Quorators - Villains Mindset w/ Caleb from Kill The Computer

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded? Why some girls has no civic sense? ow can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work? --- Listen to Caleb's podcast Kill The Computer Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

recording in progress now i'm hitting record on everything and everything's recording and it's beautiful it isn't that nice this is the best podcast we've ever done and we're gonna full screen google chrome for this one you're saying what did your wife tell you alex what did she tell you about how to be nice to people she said that we're in charge of our own decisions and you can be as mean as you want that's what she implied with her statement i don't need to mention talking a lot uh do you feel like talking a little less maybe we weren't recording any of this conversation you can't call back to me five minutes ago i can explain it your wife told you that you should ask people to do

things directly instead of saying you want to do x yes because i very passive-aggressively request to have uh my servants perform tasks for me so you're saying to like your your infant baby like You want to eat all that slop or what? That's a sentence I say commonly to babies. Also, probably something I say on this podcast all the time. But anyway, it wasn't in a way that I need to stop doing that. It's just something she noticed about the way she talks because I poisoned her brain. Folks, it's Quarators.

I don't know if this will go through, but we're going to press the theme song now. We're back in New York City Recording a podcast Live on the net It's War Raiders Season 6 Live on the internet Cyber era

We're here again All of your favorite hosts We're talking Jeremy Kablowitz We're talking Claire O'Kane Alex Patak is here And we have an amazing guest today, all the way from this Computer Kills podcast. No, Kill the Computer. Kill the Computer podcast.

It's like, you can't even... You're close enough. We're going to get that one in post. We're not. We have Caleb here today. Caleb, welcome to the show. Thanks for having me, guys. Caleb, how do you feel about computers?

Neutral. Ambivalent. Oh, my God, he admitted. Taking this away from you. No, I'm drinking that. um well often on the computer you can find a forum of ideas whoa this is often the text of our show this is what we discuss here we go on quora we're america's premier quora-based podcast we start the show i usually do a weather announcement it's pretty gloomy i said the

matter of the fact is that in this free exchange of ideas anything is up for grabs and so we're exploring that today with kind of a twisted theme. We were hoping that you would like it. This week's theme is A Villain's Mindset. Caleb, you ever been on this Quora.com before? I've heard of it, yeah.

What's your take on it? Do you have any strong opinions on Quora.com as a computer killer? I really love a sort of place where it's incentivized for a gathering of the minds. Anytime that you're getting professional opinion havers amateur opinion havers let's say nobody's getting paid here really it is just a

it's a confluence of of good stuff yeah it's a quorum of professionals who are actually not professional i so rarely hear the word quorum used really and it's so helpful that's where it's so close to the name of the website we go on every week i'm infinitely close to it without ever quite touching and also while on quora i rarely feel a quorum is reached it's usually a arcane question followed by somebody answering and saying what do you mean and that's the end of the discussion i love that we're just on quora right now and i can see the like spaces we are subscribed to like lovely mature women what a good website i gotta say the header on Lovely Mature Women and the

PFP are both relatively younger women. Yeah. I gotta say. This is a quorum of mature women. It is. The women have come to a quorum on looking good. I think we had one week where you signed us up to all of these. Yeah, I'm not going to click on

all of them because we've done them before. We're dating 50, 60, 70. We can click on Black Granny a little bit. Then again, AI Granny. it's an ai black grandma not once have i seen a granny look this shiny i'm so sick of ai taking all of the jobs from black grandmothers who are trying to meet senior singles on quora that is so fucked up it must be so frustrating to be a senior single here and then to click on this and be like it's not even a real dame i'm sick of all this granny slop

granny slop is accurately what i would describe uh the food of granny cooks but it's a positive connotation we love granny it's comfortable food cornbread granny slop meals i had a very austere irish grandmother who would have us make like boiled chicken and it was It was not any kind of prize slop that one would have lost over. That's actual slop, I think. That's mostly to survive a famine, but that's neither here nor there. Let's have a meal that teaches you a life skill. The skill being eat, for the love of God.

Please. You might not get a chance to again. Let's go on to our space of the week. Hit the button for our space of the week. Again, the theme is villains. mindset these are kind of uh twisted incel adjacent questions we had a build-up in the dock and this is our space of the week space of the week i'm starting to see why you guys brought me on here now we thought you could relate to this this is of course the space red pill philosophy

which is male logic comma femme slash emotion comma relationships depression anxiety loneliness It's Intel OCD. I mean, pretty... Ooh, OCD. It's got a wide net. It's got 640 followers. A smaller little pond. That's less than Black Granny's.

Way less. Black Granny's is at 1K, but how many of those people are... I mean, we are in Black Granny's. Yeah, well, we're also in Red Pill Philosophy because I'm pressing follow right now. By an email. I just felt my email cry out in pain.

Red Pill Philosophy. okay so just to describe what i'm looking at here their profile picture is the blurriest photo i've ever seen of maybe an army guy in the woods it's a compound guy and then let's be real this is a paintball costume yes you're right that's probably true um and then their cover photo is like default shapes yes the header it appears to be if you if you had to teach a child uh all of them real quick You could start with Lemon Wedge. Sure. Donut.

I would say sort of Roly Poly Oly vibe if we got in here. Do you guys remember that? Jeremy, are you too young for that? I don't know Roly Poly Oly, but I can guess at what it is. Bro doesn't know Roly Poly Oly. I'm the world's baldest 17-year-old. Oh, my God. He's small and short and round?

Sound familiar? Roly Poly Oly heads going wild in the chat right now, but that's neither here nor there. It's not really a space for shapes. There just happens to be some shapes in case you get too mad thinking about women while on the page. Now, I have some selections from here

because they cover a wide gamut. Okay. And some of them are better than others, but these cut to the core. Here's a question from the Red Pill Philosophy Space. Why aren't women responsible to their word like men are? Claire? Claire is a woman.

That's a really good question. Are you responsible to your word? Is it a lack of honor? I'm sort of responsible on every other aspect except to my word. For instance, when husband clogged toilet, I declog. When husband track in mud, I wipe away. So in that way, I'm responsible. When husband can't find the check.

Why are you saying this like you're the poem about the footprints in the sand? because i may not be responsible with my word but i am colorful with my word and all women are poets if you think about it and all vaginas are flowers if you look at them upside down and you paint them and you're a lesbian i mean i'm not really finding an issue with anything that you're saying here but uh yeah i think that the thing is that because your soul is missing an honorable patch uh you choose the path of lies more quickly is that what you're saying sure it's all because of that snake with that apple that he made you eat ironically not any religion questions today kelby ever enter interact with these lying women

women are only lying because of institutional bias they were never allowed to be uh involved in chivalrous activities such as knights. Oh. And so generations of exclusion have forced women to become liars, I feel. I think that's so true. Okay, but what about Mulan? Yeah, it's not my fault.

It never had the chance, other than Mulan. What about Brienne of Tarth? Well, I mean... Strong fictional women. Fuck, that show was so bad. Oh, yeah, that kind of undoes the whole point, doesn't it? Huh, well... She does become a knight.

Not to get hung up on Game of Thrones too long. The best part of these questions is always reading the answers, and so we have a top one from Jerry Bruckhardt here, whose flair is the happy misogynist. Come on, man. I like that. By the way, the happy misogynist, one of my favorite T-shirt brands. I'm so sick of these sad misogynists.

What are you so glum about? Joyfully participating in the sorrows of the world. Jerry says, hi, Tony. One word. Emotions. Accountability can only be found in the logical region of the mind. We have a saying in the red pill. Accountability is a woman's kryptonite.

Wow. Now, it is so rare I give this award out, but this was a perfect Quora answer. I wonder how this guy feels that he's implying that women are Superman. They are. And that they have a kryptonite. Their vaginas are flowers. They do have flowers. Please upvote, Jerry, and scroll down.

I would like to see it. So all this stuff tracks specifically with the Quarrior's World because I am almost 100% late to every recording, even virtually. Whether it's because I do not poop long enough ahead of time and I wait till the very last moment before recording. I assume you wait to record to poop. Like I used to have a manager who would only call me when he was doing alternate side parking. and I assume it's a similar situation with you and pooping where you're like,

gotta save my poop for the podcast. That's a good 10 minutes I can hop off. See, accountability comes with not having to multitask. Women are prone to multitasking, at least in this particular country. In your defense, I don't think you ever give us your word

that you will be on time. That's true. That's true. So I have neither lied nor told the truth. It's kind of a Gandalfian workaround. Eclair is never late. We have another answer by Callan, who is a gadfly philosopher. He says, many women are loyal to their feelings, not their word.

Practically, this means such women are fickle as hell and cannot be relied upon. And they be shopping. Yeah, their feelings tell them to shop. I find that to be generally true. I don't want to get stuck on this one thing for too long, but I really want to click on the Happy Misogynist account. Jerry Brockhart? Yeah, I'm just so curious. I love his movies.

I like the way he looks. He's got the classic angle of a sort of misogynist online. Ah, a member of the Pennsylvania Militia. Okay. Whoa. I feel like you're not supposed to say that. Let's talk OPSEC. Wait, he's in this space.

the nook for incels and the women that seek them. Go ahead and click that space real quick. And he's also in a space called Lover's Guy. Yo. Jerry. This is less of a space, more of a nook. Okay, hold on. There's 33 followers

in this nook. So we can see if any of them are women. And so we're seeing one. Catherine. So she's a woman. Sweet Buddy could be a woman. Janine. Karina. That's three. Mary for Brenda 5 Willow 6. So six

people in this group are women who seek incels. That's a better percentage than I thought we were going to get. I was looking for zero honestly. Dating is so hard. By the way. This space is for the purpose of helping incels and the rare women that sympathize with and support them connect for mutual benefit. What's the point of sympathizing

with them? Because they spend the whole time being like I'll never have you. They're dedicated to not dating you. My wrists are too thin to date you. Leave me alone. I'd snap in half. Catherine commenting on all the posts like,

you're so right, honey. You'll never have me. I am a prize you'll never win. I am the jewel that cannot be nabbed. That's a great nook. Jerry has three questions. Should we look at Lover's Guide? Hold on.

I want to read Jerry's three questions. This is the happy misogynist. His question, number one, are you still interested in the red pill? number two do you have any interest in an admin position in a red pill philosophy space and why are my reply so many of my replies being deleted by an admin okay some sort of story being told here i mean they're for the grace of god go all of us because how many of us have had an admin issue damn in our red pill philosophy space that we're trying to get mods or frauds dude i love

that uh do you have any interest in an admin position in a red pill philosophy space zero answers. Everybody wants to reap the benefits of this space, but nobody wants to do the work. That's right. Who will clean the dishes in the red pill utopia? It's just like being an open mic host. I'm going to click on lover's guide just to real

quick see what's in lover's guide. Well, it appears to be two lovers sharing a little peck. Oh, their photo? Yeah, or a vampire biting his meal. Most recent question on here is I want a girlfriend by ages 18. I'm a very handsome boy.

What should I do? Stop calling yourself a handsome boy, first of all. Jot that down. There's an answer on that one. A handsome boy here. Okay, let's see what the answer is. Oh, it's from Jerry. Oh, it's from Jerry.

It is locked on Quora Plus. It's locked behind Quora Plus. This is the year we get Quora Plus, by the way. Is it? I've decided. Is it? We're going to have some changes around here. We're going to shell out.

Quora Plus is where all the really good answers are. Yeah, that's all the best stuff. This is where Jerry decides he deserves to be paid for whatever this is. Although he said the same thing we did. The first thing you need to do is stop calling yourself a boy. The second thing you need to do is forget about girls. Seriously, not trying to be funny. The best way to get one is to ignore them.

Respect, Jerry. Bam. I assume Jerry slings around crazy dick. Wait, what? Well, he's in lover's space. I think he's spending a lot of time piping them down. Uh-huh. Oh, you think he's got hog?

Yeah. When you say slinging dick, I assumed you meant that he was fucking men. No, he's slinging his dick. That's what I thought. That's what the Pennsylvania militia is all about. Yeah. It gets lonely in the militia. We shoot off our guns and not the ones that kill.

They're in sleeping bags every night. I mean. He says romantic love doesn't exist. Oh, he does. Wait, what? Actually, it does. it's called infatuation and it's happening millions of times every day. What is rare is actual love.

I've been told it takes decades to develop and many if not most. If you have a fucking clause like this in your love answers, you're not an incel. Yeah, I agree. Incels are supposed to be like everyone thinks I'm a bug. Yeah. I think this guy's a fake incel. Fake incel. You get pussy. Incel.

Shut up. This is why he's the happy misogynist. He actually thinks women are mostly fine. You're swinging, hog. All right. Let's move on to a second one here because I don't Now we're caught up on Jerry. Okay, here's another question from The Space. Is any woman over 35 years old to be in a relationship with a 30-year-old man?

Submission accepted by Jerry Bruckhardt. Jerry's everywhere. You can't get away from him. Is any woman over 35 years old to be in a relationship? With a 30-year-old man. But what does that mean? It's like Shakespeare. Okay.

Are you to be? um i think 35 year old woman is to be in a relationship with 30 year old man i think i must have met one or two i feel like it's totally fine caleb would you like to read this answer here because it's going to start a discussion sure the woman being 35 is a little problematic is she looking to have children and more importantly if she's going forward with this does the younger man want children if they're if not there is a little point in going forward if having children is what she wants somewhat locked into the child i like the idea of incels being like this is still an age gap i know i'm an incel age plus seven says pmh cynic x nice guy yeah my main thing is that

not even a 100-year-old crone would make love to me, but if they were, I would request a breedable mare. It's so ironic to be focused on the child portion of this. I mean, you're not getting

anything. It's a beggars can't be choosers. I know, right? You're desperate for a woman, but then you have all these rules for them? Get rid of these rules. You're not Bill Maher. P.M.H. new rule new rule

if you're 35 you can't date a 30 year old that's something he would certainly never say no not at all

a bold faced lie oh we have a comment by a woman oh wow here we go woman alert she starts I'm confused

typical many women give birth even in their late 40s they do produce less eggs as they age but IVF has made it

possible for women of any age to become pregnant. How do we know she's not lying? Yeah, that's the thing. This could be one of her many schemes. Right underneath, there's a reason we know, which is there's a response that says, carefully fact-checked.

But he says you're right. Somebody else read this and was like, that's a fucking lie. Well, it's PMH Cynic who said it. He came back to be like, well, masterful play, Jacqueline. Cynic no more. I mean, it's kind of a jackpot to get a woman to answer your comment on red pill philosophy.

Yeah. That can't happen very often. Yeah. I don't know. This feels very different red pill from like Reddit red pill. Quora red pill is much more of a, dare I say, quorum, a space for discussion. I'm not sure that's correct. But they are getting a lot.

It's a much kinder environment and community. We don't get a lot of like the insult parlance where everything is, you know, suffix cell, this and that. Nobody's calling each other slurs. Not racist at all so far. What's the really disgusting thing that they call women? There's so many things. It's like a slur. A foid.

A foid. I found out what that is last year. It's really gross. It's like a venereal disease wart or something. And they just call women foids. but I think it's just one of those words that just the construction of it is so gross due to the sounds

that it doesn't matter what it means because you say it out loud and you're like Foyd is it an acronym? no I think it's just the name of a word Femoyd oh interesting I'm going to probably intrusive thought use this

by accident at the wrong time now yeah you're going to screw up I'm going to be like at a job interview and I'm going to be talking to the person interviewing me and be like, thank you. Also, you're a Foyd. No! It also is bad because it reminds one of the Noid.

Yes, that's the thing is I wanted to call her the Noid because she loves me. And you're supposed to avoid that. Yeah, avoid the Foyd. Foyd craves the Noid. Okay, let's do this last question in this space. Why won't men admit they love dating and marrying women with ADHD?

Why? Is it because they're easier to control? Is that the idea? You have ADHD, Alex. Do you feel like your wife loves you because of it? No. Well, I feel the opposite of that, really. It's kind of a burden.

She's always saying things like, did you hear anything I just said? And I've been talking to you for minutes. What did I just say? Stuff like that. I think that men... yes oh he's a lot we've lost him no i'm thinking it through a little bit excuse me what did i just say i'm remembering entire dragon ball z episodes in the middle so it's difficult but i think that

men they power trip marrying adhd women because it's like they're under a wizard spell okay thank you that's all i want to say i'll take the rest of my answer off air you do get you do get free uh access to adderall oh yeah it's basically meth and here's the thing is people don't know Well, the Adderall is fun to take. Right. It's a recreational truck. It's an upper, and it gets you going. Now, you do come down at the end, and that's part of it,

but it makes math class just a little bit of fun. I would like to read more. We have Callan again. There's not that many actual users in the space. It's, again, small space. It's a community. Is it just the militia? Is it Jerry Bruckhardt's militia that also has a space you can use?

That's interesting. We should check this guy's account and see if he's also in the Pennsylvania militia. FBI on here doing like the easiest connect the dots to have 20 guys. But first we'll goad them into killing some people so we can catch them. Callan, you should bring a gun to work. They don't respect you, Callan. Callan says... Because they don't, they are a pain in the ass.

Says that women are a pain in the ass, which again is... And Jerry says, I would be curious to know what your evidence is to substantiate your claim. Nobody's buying this one, Hotshot. I'm going to Callan. Okay. Callan is a gadfly philosopher, so I guess he's not really a, he doesn't live in Philadelphia. He's a sugar daddy. He is in sugar daddy dating.

Oh, hell yeah. So he's a red-pilled sugar daddy. He's in many sugar daddy things. And he's in sugar baby dating. Does this imply he used to be a sugar baby? I also really like philosophy, parentheses, gaining wisdom, which is what I'm also in the space of in life. I'm in that space as well. Because the sugar daddy dating is a topic, unfortunately.

Now, we've been on Quora for three years. I don't understand how the topics work. It's just not a space. It's just a collection of questions. I think the closest analogy to a more popular website would be a hashtag. Like it's the things that are grouped based on their keywords. Anyway, so he answered this question yesterday. Why do people avoid dating nurses, he says, because they've seen every dick in town.

I don't know if that's true. I don't feel like that's true at all. I don't think anyone is turning down nurses because they've seen every dick in town. I don't think any nurse has seen my dick. Now, this has come up on Quora a lot, but nurses do look at your dick when you're in a coma from surgery, and they judge if it's big. Right. Is that true? When they see really big ones, they tell their nurse friends, and they giggle.

They do giggle behind her back. That's awesome. I'm sure he was hit by a car, but he's very gifted. Check out the hog on this. What a waste, they say. I'm sure he was hit by a car, but he's got a dump truck in the back. He shouldn't have been riding that horse. Parentheses, penis.

This is a confused nurse who said that one. The nurse who doesn't make a lot of sense all the time. All right. Anyone have any final thoughts on red pill philosophy before I move on to other questions? Because I feel like there's not much. A hidden gem. Notice for ladies, blue pills, white nights, simps, man, gynas, and cucks, this is a men's space where men are allowed to speak freely.

Wow, finally somewhere. This is probably the one place on the internet. Yeah. Absent the gynocentric tone controls normally expected, you are more than welcome to comment here, but just let it be known, you will not be disrespectful or dismissive of men or their opinions based on life experiences. Just because what a man says may not apply to you

doesn't mean his experience or opinion is incorrect. He is not talking about you. It goes on for a long time. I can't read all of it. I don't know. I feel safe in this space. That's good. I think it says something that there are women commenting here.

It's for whatever reason a more friendly incel space than... We'll say what you will about Jerry, but he keeps it clean. He's so happy is the thing. And a talented lover, to say the least. And he has a gun. And he's ready to kill. Do you know how we go on here sometimes?

We're like, oh, that guy will come see this and kill me. I feel like Jerry is, like, top of the list. He doesn't live that far. He could easily get here. He has weapons experience. We have a camera pointing at us. He's politically radicalized. We're femboys.

We post your address in every episode. We're blue-pilled white knights. You're manginas for sure. Yeah, we might be manginas. Thank you for saying that, Claire. We're beautiful flowers, so that's fine. That's true, that's true. But no further ado.

Hit the Quoker button, our incel and manosphere segment, where we listen to the theme that Alex created. It's the Quoker. Look out, leaping from tree to tree. Question number one. Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded? It's a lost art. There's a real reason, and honestly, I'm going to be so fucking real for this.

maybe this is more true now than it was 11 years ago when this question was asked but everybody's click clacking away on their computer digital worlds that they're not out in the streets anymore so there's no benefit to being like good at flipping a knife around have we done this already on the podcast this question no i think it's just been in the dock for like okay two years that's what's happened caleb are you streetwise i uh i grew up yeah i grew up on the mean streets of tacoma washington dude do you feel like it's regarded highly well you know it used to be but then the computer happened phone happened and now we're all soy yeah we all have gps it's that tacoma aroma that's right well they they worked on that it's gone it's mostly gone now it doesn't

smell anymore you guys tacoma used to stink it did is this a real thing yeah the the bunch of like uh big companies were just like dumping chemicals and shit into the sound down there and the epa had to like bust a bunch of people is this a real i almost made light of this situation because i just thought claire was rhyming again no it's a real dude it's a real thing that's a coma aroma you can google it so like all these companies were like dumping and like in these abandoned train tunnels that like went into the puget sound they were just like dumping shit in there and then so it smelled at low tide really bad for like 20 years down there oh okay so to answer the question uh being streetwise was not highly regarded then because

it was dangerous to be outside well you know if you were a coward i was out there dude i was out there stinking it up with the boys yeah i really thought claire was just spitting on mike it just sounds like things you usually say yeah i am sort of always rhyming and uh being rude to the guests no punches pulled there i mean i guess it's like only fair if it rhymes that well you should dump It's one of those things you just have to accept. It's like the one thing that people know about this place is the Tacoma aroma. If you name your town Tacoma, people are going to dump

chemicals in it. Yeah, that's just how it goes. I want to read this answer by Anonymous, the Hacker Collective. Here is my theory. Anyone can refute it. I feel that being streetwise is the lowest form of human intelligence. I do debate that.

There's definitely lower forms of human intelligence. This type of intelligence is more reactive and Restrictive in nature, you are confined to opponent's rules. And you are reacting to a situation that you are thrust upon, rather than solving a difficult problem given ample time and resources or correctly developing something novel. Somehow we humans find such pleasure in being streetwise. We find such pleasure in things such as crisis management, games, and drama.

We do. On the other hand, the person who is forming the rule ultimately has the last laugh. That is a huge upvote from me, big dog. That's from 11 years ago. Whoa. This guy's at a head of his time. When you play the game, you find the shame. See, that's what I thought Claire was doing.

That's not a true thing. I thought it was fake. It was just rhymes. Don't laugh about game shame. It's actually a horrible chemical disaster. What do you think is your opponent's rules? Well, it's because they make the rules. Who are the opponents?

The street? Like teachers? Teachers. Raccoons eating out of... Older siblings. Yeah. The police do make the rules. Street rats.

Oh, yeah, Aladdin. Okay, this is a really good answer here. So Stuart Lee, in response to Anonymous, says, A streetwise person will always outsmart a academically clever person. Hands down, sweetheart. Hold on. I'm going back to the gun sound. Shots fired by Stuart Lee.

A lot of grammatical errors in that one, so it's kind of hard to... It's true. Well, they're not saying that they are an academic themselves. Now, Stuart Lee is a former retired electrician who has one question ever. Are the extremists left trying to bring down the U.S.? 25 answers on that. Good question. Powerful question.

Was it yes? Should we say yes? I would say yes. That's a big yes. Yup. Great. 100%. I mean, we're doing Subway takes on this guy.

Yeah. 100% agree. They're taking him down. Okay. Any other answers on this? Elise Yang, who's a part-time cat, full-time short girl. Meow. It says, I highly regard people who have those skills, so it's hard for me to answer your question.

But here are some possibilities. Semper fi, streetwise young man. One, since being streetwise does not usually require someone to engage in formal study, it's seen as less valuable than academic knowledge. Two, following from the first point, being streetwise is usually achieved through natural talent and or self-study, so it's hard for other people to see the effort that went into it. Huh. Number three, some people might resent others who are streetwise because they dislike those who can outwit them. That's so true. At number four, some people might assume that someone streetwise has bad character,

since being streetwise makes it easier to get away with ethically questionable activities. The skills of the thief. What does that mean? Well, because you have more options in the morality tree to do lawful neutral or criminal evil. But I would say many criminals have gone to Harvard. Claire! You can't say that on podcast Claire you know this podcast

Is owned by several billionaires We cannot upset them What will Mark Cuban think Our main sponsor You guys just really want to get into the lampoon I do want to get into the lampoon I'm not joking around at all Harvard lampoon if you are listening

Consider this my resume I have some witty little headlines for you Wait till you see what I got whipped up for your parody newspaper. Mark Cuban. Ten funny phrases to say at the market. Mark Cuban does sponsor a comedy group. Yeah, I know.

Almost Friday, guys. Yeah. The inventors of beer. They're like his little jesters. Who? Sorry? Mark Cuban? Who are his jesters?

There's this comedy group called Almost Friday that they make all of these very highly produced sketch comedy things on youtube that look like they're from movies and i was like why is this possible and i looked it up and it was like well their company's owned by mark cuban and it's i don't know he's just i would love to see that episode of shark tank they must have made him we will only lose you money they're funny they're very funny they've found uh some sort of like old school patronage yeah you know like we have patrons in the sense that we have like people who give us five dollars and we send them a podcast episode he's got like a renaissance

patron yeah that's what you want you know what i mean paint this sketch comedy on my ceiling for me boys you gotta go to their house and like impress them exactly seems cool yeah you gotta find an evil man and catch his eye the worst person there is back when the fool was a profession that was respected i know it's sadly it's gone the way of being streetwise i show people my underwear and they don't give me any money let's go to the next question i think we got a whole Okay, all right. We've discussed being strong. Now, this is in the space of dating advice,

which is letsmakepartner.cora.com. And the question is, why some girls has no civic sense? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh, honey. This is a space for those seeking genuine friendships. Join us at Connect. Claire?

Claire is the girl on the pod. I'm struggling to remember the definition of civic. So I guess it'd be like you don't vote. You don't run Germany? Why do you hate America, Claire? Because it won't let me have baby with money. All Claire wants is money to have baby. The rumors are right.

You're like the person they're looking for in the incel forum, where you're just like, all I want is a baby. That's all I want. This question is from an Indian man. named Payal, who's a love expert at heart, and has asked 4,000 questions and has 17,000 followers. And he's still got

banned? Curious kitten! Power user. Banned recently because he was posting in December. Oh, and his last question, what's the hidden side of social media? Oh, he got too close to the truth! You're gonna catch a ban for that, Payal. They banned him! Payal dipped the toe.

They sniped him, dude. They sniped his ass. Wow. he has some really great questions like how do girls save money by falling in love with a boy and then breaking up why girls love night party but not boys we love night party but we don't love boys

and we love night party more than boys this is that good Charlotte song I've heard this before how does that go again could you sing it for me girls don't like boys girls like night party girls like night party girls want money to have baby what is the sad reality of shopping i'm sorry i don't mean to to pry i just got to know what

the sad reality of shopping is two answers here so we will find out top one here it is what you can eat for the money people have now okay wait let's spend a minute with this I feel like I have a concussion reading these. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. This is the concussion website. It's highly unusual. That was from Eric.

It is what you can eat for the, space, space, money people have now. Claire's left. Claire walked away. She's got to think about it. Never considered shopping. Now, there is an answer here from Don Zebert JD Sexual Wisdom responding to Eric. and he says, I stay short of money. Kids used to hit me up all the time.

Laugh emoji. You gotta laugh. You gotta laugh. At the end of the day, you gotta laugh. That is some classic sexual wisdom. Sexual wisdom in the handle. That's powerful. And now this guy seems to be some sort of

like AI-generated wizard. He has an Alan Moore beard. Sharp-dressed man, plays the blues and loves the blues. Big fan of Joe Bonamassa. Beth Hart. I don't know who that is. Oh, there's his real picture. he smokes hard he's kind of like a type is that his tiktok handle oh hell yeah dude that is his

wait we got to find this guy's tiktok dude i want to see if he's playing some mean blues licks yeah i hope he's playing instruments and not just i don't know discussing pontificating okay let's go to jd zbert this is him oh there he is we can see his video so he's not ai that he got he's got a beard like that this is a dangerous podcast that we do isn't it the most dangerous game i'm gonna click on one of these videos and see the one with him in the fancy hat all right i don't think he's gonna be talking in it though oh he is oh he's talking no this seems like ai though right so this is like a photo of him and now he has ai i do not know that answer right now but i will do everything in my power to get that information for you

oh okay i do not know okay he's using ai to make him say a line from a movie he's kind of lip syncing i don't know i'm not sure he claims to be an electrical engineer for nasa i don't know if i believe that guys no i think that he's lying he has a big sticker that says sit on my face where do you see that oh yeah it's one of his tiktoks he has a lot of he's a lot of his posts are just like the photo for the tesla logo right that's cool no no music no comment just the tesla logo it's the tesla logo okay did you see the one that appears to be hillary clinton next to that is that who that that is Hillary Clinton she's in blackface

yeah okay I didn't want to say that part this is blackface Hillary Clinton you know I didn't like when she did that yeah that was not cool that was wild I know you thought it would be funny that you'd win the election she thought that would win her the 2016 election

that's the craziest gif I've ever seen there's a peace sign there's a peace dove and then there's a blackface I'm going to insist we get off of this supposed to go together i just wanted to hear his voice off of the tiktok page there's nothing not a podcast he's got a lot of followers he's got a thousand it's not bad it's sexual wisdom sorry i had to leave the room i didn't want to be held accountable for the

the things these are questions that you were going to say about him his his questions are things like what is alex it's it's alex things like what is it jd vance and then a url for That's not even a question. That's just a link to a Fox News article. This is my favorite thing people have been doing on Quora. Wait, he has a question. Where can I find someone to watch me now? Buddy, we're trying.

Yeah. You haven't posted any fucking videos. I'm kind of starting to believe that none of these are his real picture and that he made, okay, I'm horny. Would you watch me masturbate? Oh, boy, they're starting to get good. He made like an online version of himself that gets animated, and that's what you would be watching masturbate.

I'm an outdoor sex enthusiast, although I like having sex in public areas and not getting caught. What should I do? What should I do? You should have sex in outdoor areas. What do you mean? Can I get to chat?

Hi, don't I know you? These are all perfect questions. Three answers. This is when he was still learning the platform, I feel. I think I'm really in joy for you to let me taste of your pussy and then set you on my face and then fuck, hell, are you doing style?

Damn, interesting. Spoken like a true electrical engineer for NASA. This is what they're trying to figure out at NASA now. This is, are you doing style? And how can I get you to let me taste your pussy? This is why we're not on Mars. America's top minds are trying to figure out how we can get more people to watch us masturbate. All right, I'm going to go to the next question.

This, of course, was all from why some girls has no civic sense. Still no answer. I'll never find out. Here's another one from our incel topic. G-string bikinis for men are irritating, asshole. How this manage? I guess you got to move it. It's hard to set it aside from the asshole.

There's really nowhere else for it to go. It's just going to string your ass. Well, but men often will have big flat ass, and then maybe it won't get sucked in because it just bounces around the square. so if you pull it out it might not get back in too quick i guess is what i'm saying i'm sort of picturing like you're playing snake on your phone and the snake is sort of the g-string in this scenario so it's sort of moving around the square a perfect analogy yeah the g-string eating little

dots that make it longer it gets bigger as it goes around my square butt exactly i don't think and this is not me trying to disparage anything but i just have never seen a g-string bikinis for men uh it's i haven't gone looking for it i've seen men in speedos and i've seen men in like small bathing suits but g-string specifically i i guess just i haven't seen would a g-string bikini for a man functionally be any different than it is for a woman night and Really? Are you the same asshole? Night and day.

Assholes are assholes, baby. Yeah, but you're not considering how that big, crazy snake down there gets to play. Yeah, so it changes the trajectory of the string. But on a thing that this guy's old enough, Beachlover62, what happened to suffering for your craft? Okay, so yeah, there's a comment here from Beachlover62, who's straight male wearer of thong slash g-string underwear and swimwear. This is exactly what I wanted to hear from. now beach lover 62 says if they are rubbing you the wrong way i would bet that they are they're too small or the fabric is rough most likely you are pulling them too high and tight or the groin

string itself is too short in the first place i've had some with shiny metallic discs fused to the fabric that look amazing but act like sandpaper against the anus if i'm just laying out it's not so bad but walking in them is no fun i no longer buy suits with this type of fabric i will however Carry one that I already own with me to the beach Then change in the water Change in the water? What are you talking about, BeachLover62? Short of some kind of disaster

I can't imagine why you would have to do that Also, shiny metallic discs Do I have weird bathing suits with no discs in them? I think he's talking about sequins But he's so straight He has no concept of the word I don't even know what they are They're like discs

They're like little metallic discs You know those shiny dudes In my g-string The idea that he loves g-strings But he doesn't know what sequins are Is so funny to me Oh he knows His little category for himself

Is straight male wearer of thong Slash g-string underwear and swimwear He knows Yeah. He's been around the block as well. Is that him? That's him, baby. Nice.

It's like a cartoon version of him. This is a cool guy. 5,000 followers. Holy shit. He knows about thongs, nude beaches, swimming pools, human behavior, G-strings, men in G-strings, man thong, genealogy, history, visiting and travel. My father wore a G-string, and his father wore a G-string. He answers almost exclusively questions about nudity and going to the beach.

You've got to specialize if you want to build a brand on here. He's like the Beach Boys, but for being naked. He's with the Beach Boys that America wanted. Yeah, exactly. But couldn't get. All of his songs are about wearing G-strings. Going to the Brian Wilson concert and just sexually harassing him for three hours. All right.

Well, yeah. How do you define nakedness is a wild question. Parentheses indecency. I think we have that pretty well solved, don't we? I thought so. I think that's a legal definition, probably, by this point. He says, nakedness is having parts of the body exposed that cultural laws indicate should be covered. Here in the USA, the parts of the genitals, usually the female breasts, and sometimes the buttocks.

I do not consider nakedness, even full nudity by itself, as being indecent. But the behavior of the person while naked can make it that way. However, there are many in this country with very puritanical ideas about the exposure of human flesh. Who are so repressed that even shorts above the knee or a bare midriff are scandalous. Sigh. Beach Lover 62, you are so well-grounded. I know. I don't think you should put a bathing suit on in the ocean, though.

I think that's weird. Could you follow Beach Lover 62 for me? Of course I can. Can you do that for me? Shut up, Claire. I've notified you, so you'll get news. Do you feel like following him for me? It's not that bad.

You just got owed so fucking hard, bro. It's just the way I talk. I don't mean anything by it. okay so there is uh that's the only answer on this that's the question is from sanjay sharma who there he is um is also indian he lives in india i think he got that answer from beast number 62 and was like oh got it yeah don't need any more questions i need a bigger suit he's mostly looking for how to wear a g-string so he got it he asked and answered well he had one and it was unruly it sounds like oh yeah sounds great good for him good for you sanjay

Sanjay, we salute you. Okay, here's another question. If I drink sweat, will I be cool? Now, I didn't know where to put this one. I guess like an incel would do it. Do you guys think that he means cool as in like, oh, I'm a cool guy? Or does he mean like, will I cool down from this tasty beverage? Now, based on the properties of sweat, I would say it's a temperature cool down.

Because the other way, I mean, there's nothing cool about drinking sweat. It's actually something a sicko would do. What are you, a PSA? You'd probably be sniffing markers if you're drinking sweat. Caleb, you ever drink sweat or wear a G-string, I guess? I never asked you that. I can't say I have done either of those things, unfortunately. One is actually way less weird than the other one.

I've drank a lot of sweat by accident from being sweaty and it getting in my mouth. I guess not drinking so much as tasting. Maybe that's what they mean, though, is if you get sweat in your mouth, does it cool you off? That can't be what they mean. I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here. That's not what they mean. I'm assuming they're not bottling sweat

into some kind of Gatorade-style bottle and then slamming it down like Michael Jordan where their sweat is orange. Bottle your sweat and sell it. Ladies. Ladies. Gamer girl sweat. Game on.

We have an answer by Corey Witch, or I'm sorry, Quar Witch. Quar Witch. Is it like French? It's like coir? It's C-O-I-R-E. Je suis la witch. Coir witch says no.

You will be a moron. Sweat is mostly, to my understanding, salt water, a waste product your body produces. I mean, yeah, you're right. You just got coir witched. You witch. Yeah. What do you know about being cool?

That's the one answer that the Quora thinks is okay, but here's seven that need improvement. Jimmy Dean, former adult, who is, I think, Mr. Bean, the king of swag, says, no, what kind of question is this? William Oliver, who's another old guy who took a photo too close to his face who was in Vancouver, says, oh, well, that made me spit my beer out. Ironically, I became cooler. I like that. I like that guy. I'll vote for you, William Oliver.

Yeah, we're going to slam that up for Big Willie. These are all just people saying no. Nobody likes this question. People are mad about it. No, no, hate this question. It doesn't match the theme. People are mad about how this will affect quarators in four years. It's poor quarating.

The question is from DavBot. Classic DavBot. He doesn't have any other questions about sweat or anything like that. They're all insane, though. Wait. He's being goofy. Which one are you looking at, Caleb? Is it normal to fart in your intestines to make a fart sound as well like Tibetan throat singing?

That's normal This is a damn Quora troll Not normal, I like it What's that techno song that goes like beep beep beep beep This guy's just having a laugh Well I'm not laughing Mr. Gervais Oh I guess it's very funny to you Davbot Oh it's funny to trick a podcaster is it

To ruin their content That they have to put out week after week There's nothing funny about that Okay let's do some fighting questions Mortal Kombat. How much have we been recording this, Dan? Flawless victory. Oh, wait.

You know what's so funny? I got the Mortal Kombat song. We already had Flawless Victory. Yeah, you did. Hat on a hat there. Yeah, well, that's okay. Here's a question. In your opinion, do basic physics formulas theoretically predict the winner of a fight,

or do they also have practical applications? What does this mean? So, like, our physics formula is just for finding out who's going to win a fight. So, like, F equals MA that you can use to figure out who would win a fight, but you also are curious if they have some other application. Like building cars and stuff. Which would be practical, unlike trying to predict the winner of a fight, which is impractical.

Right. Well, it's the way that Sherlock Holmes does it when Robert Downey Jr. is playing him, where he's like, ah, wind speed, three meters, and then he like kicks your ass with his like crazy math moves. His ability to do math real quick. And then this guy saw that and was like, okay, but does it do other things or is it just...

And he's sort of just asking our opinion on this, not like an actual answer. In my opinion, it does have practical applications. I would say basic physics formulas probably has the most practical applications out of anything. Somebody answered this in the space science, engineering, and technology

and said you falsely assumed that these two things must be exclusive of one another. I don't know what this guy's talking about. What button was that? That's Mortal Kombat. That's Mortal Kombat. Is that not coming through? It's not. All right, well, you have to trust us on it that it's Mortal Kombat.

Trust me, it's the Mortal Kombat theme. It's the theme song from Mortal Kombat. That I made and own the rights to. Right, so you can't sue us. But, yeah, I think it's both. Marauder 36 from Science, Engineering, and Technology is correct. It's fighting, but it's also building a trebuchet. Is there any other answer?

There's one other secret answer. Oh, and it's long. This is probably. Oh, my God. It's long. I hate it. It's too long. It's extensive.

ICM dashes. How old is this? Yeah, this is from December. This is probably AI, right? This is AI. The question of whether basic physics formulas can predict the winner of a fight. That's a fantastic piece of lateral thinking. A real example.

Yeah, so once it starts complimenting you on the internet, that's not a person. No one is nice on the internet. This is a robot. If someone's being nice to you on the computer they're a robot.

They're a robot or a deceitful woman. They're trying to kill you. They're not being true to their word. We're recruiting you for the Pennsylvania Militia. I might join.

I think it could be fun to camp. Let's do another question then. Here's one. Do you think it's normal for me to beat my small opponents to death

when they defeat and trample me in sparring matches just to crush my pride? i'm a big and strong guy this has no answers for some reason let's break that down we can answer this for him yeah let's think of a good answer is it normal to beat my small opponents to death when they defeat and trample me in sparring matches it sounds like no because you've lost you've been defeated yeah how are you gonna kill them if they've beaten you yeah so it's not normal

so i think maybe this guy's thinking like in a real match not sparring right he's getting beat on by these soy little guys. Is it normal to beat these guys to death? There's someone who goes to BJJ practice and is getting rolled all day long and they're thinking, the second we step outside this club, these nerds don't know I have

a knife. You might have a blue belt, but I have a gun. I'm a foot taller and I'm armed to the teeth. Yeah, so that's not normal, I'd say. I feel like that's pretty normal. Okay, maybe not. Maybe it is normal.

It's normal to beat people to death I think it would be normal If they're crushing your pride Now I feel this way towards small people all the time Because they're always talking shit to me And I can't Take it anymore Do you want to get beaten to death?

This is a thing you can ask But just due to the context supplied In the question where they said It is quite common for him to get defeated And trampled in sparring matches I would say it is not normal Okay. Your pride is crushed.

Hold the L, big man. Yeah, I think I agree with you. I'm going to say it's not normal. Okay, and we're typing a response. I said it's not normal to beat small opponents to death once they have defeated you. And that's good, and cut it in print. And then I'll make our... Tell them we're a doctor.

Okay, former doctor. Print this. Real. Slam that. Send it in print. Great. A hard day's work. Let's do one more question,

And then would you want to do a listener one real quick after? Yes. Great. Our final question. How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work? This is a really good question. Caleb, how are your bones looking?

You got good bones? I have actually never broken a bone. Really? Never broken a bone. I guess a lot of milk. Is that because you're hitting them against hard surfaces? No, but I will say, did you know that this is kind of an aside and i apologize that i saw something that's very funny about this the looks maxer guys have you

seen this they're like hitting their like cheekbones with hammers so that their their jaws their bones will apparently grow back in a way that makes them look like the chad meme oh my god micro micro breaking their job this is real they're doing that's so cool yeah that's so much it's just it's so good that we're all online all the time now We're all just killing ourselves with hammers That's crazy I have a question for Alex Because I have a bunch of

A bunch of friends I have a couple of friends who have babies Whose new favorite thing Like at a certain point in their babydom They like to like bang their bodies Against stuff And I'm wondering if that has to do with Well first of all does your baby bang her body

Against stuff I wonder if that's like a growing pains thing or they just like to do that. It's called look smacking. That's correct. Everybody's on the same page. They're hoping to cause micro fractures in their bones. And that will make them look like the Chad meme, but if it was a baby. Well, their heads are very soft.

They can be molded into cool shapes. Right. That's what they're trying to do is mold their heads into cooler shapes. Yeah, like a perfect sphere. Somebody told me, and this seems completely made up, that when babies slam their heads into the side of their little pens, it's because they're mimicking the conditions of the womb where their head would be trapped against the pelvic bone.

Now, this sounds 100% made up. This is real to me. Is that crazy? I mean, I see her do it, and as she gets bigger, and this is not the same thing, but she relentlessly slams her head into tables and stuff all the time. Sure. They probably just have low spatial awareness,

but it's fun to imagine the baby being like, I miss my womb. I wish this was the pelvic bone. Instead, it's an Ikea crib. It's a damn pen. To discuss the nature of the weather breaking that makes them strong, I know that the Muay Thai guys kick trees,

and that makes it like you can develop calluses that way. Sure, but that's not bones. That's skin. I think it's mostly just drinking a lot of milk when you're a little baby. A little sprout. I have not broken any bones, but I assume it's because I'm not hitting them against hard surfaces. Yeah, you're so soy.

I'm so busy gaming. Yeah. You're in your creche, protected day and night. What's a creche? It's a protective pod, a cove, a baby's island. A baby's island? It's a baby boat. Is it like Jesus' creche?

No, no. It's Little St. James? It's an area where babies are safe. It's the opposite of a Little St. James. No, look up creche. How do I spell it? If I'm so crazy. Creche is like a Catholic-y thingy.

Nativity scene. The nativity scene is a creche. It makes me think of Baldur's Gate 3. It's Baldur's Gate 3, and it's a nativity scene. It's Crash. It is a Jesus thing. A nursery where babies and young children are cared for during the workday. Whoa, look at that!

It says it's a tabloid representing the scene of Jesus Christ's birth. Wait, people are using Crash? I like this. There's a graph of the use of Crash over time, starting with 1800, where almost nobody was saying it, And then up to the year 2000 where everyone and their mamas were saying it. But this is a use of our time specifically. It says for podcasters.

That's why it was used as a use of our time. And it should be going back up now. The data hasn't come in on that. If that's what a crash is, don't ever tell us we didn't learn something. Yeah, this is an educational show. Well, I think we're ready to do our listener question. Do you want to read any answers on this? Well, this one's very educational.

It's too long. That's not what we want. No, we don't really want that. Is there anybody who's like, I'm a sexual knowledge guy? Eileen M. Gormley says my boobs have failed to kill me. What does that mean? Mother, married, poly, kinky, writer, sadist. Anti-vax or transphobic nonsense will be deleted.

Okay, okay. I thought she was anti-vax and transphobic, she was saying, but I was wrong. She's from Dublin. I would guess my boobs have failed to kill me is an ovarian cancer. Not ovarian. breast cancer survivor, but I don't know and I don't care to find out.

Anyway, they're saying about the bone thing, a good diet with enough calories, protein, and calcium, like Jeremy, they say. And plenty of weight-bearing exercise as well as resistance training and impact training, basically weights and jumping. Boxers and weightlifters all tend to have very strong bones. Beautiful stuff. Aren't you glad that we read that? I am

kind of glad that I read it because now I know. Let's do an answer or a question from uh listen okay hit the button for um is that okay this is our call-in segment where listeners send in their chorus style questions to quarriers at gmail.com is that okay is that okay i'm gonna go to gmail and we don't have one picked out so we're just gonna scroll through our email zoom and enhance look we have a top one there so many wait jeremy's looking for a special one whatever who cares i'll just do this one i just feel bad as though it's just like whoever emailed us in

the last day or whatever i don't feel bad about it hey core raiders i was watching the live show you did with will i forget his last name and there was a very cool dance routine at the beginning for the opening song um where alex was really like dance mogging jeremy really hard so it was very obvious that alex is a better dancer than jeremy sorry jeremy and now i know why you want to do I was wondering, who is a better dancer, Alex or Claire? Oh, great question. Well, my dear friend, we have had more live shows where one of us did more dancing than the other one,

if that is the rubric we're using. Because I got to dance to the theme song. Caleb, when you did your live shows, did you guys dance at them? We did not, no. I mostly just sweat under the lights. is it because you're lying up there or something you're like nervous about it like being in court yeah no i uh what do you swear on when you when you guys do your live show what kind of book do you swear on before you start so that the audience knows you'll tell nothing but the truth

um the constitution of course awesome i make jeremy swear on a holy bible but that's part of a long game i refuse i only swear on the quran it's kind of a whole journey um but claire i don't know you you definitely have a more active social life than me i could see you maybe going dancing from time to time is that something that happens i have gone dancing in my life not recently but i like to dance doesn't mean i'm good at it uh-huh right i would say you probably dance more on a on a daily basis or you're just your body is moving in a sort of interesting way thank you By the way, it's Will Menneker who is the Will for those listening. Some fuck.

If you want to go watch that. In the episode where it's clear that Alex is a gifted dancer, I had a question. I don't know. I do a lot of Blue's Clues style dancing for my baby. And if that's what you think is good, then I'm probably one of the best there is. But I know a lot less street hop than I used to. Would you consider yourself a sort of a quirked up white boy? I would exactly consider those to be my specifications on that.

We practiced that dance many times. Yeah, we did. Because it was synchronized. We went to Jeremy's house an hour before the show and ran practice on the dance. The most I've ever worked for this podcast. It's the greatest night of my life. Well, that's that, right? I mean, is there anything else to say about anything?

The book is closed on that one. I am one of the best dancers there's ever been. Thank you for writing in. and please send him more of those. Thank you for listening. Caleb, thank you so much for coming on our wonderful program. Yeah, thank you guys for having me. I really appreciate it.

It was a lot of fun. Do you have any plugs you'd like to make on our way out? Yeah, you know, I'm on a podcast with Juniper. Has Jun been on yet? Yes. On our Christmas episode. There you go. There you go.

First one. So we talk about similarly adjacent types of things, about how the computer is a really good thing that is making everybody's lives better. And I'm also on an NFL podcast with Arif Hasan and Ed Zitron, and we are doing that. It's called 60-Minute Drill.

You can check us out. I'm mostly on Blue Sky these days, so you can hit us up on either of those. Word. Be sure to check out both of those if you're into sports or computer or against computer. There you go.

Yeah, it's really not for people who are into computer. We're taking it back, dude. The era of nerds is over. That's the whole thesis. I like that. So you guys are anti-nerd? Yes. It's a jock podcast.

We're doing a jock resurgence thing. Listen, I played JV ball. I know a few things about sports, all right? So let's just say you have two jock podcasts. I was about to say, this is like the same constituency two times. Sports and sports. Sports and guys who hate nerds. That's right.

I'm double dipping. They're paying me twice, guys. so nice they pay me twice uh and if you do if you uh are a nerd and you're listening in i guess you could check out ign's podcast for ign i think the game grumps has a podcast probably um if you want more of our show we have a whole second episode every thursday that comes out and you can support us because we don't have ads or nothing and i do have a fucking child yeah she keeps hitting her head against the table, so sign up. She's growing. I'm worried for her.

We're going to have to pay a lot of medical bills as a podcast. She needs money. We're co-parenting the baby. But you can do that on patreon.com slash quarators. Go check that out. When Alex and I are both busy, we have Claire watch the baby over

Zoom, stick the baby in front of a computer. She's a natural mother. She knows what to do. Okay, well that's it for all of us here this week, and until next week, Please question everything. Bye-bye. Bye.