Quorators - Twisted World w/ Gianmarco Soresi

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would human life be affected if all animals were the size of cats? Why am I a wanted fugitive? When will Sharia law be forced here in Australia? Why is it not happening yet? --- Check out Gianmarco's show The Downside on Youtube.com and wherever podcasts are sold COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

with the smooth sound of the robot you're back again in the quoraverse haha just kidding it's the quaraders podcast america's favorite quora based podcast with alex and jeremy hello how's going alex oh i'm quite well and you all right good introductions finished now we have a wonderful guest for you today to bring into the wide world of the web that's right comedian and laughmeister from the downside podcast jean-marco seresi jean-marco hi i laughmeister that i'm gonna change it to that instead of comedian you can use whatever whatever you want to i like how german it is Laughmeister. The original title.

It's better than when people say like funny man in like a newspaper article. Oh, funny man's brutal. It is tough though because it is almost identical

in terms of like word roots. I think the worst though is satirist. Oh. That's pretty brutal. Yeah. Some people like that though.

No, I think below that is humorist. A humorist. Humorist is insulting. Yeah, that's like Andy Borowitz. Is that who that is? Sure, yeah, yeah.

That's a humorist. It's like someone who at the most wants you to go Exactly yeah It's not funny it's humor It's humorous Like if our podcast was instead a drawing Of like a sack of money And then a burglar

And then we had an arrow pointed at the burglar And it said FDR or something Then you would be a humorist It actually does say a lot though Andy Borowitz created Fresh Prince And I feel like it's so I swear to god he's the creator Based on his life

He's the creator of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everyone just knows him as like the guy who writes an article that's like Trump was very orange today and it's like yeah I wonder

because he basically I mean all I know is he had a column in the New Yorker yes yeah and then it got it got lost

I never heard from him again no yeah he created the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air do you think he's trying to recreate the the next Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I mean they made a new one right didn't they like

he's in the lab cooking up teens didn't they make like a serious version called Bel-Air they did someone made like a sketch essentially

and then they saw that sketch and they said money and they made that. So he must be rich. He's been really great. What if instead of smell you later, our wayward teen said things like, it's so hard adapting to a new neighborhood.

Now, John Marco, you said you are not as familiar with Quora as other websites. No. You know when you look at the internet and there's like certain segments you, like I never was, Tumblr was never on my radar.

um i was like i was like an ask jeeves i very much remember asking jeeves if god existed um recently young master if you were a little older i feel like you would be a lot of gifts on tumblr because i feel like it's a lot of like john mulaney oh yeah like people who like are in love with john mulaney are on tumblr like 10 years ago that's where they go that's where his ex-wife is yeah it still exists though right yeah i think so but they deleted all they made it so you can't post porn sure everybody left and now it's like just the true tumblr heads are on there it is an incredible aspect of twitter that porn is yeah allowed and i'm encouraged i think yeah i don't follow that many points like i know people who like that they go to twitter to jerk off that's

not my bio yeah crazy pussy in bio but every once in a while i'll be getting my haircut or whatever and I'm looking at Twitter, I'm like, oh shit, Jesus Christ. If you search, if you're like, oh, Sonic the Hedgehog is trending and you click it and maybe you'll think

there'll be a weird drawing of Sonic. No, you'll see full on dick and pussy porn. Yeah. Just fucking each other. Au naturel. Because I remember when I was into Steve Jobs,

I went through that phase where I was like, Steve Jobs the man. Everyone does. That was a big decision with iTunes. The Apple store was to not do porn. right and that changed the trajectory of so many things yeah um i have more questions about your

steve jobs face did you own turtlenecks at the time no change your wardrobe and i wasn't that deep i was deep enough to think uh it was walter isaacson's book and like he kept using the phrase like reality distortion field he used it like he was like steve jobs what he did was this technique called the reality distortion field and what it meant was he yelled at underlings to do something and then they did it and he took credit for it. He would distort their reality with his field. Walter Asickson acted like it was

this genius thing and not just... I don't know if you've come across this. I have a few friends from high school who did not become a clown professionally and they make money now. I've had a few of them come up to me and been like, I found out I get what I want when I'm bad

to people. It's something they've invented. I'm just not nice. um i cannot i will not say and narrow down who i'm talking about but this has happened at least two times where they're like yeah i noticed when i'm mean to my underlings they give me things faster cool yeah good for them but it's called a reality distortion field and it's an advanced technique oh i know we have sound effects on our show that's beautiful i'm trying to switch up the ones i do because i'm always slamming uh-huh honey and i'm always slamming the bullet but

Like, when are we doing Austin Powers? Oh, no. Where's that one? I know where it is. By the way, update on the soundboard. Still not labeled, and it never will be labeled. And I won't change. I won't change the way I live.

How about new? To labeling the soundboard. How about that? How about you go and print labels for my soundboard? Anyway, so we're going to get this show on the road. Now, Gianmarco, we like to start with more of a grounded base to the beginning of the podcast where we have a cynical ploy

to attract new listeners with an advice segment. Sure. And we'll be fielding advice from you today in today's top segment, and that is, of course, tips for non-binary people,

tips for them. Tips for them. That's great. What the fuck is going on? Are you about to ask me advice for non-binary people? Yeah, for non-binary people. If you need a minute, I can come up with something. We kind of think it's funny to not tell our guests

that they just have to give advice to non-binary people at the beginning and just see what they say. It's kind of a delicate balance of organically forgetting we do it every week and then being like, oh, yeah, I'm not skipping that. That's gold. Let's see. What's a good piece of advice for a non-binary person?

Okay. Now, a lot of my advice recently have involved lightning, and I want to stray away from that as a topic, but I will say to remember that if you are in a house that is on fire, to stay low to the ground because smoke rises. Cool. I'm going to say check out Hades 2. Oh, that's good. I've been playing it. You love that when you've thrown gender to the wind. I think non-binary people will like Hades 2. This feels like a trick where my advice should just be to any person, but could also be to a non-binary person because there's nothing specific.

I think non-binary people are regular people, John Markle, but that's just me personally. That's a bias I have. Have you had any guests that really go edgelord suddenly? They're like, my advice, make up your mind. Yeah, we did. tip for women we did one where someone said i think it was uh ismail did like uh ismail likes to push it yeah something about like i don't know lick my dick or something some penis face

i don't think that was it i don't think that was it no was it not it was something kind of clean your pussies was it was clean your pussies that's health advice wow it's different than lick my dick that's not really advice is it i apologize we can't say that to thank god this is the non-binary segment because women would be furious with us right now um you don't have to have advice for non-binary no no no i i i was just so happy you came over no i'm i'm uh i i got i got advice um oh god my my life is um it's gonna be something about uh uh gifts are important uh that's true and i think agreed uh it's it's it really feels good to give someone a gift but It's a pain in the ass when it happens, but as I've gotten older, I didn't really do – I didn't, like, celebrate my friends.

I said happy birthday, but I didn't, like, go and get them something. Yeah. And that can really solidify something, and it's not everyone's love language. No. But it might be one of your friends' or your partner's love language, and that's true whether you're non-binary or not. So the tip is to give gifts? Yeah, give gifts. I agree with that.

I think that's great. I love Santa. The big man. I think because divorced parents, I didn't witness the gift-giving ritual as often. You didn't get double gifts? No, I got the gifts.

I'm saying I didn't see gifts between adults, like kind of mutuals. I saw parents to kids. And both my parents are non-binary. That's really big of you. Good for them, plural. Divorced parent gifts can often get kind of competitive and political in a way, too,

where it doesn't feel like the spirit of... Yeah, but my parents divorced as an adult. I mean, when I was an adult, so it's not like... My dad, when I was... I didn't really experience that, per se. My dad, there's one very specific time where he said, what do you have at your mom's that you don't have at my house? And he went out and bought...

And it was like a weird... It was like, one was a Sting album. I don't know why. She doesn't have it. That's objectively true. And my dad literally, like, full-on Machiavellian, was like, I'll get all five of these things on your list.

I'm so into the idea you're at your mom's house and you're trying to put on Desert Rose. She's like, turn that shit off! You think you're at your dad's? The only thing I didn't have, because this is more my stepdad, I wasn't allowed to have Eminem. My stepdad just watched the news.

For example, my stepdad, we weren't allowed to watch The Simpsons at that house. Because you saw it on the news once that they insulted Reagan. I'm sure they did. And Eminem albums, that was the age of where that's all the news talked about. And so my stepdad was like, no Eminem. Meanwhile, I have Korn albums and some wild shit, D12.

They're talking about D12 on the news, but they're talking about drugs. But Eminem was the one artist that my father, who would let me watch anything, there was an Eminem, it was the first album. What was it, Marshall Mathers? Marshall Mathers, oh. No, Marshmallow Leonard's LP is the sex, shady LP is the first one. Okay. And it was Guilty Conscience with Dr. Dre.

And there's a scene where there's a drunk 15-year-old. Sure. This is a different time. And Eminem goes, yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? And my dad heard it from the other room, came in, ripped the CD out, broke it in half, threw it in the trash. And then the next day, because I was so upset,

He went in and bought the same CD for me again. Oh, so that's like really encouraging Eminem to do more crimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you won't buy two CDs. The point of the song is he's bad, at least. The whole song is Dr. Dre is trying to change him, and he can't because he's so bad. He loves Bush so much. And he's addicted to Bush.

Yeah, yeah. It's a problem. That was my dad's biggest problem with the song. He said, son. Queen shave. Pretty much every crime in the book is in that song. Clean your pussies. By the way,

clean your pussies. New tip for non-binary people, by the way, check out D12 when you get a minute. I feel like they're kind of flying under the radar, but we could bring D12 back.

I don't think I know who that is. D12. D12, that was like Eminem's like, it was like, I think 12 people. It was all 12 of them.

I think it was like a Wu-Tang Clan in the sense of like, they all had their own careers, but they also came together and did songs. It was a big style collab-o. They had this song,

da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. I think so. Purple Hills. Oh, it was Purple Hills. It was about pills. The amount of drug songs I listened to without doing any kinds of drugs. And I was like, yeah, that sounds wild. I'm never going to try it. This song is the closest I'm going to get to Quaaludes. You know, if D12 is your point of reference, though, I understand why you didn't try it because they seem like they're living a scary life. Yeah. No, none of them seem together. And also, not many of them have careers anymore. So that's got to be hard. Sure. I'm getting back.

I like the beef. I'm getting back into rap because of the, you know, I think as you get older, I think I get detached from music because I don't watch the music video. I don't look at the lyrics. I don't get deeper into it. There's no storylines. And I think the Drake Hendrick and then some other beef stuff, there's a beef right now between Mac Lethal, who's like a, he did a lot of YouTube videos at a certain point. He raps really fast. Oh, no.

He's lethal. Yeah. And then the guy who is the worst is Tom McDonald. Yeah. He's the one who recently did a song with Ben Shapiro, which I think kind of indicates his direction of rap. And he's like, even from a non-rap aficionado, I'm like, he's bad. He's bad.

Political belief society is also just like, he's got 20 albums. Yeah. And they're all about what happened to America. Sure. And he's Canadian. wow and uh ted cruz style yeah yeah and so like they're having a beef that's very that no one's talking about but i'm watching like the analysis of the songs and it's fun they should team up it should be like kendrick and uh that one guy you know who cares about that thing this is my

yeah what is what is this is my wife's grandma's chair this is like a million years old but like i don't think i've ever seen a to cover for the arm now if you're listening to the show jeremy has pointed out John Marco has lifted an arm cover off the chair and we're explaining what arm covers are. I don't know why they exist.

Everyone drops them every time. But it would be for like when company comes over, it's like, okay. Like when the queen comes over. Well, what's the cover for? I think maybe... I think you got it backwards, Doug.

Yeah, they think you have dirty arms. Oh, the queen comes on and says like, throw this off. Yeah, she's gonna fuck the chair up. But it's the same. It looks... The cover looks the same as the arm.

I don't know. That's so when you spill barbecue sauce on it, you can just be like it's fine it would be the equivalent like you know people wear those t-shirts where it's like a nude body on top of it it's like we'll just show it if it was nicer you know if their new body has a six-pack it's like oh that's the gag okay yeah if this was like gold yeah if you were to wear a tuxedo t-shirt over a tuxedo for instance i mean it's like a napkin i would get this dirty immediately i would see this as permission to maybe we can clean it i

I don't know. I've never cleaned it. And he's never even cleaned it, folks. We're talking about fine armchair covers. And Jeremy's never cleaned them. Now, we should do the premise of the show. But what do we do at the beginning of this? We ask a question on Quora at the end of every episode.

So we read what answers we got from last week. That's true. At the end, you will ask a question. Last week, we asked, Julia Child comes to your door asking for food to judge. What would you cook her? Yeah! Thank you, little John. Most answers on this is just someone being like, she's dead.

Now, apparently, this is like our best performing Quora question of all time. Yeah, it has like 30 answers. People were writing in. They were like, you guys are killing it with your Julia Childs question. Yeah. Brian Faye says, I don't feed zombies. Yeah, people are pretty mad about it. That's a bit tongue-in-cheek, isn't it?

Julia Child died in 2004. Where have you been living? Oh, this is terrible news for me. Well, that's that. Okay, so this is for food to judge? I don't know. I don't really want to read all these people's answers. I mean, if it was a zombie, you'd go, I think the clever answer is to your brains.

Yeah. Yeah. Give me some brains. Obviously, it's brains. You cook it up, make it nice, make it into like a stew, brain stew. Sure. Would you eat brains? Would I personally?

Do you push yourself to try adventurous foods? I like to try something weird. What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I can't think of anything in particular. pig ears sure not not great lamb lamb stomach not great it's having my dad ate alligator once that's alligator i've had alligator i think i've had that's not even a weird food on the bayou

i went to paris and i was really this might fucked up i really wanted to try horse sure and as i think because my dad had a horse it's fine horse more than me right specifically i looked if they had my dad's horse he was listening to a lot of eminem and no one cared your dad's horse you know look at her back does it got a tail um that was terrible but there was something there and it did he's got a mane but people don't i mean listen people got really mad at uh not mad but but rfk oh sure he had the first they have some things against him to begin with but then they got mad about the dog the picture of him eating a dog and there there is a part of me that goes guys we eat these other animals as long as it wasn't someone's dog if it wasn't like a cute

one maybe uh i don't think i would i think if i was in a country where it was like it was like if like they're sweet green like it was like tofu chicken dog the only reason i wouldn't do it was a fear of people getting out yeah the judgment yeah but who who we who are we kidding the rfk thing is interesting because he claimed it was just like a racist joke he was making to a friend while they were going to korea that's amazing to have it wasn't bad is that what he claimed that it was a racist joke i don't know if he said it was racist he was just like oh my friend's going to korea i was just joking to say like oh you should try dog but the way i read it originally where i was like if there is an actual restaurant in korea that sells dog that seems almost less

controversial to be like you should go there i've been there and i tried it even if you were making the racist joke you'd say it was a dog it's real it was a real dog yeah i don't know i feel like i feel like that's worse to be like oh no no i was just being racist i made it up that's incredible i think yeah the second that you're eating pigs i think anything short of like a monkey you might as well just get on yeah pigs are smarter than dogs they're smarter than basically yeah i saw them like that at the whatever the food market i go to sometimes they have they sell you know pig like hoofs i don't even know where the meat is on it but you see it and you're like god that's fucked up. That's a thing. That looks like mine.

That's a being. You can eat octopus at any restaurant in New York, I feel like. And those are basically people. They could run for mayor. There's a video of a fish, and it's cut in half. But I guess it's still alive, and it's at the market, and for whatever reason,

it falls out a little, and it comes to life. And starts like a half a fish just flopping. Half of a fish can come back to life? It's evil what we're doing. It's so tasty, though. I don't know how I feel about some of this information coming across. That was last week, and we won't be discussing things like that now.

As we begin our theme for this week, which is in honor of John Marco's Twisted Worlds. Are you kind of a twisted guy? Am I a twisted guy? Yeah. No, I think I'm pretty like A to B. It makes sense. Well, you're kind of our rock for today. Sure, I'll be the rock.

so that we can kind of bounce these off of you so what is the first segment we're doing a quilosophy our our philosophy segment these are philosophy based chorus okay this question is how would human life be affected if all animals were the size of cats think about that wow that my mind went to pokemon very quickly because most of those i understand and some of them get really big, but a lot of them are convenient. Yeah. I think Onix is a little bit bigger than a cat.

Okay, sure, sure. He's pretty big. I don't know if you've seen him. Alex is Onix Defender. Not to mention Steelix, folks. I got a million of these. You got a million? I only got 151.

You must get the later seasons. I recently did some kind of stand-up thing, and I tried doing the Pokemon reference, All I know is 150, and then 151 if you include. You. You. You thought you could get Jeremy with that? No way, pal.

Let's see if Jeremy can get this one. How many are there now, though? It's crazy. It's like 1,000. It's out of control, and the Democrats are to blame. Yeah, they refuse to limit the amount of Pokemon. We ought to cut down on these. Nancy Pelosi.

You look at some of the new Pokemon, and you're like, this one's just a gun. That's not a monster. You know what it feels like? It feels like Beanie Babies, where Beanie Babies, they started out original, then they kept pumping it out, then they started doing branding, and suddenly there's the Ronald McDonald Beanie Baby. You see it in stores, and one day they'll do that.

You know one day with Pokemon, they'll do the Chevy. Yeah, Chevy Pokemon. And it's just the Cars universe. Chevy. Chevrolet. Toyota Prius. The Cars Pokemon crossover. It's like a Magic the Gathering thing.

it's really funny to think they can only say the name of a product coca-cola ge appliances um to focus back on the question please if all animals were the size of cats we're assuming not including humans even though humans are trigger warning animals for that trigger warning yeah if you need to leave there's the unsub button um if you're on youtube if you're on your phone using that picture of rfk eating a human being and he was like i was just being racist i was just being racist as my new favorite defense of something bad oh it was just racism that's my bad i think the the reason though that it it has power because it's something you don't want to admit so you're like well it must be true if they're admitting that thing

the question is is the thing that you did worse than casual racism he um he blames the his brain worm a lot for stuff he'll be like oh the worm made me do it that's my twisted worm actually kind of like a good move hey we're gonna blame something like oh the worm made me do it think about how much uh rfk we'd be talking about if the theme was twisted worms yeah twisted worms that could be a biden thing he could do that he's like guys the debate listen my dementia was acting sure yeah it's just dementia you can't make fun of someone's dementia he just also starts claiming he has a worm like just his team tells him like just blame it on a worm it's working for rfk it's our new move um okay wait this is an interesting angle to the

question those smaller animals are now also the size of cats so worms are cat sized spiders cat size oh that's how dumb that's how like stuck within the box i am all i was thinking was big to small not small to big that's surprise hot shot the little ones are big too that means there's way too many bugs now we we would take exterminators would be heroes sure they would be much more important in society but instead of the you know my exterminator comes uh and he knocks and he just sprays something that will take years off my life just casually all over my kitchen yeah and i think like if they were this size he'd come to the door and i go oh thank god you're here right and he'd have swords and he'd have like a shotgun yeah bed bugs a cockroach the size of my fridge keeps

coming out of the walls you know when they check kids for lice in school it would be a lot easier it'd be like you have oh yeah there's like 50 pounds of animals on your head um okay so this does actually clarify the question for me uh human humanity would be overrun and it would be it would be jover for us because there's so many arthropods um that that's it sis that's the tea as well we're done and we're cooked as well and we're done you're very gen z coded today alex i'm younger than ever before it's just so fucking hot which which animal would you have uh if it were that side like would you want as a pet if that were possible now i have as a pet in the moments before I'm, like, eaten by cat-sized centipedes.

Sure. I guess the thing is I do like cats already. Like a tiny elephant. Yeah, a tiny elephant sounds good. Can I say it would be fun, though, if you were, like, you know, you have a fly. If there were big flies. Sure. I think we live in a society where we would have to casually shoot them down.

Yeah. And not to be pro-guns, but I do think it would be. In this world. You would have to. Yeah, yeah. In this world, we got to make some changes. This is a nightmare. But if you got to walk down the street and just like, oh, boom, that'd be fun.

It'd be kind of like a first-person shooter. Yeah, absolutely. It would be fun to shoot them on your way out, I guess. Think of how many fucking ants there would be. Sure. Like an army of ants would now be cat-sized ants. There'd be like mass shootings. They'd be like, no, he was just trying to get this fly.

And it was really good. I think it would just be over for us instantly, probably. What do the Quora answers say? Everyone's very confused on Quora. they seem to think that the question is, what if animals were cats? No, they're not. It's the size of, read it again.

This guy Gil says, herding cows would be difficult. Ever try to herd cats? Read the question again. Read it a second time. And then someone else said, rapidly eliminated to a great extent. Cats are very, very efficient hunters.

That's true. I guess. I mean, if birds were the size of cats, it would be harder for them to kill them. If I had a cow that was the size of a cat, I would absolutely use it for milk. You'd be a lot less milk, though. You'd get less milk.

Oh, my God. I didn't know there was a cat here. And the fact that it felt like that just appeared given our conversation. For those listening, a cat, your cat just went off their perch. Yeah, he's never been on screen. I said there because I know non-binary. That's right. My cat is non-binary.

Yeah, he's kind of a two-spirit. He's also Native American. Both spirits, all cat. thanks for tuning in folks there are two wolves inside the cat he's very confused um let's move on to the next question please this next segment is i'm at work right now okay this is the question we were talking about before the podcast this is kind of unknown and uh spiritual kind of uh disturbing sometimes questions ghosts often come up i want you to prepare yourself i'm gonna i'll try not to be the boring these new ghosts thank you that's what

i am these new ghosts and there are next question yeah i don't i that's not engaging in good faith i'll engage i'll engage elephants being the size of cats not ghosts sorry don't do it by the way jeremy i'm just noticing we have 33 notifications on our bell and i'm electric with on our quora red notifications. We're finally out of anonymity on Quora as Alberto Mysterio. We're going to make so much money. Okay, here's a question. Are you a firstborn and gay

or is there someone you know that is the first child and gay? I have a theory that the first child is always straight. Can you confirm my hypothesis? Uh-huh, honey. We're all firstborn children. First of our line. I think all straight. We're going to inherit land. I know I

am straight. Sure. We're both married. That's right. Not to each other. John Marco, I talk to you the least out of everyone in the room. How straight are you feeling? A decent amount. Do you think you could become gay to disprove a theory? I mean, I'd become gay to do a lot of things.

This is show business. Yeah. Hello. Tom Hardy. Didn't he have that quote that was like, of course I've had sex with a man. I'm an actor. Of course I have. Sure.

I also think like I've certainly, I've done acting things where I was gay and I'm like, that means I'm gay for pay. sure yeah and honestly the thing i did for it was was unpaid so i was gay for exposure gay for fun really yeah gay for the credit yeah um i'm gay just to meet tom hardy and i certainly don't have any data about this if i if if someone were to say to me uh the straight person is more likely than the second or third or fourth to be straight My casual armchair, which fits for this philosophy theory, would be because they're the firstborn in a society

that isn't as welcoming to gay people. They would put on that mask a little more. And then the youngest is like, the parent's not looking, so I'm going to fuck them. Also, just literally society. I mean, gay marriage was passed like 10 years ago. You mean just due to time? If you're 25 versus 15, maybe you're more gay.

Well, this is a hypothesis. That's right. It has to be tested. I assume, just looking at the numbers, there's got to be some firstborn gays out there. I definitely know firstborn gays. I'm trying to think if I know any. My old roommate in college is a comedian named Darian Lusk, and he's a firstborn gay. Isn't he an only child, though?

No, he has a brother. Two brothers. All right, I take it back. I know three firstborns that are secretly gay that haven't come out of the closet. Their names. Name them. Names, addresses, places of work. All right, so we've instantly found some.

that's good to point out for this question uh are there any of the question answerers on to something there's a over a hundred answers it says people are just naming people who are uh amy says my cousin is the first woman hit for uh in his family amy's cousin he is gay they are all straight there goes your theory i guess and she's from hudson valley all right and she's a film geek a nature freak Rock and Roller and a Shutterbug. And a Shutterbug. It's more interesting to say

every firstborn is gay. I think that's fine. We're the only ones who aren't. Wrong and cringe. It seems like that's a better hypothesis. A lot of people are just saying I'm the firstborn.

It's me. Tag yourself. I'm gay. No one wants to play along with this hypothesis such as with the tiny elephant, unfortunately. Well, that's sad, but it is good that we can come to a solid answer on this question. One person's mad. He says, I'm afraid that's not a theory. It's a hypothesis, so don't call it a theory.

One person misunderstood. They thought all firstborns were cats. Read it again. They're gay. They're gay cats. Or they're not gay, I guess. Let's see if there's any. Because on Quora, there's a section under the question where it's like answers that need improvement.

And it kind of like scolds these answers. But these all seem fine. They're often around the same quality as the normal answers, I gotta say. This guy says, first child gay here and so is my boyfriend. Myth busted. He did spell myth, M-I-T-H, which I've never seen. M-I-T-H?

You gotta go back to school, buddy. I have a new theory all gays can't spell. Well, I've got one person who can't. His name is Pedro. I can't disprove it. He does live in Brazil. Oh, so maybe that's just how they spell myth there. Yeah, so we

were just being racist. Yeah. In Brazil, it's with an I. It's a good excuse. Personally, I was actually eating dog. I do wonder what a dog would taste like, but we simply must move on. And you've got to wonder if it's like, ooh, Rottweiler. You've got to try Rottweiler versus Karamitsu. They're so different.

And once you start having them, it is like I am going to catch them all in my mouth. Do all animals—this is so dumb. Maybe we can ask this to Cora. Sure. So dogs, there's so many different kinds of dogs, but they're all dogs, but they're wildly different. but I feel like is it the same with elephants

are there so many different kinds of elephants are the differences more subtle or are they just like I can't see them

all elephants look the same there's Indian and there's African elephants I know that there's not like well this elephant

is tiny a shih tzu elephant and this one's a big elephant the thing with dogs is they've evolved alongside humankind who's been doing

like breeding experiments on them for hundreds of thousands so we could be doing breeding experiments with every animal and have that many variations. We could.

That's really cool. Careful what you ask for. I don't know if you've seen pugs, but they shouldn't exist. Dogs are like fully man-made, right? They're like a man-made product. We ruined wolves, El Mal. We did.

Check out this wolf. It cannot breathe through his nose. This poor wolf. And we are on forbidden knowledge, so I feel like there's got to be some good wolf questions coming up. Okay, here's another question from Cora. It only has one answer.

I really like this one. I've had it in the dock for weeks. Why did God create werewolves and vampires? Is there a way to permanently defeat them? So the question is not, are there werewolves and vampires? Given there are. Why did God do this? How do we get rid of them forever?

And why? So if you believe God created vampires, how dare you get rid of them, right? Right. It's God's creature. That's kind of where I'm coming from here, which is like, okay, so these things are around and they're like unholy super creatures and you're going to just like make them go away? You're going to become a vampire.

Shut up. I thought the whole thing with vampires is they're like, it's anti-God. It's like devilish. Yeah. So like God doesn't approve of it. I don't think God has the power to stop them. They're stronger than God.

It's like a rule breaking kind of thing. It's like, why would God create the devil? Well, he created vampires and he created the werewolves through his own negligence. also it's like if we're going to talk about like this is like you know the problem of evil like if god exists why is there evil instead of vampires why don't we look at a cancer sure like do we have to skip like why did god make that cancer and werewolves are the two i was gonna say cancer is kind of the werewolf of the cell it kind of is yeah it's when a cell wolf's out remember when

joe biden in 2020 said he was going to cure cancer what if he had said he was going to destroy all werewolves i did not remember that he did so funny that guy's awesome he loves to lie he's addicted to lying i have a little man in my backpack you can't see him right now that's i think that's probably one of the biggest problems of like obviously the political breakdown but it's like how can you say that and that not be the only thing you talk about every day since every interview The cancer one? I don't care what happens. Either.

Every interview start with just like, so before we get to this, like what's going on with the cancer thing? All this I'm too old stuff should just be like, if you replace me, we'll never cure cancer. I'm the only one. Of which there are many, by the way. There's like hundreds of cancers.

There's like as many cancers as there are dogs. I honestly think if he wants to get right, he should go, I'm a vampire. It's okay. I actually got a lot more years left. listen Mac I don't take interviews in the day

yeah he should switch to only all night it is interesting night Biden you know I don't think other than this one person

not that many people actually believe in vampires but but there is the conspiracy of drinking young people's blood what is that called they think Hillary Clinton

all this yummy blood oh sure that too the adrenochrome adrenochrome yeah but it's like the

something in our brain like there's this thing of like our blood is our life, and now it's a new vampire. Can you imagine someday they have to do Twilight, but instead of a hot Edward, it's Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton and Brian Johnson, that guy who keeps stealing his son's blood to stay young.

Yeah, but he sparkles in the sun. She's got to choose between both of them. She's like, I'm not in love with either of these two. These guys are disgusting. Are you team Hillary or team the old weird billionaire? If she had his baby, it would tear her apart. that's part of the plot of twilight i realize i've gone too deep on twilight listen i read them all i read them all oh yeah it was an i mean i was it's embarrassing that i did which team were you

i watched this year i was always team edward because i see myself as edward it's very much like well i'm edward so uh but like it was just so crazy how it was like 50 shades of gray in the sense that it was like sexual it was like softcore porn yeah it was like they talked a lot about sex but in the in the most like rather than like i was fucking in my pussy it was like and then the bed shattered to pieces oh and it's like well how because of the fucking beautiful would you say your edward phase was before or after steve jobs face i think they were they coincided with each I will live forever. Business vampire.

Coming soon to TBS. What a life. What a life to live. There is no way to permanently defeat them. Give up now. Okay, there's a very strange answer on this. I would like to hear it. The top answer by Jim Thompson says,

God didn't create them. They are just imaginary, like evolution. Well, what an ass! This is an amazing answer because it's like, Hey, stop being unscientific about this shit. You're talking like an evolutionary scientist. He is a creationist who thinks God is fake, I guess. Yeah, he's doing a lot of Bible questions on his profile.

We pulled that up. Does he have a lot of Bible questions? Are there atheist creationists? That sounds like a song. Probably not, I would say. Okay, so evolution comes out. When does evolution drop? is it 91 92 it's like 1850 something right and then atheism was kind of in vogue around then

sure um and i think the first thing you go to if you're atheist is like i got another great reason there's no god right here actually it's because we're all fucking monkeys sure sure but you could be you could believe a creationist but like an alien did it as opposed to god oh scientology But then you're a theist. You believe that the aliens created you. Sure. I think they would argue, well, it's not a god. It's just a creature.

Right. It's just like some guy who did it. A bunch of guys. They're all aliens. I'm a some guy-ist. I'm going to call you a theist at that point. You're a damn theist. This guy, Jim Thompson, by the way, he has his own space that he's a moderator of called

Evolution is a Myth. Yo, how active is it? How active is it? Pull it up. 204 something. 137 followers. So that's not an unused Quora. Yeah, they're using it.

Space. They need a better name for their spaces Because if I just say space It's not really clear what we're talking about But we're talking about Quora Spaces Here on the Quorators Podcast He's trying to destroy evolution Oh damn they got pictures of atoms

So there's all kinds of stuff That's going on In evolution Do we have any other good answers on the initial question The good news is that werewolves Vampires and your god do not exist Shut up Not the question

Shut the fuck up. Someone else said yes by not believing them, and then one last person said there are none. That's what I said. Okay. Well, we've come as far as we can on the werewolf question. Hold on. This is actually a Quora AI question, I think.

What? This is a question. AI is asking me this, and I don't know. This is AI asking. What is going on? This keeps happening. and the other two have been like kind of just social questions and this one's about werewolves why would the ai ask does it say like how many trees had to die for this one question yeah pour

out a glass of water to find out how to defeat vampires these robots are trying to ruin my podcast i'm so fucking well i find it interesting because i do want to know why would the ai ask if god created werewolves like it is very strange i think they're just wondering if they should create werewolves sure like in the you're saying the ai asked the question that we just heard yes well i believed it was a person i know me too this has happened a bunch of times the only reason i could see ai asking questions is because obviously i can only uh use what's in the past right and so maybe it reaches a point where it goes we don't have the data for this sure yeah and so it needs to get new input and that's what it does i mean it's almost truly oh my god created vampires

there's nothing in the book why would he do that it is hard to know where this all AI is I like listening to like some tech sure

podcasts and you know I got the sense of that it was all it wasn't this thing that everyone said was gonna happen really soon wasn't fully

coming together it's hard to know how it's what's gonna come from this well it's so far trying to figure out how to defeat vampires

yeah I gotta say I hate the part I much prefer that if it's doing that rather than like I don't know making movies or whatever

okay yeah yeah okay well i'm madder than i've ever been please bring us to our next question anymore uh let's go to our animal segment uh koragon wild this question has please let the tiger finish alex i have bad news for you this is also an ai question okay get it out of here forget about the tiger okay this is i don't want to talk to The police ones, five quo. If these are AI questions, I'm jumping out the window. This is not AI. Okay.

Or is it? No, it's not, because it's the little lightning bolt here. All right, so this is five quo. This is the podcast. This is not happening in your car where you're listening to it. This is just a siren in the podcast. This is a question that hopefully we can answer. It's not from AI, it's from a person.

Why am I a wanted fugitive? There could be so many reasons. This guy's name is Michael J. Van Vorst. It'd be funny if it was like, this guy's name is O.J. Sisson. R.I.P. You stopped posting a few months ago. I don't know why. Do you think O.J. did it?

Is that one of the questions? No. Okay. You did it in the Quora voice, but... His bio says, repeated Chester, married four times, cheated on all. So I assume by Chester he means cheater. Oh, well, maybe that's what they call each other. Is he from Brazil by any chance?

It is a myth. He asked a question two years ago. My name is Mike Van Voorst. I am a cheating husband who stalks my wife. No answers yet on that one. He knows about you're fired. And then he has another one that says, why are there such drama queens on here just begging for attention?

Don't these people have lives to live? Okay, Mike Van Voorst. I think the call is coming from inside the house on this one. This just feels like he's trying to build up his... It's rage bait. Why are there so many... I'm a cheater. Why?

He's just on Quora for clout to beat cheaters in his area. He's very upset about cheating if he's serious. A lot of his questions are about cheating on his several wives. Yeah, he's relentless about how unfaithful he is to these wives. He says, I'm gay and 62. I use women as a front in front of my family. Why do I keep opening more accounts for dating? I have like over 100.

Any good answers on that? Yeah, I'm going to actually ask an answer. I'm going to ask a question on his. Yeah, I'm going to say. Must not be a firstborn. Boom. Got him. He hasn't been on Quora in two years, but we'll see.

Okay. Well, Alberto Mysterio has got his ass. Oh, how do I do this? I hate this website. It's so bad. I don't know what you mean. Why is he a one-year-old? It's so bad that I gave him, in my mind, I gave him more sympathy when I found out he was gay.

Cheating on his wife. There was something where I was like, oh, that's tough. He's just trying to burn it all down. Is he cheating on them with men or with other women, though? If it's other women, that's crazy. Because you don't even really want to cheat. You're just doing it to fit in. I mean, it's crazy either way to get married four times and then keep going on the down low.

Wait, you cheated on your wife? Are you gay? I just feel like The first marriage I've ruined By cheating on my wife Being gay I'd be like

Okay they got me Can't get away with that Three more times I met this guy online Where? We're dating Actually Quora Tell me about him

He's not loyal He's cheated on four of his wives He's gay That feels very much Like the John Mulaney You know the I'm gay I'm new in town

Sure yes I'm gay I've been married four times. Cheated on them all with women. I have 10,000 questions on Quora. He's probably a fugitive for marital

dispute reasons. The freaking marriage police. The marriage ref. The liberal police are after him to make him love his wife. That's what I think. I think it's possible

that he hasn't paid alimony. That seems like a genuine reason he could be in legal trouble, right? There are so many ways to break the law. As a man who's been married four times. I mean, if you just think about Eminem's song and all the different ways that he does it. Well, this guy Eric Ross says, apparently your questions on Quora have reached a

criminal level of stupidity, or possibly nobody wants you, or is interested in your delusions of being pursued for any reason. Hey, what are you here for? What are you in prison for? I killed someone. What are you in prison for? Posted to me dumb fucking questions on Quora.

People thought I was so annoying they fucking hate me on there wow eric ross is a dentist i don't know why that's interesting to me are we almost at his favorite time of day 2 30 yeah we got another hour another hour uh that's too bad it's gonna be a while until it's his time all right let's do another question okay we're still on five quo if i steal someone's dog how long do i have to wait until it is legally mine and this is from rfk jr i think well it's not a prompt by a robot so we're all winner this guy's name is antonio lazama okay and his only other question ever is why are bats called bats huh i don't know but anyway back to this dog thing so this is a legal like what's

the statute of limitations on dog stealing a dog yeah um i think that the dog will probably die before you're legally on that one uh you may be if the and this was our out for the stealing question last week too or whenever we did that but if the owner dies then you can also have the dog. I don't know. You maybe have to take care of some people to get

this dog. I think you just have to do the test where you put the dog in the tube. Yeah, there you go. Is that from Air Bud? Because there's a clown that wants the dog back. In Air Bud? Am I thinking of the right movie? The dog who plays basketball is owned by a clown?

I believe that is the end of Air Bud. That's the end of Air Bud. Not the big game. It's a clown? It leads up to the big game. I think this is the right movie. I don't buy this at all. At the end, and they're like, Air Bud has to go back to the clown, and Air Bud

runs to the person. Yeah, because they go, come on, boy, I'll use you at the circus. Oh, it's a circus dog. Yeah, that's the answer to the question. I mean, honestly, it's like... First, the dog has to win the finals, and then, if the other owner's a clown,

and a bad clown and everyone goes, that's a bad clown. A rude one as well. Yeah. But not like a serial killer. Kind of one who just had no choice

because he had to live in a carny life. Anyway, so yeah, it's not a matter of how long. I've never seen Air Bud, so you could tell me anything about that movie and I'd believe it, I guess.

You've never seen Air Bud? No, I've never seen it. How have you gotten through your life? The whole team is cats and the real thing is can a dog play basketball with these cats?

And they can't play at all, So it's actually quite easy. They're actually playing against cat-sized cows. I'm really not sure of the events of Air Bud in a way that you're really making me question it. But I think this clown thing is real. Which I've said on this podcast before, I think, is that it is a real dog. It's a biopic. It's one of the only dog-based biopics.

Wow. I wonder if that clown part was true then. It was like a dog that was on America's Funniest Home Videos or something. Because they're like, it's the amazing basketball-playing dog. And then they adapted it into a movie. that's a film and the dog played himself in it

and then died is that for real for real that is for real for real what about all the sequels he died after the first one so they had to get

other dogs if I was in charge if I was like you know leading AI's PR campaign or whatever to make the public

be like more okay with it I think what I'd lead with instead of making whole new movies I'd say look at what we've put these animals through there was some dog movie

where like it leaked you know they were trying to do a drowning scene and the dog looked sad for a second and everyone said we should murder everyone who made this film and my ai thing would be like well now with ai we

don't have to yeah you know take it out on these animals yeah there you go i sorry to give them that idea if an ai says how do we make us look a little better your ai idea is to like put in digital dogs yeah i think like i lead with like hey we don't want to replace movies we just want to help the dogs i i have good news for you is this is already a thing it's called cgi and they do it all the damn time but but is is that not what ai is you just were trying to rebrand it i don't know that that takes more energy and destroys the world i've been watching the show with all these fake bears in it and every time i see him i go it's good it's not a real bear what show is this it's called the great it's on hulu and this moves into our product placement

for the day hulu's the great it's about catherine the great you're about to say hulu's the bear hulu also does have the bear which is another great option jeremy allen white is ai at that show my question is what doesn't hulu have it's a streaming service that has it all and they pass the the value down to you with their low prices is this why you've been referencing katherine the great so much yes it is because i've been watching this whole fucking show i've watched like 20 hours of it wow all right there you go okay you told me to watch um this movie recently called uh verner herzog's uh nosferatu you ever heard of that you ever heard of nosferatu yeah about the 70s yeah yeah vampire guy anyway you know why did god create this guy uh well i was reading about

that movie and apparently werner herzog killed like 10 000 rats to make this movie absolutely really an insane amount of uh rats well first of all he is german okay and second of all this is the in the violent 20th century where blood came first 1979 and blood rules all as well we killed him for like a scene or he was stressed just for being just being bad at making a movie uh-huh like there were a bunch of rats in the movie like i think like 10 000 or something and like half of them died because they like didn't take care of them dracula turns into all kinds of shit and so i don't know if they're reacting to dracula he brings back the plague in the movie yeah there's rats everywhere that's what it is why would god let that happen yeah i don't know

they're all lab rats and verner wanted to dye them all gray and the guy was like you can't dye them all it's not gonna work and it he's like just do it turns out he did die yeah exactly I'm still hung up on the robot asking why would God create vampires I like the idea

of the robot genuinely not being shared it's just like it's born into this world as an AI and it's like can there not be vampires but that's the thing

with AI especially when it comes to superstitious stuff because it's getting all it's information from things people put online and someone says

vampires aren't real and the AI doesn't have to go well it's not real and then if you program it to say it's not real then Elon Musk will be like, well, it's a woke AI. Yeah.

It's awoken to the lie of vampires. And AIs are created by a living being, so they are all theists. Yeah. Sure. They believe in a god. They believe in the creator and the creator is ourselves.

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We'll double back We'll have a Maddie Smith again Okay let's do a question About Doctors CoraMD Thank you Nope wrong pad And I nailed it

No I didn't Fuck. Okay. And I nailed it. Welcome to QuoraMD. Won't you find out why you are sick? Here on QuoraMD. All right.

This is our medical question. One of our last questions. Why would this happen in a twisted world as well? Why do I love cock when I use Adderall? You know what's so funny? is that i've never done adderall but i just and this is a parody in case you're not allowed to say this i just got two two adderalls for the first time haven't tried it yet well let us know now i'm like maybe maybe that's the time that that you know that first foreign rule kicks in

i took some adderall yesterday yeah and um it didn't feel like i loved cock This may be a specific thing. Famously, Adderall cuts off blood to your cock, and then a lot of people can't have sex when they use it. I have good news. This is not from the robot. If it was from AI, that would be the best. Okay, we scrolled down.

There is a penis in there. It snuck into the... And it's under answers that need improvement, and I agree with their assessment that time. The improvement is like, that cock should be in my mouth because I'm on Adderall. I'm hyper-focused on this hog. I'll read this guy's answer, the guy who posted the picture of his penis.

His name is Little One, and he knows Albanian. And he says, I feel the same way. I want to suck an older man's dick. I really don't know how or what to do. Hit me up if you can help, by the way. I have a little dick. My mom used to tell me how little it was. Now my wife humiliates me.

She tells me about it all the time. That's what he says. Penis picture, too, is very interesting because it's mostly pants with just the head sticking out in the front. I've never seen anything like this. It's pretty small. Is this so funny because he so clearly has his own agenda that he's trying to, like, shovel in there?

And I guess it kind of makes sense since the question was about cock. But I could also see this guy being like, yeah, it is hot today. I have a little penis and my wife makes fun of it. I just want to suck an older man's cock. why would god make werewolves that's kind of funny because i they're half man and i'd love to put a cock in my mouth it'd be funny vampires wait you get like the way to defeat a vampire if you gave them adderall they no longer wanted to suck your blood they just wanted to suck your cock that's true and that's defeating them god that they should make a you know how twilight started

as oh no 50 shades started as fan fiction of twilight but fan fiction of twilight this is this is the question would you get oral from a vampire knowing how sharp it is down there or is there an or or just would i would you that feels very dangerous to be like the blood is rushing that's like once they cut it they're like oh right blood the perfect place to bite would be during a blow job there's a ton of blood in there there's not a lot i feel like that all those old vampire movies they don't do that enough it should start with a blow job it's really upsetting is probably why I would guess

but you know some of these vampire movies they have no class and they'll do it anyway I think I would not I'd be like against it and then they'd say like I want to suck your dick

I'd be like that's too much fun wow I didn't realize you were Eastern European alright get down there why don't you go crazy down there

you're on Adderall today let me read the other answer on here please this account is that one guy and he says Coke did that for me

and I had no idea why until I tried dick and realized I was gay after all and I just always loved cock. Way hotter and more fun than pussy. You've heard it here first folks. Cock more fun than pussy. Everyone agrees. You're just

gay I think is the reason why Adderall makes you want cock is you want it already and you can focus now. Yeah that's what it is you have ADHD and you're getting distracted by things. You kept looking at boobs because they were in your peripheral vision but what you wanted was dick. You have a one track mind now.

Focus please. It's really funny. Also, the little one, the guy who's like, I love old man penises, is making me think there's a StarCraft player named the little one, and I wonder if they're the same guy. This guy, that one guy, every one of his answers is about being gay and discovering he's gay. Okay, that's nice. Well, it's exciting. He's answered questions about what it's like to give a blowjob. He answered a question that's, why have so many white males taken up homosexuality?

He's like, hey, man, I tried it recently. It's just good fun. why it rocks thanks for writing in he says nothing hotter than a big hard cock okay i think this is the happiest person this guy yeah i've never seen someone more happy than this this is an account i understand and for that i i'm happy as an adderall user you really get it yeah us uh add folks gotta stick together i know i'm gonna think about this when i try that adderall just because i'm gonna to try to sense like clear it like do i want to like you know let's say you know we're all on a spectrum of sexuality let's say like my sucking cock is level one of a thousand sure level one

that's very straight where does it go after that but i'm gonna try to like sense like oh yeah it's a little bit more i don't want to do it but it's definitely like a little more ah yeah it's a little higher i feel it you know how like um when you're worried you're sick and you look up symptoms of like what you might have, and you start feeling the symptoms, you're now going to feel the symptom of Adderall, which is that you love cock. Is it a psychosococcyclic? Yeah, just pick a day where you have a lot of emails

and feel sexually curious. I keep scrolling past this bit. I can't stop looking at it. Sorry. Okay, should we do one more? Let's do one more question. Do you have one you'd like to do? Okay.

Do this last one? The last one's kind of fun, sure. I think the answers are going to be insane, but let's go. This is our religious segment, Corbid and Fruit. And you might notice it's the exact same sound as the philosophy segment, but it's totally different. The thing is, religion is a quilosophy, so it's not really like, what other sound would I get?

Like, these are monks. What other sound would I get? So this is sort of a twisted world. When will Sharia law be forced here in Australia? Why is it not happening yet? Is this someone who's for it or against it, you think? They can't wait for Sharia law in Australia, of all places. I don't know if Australia, like, is Australia like even like plurality Muslim?

I don't know. What's the percent? Let's look it up. I'm going to Australia soon, so these are all good stats. Could you ask while you're there? I sure would be like, hey, does anyone know when Sharia law is coming here? you're in a stadium you're at the sydney opera house what is sharia the sharia law i mean does it entail it's just like everything i really don't know no sharia law is like a specific set

of rules uh in the quran right it's like a conservative but conservative muslim uh interpretation of law right-wing americans think it means that like you have to become muslim or something like it's going to one day it's like the apocalypse or something now i am no we're all gonna be muslim i am no expert on sharia law but i would bet one of the rules is you gotta be muslim no i understand that but i imagine if you came over and they're like you know how there's some people like oh this is a shoes off house right just you know this household operates under sharia law i'll be right back i just need to google um so like pray a certain time amount of times a day by the way 3.5 i think is the number 3.2 percent that's gonna be a

tough push for sharia law down there that's gonna be an uphill legislative battle you're gonna need some real gerrymandering to make that work out this is maybe a hundred year plan you should start working on so if the question is when it's at minimum 100 years i know they have like a lot of islamophobia there there was that guy the senator who was like really anti-muslim and then like that kid hit him in the face with an egg that's like what i know about the crocodile hunter It was the crocodile. In Australia. Yeah.

There was a kid who hit us. The stingray was Muslim. It really set them back a long time in Australia when that Muslim stingray killed Steve Irwin. That's not a Quran. This is a Quran. Can you imagine if he had survived because the stingray, it couldn't penetrate him because he had a Quran in his pocket? I would convert. I would literally convert.

But why would you have it in your front pocket? it's gonna get wet first of all that must go against sharia law to get it wet now jim daniels who is the only answer i'm seeing on the top here says hopefully never aussies tried to have far too much to have far too common sense for this crap so it's about common sense for him almost been ruined by steve irwin sounds a little islamophobic there's a lot of tension here and i do feel like this is the kind of question you asked just to get racists all riled up which is a lot of quora but i do like that they're saying like why hasn't it happened yet like they're i feel like this is like a republican or you know someone right wing who

is like they keep saying it's going to happen and it's not yeah maybe they're starting to you don't see it yeah yeah i did pissed i did think jim daniels was jim davis from this far away and i was excited that the creator of garfield was coming out against real law in Unfortunately, Jim Daniels, former manager. He lives in East Redford. Not a manager anymore. It sounds like an eight-year-old at church would be like, why hasn't Jesus come back?

If he's going to come back, things seem bad. Why isn't it Sharia law? It could be really good. It could really clarify a lot of the questions. Sharia law works in mysterious ways. This guy doesn't even fucking live in Australia. What the hell? He's in the bloody UK.

What a loser. Don't talk about Australia if you're in the UK, by the way. That's for people in Australia and podcasters. You kicked them out of there. This guy, Zane, says Shreela is being enforced in Australia. Nice. Oh, no, he says it's being enforced is highly unlikely. I'm sorry, I misread it.

Oh, that's the opposite. Australia has a strong legal framework based on democratic principles. Good news. It's already there. Wait, I read it wrong? It will never happen. I feel so bad. I completely misread this guy's thing.

Not to disparage Zayn. And then this guy, John Brooks, says, the Christians have been trying to do that for years. I'm getting the Zack Taylor-Roga sound again. You got his ass. The Christians have been trying to do Sharia law. Think about it. This guy's like, he's mad, but he's confused.

Yeah, good question. Why don't you look in your Bible? the jews want everyone to be muslim all right is there is there any um oh there's something really bad down there don't read that one okay great well this was a controversial ending but i'm glad we did it i like this one guy just real quick who says he estimates it will cost 52 million australian dollars a year that's a lot of money on sharia law i'm not sure we should spend all that money. I don't know. If you gave me $52 million, I'd operate under Sharia law. Yeah.

Sure. Oh, it's not per person. I think they mean the overhead from all the mosques. That's pretty cheap for a country though, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's nothing for healthcare. They say like Medicare for all will cost like trillions of dollars. Yeah. How much does the American military has a budget of $1 trillion a year? Joe Biden

said he said we can't afford universal healthcare. We got the next big thing. I bought America there's a worm in my brain he says it's sharia law now we're gonna end pork come on man it's gross stop eating that it's haram new character muslim joe biden when's he coming back when will we see him again if he like became totally coherent but he was muslim i'm in i'm all in my only complaint about him is him not being muslim yeah i've said that every week of this show um do we have any questions you want to ask quora before we call it a day hmm we had one

earlier the question that uh john marco was asking about was like why aren't there more species of elephants yeah i think that's a good question like why why aren't there like different kinds of other animals like dogs yeah okay um yeah okay so type that up get that get that trending as well and uh slam that button in the meantime john marco thank you so much for coming on the Quarrior's podcast, America's favorite Quarrior-based podcast. Where can our listeners find you at home and abroad? They can find me everywhere at JohnMarcoSerezi. It's spelled

with a G. And my podcast is called The Downside. The Downside with JohnMarcoSerezi available every week at your podcast, or you can watch it on YouTube. And Australia, if you're listening, I'm coming soon. Look out, Australia. There is no downside to this visit. That's good.

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