Quorators - Why Don't We Raise Hippos For Meat? w/ Katie Rose Leon

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Big Would A Bird Have To Be For You To Be Really Scared Of It? Atheists, Imagine You're Going Skydiving With A Christian Baby...  Is Marriage Just Another Way For Women To Exploit Men? ----- Check out Katie's music show @ http://patreon.com/stupidmusicplease  Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators  Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

This cup surrounded by wires is stressing me out. Thank you. That's mine. That's all part of the program. Quora is about taking risks, Catherine. Oh, okay. It's a little different than your run-of-the-mill Reddit.com. Sure, sure.

Your favorite website, Reddit.com. Should I fasten my seatbelts? Oh, yeah. Should I check my socks so they're not knocked straight off? Keep your hands in the vehicle. At all times? Just most of them. You gotta do what you can when Quora's in the pan.

That's right. A new episode of Quorators starts now. It's been a while since we hit that one, right? people love it though i think it's people's favorite sound people love the cow folks welcome to quarators your number one show where we ask what is quora it's your hosts alex and jeremy how's it going hey jeremy sorry i was looking at uh the website uh i don't even see our question from last week is there anything you like better than looking at the website jeremy i just love looking at quora.com it's the tops for me it's the tops for me nothing gets better than

that well we have a very special guest this week all the way from the big apple that's right we say this every week whatever we have well they're always from there and she's got she's got this hot new musical show you have to check out please welcome to the program the one and only katie rosalie on america's sweetheart welcome to the show katie thank you it's so good to be here in your living room again alex yes uh well things are a little different now because we're on video it's true and the jeremy's have changed the jeremy's new jeremy just dropped yeah new jeremy it's like uh roseanne where they they switched them out new becky i'm not sure what direction i'm supposed to be looking at camera one camera two camera two switch to two and back to one

and click that is actually how i edit these it does feel like i'm being paid a lot more money than i am cutting between two cameras but that's if only the boss would give you a raise yeah well katie you've dealt with a lot of statements in your life but have you found time for questions you know many statements not as many questions right but i feel like i've i'm ready mm-hmm well we have a question for you and it's who is ready to start the party um i you said that like that was a catchphrase we've done i like it i'm sorry i'm ready to start do you like it because i felt like maybe there was a canned response do you like it it didn't seem like anyone liked it i see on this show the buttons are allowed to be pressed

yeah they have to be pressed i can't help but notice the buttons are for this show if you press the button on other shows you're just i like owe myself five dollars or something That's true. It's like borrowing props. Okay. I'm just making observations. Show business is so dynamic. There's really no way to pin it down.

So the way that we start the show, I don't know if you're familiar, we end every episode with a question to ask to the community over at Quora, and we begin the show by following up saying, what does the world think? How did they answer our questions? What's last week's question, Jeremy? What is the best way to have sweet dreams? Unfortunately, we got zero answers to this.

Zero answers. Nobody knows. So no one knows that sweet dreams are made of this? Right. Right? Seems like a gimme. Even if you weren't going to spend too much time on it. Yeah, you shouldn't eat too late.

I know that's a thing with sweet dreams. Now we're just doing our best to answer the question. I feel like such a fucking loser right now. You go to sleep pretty early. You're an early sleeper. Yeah, like midnight. I mean, it's pretty early. It's pretty early.

We're both teens. We're both young, hot teens. And it takes us 90 minutes to make a TikTok clip. Alex, it's well known that you're an emancipated teen. That's right. Yeah, that's true. My parents can't tell me what to do. Jeremy comes by to hang out because you live by yourself.

Yeah, I live in the end of the wild bus. Oh, no. But the difference is I don't die there. I actually thrive and do really well. I pass all my classes in a bus Buses have such a negative Perception in media And it's time it stops

Positive bus representation Is really important Yeah they got a bus that wide open Yeah magic School bus That's a positive one The bus from speed Is that a bus?

No that's negative I would argue that bus overcomes its circumstances Yeah sure it goes through the hero's journey at one point they fix it while it's moving that's pretty crazy you know i heard the bus from speed is the same bus in running man is that true hollywood facts they'll always come and they'll get you but the most bookable bus all right so we always we know these you know forward-facing busts buses these buses that you know busty buses these maxim magazine buses but the thing is is that representation true for buses that are

parked and dilapidated buses that have been abandoned in a field in alaska yeah you know because no one's like oh good a bus in an abandoned field in alaska probably a good thing they got rid of that one too they had to like helicopter it out of alaska because people kept going to it oh look his bones his bones are here stop people kept reading this story about a kid who traveled to the middle of Alaska and then died because he couldn't escape. And we're like, let's go there. And they kept dying.

Well, it's not because he couldn't escape. It's because he ate bad meat and died. Well, he tried to get out, but the river, the water was too high. Yeah. And then he couldn't. I mean, there's just a whole list to read. Alaska was trying to gatekeep that bus from the community.

It's so true. And it's like really not okay. He gentrified that patch of snow in Alaska. That's our bus. Did he talk to the bears? Did he raise up their community? concerns before he died.

It's kind of interesting. We talked about Grizzly Man last week. I do love Grizzly Man. And Grizzly Man had no involvement with buses at all. Emotionally, he was a bus. Emotionally, he was

a bus. Emotionally, he was a bus. We're recording this, right? No, the computer's off. Emotionally, he was a bust. Listen, you guys had me on because I'm a pillar of the community, and you said you wanted someone to know how to make a joke.

So here we are. Emotionally, he's a bust. Emotionally, he is a bust. It's like this every week is the thing. This isn't like a low moment for the program. Do we have a bear noise on there? No. No.

We got the tiger. Pretend it's a bear. you know you can just uh much like werner herzog says in that movie no one should ever hear this he's just listening to quaraders shaking his head nobody should ever listen to this show is washed it's over for jeremy now that's really funny i'm following mario's other projects well the abdominal spirit of man has led us this the bleak void of two men looking like this for real no one ever talks about boss representation

where's the sleepy bus waiting in slumber alone in the field we are all the depressed penguin today this isn't anything so here's the thing yeah where's your show well no one answers the question we just got to move on but we got some really good ones for you today and all kinds of great little subcategories you're gonna love to plug into so what do we got first jeremy have you been on on quora.com before out of curiosity oh i'm i'm familiar with the internet i've been on there before oh pitch it to me i don't mean to brag but i've seen quora.com i've like typed in what causes a yeast infection and seeing that pop up or whatever someone been like you it's your fault yeah your sins will i die if i take more than two birth control pills you know

quora has been very unhelpful to me throughout my life that's kind of its main uh sales pitch it's actually really impressive that it still exists and it's having a renaissance it feels like a holdover from a simpler time there's a part of me that believes the biden administration is a bumping quora like making it a part of our lives big question i feel like it's very big for senile people and our president definitely is going on like what does a president what is gdp where where is jill he just types where is jill it's a who's going off with all these guns

master chief beat jill no armor anyway you're gonna love this first segment uh it's a little thing called quora gone wild these are animal questions this is our bear sound this week look out it's a bear i like thinking now that any of these questions could be joe biden well we'll have to we'll have to see this is this is the first one i think katie was the ideal guest to ask for this one i wrote it down i said i'll save this for katie okay um our president logged into quora.com and he wrote how big would a bird have to be for you to be really scared of it see she loves it there's so many layers to this how big would a bird have to be

they get big because it depends okay what scares you okay speed or size sure you guys ever like you know see something skitter across the floor like a mouse like you're not scared of the mouse itself but it's the unpredictability of the agility it's The unknown. Yep. Also, how many bird? How many bird? I think one bird.

If we're talking Big Bird, one bird for sure. Big Bird is scary. Big Bird would be terrifying. Sesame Street? Big Bird, he has kind eyes. Right, but if he was a real bird, that would just be a dinosaur. And specifically, they made it so that he has the intelligence of a child. That's part of it.

Also... Oh, because birds are dumb. The implication of this question kind of feels braggy. Like, I'm not scared of birds. Not me, but someone. How big would a bird have to be to scare them? I think it's written by a bird who's trying to get really big. Realistically, how big do I need to be or just a bird need to be for it to be scared?

Something underrated about birds is that a lot of them, their faces are essentially a pair of pliers. Yeah, dog. that's for real so i would say the size of like a waffle size bird i'm not fucking around with that i don't know if i'd be scared of it but i would respect it my my good friend zane's uh wife uh was telling us a story about how an owl landed near her mother once and deeply frightened her because owls get pretty large like a three foot tall owl is now like your neighbor yeah that's not just a bird anymore a pigeon flew into my face like two weeks ago what i swear to god did you go to the doctor were you i didn't i should have though what were you doing bravely ill i went

to see famous band 100 gex and everyone there was knocking into us just walking into us knocking into us and we're like everyone here is on drugs oh i was just going to say that's because they're inebriated and then we left the show and then a pigeon flew into my head because the pigeon was Also on drugs. Yeah, he had just seen Stupid Horse by 100 Gex. I mean, and he was committing seppuku because it's the worst song ever written. This bird's on too many perks. It hit me in the head, and then it hit me on the shoulder, and then it hit the ground,

and then it was like, fuck, and then it flew away. I will say pigeons definitely are out for revenge more than any other bird. I believe that. So he's probably saw your podcast and didn't like your opinions. I know one suck revenge on Alex once by breaking in while you're on vacation, shitting on all your belongings and dying, shitting and dying and running into the wall into your house. That's right. We left the window a little bit open. We don't have a screen and a well.

What happened is it smashed itself onto the glass part. I think mortally wounded itself, then crawled in through the little slit at the top and then just flopped around shitting everywhere. Do you have a cat back then? We took the cats with us because we were gone for like a week. And wouldn't you know it, the blood and shit all over my house. And then a dead bird. Sure. And then the dead bird was dead.

But the thing is, I would say three feet. Three feet. Three feet. They have light bones, so they're not going to be that heavy. But the thing is, they can strike quickly. And so their mass doesn't have to be high for their force to get high because of the speed. Jeremy? I don't think it's the size.

I think it's the anger. I think a small bird that's mad at me will drill a hole in my brain. So much anger. That's true. If somehow I've upset a bird and it's like a hummingbird and it's just like. That's true. On my forehead. Yeah.

That scares me. But if it's a really big, nice bird, a condor who's like, yo, what's up, dog? That's the thing about. I'm not scared of them. I just keep going back to owls on this because they are the most terrifying animals in the world to mice. And then other ones are like, look at them. They're fluffy magoo. Right.

Their heads turn around. Like, turkey vultures are huge, but they're not concerned with you while you're alive. So, like, I'd be, like, chill with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Okay. So, what have we got in the answers, Jeremy? Someone says, this big. And then he has a picture of a giraffe next to, like, a bird. A dinosaur bird. Some sort of dinosaur bird. And then a picture of a hawk. Okay.

Hawks are different. But I think, like, birds of prey is, like, cheating. So, that's, like, a pointy bird. Yeah. Oh, here's a good answer. My son is a firefighter. Thank you. I don't know if I should read the rest of that,

but I like just the beginning. He is used to dangerous, sorry, he's used to dangerous situations. But a couple of weeks ago, his cat brought a live sparrow hawk into the house. They're not big birds, but this one was furious. I told you, anger.

Okay. And it's flying very fast from one end to the other, one end of the room to the other, screeching and with talons outstretched. My son needed to get to the door at the far end of the room and let it outside. The only thing he could think of to do was to put on his winter coat, pull the hood over his head. Sorry, put on his winter coat, pull the hood over his head, and crawl on his hands and knees while this bird swooped and dived above him.

I think I might have been scared of that. My question is, where's the fire in this? Why did you say he's a firefighter? Well, because firefighters are trained in danger, Jeremy. I also think sometimes just, like... Don't comment what the fuck on this lady's bird story. WTF exclamation point. Don't comment what the fuck on this lady's bird story.

She's going to find my address. This is my account. Maybe this firefighter's from the 50s and he was called to get a cat out of the tree. That's true. Apparently it was a hawk. It was a bird in a tree. Oh, no, a wounded sparrow hawk. Help me, firefighter.

My hawk is in the tree. Yeah, due to government cuts. Young man, please assist me to get my large, not terrifying bird from a tree. And then right on Quarrel.com, how big does bird need to be? Have you ever seen the video of that guy who's like, this is my prize hawk. We're best friends. And he lets it up to fly as like a demonstration. And it flies over a highway and gets hit by a truck.

Oh, what? It is so sad. But it's just like a comedy. Catherine. He's like, this is his hawk we're talking about. It's so funny. He's like, this is my best friend. Watch it fly.

He's like. Objection! That's what the truck says. i lost my headphones there but they're back okay uh any other good answer for this one we got another good question after this okay i'll stop reading questions from shirley yeah the the woman just said what is wrong with being woke was the next quora she was answering um she's busy she's got a lot of things to say it's the questions website posters that you keep up with on not really it's hard we should it's hard i think you gotta follow someone's journey the the line of

like aggressive bullying over the radio and reading Quora is very thin and hard to find. Can you read the name of this person, Alex? Joker Normandy. Why is that so funny to me? Because they couldn't

decide how much they their love of the Joker was more powerful than their respect for World War II. I also like if I go at his profile he's talking about how good unions are we love joker normandy is a complex character solidarity with joker normandy do you wonder how i got these gains

all righty what is joker normandy says he says uh it isn't the size of the bird that scares me it's the equipment it carries uh which is kind of the motion of the ocean are they uh saying It's bird dick? I think so. Freaking bird dick is probably the good question. Deborah Powell says, it would be tiny. I'm terrified of birds, and for no reason at all. Thank you, Deborah.

Well, Deborah, it sounds like you've got to go to therapy. Deborah putting it out for the whole world to see. She's afraid of birds. Holly Russell, whose job is pro-EU Brit living in Portugal, I have two pet emails. Wait, there's a good story here. Hold on. Oh, wait, no, he's pro.

okay i guess he he he left after brexit he's like fuck this yeah it's holly that's got to be a she right yeah holly holly probably founder of tiny charity silver coast dogs helping old dogs in portuguese shelters and she has two emus so she's not scared of a big bird no she's we don't think so mallory is two meters tall and a real poppet however i admire emus have a scary look i admit emus have a scary look about them but they are sweet birds however a friend has lived in my guest cottage and she's still absolutely terrified of them after three years uh-huh honey god damn that's a hell of a poppet this bird if you're not afraid of an emu you really you should become admin of i'm not afraid of birds sure yeah if you own an emu yeah i mean that's like one of the

That's like ostriches, and I'm always saying this on the radio, can decapitate a lion in one fell kick. I mean, Australians went to war with emus. Yeah, and they lost. Yeah, they did lose for a while. This is the thing about birds. And that's why they went after rabbits next,

because they're like, well, that's less embarrassing. We need to win. Let's get these numbers up, okay? The emu war was their Vietnam. Made us look bad. All these sad movies about PTSD from killing emus. God damn.

Okay. Yeah, people are scared of birds, but the thing is, if they are too big, they will become our predators, and there will be nothing we can do to stop them. Has a condor ever tried to eat a man? Not yet. I mean... Probably at some point. Maybe a baby.

Yeah, yeah. Like, babies are always getting eaten by stuff. Yeah, by birds. All right. Well, this is a real... The great irony of life, because they come from storks. This is a really good question. This is my favorite question all week.

Okay. We're blowing it up top, but that's okay. Why don't we raise hippos for meat? It seems like they could be a good food source. Hippo meat! Because, I mean, I want to give funny answers, but the first thing that comes to mind is because they kill more people than any animal in the world.

Because we will be the human meat for the hippo, I think, is why. Because there are tanks. I guess if you, like, factory farm hippos hippos and like a truly sick... Isn't that what Okja was about? I was just about to say, I'd like to introduce a little film called Okja to you. I'm getting

triggered by Katie. No, I love Okja so much. You love eating Okja. The thing about Okja is Okja never like eats his little buddy there. Which is definitely what would happen. Okja's a pig, right? It's like a pig hippo.

It's like a fictional animal. It's a super pig. The point of Okja is that it's the ultimate livestock animal you breed to make like 1,000 pounds of meat. But he's got a soul. They give them to all of these little guys and they fall in love with them. Because they realize that if the animal doesn't have a soul,

then it's not going to be as tasty. It's like the most upsetting movie I've ever seen, actually. Oh, really? Grave of the Fireflies. No, it's way more upsetting than Grave of the Fireflies. Grave of the Fireflies is the most upsetting movie I've ever seen. Okay, it would be like if... You both have lived easy lives.

if the grave of the fireflies children got like sent to the holocaust and then somehow made it out and they were like but it also the holocaust is never ending for just other children that's how jake gyllenhaal is a weird clown of a man and he'd be looking like joe romerill you know that's something joe romerill has asked me to stop saying but uh i i remember when that movie came out and i texted people that yeah that's the thing is he looks like this is a joke for truly no one which i don't mean as an offense to joe rubrell you guys are on youtube none of these people know about i know i know which again is a mean thing to say about joe rubrell but here's the important thing is we're switching over soon to be like yeah that guy

looked a lot like tyler ninja blevins didn't he jeremy years ago i listened to this podcast uh a pete holmes podcast which i know very embarrassing and someone brought up um fuck what's the name of the the the anti-heckler comedian oh oh uh hofstetter steve hofstetter steve hofstetter owns heckler someone said him and then pete holmes said oh deep cut and i just thought that's a such a mean thing to say about that man yeah to be referred to as a deep cut and now to think of all the people that we talk about on here but um i also think like maybe hippo meat sucks that's true that is what we're talking about yeah yeah it could be too fatty keep us on topic um yeah i mean like i feel like it's really tough it probably doesn't taste

yeah it's like eating a whale or something it's like no good nope what do you mean nope it's no good i'm agreeing with you oh okay bad for you sorry to shut you down here i'm just trying to yes and or really just remove the and tell me about the hippo thing raddick says all the quote Because hippos are big and scary, answers are missing the point. That has never stopped us from domesticating in the past. And there's a picture of like 10 guys throwing spears at a hippo who looks fine. He's like covered in blood, but he's about to kill these guys. Yeah, he'll get a good score in there.

What has and still does stop us are long life cycles in an animal. That's why elephants were never actually bred on any notable scale. only caught as infants in the wild and tamed. Hippos live up to 60 years and age slowly to match. Damn! This doesn't make any sense because people farm turtles and they live to be like 200. Well...

Are you saying Radek is off-putting? The life cycle thing is true though because that makes for tough meat. That makes for tough meat. But he's saying the issue is that it would just take too long. My hippo's been smoking. Yeah, but, like, you know, the cruelty of factory farming would, you know, pump them full. Yeah, you just got to get some.

How big would a fucking factory farmed hippo be? Bro, so big. You could get them house-sized. It would be downright implausible how big your factory hippo could get. The saddest creature to ever live. You could taste the tears. Yeah. Anyway.

Salty. Juicy. He goes on to say, the only creature on this planet that scares a human with a whip and a gun or spear is another human with a bigger machine gun. Okay, who cares, bro? What are you talking about? Raddick is always saying this. Raddick's always coming to the party and trying to make everything about man versus man. Have you considered the innate fear of the human animal?

Ah, Herzog. Shut up, Raddick. Anyway, people are just like, because they're terrifying. Yeah, they're real big. Also, they're mean and they like killing people, which is kind of the difference between them and a whale or whatever. Right, like cows were huge, but they were naturally docile and were bred to become more so.

It would take so long to make a docile hippo, bro. Yeah, you'd have to really break it. You'd have to break it inside. Apparently, they also just don't live very well in captivity, which is convenient for them. They're a rebellious species. They elude us with their stink. They get diseases and they die.

huh so somebody did try yeah people have tried to get the hippo meat people have tried yeah some like unhinged australian like bitcoin guys like hippo burgers put it all on hippo meat it's george costanza did it uh okay well i that was a really thought-provoking one and it yeah thank you rob lindsey it left us hungering for more but um when we have katie here okay Katie has a reputation as America's sweetheart. That's true. And you can't have her on the show without asking her a few questions about romance, which brings us to our next segment.

Core Romance. Core Romance. Austin Powers is romantic? Yeah, he's mojo, baby. Yeah, he makes you horny, baby. He makes you horny, baby. Come on, baby. I feel for your wives in this moment.

this is i just kept that from i love making men who married our high school girlfriends and we know what romance is yeah yes i mean actually powers now that i know that you also married your high school girlfriend that is romance that's right a contemporary film uh the first movie my wife and i went to on a quote-unquote date was jackass 3d and we sneaked in because we were underage we watched the matrix at my mom's house sick dude but i'm not on trial here what's important is what other people are saying that's weird and not me who's cool all right let's go all right matrix is so sick guess who picked guess who picked the movie it was me

I picked the movie because of how cool the Matrix I mean you can't tell me they love each other you can't tell me an intimate situation you haven't seen

the Matrix I'm stopping everything I'm getting out my long duster and shades I will say I did not pick Jackass 3D

was not my choice no I love Jackass I would argue Jackass is objectively a more romantic movie it's about guys who love each other yeah

the Matrix is very sexual and you know what one of the most sexual franchises ever. I've never seen more people pulling on each other's dicks. It's very sexual and, you know, nothing builds intimacy like a heist. That's true.

When they're trying to get the pandas to mate at the zoo, they'll play them jackass too. See if he gets a blood popper. What props Cora got? Okay, so this is a romance question. President Joe Biden asks, why do some divorces end up in murder?

why why the answers here aren't exactly funny well if you use the d word on this website you're gonna you're gonna poke the behind some and in murder because it's against the church's wishes that is correct and it's against god's will as well dead to defy the pope it's so true catherine thank you i'm saying this every week uh shouts out to the pope yeah i as a jewish woman and I would know. Shout out. Real recognize real. You know what's going on up there.

Shout out, shout out. But for real, though, once you break one of God's laws, it's a slippery slope to breaking the rest of them. You're probably stealing, too, while you do it. They're all equal.

I mean, hey, it's pretty easy doing a freaking divorce. That was my couch, Bethany. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. We have a gun. Yeah, I'm kind of loopy today.

I'm sorry. I'm not nailing these gun sounds. Jesus, Alex. You taught me with these buttons. And then you're not even fucking pressing them. I'm getting some of the good ones. I would get married to you, divorce you, and murder you just to prove a fucking point. Don't say that.

You're wishing it into the world. Yeah, that's right. Ding, ding. Who murdered Alex after marrying him and divorcing him? The thing with Quora is that if you go to Quora and you ask a question, most things you're going to get are a story about the person's life. So if you ask why did some divorce end up with murder, people are like, my husband almost killed me.

And it's like, my son is a firefighter. A bird snuck in his house. I feel like Cora has the same quality as, have either of you ever worked a public phasing customer service position? In like retail or something where someone's like, hi, I would like to return this screwdriver. and also let me tell you about how my husband will not have sex with me anymore oh no i have people just like if you're behind a counter they just want to tell you everything that's going on

with them and i feel like this is a similar thing where they're like hi um it turns out yo play has the highest calcium content and also my bones are weak and brittle because my children never call me oh jesus yeah i think that makes sense i think that that's like the can i speak to the manager of websites. Yes. Squora.com. Let's see if we can get a good story in here. All right.

Should I read this one about the woman who was abused? No. No, I think we're good. Okay, good. Do a funny one. I'm glad we're all on the same page. Some divorces end up in murder probably because one of the ex-spouses

become emotionally unhinged, acts out of anger, and takes the life of the other ex-spouse. That's true. Hopefully, murdering ex-spouses does not frequently occur. That's by Jur Fork. gonna upvote that wow jeremy's an ally we're pro not murdering yeah well you have to say it these days yeah but see the good thing about this is you're gonna get a lot of sympathetic uh feedback

to to the murderer uh this is jignesh parekh who says husband may not be ready to pay huge alimony to his wife so husband would murder his wife instead of filing divorce case in court i mean hey we've all been there he's right but what side does the host of the courators podcast come out when it comes to divorcing your ex murder or no murder i what do you think you murdering your wife like say it directly into the heart they're so murderable like this is what i say every week i always side with the law how do how did we lose monetization on youtube i don't get it what did we say is it just because of

stealing the song jump and saying that i invented the song jump over and over again because i was joking about that i once uh for an old job i i had to film a video and we were demonetized because the interviewee held up a plastic squirt gun so who knows who knows we weren't making any money on there anyway who cares we're just here bad mouthing joe rumrill Oh, big Joe Rumrill. Nancy V says, well, it's either divorce or murder. Not both. There are obsessed and unwell people who try to cling to a relationship by extreme measures.

Wait. Sadly, it only worsens their plight. It's either divorce or it's murder. It's not both. You got to pick one. Pick a side. Flip a coin. Divorce or murder?

Whoa. It's America's number one game show. Divorce or murder. Hosted by Howie Mandel, America's southern sweetheart. Let's spin the wheel and see what your spouse will do to you. We're going to find out who gets the kids. Okay. Oh, wait, wrong.

Is that going to be who gets the kids? See, it would have been funny if I did it right the first time. Well, I didn't want them in the first place anyway. Let's poll the audience. what the hell okay um there's not a lot of that one's busted yeah we're done with that let's just say there's no firefighter stories in that one okay all right well this is a question that's on everybody's mind yo check it you have a great answer check this dog i'm sure i do what the alex get it together you want to throw some background music on what we got

Do we still have cereal? Yeah, we got cereal. It only lasts for a short time, though, so look out for that. Get that ennui piano on the mic. I believe it. It shouldn't last too long because we will get in trouble. Is marriage just another way for women to exploit men? I'm Sarah Koenig.

Is that the whole question? Yeah, that's it. I'm Sarah Koenig. Who runs the world? That's so funny. Girls. It's so funny because, like, I mean, if I'm going to be annoying about it, everyone knows that marriage was a way for the patriarchy to oppress women

and, like, own them. Oh, here we go. The liberal media at it again. So they want you to think. But really, they won't let you have a game of 10. It was a double reverse double cross where they're like, ha, ha, ha, actually, I like being kept. i think women like being a precious fly reserved in amber never changing that's like the new tiktok

trend of like um the return women who are like they tricked us into having jobs it's like yeah no they tricked you into having like a bank account they don't want you to have a blue blouse these ladies love having a blue blouse look it up anyway uh the thing is that women they want you to get married to them and so instead when you break up you can divorce instead of murder but the thing is i gotta kill you know what it's true i i've been to the meetings and it's part of the plan where first we trap you into slavery via marriage and then have you bring us trinkets such as shiny bracelets spoons appliances uh tampons and we slowly build

a mech out of them to do the human instrumentality project. It's a mouthful. Yeah, you know what I was trying to say. But I started laughing too hard at myself halfway through because that one was just for me. Katie, I'm at it again.

Yeah, no, it's a similar thing. The ladies be like those birds. You've got to give them their precious baubles and trinkets. Yeah. And so, yeah, they're tricking us. Let's see what the comments are. I hope they're unhinged. okay um let's see uh no it's lots of women being like no uh not true lies it is true i uh i watch a lot of reality tv and uh i watched all of uh love is blind and that definitely does seem a lot

of women be tricking men into getting married that's true they just want the prize money from the tv show that show is ridiculous they've released it for every country in the world Let me tell you something. If anything, that show proves love is not blind because it never works out. And also, you can't fall in love in a bubble because you need people to interact. So I'm pitching a reality show where you immediately are put in the most stressful situation possible. Like all the contestants have to get on a New York City public bus and immediately someone with a knife gets on. And it's called Trauma Bonding the Dating Show.

Yeah. Okay. Because that's what brings people together. Yeah. You have to find parking at an Ikea. You got to go to a party where all your exes are and there's lots of booze. Like, I think that would be a better way to suss out a mate for television. Those are slightly lower stakes than the knife one.

But we'll start with the knife. And that's like, that's the pilot. I mean, you can't do that. You're going to run out of money. It's like Rock of Love where they have to kick a few girls off right away. So that's like just the cold moment. They're getting stabbed. Yeah.

I thought you were saying instead of them being blind, they have to do the full fuck. And then this TV show is called Love is a Full Fuck. They can't talk. They have to fuck each other. And then they see if they like each other or not. They can tell if the other guy went to school and stuff. Sure. Naked and afraid to be single.

Ooh, there you go. Yes. Naked and afraid of dying alone. That's good. Write that down. Write that down. It's the writer's strike. You guys need that.

Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, all these women are in denial. I found a good answer. It's not true. Bunny97 says, Let's go. I refuse to do that to any man. That's probably the main reason why I didn't get married to anyone,

which I think is very funny. Okay, Bunny97. I don't want to exploit men. At this point, the only way I would marry anyone is if I don't think I could live without them being my husband. Bunny97. Bunny97, by the way, got to be 26 years old. buddy 97 is like i will not marry anyone until i want to die the key word is is that they did not

express they're framing this like it was a choice that they have not been married well they don't want to manipulate men that's true that's true because men are so because they're not like other girls fresh yeah no it's that's that's basically their whole vibe but look at their account yeah and like also not to brag but like my favorite food it's pizza i love hamburger wait a minute this is jennifer lawrence oh my god um what else should she say since my nudes leaked i promised never to marry a man remember that remember when that happened uh honestly no i i i don't know if that happened but i erased it from my brain in solidarity i didn't make that up i'm not some sicko

uh i think you just watched x-men and you thought that she was naked no but that's just that's mystique that i know mystique isn't naked or she is but she's blue so it can be any kinds of shapes it's navi rules by the way the things they get away with with mystique good lord that's a whole other podcasts but yeah that's probably all of our romance questions for this week i uh i have a something to say not very romantic come on we we we had we had stuff about like can you kill people that was that was pretty good i mean i guess that's passion yeah that's passion you can't have love without passion um i mean look at mystique love is an anger love is an anger love without anger isn't love at all god the red bull is wearing off love isn't anger anger is for birds

next question this one guy jimmy lee wrote a whole story about his relationship with his wife julia his real wife julia is so great guys that's literally what it is shut up jimmy lee i shoot you with a gun for sassy oh no sorry his bio says i drink and i know things which is something that tyrian says from game of thrones that's kind of a deep cut their game night is really fun you guys yeah i mean they have a strong relationship they don't do it like everyone when they play apples to apples they put their own cards in the mix oh their cards are against humanity okay okay let's read some other please what's our next some great questions uh i need you to click on the doc to know what the thing is you keep going to different websites this is our religion

segment forbidden fruit and now i can play the buddhist music oh no alex you have one child i found it it's i can't really label them i like that you think that buddhists are the cops weird subversive thing the karma police it's just a song arrest this man oh man okay uh this was sent in by tobias franklin oh tobias franklin this is kind of a logic question okay um atheists whoa that's us uh imagine you're going skydiving with the christian baby suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept jesus as your lord and savior what would you do a talking baby

we've all been there we've all been there you open up your parachute and the baby you're attached to says hello i love these questions because in what world am i in this scenario in what world am i god's world god's world god's world next question i love when christians pose these logic questions and are not concerned. Like, they're like atheists. They go skydiving with a baby, those godless heathens.

That's what they do. They're probably done with their divorce and murder. What do you do after that? You take your baby skydiving next to your sick fuck. They have no fear of hell. Yeah, they have no fear of hell.

They don't care if they die. Well, they're not taking their baby skydiving because this is a Christian baby. Oh, right. Well, maybe their baby... Right, so this is just our baby. Yes, who has been baptized

and believes that Christ is his savior. Have you considered during the divorce, when things were getting so bad before you killed your wife, that Christian neighbor took in your baby? Why does the baby have its own parachute? Does he? We don't know that. It says the baby won't open his parachute. Because if it's a baby, he'd just be strapped to your chest and you'd be like, too bad, bitch, and you'd open your own parachute. This baby is falling through the sky with a little backpack and his skin is flying because he's a baby.

either your precious lamb will save us both or not at all uh counterpoint uh if jesus christ gave a shit about this parachuted baby i'm sure he'd intervene it all that's true that's true well he's not the lord is not about this the baby didn't chose to die right that's suicide yeah that's a sin that's that baby's going to hell also i talked to my good man the pope and He said that baby's from a divorced family, so he's all right. Oh, Graham. Lost cause. Going to hell.

Yeah, your first mistake is giving the baby his own parachute. I will not open my power shoe unless you accept Jesus. You always do this. You never let us do anything fun. I will follow my dad's unless you renounce your godless religion. God, you know, it's already such a bummer when someone brings a baby to a party. Like, when your friend who had a kid is always insisting, like, oh yeah like he loves you know fucking film noir or whatever like bringing babies to places babies

don't want to be but now he's like popping off about his new religious beliefs like it's so annoying like your baby sucks first you bring your kid to the bar and now he's proselytizing like get out of here imagine you're about to jump and you're like you're on an airplane you're like yo this fucking rules you guys ready and you look over and there's a baby you're like fucking you brought your baby here yeah why is it doing the rosary right now this might be baby jesus it could it's the only baby i know that's really that christian well and he's asking you to accept jesus directly to your face um christ child i don't know it's just this baby such a buzzkill bumps me out honestly but maybe sucks so the question is the question is what would we do

what would we do and i think it's let the baby die sure yeah this is an abomination child yeah I mean, if a, well, and also if like a baby's speaking full sentences to me, I have more concerns going on. You know, I got to deal with my own shit. That baby might be the devil. Yeah, that's usually a Damien situation. Right, he's pulling a trick. He's pulling a trick.

And also, you know, you got to put your own mask on first when the plane's going down. That's so true. Also, like if you're with someone and they threaten suicide, that's an abusive relationship. That's abuse. This baby is emotionally abusing you. I don't appreciate being gaslit by this genius baby. Do what I want or I'll kill myself? Yeah, sounds familiar.

Yeah, I know this isn't Reddit, but this does verge into like, raising my child is abuse territory. Raising my Christian child. That's to be covered on the bonus. Again, subscribe to patreon.com slash Quarriators. Any good answers for this one? I want to say what I would do, I think, is I would just pull the baby's

parachute because he's a baby. I could just overpower him. Once again, in this scenario, the baby would be attached to you. like a yeah the the the baby shell and the baby shell well here's the thing too okay so imagine the baby is attached to you and you both have parachutes this is so fucked up that's gonna totally fuck up the whole thing right i think the baby is tom cruise yeah all right who knows about the baby all right what does anybody have any good answers or are they all just really mad

most people are just like here's a question for you why would a baby be skydiving shut up shut up that's what we asked yeah we asked would you shut up uh most people agree with us that the baby is probably a spawn of satan because it does talk bye bye bye bye little baby i like this one uh frank odin says nothing That baby is obviously lying because all babies are atheists. That's true. I don't know if that is true. I feel like all babies are nothing.

They don't have beliefs. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they're agnostic. They're neutral. Although if they get baptized, they're technically Christian babies. They worship their parents as gods. They're polytheistic. Babies are kind of like the biggest Christians because you just tell them the story once

and they're like, that's all I know. That's messed up what the Romans did. I don't know. I feel like if you go to a baby, they're like, you appear and then you put your hands over your face and now you're gone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's false idols.

That's true. That's for real. All right. Well, this question made me question my faith. I like this one. It's probably buffing. Babies like to bluff. Sorry, bluff.

It's probably bluffing. Babies love to bluff. Babies love to bluff. You ever play poker with a baby? No. They love to bluff. Yeah. I got reamed.

Boss Baby came over here and stole every dime I had. That's interesting. If you're skydiving with Boss Baby and he's telling you to renounce your religion and accept capitalism as the one true guy. Yeah, you also have to know that he's your boss. He is your boss and he is a baby. He's my boss, so I have to do what he says. Social pressure situation.

He controls my health insurance. I'm only skydiving because it was a company retreat. I hate this shit, but they said I have to take part of the company culture and I never hang out after work and that's why I don't get a raise. And you're going to need health insurance when you're skydiving. Oh, wait. Can I read one more answer before we move on? Yes, please.

I would watch the baby go splat. Come on. You idiot. The baby has its own parachute. Freaking moron. That's kind of what we said. We can't really make fun. That's exactly what we said.

I love freaking moron. Freaking moron is the answer to all of these questions. Freaking dumbass. Cool. Cool. Next segment, the quoker. All right. This is the Quokker.

Incel and Manosphere. Oh, okay. The Quokker. It's like the Joker, but it's Quora. Neither of these questions are really that related to incels. I feel like the divorce, I feel like romance section was more incel-y then. It was a split. I didn't know where to put it.

But this is a really good one because incels are always saying this. And the question is. This has one answer. so we could be the second people to ever answer it. Okay. Why have Marge Simpson's beautiful sisters, Patti and Selma, never married? We all agree that the sisters are beautiful.

Well, I think an incel would think Patti and Selma are beautiful because they're involuntarily celibate. Yeah, or anyone. They're so full of cum that they think Patti and Selma are beautiful. One of them did get married to Troy McClure. Is that true?

Yeah. Wow. I'm going to write it. It was a sham marriage. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, put that in there. We're going to get a ton of Korra gold for this. One of them did, actually.

And I'm going to write... To Troy McClure. No, I'm going to write freaking moron. Fair enough. Yeah, and that must have been really hard for Selmar or whoever the one who didn't get married was. I mean, she leaves him and it's like a whole thing. Clearly this guy is not the first in the canon.

Yeah, he doesn't know the Simpsons as well as he could. There is one answer from Kalo Fox, who says, Patty is a lesbian, and the show premiered during a season when gay marriage was illegal. Yeah, that is true. Sorry, during a time when gay marriage was illegal in the United States. I'm reading everything wrong. She also got married in one episode, but the, quote, woman she fell for turned out to be a man. The homophobia season.

Principal Charming demonstrates that she can't really get married anyway, because as a twin, she has a special bond with Selma. That doesn't make any sense. As for Selma, she has gotten married multiple times. Well, everyone knows it's forbade by the church for twins to marry. Twins may never marry because of their special bond to each other. True. And their very existence is an abomination.

Yes. My dad's a twin. For God has liked no thing so much, he made it twice. Did that make any sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got close. Twins are bad. Something, God has not made something so nice, he made it twice.

There you go. Yeah, there we go. I got it the second time. Yeah, I like it. That's good. Leave that in. Okay, yeah. Okay, so your dad's a twin?

My dad's a twin. I'm a spawn of a twin. He's left-handed. He used to kill small animals. No, I'm just kidding. That last part is not true. He is left-handed, though. He is left-handed, though.

That's messed up, man. That's so fucked up. That's so weird. That's all the answers we have about Mark Simpson. Did you learn how to snowboard fakie? Did I learn how to snowboard fakie because my dad is a twin? Are you left-handed? I did not.

Did he go fakie on your ass when you were just popping up as a pup? fucking mad dude it's called goofy oh whatever what's fakie is that skateboarding i don't think it's anything i think uh i don't know it's a it's a thing that you do in skateboarding i think right like a type like it's an uh you are so cool i need somebody to support me right now i'm in a very vulnerable place where a woman is judging me you guys are awesome somebody commented on the episode last week uh i don't know how you guys know so many things and i don't know if they're making fun of us but i know that we do we do we know about fakie wow what else yeah it's because his dad's left-handed oh shit yeah he's a twin

he got forced to write with his right hand and that's probably why he killed all those people I mean, most of the facts about your dad seem pretty normal. I want to hear Alex tell me more snowboarding terminology. Well, when you wear the helmet, that's called hooding up. Is it? I don't know. Let's move on. Let's move on to any other thing.

Let's get something else in the chat real quick. Let's see what this is. All right. Okay. We have one more question. Unless we are low on time. No, we're fine. my son my son only selects female characters in video games is that a sign of homosexuality

he says that he picks them because they remind him of his his mom parentheses my wife everything about this is scaring me i this question is horrifying so before we move on to the homosexuality you know what i'm sorry i'm just gonna give him it straight yes he's gay he's gay for his mom he's gay for his mom he honestly he's always playing his mommy who is of course my wife how are you as a man role-playing as my wife and also you should fight your son it's true yeah he's going to your syrupy for power oh yeah he's coming after your queen gamers always go straight for the queen game on gamers I was actually genuinely going to say yes

until they qualified it with, he says it reminds me of his mom, which means this person's like six years old. He's a literal baby. He's a parachuting baby. He says it's because atheism is a sin. So he's saying, I mean, I don't think he means like he's building a female mom,

like a sim's mom. He's playing Mortal Kombat and he picks Sonya Blade because it reminds him of mommy. Yeah, your mom must be so freaking hot. But also, like, video game characters are stacked titty monsters. Like, what's hornier than playing Cammy or whatever? We haven't seen this guy's mom. Oh, you know what the thing is?

She could be fucking... She could be stacked, yo. She could be stacked. Yo, she's stacked. And this also is like, if your dad was asking you why you keep picking Taki and Soul Calibur over and over again and the character's liked by you, you might be like, Because it reminds me of mom.

Don't look at this. Wouldn't it be funny if he's like, why do you keep picking these characters? And then his wife comes in. She's like, honey, I made dinner. And she's like a purple night elf. She's got huge tits and she's wearing loincloths. I'm on my way, my stacked wife.

How does this remind you of your mother? And then she's Cortana. Is this just because your mother has Melina's mouth with the terrifying blade teeth? That's a little joke just for gamers. Game on. Is this a gamer channel? That's right.

It is. Shouts out. Subscribe. Check out that Patreon. Don't forget to game. And by the way, pick up the sticks. What if Grand Theft Auto was real life? I don't know.

Wow. I don't know. I don't know anything about that. We unfortunately did get a two shot this week, so we cannot ask if Fortnite is bad. Even though we look just like the kids in the meme. Is Fortnite overrated? I say no. I think yes.

And that's why it's a podcast. You do look like two small boys on the couch. Come on. It's hot out. I'm wearing shorts. And my spirited away graphic tee. My short pants. Don't look at my legs.

Yeah, this kid's gay as hell. I play Psylocke. Oh, my God. There's something on Quora Plus. Oh, yeah. We got to subscribe to Quora Plus now, apparently. Or is it just a blurry image that's been uploaded to regular Quora? What does that mean?

There's no way to unlock the blurry image. Oh, my God. This question has brought out the longest fucking answers. Are people mad? No, everyone is just like, hello, let me start off by saying I am a gay man and I love video games. I love my mom. This is asking for, like, deep lore of Terry, random man on internet. because like you know there's so many stories of like i knew i was gay when i got a boner for

fucking you know bayonetta or whatever and it's like i do i want to fuck her or do i want to wear her shoes and it's like great that's totally valid this is quora.com my first boyfriend was captain olimar from pikmin i you know when i saw mr game and watch i wish my bucket was being filled I wish he'd flip my bacon. Mr. Gay and Watch. Mr. Gay and Watch. That's our big new character. For real, though.

Side note, when I was in high school, me and my friends made a trolling post on fanfic.net about Mr. Gay and Watch getting his bucket filled by Captain Falcon. Beautiful. Show me your moves. Yes. And then it garnered a following, and we felt trapped by a joke of our own making.

and I believe there are four volumes of it floating around there. Uh-oh, public attention. Katie wrote My Immortal. Throwback. Rider Strike who? Most of the answers are just people trying to be like, listen, your son's a good kid. But I want to see the guy who's in denial

and is just like, no, it's not gay at all. The women have smaller hit boxes, so it's actually more elite to play as them. Yeah, I mean, it's just like, she's OP, so like, yeah, I mean, it's a weak-ass bitch move, but we'll be making rank. Just as a gamer, it is worth considering that some of them are OP. Also, some people are saying maybe they're picking women characters because they're attracted to them. Right. Yeah.

They're a warranty for the women characters. That's what I was saying before, is that you gotta jack off to those. Yeah, when mom comes in seeing you touch your ding-dong, you're like, oh, she's just beautiful. do kids still do that though because porn is so easy to get to now jack off no but i mean sound off sound off they say the new generation stop jacking off but i know better than anyone that you love fortnight i read an article uh on i stand by my point the new york post says kids they're not jacking off anymore it's just they all have little supercomputer phones so why would you need to check off the talkie from soul caliber you brought up tacky from

soul caliber twice now she's the best one i'm gonna look it up she's wearing a full like like a uniform is that how you spell it talkie t-a-k-i yeah you the chat knows back me up in the chat on this talkie she's in all red yeah she her boobs are bigger than her head her boobs are bigger than her head she's wearing no clothes except a belt under her boobs I would argue that a generation of people, when they're too young to even know of sexuality, will probably pop their first gender nonspecific boner to a Soul Calibur character, type it in, and then find out about pornography. That's so true, Catherine. That is so true, Catherine. But the thing is that it's—

Catherine, you're right again. I feel like statistically it's less like the woman who's one giant boob and more often like a weird nice fox in a Disney cartoon. Yeah, I would argue more people are jacking off to anime boyfriends than ever. I mean, look at TikTok. It's just like countless like boyfriend-dos. I mean, look at TikTok. I should reveal at this point, I've been talking a lot about my wife. She is a pillow.

She's a beautiful pillow. Beautiful. Mazel tov. Thank you. Yeah, we had, she stepped on the glass. It was very hard for her to break it at our wedding. I had to throw the pillow with the glass. It was dangerous.

It took an hour. uh well that answers that question and she's jewish and she's a pillow should we read any of these answers i don't really want to no they suck no i i don't want to learn about people's thoughts and feelings on this i just want jokes i'm bored and i'm although there are a lot of people who are like no i do it because they're so hot this one guy says mostly though if i'm gonna have to stare at someone's ass for 40 plus hours come on i'd prefer it to be what i'm attracted i prefer it to look like hours listen if i'm gonna play god of war i gotta look at this hot guy that's ridiculous i had to install a mod where kratos looks like my mom alex knows this but

uh on dating apps there is a man in the new york city area that dresses up as kratos and he he's on every app and he always has his first picture as himself dressed up as kratos that's very weird it's so fucking is it the bearded kratos yes yes he's a good father he's a he's doing it before the most recent game like this has been a long term that makes me sick he identifies with old kratos who had problems i don't think that gamers should procreate you know he literally killed Poseidon see too many people standing for Kratos

yeah he is the god of war if you date the guy who dresses up as Kratos and that's like his whole thing and he kills you you gotta be like

well I should have seen this coming that's on me yeah shocker he has anger issues he's taking his crazy scythe whip and cutting my head

off with it so I just like I wanna know what those DMs are like sure woman is there like a skill tree involved yeah my boyfriend unlocked cunnilingus

oh no i'm picturing it move on there's no more too the podcast is over we have to now ask our own quora because when you take from a community you must then give back you must then give back take a penny leave a penny that sucks what do we talk about it does kind of suck what was it we're gonna get answers on this question i just like it when you guys bully i don't like it when the kids tell you not to be mean i think they need to suck it up well i won't reveal anything else but the email we got from someone who said that we made fun of them on quora.com was eye-opening just to get an email for already this early on to be like hey that person you said was dumb that was me i'm a listener we're we're aiming for this to happen thousands of more times i believe

in you um especially if you insist on listing snowboarding lore yes should we talk about snowboarding or kratos that's my question yeah how do i find a girl who's attracted to my love of kratos from god of war that's a good question um is i mean you could just ask a wrong one too is snowboarding called uh if you snowboard with your left foot is that fakey you should just say what's fakey with it. What's fakey with it? That's not going to get anything. We should do the Kratos one.

People like answering questions about games. All right, I'll do it. Okay, would Kratos be a gentle lover? There you go. There you go. Answers no. We've all played the hot tub scene. Yeah.

You have to rotate the sticks so fast. By the way, fellas, if you're rotating your sticks that fast, you got to do it different. Real quick, the suggested question, because it's like other people have asked similar questions and the top one is, who is Kratos angry with?

I'll tell you this. I think it's himself. He's angry with a lot of people, I'll tell you. He rips skeletons in half. He's a sick fuck. That's his vibe. I've asked the question. I keep trying to curse less on this show and I never do it.

Oh, well. Oh, was I not supposed to swear? No, it's fine. God, no. That's ridiculous. I'm just trying to be a better man for my kids who I don't have yet, but I'm taking skydiving after their baptism. That's nice.

Daddy, why are you an atheist? I don't have to tell you that. I'm going to be one of those dads who's just like chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit. You ask me a question, I'm just like chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit.

You have to do the hand motion, though. Yeah, there we go. Chit, chit, chit. all right play the theme song yeah okay katie it's been so much fun reading all these questions with you on the question website quora.com what are you up to where can people find you and your stuff you can find me on instagram at oh hello katie rose twitter if that still exists at at katie rose and subscribe to my music podcast carol stupid music cavalcade at patreon.com slash stupid music please if you're a music head you gotta check out this cavalcade you love songs

and dance you like it um there's no atheist babies or kratos but uh you never know not yet i'm open to guests get the baby on your show you'll have to stay tuned for that i'm gonna debate the christian baby on next episode that would get a lot of views on youtube and then we're just gonna go through pod's catalog so it's really gonna be here comes the boom look out for the clip video that's christian baby owns katie the baby wins and then it's katie like crying and screaming that's too bad how that's gonna happen oh well all right until next time folks remember question everything okay bye follow us on patreon or something