Quorators - War of the Mind

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is being humble seen as a fool these days? C...an a single insult change a person's destiny? What if the radio and TV are involved in gang stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually? What can I do about this? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're not all going to be straight little dolls for you, Jeremy, in your heteronormative lifestyle. Why can't you be like the Bible says? I could be little Annabelles walking around for you. I'm not going to let you crush my kink, J-Man. What's your kink, Alex? Riff it. Being naughty. Being a wittle stinker.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I didn't notice you put the wig back on. Jeremy's wearing Jerry Seinfeld wig again. It's not even Seinfeld wig anymore. It's just wig now. It's just wig. It's just a beautiful long set of hair.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Are we going to dress up for Halloween again this year? I would love to. The last time we dressed up for Halloween, I was Hypebeast Dracula and my glasses melted onto my face
Starting point is 00:00:50 from the lights of the camera. But Claire won't be here. Oh, right. Well, she can still dress up in LA. We can still dress up virtually. Yeah. Yeah, we can also
Starting point is 00:00:57 we can use Zoom settings to dress her up. Zoom. We can make her into a bat. I'll do it. Yeah, Jeremy's so good at the computer. You've got to see him. Put a face on my face.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Oh, no, I'm on Epstein's Island. No. Whoa. The Halloween parties on Epstein Island must have been banging. I know. Yeah, they probably were fire for the attendees. I had the same thought about the Diddy parties. If you weren't one of the criminals and you were just there,
Starting point is 00:01:27 you're probably like, they're very fancy wines. Yeah, but everyone's, like, doing crimes around you and, like, burning effigies or whatever. Right, but, like, just as a venue to be drunk in, it sounds like something you would probably remember for a long time. Do you think if you go to these, like, Epstein parties and they're, like, making giant, like, flame statues for Satan, you're like, you don't have to shove your religion down my throat. Seriously. Were they burning effigies at Epstein parties? I don't know. The grove or whatever.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Oh, let me guess. The flying spaghetti monster told you to do that for the massage. I don't think they're really doing that kind of stuff, but there's always the theory of Freemasons. What's the Grove thing? You're confusing it with the Camp David ritual, the American Mason ritual where they have a statue of a ball or something.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Why do I keep saying Grove? What is it? I think you're thinking of the Galleria. Bohemian Grove, it's called. You call it The Grove because you've been so many times. I call it The Grove. It reminds me of the grove. It reminds me of my summers at the grove.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Well, you're talking about with all the famous white guys. Me and Barack Obama ate a girl. We split one. We were so full. I ate way too much, girl. I'm going to be shitting tonight. You know what? I was bringing this up as a contrast to being,
Starting point is 00:02:55 but it's kind of the same idea. Yeah, I had way too much fog at the chow one time like a year or two ago. And it feels like something is trying to punch its way out of you at the end. Brazilian Steakhouse fucks you up. As an idea, it's kind of like evil where the meat comes until you stop it. And then everyone just gets an amount they throw away. Yeah, it's constipation station. It's pretty messed up.
Starting point is 00:03:19 It's like one of the only times I've eaten so much it felt like I was like hungover after. Like I woke up in the middle of the night just like, oh, oh. You're not supposed to eat that much flesh. You are not supposed to eat that much flesh. Except if you're in the grove. What's up, grove homies? What's up, grove homies? Fleshheads.
Starting point is 00:03:38 First of all, grove homies, thanks for watching the episode. Make sure you like and subscribe. This is the grove homies podcast. Eat the skin. Eat the skin. We're live in the red. Eat the skin and drink the blood. It's the grove cast.
Starting point is 00:03:52 We're recording live from Little St. James Island. quiet is back in the studio all right we're in the studio which is my apartment everybody's got more hair than before that's true actually what you're talking about uh all hosts here live this week claire back in new york city you can you can see her in the flesh talking about eating the flesh we're in the flesh we're in the flesh itf not to be confused with IDF. No. Which we're not in. And I'd like to take a moment to address some of the
Starting point is 00:04:32 accusations that have been put forward. We are not in the IDF. Or the IOF. I have never received any military training in my life and I would not know what to do with any number of deadly ordnance. I did not push Greta's head into a turd
Starting point is 00:04:48 or whatever. I have never pushed anyone's head into a turd. Turds are sacred to me because i'm a new kind of reddit atheist that i'm excited to tell you about we did find out that cracked was like israeli funded though right after we left yeah with the whole after we left i kind of feel like while we were there that's true because we did used to see the guy walking by and we'd be like let me quiet yeah let's go and top this down for a second i meant after we left is when we implied that we were fired for some sort of like uh i don't know i believe the idea was for truth
Starting point is 00:05:23 For truth. Right. For telling the truth and for defending innocent people. Yeah. And not for having an unprofitable podcast, which is unrelated. Unrelated. By the way, it is America's premier Quora-based podcast, The Quorators Show. Cutting all of that.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Everyone's here. We're cutting all that. Keep it. We're really cool. If you are listening to our show, we do not have advertisements. We would love your support live on Patreon.com slash Quorators. There's a bonus episode every week. And this week, I believe we're just...
Starting point is 00:05:51 No, last week we just read porn for an hour. We did. And I wasn't... No one told me. Yeah, there's a way to kind of like bully Claire and make her feel othered. I don't know why Alex did that. He was afraid of talking about sex with a girl.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Your kink is talking sex with Jeremy? Yeah, I wanted to be alone with Jeremy and I'm also touching his thigh. He kept touching me. It's really weird. For most of it. That was last year. You know how I just said how cool diddy parties were?
Starting point is 00:06:15 it's kind of like something I embrace in the rest of my life anyway if you'd like to support the show we would sure welcome your support and if you don't
Starting point is 00:06:27 have any money tell a friend tell an impressionable friend who does things that you tell them to do find your dumbest friend
Starting point is 00:06:33 who you can influence like a pawn Joe Rogan a Hodor style friend somebody too simple to survive on their own most of our listeners could say one word
Starting point is 00:06:45 Do you know Hodor, Claire? You watch Game of Thrones? Yeah, you know Hodor. Hodor. Hodor is smart. He just could only say one word. Right. Like Pikachu.
Starting point is 00:06:53 And we found out why. Yeah. Did we? Yeah, we did. And it's a great reason. Is it fucked up? Oh, yeah. It is.
Starting point is 00:07:00 It's because zombies were coming and he had to Hode the door. Yeah. It's because he had to keep saying Hode the door. Hode the door. And then there was a time warp where his name was Hode door. and there was sort of a boy in his brain at the time you know like when you start doing comedy people like you ever use your jokes when you're high on weed no uh i feel like hold the door is the name for a guy it's like a kind of idea that you would have is that true it is what part the
Starting point is 00:07:33 hold the door that's yeah that's in the the tv show oh god they really jumped the shark with that one yep and if you're new to our show every week we have a new game of thrones fact uh game Love the thrones. We just try to watch them. We watch them and we're just trying to get all the facts out there because there's only one king. And if you if you don't have the throne, then you die. Actually, several kings.
Starting point is 00:07:57 You know, George, George Martin. Oh, I call him George. George. I know from the Grove. Oh, old R.R. George. Old R.R. old rr goes to as a frequenter of a a fucking jumbos clown room in los angeles hold on what
Starting point is 00:08:15 is jumbos clown it's a strip club but it's like fun it's like a if i found out my husband was at jumbos clown room i'd have to leave him are they all right away no but they're all like goofy hot girls they're all dancing they're sort of like it's like a strip club of all sarah squirms yeah sarah squirm kind of a sexual name if you think about it well her real name is sarah sherman alex i know well that's what i'm saying it's that's kind of her jumbos clown room name i would love to meet george rr martin in the back of a comedic strip club that's like a dream come true i wouldn't say it's comedic as much as it's uh not as see it not as serious an ironic strip club? Do you girls love me or is it
Starting point is 00:09:01 but a mama's farce? Hold the door. Hold the door. It's Georgie coming in. I brought cash. I want to start a reverse strip club where all of the women are nude and they put on clothes as they dance. Oh, wow. You gotta put on a bunch of clothes.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Guess who on the podcast is a father? What? It's not Jeremy. Oh. I don't get it. I have an idea for a strip club. What if the women put on clothes well they start everything about that they're they're naked when it begins i have a strip club idea what if uh we all go to college get an education make something of ourselves maybe there's a strip club idea also no one's getting bachelor parties they're all getting divorced yeah oh come on it's all opposite you're twisted today hair jeremy is twisted when i was in college
Starting point is 00:09:51 my friend who is a girl a freshman girl had to write an article about the like local binghamton strip club but she didn't want to go by herself so she asked me and like some friends to go with her so we all went and told them it was her birthday oh and then it turned into jumbos and there was like one other guy there and he started putting dollar bills on our friend's head and shoulders yeah like that well a great birthday party happy birthday happy birthday to her um my wife had a roommate in college who secreted away to the binghamton strip club because she needed some extra money to visit her boyfriend or something.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And they were in school in the area and then did so well there that she was like, oh, I'm full time in this one. This is way more lucrative than college. Maybe she was there. She probably threw dollars at your friend. Who put her vagina right into my friend's face because it was her birthday.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Whoa. It wasn't her birthday. And she was straight. Oh, dog. It was a confusing experience for her. but who can you blame in that situation it was her plan it was her paper oh i lied to all these people they treated me like it was my birthday it was very funny it was so so funny i mean this is someone from their perspective this is someone who came to the strip club and was like it's my
Starting point is 00:11:12 birthday it's my birthday and we said that she had just come out as a lesbian yeah which was not true i can't imagine why all that stuff happened after again it was funny and we all laughed about it well this has been a great introduction rr martin and i'm here to jack off first of my name i'm george first of my name this has been a great introduction to our theme this week what is the theme our continued war series this is of course a war of the mind this is a war for the very mind beautiful mind war much like the tiktok is a war for the minds of the children you know what i do mind war yeah i mind it and please stop please stop this is the pacifist who's like just very uh you know passive aggressive guys to the concept of
Starting point is 00:12:14 war yeah i've had enough uh anyway to continue the introducing the show um every week we have a different war and lately and lately and often it's on the web as this is season six courier cyber but in fact this week it is in fact quarieters meat flesh again meat flesh and so with all of the great philosophy questions compiled we enter a war of the mind now enter our space of the week here press the button be kind with your mind space of the week that's great uh kind with your mind parentheses psychology psychology the the url is human science psychology.quora.com trying to get some i will provide information related to human mind oh and that's what i'm looking for that's so awesome for me okay computer
Starting point is 00:13:11 this is 18 contributors and 49.7k followers pretty good pretty good haul for quora i gotta say it is headed by Hurab Jahanjir, who is kind of the leader of the pack. Beautiful name. And I didn't click around too much on here, but from what I saw, Be Kind With Your Mind is entirely about if your girlfriend is a narcissist.
Starting point is 00:13:36 This is all narcissists. And with questions like, do narcissists even care? When a narcissist sees you as being too strong, this is what they'll do to you. Literally every... First of all, there's a picture of Martin Urbano. Every single thing in this is about narcs.
Starting point is 00:13:50 yeah well i guess the way you be kind with your mind is you don't narcissist you don't be a narcissist to your girlfriend do you guys have any narcissists could you imagine if that was your husband that they used him as his image as the aging narcissist he looks so upset leave him alone probably a stock photo no that's ai old man you guys ai yeah definitely we're in an age gap relationship me and this old man look at his mouth lines yeah those look fucking bonkers Honestly, if you marry this guy and then are like, he's so mean, you should have seen that coming. Look at his mouth lines. Look how mad his forehead is.
Starting point is 00:14:28 All the lines are mad. He looks like he's pent up with rage all the time. Do you have a specific thing you want to look at on here, Alex, or no? Yeah, I want to look at the state of narcissism. Do we know a bunch of narcissists in the comedy community? Of course we do. Jeremy. I'm a narcissist.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Look at this new hair he's got. I think of rape, by the way. Hair-a-me. If you have long hair, you're a narcissist. They're calling me hair-a-me. Hair-a-me. Hair-a-me. I had a friend who a lot of my friends thought was like maybe a sociopath or something.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. And one time he was like, just completely out of the blue, he was like, and I can't be a sociopath, right? Because I'm worried that I might be, so therefore I can't be. And I was like, sure. This is like a robot failing the terrain test. I was like, yeah, absolutely. Oh, you're good, dog.
Starting point is 00:15:16 He's like, because if I'm a sociopath, I wouldn't want to know that I'm not, right? And I was like, no. All you'd care about is being CEO of Google. Being a cuckold. I don't know that I've specifically ever known. I have one friend that's that one guy. Okay. I don't know that I've ever specifically diagnosed one of my friends as a narcissist.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I have friends with other problems. I think narcissism is endemic. It's in the bloody culture, mate. i think we're all trying to look so good for the graham that we forget to pick up the ham for our family on christmas whoa you ever think about that about having a munch with your family so this is purely a narcissist quora by the way because it's be kind with your mind single one of these is about all the questions are like uh do narcissists ever care do narcissists love their children since the effects of a narcissistic disorder is popular knowledge thanks to social
Starting point is 00:16:12 media is there uh is there help available to victims whose careers and jobs were devastated due to narcissistic influence a narcissist help hotline i thank you for very charitably reading that as narcissism disorder not narcissistic discard oh which is nonsense yeah you're right you fixed it by reading it i didn't even see that i was trying to honestly you're just so dialed into the narcissism space you don't know about the discard i will by the way join the Discard. Inquirators.discard. When I think of discard, I think of Alex talking about
Starting point is 00:16:45 card games, unfortunately. Oh, you mean Discard? Discard, hold the door. Everyone's making fun of me because I did so well at one of my card game tournaments and I worked so hard at it. And I was on the wait list and I had to show up early to get
Starting point is 00:17:03 let in. I'm so proud of you, Alex. You don't sound proud of me. I'm so proud of you and the mat that you won. I won a colorful mat, and I lost to a teenager. And you said you don't like the teenager because he's mean to you? Yeah, he tried to have me disqualified. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I now hate him for life.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I had to hang out with him for another five hours, pretend I didn't want to kill him after that. It was outrageous. And he tried to get you DQ'd for being too old for a child's game, right? He did not. That was not why. That's a viable reason. He is actually the outlier by being so young and talented and good for him winning.
Starting point is 00:17:41 But also, he did try to have me disqualified for a presentation issue, and I took offense to that. You should try playing a real game. Uh-huh. Like basketball? Why are you getting into basketball? Why are you so tall? I don't know who this kid is. Does he have a cool name?
Starting point is 00:18:00 Does he have a cool gamer tag name? I know his full name, and I'm not going to say what it is. real name but like does he have like a does he go by like you know i call him darkness i call him flame trough johnny flip him over normal name blood i'll tell you you know what he's a damn narcissist is his problem he's an arc is he an arc teenage he's obsessed with himself and with giving me the second place matt all right we're gonna move on because none of these are very great questions it's really just like narcissism quora is like the number one thing that pops up when you Google narcissism, right?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yeah, right. Well, but it's a safe space for discussion. Do you think the Greek guy is upset that people are always talking shit about him? The Greek guy? Narcissist. Oh. No, he likes it.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I think you're talking about like Aristotle or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Greek guy. You know, Stavros. Yeah, Stavros. Demosthenes. He's talking about all the narcissists. Aguara.
Starting point is 00:18:59 You know, Hode to D'Orclair. Hold the damn door. All right, let's go back to the philosophy questions because we got a bunch of good ones and I'm excited. I'm excited for the day. It's a war of the mind. Oh my God, there's so many questions here. Mind versus mind.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Are you leashed or unleashed today? Oh, I am unleashed. Oh, exciting. The beast is unleashed. I forget, does that mean you did take your medicine? It means he did not take it. The medicine leashes him. Am I the only one trying to listen to the great song?
Starting point is 00:19:26 this is our quilosophy segment all day this is why we need a guest so we can slow down every few minutes to be like explaining what for it is otherwise we're just we're all unleashed yeah that's true there's not a leash in the damn house having dan rosen here asking like wait why is it red you know what i mean like that's what we need and the whole website's questions the spaces are pretty much subreddits okay let's read the question here this is on the psyche hub oh that could have been a good space the community for exploring psychology and mental health insights too late is the best path to getting what you want out of life accomplished by letting go of the need to absolutely control your image
Starting point is 00:20:09 and allow yourself to be perceived as the devil in some people's eyes accepting you cannot be everything to everyone this is another narc question but from the pov of a narc pov you are narcov you are narc should i be the devil to most people you're the devil i honestly think that what i want out of life i kind of think you should be yeah i mean you i guess to some people listen everyone has enemies and you must hound them to their graves you guys think you're the devil to somebody yes absolutely who my many enemies i had a falling out with a friend several years ago who talks shit about me publicly all the time are they a podcaster Guilty.
Starting point is 00:20:52 They're a comedian. They're a comedian in New York. And sometimes I'll go to shows or open mics and people will send me like, did you see this story? And I'm like, no, because I'm blocked. And then it'll be like him with his face. And it's like, the man who tried to ruin my life was at an open mic tonight. Should we try to ruin his life? No, he's a psycho.
Starting point is 00:21:10 He sends me all sorts of crazy emails and shit. That's very like Victorian of him. Yeah, it's nuts, dude. He's hounding you. I didn't know Jim Gaffigan was like that. Yeah. I stole his eye pockets. Seven albums, Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:21:22 What do you have? Seven albums, 20 kids. One funny video. He does the thing where he'll send me emails that are like, you ruined my life. You want me dead. And then he'll send me another one months later that are like, hey, how are you?
Starting point is 00:21:33 I hope you've been well. I'd like to be friends with you again. And I want to answer. And he'll be like, I hate you. You're dead to me. Oh, so he's got a disease. So we know what side of this Jeremy is on. And he's listening to this right now, probably.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Maybe. He is. He has BPD. It allows him to hound you. It happens. He has BPD, but you're his narc. Yes. He's trying to get over his narc.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I just don't want to be emailed anymore. To answer the question, the question is, is the best path to getting what you want out of life? And I would say the best path is actually being a spineless scoundrel who goes along with anything anyone asks of you. Uh-huh. And being a yes man. Changing your image to match their image. Yes. A chameleon.
Starting point is 00:22:14 A devil itself might actually be unprofitable to you because other people see you and are disgusted sometimes. Yes. But to punishing your foes, there's nothing better. Let's see this answer by Ayanna Yaz. Now, this is a photo of two women. AI. Quora Plus.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So the answer is you need two women. This is also so AI. That one's AI. No women have such beautiful teeth. They have too many. And they've got, like, Jeremy wig hair. They have Jerry Seinfeld hair I mean they just have
Starting point is 00:22:45 Who are these people They have straight hair It's not that crazy No look it's like Look how crazy It's all up in the wind It's blowing on the beach Jeremy
Starting point is 00:22:53 Alright And you don't have to say it That Jewish There's no way That's real hair Jeremy Look at your hair I'd like to see someone
Starting point is 00:23:07 With hair like that Down on Coney Island Should we get Quora Plus eventually? You know what? At 1,000 subscribers, we will Be the change Paid subscribers Yeah, not the one that we already did
Starting point is 00:23:26 How long is the free trial, I wonder? Like a week, probably Well, you can't find out until we have 1,000 paid subscribers You can try it free for 30 days $4 a month is what it would Oh, $6 a month No, it's $4 a month if we do it for the year, which we, again, could do on account of we have a podcast. It's probably for the best if we just don't even discuss these numbers because it makes us look pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Yeah, that's okay. But we'll get there at 1,000 pages. Oh, we would get rid of the ads, too, which we'd lose a big chunk of the podcast where we'd go like, what's that ad? Yeah, what are we even going to talk about without the ad? I like looking at the ads. I know, we'd lose them if we paid for this. It won't even let you do it. So we can't do it.
Starting point is 00:24:06 They're tempting us with their war of the mind. We don't want the good answers anyway. We want the bad answers. This is an answer posted to human being. No, this is by a guy named human being. Who's a hypnotherapist. Who's from Australia. Kind of an on-the-nose name.
Starting point is 00:24:20 And she is a woman. Yes, human being is woman. Okay, we're zooming in. Hello, Brian. I have no idea what you're talking about. So I read the questions on your page. I can't do it. And your description of yourself.
Starting point is 00:24:34 So I read. Read it. Read it, Jeremy. I read the questions on your page. You guys sound like you're doing the Beatles now. You read it. Nothing there is simple and straightforward, just complexities. However, I can respond to something I do understand,
Starting point is 00:24:50 and part of your question is the best path to getting what you want out of life. The majority of the population on Earth have no idea dot, dot, dot, who they are. Human being. Oh, wait, there's more. It's written like a song. I'm sorry. What they are supposed to be doing and what their passion is.
Starting point is 00:25:09 This disturbs them at an emotional level. These are all different paragraphs. They are constantly seeking something to soothe themselves, to stop this nagging pull from within. Oh, my God. Your heroic life's mission is to discover yourself, your true essence. As pointed out by the French philosopher Blaise Pascal,
Starting point is 00:25:29 when he wrote... That is an Italian accent. Shut up. All of humanity... I'm so maddened. I would like a croissant. It should still be Australian. All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. From the questions you asked on your page, I get a sense that you are like the ever-ready bunny, full of nonstop energy, very little downtime. They don't have the Energizer bunny in Australia? What the fuck is the ever-ready? All right, hold on.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Google ever-ready bunny. Google F Energizer is called Ever Ready in Australia. No. No, okay. She made that up. She made that up. Wait. We have Energizer Bunny at home.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Energizer Bunny at home. I thought that she was just like, you know, maybe in Australia, that's what they call it. Yeah, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt there. I think they do. Where do you see that, Claire? Well, people are asking how old is the Ever Ready Bunny. Who is that? Maybe the name of the Energizer Bunny is the Ever Ready Bunny.
Starting point is 00:26:31 No, it's not. Don't listen to this. And there's a competing Duracell bunny? No. This isn't real. Is it Duracell bunny? Hold on. Oh, it's a TV character.
Starting point is 00:26:40 It's one of those classic gags. The fuck? No, I guess in 1973 they launched a Duracell bunny. This is wrong. This pisses me off. I don't like this at all. So did Energizer take it? Oh, Energizer did a parody of Duracell that people liked better.
Starting point is 00:27:01 the energizer bunny is a parody of the duracell this is crazy there's a war in my mind where is my mind i never understood that song until i saw this bunny legal conflict i agree i don't know what to think about my battery preferences now i know i feel like i trusted that by the way whenever i buy like a double a battery in 2025 it just feels wrong why it feels crazy because everything is chargeable now everything is the rechargeable battery that's true i had to buy a triple a the other day whoa that's three a's people kids these days they don't know about dimitri martin's battery joke no they don't they don't this famous battery don't tell claire the battery joke why don't you walk her through the guy with a
Starting point is 00:27:48 stutter can't order batteries because he's like can i have b batteries or something like that yeah i think that's it and there's like a can i have batteries and he'll be like the the eastern european guy who's like can i have d batteries this guy is so freaking he can draw with both hands at the same time which is like the comedy is just to get you to watch that and you're like that is really cool that you should make money for that there's a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool is that anything yeah it is it's a famous thing i forgot I thought he was a one-liner kind of guy. Yeah, he sets him up and he knocks him down.
Starting point is 00:28:27 He knocks him down. He's killing it. He's also like 50 years old. Todd Barry was on his show. You know what my problem with him is? He's too old to have the haircut he has. I was just going to say that. How old is he?
Starting point is 00:28:37 I think it's different now. No. He does not have bangs anymore. No. The Duracell Dimitri? He's 52, this guy. Wow, he's like the ever-ready bunny the way that he keeps going. Basically.
Starting point is 00:28:51 he does have bangs Dimitri we love your work I have not seen a single picture of him without the bangs although I think he's still handsome he's a handsome fella
Starting point is 00:28:59 he's very Greek where is he where is he where are you where are you Dimitri where are you I want to know where he's at
Starting point is 00:29:08 I want more yeah go ahead and google where is he at we can't keep talking about Dimitri I think he is on tour right now
Starting point is 00:29:16 there's a war for his mind he and Tig Notaro share the same haircut He just looks like an NPR host now. Yeah, he kind of does. Look at that. It's just, there was like two years in America where all boys had this haircut, and now he's
Starting point is 00:29:29 immortalized it. Good for him. There's a war for your mind. Go to the next question. Okay. We never read any more from a human being. We never even finished. I feel like I got it.
Starting point is 00:29:37 So long. I feel like I got it. She looks cool, I guess. Is that really her, or is that an AI lady? No, that's a lady. I don't think human being would use AI. Does she have any questions? No, she only has answers.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Read her bio. Hello. Life is thoroughly enjoyable when you don't overthink. Learning just to be is more useful than anything else I can think of. Yep. Your thoughts equal your feelings equal your actions. As you think, so shall you be. My thoughts are my actions?
Starting point is 00:30:06 As you think, so shall you be. Your thoughts equal your feelings. This is a hypnotherapist as well. Did we mention that? No. She's like a professional human being. Question number two. Is the honest man a dying breed?
Starting point is 00:30:19 Finally. We're asking it. What do you guys think? No. No? I think the man is too honest. Oh. They need to lie a little bit more?
Starting point is 00:30:29 I don't know. I'm kind of lying all the time. Yeah, Alex loves to lie. That's one of my past times. And I love the way he lies. That's true. That's why they call it window pain. I was about to say I crawled through his window and he calls it window pain.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I don't like knowing that Theo Vaughn can't be in a room with women. That was the other episode, Claire. It'll come out on Thursday. It's just a wicked truth that I have to know now. Yeah, that's true. That was very honest of him to admit that he can't be in a room with women. Big discussion of Theo Vaughn this Thursday. If you're listening and you want to listen to that, sign up on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:31:00 You will have to click over there because we forgot. We read a lot of spooky stories. I guess the question is now versus the past. Is there more or less honesty? I kind of feel like there's more honesty because it's pretty hard to get away with lies. Chivalry is dead. Yeah, and nobody holds a damn door anymore. All the doors are opening on their own.
Starting point is 00:31:21 No one puts a coat down on the puddle when I'm going to walk through it. I saw a TikTok that said that in the Middle Ages, women expected you to profess your love or threaten suicide if they didn't love you back. Yeah, that still happens. I mean, I still do that. Are people threatening to kill themselves a lot for you, Claire? Once.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Really? I don't know what I'm really talking about. Were you like, you've finally been locked by art? Yeah, it was sort of a medieval situation. It's got to be a little flattering. That's when you were living in the tower, though. It's absolutely not, because there was no way I was the only one that did that to you. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I've been on the receiving end of that as a friend, and it was quite stressful. Like, if you're not my friend, I'm going to kill myself. Someone said that? Something along those lines. I don't think I've ever been so much fun that you have to do that. Well, that's the thing. It's usually when that happens, it's from someone who is just unwell, and it has nothing to do with you. Yeah, it's just like, you're going to kill yourself unrelated.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah. And I'm a really nice guy. It's like, use this one weird trick to get what you want. If I can't be the third host on this podcast with less than a thousand Patreon subscribers, I'm going to kill myself. That's what she got on the show. Do it, Claire. I couldn't watch a good woman cut down. We have some answers here.
Starting point is 00:32:42 the honest man dyes his own t-shirts or at least this is what i have learned through countless hours of observation so yes the joke is that it's dying as a very reddit comment on this quora i'm gonna comment a down vote and i'm gonna say i hate you okay yeah i mean if you have to do that and uh this is a person with a penguin as their abby honestly i hate you okay so jeremy said that And that's posted there. I don't know if this is a current question or if they'll see that. That was from September 9th, so they will see it. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Scroll down a little bit. Leah says, I don't think so. In our past being polite. Hold on. Where does she live? She lives in France. So do the accent. Franco spotted.
Starting point is 00:33:30 I don't feel like you have to do the accent every time. I don't. Because I can't do them all. I don't. I can't. I can do this one. Okay, Claire's got it. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:33:44 In our past, being polite was revered higher than being honest. That's really good. And dishonesty was rampant in both sexes. There are people who are honest, people who aren't. And no gender has the monopoly on that. Men might argue that women are dishonest when they wear makeup, have good cosmetic surgery or injections or act nice when they don't really feel like it.
Starting point is 00:34:14 They could say a natural, authentic woman is a dying breed. Again, to them, I say, nah. There's been no change then. Frankly, in both cases, I'd say this dishonesty continues because the other gender won't set. Oh, great. That's Scottish. I visited Scotland at the end.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Do you think that's true? I think that's true. I stick by what I was saying before. I think it's just harder to get away with lies now because everyone's recording everything. So far, all she's said is that women are dishonest because they wear makeup. Yeah. Have you considered bitches or liars? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:48 This is why I have trust issues. Yeah. Try having Jeremy as a friend. I love the way you lie. I love the way you lie. I've never heard someone say that out loud in person before, and it's really something. I love the way you lie I mean I've only heard
Starting point is 00:35:07 Or the window pane line I've only heard I guess Rihanna say it Or whoever that is I don't remember Alicia Keys Alicia Keys I thought I love the way
Starting point is 00:35:15 What? It's Eminem featuring someone Ooh I love the way you No you're thinking Of a different song I love the way you love That's I love the way You love me
Starting point is 00:35:23 It's Rihanna Oh I got it right The first time Why did I also think It was Alicia Keys Because she does New York Concrete Jungle
Starting point is 00:35:29 Where dreams are made of That's not Whatever Watch me I'm cutting all of this. Yeah, cut this all out. This is nothing. Well, you don't need to look at all the
Starting point is 00:35:40 I love the way you lie lyrics. That's a choice you're making right now. That's why they call it window pain. I know they say it. Because you look out the window. Too many lyrics in that song. And it's painful. No, it's because...
Starting point is 00:35:52 This looks like a quora pose. I thought it was because they come in your window like Roger, go home, Roger. Wait, what? You know how in Sister, Sister, Roger came through their window? No, but that's not why they call it window pain. He was trying to impregnate both of them.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Roger, Roger? Yeah. And then their dad would be like, yeah, I'll kill you, Roger. I'll kill you. If I see you again, I'll kill you. I'm reading this comment from Daniel. If you're a liar, you're not a man. Sorry, you're not man.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You are not man. You are not man. If you're a liar, Y-O-U-R, you are not man. You are not man. If you are honest, you are. If you add virtue to humans. Yes. Then a few who cherish that virtue will be men.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yes. Basically, it's impossible to go backwards, but without virtue, it's impossible to move forward as well. That's the confusion in society currently. I'll vote for Daniel. Speak truth on it, brother. Daniel, you fucking rock. Speak truth on it on Quora.com. I feel like we've seen this guy before.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Daniel Wylot? We don't follow him. His face looks like a lot of other guys' faces. I've been seeing him in my dreams. We are his third follower. I want to read his other comment. and he says, virtue is the key to society's future. It has always been.
Starting point is 00:37:05 The blind devotion of protecting children and innocents at all costs, period, is a fallacy. Spelled wrong. Which we bought hook, line, and stinker. Hook, line, and stinker. Because I don't like it. That is crazy to say. So wait, is he saying that we're too,
Starting point is 00:37:21 we focus too much on protecting children? Yeah. What? And that the virtuous thing would be. To kill children. I don't see how that's related. The innocent? He thinks he is a...
Starting point is 00:37:34 He's Jesus, so... Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. We're on Daniel's page now. His question from September 30th. If you find a dead person's savings or savings bond from 1997, how do you cash it in? Daniel, do not post this on Quora. Daniel, don't post that.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Go to a lawyer. Go to a better call Saul who cashes it in with you. He says, son of man, A, is a term for all three religions. All different, all right. It's simple. Can you explain how? Hook, line, and stinker. What is this man's deal?
Starting point is 00:38:11 I cannot stop thinking about hook, line, and stinker because it's really confusing. Okay, so speaking on BPD, he's in BPD empowerment zone. Click on it. Click on it right now. Hold on. Empower it. Steve, first we have to read that he answered the question, can beauty exist without ego?
Starting point is 00:38:29 No! It's a great question. And he says, beauty isn't ego. Egotistical is what makes your individual soul stay individual until you finally learn that you're beautiful and have no fear of things yours or mine or ours in any capacity. So you become part of the whole again willingly once you really know what you are.
Starting point is 00:38:48 I'm going to go ahead and guess BPD of Bowerton Zone has some manic posters on there. We're absolutely reading it. That's some incredible content. There's been 48 posts today. This is, of course, borderline personality disorder for those who don't know it. There's 3,000 followers, 200 contributors. A space for all where all ideas and opinions are expressed with no filters.
Starting point is 00:39:08 You know, I was interested in this BPD space, but I'm just tired of all the filters. I feel like this is going to be another situation where they find us and yell at us. No. I'm not against it. Because they have incredible zest and vigor to go find podcasts that are looking at them. Did we ever read those comments, by the way? Do we want to look at those or no? Wait, was that about the wet pants?
Starting point is 00:39:29 The what? No, no. It wasn't about the wet pants. No, no. Stuff men like is just like a random sub-quora about guy stuff. And they found us and were not happy with us that we covered them twice on the show. I would be happy to go back to it, but not during this crucial war of the mind, which is such a volatile
Starting point is 00:39:47 time and mostly they were just very confused at what we were saying what is borderline personality disorder again it's a mental illness it's um what do they do I guess what do they do what's their thing they fucking email Jeremy a lot
Starting point is 00:40:03 apparently I think it's like one of those ones also it's kind of weird where it's like not genetic it's like upbringing you're on the borderline and sending me too many emails but yeah you just like you have trouble like interacting with people you've you know i don't know how to i'm not multiple personality disorder borderlands personality stereotype and i don't mean to be unfair to people with bpd but the stereotype
Starting point is 00:40:25 is that you're just an asshole yeah oh so you're just hard you can't it's hard to get along with other people yes if you've seen borderlands there's usually a guy with a crazy mask and he's doing something like the british fu alex is doing borderlands personality and he's also like He's farming guzzoline and stuff. That's Mad Max. It's pretty much Mad Max. Borderlands personality disorder is when you keep saying jokes from 10 years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Not you. That's a thing they do in that game. I know. I think we all agree, but would you agree with me that Borderlands is pretty much Mad Max? I've never played Borderlands. They're all kind of Mad Max. It's in the desert, and it's like you have guns and shoot everyone. It's like that's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Mad Max is good. Twisted metal is a whole other thing, Claire. I'm sorry. Whatever. Twisted metal, they're clowns and they race. Whatever. Don't go on your phone about it. They're clowns and they race.
Starting point is 00:41:19 There's not really anything in BPD Empowerment Zone. You didn't even scroll past this hot picture of this dark-haired angel. Yeah, Jeremy's too worked up. I get too excited. The BPD Empowerment Zone is evolving to honor the depth and clarity this space deserves. I'll be refining our contributors role. Now we're kind of like a bunch of knockout angels. when the world says give up
Starting point is 00:41:39 hope whispers try one more time oh resting is okay but quitting isn't an option BPD could also be bipolar disorder I don't think so I guess that's a different acronym borderline also the thing with borderline is like usually you have like a person you're obsessed with
Starting point is 00:41:55 and like they'll betray you by not like being obsessed with you back and like a lot of people I know who have like dated people with BPD like the BPD person will like stalk them afterwards it's like a whole thing Oh, because they're narcs. Yeah, kind of. This whole website really tackles narc discussion and analysis.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Check out Quora for narc analysis. This is a... The main person posting here is Gigi Bishop, who's borderline with narc and antisocial traits. Guess how you spell Gigi, because it's not what you'd guess. It looks like Jumanji to me. Yeah, it does look like that. So she posted, may your Monday be as awesome as you are.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And it's a skeleton drinking. And then it's an AI skeleton drinking coffee, and the coffee says, good morning, lovelies, and the mug says, wonderful Halloween. I think it says wonderful Halloween. It says winter. Winterful. By the way, winterful Halloween.
Starting point is 00:42:52 That's okay. Sorry, I minimized it. We all got scared. When the skeleton went away, we got scared. That's how twisted we are on this show. wait it's cindy love sally do you know that person yeah we do know this lady we don't follow her cindy loves sally i just thought she's followed by uncle daddy i'll follow her okay we saw her on the dan episode when i was getting my uh my oven of an insult would you imagine that was
Starting point is 00:43:20 somewhat distracted while that was happening she's the admin of cyan dead four dudes over there just tried... Hold on. What the fuck is this stuff, Cora? All right, we're on the space. Oh, no, it's Cindy and Sally doing dirty shit. I remember this.
Starting point is 00:43:34 What is cyan dead? All right, the space... Sexual activity is both men and women. Cyn-den. The banner image is a neon sign that says, you're my dirty slut.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Y-O-U-R. But it's spelled wrong. I thought this was an AI person, but now I'm thinking it might be real. Oh, right, she's a porn thing. She says, I'd curve my head
Starting point is 00:43:54 so you could get it down my throat. Jesus Christ. Cindy, well, Sally, you AI freak. Oh, you're kind of an AI freak then. Okay, let's move on. Let's move on. Can AI be a narc? Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Is the honest man dying? Yes. Okay, well, great hearing from Wylaught there. Well, we're only on the third question. I know. Can a single insult change a person's destiny? Well, hell. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:19 I bet there's some stories here. There was one man who was insulted by a cruel board at art school in Germany. That's not really an insult, is it? I guess it's like a critique. We have a great, yeah, I think that's just professional critique. There's a post from Ashish Shukla. I think this is a question that will bear fruit in its wonderful answers. Great, read it.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Ashish is unemployed. And now, where does this guy live and what accent does he have? Now, it is a big Indian flag. so i'm gonna guess probably london but i'm gonna read it regular just in case okay yep it definitely can my great maternal grandfather was hugely respected person so one day barber wasn't feeling well so he sent his son to shave grandpa as the barber's son was still learning the craft he nicknamed my grandpa so my grandpa slapped him nick to my grandpa oh nick to my grandpa excuse me just one slap that kid got
Starting point is 00:45:26 so scared that he ran away from village itself went to city and no one heard anything about him i mean parents knew he went to city but no one heard anything from slash about him he returned years later a very successful man first thing he came to get my grandpa's blessing he said whatever whoever i am today is because of your slap that day this is the best story i've heard my entire life so wait this is it an insult to be slapped does that count yes yeah definitely it is an insult yes to be slapped it disparages mine honor yeah dude i already knew that that a slap could change so much because i witnessed the slap yeah the tv show or the uh the oscars one Both.
Starting point is 00:46:13 And now Chris Rock is the most successful man. Yeah. Well, he changed his life. He shaved Grandpa. It's just one slap is all it took for him to be like, I got to stop shaving Grandpa. I got to be doing something else with my time. I'm starting to get slapped by old men.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Okay. Thank you for writing it, Ashish. That was very helpful. I'm going to go down. Up for you. Power Positivity says, yes. based a person how he see place time love money disrespect hardship don't bet set for wow that's so true that's actually from divine spirit 369 oh on the space power positivity and then harsh
Starting point is 00:46:55 monroe is that their real name do you think their name is he's a moderator of that quora community he says yes there are countless such examples in the world history harsh is a great like harsh monroe could be a great rap name i think yeah that's pretty good yeah forget it oh i'm harsh okay we're passing a story about beautiful hair this is this isn't a related thing what instant changed your personality but we don't know if it's an insult i don't really give a fuck about that so these are also related questions so you think the website will be usable if we set up decor plus because i don't i don't think that that's true that's fine we're moving on we have so many questions we don't have time to find out more stories right for the grandpa one we got the
Starting point is 00:47:35 Grandpa Wine is really good. It's not going to top that. This is in life perspective. Is being humble seen as a fool these days? Sadly, yes. I think that men are not all liars now, but being humble is seen as a fool these days. Because you're supposed to brag about all your Bugattis
Starting point is 00:47:52 and how many Andrew Tate pills you take every day. Yes, that is noble to me. I can take so many, dog. I can take like 15 Andrew Tate pills. I can only have one or two and I get full. I can't have another bite. And everyone's so impressed by my ability to take entertainment. They call him the pill guzzler.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Hey, is that old guzzler? Hey, guzzler, get over here. Let me pop you some pills. I got a whole bottle of ibuprofen with your name on it. Have any of these guys done anything like, hey, if you put this up your butt, that will make you a stronger man? Yeah, well, I know there's a lot of perineum sunning. Really?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Okay, Claire, before you joined the podcast, we did a bonus episode about this guy who does a lot of that, and people were so upset about it. We lost, like, the most subscriptions we've ever lost on the podcast, and it was – I'm going to describe it now. It was a guy who talked a lot about how you have to get fucked in the ass as a man to become more powerful. It was the way he said it. It was – his whole thing was unbearable. It was pretty bad, and people acted – I love when people unsubscribe because they're acting like we're – That's the new show. Look, we didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:49:05 That's not our fault that he said that every day he blasts his hummus cannon into their sweet hole. I can't even like accurately. What do they call the butthole? Like something portal. It was disgusting. The way he talks is bad. He had so much to say. It was awful for me.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I was there. I unsubscribed that day. I like it. It was really good. I like the idea of it. I think that he could have been humble, and I don't think it would have been a fool for him. Spartans used to fuck each other before battle. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:49:36 The being gay part of it, I thought, was the best part. It was everything else about it was really hard to deal with. And I see podcasting as a sort of battle. Yeah, I agree with that. A sort of Spartan battle. This is a pretty gay battle, if you ask me. When Jeremy crawls through my window, it's windowpane. We have an answer by Gedela Sankarararao.
Starting point is 00:49:55 It's hidden behind Chloroplus, but read the beginning of it. Okay, we'll just get a snippet at the beginning. Being humble is not generally seen as being foolish today. Instead, modern research and perspectives emphasize that humility is a sign of self-awareness, wisdom, strength, though misconceptions persist. In some circles, they conflate humility with weakness and inferiority. Stay humble. I'm Gedela Sankarara.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Why are you doing it like George W.? Howdy. Enter my portal. I'm from India. Quickly, blast your hummus cannon in my portal. We need to be humble-izing ourselves. I think that Godala is really misconstruing scientific consensus with popular opinion because the two are often ill the same. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:41 If I can be so bold. Being humble is being seen as a fool these days. The only one who is encouraging me to be humble is Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I know. And that's often, I think, is a slight insult because he's bragging quite a bit, actually. He won't stop bragging. Yeah. Remember the pants?
Starting point is 00:51:02 Oh, no. People kept talking about his pants at the Super Bowl. At the Super Bowl? Because they were, like, baggy. Or they were, like, flares, I guess. Yeah. Jamie, pull that up. Remember they called Alex's friend a pedophile a whole bunch?
Starting point is 00:51:13 Who? Alex is a good friend of Drake. Oh, I don't think that's true. I don't think that's necessarily true. I'm sorry about your friend. i like this answer by exo redheaded damsel xo like this is like an xbox style username on quora maybe that could be their clan name hey guys i'm just a simple writer who loves to help others no judgment with an open-armed yet honest policy so please ask away please forgive me if i'm a bit
Starting point is 00:51:40 late but i will reply and this is on her bio i gotta say redheaded damsel you got crazy eyebrows dog well she's a drawing i mean they're going up and down in every direction eyelashes i mean they're also brows and she says depends on who you speak with if they are uh an unwise person not only will they see you as a fool they will mock you even judge you for being this way yet if the person is wise they will embrace you they will adore your humility and even try to learn from you after they give you their respect and total trust it's all about the people you hang with yeah and then a picture what is this picture sort of generated devil smoking he's smoking a blood, which is
Starting point is 00:52:19 straight fire of him. That's really cool of him. Here's a picture of the devil going pimp mode. He's like a tree devil though. He looks like he's made of tree. We got a picture of the devil at Entmoot here. Yeah. Straight lampin'.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Some people may sometimes view humility as a weakness. Unfortunately, some may prefer arrogance, which they view as strength and bravery. All too common. To these people, yes. And a picture of Donald Trump. Look how big Barron is now.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I was about to say the same thing. He's such a big boy. Trump is pretty big, and Barron is a foot taller than him. He's a full fucking foot taller than him. He goes to your old school. NYU, you mean. How do you feel about that? Business.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I feel like he's a brother to me now. At this small alma mater I have. We have a lot of stuff to cut this episode, I think. Oh, do you? Here's a question. Uh-huh. What if the radio and TV are involved in gang-stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually?
Starting point is 00:53:25 What can I do about this? So Mr. Guy answers this question. Mr. Guy. Mr. Guy. I think a lot of people... I thought you were going to read it. No, you guys read it. Okay, I'm going to read it.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Well, hold on. Before we read it, can we think about this question? What if the radio and TV are involved in gang-stalking and directed conversation for me personally? So those are both tools, and they can be used by your powerful gang stalking you. So it makes sense to me. But it's making me horny. Oh. If the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually.
Starting point is 00:53:53 The TV is talking shit about you, and you like that? If your enemies have decided to stimulate you. I have a gang stalking fetish, so it's actually great for me. Yeah, you know how we were just on that narc page, and it had that beautiful angel that you couldn't look away from? Yeah. I couldn't be in the same room with her. it would be all too easy for me as your foe to kind of lead you into a situation where you're looking at such a down bad angel and maybe put you in a position where oh now you're divorced
Starting point is 00:54:20 because you're claire sees you looking at this beautiful angel and she gets jealous uh-huh and so that would be an attack that i do on you so it wouldn't be unusual for a gang stalker to to use this tool i don't think this is what's happening i think what's happening is that this person is watching two and a half men and they're saying and then and then charlie sheen's like i gotta go to the store charlie sheen fucking cleans up and everyone goes and the person watching it goes like i live near a store this is a conversation for me personally yeah i'm crazy and then they go kind of hot though yeah charlie sheen's talking about me yeah oh that's pretty sexy i don't know i think it's more direct than that i think it's probably sexy images but it does have the real
Starting point is 00:55:02 homeless guy being like, I hear the radios. Electronic harassment is stimulating me sexually. I think it's like being like, look, I'm pretty important. That's kind of cool. I don't know. The CIA is talking about me through the news. That's what this Mr. Guy is talking about. The answer is interesting. I'd like to read it. Please read.
Starting point is 00:55:18 The radio is involved in the beginning with my gang stalking situation, and people on TV do impressions of my demeanor. That's awesome. That would be so offensive if you turn on Jimmy Kimmel and he's like, you know, Alex talks a bit like this. that does kind of happen to people though because a lot of like comedians are just doing
Starting point is 00:55:36 impressions of like a guy they saw at the store you know what i mean oh yeah like the um that's so offensive to be oh hello or whatever is like based on a real guy that john mulaney saw at a bookstore if that guy ever sees that he's gonna be like wait a second that's i'm that old fuck i'm gilroy i had a um improv teacher years ago who was pretty confident that uh he was made fun of on an SNL bit. That would be cool. It looked just like him and had the same name.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I have a friend who thinks Hacks was based on her. Really? It was a hack? That Hannah Einbinder's character is based on her. It's very possible
Starting point is 00:56:12 is the thing. I haven't seen that show so I don't know how it's about. It's about a comedy writer. Whoa. It's actually about Alex. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah, my dear friend. No. No. I want to go back to reading this horrible story, by the way. Please.
Starting point is 00:56:26 So I'm pretty sure that is incredibly rare unless you are batshit crazy. Wait, but you just said the opposite. People do, I'm pretty sure. So he thinks he's not crazy, but they are doing impressions of him on TV. Yeah, he's like,
Starting point is 00:56:38 if you think this is happening to you, you're crazy. It's only happening to me. Okay, I'm going to read the rest of it. I think I am actually important. Everyone also acts similarly since like 2012. And I think that is because of me. And I'm the only person who doesn't know about it.
Starting point is 00:56:52 And I probably would just suck it up, but they are stimulating me sexually with remote weapons. Oh. So this seems pretty well known, yet kept completely secret. If the radio is doing directed conversations to me personally. So any advice or tips would be appreciated. Is he answering his own question? Unclear.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Tips. You got to bust. This is his question. You got to blast off, man. And then he answered his own question. Okay. And then he has one other question. Sports players are responding to my energy in real time.
Starting point is 00:57:20 People at church collude their energy in real time to what I am doing. And the electronic harassment is stimulating me sexually. What can I do? I know a great empowerment space you can go to. I like that this guy thinks that we're both wrong, that he just says it's just a beam. They're using weapons. Yeah, they're using a straight weapon beam. They're using a horny beam on me.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I thought it was just like, I didn't really think about the electronic aspect of it. Me too. Yeah, you weren't considering how electronic it is. We have to follow. There are other answers on that, though. Wait, should I follow Mr. Guy? You'll think that we're gang stalking him, right? Yeah, don't follow.
Starting point is 00:57:52 And also, we are bringing an audience to stalk him. so he'd be correct. Everyone be cool to Mr. Guy. Leave him alone. Leave him. Leave Mr. Guy alone. All right, go down. I want to read the other answers.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I want to see the answers on this, too. Why do I have to be batshit crazy because of others' harassment? Nicholas says, the radio and TV are definitely part of it. Why are billionaires and celebs talking about me? They try to get you to have sex, too. They poison you with period blood magic,
Starting point is 00:58:19 wanting me to have sex with certain women. Stay strong and God bless. That's my sign-off, y'all. oh no adam says alert alert whatever anybody does after these circumstances do not tell a psychiatrist slash doctor they sure as shit will rip one's head be very guarded about advise on seeking medical help and support kiss keep it simple the signups on here are gold this is a website full of these people huh do not tell a doctor if you're feeling like you're crazy well then because they're gonna they will get you clap you in the madhouse mary todd lincoln style
Starting point is 00:59:00 they will rip your head off your ass be very guarded go on about advise go on quora get some personal help and find out what the other people do when they talk about you on tv keep it simple stupid okay let's see oh there's an answer by cum p lining read it that's a great name Oh, like complaining? Yeah, that's the bit. Oh, I just thought it was another guy from Asia somewhere. Nope. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I don't think radio does, but smart TVs can certainly do that. It's not gang stalking. It's called a psy-op. Duh. It's a group of people in military uniforms targeting American citizens. Yep. Stupid-ass liberals have let white-identifying Asians and Hispanics can have officer position
Starting point is 00:59:46 for university educations. It's becoming increasingly normal for our military to target Chinese units. PSYOPs are effective. Liberals have made easy for a white-identifying Latina to find
Starting point is 01:00:02 a mate that's more valuable than she would have if she didn't join the military. She gets a white guy. I think he's onto something. Can I just say, it's too easy for white identifying Latinas to find a mate.
Starting point is 01:00:17 As long as they're in the army. Mamacita spotted. She got free university education. You whites are told to fuck off, kick rocks, fuck you. And she plays the white card to get a white man and white friends.
Starting point is 01:00:34 She checks that she's Latina. Her parents don't report what they're making. Here's how that fucks Americans at the end. Here is my white card, Kaiba. But you get to be with the Latina. I guess she's not really Latina, though.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Sounds like they're complaining. There's only four white cards in the entire world. Oh, there's more to this. And I have three of them. Oh, there's a lot more to this. Okay, I'd like to read more, actually, if that's okay. Yeah, me too. The United States military encourages people like her to join,
Starting point is 01:01:00 encourages them to stay. When her job is to find threats, her working class privileged ass gives bad advice. She opens her mouth, which she uses to give sexual services to white men, and says yeah well she's a she's a threat yeah she's a threat oh yeah that's your military intelligence she's servicing men yeah she's servicing white men but she's doing it to attack china not latina though no she's fucking she's wired she's white well i think she's white
Starting point is 01:01:28 passing is what he's saying what he's i think he's implying that this is a latina who passes is white and she gets a sweet job as a general and then uses that to suck off dudes. Maybe he's saying that he thinks that the white men should be dating real white women, but these Latinas are fake women. Undercover Latinas
Starting point is 01:01:47 in the army. This is crazy. The Chinese know that because... The Chinese... Read it. The Chinese know that because that Latina whore was watched at her university the same thing goes for third generation asians etc never have i been less
Starting point is 01:02:07 sure what an etc is going to entail you know and so on and so on we all agree i'm gonna read one more paragraph because it's a lot longer we don't have a multicultural military we have one where cultural racism and nativism is encouraged your data is a threat smith's expert working class wants a white guy with a higher pay grade she'll sick her computer gang squad on you that's actually truly truly truly what they do now it's very funny to put sick s-i-c like accidentally in your thing when you have entirely spelling mistake you're in the middle of your screed about keeps going white latina generals dude these attacking giants dude liberals are out of control that's kind of where i'm ending on it and i feel like i am liberal if i was to take one lesson for
Starting point is 01:02:55 the day it's that liberals are really out of control i love the idea that your big political issue is that like liberals have made it too easy for white passing latinas to date white men who gave jennifer lopez the nuclear football i got my dick sucked by who we're not equipped to fight a modern war the enemy already knows this it's latinas are in the military latinas are in the military my mind has been poisoned by latinas all right well honestly saying that do we want to do a quick uh do you want to do a quick is that okay i'm going to introduce while you pull it up this is of course this is of course our weekly question asking segment at the end of the show where you write in questions
Starting point is 01:03:42 to quarriers at gmail.com please send those in is that okay is that okay all right well thank you for sending that in oh no that's just a new drop i actually can't think of a better way to end this episode there's another oh you clicked the wrong one they also just sent us a sweet drop thank you that's our bad hey there curators got a question for you okay so i'm dating a podcaster not a big time you know theo vaughn mark maron type podcaster amy poehler type podcaster but you know like one of you folks you know someone with a pretty decent show here's my question
Starting point is 01:04:49 two questions first should I be listening to their show and second how do I best deliver all of my little
Starting point is 01:04:58 tiny critiques for how they could improve their show you know like all the times they get one tiny fact wrong or
Starting point is 01:05:07 ways that they could make their audio better um yeah curious how to handle that bye great question thank you for sending it thank you for recording that underneath the highway overpass yeah i have real answers for this which is that you should definitely listen to at least once this decide if you hate them yeah because that would be really bad if you listen to it and
Starting point is 01:05:32 it's really bad and you're like fuck me dog yeah if they're like a um a bill o'reilly type and they're actually like evil and you have to strike them down or just it's boring or boring type as far as correcting them i would say you don't want to correct a mistake because that's like what are you a comment for like fuck shut up yeah just don't say anything yeah audio i mean if they have audio issues and you can fix it that's i think helpful but you don't need to be like uh by the way like it's just like content it's annoying yeah the only um i i think that your specific direct access to the production quality
Starting point is 01:06:09 of the show does provide you unique opportunities to be like, hey, switch to this kind of microphone or whatever. But I guess what you don't want to do is be overly critical in a way where maybe this person resents you for it. And that would be my overall
Starting point is 01:06:25 advice. Do you make drops for them? Here's what I wouldn't do. First of all, thank you for the hot drop. I would not continually compare them to another show you like better because that would maybe hurt their feelings
Starting point is 01:06:41 does this happen to you Alex? what do you compare to? usually Poog why aren't you as good as Poog? I don't know if you've heard Poog it's a lot of just like what flight I went on this week the podcast first class versus the slightly
Starting point is 01:06:58 less first class I've never felt more poor than listening to that podcast anyway and it's a great it's a great show I love those great gals but god damn shouts out to Poog
Starting point is 01:07:08 Jet Set Lifestyle also do not date a podcaster it's unethical you can't handle the speed folks that's been the Quarators Podcast
Starting point is 01:07:18 I was gonna say it's like dating a child it's been a war of the mind dating a child and when you date a child it's easy to overcome their mind
Starting point is 01:07:30 with your superior intellect and that's something to consider i want to bookend the show on that uh that's it for us this week thank you so much for listening i hope you learned something from i feel like i learned a lot at least too much at least i think about the military at the end i hope that spoke to you i looked over at you and i was like oh yeah you have hair now yeah i also forgot honestly by the way this whole episode jeremy's had a full head of hair i have a wig on if you're listening i don't think we even mentioned it we did okay never mind we did bye-bye bye i'm in love with all of you

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