Quorators - War on Men w/ Matt Lieb & Daniel Maté

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would I react if hit in the crotch? I'm 18, don't do sports, skinny German, and have never been hit before. How can a corpulent man be a good swordsman? How strong would a resisting inmate need to be to make the staff give up on strip searching him? --- Check out the Bad Hasbara podcast @ badhasbara.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

when adam reached out to me to come on your show i have been getting so many fake podcast invites lately that are all scams and i truly was at first like is this a real thing but then i saw that it was uh not like complete bullshit or whatever jeremy got invited to the breakfast club yes before you guys i've been i keep getting these like things that are like hi and it's like clearly like someone who doesn't speak english very well that's like hello and then all caps like jeremy kaplowitz we're inviting you to hang out with charlamagne the god on tuesday for five thousand dollars yes yes okay this this happened uh to my wife francesca a few months ago when uh that tiktok lady what's her name octua uh no not but it was pre-hawk to uh it was the one who talked

to drake who did the like funny oh yes yes yeah i remember her oh the mean one yeah yeah she does like mean interviews she was actually kind of funny and she got like big interviews anyways they reached out to francesca saying we will pay you five thousand dollars or something and she showed it to me and i was like there's zero percent chance that this is real there's no fucking way it says it right here it's five thousand human dollars i've got like 10 of them so far and one of them was for like a church woman who talks to like christian moms and her podcast had already ended like five years ago yeah but she's putting up big numbers and then One of them was fucking, what's the right-wing guy who wears the beanie all the time?

Tim Pool. Tim Pool. You could have been chill with Tim Pool. You could have been at the compound. I kept emailing the guy back who was probably like an idiot or something. I kept being like, I will do it if you show me a picture of Tim Pool's head with the today's date written on it. Do you know how well we'd be doing if you were chopping it up with Tim Pool and DJ Envy

at the compound? Yeah, you're fucking it up, dude. You should be hitting that right-wing money, dog. You're messing with the money. Just freaking it out. You need to just do the same shit you say about Israel, but do it in a little bit more of an anti-Semitic way. Get those fingers drumming together.

That's right. Hand wringing. All right, I want everybody to get those hands coming together because it is the Quarantine Podcast. Oh, yeah, we're going to play our theme song, and it's going to sound like maybe you'll hear it. Nope. I think I heard it

It's just You know what You can just dance Like there was a song And Jeremy's gonna get in there He's gonna fix it in post Yeah everyone do a quick dance Everyone

He's gonna get in there And he's gonna chop it up Oh yeah That's gonna look really good That's gonna look awesome We got We got like a funny Tom Cruise

In a costume Is gonna dance I'm cruising a costume. Yeah, I'm thinking of Tropic Thunder. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. That crazy dance montage. When he was Harvey Weinstein or whatever. Yeah, back when he was Harvey Weinstein.

Anyway, hey, folks. Hello. I didn't see you there. Oh, hello. Hi. Oh, hi. Welcome to the Quarators Podcast, America's premier Quora-based podcast. We're your hosts, Jeremy and Alex and Claire.

How's it going? Hello. I don't think that's going to sync up. Hello. We're back again. The weather report. We're into autumnal breezes now, so break out those cardigans. You're going to want one.

In the meantime, you know what you won't want is the rise in ethnic tensions in the Middle East. And we have some fantastic guests today who discuss Israeli propaganda on their podcast, Bad Hezbollah. I'd like to welcome all, Matt Lieb and Daniel Mate. Welcome. Hey, thanks. what's up guys so excited to be here to discuss the temperature in the middle east hot again hot hot yeah yeah it's like do the right thing over there but dry i hear it's a dry heat it's a dry heat i think i i think israel palestine needs like a samuel l jackson to post up

like in a in a window you know in jerusalem be like hold up cool out y'all need to chill and that's the truth, Ruth. That would solve it. That would solve it right there. That'll solve it for sure. Because everyone knows the problem there is just, you know, stress management.

Because everyone's too hot-headed, man. You know, the Irish hate the Puerto Ricans and the Israelis hate the Palestinians. Everybody just needs to get around, listen to a tune or two and eat some pizza. Right. That's right.

Grab a slice. It's the Middle East. how come there are no palestinians on the wall i want some palestinians and sal's famous hey sal touch the wall well as i was saying to daniel before you got here matt i tried to match the theme of your show with our show uh and look for some israel palestine style quaras and they made me sad And so I didn't do that.

And instead, we've moved to a different theme for today. Not so easy, is it? Yeah. It's sad to talk about this subject day in and day out, twice a week for two hours at a time, while trying to make jokes and lighten people's spirits. Oh, it's a little challenging, is it? It's very impressive.

It's quite grim. It's very impressive what you two do, and we'll not be attempting it here today. But we have a different, equally serious conflict to discuss. You guys were saying when I went on your show that it's harder to do your podcast than to be there right now. Is that what you guys kept telling me?

Yeah, you kept saying that to Jeremy. That's what we say. That's what we say all the time. I mean, that's, I mean, everywhere, Gazans are saying it, I guess. Yeah, lots of people in Gaza are saying it. We mostly get emails from people in Gaza,

various Palestinians who say what you guys do way harder than what we have to deal with on a daily basis. I bake my pots and pans every day at 4 p.m. for you guys. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

It's a veritable genocide of content. You know what I mean? Sometimes you get hit with a riff that feels like a hellfire missile. That's right. That's something we'll be keeping for the podcast today as we discuss an equally serious topic, which is, of course, the war on men. Good.

Now it can be spoken, finally. If you didn't know at home, there's a war on men, and they're lonely about it or something. We're so lonely. I hear about this all the time. It takes many different forms. um but uh i i so we like to go to different spaces on quora at the beginning of the episode and go into communities but as this is season six of our show which is actually the cyber era where we do

episodes online as as you may have noticed uh we sometimes replace the space of the week with a site of the week which brings us to our site of the week for the war on men we'll be learning today at cobra tate.com oh hell yeah site of the week this is uh what's his name andrew tate's shit yeah this is andrew tate's website which i wasn't sure he was gonna have just a like dot com website but he does because he's a brand yeah i like that he has a dot com and not a dot org yeah i'm very confused by what is going on here i gotta say i clicked around a little bit before it went on immediately there's a box there's a click box that just says top g what happens when you click top g i don't think

we're allowed to click top g uh this is just a merch store so you can buy you can buy fire blood which i guess is a supplement of some kind you can buy boxing shorts so corridors podcast does not endorse fireblood you can buy steel tags you can buy together we fight there's a lot of like powerful words on this website with very nebulous meaning attached can you what's money suit i want to know what money suit is jeremy is it a money suit or is it a lure it's a velour track suit oh this is terrible wow imagine wearing this in the lab that's kind of sick and you know he is being affected by tariffs as well that's true that's true everyone's gotta you know pitch in a little bit extra to make sure andrew tate gets that you know lawyer money claire is the one woman

in the chat has chimed in to say the money suit rocks it's extremely it looks great yeah so he has everything you can buy on here from dog tags to uh wallets ridge wallets with a horse on it So, no, his symbol seems to be like a knight from chess for some reason. It's the pin of allegiance. So he can sort of move in an L shape. Cobras only move in L shapes. It's kind of ironic. And they can jump over age of consent laws.

Yeah, those are our pawns. It's one of the best moves in chess. Yeah. This is someone I picture sitting down to a chessboard every time being like, how come there's no snake piece? But I'm actually technically 16. Don't worry. It's called en passant.

Special move. It's French. Go back to the base website because there was a lot of stuff here that wasn't merch that I was confused about. Okay, we've refreshed Cobra Tate. Now at the top, it says the real world champions the war room, wisdom, resources, and then my account. Now I know about my account.

Do you? I think we should make an account for you. I don't think we need to make an account for you. You don't want to log in with Telegraph or something? I don't want to log in with Telegraph. Hustler's University. I mean, how many years ago did Magnolia come out now? 25 years ago?

I know. It's insane that, like, this character that, as a kid, I saw that movie in the theaters with my parents, which, not fun. But seeing Tom Cruise being like, you know, what does he say? Tame the cunt and respect the cock and tame the cunt. I remember just being like, this is a little bit over the top. I mean, come on. What kind of?

I'm older than you by 10 years or so and I laughed out loud in the theater because I thought it was so over the top at the whole movie I thought it was so just I just didn't I couldn't I wasn't I didn't have my my PTA appreciator skill badge on yet I didn't quite get what he was

up to right so I thought the whole thing was a little bit modeling a little bit over the top but fucking he was predicting the future yeah what it was missing every guy is this guy what it was missing is that they didn't have tom cruise doing actual human trafficking i think that would have been the logical end point of the character that's right yeah he was a he was a

weepy wounded son who had issues with his dad with his dad who's dying of cancer and going the goddamn regret yeah and just needed a little nudge from philip seymour hoffman the nurse what a good movie it was great you know what he needed was like a brother who encourages his worst behaviors just to enter to have a brother yes that's right what's who's his brother i it's like him with a slightly different haircut all right i'm not a hundred percent sure on this i'm just getting into the website and i'm buying the money suit can i just say i really like that they're teaching you how to do copy and they would rename the movie from magnolia to romania there we go i like it i like it wasn't that where they got sequestered and arrested and yeah isn't that where

the tape brothers were under house arrest what's the i'm sorry what's the name of this website Job Hunt? This is, I don't know, joinhu.io. So I think, I don't know, why is it sending me all of these? That's the Hustlers University. Oh, I see. Okay, okay. Everyone is purchasing Hustlers University and is escaping the matrix.

It's sending me like a million notifications. What is this? Are these fake pop-ups that tell you how many people? That's great. Sorry, these are my pop-ups. I have them enabled whenever someone buys a Hustler University class. from saudi arabia yeah i love this uh and is escaping the matrix a man it's like the level of like stupid guy is it's crazy to like this is that this is not just a bit

where they're they earnestly talk about escaping the matrix as if the matrix hasn't already been a played out like reference for like 20 years what's up with all these fucking notifications i can't even see what your modern wealth wealth creation methods are they copywriting that's one of the things you guys offer what's andrew copywriting skill sounding like i don't know what you guys i don't know what you guys have heard but i'm pretty sure like that this is just drop shipping and it's mostly drop shipping based skills you could learn master the art of selling with words. Thank you, Don Draper.

We will teach you how to speak. How to use your words to say things. We're laughing, but I really could use this skill. Copywriting. I need to sell with words. There's a thing in the original website where you could read his

letter from jail. Martin Luther King style or Nelson Mandela style? Letter from jail. it is and it's uh it's called my issues is that christian slater why is christian slater in this isn't that christian slater a lot perhaps too much take him out i absolutely not house of thrones it would be cool if he had a just like celebrity introduction to his jail letter hey everyone it's me christian slater i just want you to check out this great jail letter

look he went to a lot of trouble to write this copy let's read this copy go back up okay yes he is a copywriting in jail there were many thoughts that permeated my mind oh my god incessant and persistent some more enjoyable than others i'll bet i could use my two sentences on him bragging about having thoughts it's crazy i could use my iron mind to destroy them absolutely and force more manageable contemplation that sounds like a like character in a comic book explaining their powers or whatever. I use my iron mind to destroy my enemies.

Snake, use iron mind with the R2 trigger. Oh my god. But sometimes, in places of absolute difficulty, you should allow the thoughts and feelings that come. Oh, thank you. So wise.

They are messages from the universe. So I opened the iron door. He's got an iron dome in his mind. He shoots down his own thoughts. Oh, wait. Very important note for the listener, if you're not on the YouTube. He's rotoscoped in all of these.

Yeah. He's got some weird, like, comic book effect filter on his photos. Yeah. His ass is straight up in a sci-fi movie. Just cut out in Photoshop. Grand Theft Pedo. Nice. So I opened the iron door and allowed myself to think what I thought.

after paragraph describing the act of thinking like this is wild to me it's like then i took my lungs and inflated them with air i know that we said we weren't going to relate this to israel but it does feel like he's going to bring up the iron dome at some point it does feel like it right yeah he's got the iron motif going on destroy the bad days i would be hopeful others pessimistic that's crazy both had advantages and disadvantages and it was difficult to decide which mindset i truly preferred iron so the universe decided to test me oh my god okay now i have i myself have been in jail i was in a mexican immigration detention center for three and a half weeks wow four years ago this minute right now i was there

in September of 2021. I got COVID in there. And then I was deported. Did you think a lot of thoughts? Did you do this stuff? Yeah, I noticed that inside my mind there would be thoughts that were being thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, right. And what, I guess, element was the dome around your mind made of perhaps iron? Sort of a macrame. It was a wicker. It was sort of... It's a wicker mind. more natural it was a natural fiber yeah it was it was a weaved polymer it was semi-permeable

definitely not waterproof no flammable lock yourself in your bathroom without your phone or laptop and try to sit for an hour then try 96 days this is such bad writing yeah this is i mean that's the thing though i love that you can read his own writing and he's also offering a course on how to sell with words yeah it's well it's bad literature but it's good copywriting because he's bolding stuff google picks that up that after about five weeks i had the ability to finally choose a movie to watch sick that sucks man you're already in jail i picked the shawshank redemption because it is similar to how in my mind i feel about myself watching movie of man crawling through shit in order to get to end of movie

i love the idea of even andrew tate like stewing in prison being like morgan freeman is really good it's just sitting in a prison cell just being like you know it's really weird this movie did not win an academy award for best picture it's clearly the best picture of the year you know what i could really see is a movie about jail yeah lovey picks shawshank redemption with like that uh you know call me cuck uh fucking tim robbins a well-known leftist progressive like tim robbins i have a feeling he was not really like it's probably a lot to concentrate on you know just being like i need to convert this this oxygen into carbon dioxide by breathing in and out repeatedly.

In doing so, I managed to stay alive. Yeah. What do you think his poster was? What do you think poster he had on his wall that he was digging beneath? Fucking Scarface, 100%. Howard the Duck. This guy was born with a fucking Scarface poster

in his room. There's one tattooed in his mother's womb, 100%. As a baby, as a fetus going, Oh, that seems like it's a movie about a cool guy. This whole town is a pussy waiting to get fucked. He says, that movie hits different from inside a jail cell. I'm sure it does. Red said something while discussing the suicide of Brooks.

Quote, these walls are funny. First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passes, you get so dependent on them. That's institutionalized. That is The Matrix. Wait a minute. I thought that was The Shawshank Redemption. This is like 100% that tweet that's like guy who's only seen Boss Baby watching another movie.

Oh, this has got a kind of a Boss Baby thing going on with this movie. It's also like I'm seeing the high school thing you do where you're like, I got to fill two pages. A nice block quote would go really good right here. Dude, I would love to see a high school teacher like red pen the shit out of this. could not just circling things and doing question marks over that is the matrix crossed out you just said it was shawshank redemption yeah i i can see some copy editing that could could could be used there in the at the bottom hess explaining i think he means he's he's missing an opportunity explaining how jail brackets the matrix is capital j for jail by the way that's right

If you understand, you will never escape. Okay, I thought this was chat GPT for a second, and now that I saw Hess instead of he's, I'm going, oh, this is even worse. No, this is real, dog. The computer doesn't do that. The computer doesn't do that. The computer likes the Matrix.

That's where it lives. When the computer sees the Shawshank Redemption, they go, this is like normal stuff. As soon as you believe there is another way, You feel pain. You feel frustration. And this is the difference between pessimism and optimism. Whoa, guys, new binary just dropped.

If you truly believe you are screwed, the system is against you, and you'll never get out, a strange sense of calm comes over you. You feel comfortable with inaction because it doesn't matter anyway, does it? It doesn't matter anyway. It doesn't matter. All right, this is a long letter. i'm sorry it's only long because it is filled with pictures of him like this shouldn't be this long they're repeating a kind of the same location as this one and they're all the same expression

how are you supposed to know what he was looking like when he was thinking in there how long is it oh my god there's one of him growing hair oh there's a the story of these pictures is the hair growth he gets hair at the end of them but then he gets rid of it i was thing about like he wants beautiful women to talk to him while he's in jail or something because you can't because you're in the matrix in the matrix actually on the planet what is this well do you see ones of zeros but all he sees is blonde brunette redhead yeah that's from the matrix a different movie i watched when i eat this steak fuck it right so here's where after after a whole lot of rigmarole he's getting down to

the essence of it which is this is why you are horny in an absolutely futile way this is why you're i mean he's basically your virginity is a jail yeah this is why you will never score beavis you need to escape shawshank redemption by buying a poster of the hottest woman you know and these beautiful women have zero desire to interact with you you do not matter and you will never matter unless you become free he brings back shawshank and he says shawshank is about optimism versus His pessimism read who is negative is shown by Andy, who is positive that even impossible odds can be overcome with careful planning. And it's like you're just doing like a high school essay about a movie you saw like this is he's in jail. He's a lot of time. You think about the themes of the movie, which is hope.

Does he does he write at some point in conclusion? Because I would like there's a read more click for sure about his mission. Read more. Why would anyone do that? He says, Andy struggled in jail, but Andy escaped from jail. Red was too much of a coward to feel the true pain of enslavement. Red is the Morgan Freeman character, yes? Yes. Red Morgan Freeman was too much of a coward to feel the true pain of enslavement.

Okay. Do you understand what I'm trying to say to you? Oh, my God. Careful planning, diligence, patience, and hope. Okay, man. Just stop trafficking women. Do you think Andrew Tate is mad that the Morgan Freeman character is white in the book, or do you think that he just doesn't even know there's a book?

he doesn't have time for the book he's making too much yeah what's a book book is just something the matrix wants you to read to waste enough time so that you can't plan out how to i don't know trap a bunch of cam girls in a house in romania imagine i mean imagine being someone who looks at this guy and is like goals you have to be 14 goals i would die this guy has something i want i mean there's just there's just death in his eyes he's just a dead robot yeah I think he appeals to, like, preteen boys and, like, teenage, like, young teenage boys. I think that's his thing. If you're wondering, like, who would read someone's analysis about Shawshank Redemption and be like, damn, that's sick.

It is like a literal child, you know? I prefer loving, rewarding, consensual relationships with beautiful, positive, and virtuous women. That's tenet three of 41 tenets. One of the tenets is I prefer. You know, sometimes they can't be consensual, unfortunately. i prefer look we'd all love consensual relationships we should mention here now we're now on a page that's 41 tenets that's andrew tate in front of gold font where he tells you to live laugh love and then there's some statements he made in the defense of his

human trafficking trial yeah jesus christ just a bunch of cool yeah i like this oh my god i'm like is uh was there anyone like this like when you guys when you boys when you men were little were boys did you look up to anyone like this or was there someone who you were like i'm trying to think if i if i had any male role models macho man randy savage and there was you know there was camp to to go with his his macho-ness so it you know i feel like i think i feel like tyler durden for a lot of us of my particular age we're all like oh he's so cool he could be like two guys these are these are like sort of funny yes kind of goofy guys right they were like strong whatever but this guy's just like self-serious all of my like earnest heroes uh were people who had previously

committed suicide so i was just like why is he holding his hands in like a vaginal shape right in front of his cock i mean listen daniel you're the one who knows about psychology okay i can't read into that uh i think it's to distract from his like clearly receding hairline though sometimes a man will tell another man to enter him as a sort of coup d'etat of the strategy 42 yeah a palace coup of i believe a man is not truly a man until a true man I don't think we should read all 41 10 we gotta close up shop on the Andrew Tate website

we gotta go to Quora for people who are too big of pussies to enter Hustler University this isn't called the Quartators that's a really good idea probably a clearer name we get a lot of feedback about that

but no of course this week's theme is the war on men and we'll be taking that war on to Quora.com here with our first segment the quoker okay okay so this is on um the chorus space darkest secrets which is stories facts and dark secrets okay and this question is how would i react if i hit in the crotch i'm 18 don't do sports skinny german and i've never been hit before so i'm gonna i'm taking from the context clues we're probably gonna say something like oh shiza and then keel over very dramatically is he asking how should i react if someone ever like hits me in the balls how would

i react if he didn't crotch and he has to it's german so it has to be in a german accent i assume but is he saying like what sound would i make or is he saying like should i try it like what would it feel like should i give this a try am considering doing this but would it be good or bad for me sometimes on here you'll see sociopaths who say oh i don't have feelings how should i react in this social situation and i think this is like that but for a guy who can't feel his crotch take your cues from like 90s comedies and then talk just in a higher german accent that's good does it happen to you guys does it make your voice higher because it it makes turns you into a woman that's what happens yeah because then you get kicked in the balls all of a sudden you're a girl

you're a stupid girl i'm kind of like that andrew tate hand pose just for that one second exactly in in real life there is no voice to be had in that moment there you're not exactly you're not making any sound whatsoever yeah you're just going out and then you're yelling but what i don't understand is not having like i don't know a follow-up description of why anyone would ask this question is that normal for yeah that's Cora there's kind of never any answers you can so you can figure out who asked the question by going to question log and then scrolling down and we can see that this is by Jonas Wiley okay he's asked other questions oh he's asked this a few times is that what I'm seeing yeah it seems like he mostly wants to know he's asked 1000 questions

if been kicked hit in the bollocks how would I react if I got hit in the crotch with a ball all right well we're actually getting to the answer here which is that uh this is some of they fetish every day i'm hitting the crotch and i never know what to do i'm considering rope play but what does it actually feel like like this guy's how does the front ways you feel like for boys how would anime characters react if hit in the groin how do rap different rappers celebrities hit react if it was the groin how would you hey matt how would jerry lewis react if hit in the groin oh you got the balls you know this is a good question for you la people can you make groin hit olympics or a script style comedy script here we go um absolutely absolutely sir how would a rapper

react if hit in the nuts what the fuck is this in hollywood it's all about for your getting hit in the nuts script it's who can you get attached wait this is so good somebody else they wouldn't get hitting the nuts, they'd be hitting D's nuts. That's good. That's really good. Put that in the movie. So he found another person who asked, would you watch an action movie in which the protagonist only

kicked people in the crotch? And he shows up to me to say, yeah, that would be funny. Does such a movie exist? Could I watch that? You're telling me that over the course of weeks and months, this one guy asked all of these questions about this. He wants to know everything there is to know

about imaginary getting hit in the nuts scenarios. Have we seen this guy before? I feel like we may have found this dude. This is Jonas Willie. I'm going to follow him. When you keep scrolling down, eventually you see... He used to have a more diverse array

of interventions. Does microwave food taste as good as conventional food? Great question. How can our own farts smell tolerable when other people smell awful? In the cold, does our body require warm covers but not our face? So yeah, at some point he becomes obsessed with getting hit in the nuts.

It's important to mention. Sometime around June. He has 1,000 questions. Do birds ever get out of breath? That's a really good question. Two answers. I enjoy that question. Let's see the answers.

Why do wagtails constantly wag their tails? It's in the name. Why do wagtails constantly wag their tails? In my country, we call them wagtails. How much is that wagtail in the window? this is a classic quora answer by the way to do birds ever get out of breath someone says i don't think i've ever seen one panting like okay i call them like i see them uh they probably do that's why they rested trees thank you pamela i mean they breathe right so yeah

i love quora because it's like you could ask you know google yeah and it would but you probably get like a page with answers but this is for people who are just like, no, I just want to ask the folks. Yeah. You know? I just want a guy to tell me. This is when he left the Matrix. He had to go directly to the source.

That's right. How and where was water first created? That is a fire quora question. Should we read some of these answers? Okay, back to the answers for the crotch thing. This guy, Chris Dickerson, says assuming you are male, then the pain

will be worse than anything you have experienced it gets you in the lower gut uh depending on how hard that is if you're a female then it will still hurt but the hitter will probably also get hurt from contact with the pelvic bone oh nice that's that's damage i love that someone who is literally it's just like well you know uh i've kicked a few women right in the crotch before and uh they don't tell you about the pain you experience uh you know just hitting that pelvic bone that's a that's a key front in in the war on men yeah yeah exactly bone once again it's so much harder for men in all ways that's right because the pelvic bone is yeah behind the balls i like this space darkest secrets i'm gonna follow darkest secrets we should come back here

i feel like we have been here before but it's a host of many dark truths yeah should i read another question yeah go to the next one here for men okay let's see as a 16 year old boy do adults have the right to sanitize my basketball shorts like they're nasty boys shorts? What the fuck are we talking about? Sanitize? What does this mean? There's a war on men. Hey, Timmy, come over

here. You ever had your shorts sanitized before? Yeah. It's called sanitizing. No, just let me It's okay. It's okay. I'm sanitizing them. Yeah. Don't worry. I'm just cleaning them off. Don't worry. I have the right. This is another. So the top comment here is

You have asked this question repeatedly in the answer going through AVS. So this might be a similar kind of, this might be the same guy. You keep claiming that you're not a nasty boy, but you keep asking this question over and over again. So this is Alan. This is my son, my name's Alan, who similarly has 1,000 questions and has been asking the same things over and over again. Why do people think 17-year-old guys are big children physically? It's insulting to young men. Speak on it.

Speak on it. Why do adults handle my jersey like a dirty... Stop saying it like this. Adults test it at children's deodorizing spray on my shorts. What should I do? Take a shower. I think they're trying to tell you something. Do you view my shiny red Nike shorts as stinky children's basketball shorts?

I'm 16. Yeah, I would then. They sound stinky. I love how this guy is 16 and 17 over and over again. This guy has been, this account has been banned. Of course he has. It's Peter Pan syndrome. He knows about English and lice.

Why does everyone keep calling me a dirty children? I'm not a dirty children. I'm a 17 year old boy. Yes. Also, what would happen if I got kicks in the nuts? Would it hurt or feel kind of, I don't know, good. I'm a different guy, by the way. This is a crazy question.

Which is stinkier? These shiny children's basketball shorts worn by a child. boy age 16 or a purple dress worn by a 45-year-old woman. Okay, I... We need to execute this guy. This guy is not good. This is just one of

those people, I'm like, I'm sorry. Just someone hire a sniper, take this guy out. We gotta find Ellen. Yeah, let's kink shame this teenager. He just wants to be sniffed and sniff. Hold on, Claire. Do you think that this is a teenager for real, though? No, no.

I think it's like an adult pretending to be a teenager and he wants to think about a teenager getting sniffed. That's why he was banned, because he's new. His name is Ulf Factory. Yes, yes. Ulf Factory.

That took me a minute, but there we go. I like this one comment from Linda. It says, What the fuck are you talking about? Tell them, Linda. This seems to be like an older woman. Shout out to my home province. Shout out, Linda. critical support for linda who knows about leftist viewpoints and resistance

okay child support calculated if your ex-spouse has another child while being married to you and having custody of your own children that doesn't make sense try again hold on these are her questions or her answers her answers are great that doesn't make sense try again why is it considered a bad idea to make custodial parents front all child expenses before getting reimbursed by child support they don't give me a break give me a break i love this woman she has seven questions so she says her most recent question is i see you're into cannabis i have 73 i have arthritis in my back and knee i get cortisone shots in my knee every three months and another type can't remember the name and then it just says slash new thread i'm mostly sick of the

quote prison talk questions people are so ignorant and stupid what is wrong with people uh shots fired at Andrew Tate. Oh, she was Andrew Tate? Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah, right. I see. Prison Talk, yes. Prison Talk, it's like the Shawshank Redemption. Because she also has something about Clinton. She says, why would anyone say Clinton cheated? Because he was raised by a single parent? Accurately, he was raised by his Grayson Smother.

I raised two grandsons. What the fuck? Alright, so you could get her with a what the fuck does this mean there, because she's wide open. Grayson Smother would be a great, like, indie folk rock album title. She was trying to right grandmother there yes she was yeah grace's mother is nice it's like uh that movie uh once

she's a little high off the cortisone injections to her knee this is also four years ago she's she's now 77 shout out hopefully she's still around keep rocking linda i hope she can remember the name oh no she also was posting 22 hours ago so she's she's still she's still doing stuff what would you say to people who don't want to have children her answer smart what does it say under her name it says linda former retired yeah so quora has this weird quirk where like if you type in your job but then you don't type in like i still work there it says former so she probably put in her job is retired but she didn't write i still work at retired so oh okay i thought that was just her way of former retired is just like and then i

found quora and now i've got a new calling answering questions this this glitch got us in big trouble but not in trouble but we had um hesa denny on and she told us to put our job in as transgender for one episode because she answered a question for us as a trans person but we didn't do that so it just wrote former transgender and that was attached to our profile for like a year it has a different feel to the answer that way absolutely okay let's see if we find a non-fetish one here's another question non-fetishy i don't know why we would look for anything else why do people look at me weird when i tell them i'm a proud gamer they didn't hear you all the way they didn't hear the cool thing you said are you guys proud gamers absolutely roll

call killing spree monster kill um i'm ashamed to say that i'm very bad at the one game i'm currently trying to play which is cuphead oh that one's hard fucking kicking my ass you should play an easier game yeah i've been playing silk song and it's like embarrassing how hard it is for me i feel so stupid have you guys tried like mario party yeah maybe you'll enjoy mario party i enjoyed super mario odyssey very much okay it's like that but it's like when he has a weekend just hanging out just hang out with his pals can mario mario my my weekend with the kids divorced mario yeah okay so we're getting into the answers i would say for my personal response to that you

just don't hear people identify themselves that way in public and they should um this is from jim sadler who's a former design and materialization at techno vonja vtji anytime you do anything that few others in your associates do they will consider you weird it's like a group of wild chimps if you decide to do something different it appears to them that you are trying to leave the tribe huh upvote for him okay i think the tribe of gamers is quite large and i think they're looking at you weird because you're there's something going on with your face I think. I think it's because your shorts are stinky boy's shorts.

This guy has 33,000 questions. When I tell people, who tell? When you say people, is it like kids at school? Priest? Or are you at a bus stop saying, I'm a gamer? So what? Yeah, it's the proud part that really

makes it strange. I'm a proud boy who loves gaming. Gamers together strong. He has so many inconsequential questions. There's 33,000 questions. Yeah. I'm so impressed. How does it feel going from hybrid office-based role to a remote role?

So I guess he has a job. He's covering everything. Why isn't there a BYOB social drinking club in the UK? Why is it normalized to get car tire punctures from nails on road? Yeah, we need to denormalize that. It is not normal. We need to go no contact with tire puncture. This guy lives in Australia.

Oh, Australia. His one detail is he's a true 90s kid. Okay, here's another question. How strong would a resisting inmate need to be to make the staff give up on strip-searching him? That's a juicy question. Now, Daniel was in jail in Mexico for five weeks. Yes, yes, yes.

So I feel like you've got to answer this one. I was not strong enough to make them give up stretching me. Let me put it that way. So we know stronger than Daniel. I was not strong enough. Well, you kept asking them to kick you in the crotch. Yeah. Because you wanted to know how it felt. I've never felt it before, senor. How do I say

stinky shorts in Spanish? I love that people answer these questions. Like, who has the time to be like, alright, I know this one. There is no amount of resistance that would make the CEOs back down. There are dozens

Dude, this is five paragraphs. This is very long from Jimmy Gordo. Jimmy Gordo, who served multiple years. That's a fucking sick prison date. Super accounts, like these guys who answer a lot of questions. Do you guys have faves? The two that we talk about a lot are Jordan Peterson and Orson Scott Card. They're on Quora all the time.

I'm sorry, what's the first guy? Are you familiar with the famous writer Jordan Peterson? Yes. No, I've never actually heard of him. It's an unfamiliar name to me. I don't appreciate you throwing curveballs like that. It's so scary being online. I can't be expected to keep up on every...

Jordan, come lately. Yeah, pretty much. If you're not watching the YouTube, we're all wearing three-piece suits. But yeah, he got his start on Quora. What we learned is that apparently his book, Seven Ways to Clean Your Bedroom or whatever, was originally he would answer questions like this on Quora

and people were like, you rock, man. You should put this into a book. It was a content dump. And then he was like, also, I think trans people are really scary. It's so interesting that that book that people change their lives to is functionally equivalent to the drill compendium that came out last year that you can get. It's just like a big pile of slop that's posted online.

It's just turned into a book. It's not really a book. I don't know about this. i like it i like that there's like if you're 14 it's like you're an andrew tate guy but if you're 15 hell yeah jordan peterson's your guy yeah time to clean up your room which is when you're 16 you're wondering why do they keep spraying my stinky shorts we um we had a guy come into so we did a we made fun of this group on here called stuff men have to deal with recently and we were like i don't know they're kind of incel-y and they found it and got really mad at

and one of their users showed up in our discord being like you guys need to do better like you're not doing proper reviews of the quora space so that also happened they didn't think we gave them a fair shake yeah so one of the things men have to deal with is the quarators podcast add it to the list that's one of the big things men have to deal with i'm sorry i do want to read this story from please read it there is no amount of resistance that would make the ceos back down There are dozens of them within 30 seconds at any time. That doesn't include the S.O.R.T. guys. In my experience, most CEOs in Florida are fat, lazy, and really don't want to do anything.

Don't do anything that will make me have to do my job is a common command. There were at least six guards in my area who were 350 plus pounds. A few of them on top of an inmate will take all the fight out of him. They'll kill you. but if you're super bad super crazy etc in comes sort they will seal your fate in my experience highly trained in my experience they will kill you well equipped they will make like clowns in a clown car and pilot then in a cell pushing the inmate against the wall then down to the floor if there are no cells they'll circle up too deep around the guy it's like a venus fly trap one of

those leaves close it's no longer but if uh and when they will the prey will die that's no longer if but when it's no longer if but when the prey will die venus fly trap the sort guys don't get called off until when they do they are wired and amped so that's special operations response team apparently everybody knows that and anyway they did there's just like i didn't they press against you fly trap style and so i guess no one in the world i need to read this next paragraph okay we're getting anecdotal because it's good funny and true story we were in the day room when a dude started going crazy a minute later sort is in the pod they are chasing the guy most of us backed up to the wall when they caught the guy they threw him towards the wall exactly where i

was standing one of the guards a female had a grip on him she came flying my direction and landed a square hit right on me about that time the other sort guys are there everyone's struggling the lady guard is pinned against me and i'm pinned against the wall she smelled amazing eventually they get it all sorted out why are they all like this why are they all like this i'm just talking about smell getting in the nuts it's the same guy it's a war on men there's a war on men she's better though she's asking me if i'm okay and i'm like in love with her because we all had but sex right there i winked and said yes hold on you gotta get those you got no you gotta get those words in the right order because we didn't all just have butt sex we all but have

right there he's basically i almost fucked her yeah she smelled so good when she pinned me against the wall we might as well have been fucking each other it was like a venus fly we might as well have all had sex we all but had sex well i winked and said yes ma'am i'm fan-fucking-tastic she caught on and said enjoy the memories and walked away and then he says i was covered in perfume it's so funny because the question of like resisting is now in the purview like at this point yeah we're in the rear view now we're just talking about a time where he had basically sex with the CEO. I'm sure she

thinks about it all the time when she's fucking another guy. I'm sure that experience with me is at the top of her mouth. His guys were high-fiving him. I was pretty covered in her perfume or whatever it was. Jesus Christ. He drops an N-bomb at the end. This is incredible. Read the whole paragraph, Alex.

I'm going to read most of the paragraph with some words omitted that I choose not to say. I was pretty covered in her perfume or whatever it was. Guys were high-fiving me because I told them I got in a few squeezes of her ass. Parentheses, true. And felt her tits.

Parentheses, I didn't. Dudes were wanting to smell me because I smelled like her. I told them it was one soup for a five-second sniff. One guy wanted to smell me while he self-serviced. I told him a special word. There ain't enough soups in this pod for that. And so it ends on a joke there. It's a bit of lightness.

So that's the answer, I guess. It seems like the men are winning this one. Absolutely. They're getting to smell each other. Yeah, man. We will overcome. They're getting everything they want. They're getting one soup per sniff.

There we go. I commented, you should write this into a book. Because maybe this is the next Jordan Peterson. and it's Jimmy Gordo, who sounds like an astronaut of some kind. He's already got a Hollywood name. He also definitely sounds African-American.

Yeah. That last paragraph. A real genuine member of the community here. Yep. Jimmy Gordo. Yeah, he says a lot of slurs in this one. Like 15 of them. This is a guy who's spent a lot of time in jail. You know, it's...

Oh, boy. He's not going to meet your... Oh, he's giving people prison advice. Yeah, that's his thing. on your first day find the biggest baddest hardest motherfucker you know walk up to him slap him in the face hard tell him you'll be back later to see if he's ready to do what you need him to bonus points if he's black you're white and well i'm not gonna read the rest because it seems like this guy is racist he says you get bonus points for racism anyway all right well good for him, I guess. Prison works. I'm going to follow him and see if he writes any more prison

stuff. Don't follow Jimmy Gordon. We're his only follower. Don't follow Jimmy Gordon. Too late. We're the one. We're going to have to answer this in court. He's a college major with management. Whatever you got to do when you get out.

Should we read more stories? I feel like we can go to a new one. There's Wolverines appearing in it now. This is locked behind Quora Plus anyway, so we can't read it. I was in jail with Wolverine. They got Quora Plus? Yeah, dude. You gotta pay for it.

More knowledge, more ideas, more Quora. It's only $7 a month. And you can read the better answers. And we have a podcast about this website, but we are not a part of Quora. No. No. Well, I don't want to encourage them.

$7 a month. It's really not even that much money. I mean, this seems like something you should do and then just put all of the Quora Plus stuff on Patreon. You can call it Quorators Plus. That's a really good idea, man. We do have a Quorators Plus Patreon,

but it is where we go on, like, Reddit, which is, you know, we should probably do it that way, though. It would be smarter. Either way, it's probably the same shit. Or you think they put the real answers in Quora Plus? Yeah. If you buy Quora Plus, they give you access to Reddit.

Here's a good question. Here's a relevant question, for sure. How can a corpulent man be a good swordsman? You know, we've been waiting for some, like, real discussion on this podcast. This has no answers on it, though. Yeah, but it's a deep subject. I guess we could answer the question. There's three secret answers, actually.

I have a lot of opinions on this. This is a really in-depth Corpulent Swordsman answer. Wait, I don't even want to say mine. I just want to read this one now. Okay, read it. This is by SazSales. This is probably AI, right? No.

This is by a Corpulent Swordsman, Jeremy. sad sales says a corpulent man can absolutely become a good swordsman it may not be easy but it's fully possible with the right mindset real training and smart choices let us look at it for both sides in a natural way i take it back this does sound like ai another way it's doing kind of the like good question let us break down the sides uh physical side a corpulent body may not move as fast as a lead one at first but it has strength and weight power and sword fighting every movement is not about speed alone it is also about control timing balance and strength a heavier person can learn to use his weight for powerful strikes strong defense and stability and many

ancient warriors were not slim but still great fighters name one name one ancient warrior i don't know a single one uh with training the body becomes more active flexible and quick in its own way. Footwork may feel tough at first, but step-by-step training builds it. Regular practice of slow and strong movements helps in improving balance and speed over time. Skip to real-life example. Okay, fine.

Because the actual part is, I think we've learned, is where the juice is. Yeah. Real-life example. There was a man who started sword training at the age of 36. He was overweight and struggled at first. Others in the group were faster. What group? But he showed up every week. He did slow

movements in the beginning. He worked on breathing and timing instead of rushing after one year is not only fitter but also more respected in the group for his strong blocks and calm fighting style he did not try to copy others if he's starting to get fitter i feel like we're we're not really answering the question here he has to stay fat and be good at swordsmanning right he could still be i don't like her but still be quite corpulent you can be quite a gourmand of technique i think that you could do i don't know if a cro if a cromulent man can be a good sword also what is this example there was once a man like it sounds like it's gonna end with that

that man was me yeah exactly that corpulent little rascal was me used to be a fat swordsman yeah she used to be a corpulent swordswoman male swordsman i was trying to find out if this guy has any like uh pictures of himself or something but unfortunately it doesn't seem like he he does long story short it's a skill game he's another german he knows german and he is polish he cares a lot about the russian civil war and he was in the russian civil war as well and he's taking a break from quora until summer 2025 which is now so he's back welcome back it's just now he is back look at him he's been posting an hour ago he wants to know is an average american more like homer simpson or more like peter griffin oh damn

That's a good I would say More like Hank Hill I don't know why this is all caps Jeremy feels strongly about this I would say more like Rick and or Morty You're going to go off and plan the next front of the war on men Yeah with my piss

I heard the next front That was a 16 year old boy Let's do one more of these questions Do you have a specific one you like? all right i guess we won't have time for does can you imagine if ninja got a low taper fade even though i've been deciding wanting to discuss this for months um it means nothing do i do this one yeah do the quiz course here we're gonna do a politics question here at the end here we are in the quiz course it's the discourse but it's on quora

how does a westerner expect their offspring to be immune of gangs or similar lifestyle when no adult is allowed to speak with them please read my comment below wait so is this his comment no this is an answer is this not him though is this what a confusing website okay find his comment i guess we don't wait so that's got to be it okay so this is the question asker i know that most people are concerned of individuals dangerous to children but i can't see how an inexperienced colleague both underage and of the same age

of the situation to one's children is a better advisor than an older person giving a precious piece of advice no disrespect intended

thanks in advance no disrespect no disrespect perceived I don't know what you're talking about I'm just wondering I would want to

do you have a special situation where you're not allowed to talk to children there is a court order and are you assuming that all adults are not

allowed to talk to children because I would say to him, in fact, sir, this is a problem. This is specific to you. How am I supposed to go to the store when all adults aren't allowed to be 15 miles from a school? Right.

Exactly. A lot of people on the internet are sheltered, and so they don't know how to interact with a gang. Please return to our first answer that we found here. Read this answer for us. This is by Minkin Kyal. uh who is a building designer which is pretty cool uh minking kia says it depends on the type

of gangs if it is peaceful and no sinister plans and no dark subcultural activities then should be fine religious gangs also exist as cultic movements sex gangs are the difficult ones to deal with particularly for adults we said that i've always said that classic sex gang young girls can fall in love and become a part of it it's much more complex than that children are also the victims i don't think there are meaningful solutions because people from all levels of a society including religious figures can be a part of it google search sex gangs is at the bottom there's four or five google search uh click the link please i just want to know what we're talking about i'm clicking this out i'm cleaning my

computers cookies again this is just like literally a google search for a sex game buddy i can do that by myself i don't need to put the hyperlink i'm clicking this for sex gang sex gigs uk maybe it's just not an american thing and that's why we don't know about them ai ai has an answer to this in the uk there are the term sex gangs generally associated with the the far more widely used and recognized phrase grooming gang still don't know that one no which refers to users who sexually exploit children when they say gangs i don't know i don't know i understand what their meaning of gang is i mean are these guys on the street no it's like a like a jetson shark situation this it feels very english it feels very like fagin oliver twists

type thing going on here where it's like how you like pick your gang of pickpockets right like this is uh i don't i don't know too many of these like street gangs who are like no we're mostly about fucking we're all about free love man i'm worried my daughter will join a clockwork orange gang it is very it's specific to uk at the moment i guess there was some sort of grooming gang scandal i don't know that's just because we googled sex gang uk i mean we can also google sex gang america There's also a whole thing about that according to the AI. Sex Gangs America is my homepage.

Sex Gangs America, just a Google search. That's how I like to start my internet trips. Then he also says, click on video button too and search more on this topic. There's a lot more. I'm in Kinkyo. What's this guy's deal?

He's a building designer. I've been pulled by design and philosophy. Each of them can go different directions, even opposite directions, but also they are two best friends. I love this website. Follow Minkin Shaw. Yeah, I will follow him.

He's awesome. Much rather hear from him than the prison guy. He's writing like riddles. He wrote this question four years ago. A room has water walls, glass plus water plus glass. Water is 400 millimeters thick. The question is, if the sound originates in the air in slash outside that room, how would water affect the sound traveling across the wall?

Would sound travel faster or slower? That's actually a really good question. I would like to know that if I could use water walls for soundproofing or if it makes it worse you're my water walls stupid a train with a water wall

leaves a station in Germany at 3pm if it kicks me in the crotch at 60 miles per hour okay alright we're done with the war I feel like we won the war i think the men won the men war on men men war men men you guys have children for once men won

something can i ask that do you feel like your children are immune of gangs yeah i don't know man you don't think so you think you're you think your children could join a gang i'm talking about my children yeah yeah i mean i listen i i always ask you know my wife when you know because she's going to a new school now i always say you know how are she be to be expected to learn from predator if not talk to predator right on regular basis and so i i mean i expect my offspring to not be immune to gangs or similar lifestyle um because i expect my offspring uh to speak with them right it's crazy that we expect our kids to you know be safe from predators and and strangers when they're not ever allowed to speak to those strangers or predators to find out how dangerous

they are exactly i always say you know like if you truly mean to protect your kids they should debate them yeah should debate the predators take the candy from the yeah take this candy from the stranger ask them about the ingredients engage in a good faith debate and you know get surrounded In fact, we should put our toddlers surrounded by 20 predators and make them debate each one. Yes. That's a great idea. You know what I'm saying? If you don't want your child to be in a gang, why are you so afraid of the marketplace of ideas?

That's right. What is the marketplace of ideas other than a gang? It's kind of why I do podcasts with two boys. That's right. Almost exclusively invite other boys. Yeah, that's right. i say i'm listening i'm learning really good gimmicks

that's just who we know you're sharpening your sword yes that's right sharpening my thin sword um okay we have one last thing we want to do which is we let people send us questions that are like quora questions so uh that's our segment is that okay is that okay so if you want to send us a question send it at quarators at gmail.com okay here's a question from a quarators listener hi quarators do google stuff in full questions because i just ask key phrases until i get close enough but i feel like if you ask google direct questions like full sentence questions you're much more susceptible to the ai um take over why did you what was that at the end google sex gangs uk

wait i'm sorry if your question to google doesn't include an m dash it's grammatically bullshit put some effort in punctuate that was was that just a comment letting us know that uh in order to not get an ai answer you have to you have to ask just keywords is that what you're saying i think they're they're asking do do you ask when you google something do you just put in the keywords or are you just are you asking the full question i like to do the full question just in case you know it sucks now with the ai because you know now it tries to you know give you the slop answer but i always like to ask the full question just in case there's one guy on reddit who is as stupid as me yeah that's when our daughter was like

an infant i uh like googled um how long can a baby cry before it dies and just because it's like after like 30 minutes of hearing your baby crying you're like is it gonna die and i could have asked this in keyword fashion but i was like i bet someone's asked this it turns out it is a very common question yeah so it's nice that the next thing you saw was not child protective services website yeah no yeah yeah i'm glad yeah i'm glad that uh no one took away my baby it turned out that uh babies can cry infinite amount of time before before the keyword question the keyword version of that would be kind of grim anyway if you're just googling like baby cry long death yeah right exactly that would sound worse um yeah it's a great question

Thank you, listener. Yeah, I usually do a question. I usually go full question. I like to feel like I'm talking to Google. Like I'm learning something as opposed to just like, give me the answers. I'm like, Google, I have an interesting question for you. You're so young. I'm still in ask Jeeves mode.

Oh, yeah, exactly. I go, hey, Jeeves, comma. What happened to the... Hi, friend. To be polite, I usually start my questions with, sorry to bother you. Sex gangs, you care. Jeeves, if someone were to spray my 16-year-old shorts. My favorite thing about that question is that it was phrased like it was a riddle,

but the end was just like, my shorts smell like shit. From my boy junk. I don't even know how he's getting off from that. I don't know. Consumer fetishism. What did they do with the purple dress? we're all locked in the matrix there's no time to discuss that now because we're ending the show okay wow matt and daniel thank you so much for coming on the quarators podcast where we learn

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