Radiolab - Ologies: Dark Matters
Episode Date: May 5, 2023Testudinology. Enigmatology. Hagfishology. Raccoonology. Meteorology. Chronobiology. Chickenology. Delphinology. Bryology. Vampirology. Zymology. Echinology. Screamology. Melaninology. Dolorology.In t...his episode, we introduce you to one of our all-time favorite science podcasts. Ologies. A show that’s a kindred spirit to ours, but also… very different. In each episode, Host Alie Ward interviews a brilliant, charming ologist, and wanders with them deep into their research, quirky facts they’ve learned throughout their career and their personal motivations for studying what they study. “It’s all over the map,” she says. And we love it. To give you a taste of the show, we’re playing her ep on scotohylology, the study of dark matter, with UC-Riverside theoretical particle physicist Flip Tanedo (https://zpr.io/FJWL4NtH5Wsi). If you like it, you can find more than 300 more episodes of Ologies at ologies.com.Episode CreditsReported by - Alie WardProduced by - Pat Walterswith mixing help from - Arianne WackFact-checking by - Diane KellyOur newsletter comes out every Wednesday. It includes short essays, recommendations, and details about other ways to interact with the show. Sign up (https://radiolab.org/newsletter)!Radiolab is supported by listeners like you. Support Radiolab by becoming a member of The Lab (https://members.radiolab.org/) today.Follow our show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook @radiolab, and share your thoughts with us by emailing radiolab@wnyc.org. Leadership support for Radiolab’s science programming is provided by the Gordon and Betty Moore Foundation, Science Sandbox, a Simons Foundation Initiative, and the John Templeton Foundation. Foundational support for Radiolab was provided by the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.
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                                         Hey, I'm Lulu.
                                         
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                                         And this week we actually, we brought in a third host
                                         
                                         as if there weren't enough of us.
                                         
                                         Uh, host, we are quite a big fan of.
                                         
                                         Allie, your show is awesome.
                                         
                                         It's so great.
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         Her name is Allie Ward.
                                         
                                         I actually realized during our conversation with her
                                         
    
                                         that she is my neighbor.
                                         
                                         But we brought her in because we wanted her to tell you
                                         
                                         about her podcast.
                                         
                                         So let the games begin, ask me anything.
                                         
                                         What is the name of your show
                                         
                                         and how would you describe it?
                                         
                                         So, Oligis is a comedy-ish science podcast
                                         
                                         where we explore a different ology every episode.
                                         
    
                                         So it might be geology one week
                                         
                                         and then a philometology the next,
                                         
                                         which is the study of kissing.
                                         
                                         So Ali has taken on so many oligies.
                                         
                                         Testudonology, which comes from the Latin testudo
                                         
                                         for tortoise.
                                         
                                         And eggmetology.
                                         
                                         Hagfish.
                                         
    
                                         Hagfish ology.
                                         
                                         Would it be raccoonology or would it be
                                         
                                         meteorology, api-aryology?
                                         
                                         Pichinology.
                                         
                                         Melanonology.
                                         
                                         Quantumontology.
                                         
                                         Chrono-biology.
                                         
                                         Carnivorous phyto-biology.
                                         
    
                                         Flash-eating plants.
                                         
                                         Your urology episode was one of my favorites.
                                         
                                         And I did not think I would, like I very reluctantly clicked on that.
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         And we brought Ali on because her show is kind of like a kindred spirit to our show,
                                         
                                         but also it's very different at the same time.
                                         
                                         Like for our show, we talk to a bunch of scientists,
                                         
                                         but it's usually in the context of a story or a big idea we're interested in,
                                         
    
                                         and then we try to make it all add up to something.
                                         
                                         Ali does not do that part. She just will be like, oh, this scientist is interesting. or a big idea we're interested in, and then we try to make it all add up to something.
                                         
                                         Ali does not do that part.
                                         
                                         She just will be like,
                                         
                                         oh, this scientist is interesting,
                                         
                                         and then they will sit down,
                                         
                                         and they will just go to town.
                                         
                                         And actually one of the things I love about your show
                                         
    
                                         is like, your what matters is totally different
                                         
                                         than our what matters.
                                         
                                         Like, what is it matter when it's a random thing
                                         
                                         that it seems like maybe only this one scientist
                                         
                                         you're talking to cares about?
                                         
                                         I love this question and I completely get it.
                                         
                                         So here's the thing.
                                         
                                         Science is everywhere.
                                         
    
                                         Science is in how you steam broccoli.
                                         
                                         Science is in how you park your car.
                                         
                                         Science is in who you fall in love with. Science is why you sweat when you get a text message
                                         
                                         that freaks you out.
                                         
                                         It's not just about diagrams and textbooks.
                                         
                                         And I think it's also interesting that a lot of people
                                         
                                         who are not scientists think that scientists are jerks
                                         
                                         and pedantic and are there with a huge book of facts
                                         
    
                                         to tell them that they're wrong about things and I wanted to show that like scientists are
                                         
                                         Carious little weirdos who found their niche and whatever
                                         
                                         Made them passionate and they make mistakes and they they have hypotheses that end up being wrong and
                                         
                                         They're figuring it out too and so humanizing scientists
                                         
                                         I feel like galvanizes people to care a little bit more every time they see a research paper being wrong and they're figuring it out too. And so humanizing scientists,
                                         
                                         I feel like galvanizes people to care a little bit more
                                         
                                         every time they see a research paper.
                                         
                                         They think, I wonder why this person studied this
                                         
    
                                         or I wonder how long it took to get this published.
                                         
                                         And so the civic duties that we have to protect things
                                         
                                         and care about things become easier for people
                                         
                                         when they have a little bit more context.
                                         
                                         But like, okay, so like, how do you know how that people will stay with you for all of
                                         
                                         these for your to go down?
                                         
                                         Like how far they'll follow you before they'll just be like, Ali just totally lost.
                                         
                                         Like this is like, yeah, lost the plot.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, I mean, it's really kind of more of like a lightning bug kind of darting around it, just following the light.
                                         
                                         So for the rest of this episode of Our Show, we're going to follow Ali into an episode of Her Show
                                         
                                         as she follows the light bouncing around like a little lightning bug like she does
                                         
                                         into the dark.
                                         
                                         Oh, scotohilology. Scotoh means dark,
                                         
                                         hyalology means matter.
                                         
                                         We're gonna play her episode on dark matter for you.
                                         
                                         I actually, that was a rare one where I worked
                                         
    
                                         with theologist to be like,
                                         
                                         there needs to be a word for this.
                                         
                                         How do you feel about this and he loved it.
                                         
                                         You coined it, you coined it.
                                         
                                         It's one of the very few conversations I've heard
                                         
                                         that actually make dark matter make sense to me and and even feel like it matters
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         So we're gonna turn it over now to Ali with
                                         
    
                                         UC Riverside theoretical particle physicist and dark matter expert flip tenato and just a quick heads up
                                         
                                         The lovely Ali Ward is not afraid to dirty her tongue.
                                         
                                         That's not an expression.
                                         
                                         She's not afraid to swear.
                                         
                                         So there are a few swear words ahead.
                                         
                                         Here we go.
                                         
                                         Did you set out to become a theoretical physicist?
                                         
                                         How does one land in like what I feel like is the hardest field possible?
                                         
    
                                         All right, here is my origin story.
                                         
                                         I wanted to be an author.
                                         
                                         Really, I had no idea why,
                                         
                                         but I was very passionate about writing the idea
                                         
                                         that one can have a voice.
                                         
                                         And so growing up, I was a huge fan of Lavar Burton's because of reading Rainbow.
                                         
                                         Love, love, love, love.
                                         
                                         Yes. Reading Rainbow, amazing.
                                         
    
                                         But you don't have to take my word for it.
                                         
                                         So I would watch Reading Rainbow. And at some point I was in the back of my mind, I realized
                                         
                                         this person who does reading Rainbow is also on this TV show Star Trek.
                                         
                                         And in high school, I'd started watching Star Trek a little bit.
                                         
                                         It was still on at the time.
                                         
                                         I picked up the book, The Physics of Star Trek, by Lawrence Krause.
                                         
                                         And this was a really fun ride because it was the first time
                                         
                                         I thought about a scientific subject as something
                                         
    
                                         where there are open questions.
                                         
                                         And these open questions are fun and creative and exciting. exciting and anytime that I lost track of it being exciting I just
                                         
                                         watch Lavar Burton as Tony LaForge as a chief engineer. I know well. Oh my
                                         
                                         gosh my sister and I used to watch the next generation as well. Yeah it was the
                                         
                                         best. Yeah. We can't change the gravitational constant of universe but if we
                                         
                                         wrap a low-level work field around that moon
                                         
                                         We could reduce its gravitational constant make it lighter so we can push it. So I think that's that's what got me into this idea that hey
                                         
                                         These black holes in the show. These are real
                                         
    
                                         I we should understand these things or there are fundamental questions that
                                         
                                         are not only
                                         
                                         abstract and things you'd find in textbooks, but
                                         
                                         are not only abstract and things you'd find in textbooks, but they're fun ideas.
                                         
                                         And it was the creative spark that was really exciting,
                                         
                                         that someone could write a science fiction piece
                                         
                                         about these actual things.
                                         
                                         And that's what got me going with physics.
                                         
    
                                         Do you write still at all?
                                         
                                         I was never a great writer,
                                         
                                         and you can ask my collaborators
                                         
                                         that my paper writing is slow and tortuous.
                                         
                                         But I would like to eventually write something as a popular book.
                                         
                                         Oh yeah, I feel like that is in your future. But when it comes to matter and dark matter,
                                         
                                         I mean, slow it way down for baby brains like mine. But from what I understand,
                                         
                                         and the first time I ever read this was like, okay, all of the matter that we can see and touch and feel and everything, makes up about 15%.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, depending on how you're counting, but yeah, yeah, it's a tiny fraction.
                                         
                                         Like a third of that.
                                         
                                         So everything that you can see and feel and touch and smell, that's 5% of the universe's
                                         
                                         mass and energy.
                                         
                                         There's another 95% of pure mystery.
                                         
                                         So then what the fuck is everything else?
                                         
                                         That is the mind blowing thing.
                                         
                                         We've known about dark matter indirectly for 100 years.
                                         
    
                                         And I think it hasn't been until fairly recently
                                         
                                         that this has come to the forefront of,
                                         
                                         we've really ought to figure out what this stuff is.
                                         
                                         Because as you said, we spend all of our lives learning science, art, history, everything
                                         
                                         you learn from a textbook is basically about that really tiny slice of visible, normal
                                         
                                         matter.
                                         
                                         And the history of that normal matter in this universe and in this world and in our culture.
                                         
                                         But it turns out for every, see, what's the fraction? I think if you look at the amount of energy,
                                         
    
                                         so energy is a good measure for stuff. 25% of the universe is made of dark matter.
                                         
                                         And only 5% is made of the stuff that we're used to.
                                         
                                         And so there's five times more dark matter than ordinary stuff.
                                         
                                         And in fact, it's so much more that we look at our galaxy,
                                         
                                         and we think our galaxy is huge.
                                         
                                         Our galaxy is almost everything.
                                         
                                         Everything we possibly care about.
                                         
                                         Our galaxy is only here because it is swimming
                                         
    
                                         in an ocean of dark matter that provides a gravitational pulse
                                         
                                         to keep the galaxy there.
                                         
                                         The galaxy formed because there was dark matter that provides a gravitational pulse to keep the galaxy there. Like the galaxy formed because there was dark matter.
                                         
                                         So where we are right now with Scado hyalology?
                                         
                                         So what we're doing?
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         Nail that.
                                         
                                         This is the fish scientist discovering for the first time
                                         
    
                                         that there's this thing of water that we're swimming through.
                                         
                                         We should figure out what this water is.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         And now the other, let's say, is the other 70% dark energy?
                                         
                                         Good. Yeah. So that is a great, I was both hoping and hoping and not hoping that you would bring that
                                         
                                         out. So 25% dark matter, 5% ordinary matter, that doesn't add up to 100%. And so the rest is indeed dark
                                         
                                         energy. And I'm excited that I have no idea what dark matter is and there are great things to do in that field.
                                         
                                         I have no idea what it is.
                                         
    
                                         Dark energy. I have no fucking idea. I'm terrified.
                                         
                                         And that's there's a reason why I don't work on it.
                                         
                                         It's one of those shows, right?
                                         
                                         Yeah, of course.
                                         
                                         Very much so.
                                         
                                         Especially this topic.
                                         
                                         There's going to be a lot of boggling.
                                         
                                         Trust me.
                                         
    
                                         What? I mean, okay.
                                         
                                         So about a hundred years ago, was that when we realized, I say we,
                                         
                                         the royal we hear, like that is something is not adding up? That's right. Yeah. When did we realize
                                         
                                         that? I think this was about a hundred years ago. The first astronomical observations were, and this
                                         
                                         was really, really trippy. The origins of Scato-hylology were really an astronomy,
                                         
                                         and people would look at galaxies,
                                         
                                         and look at how fast stars were moving in those galaxies,
                                         
                                         and just using ordinary, non-fancy, Newtonian physics,
                                         
    
                                         the type of physics that students
                                         
                                         grown over in high school,
                                         
                                         they figured out that these stars
                                         
                                         were moving around these galaxies,
                                         
                                         were going a little bit too fast. It's as if there was more gravity than they had accounted for
                                         
                                         just by counting stars. And I'm going to do a great disservice to my astronomer, colleagues.
                                         
                                         But for the most part, the astronomy field said, huh, that's curious for, for, I don't, maybe 50 years, 60 years.
                                         
                                         Uh-huh.
                                         
    
                                         Because there are lots of curiosities in astronomy, right?
                                         
                                         Over the next 100 years, we had more and more mounting evidence that this additional gravity,
                                         
                                         which in the 1920s, who carries, we just didn't happen to count all the stars correctly.
                                         
                                         But now there's more and more evidence coming from more and more sophisticated measurements that not only is there more stuff, but that stuff cannot be the stuff that we're made of.
                                         
                                         So there is stuff all around us out, massing us and out, energy-ing us, maybe by a factor of 20,
                                         
                                         but we can't see it and we don't understand it. So this whole time, we thought that we were a cohesin cream milkshake.
                                         
                                         We're just the Oreo bits and we're surrounded by an invisible milkshake that can seep through us.
                                         
                                         We don't know what it is or what it does.
                                         
    
                                         So dark matter, it doesn't interact with light or electromagnetic forces, which is why we can't see or feel it.
                                         
                                         So why do we know it's there?
                                         
                                         Fritz Zewicki, first coined the term dark matter in 1933,
                                         
                                         more on him later, but it wasn't until this astronomer named Vera Rubin
                                         
                                         crunched some numbers and hypothesized that dark matter exerts gravity.
                                         
                                         And without that gravity, galaxies would just fly apart and scatter
                                         
                                         if it all just depended on the normal matter or barionic matter, which is the atomic stuff that we know of,
                                         
                                         like protons and neutrons and electrons.
                                         
    
                                         So when did she figure that out?
                                         
                                         Oh, just in 1978, we just found this out a split second ago in the universal timeline.
                                         
                                         Look at this.
                                         
                                         So Dr. Vera Rubin, she did her calculations at this observatory that didn't even have
                                         
                                         women's restrooms. There were no ladies rooms at the observatory. She had to cut up a silhouette
                                         
                                         of a dress and paste it on one of the men's rooms. And then, when she was done crafting,
                                         
                                         then she pioneered some giant theories about the existence of the universe. And she died in 2016.
                                         
                                         She was never awarded the Nobel Prize, and they, do not hand those out posthumously, which is a bummer. But you can name your dog Vera
                                         
    
                                         or your cat Rubin and remember Vera Rubin that way. But anyway, dark matter, it is it's something else.
                                         
                                         It cannot be the stuff that we're used to from chemistry. And then the fundamental particle
                                         
                                         physicist, the elementary particle physicist, realized we've
                                         
                                         been spending the past five decades trying to categorize the elementary particles of
                                         
                                         nature.
                                         
                                         We're trying to have the most fundamental periodic table.
                                         
                                         And you're telling me that there is something that we're missing and that we definitely
                                         
                                         have to put on here?
                                         
    
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         And this became a big thing.
                                         
                                         It will permit me in a side.
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         I was hoping you'd say that.
                                         
                                         So I'm going to get the history a little bit jumbled,
                                         
                                         but this is the moral history.
                                         
                                         This is the way that we're going to remember it.
                                         
    
                                         In the 80s and 90s, there was one big hot question
                                         
                                         in particle physics.
                                         
                                         And that question had to do with the Higgs boson.
                                         
                                         So the Higgs boson, that in 2013,
                                         
                                         won the Nobel Prize
                                         
                                         where it's discovering big deal, big fucking deal. And now that's sometimes wrongly called
                                         
                                         the God particle. Yes, okay. That is the quote unquote God particle. And if you ask physicists
                                         
                                         in my generation, its discovery was more like the Satan particle where we had to really do some soul searching.
                                         
    
                                         Because in the 80s and 90s, we had realized there's probably a Higgs.
                                         
                                         If there's not a Higgs, things get way more interesting.
                                         
                                         But if there's a Higgs, something isn't quite right in the theory.
                                         
                                         Because for all the reasons that we needed to have the Higgs, if the Higgs had the mass
                                         
                                         and the properties that we needed it to have,
                                         
                                         somehow it just didn't seem right. It was far lighter in mass than it really ought to have been.
                                         
                                         So we now know it weighs about 125 times the mass of a proton, which is pretty honking for
                                         
                                         a fundamental particle. And our prediction naively, if I gave that calculation to a first-year grad
                                         
    
                                         student, they'd say,
                                         
                                         it's probably way heavier than that.
                                         
                                         It's like balancing a pencil on its tip.
                                         
                                         The quantum corrections to its mass would make the higgs heavier than it actually is.
                                         
                                         And just some very brief background on this.
                                         
                                         So higgs particles make up the higgs field, which is this big cloud of bosons or particles.
                                         
                                         So matter started out zipping around like photons,
                                         
                                         just unencumbered by mass.
                                         
    
                                         But interaction with the Higgs field
                                         
                                         is what makes matter interact with gravity
                                         
                                         and have that mass be gravitationally attracted to each other.
                                         
                                         But Higgs bosons, very hard to find.
                                         
                                         You have to get like a large Hadron collider, say,
                                         
                                         maybe 27 kilometers under Geneva. and then you got to race protons
                                         
                                         at each other, you got to explode them, and then you got to measure what's left, aka a decay
                                         
                                         signature.
                                         
    
                                         And if you're looking through all those pieces and you have pieces and parts for what
                                         
                                         could have been Higgs boson that existed for a fraction of a millisecond, then that's
                                         
                                         almost, almost proof.
                                         
                                         But for a long time, this possibility
                                         
                                         of the Higgs particle had vexed science for years. One leading scientist wanted to call the God-Damn
                                         
                                         particle, but his book publisher was like, mmm, let's go softer. And naively made the
                                         
                                         Face Palm modification to just call it the God particle, which has been making physicists cringe for decades now.
                                         
                                         But yes, essentially, things just didn't add up.
                                         
    
                                         And so this was a huge puzzle.
                                         
                                         It's analogous to having an ice cube sitting in an oven,
                                         
                                         and you turn the oven on, and the ice cube still there.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         So we called this the hierarchy problem.
                                         
                                         And for people like me, we write it with a capital H
                                         
                                         when we read our academic papers.
                                         
                                         It was a big deal.
                                         
    
                                         It seemed to be the reason why our theory of particle physics
                                         
                                         just could not be complete.
                                         
                                         So prior to 2013, they knew something,
                                         
                                         nah, it was where it right.
                                         
                                         And so we had these great exotic theories.
                                         
                                         They had funny names, super symmetry,
                                         
                                         extra dimensions, compositeness, maybe the electron and its cousins are not
                                         
                                         fundamental, but are actually made of smaller things.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, wow.
                                         
                                         So this was the heyday in the 90s of doing particle physics.
                                         
                                         And right around that time, as we were developing these really awesome theories, people realized,
                                         
                                         hey, in order for this theory to work, meaning in order for protons not to decay too quickly,
                                         
                                         in order for the universe actually look like the way it does, we need to tweak it a little
                                         
                                         bit.
                                         
                                         And one output is we get these new particles that stick around.
                                         
                                         They don't decay.
                                         
    
                                         They're just around.
                                         
                                         That's kind of weird.
                                         
                                         And I imagine there's some physicist, particle physicist sitting in his office saying this,
                                         
                                         and astronomer walks by and says, you have particles just sitting around, contributing mass?
                                         
                                         Have you heard about this anomaly that we have?
                                         
                                         There's more mass in these galaxies.
                                         
                                         And so particle physicists were kind of smug.
                                         
                                         Just said, oh, yeah, okay, good.
                                         
    
                                         I have discovered what your dark matter ought to be.
                                         
                                         You, in 15 years, when you turn on this collider,
                                         
                                         we're going to discover what this particle is,
                                         
                                         we'll measure how heavy it is.
                                         
                                         And I will tell you exactly what's in these galaxies
                                         
                                         that you've been looking at for the past 100 years.
                                         
                                         This was the promise.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         And so, particle physicists didn't even care about the dark matter
                                         
                                         because that was the output of this elegant theory that solved the capital H hierarchy problem.
                                         
                                         And just a side note. So the capital S standard capital M model of particle physics involves this uniform framework for understanding electromagnetic and weak and strong interactions.
                                         
                                         And the hierarchy problem is the difference between the way a weak force, which is a force that allows protons to become neutrons and then back and forth
                                         
                                         vice versa. So that weak force is actually not weak at all. It's 10 to the 24th times
                                         
                                         stronger than gravity, but only at really short distances. So this was the big, strong,
                                         
                                         weak elephant in the physics room.
                                         
                                         So that's how I was trained as a grad student.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And the year that I graduated was 2013.
                                         
                                         I had written some papers on extra dimensions
                                         
                                         and all of these exotic new things that we would predict
                                         
                                         that we would see at the LHC.
                                         
                                         And by the time that I turned in my thesis,
                                         
                                         it was pretty clear that none of those things would be discovered.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
    
                                         We had discovered the most basic, most boring version of the Higgs boson and none of those things would be discovered. Wow. We had discovered the most basic, most boring version of the Higgs boson, and none of the
                                         
                                         things that we predicted for the overarching theory that explained why it was there.
                                         
                                         And then we got stuck.
                                         
                                         Oh.
                                         
                                         Bummer.
                                         
                                         What a mind better, huh?
                                         
                                         And I think this is where there's been a bit of a renaissance in the theory of dark
                                         
                                         matter.
                                         
    
                                         Because on the one hand,
                                         
                                         the smug particle theorists like me who would assume that we of course dark matter is this thing,
                                         
                                         all of our best theories predict this thing, well that's out the window. But dark matter is still
                                         
                                         out there. And meanwhile, actually all of these theories that we spent our time building and
                                         
                                         cutting our teeth understanding may be the simplest versions of those guys are out of the window too.
                                         
                                         So what are we working on?
                                         
                                         So several of us are still working on understanding the Higgs,
                                         
                                         but armed with all of these new fancy techniques for building theories,
                                         
    
                                         several of us went on to think about dark matter,
                                         
                                         because now we can look at this problem with fresh eyes
                                         
                                         without the prejudice of whether it's just more important problem that has this more important solution and this is just
                                         
                                         the byproduct that thing. Now we've been thinking more open-endedly about what
                                         
                                         dark matter could be, not just what we expect it to be. More on dark matter from
                                         
                                         Flip Tinator after a quick break.
                                         
                                         Lulu. Lutthiff.
                                         
                                         Radialab.
                                         
    
                                         We are back with Aliward on Scoto-High-Lology.
                                         
                                         AKA the study of dark matter.
                                         
                                         With theoretical particle physicist Flip Tnato.
                                         
                                         Here's Ali.
                                         
                                         What about the name dark matter and dark energy?
                                         
                                         Because it's invisible at best, right?
                                         
                                         Absolutely.
                                         
                                         Who decided that it would be called Dark?
                                         
    
                                         Who decided that it would have a spooky name?
                                         
                                         That is a great question.
                                         
                                         I think it was Zwicky, who was a famously
                                         
                                         Kentankarist physicist in the early part of the 20th century.
                                         
                                         So yes, this was 1933 with Caltech's Fritz Zwicky.
                                         
                                         And when you hear the words famously Kentankarras, I know you want the story time.
                                         
                                         And among a lot of different legends and slander and feuds and jealousy, and what sounds like
                                         
                                         a little, maybe a touch of old-timey verbal abuse, if his enemy stories were to be believed,
                                         
    
                                         Zwicky would allegedly call his colleagues scatterbrains
                                         
                                         and spherical bastards, spherical,
                                         
                                         because quote, they are bastards.
                                         
                                         Every way I look at them.
                                         
                                         Ooh, messy, I love it.
                                         
                                         But a 2008 article in Discover Magazine
                                         
                                         features testimony from Zwicky's daughter,
                                         
                                         Barbara Reena, that Dr. Fritz was just so brilliant
                                         
    
                                         that he had a lot of haters.
                                         
                                         But he was the one who coined
                                         
                                         the term dark matter.
                                         
                                         And what he meant was that it doesn't interact with light.
                                         
                                         Yeah, so usually we think things that are dark don't interact with light, but actually
                                         
                                         that probably there's some junior high student out there who will say, no, no, no, things
                                         
                                         that are dark, absorb light, they're actually maximally interacting with light.
                                         
                                         If you're an astronomer, dark means you don't see any photons from it.
                                         
    
                                         So I think that's why they use the word dark.
                                         
                                         And to the best of my knowledge, I think dark energy, which was discovered a little bit later,
                                         
                                         as a big question mark, they latched on to the branding that we developed.
                                         
                                         And they use the word dark to mean,
                                         
                                         just like dark matter, we don't know what this is.
                                         
                                         But at least dark matter we had the idea
                                         
                                         that this was stuff, these were particles.
                                         
                                         I'm 99.9% sure dark matter is at least one particle.
                                         
    
                                         Dark energy definitely behaves differently
                                         
                                         and it's a much weirder thing.
                                         
                                         Do you drive around in traffic and think about this stuff?
                                         
                                         Like, can you ever escape theorizing about this?
                                         
                                         Oh, that is a great question.
                                         
                                         I think the imposter syndrome in me says, yeah, I escape it way too much.
                                         
                                         But traffic in LA, as you know, is not not a great place to have happy thoughts.
                                         
                                         But I often find myself thinking about physics
                                         
    
                                         in this link pool.
                                         
                                         So for example, there's this idea of we are fish
                                         
                                         in an ocean of dark matter.
                                         
                                         That was something that I was thinking about while swimming.
                                         
                                         And I guess being in a mathematical discipline,
                                         
                                         you're sharpening your equipment,
                                         
                                         like having the finest equipment is really having
                                         
                                         a clear mind.
                                         
    
                                         And I can sit on my desk and I can do a calculation, I can write a paper,
                                         
                                         but the creative spark is something that usually happens outside of those environments.
                                         
                                         So walking around or having tea on my patio, that's where the magic happens.
                                         
                                         And be honest with me, without having a name names, how many astrophysicists out there think
                                         
                                         that dark matter might be ghosts?
                                         
                                         What if dark matter is ghosts?
                                         
                                         What if dark energy is ghosts?
                                         
                                         What if it's all ghosts?
                                         
    
                                         What if we're swimming in ghosts?
                                         
                                         There is a famous quote from Neymar Kanihamed
                                         
                                         before the LHC turned on.
                                         
                                         And the quote was something along the lines of,
                                         
                                         we might turn it on and dragons might pop out. We have no idea what's going to pop
                                         
                                         what's going to happen. So in a March 2008 New York Times article this
                                         
                                         particle theorist who was at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton told
                                         
                                         the paper that there was some probability of almost anything happening. Even
                                         
    
                                         a minuscule chance that quote the large Hadron Collider might make dragons
                                         
                                         that might eat us up.
                                         
                                         Maybe he was just ahead of the curve
                                         
                                         in predicting the 2011 premiere of Game of Thrones.
                                         
                                         But either way, people were rightly pumped.
                                         
                                         And that kind of encapsulated a lot of the excitement.
                                         
                                         There is something to be said about.
                                         
                                         Maybe dark matter is something much more exciting
                                         
    
                                         than particles.
                                         
                                         And there are theories where the dark matter
                                         
                                         plural could form dark atoms, just like you have protons and electrons, maybe something
                                         
                                         like a dark proton and a dark electron that we can't see, but they can see each other.
                                         
                                         And those form dark atoms. And then it's not hard to imagine
                                         
                                         well those dark atoms could have dark chemistry that dark chemistry can form dark life that
                                         
                                         dark life could maybe maybe this is an entire sentient civilization living in our dark
                                         
                                         matter halo where where our galaxy is sitting and we just don't realize it. But because there is five times more of them
                                         
    
                                         than there is us, we are the ghosts.
                                         
                                         We are the weird thing.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         Oh my gosh.
                                         
                                         You're trying to make sense of dark matter
                                         
                                         using a field of math that applies to everything else.
                                         
                                         Is there a possibility that there's a dark math,
                                         
                                         that there's just a completely different way
                                         
    
                                         of turning one of five things?
                                         
                                         Okay, that is one, perhaps, for the philosophy department.
                                         
                                         And I say that very carefully,
                                         
                                         because I think usually when a physicist says
                                         
                                         that's for the philosophy department,
                                         
                                         that's probably condescending.
                                         
                                         That's probably dismissive.
                                         
                                         That's how we say, I don't want to think about that.
                                         
    
                                         The assumption is math is logical rigor.
                                         
                                         And so that just has to be true.
                                         
                                         And I don't even know how to think about a different reality,
                                         
                                         a different universe that has different laws of math.
                                         
                                         I can imagine a different universe
                                         
                                         where the fundamental constants are a little bit different.
                                         
                                         Maybe there are more particles,
                                         
                                         fewer particles, but I don't know how to think about one where math is different. Is there a myth
                                         
    
                                         that you would love to bust about dark matter? Like what is one thing that the public thinks they
                                         
                                         know about it that they don't other than that it's ghosts? Oh that's great. That is a great question. I'll start with a basic one. It's not antimatter.
                                         
                                         Okay. It's not antimatter. It's probably also not black holes. Okay. So these are the other two
                                         
                                         like exotic things that you learn from Star Trek. Yeah. So it's not antimatter because if we're swimming
                                         
                                         in the sea of dark matter and if the dark matter or anti- matter, it would keep annihilating with ordinary matter and producing light.
                                         
                                         So the fact that I was going to say that we're not a glow stick in the universe, but really
                                         
                                         that the fact that our galaxy isn't just being burnt up by the anti-matter, that means dark
                                         
                                         matter is not anti-matter.
                                         
    
                                         Nice.
                                         
                                         Until fairly recently we would say it's not black holes because black holes are totally
                                         
                                         different thing, but there have been some thoughts recently that there might be little
                                         
                                         tiny black holes that were formed in the Ulyn universe that would behave like dark matter.
                                         
                                         How tiny are we talking?
                                         
                                         That's a good, there's a range of sizes.
                                         
                                         But the story of little black holes is funny.
                                         
                                         For a long time, people were worried that turning on the LHC would produce lots of little
                                         
    
                                         black holes that would eat the earth.
                                         
                                         Sounds like fun.
                                         
                                         But we were pretty sure that little black holes evaporate and would be relatively harmless.
                                         
                                         Little black holes are little particles.
                                         
                                         And do you think that those could be just on earth in just little, you know, pockets here
                                         
                                         and there?
                                         
                                         Chances are no.
                                         
                                         I would bet no. But it is a theoretical possibility.
                                         
    
                                         It's attached to a whole bunch of other weird things.
                                         
                                         I think to make it work out gravitationally,
                                         
                                         you need to have extra dimensions,
                                         
                                         and maybe a few extra dimensions,
                                         
                                         but it was a fun thing to think about 10 years ago.
                                         
                                         Do you think that dark matter could be extra dimensions?
                                         
                                         That is a great question.
                                         
                                         That is what I spent my summer
                                         
    
                                         vacation thinking about. So, so extra dimensions are a really funny quirk in the history of theoretical
                                         
                                         physics. I think the modern way of thinking about this is the people who work on extra dimensions
                                         
                                         don't necessarily literally believe in if I could just step in the right way,
                                         
                                         I'm going to be in some parallel universe.
                                         
                                         But in the mathematics, one realizes
                                         
                                         that if I can write a theory in three dimensions of space
                                         
                                         plus one dimension of time, I could write a theory
                                         
                                         in four dimensions of space plus one dimension of time,
                                         
    
                                         or in five dimensions of space in one dimension of time.
                                         
                                         No problem, right?
                                         
                                         It's just another number that you add onto your mathematical expressions. And so people, it was easy to play
                                         
                                         with. And in the 1990s, one of the huge revolutions in theoretical physics was this observation
                                         
                                         that particular types of theories with extra dimensions end up giving mathematically equivalent predictions
                                         
                                         when you ask the right question
                                         
                                         to a type of quantum theory that is really hard to calculate.
                                         
                                         And this is something called a duality in physics.
                                         
    
                                         And it meant that I could calculate something
                                         
                                         in my wonky theory of extra dimensions.
                                         
                                         And that calculation would actually mean something
                                         
                                         in an ordinary theory,
                                         
                                         ordinary meaning three dimensions of space, one dimension of time, that is highly quantum
                                         
                                         mechanical, but a perfectly plausible theory. And it was a type of theory that we really didn't know
                                         
                                         how to deal with until we had tools like this. Tools like the Large Hadron Glider.
                                         
                                         like this? Tools like the Large Hadron Collider.
                                         
    
                                         And so one of the fun things to play with is we have this really powerful machine
                                         
                                         to make predictions where we could make predictions 20 years ago.
                                         
                                         Maybe we can describe cool theories of dark matter that one could explain why we
                                         
                                         haven't discovered dark matter and two could motivate interesting different searches
                                         
                                         because this is this is where we are right now. We need to figure out what is the best way
                                         
                                         to test these different theories of dark matter.
                                         
                                         It better happened in my lifetime.
                                         
                                         I mean, I'm sure you think the same thing
                                         
    
                                         given that this is your life's work.
                                         
                                         Yes, yes, yes.
                                         
                                         And in fact, this is for me,
                                         
                                         this is a difference between dark matter and dark energy.
                                         
                                         Both of them are things we have no idea what they are.
                                         
                                         I certainly have no idea what they are.
                                         
                                         Dark matter, we have an experimental program,
                                         
                                         and we know enough about it, that I have faith
                                         
    
                                         that we have a sporting chance
                                         
                                         that we will learn something deep about dark matter
                                         
                                         in my lifetime.
                                         
                                         Dark energy, I'm not sure if we'll learn anything about it
                                         
                                         in the history of humanity.
                                         
                                         Hey, lots of here again.
                                         
                                         We're going to jump because Allie asked Flip
                                         
                                         so many great questions.
                                         
    
                                         What does dark matter look like in your head?
                                         
                                         Time travel, yes, no, maybe.
                                         
                                         What is the best music to listen to while researching dark matter?
                                         
                                         I would honestly just listen to a podcast
                                         
                                         that was only Allie asking questions.
                                         
                                         They are so great.
                                         
                                         How much dark matter is in the room right now?
                                         
                                         We actually know this.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, okay.
                                         
                                         In your coffee mug, you have about one gram of dark matter.
                                         
                                         If you wanna hear all of Flip's answers,
                                         
                                         you can listen to the full episode.
                                         
                                         We'll link to it on the website.
                                         
                                         But before we go, we will leave you
                                         
                                         with one last question and answer from Ali and Flip.
                                         
                                         What about your favorite thing about what you do?
                                         
    
                                         Oh gosh, I love that on any given day
                                         
                                         there are new things to learn and either it's some experimental result that I want to understand
                                         
                                         or some related field where I never had the chance to take that class as a student,
                                         
                                         but I see that there's an opportunity where dark matter might be able to do something and then I I can dig in and say, I have an excuse to spend my time reading this textbook or reading this,
                                         
                                         this recent article or talking to my colleague from a different department.
                                         
                                         That's the fun part.
                                         
                                         That's great. I mean, I love that for the rest of my life.
                                         
                                         I'm going to be walking around thinking about a gram of dark matter in my coffee cup and sparkly webs and maybe ghosts.
                                         
    
                                         Maybe ghosts.
                                         
                                         You don't have to commit to that on the record.
                                         
                                         I just, for my own fun.
                                         
                                         Well, I would add to my yes and would be thinking about all of the dark matter scientists
                                         
                                         who are thinking about us and we are the maybe ghosts.
                                         
                                         I love them.
                                         
                                         Thank you so much for doing this.
                                         
                                         This was a joy. Thank you. Oh, I love them. Thank you so much for doing this. This was a joy of you.
                                         
    
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         Oh my gosh.
                                         
                                         Yay.
                                         
                                         Thank you, Allie Ward and her team for letting us share her show
                                         
                                         with all of you.
                                         
                                         Hopefully you'll go check it out.
                                         
                                         You can find it wherever you get podcasts or at allegis.com.
                                         
                                         That's O-L-O-G-I-E-S dot com.
                                         
    
                                         They also, by the way, make one suitable for kids where they rip out all the
                                         
                                         swears, those are called small-igees. Big thanks again. This episode was
                                         
                                         produced by Pat Walters with Mixing Help from Arianne Wack.
                                         
                                         And I don't think there are any special thanks, so I'm just gonna thank you.
                                         
                                         Thank you for listening.
                                         
                                         New episode in your feeds coming up in a couple weeks and it is a really good one.
                                         
                                         An Odyssey.
                                         
                                         Catch you then.
                                         
    
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