Radiolab - Ologies: Dark Matters

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

Testudinology. Enigmatology. Hagfishology. Raccoonology. Meteorology. Chronobiology. Chickenology. Delphinology. Bryology. Vampirology. Zymology. Echinology. Screamology. Melaninology. Dolorology.In t...his episode, we introduce you to one of our all-time favorite science podcasts. Ologies. A show that’s a kindred spirit to ours, but also… very different. In each episode, Host Alie Ward interviews a brilliant, charming ologist, and wanders with them deep into their research, quirky facts they’ve learned throughout their career and their personal motivations for studying what they study. “It’s all over the map,” she says. And we love it. To give you a taste of the show, we’re playing her ep on scotohylology, the study of dark matter, with UC-Riverside theoretical particle physicist Flip Tanedo (https://zpr.io/FJWL4NtH5Wsi). If you like it, you can find more than 300 more episodes of Ologies at ologies.com.Episode CreditsReported by - Alie WardProduced by - Pat Walterswith mixing help from - Arianne WackFact-checking by - Diane KellyOur newsletter comes out every Wednesday. It includes short essays, recommendations, and details about other ways to interact with the show. Sign up (https://radiolab.org/newsletter)!Radiolab is supported by listeners like you. Support Radiolab by becoming a member of The Lab (https://members.radiolab.org/) today.Follow our show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook @radiolab, and share your thoughts with us by emailing radiolab@wnyc.org. Leadership support for Radiolab’s science programming is provided by the Gordon and Betty Moore Foundation, Science Sandbox, a Simons Foundation Initiative, and the John Templeton Foundation. Foundational support for Radiolab was provided by the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wait, you're listening. Okay. All right. You're listening to Radio Lab. Radio Lab. From WNYC. See? See?
Starting point is 00:00:16 See? See? What's another word for a male frog that has some children? What? What's another word for a male frog that has some children. What? What's another word for a male frog that has children? Daddywag. Dad pole. There you go!
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yeah! Okay, sorry. I feel cash. I already feel like we're at a sleepover instead of like at an official recording. Hey, I'm Lulu. I'm Lutthiff. This is Radio Lab.
Starting point is 00:00:47 And this week we actually, we brought in a third host as if there weren't enough of us. Uh, host, we are quite a big fan of. Allie, your show is awesome. It's so great. Thank you. Her name is Allie Ward. I actually realized during our conversation with her
Starting point is 00:01:01 that she is my neighbor. But we brought her in because we wanted her to tell you about her podcast. So let the games begin, ask me anything. What is the name of your show and how would you describe it? So, Oligis is a comedy-ish science podcast where we explore a different ology every episode.
Starting point is 00:01:23 So it might be geology one week and then a philometology the next, which is the study of kissing. So Ali has taken on so many oligies. Testudonology, which comes from the Latin testudo for tortoise. And eggmetology. Hagfish.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Hagfish ology. Would it be raccoonology or would it be meteorology, api-aryology? Pichinology. Melanonology. Quantumontology. Chrono-biology. Carnivorous phyto-biology.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Flash-eating plants. Your urology episode was one of my favorites. And I did not think I would, like I very reluctantly clicked on that. Thank you. And we brought Ali on because her show is kind of like a kindred spirit to our show, but also it's very different at the same time. Like for our show, we talk to a bunch of scientists, but it's usually in the context of a story or a big idea we're interested in,
Starting point is 00:02:22 and then we try to make it all add up to something. Ali does not do that part. She just will be like, oh, this scientist is interesting. or a big idea we're interested in, and then we try to make it all add up to something. Ali does not do that part. She just will be like, oh, this scientist is interesting, and then they will sit down, and they will just go to town. And actually one of the things I love about your show
Starting point is 00:02:36 is like, your what matters is totally different than our what matters. Like, what is it matter when it's a random thing that it seems like maybe only this one scientist you're talking to cares about? I love this question and I completely get it. So here's the thing. Science is everywhere.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Science is in how you steam broccoli. Science is in how you park your car. Science is in who you fall in love with. Science is why you sweat when you get a text message that freaks you out. It's not just about diagrams and textbooks. And I think it's also interesting that a lot of people who are not scientists think that scientists are jerks and pedantic and are there with a huge book of facts
Starting point is 00:03:24 to tell them that they're wrong about things and I wanted to show that like scientists are Carious little weirdos who found their niche and whatever Made them passionate and they make mistakes and they they have hypotheses that end up being wrong and They're figuring it out too and so humanizing scientists I feel like galvanizes people to care a little bit more every time they see a research paper being wrong and they're figuring it out too. And so humanizing scientists, I feel like galvanizes people to care a little bit more every time they see a research paper. They think, I wonder why this person studied this
Starting point is 00:03:51 or I wonder how long it took to get this published. And so the civic duties that we have to protect things and care about things become easier for people when they have a little bit more context. But like, okay, so like, how do you know how that people will stay with you for all of these for your to go down? Like how far they'll follow you before they'll just be like, Ali just totally lost. Like this is like, yeah, lost the plot.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah, I mean, it's really kind of more of like a lightning bug kind of darting around it, just following the light. So for the rest of this episode of Our Show, we're going to follow Ali into an episode of Her Show as she follows the light bouncing around like a little lightning bug like she does into the dark. Oh, scotohilology. Scotoh means dark, hyalology means matter. We're gonna play her episode on dark matter for you. I actually, that was a rare one where I worked
Starting point is 00:04:53 with theologist to be like, there needs to be a word for this. How do you feel about this and he loved it. You coined it, you coined it. It's one of the very few conversations I've heard that actually make dark matter make sense to me and and even feel like it matters Yeah So we're gonna turn it over now to Ali with
Starting point is 00:05:16 UC Riverside theoretical particle physicist and dark matter expert flip tenato and just a quick heads up The lovely Ali Ward is not afraid to dirty her tongue. That's not an expression. She's not afraid to swear. So there are a few swear words ahead. Here we go. Did you set out to become a theoretical physicist? How does one land in like what I feel like is the hardest field possible?
Starting point is 00:05:48 All right, here is my origin story. I wanted to be an author. Really, I had no idea why, but I was very passionate about writing the idea that one can have a voice. And so growing up, I was a huge fan of Lavar Burton's because of reading Rainbow. Love, love, love, love. Yes. Reading Rainbow, amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:09 But you don't have to take my word for it. So I would watch Reading Rainbow. And at some point I was in the back of my mind, I realized this person who does reading Rainbow is also on this TV show Star Trek. And in high school, I'd started watching Star Trek a little bit. It was still on at the time. I picked up the book, The Physics of Star Trek, by Lawrence Krause. And this was a really fun ride because it was the first time I thought about a scientific subject as something
Starting point is 00:06:40 where there are open questions. And these open questions are fun and creative and exciting. exciting and anytime that I lost track of it being exciting I just watch Lavar Burton as Tony LaForge as a chief engineer. I know well. Oh my gosh my sister and I used to watch the next generation as well. Yeah it was the best. Yeah. We can't change the gravitational constant of universe but if we wrap a low-level work field around that moon We could reduce its gravitational constant make it lighter so we can push it. So I think that's that's what got me into this idea that hey These black holes in the show. These are real
Starting point is 00:07:16 I we should understand these things or there are fundamental questions that are not only abstract and things you'd find in textbooks, but are not only abstract and things you'd find in textbooks, but they're fun ideas. And it was the creative spark that was really exciting, that someone could write a science fiction piece about these actual things. And that's what got me going with physics.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Do you write still at all? I was never a great writer, and you can ask my collaborators that my paper writing is slow and tortuous. But I would like to eventually write something as a popular book. Oh yeah, I feel like that is in your future. But when it comes to matter and dark matter, I mean, slow it way down for baby brains like mine. But from what I understand, and the first time I ever read this was like, okay, all of the matter that we can see and touch and feel and everything, makes up about 15%.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, depending on how you're counting, but yeah, yeah, it's a tiny fraction. Like a third of that. So everything that you can see and feel and touch and smell, that's 5% of the universe's mass and energy. There's another 95% of pure mystery. So then what the fuck is everything else? That is the mind blowing thing. We've known about dark matter indirectly for 100 years.
Starting point is 00:08:40 And I think it hasn't been until fairly recently that this has come to the forefront of, we've really ought to figure out what this stuff is. Because as you said, we spend all of our lives learning science, art, history, everything you learn from a textbook is basically about that really tiny slice of visible, normal matter. And the history of that normal matter in this universe and in this world and in our culture. But it turns out for every, see, what's the fraction? I think if you look at the amount of energy,
Starting point is 00:09:12 so energy is a good measure for stuff. 25% of the universe is made of dark matter. And only 5% is made of the stuff that we're used to. And so there's five times more dark matter than ordinary stuff. And in fact, it's so much more that we look at our galaxy, and we think our galaxy is huge. Our galaxy is almost everything. Everything we possibly care about. Our galaxy is only here because it is swimming
Starting point is 00:09:39 in an ocean of dark matter that provides a gravitational pulse to keep the galaxy there. The galaxy formed because there was dark matter that provides a gravitational pulse to keep the galaxy there. Like the galaxy formed because there was dark matter. So where we are right now with Scado hyalology? So what we're doing? Yes. Nail that. This is the fish scientist discovering for the first time
Starting point is 00:09:57 that there's this thing of water that we're swimming through. We should figure out what this water is. Wow. And now the other, let's say, is the other 70% dark energy? Good. Yeah. So that is a great, I was both hoping and hoping and not hoping that you would bring that out. So 25% dark matter, 5% ordinary matter, that doesn't add up to 100%. And so the rest is indeed dark energy. And I'm excited that I have no idea what dark matter is and there are great things to do in that field. I have no idea what it is.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Dark energy. I have no fucking idea. I'm terrified. And that's there's a reason why I don't work on it. It's one of those shows, right? Yeah, of course. Very much so. Especially this topic. There's going to be a lot of boggling. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:10:41 What? I mean, okay. So about a hundred years ago, was that when we realized, I say we, the royal we hear, like that is something is not adding up? That's right. Yeah. When did we realize that? I think this was about a hundred years ago. The first astronomical observations were, and this was really, really trippy. The origins of Scato-hylology were really an astronomy, and people would look at galaxies, and look at how fast stars were moving in those galaxies, and just using ordinary, non-fancy, Newtonian physics,
Starting point is 00:11:17 the type of physics that students grown over in high school, they figured out that these stars were moving around these galaxies, were going a little bit too fast. It's as if there was more gravity than they had accounted for just by counting stars. And I'm going to do a great disservice to my astronomer, colleagues. But for the most part, the astronomy field said, huh, that's curious for, for, I don't, maybe 50 years, 60 years. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Because there are lots of curiosities in astronomy, right? Over the next 100 years, we had more and more mounting evidence that this additional gravity, which in the 1920s, who carries, we just didn't happen to count all the stars correctly. But now there's more and more evidence coming from more and more sophisticated measurements that not only is there more stuff, but that stuff cannot be the stuff that we're made of. So there is stuff all around us out, massing us and out, energy-ing us, maybe by a factor of 20, but we can't see it and we don't understand it. So this whole time, we thought that we were a cohesin cream milkshake. We're just the Oreo bits and we're surrounded by an invisible milkshake that can seep through us. We don't know what it is or what it does.
Starting point is 00:12:37 So dark matter, it doesn't interact with light or electromagnetic forces, which is why we can't see or feel it. So why do we know it's there? Fritz Zewicki, first coined the term dark matter in 1933, more on him later, but it wasn't until this astronomer named Vera Rubin crunched some numbers and hypothesized that dark matter exerts gravity. And without that gravity, galaxies would just fly apart and scatter if it all just depended on the normal matter or barionic matter, which is the atomic stuff that we know of, like protons and neutrons and electrons.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So when did she figure that out? Oh, just in 1978, we just found this out a split second ago in the universal timeline. Look at this. So Dr. Vera Rubin, she did her calculations at this observatory that didn't even have women's restrooms. There were no ladies rooms at the observatory. She had to cut up a silhouette of a dress and paste it on one of the men's rooms. And then, when she was done crafting, then she pioneered some giant theories about the existence of the universe. And she died in 2016. She was never awarded the Nobel Prize, and they, do not hand those out posthumously, which is a bummer. But you can name your dog Vera
Starting point is 00:13:50 or your cat Rubin and remember Vera Rubin that way. But anyway, dark matter, it is it's something else. It cannot be the stuff that we're used to from chemistry. And then the fundamental particle physicist, the elementary particle physicist, realized we've been spending the past five decades trying to categorize the elementary particles of nature. We're trying to have the most fundamental periodic table. And you're telling me that there is something that we're missing and that we definitely have to put on here?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Wow. And this became a big thing. It will permit me in a side. Yes. I was hoping you'd say that. So I'm going to get the history a little bit jumbled, but this is the moral history. This is the way that we're going to remember it.
Starting point is 00:14:31 In the 80s and 90s, there was one big hot question in particle physics. And that question had to do with the Higgs boson. So the Higgs boson, that in 2013, won the Nobel Prize where it's discovering big deal, big fucking deal. And now that's sometimes wrongly called the God particle. Yes, okay. That is the quote unquote God particle. And if you ask physicists in my generation, its discovery was more like the Satan particle where we had to really do some soul searching.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Because in the 80s and 90s, we had realized there's probably a Higgs. If there's not a Higgs, things get way more interesting. But if there's a Higgs, something isn't quite right in the theory. Because for all the reasons that we needed to have the Higgs, if the Higgs had the mass and the properties that we needed it to have, somehow it just didn't seem right. It was far lighter in mass than it really ought to have been. So we now know it weighs about 125 times the mass of a proton, which is pretty honking for a fundamental particle. And our prediction naively, if I gave that calculation to a first-year grad
Starting point is 00:15:44 student, they'd say, it's probably way heavier than that. It's like balancing a pencil on its tip. The quantum corrections to its mass would make the higgs heavier than it actually is. And just some very brief background on this. So higgs particles make up the higgs field, which is this big cloud of bosons or particles. So matter started out zipping around like photons, just unencumbered by mass.
Starting point is 00:16:08 But interaction with the Higgs field is what makes matter interact with gravity and have that mass be gravitationally attracted to each other. But Higgs bosons, very hard to find. You have to get like a large Hadron collider, say, maybe 27 kilometers under Geneva. and then you got to race protons at each other, you got to explode them, and then you got to measure what's left, aka a decay signature.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And if you're looking through all those pieces and you have pieces and parts for what could have been Higgs boson that existed for a fraction of a millisecond, then that's almost, almost proof. But for a long time, this possibility of the Higgs particle had vexed science for years. One leading scientist wanted to call the God-Damn particle, but his book publisher was like, mmm, let's go softer. And naively made the Face Palm modification to just call it the God particle, which has been making physicists cringe for decades now. But yes, essentially, things just didn't add up.
Starting point is 00:17:08 And so this was a huge puzzle. It's analogous to having an ice cube sitting in an oven, and you turn the oven on, and the ice cube still there. Wow. So we called this the hierarchy problem. And for people like me, we write it with a capital H when we read our academic papers. It was a big deal.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It seemed to be the reason why our theory of particle physics just could not be complete. So prior to 2013, they knew something, nah, it was where it right. And so we had these great exotic theories. They had funny names, super symmetry, extra dimensions, compositeness, maybe the electron and its cousins are not fundamental, but are actually made of smaller things.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Oh, wow. So this was the heyday in the 90s of doing particle physics. And right around that time, as we were developing these really awesome theories, people realized, hey, in order for this theory to work, meaning in order for protons not to decay too quickly, in order for the universe actually look like the way it does, we need to tweak it a little bit. And one output is we get these new particles that stick around. They don't decay.
Starting point is 00:18:17 They're just around. That's kind of weird. And I imagine there's some physicist, particle physicist sitting in his office saying this, and astronomer walks by and says, you have particles just sitting around, contributing mass? Have you heard about this anomaly that we have? There's more mass in these galaxies. And so particle physicists were kind of smug. Just said, oh, yeah, okay, good.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I have discovered what your dark matter ought to be. You, in 15 years, when you turn on this collider, we're going to discover what this particle is, we'll measure how heavy it is. And I will tell you exactly what's in these galaxies that you've been looking at for the past 100 years. This was the promise. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:00 And so, particle physicists didn't even care about the dark matter because that was the output of this elegant theory that solved the capital H hierarchy problem. And just a side note. So the capital S standard capital M model of particle physics involves this uniform framework for understanding electromagnetic and weak and strong interactions. And the hierarchy problem is the difference between the way a weak force, which is a force that allows protons to become neutrons and then back and forth vice versa. So that weak force is actually not weak at all. It's 10 to the 24th times stronger than gravity, but only at really short distances. So this was the big, strong, weak elephant in the physics room. So that's how I was trained as a grad student.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah. And the year that I graduated was 2013. I had written some papers on extra dimensions and all of these exotic new things that we would predict that we would see at the LHC. And by the time that I turned in my thesis, it was pretty clear that none of those things would be discovered. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:01 We had discovered the most basic, most boring version of the Higgs boson and none of those things would be discovered. Wow. We had discovered the most basic, most boring version of the Higgs boson, and none of the things that we predicted for the overarching theory that explained why it was there. And then we got stuck. Oh. Bummer. What a mind better, huh? And I think this is where there's been a bit of a renaissance in the theory of dark matter.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Because on the one hand, the smug particle theorists like me who would assume that we of course dark matter is this thing, all of our best theories predict this thing, well that's out the window. But dark matter is still out there. And meanwhile, actually all of these theories that we spent our time building and cutting our teeth understanding may be the simplest versions of those guys are out of the window too. So what are we working on? So several of us are still working on understanding the Higgs, but armed with all of these new fancy techniques for building theories,
Starting point is 00:20:56 several of us went on to think about dark matter, because now we can look at this problem with fresh eyes without the prejudice of whether it's just more important problem that has this more important solution and this is just the byproduct that thing. Now we've been thinking more open-endedly about what dark matter could be, not just what we expect it to be. More on dark matter from Flip Tinator after a quick break. Lulu. Lutthiff. Radialab.
Starting point is 00:21:23 We are back with Aliward on Scoto-High-Lology. AKA the study of dark matter. With theoretical particle physicist Flip Tnato. Here's Ali. What about the name dark matter and dark energy? Because it's invisible at best, right? Absolutely. Who decided that it would be called Dark?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Who decided that it would have a spooky name? That is a great question. I think it was Zwicky, who was a famously Kentankarist physicist in the early part of the 20th century. So yes, this was 1933 with Caltech's Fritz Zwicky. And when you hear the words famously Kentankarras, I know you want the story time. And among a lot of different legends and slander and feuds and jealousy, and what sounds like a little, maybe a touch of old-timey verbal abuse, if his enemy stories were to be believed,
Starting point is 00:22:21 Zwicky would allegedly call his colleagues scatterbrains and spherical bastards, spherical, because quote, they are bastards. Every way I look at them. Ooh, messy, I love it. But a 2008 article in Discover Magazine features testimony from Zwicky's daughter, Barbara Reena, that Dr. Fritz was just so brilliant
Starting point is 00:22:42 that he had a lot of haters. But he was the one who coined the term dark matter. And what he meant was that it doesn't interact with light. Yeah, so usually we think things that are dark don't interact with light, but actually that probably there's some junior high student out there who will say, no, no, no, things that are dark, absorb light, they're actually maximally interacting with light. If you're an astronomer, dark means you don't see any photons from it.
Starting point is 00:23:09 So I think that's why they use the word dark. And to the best of my knowledge, I think dark energy, which was discovered a little bit later, as a big question mark, they latched on to the branding that we developed. And they use the word dark to mean, just like dark matter, we don't know what this is. But at least dark matter we had the idea that this was stuff, these were particles. I'm 99.9% sure dark matter is at least one particle.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Dark energy definitely behaves differently and it's a much weirder thing. Do you drive around in traffic and think about this stuff? Like, can you ever escape theorizing about this? Oh, that is a great question. I think the imposter syndrome in me says, yeah, I escape it way too much. But traffic in LA, as you know, is not not a great place to have happy thoughts. But I often find myself thinking about physics
Starting point is 00:24:06 in this link pool. So for example, there's this idea of we are fish in an ocean of dark matter. That was something that I was thinking about while swimming. And I guess being in a mathematical discipline, you're sharpening your equipment, like having the finest equipment is really having a clear mind.
Starting point is 00:24:25 And I can sit on my desk and I can do a calculation, I can write a paper, but the creative spark is something that usually happens outside of those environments. So walking around or having tea on my patio, that's where the magic happens. And be honest with me, without having a name names, how many astrophysicists out there think that dark matter might be ghosts? What if dark matter is ghosts? What if dark energy is ghosts? What if it's all ghosts?
Starting point is 00:24:52 What if we're swimming in ghosts? There is a famous quote from Neymar Kanihamed before the LHC turned on. And the quote was something along the lines of, we might turn it on and dragons might pop out. We have no idea what's going to pop what's going to happen. So in a March 2008 New York Times article this particle theorist who was at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton told the paper that there was some probability of almost anything happening. Even
Starting point is 00:25:20 a minuscule chance that quote the large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up. Maybe he was just ahead of the curve in predicting the 2011 premiere of Game of Thrones. But either way, people were rightly pumped. And that kind of encapsulated a lot of the excitement. There is something to be said about. Maybe dark matter is something much more exciting
Starting point is 00:25:42 than particles. And there are theories where the dark matter plural could form dark atoms, just like you have protons and electrons, maybe something like a dark proton and a dark electron that we can't see, but they can see each other. And those form dark atoms. And then it's not hard to imagine well those dark atoms could have dark chemistry that dark chemistry can form dark life that dark life could maybe maybe this is an entire sentient civilization living in our dark matter halo where where our galaxy is sitting and we just don't realize it. But because there is five times more of them
Starting point is 00:26:26 than there is us, we are the ghosts. We are the weird thing. Wow. Oh my gosh. You're trying to make sense of dark matter using a field of math that applies to everything else. Is there a possibility that there's a dark math, that there's just a completely different way
Starting point is 00:26:48 of turning one of five things? Okay, that is one, perhaps, for the philosophy department. And I say that very carefully, because I think usually when a physicist says that's for the philosophy department, that's probably condescending. That's probably dismissive. That's how we say, I don't want to think about that.
Starting point is 00:27:05 The assumption is math is logical rigor. And so that just has to be true. And I don't even know how to think about a different reality, a different universe that has different laws of math. I can imagine a different universe where the fundamental constants are a little bit different. Maybe there are more particles, fewer particles, but I don't know how to think about one where math is different. Is there a myth
Starting point is 00:27:32 that you would love to bust about dark matter? Like what is one thing that the public thinks they know about it that they don't other than that it's ghosts? Oh that's great. That is a great question. I'll start with a basic one. It's not antimatter. Okay. It's not antimatter. It's probably also not black holes. Okay. So these are the other two like exotic things that you learn from Star Trek. Yeah. So it's not antimatter because if we're swimming in the sea of dark matter and if the dark matter or anti- matter, it would keep annihilating with ordinary matter and producing light. So the fact that I was going to say that we're not a glow stick in the universe, but really that the fact that our galaxy isn't just being burnt up by the anti-matter, that means dark matter is not anti-matter.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Nice. Until fairly recently we would say it's not black holes because black holes are totally different thing, but there have been some thoughts recently that there might be little tiny black holes that were formed in the Ulyn universe that would behave like dark matter. How tiny are we talking? That's a good, there's a range of sizes. But the story of little black holes is funny. For a long time, people were worried that turning on the LHC would produce lots of little
Starting point is 00:28:45 black holes that would eat the earth. Sounds like fun. But we were pretty sure that little black holes evaporate and would be relatively harmless. Little black holes are little particles. And do you think that those could be just on earth in just little, you know, pockets here and there? Chances are no. I would bet no. But it is a theoretical possibility.
Starting point is 00:29:07 It's attached to a whole bunch of other weird things. I think to make it work out gravitationally, you need to have extra dimensions, and maybe a few extra dimensions, but it was a fun thing to think about 10 years ago. Do you think that dark matter could be extra dimensions? That is a great question. That is what I spent my summer
Starting point is 00:29:25 vacation thinking about. So, so extra dimensions are a really funny quirk in the history of theoretical physics. I think the modern way of thinking about this is the people who work on extra dimensions don't necessarily literally believe in if I could just step in the right way, I'm going to be in some parallel universe. But in the mathematics, one realizes that if I can write a theory in three dimensions of space plus one dimension of time, I could write a theory in four dimensions of space plus one dimension of time,
Starting point is 00:29:59 or in five dimensions of space in one dimension of time. No problem, right? It's just another number that you add onto your mathematical expressions. And so people, it was easy to play with. And in the 1990s, one of the huge revolutions in theoretical physics was this observation that particular types of theories with extra dimensions end up giving mathematically equivalent predictions when you ask the right question to a type of quantum theory that is really hard to calculate. And this is something called a duality in physics.
Starting point is 00:30:35 And it meant that I could calculate something in my wonky theory of extra dimensions. And that calculation would actually mean something in an ordinary theory, ordinary meaning three dimensions of space, one dimension of time, that is highly quantum mechanical, but a perfectly plausible theory. And it was a type of theory that we really didn't know how to deal with until we had tools like this. Tools like the Large Hadron Glider. like this? Tools like the Large Hadron Collider.
Starting point is 00:31:09 And so one of the fun things to play with is we have this really powerful machine to make predictions where we could make predictions 20 years ago. Maybe we can describe cool theories of dark matter that one could explain why we haven't discovered dark matter and two could motivate interesting different searches because this is this is where we are right now. We need to figure out what is the best way to test these different theories of dark matter. It better happened in my lifetime. I mean, I'm sure you think the same thing
Starting point is 00:31:34 given that this is your life's work. Yes, yes, yes. And in fact, this is for me, this is a difference between dark matter and dark energy. Both of them are things we have no idea what they are. I certainly have no idea what they are. Dark matter, we have an experimental program, and we know enough about it, that I have faith
Starting point is 00:31:53 that we have a sporting chance that we will learn something deep about dark matter in my lifetime. Dark energy, I'm not sure if we'll learn anything about it in the history of humanity. Hey, lots of here again. We're going to jump because Allie asked Flip so many great questions.
Starting point is 00:32:09 What does dark matter look like in your head? Time travel, yes, no, maybe. What is the best music to listen to while researching dark matter? I would honestly just listen to a podcast that was only Allie asking questions. They are so great. How much dark matter is in the room right now? We actually know this.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Oh, okay. In your coffee mug, you have about one gram of dark matter. If you wanna hear all of Flip's answers, you can listen to the full episode. We'll link to it on the website. But before we go, we will leave you with one last question and answer from Ali and Flip. What about your favorite thing about what you do?
Starting point is 00:32:43 Oh gosh, I love that on any given day there are new things to learn and either it's some experimental result that I want to understand or some related field where I never had the chance to take that class as a student, but I see that there's an opportunity where dark matter might be able to do something and then I I can dig in and say, I have an excuse to spend my time reading this textbook or reading this, this recent article or talking to my colleague from a different department. That's the fun part. That's great. I mean, I love that for the rest of my life. I'm going to be walking around thinking about a gram of dark matter in my coffee cup and sparkly webs and maybe ghosts.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Maybe ghosts. You don't have to commit to that on the record. I just, for my own fun. Well, I would add to my yes and would be thinking about all of the dark matter scientists who are thinking about us and we are the maybe ghosts. I love them. Thank you so much for doing this. This was a joy. Thank you. Oh, I love them. Thank you so much for doing this. This was a joy of you.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Thank you. Oh my gosh. Yay. Thank you, Allie Ward and her team for letting us share her show with all of you. Hopefully you'll go check it out. You can find it wherever you get podcasts or at allegis.com. That's O-L-O-G-I-E-S dot com.
Starting point is 00:34:08 They also, by the way, make one suitable for kids where they rip out all the swears, those are called small-igees. Big thanks again. This episode was produced by Pat Walters with Mixing Help from Arianne Wack. And I don't think there are any special thanks, so I'm just gonna thank you. Thank you for listening. New episode in your feeds coming up in a couple weeks and it is a really good one. An Odyssey. Catch you then.
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