a baby, so I actually do feel like my family needs me. Yeah, you do. Honestly, this is very Alex-y.

I feel like you've said stuff like, how are we going to get rich? I have random 2 a.m. motivation. My family needs me. Also, one, constantly horny. You are constantly horny. You're intensely lonely today. I could not relate more to Rajiv. He has 10 million of these, so we're going to look at another one.

He has one below this one that's a beautiful AI woman. Yeah, that's definitely that. Oh, the finest computer lady. This is specifically a Grok woman. This is made by Grok. You'll get caught up in the Grok woman. I didn't know Grok could make women or could make people. He grows stronger by the day.

Grok is getting more and more powerful. You can also have Grok answer questions to you as if he was a sexy anime girl, I think. I knew that. I definitely knew that. But that's an anime girl, so you thought maybe it was a little different. Right, not human girl. no but he's grok who is a man grok is man i think that's probably true he's creating woman from his rib i'm gonna read this quote here if you're over 28 go for younger women not because you want to

control them but because women your age have already made too many emotional investments they've been finding themselves since 21 they've had relationships situationships almosts and healing eras now they don't love they negotiate Rajiv the thing is he all he does is spread knowledge and spit facts

he's basically a philosopher for our times he's very he's a core of philosopher he's the one light in my dark place I just wish Jeffrey was around to follow him unfortunately he was killed in prison yeah you think Jeffrey's listening to our podcast in heaven

I do think that. I think that when you're in heaven, you listen to podcasts. You have a lot of time to kill. I think it's like when guys say Claro, and I get a little ping. When you're in heaven and someone says your name on a podcast, you get a little ping on your little beeper. On your heaven phone. Your heaven phone.

And Jeffrey is in heaven, right? Because unfortunately, God was implicated in the emails. A lot of our faves are implicated, such as God. He was emailing God, like, hello, God. And God was like, you know any young girls? He emailed God, remember when you created Land and Sea? The best part of the emails is they're all written, like they're typed up one-handed on an iPad.

Yeah, I wonder why. A glut of spelling errors. Because he's freaking jacking off the whole time. Jacking off. Jacking. Here's another quote from Rajiv. Brothers, never believe a girl's words or tears without any proof. It can be you, your brother, or your father someday who becomes a victim of false accusations by a girl.

They can do anything to go viral these days. Without proof, don't trust girls. Men's lives matter. I like that he wrote this one down on a piece of paper. With this beautiful font-like handwriting. Yeah, he has immaculate handwriting. Yeah, every letter is the same. It's somewhat comic sans, this handwriting.

I didn't know that Rajiv was going to lean so into the red pill by the third one, but he's fully on board. He's seeing the code in the Matrix. They can do anything to go viral these days. Dude, do you feel that's true, Claro? I see, but I'm trying to figure out which guy to accuse to go viral, because it's got to be the right guy. Right.

Jonah Hill. It can't just be any old guy. No, no. Si, pero no. For some reason, I thought you were going to say Jonah Ray. Jonah Ray, yeah. Maybe he's your guy. His name has come up every day this week.

Really? Why? Everyone's talking about him. He's back in the Zeitgeist in my friend group. Epstein list. You moved to LA, and now everyone's talking about Jonah Ray again. All those emails from Jeffrey Epstein and Jonah Ray.

All about Kamale. Just shit-talking Kamale. Jeffrey trying to get a spot at the meltdown. Well, I'm trying to bring Chris Hardwick back into the mainstream. Points. So maybe I'll just accuse. We'll come up with a fun accusation. Jacuzzi.

Of Jonah Ray? No, of Chris Hardwick. Oh, of Chris. A reverse accusation. Are you saying to bring him back in a good way or a negative way? I think just bring him back in general. Bring his name back. Say his name.

Say his name. Hashtag say his name. He's kind of like when a necromancer summons a demon of some kind, a dark force. You can return Chris Hardwick into the lexicon. If you make a pentagram of points on your floor, and you put a little Star Wars statue on each one. Points for you.

Points. Points. Do we want to read one more Rajiv? I mean, this is the space. It's all Rajiv's life. It's Rajiv's cool life. It is the only thing that's made me smile today. Okay, this one rules.

Can you share an interesting quote? And then it's just an AI-generated manga comic. Okay, so it's a tall guy, and he's looking down at five sad guys. And his name is Money, and their name is Respect, Friends, Love, Relative Society. This is a great quote. Rajiv said that. What do you think this means? And then there's one comment on it, which is, bro, for real.

Another comment that says, totally and absolutely agree. That's from Ghost Snatcher. What do you think this means? What does this mean to you guys? I guess it's money is he's disappointed in Respect, Friends, Love, Relative Society. Respect, Friends, Love, Relative Society, they're all like in jail. They look like they're in jail and he looks like he's a CEO of money. They have to respect him.

money's like i'll give i'll give you me money if you give me relatives or love or society friends respect this may be internet brain but when i look at this it's like the image of all the guys surrounding the little girl on the couch where i implied that they're gonna have sex sure what is that is that what you're getting from alex is talking about a porn meme because he is constantly horny. I am, but also too, how are we going to get rich? Do I dare search it?

You don't need to search it. You really don't need to. Alright, fine. This is it. A lot of people have seen this thing. It's the girl on the couch and there's five black guys and they're all going to do it. It's very racially coded. People like to label them and then

label her and I guess that's where I'm getting it from. Oh, great. Now when you Google anything you've got AI-generated versions of us. This is the AI-generated version. Let me just say the AI-generated version of the racist sex meme. It's actually more respectful. Way more confusing as to what it means

because they look like they're just watching TV together. They're not looking at her. They're just like all watching Lost. She looks like she's about to play a catcher in a baseball game because she has huge pads. She has a cricket bat and cricket knee pads. It also kind of looks like she has doubled legs.

Yes, there's something going on there. Very confusing. Weird stuff. I don't like that she's a spider woman. She's a spider woman. Spider woman. Grok woman. I'm sad.

Do you want to see any more of this or no? One more. One more Rajiv quote, please. Okay, this one is a picture of an old man who has the letter N on his forehead for some reason. That seems like a mistake. That looks like a computer error. Yeah, and then it says,

a man who doesn't give a fuck anymore was once a man who cared too much. but it's like a wall street banker yeah it's like a businessman holding a piece of paper that says that he was like 65 everyone wants to know about me but i once cared too much i don't give a fuck about women anymore what i really like about this space is all of the like posts that just say like money is the feelings that got away or whatever all have a guy named phantom underneath that's like bro for real bro that's so true absolutely that's me yeah well i have an n on my forehead i'm like an old i'm a white man born in 1958 but i'm also the letter n i'm wearing a suit

but there's a white n on my forehead it's like the scarlet letter for white men cool basically great cool thanks rajiv thanks rajiv you're crazy for this one oh wait what's this one When a married couple chooses to sleep in separate beds, what does that tell you about the marriage? That's not a quote about Rajiv. He didn't hyphen that one. No, that one wasn't by him. He stole that.

Fucking give attribution, Rajiv. What does that tell you? What does that tell you about the marriage? Rajiv is an ex-fat Jewish. He's just out here making clout with other people's memes. This is telling you about how one of them has insomnia. The only time I've been in a separate bed for my wife where I left to sleep on the couch

was because I had horrible GERD and I could not stop waking up and choking all night. Cool. I did that too, yeah. I kept coughing. It's because they have GERD. GERD. They've been having whey protein,

but they can't digest that much milk. When my cat had more energy, sometimes my wife or I would have to sleep on the couch because my cat would get lonely and start screaming all night. Or their cat is lonely. He would just go outside our door and he'd put his arm under it and just bang it over and over again while yelling.

It's a riddle with multiple answers. So your cat is like a man in that he's intensely lonely and constantly horny. Yes. And also he's always asking how we're going to get money. 2 a.m. inspiration. Wake up, Jeremy. How are we going to get that kibble? I'm trying to give it.

Give it, give it. Okay. Let's start the show. Welcome to Colossophy. our our philosophy quora questions where we philosophize here we go what's the point of cheeky underwear what's the point is this a point what's even the point is that how you're reading this alex because you're sad what's even the point of why i searched what's the point and then it got this cheeky underwear one i was like yeah what's the point of it fellas

This is how you know your boy is depressed. He's searching, what's the point on Quora? And it's coming up under panties, underwear, and cheeky, and fashion, and style. Is cheeky British coded? Is this an Anglo? I would need to see more evidence before I'm willing to place that accusation. I feel like when I hear cheeky, I'm thinking, cheeky. Yeah.

Oh, cheeky. Kind of a cheeky mate. You would think that, but it's actually just the cheeks. Maybe that's what it is. This is the other two interpretations here. It's just the butt, the cheeks. Cheeky underwear could be like a funny underwear or it could be an underwear that is got cheeks focused on the cheek. It could be the underwear that like my husband has where it's he's got boxer briefs, but it looks like a hot dog where the penis is.

Wow. Really horny. That's pretty funny. Men horny all the time. Those are some great boxer briefs. How are we going to get this money? I like my boxer briefs to be hilarious. I guess it's kind of fun to have a joke that's just between you and your underwear.

You and the toilet. This is for me and my poop. Let's read this top comment here. This is by Ochasee Creek. Who we're following. Respect. Whoa. I don't remember why.

You're a director of business development, retired. Cool. Nobody's answering the question. Everybody's putting all their energy into how healthy or comfortable or easy to grab it is if you're not wearing underwear. ladies that's all well and true but you know better cheeky underwear is not about anything except looking sexy as fuck all right i need to explain fuck is spelled f u cent sign and then the euro symbol so i assume it's but it's really fuse fuse sexy is fuse on your tight little or big ass tight little ass come on all right it's just crazy it says that my favorite or big

whatever kind it is my favorite cheeky styles are usually loose shorter tap pants style panties that let your butt cheeks protrude or tighter versions that form a semi-v as they go from your rear crotch up the center of your cheeks towards your waistband they show your butt cheeks plain and simple and i love it this is a great one for my neighbors you're yelling this not discounting your right to go you should i mean i just i think it's funny to imagine my neighbors like in a work meeting here hearing through the floorboard you're a tight little i will not dampen my passion for your neighbors jeremy live at the studio interesting thing to break down here the way he spells pantyless is one word p-a-n-t-i-l-e-s-s like it is a like dictionary

word do you think pantyless is a word that way that's like pennyless is pantyless i think that's probably a word it's the closed version of penniless i'm reading it as pantiles pantiles is when the pants aren't jewish this is definitely a guy right this is a dude that's oh yeah oh yeah he's a medical cannabis advocate and connoisseur he looks awesome yeah we definitely followed him for good reason he's holding a big fish in his picture i like that now we're alone and i'm just singing this song for you that's what he says But yeah he's all in about panties Oh wait is this the do I look like I give a shit guy

Doesn't he say this a lot Is sex Outside of traditional marriage a sin and why He says well the sin of sex outside of marriage is Grossly overrated so best I can say is Do it goss Do I look like I give a shit Well

Do it goss I feel like he says that more than once Maybe not though I don't know Yet again do it goss Someone says, it takes a big penis to satisfy my wife, and mine is small. What should I do? Ochasee Creek says, cock sleeves can greatly increase your size. If you can't keep it on, purchase a strap-on harness and a variety of thrusting, swinging, vibrating dildos.

You'll become her newest greatest hero. What's a cock sleeve? I mean, I can take a guess. It's like a, you know. Like a sleeve? Imagine like a super thick condom. It's like an Iron Man suit for your penis. Imagine like Hulk hands for your dick.

And now we're speaking the same language. I understand. Thank you for putting it in the whole case of the serpentology. That's exactly what it is. It's just a dunce cap for your penis. Oh, that sounds painful. Penis mad. Anyway, he says, but that's the taboo of seeing something you're not supposed to see.

I may have no right to see your sweet pie, but the voyeuristic side of things can be very erotic as well. so show me i love how long this is but the cheeky so horny well i mean that's rule number one but the cheeky panties serve the same purpose as any lingerie it's like gift wrapping for a present or dressing up to stay in an eve in for an evening or weekend of close sensual contact it's for knowing that as you walk across the room that he's staring at you so intently for that one moment you know you're the sexiest person in the universe it feels amazing to be desired yes you can get that naked but clothing of all shapes and styles do add to the attraction so if i get a peek up your skirt and see vagina yeah oh yeah hell yeah but if you're bending over but if you're

bending over putting groceries in the back four of your car and the wind lifts your skirt to reveal a pair of cheeky panties be happy that you gave me another thrill to remember we love you and Cheeky panties. And please, ladies, please, please, please wear more cheeky panties when grocery shopping. And move a little slower when you bend over to put the groceries in the back floor of your car, especially on windy days. Oceansy Creek. This guy is a perv. Am I to believe you are hanging out at the grocery store parking lot waiting for women to put their things in the car?

Is that what you're saying? I do think that's what you're saying. Well, only on a windy day. Yeah, on a blustery day. Yeah, he's looking for a fucking Marilyn Monroe's. It's like when Winnie the Pooh sets out for a new pot of honey, Ochesee Creek sets out for a new look-a-panty. Interesting you say Winnie the Pooh famously has no underwear on.

Oh, facts, yeah. His dick is swinging. Ochesee loves to see it. Wow. And also this firmly settles the witch cheeky we're talking about here. It's the butt cheek. It's not the poignant British cheek the way that we had thought. At least according to Ochesee Creek.

I mean, we haven't gone to the question asker. That's the bottom line, though, isn't it? Okay, you want to find out if it's how Anglo it is? Yes. Oh, there's a photo up here for sure. Okay. Do you want to see that person's cheeky panties? No.

Okay, so the question is from Karthik Am, who went to Chandigarh University in Indonesia. How do they say cheeky in Indonesia I guess is the question We're far outside of our Comfort zone here Does glass glue work on wood I like that the other questions

Appear to be practical Is it normal for kittens to die when breeding What the fuck What the fuck are you doing There's a story there Why does Jeffrey Epstein follow you He doesn't follow Jeremy's having a bit of a laugh

He's being cheeky I'm being cheeky. Why is it? What's the point of wearing cheeky Jeremy's? All right, go back to our next question before I kill myself. Okay, let's do another question. Alex is sad. Question two.

What happens to children when they die or are killed? Jesus, Alex. I don't even know. This is crazy. This is because your catalytic converter was stolen today. These are the kinds of questions I'm just looking up. This is one of the better examples of, like, a normal question with a few extra words added on. This is a crazy question to put in.

What happens when they die or are killed? I don't know. Probably nothing. Jesus Christ. We have an answer from Rachel. You know how some people, when they have babies, are like, I just can't watch any movie where something bad happens to kids now because I have a baby. Alex is still just like I'm gonna laugh about kids dying

Yeah I'm still an edgelord I get the 2am motivation All the same We have an answer by Rachel Streich Who says the same exact thing that happens to adults When they die or are killed Alex this person is not from where we are So you have to do it in their accent

Because they're from New Jersey You want me to do a New Jersey accent do you want you to do something by the way i've never expressed a proficiency for prior to this so do it do it the same exact thing that happens to adults when they die or killed typically their loved ones grieved is a funeral in the period of mourning and if you ask you what happens to their souls after they die it's entirely a matter for your personal religious beliefs if you have any that's pretty good man thank you that's pretty good sopranos uh yeah that's what happens i don't know there's a funeral i do like the long like

indignant response to just be like i don't know whatever religion you are all the all the answers just wait wait wait go up dan griffith says you know they get buried or burnt their conscientiousness ceases to exist permanently conscientiousness let's go to dan gilling spree gilling gilling spree quite literally okay here's dan he studied at the boy yeah he does look like a uh maybe six or seven year old boy by the way you always wonder what like if you see kids on their ipad in public and you're like what are they doing on there they're on they're on chorus saying that people get burned when they

die they burn up their body turns to dust i don't know what they burn he's asking about what happens to donald trump yeah he's upset about donald trump he says why has donald trump not just been arrested is it true that if anyone else taken top secret documents home then they would already be in jail why the special treatment is it true he's a cheeto in chief i'll take my answer off air remember like like it's funny to see a political thing from three years ago where you're like oh yeah i forgot that he did that insanely illegal thing i mean we're stuck on the uh is definitively outed as a pedophile instead of just like 99 outed as a pedophile yeah new scandal but um i don't even know if it's anymore sorry what's up i just remembered that uh you remember there was supposed

be a tape of him getting pissed on yeah the p tape that turned out to not even be true it was just like a made up thing yeah you know and that's a good case of like why make up another thing i know right with this specific guy he's literally a pedophile there's so many other real things i mean look maybe this will be stupid because it comes out in two weeks but i really was just like when there was all these emails that are like donald trump confirmed pedophile it's like yeah he told us that there's like a hundred videos of him where he's like i just love to Fuck kids. Yeah.

Whatever. People can't read, and they're on Quora, and we read their questions. Yeah. That's true. Let's go to the next question. Okay. Unless you want to explore the dead kids some more, because I had fun there. Are we made of poo?

Poo must have covered the whole planet, and we live off everything that grows from the planet, and we are what we eat? First of all, this is a great question. This was written by Claire O'Kane? Claro. there's one answer on this um this is from casey scudder who says i've pooped a few times we are largely largely made of chemically transformed poo i'd rather look at it the other way millions of worms and insects and fish and other creatures spent their lives

pooping so you would be made of the best organic matter around that's really nice what a positive spin this is like the much smellier version of we're all stardust It's all the same thing, yeah. It doesn't feel like a novel observation. I mean, this was nine years ago, so this is 2016. People were thinking about poop. They were. I do think we're covered in poop.

Sure. I mean, you need poop to fertilize the soil, for one. I don't think I'm covered in poop. You are. You're covered in poop. How am I covered in poop? What poop? My poop?

First thing I do when I come over to your house is I take out a tiny brush, And when you're not looking, I coach you from head to toe. That's why it smells so bad after we podcast. And that's why it smells so bad, because of my brush. Deleted Profile says, We are mostly made of molecules and energy, so does poo? Can't it instead be poo made of people? Whoa.

That's smart. Whether these molecules and energy combine to make people or poo, it depends on your definition of person and poo. I would hope that none of my poo is filled with people. That would be bad. They would be really bummed out. I think he's just saying we're all the same thing, but I don't know why you would say it that way.

No, I like to think that they're little Lego-sized people in my poo. Yeah, you ever have to take apart an owl poop in school as a kid? Yeah. That's what someone could do with Claire's poop and find all the little Lego-sized people in it from downsizing. downsizing. But they're like Lego-sized skulls and they're bones. Yeah, you've eaten and digested

them fully. Yeah, by the way, we are not telling you to break into Claire's house and steal her poop. That's the last... You gotta pay for that. Patreon.com slash Quarriators. That's five dollars. If you want to do that. A month.

It adds up. Not very quickly. Over several years. okay so the original question was are we made of poo and then i guess that one he wasn't satisfied with it so five minutes later he added all of the second part of it well i guess it's something you post and you're like people are going to be asking why i even said that yeah no one's gonna understand that it's because all of the world is poo okay his other question he has two questions total his second question of course is if the usa vote in trump should the rest of the world encourage them

to quietly withdraw from all wars and from trying to influence other countries you know what that's it no more wars we're done with wars if you're gonna have trump you don't get any more wars you know those wars you love so much say goodbye to them no more wars after dinner come straight home and go to bed because you're done with wars i would vote for that if that's the one thing that's what trump was really counting on is he's like people think it's gonna be no more wars we're gonna lose our privileges i would support him if the global community banned us from war afterwards. Sadly, this couldn't be farther

from the case. This question was asked nine years ago. Right. Isn't it fun to remember that we already did this once and it's happening a second time? It's just a fucking bummer, dude. It's fucking Twin Peaks in here. It's happening again.

It's the goddamn blues. I feel like I'm in Twin Peaks with how weird this all is. Absolutely lynching. everything's so damn weird okay here's the question i don't know what to say can we just keep it quiet whoa that's a really good question it's a really good question now this is a very annoying thing to post on the internet but i do want to see the conversation it creates can we just keep it quiet and when you have depression these are the kinds of things you say because

you have the blues um there's not even any answers on it i don't even know what they're all related questions of someone says this is from dreamer who is a history buff and aviation aficionado he says of course mom's the word no worries this is not an angler this is from new jersey again he said mom's the word that's not a british though it says mom in it what do you mean it's not british everyone says mom's the word mom's the word is is is not it doesn't mean it's not like mom he's not saying mom's the word it's just an expression two shillings for a trip to tesco no it's not mom's the word i feel like is a universal uh a universal expression that we all say every day

in our lives i'm your mom i'm mumming i only ever hear it in a quora style situation from people who are 100 secretly british i hear it every day usually someone's like hey let's not talk so much about jonah ray and someone says mom's the word me mom will be cross if jonah comes up again me mom's worried about jonah i like this guy's answer from an hour ago someone said do you enjoy ice cream and dreamer says yes it is a fun treat all right that's how the website should be used this is such a better environment than using x.com yeah i agree with that billy bob jim jam says no no problem home fries my lips are sealed nobody ever shall ever know about this nefarious happenstance but the two of us actually come to think of it i have no clue what the heck you

were talking about actually who the heck are you wink wink that's just a little joke from billy bob jim now again this is someone from toronto so not an angle he's just kind of joking around um he's got one question playing around he's just kidding his question is jimmy kimmel should fuck off with his lazy jokes about Canada. Our bullshit is soon to be your bullshit. March 6, 2025. My question is being paused because I need to end

the question with a question mark. I don't know what you're talking about there, but there's a lot of passion. I think it's cool as hell. There's a lot of passion. I hope Jimmy's reading this. Should we answer this? I'm kind of scared to actually. How did Jimmy Kimmel die, someone asked.

This also has no answers. How did Jimmy Kimmel die? Ice pick. Yeah, classic situation. No, no, no, no, no. What you say is an icicle fell and then it melted and it's a perfect murder. Type that up. That's what we're sending in.

That's how Jimmy Kimmel will die. Well, it's not how he will die. It's how he did die. Former daddy. And that is from a former daddy Albert. Great. Let's go to our next segment here. This is going to be a great one to edit.

Why bother? Core Romance. my girlfriend says she could find better is she an idiot or what yeah yeah she's kind of an idiot she's a fucking stupid she's a dumb slut so what should he what should he do should he is she an idiot or is she we don't know much about this guy the question is not what should he do it's just an idiot or what the guy's name is chris jones you can see a picture of him he's got kind of like a book a bigfoot style picture now alex this is actually the first anglo

he's a doctorate from cambridge cambridge sure what were you saying or i cut you off no no i was just laughing at uh how sad alex is today uh yeah chris jones is a lot older than i would have thought the person asking this question is he looks like he has some grays in and maybe that's why his girlfriend left him yeah maybe that's why me grays i'm not interested in any grays you old man all right well so hold on the question of course is my girlfriend says she can find better is she an idiot or what i think we should look through his questions and decide if he's an idiot or she's an idiot she's decide how fine he is see if he has any pictures of his cum gutters oh well yeah he doesn't seem to he thinks that this is the most beautiful woman

in the world isn't that a cara de levine or whatever the fuck her name is definitely some actress i don't think it's the most beautiful woman in the world because then it should be my I was going to say, what if it was just a picture of your wife? And then you'd have to say yes. What the hell? It is Cara Delevingne, a British model. She's wearing a lot of smoky eye. Looks like J.D. Vance.

Her eye been smoking. I know, dude. She's like a witch. It's like it's five inches into the inside of her head. She's gone witch mode. What do you think of eye shadow, Claire? Yay or nay? Depends.

Does Cara pull it off? if if she was trying to pull off the look of having a sort of sunken dots yeah in her head i'm trying to look sick john look really uh uh not well today i'm assuming so far based on these questions that his girlfriend was cara de levine so he says his most recent question is i think my cat is smarter than me but she is seven which could be 49 in cat years okay well that's not a very smart question so for that reason i'm kind of on your i like this question do canadian men hate us because of our australian height or do they hate us for other reasons australian height i think uh this guy sucks actually i think his girlfriend is right to leave him yeah she's

probably getting crazy dick oh yeah if you just catch yourself in the mirror in a moment and you have one beautiful sexy boy dimple could you have two dimples even if you were too scared to look again don't put stuff like that don't put stuff like that online i don't think i've ever noticed a sexy boy dimple we're just talking about like cheek dimples right again well if you don't know if you gotta ask i do have to ask you don't have them i guess i'm confused uh he's uh asking if space should be left to elon musk uh-huh are you a low iq iq loser because god hasn't revealed himself to you yes this is someone who's really enjoying using quora and for that i think they have a true joie de vivre which is something to be important question here i sucked a penis after

the spa but it tasted like rubber is that normal yeah that's normal um i don't know if it's that It might have been a rubber penis, though. I think at the spa, things kind of can get rubbery. Yeah, right? Maybe it depends on what kind of... Maybe you're feeling like in a water or something. Yeah, it's just got washed clean of all of its natural minerals. Right, that you need.

Do penises get like raisiny, like your fingers, if they're in the water too long? I think all of your body does. They get really wrinkly. Yeah, I've never seen a wrinkly penis. That's why balls look like that. Yeah, because they're so wet inside. Because you're just dipping them?

Yeah, exactly. All the better for dipping, my dear. It's called teabagging, and it's all the rage. All right. This guy's really going through it. I'm seeing we've been recording for 15 minutes so far. I think he's having a renaissance. I think his girlfriend is an idiot for leaving him.

I disagree. I think that he is a shitty loser. Are you on team girlfriend or team guy who's sucking dick at the spa? Right in. wait claire which side are you on because we're split on this tiebreaker tiebreaker claire has the most boy dimples i guess he does i would vote for he does so you're on his side we're assuming that well he said he has two all right well that's two for my side so i fucking rock again okay here's a question do you think homosexual people enjoy their own misery

The blues. What do you think this means? Well, I guess it's just kind of if you're gay and sad, if you enjoy it. Do you think heterosexual people enjoy their own misery? I guess they do. I think so. I think there's something dramatic about it. This question makes me think of Morrissey.

The answer to that would be yes. Is Morrissey gay? I don't know his sexuality. I think he's bi, technically. Technically. But he's pretty queer. He's vegan. I know that.

And he's vegan. I like that you said it like the Boston vernacular. He's queer. He's wicked queer. Queer as the day is long. There's a comment here from former gay relationship counselor Tom Notnow. Tom Notnow. That's their real name?

Tom Notnow's a primo quora name. It's just what he hurt his whole childhood. Not now, Tom. Tom Notnow. I thought it was my name because my mom said it so much. Now I'm gay. You made me gay. It tastes like rubber.

I can bounce it. All I wanted to say is this is the kind of question you put on to see the community response. Wow. So Tom is saying, where do you come up with that thought? Gay people are very happy and life is fun. There's no misery in our lives.

Been gay all my life and love it. Been with lover 54 years, the most wonderful life anyone could have. Every day was a joy. Our friends feel the same way. Being happy is what it's all about. Glad I'm gay. I've had a wonderful life

as most people who are gay will attest to. We have done many great things and straight people wish they could live a life we have. So how you arrived at that thought is beyond me. I'll vote for Tom. This is such a flex. Yeah, dude. Tom is dunking on your ass. Straight people

wish they could live this life. They wish they were me. Me and my love-filled partnership. I taste like rubber and you taste like glue. Everything you say bounces off of my dick and gets stuck to you. Ew. It's like a

if a dick you sucked at a spa tastes like glue, you need to go to the hospital. It's not normal. It's very dangerous. I'm actually going to the spa today. Oh, check it out. Check out rubber dicks. Come back with a flavor report on that.

I will. I will. If your dick tastes like glue, you might be a horse. Woo! Is that what you think the glue's made out of? Yeah, it's horse feces. Not the bones. They got a lot to work with, honey.

but i'm like a sexy guy who works at a stable that's called the stable boy my friend that's right and you have stable boy dimples he talks up the horse stop you have stable boy dimples what the hell you want to read another answer i really do uh this is from frederick right and if if i don't want to be frederick wrong if he's frederick right facts i have been an out gay for 40 plus years he says um this is requested by milo who i think is my cat um i don't think anyone enjoys being miserable i know for a fact that many gay men choose to live a miserable white false life pretending to be straight and never knowing real love or intimacy but they feel they have no choice since the culture in which most people live can be violently

intolerant towards same-sex relationships that's true so it's a matter of being miserable or being dead i'm fortunate to live in accepting culture and my life as a gay man has been the opposite of miserable i've felt loved and appreciated since the moment i first started dating and i married the love of my life 23 years ago as soon as i was able my family adores my husband and his family loves me he's not frederick wrong shouts out to frederick right best life keep rocking it out there should we look at tommy not now at all i feel like he was not no oh tommy not now what's his questions like as a guy how do you feel at the size of your penis this is what i would expect and then he says have you ever seen another man's penis at the urinal when peeing surely i have so

that was between may and june so he kind of thought or july so he thought about this for uh three months or so and got right back in sometimes the urinal is like they got nothing dividing you you know i mean you go there and it's just a bunch of urinals at a wall it's a trough in europe that's very common yeah and it can be a lot of fun it can be a lot of fun to check everybody out see where you stack up splash your neighbors a little bit yeah check out your penis elo i guess what i would be worried about at a big shared urinal is that the distance between the peers is unclear sure the the divider really highlights like this is the normal you're getting a little too close from someone else alex sometimes he pees at the urinals and he puts his arm around his neighbors

I fucking miss us. Remember when we drank all those liquids? That's a real thing. People will talk to you at a urinal every now and then. That's so wild. I do that. It's not cool. You actually?

Yeah. That's crazy to me. Sometimes girls talk to each other through the stalls. I don't like that one bit. That feels more like a chat room. It's a bit of a chat room. That's kind of church-coded. That's how I imagine it is.

It's church-coded? Yeah, like when you're confessing. like confession yeah like when girls are in stalls it is it's mostly just like hey do you have any toilet paper in there and then they're like yeah and then toilet paper yeah everybody's helping each other hey i have sinned recently that's girl society where everybody's helping and redistributing the toilet paper i stole something from cvs i felt really bad about it I took a lighter out of the package and walked out with it. I haven't been thankful to my mother lately.

Do you have any toilet paper? Take 10 slices of TP. How much TP can I get if I sinned? See, this is an interesting analogy because it's like you would be giving the TP away in that situation. You wouldn't be getting it. I guess so. That's interesting. Wow.

Think about it the other way. Can I read another question from Tommy Notnow? Yes, but I do want to go back to the doc. Okay, his question is, is a 7.5-inch penis for a 16-year-old teen boy considered well-endowed? That's when soft? Will I still grow longer? Tommy Not Now. So, Tommy Not Now is pretending to be a teen.

Yeah, he's a gay adult. For 60 years. Is that what he said? Yeah, he says he's been with love for 54 years. Gay relationship counselor. Just checking if I was a shower teen. Just a random question. As a boy, have you ever seen your dad naked?

As a boy, are you proud of your penis? It's so funny. Everyone on this website's a pedophile. It's so funny. I'm 14 and I masturbate a lot. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm just too much.

Why are they all doing this? Jesus, some of these are really fucking rough. Yeah, well, don't read them. I'm not gonna. Don't. I'll read one more. Gnarly. You know how when you read at a Ouija board,

you invite a demon in? Yeah. This is like inviting Jeffrey Epstein into the podcast. I'm reading one more from him, and it is, are men better at sucking cock than women? Fantastic question. Great question. Tommy, not now. Tommy.

So his answer to that original question was very thoughtful and seemed quite true, and now we're seeing that he's actually a little liar on the internet. He's kind of a lying pedo. He's kind of like an incest pedophile, and I know it sounds like he's not, but I just have not read all of his questions on here. And he lives in Michigan. He knows about amateur sex videos. No, no.

And sex, parentheses, male POV. Michigan, the state. I do love male POV. It's very different from male P-N-V. I kind of live my whole life male POV. It's how I see things. One, constantly horny. Two.

Two, 2 a.m. motivation. Three, how we get this money. I can't remember the other ones. Four. Loneliness. Oh, intense loneliness. Intense loneliness. What was the fifth one?

Five. Why is my catalytic converter gone? Yeah, that's kind of what it was, wasn't it? Constantly horny. Okay, let's do Quinsaltown. Quinsaltown. Did any Disney film disgust you? I was 13 when I saw The Little Mermaid with my mom in the theater in 1989.

The scene where the girl becomes bottomless? We left the movie in a huff. I haven't seen the rest of the film since and never will. Disney disgusts me. This was one that I was going to do on the Griffin episode, but I didn't. Yeah, well, it would give you the blues if it happens. I thought it was applicable. It would give you the blues brothers, the way it's about movies.

yeah in that way it would but in most ways it wouldn't i guess do you guys remember when the girl becomes bottomless i don't remember that you know what i don't did they just mean because she becomes a mermaid i think i don't remember because i left in a huff you wrote this in that fish are bottomless are fish ever bottomed okay so to be clear this is a question from a pervert and all the comments are like, we are on to you and your tricks. This is just a different pervert. Okay.

Did any Disney film disgust you? Aside from the other stuff? I guess the Fox and the Hound. Oh, because you were so attracted to that fox. Or no, that's the Robin Wood Fox. Yeah, Robin Hood Fox. Robin Wood Fox. Sorry, I saw this horn parody.

More like Jeremy Wood. Constantly horny Jeremy Number one I'm so lonely Can't talk to him Fox and the Hound It has a sad ending It disgusts me

Disgusting I think Hunchback of Notre Dame Disgusting You know why? Because he's so ugly Yeah because he's He's born wrong

He's born messed up Yeah Claire's saying this Out of bigotry She's saying When the podcast is over Claire's always talking about How we need to go back to a Sparta-style

culture. If anything less than perfection, you're tossed off a cliff at birth. Is Ice Age a Disney? No. Those films disgust me. DreamWorks, I believe. Okay. Little Boy Fishing. Yeah, that sounds right. Yep. Scrat, though.

He disgusts me. I find him disgusting. Is Squirrel trying to get a nut? When he became bottomless, I left in a huff. What scene in The Little Mermaid could they be referring to other than the fish transformation? I could look it up.

Becoming a mermaid? I'm not looking up Little Mermaid bottomless. I know that. No, we don't need to do that. Nah. Especially after following Jeffrey Epstein on Quora 45 minutes ago. All right.

So let's look at the other questions, guys. It says on the top here, Damien Bauer says, I have grave doubts about your story based on this jump of a question you asked. Do you have your children shower in their clothes, sans their shoes like I do? It's a morality and Christian thing,

not a health thing. I mean, that doesn't sound like a pervert to me. That sounds like a Christian thing. That's one of the more normal questions. It's just something a Christian does. I mean, to me, it's like, how is he a pervert if he's having the kids shower in their clothes? Boom. Now, I know that swimming with clothes on is a good thing.

Well, as we know from Quora, some people get Randy from wet clothes. Yeah, that is true. Fit people and wearing wet clothes. Claro. The guy's name is Hugo Pierre, by the way. He's a disgruntled Quebecois. Would be Anglo good old boy. Anglo Spotted.

This is a big Canada episode, huh? He has 140 questions. Should we have a Canadian Spotted? Maple Leaf Spotted? How many buttons do I got to add? We should add that, though. Just one. Oh, he's anti-vax.

He says yar. We can't do Pedo Spotted. We're going to be hitting the button every three seconds. No vaccine emoji. So proud to be a male generation ex-Canadian conservative, lifelong conservative, from Quebecois Catholic

to secular atheist to devote Christian. Rights and freedoms must be protected. Wokeism is a mental disease, as is liberalism. Nudity under any circumstances is completely unacceptable.

Board gamer. Father of and in custody of two amazing kids, son and daughter, whom I will raise right, divorced my witch of a wife, which last time I deal with a female. Trump 2024, if you block and or mute me, I will sue.

I really like nudity is unacceptable under any circumstances. How do you have kids? He's a straight up never nude, and he's a board gamer. He loves board games. He's playing Call of Cthulhu. He's playing Catan. He's playing Haunting at the Manor or whatever. Yeah, Haunting at House on the Hill.

Haunting at House on the Hill. He's playing Catan. He's playing Dune Imperium. He's saying, no, please keep your clothes on. They're like, do you want to play Strip Dune Imperium? And he's saying, no, I do not. He's saying my clothes are in centuries. Did you guys already read Father of and in Custody of Two Amazing Kids?

Yeah, we did. We read the whole thing. He divorced his witch of a wife last time I did. I got distracted. Someone asked me if I wanted to go to the spa. Someone asked you another person? And he said, good news, I'm already going. I'm already going.

That's exactly what happened. What is your life like? Are people just constantly asking you to go to the spa, Claire? Everybody sort of knows me as sort of a rubber dick. I'm kind of the chicken head of the spa. I don't know. He's asking a lot of questions about whales in Scotland. I'm fascinated with this man who over the clothes conceived two children.

This is the most Alex question I've ever heard. I hate nudity, especially female nudity, but I embrace violence and bloodshed. Are you like me? I want to take a picture of that one. That sent me for real. I embrace violence and bloodshed. One constantly horny.

Should a foreign female beach volleyball player who accidentally loses her swimsuit bottoms while competing on U.S. soil get flogged dozens of times on her back with her bra on as a punishment? Can we answer? Yeah, I'm going to say probably not. yeah there will be the one answer

okay yeah this guy is like not just horny but like there's something truly insane about him he's a bit puritanical in a sense right but he's also like making it up right like is this just what's going on in quebec i don't know man kind of this weird if this is the case they do not deserve a sovereign state he says i'm a pink skin blue eyes white supremacist i hate white people with poop olive skin, black eyes, and bald heads, Welsh and Quebecois. I hate white people that tan and don't burn in the sun.

Are you the same? No, I'm not the same. I don't know what's going on with him. There's some sort of parody element here, but did the KKK ever lynch Welsh people? What are you talking about? It's just confusing following him. Imagine being his two children

and having more based social media accounts. I don't eat woke food. I eat meat every day with potatoes, never other vegetables, and drink a nice cold beer. I don't eat fish either. What about you? I don't think it's parody. I think this is some sort of joke thing, but it's so strange that it's still weird. You know what I mean?

Where it's like, oh, I'm not being serious. I'm doing a character. But the character is so perverted and original that you're still a freak. You're trying to reinvent the wheel here. You're trying to create Dilbert. But there's nothing funny about Dilbert. Dilbert is an everyman. He says, the rest of the world looks down on the USA.

The rest of the world don't mean jack shit. Agree. Enjoy your pedos. Lack of self-defense, wokeism, and ungodly ways then. That's a question. Let's go back to the doc. Aren't we almost done? Yeah, but I wanted to do one in the doc.

Okay, you want to do this last one? Okay, which one? As a teenager, I often used terms like bruh, oof, dude. Pog, Saj, F, etc. I wonder if it's a sin whenever I do. Sorry, I skipped this one fully. Yeah, I had searched the word Saj.

What does Saj mean? Saj. Okay. Because it's the blues. Is this a sin? I think yes, it's a sin. The question is, is it a sin to use Gen Z slang? To say Pog?

To be Poggers online. What is Pog? Forgive me, Father, for I have That's not true, is it? Claire looks like she's going to kill herself. I don't think that's true, even. That's not what pog is. Yes, it is.

It's short for poggers. Poggers is the long form of pog, which is an adverb form of play of the game. Play of game? It's from Overwatch. Oh, God. Interesting. Oh, we're all learning online all of a sudden. Don't people usually say it when something...

I guess they're saying it because it's the play of the game. It's like saying something's goaded. huh it's the exact same thing i never do that twitch.com claire have you ever heard have you ever heard mickey mouse or not mickey mouse uh the chucky cheese saying poggers no this is and you know it's so hard to be in this kind of conversation wait i need to find this video a live stream fail don't worry about that Poggers. Chuck E. Cheese is streaming himself playing a game in order to make money for the Boys and Girls Club of America.

Please support Chuck E. Cheese. And he says Poggers. Poggers. That's what we just looked at. When you make pizza for children, it's Poggers. Do we want to do a... Is that okay? No, I'm going into the woods.

Okay. It's clearly not okay. That's been the episode, everyone. That's the blues. If you have a Prius from 2012 or before, you need to get a cage over the catalytic converter because it will be stolen. Sometimes you sing the blues.

Come see us in Philly. Opening for another podcast. Thanks for listening. Check us out on Patreon. Alex is really sad. there is help for you and there is love okay

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