Quorators - Victims of Black Magic w/ merritt k

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the signs of evil spirit attacks ve...rsus mental illness? Do empaths have anything like the Kinsey Scale to let them know how strong their empathy is? Is it fixed or fluid? How can I figure out when I'm using too much of my empathy? What bothers witches the most? How do I get revenge on a witch? --- Follow merritt @ bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Starting point is 00:00:00 oh sorry uh you don't need to do a local to you nah nah we don't care we do one track we're sort of crazy like that don't say anything you want taken in it will be impossible it'll be it'll be fine we'll just have to cut a little bit around it it's really gonna set jeremy off and he has a famous temper oh yeah i get really bad i start throwing stuff yeah he's uh it's kind of a um who who's mr batman who plays batman christian bell christian bale yeah i just think all riffs should stay in yeah and that's the sort of a religious belief i have i do feel that way and if they're bad it's to punish you for being so unfunny right yeah none of this safety net bullshit like we're dark souls podcasting like if you fuck up you're gonna be punished right
Starting point is 00:00:52 you can't use a support when you're doing podcasts that's cheating so true i agree um i'm going to claire are you okay claire's dying i smoked two cigarettes last night for the listener claire was doing a cornholio style motion pulling her shirt over her head but that was just for cigarettes that was not to become cornhole what was the situation where you ended up having two cigarettes you really had a party or something did somebody i was at a concert okay there's a be in the big patio you gotta go outside yeah and jeremy are pounding huge joke dumbass smoking cigarettes that's not getting cut they're death sticks i'm hitting the boat we're starting the show
Starting point is 00:01:38 with the sound of the robot we're back another week of the america's premier quora-based podcast the quarators podcast am i saying that right yeah am i saying that right i think you nailed it Great. All the hosts are here this week. We have Alex and Jeremy and Claire. That's right. Present. That's right. Present. Now.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Hey. Also here. Hello. In addition to that, we have a very exciting guest for you coming right up, right around the bend from theinternet.com. You're going to love Merritt Kaye returning to the show. Merritt. Hey, it's good to be back. Not in the room, but, you know, in spirit. Hell yeah. We're downloading your presence.
Starting point is 00:02:30 yeah we were sorry you passed away but it's nice to have you yeah they set up this kind of philip k dick style thing where i can still talk to i can still be on podcasts basically but that's it so oh you're in hell that's the best part of life anyway yeah yeah that's what that is like tupac sort of a hell yeah where you're not quite you are dead you are in a white void from our perspective i am yeah just a blank wall behind you you're like in an isis cave i'm trapped in a mid-2000s apple commercial and uh vampire weekend's playing on a loop and i am in hell so cool yeah well many people would have questions about that but i'm just gonna move on along uh it does go right into our theme for the day which is of course go ahead and click on the
Starting point is 00:03:23 dog because i forgot the specific wording i want to get it right victims of black magic oh do you believe in magic i mean oh man i believe in a thing called love which is a kind of magic so you believe in a magic yeah yeah i believe in like a black magic woman and things of that nature totally yeah it's not misogyny it's not no no i mean i've been on etsy and i've seen a significant amount of people selling curses and charms and things like that, so I feel like they wouldn't be allowed to do that if it wasn't real.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Have you ever bought one of those? We've done a lot of exploring of Etsy curses and charms on our bonus feed. Really? I haven't. Have you guys? No, I kind of want to buy one. Some of them are expensive. They are. If it's a powerful spell, it might cost you like four figures or something. I wonder if we could buy a spell to make
Starting point is 00:04:13 our podcast more popular on Etsy. We can't. No? It can't be done. Okay, never mind. It's already the most popular. No God or force could possibly change that. Also, real quick, because I don't want people mad at me. Weather report, it's rainy. It's very wet. I got wet when I went outside without an umbrella.
Starting point is 00:04:35 So don't make the same mistake I did. Rainy in the summertime? Yes. It's supposed to be time for sun. Well, it's practically monsoon in, Claire. I should defend Jeremy. Because people said, Jeremy, they thought he cut the weather report. I didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:04:50 It's not true. He's trying to stop me from doing the weather report, tell you what the weather was. Barrett, how's the weather where you are? You're in Canada, right? It was raining yesterday. It was months in and now it's sunny out. But can I just say I really love the idea of doing a weather report
Starting point is 00:05:04 on a podcast that comes out once a week. Yeah, it's bad, Barrett. It's a bad segment that I've tried to cut and I'm not allowed to. I'm trying to tell them that you weren't cutting it and yet you're putting yourself on the tracks and saying, no, I am cutting it. I'm trying to cut it. They won't let me cut it.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Here's what happens is if you try to start a podcast with a weather report and John Gabrus is there, you're going to lose control of the situation. He's a podcasting force. Yeah, it's true. You can't tell him what to do or what the weather was. Well, I'm glad it's not raining there anymore, Barrett. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Are you in the part of Canada with the toxic cloud and the fire? Yeah, no, we had that. I think we had it first and then you guys got it. So it's a rare inversion of, like, the Toronto-New York relationship where normally we get whatever you guys get, like, several years later. You get, like, the strokes or something. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Like, we got Corona. It's, like, three years after you guys had them. But now you guys are getting our smog, so it's kind of cool. I mean, the smog was really good, too. It made the sky Diablo-colored. Yeah, yeah, that was fun. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Very goth punk.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Red sky. Last time there was this big red sky, it was when Diablo 4 came out. So it seemed as if it was a promotional stunt of some kind. This time, I don't know what the angle was. They started a fire in Canada for Diablo 4. Look, I wouldn't put it past Blizzard. Modern Blizzard, they're capable of anything. They're hardcore.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Yeah. They still leave the alphas in charge over there. Guys who know Space Marines kick ass. um i'm going to power ahead and uh do our new segment we've been doing people were saying they want a theme song for this we need a little more time on that but it is coming and this is a of course an introduction to quora for our guests quora is the questions website we've been trying to ask our guests at the start of the show for a question that is the question of their lives uh merit do you have a question you would like to ask quora whoa it could be anything that feels
Starting point is 00:07:05 like a terrible idea and responsibility we should give people more notice yeah we probably should in advance than right now you know how about like um how do i well okay we're talking about magic right like i feel like knowing magic would be a significant advantage over like my non-magic knowing rivals in the marketplace so like how do i become a magic user right like yeah that's a I think you should include the preamble as well about the marketplace. With the marketplace how it is, how do I become a magic user? Yeah. Type that up and send it.
Starting point is 00:07:46 We're going to put that in. It's going to sound really good in post and slam that one out there. Oh, so you're actually – oh, okay. So I'm responsible for this. Don't worry. You're not affiliated on the website. It's just in our house. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Legally, no one can find you based on that. It tells you which spaces you can put it in. Oh, that could be really good. A lot of these are Dungeons & Dragons related. I'll put it in Spellbound. Spellbound is about bewitching beauties and women warriors. And I'll put it in Sociopathology University. They never should have made that university.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Great. I didn't know you could do that. You can always check in on that question and maybe next week and we'll have some relevant answers for you. In the meantime, it's time to start our show with our Space of the Week. So if we are indeed exploring
Starting point is 00:08:38 these dangerous spells, we are going to go to a very special place. Space of the Week! Space of the Week. Alex found this group Victims of Black Magic and Gin Possession. Somebody sent this in.
Starting point is 00:08:58 i believe okay i love this it's very small though it only has two contributors and 182 followers this space is created to allow victims of magic and jinn possession to discuss okay this is important context so i believe this was sent in because the main contributor hamid iqbal malik is selling some kind of magic product okay or magic class and so he's gonna be in on these questions and he's gonna try to direct them but they were very interesting questions and they were focused and they are mostly for people who are like in a conjuring house and the dolls are like alive and throwing things and they are on quora and they're like make it stop no more of this i feel like being possessed by a gin sounds really bad gin are the ones where in my uh
Starting point is 00:09:46 experience hearing people talk about them uh the the people who have run into them are the most scared yeah yeah subway takes guy has a gin right that's the people keep saying people keep saying that the guy who created subway takes uh like asked a gin to become famous and that's why and that's like his backstory and i keep being like make sense but what dark price is he gonna have to pay for that fame itself yeah fame itself oh wow he got his wish but it's twisted he has to really boring conversations all the time now he's famous through doing fake podcast on subway well see you can only get around on the subway he can't get in a car you guys have a lot more mild punishments i was just assumed he'd be killed by a train at some point oh that was too i don't want
Starting point is 00:10:33 to say that now when that happens and then it's like what did he know when that would be i look the guy seems very nice i i have nothing against kareem if he did die getting hit by a subway that would be really funny. It's not funny. It just would be funny. It would be ironic. The New York Post headline would be out of control. Subway takes, subway takes guy's life.
Starting point is 00:10:58 100% deceased. That one's free, New York Post. You can use that. Wow. That's really good. 100% deceased. but um yeah i wouldn't want to be on the wrong end i'd love to go on the show i have a lot of takes and i have a lot of things and i didn't feel i wonder if that's how you know he became
Starting point is 00:11:22 successful to a uh uh unsacred contract like that if the gin kind of hosts his own show in a way that was in that format and he was like i should just do this i should be like this Do you think that Jin was a podcaster and is now working through Kareem? What's your take? That he holds something up to you and you ask for your wish? People understand take is a wish. Yeah, I guess that's right.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Sure they do. Yeah. You have three takes. I like Subway Wish. That's a good idea. Subway Wish is a good idea for a show. Speak into the card. Wait, I have my Metro card.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Don't tap your phone. Use the card. You have to take out the Metro card and you go, all right, what's your wish? We're saying the same thing. We're saying the same thing. 100% granted. That is the thing is I can't imagine he's ever not granting them,
Starting point is 00:12:18 but I have a lot to learn. I have a lot to learn and we're in the space to learn. So let's look at some of the questions asked on Victims of Black Magic and Gin Possessions. Gin. What are some personal experiences people have had communicating with spirits and how did they validate these experiences these are educational oh should we read the space details oh sure so this is kind of what i was talking about with the
Starting point is 00:12:40 selling something so scroll up a little bit families individuals living a cursed life want to come back to normal life being hunted and possessed by gins tried all means and sources haunted not hunted oh you're right just i only say that because hunted by gin seems even fucking worse right i apologize to be clear i know we're saying like wishes or i don't think gin even do that's really genie territory aren't they genies aren't they the same thing i think you know what i've said i've said this before and i got yelled at by yeah you got in trouble for the genie thing yeah and yet you're addicted to saying it again yeah correct but i think i think what i said was that they're the same and everyone yelled at me and i think it's maybe like gin or more like
Starting point is 00:13:21 tricksy genies i can't comment on that discourse i don't like i try to stay out of i'm trying my my goal as i enter my 30s i'm 32 now my goal is to not learn any new things oh no that's the noble goal i think we're about to learn something right no no i don't i'll try i'll block this out this says okay so jim's tried all means and sources but failed tried to find legitimate rocky and rakia or exorcism failed never got comfort is hopeful and desperate come to me i will give righteous and real spiritual help for all your questions and will be answered and healing will be done remotely on phone call or whatsapp calls and then his number wrong what phone number digits in bio um and then he says it takes five days five sessions seven days seven sessions each session
Starting point is 00:14:05 reading time is 12 minutes to 35 minutes depending on case to case diagnosed problem so this is straight up like an ad this is a man who will come and get your ghost if you have a ghost problem but you have to have a whatsapp with listening to your voice on phone i can tell all your problem bit by bit vibration of voice switches all your pain and actual problem instantly we call it voice frequency vibrations will switch from your body to heal or instantly that helps us to x-ray your body through your voice cure for all religion all faith all humans we do care for people who come for healing so never think or wait for one minute more share your problem does that make sense if i had an angry spirit in my house and i'm on whatsapp with this guy the fact that we would have to do it
Starting point is 00:14:47 like four more times before something happens would drive me insane that's the work it's only one session deep you've paid him for the first one and you're like oh god okay do i keep do i go all the way through or like i'm in my loss for another four or six i don't know uh he also has a website should we go to his website yeah we should probably we're gonna end up there either way we're gonna end up with a gin um don't say that this is how you get gins yeah oh yeah we're on innovative ruckia.com this is surprisingly professional looking website i know this is the problem this is like the thing about square space is that like they've made even crazy websites look normal yeah that's what their ads should be yeah
Starting point is 00:15:33 the craziest people we can give you a website that'll look normal real help for real pain are Are you suffering from unexplained pain, emotional distress, black magic, or the evil eye? A big gamut covered there. Honestly? I do feel like I have emotional distress. I'm not sure if I have the evil eye. You would know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:54 You would know. You would know. Rukia Innovator. Rukia. Rukia. Completely different from Rukia done in rest of the world. Rukia Innovator. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:02 It's on WhatsApp. By listening to the voice of a patient on phone, we see exactly how it happened. We do use... Ood. wood wood wood chunks to smoke all right let me just explain what happened there which is jeremy read the word ood and then pronounced wood as wood yeah i did because of how you said ood like that i said wood okay yes they're not they're not using ood though because it is like the most expensive thing on the planet like perfume that uses it uses artificial ood because
Starting point is 00:16:34 the real stuff is so expensive so they are not burning real ood for gin problems like and i will say merit does know her sense because i've seen your collection on the internet yeah i keep them in bullet cases oh yeah but yeah no they're i'm sorry no you're not burning you don't don't lie to me this this throws the whole operation into into suspicion to me okay this is good this is insider knowledge we need it yeah this is i was on board before if you're not getting rid of ood to get rid of a genie what are you when are you burning it because that's like the worst situation That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:17:08 It's like when the president is under attack. Can we read the things that he claims it covers, though? Yes. It covers all kinds of issues and problems of life, such as disease, business, social circle, contracts, court cases, marital problems, kid problems, family fighting, enemies, schizophrenia, bipolar, cancer, Alzheimer's. If you have a kid you don't like or Alzheimer's, you got to call this number. write it down write it down now before you forget the man who barked like a dog
Starting point is 00:17:42 okay we're gonna a lot of these stories are about dogs they are two out of three of the sample stories are dog stories the man who barked like a dog on InnovativeRuckia.com okay
Starting point is 00:17:57 a lot of this stuff looks like AI I don't think AI could create such a situation I thought it was gonna be like a long essay about the stuff but it's just, like, three bullet points of, like, I fixed the dog, man. Wait, you're right. Okay. Let's read it.
Starting point is 00:18:16 So it has a big picture of a guy reading their candles. It says, Casey, the man who barks like a dog. The symptoms are, oh, by the way, the whole thing is just symptoms colon. Barking sounds came from his chest while speaking. A rare form of possession. The man emitted dog-like sounds involuntarily. I initiated daily 45-minute sessions. over 35 days his symptoms reduced and eventually disappeared entirely he now speaks normally and
Starting point is 00:18:39 lives free of the burden that's case two i i really i thought that this was going to be like a long essay like merit was saying and it really does sound like a voice recording you'd find in a video game before fighting a dog man that was when i came across the dog man session number 45 if barking sounds came from the chest. Sounds like this guy had whooping cough and got better. Yeah. Yeah. Whooping cough is low-key scary.
Starting point is 00:19:07 You should burn any oud you have if you have whooping cough. You're just congested. Can I go on Instagram? No, this is fake Instagram. Black magic. Twitter? Is he on Twitter still? No.
Starting point is 00:19:19 No, you know what? You got to get off of Twitter, Malik, because it's just a toxic set pool over there. It's so toxic over there. we should be on blue sky what are you doing on the nazi website malik sharing your black magic they don't deserve uh to be healed of the jinn yes spiritual curse you are platforming you on with your dark magic stories elon quote tweeting dark magic and being like pretty cool i mean i do think i do think that this is like what the median voter believes though like yeah
Starting point is 00:19:54 I do think most Americans at this point believe like, yeah, there are gins flying around and I can cure them either with this guy or with like an electronic box that I turn on at certain times of the day, you know? Through like some sort of chat GPT box. Yeah, yeah. Jeremy's on the About Us section and he's found a cross section of the general public who have been his clients and they're just regular folk from all different races and creeds and colors. Just a bunch of stock photos of people. And they say no one could tell what I was suffering from. He explained my pain before I said anything. Client from UK.
Starting point is 00:20:26 So that's around the world. Anglo Spotted. Oh, I'm going to hit the button. I think you were on the right page already. You're so right. Anglo Spotted. Thank you, client from UK. You gave yourself away there.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I imagine that's what gin sound like. Yeah, they play the hacking sound from Overwatch. Could we go to case three with the dog thing? Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's under story. I know they were, you know, a little underwhelming, but I was kind of interested. The family who became dogs. You don't want to read about that?
Starting point is 00:21:00 Read it. That's pretty good. I'm not against it. That's good. Jeremy, don't try to stop this like you stopped the weather report. This is a whole family who turned into dogs. Symptoms. Every day as the sun sets, they become dogs.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Start growling, panting like dogs. I'd start fighting exactly like dogs Continuously for three hours Every evening It's like dogs What do I have to tell you It's like dogs You know dogs
Starting point is 00:21:27 They're like dogs If you saw a bunch of dogs You'd get it This was a family of seven Having That's so many dogs Having strange symptoms Caused by extremely rare black magic
Starting point is 00:21:39 They tried many places to get cure But failed I was in Turkey that year They emailed me And did not explain anything But requested they are victims of magic Need assistance to remove If I could help
Starting point is 00:21:48 i did accept it and start my interrogation on phone call i got voice vibrations and detect a lot more worse situation than i anticipated i read for three members every day separate reading session it took me 32 days for a whole family to become normal healthy people i got black dots appeared on my forehead because of repercussion i needed healer has to take pain and must sacrifice end of post it actually says indeed healer has to take pain oh even weirder That is, indeed. Indeed it is. Indeed the healer has to take pain.
Starting point is 00:22:21 How weird would it be if your whole family became dogs for just three hours? Where you fight and bark like dogs, and then it ends, and you're like, thank God. And then you get like a Zoom call. I'm going to watch Bluey. I'm done being a dog. I'm going to watch dogs. I don't think I would watch Bluey if I was just a dog. That was insensitive.
Starting point is 00:22:40 No, it freaked me out. That'd be triggering. And I'd be like, that's not even how it is. Trigger warming for dog people. Trigger warming. Trigger warming. Trigger warming. It's like a sleepy day because of the rain.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And still I podcast. This is how I'm treated. You're unleashed. You're a hero. Really. It is important to know that Alex did not take his Adderall. It is, medically speaking, on one. I am unleashed.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Like the dog family. Mm-hmm. Okay, well. Oh, there's more cases. There's so many. I do want to go to court at some point. No, we have to read all the cases. Oh, this one isn't fun.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Father plagued by evil thoughts. Oh, yeah. Well, this guy just is a child molester. Okay. Well, maybe he didn't do it, though. If you don't do it, you're not a child molester. True. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Pedophile. That's controversial, but true. I'm kind of the legal mind on the show. It took him 15 days. Okay. How about this one? Son tormented by odor and gins. Wait, did he fix the pedophile with his sense?
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah, he fixed him. 15 days of reading. No skipping. Now he doesn't want to molest anyone. I mean, if it works. Okay, case five. Son tormented by odor and gins. Classic case of stinky son, also gin.
Starting point is 00:23:56 That's tough when you're a kid. Symptoms. His body stench, odor, so strong nobody could even sit in his room. Early morning, bunch of strange birds were haunting them, making crazy noises only on the roof of this house. That is a little weird. The young boy also had rashes and bruises every morning while bathing. He was tortured by a group of djinns, tormented, isolated.
Starting point is 00:24:18 This was a family's only son who was 24 years old. Okay, that does change it a little bit. Become a victim of black magic. I did treat him three months. It was quite tough case, but good cured. This one was from Oman, Muscat. This one was harder than the pedophile. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:33 It's kind of a lot more serious. Have you ever tried to get rid of a stink? No, it's tough. It stinks in. You got to change your diet. episode about the stink they didn't have one about the pedophile because it's easy to stop the pedophile it's a lot less work but a really funny episode where george is a pedophile i imagine the readings are like yeah that's fair oh that's a good point i i do imagine the like
Starting point is 00:25:02 chosen readings for the pedophile curse is like you break out the sports illustrated and they're like look at all these dames there she's 18 like a lot of that and then he's like oh well if you are listening to the podcast and you're struggling with dark pedophile thoughts call alex yeah no i show you sports illustrated whatever this rookia price is i'll beat it i'll beat the price we'll do it in less sessions 11 sessions or your money back Every time I just show you, like, some porn I found. Yo, check out this. Does that do it for you?
Starting point is 00:25:43 It's like a new community I'm getting started. You just say, does that do it for you every time? Does that do it for you? I have a Google sheet open. Does not do it for him. Did not like that. He keeps saying younger. oh k6 the woman with the swollen belly oh no oh sounds pregnant i've seen this curse
Starting point is 00:26:09 it's a really hard curse it lasts almost a full year uh her belly swelling and feet swelling and body stench her belly swelling was so enormous one could see that and guess she is pregnant with triplet three babies in womb in reality she had a kind of black magic this was a woman from manchester uk english spotted sick leads six six weeks treatment remotely reading on phone it's always great to see people suffering get cured so it is it wasn't triplet three babies why is this one just control your husband this is a case everyone deals with a photo of a hand like clutching a like glowing water lava like what there's a light this must be a it's a light in This could be Yuna's hand from Final Fantasy X, perchance.
Starting point is 00:27:03 She often has that light in her hands in the water. Control your husbands. Control your husbands. I mean, this is just a universal case because husbands are out of line. They're out of control. And there's a djinn behind it. There's no symptoms, though. It's just a story.
Starting point is 00:27:18 It's just a story about how husbands are no good. Husbands having affairs with other ladies could be controlled and restrain husband by reading session. and it could be done remotely and is strong result-oriented. Okay, you're cheating on your wife, and they catch you. And you're like, what am I in for? And then they break out InnovativeRukia.com, and you're like, thank God. Well, I think also part of this is like you're caught cheating on your wife,
Starting point is 00:27:43 and she's like, how could you do this? And you're like, gin. It is not in my control. It was a gin. That's not on me. Somebody's making me do this. You're like clutching your head over What was the one we skipped?
Starting point is 00:27:59 The lady who saw motion in stillness That sounds like the name of a novel Oscar Yeah, for real Symptoms, objects appear to move Continuously even when still So this is like vertigo almost This is another pedophile one
Starting point is 00:28:14 No it's not Wait, oh is it? Read the next slide Persistent sensation of being touched or molested from both sides I think that's just ESL I don't think it's molested. I see what you're saying. That's like in Spanish, molestar.
Starting point is 00:28:29 No molestar. We all know about molestar. Shout out to molestar. I zoomed in on the word. You got tunnel vision there, but that's okay. I'm just trying to get more clients for you. Thank you. Anyway, they read her, the Rokia on WhatsApp.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah. The way they did for all of them. I thought we'd get maybe more insights on other stuff they do, but I guess you just got to read, huh? We can book a session. How much do you think it costs? I bet a lot because it's a nice website. This is a nice, nice website.
Starting point is 00:29:01 It's a beautiful website. It looks better than Alex's website. It does not look better than my website. This doesn't have a snowman. They didn't get a mascot. There's no way I can really connect it. There's no face to the guy. There's no prices.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I don't really want to ask about it, but I guess we can. Can we see the space? See, I do this on my website, too. You want them to contact you before you give them a price because you put a price up front, they're going to mock you on a podcast. I'm not going to call them, but we could. We could.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Just know that we could. All right, that's fair. I mean, we don't know the time difference for wherever this guy is anyway. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, we'll go on the website, on Quora, rather. Quora is the website for us, isn't it? To me, it's sort of the website.
Starting point is 00:29:42 The website, yeah. All right, scroll down. I found the one I wanted to talk about here. When people say yoga opens demon portals, How is yoga defined here? What kind of body movements slash stretches don't open said portals? Have you heard about this? No.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I like how Southern you said that. This is news to me. Yoga. Yoga. You got to be stretching. No, do not stretch that way. You're opening a portal. Downward facing dog turn you into a dog.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Take 15 sessions. that's what they said no family turned to downward dogs so i mean the yoga thing is that like um that guy from street fighter like he says yoga all the time but he's like breathing fire so maybe he's opening a portal to hell like in his stomach and breathing fire out of it like that's how he does it having control over yogic flow does enable chakra control right right so we're discussing that and i think dalsim does have access to that hamid is uh in the comments here this is the guy from the innovative ruckia website it concerns place it concerned quiet atmosphere deserted and minimum human traffic not actions
Starting point is 00:30:58 or yoga exercises you do whatever exercises actions got nothing to do with demons it's the place the quiet silent staying for long deserted places which attracts gins to attack people doing yoga they become easy prey never to do with postures the way you're doing nothing to do with posture that's interesting so like he's saying it's not yoga it's that you're going to a secluded desert to stretch and then guess what you're a tasty lamb up for the slaughter because you're stretching out there it doesn't it's not the way you're stretching it's not yeah the stretching itself what i would like to draw attention to is hamid has somehow accessed the font control on quora in a way i have not seen before some of this is bigger than the other
Starting point is 00:31:39 parts also yeah it's so funny that this is the guy who has the website that he also is just on quora a lot i think he's made the website because i think he's the same guy he made what i'm saying is like i think he designed the website i think he's in the html for the quora pose changing the font yeah yeah he's not we got a thing from psychic readings one of my friend teaches yoga classes in austria she's running it for over 12 years last year she was caught and contained by some extreme strong evil jinn which drained her energy like she was a dead person now it has been 15 months her two kids and husband are also suffering because her condition is not getting well and not curing tried many places priests and spiritual healer but nothing helped so far
Starting point is 00:32:25 damn i was hoping that was gonna have a better ending yeah well that's from that's from thursday That's from Thursday. That's from Thursday. This is ongoing. Yeah. Wow. You got to get these WhatsApp calls, because if you don't, it does spread to your family. Hamid's going to call this guy, and he's going to fix it up.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Don't worry. This is what he looks like. He looks awesome. He was in Pakistan. Okay, so he's really all over the world doing this. Well, I mean, I think he's just in Pakistan. Or he's just on WhatsApp. Around the world.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I know how it works. I've been to the website. He's got his number all over the damn place. What are his questions? He's done 3,500 answers. is it true that if you see shadow beings that is because you engage in evil i would like to click on that's hamid's question that question i feel like he should know why is he asking shouldn't he is this like just he's putting it out there so that he can answer it himself
Starting point is 00:33:13 well you know when you're at work sometimes and there's like something you're supposed to know but right hold on let me get that real quick let me just ask real quick and then he asked kind of medium heal or cure people who are victims of magic it's like buddy okay that's just he's just doing an ad there maybe you're right that's outside of his space he's trying to get them in there sorry i didn't mean to open up your text from your dad yeah be sure to get that on our podcast if you can could you go to the the answer on that first question because there is an answer to uh the shadow beings one is it true that if you see shadow beings that is because you engage in email evil he answers it he says no just seeing it is not you being contained
Starting point is 00:33:54 if it appears several times inside your place. That's a bad sign. Just seeing a shadow figure from distance is nothing. Just passing through Djinn, nothing to worry about. But if seeing a shadow figure frequently inside your home is a different story, which means you are taken by it. Okay, so he's prompting engagement on his own space here. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was worried about.
Starting point is 00:34:14 I do not approve of that kind of activity. But hold on, hold on though. If you're just seeing a shadow figure, how do you know it's the same one that is in your home all the time? Maybe it's like different ones passing by. You just can't tell because, well, I don't want to say it, but maybe you should re-examine your biases towards djinns and shadow demons, right?
Starting point is 00:34:35 Hold on. This could be a face blindness scenario. Right. Alex has face blindness. Do shadow people have faces? I don't think so. They're in shadow. They're lost in shadow.
Starting point is 00:34:43 That's exactly the kind of ignorant question that shadow people are asked every day. Shadow people hate this question. but where's your shadow originally from what real angle is the light over you they hate that that's so ignorant to ask that okay well we have like a hundred other questions so at some point we will do those but great space thanks for sending that in thank you the website is innovativerokia.com yeah check it out if you have alzheimer's or a naughty husband Yeah, so if you don't know which one it is, you can just call.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Did anyone see female demons wearing solid gold jewelry? That's a really good question that he asked, not even in his face. Stop pocket watching. What's that? Stop pocket watching. Don't watch other people's pockets and where they get their solid gold jewelry. Oh, okay. He did not answer that one.
Starting point is 00:35:39 He just asked it. Okay, I'm just asking questions. Is anyone else seeing female demons and what they dress like these days? It's changed Kind of trashy I could read this guy's page the whole time But you're right, we should probably move on He's pretty good
Starting point is 00:35:57 Well, the other questions are pretty related Yes, yes, you're right, you're right, you're right Okay, I'm moving on I'm forcing myself out of here We're going to go into the official segment of our ghost questions Which is, of course, forbidden knowledge what are the signs of evil spirit attacks versus mental illness this is a tough one there this is a tough one this is easy there is no such thing as mental illness
Starting point is 00:36:27 yeah oh right right yeah so okay so if you're worried it's always the gin call kohamid kohamid or alex get on the phone or my prices again will beat his alex will do voice vibration i like the uh like people say sometimes like oh you know like well ancient cultures uh called things demonic possession but like they were just describing mental illness but i like the idea that like no they were right and we've tried to like explain demons as no no no you just you're you have schizophrenia like no it's a fucking gin in my house and the shadow man like that's real Sure seems like it's a ghost of my dead uncle, but I guess I'm schizophrenic.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Okay, so there are some good answers on this. We have one by A. Shul. Co-founder at Israel of Faith. 2018 to present. He says it's tricky. There's a gift of the Holy Spirit. One may ask God for it. It is called the discerning of spirits.
Starting point is 00:37:28 So you'd have to be gifted. It gives insight into the sources or influence behind things like spiritual attacks, consequences of own sin mental illness or even sicknesses i.e meningitis oftentimes under attack or in great illness we still can't tell either way one may call upon the name of the lord which is simple as it says you may say his name right out loud sometimes lord lord so i guess like if you're not sure just try that um sometimes he saves us with an aha moment aha it's a ghost i'm very sick
Starting point is 00:38:01 lots of ways he may save not always instantly when we are refusing to accept his answer it can take a while okay that's a balanced answer so give the lord a minute i guess and then you'll figure it out he's buffering he's in the loo i want to see the lord's in the loo uh we got carolyn cj uh he has a phd in psychology and education from walden university as of 2023 congratulations carolyn shout out walden shout out that pond i went there on a field trip in eighth grade awesome uh oh spirit attacks consist of torment attacks against the mind a lot consists of talking to the spirit that is attacking the person people say they're crazy but the spirits are real did not think this is where this was gonna go when i saw the phd i gotta be honest this is a doctor i love
Starting point is 00:38:53 Like, I'm a doctor. Spirits are real. They're attacking you. This is medical advice. This is medical advice, and this is financial advice. I am a lawyer as well. They're demanding it could take on defense and attack them mentally, physically, and emotionally.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Mental illness can be caused by spiritual acts and injury to the brain. Oh, that's interesting. Six of one, half dozen of the other. Same thing. So gin can give you depression. Yeah. Yes, definitely. That makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:39:22 egg before the chicken there's like a fucking AI answer here I just want to say the only chemical imbalance I'm experiencing is too much vermouth in my martini and I've been really sitting on that for about five minutes
Starting point is 00:39:39 I'm glad we got there how come when Claire sits on her funny joke it's even better mine sucks you just gotta sort of sit on it that's like you can say that to someone and it'll instantly create the image of a minion in their mind like it's like a trick to like make someone visualize a minion claire is sort of a minion hey banana everyone loves the minions though you know that's true put claire on your shirt hey banana i'm wearing glasses okay we got an answer from
Starting point is 00:40:14 inojiro also bohane good try i mean i get a lot of the names right it was really hard um i guess if i had a second go maybe i'd get it um well you're not gonna get one well inojiro says this is the biggest challenge in the need for the holy ghost spirit of man the evil spirits use the same sickness common to us to attack us whatever affects the body the body we still manifest is the usual signs and symptoms to us the difference is the body may never respond to treatment for the ailments we sort them to be okay this one's really long actually and i don't feel like reading the whole thing but the answer is pretty much that they're the same thing right there's no difference yeah so there is a there is a quora among quora which is that mental illness is a
Starting point is 00:41:01 ghost attacking you yes for sure let's do another question does not surprise me um we spent a lot of time on this base and we wanted to get some of these about empathy so yeah which one are those it was the second quora md one let's do quora md maybe we'll dabble back there in a minute but these are medical questions here on quora md won't you find out if a ghost is in your mind do empaths have anything like the kinsey scale to let them know how strong their empathy is is it fixed or fluid how can i figure out when i'm using too much of my empathy this is a really good question can you be gay for empathy chat yeah i like that the kinsey
Starting point is 00:41:53 scale is also like am i too much gay or am i not enough gay yeah past a certain point it's like you've hit the limit. It starts being like a picture of a guy kind of doing the slash motion on his throat. What's bisexual for empathy? That's when you're on both Twitter and Blue Sky. That's right.
Starting point is 00:42:17 You're vengeful, but also forgiving. Right. These answers have to be good. Oh, God. There's a long one we can start with here. by Stephanie Lindy Komen, who is an ever-evolving empath with an interest in mental health and advocacy.
Starting point is 00:42:35 This is from eight years ago, by the way. So I think this is like the beginning of empath internet community really kicking off, like 2018 or so. So since then, they probably have invented a Kinsey scale for empaths. They probably, it's like a test you take and you find out if you're like an empath or you're-
Starting point is 00:42:51 So they know who to kill. Right, that makes sense. Just for my own sake, Kinsey scale is one to five, five being gay, one being straight. the most gay is that is that the right am i wrong about that is it a number five i think it's five i don't remember would it shock you that i have not taken this test i don't i think it's literally zero to five in like 30 years oh maybe i'm wrong it's okay zero to six actually okay that makes more sense does it yeah because it's an even number and then but it's zero so it's not an
Starting point is 00:43:28 even number there's there's x which is when you're so gay you you're asexual six is exclusively gay zero is exclusively straight for what it's worth and then three right in the middle is perfectly by just perfectly by more than perfect balance yeah i look at this version of it where i don't think this this works anymore i don't think this like accurately describes people anymore no because a number of people who are like trying to defend masculinity but are like i want to fuck a femme boy so bad it's like okay what are you like that's not a thing like you're either just gay or very confused well it's like if you have gay sex you have to be like but where would i rank it in my top 10 right if there there needs to be letterbox
Starting point is 00:44:18 for fucking people where you could rate people i didn't like it enough i'm too can we talk about this drawing this guy has made of the kinsey scale where zero is like a guy in a sweater and then six is like two guys actively fucking each other you are in the best shape at three that's important to know your lats are really popping and one you're wearing a tiktok and two you're you have no shirt on and then three you're just in your undies because you're bisexual but in four years just less clothes i guess yeah before you're kind of twink mode and then after that you're in five and six and you're hugging yeah they're playing together they're just like they can't wait for the for the scale to be over they gotta start hooking up now also x is in a tracksuit which i really
Starting point is 00:45:04 like uh is that x i think that's zero i think it's that's oh when you're straight you're in a tracksuit yes that's zero you're five if you're straight um if you're if you're a five on the scale you're grabbing a penis and if you're six on the scale your penis is the one being grabbed so that's where you want to be yeah you got to be you want to be at six that's where you're getting it what a selfish lover alex sorry okay anyway this is from stephanie lindy coman who says there is no scale to my knowledge but i really wanted to address your last question i don't believe there is such a thing as too much empathy brave but when you are engaging anyone on an emotional level, it should never feel like it is
Starting point is 00:45:49 at your expense. What about this app? I sat on your remote. Don't mind me. I changed the channel on the podcast. We're watching Super Bowl Classics. Why did you do that? I really wanted to watch 1976's Big Game.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I feel like I was like, hand me the remote and Alex just pressed any button. It was hard to pick up the remote. I've never had to do that under fire. let's see if i can get back to it okay we're back stop watching the super bowl oh i'm never mind oh sorry we're detecting a device i know you guys can't see robot house quite annoying we're in a robot house sounds awesome the lights are controlled by a computer this does seem like what would happen if a gin was trying to ruin our podcast
Starting point is 00:46:39 yeah you just had it too yeah we're back we're meeting about the kinsey scale where were we Where are you guys? Sorry, I sat on that remote there. Oh, there they are. And there they are. Well, hopefully that's still recording. Everything's bluer now, which is a little weird. And cut that out and make it bluer.
Starting point is 00:46:53 No, I'm keeping it. Keep it in. Anyway, what would the scale be, I guess? So a zero is like the least empathetic person of all time. Well, it's like a sociopath. Sociopath, right? You have no empathy for other people. They're merely stepping stones to your power.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Right. And then... If you're a six, then I guess you are a... Well, in the theory, you would be hopelessly empathetic. You wouldn't be able to act in your own interest because you would be paralyzed by everyone else's feelings all the time. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Just like a level six gay, they can't do anything because they're just constantly overwhelmed. Their penis is being grabbed by the five. But Stephanie is saying that they don't think that's really the same thing. No. And she wrote kind of an essay about it. I'm not going to read the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Go to Ula Douglas. Wait, Sasha Baron Cohen. Sorry. sasha baron cohen oh no simon that's not as interesting is he related he must be related he's like a he's like an autism researcher who i think people hate he's a doctor who invented borat they hate this guy uh yeah i think he's i think he's like sort of i don't know His cousin. Would you like to speak on Simon Baron Cohen?
Starting point is 00:48:08 He's Sasha Baron Cohen's cousin. Okay. Oh, okay. All right. So you can go ahead and make assumptions. It's a family of British people who are hated. He's a knight, though. He's a sir.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Okay. Sir Simon. I would hate to say Sir Sasha Baron Cohen. Well, you don't have to because you can say to his cousin, Simon. Okay, great. And his maternal uncle is David Greenblatt. Okay. I'll keep that in mind.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Go back to Quora, Jeremy. Okay, I'm back. Get us out of here. He says that if you're using too much of your empathy when you feel you are uncomfortable or even suffer as a result of always putting another person's needs ahead of your own, consider, for example, do you miss your bus because a colleague keeps talking to you
Starting point is 00:48:53 nonstop and you're too polite to ditch them abruptly? Okay, I've seen people do that. Do you have trouble kicking out the last guest who seems oblivious to the fact it's already midnight? Okay, I've seen that. Do you feel obligated to donate money to causes you don't care about when pressured? Damn. Do you try to explain other people's mistreatment of you by trying to understand their side and minimizing their fault?
Starting point is 00:49:13 You might be a six on the empath Kinsey scale. I'm grabbing the cock of empathy. At this point, you're too homosexual for empathy. You want to be bisexual for empathy. That is pretty empathetic. Or if anything, like homosexual leading for the empathy, where you're still very empathetic, but you're not paralyzed by it. I want to see who asked this question. What a great way to view this concept.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Anonymous. Fuck off. The Hacking Collective. There was this therapist video. Therapists are so annoying on the computer. Ugh. Jeremy will never see a therapist because he is a boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Is that why? I won't because I don't need to because Jen's explaining everything that's wrong with me. So, you know, don't see therapists. People will call that guy. Just call a Jen. Just because you have a Jen doesn't mean you shouldn't go to therapy about it. I'm going to this other empath question. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:11 There's another good one about how to get. Oh, no. Sorry. This is another Kinsey scale question. This is a politics question. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to confuse the two. I have to hit the politics sound.
Starting point is 00:50:22 No. politics question is it true trump is being expelled from office for low kinsey scale reading and trying to install trump jr as monarchy aid so biden will be named common law president until fios can figure out who can who will replace him no that's not that's not true well i don't know we gotta read the answers let's not jump to conclusions here i mean I've had a lot of 5G exposure, but I do not think this is true. I want to say, I know that this one is not true, but only because it's high Kinsey scale reading.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Right. Right. Well, I think what they're saying is he's too straight, and that's why they're saying that. Yeah, I understand. Because he's so down for muff. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:13 His words. And then people don't like this question in the core. It's kind of gotten political in there. super loyalist says this posting is truly unbelievable i can understand not liking president trump but to post something as completely insane and devoid from reality as this is beyond imagination so this is actually somebody who misread the question how dare you be rude to president trump they're by saying he has a low kinsey scale reading these are two maga posters talking past each other yeah yeah they don't get it do you think this
Starting point is 00:51:46 is a maga poster yeah i think he's saying that uh trump would be expelled from being too straight and put biden back in it's like a conspiracy because our government's pretty much run by the gay corporations like fios i'm reading the tea leaves here i mean it's not super obvious on paper it's a vibe i'm getting i don't think any of these people are real like none of these they're all just like bots talking to each other or they're all like Donald Trump is real. I've seen him. Have you?
Starting point is 00:52:17 With your own eyes? Have you actually seen him? Oh, no, I haven't seen him with my own eyes. I've seen his buildings. Okay, well, buildings are real. I'll give you that. Yeah, the building definitely exists. I think all these people are just like Eastern Europeans being paid like a few pennies to post on Quora.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Good money if you can get it. For unknown purposes. Unleash our worst disconfirmation yet. donald trump is too straight to be president this is like the russian government trying to manipulate quora for the election it's just like words look at the kinsey scale donald trump's penis not being held by biden just all the agents getting hospitalized a day after starting the job i don't understand the trump jr aspect how does he become how him becoming monarchy doesn't seem to help
Starting point is 00:53:07 Biden. If I was going to punch up here, I would remove that part. It's a bit confusing where... Too many hats. Too many hats. It's hard for me to get a sense of what he's even trying to say. A lot of people are saying this is pretty far-fetched. Yeah. Warren Bull
Starting point is 00:53:23 says, sigh, no. Can we check out Warren Bull's profile, please? Go ahead and click on Warren Bull. Sure, he's an author. he wrote abraham lincoln seldom told stories stories i've heard that i'd like to hear about warren cook come on damn i would hate to be caught by warren bull sorry i i knew that my joke wasn't a claire level joke and i couldn't hold on to it for several minutes you didn't have to hold on to it it was good that you let it go real quick it had to be said right away it was fire uh jeremy
Starting point is 00:53:56 you're on fire anyway you could go read it oh wow i like that there's this uh i tried to click on is Amazon link and the big pop-up that's like hey you're leaving Quora you sure you want to do this because the podcast is about Quora
Starting point is 00:54:05 the podcast is about I put that pop-up in there because it keeps happening I was trying to read an Abraham Lincoln biography in the middle of the show but we have to go to our favorite segment
Starting point is 00:54:17 opening up Amazon and seeing what Alex's mother-in-law has saved in her cart it's all kinds of stuff oh it's a shirt it gets saved for later oh it's a book
Starting point is 00:54:28 sometimes you just want to look at stuff Yeah, look, she's getting some spoods. All right, the Pampers is probably me. Okay, the top review of this is three stars, and it says there's an ax to grind. It was kind of a damning review. Yeah, I enjoyed the stories that Lincoln told,
Starting point is 00:54:44 and this book gave a depth of understanding about our iconic 16th president. However, the author, Warren Bull, has used this book as a Trump-bashing platform in a couple of places, which I thought was inappropriate. Did Abraham Lincoln say stuff about Donald Trump? He said that he was on the Kinsey scale. He was too low.
Starting point is 00:55:05 You'll get it. You'll get it in the 1970s. It doesn't make sense now. The president should never be too straight. I mean, that does sound like Abraham Lincoln would say. He should at least be able to kiss a little bit. The president should not like his wife. The president should look at Ulysses S. Grant and say,
Starting point is 00:55:25 say what you will, but that's a man. Grant is daddy. He's daddy and we're not scared of his drinking problem. We think it's cool. Back now we think it's cool. Back now. Back now. God damn.
Starting point is 00:55:44 My brain is cooked today. Yeah, it kind of is. It's okay though. All right. I'm going to follow Warren Bull. I like his look. Love is love. Good idea.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Warren Bull, if you'd like to make love to my wife. i want to the other question the question was written by robert arnett the guy who asked the kinsey question wow will arnett's brother he's saying things like i was kicked out of a water park today a kid shot me with his water gun and i was warning warning him about using my bb gun which i use for protection and i have a concealed carry permit so how do i sue the water park for violating my right to bear arms is this real chat no this is a real chat oh yeah i forgot this was the nonsense question yeah all right well i don't really understand the point of that's the thing that makes it like interesting is that it's i think it's a troll but also it's not clear enough
Starting point is 00:56:33 right because usually trolls like have an agenda well there's the the meme isn't it with satire having a clear sense of purpose he has this question is fauci being arrested for hiding the covid vaccine in pearl jam and sending it to restaurants for when people cook with it so it will make the results more deadly and cause demonic regeneration when someone dies from it and it's causing a war yeah is pearl jam sperm that's what they say yeah like i've never heard anyone say those words to mean that right i know the band and it is capitalized we got the vaccine yeah when people cook with the pearl jam records they're gonna make the results more deadly and cause demonic regeneration you're cooking with this one eddie
Starting point is 00:57:19 better do that's what he bet this song is fire again you meant that pearl jam was cooking i i 100 believe that there are teens on tiktok right now discovering pearl jam being like this guy's cooking and uh they're they're the most unpopular kids at their school they're serving pearl jam they're slaying their hair is so thank you for saying c thank you it's the first time i've censored myself i'm hoping it retroactively saves the other times okay i want to do one of the questions we had here we had a good question to go to okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it can't be robert arnett time all the time which one let me find it the hitting a woman one is funny but it wasn't the one i wanted to read oh what bothers witches how do i
Starting point is 00:58:15 How do I get revenge on a witch? Where is that? Oh, that's good. This one? Yes. What bothers witches the most? How do I get revenge on a witch? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:58:25 They hate when someone puts something bad in their cauldron. Don't make me get revenge on a witch. Right? I think something cauldron-based. Yeah, they really care about potions and about brews. Oh, yeah. It really bothers them. Yeah, when you free the children from their oven.
Starting point is 00:58:40 That's annoying. Oh, jeez. Don't make more work. I was cooking that child. Now I got to go catch them again, which is easy. Let me get my broom. Ah, Christ, let me get the broom. They don't take breasts.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Okay, we have some base atheist answers saying that there are no witches. Oh, this rules, yeah. First thing is that there are no witches that are real! Exclamation point five times. First, get that thought out of your mind. okay now let us tackle the next problem revenge is the reason this world is where it is right now what is it that you believe this witch has done to you jins in there i got attacked by a jinn monkeys paw curls hiccups during podcast
Starting point is 00:59:31 because people that call themselves witches are not real witches they say things like they have pulled down the moon but that is not what happens really it is just something these birds of a feather who flock together say that they have done these regular people have no power over anything it is when you start believing they do is when the problem starts to stop believing such silly things no need of revenge for something that happened to you that had nothing nothing to do with witchcraft forget the revenge please make yourself the best version of yourself you only have one chance at this life your parents gave you there are no second go arounds be the best friend you can be be the best neighbor you can be and be the most helpful person you can be to
Starting point is 01:00:11 everyone trust me you will forget all about revenge has a way of getting even not a sermon just a thought now if you are at home thinking jeremy did exactly the punctuation you would read while looking at the the the actual text of this he did a much more polite reading did i oh well there's a lot of exclamation if there's like 10 exclamation points or question marks in a row every time one shows yes that is there's all caps there's yeah it's a lot this was just the way it should have been written and if it's a good point well okay what if though okay can you scroll back to the question yes so what bothers which does the most how to get revenge on which this person didn't say that a witch cursed me or like did a magic on me all they said was how do i get revenge on a witch
Starting point is 01:01:04 And this person's coming out and being like, magic's not real, so just shut up about the moon and feathers and things of that nature. It could just be that a witch stole his parking spot. And he's like, okay, how do I piss this witch off? Because I want to get back. I like that you said it in a Bill Maher voice, too, because it did have sort of a Bill Maher vibe. It did. The witch defender has locked on. The witches aren't real, okay?
Starting point is 01:01:28 It's wrong to get revenge on something that's not magical. There's only one type of witch. It's the Democrat teens. It's the DSA. He's always saying that. It's really hot in here. Islam is a religion of selfishness. All the genes and things of that nature.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Oh, goodkindoftheaterkid555 says, the biggest thing you can think about is that whenever you do it, especially to a witch. We'll come back to you three times. I read the other responses that I agree with. One says, seek forgiveness instead. Karma spelled wrong. The C.
Starting point is 01:02:07 We'll come back to whoever did you wrong just fine. Good kind of theater. Everyone, when a picture. Oh, well, of course, they're bisexual. Peter Griffin with big nails. Feminist, LGBTQ plus activist, BLM pro-choice. What? Is this kind of person on Quora?
Starting point is 01:02:24 Apparently. That's Peter Griffin. Five years ago and only 35 answers, but a little bit. This looks like a 20-something-year-old on Quora, though, and that's really strange to me. The median age demographic is around 65. Yeah. Someone says, why do I like to smell my dirty underwear? And Good Kind of Theater Kid says, I think that's a you problem, my friend.
Starting point is 01:02:47 They were serving too much tea on here. And then someone else says, why does my body odor smell like maple syrup? And Good Theater Kid says, because you're lucky, I'd much rather my body smell like maple syrup when I sweat than a dead rat's left ass cheek. Appreciate it, winky face. Or crying smiley face. What are you saying to me? What are you saying, Amphora? If your body odor smells like maple syrup, you might have a gin and you should call the guy.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Canadian gin. If your pee smells like maple syrup, isn't that like your diet? That's how you have the sugars. Is it? Because it's so sweet. It's like a diabetes thing. Yeah, diabetes. Yeah, there's not supposed to smell like nipples.
Starting point is 01:03:23 You got the sugars. Claire, do you need to go to the doctor? No, I don't. Not today. Okay, just the way you said that, I feel like it sounded like you maybe were realizing that you might have the sugars. No, but now I feel like I should keep an eye out.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Yeah, it's good to check. You smell so sweet. Okay, well, do you want to do a listener question and then call it here? Sure, let's do a listener question. If you have a Quora-style question for us, please write in to Quoraiders at gmail.com. Keep it under 30 seconds,
Starting point is 01:03:56 and we will read it for our recurring segment, Is That Okay? Is that okay? We do not listen to these before we play them. I'm going to click this one that says, P.S. Alex, I love you too. Oh, I love you. There's two questions here.
Starting point is 01:04:15 I love you. There we go. I'm picking one. uh hey jeremy and claire i was wondering uh where does come from i was gonna look it up on quora but i don't want any spoilers okay thanks love you bye what do you say i don't know play it again play it again uh hey jeremy and claire i was wondering uh where does dirt come from I genuinely Hey hey hey
Starting point is 01:04:48 They said they love me too You were not asked They said they love me too I infer an answer This is for me, Claire, and Barrett to answer It did make me really mad when they didn't say my name in it I tried to listen to it twice I got too mad
Starting point is 01:05:05 But that's fine I guess you answer the dirt question I'll just sit here from? I feel like there was a big anime about this, but what could it be? I guess we'll never know. We kind of do know.
Starting point is 01:05:21 I don't want to blame it all on gins. I don't think they helped. No, I think you're right. I think a gin is old enough where you could ask one where the dirt came from. Probably there when it was made. At least the ground, right?
Starting point is 01:05:40 Came from ground. certainly from down not up yeah dirt come from down we don't know that what do you we don't know that i'm at the point of where we're asking where dirt came from isn't it just like it's all stardust or whatever this planet has a heat and cool for millions of years this is why you were not part of the question because you're doing this fucking carl sagan ass bullshit i don't i'm not gonna pretend all dirt is stardust i don't know where the dirt it comes from the ground that's fine worms i'm here to learn the dirt came from worms you heard it first ever heard of worms it's their poop the dirt came from worms thank you so much for writing again please send us an
Starting point is 01:06:26 email and that has been another week of the quarrieders podcast all right thank you so much for coming on yeah thanks for having me back we treasure your friendship well me too okay good where can our listeners find you at home and abroad uh yeah i'm i'm on blue sky at merit k and then um i have a patreon that's a newsletter which i jumped on the newsletter thing about a decade after it hit its peak but uh it's still fun it's patreon.com slash Mary Kay. I post a lot of stuff on there that I've stopped posting on social media because I'm tired of giving away
Starting point is 01:07:06 all my best stuff for free. Very smart. Get paid for that. InnovativeRuckia.com Check out newspapers. Check out reading newsletters. Check out Mary Kay's newsletter. And books. Do you have multiple books, Mary, or is it just one?
Starting point is 01:07:24 I guess I have multiple books, yeah. You guess? Sometimes I black out right i forget sometimes yeah it's like i blank uh yeah i've got the land party book a couple years a year and a half ago it's like a coffee table book of pictures of nerds in the 2000s playing computer games which uh it's pretty fun so yeah the go to the bookstore don't buy it off amazon i mean you can it's the same to me either way like in terms of the money but um you know go to go to bookstore not a good kindle read get out of the house get out of the house your parents are worried about
Starting point is 01:07:59 you yeah if you touch dirt it comes from the ground it comes from worms comes from worms if you would like more of our show and to support it because it does not have ads you should go to patreon.com slash quarators we really appreciate contributions from listeners like you back there we go on other kinds of websites honestly mostly what we've been doing is watching short form vertical movies right we've been watching four minutes of a movie at a time yeah rules because we have to explain so much of it every time. My brain is leaking out of my ears every time
Starting point is 01:08:34 we watch that shit. We're on minute like 20 of this movie. We're going to do it every week until we're done. Until somebody throws up. So please go to patreon.com slash Quarriors. We would love to see you there. And until next week, of course, question everything.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Bye-bye.

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