Quorators - Why Does My Sperm Attract Ants? w/ Benny Feldman

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the most important qualities of an alpha male? Why Am I Afraid That Someone Is Going To Kill Me? What are some things that should no be laughed at? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators 

molto bene what does that mean i don't know and we're back for another week at quarators the only show that asks the question what is quora i'm your host alex and jeremy is your host and he's one of the ones who are here we We don't say co-host. No. We just say host twice. When you let two alphas in a room, it's a bipartisan government. We have a very special guest this week, all the way from the Big Apple.

That's right. Famous stand-up comedian, we have Benny Feldman here. Welcome to the show, Benny. Hey, third-party candidate. It's fun to be here. If you perform well enough, you will replace Jeremy. There can only be one Jew. I don't make the rules.

That's Hollywood. That's Hollywood. It's so hard being Jewish in Hollywood. It's really hard. I mean, they're on strike right now. Yeah. Jew-wise, it's all over the place. The Jews go on strike every Saturday.

You know, they have all those rules about YouTube advertising about not saying bad things in the first 30 seconds, but I think the song buys us a lot of time. It really does. I think it gets you neatly over the hump. And thank God for it. Thank God for it. And in his wisdom, he teaches us.

Benny, you're on the internet. That's right. You like surfing around on there? I do. Yeah, me too. My mic's good, right? You guys hear me? Yeah, that's good.

I see you got like a floppy condom kind of thing happening with the windsock there. Do you not hear yourself, Benny? What's that? Did you lose audio? No, I think it's good. I think it's just low. Oh, yes. I'm going to do that.

You have cranked that, baby. Hell yeah. I turned it down because they were playing a bunch of sound effects. Spoilers for the show. There will be sound defense. We'll be riding those sounds. Uh-huh, honey. All right.

I put all my tics on the soundboard. If you hear any Tourette's during the show, it's actually them playing. Killing spree. You always say killing spree in the Halo announcer voice. On the subway? Yeah. That would scare a lot of people.

Splatter spree. I feel like I saw a guy doing that on the way here. Kilimanjaro That was the Halo announcer you saw Yeah that's really cool that he's one of us What stop are you getting off at Bedford Nostrand I think we were trying to get to have you been on Quora.com

I'm really just doing You know you end up on Quora Sometimes you have a question It's only a version of it Is on Quora this person also wanted to know whether or not they can feel like the middle of their ear i don't know bellissimo alex is italian i'm trying a new character italian alex because i'm having an espresso in a little glass and it's like the fanciest i've ever felt yeah this is

we're in the cracked offices yeah let's say the money's good a lot of people apparently i bought this tiny cup so this is our second episode on cracked and i think our audio listeners i think thought we were joking that we were in the correct studio. But we are. It's real. It's like the Know Your Meme faces, like those old troll faces. They have a Mount Rushmore statue.

They've got Doge. They've got Rick Astley on the wall. I didn't see Doge. I didn't see the Doge. I gotta take a look. Benny, you gotta see Doge. He's much large. I just need... We have to start the show at some point. But I will add

before we move on, the Mount Rushmore of meme faces is officially titled Mount Meme More. Is that true? Somebody added on to your Twitter comment the other day. I thought it was Rush Meme. No, you thought wrong. It's Meme More. Because you got to meme the most.

Yeah. I don't make the rules. What's the reason for Quora? So every episode we write a Quora at the end and then we check in next week to see if anyone answered it. So this question was if I got shot in the penis, will the nurses laugh at it?

Now, I would say we learned last week that apparently nurses are just laughing at people's penises left and right. They're going around looking at people's dicks and they're pulling in other nurses. Well, it's like scrubs. Their lows are low and their highs are high. Yeah. They have to find joy in the depths of the hospital. But people didn't agree with us. They didn't agree with us.

We asked a question. Mac, a freelance journalist. Oh, yeah, I guess that's fair. I thought the answer would be yes. But Mac Freelance Journalist says, if you got shot in the dick, other people's reactions are going to be the least of your problems. Just like, all right, great.

Yeah, thank you for the gunshot. That's what it would sound like. One person assumes we mean injection in the penis, which we do not at all. We mean bullet. That's a tight misreading of our question. Good work. One of the questions, I like this answer.

Paul Jones says, no. Besides, a lot of nurses are male. When did we say otherwise? Yeah, who doesn't think men have a sense of humor? A man would never laugh at a penis. It's just not funny, Doug. Yeah, so those are basically all the answers. This one's really long, and I don't care about it.

I must include, for the listeners, now that we have moved over to a new channel, if you feel compelled to answer our questions at the end of the show, it is imperative you use the signal phrase, scrambled eggs. this way we will know you are not an actual Quora inhabitant and you are

well you're kind of like a breach of data in our scientific experiment yeah we're kind of like anthropologists I'm pretty much exactly Jane Goodall honestly for real for real that's me Jane Goodall one last answer from a former nurse John

Michelson John says I really I keep saying these people's full names why would you get shot there Oh, sorry. Why would you get a shot there? Believe it or not, there is actually a prescription drug that men with erectile dysfunction actually inject into their own shaft before sex. So this person questions, first of all, confuses what we mean, questions why you would get a shot there, and then says, but you can get a shot there. Yeah.

Downvoting you. Downvote him. Bad. Punish him. Bad. I'll admit that my favorite part was when you got it wrong and said, why would you get shot there? Me too. Because that's a damn good question.

Why would you get shot there? Why would you get shot there? I don't know. Get shot somewhere else. Your penis is down there. Give a shot of aggro in your arm. You get the Frankenstein arm. All right.

Well, I don't. Yeah. Oh, wait. Hold on. Don't do Nazi salutes. It's Frankenstein arm. Frankenstein arm if it's this level. We're all learning a lot about Frankenstein.

I guess if it's both arms. I feel like the Nazis were. Yeah, you have a microphone. It's hard to do the Frankenstein. He's a double Nazi. It is my interpretation that the Nazis were best trying to recreate an army of Frankensteins. Sure, yeah. And that is why they're all straight up.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, straight up. I won't be taking any questions about this. Let's move on to our first segment. Okay, this is quilosophy. This is our philosophy questions. That one's for later. That was the right button, though.

And it's the same color. I totally understand why you would think that's the Quilosophy one. Okay. This is a philosophy question. This is, why am I afraid that someone is going to kill me? Any thoughts on this, fellas? Ah, fear. Why am I afraid someone is going to kill me?

Creeping fear. Do you think this person has done a crime or pissed off a bad person? Or do you think they just have a random fear? It feels like a random fear, because otherwise they'd know, right? Yeah, sure. It's like, why am I afraid someone's going to kill me? It's like running around town slapping people. You killed a mobster.

I've been playing the knockout game. Why is everyone mad at me? Well, it changes depending on your fear. I'm afraid a spider may kill me. Are you? Yes. What kind of spider? I don't know.

One that will kill me. It's not a logical fear. That's fair. It could be, depending on where you live. This is more of like a universal human truth presented on. Okay. That it is a question per se. Why am I afraid that someone is going to kill me?

There's also some like demographic type stuff where it's like, are they like, you know, a smaller woman? True. That's fair. What's the vibe, you know? Yeah. Have you escaped many harrowing near-death experiences before? Yeah, the gambler's fallacy, but for dying.

I'm going to go ahead and guess this is 100% just people being very cruel to the questioner. Yeah, just people being like, because you're an idiot. Yeah, because you're too dumb to be alive because you're going to fall down a cliff. Sounds like the person going to kill you is yourself. This guy says, you have a fear of death. Death is inevitable. Accept the fact that whatever has taken birth will one day die. It will die one day.

Hope you find peace in present moment. I'm butchering this person. like no that's what they sound like don't give energy to your fears and live with the love and gratitude for each other so this advice is no that's bad advice yeah that's he's saying you've got like a general fear of death yeah yeah this person and it's like i don't know they're they're specifically afraid of getting murdered yeah uh and i think i don't know like they're afraid of like maybe the gruesomeness of that act or the randomness of it or like i don't know like they're not if they were just afraid of death it's like yeah they would have said some shit like that

Okay, but what is one possibility that they have the final destination curse? If the final destination curse are going to fall out of an airplane or get crushed by an air conditioner. It affects more people than you think. It does. Everyone who dies.

Nobody's going to kill them, though. That's good. They're fine then. They're safe from being killed from a person. Has anyone ever killed in Final Destination? Like, killed, killed? Like, by a human? Yeah, but like a sicko.

Because they're all killed, killed by like an airplane. Yeah, yeah, or a logging truck. Yeah, yeah. Time to dump his murder. But there's never like, and then Buck's coming to get you. I've not seen the movies.

Oh. The Final Destination movies. I was very into the second one when I was 12 because there are boobs in it for a second. Fair enough. But couldn't tell you what happens after that logging truck part. I know. It goes through their car. It goes through their car, and it goes through their head, and they die.

Have you seen them, Benny? No. No? No, no. Check it out. Final Destination, sponsor of the show. The franchise. The franchise from 2001 to 2006.

they're back and they're podcasting um yeah they're getting into the podcast game finally uh i just don't like that this person didn't they're like the question is like why am i afraid someone's going to kill me and this person is just like i don't know don't be yeah shut up but it's i mean yeah i think they just they miss they're like you're afraid of death and don't be in general yeah which is like uh it's like fair to say like don't worry about it too much but it's also like not it's yeah it's like definitely missing the point yeah this guy's not afraid of falling off a cliff yeah yeah he's afraid of being pushed off a cliff yeah pushed by buck from the final destination franchise this is a classic example of like a quora standoff

where the question is not clear and then the answers are just more questions um this person says ask yourself why talk to someone professional about this fear is there anyone in your environment that would do harm just for the sake of recording go to the police to make a statement and have it on record. And then they've got the little eye emoji. My God, ask yourself why is the opening? It's like, well, have you considered asking yourself?

Shut the f*** up. Maybe it's because of how you act. They're literally like, why am I afraid of this? I'm like, well, have you thought about asking yourself? You don't share well. That's so rude. My former brother-in-law had it out for me well he got stupid one day

he ended up in prison on lots of charges karma god I love it all one sentence I have more questions for this man specifically this is from Carrie Kazuma

who uh I don't know used to work in New York if you go to their other questions are they all about their brother-in-law

who tried to kill them they've asked one question um how can I find out if there are any men 50 plus years old who are single that can chat with me

I'm an emotional wreck after my boyfriend ended our relationship this past weekend I really need someone to talk to. Thank you. Well, that was vulnerable. I thought it was going to be funny.

Not so funny anymore. Not so funny being alone. Carrie, I hope you find love. Let's move on. Next segment. The quirk place. Our work place. That's enough. I'm Jackson!

Oh, no. Some of these are long. Some of these are long. Okay. Hold on. Hold on a little longer. The quirk place. there we go youtube audio library has its limits no songs in a workplace this question is today i hit one of my employees across the face for being rude to a customer i then terminated her employee and she is now filing to sue the company how should i go about stating that i have any rights i want since it's at will employment oh okay i hit one of my employees for

being rude uh first of all you can't be doing that yeah yeah you're in the wrong you can't be hitting people across the face for being rude it's at will employment yeah they're at will and at work so what kind of job do you think this is it's probably a slapping factory i i hope it is just like manager at sears or something shit this is i find like the really abusive bosses who like will do something so severe slapping someone usually have their own like little office with no one else in it because otherwise you do it's hard to maintain the confidence of just like and then turn around there are 20 people behind you that would be crazy step into my office and

just hear like it seems like it must have been heat of the moment right i don't know i'd be crazy if they like specifically went over and like hey it's funny that it's for being rude to a customer though like it's imagine like the the boss thinks like the customer wanted that like you're at like a coffee place and you're like hey i got a coffee and the person's like yeah i guess and then the manager comes or just smacks them you're like thank you for doing that never tell them we don't accept apple pay again we do i had a uh this is a very new york sentence i had a screenwriting internship in college where i it was just me and an old man who treated me like i was his willful son and he would smack me on the back of the head all the time really like i was messing

up his scenes or whatever get those right what'd you do wrong i was messing up his scenes what'd mess up. It was really for nothing. It was just that we had the dynamic like we were like a family on the rocks. And keep in mind, there was no money changing hands. So that's very important for...

Just abuse. Yeah, it was mostly just slaps. It was slaps that helped me learn. Sure. Yeah. You put interior instead of exterior. They drank the cameras outside for nothing. That's so silly. That's like the least helpful internship you could ever have.

You're not a famous screenwriter now? I have a Quora podcast. Didn't you write Pulp Fiction or something? And I wrote Pulp Fiction. It's been 30 years. I don't know. All these answers suck. If you zoom in on the credits of Pulp Fiction, it says,

Quentin Tarantino with his friend Alex. Through abuse. Quentin Tarantino gets slapping you. And it was in 1994, Quentin Tarantino. Yeah. My friend edited the Wikipedia for, like, the Walmart family years ago. Oh, the Walton family. Yeah.

His name's Stefan Dasbach. And a long-ass time ago, he, like, I don't know. Check if it's still there. Walton family? Yeah. He edited, like, the founding of Walmart to be, like, with the help of their savvy business friend, Stefan Dasbach. I don't know if it's S-T-E-F-A-N. No, they dropped him.

Look up his name and them otherwise. Because then people would copy Wikipedia and use that information in their other articles. And then it became this cyclical thing where people would take that info and bring it back. Hold on. Long story short, he owns several Walmarts now. This is it. I'm just waiting to be back on Quora for this. I lost my audio.

my headphones are still in there oh there Sam Walton undeterred opened the first Walmart in Rogers Arkansas on July 2nd 1962 around this time the Walton brothers partnered with Stefan Dasbach to expand their firm this is on Meta

Unfolded yeah and it's on a bunch of it's on a bunch of shit now just cause like he had it on Wikipedia for a long time I'm into that he's just like part of the cultural zeitgeist in certain parts of the Walden family's history. He does box his way in there.

Yeah. Well, good for him. Yeah, good for him. He created the f***ing company. He's lying on the internet? Good for him. I mean, we do it all the time. Every episode, we lie on the internet.

I kind of feel like you lie under my profile. Every episode, we ask a question. I don't have the computer. I hit the sounds. um pretty much all of these uh answers are people being like you're a liar this isn't real you've made this story up huh so i also think he's liar and made the story up you think so it's pretty obvious you can't hit people you can't hit alex got hit by his boss that was between me and quentin tarantino all right well i mean they could be serious but it's hard to tell

when Tarantino does seem like a guy who maybe hits you around a little bit yeah if you're a willful intern yeah I can believe it

and I love his films I think that's what makes him great that he hits people is that he hits what's our next question are there any rules or laws about

naming bands can I name my band Radiohead 2 I want to add that no there are no rules or laws in relation to bands

it can't be governed band law that must be a younger person yeah yeah this is basically a tweet i mean the main thing is you wouldn't want to have a band named radiohead too because everyone all the google seo is going to be for radio right which is an issue bands roll into a lot where they're like uh my band is naruto and then it's like i can't find or listen to your band yeah that would be like if you ran a website called Hard Drive, which was a popular product you could buy.

Yeah, that would be crazy if that happened. I think I would want to name my band Even More Beatles. Yes, more, more, more. Finally. 10 to 12 Beatles. I'll give you a full question as like the band name.

Like so people Google it. It's like, what's this rash on my arm? It's like your full name. That's a good band name. That's a great name for a band. Why does this rash on my arm? I think there's now, like, a thing where companies are doing that. Like, there's a bunch of, like, dentists that work at, like, Dentist In My Area.

And that's, like, a genuine thing people are doing to get, like, SEO traffic. This is, like, what people used to do where they would name their company, like, ABC Lawnmowers. But now that the phone book isn't around, it's just Dentist In My Area. It's Singles Near You, the dentistry shop. Sometimes when it's a word, you'll have to write the word band, right? So I'm thinking, like, what if you try to have it where it's something that needs the word band? Okay. Like, wrist.

Yes. That's good. We've cracked it. We're wrist. It's not one of those band names that sounds good. That's not the point. What's important is it matches the word band. I'm trying to think of the worst SEO band name you could come up with.

It's like, no, the band, wrist band. Bill Gates, Net Worth. Would be a good band. We should host a festival. Google.com. I guess this is the one actual feedback I would have for this, which is I'm pretty sure Radiohead has Radiohead copyrighted. They might actually.

But not Radiohead 2. But not Radiohead 2. If you could slap that. You know what? I'm not a lawyer myself. We'll have to turn to the comments at Quora to really get a good answer. In the movie Popstar, he has an album called Thriller, too. Okay, well, that worked in that comedy movie.

It was definitely not played for laughs then. It was legally unimpeachable in Andy Samberg's Popstar. Hidden in double rainbows. William Cornell says, sure, go ahead. Good luck on anyone taking you seriously, and better get a real good lawyer. Radiohead One will likely sue you for half your income for the rest of your life. geez, get some imagination. If you can't think up an original band name,

I'd hate to think what your artistic ability would be like. Hey, get that negativity off of this question. I will say, fans do famously get sued and have to change their name, right? That is a thing I'm realizing. Blink-182 was originally just Blink, and then there was another Blink. Yeah, Blink Fitness had a word with them.

We're a number of it. Yeah. Like a lot of them. Bands definitely do change their name Because of other bands This is a very funny discussion to have Well, I agree I agree that bands do change their names

Let's go to the next question So it's settled This is the Quoker Hit the Quoker button Holding This is our Incel and Manosphere Section of Quora It has all the questions that you're afraid to ask

As a young man Why is this the music? This is our original song and it's kind of intended to create a feeling like Harby Ninjas. Alex wrote that song and if you feel like

he didn't, you're wrong. He wrote it. And we will press charges. Do not call yourself with your band name. I don't have to answer that. This question is, I'm 23, and I have zero respect for old people. I think they're a waste of space. I have no respect for anyone over 40.

What should I do? Come on. Have some respect for people over 40. They're not asking for how to have respect. They're just like, now what? What should I do? I hate old people. Now what?

I'm not looking for a solution. I'm looking for how to hide it. Yeah. Let's see. This person says, personally, I feel very sorry. Sorry. Why do they say it like I'm more native? I'm from New York.

I feel very sorry for you. Older people have a wealth of knowledge. I learned how to use an ankle loom from a very old lady. No, you're too old. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck is an ankle loom? You'll never learn how to do an ankle loom. You got to respect me.

I know how to use a loom. Good luck using a variety of looms. What is this? Oh, it's for weaving. Maybe I'm not hot in heaven, but I know how to sew. my garments will be off the chain good luck on blanket season pal i do not need to know how to use this and i'm sorry but i don't think anyone should you should be playing game boy instead jeremy this is an ankle looms have lots of value ankle with an eye oh i thought it was maybe done

with an ankle no see i'm not around old people very often so i don't know the difference between an ankle loom, and an ankle loom. Wait, just wait. If you think your ass is going to be 23 forever, you are delusional. 40 will be here before you know it, and the tables will be turned. Just wait. And that's from James Anderson.

That's not a bad answer. They're not actually answering, but they're just kind of like, yeah, I mean, time will take care of this. The answer is time will take care of it. Why doesn't Batman admit he's gay? That's his pinned question. Is there any answers on

Why does Batman think that? He answered it. He said, because he is not, and neither is Bruce Wayne. Well, it's settled. That's two cracked episodes, two Batman questions. We are fulfilling our end of the deal. We were told we have to talk about Batman every episode. Just work him in there.

I don't care how you do it. Ask if he's gay. He's not. You can ask. It's not a crime to ask. Unrelated. Bad publicity. he's got he's got like a deep underground closet

yeah he has a second butler he kisses alfred doesn't know don't tell alfred you're my pretty butler yes master wayne he's also british a little bit of sugar right here this bit sucks um everyone's basically just like uh you or like we'll see what you say when you're 40 huh so we'll check all right set a google calendar reminder check back when you are 40 yeah and we'll see how long ago was it asked this was asked 19 years ago uh this is asked seemingly in may oh okay okay this is a fresh question so we'll check back in fresh 17 years Okay. I think this podcast will last that long. Yeah, sure. There's enough Korras.

This next question is, what are the most important qualities of an alpha male? Now, you wrote this in parentheses, wrote thoughtful cuckold answer. Well, there are a lot of answers, but this one is very intelligently composed. I think we should decide as a room before we get into it. Okay, so this answer is from John Smith, who their profession is cuckold husband. Yes. So John Smith is coming at this from a cuckold perspective.

I think an alpha male is someone who always considers the thoughts of others. I haven't looked into it, don't know what it is. I think an alpha male is someone who lets his wife sleep with whoever they watch. While they watch. Is that pretty much what he says, actually? I don't know, I'm assuming. I can't she looks

Jeremy read our thoughtful cuckold John Smith our good friend John Smith says because I've been requested to answer I'll try to answer

from a submissive man people are like well you know who we need on this case cuckold husband the founder of Mormonism which by the way

being a cuck is I think good yeah hey shout out to the cucks it's very selfless yeah yeah yeah I believe so

yeah yeah it gets a lot of flack but I think it's a positive idea sure Me personally I need to be the one Getting off

If I'm gonna get off Oh I feel the same way But these cucks Good for them They're like the mailman They're the everyday heroes Who supply the Sex

Sure To Devious Monsters Yeah The mailman never gets to Read your mail Yeah

Or f*** your wife Sometimes they do right Yeah that's I guess you could set it up The milkman like Having sex with your wife And then he's like I might as well

chug some of this milk. That's a boundary too far. They make you sign something when you get the job, but I got, I'm so thirsty. It's like if, like, how, like, you know, drug dealers are, where, like, you want to buy milk from the milkman, but he's, like, gonna

drink some of it. I gotta get a taste. This is such good milk, dude. That's how I got eight feet tall. yeah maybe that is why they're always being cheated on with because they are so yeah they're so calcium enriched that's what we're saying anyway i'll get back to this cuckold here answer please um i'll try to answer from a submissive male's point of view by referring to qualities

that my wife is attracted to in her lovers that is a grim sentence for some reason just like Because my wife is attracted to all sorts of men who aren't me. Number one, confident but not arrogant. My wife is dominant and usually leads the lovemaking, but she will be a dominant bottom to a confident lover in the right circumstances. Number two, respectful. Alpha men know how to treat women they are about to be intimate with respectfully. They know they're alpha.

That's why my wife chose them. The more respectful they are, the more likely my wife will be to bottom to them, which is not in her nature. It turned on. Which never happens. with me, ever. Everyone restraining yourself. The camera's above the table.

If she chooses the bottom to you, look out. You're in for a night you won't forget, ever. And neither will I. I'm also there. Three, masculine. My wife is only attracted

to masculine alpha lovers. You're such a sales pitch. Are you the right man for my wife? He's got his phone number at the bottom. It's more of an advertisement for his wife

than it is answering our alpha questions. Should go without having to say so that alphas are masculine. She doesn't mind a bit overweight, bit short, bit balding, et cetera, as long as the alpha is masculine. Hope that answers your question.

Hey, do you want to have sex with my wife? These are the three things you need. To answer your question, they'll let anyone in here. Yeah, this is very fun because it's like, what are the traits of being alpha? And it's like,

I know all kinds of guys who fuck my wife. Let me tell you about them. Adding comments is disabled on this So I'm going to give it an upvote An upvote for you sir Great We got to go to this guy's profile right

Sure His name's John Smith I feel like it's probably an alias He's asked one question Is it advisable to go into long term chastity Because my wife's bull wants her fidelity To him and only my wife Tells me that it's not my decision

As a cuckold I will do as I'm told I'm always asking this He's right There's a certain level of like lifestyle fetishness that's like, this guy's hitting? You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. I followed him. I gave him a follow, Alex. My wife's bull sent me to my room again.

That's so funny to get punished by your wife's f***er, like husband, boyfriend, lover. And no PlayStation for a month. It's like coming in there unplugging stuff. Also, it's her room too. That's the fun part of it.

It's true. Did you try to f*** your wife again? No PlayStation. No PlayStation. God damn it. No. She said she wouldn't tell you. I think you wouldn't be surprised to learn that every one of this person's answers is about being a cuckold. That's what I would expect, and I'm glad to hear it. Did they all open with my wife?

Happened with my wife? Yeah. What if a condom breaks during sex? Happened with my wife when she was a young lover. I'm sorry. I'm on the wrong one. No, that's the right one. Yeah!

Do the American flag one. I don't want to do the American flag. Why do I say American flag? I can't talk to them. Lower that though So the question is If you're a cuckold husband Does your wife look for guys better endowed

And does she do things with them That she hasn't done with you Slam that button Hit it My wife doesn't ask for dick pics But they all send them anyway And while she doesn't look for quote Boyfriends who are better endowed

When she finds one she truly enjoys them There have been two so far this year Yes she does things with them that she won't do with me anymore, such as licking their body, especially their chest, and sucking their nipples. She's only done it to me once years ago,

and I loved it. She also spends a great deal of time giving them oral, which she won't do with me. She says she doesn't like it as it's a submissive act, but she performs it with her lovers to get them worked up and excited,

and so they'll want to come back and see her again. She also says she won't suck me because you're my cuckold, just part of the deal, I guess. It's hard to respond to that It's hard to respond to you are the cuckold Because you are the cuckold

I do There's a I support this guy And his choices but I'm also like Now I feel a little bad where I'm like I want him to get sucked off You know what I mean He wants to not get sucked off

He likes that he likes it He's enjoying the denial He likes it but he likes it even more That he's not getting it because he liked it so much. I'm assuming he has a secondary worse wife she sends him to when he's been cut. Oh, I think no.

I think this guy's just jacking off. You don't think there's like a little lady in a cage down there? This is your theory on all people is that they have a secret second lover. A second basement with a second lover in it. And that's where Alfred is. This is what homeowners act like.

Yeah. If I could afford to have a house, that's where I'd keep my second wife. We have three renters from Brooklyn here and we're all sagely nodding. Millennials, they can't afford a second wife. That's how you know income inequality is at an all-time high.

Too much avocado toast for your concubine. One last thing from this guy. The question is, where are the cuckolds? He says, we're your neighbors, friends, and relatives, but we're also very discreet. We are legion. Yeah! Where?

Cool. I'm going to remake V for Vendetta, but it's all cuckolds. It's the same mask, but it's crying. Okay, this next question. Sorry, this next segment is our Hollywood segment, Quinsel Town. All right, I might get this one wrong. Hold on. That was the thunder.

Well, I told you. All right, keep talking. Wow. That's enough. We all love Hollywood so much. That's not it. We were all there when I got it right earlier. That was the button, though.

I think you got the right button. It's just... That's enough. I think it's the wrong page. Oh, boy. We can't even use this. We can't even use this thought really anyway. All right, that's enough.

I'm on timeout. Here's the question. I'm on timeout. Alex, as your bull, I'm going to tell you, you can't press any more buttons. That's fair. This question is, is it true that Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood converted to Islam after being explained the holy quran quran is a quran by the wife of george clooney it's quran right i'm white it is quran okay and yes that is why

you think cracked feels bad that they brought us onto their no i don't think that i i think clint eastwood feels bad when he talks to people who have not been enlightened by the uh uh benefits of islam if if the thing about like i love that this person's like watching all of the clint eastwood movies being like what are the subtle islamic influences yeah and gran torino that's what i was gonna say the one where he like dies with his arms out you know like he's jesus like he could be any of the many soldiers of the great jihad jesus christ was a prophet in islam he's just not yeah that's big fact he's not uh that's big fact the the return of god but yeah he's just one of the cool guys in their pantheon of guys yeah he's just one of their guys so you can make a movie

about how cool jesus is 50 times if you want and still be a muslim absolutely you could and that's cracked fact i'm trying to think of the things that happen flags of our fathers they're not coming to me right away yeah you did you did a whole grand uh you did the grand torino parody recently so you're all up in it i couldn't not say nidorino there because i know that you did grand nidorino it's grand torino but if it was about him having a nidorino and he tells people to get away from his nidorino and he says that's my nidorino and he says a bunch of slurs that pokemon use and that's kind of the premise of the joke clint eastwood's pokemon evolution is like small jewish and then like medium christian and then like islam um i do like the idea of like a

religion so powerful you could just convince someone at like a party to convert you don't know yeah yeah yeah because it would take a lot for me to change religions oh my god you haven't heard the word of the holy you would love it it is kind of like the original pitch of religion is like something to talk about at a bar. Yeah. You gotta just fill that dead air we're always hanging out in before media. Sure, turning water into wine

and being like, you'd love Christianity. Oh, you know what would be sick? What if this water was wine? You ever wonder about that? God damn, I'm bored all the time. Sorry, I should read the answers. The top answer is close, but totally different. Jordan King cites Squid Eastwood film

as model for Islamic state fight. Jordan's King Abdullah reportedly told United States lawmakers that he intended to fight the Islamic State like Clint Eastwood's character fought in Unforgiven. But the U.S. might have misgivings about that. This goes on. That's not close. I don't know what they're saying. That's close, but it's totally different. I see that.

They're just like, yes, he's connected to Islam in some capacity. One person said, nope, no truth there. He seems to lean more towards Buddhism philosophy. you know, finding your own inner spiritual path rather than slavishly following set dogma. That is something I attribute to Clint Eastwood. Somebody just took a picture of the word WTF and sent it. And that's Pete Cousineau,

who's a former truck driving and delivery outfit, who lives in Canada. Oh, he does a lot of image-based replies. Yeah, he likes memes. He's kind of serving on here. Yeah, he's pretty good at memes. Shout out, Pete Cousineau. Shouts out to Pete.

We agree with everything you say on the internet. And guess what his profile picture is? It's Batman. Hell yes, dude. It kind of reminds me of my new character, gay Batman. Slam it. Islamic Batman.

Extra thick. Batman's boyfriend. He's extra thick. Who is extra thick? Okay, we've been recording for a while. I've already disobeyed my bull hitting all these sounds. Let's go to the animal segment,

Quora Gone Wild. Okay, I know where this one is. Okay. F*** you. Fuck you, it's a tiger. Fuck you. A different kind of bull. It's true.

Kind of the bull of the cat family. This question is, why do I enjoy crushing ants? Is this normal? Hell yeah. You big into crushing ants? As a kid, sure. Sure, yeah. I was big into that as a child, but kind of grew out of it.

I was never into crushing ants. Ants are your friends you don't know yet. That's true. I don't think I really did crush a lot of ants. No, wait, that's strangers. Well, ants are good, too. I was big on, like, trying to, like, hold on to a worm, you know? Like, I remember as a kid taking a worm and, like, being like, oh, cool, a worm.

I'm going to put this, like, under a bucket so I can see it tomorrow and then coming back the next day and being like, the worm is long gone. I was big on holding on to a worm. Back then, I was big on holding on to a worm. Dude, for me, Barney, holding on to worms. loving my mommy and daddy. I would come inside and my mom would say

are you holding the worm again? I would say no and she'd yank it out of my fist. I had a weird obsession with balloons as a kid. That's real. This is interesting.

My parents banned balloons for me as a child. I'm sorry to hear that. Because I was just obsessed with like holding them. It's the static cling, right? I guess. It's the cling, right?

I don't know. And they float. And they float. Everything floats down here. It monster. Boom. Shouts out to it. Shouts out to the it monster.

Masterclown. Yeah, my parents had to ban it for me. And you know what? That's like a big fetish, popping balloons, but I never did it for me. No, because I think you have a deep love for balloons. Yeah, I wouldn't want to pop them. That wouldn't make me cum at all.

Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. That would make a very different fluid come from my body, and it's tears. Jeremy, what are the answers on the ant crushing question? It depends on the perspective. If you put yourself in the ant's place

and imagine being crushed, you'll probably stop crushing ants. If that doesn't work, imagine all the little trips they make and search for food, shelter, and love just like you. This is Lournt, in my opinion. I like that she said it like she's from

Game of Thrones at the end. She's just like, it is known. It is Lournt, in my opinion. That's a pretty good impression. Yeah, that's draft one of Game of Thrones. IMO, it is Lournt. Look, I don't think you should crush ants. I think that's fucked up.

But they're not looking for love. They're not looking. No, they're little robots. They love the queen. They love the queen. They are born from the queen, and then they continue to love her. And then sometimes they have to make love to the queen to make another queen. Ants love their queen.

Ants love their queen. To answer your question. If you disrespect their queen. Anyway, yeah. Ants are poly. Can you break up with the queen? I think if the queen is killed by another queen. Or I'm not actually sure if they all just die.

I watched a film about this recently by Woody Allen. I knew you were going to say this. None of us know f***ing shit about ants. I know a bunch of stuff about ants. For the record, I know a bunch of stuff about ants. Do you? Well, you're keeping it to yourself really well, baby. I know a bunch of your comedy is bug related.

What's your best ant fact? What's your best ant fact? I mean, like, so they, like, you can use them to model some really cool, like, pathfinding stuff. Okay. Because they leave these trails of pheromones. That's fun. Which is, like, really neat. So, like, the way they communicate a lot of the time is through smell trails.

And that all, like, has this, like, really. But you guys probably know about that already a little bit. Not really. I do a little bit, yeah. Yeah. That's some cool stuff. Not enough to go like. I like bugs.

I love bugs. I used to, I mean, I'd crush them, but I'd also, like, watch them do their, live their lives. Sure, yeah. Et cetera. That was science. We have other questions about it. Let's not stop here. But don't get it twisted.

I know stuff about bugs. All right. Respect. This one answer says, no, it might go on to make you homicidal. I don't know if that's true. I would double check your source on that one. I can't say words today, bro. It's really tough.

You said homicidal. No homicidal. What is wrong with me? We do a podcast at 11 a.m. and I'm just like, I'm so sleepy. This is not the first time. I've booked people

on 11 a.m. podcasts where they're just like, I'm going to just tell you about a dream I'm having. You and I had a shot of espresso. That's true. We're sharp. I had water.

Like a fool. There's a problem. Now I'm saying homicidal. Jeremy cannot perform without his liquor. I know. I had to be drunk. He has to be drunk

otherwise he's not loose. It gets in his head. I think if you torture or, like, kill animals, like, bigger animals, that's... Like, if you, like... Real animals. Yes, like a squirrel or something. Or ant shit. But an ant is, like...

It's an ant. Grow up. You know what I mean? You're squishing it anyway by walking around. Yeah, agreed. And also, grow up. And that's enough of that. Yep.

All right, let's get the next question here. Imagine you're just killing squirrels by walking around. Next question. Oh, so this one it'll be good at. The question is, are ants useful? Are ants useful? I'm going to go with yes. Yeah, they're useful.

They make those trails. They're useful for ants. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they make all kinds of trails. Part of the food web, dude. I mean, I don't think I would use one to, like, repair my home or conduct a variety of services you can get in the economy. But they can do ants.

They're useful for ant stuff. My answer is they're useful for ant stuff. seemingly every answer on this is collapsed so it's too offensive quora will hide answers that they say needs improvement and it looks like every single answer on this question quora has decided needs improvement and i can't see them guys everybody take five come back better and answer our ants useful um someone said about as useful as humans huh i don't know if that's true i i've strongly disagree in terms of a variety of specialties ants don't know anything about software engineering ben u says yes if ants went extinct we would be up to our necks and dead

animals poop overgrown plants pest caterpillars mosquitoes spiders and other ant controlled organisms so they're good eaters they're like the fat boy of the family that's probably not true we'd probably have i mean yeah yes but it's probably like i stand by it yeah they're just like good eaters they're the well they're just good eaters they get they come back for the second plate of poop they'd be replaced in the ecosystem by another animal yeah yeah yeah it's not like that's like if it's a bunch of free food it's not like you know what i mean it's like answer answer eating a lot of it but it's not like it's yeah nothing's gonna eat it you know what i mean Well, the thing is, in the jungle, you've got to stay hungry.

So if it's not ants, it's going to be that next motherfucker. You can take the ant out of the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the ant. Can't take the farm out of the ant. It's got ant strength. I know scientists tried to, like, or wanted to replace bumblebees with robots that one time, right? Yeah. Or is that a villain in a movie I saw? No, I think that is real because bees are going extinct.

Yeah, so they're like, all right, we'll just make robot bees. Who fucking cares? I can make a bee. You guys need a bee? You think I can't make a bee? Give me two weeks. I'll make a bee. And then they looked into this at all.

We're like, I can't make a bee. It's actually really hard to make a bee. God was on one when he made these. They do so much stuff. And that's why I converted to Islam. I wonder if we could make them. It'd just be like they begin. Like the little robots are expensive to be eaten all the time.

Like birds would be eating them. Yeah, it'd be like when those delivery drones go out in San Francisco and people are just f***ing with them all the time, but it would be tiny robot bees. Yeah. They can make it, but they're losing too much money. They're going to get creamed with a bat. All right, we have one more ant question.

This ant question is very good. Thank you. It is, why does my sperm attract ants? Ant food. That's my sperm. Now, Enzo Tolendal, whose qualification is nose Portuguese, says, that is a very bad signal. Really?

Ants are attracted by sugars, any kind of sugar. And as far as I know, you possibly have diabetes. Do a medical checkup as fast as possible. Okay, all right. Here's the thing, though. So this is a specific answer to this question. I don't know that if you have diabetes, it's in your sperm. Absolutely not.

He's shooting strong from the hip on this one. My comment on this one is, calm down, that's for blood. I do not think that you would- Ants like it because they're sexually attracted to you. Yeah. That's right. If having diabetes made your semen have sugar in it, everyone would be trying to have diabetes. Everybody would be trying to have diabetes.

Try to get that sweet syrup. Yeah, because then you could go to girls and be like, you want a second one, dude? I got diabetes. Any of you ladies looking for a glaze on your pancake? Jake, I'm very ill. You could say all kinds of stuff like that, but only if you have diabetes in a world where your sperm is yummy.

I guess also sperm to them, or like... They're huge. I was going to say, they probably look like tadpoles or frogs. Oh, my God, yeah. An ant's sperm is frogs. Yeah. Imagine an ant fighting a sperm.

You know, sperm look like tadpoles, but what if they turned into some sort of sperm frog if you left them long enough? I bet that would happen. That's nasty. I guess they kind of do. They become babies is how that works. Much like a tadpole frog.

I guess it is. It's almost exactly like that. Have you seen how frogs give birth? It's disgusting. Yeah, dude. I'm looking that up all the time. No, what? They do it out the back.

All right, I'll Google it. They do it out the back. I'm not putting it in the video. It's disgusting. What do you mean they do it out the back? So, you know how ladies, they like to have the baby at the front? Ladies. Ladies.

Ladies, you know how the baby come out the front. And so, frogs take that, they do it the other way. Oh, yeah. Remix. It's just like, instead of having a designated slot or something that they shoot out of. Which is what I call the vagina. Well, it's what it is. It's sick, dude.

Stop high-fiving. Dude, I love your designated slot. I'm getting domed by my bull today. The frogs just pop out the skin of the frog. They shoot out the back of a frog, like a hundred little wounds on the back. It's disgusting. It's truly foul.

That's how you came. I'm going to... Do you think the people who are working 20 feet away from us can hear all this? Well, the door is open, so yes. They're like writing content. We're like, the frogs come from their butts. It's not cussing, it's giving birth.

Everyone is ignoring my frog facts. I love it, I'm loving it. It's giving birth. That's a cracked fact. Wait, is it both the eggs and the cum? No, the actual living frogs, the babies come out of their back. Don't they lay eggs? No, they come out of their back.

I feel like I can't be more direct with this information. There's no such thing as a frog egg? Frogs lay eggs. People eat frog eggs, don't they? Those are frog eggs, dude. That's a frog egg. Maybe the eggs come out of their butts? It's not their butts.

It's their whole back. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Do we need to look this up? Yeah, look, those are frog eggs. Do we need to look up frog birth? Jeremy, every time we're off of Quarrel, we do not need to be doing it. Let me tell you.

I'm just going to find a photo of it. Yes, the eggs are coming out, man. Okay, so it's the eggs that come out. That doesn't look right. I don't like looking at this at all. Holy shit. I opened the whole discussion by saying, you know what's really gross?

I'm going to say this. If you're listening or watching, go look it up for yourself, but also probably don't. Because Alex did a pretty good job of explaining it. I try so hard. Just like one of those frogs for caviar. Honestly, snakes and stuff do that, though.

They eat little frogs. Yeah. No joke there. I wish people laid eggs. That'd be so cool. Yeah. It would give you like a real, you would always know where the baby is.

Sure. And then you wouldn't have to do like birth, which seems like it sucks. It sucks. And then they're born like 10 years later. There's like a 10 year old child. And there's, what's up? What's up?

I learned everything I needed while in the egg mode. You guys want to see the Fortnite dances? I learned in the egg. They do have Fortnite in the egg. They have it everywhere. You have to do a Fortnite dance. Okay, so under the table, what I am performing is a Fortnite dance a 10-year-old in the future learned inside their egg. And it's different than the one you know.

Sure, yeah. It's not exactly the same. It's not Alex's fault. It's a lot more swishing. Swishing. Arms and legs. Again, you cannot see the legs. Anyway, all the answers here are just like, yeah, because there's sugar in your semen.

But not because you have diabetes. Oh, yeah. and that also explains the thing with the pineapple yeah but that's not real right no it is real if you drink if you eat pineapple

it makes your sperm taste better it tastes like pineapple I cannot imagine this is real if it's not real my wife fucks a lot of guys I can imagine

I can imagine it's real because I I imagine yeah I don't know I assume it's like I assume like this because there's like

different liquids in jizz you know what I mean there's like there's like the like have you ever watched that in health class of like there's this organ that goes and then there's this one that adds a little bit and it's like if any of those at any

time are affected by your diet see i was in catholic school for this uh moment of health education and we were just like there's sin in this area stay away um i luckily we are on a question website wow i can oh my god does pineapple make your semen taste good what and all the answers are yes yes yes yes missy collins nine years ago wrote yes in fact i believe it does at least this is my girlfriend's reference. I eat pineapple a lot, and she said, quote, I tasted sweet and yummy. You guys are being gross today.

You brought it up. You and your friend, the guy who answered this sperm question, are being disgusting. Smooth Shave says it helps it taste more amazing than it already does, says my wife. Plus, I tasted by two. Pretty spectacular taste, and that's a cracked fact. If you go on the profile for Smooth Shave,

I would expect it to be entirely stuff like this. Smooth Shave is a nudist. Wow. Oh, the name makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. It's not just one of those cool word names. Oh, there he is.

We cannot put that on the list. Does anyone feel uncomfortable if I look at this guy's penis? Wow. It's a photo of him just completely naked. He looks like Henry Rollins, and he's on the beach completely nude, and he is grimacing. Yeah, that's his dick. It's not a Smooth Shave. Oh, that part.

It is, it is, it is. I was looking at the rest of his body. He's pretty hairy otherwise, but he's got a very smooth shave on his penis area. It's about the hair you're not seeing. He's wearing, but he is wearing two things. He's wearing a watch, and he's wearing, like, some sort of Fitbit.

That's cool. Want to see another one? Here he is. Oh, they're at the beach. I can't use any of these. No, I know, but it's funny to me. All right. There's, like, a few more questions, though, right?

We've got two more questions. Wonderful. What's the topic? All right. This is forbidden knowledge. Forbidden knowledge. I want to forbidden knowledge the questions of the unknown. This one was sent to us by Little Miss Headass.

Is that a stranger thing? Well, it's not legally a stranger thing. It's slightly different. Stranger things, too. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's queerer things.

It's a copyright annulled song. I see. Yeah. Let's not dig into that. The question is, what are some things that should not be laughed at? Now, we're all comedians. What are some things that cannot be laughed at? I guess if a boy was trapped in a robot.

Yeah? I feel like in a sad way, like they didn't want to be. There's a whole TV show about this, I think, that aired in the 90s in Japan. Well, okay, yes. Called Neon Genesis Evangelion. I wasn't thinking of that one. And they make jokes about that a lot. And it's honestly not okay to laugh at that

because he's so sad about it. You're just rich enough. What if there was a boy trapped in a robot and he was sad? I can come up with another one. I got all kinds of sad stuff in here. Okay. All right, what about...

What if a guy... What if a guy was the head of the Sopranos family? What if a guy was... Okay, chemistry teacher. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got cancer. But he's got cancer. He's coming to the end.

His pension is not going to cover his family. This isn't funny at all. It cannot be laughed at. All right. Four friends live in New York. There are four girls and they're friends. One of them is friends with Adam Driver. Still laughing?

Not so funny anymore. Anyway, this answer from Eva is, a student failing, a boy crying, period stain. Someone too fat. Someone stammering while speaking. If someone doesn't know something common. Someone falling down because of some object. Someone is poor.

I'm sorry. If someone doesn't know something common is the number one way to make me laugh. It probably makes me laugh more than any other human thing. Yeah, absolutely. Like, if someone didn't know how the escalator worked, that would be it for me for the day. Yeah, most of these things are pretty funny. Someone falling down is famously funny. Period stans?

Careers have been made over people falling down. Careers have been made over falling down. A student failing? That's their first answer. It cannot be laughed at. It cannot be laughed at. They're trying to learn. I'm literally crying.

This is a poem. Period stans, I do know that people get quite testy about those. Yeah? Because they're like, I didn't want to make that. That was a mistake. It sounds like maybe an argument you had with your wife. Well, I don't know how many people are getting testy with you about period state jokes. It could be anybody.

Other than maybe your wife you've been with since high school. It could be her. It could be anyone. Because here's the thing is, there's no sacred cows for me. I'm getting in there. I'm mocking your chair. Yeah. You're one of those like free speech comedians, but just for making fun of your wife having a period state.

Just for bullying women. it's a very specific use case yeah uh can't make fun of sacred cows can't make fun of sacred yeah that's true depending on where you are if you're somewhere that's a hinduist area then cows are very important um the top answer on this is domestic violence toward men when they had twist say it louder for the people in the back what's that they had a like a chat gpt thing yeah so every quora question yeah quora's new thing is that they want um chat gpt to answer So actually, this is a good one because we can learn what the AI thinks isn't funny, which is a big issue right now for comedians and writers, the AI taking over. So here's some insight into the brain of the AI.

These are the examples it gives. Bullying or making fun of someone for their appearance, abilities, or background. Racism, sexism, or discrimination of any kind. Jokes about sensitive or traumatic events, such as natural disasters or mass shootings. Jokes that perpetuate harmful stereotypes or perpetuate inequality. I feel like the HR office had this one written out for the AI. Yeah. They had this one ready.

The chat GPT just being like, cut it out, the 9-11 jokes. Guys, it's not funny. It's not funny. The answers herein will affect the upcoming WGA negotiations. The chat GPT is like, I've scraped all the Wikipedias of 9-11. I know it's not funny. And I'm like, so have I. Saying your friend helped found the Walton family enterprise.

Not a joke. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. This is just people listing things that you shouldn't make fun of. I think we got a good list there. Yeah, I feel good about it. The answer is discrimination towards men. Great.

Mostly. We have one final question. And this question is, how do I legally disappear and never be found? Parentheses, solemn. Do you have any opinions on that? I don't know if you can anymore. I think it's over now.

The era of disappearing Disappearing is over I think it's done We've cancelled it I think One way to do it Would be to Leave the country

Okay I think that's A way to do it Yeah That's a great start I think you can't do it here Yeah Makes sense

But I think The specific places You could go to That I think you'd be Like if you went to The deep Amazon Sure You know what I mean

Sure Who's looking for you there But then I'd just die No you'd have to do it right Do you have to assume that I can, like, survive over there? Yeah. Well, I have to disappear, so it's actually okay to die. I'm barely healthy in, like, the food capital of the world.

Dying is a form of disappearing if it's at the Amazon, so that's fine. Do you, like, jump off a boat? Yeah, that's true. And I have jumped off a boat before, and there's a second where you're like, am I gone now? Does everyone know where I am? I'll tell you who couldn't disappear is millennials, always on their smartphones all the time.

on their latest apps. Dude, they love the apps. They can't put down that thing for five seconds and talk to their father who loves them. But seriously, you cannot have a smartphone if you're disappearing. These answers are all so long. Also, step two on any of these,

step one is always get out of the country, do something like that. Face off. You have to face off yourself. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Switch faces. Face off. You could even just scar yourself very badly

in a way that maybe people don't recognize you if you don't have the money for a proper face-off. If you want to do a proletarian face-off, just really badly wound yourself. Pretty much every answer is leave the country. Get rid of everything you have and leave the country. Yeah. Oh, here's someone who says,

here's how I did it. Took a few clothes. I moved to a new city far away. I hit the streets homeless, and no one ever found me no matter how hard they looked. I did not go into hostels. They don't need ID. I did not open any bank account.

I survived on the streets for years. I disappeared for 30 years, made money, cash, and hand jobs. very good at fixing things you don't need to go through lots of things just go homeless no one will give a damn in the street they too busy being busy that's my catchphrase just go homeless yeah wow and now i'm a quora influencer are people looking for you due to a crime that it's not that bad to have done just go homeless um i have heard that advice where it's like if you're looking at doing like 25 plus years in jail it's like no run yeah absolutely run what is

That could happen to you then This guy's story is I disappeared and went off the grid for 30 years And now I am back and I'm on Quora Also just a piece of advice To any of our listeners who are maybe going to get locked up For 25 years Just run

Don't let them take you alive There's no forgiveness for the things you've done Yeah And that's something you can laugh about Well, that's another week on Quora Raiders Yeah, I think that's all the answers here That we care to answer, I think Are we ready to ask our own question, Jeremy?

Yeah, we always ask a question Do you have any questions you want to ask Quora.com, Benny? Should we stick with the frogs? I feel like we're really cooking on the frogs Oh, yeah Yeah, okay Okay Alright, so we know frogs

Something about their eggs Yeah. Something about their eggs. Yeah. Does it feel good for them? When frogs hatch their eggs, does that feel good for them? When frogs hatch their eggs from their backs, does that feel good for them? Cut it.

Print it. That's another episode. Also, if you want to answer it, please put in the word scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. So we know that you're a listener. Oh. Ha! Well, Benny, thanks for coming on the show.

Thanks for having me, guys. We got to know where our listeners can find you at home and abroad. I'm online at FeldFrog on pretty much everything. Okay. Instagram, etc. Watch my videos. You got a podcast too, right? Benny Feldman's podcast.

That's right. That's great SEO. It's really easy to find that one. Yeah. All right. Sick. That's right. I've misspelled the name of this show myself, and I'm a host of it.

It's a recurring problem, and we're doing our best. Well, until next time, question everything. Yeah. Head to our Patreon for all the episodes and such. Killing spree. Killing spree. No, that's fitting. Bye-bye.