Rahimi, Harris & Grote Show - 5 On It: How many reception, yards will Colston Loveland have against Vikings?

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

Leila Rahimi and Mark Grote discussed a variety of sports topics in the 5 On It segment.

It's time for five on it. Rahimi and Grotie. Bring you five topics on their minds today. On 104-3, the score. I got five on it. Number one. You're listening to a four-seasons, heating, air-conditioning, plumbing, sewer, and electric football Friday presented by your local Ford dealers and Advent.

Here's question number one. Bears' tight end, Colston Loveland, finished week one's game against the Panthers with zero receptions. So the question is, how many receptions and how many yards will Loveland have in the Bears' week to match up against the Viking. Well, he was targeted a couple times, and those were a couple of the critique throws that Caleb Williams had come his way. So I would imagine that Caleb Williams is going to take it upon himself to make sure that he sharpens things up, tightens things up a little bit with Colson Loveland.

I also think Ben Johnson took note of all that, not that he didn't have a good game blocking. So, so here I am, I say Colson Loveland in this game ends up. I'm not going to go crazy. I'm going to say he's going to have five catches. for 63 yards in this game. He does not get into the end zone. He will not get there, but this will be the start of the Colston-Lauvelin season so far this year. You know, he had the, it's probably not even necessarily worth bringing this up because it was so different last year when he missed the off-season program, but it did take a while last year to get Colson-Lauvin

involved in the offense. It was the Cincinnati blast off that he did. Hopefully it's not a thing where Colston is cold earlier in the year, but yeah, I got him down for five catches and 63 yards for Sunday. So five catches would put him at second highest on receptions for the bears in the box score from last week. Behind Khalif Raymond, yeah. Well, yeah, because Khalif had eight. Luther Burton had five. Tried with Luther.

And also Luther Burton, five catches on five targets, my friend. That's it. That's making the most. That's the blessings. That's the Kwan. That's everything. He might have a bust out game, too. Not to be out done.

Caliph Raymond had eight catches on nine targets. We love to see the catches and the targets align. Shout out to you two, two for three. I see you. I see you doing things. So that said, I'm going to say Colson Loveland has four catches, five targets total for 40 yards. Okay.

That's generous. It's generous yards per catch. You can do the math easily. But I feel like for Colson Loveland to have 40 yards, things are going well for Yee Bears offense. Y. Five on it. Number two.

That doesn't sound good. No, it did what? Me saying yee? Yeah. Was it two Terry Boers-ish? I do love a Terry Boar sound effect. Yeah. Wake up!

Thank you. Trying to refocus me? Is that what that was? Did I need? I was wondering. No, I asked Tyler to play because I was wondering if you'd make a different noise. It's like a prod for me. Wake up!

Yeah! When it comes to the Bears Week 2 opponent, are you more concerned about the Vikings' offense or the Vikings defense? I'm more concerned about the Vikings defense. I am. because the bears can out score you. But I got to let the Vikings offense. I just have to accept the fact that it might look similar

receiver yards to what we saw in week one. I mean, Justin Jefferson is a threat at any time. So you're more concerned about their offense. You said defense first. Right, but I'm saying like, no, I'm not more concerned about their offense. I just know that that's, I know that I have to live with that. Okay. The X factor becomes, can the defense?

stifled the Bears' offensive enough to not overcome the Vikings offense. Does that make sense? I basically just said all three phases of the game. Yeah, you just took all the answers. Shout out to Cairo Santos while we're out in. Penalty on Layla. She just took all the answers. The question is now moot. But I'm saying if I'm expecting something to be similar, it's probably the offense of production

of the other team. So then therefore, so the defense stifling the Bears' offense results in a lot. This is an answer of resignation. What's the answer here? This is an answer of resignation. Can you ask the question again, please? what the Bears' defenses. Stop criticizing me thinking.

You should try thinking sometimes. Layla is resigned to knowing what the Bears' defense is. I think is that correct. I have come to accept that we might see similar performance. So you're more concerned about Minnesota's defense. Stopping the Bears' offense from winning the game. Okay. Despite the Bears' defense allowing Minnesota to get a lot of yards and points.

Ben Johnson, I think I just explained a football game and how it works. Thank you. That was not the question. The X-Factor is seriously the Vikings defense stopping the Bears offense. Okay. I'll go with the offense. I'm a little more concerned based on what we saw last week. And look, like I said, Jalen Coker might end up being great this year

and being a thousand-yard receiver for the Carolina Panthers. But there's two legitimate wide receivers in Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison, who did not have a good first game. I'm talking about Jordan Addison. and he's had some big games against the Bears. He has done very well against the bears in the past. He has. So we saw, look, the way Jalen Johnson is talking, not feeling great physically or mentally,

we know the issues with Tyreek Stevenson. I don't know that the secondary is going to rebound in week two. And then there's always like the T.J. Hawkinson threat. He's probably good for a couple of big run or big catches out on the field. So I am leaning towards an air. the Aaron Jones factor. Look, he's been kind of a Bears killer since his days with the Green Bay Packers. And, you know, they're down a man in the running back room. So you're going to get a big dose of Aaron Jones as well. So I am I am more concerned this week against that Minnesota offense, getting up to speed against the Bears defense,

which I don't think is going to catch up for a couple of weeks yet. Five on it. Number three. It's five on it on 104 through the score with Laylorahe and Mark Grody. Here's question number three. Last week, ESPN and NFL network insider Ian Rappaport took to X to report that Bears' cornerback, Kyler Gordon, who is on the physically unable to perform list with a calf injury, was away from the team working with his own trainer to accelerate recovery. Rappaport went on to write in his post that the plan is for Gordon to return a few weeks into the season and began practicing shortly thereafter.

Yesterday afternoon on Spiegel and Holmes, 104, 3, the score of Bears reporter Herb Howard shared this note on Gordon. I talked to several guys in the locker room, Roma Dunzei, Jada Walker, among them, who without prompt brought up Kyla Gordon. They told me, one, he was in the building today. Now, I didn't see him. He said he was in the building earlier today.

They all talk about, you know, when he comes back, he's going to be a problem. There is not a single person in their locker room. One, who doesn't love Kyler Gordon as a teammate, and two, does not think he's coming back to play football for this team. They talked about when he comes back. comes back. Romadunes, they said he is one of one, absolutely unique in a way that nobody else can kind of replicate the way Kyler is able to play when he's on the field. The health is what it is

and they got to get them back. But they all are really, really excited to get them back. And I think when he's able to get back, he's certainly going to be a useful, useful piece and add to that secondary. It's 104.3, the score Bears reporter, Herb Howard, talking about Kyler Gordon there. Now, Ian Rappaporten said he would return a few weeks into the season, and here we are week two. He is apparently was in the building yesterday at Hallis Hall. So leads me with my thinking on all this craziness going on in the Bears this offseason, what will happen first?

Will Kyler Gordon return to the field? Or will the Bears officially announce the site of their new stadium? Which one happens first? Okay, I'm going through this year. Ready? Okay. You say it's Kyler Gordon. returning to play or shovels in the ground for a new stadium.

At least an announcement. An announcement. An announcement. That's all I'm asking for. You don't have to bust out the shovels yet. I'm going with answer C. I'm submitting my own answer. Before those things happen, you were you guys ready for this?

I'm backing up a little because I'm about to yell. I'm about to yell. Ozzie Tripillo will play left tackle for the Chicago Bears before both of those things happened. All right, Grody. That's right. I went outside the box and I cheated on this question and decided to be. I know. You just criticized me for answering a question too well. I know. I felt enabled. You enabled me to cheat. So if you're going to cheat, I'm going to cheat.

Well, I have really good news. I have really good news about this, all of this that has gone down on five on it. It is the Rahimi and Grotie show and you guys could do whatever the hell you want. That's true. That's a good point. I guess I'll answer it, though. Kyler Gordon or the stadium, Kyler Gordon returns to play for the Chicago Bears before there's a shovel in the ground for the, bears or an announcement of the shovel going into the ground. Yeah, I think Kyler Gordon also returns to play. And that could be in 2027 at this rate. What about Tripillo?

I didn't want to correct you, buddy, but it's a pillow. Oh, what about Assad? I have faith in Ozzy and Kyler Gordon more than I have coming back more than I have faith in the bears getting anything done with their stadium. Like, that's just a given at this point. And by the way, yeah, there are reports about how in August, apparently J.B. Pritzker's economic development team met with the Bears.

That really proves that Indiana is the sole focus, right? That's what that proves, except J.B. Pritzker's here. He's the Illinois governor. I completely get the messaging, right? That's what sole focus means is when you're talking to everybody. Suddenly soul means something different. By the way, since we were on this stadium topic, I'm watching the prime post-game show after Thursday night football,

Ryan Fitzpatrick had this to say, and it made me think of the Bears, of course. What's your headline for tomorrow, bud? I actually, I was going to say something about Josh Allen, how fantastic he noticed he lost his voice. But it's these fans. These fans have been waiting for this stadium for the last four years. They deserve it. Western New York, full of Bills Mafia members. This is a special night for all of them.

That's Ryan Fitzpatrick on the prime post-game show saying, The Bills fans really deserve that new stadium. They've been waiting four whole years. Four years is nothing to Bears fans. We are the most deserving fan base in existence for the stadium. What about the Bears? Yeah. What about the one-arm guy? Did you see Ryan Fitzpatrick jumping into a table last night?

Yes. Isn't that the point? Then he did the thing. He ripped open the shirt. He gave the people the show. Is that what the people wanted? They were chanting. They were chanting, take it off.

They wanted him. take his shirt off. Also, isn't the point of of Bill's Mafia to jump into tables? I thought that was the point. I guess so. I mean, there have also been questionable decisions and viral videos from Bill's crowd members that I don't choose to participate in. But the jumping on the table seems pretty

innocuous, except for your body and all. Josh Allen had five touchdowns last night. Josh Allen had the bills looked really good. My goodness. DJ Moore left the game hurt and there's some concern there. Yeah, man, because when he leaves the game hurt, that that means he's hurt because you're the toughest dudes I ever covered. Since we're here

for some nuggets during five on it. Can I interest you in this? Alyssa Burgumini is your public address at the Sox game tonight. Burgs! How about our teammate? Alyssa, Burgumidi. She said on Twitter,

socks fans, I'll be your public address announcer tonight filling in for Mr. Aligni, Gene Honda, an honor and a privilege for the South Side gal. So congratulations to Alyssa. I think that's pretty awesome.

Hell yeah. She's awesome. Love Bergeny. Does she try to do the Gene Honda or does she just go with her own voice? Frank Thomas! Because I would be so. So tempted.

So tempted to say your Chicago White Sox, how Gene Honda says it. Oh, I would love that. Your Chicago White Sox. Like who hasn't done it? Who among us hasn't done it? Or have you impersonated the previous play of PA address for the Cubs, Andrew Bellison, and now Jeremiah Paprocki and similar style. Yeah, Bracki.

Yes. You know you've done it. I know you have. Maglio Ardonias. Why am I doing Wayne Larivale all of a sudden? I don't know. that just happened. Andrew Billings.

He should do that. Alyssa, please don't mention Maglia Ordonez or Andrew Billings in Wayne Laravie voice. David Sandlin starting for the White Sox today. Andrew, so it's Wayne Larravee doing White Sox play by play now?

I think I like the idea of that. The White Sox had runners on scoring position. One for 12 with runners at scoring position. The arrogance. The arrogance of Will Vettable! It was like the least arrogance person.

This is great. I love this so much. The Matt Nagy cop now going to a will. I will not have a voice for, I will not have a voice by with that and with Riot Fest. I may be voiceless on Bears Monday. Yeah, you might be, but at least you gave a good cause to it, you know.

At least you sacrificed for the team. Did I ever tell you guys about the play-by-play address? who would say the upcoming place on the public address. Say what? There was one time where like he really wanted to be a play by play guy who's the public address instead.

Tommy fam! How is he in the lineup? High school football game. This guy says, looks like it's going to be a reverse before the play happened. Oh wow. So then the opposing team hears this

because he's the public address and they completely blow up the reverse. Turnover on downs. I just. just realized what I think might be the best white socks name for Wayne Larravey. Randall Gritchick Gritchick

Thurston Peters is a banana. Number four. Yes. Okay. The Lions are 10 and 9 since Ben Johnson left the building to become the head coach of the Bears. The Lions. McGill

Varness. Are you starting to believe that Ben Johnson had more of an impact on the lion's success that we expected. Whose turn is it? I don't know. I don't know. Layla, go. Oh, do you have to?

Just say yes. Just say yes. Yeah, never let the genius leave her building. The genius left her building. The jig is up. Yeah, they did look like, I don't even know who the play caller is. Like, they showed him with this. Drew Petting.

Oh, yeah. It is Drew Petting. Like, he just, he looked. Drew. Petsing looked hopeless out there. He can't do a thing. but Chase Midroth My wish

An error I'm short I have to stop now Do you? Wake up! Oh yeah Back to the question. All right we have another question

Oh yeah so What if you were? What if you were a public address? What would you do? He'd probably be really good at it actually I mean Wayne's got a voice man. No, no, no, you.

Oh, what if I was? Maybe it'd be a different voice every night, you know? I'd be shouting somebody's voice, probably. Would that, would that go over? You switch the samples! We need Tim Sinclair to teach us how to do public address. Well, he'd be doing

the Bears on Sunday, man. It's going to be a hell of a crowd. His TikTok, by the way, if you want to see, like, the most fun behind the scenes, Tim Sinclair's TikTok is tremendous. Grotie, are you starting to believe that Ben Johnson had more of an impact on the line's success than we had expected? I am. And you know what? I was not buying

into that last year to be honest with you. I was like there's just so much talent on that Detroit team, but now having seen the creativity up close that Ben Johnson has put together for the Bears last year and obviously through one game this year, I don't, I really don't see how you can deny it. I mean, they had to change play callers, right? So I, yes. Yes. And then Dan Campbell had to take over for a while. Happy Ray, we answered the damn question. Thank you.

He gave a snippy answer about pre-snap movement. Do you remember that? That's when we knew was at a bit of a fever pitch. And then Dan Campbell gave a snippy answer last night, by the way. Snippy. Brian Hudson. Dan Campbell also got choked up again after a loss. It's getting old.

The bit's getting old. I mean, if he's upset, it's okay. He swore at halftime, too. Are you, by the way, I thought about the, are they allowed to swear on Prime? Like, I guess they probably are, right? The FCC lets them be, I suppose. Yeah. I think so.

He said we've got to stop this bleep. Number five. The Cubs had the day off yesterday and took a trip to Churchill Downs in Kentucky to support third baseman Alex Bregman. Bregman and his family own a horse named Act of Parliament. Active Parliament ended up winning at the famed racetrack last night. Is this the most random thing a baseball team has done on their day off? What's more random? Like that's the question.

I've seen players I knew go to the U.S. Open. You know, for example, if they had a day off and it was at a golf course that was nearby to one of their cities that they were in traveling. But the entire team going to Churchill Downs to support Alex Bregman, who had a horse who won, by the way, like that's also pretty impressive. That's a pretty big deal. So I can't think of anything that's more notable that a team has done that's off the beaten path like this. And what's funny is they were relatively close because they're playing Cincinnati. The Natty. The Natty.

Yeah. I'm trying to think, like, I should know this since I covered the team, but Joe Madden, with all his ridiculousness, the zoo on the field. Were those before games, though? The petting zoo? Yeah, like, was that an off day thing or was that, like, before games? I don't remember. Was it before a game?

So that doesn't necessarily count. But that's pretty cool, man. That's pretty cool that they did that. That's, like, a cool event to attend, like, just to go to Churchill Downs. And then, aw, they're supporting Alex Bregman. Oh, and also Ryan Rawlison dressed up in a horse costume. That was also on Instagram. Oh, my gosh, I forgot about that part.

That was pretty crazy. If you saw that out of context and didn't know what happened, there were a lot of questions to be asked. He's still in my circle of trust. Oh, good. Weren't you concerned? I was. I just don't want him in the ninth inning as evidence from the last game.

All right, that's fair. What about no assault? Random White Sox names as Wayne Larravee. That's it. I'm out. I'm done. Oh, yeah. So we have, oh, this is perfect.

Coming up next, our guy from the athletic. Say it. Kevin Fishbane. Kevin Fishbane joins us next year. That's it. No more. No more Wayne. The voice must stay.

Like, my voice is actually starting to hurt right now. Can I stop myself? Can I? I don't know if the team of muscle. Can I get you some tea, Mr. Grooty? Yeah. Immediately. It's Rahimi and Grotie on 1043 to score.