Quorators - Why Were People Hundreds Of Years Ago So Ugly? w/ Will Menaker

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If an anaconda wraps around you and immobilizes you, will it be wise to start biting and chewing off parts of the anaconda so it will release you? If I Randomly Did A Gang Sign In The Hood What Would Happen To Me? Is it true that the reason China censors any and all depictions of skeletons is because they literally don't believe in the existence of the human skeletal system? For more Will check out patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Okay, Jeremy, you're recording yours? Quarators Okay, cool Uh, yeah, so, well, there's really very little lead into this It's just, we're gonna read Quoras and talk about Quora Alright, I'm off We're recording We're recording, and the theme song has played

And thus, Quarators has begun. Hello, and welcome to Quarators. Uh-huh, honey. Digital edition. Say hi, gang. Hey, what's up, Alex? Oh, what's up? Hello.

We got big guest Will Maneker on the mic today, dropping in from cyberspace itself. Hey, Will. How's it going, fellas? Pretty sick. I got a donut here. Yeah, and now we're doing this over Zoom. the last episode we had alex with a donut he bent over to eat it and a bunch of commenters thought he was going to suck our guest dick so at least now it looked like i was blowing a guy and sucking

his dick but now that's physically impossible isn't it you can only suck your we know up front through the power of technology blowing or sucking anybody's dick to be clear uh this is quarators the number one show where we ask what is quora what's going on over there uh will have Are you a big Quora user? Have you ever used Quora? I've occasionally found myself with certain questions that need to be answered and consulting the world of Quora. It is sort of a website for questions, isn't it? I feel like usually we find ourselves on Quora looking up medical stuff. And there's someone on Quora that's just like, you're going to die if you do what you just did.

That way lies madness. if i ever consult the internet i'm like oh i have a i have a sort of oddly placed pimples on my dick and that's just like cancer pimple you you are dead you your dick don't even show it to a doctor they'll cry it's very rare but also it definitely is cancer so don't ask a second source uh this is i think even more of an authority than webmd in that way because webmd has a bad reputation with the word md in the title but quora is like this is a third party and a man with the doctor badge is answering me and you don't know he's mostly there just telling people that like it's okay to fight a wolf yeah we've found very many about like which

animals you could fight and the answer is very few yeah the answer is almost none of them uh we do have a very good question about that later but i don't want to get into it too fast okay so usually the first thing we do is we at we're gonna ask a quora at the end of the show and post it but um last week we we did a bad job and so no one has answered or even looked at the question right which was asking people yeah why they post fetish content on quora when they could just google porn and no one wanted to answer that we tagged a few people who we found that were like fetishists and they didn't want to answer that so people are posting fetish content are they yeah questions about fetish or yeah it's like role-playing like they'll show up and they'll

be like what would happen if like my dad fucked me and then people are like my dad did fuck me and you'll look at their back they'll be like fucked by my dad for 25 years if you get fucked by your dad you do have cancer so i'd recommend uh you know contacting that good estate planner in the event of uh your dad fucking you or are you fucking your dad really i'm not even sure so much that this was like a mistake we made in terms of unpopular uh uh content like that people didn't want to answer the question it only has two views which means i think quora itself rejected the question outright he got shadow banned on quora the first person to get shadow banned let's contrast that with our most popular question we asked on halloween which is

what would happen if a real mummy went trick-or-treating which has 22 000 views and i'm imagining a humorous scenario where like the mummy's fingers would get mixed in with the whole of halloween candy and then like some kids would be you know having mummified fingers next to the kit kats and then just sort of break me off a piece of that mummy yeah that would be a humorous a humorous eventuality we've decided yeah it does sound like a 90s movie as a compromise for certain the mummy is going to be stuck in a variety of situations yeah absolutely bandages on doors falling off legs having trouble in the bathroom people think he's uh toilet trouble now there's the word of the day when the mummy goes trick-or-treating luckily it's after thanksgiving

when this comes out so we're gonna ask that okay so we're gonna ask a better question at the end that the quora robot likes and shares with people what if the wolfman came to your thanksgiving dinner yeah oh yeah there you go timely too yeah he's like the three kings or whatever i'm jewish i don't know the christian stuff but that's a thing right it's kind of like the story of the three kings yeah they show up with uh frankincense golden myrrh yeah yeah i'm figuring it out every week jeremy gets slightly more catholic that's the premise of quarators yeah kind of we'll be getting into that every week um okay well now that we've gotten we've struck out last week so there's nothing to talk about there i guess we're just gonna dive right into it let's do some quaras

Will, I found this one specially for you because I thought it would appeal to you. This is in kind of the showbiz section because you're kind of like a Hollywood man. Core me up. Alright, so the question is, which Hollywood actor was taught a lesson they'll never forget?

Do you have any guesses? I'd be very impressed if you guessed this. Yeah, there's very little context, but this is a lot of actors. taught a lesson he'd never forget you know it's a he um so that narrows it down a little bit okay the actor was a woman robert downey jr uh it is not robert downey that was a good guess because he's learned many lessons over his long career yeah he's one of the actors who's learned oh okay

uh maybe either christopher walken or robert wagner about um taking natalie wood on a boat trip that was a lesson i'll never forget sure yeah yeah yeah don't do it again that's not actually in the quora answer but it is a valid answer which i think is fine okay so uh there's only one answer to the question but i thought it would appeal to you apparently steven seagal was choked unconscious and promptly lost vowel as punishment for being a bully on set yes famously on the set of out for justice i'm familiar with this story there's a legendary uh sort of stunt and fight coordinator who uh was you know uh like sort of like the on set guy to you know choreograph and uh handle all of the the fight scenes in it and uh seagal of course wanted to big dick him and

after the famous pool hall scene where hey anyone know anyone know why richie killed bobby lupo and he fights all the guys one at a time in the pool hall and he was like so amped after filming he would like challenged anyone on set to like just test him to test his akito abilities and the stunt coordinator guy was like okay is this what you want steven is this really what you want and he did it and he choked him out and made him shit his pants he lost bowel here on quora i do like that that doesn't specify what the punishment was whether he was choked or that he shit himself when i read the first sentence i assumed he had like like a prolapsed anus like he like dislodged his organs but that is not the case it's just a shit and so he is all

he's just fine truly a nightmare scenario for any hollywood set is when your actor decides to fight the cast and crew do you know the uh do you know the seagal story about him and uh tom arnold on the set of uh exit wounds with dmx no uh this is a good one in in in this movie seagal's character uh is a cop who lives on a houseboat in uh what is supposed to be detroit but is very clearly hamilton ontario but it's like so like him and tom arnold are filming a scene in this houseboat that's supposed to be uh sagal's house and apparently like okay the director was like okay like this is how we're gonna block the scene and then sagal being sagal was just like i don't do rehearsals i don't do

blocking just i need to feel it out i just let the spirits of the ancients guide me and so he spends about 40 minutes arguing with the director over not wanting to rehearse or block this scene and then the director is like okay fine we're just gonna shoot it so uh they do it and like they're filming like this dialogue between him and tom arnold and there are two doors on this houseboat one is that door to enter the the house part of the boat and the other is a door that just opens onto the harbor so like seagal did his lines and then went to exit through the door that just is a door that just opens into space and walked out of it and just walked directly into the harbor and he was wearing a full kimono at the time

and had to be fished out of the water and the other detail was he was using a sharpie to fill in his ball, his receding hairline so then he had all the ink running down his face and the whole time Tom Arnold's like should someone tell him about the door

this is why we block scenes and he's like nope, just gonna let him do that and he just walks out directly into the harbor I was kind of hoping at the end of the story that he would shit himself again but maybe he didn't even deserve you at that point well he would be in the water it would just sort of yeah it would melt away right that's where it's cool yeah you're allowed to shit yourself in a harbor it's like you know on top of everything else he lost bowel kimono's gotta be the worst

thing to wear when you fall into a harbor it's like being sort of ensnared by a water snake so long and billowy one of the earliest accidental blackface controversies when his receding hairline dripped over his face yeah but this trudeau should have said that period of seagal's career where he was doing black voice on a very regular basis all right well you know it's fair enough maybe that's you know i was about to god close the window he opens a door directly into a harbor yeah if there's one actor i would most like to hear justify their blackface it is probably steven seagal it's a good excuse i think more people should do it i think trudeau should have been like i fell into a harbor i'm gonna tell you one more fucking thing about al

johnson and the jazz singer see the thing is though i mean i i actually i have to i have to dispute this quora and the quora question in general because it was like what what actor was taught a lesson he'd never forget this has never been done and if he never forgot the lesson he would have stopped being a tyrannical psycho on movie sets but by all indication that never ever stopped for steven seagal because i mean you remember the movie executive decision i saw that on my birthday when i was a kid because i was so hyped for a movie with kurt russell and steven seagal and seagal dies in like the first 10 minutes of the movie out of nowhere after like the marketing materials for the movie would have you believe that he was one of the stars of the

film as like the you know the leader of this like elite navy seals unit but apparently he was just fired from that movie because he kept threatening John Leguizamo like he kept treating John Leguizamo like he was his commanding officer in war and Leguizamo was apparently like dude like you said cut 10 minutes ago what are you doing like why are you barking orders

at me get the fuck out of here you suck and apparently he put him in like a choke hold or something so yeah Steven Seagal did not learn the lesson from being choked out and shitting himself on a movie set absolutely not he's one of the few method actors no one talks about no one's like Daniel Day-Lewis, Steven Seagal

they should be mentioned in the same breath honestly yeah he's method in that he uh only tries to fight you and none of the other acting except that he wants to fight john leguizamo after the camera stops i should have been mario all right i don't have a good there's there's no possible way to transition to this next one in a way that is organic but uh this was just in the history reddit quora why were people hundreds of years ago so ugly uh let me guess uh like the answer if i could deposit an answer for this question i would just be like the generally terrible state of nutrition and like the diets that people had a couple hundred years ago where you'd be like lucky to have some hard tack uh that would be the only food that you

ate all day and everyone was drunk 24 7 i think that's why people look like shit a couple hundred years ago people drank beer as a substitute for water that was the safe option until like 1957 they invented water it was pretty good uh yeah that uh there's a few responses that are just like makeup it's all makeup people now are ugly too they're lying to you yeah that's all filters didn't have filters none of these instagram girls yeah but also though like this is just speculation because hundreds of years ago is before photography existed so i mean yeah is there any objective record about if the people had smoke shows in the 17th century and they would paint them looking better yeah they look so good in the paint oh my god they do oh i can't

look at some of the paintings i think whistler's mother homie oh my god oh my god dime dime you're gonna get me in trouble yeah dude oh no stick that habsburg chin in me uh poke me with this is the best answer to this question so there's a bunch of people being like they weren't shut up they weren't uh then like random photos of like alexander the great or statues or uh busts of cleopatra uh this is this is by a uh this is from user gangus con so he would know whose yeah whose badge is former lawyer Genghis Khan says were they let's examine your premise the princess on the left is from the modern era the empress on the right was born in 1837 and then there's a picture of princess Diana

and then let me is there any way to get this in the chat this is uh you gotta see it share your screen uh it's it's a uh it's an austrian empress who looks honestly very similar to princess diana for somebody you're trying to compare this way yeah no shit because they're probably related yeah yeah yeah and then he's just like well the empress was far prettier wasn't she guess your premise is wrong okay that is just brought up that is a worthless answer that is clearly someone some sort of uh history nerd who uh wants would have you believe everything was better before modernity wrong attractive people like much like um a water as being something safe to drink did not exist until around 1961 1957 yeah

So, like, attractive people and drinkable water basically arrived upon humanity's shores around the same time. And you know what? I'm going to say both of them devastating for society. I think we should go back to just all drinking beer and being ugly. I think that'd be great for us. Yeah, we're ahead of you, buddy. Oh, my God. It's Friday, y'all.

Also, there were no tall people until very recently either. I mean, you ever been to the Metropolitan Museum's arms and armor collection? Check out some of those suits of armors. They're all for, like, Tom Cruise would have been, like, the largest man in the world in the Middle Ages. Oh, what if? He'd be so happy. I mean, he's already so successful with his small stature now. You could imagine if he was the tallest one, too.

But he makes people, like, crouch next to him in movies. Right, that's his excelling personality, rising above our modern age. Wait, I missed the best part of this response, which is, after Guess Your Premises Wrong, for the record her name was empress elizabeth from austria and she was a famous beauty in her day she was stabbed to death by a maniac in 1898 oh right yeah i think felix just recently had a rant about how that was the hottest woman of all time that was killed by some rotten anarchist or something but uh i mean dude she's not gonna see this bro she's been dead for over a century i love that that's like a justification she looks just like the other woman

we're all lying to ourselves i'm going crazy man okay oh and then another picture that just bodies olivia wilde being like olivia wilde has lied to you with her makeup she doesn't look like that what are we i want to fuck oh she's a dog get her out of here gross she belongs i want the venus of willandora for nothing else that's too bad about how the past was that way okay uh there's a few different directions to take these in sure which one would you rather read of these three one is very normal and two are pretty unhinged which one of these you think is normal jeremy the the one about the the husband okay all right we're gonna well we're gonna read you the normal question now all right there's the normal this is the most normal question

we could find on quora when you spend time on quora this is a normal question when you are sleeping what will you do if your husband comes and puts your forearm between his legs hugs your arm squeezes your underarm and says i'm yours and you're mine what do you do in that situation when you are sleeping what would you do if your husband comes and puts your forearm between his legs it's got its own language that website yeah i don't know i'd say like uh thanks honey i love you too yeah that's what i would do i think it's interesting that every social media website has like its own vernacular and chorus is just like extremely broken it's beautiful from a sociological

perspective really it's sure yeah it's a gift to be a part of this community it's like the quebec of of uh of social media sites where you go through and you're like fuck this dude the answer wait what does it say i it's i am yours and you are mine okay so after he puts your forearm between his legs yeah hugs your arm squeezes your underarm and says between legs i'm yours and you're mine is that a game of thrones reference i feel like that oh maybe i feel like i've heard that i think i've heard that line before if and it's in like the wedding maybe it's a wedding vows and game of thrones i don't i don't fucking know i think this it's a marvin gay song okay that's probably what it's a reference to well it's a lovely sentiment it's a lovely sentiment to be spooning

in bed even if your forearm is being you know scissored by someone's power i found the answer i found the answer it's tyrian says it to shay which means that the answer is of course that you should uh have sex with his dad and then he will shoot with a crossbow yes uh yeah no it's mostly a visual puzzle of trying to put together where the bodies go to answer it is weird it sounds like a wrestling move the answers are very divided um in the community with some people saying like i would be so happy to be with my love and then other people being like i would leave him is there anyone saying that uh that this spooning technique is like abuse or something on twitter that i'm sure that would sure yeah yeah this is the biggest difference uh for this

website is it's kind of trapped culturally like before like the modern woke era that we live in where people don't really do that there's a lot of like hiding pedophiles fighting woke ism yeah you can find like demotivational posters on quora like that's how old it is they're about to get rage comics and it's going to be very exciting for them it's gonna be huge for them uh i've never been married but if i was i would reply always says bunny 97 nothing i sleep like the dead i likely won't even notice they're all good answers if you don't notice from that that's like a medical issue sorry just going back to the uh were people more attractive back i'm looking at genghis khan's reply here and i'm looking at the

the side-by-side photos of princess die and the empress the stab to death this guy's full of shit princess die is way hotter than this whoa that's what i'm saying what is he trying to prove what is gangus khan doing to my mind with military prowess i mean the guy i like to have sex every week this podcast becomes more and more visual by the way you got to get on the youtube we're gonna put the picture up on the youtube this is gonna be it's gonna be like you're in quora welcome i can't wait for the 10 hours it takes me to figure out how to do it it's gonna be great i love when i log on to the youtube and all the suggestions are just like how to use premiere i i've got it to a certain extent i figured it out

all right so that was our normal one okay yeah this is the least please give me the the not normal questions this less normal question i mean this is a normal question in that i feel like everybody has had this discussion but the question is a question more and more americans are having every day uh you suddenly wake up in a september 10th 2001 how do you stop 9-11 do you guys have any thoughts on this how you would stop 9-11 i found some good answers on this um okay call in bomb threats to logan international airport that's a good one that's a really good one yeah that would probably really screw them over because airport security at the time was like the rom-com thing like where you can just run onto the plane

from the um you you did a better version of what one of the quora people said i found a few answers i like but one guy basically said what you said but like he says you have to do a terrorist attack he's like yeah you need to hijack a plane and then just fuck up the terrorist attack on 9 10 so they're like oh man terrorism is really fucked up and then they like shut everything down yeah but that would that would involve you being killed or going to jail yeah yeah you life that's what he says he's like you'll probably die doing this but you need to uh be a bad terrorist i would uh i don't know i would find those israeli art students and just sort of hang out with them take some pictures on the brooklyn promenade yeah uh i think i'd call seth mcfarland and i'd be like

buddy don't miss your plane and then on the plane that they the the terrorists would be like coming through and they're like gonna do 9-11 or whatever and they hear like what the hell lois and then they look over and it's set and then they realize that like life is worth living or whatever i don't know what they did this country has great things it produces yeah wow we must not do night 11 and they land the plane safely in the hudson like sully after seeing what later became the script for ted i have questions about what optimism i'm not sure it's for me anymore i'll tell you the one thing that you shouldn't do should you ever get the opportunity to go back in time and stop 9-11 is uh call the fbi or cia and tell them oh yeah that's the worst yeah they're like big deal

yeah they're like way ahead of you buddy glad to hear it all right everything's everything's going according to plan i do have to take a more of a karate approach like a style you're gonna yeah walbert get up i know there are multiple planes and it's impossible to stop all of it that way but i think the way where you do actively disarm a combatant kind of salvages the whole thing even if one plane still hits the tower you know what i mean sure sure sure yeah in terms of you think you could do it though do you think if you got in there you'd be able to stop it yeah i think i could do it fair enough house attack when's the last time you've been on a plane you don't have the right mindset

of like uh you're like just sleepy you're playing games on your phone uh you got a book you know you're not really up for fighting anyone but if you've gone back and it's september 10th about it yeah if you board the plane knowing i'm about to be in 9-11 i think there's a whole new equation to deal and also keep in mind that this would be pre-9-11 so you could like you know use your shoes as weapons there's all kinds of shit that you were allowed to take on planes that you're not anymore so you know like a can of hairspray and a lighter you know one of the old the old teenage flamethrower jeremy you can use two ounces of any fluid you want your shoes can remain on while you go through security you can bring a full water bottle onto

the plane that's allowed um one other answer was some guy said that he would get on the plane and pretend to have a heart attack and just shut it down that's not gonna work pretty clever i mean that would just that would just kick the can down the road yeah they would just do that afternoon or something yeah they would do 9 12 yeah um and then this is my favorite answer on this someone said uh i wouldn't time is a straight line based on cause and effect and then he says um 9-11 travel is real in this in this scenario so i mean like you you're you're i question your premise as gamescon might say yeah this person says um you know look 9-11 was bad but it also shaped our views on airport security so my question is how many people are the worst

how many people might die because you stopped 9-11 you don't know nobody dies on planes unless it's a terrorist attack or or it's like you know you've got to update the boeing software and it pitches you into the pacific at 700 miles an hour yeah but imagine you you stop 9-11 you come back to the future and like you can just walk onto an airplane isn't that like a dystopian nightmare oh my god tsa has saved zero people in the last 20 years i will say though i mean i one silver lining though is that the tsa does not even bother to check the drugs anymore they don't care at all like so it's it's it's yeah but do you think is it true that they have like all those photos of us like putting our arms up through the scanners

naked or whatever like that's a thing of course there's a database somewhere they do that's the perk of the job is you get to laugh at the funny pose so if you're like a utilitarian maybe there's more more joy in the world is from like the tsa people who get to see us all naked than like from 9-11 you know killing all those people and that's you know i'd say there's more there's around 3 000 lives worth of joy from this imposing gag yeah when you combine the the tsa and pete davidson's career that's that's a good time i like that the bottom the bottom of this question is like i lived in boston i know what's up no you don't shut the fuck up boston once again this boston strong horse shit

you have to wait another 10 years to have someone blow up a pressure cooker and kill like two people in a fucking marathon to get on get even a get even a sniff at new york status you fucking losers and they made all those movies really missed out on the 9-11 uh uh like handouts at the end there they could have made a much bigger stink about like those were our planes we lost those planes that's true oh yeah oh yeah i took off from your city where did the planes fucking land jackass there's a little more conversation about how nice our airport is over there you can get to it on a bus it's really convenient yeah should we read another one of these yeah you know what this next one let's read quaras the whole time that's what we signed up for

So, this is a question a lot of people have had, but maybe hasn't been an open forum for discussion that I've heard in the last 15 years, which is, if I randomly did a gang sign in the hood, what would happen to me? Well, it all depends on what gang sign and what hood you're in, friend. yeah they're not clarifying uh information it's not going to tell you like let's say i'm in chicago on 13th street or anything it's just like i'm in the hood there i am flashing signs this has 5 000 upcoras and 6.2 million views so you know it's a good answer you know this is this one this one you know that the outcome will just rely entirely on uh specificity you know if you yeah if you're in the right hood and you throw up the correct gang sign you will be embraced as as a friend and brother and you'll be you'll be well met and given the glad hand by the people around

you but you know just if you wrong neighborhood wrong gang sign you'll probably be immediately murdered yeah i think that's true just be careful this whole thing has the same vibe this is like a white teen very uh like shaking and typing like if i was in die hard three for that scene where he has the n-word on the poster would that be bad die hard 3 is really a movie of quora questions it's about like you know a terrorist who uses quora questions to to to frighten the city and steal the gold from the new york federal reserve if i steal the gold from the federal reserve how will that be good uh let's get the answer here so this is from thomas mckeon who is a uh certified rooftop dweller it says proud member of the hair club for mensa what's the hair club i don't know

but i guess i wouldn't know because i'm not not smart enough to know nope well we're not gonna get the bottom of that okay so thomas says this could get you killed i met a guy who just buried his brother that year all because someone mistook the simple act of him looking at his wrist to see what time it was as a sign of disrespect oh man what a larry david way to die that's great i was to check my watch there's more details he was walking down a street with a friend when they passed a group of punks it's a punk gang he lives with the warriors he didn't want to make eye contact with them so he looked at his watch so it was an act of disrespect then it wasn't some gang member cursed at him as he pulled out a gun and shot him dead on the sidewalk

I was just making conversation with this solemn guy on a cruise ship full of young happy people his eyes were glazed telling me about where he was from he was reliving the moment man that's brutal the last three sentences on that are like the fucking Silmarillion of this creating a whole new universe you could live in in addition to the gang sign question are there comments on this from people being like damn yeah all the comments are just like wow that's so crazy i'll never do this well that's it this is this is just like i mean like this is a question that's like it's irrelevant because anyone considering doing this is not going to be in any neighborhood or like know any gangs i just it's just like oh if i'm with my

friends and i do like the big the piece i'm just fucking around my friends will that get me killed no you idiot no it's fine if i make blood in the mirror three times yeah they're gonna see this like middle school white kid and be like he's an enemy of our gang yeah it's like nobody who's considering this question is gonna be like on the south side of chicago and like some some fucking like a nightmare like uh neighborhood uh you know trying out gang signs that they saw in a rap video or something. Should have checked

the Quora. It's stuck in the 90s. It really is. You know not to do that if you check the Quora. One guy says gang members are a bunch of loser delinquents with no intelligence of any form. Anyone who aspires to be in a gang needs a wake-up

call. Hey. This is a Quora question maybe we could ask at the end of the show. is joining a gang fun and cool that is a good question a punk it's just provocative enough to work i think people seem pretty animated that they do not believe that to be true but we'll have to find out people be like please do not do that because i mean like i i've always thought gang members were uh like pretty witty pretty clever i mean pretty cool so uh to find out that they're

bums and losers with no intelligence is sort of a letdown for me but i'm not gonna let it discourage me i'm still gonna try to join a gang i've modeled a lot of my life yeah after gang members and gang behavior that's how i got into podcasting yeah to be in a gang a podcast i mean i'm in a gang of uh hosts sure should i read this really fucked up sex one alex is it too i do want to get to that and it sounds like a like a whole story but i want to slip in one more first and then we'll do the uh the uh one the yes oh then we'll get nasty okay so this is we were kind of looking for political quaras sure you know we want to like kind of like match we we curate we quarate for our guests on quarry

but a lot of them are kind of boring so like uh there's yeah some pretty basic ones but this kind of gets into a uh a question that i think is like a lot of americans have are confused about so the question is is it true that the reason china censors any and all depictions of skeletons is because they literally don't believe the existence of the human skeletal system what um i'm gonna say yes that's absolutely true that was the communist party's first priority was embracing the hegemony of the skeleton yeah like uh you know before the cultural revolution you know every biology class would have one of those skeletons hanging in the corner and be like oh this is what you look like on the inside but no that's counter that's counter-revolutionary

get it out of here critical race theory is removing skeleton theory they didn't like that the skeletons were white yeah so i think this like kind of gets into like the censorship questions like people think that you are not allowed to know about skeletons in china that's not a thing though right they don't censor skeletons do they i think it might be a thing i mean like chinese media has a lot of like i guess like for westerners they have a lot of like like you can show sex and violence or like they're allowed to show things that aren't traditionally censored in america but there's a lot of like weird rules about like i remember there was there's there's one rule about censoring

depictions of time travel and alternate realities in the chinese media and maybe like skeleton things that are related to the occult or sort of considered ghoulish are also uh verboten so i'm actually i'm actually not surprised that the chinese media would um censor depictions of skeletons but i do not think it is for the reason it's being offered in china they think we're just blood yeah it's got blood in there for the time travel thing one of the biggest concerns the chinese government has is people going back in time and stopping 9-11 yeah they like that it happened it's huge for them they're like we work hard for that we love pete davidson okay so i i feel conflicted about this because there is a good answer for

this but then we'll be learning something i'm down to learn it's pretty short though it's not like too derailing okay depictions of skeletons are not banned in china part of the reason that in some cases skeletons in the form of the undead are removed is that they just like ghosts are seen as unlucky so media companies don't include them very often as they may reduce popularity and thus sales so we're gonna get to a different thing which is that like it's not bad really like it's like a financial decision not a moral or cultural one yeah there's a private force reducing uh uh visuals of the undead because they're so unpopular over there it will tank your product kind of the opposite of over here where we're making our skeletons 40 feet tall

another reason is that there is a prohibition on promoting superstition it's not narrowly defined so no one knows if skeletons in a video game would fall in that category but to avoid that risk or delays in approval companies take the easy route and don't use skeletons so it's just like private companies don't know what they're gonna run into the sensor on and are just like fuck it no skeletons it's safer without the skeletons please please enjoy this very healthy frankenstein i can only hope one day when uh democracy comes to china i can be there to see the first ever screening of jason and the organauts yeah they've never seen army of darkness yeah yeah yeah okay i think we're ready for the uh the story here jeremy lead us in you make it

sound like it's my story like i wrote this jeremy worked really hard on this quarry okay i wrote this quora it's uh what is it like to have a prolapse due to sex okay so this is what i mean by like not great i'd imagine but this person wrote a pretty long story about how great it is to prolapse during sex and i this person how good it is yeah oh yeah this person loves it and i'm 100 convinced that this is a man pretending to be a woman you know what i think if you're going to launch a social media site it's a real gaping uh flaw to leave an opening for creative storytelling people just start lying like this good word choice there alex in this question about prolapsed anuses really create a world all right uh anonymous

says my husband literally trained me sexually i was 22 when we married he was 45 he had been married twice before our marriage sexually speaking i was quite naive compared to him blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was submissive. Okay, we can already talk about the cultural difference between this and, like, Tumblr now. My husband, he was 45. I was 22. We're moving beyond that. That's not what this is about.

Unrelated. Let me get into my love of prolapsed anuses. My training began when he bought a chastity belt that had internal plugs that I penetrated both my vagina and anus simultaneously and was worn daily under my clothes i wore the belt every day only removing it to use the toilet annually he would buy larger

and larger plugs slowly my orifices stretched to contain them after several years i could not feel myself stretching upon his inspections of me it was clear that both my holes gave to open after a decade of marriage many sessions of fisting i easily prolapsed both my vagina and anus my husband took great pride in breaking my holes and regularly fist me uh and then this is the part that really blew my mind she says he could actually masturbate his cock inside me by penetrating me with his hand and penis at the same time it's what i just that's the main reason i want to read it just a guy jacking off in his wife i've always wanted to marry the stinky cheese man it's been a sexual dream of mine all right so the original question just to be clear the

original question is what does it feel like to prolapse sure it just says what is the answer is great uh the answer is it's great um you know it'd be easy to to to make fun of this question or be repulsed by it but you know i think it's sweet this is like i'm yours and you are mine you know my yeah my prolapsed holes are yours and uh you know you are you are you are mine because you're jacking off inside my asshole no one's done it before my husband made me wear a belt that tied his underarm to my uh prostate i should say the last line of it says when he did this to me my anus would prolapse my my prolapse would hang out of my hole in a thick red cone of okay okay stop stop this is this is horrible i was trying i was trying to reserve judgment i

thought hey this is just you know a kinky couple playing around like nobody nobody on earth enjoys this it's saying maybe there's i don't know maybe there's one person maybe this is this is this is cronenberg's wife yeah yeah my husband would make me grow new organs just so he could take them out in a public display yeah it's a beautiful movie um yeah i guess i like maybe my other question maybe maybe my uh when we were running into my ignorance of the female anatomy here but like can you get a vagina to prolapse the way you can with an anus i would hope not well i don't know And how much training does a vagina really need to, like, stretch out? I mean, it's designed to give birth.

You know, like an asshole, that's one thing, but... I have a tracity belt. There's technology to fix this. Someone has solved this problem. We can rebuild her hole even better. This is something Gen X knew all about, which is why you got to marry into that special generation. Yeah, it's lost technology.

like when you find out like romans knew something that we don't know still this is the fakest quora i have ever read absolutely but like this guy and it's definitely a guy he's the 45 year old man and he's just so happy to write it and i know i brought up votes i brought this up on the last one but this is more fake than the long thing i read about the guy who loved fucking the dogs he was house sitting that at least was like physically possible i guess i don't know are there any other answers to this question though no this is the one answer yeah because like nobody's ever actually done this yeah you know what unless you're in some sort of like snuff film i would say 99 chance that the person who answered it is the person who asked it and just

made a different account i'm just like interesting question no one's asking keep banning me stuff like this they won't let me have a blog spot anymore so i'm on quora i gotta socrates it uh yeah i don't know i've always thought a prolapse was like a medical like an injury kind of thing yeah yeah not a training uh to aspire to but i don't want to shame anybody's kink that's not what this podcast is about i'm fine with it i'm okay to shame it that's nasty quaraders is against purposeful prolapsing oh you listen to quaraders that anti-prolapse podcast they're living in the past didn't they get canceled when they said they don't like to jack off inside their wives with their whole hand um okay should we read one last one and then ask

a question yeah okay uh i i want to find this one i found earlier i read this one i found earlier so we we have a segment called quora gone wild where we do animal questions and they are almost to a man about fighting an animal in the wild uh and this one is too but the way it was phrased was so funny i thought i would include it anyway also because i love answering these questions and it could be the whole podcast to me all right so this one is if an anaconda wraps around you and immobilizes you will it be wise to start biting and chewing off parts of the anaconda so it will release you okay i'm gonna answer this question know this is a good question but i'm gonna say no it would not be wise because every bite you take

every breath you take um like it like like it will constrict further so even if you manage to get your teeth and like get a good chomp on that anaconda every bite that you take will only tighten the vice squeezing your internal organs and lungs until you are asphyxiated so if an anaconda has i i folks i can't stress this enough if an anaconda has wrapped its body around yours there's really nothing you can do i mean you if you're with if there if there are other people in your exploring party you better hope one of them has a machete or a gun or something because that's basically there is no way that you individually can escape from an anaconda wrapping itself around you so i just say try to avoid situations in which this is a possibility

of happening or start biting and chewing off parts of the anaconda yeah anaconda conflict is a sniper's game through and through maintain distance sure yeah leverage do not let it get that rap folks stay away from the rap uh this was also one of the few answers this week that had a really uh few questions this week that had a really great answer which is honestly the best part of the website is when people go off on here this is from dave chapman professional firefighter and amateur astrophysicist sure obviously the below answers are from people who have had zero experience with large constrictor snakes i have i've had a half dozen pythons of various subspecies and i can tell you unequivocally

if you're coiled by a large anaconda dot dot dot you're screwed yep this guy knows what he's talking about this guy knows what he's talking about pythons are somewhat smaller versions of anacondas sort of don't try and argue the semantics and that they are also a constrictor predator but while anacondas have grown to 30 plus feet very rarely captive bred pythons are usually less than 20 feet but some wild pythons have been known to grow to 30 plus feet once a constrictor has you coiled they are not letting go and you will not have the strength to fight back for more than 10 seconds if your arms are arms are pinned it's in quotes good night irene i don't know who's the person who wrote this is that a reference to something i don't know good night irene is like

a lullaby or a song oh yeah eric clapton good night irene it's that beautiful song about getting killed by an anaconda it was the it was the it was the title track on the the by ice cube on the anaconda motion picture sound anacondas are monsters with three times the girth of pythons they're so heavily muscled that a human bite would have absolutely no consequence on the outcome damn you barely break its heavily armored skin our bite strength is simply pitiful compared to an anaconda species i love this guy i love this amateur astrophysicist who i imagine is just a guy in a house of like 30 snakes in it just like peering out his window at the ups guy going pitiful humans he's your weak bite strength

makes me laugh he's the strong man blogging meme but like for real like off of his firefighter shift, warning people about anacondas. There's one last paragraph here that's pretty good. I read one answer where the person said that the predators are basically cowards, and if you fight back, you'd probably win. Wow. How ill-informed can a person be? I like to see him take on even a single male lion in a predatory attack.

Wait a second. Wait a second. That's the animal that everyone, It would be at the top of everyone's list of animal that you wouldn't want to play. And you're jumping from a fucking snake to it. And you're like, oh, yeah, this guy says he can beat a snake. I'd love to see him even try to attack, you know, a pack of fucking wolves or something. But once again, this is sort of like the gang signs question where it's like, don't bother asking the question.

It's not a situation that's ever going to arise in your life. and you know if you find yourself in the amazon jungle on a regular basis i i guarantee you've been hit you've been you've been schooled on anaconda i mean i we're all on the same page here about a lion fight uh to finish the thing with any animal fight the cutoff is medium-sized dog sure sure that is the that is the max of a human being's ability to fight any animal and if you do fight a dog you should chew and bite it to make sure it releases you well they better better that than a fucking anaconda you stand a better better chance of fucking living this guy's very intense i found another thing where he

answered the question is it possible for liberals to forget how to breathe and he said i don't know is it possible for your dick to fall off which i don't even know what that means oh my god he's like yes ask harvey weinstein it's very possible so he's he's a he's an intense guy well he's saved a lot of lives in fires and from snakes and yeah okay well we gotta close out here in a minute so let's get around to this quora we don't want to we don't want to miss the quora sure yes should we ask the gang gang science question or the is it okay to join a gang just yeah is it fun and cool to join a gang like considering joining a gang would this be fun and cool i think people will be upset about this question i think they will be very nervous about it yeah in order to

get the right verbiage we really do have to like fragment this so considering joining a gang do you think it will be fun and cool uh let's see what it says all right it's trying to correct my grammar i'm not going to let it and we're on okay that's gonna be it for this episode of quarreners another week of amazing information transmitted on the web thank you so much for coming on uh my pleasure and uh and thank you to you as well alex for providing the narration for our choppo house z anime that was great we played on our recent tour you killed it it was awesome thanks i uh i it's always an honor to describe warriors

alex was waiting by his computer waiting for somebody to ask him to be the narrator in a dbz cartoon about politics all i want is to animate dbz style situations if that could be a job it simply just never comes up for me if anybody else wants to do that i will describe a fight happening uh will where should our listeners go find you at home and abroad uh well you know i will medicare on twitter for as long as that's still around but uh check us out at chapo trap house on patreon that's patreon.com slash chapo trap house and uh we should start saying this at the end of the show we're on youtube we're on all the podcast apps we're doing tiktok with the children it's all send us quoras you find at quarators at gmail.com no one's done that yet

yeah please i don't want to do any work for this show this should all be on wheels send me the quaras please all right you bastards everybody have everybody have a great day and as we always say on quarators keep quarin all right bye