Quorators - Woman Analysis w/ Kate Willett

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you chat with women for money? Why am I a bad girl? How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them?   Watch Kate's new stand up special Loopholes on youtube, Apple TV, and other exciting streaming distributors Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Please dance to our song. And we're back on Quora for another week here at the Quora Raiders Podcast with your main dogs, Alex and Jeremy. What's up, dogs? Arf, arf. Arf, arf, dogs. Awoo. If you listen to the show, you're a dog

Starting now, starting this week Oh, I like how the cat got up and was like I'm not listening I've been made uncomfortable She got up right then The statements made on this show are ignorant And I cannot be a part of them Oh, he's back

Now he's just readjusting The thing about Waffles is he likes the pillow I'm trying to talk about him less Because he's coming up a lot Anyway, oh boy If you're listening for the first time, we go on Quora And that's the show We got a great guest for you this week

you're gonna love it all the way from the hit new you've probably seen this on your local television set the loopholes comedy special on amazon.com

and iTunes as well Apple TV and Apple TV as well you've probably seen her name up in lights it's Kate Willett everybody stand up comedian

Kate Willett Kate hey what's up yeah I don't know if I'm supposed to like

you guys are dogs I'm like am I a cat I don't know like we're not even real Alex is making up the dog stuff as he goes

What would you like to be? If I was any kind of animal, I feel like I would be a little squirrel. Okay. Aw, honey. I approve. Yeah, we have sound effects also. Oh, damn. I just realized I didn't hit any of those until we started just now.

Yeah, yeah. Those are going to be happening. Killing spree. Yeah, you can be a squirrel, whatever. Yeah. I'm just, you know, I'm very short and kind of nervous. You know, squirrel-like feels right. Do you hide stuff?

I sometimes do, yeah. There you go. What's your favorite thing you've hidden? Ooh, favorite thing that I've hidden? Is it your anti-Zionism in a corporate space? No, it's probably drugs. Oh, yeah. The kind that come on a tiny little piece of paper

and they put you under your tongue. That's a fun thing to hide. Oh, yeah, put them all in there. Famously, I once got arrested for drugs and I didn't know you weren't supposed to tell the cops when they find it, and so they took it out and they said, what's that? And I said, that's drugs.

they gotta tell children that anyway don't trust police officers rule for children i got pulled over the other day uh not for i so there was a cop parked on the side of the road and weird i did not slow down i was driving the normal speed limit i wasn't speeding but i guess if you see a cop on the side of the road, you have to slow way down. Give him a honk. Yeah. No, I didn't know that that was even the law.

You have to salute. You're supposed to slow down. I did not know that that was the law. And I got a ticket and- It sounds made up. I've never heard of it. I know that's true for, you have to stop for the school bus

when the stop sign comes up. Right. And an ambulance you have to pull over. No, I've heard of the police, for what it's worth, that's like on the highway, if you see someone pulled over, you're supposed to slow down or whatever.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's what he pulled me over so i got a ticket it was my first traffic ticket in about 15 years yeah and then it's wrong the way they treat you yeah but i had like a giant bag of kava in my car and i was like is this gonna count it's like drugs to them it's legal but i was like are they gonna question me about it i don't know the dogs out yeah she was gone off teas yeah Well, Kate, it's going to be a lightning in a bottle episode. We're going to tackle a lot of dangerous topics here today.

But before we do that, we'd like to start the show with our new recurring segment that we use as a cynical ploy to entrap listeners. And that is, of course, the weekly recurring segment, Tips for Women. Tips for Women. do you have any tips for women tips for women you don't have to have one well you can come up with no pressure i i posted a tip for women on on the internet really on the internet on the worldwide web i've never done that before yeah i posted a tip for i posted a tip for women from my connie special which i don't want to like i'm not like one to quote myself but i literally just posted something that said tips for women this is like when i when when a comic does like a

morning show and just like throwing you to your bed um so now i understand that you have a tip for women that you like to share i recently heard dating is weird do you have anything to say about that uh dating is weird so my tip for women was um according to this tips for women uh there's a whole genre of men that are kind of sexist yet want to be dominated by a powerful woman it's called the nagging to pegging pipeline okay that's something that you have to that's kind of other tips for women i would say uh you know drink water right you never get too dehydrated that's a great tip my tip was gonna be if uh if you get your phone wet you can put in a bag with rice okay is that really true yeah it works i just always i've got my phone wet a few times

and i just leave it on the table and eventually dries out and you gotta put rice with it you gotta put rice with it but they're so good now with the way they make these incredible devices they're pretty much water but then you can't eat the rice right don't be eating that no i don't think you're supposed to do i actually read on reddit a story about a guy that his wife for her period that's the thing that women have it's another tip for women but uh she put a bunch of honey yeah exactly she put a bunch of rice in a sock and then she put the sock in the microwave and heated it up and used it as a heating pad for her period cramps. Okay.

Oh, baby! They were having financial problems, so he ate the rice that had been in the sock for months and microwaved again and again, you know, probably wet. And he got extremely sick. Sure. And so he was looking for tips for other budget food that were not poisonous rice.

This does veer into tips for men. Yeah. which we are not doing today but this is the kind of stuff we would cover on quarators plus as it is in fact a reddit post be sure to support the show patreon.com slash quarators that's where we do reddits um and don't eat period rice i guess yeah don't do that yeah well he was calling she was calling a period rice and he was just calling it he was like it's just regular rice that you could eat no sock yeah i don't even think the problem was the period i think it was just that it was old and it had been wet and dried many many times yeah that's that'll come up uh kate

you're gonna love this great show this is a a series of koras following our theme this week the theme is women analysis yeah we're gonna analyze these women this is analysis of women by women and their friends, Alex and Jeremy. What about I feel like there's a way we could shorten that womanalysis or something. Okay. Womanalysis. And then the cis is sort of its own women.

But it's short for sister. Woman anal cis. Womanalicister. Okay. Okay, yeah. That's more clear. Analicister. I'm looking at our concept and it's just a pile of hats right now. That could be its own show. Analicisters? That's two sisters doing

analysis people are listening to that yeah jeremy and i are kind of the analysis sisters of this show i would say but uh i guess i have to ask all of our guests before we begin have you been on quora and what do you think of it i have been on quora uh i feel like i've thank you we own it i feel like the the most common type of question that i've ever searched on quora is like to try to like see why somebody thinks something you know like to try to kind of get perspective on a viewpoint that i could truly never understand it's the questions website yeah just you know like i don't know just like like for example like why uh would somebody ever want to you know blank blank and then it has maybe we'll see somebody's you know explanation of why they

feel that way exactly and here's what makes it work the system of our website that we own and operate and are directly to blame for anything you don't like about uh is you can only post the question and then other people can only post answers so on reddit when there's a question followed by explanation of what the hell you're talking about that's not included yeah and so it It opens up a whole world of discussion where society speaks up. So we like to end and begin each episode with a question that we ask every week. Now, we forgot last week. Jeremy actually picked up the slack.

That's right. I asked a question last night at like 2 in the morning because I realized we never asked a question. This is related to our episode last week. The question is, who is the best member of your family to smooch? Don't say daddy. That's such a gross question. It's because we read a lot of questions about people who were asking about smooching their ants. Yeah.

Okay, okay. And it was a whole community. I think I would do a cop out in that situation and be like, obviously, my pets. Okay. Oh, that's good. That's really good. Yeah. Just my little tiny guy, little Mr. Albert.

Like, my little cat. The two answers we got, oh, sorry, from one person, but was another similar answer where Kirstie Walker says, my husband, of course. Anyone else in my family is out of bounds. Ooh, you can't go there. I like it because it's out of bounds like I want to, but it just wouldn't be right. Oh, there is one more answer. That's icing. This guy, Nathaniel,

whose qualification is kissing is fun, says, well, me obviously. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not the full qualification. Sorry. Kissing is fun. Like, really fun. Exclamation point. Nathan says, well, me obviously, or so I've been told. I mean, my brother just can't kiss

worth a damn. Darn. I mean, I wouldn't know personally, but I'm just going to dig myself a hole with this answer. I'll just say me and stick to that. Yeah, smart idea. All right, Nathan, doing a little bit at the end. Okay, so I actually don't know if my brothers can kiss a darn. I think it's, to me, what's fascinating about Cora is, like, people who have built, like, their brand on Cora. Like, wasn't that, like, Jordan Peterson got famous from Cora?

Famously so. You know. He's one of our big guys. He's one of our guys. Do you read his answers a lot? Not really. He's kind of graduated out of it. Yeah.

But he was. They throw back to him. Oh, there was this other guy that, like, was on Quora a lot. This guy is so disgusting. His name is Jesus Christ. No. His dude's name. He only had 13 followers.

His name is Franklin Vo. Have you ever heard of this guy? No. I'm going to look him up. So, Franklin Vo. How do you spell Vo? Like, V-E-A-U-X. not what i was gonna do yeah franklin voe he's french no small business owner sexuality educator

okay that's it's that guy so like if you if you search for something sexual or relationship-based like he's almost always answering and this guy's deal is that he is like a like a polyamorous guy that like wrote a book on polyamory and also like you know answers people's like sex questions or whatever but this guy he had like so many girlfriends and they all um like eventually teamed up like all of his current girlfriends and all of his ex-girlfriends like john tucker must like out him as like an asshole yeah they they they kind of unionized this is literally the plot of the movie john tucker i haven't seen that it was like it was like kind of bad stuff i mean he wasn't like hitting anybody but he was like a sleazebag and like a mooch and um he just

was always like i i don't know just like living off these women and also being really like mean and whiny and stuff like that and like there was just like this army of women that were like we're all done with this guy at the same time but he was like presenting himself as a relationship expert that entire time in a really obnoxious way and also just seemed super gross. To me, he just kind of embodies that super

Reddit Quora energy. He's got a quarter of a million Quora followers. 270,000 followers on Quora. What you have to consider is there are less people on Quora than any other website you go on. That's like half the website.

He lives in Portland, Oregon, if you can believe it. Of course he does. You used to live in Portland, right? No, I just have been there a lot. D.P. and Dub? Yeah, he's just kind of a gross guy. Yeah, he's answering a lot of questions. You ever see him around the scene?

No. Oh, okay. All right. I wouldn't want to. But, yeah, no, I mean, it's weird because he, like, to me, like, he just is that kind of, like, gamer, like that, like, Dungeons and Dragons, like super, like, I'm Mr. Non-Monogamy kind of energy.

I see a lot of atheism, enthusiastic fan of sex, he says at one point. Right. Well, there's more to love of him. Well, I mean, every time I've ever looked something sexual on the internet, it inevitably leads you to Cora at one point. If you're like, how do you, you know, whatever. How do I do this? How do I get the hamster out? No.

I'm trying to think of something that wouldn't be like that. How do I make my wife happy? no i'm i'm trying to think of something that wouldn't be like a super worried example but sometimes you just you know you're like it's not even something you want to do but you're you're just like why do people do this right what does it feel like to wear a diaper as a grown-up yeah that comes up a lot on this show yeah but um also sadly if i'm a grown-up baby Where is my mommy? Yeah, something like that.

But. I feel like we're getting stuck on Franklin Vogue. Yeah, we got to move on. We got a lot of questions here, Kate. Okay, okay. We got to get started. Yeah. Okay, so again, the theme of the week is women analysis.

What are they up to? Where are they going? Hit the Quokker button. And this is, of course, the first segment that we will be doing this week, which is our Incel and Manosphere questions in the Quokker. All right. What are they thinking? Incel and Manosphere?

Yes. See ya. okay this question is how do you chat with women for money okay now i've never done this now although i'm kind of doing it right now aren't i when we say for money am i getting paid cool yeah hell yeah hell yeah we're all gonna get that core raiders money yeah we have formerly cracked.com um so wait do we think that this is someone paying money to chat with a woman it's not it's certainly not getting paid right no no it's well the only place i've heard of men getting paid to chat with women is japan i think oh and host clubs so there's this thing it's like kind

of like uh it's not prostitution but like women want to talk with like handsome men and they wear little suits and they sit around that sounds awesome yeah it could be you it's apparently Normally, it's like you kind of go on a date with the guy, but it's just companionship. It's not... That's cool as hell. Dating is very different over there. It's not sexual or anything. Dating is so weird, dare I say.

Yeah, I wonder if anybody has any insights on that. I could really hear about that right now. But yeah, host clubs. We should check them out. Jeremy, you should join one. I would love to join one. I'd love to attend one. I'd like to have a nice conversation with a man in a suit.

I've never had one. That sounds awesome. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I would do that, but maybe, I don't know. Just for a lark? Yeah. Maybe I would.

How much would you pay to chat with someone is the question? I mean, honestly, zero. Yeah, I think you're probably right. We're clipping this. We're putting this on TikTok. Yeah. They're tearing you to pieces out there. We're only filming for that one clip.

The whole show doesn't exist. I talk as much as I can. A lot of time when I'm not talking, I'm like, I really need this little rest. I'll be in there. Yeah. So, so far, we have pretty much like you could join a host club. But the answer is like pretty much like this is like what like prostitutes famously do, right? Is like that you chat for an exchange for money, the money part of it.

Sure. I don't know. So I guess, yeah, either that or you could become a life coach. That could be good. Sure. Yeah. Well, so he wants to get paid or he wants to pay to talk to a woman? I have to assume he wants to pay.

But the question is simply, how do you chat with women for money? Oh, I thought it was him getting paid. My guess is. You think it's him getting paid? Oh, I. Could be either way. How do you chat with women for money? Maybe.

I heard that it's he wants to pay. I could be wrong. If he wants to pay, it's very simple. You literally go up to. You just go to a chat website. Or a therapist. Yeah. Go up to pretty much anyone on the street.

and be like, will you talk to me for $20? Would you do it? I don't think I would. Yeah, for $20? I wouldn't talk to someone on the street offering me $20. That's for patrons. I have gotten offers to do that. Yeah?

Not on the street, but, like, guys have DM'd me, and they're like, you know, like, can I, like, give you some money? Will you debate me? No, they're like, I don't even want, like, I'm not even trying to have sex with you or see nudes or anything like that. Just, like, chat with me a little, and I'm just like, I don't know. I love the guy who DMs women for, like, a very specific thing, and they're like, I'm not a weirdo. I just want to give you money for you to talk to me.

I'm not one of these creeps. I'm not a creep, but you cannot escape me. Don't even try. Yeah. Just like John Fetterman. It's John Fetterman. He's always trying to chat with women. Oh, my God.

Who's that guy? He is like who I imagine Behind like every like reddit Post like just like some Lumbering like super angry guy Just like You picture the strong man using the keyboard meme Yeah

Specifically about Israel You got it I don't know about that He is so weird College students are out of control I forgot about that meme That's my favorite meme of all time I love it.

How is it? I want to look it up. It's strong men who type. Go ahead and look that up. We'll wait. Strong men computer meme. It's basically, for those who don't know, it's a child asking a question, a simple question, and then there's pictures of several very, very jacked men who are answering earnestly.

Usually they give nice advice. Yeah, where the kid will be like, how do I get into running? And the strong man will be like, just every day, you just got to go out there and try your best. Start small and then slowly increase the intervals. You're doing great out there. It's important for you to focus on your health. Now, I will add that would be an ironic thing for these strong men to say, as you cannot do that much cardio and maintain that much mass.

Sorry. I'm looking for strong men who type. That can't be what you have to put. This is one hell of a podcast. No, I'm just seeing, like, guys who work out. They're not even typing. No, that's not it. No.

That's not it. I'll send it to you later, Paige. Yeah. Anyway. We'll find it later. It's funny. Just take my word for it. I don't think any women have answered on this.

This one guy says, wish I knew when you find out, tell me. Okay. All right. That's a lonely little guy. So the answer is we don't know how to chat with women for money. For money. No, chatting with women for money, it's incredibly easy. That's what therapy is.

Yeah. That's just, you just. That's a great point. I had a male therapist. He had a lot of problems, honey. I had a male therapist one time for like a few years. He was pretty good. I was skeptical at first.

I was like, I don't know. I mean, he was very nice, but he wasn't a woman for money. My therapist now is a woman. And then I think, yeah, almost all my therapists have been women. But I did have one dude. But it's like rare to find a dude therapist because everybody wants a woman. I would love if you'd click on one of those porn ads that like girls who want to chat and it's just a therapy business. Yeah.

Tell me why you're sad. yeah you can't if you're if your sexual fetish is talking to a therapist then it's pretty easy for you to get off but it's gonna cost you i mean i think the sex worker stereotype is definitely true like my friend who was a stripper am i still allowed to say that i think so right i think that's that you're what other what else would you say sex worker on specifying but this is it's the type of sex worker is relevant because this was all in like a a public facing business they were in the bing. Alex said prostitute like 20 times just this episode.

I don't know. You're a good Alex first. I'm very tall. I'm trying my best. I'm trying to not offend, but anyway, she was a stripper in a strip club, and she said that

men would come in and they would buy a lap dance, but they would be like, please don't dance. Sit here. I'm so sad. And they would just want to like, talk to her for, like, a long time and, like, vent, like, even emotional stuff, like, talk about their marriage.

Was she into that, or was she like, can I just rub my butt on you? Like, this is weird. I would love to, like, do that to, like, a stripper, like, go in the back and be like, please, I just want to talk to you. And then just ask name questions, like, what's your favorite soda?

You set up microphones, and you're just doing a podcast. Do you have any brothers and sisters? Have you seen Dragon Ball before? Yeah. Goku goes through so many stages. My wife said that I couldn't come in here as long as we just talk. Keep your clothes on.

Keep your clothes on. Keep your clothes on. It's a Dragon Ball podcast. Now, you have to watch this 20-minute cartoon. You're my brother and sister here. In a normal way. Yeah. Not in a Quora way.

Was she into it? Do you know? Did she prefer that? I don't think she really cared. I think it was sort of all the same to her. When you're at work, I mean, it's kind of just like, whatever. I think that was very much her.

Like, I think her attitude on it was like, I'm going to be exerting some kind of energy or another either way. I don't really care what we do together, you know. All right. Okay. Let's move on to our next question. This next question is. This is in the same vein.

How can I stop myself from being a womanizer? Now, important addition to this question, there is no uh. It's just how can I stop myself from being womanizer? I didn't even notice that. This is the song that's coming to my mind is that Hang Up Your Chick Habit song. Oh, it's not the hit song Womanizer? That's what Alex and I were singing before. No, I was like, hang up your tick habit.

Hang it up, daddy. It's like an Acquaintance Tarantino movie. I forgot what it is. What year did this song come out? Well, the original song, I think, is from the 60s or 70s. But then it was remixed in the 90s or whatever. It's very famous. you would immediately recognize

like if the first four seconds of the song came on you would recognize it. But Kate you are familiar with Britney Spears womanizer I am not I'll give you a hint most of the song is the word woman womanizer womanizer womanizer

you are a womanizer womanizer yeah that's what I thought of in earworm check it out Britney Spears friend of the show. Oh yeah we gotta have her back on i'm so glad you got out from your father's clutches he was wrong third mike to you third mike britney spears um okay how can i stop myself from being a womanizer justin timberlake's a piece of shit you read the book right yeah i did i heard the thing um anyway uh you gotta respect them

women yeah you gotta yeah you have to learn to to love and respect well that is like the answer right to stop myself from being womanizer yeah i guess so i have to not think of them as like sex object. I'd say you've got to chain yourself up. Oh, yeah. That's werewolf style. That's what I'm saying. We're back on werewolf discussion. I have real advice on how to stop being a womanizer.

Is it the werewolf thing? No. Okay. Because my advice was real, too. This was the werewolf. Oh, sorry. I think you've got to take a break from women altogether. Oh, turn gay.

No, not turn gay. I get what you're saying. you gotta you gotta you gotta take a little break find some other things that you're interested in i don't know reading books joining an intramural sports intramural men's club sure yeah wrestling and then maybe also figuring out you know what it is that you're getting like because there are some people like people who uh womanize as they say like people are meeting really you know really different needs they're doing for different reasons there's like the attention seeking a womanizer i've dated a lot of women i'm a real expert like there's people who are in it for

narcissistic reasons there's people who are in it for horny reasons people are in it for lonely reasons there's people in it because they love chaos oh that's an interesting you're gonna have to figure out like what do you what do you get for it or you could just be a lifelong womanizer like this weird ass franklin vo guy sure yeah i know that we're not talking about this but every Every time I hear the word Franklin Vaux, I do put in my mind Franklin the Turtle before we get to the Vaux. It's the same guy. He's a problematic figure then. He works in children's media.

I used to date a lot of womanizers. I used to always do it. Did any of them ever stop? Did they reform? No. Can they be reformed? Can they be fixed? Can they be fixed?

Can you stop these womanizers? We're saying this like it's an important news show. we have you here Kate do you condemn the womanizers what about all the dating they do womanizer oh I condemn the womanizers but yeah

this is a Piers Morgan womanizer show both sides are wrong in order for there to ever be peace we'll have to stop womanizing you're gonna have to stop fucking man we just can't handle a spiritual evolution yeah um i don't think no i think i think most people grow out of it like i think most people grow out of like uh being like a little f boy or something like that you know having like drama and all that stuff

most people just like get over that but some people never knew but i think that like i think that it i think there's a very big difference between somebody who is like you know like just young and having a good time versus somebody that's like oh my whole thing is like i need to get you know i need to be dating like 80 people to feel good about myself i use them as a husk yeah that's something this figure could say i mean like i don't know because i've dated i've dated like many many many people in my life you know but like it was always with the goal of like just finding someone being your sweet baby and then once i did find someone very nice that i got along with i don't miss it but i think for some people like they can never get hooked on

the rush yeah the rush the sweet sweet rush adrenaline junkies now jeremy this question has to have funny answers uh sure i don't know let's read them gordon miller entrepreneur and investor says oh my god that's so funny as a title entrepreneur and investor look out ladies this account is banned all right read it the fastest and best way to stop liking a specific girl is to start liking another girl boom that did not answer our question gordon no apparently you know what to be fair originally answered how do you stop liking a girl what the fuck is wrong with this website he did actually answer a different question and that was fine he did he took the answer it set him on a lifelong yeah womanizing he went down a womanizer spiral and now he's a

new question how am i supposed to host this podcast they just show me other answers on the thread it doesn't make any sense there's this other answer here that is more related he says michael says uh well for me it's very simple but this is just my opinion as long as we put our energy and focus on what we are trying to not do we will end up unfortunately attracting more of what we don't want i would encourage you instead of trying to not be a player or womanize try and spend your time and energy focusing on what you would like more in your life. Whenever we ask the universe for something we need to

ask from abundance rather than from being deficient. I don't know what any of that means. That's big facts, Chief. I think he's basically just saying have a hobby, but he said it really weird. No, he's doing big facts. What's the word for a mananizer? That doesn't exist, right? You can't mananize.

A slut. A mananizer. Or a slut. I would never use that word. I know, I've been called that a lot. A slut. I've seen it on t-shirts a lot I think it was a big thing In the 2000s they were taking it back Do you prefer

Mananizer? Bananizer That's funny And what is the penis if not a banana? I was I guess When I lived in San Francisco And I was starting comedy

i feel like i was kind of a mananizer but i was just i just i i was dating like all of these losers um and it was like always like they're all very flaky and someone would always cancel and so it's like well i just need more of these people right so then i would just get like get the numbers up six kind of crappy guys i was seeing make plans with two of them in the same night someone would cancel. I would just hang out with whoever didn't. That's just managing the schedule. Yeah, but I mean, it's dumb.

I was young and dumb. Do you know this song, Mananizer by Brian Spears? Brian Spears? That's her brother. It's very similar. It's weird when you meet somebody that is like...

I guess this is more into intel territory, but when you when you meet a guy that is so sad that like when people are like oh you know it's like easy for you know women to get laid or it's whatever like when you meet a guy who like answers that stuff on the internet and they're like it's so hard it's so unfair like women never respond to you on website like i'm like what i'm really saying is a lot of the people don't even believe that and are just like oh this is where all the money is on youtube yeah yeah it's so true i'll to say crazy shit at a camera while looking very shiny i wasn't sure if this was real or not but

you know the woman who like went crazy on that airplane yeah apparently now she's doing like right wing stuff and i feel like she just did the math of like i'm famous i can get money if i just say that you can get so much more money by being right wing yeah it's so much money it makes sense there's except for brianna woo right brianna woo is trying so hard to be right wing for money and And she's just not popular. I would never go on her podcast several years ago. People say that it's so easy to sell out and be right wing, but you have to be, like, good at selling out stuff. I don't think you do.

If you're no good at it, you can't do it. I don't think you do. If you're a woman, I think it helps if you're blonde. The woman who was on a plane who literally just, the reason she's famous is that she, like, went insane. She's now making money by saying, she was, like, holding up a can of beer and said, like, women trans women shouldn't be in sports and then she's getting money for that okay that's so easy let's get a bag mondays i feel like there's all these like uh that's what the day yeah red pill like trad wife women now yeah that are like i rejected feminism and now i drink water and

clean my kitchen and i'm like you know that i also drink water right like they're like yeah eleni is like you don't have to never go to the bathroom i'm just like what are you i pee every day exactly yeah uh anyway back to this quora question the the how can i stop myself from being a womanizer i like this one answer from shlomi who's a translator mediocre guitar player and fairly okay mom she says i guess if you're good at womanizing and not too confident about your other abilities it's just easier to continue oh yeah don't stop double down what are gonna do i agree get those numbers up anyway it's a great game have you ever met like a 50 year old womanizer though or like a 45 year old womanizer

is this i don't know like how to explain this but older men do not care for me they don't like being around me they don't like hearing me talk what does that mean they just There's not one. Can I ask, is this specifically about, like, your wife's dad, though? No, this is just in general. Father-in-laws do not like me. There are some exceptions. My father-in-law, there's my father.

I guess those are really the two guys. I think it's, like, a generational thing, but the, like, kind of, like, person I came out as I don't think is, like, allowed to have existed in 1984. You have, like, long hair and some spirit. I think I just am annoying. I think I'm just an annoying guy. in a way that was previously unacceptable.

I don't know about that. And so the old womanizers I'm not as familiar with. Although, who's that guy we met in the backyard of that bar who tried to tell us about every video game console that existed? That was really weird. Alex and I were in a bar recently, and we were talking about cards or something. Yeah, we were talking about how I'm addicted to trading card games.

And then this guy came out and was like, sometimes when I do acid, I'm really good at pool. That's so funny. And he would not leave us alone for 30 minutes. Yeah. Anyway, do you want to read another question? He's my best friend. Hit the forbidden knowledge button.

The unknown. The mystic. The world of women. Okay, this next question is, why am I a bad girl? Bad girls get the wall. How is this? I just really want to know, like, how old was the person that posted this? If the person is, like, nine, then it's very sad.

Yeah. Because you didn't do your homework. Yeah. Let's see. I said to stay in your room. Yeah. The person is a tiny little kid. She has four, sorry, she has two questions that she has asked.

Okay. Her other question is, why am I cheating with my good and lovely husband? Oh, okay. So she's not that many. And she knows about one topic, and it is urination. I feel like this is a man pretending to be a woman. This is someone's husband who was cheated on, and he made an account for her and said, why am I hurting my beautiful husband?

What do I know about fucking urination? I know about pissing away my marriage. I would so far say she's a bad girl because she's broken the bounds of marriage, which is a lifelong covenant. If we know one thing about her husband is that he's good and he's lovely. It's because the Lord hath forbade adultery. That's right. Yes.

And I'm always saying it. She had sex with Franklin Vo. Ew. My woman analysis is telling me this woman is no good. She has answered two questions as well. Kate, what are some ways you've found people to be a bad girl in your life? Like, I don't know. To me, there's something so, like, corny, cheesy, like, basic sexual about that question.

you know like oh i'm a bad girl like it's like so it's like slutty slutty i see you're dodging like a man and eiser uh no to me to me that feels like a basic person's idea of slutty sex i'm a bad girl what's a bad girl i guess if it was more mature a man if it was more mature it would be i'm an evil woman sure there you go why am i an evil woman i'm such an evil woman is that sexy i feel like in the 90s and 2000s there was like there was like all this sort of like bad girl like i feel like there was a few books that were like yeah like but it was kind of a corporate co-optation of the idea of rebellion ah yeah you know it was like oh, yeah, I'm a bad girl.

I'm going to wear shiny pants. Your mother said not to. You call me back when you bomb a pipeline. I'm a bad girl. I sell predatory loans. I didn't possibly pay them. I was part of the housing

collapse. I sold subprime mortgages to my bad girl. These bad girls got bailed out. We got sold out. That's so hot. yeah so sexy to be so bad uh this answer i really like we don't know you only you can answer this question that's true it's kind of true of all quora questions on that thank you ramona another one i don't know are you i know sometimes i am it's so good to have community this is another

really good one this is from someone named cursed soul cursed soul says no one is good or bad at this world you just see things differently for example if you cheat on someone one can think you are a toxic shit worst person ever. Maybe you cheated to avoid heartbreak. See, every people see things in their own way

based on their experiences. Love yourself. Thank you, cursed soul. That's a great answer. Very cute. Love yourself. Love yourself. There's no such thing

as good or bad. Kate is desperately reaching for waffles who will not compare to time of day. No, he is. Don't lie. He's curled up now.

Don't lie about him. He's shown up now. Don't lie about him. He was being a little flake before. Yeah. I haven't seen him for years. I found a question from Cursed Soul, if you want to hear it.

Okay. Cursed Soul asks, when she is busy and can't talk to me, I start feeling weird. Like, first, I laugh a lot for no reason. Second, then I start feeling low and cry. I don't know why this is happening to me. It's a new feeling for me, and I can't understand my hormones. Oh. Well, keep in there.

Keep going for it, Cursed Soul. We'll check back with you. I can't understand my hormones saying it was out of left field. I wasn't expecting that I mean do any of us understand our hormones no they just do their own

thing in there waffles getting in the pelican case by the way updating waffles I understand my hormones to some degree you know they just do what they do

if you're a woman oh well maybe it's not like this for everybody but it's like this for a lot there's just like a week a month where you're just like

I'm in a super bad mood oh yeah I hate everybody is it hormones when your blood sugar drops and you get really angry I think so

blood sugar is that a hormone no but blood sugar affects your hormones too blood sugar affects your hormones jeremy it's hormones uh you know what's a cute hormone speaking of cats oxytocin yes great hormone yeah so that's like that's the cuddle hormone it makes you feel like happy and affectionate when you snuggle with somebody like kids have it when they snuggle with their parents any kind of snuggle like put that inside out you know in a romantic relationship when you snuggle each other but cats also have it so when they snuggle you they feel happy in the same way that a person does which is so cute i am so happy for them and i understand their hormones yeah um there's a funny answer here from this woman named ashlyn she says this is a pretty vague question i'm not sure how

you would like people to respond to this please rephrase it in general though being a bad person is determined by the law social views and opinions i think you should ask quote am i a bad woman for doing or saying blank i hope this helps ashlyn thank you ashlyn if more people were like you we could have a reasonable discussion on quora for once it's so funny to me the people who think that like good or bad is like a matter of legality that's like so it's so funny to me an adult like that yeah i can't smoke marijuana not because i don't want to but because it's It's bad. It's illegal.

I know this kid, too. I know this five-year-old. He's really cute. He's my friend's son. Where'd you meet this five-year-old? He's my friend's child. Okay, you already said that. He's my friend's child, and...

I got nervous when you said that. I'm backing off. He often does this thing where he's like, I can't do that because it's illegal. Sure. He's like, oh, I can't go near the oven because it's illegal, And I think that that's the way that his parents explain to him not to do something. It's just saying it's illegal.

There are laws. That's just their shorthand for don't do this. When you go near the oven. Oh, no. But sometimes it's not something that is illegal at all. Sometimes he's like, I'm not allowed to stay up this late because it's illegal. Joe Biden is out of control. He's not going to vote for Biden.

Yeah, he's not. He's now a Korean Party guy. He's five years old voting for Jill Stein. Okay, really good answer there. From Vernon. You want to read it? Okay. Vernon St. Amour says,

You were just born to sin, little girl. And he's an account manager. Ew. A horny account manager. This guy Carter F. Hamm, who is a general at U.S. Army from 1991 to present, says, It depends on your mindset.

This is the Army's official response to why you are a bad girl. And then the last one, shell whose grandma and great grandma says how the fuck would i know bam shell blasted your ass get the fuck out of here we should do more questions yeah um let's keep it moving i'm gonna skip to quoragon wild okay fair enough slam the animal button okay it's all the way back on this one it's quoragon wild how does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them So this isn't necessarily woman analysis per se.

I mean, it could be. But it could involve a woman. The dog or the cat could be a woman cat. Yeah, the answer to this riddle is it's a woman dog. Yeah. Oh, damn. So how do they know when their lover cheats on them? And my gut response is they can smell it.

I think that they don't care. I don't think there is cheating with a lot of animals. I don't know. I think they're deeply committed to monogamy. I don't think they were made in God's image. i think what if god just is a dog that pissed me off i'd be so fucking pissed if he turns out to be a dog if i get in there right it's dog spelled backwards doggy stuff i i fuck you oh man don't don't think about it yeah i dated this guy that was always trying to get me to like be poly or

have group sex and his example for why we should do that was that it was natural for like a type monkey okay it's a bow to bow yes bonobos the guy who has the suit yeah the pants company there if i'd forget it i don't know that one i don't know about the pants company but i was just always like sitting in those conversations being like why would you base your sex life on what a monkey is doing like it's fine just do whatever you want but you're just like oh my god look at those monkeys i should do that you know in their defense those monkeys seem like they're having a great time i don't do all sorts of crazy shit you can't like kill someone be like tigers do it yeah also like animals are very jealous i don't

know if all uh animals are jealous but like okay so if my girl cat is sitting on my lap sometimes the boy cat will run over just smack her in the head and then take her spot because he's so mad that she has it or if i he won't he'll be sitting there and he won't come but then i'll be like pearl and i'll call her and she'll come over and then he'll get up and run right towards me because he doesn't want her to have the he's gonna be well there he might think that they're lovers and that pearl's cheating on him i don't think he thinks that has to be i think that they think that i'm the food source sure i am the god and that i provide the food and that he wants to be number one well that's a positive way of looking at it is it i think um the hierarchy

of the home the hierarchy of the home to go back to the incel discussion before please um yeah a lot of animals have kind of like a uh kind of manosphere thing where there's just one alpha who has sex with everybody and so if you go by those rules then there's just like one stud who goes crazy on the whole pack it's so nuts to me how many people now believe this like alpha male rhetoric and like i'm sure of like bulls well it's just okay right like the intel the intel thing their whole like story about how the world operates that like oh yeah like all women care about is your fucking jawline and like it's just like if you look at like every couple It's mostly just two normal-ass people.

By far, most couples are just two normal-looking people. Either one of them is particularly super attractive. But if a guy with a jaw showed up, he could legally steal her. I guess so. Because he'd be Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. Because his name on his license plate. Steal-Yo-Girl? Driver's license, if you check, is Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl.

Oh, damn. His license plate is a vanity plate that says Steal-Yo-Why. and then G and then you have to know what that stands for. G-L-Y-G. G-L-Y-G. Yeah.

Tell me God didn't have a plan. S-T-O Y-R-G-O Who is St. Louis, your girl? Who's Steely G? What were we talking about? Cats, dogs or cats. They smell it.

I think it's body language. You guys got to think about how much these fuckers are smelling shit, because it's nonstop. Look at him. He's in the pelican case. When a dog smells another dog's butt, they're like, I know where you've been. They are, though. All right. Let me read these answers, because they say what we're saying, which is-

Oh, Linda has a good answer. Domestic cats and dogs don't have monogamous relationships like people do. Liar. A lot of them are spayed and neutered. I don't know why Linda is lying about this. I think Linda is actually a cheating cat. Yeah, she says she's a veterinarian retired, but I think it's because she's a cat

who is typing and doing cat posting. She's been out of the game for so long that she doesn't know. There are promiscuous breeders who have been evolved to breed indiscriminately and do not form long-term bonds with mates. We know you're a cat, Linda. You don't need to lie about slutting it up cat style.

you're a fucking doggonizer a doggonizer a petanizer by uh britney barkney spears dandy says i'm gonna leave dogs and cats are made to reproduce and multiply without morality you don't know that not made in god's image they're jealous uh my girlfriend always keeps an eye on me it makes me wonder which makes me wonder if dogs or cats can sense when their owners are being unfaithful. What? What? Well, it's natural for humans to project their emotion

and experience onto their pets. The reality is that dogs and cats don't possess the same understanding of romantic relationships or infidelity as humans do. Even Zolkernane is this guy's name, says it. Boring answers. I want someone to say that dogs can tell. I want them to say it's the smell.

No one has backed me up on the smell. Not even the vet. There was one that was just like, I'm a vet. They can tell because of smelling. They have so many more smell molecules than we have. All right, let's do another question. Smell sensors.

Let's do core romance. Why not? The language of love. We'll do this. Once you answer my quora about love. This is a love question I think we'll all have an answer for. How can I tell if my wife's vagina had a bigger penis inside? Oh, my God.

That's the most incel question in the world. You got to feel around in there. I don't know how you would mathematically get to the bottom of this. You would never be able to tell. It's the ultimate crime. It's her secret. You would never be able to know. This is Victoria's secret.

Yeah. That's what it is. Probably she did because if you're that insecure about your small penis, there's probably some grain of truth in it if you if you've asked a question you've already lost yeah that's sam elliott i mean that's also just like it's so weird to me when men are obsessed with like penis size not even penis size but just like what what other dicks have been in there first or whatever like it's like permanently i feel like that's the basis of a lot of like in cell theories is like if a woman

has a lot of sex with a lot of guys she gets like loose. She's ruined. Yeah, but then if she has sex with the same guy over and over again the only thing that ruins your vagina giving birth. Having a baby. Right, oh sure. You're done. Stretched out forever.

Babies are huge. Totaled. They can knock it off. Well, it might not be totaled but it's forever changed. If you're a mother listening by the way, not you. You're the one who got away. Mothers are the ones who have told me this.

They're like, enjoy it now. Not our beautiful listeners. Not our beautiful listeners, though. There's a lot of answers on this that are like, you ask her, and that is not what we are looking for. Yeah. We want like a trick I can do. Yeah.

What device? Let's you know what tracks are in there. Like when you go to the forest and you see a footprint. You know when you watch a spy movie and they roll a ball that shoots lights and surveys the room? You got to stick one of those up there. Shows the lasers. Yeah, exactly. But the lasers are previously larger penises.

Exactly. There was a chode here. People have a lot of answers for this. New Apple says, he definitely didn't know when I was being fucked in my pussy by a guy with a cock bigger than his own. New Apple said this? Then I came home with my pussy back to normal. But he would definitely know when I had the big cocks of three guys fuck me until they finished. When he fucked me after those guys, you could tell there was a bigger cock than his.

Fucking my pussy until it flared. I am a loser to that. I came home with my pussy back to normal. I like the idea that she's like, look, one dick, you can't tell. But if you get three in there, he'll know. Hell no. It's going to seem like a full house. It's like how you

Like when you're I don't know if you ever Did this as a teen But if there's like Get fucked by three guys No no no There's like vodka In the freezer

And you drink a little bit And then you replace it With water And then you're like Oh fuck it froze They're gonna know That but for dicks Yeah it's pretty much

That exactly but for dicks Yeah But so if possible Just change your pussy Back to normal Yeah that's a good idea If you can do that Disguise your pussy

Change shape This guy Tom says That's easy This happens with my wife All the time While we were having sex And she gets into it Somewhere in the middle

Her pussy opens wider And feel it get longer What? Feel it out That's true The answer is feel them out I tell her that her pussy Is yearning for a bigger

More filling dick This guy's a cuck And he hasn't admitted His cuck fantasies to himself I think he has admitted it I think he's not only Admitted to himself But to anyone

Who's willing to read his book It sounds like if anyone isn't into it it's his wife who's like stop asking me to fuck your friends the last sentence of the post is offer to get her one but can't get a yes from her okay so he wants to be cucked but his wife says no she said no here his wife is just like shut up this is so annoying i hope he said it just like this is like babe you know how when we're doing our thing and your space gets bigger in the middle what if that was the guy at the gas station in there my boyfriend had an experience once where he was like hanging out with this couple and he just thought they were like

chilling that they were all having a good time and then it turned out that they were grooming him they're trying to get him to be a bull yeah he was just like oh i yeah i didn't really see it that way. I thought we were just chilling. I don't really have the nose ring to be a bull. That's very funny. I wonder how they pitched it to him.

We're all having a good time. Movie's good. Almost over. What if I saw my wife? I think it was like... What if I was tied to that chair? I don't remember what it was exactly, but I think it was definitely the dude to brought it up.

Sure. I feel like it has to be. You have to. How funny would it be? Yeah. You'll be a hilarious prank if you fucked my wife. Yeah.

I mean, if you're hanging out with like a comedian couple, that is how it comes up. They're like, you know, it's a really funny bit. Has this happened to you?

I cry and jack off while you go in there. Has this happened? Do you need a glass of water? Can I get you a snack? Would you like to fuck my wife? Anything you need. My wife,

water, a beer. yeah well whatever works what's this guy with the swinging lifestyle say which one is that patrick magoo oh my god my wife and i have been in and out of the swinging lifestyle in past years in years past we posted adult ads all over the u.s for the largest endowed males it's like star search america's next top penis we had men travel near and far where who were uh hung on the extreme large sizes there are really are nine inches to 12 inch penises out there thick as an elbow Monsters!

That like to get into a hot, tighter vagina fully without the female whimpering, complaining, or otherwise not being able to fully take them. She could and did. All ages and ethnicities. To be clear, only a handful a year visited, but when one did, it was a sight to behold. She comfortably accommodated the passionate lovers

and sometimes uncomfortably accommodated the pounders who need to screw unmercifully rough, but never whimpered. She just took it for hours. point is we're done we're done we're done this is it's that is just exactly like how like to me that was like the perfect most emblematic like just the way that men think that women think of sex is so different than the way that women think of sex that's classic patrick magoo i mean he said that he it's really for him because he liked getting in there next yeah it's really it's all

his fetish yeah he has a fetish of just being like I'm lost in here you haven't gone back to normal mode so I did this is this is this may be TMI but I think it's worth it I can't imagine it's worse than this thing we're an hour in no one's listening anymore I dated a guy I dated a guy that had a problem with his his foreskin sure it was like painful for him was it evil no no he just he just it like it was like painful for him to get an erection it was the same and he had been that way his whole life sure and he had had this problem forever but then he would always say that the reason he couldn't like admit it to himself so he would say the reason was because i was short and therefore had an extra small i see lady part which is not how it works what

You don't have smaller lady parts because you're short. That's just not the way it works. But then I later found out after we broke up that he had told everybody. Oh, my God. And I was like, but I guess this is not, like, it wasn't true, but I mean, I guess it's not like that bad of a rumor to have going around about me. Like, oh, Kate, well, yeah, she has a super tight pussy. It's incredible. It's painful.

I definitely don't have venom on my penis. who is a twisted being who lives on there hurting me. Yeah, that's a good rumor to have spread about you. I just, I was just like, I think I just have a regular one. I think you should see a doctor. It's not remarkable in any way. You hurt this poor man. Well, thank you for writing in, Patrick Magoo.

We have a little more time here. Sure. Do you want to read any more answers? Do you want to read another question? Let's do another question. I feel like that last one really wore out our welcome. If anything's getting worn out, it's our welcome. It's our pussies.

It's the pussy of our welcome. The next question will be our final one. If I perform CPR on a guy mouth to mouth, would that be considered cheating on my boyfriend or no? Can lifeguards be faithful? I feel like this is like the premise of a 90s drama. She works in a hospital. she's a paramedic and then like

it's her ex-boyfriend that comes in and she wants to like save his life but like you know her husband is gonna be so mad because she never

let go of the feeling or whatever you know that sounds good I'd watch that you should write that are you gonna stick with this chick who gives it up

breath wise yeah she used CPR tongue well I feel like that was a very common premise of the 90s was it it's like

they're just Baywatch Baywatch It was this thing On Saved by the Bell Sure I feel like There was always

Situations where Erotic CPR Everyone was choking In the 90s Because food Yeah I don't know People didn't chew Back then or something

The processing for meat Often included bones Sandlot Giving CPR To someone hot Was like It seemed like It was going to be

One of the main Issues that you Confronted as an adult If you think about it Giving CPR to a hot person Is not probably Gratifying at all It's probably disgusting

Essentially dead. Yeah, well, they're dying. You're keeping their heart going. Or they're actively dying. You have to break their ribs to do CPR correctly. Yeah, you have to really get in there. I feel like movies don't really show that. They just kind of bend their elbows.

Yeah, if you just kiss them, they will die. Yeah, because you have the kiss of death. Yeah, sure. But it is cheating, of course. You can't do it. Does anybody agree? It's a lot of CPR-certified people who is not who I want to hear from. I want to hear somebody who calls it like it is

Streetwise That's cheating If they survive that's cheating If they die It's fine Let's see I'm trying to see if anyone says it's cheating Because that would be funny Have you ever given CPR a gate?

No I have no idea how I'm terrified of it I had to do it as a lifeguard I had to do it on like dummies Oh okay You mean like dummies or like stupid people? I know. Well, honestly, they do, when you're a lifeguard, you have a little thing that you,

so you don't have to kiss anybody. Oh, okay. You just have to put a little thing over their mouth. I don't, I need to learn basic first aid. I don't think I would give, I would know how to give someone a Heimlich, really. Yeah. It seems hard.

You gotta really go for broke. You kind of do. Yeah, you basically just have to slam them into a wall or something, right? Yeah, you have to throw them into a wall. I should learn basic first aid. Well, you take the back of their head and you just ram it into the wall. Yeah, I need to take a little first aid class,

and until then I'm going to have to tell John to really chew his food because I'm not equipped to save him. Do you guys choke a lot? He suffocated when they find his body. He suffocated, but also his bruise is all over his body. He's missing his teeth and he has a broken nose. I choke all the time. You choke a lot?

Yeah, I can't stop wolfing the stuff down. I'm trying to see if there's any funny answers on this. This has been such an enlightening episode about women. Yeah. I think we really analyzed women this episode. Yeah. Some women have extremely loose vaginas that come from having sex with three to four people on the same day.

Not once. Both, even. The biggest ones in America. Some women are bad as a result of doing infidelity. Yeah. What else did we learn? Oh, and because they crave sin. We learned that cats and dogs can tell if they've been cheated on due to smell.

Due to smell, they're smelling receptors. Oh, look at little waffles as we say that. Yeah, he's in the pelican case. He's in the box. Just off camera, we assure you, he's in the pelican case. He's a baby. I like this one answer where someone just says CPR is a wonderful skill. Okay.

That's true. CPR. I wonder what the person who asked this question was. John? Oh, no, that's a different guy. Never mind. Don't listen to me. Okay.

Well It's Chloe Ace Is the person who asked it Chloe Chloe Chloe It's not loading Keep it up girl

I knew a girl named Chloe When I was little Was it her? No Is she a lifeguard now? No no no Can you be a professional lifeguard? Like can your job be like

Full time lifeguard? Yeah I think you know Public pools And the beach and stuff Yeah you'd have to be somewhere Where it's always warm Wouldn't you?

Yeah I'm so East Coast coded, Kate. Why is that? I don't know anything about fully warm places. Yeah, in California, there's year-round lifeguards for sure. Must be nice. Also, there's indoor pools. Yeah.

Imagine Jeremy if he was a full-time lifeguard. I was a lifeguard as a boy, and there were full-time lifeguards. You'd probably have abs if you were one now. I don't know about that. I didn't do anything. Yeah, but you'd be a pool lifeguard. The pool's like three feet deep. You got to make it work.

You have to really try hard to drown in those things. Yeah. It's pretty hard to do. Yeah, you got to be. Yeah, you have to be trying to. You have to be two feet tall to drown. I think my best achievement in this episode was Barkney Spears. Yeah.

Doganizer, oh, Doganizer. Yeah, Barkney's. Yeah. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. Yeah. You know what? On that note, let's ask a question to Cora.

Let's shut it all down. No, no, no. We have to ask a question because last week we forgot. Okay. Kate, do you have any questions you want to ask Cora.com? Okay. Let's go with the pet theme. Okay.

All right. What's the best way to get a dog and a cat used to hanging out together? Okay. We'll get traction on that one. That's just a normal. Yeah. Should I have asked something weirder? No, I don't think so.

No, this is important to get them used to it. Well, because my boyfriend's dog and my cat only met one time, It didn't go that good, so I want to know how to do a better job. The thing about cats is that they have to have, they got to like, they're territorial, so if you meet them in a new place, it's bad, but also if the dog comes into their place, it's bad. The dog came into my room, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's their place. Yeah, they were really mad.

What happened was they went under the bed, and you couldn't see them at all, but you could just hear them growling. It was just under the bed, completely no cat visible, just. In my experience, short of the dog eating the cat Usually what happens is the cat really scratches up the dog And then they're bleeding all over the place Yeah, I figured that How I think it'll happen is that the dog will approach the cat

A couple times One time the cat will beat up the dog And then the dog will learn That is kind of what happens The lesson It's sad, but they gotta learn the hard way because these pooches don't know how to act it was so funny i went to a friend's house and the friend has a big dog it's like some kind of labrador mix and the cat the dog is so scared

of the cat because the cat like i guess hit the dog or something a few times but if the cat comes in the room the dog starts the dog starts like shaking like it's like the dog is so scared of the cat the dog has no idea how much bigger he is it's so i mean it's sad but it's hilarious that the dog is fucking terrified. It's sad. Yeah. But it is hilarious. Yeah.

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