Quorators - The Law And You

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I point a gun at a police officer and say "Freeze!" will he freeze, or will he reach for his gun? No matter how cold it is I have to wear short trousers until I turn 18 is this fair? Is it possible to make my curve banana straight? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

that's right we're back for another week with the quarators podcast america's favorite quorum based podcast and uh we got a hell of a show for you this week claire is here i'm here um i like that we haven't recorded in like two weeks and Alex forgot what to say at the beginning of the first segment

is the number one fuck. I think that's what I say every time so I don't know if it's any different than usual. You can try to

knock me down but the champ stays on top. This is of course coming out one week after the live show which we assume went really well.

It was really good. I hope so. So many people came. It was crazy. Dan punched me in the face. Yeah. I thought it was weird.

Still recovering my seed from all those crazy BJs I was getting. Jesus Christ. The BJs were crazy? They were crazy. Was it during or after the show? Abnormal? During. We had Animal from the Muppets come and suck me off on stage.

Which, of course, you remember from last week because that was the episode that came out. Yeah, we don't need to recount it. Animal from the Muppets was there and he was sucking everybody off. No one talked for 20 minutes. Yeah, it was bad for the podcast. Calm! He did that crazy thing with his arms. Yeah.

You know what animal does. I mean, you saw the video. You saw the video, and we all got what we wanted from it. But that's why we're going to be talking about boundaries this week. Finally. What are we as a society without them? I know not much, and that is why this week's theme is The Law and You. Killing spree.

And we're not allowed to talk about any CEO murders. No, because it's old now. It's old news. Does anybody have any other things we're not allowed to talk about? We can discuss here in this segment. I've got a list. You know, there's seven words they don't let you say on radio, by the way. Uh-huh.

And one of them is the CEO murder. CEO murder. Okay, let's go to the space of the week. Current events from two weeks ago. Hit that button. space of the week wow now i was trying to find something that matched the law into the theme and this is one of many similar spaces this is the gun discussion on quora.com they talk about guns so much on this

website yeah crazy me i let the gun talk to my enemies that is now this space has That was really cool. That was the coolest sneeze I've ever heard. This space has 1,288 contributors. That's a lot. Yeah, and we're following it already. So we can't contribute any more than that. We have 53,000 followers on here and 17 posts in the last week,

which is not a lot for an internet forum, but maybe it's a lot for a Quora space. Yeah, I mean, it's got some fun AI-generated images of the Second Amendment. yeah that appears to be thomas jefferson in front of a time machine yeah he's like behind is he stuck in the clock some sort of clock is going on it may not be thomas jefferson it's just a minute man it's a minute man stuck inside of cool clock yeah the clock of america it's okay to say no to gun control that's a funny tagline that's a very like lib coded

message for your gun control space. Just say no to people who want to take away your gun. Yeah, there's already too many words on this meme. Yeah, I agree. It's your armory, your choice. Is this like a Texas flag or something? Oh, it is. Okay. Oh, I get it. Good call, Jeremy.

You know your flags. I know my flags. California has a bear on it. I know that. Name another one. Colorado's got a C on it for Colorado. Okay. Do you know any state flags? New York's got a lovely lady on it really yeah there's a lady on the flag oh yeah we have our own little flag

there's a lady in the atlantic ocean it has two ladies on it whoa and then like a map of a picture of an island new episode is coming out now we're doing a flag review new york flag's pretty good it's got two ladies on it um call uh uh what is it new mexico's got a good state flags are so busy i forget new mexico's got a good one i love the new mexico red lines and a circle yellow it's like a red cross on a yellow flag it looks like a medieval kingdom or something yeah it's pretty sick actually it's like medieval mcdonald's it's really good and whoa they mean stuff yeah apparently the lines all mean things i don't know if i believe that because it's just like oh the four seasons and the four directions like

i know the chicago flag is like what is it it's got stars on it there are city flags chicago flag is the is each star is for like one is for the great fire the other is for the world's fairs the other is for something that else had that happen and when that when that giant pooped out that bean and then i forget what the fourth one's for for the freaking cubs but they all mean something let's see when did everyone get a flag uh apparently the lines also mean different sides north side west side south side i don't want to hear about it great chicago fire uh world's columbian exposition and uh century of progress and oh two world's fairs huh that seems like cheating yeah must be a nice city new york city doesn't have a flag i can tell from your

It must have a flag if Chicago has a flag. Oh, yeah. It's just basically the... Apparently we're France. I don't know what we are. This looks like we're France. It kind of looks like Irish France.

Two guys on it. It does have two guys on it. I think Irish France is a great consolidated description of New York City. There's also the upstate New York town that had controversy. I want to say it was...

White's Plains or Lynchburg? Flag or something. No. I can't remember what it was. It was like... It was a Native American guy getting killed. Yeah, it was being choked, and they tried to say it was like someone getting hugged.

Choked? Yeah, yeah. On the flag? It was like a lynching on a flag. Jesus. Yeah. Oh, he's getting a hug. That was it.

That was it. That's so crazy. Whitesboro. All right, if you're on the YouTube, you really got to change this to believe it. They changed it to them wrestling, but originally it was like a white guy strangling a Native American.

And it was like, village of Whitesboro. South Park-ass flag. Boom. Yeah, it's a fucking insane flag. Welcome to New York. How did you keep that around until now? Upstate New York is so racist, dude. Oh, yeah.

They changed this like 10 years ago. There's so many Confederate flags in Upstate New York. It's true. And it's straight up in the north. Right. So maybe they didn't get geography lessons for that, but respect to them for that. Insane.

Also, it's so funny they changed it to just like a slightly different version of it. I do like that it just, like, they're getting along now. Yeah, I feel like I would have just been like, whatever, it's a symbol. It's just a W or something. We didn't need to make it so that they're, like, playing football or something. They still have to be fighting. They should get them in a headlock.

Maybe they should be smiling while wrestling. They should have swabbed it so the Native Americans choking out the white guy. Okay, well, I'm sure that's what the woke mob would have liked. It's a reverse choking flag. You know what? They should have had this guy smiling, too. so that way it was like a sort of

some sort of fetish yeah well do you know about the choking game no you're from Long Island you don't know about the choking game

I don't I feel like I'm about to get choked though how do I know about the choking game the choking game which I have never done I know about the knockout game

because I was not cool enough the choking game before you do drugs when you're a child you get high by having your friends choke you in the woods

and then you pass out and then you pass out and you feel high and that works It works 100% of the time Unless you die But it must feel pretty good And you could say

With the right smile on this nice native man That they are in fact Just helping each other get off In this nice field But sadly that is not the case And now they are doing some textbook Folk style wrestling Where a pin is a win

They really made the indigenous man White as possible Yeah, they really did whiten him up a bit. They're like, it's not a race. And they darkened the white guy a bit. The white guy looks fully Pacific Islander. Right. In the original one, the white guy is pure white with an ugly mullet.

He's somewhat Mel Gibson coded in the original flag of Whitesboro, New York. That's so crazy. This is a flag. It's a real lethal weapon ass flag. Anyway, check out the choking game for those listening. Check it out. We're not saying to do it. Don't do it.

Legally, we are not saying to do it. This episode is about knowing your rights and the law. Anyway, what's on the gun discussion? Anything good? And if you do do it, say Slender Man made you. Yeah, not us. Don't call Jeremy Slender Man, by the way. I want to get out in front of that.

Yeah, please stop saying that. He's very different from Slender Man. Anyway. Do you have any opinions on L-22R pistols? That's the thing with these things, these guns forums, is that I actually just don't know enough about guns. Well, maybe you can learn a fucking thing or two for once. I know, and I feel like Republicans always say that kind of thing.

They're like, well, liberals want to get rid of guns, but they don't even know the difference between an L-22 and an A-55. And I'm like, I don't care. I don't care. What is that? Now you can talk about the assassination because it's in the gun discussion. Oh, nice. Sure.

Now that O'Biden's SS is apparently complicit in or at least allowing assassination, Will supporters be permitted to open carry at campaign events? This is from October. So this is from the Trump assassination. Oh. Wait, now, O'Biden's SS. Okay, so this person is saying Biden is basically Obama, who is basically Hitler. Yes.

And they have a net. Okay. Hitler O'Biden. Okay. Hitler's Mac jackets. I guess maybe you could say that SS is Secret Service, but I feel like we know what he's going for. We know what they're going for. You don't put S next to S, so you don't make me think Secret Service.

Slippery snakes. O'Biden, slippery snakes. Hail Hussein Obama. Yeah, that doesn't stand for Hulk Hogan if he puts those H's together. I do wonder if Joe Biden did pay this based young man to kill the health care CEO kind of as his way to carry out his Marxist agenda. O'Biden, did that you think? Joe Rock O'Biden, I'm saying. Yeah, maybe he did.

We have a response on this question, by the way, from Bob Noyb for the audio listeners. Noyb is getting a little weird in this. He says, oh, please, and he wrote it out, which you don't see often. But I feel like if we are spelling it phonetically, it should have an H in it. I feel strongly about that. If they real wanted to assassinate fake Tanboy, they'd use some short-lived chemical or bio weapon. Okay. Maybe they'd make love to him with a poisoned penis.

Bob Noib. The Ben and Jesper's most powerful tool. Bob Noib. Bob Noib. I'm still trying to think of what an O'Biden impression would be. Avoid the Noib. O'Biden Allow me to be clear

That's the best I got for Joe Rock O'Biden Yeah that's pretty good I love Michelle You're my Spotify playlist I'm going to steal it down again Okay let's get out of this gun club thing We're not going to get better than Bob Noy

I'm sorry I was hoping for a more fun gun question but why aren't guns banned in america okay that's a good discussion i don't care what side of the aisle you're on i am deeply divided on this issue oh baby uh yeah i don't know civilized countries do not disarm their peaceable peaceable citizens full fucking stop the other hand these people are criminals should be immediately deported this is incidentally an answer to a question that's kind of the opposite of this

question. I misread that. Quora is so fucking bad. It's a great website, and it's full of noibs. Yeah. All right. Well. Never mind. This is a bad... They have a whole thing of Yukio Mishima at the top of this, I'm pretty

sure. Where? Where? Is that not what this is? No, this is during the LA riots. Well, I'm canceled. Roof Koreans. I'm sorry if you scroll fast past roof koreans i assume it's mishima oh my god all right i didn't get the chance luckily that's easily cut now you're fine it doesn't matter let's go to police course by the way i love that our context for knowing what that was was the person wrote in capital

letters roof koreans roof koreans no explanation necessary oh hell all right let's know the law let's get started this is not in real life this is not a real police car if you're driving part of the podcast it's just the podcast okay first question five quo what is the legal amount of money that you can pay someone to keep them from talking about a situation huh have you ever tried this have you ever tried this using the legal amount you can't go over because then it's illegal there was another really good question i felt like i couldn't do both but it was like would it be illegal for me to what i've got such bad news for you this is from quora prompt generator this is the ai robot trying to grease some palms god

damn it they greased my damn palms he's fucking quora robot is trying to keep us from talking about well i deleted the other one but the other one was just like let's say i were to be pulled over by a police officer and said i can pay you a lot of money if you let this go and then handed him a lot of money would that be against the law is bribing against the law uh are there any good answers i know it's to the robot but i would like to find out if maybe you can uh figure it out okay it says uh not my real name says you can gift any amount of money you want that's the law and then Kathy says, good luck with that. Paying someone off is no guarantee of their silence.

Oh, Kathy's been burned before. I just realized that now that we're doing the screen capture thing, we're going to dock so many more people than we thought we would. Not that it matters, but I wasn't going to say this person's full name, but now we could see her fucking careless cat that she has. It has always been my stance that these people have doxxed themselves. Yeah, 100%. I haven't doxxed a damn person.

No, yeah, it's true. If you want to go to Salon Works, Kathy's Wax Works from 1989 to present and see Kathy, you can. Kent, Washington. She knows about Brigham Young. Brigham Young, Orem, Utah, Kent, Washington, and how to get rid of pubic hair. How do you get rid of it? Well, you go to Kathy's Salon. Oh, right.

Wax it right off. That makes sense. That makes sense. It's a nair salon. By flame or by sea. Sea. By sea. Wash it all the way.

Anyway, good for you, Kathy. I hope that this gets you some people at your salon. I am kind of annoyed. Oh, she has two questions. This is a really good question, actually. Why does every man I've ever met always control the TV remote? That's red, white, and true, baby. Men be like, give me the remote.

And women be like, okay. Yes, dear. Classic women. They can't decide where to go to freaking dinner. It makes me kind of sad when you see a Quora question that has no answers. I know. It kind of feels like it's not getting any engagement. It reminds me of our own account where we often get no answers to our questions.

We got answers to a bunch. Whoa, what is this? Do Italians eat kiwis? We answered something on November 23rd. Someone said, is it unethical to go outside if I'm a very ugly person? And we said, you don't know you're beautiful and that's what makes you beautiful. That's from one direction. This has six comments on it.

Wow. Yeah, I don't know if that's going to be all from our listeners, though. It's not. But if you were just... No, these are not from our listeners, I don't think. These are... Well, most of them are from this person named Annabella, who is posting a screenshot from Instagram about living with a narcissist.

Oh, yeah, because it was on the post. It was like about narcs. And then this guy, Alan Hall, said, no, us ugly ilk need more and milk than the norn. let your repulsion be idiots unexpected exploion of reality and gloat like an old billy goat what the hell's a norn it's kind of like a boy this guy this is alan hall who seemingly has a headshot um yeah i don't know he's in the school of hard knowledge this guy feels like he's using the computer at the library maybe you're right as is the norn that's a boib that's a norn it's all Bob Boybs

and Alan Halls in here anyway that was weird the legal amount that you could give somebody to stop them from talking apparently is $10,000

that's from SJC wait that's $10 million oh sorry $10 million well that's a big difference isn't it I'm sorry

anything more than $10 million oh no he's joking he's joking our ass don't do $10,000 or $10 million that's a bad use

of the money alright well then fuck this man and then people are getting mad at a robot it's a robot I refuse to be tricked by the robot. Who are you, Alex?

Getting tricked by the robot? This question is so good. If I point a gun at a police officer and say, freeze, will he freeze or will he reach for his gun? I think by habit he would freeze. He has to. He has to obey a command. Law enforcement is about hegemony. Yeah.

And only one can be the master. I think that's a great fucking question, and I think the answer is yes. OP is banned, apparently. David Wallace says, another idiot getting by Quora's high technology screening process. This is by far takes the cake. John says, okay, you said freeze first rather than flat out shooting me, so quite probably I'm going to look at you and wonder what the hell is going on. Are you mistaking me for someone else?

Are you really talking to me? This is a cop. Yeah. Yeah, just 30 years as a law enforcement officer. Now, Quora is roughly, I would say, one-third on-duty police officers who are retired. Yeah. So the answer is he's going to probably kill you.

This is a Florida cop. He kills you. You kill me, I kill you. I don't freeze for a moment. I want to read the rest of the answer, please. But just real quick, he has two questions. The first one is, I have spent several hours today on Quora. How do I stop?

how do i stop yeah and you can see in the ratio 1.3 000 answers to two questions that he is not having a good time no um it's hard being retired his other questions about bubble robots yeah something from the olympics oh okay whatever he was asking if they're real robots or people in costumes are those real bubble robots i have no memory hold on quora are those real bubble robots oh i i did see these things yeah these are beijing's elite bubble robots oh covid bubble no no no no no this is 2016 i don't fucking know who cares this sucks they're bubble robots and they're real grow up freeze shut up john the guiding arrow of marxism has created bubble robots okay back to john cattler yeah um while i'm reading this you want to turn this light on alex

Oh, yeah, sure. It's getting kind of dark. It's press the button on the white thing. Okay. Now, since you haven't shot me yet, I'm going to do some fast talking and ask a lot of questions. What do you want? Why are you pointing a gun at me?

Do you really want to shoot me? Do you want me to shoot you? I'm looking for cover and planning my moves. Oh, no, his moves. This guy's not asking that many questions while a guy's pointing a gun at him. He already said freeze. So I guess if you're stopping and asking questions,

that is freezing. So he kind of won. What I will not do is surrender, give up my weapon, or submit to any other demand you might make that will put me or anyone else in danger, even you. If I can talk you down, I will. There's a reason you warned me before shooting me, but I will not surrender my life or anyone else's without a fight.

If I have to, I will duck for cover and shoot you. Oh, yes. My hand will be on my gun before I even have a chance to think about it. Oh, yes. So this is a wise warrior poet. Basically. So he's like able to talk you down and is going to try to save your life

for even talking to him, but he's probably going to have to put you down with his gun first. This is the first cop to ever try to talk someone down. Yeah, and that's why he's retired now. They made him retire for his peaceful ways. He talked too much. He had too many potential kills he passed up.

He's writing too many haikus. Spent too many hours on Quora. How do I stop? um anyway i don't know people are just kind of like well-played police officer rick rick from rick and morty here says rare nice rick pretty cool stuff rick he's probably good move rick um this is a much more accurate picture of the reactionary training breaking down in the moment because no one really wants to light that candle on the other end maybe try diplomacy first right yep that's true deandre ag and that's what kind of what john caddler was saying

now neiman ashraf who is a police constable is going a different route with it he says i'm trying to fathom something here why would you point a gun at a police officer and tell him to freeze just to check out if he freezes or not yeah yeah basically i i really enjoy all the core answers that are just like repeating the question back like did i understand this right why would you say that as soon as you pointed a gun towards a cop you indulged yourself in a world of shit it is true you know i'd love to disagree um all right now he's talking about the targeted police in pakistan it's a long answer we're not gonna read the whole thing but needless to say that he would shoot and kill the guy instantly and he would never freeze and he would never back

down feel free to pause and read it yourself never freeze everyone's kind of just like you as a man killing a gun at another man i think you would freeze yeah i don't have to tell you it's free the cop would almost certainly shoot you like how how would he shoot me i'm gonna shoot him first i told him to freeze he's froze he's frozen it's freezing a form of pause i'll take my answer off air um his it won't matter his partner just shot you oh and that's from a active parole officer, or I'm sorry, former parole officer. Ashley Ward. Southern finisher, it says. Now she's

a carpenter. Oh. Southern finisher. A southern finisher. That's a bluesy hat. The old southern finisher. I'm in the market for a southern finisher. Isn't that what you got at the live show last week? That is right, from Animal from the Muppets. If we recall correctly.

The old southern finisher. Yeah, that's what Daniel Craig from Knives Out backs you off. I think you may have come, sir. It appears you have the vapors. Here's a question. My landlord is evicting me because I'm two years late on rent.

How do I tell him I'm not leaving no matter what? Nice. Big money. Big money. Sounds like you already have. The thing is, you can just wait that out, and you're already the alpha dog, so don't worry about it. Don't stress.

Two years? Sounds like you're fine. You're on dog's law now. I'm never going to find this fucking question. There's a lot of interaction on this. There's way too many answers. There's over 100. I need to know more about the landlord.

Where you live? How much rent is? Yeah, that's a good question. It's true. Margaret Clark said, is it wrong to steal from a landlord who has allowed you to live on his property? You are a disgusting human being.

That's from a teacher and mother. That's really funny. She lives in Wolverhampton. Made up ass town. This might be an Anglo spot. What is the flag of Wolverhampton? That's what I've got to know. Wolverhampton is in, you guessed it, England.

Anglo spotted. Can you get past us with fucking whatever the fuck you look like? Come on, Margaret. What a lovely little town. Mother of nine. That's too many, Margaret. She's like a landlord of her own home. That is the thing is when you have nine children, you're pretty much a landlord.

So I can understand why you would feel that way. You're a disgusting human. Your womb is pretty much their flat. Oh, we didn't look up the flag. Sorry. Wolverhampton. Can we focus for two seconds and look up Wolverhampton's flag? A thing we do now.

It's like a yellow cross on a red background. And there's a key, sorry, a lock and a book and a column. This is like a five-year-old truth is flag. This probably is like 2,000 years old. Yeah. Yeah, the first monk who learned to use a brush made this flag. This was probably, I don't know, who knows what this was used for. This was probably sent off in the Crusades.

Yeah, they definitely hurt a lot of innocent people to the terrible Wolverhampton flag, which has a dinner plate on it. Yeah, some sort of wok. What is the thing in the top left? Is that a marble column? I think it's a column. I think it is. I believe it's some sort of column.

Or it's a salt shaker. I don't know. We got to start a new podcast called Flag Talk. A beaker for science. Yeah, that's what beakers used to look like. When it was just like religious mummery. Okay, this guy, Gregory Lombardi, Lombardi says, why would you put the landlord through this?

You live there two years for free. Most landlords would give you a five-day notice and start eviction if not paid. Landlords is good as hell. everyone blames landlord for being mean they have bills to pay you are a selfish person and deserve to be put out tag yourself i'm bob noy when he says put out do you think that he means like kicked out or do you think he means like like washed out sexed in you deserve to put out there's a popular genre video covering this

um you do not have to leave yeah that's right you can stay there into the sheriff's department send over a few officers to escort you off the property william this is from william wallace who is a former landlord oh wow edit i am turning off comments because people are posting that i'm a dirt bag we're not paying rent go off william wallace yes um i hope they remove you and toss all your stuff. During the pandemic, I work 60 to 70 hours a week to pay my rent and bills. My full-time factory job is a construction helper. Oh, I work. I work.

I had a job. Oh, I help at the construction. I had a health issue. I'm mad. I work as good boy. Oh, this is like a child. Shut the fuck up. You're a liar. I helped at my dad's store all pandemic.

I legally don't know rent because they're my parents. Goddamn. You should be on the damn Whitesboro flag. The new one where they're hugging. You're missing out if you're just listening to this one because this guy is a real mayo ass. He's just a child.

He's literally a child of some sort who's just like, it's so hard to be. This is one of those roof whites. Jim says, if you're serious about telling your landlord or you will not vacate. The best way to do that is by singing Telegram. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. No funny. No funny guys here. Answer the question. Mysteria says, sorry, not sorry, Opie, but you are the asshole in this situation. Go ahead and slam that Mysteria button real quick. What is this picture?

I think it's Tom Hiddleston. That's not really Mysteria, then. No, it certainly isn't, Alex. That's Tom Hiddlestia. I feel like we're in competition because we're Alberto Mysterio. Mysterio is a lonely woman. She's posting in singles looking for dating, saying, Hello, everyone.

I'm a 20-year-old female who is looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend. I love to watch anime, read manga. Spelled wrong. Learn to read. So looking for someone who can tolerate something like that and like me for me. Okay. And then she never posted again. And so, actually, it worked, and she got what she wanted.

There's one answer on it. Hello. Right here. Anime man. Right here, love. Love anime man. So, this is from Aspire, who is Superman. Whoa.

And a graphic designer. Oh, so he graphic designed this image of him as Superman. Really cool. Kind of like touching two angels. Oh, I didn't even see the angels. And then there's a guy behind him with big wings. This is actually just... There's a lot going on in this.

The Curator's logo from this week, right? Oh, from the... You don't need to pull it up. No? Okay, fair enough. This is what it looks like, though. It's the same thing. And you're implying that Aspire stole it from you?

I think I stole it from Aspire. Okay, because you're trying to get anime girls? Because Claire's got the wings, and we're the two angels, Alex. And that's exactly the same thing. That is exactly the same thing. It might be the same wing, even, that I copied. So wait, in that picture, you guys became angels and are in heaven.

But I just have wings? You have wings. Right. So I'm technically not in heaven? I don't know. I thought it would look redundant if you had a halo. Maybe your halo is just off. But you have this light behind you.

Oh, yeah. That's kind of cool. This is far too visual to be discussing. Well, yeah. That's fair. Anyway. Please. Check out Quarators.

Aspire asked a question. Are 95% of the females on here not real people? Don't be scammed. Okay, so this leads me to believe that maybe it didn't work out with Mysterio. No, unfortunately. He's commenting a lot on singles looking for dating. Being like, come on, man. Someone's got to date me.

Important question. Is it possible to make my curve banana straight? No answers yet? That's pretty crazy. Why do you want to when you've got such a curved banana? All right, Jeremy. Why does it want me to say this in Japanese on your computer, Alex? Because you can if you need to.

Choose your credential. I am a former admiral. Should I change it to make a new credential or no? Whatever, who cares? New credential, curved banana. We'll put that on the next one. Banana bender. He also asks, are book nerd girls still available in these times?

I want a book nerd girlfriend. No response on that. Unfortunately, they are not. Before they said, I want to marry a Latina, but I hear they get violent when angry. Oh, my God. How violent are they? He can handle some violence. This is when snapped.

Are there any real females on here? He's got a lot of questions about this. He's looking for females. Yeah. Seeking a Latina future wife. I speak Spanish as well. Clara, how do you feel about these violent Latina questions? Well, I'm not Latina.

So I can't really speak to that But how do I feel about them? Yeah, how do you feel about them? I like reading them I think it's Singles looking for dating could be a good space of the week in the future I'm going to hold on to it Oh, hi

These are people Oh, this is date rich older women Oh, let's go to that Let's go to that Right now, this is date rich older women I'm going to follow that Okay black granny suggested space we get we gotta say a one thing i know i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry

this is very interesting this is date rich older women we could here's a here's a beautiful woman yeah exactly this is alva i think i look for what i offer and not everything is perfect i really look for someone who loves the same way i do someone who when he doesn't like something about me says to fix things and not be negative i'm looking for a man who beyond everything will always stay with me and never leave hold on date older women so you go on rich date mature women yes these rich mature women and there's like there's people who curate the space and then what if you date them like do they stop curating the space i don't understand what you mean so then they're not dating anymore oh this is alva i think these are rich this is just alva space there's only two

contributors i think this is alva posting other women i think you probably post to out alva who is this woman who also is in charge of senior gay dating this is all of alva's spaces okay date rich older women yeah three people dating granny and us and uk gay date lovely mature women meet senior reach rich singles dating dating over 50 60 70 senior gay dating black granny lesbianism dating black mature women meet mature women granny dating site rich older men and young women knows about japanese language oh oh sugoi so i think if you're a rich older woman or even a black granny you send your picture to alva and then and your little bio and she posts you on the correct sub quora what if you want to be on three people dating well then i don't know how

you get on that one say all these grannies got big knockers i know right and i'm i can say that Because I'm going to be one of them. You know, the thing is, when you have a baby, it makes your knockers bigger. So I don't know if they ever go back down after that or if all grannies got huge ones. I think all grannies got huge ones. They might all be major milkers. You know how your ears keep growing when you get old? Right.

Maybe it's like boob. Maybe ears are like boob. I think that's true. They're like trees. They just keep going. I guess they just kind of fall. They're like trees. You've got to count the rings.

when you hiked them up. Some of these seniors are quite young. Anyway, if you want to date a granny, check out Alva, I guess. I'm going to follow Alva so we can like

check in with her. So we can maybe get some action. Yeah. Okay. Cool. RichWomenDating.com This is from the landlord

question we got here? We're going to a new book. We're way off book. How much have we been recording for? Three hours. 20 years. Are there any female detectives

in real life? If so, what kind of cases do they usually investigate e.g homicide it's a fantasy so i don't know if uh maybe in uh joe rocco biden's america they're letting females be detectives but uh i don't know oh my god dude this is a fucking quora ai bot question why does the robot want to know this why does the robot only want to know about the law huh and you know what there's no answers on this because this is for a different question so the robot asked this and no one answered it fuck you robot you're dead to me i was so excited this is the one i was most excited for the robot

reading watching tv and asking if it's real my favorite my favorite ai generated prompt are always like by the way is this in real life because you know it just lives in the computer it's like by the way about our human females also detected how did it come up with this that's crazy i loved eg homicide as well that was uh really good homicide that's a crime that you could investigate there's another question here that maybe it like ripped it from wait there's yeah there are other questions that say the same thing do female detectives or investigators work for the police department in your state slash country if so what kind of cases it's not as good as do they exist i think the robot's spitting out like a shittier version

of this question basically then what's the point of the robot wait this is also the robot this is also the robot it goes all the way to the top it's all the robot it's the robot all the way down why are there any robot questions prompts are intended to capture questions people may have in the future shut the let them ask it that's you're robbing yourself from your social media platform you hate the robot questions oh it's awful everyone's gonna want to know this soon Can I block it? No. No, you cannot.

You must learn from the robot. Should I block it? Should I block the Quora prompt generator, Alex? What if that gets rid of 80% of the questions on the website? So the tell is this becomes a little lightning bolt. Okay. The details button. Because robots like lightning bolts.

Because they use electricity to power their brains. It's food for them. To robots, lightning bolt is food. Oh, my God. I'm livid. All right, here's a question. Have you ever seen a female detective or not? So here it's an I, the details.

Normal style. Yeah, I is for me because I'm a person. Okay, you can read the quora. What would you do if someone approached you in a barely controlled rage and said, Your rights to a firearm should end where my comfort zone begins. My house, like everyone else's, should be a gun-free zone. So this person is speaking barely controlling their rage. And you're in their house with a gun.

And that would sound like, your rights to a firearm should end where my comfort zone begins. My house, like everyone else's, should be a gun-free zone. The last few words on here really changed the context of the rest of it, where it sounds like the question askers being so unreasonable and triggered and the lib who's owned. But then at the end, you're actually at their house with a gun. Yes. Someone approaches you in their own home. that you have broken into with your gun i'm also i'm picturing like a fallout style like

rifle strapped across the back situation i guess it could be a side carry somebody kindly put the question asker here i think this is joshua j we hope um who's a future business titan one follow we know orson scott card respect this guy asks a lot of questions 4.8 000 hey i would like a follow back from Orson Scott card. Can one person declare war on a nation?

Uh oh. That's a great question. Yeah. Click on it. Click on it. Click on it. What do you mean? I mean there's one answer.

Click on it. Oh there's actually a bunch of answers. Not in the US. Okay good try though. So apparently no. You should be allowed to though I think.

Right. And then if you do that though that nation should be allowed to kill you. I'm trying to. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair.

Like with the army. Yeah. Isn't that what uh who's the guy who killed all those cops uh crit dorner yeah yeah yeah the uh the dorner and the the dorn man yeah you get the dorn it's the dorn man and he came and he killed all those cops and he declared war essentially on america and then they uh well they killed him with guns they killed him yeah and so i think that's a pretty good example of one man declaring war on a nation there you go yeah good thank you

for the question. Joshua J. Tito. What was the... Oh, right. So this is like if you're triggered and you're liberal and admit it.

Admit that you're liberal. Yoda here says, stupid you are, breed you should not. Yoda. Don't bring Yoda into this. You're much more critical than animal from the Muppets.

Look how happy he is too. Look at that grin he's got. Yoda don't use a gun. No, he has a lightsaber. Which is like far more dangerous than a gun. First of all, Yoda has a lightsaber.

He could freaking deflect any bullet. Anyway, I don't know. This guy says, in your house, I'd write you off and never return. In my house, I'd back you at the door with a pistol in your stomach. So the trick is, whenever you're talking to another Quora user, they also have a gun, and they've already defeated you the moment you ask. This guy was in the Army for 32 years. Kevin Davis, fugitive recovery agent.

Whoa. That's a crazy job. Wait, what's his picture? Why don't you just let the fugitives get away, Kevin Davis? Hey, is that a flag? Wait a second. New flags. I think this might be a crest.

Oh, the crest just dropped. Now, a crest is not a flag. This comes up a lot on the podcast. Look how many spaces he has. Six, seven, eight. And then he has an anti-pro-Palestine protest. Anti-pro-Palestine protest. No, I hate to take sides, but I feel like just from an editing standpoint, you could probably just take out pro from there because you're just anti-Palestinian protesters.

He's just anti-pro-Palestinian protesters. He's not pro-Israel. He just doesn't like these pro-Palestinians. He's just trying to get to work and recover fugitives. Anyway, for those listening, his crest is a medieval knight with a bunch of leaves, and then there's three clovers, and it says Davis. What a gracious knight. And it says copyrightirissurnames.com. Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Wait, we have a certificate or something. Yeah, they're like, this guy's Irish for real. Oh, this is from his Knights Templar degree that he got at Knights Templar School. This is the most American shit in the world to have a certificate that says you're legit Irish. Yep. I went to race school. They said deus volt to me.

I also hunt and help arrest pedos. pedos for the smart asses that make idiotic comments. What does that mean? He's saying that when people are rude to him about his badge in the comments, that pretty much like he's actually doing important pedo work.

Does he like or hate Trump? Can't tell. He likes Trump and he's going to destroy the Middle East. He has a space called Garbage MAGA President and Supporters. I hate to explain this to you. The people who... The Trump people are like,

Oh, I'm garbage? Well, here's my space where we love Trump. Yeah, they're taking it back. They're taking the word back. It's hard to take the word garbage back, I got to admit. It is confusing. He really does not like Palestine. He really doesn't.

I don't know why specifically. He's Irish. He should understand what's going on. I know, but he's actually fully American, and so he cannot. Right, right, right. I love the idea of him being like, Ireland is Israel for Irish people. Irish people are not safe anywhere in the world

if Ireland and Israel don't exist. All right, well, good for you, I guess. Random teen stuff. Why are you... No, he's doing work there. That's where he's looking

for the pedophiles. He's catching the pedos. That's his work account. Same with Scarlet Space for fun. That is crazy. He's trying to catch them. And Lexi806168's

Hangout and Chill. That's another pedo sting. Well, I love to see the man work. Thank you for your service, Kevin Davis. Should I click random teen stuff and see if he's in there? I'm afraid to click random teen stuff. There's nothing in there for teens 13 to 18. Have fun.

Did he start this space? No, he's just a contributor. We're not going to end well. There's nothing in here. This is just a honey trap for pedophiles. For real. That is crazy. You can tell they're teens because they have the extra letters in their names.

Like, this is Jason Bay. This is Jason Bay. I think this is fake as hell. Sub-Zero's in here from Mortal Kombat. Oh, I love his work. Freezing people and then breaking the ice that they're in. I like that he kind of looks like Scorpion. Oh, Tanjiro Komodo's here.

The guy from University of Deez Nuts. Yeah, these are teens. Zippy Zip Tit. You think this is a real teen, Nathan? I had sex at 12 and a lot still at 14. Respect, Nathan. That's like the most FBI agent I've ever seen. Don't let the world stop you.

all right well that's enough of that i would love to have to explain this in a precinct someday why i was on a random team well they just watched the video which was really like a full recording yeah the context i guess this is the one of the most police officer-esque people we've ever found on this website yeah a guy with a certificate that says he's irish and he's in a bunch of teen spaces to catch pedophiles high praise anyway he says uh that he would uh not like you if you said that you can't have a gun near him right because he has a gun and he'll get you with his gun the moment guns come up somebody's getting shot yeah that's just how it is he says i hope you have your life insurance paid up and your

will up to date so he's threatening to kill yes this person yeah and that's that's right before Or just to clarify to the audio listener, that's right before Yoda shows up. All right. Well, I guess that's enough of this. Yes. We got into Kevin. Yeah. Yes.

Ireland. Do we have another one here? No, this is the final police one. Okay. Quarantining. Okay. That's enough. That's enough.

Now, parenting is a form of police work and the law. Your rules for your children are as strict as the state. That's right. Now, when you have a kid, I would know it's on girl dad pending. Girl dad pending, short of tragedy happening. Well, that's the situation. Sometimes these little buggers can really get on your nerves. And when that happens, you have to decide what the punishments are.

And there can be an array of these. You can put them on a rack and stretch all their limbs out. But it varies from home to home. And this question addresses this topic. And the question is, how badly does your child have to misbehave for you to intentionally feed them with a poop sausage? So this is sort of the worst thing you could do to your child in this person's mind is intentionally feed them poop sausage. Not by accident. I don't mean to be a stickler here, but is it feeding them a poop sausage or with a poop sausage?

I knew we were going to get stuck on this, but I am assuming it's a big log of poop, and then you're making them eat it. It's like smoking the whole pack of poop. Now, Rosemary here says, Rosemary Peerless Ellert says, they would have to be rapists, axe murderers, and pedophiles. Your children? Yes. I have a very pedophile-coded child. And then Bradley said, great post. Mind following me on Quora?

Thanks. Team follow back. You going to feed them poop or what? okay wait oh no i don't like this question andrew thompson this is the person who asked the question i don't like this first question that is at november 9th is it better to kiss a 16 year old on the lips or the belly button right um so we got a pedo in our midst someone's about to get a poop sausage i was interested in their poop sausage question but now i feel like It's not good to platform them, really.

Yeah? Yeah. How do I worship the swastika national government when I'm in a bus? Why don't we should talk about the swastika party? If you're on a bus, I guess on your mobile phone. Oh, this person's just crazy. Yeah, this is, I guess, hopefully a troll and not just a true psycho. I don't want to look at it anymore.

How do girls and women wash their moles and freckles? That's a good question. That's a good question. Can we explore this poop sausage thing for once? Sorry, yes. We have to go down word salad lane. Poop sausage. Your children are misbehaving.

Your response is to make them eat poop. What did they do? I mean, we know they're rapists, ex-murders, or pedophiles, Alex. For them, I would make them do it, but I feel like it's hard to stick pedophiles on a child. What is a poop sausage to you? A sausage of poop.

Sausage made of poop. So is it like it's in the casing? and then you fill the casing with poop? I think it's just a poop that's sort of particularly sausage-rounded. Right, it's just like a firm poop. It's not a patty. It's a link. Yeah, and it's not like a rainy day drip drop.

Maybe a few of them are connected. Yeah, for sure. Or it's just one. It doesn't have to be huge. You ever poop out a bunch of links? Poop links. Shit out like a string of six sausage poops. i feel like maybe this is like a kid asking this question because maybe one of his friends is like

my dad said he's gonna make me eat poop sausage and then the kid was like i don't want to eat poop what would i have to do what i have to do to get the poop sausage i eat all the oreos again he's gonna make me poop oh no this is a retired accountant uh this is rosemary though the retired accountant who said the thing about the pedophile. She's been in the army. She lives in Gloucester. God damn, dude. It's Gloucester.

Gloucester. That can't be how you say it for the UK version, right? That's got to be if it's in Boston. You're in the United Kingdom of Gloucester. You're part of the Knights Temple at Dave's Vault. We're spreading the word of the Lord. Oh, man. I don't believe Rosemary

peerless alerts real middle name is peerless i tend to agree it's a fucking horse although maybe you can name your kid peerless i could but i won't i already have a name picked out and i won't tell you what it is jenga i will yeah but it's jenga which is kind of i'm hoping that they don't fall over when i say allegra peerless patak that's kind of cool that is pretty cool um okay well anyway we don't like the poop sausage question i mean there's just how much is there to discuss the answer is how badly does your childhood to behave it's very badly very bad well when your baby comes out what would she have to do for you to force poop sausage in well right uh well i have to say here comes the airplane first because this is a baby

here comes the poop airplane special delivery that is made of poop stinky airlines You can't afford spirit it looks like It's just poop airlines Because you've Not done your homework I don't know it'd have to be really bad It'd have to be like something really terrible

Like they're probably an axe murderer So let's say you come home Your baby has murdered someone with an axe Do you report them to the police Or kind of just like take a humanitarian approach and just make them eat a sausage made of poop. Don't worry, officer. I've got it covered.

I handled it. I think that's what happened to JonBenet's brother. Oh, yeah. Where the parents were like, you shouldn't have done that. Yeah, poop sausage for you. We'll cover for you. We'll write a letter or whatever.

No one needs to know. That was in the documentary on Netflix, right? That they made him eat a poop sausage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Goddamn, dude. Poop, poop. Poop, poop. Poop, poop.

Let's do another question here. We have another parenting question. No matter how cold it is, I have to wear short trousers until I turn 18. Is this fair? I don't think that is fair. You have to? This is John Fetterman's son.

Short trousers, so that's just like capris? No, I think that's just shorts. I think that's Anglo spotted for shorts. Right, that is definitely a British slang. So many Anglos on this site. This is from Underdog, by the way, this question. Okay. It seems like he's getting in a lot of trouble.

Right. Oh, look at this. My parents caught me smoking crack, and now I'm grounded for six months. Is this fair? So this might be why. Oh, is it not fair? We need to make sure that your pants aren't too long so we can see the crack pipe coming out of your pocket. Is this a fair punishment?

I've only just been ungrounded from being grounded the last six months. That meant no phone, no TV, except an hour a day. Didn't get to see no friends. Had to do chores in short trousers, all because I smoked crack in August. so this is i guess this is like what really happens when a kid does something bad is that they're they're forced to eat poop they're forced to wear short trousers first of all put on those trousers because you have had it up to here with me i think that's fair for smoking yeah crack is pretty bad

hope your ankles aren't going to be cold you're hurting your yourself really and you're going to learn a lesson with these short trousers a bit breezy isn't it I think it's fair do your parents ever make you get into your pajamas early as a punishment is this question I kind of like

getting into my pajamas yeah I don't agree have you seen pajamas spelled with a Y before I don't know yeah this is anglo spotted shit I feel like I'm in the fucking Lion Witch in the wardrobe I like that he's just going to Quora though to be like can someone tell me my parents are being weird or not by punishing me for smoking crack i might

have broke my brain with crack but i think they're being weird i'm pretty sure i asked mr tumness in the wardrobe and he said they were being sus as all hell again hard to tell if that happened i am on crack but i'm quite cold i'm pretty sure it was a lion it's like a jesus lion Very Jesus-coded lie in there, by the way. It's hard to explain. But anyway, Peter says, well, that is certainly not very good for you. So sorry about that on very cold days, as you have to keep your whole legs warm. It doesn't seem that bad, though.

Everyone in Boston just wears short trousers all winter anyway. Yeah, but those are long shorts. Okay, but short trousers got to be longer than your normal. short or do you think they're like little like uh like uh like uh jack and jill ran up the hill kind of is it pedophile week on quora or something because every week is good question jeremy jade says yes of course it is quote fair if your parents are maga red hats they are all control freaks and pedophiles it's pedophile week oh we're already following that subscribe button we're already following this woman jane d i have no memory of who this is

this is why we're getting all of these crazy answers up top is because we're tutoring them to the top of the stack i just think it's important to follow these people that way when we see them again i don't have to go like who's this lady and then everyone's like you did this already that's jane d you know who she is she's a querulous mind yeah she's a freelance writer all right well i don't know man um nope not fair at all according to my teen fun zone a place for teens to get to know each other i think we've been there before 13 to 19 only yeah i saw my favorite police officer there welcome to teen fun zone do they have any like doogie hauser cops um sure they do like boy genius cops they get on all the stings he's so good at arresting people

Yeah, Kyle... What's his name? Who's that boy? Oh, Rittenhouse. Kyle Rittenhouse. He is kind of a douche. He is Dougie Halligan, our police officer. That's a really good point, Claire.

You know he made a video game? No. Where you shoot a turkey or something? Where you're playing him and you shoot a turkey? Oh, my God. You're typing on the Hiragana keyboard, bro. How do I have it not be Japanese? There you go.

Try it now. What a baka. it was called turkey shoot and um oh he of course did it after he killed someone oh yeah that's the only reason we know him yeah he was trying to he was trying to get big uh so you play as him and you shoot turkeys for thanksgiving no one liked it and then the turkeys say things like fake news i couldn't tell you but they do say something on they actually do say fake news are you joking no i'm reading the picture you know the turkeys have uh they say fake news on them Someone has graffitied the turkeys' bodies.

We're on New York Post. This is now Quarters Plus. Hi, I'm Kyle Ritter. Nope. I forgot that I had to change the sound to go through the road. I'm Kyle Ritter. You might know me as the guy who was recently acquitted from all charges. Oh, my God.

You cannot pay me to watch this whole video. I'm not going to watch it. You might know me. what an insane grift kyle riddenhouse is making a turkey video game hawk to a girl's going to jail what if two is going to jail well i would know no one knows what will happen do you have you not heard about this no way what happened from the hawk coin she created a cryptocurrency called hawk coin and turned out that her team i don't know if she was knew about it or not but they sold this cryptocurrency but secretly owned like 97 of it and then immediately sold it as soon as

it went live so basically like insider trading style and um everybody who people were like i invested like 50 000 in hot coin and now it's worth like one dollar after an hour she thought she had to trade on that thing yeah she certainly did but actually it was illegal to trade so there was like some like twitter space people were asking her about it and her voice she just goes like uh all right y'all uh actually i'm just gonna go to bed right now people love so much funny it's so funny and all the all the responses are just like i've been a fan of yours for years oh my god and you've taken my son's college savings no one knows if she's like gonna go to jail all right y'all lock up's coming so i gotta go her voice is so funny talk to an innocent

Pookie will you write me in jail This is news from two weeks ago Episode I didn't know about it And it's probably been out for a week Do you want to do one more or do you want to call it here One more I can't get enough I will

These are workplace quarrels As a housewife is it fine to stay Without clothes at home It is And this is totally fine There's nothing against the law about it Can I say Alex I love that you put this in the workplace section

Because it's about a housewife at home That's where she works It's her job It's what she does Now we have an answer from Deep Nika Singh Who says sleeping naked is so comfy And promotes good sleep That's her qualifier

Deep Nika says Yes I've done it quite a few times As a housewife I have to do daily housework Such as sweeping, moping, washing dirty clothes Preparing meal, cleaning utensils cleaning bathroom etc and after my daily chores are done i get some time to rest in the afternoon i am all sweaty and it's too hot in india it's way too hot in india to be wearing clothes as a housewife yeah i'm taking my clothes off and i live in a cold place so i can imagine so i take

all my clothes off even bra and panty too to get some good sleep also it's really comfortable sleeping naked when my children are not home and i am all by myself where are your children probably at school school school to answer the question at school so the answer to the question is if the children are at school, that's okay. And then someone says, how many times have you sex in a month or a week? And she says, I usually have sex twice a week or three times, depending on

my mood and my partner's mood. Whoa, that's a lot. Deepika really is just like delivering facts on this. And then this guy says, when you're having sex, does it pan full? And she says, that sweet pain of love which women enjoy. Oh no, this

is becoming strange. I think you are really enjoy do not do it if painful i am an ally no it's sweet pain sweet pain of love i guess i gotta live it enjoys i'll say i walk around the house with without clothes a lot and it bothers my husband does it really because he's like people can see you through the window and i know they No, they can't. I've had this argument. Yeah, no, they can't.

They're blind as a bat. I say, let them look. And I've seen naked people in the window. They're not seeing me. Let them try. Oh, boy. You can imagine how hard it gets at Indio. Stop trying to lock me up.

Scott Edwards says, wish I was your neighbor. And she says, I have empty house next door. You can shift here. You can shift? shift? You know, move. Oh, okay. Oh, we're still on Deepika's comments. Yeah, these are all Deepika. These are all horny guys

who want to see Deepika. Deepika stole the show. Yeah, good for her. No one else cares about these other women. Is it her question? No. No, she answered. Yeah, but anyway, legally you can and you should. Yeah. Especially if you're somewhere warm. Apparently it's great for you to do.

A lot of women here are commenting that they love to do it, and then a lot of men are saying, please let me see. Please. I'm looking to move, and I went to Quar to see who's naked. I want to see people talk about being naked. I want to live my life like it's friends. Have you ever had sex?

Is it painful? Do you ever make love to your husband? This is a great answer here. Priya says, it's your homestay as you want. Raul says, I need your help. Priya says, what help? No answers on any of this. We do not know what helped.

Great answer here. Right. Two thumbs up from Krishna, parentheses, boy. Oh, hi, Krishna, boy. Okay, yep. Straight up. Anyway, yep, that's it. That's an episode.

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